Jedi Jesus Edition
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News:
>Daddy is gone, he left us for Beamdog
>Gameplay trailer for Obsidian's new RPG Tyranny now out
>New ME trailer, along with new info. Most of the leaked stuff appears to be true
>EA is shutting down the Bioware Social Network forums, excluding The Old Republic forums. Forums close August 26, archives shut down October 25
Sales:
Nox is free on Origin right now. It's an ARPG with good reviews and there's no reason not to get it if you have an Origin account
Andromeda info: http://pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw
Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/NtncZWPf
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/n4vGHHHd
>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden?
Arguing who's the gayest
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com
>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php
>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmkd6HKgojI
Friendly reminder to bump the fucking thread before you give me an aneurysm
Sometimes it feels like I'm the only one autistic enough to check the thread to see if it's on page 10 around here...
I missed you...
>Her Grandfather was a mage
>Eamon knows that Alistair's mother was a Mage
Did Isolde get Alistair sent to the chantry because she was afraid Alistair could be a mage?
I'm getting the craving to play Dragon Age 2. Should I?
Meredith did nothing wrong.
Okay, check out this suave motherfucker
I can't play the game in borderless windowed mode, so it's going to be a bit of a pain to post screenshots, but I'll try
>>150992634
She used a sword made out of Red Lyrium
>>150992750
But it looks like you're already using steam to take screenshots
>>150992817
I'm using an external program that I really like called Greenshot
>>150993134
Why are you so mean to the nice Jedi Grandma with a pure heart
>>150993134
He looks like Obi-Wan desu
All Biggs Donnser (that's unironically the first name the random generator created) has is a pistol and a promise
Female protagonists? In MY video games?!
>>150993662
Nice jumpsuit lol
>>150993940
Shut the fuck up Atton
>>150994046
Is based Carth still alive?
Shock shock watching motherfuckers drop
>>150994215
He shows up very briefly near the end of the game
There's also a rare drop you can get called the Onasi Blaster
>>150994362
>that corpse texture
Brava Obsidian
I'm gonna kill him if he keeps bullying T3
>>150994362
>Shock shock watching motherfuckers drop
That's what I'm saying
So, I'm playing a blaster wielding jedi, and those are really feat intensive. I'm also playing as the class with the least number of feats, so I'm going to be really squishy until I get my prestige class
>>150995341
Oh yes...
>>150994838
Based Atton is stepping all over you
UNLIMITED POWER
>>150996094
>Game says not to use blasters
>Mining laser are totally ok though
Wew
>>150996375
The mining lasers are apparently way weaker than blasters or something
Youd think any errant spark could cause an explosion though
Finally, a real friend...
>>150998260
>giving robots just enough emotions to be annoying as fuck
For what fucking purpose?
>letting the thread die again
You useless fucks...
Hey there cutie...
>>150998997
I needed a nap!
>>150998997
Nothing worse than it deserves.
Damn straight!
Well, well. Look who we have here...
Don't worry - grandmas are tough!
>>151000648
If I take that off, will he die?
>>151002517
It would be extremely painful
Do you think Nolan knew just how ubiquitous Baneposting would be?
>>151002810
He's a big guy.
>>151002810
>>151002810
Atton is so nice. He's the loveable rogue who wouldn't do a single mean thing.
It's just like my FPS games!
>>151004041
>Loading Screen
>Turrent Sequence
>Loading Screen
>Kill Sith surviviors
>Loading screen
>Escape
>Loading screen
>FMV to enter Telos
Such cancer
It's definitely a good idea to rebuild this mysterious assassin droid
>>151004196
>>Kill Sith surviviors
Um maybe you should just get good?
. . .
>>151004686
Atton is pretending to type so your ghoulish freak-ass will go away
Was Kreia a looker?
>46 posts
>6 IPs
Is it it time for /dag/ to die?
>>151008720
Maybe if you hang around and whine some more, everyone will change their minds and not want to post here anymore
>>151008720
I don't know, but I just booked a vacation for the next 2 days so I won't be here to add my much appreciated shitposting.
My shitposts are too good for this dump.
>>151009927
Bring back seashells!
>>151011305
No beach there. Amusement parks.
>>151008839
I don't know why you always get so super defensive with this obnoxious "whiny-kin" shit when the truth that it's a single poster bumping the thread with no replies 1/3 of the day gets told
>>151012025
>only one person dislikes complaining about something easily ignored
Lad...
>>151012146
Whatever, I'm sure "annoying-kun" will reply with much butthurt sooner or later. My point still stands.
I broke him out of Orlais so I could take my shit back (faggot couldn't just leave it in storage when he went AWOL?), and now I wish I could just kick his bitch-ass out.
Between this and Sera and Cassandra shitting all over my heritage, really sours the end-game.
hey ummmm
>>151013727
Blackwall did nothing wrong.
>>151014439
That faggot did at least everything wrong.
>>151014643
He was doing good
Do NOT speak ill of Thom... or else...
>>151015814
Or else what? He'll run away and hide in the woods for another few years? Fucking piece of shit.
>http://media0.giphy.com/media/3o7ZeS4p8rROjZvPfq/giphy.gif
>tfw no thom hugs
How do I get Gaspard to take the throne? Do I need to let the Duchess murder Celene?
*kills thom*
I want to form a suicide pact with my waifu
>>150992750
>Jedi Consular
>All the important stats are 14
I mean you CAN play a gimped character too if you want to. Personally I'd go for 16 wisdom and 16 charisma. You can drop intelligence and constitution. You really don't need all those skills or constitution. The only time constitution will matter to you is when you duel the mandalorians and even then you can cheese it with an armor that has a regeneration upgrade in it and you just run around the ring to heal.
>>151019036
>Constitution
>Useless
The D-Package implants alone make the investment more than worthwhile, particularly on a ranged character that needs to get as many Dex bonuses as possible
Wisdom isn't an issue because I'm putting all but 1 of my attribute points from level up into it, and I get some bonuses through companions later on
hehehe... 10!
I miss murder elf
I'll add a 10th IP to ease the tragedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3YGdPMl-2w
>>151026404
Is that black Yen?
>>151033712
Sure is, Watson
>>150991674
No, she got him into the chantry because she was afraid he's Eamon's bastard. If the truth about Connor got out, Alistair (assuming he's Eamon's child, which is not true but she thinks is the case) would be Eamon's heir. She doesn't know that Fiona was Alistair's mum and probably thinks it was whatshername whose daughter lives in Denerim
>>150992412
lol
>>150995739
Just give Atton some swords and watch him die and resurrect thanks to his special ability over and over again
>>150998427
Revan apparently programmed him to have such a "unique" personality in order to annoy Malak
>>151016864
Yes
>>151016495
>http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1468712946218.webm
>tfw no thom chest hair to stroke
>>151034276
kys
Brain... hurts... too... hard... to think... ugh....
>>151037393
I think you got the last one wrong
>>151037541
Damn! This quest is very insensitive to mentally challenged people like myself
>Solas and Anders
Reusing character concepts or foreshadowing? I'm leaning towards the former
>>151039753
>this
>coincidence
I don't think so.
>"I carried Andraste's Ashes out of Tevinter into the mountains to the east where She could gaze ever into Her Maker's sky... No more fitting a tomb than this could we find"
>Temple of sacred ashed is this close to Sky-fucking-hold
Dammit, Gaider.
>>151041747
>>151042026
I don't really buy into the Shartan = Solas theory because both Leliana and the toolset state that he was born in captivity AND later died with Andraste
>Shartan was a great elven leader in Andraste's time, originally born a slave in Tevinter. When Andraste waged her war against the Tevinter Imperium, Shartan and many other elves and joined Andraste's army, seeing this as a chance to overthrow their human masters. Shartan's dream was to escape the humans and to found a new land for his people that they could call their own: their home. Shartan was eventually killed at the same time Andraste was betrayed and burned at the stake.
>>151042223
He could be his agent tho, just like Felassan.
>>151042383
Solas was only using Felassan to unlock the eluvians, he didn't care about helping the elves at all, which was the primary motivation of Sharthan's
I don't know, it just seems out of character for Solas given his indifference regarding both city and Dalish elves
>>151042617
Maybe Mythal's then?
>>151042835
Do you think Mythal had a bald fetish?
>>151042924
She definitely is a dog person.
>>151043117
You'd think one husband was un oeuf for her
Bye bye
Solaswives
I'm gonna
Love you
Wherever I go
I'm gonna
>>151045001
wtf
>Play DA:O
>Love it,
>Play its DLC
>Its was alright
>Play dragon age 2
Holyshit what went wrong.
I think I might just skip to inquisition I can't take this feels like I'm mo Farrah at the end of a marathon. .
>>151046349
You aren't a real /dag/na if you haven't finished DA2 at least once desu
>>151046349
DAO dlcs already had the DA2 disease because every single one of them is a reused area
>>151046564
Awakening had loads of new areas
>>151046796
It's an expansion that cost $40 on release, not a dlc. I think some parts of it are reused in Leliana's Song anyway
>>151046506
I can live with being an apostate /dag/na if it means I can avoid playing the rest of DA2. It's got its moments varic is great some of the other party members though. The good bits are to far and in between for mebesides fenris and anders are too edgy for me
>>151047140
Don't listen to that fagget, nobody sane would recommend DA2 to anyone
>>151019443
>>151019036
Oh, also, charisma isn't super important for this character. I'll have so many force points eventually that I won't be able to run out no matter what I do
>>151047359
It's a rite of passage
>>151049614
I wanna emasculate Thom!
simbly ebin
While some of them are pretty effective at evoking an emotional response from the player (Bryce, Shianni), most of these temple visions make no sense to me. Who even cares about Jowan or Tamlin? Or Trian for that matter?
I don't get it
Also:
>and my commander sheppers is definitely agender but she gives zero fucks about being misgendered. Let the aliens be happy they figured out what gender the human is by observation, it's whatever
>>151051974
I have a really hard time getting through that temple without picking the most cynical responses every time. It's just so obviously an illusion
>>151054324
It's still pretty sad if you're playing a Cousland because you never got to say goodbye to your dad
Trust nobody, not even your own s'elf
>oh right, there's a pretty tough puzzle in the temple
>how hard could it be, I've played this game many times, I'm sure I don't help
Ended up using a guide
>>151060457
I vaguely remember solving itwhy can't you just build a wooden bridge, it's barely beyond jumping range
>>151060457
Nigga just get a paper and pen and test out what each individual plate does, write them down, then combine them.
>>151060457
It just requires a little bit of trial and error...
What the FUCK is wrong with her?!
>>151061058
If it was up to me, I'd have Morrigan cast cone of cold on Leliana, then lay her across the gap and walk over her
>>151061224
I have the solution sketched in my notebook but I still have no idea how the guide I used reached it
I'm going to play Dragon Age 2 and you can't stop me!
>>151062321
I'm admitting you to the insane asylum!
>>151062321
Called the cops
>>151062423
>>151062516
I'm going to play as Mordecai Hawke, cunning Jewish apostate, who's going to be wealthier than all the goyim in Kirkwall
>There will never be dlc like the darkspawn dlc
>where you played as based loghain
>save freledan from darkspawn
>from corrupt nobles
>from the evil that is the grey wardens
>avenge the one true king from his betrayers
>stop the french invasion
Rest in peace you lord of dogs only you truly knew how devious the orlesian people truly are.
>>151062839
Make sure you treat Merrill like dirt because she's poor and not Jewish enough
>>151063054
Loghain's army would have not been able to kill the Archdemon, and Ferelden would have become an even bigger blighted hellhole.
While the Orlesians are a cancer, blights are a time to put aside differences.
>>151063285
The Orlesians didn't contribute towards stopping the blight though, if Eamon died like Loghain indented, he could have united Ferelden and killed the archdemon with Riordan's help
>>151063513
The Orlesians would have brought Grey Wardens. Riordan was a prisoner, I doubt Loghain would have used him.
>>151063951
He was being kept alive for a reason, we'll never know but I think at least someone would have asked Riordan if there's anything important to know about killing the archdemon
>>151053137
That's a long beak
Mmm nope, not walking naked through flames. Leliana can go by herself, she's into self-immolation and nudism anyway
>>151067015
Your elf looks like she's 14.
>>151067432
She's very mature and intelligent for her age
>>151067015
Nice textures lmao
guys whats a fun class for dragon age inquisition, I want to look cool and crush my enemies.
>>151068395
Not even the nicest in this area!
>>151068558
Warrior?
>assuming I give a fuck about all this shem mumbo jumbo
I'm a "Shem" and I'm proud of it!!!
That would explain all the urns laying around in the temple. You could probably leave any person's ashes in this mountain for a decade or so and they would become imbued with "healing power"
>>151072198
I'm not a racist, but I just can't tell the shems and the animals apart!
>>151072392
Don't speak bad about the animals.
>>151072392
I'm quite the animal if you know what I mean ;)
>>151072732
You lost me
*industrial dances*
>>151074094
. . .
I'm covered in hair, walk on 4 legs and eat exclusively raw meat
>>151074474
Ooohhh
Just like me!
What's a "fiend" mean? And why is she getting so mad when Oghren explained that the ashes are only magical because of lyrium?
While I'm still trying to wrap my head around this outburst, Leliana turns on our party
>>151076512
K I L L
I
L
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>>151076512
And just like that, my wolf tears out her throatI replayed this part five times to get the decapitation finisher but couldn't get it to fire
Andraste is a false God. No one knows where souls go when you die.
>>151077008
Andrastianism doesn't really preach much about the afterlife though, their whole shtick is that magic is evil
>>151077446
They say you'll go to the Maker's side. But there's no proof for the Maker existing.
>>151076807
And people still believe in a company that brought her back out of pure fanservice and explained it with "g-ghosts!"
>>151077570
Umm if you keep questioning the Maker like that, he'll never return and turn Thedas into a paradise with no qunari, elves, dwarves, and worst of all, atheists
>>151078126
Wait she comes back even if you kill her?
>>151078238
Yes, she's like "I'm sure I died, whatever"
>>151078126
Bioware has no backup plan. So if you kill off Anders, Leliana, and Oghren, they'll come back.
>>151078126
Only Leliana
>>151078202
But I thought the maker accepted everyone. Which is why his followers burnt down the Dales and declared exalted marches on Tevinter and Par Vollen
>>151078126
I like how their explanation went from "you only thought she was dead" to literal ghosts
>>151078126
>fanservice
Did anyone even like her though?
>>151079039
Bioware likes her
>>151080029
Daddy is such an asshole.
>>151080249
Daddy has a shit taste!
>>151080562
I respect him for the ascension mod, but he seems like the type of person who hates having people disagree with him.
>>151080732
I kind of lost all respect for him after the whole DA2 fiasco. It's obvious they did their best within the time constrains put on them by EA, but instead of admitting that it was a rushed, poorly thought out product, he just started acting as if it's a misunderstood masterpiece. His obvious distaste for fans of BG2 and DAO because they couldn't accept the shitheap that was DA2 also reflected badly on him
>>151081659
Why does he hate RPG Codex
>>151081832
Same reason he hates "4chan trolls", it's his favorite boogeymen
>never got those human hating elf or dwarf-specific romances
>>151082182
>Umm...
ONE OF US
>>151082182
I want a dwarf romance.
And not stupid surfacer shit either. Dwarves like Harding are just shortstacks.
>>151082182
>You will never get to romance a shortstack dwarf waifu
>>151078126
They fixed this by making it so you can't kill anyone who they plan on bringing back :^)
Talk to me like lovers do...
>>151082836
>>151082621
Cease and desist immediately
>>151082836
>that gunt
>>151082182
Sure, Daddy, sure.
>>151083278
What kind of 14 year old girls does he know
>>151083278
>short, stocky, hairy
>bad qualities
I'm glad he left...
>>151083278
Wow I thought all the memes about bioware were jokes, maybe they should just drop the romance feature entirely if they're going to be this autistic about a video game.
>>151083278
>elf/ Qunari is okay
>x/Dwarf crosses a line
Everybody's fucking biased somewhere.
>>151082806
What a fucking idiot. 14 year old girls are not short and stocky.
Unless he's only spend time in the company of Inuits
>>151083278
Yet they let you romance a retard lesbian with the mind of a 10 year old in DA:I
>Laura Bailey is Bianca's VA
So wait, they had access to Bailey and they DIDN'T use her for the MC? Fucking bummer.
>>151086080
Who is the voice of femDickRyder, by the way?She sounds kind of cute in the trailer.
>Andromeda has two protagonists, you and your sibling
>you have to compete with them to secure your preferred waifu
>>151087265
Fuck me, I don't know. I just love Laura Bailey's.
>>151087636
>Fuck me,
ASL?
>>151087636
>I just love Laura Bailey's.
You love Laura Bailey's what? The suspense is killing me!
>>151087475
>Not just fucking your sister
>>151089152
Sisters are gross though
t. have a sister
zehn
Sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehn
Und die Welt zählt laut bis zehn
I thought the Anderfels were german, but inquisition said there was an arabic order of sword dancers.
Which is it?
>>151093364
Same shit by now lmao
The White Wolf!
I really want to get a DLC for DA:I, but $15 just seems too steep.
How much gameplay do any of them really offer? Hakkon looks like it's probably the worst one. I know everyone says Tresspasser is the "real ending" but every time I try to look up gameplay it's dialogue.
All of them say that they add "a new area." Is that like, Hinterlands new area, or Cradle of Sulevin new area?
>>151096183
I bought the descent and hakkon, and I feel that both weren't worth it.
Stick with trespasser.
The Descent is an actual experience with hordes and hordes and hordes of Darkspawn, though.
>>151093364
Why do people keep thinking places in Thedas are meant to be a 1:1 representation of irl nations instead of a weird mishmash of a bunch of different cultures?
>>151097862
That's just Rivain.
whhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyy
whhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyy
>>151082921
What is a gunt?
>>151103241
gut-cunt?
>>151097862
I don't really know, but it's stupid to expect cultural representation in a fantasy universe when the cultures are not the same and things could be celebrated entirely differently.
>>151103326
Oh. In that case, yeah it's pretty ick.
I got thigh chafe from walking around in wet shorts all afternoon. Do you think she got gunt chafing from being hot in that outfit all day?
>>151082921
>>151103241
>>151103326
Christ. And I thought FUPA sounded gross.
>>151106379
I don't know what that is either. I should probably stop depending on /dag/ to be my gross shit translators.
>>151106789
Fat Upper-Pussy Area.
I hate teenagers.
>>151107095
thought it was fat upper pelvic area
buss
>>151107095
The bad thing is that I have a visual image of exactly what that is.
>I hate teenagers
Yes.
>>151107463
Just assume it's whatever sounds the most crude and run with it.
>>151107463
Is there really a difference
How many of you here enjoy Inquisition?
I've never bothered with /dag/ before but I loved the shit out of Origins, I pirated and played 2 and Inquisition recently and I can stomach the former but certainly not the latter. The majority of quests are just MMO filler and the combat feels ridiculously clunky and difficult to use.
I just want some opinions on what people think that aren't subreddit fanboyism or incessant /v/ shitposting.
>>151115151
it's okay, not great
>>151107095
>I hate teenagers.
even me?
>>151115151
I did. No problems with combat, which is surprising since I'm not great with console gaming pads. Spell/skill pad was ridiculously small for how many you had available. Reminded me of original GW where you could immediately specialize in two classes, but then had a bar of like 8 spells. Exploration factor was pretty great, plus ability to jump. Lore added in there nicely with the visuals. Bit pandery in spots, but it's nothing that couldn't be ignored. Questing like the requisitions were pretty monotonous, but I just tried to explain to myself that the inquisitor is a pretty powerful figure post-Corypheus in Haven but would still help with grunt work because they were needed to scout specific areas for activity before anyone else got there (plus close rifts) and needed the materials for requisitions to make whatever was needed before other parties could set out to take care of grunt work. Character interactions were great, body language/expressive faces too (I'm weird about shit like that).
If you play a game for combat, I'm probably not going to be a good judge. I just find what works for me and soldier onto the rest of it. If you don't like the mmo style questing, a good lot can be skipped. You find out interesting tidbits on quite a few of the quests that seem like they should be purposeless though.
I don't feel very intimidating for some reason...
I think we've established who the alpha male is
>>151117793
So much bloom. What is this, Oblivion?
My own sex slave! Shame she isn't blue...
>>151118945
I don't know what's up with that. Don't remember it looking like that last time I played
The Dark Side is a path to addiction and weakness.
Milking Alistar....
>>151119778
If I'm going down, I'm dragging my crew with me!
>>151121253
Atton's face looks dirty
Hmph!
Well, you're certainly one to talk
>>151121969
Atton looks like a young Jeb Bush
>>150991051I got my idiotic Mon Calamari Jedi back. I can now die happy.
>>151123573
We're you banned for ERPing or something?
Is KOTOR good to play for someone who has an absolute disdain of the main Star Wars series? I love a good RPG but feel like I'll be put off by the setting
>>151126949
I mean, if you just can't stand anything about Star Wars, you might not like it
I've never been very into the films or books or anything but I've always loved the KOTOR games
>>151119631
Does she actually bring in any money?
>>151128645
Quite a bit actually
You get 800 credits right away if you keep her, and I think she generates more throughout the game
>>151128824
Nice
I just "killed" Corypheus and I was quite disappointed.
First of all, the Inquisitor sent him into the fade, which is exactly what he wanted.
Secondly, I didn't even have the choice to deal with him in a more logical way, or even offer him mercy.
Thirdly, he was too easy. I know I was overleveled, but he barely touched me. I feel like a Tevinter magister could have done so much more.
At least throw out some Dark Spawn or demons
Also, I feel a bit sorry for him when he was crying out to the Old Gods for help. It was like he was all alone.
>>151129772
Why do people keep saying this bullshit? He wasn't sent to the fade, he had a rift opened inside of him, tearing him up
>>151130635
The game didn't communicate that well to me.
>>151123573
You get Guss back in KotFE? He's the best companion. Top tier among all BW companions 2bh
>>151121969
Hahaha
What's a good way to score some good gear early in DA:I? The lack of sequence breaking is killing me. I at least want to be able to pretend I am by nabbing some Tier 2/3 Schematics or some nice unique weapons.
Schaefer's Rampart is like the only thing that comes to mind though.
>>151135181
But you already are in the hissing wastes and the merchant there sells the best shit you will get in the main game
>>151135181
>>151135181
>All that fancy shit
>Barely any damage
Enemies in Inquisition are such unbearable HP sponges.
And go to the Exalted Plains and pick up a ring of doubt. Great item.
>>151135345
Different character, anon.
>>151135365
It was Nightmare and the Spirit Blade's charges are in the single digits. It's not so bad most of the time. I'm also wearing the RoD in that webm, but, thanks; I didn't know it was location-specific loot.
>>151135903
>More than 1 DA:I character
What the fuck?
>>151137042
>3 Classes
>9 Specializations
>Plays one character
I dunno man. You do you.
>>151137497
>Can play every specialization in one go thanks to controllable companions
He is a notorious assassin and leader of a spy/assassin group called the Bird's Nest (which clint steve bucky sam and natasha are all part of) and offers his and their services to the inquisition as thanks for saving Clint.
He is an elf rogue, but also a mage which both confuses and frustrates Vivienne.
He is fade touched, he explains that he became trapped in the Fade somehow for an unknown amount of time before coming across a rift and breaking through back into the mortal world. The markings on his face are not Vallaslin (the face tattoos many elves have) but a result of being fade touched, they glow similar to the Anchor.
The veins on his hands are blackened from forcing his way through the rift. Because of how long he had been in the Fade his magic is corrupted and he cannot use it in the mortal world without it exhausting him considerably, Solas is able to help him through fadewalking. But from being fadetouched he has a similar teleporting ability to Cole.
He hates Solas, but for the inquisition tolerates him and even will risk himself to keep Solas alive, much to his shagrin. He had a feud with Solas well before being trapped in the fade, but Solas has no memory of him whatsoever, which scares Solas as Vincent demonstrates knowledge of him that noone else should know.
Vincent falls madly in love with the lady Montilyet, much to Leliana's displeasure (despite her great respect for him) he eagerly courts her and she happily returns the affection.
This is during Josephine's personal quest "Of Somewhat Fallen Fortune" where the Orlesian assassin's guild is trying to kill her. Canon, it's one of Leliana's people who stops the assassin, but headcanon says he does it because the assassin killed Leliana's spy. The Inquisitor and Leliana arrive moments after Vincent has killed the assassin and he scolds Leliana for becoming overconfident in her people.
>>151139730
>Elf
>Hates Solas
trashed character
I am deeply embittered by the fact that I will never be a Grey Warden.
>>151141409
Why
>>151141476
Because I love the idea, and my life sucks ass.
>>151141538
>Loving the idea of having nightmares all the time and eventually turning into a ghoul
Sounds so fun
>>151141641
Not much different than my life now.
At least then I'd get to wear armor, make use of my currently useless aptitude with medieval weaponry, kill shit, and know I was making the world even marginally better for it.
Of course, I'd probably die at my Joining with my shit luck.
>>151141757
Jus b urself
>>151141887
Yeah that hasn't worked so well.
>>151141757
It's not too late to become a Warden of Allah
>>151142117
>Religion
Yeah, nah.
>>151142262
Do you want to join me in industrial dancing to depressing music?
>>151142614
I hate dancing but I do like industrial music.
>>151142716
what a bore no wonder your life sucks
>>151143118
I'm getting worse and worse at faking mirth. I had to practice for something like an entire evening just to send a friend a happy birthday message.
Dancing at this point is an impossible concept to me.
>>151143285
Could have juts sent a text message
>>151143463
That's what I meant.
>>151143553
How did you practice typing "Happy birthday, my dude" ? You're normie for having friends anyway.
>>151143710
Well she's my ex, and we don't talk much, but when we do we talk a lot. And she knows I'm miserable. So I couldn't be like "Hey. Happy birthday." or "Hey! Happy B-Day! :)" Had to work out the right balance of believable enthusiasm without sounding apathetic or fake. Plus there's the rest of the message. I've known the girl for ten years, I can't just say "Happy birthday" and nothing else.
>>151143861
jesus fuck off to /soc/ you whiny cunt
>>151144369
I'm just answering (You)s my very caustic friend.
>>151144519
people are so desperate for bumps they'll reply to anything these days
no one actually cares about your "problems"
Post some waifu cum tributes to bump the thread
>>151144651
Post your music preferences, your ex gf/bf's shoe size and the reason for your breakup, your religious views, and oh, your waifu instead
>>151144610
I wouldn't think for a moment that they did.
I'm going to start on DA2 when I finish trespasser
>>151146319
Okay, it's your life time
AW SHIT IT'S FUCKING FLEMMETH!
Pretty cool.
Damn I miss DA:O.
>>151141757
So join the military or something where you can go deus vult. Study the occult. Take entheogens. Find a higher calling.
You're not going to be able to fight darkspawn here. If anything closely resembling them existed, they would be scooped up and thrown into research facilities..
I'd rather be a Mage than a Grey Warden
>Don't have to get a job
>Church pays for my things
>I don't have to get married
>I have magic
>I have armored men who will protect me from bullies
>>151142614
You don't dance with industrial music, you bob and hop and thrash a bit.
>>151147634
You have no right to say that something isn't dancing just because you can't appreciate it lol....
"You people whine like tea kettles around here"
-Oghren
>>151147604
Fuck yes to being a circle mage.
It's like living at home, except not. Plus you can sleep with your chosen armored captor and as long as you don't get knocked up, you're good as gold.
>>151147853
Sorry. Trying to imagine someone moving at all elegantly around to Spineshank doesn't seem possible.
>>151147962
>Spineshank
How is that even industrial
>>151147604
And who will protect you from armored men?THERE'S NO COMPROMISE
Rank desire from most desired to least desired.
Human Noble
Dwarf Noble
Dwarf Commoner
City Elf
Dalish Elf
Circle Mage
>>151148164
I flush their magic crack down the toilet
>>151148164
Real morrigan..?
>>151148181
>top tier
City Elf
Circle Mage
>good tier
Dalish Elf
Dwarf Noble
Dwarf Commoner
>cousland tier
Human Noble
>>151148387
>top-tier
>city-elf
Do you get off from being oppressed
>>151139730
>The veins on his hands are blackened from forcing his way through the rift
The one up in the sky? And he just jumped out of it with no parachute? Hardcore
>>151148164
I've never read anything by a DA2 fan that wasn't pure aspergers
>>151148438
Roleplay opportunities
>>151148506
Cringe
>>151148181
Dwarf noble
Human noble
Dwarf commoner
Circle mage
City elf
Dalish elf
>>151149140
Literal patrician
>>151149213
>>151149213
Anyone who hates Elves in Dragon Age cannot be a patrician
>>151149294
I don't hate elves, I just very strongly dislike them and they make me want to vomit!
>>151149815
That sounds like an unhealthy condition
>>151149294
>Anyone who doesn't hate elves in Dragon Age cannot be a patrician
I absolutely agree.
>>151149848
It's truly debilitatingGive disability benefits pls
I had a dream I was an elf living in some Italian town. My main occupation was stealing jugs of wine from bars and then drinking it by myself while hiding on rooftops
>>151149926
Wrong-o
>>151149954
You want to fuck Zevran
>>151150009
Zevran is garbage
>tfw no antivan female elven gf
Why even live.
>>151150009
Go to bed, Solas.
>>151150206
You should just hang yourself to escape the suffering!
>>151150342
Ladies first.
>>151148035
It's industrial metal.. do you know what industrial means?
>listening to metal
um...? lol
>>151150425
It's not what you do industrial dance to
I want Solas to walk around in my dreams
>>151150876
The last time it strengthened my paranoia. Would not recommend.
>>151150876
Me too
I imagine Solas smells like body odor and cheese.
>>151148387
>top tier
>City Elf
>Circle Mage
I like you.
>>151151258
I think you mean Sera. I would include Leliana, but she seems like the type that likes musky perfume.
>>151150876
>wanting anything to do with Solas
>>151151382
No, I definitely mean Solas
Really musty cheese
>>151151258
More like cocoa and cinnamon, considering Weekes' food fetishes.
>>151151389
>hating Solas
ewww
>>151151418
Solas is clean
>>151150876
I want to cut off his ears and jam them down his throat
Solas more like Soulless!!
>>151151489
>>151151515
Stop bullying Solas!
>>151148181
City Elf
Circle Mage (Elf)
Dalish Elf
Circle Mage (Human)
Human Noble
>>151151537
I'm gonna bully him until he cries!
Solas smells like freshly washed sheets and wildflowers
>>151151591
Solas will petrify you
>>151151594
>ffreshly washed anything
Wasn't piss used as a laundry cleanser?
>>151151707
I don't know, they used to use ash before detergent was invented where I live
>>151151698
With his gargoyle-like facial features?
>>151151761
Yeah, like I think it was a mix of the two. I'll look it up.
>>151151707
>Soaking laundry in lye, cold or hot, was an important way of tackling white and off-white cloth. It was called bucking, and aimed to whiten as well as cleanse. Coloured fabrics were less usual than today, especially for basic items like sheets and shirts. Ashes and urine were the most important substances for mixing a good "lye". As well as helping to remove stains and encourage a white colour, these act as good de-greasing agents.
What the fuck...
Going to play through dragon age inquisition as Loghain, finally he'll be the hero he was always meant to be.
Solas chews his fingernails
Solas is incapable of any emotion other than self-pity
>>151151923
An ineffectual tool with an autistic voice?
>>151152013
That's just the standard for elves
>>151151923
Shut the fuck up, Threnn.
Solas prefers jogging to cycling
Solas always leaves the toilet seat up
>Solas this
>Solas that
You know, whatever you hate him or like him, Weekes certainly did a good character creating job.
>>151152178
Solas pisses sitting down.
Solas is afraid of cats
>>151152209
He lifts it up anyway just to spite his vhenan
>>151152209
This
>>151152052
I'll give you the the tool part but
>Not liking the guy who voiced Kain
>>151152119
come to FERELDEN and say that to my face you Orlesian dog, bring your Chevaliers with you if your man enough.
>>151152289
He sits ass-deep in the shitty water of the dirty toilet bowl
Solas is my life jacket
If I don't keep holding on to him, I won't be able to live
No matter how much I'm drowning, he'll definitely save me
Solas eats gluten free
>>151152773
Solas eats dick.
To really be a Solas fan, you must understand Weekes, you must become one with his work, you must lose yourself in the depths of Solas' character. Only then will you fully realize who is the Dread Wolf and why is he the best written character in gaming.
Once you reach this superior mindset you will look at Sera like the piece of flat ear filth she truly is. You will notice your palate becoming more refined and sensitive, and tasteless bimbos like Sera will stop interesting you, and you'll only feel disgust for them. However, this disgust will eventually turn to hate and you'll be compelled to tell other people how horrible she is, and how wrong it is for the Inquisitor to be with her.
Unfortunately this is a side effect of loving Solas, because such love must come at a price. But fear not, you will learn to enjoy it, it will even become a normal need for you, like thirst or hunger and sating it will provide great pleasure.
>serafags
wtf i hate elves now
>>151152868
I love Solas platonically. It's a deep affection that goes past romance.
I want topat patgiant Fen'Harel'shead
I want to comb Morrigan's bush
I want to lick Urthemiel's spikes
>>151155068
>>151155204
>>151155271
très épique :---D
>>151155313
Orlesians are not welcome here
Dragon Commander waifus...
!!!
>>151157457
>can pick your race
That's neat, though I'm pretty sure an inquisitor was already a class in Div:OS 1
>>151157570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUx8_GF9v94
>>151157623
From what I understand, you'll only have one protagonist this time
That's a shame, I liked romancing myself
>the elves are really badass
:3
>>151157457
He looks like a red templar
A WEEK till Gamescom
Kieran really let himself go
>>151158347
Did you plan on posting a picture?
>>151157623
Really looking forward to that game, Original Sin was great and superior to DA2 and Inquisition in every way.
>>151160245
>>151157623
12:30
>>151161108
It managed to make co-op fun too
With Leliana feeding the worms, it's probably a good point to have another out-of-body experience
>There was a time when I would have done anything for Marjolaine. And when she sought to expand the Orlesian game of intrigue to Denerim, I followed without question.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbQ1bX9yRVE
The introduction immediately contradicts Leliana's version of her betrayal, making her appear even more untrustworthy than she normally is. Good job, guys
I have to say the soundtrack for this dlc is pretty nice though, this is the track that plays at this point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK64WoB_8x4
>>151165925
Is this DLC even canon?
Her story and the events of the DLC doesn't match, like, at all.
This is the same girl who thinks the Chantry is the best thing ever and wants to become the pope
You can hang some underwear on it a bit later
>>151168143
It is canon because all supplementary material is canon, but it does seem really pointless:
>doesn't shed any light on Orlais because it takes place in Denerim
>doesn't really say anything new about Leliana, other than that she's a bit of a sociopath
>only serves to introduce Dorothea, who looks completely different by the time she re-appears in DAI
Was this really a story that needed to be told?
>Morrigan crosses time and space and approves +5
Anyway, your main mission during this part is to disgrace some guy Marjolaine dislikes, which involves planting false evidence on him via a chain of fetch quests. With each added item (including a fresh corpse), her companions comment about her perhaps going too far, to which she snorts derisively. It makes me wonder why they even bothered pretending that this Leliana as well as the one in DAI are the same painfully naive moralfag from DAO
Scary!
Spoiler:He didn't believe me
Huh. I didn't know you could get this cutscene before you get the Ebon Hawk
>>151157623
This is amazing.
>>151161108
Original Sin is an incredible game, but it's not the same kind of game as DAI and DA2, at least not in co-op... which is admittedly the only way I've played it.
>>151175803
It happens once your LS or DS points reach a certain threshold
>>151170060
I never played that DLC, lel makes less sense with every new thing I learn about her
>>151175369
You enjoying your noncanon playthrough?
>>151179782
>he thinks the Revan and Exile in SWTOR are the real deal
heh
>>151175109
>Still no playable ithorians in Swtor
I'd start from scratch for that shit
>>151180325
It really is hard to believe because Revan was supposed to be a smart guy but he turned into a complete retard in anything Swtor related he did.
>>151179782
Yes I am, thanks
Solas rhymes with volus
Coincidence?
Right, that's not creepy at all
I got stuck on this fight the first time I played this game
>>151175986
>it's not the same kind of game as DAI and DA2
True enough, Original Sin was an actual proper RPG instead of a gay-sim.
>>151186932
Just use the force, young padawan
Where the fuck are the waifu playlists
>>151164408
Leliana's Song sucked
>you don't get to kill Arcann, Vaylin, Koth or Senya in the KotFE finale
haha bioware, what a bunch of fucking hacks you are
>>151189443
>Hurting Vaylin
What the h*ll is wrong with you..!!
>>151189219
Bioware is doing their best to produce only the highest quality products that appeal to both mainstream audiences and hardcore fans, so shut your damn mouth, kid
>>151173589
>>151173589
It's not hard to believe. Leliana wears a mask. She is a true Orlesian
>>151189721
Golems of Amgarrak is better
>>151193476
Where are the stretchmarks?
>>151193476
>By littlesweetie
aka. fat male... but good art
Hmm... I should definitely activate this!
>>151195754
This reminds me, are you planning to do that restored droid planet mod?
>>151195869
Yeah
I think this version of the Restoration Project also includes the HK factory
>>151195754
Bao-Dur is looking good
>>151193476
Why does the ribcage look so... manly? The hips so small in comparison.
That's a big droid
>>151196203
Nobody will ever think you're a Jedi
>playing my asexual inquisitor
>get to trespasser
>Cassandra gets super-excited for me and thinks I'll be proposing, maybe to her
>I have to burst her bubble
What the fuck, Varric. Not cool, man.
I got stuck on this part too. Oh the joys of being a 10 year old
It should be fine to just leave him out here, unconscious, in the snow
>>151196985
>>151196985
Throw thermal detonators
>>151197314
He's a shit companion, desu
Trust me... do I look like a bad guy to you?
Nice underwear
BTFO
>>151199026
Do you actually get evil-looking underwear if you're dark side?
>>151200848
Yep. That's what it actually looks like
>>151201047
Interesting choice of attire
Arcanndemption when?
Who's Briala?
Why does she wear the mask?
>>151207273
Because she's a filthy knife ear cunt.
Sorry, discussing elves is now a bannable offense.
>>151207273
I'm Chevalier.
>>151205417
How old is she in origins? 50?
>>151208738
She's neither alive nor dead, but ageless and just existing
>>151209308
Bullshit, she ages in the bad future
>>151208656
Bane memeing is the only thing on 4chan more dead than this thread
>>151210048
If I haven't seen it, it's new to me.
Dragon Age officially cancelled
>>151212789
Yeah, I saw. Was somewhat expected though after the forums closing and stuff
>>151212789
DA4?
>>151212789
fuck you for getting my hopes up
DA:I?..
...good game?..
no....
>>151212789
After Inquisition thats unlikely
Tevinter has been hyped up for too long not to happen
>>151214271
Can't wait for that book
>>151214271
What a retarded argument. "After Half-Life 2 that's unlikely. HL3 (or EP3) has been hyped up for too long not to happen!"
Games get cancelled all the time, and Bioware is not doing well.
Wait it's been officially canceled?
>>151214753
HL3 is totally coming soon
>>151214453
Hell, even if it's a book thats better than nothing
Tevinter-Qunari was with the clusterfuck of smaller factions like the Fog Warriors and the Lucerni with Solas's plan failing again might make for an awesome fantasy novel.
I just want and end, ya know? Like by the end of Trespasser, Southern Thedas's story is basically wrapped up.
Northern Thedas still has whatever the fuck happened in Weishaupt with Hawke and all of the story hooks at Trespasser's epilogue
>>151215096
Yes, source is my ass. Wanna see?
>>151215271
Well, if you insist
zehn
I'm gonna listen to shoegaze and sit around looking sullen!
>>151212789
You bastard made me check bioware twitters. Give my time back.
wow:legion ripped off da:origins
>you can make your face wrinkled, tattooed, freckled
>body is always the same featureless model
>the more unique your face looks, the more obvious the neckseam is
This kills the boner
To Nar Shaddaa!
>>151224675
So, not being canceled then?
Well hello there...
>>151229236
Of course not.
Yikes
This went from 0 to creepy in about 5 seconds flat
. . .
DA:I is laggy as shit for me even tho I have the recommended specs. any solutions?
>>151233792
Make sure other shit isn't running in the background. I've heard some say that windowed mode may help.
>>151232609
Kreia wants you to fuck her
Jesus fucking Christ stop doing that
>>151234712
>fuck her
Kreia or Visas?
>>151235020
>>151235020
Threesome
>>151139730
stop
>>151235178
>Kreia observing as the two of you sex, alternating between chastising you for being too rough with Visas and being too gentle
Hmmm...
She'd fit in well with /dag/
Artificer is so much fun. I love Throw Everything and putting dozens of elemental mines on the battlefield
hehehe... nerf THIS! *unzips dick*
ten again fucks
A-Are we still talking about pazaak?
>>151243690
Mooka shakaa paka.....!!
>elves will never exist
why even live
>>151244329
see ya
This is Liara tier dancing
WTF I hate Kreia now
Scary!
>tfw imagining 9 year old Tulpa playing DA:O for the first time
>>151244425
Where are you going?
>>151245745
>trusting droids
>>151246541
Why does Atton have no headgear?
>>151248578
>headgear
More like plebgear
I just beat inquisition+trespasser for the first time. All in all, it was a journey that took me about 175 hours. I feel satisfied, and I think I got my money's worth.
I decided to disband the Inquisition, because keeping the Inquisition would make it shackled to the Divine. By working independently, I think I can stop Solas more effectively.
I look forward to the next installment.
>>151249079
Trespasser worth the money?
>>151250002
It's pretty linear. I got 8-10 hours from it, but it could probably be rushed in like 3 or 4.
Get it if you really want to see an epilogue, or wait for it to go on sale.
>>151250151
I'm playing on console, so it'll probably never go on sale. Have to pick up a used GOTY if I want a discount.
8-10 hours for $15 sounds fair.
>>151250396
You get to interact with your entire party one last time and do idiotic little pixel hunts in the Winter's Palace. Game gets a bit better when you enter the Veil.
>>151248005
Where are YOU going?
>>151251198
Well I just left your mom's so home I guess.
>>151251407
Who's this mayonnaise maiden?
>>151244747
Nice bathrobe, Jesus
>>151251627
Poppy Drayton. From some weird-ass show about Elves and Gnomes and wizards an' shit.
>>151252085
Do they fug
>>151251407
Um I live with my mom so.....
>>151254248
Shit bro. Hope the noise didn't bother you.
>Yennelyn Trevelyan and Cullen Rutherford
>They're two of the main characters of amazing crossover fanfiction Cullen Rutherford: A Witcher in Thedas, which I highly recommend if you're a fan of Dragon Age and The Witcher.
>>151254426
Why couldn't Sera look like her?
>>151256349
>>151256349
Sounds autistic. I should get in the fanfiction business
>>151256349
Yennelyn a shit
Tirissa true waifu
>>151256367
That wouldn't get the message across
>>151256758
What message?
>>151256782
That inner beauty is what counts the most!
>>151256782
That Sera is an awful person and lesbianism is a disease
>>151256920
Then why didn't they give her any
Why can't I continue adventuring if I'm missing an am. I'm a mage.
I only need one arm to hold a staff.
>>151256962
Sera is actually a decent sort of person. She's simple-minded, but she stands up for the average citizen.
>>151256920
Sera gets pretty ugly on theism though. I think her writer(s) just phoned that whole dialogue in, though.
>>151256962
Hey man, if lesbianism is a disease, I ...I don't know but elf lesbians are wrong I don't want to be right.
>>151257074
>she stands up for the average citizen
Which happens literally zero times in the game and is again negated when she gets that guy killed in her quest, disapproves of Briala helping the elves, disapproves of giving the mages more freedom, and so on
>>151257325
>Which happens literally zero times in the game
So you didn't do any Red Jenny quests?
>Briala helping the elves, disapproves of giving the mages more freedom, and so on
Sera represents the average citizen in Thedas. So it makes sense she dislikes Elves and Magic
>>151257081
That's what's great about being a lesbo, you don't have to suck elf microdick all the time
>>151256349
I want this wiped from the face of the earth
>Roll up my Jew Hawke
>Cole looks like Stallone
>Bethany has negro lips
I'm going to sleep, and I'm going to restart and post pictures later.
>>151257325
>disapproves of Briala helping the elves,
She's brainwashed into hating elves. She's self-loathing.
>disapproves of giving the mages more freedom
She hates magic. She explains why in the second conversation you have with her, and then you get a deeper insight into why during and immediately after HLtA.
>>151257435
Her "quests" are just pissing nobles off
>>151257718
That's the point.
>>151257684
So if she hates the elves and the mages (aka those who have it the worst) and only defaces statues, robs rich people, and does epic pranks xDD in the game, how exactly is she "standing up for the average citizen"?
The mental gymnastics serafags perform to convince other people to like her never cease to amaze me
>>151257837
I'm not gonna sit here and type out every instance of her actually doing it or talking about the desire to do it. Many of her approval gains are through subquests and dialog choices that positively affect the common person.
>>151257837
>mages (aka those who have it the worst)
>Fereldens live in constant, paralyzing fear of Tevinter-- a country ruled by mages
>At the beginning of DA:I, the south of Ferelden is in tatters because of a civil war between mages and templars
Are you even trying, anon?
>>151257837
She hates the dalish, not the city elves (aka those who have it the worst)
>>151257979
According to your logic, Cole and Blackwall are the biggest freedom fighters in Thedas
>>151258193
>Fereldens live in constant, paralyzing fear of Tevinter-- a country ruled by mages
What the fuck are you babbling about
>>151258396
She disapproves of you siding with Briala (who also hates the Dalish and wants to help the city elves) and approves of saving Celene (who burns down an alienage)
>>151258402
>What the fuck are you babbling about
Right back at you my retarded anon.
You're trying to blame a character for her hatred for mages without paying any attention to the game's politics.
>>151257770
She can't even explain why though. "They are nobles so they must be bad"
She is a literal 8yo and anyone who recruits her just supports BW's further downfall in character writing
>>151258538
She does explain. By pulling pranks, she makes nobles appear less high and mighty, and more vulnerable.
>>151258502
>make shit up
>provide no examples
>umm ur retarded ;)
Serafags
>>151258472
Briala started exploiting her (elven) buddies once she got a taste of power, making her no better than Celene
>>151258193
Are you confusing Ferelden with Orlais?
>>151258606
autismspeaks.org
There you go buddy. Good luck.
Fereldens are so paralyzed by their fear of Tevinter that Loghain was outright intimidated into selling slaves to them. Moreover, Alexius was freely allowed into Redcliffe instead of having to infiltrate it, but this fact was sneakily hidden from everyone because everyone is so afraid of Tevinter. Not to mention the fact that only an Orlesian nun is offended by Dorian's presence, showing that the Fereldens are so paralyzed by fear they're afraid of even talking to him
>>151258958
fuckin' nerd lol
>>151258958
Alistair, the king of Ferelden, went on a secret mission to Tevinter and started a brawl during a magister ball because the fear clouded his judgement
>>151258601
Totally worth being executed for lol. Maybe some nobles went up the ladder because they aren't useless fucks?
>>151259350
What's your point here exactly?
>>151259726
That sera likes to act like nobles are something bad when in reality they might just have actually tried to climb up the social ladder instead of being babies about it
>>151259804
She's projecting her own childish insecurities onto entire social classes
>I don't understand magic = all mages are dangerous, gotta threaten Dorian even though he's just trying to be nice to me
>I like Blackwall = exiling the wardens is bad, who cares that they're blood magic using fucks
>my foster mother told me a white lie once (nevermind that she left all her money to me after her death) = ALL nobles suck
>I have a weird complex when it comes to elves = agree with my fedora tipping views about Dalish elves and elven religion or I'll start hating you
>>151259804
>she doesn't help common people fight against nobility
>m-maybe the nobles deserve their power?!?
world class goalpost moving lol
>>151260135
You make no sense
>>151260189
Umm maybe that's cuz ur retarded
>>151260225
I think it's because you are as retarded as the character you try to defend
>>151260331
>anti-serafags in charge of not being autistic
This place is too full of shit today, see you next week!
>a bunch of poorfags sitting on a mongolian cavepainting board defending a nobility that is constantly shown as being careless and corrupt, because they think a fictional female character is ugly
You can't write this shit.
>>151260331
That was a clear jab at >>151258502
>>151260631
>"People are talking about the game? See ya!"
Bye anon. Go be productive.
>>151260657
There are more than 2 people here. Not many, but a little more than just us.
>>151260721
if you consider this to be a worthwhile game discussion then i'm leaving with anon
>>151260829
However you cut it it beats garbage posts like >>151240086
>serafags in charge of not throwing hissy fits
>sera will never stomp on your nards
feels bad, man
Sera's crusty snatch
It is wednesday, my dudes
>>151262329
I was here the last time you posted that.
I have accomplished nothing in the time between.
I should kill myself.
What's a fun, easy class for Origins? I'm getting tired of S&Sing everywhere.
>>151262769
Mage
>>151262646
Me neither, I think I didn't even manage to post it last week because I didn't know it was wednesday.
>>151262868
That means it's been two weeks and I should double kill myself.
>>151262851
Right, should I focus on any specific trees? I'm wanting to try standard healing.
>>151263052
I'd go with:
Arcane bolt, arcane shield, staff focus, arcane mastery
Flame blast, fire weapons
Winter's grasp, frost weapons (use either fire or frost weapons depending on enemies), cone of cold
Heal, rejuvenate, regenerate
Heroic offense, heroic defense, heroic aura, haste
All the glyphs
Mind blast, force field
Spirit healer spells
Then whatever else, maybe paralysis and mass paralysis
>>151264248
Hm, what stats and talents should I have if I wanna go with arcane warrior/blood mage? Armor that'd be good for me would also be appreciated.
>>151264402
Goddamn nigger read a gamefaqs guide.
>>151264402
Dump your attributes to INT and CON instead of INT and WIS and make sure you get blood magic spec first. That way, you'll have a large health pool to cast from
An AW/BM hybrid doesn't have a lot of firepower because the sustainable abilities cost quite a lot, so you won't be able to use the high level spells like firestorm or mass paralysis, but I guess it's enough for simple heals
As for equipment, I'd go with the warden commander armor from Warden's Peak and either Maric's blade+Cailan's shield (from return to Ostagar, http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Cailan%27s_Arms) or the 2H sword you can have crafted from some ore you get during a random encounter after clearing Warden's peak (http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Starfang_(greatsword))
To enhance blood magic, I'd get the following accessories:
http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Ring
http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Lifegiver
http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Lifedrinker
http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Andruil%27s_Blessing
>>151256349
Why does she look like Sarah Michelle Gellar?
Speaking of headaches, Leliana feels very much like a prototype Sera in Leliana's Song, which makes sense because Sera's writer was responsible for it
>>151262329
I have so much shit to get done today that I want to crawl under my house and die.
>>151262769
Mage.
>>151263052
You end up getting so many spells available that you can do that along with damage and crap. You start off with one damage spell I think, just go back and forth each level for healing then damage spells. Remember that they did combos in this game too.
>>151264883
Dude, that's why we're here.. to discuss this kind of shit about the games.
Skyhold had so much potential of being comfy as fuck, how did they fail to use it?
What would you change about Skyhold?
>>151269542
Give it proper prison cells and torture rooms
>be an artist at BioWare™
>have to make icons for penis bondage equipment
>Can't gift morrigan the chasity cage to put it on your male character
Why is BW so gay?
>>151271850
Kinks are ewwwwwww just like dwarves and fQun.
>>151093364
Assassins
Pretty sure they reused the tackle animation in Sera's romance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWomsLGjgIQ (23:50)
A recurring theme in Origins, Inquisition and this dlc is that Leliana thinks that her less noble urges stem from Marjolaine's influence. Moreover, in WoT2, it is said
>We are separated by years and death, but her hold on me is unrelenting,” Leliana says. “Sometimes I catch a glimpse of her smile, the dismissive wave of her hand, and I turn and see it is only movement in a mirror. I hear her words, and they are mine. She is the shadow that hounds my steps, because she is my shadow. My mother loved me, Cecile nurtured me, and Dorothea saved me, but Marjolane made me in her image
I think she might be schizophrenic
You could, if this wasn't a bioware product and they bothered to make some new maps!
Elf or Human for mage?
>>151276703
Marjolaine is kind of cute
>>151277102
Human
>>151277112
I don't know, maybe if you ignore the godawful voice and pink lipstick
>>151277102
Male/female? Romance?
>>151277560
I was planning on going male and romancing Morrigan, mainly Morrigan because I like the whole "I love you and I'm freaked out that I love someone" plot.
Didn't you just ruin some guy's life for no reason other than that because Marjolaine personally dislikes him?
>>151278046
There's literally no difference between human and elf in DAO, except that you'd have to be a manlet as an elf
>>151278243
Right then. I'm wondering about going AW/BM due to it being a very good build, thing is I suck at building characters, plus I'm not sure if I even want to play a mage that doesn't use much magic.
>>151278046
Human then. Human mage and dalish elf are the most immersive romance options for Morrigan.
>>151278419
Just play a normal caster, they're OP anyway even without any special builds
>>151278505
Oh, alright then. What tree is best then? I heard that you can use combos with certain spells.
>>151278109
I had no idea Michael Jackson was in this game
>>151278847
>It don't matter if you're elf or shem
>>151278109
That elf is infected with the alien oil from X-Files
>>151280812
He finishes his transformation by the time of DA2
>>151278472
Moriggan wants a strong warrior and not some mage bitch. Morristen would be otp.
>>151281186
>Moriggan
I made breakfast!
>>151282181
BHEKFEST
>>151282251
Buckfast
>>151282251
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfA2SD045jo
>>151282424i still don't quite understand what vine is
Nighttime Denerim is pretty comfy
There's a subquest in which you have to bury some of your fresh kills in a pumpkin patch. I thought it was funny
So you climb a tree to reach a second floor window and end up in the dungeons. It's also supposed to be the midnight. Where the fuck is this lightshaft coming from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny6ZxakEYq8
>>151282424
Ugh. Those gorgeous cheekbones will be forever wasted on her.
>>151283034
http://www.strawpoll.me/10961428
http://www.strawpoll.me/10961428
http://www.strawpoll.me/10961428
>>151283034
A thing to upload a few seconds long maymay videos with
Meant for people with ADHD because the video length is optimal
I think
Wow rude
Sweet Jesus
For some reason this feels like a bad idea
Oh god
>>151292167
Best waifus
I have almost zero Star Wars knowledge, but I love Bioware games and other RPGs, DA:O is my absolute GOAT, would I enjoy KOTOR? Never played them.
>>151295761
Yes
>>151295761
KOTOR1 and 2 are pretty much self-contained stories, the combat is a bit dated but I think they're still good
>>151295761
yeah, I'm the same and I liked it
>>151295761
Yes
Post screenshots too!
>>151296146
Are you dark side enough to get Hanharr?
>>151296281
Yeah
His stats are ridiculous
>>151296379
I thought that was your Jedi for a second. Hanharr is far more interesting than Mira.
>>151296379
Too wise imo
If Cassandra looked like this in Inquisition, I would've romanced her.
>>151297409
Mira has those... boots... though
>>151297409
I agree. He also gives you shit tons of stat bonuses through dialogue and is sort of unique in the crew, whereas Mira is basically female Atton
By the way, I've made Bao-Dur and Strong into Jedi
>>151298481
That's good. I think Hanharr's character arc is far more compelling than Mira's. Bao-Dur is...there.
>>151298481
>Strong
Atton
Autocorrect is weird
>>151298186
Too frumpy
>>151298481
>ruining your crafting slave
>>151299105
>needing crafting slaves when you have the Master Valor buff, loads of skill bonus equipment, and all of your useful party members specced into the skills you need
>>151290562
>youngest dagna by far
enjoy dying before me!
>>151299504
But the plasma grenades
>>151299814
You don't know that
>>151300529
Underage&s not welcome
>>151300529
i'll just kill you all!
>>151300839
I meant he doesn't know that he will outlive us just because he is younger you dingus
I think my Hawke turned out well.
>>151301392
Jewish enough I suppose
>>151299814
>oldest /dag/na by a year
Good. Hopefully I'm dead before 'Imagine' turns into a reality. Resting heart rate's been bouncing up to 130 every now and then.. maybe my heart will explode confetti soon.
>>151301762
Imagine?
Mordor...I mean Lothering is looking great.
>5 actual posters
oh death
>>151302007
That piece of shit John Lennon song.
>>151302346
Can't vote desu, no option for 16
>>151302117
>DAO
Lush countryside, lots of trees, a river
>DA2
A volcanic wasteland
....
Aveline's chin could cut glass
>>151303824
These blood splatters are triggering me
Thank you for pointing out you're a deserter, carver
>>151304006
Why?
I can't wait to party with Carver and Bethany in Kirkwall. Two mages is going to be great
Oh my god please no DA2 blogging
>>151304664
Don't get mad at me for actually playing games.
>To get through the Darkspawn, we'll go south through the horde that was at Ostagar
Imagine all the tripfags returning when DA4 will be announced
Imagine how they will call themselves oldfags just because they were here for a month a few years ago
Do you really want this
>>151304297
It's the way they cover the eyelids and lips without getting smudged and the fact that they don't touch the hair
>>151305050
>DA4
>>151305050
>>151305050
Sounds like a nightmare
>>151304558
Yeah, about that...
>>151305614
Come on, don't tell me you don't miss reading fat tumblrinas rant about the intricacies of male Hawke/Anders love
BETHANY
>>151306565
Nice jeans lol
Maybe you're possessed by an ancient Elven goddess.
But what are the odds of that?
>>151301762
Need to eat less scones!
>>151306974
She looked so much better in DA2 than in DAI, Bioware really can't do old people in Frostbite
Wesley's looking good
>>151307379
I thought she looked fine in Inquisition
>>151307379
In 2 she hardly looks like an old woman skin wise
>>151307383
My eyes get this dead glaze too whenever I think about Weekes
#NotAllFereldens
>>151307061
You can't take away baked goods.
I'm shockingly not overweight. I think it might be cardiac damage from good ol' Adderall.
>>151307379
She looked pretty much the same to me.
>>151307383
Throw a molotov at the body and do a drive-by funeral pyre.
>>151299912
>needing plasma grenades
With the speed buff power, and master rapid shot, and two pistols, I get 12 attacks per round, and with the right pistols, I completely ignore energy shields
>>151308897
I wish I could get some Adderall
Does this man have the blight?
>>151309094
His eyes look normal so probably not
Nice eyebrows lmao
SO MUCH HEALTH
WHY THE FUCK ARE THE HORDES SO LARGE
>>151309854
Your Hawke is balding lmao
>>151309041
Just talk to a psychiatrist if you legitimately have trouble.
>>151309094
It looks like it.
>>151309574
Ubese more like obese
What sort of debt can a man have that's so large he has to sell an entire estate
>>151309951
I figure Hawke is like 25, so no big deal with some receding hair. Since I can customize him in inquisition, it's like his hairline never changes.
>>151310116
More like deceased
>>151309574
>>151310560
>Power attack
Uhhh, isn't that shit?
I don't know about you guys, but I feel genuinely excited about the idea of a /dag/ anon playing KOTOR for the first time
>>151310596
It's actually the best one
I like the way Flurry looks better, but Hanharr starts with an upgraded power attack, so might as well use it
!!!
I have a feeling Gamlen is using me to pay off some debts
>>151310835
Buzz off. We're playing good games like KOTOR 2 and Dragon Age 2 here.
>>151305050
They're traitors, not oldfags.
>>151310560
Good god, this part is so shit with Mira
>>151304078
>ugly custom Hawke
oh that's nasty
I've decided to try and get a friendship with Carver this time and pull off the hardest feat in DA2
>>151311220
I like him
>>151311094
You can make a beeline for the exit and have your Exile kill everything when you regain control of them. I'm just using Hanharr because I put some points into Security on him
>>151311220
>not liking refined semitic facial structure
Silly goy
>>151311468
The first time I've played it, I tried killing every guard with her by using mines. It took me a couple of hours
>>151311234
It's not like there's any difference lmao
>Atton and Bao-Dur
I'm fucked
From what I remember, there's shitloads of enemies during this part too
>>151311872
I like a challenge.
>>151312008
Why don't they have lightsabers?
>>151312189
I only have 1, and Kreia has it
>>151312189
Carver is cute. CUTE!
Damn it
>>151312663
These Jal Shey armors have to be the dumbest outfits ever designed by man
Why the FUCK isn't Atton wearing some???
>>151312950
Yeah... no
You'd think a smuggler wouldn't be starving to death.
>>151313112
Beautiful
>>151313112
Atton looks like a 40 year old man trying to be a fuckboi
>>151311616
Hairline looks fine here.
Did you name him Shecklesworth
Oh god this puzzle
Maybe I can figure it out without using a guide...
>>151313112
those thighs... daddy...
Holy shit I'm a genius
>>151314305
isn't he like 15
Heh... nice try kiddo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs05V6vqleA
>>151315062
>wearing sunglasses indoors
Umm lol
>>151315062
Didn't this guy think New Vegas was shit compared to Fallout 3?
>>151315062
>That guy still exists
>He hasn't changed a single thing about his videos and still uses a $5 camera
>Still wears the glasses that were hip in the metal scene 6 years ago
>>151315735
>keeping up with metal fashion trends
16 year olds shouldn't be dressing like that!
Why is my uncle in a brothel
>>151315990
What is wrong with her haaair
>DAI drags /dag/na out of the depths to serve, but Bodahn and Sandal are absent.
Made me mad.
>>151316414
Must be the bleached Orlesian style Florianne likes.
>>151316603
>those dead, lifeless eyes
Why is DA2 so damn bad looking?
>>151317428
That's the titan's blood
>>151315484
Yeah. He can be okay, but he has some complete shit opinions. Like thinking the Star Wars prequels weren't trash.
What's up with Sandal anyway?
>>151317684
He's an elven god too
>>151315062
His voice is kinda grating and he has the presence of an arrogant prick. This was hard to watch.
I do wonder why EA wouldn't have Manveer ganked immediately from media presence though. The guy lacks any and all professionalism and seems to be more interested in the concerns of bullshit in a first world country than he is in pushing a creative product. Those of you looking forward to the new ME game have my deepest condolences.
Carver you tit
>>151318309
I'm going to kidnap Sandal and shave his head!
Heheh, LOSER
>>151318315
I'm just glad that DA is less popular with the media than ME because we don't get much dumb pandering that way (other than Felicia Day)
>>151319298
>Who are Sera and Dorian
>>151319947
Characters far less blatant than Steve and Samantha?
>>151319252
>that utter darkness filling the space underneath left guy's helmet
>>151320021
No way. Steeeeve was terrible but not less blatant than Sera who's Tumblr personified. Samantha is also far less blatant than the companion who's complete storyline was about him wanting to suck cocks without his father being mad
>>151320159
Dwarven smithing.
Home sweet home...
>>151320343
More lik the taint of evil corrupting this whole game
wtf I suddenly hate EA now
>>151320867
This has to be the least comfy video game home base I've ever seen
>>151321569
That's the point
>>151320295
>hello commander shepard im samantha traynor
>anyway edi sorry about all those times i talked about how i wanted to munch on your robo cameltoe tee hee
>>151321490
>>151321891
>brown, grey, more brown
Such an ugly color palette this game has
>>151322439
It's gritty and dirty. But I cannot forgive this featureless party selection menu
>>151322559
It's hardly dark and gritty with the WoW-like weapons and clownish outfits
>>151322439
>Inside of this wooden house is brown?
>0/10 shit game
>>151323259
Darktown is pretty gritty. Kirkwall itself is the city of slaves and chains.
>>151321891
>>151323554
This is DA2, right? How does it look worse than DA:O?
>>151323325
You can make a wooden house without it looking like a turd
And it is a 0/10 shit game
>>151323935
They completely revamped the engine to make it darker, sexier and better!
The only thing that actually looks better are the shadows
>>151324028
>>151324028
Looks like Dark Souls
>>151323554
>"Kirkwall itself is the city of slaves and chains"
>how should we get that across to the player, mr Rhodes?
>hmmm...
>I know!
>let's put lots of facepalming slave statues and giant chains everywhere
>>151324360
don't bully qt rhodes
Gamlen...had a hard life
Carver...
>>151325401
Try to stop me
>>151325346
>tfw qunari don't actually get cool armor like that
>>151328536
>>151328536
Looks like a lesbian pirate
I see that Alistair has a deformed brother
>>151330290
He looks better than DA2 Alistair, actually
I heard that Arl Eamon deposed the Regent of Ferelden, put a puppet on the throne and left his Arling so he could influence his pet bastard.
>>151330559
That's it for now.
This bitch just murdered me because I told her to not kill a man in cold blood.
Do I have to get out of bed and make a new thread or is someone else making one?
>>151332245
Look like Barrack Obama
>>151332396
New thread please
>>151332598
Okay give me a minute
>>151328536
Did they try to make Frankenstein's monster from Penny Dreadful?
>>151333232
>>151333232
>>151333232
>>151333232
Thread theme isn't from an OST. Sue me idgaf