/dsg/ - Souls General

First for Anri being my Queen.

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>>150926284
>having poor taste


Sorry, anon, ain't no helping that.

>>150926314
>darkmoon estoc
>still needs your help with gramps
0/10

>>150926314
>>150926359
>fails so hard at life she commits sudoku

>>150926314
>liking an unmarriable girl

>>150926314

>literally worse than Lucatiel, a character from the worst game in 5

LMAO

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>>150926359
>>150926395
>>150926405
>Not wanting a girl who is at once unattainable, yet needs you to take care of her
It's like you'd prefer Eygon

YURIA #1

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Nth for spears!

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>in ds2 your charachter would look exhausted if at low health or out of stamina

Anri is mah waifu, I'll marry her and finally have a fucking happy ending in a Souls game.

>lautrec's armor goes with nothing in 3 because the colors stand out too much
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Also, what are the chances all armor the DLC brings are "generic knight armor #61 to #72" and "rags and robes #91 to #124"?

Damnnohtml tournament summary for keks:

"Top" PvPers showed they lack an understanding of sporting behaviour.
Probably because most of them are overweight man children that have never participated in anything competitive.

Dark souls III is not competitive.

All you need to be able to do to vs these "Top" PvPers is run around in a circle and react to them occasionally, or throw out some quick unpunishable running attack, rinse and repeat.

All adds up to create an absolute boring mindfuck of a shitshow.
The most interesting thing about it was that one of these retards won 500 bucks.

Actually thinking this immensely boring shit will revitalize the PvP in this game is the moat arrogant thing this tournament boasts.
Watching these idiots run at eachother with grossly oversized weebswords and CSS was a good cringe, though.

>>150926595
I hope we get lothric knight armour recolours :3

>>150926547
you know she succ that hor(a)ce cock
just look at the codpiece on executioner leggings, he was packing

>>150926595
would be cool if we would get more boss armor sets in the dlc, like vordts or DSA

>>150926359
>swears to be Gwyndolins knight
>leaves him to get devoured, isn't even trying to kill Aldritch like Anri
>swears to be your knight forever and be with you when needed
>dies
>her own mother sells you her gift
>that handful of souls is worth more to her than Sirris

Truly 0/10. Almost negative.

>>150926608
>Crystal Sage harder than Vordt
I humbly disagree.

>>150926546
>das2 texture allignment

iron keep is fucking hilarious

>>150926508
I do prefer Eygon

Dancer>Eygon>All other Ds3 waifs

>>150926701
Vordt is literally the easiest boss in the game
Easier than Deacons, especially on first run

I'd consider Vordt and 2prince to be the easiest in the game.

>>150926546
>being undead
>having stamina

>>150926667
Horace won't get between us. He's dead.

And if he get between us, I'll use him as condom by fucking him from behind, like in that comic where a guy fucks a guy who fucked his wife.

>>150926743
I dunno, I retried Vordt five or six times. Got the Crystal Sage on my first try.

>>150926743
vordt was harder on release before they patched him

>>150926608

>Oceiros anywhere near pontiff
People are weird

I've never even played these stupid babby games lmao but Priscilla is the best

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>you can set the dancer room on fire yourself

neat

Can anyone tell me what went down in the tryhard tournaments? It's literally more than 4 hours long and I can't be bothered to watch all that shit

>>150926314
Sirris pros and cons

Cons
>No fun allowed
>let me be your knight, and then kill myself immediately after
>can't beat anyone 1v1
>does almost no damage

Pros
>has a bomb ass outfit

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>>150926878
>he doesn't understand how vulnerability is sexy

>>150926926
Not in her case because she is simply bland as shit

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>>150926665
>I hope we get lothric knight armour recolours :3
Lothric Knight armor recolors would be alright, but the default Catheter knight armors look so much inferior to the CKG Knight armors.

>>150926674
The shit part about Vordt's armor is that you'd look unnatural as fuck using it because all the outrider knights walk on all fours.

Also, boss armors in general look kinda silly when they have to scale them down a lot so you can use them.

>>150926959
That helmet is cool tho.

>>150926926
I'd prefer my waifu to be able to hold her own, and not need me constantly

>>150926876
Someone lost due to DC and someone named baobao wanted to change places with the one who lost in the brackets so that person had another chance. Host didn't think that was fair so baobao left the tournament.

>>150926959
>The shit part about Vordt's armor is that you'd look unnatural as fuck using it because all the outrider knights walk on all fours.
I'd disagree, since you can get outrider k***ht armor in game and it looks dope

>boss armors in general look kinda silly when they have to scale them down a lot so you can use them.
>yhorms GM is bigger than a freight train
>scales down to about a mans height when you wield it

Dragonslayer's armor armor would be cool.

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>>150926789
How did they change him?
t. played on release.

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>Invade
>Host is already fighting Hodrick
>Suddenly the Hosts health goes from full to 0

>>150926959
I'm still mad that I can't get the blue lothric knight armor

>>150927068
>Dragonslayer's armor armor would be cool.
Yes yes, it would would be cool cool.

>>150926876

Here:

>>150926614

Also some shit about a couple of faggots, someone else will need to fill you in on that.

>hacked stats
>dark sword
>havel shield
>infinite stamina

lmao if you gonna summon for a duel how you gonna ONLY r1 spam?

>>150927081
If you hit him while he did his breath attack it would interrupt it instantly and he'd go back to attacking rather than being a pin yatta

>>150926743
>literally the easiest
>easier than drop attack tutorial
>easier than life alert giant

How embarrassing is it that in a game series with a reputation for difficulty, "can move around" already disqualifies Vordt from not just being the easiest boss but also the close second?

>>150926830
What? they were equally as easy as each other.

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>>150927131
why you...

>>150926830
It's all about who has the best memes in the end

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>>150927081
What if Carthus of the sands was intended to be what ended up being remade into ArchDragon Peak and when they realized that they couldn't make Carthus in time or fit it into the game world, they decided to repurpose it to ArchDragon peak?

>>150927181
Don't hate hate the skaven.

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>>150927168
>>easier than drop attack tutorial

Don't FUCK with the SNEKS

>>150927172

Nah Pontiff is a lot harder with his bullshit combos, Oceiros doesn't even hit you if you hug his invisible dick

>>150927212
But for real, carthus of the sands is FUCKING NOWHERE because the TOMB OF CARTHUS is surrounded by EVERYTHING OTHER THAN DESERT

Maybe it's in Wolnir's chalice land

>>150927168
The Ancient Wyverns drop attack hitbox is wonky.

>>150927212
i thought that would have been sandland too but it isn't and carthus is not what it was supposed to be even though it made sense. But it's safe to say they suddenly turned a big 180 while developing the game from the info we have. just like dark souls 2. Probably when they realized they were behind schedule.

>>150927305
Carthus is probably a far away land and the undead legion travelled there so they got the chalice and brought it back to guard it or something.

>>150927364
Why would Carthus build its Catacombs in bumfuck nowhere?

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>>150927168
>drop attack tutorial
>easy

>chain sneks that hit you through everything
>dagger sneks with 50 hit wombo combos that stunlock
>THAT DROP YOU MISS 50% OF THE TIME

Who /dsp/ here?

>>150927293
>dashes behind you
PSHH IGNORANT SLAVES
>1 shots you with his instant startup footy attack that hurts more than his bites and claw flashes

I'll put P. Sully above him, but honestly Oceiros is harder if you're playing something like a mage. That one fucking attack.

>go to crucifixion woods
>bright sun, crystal clear water, blossing green trees
>move down ladder
>suddenly poison swamp, dark as fuck, dead trees

>>150927450
The chainblade snakes are the only thing you mentioned that are even an issue. The other snakes are easy, and the drop is 100% success rate if you know what you are doing.

>>150927420
well there are two possibilities

one is the door behind abyss watchers is a portal to a far away land which is dumb and too miyazaki

two is they built it there so the abyss watchers can watch over the chalice. Wolnir is afraid of being swallowed by the abyss too. You can see this on his death animation, I watched some youtube videos trust me.

>>150927147
no need for hacks you fucking tard, infinite stamina is a given with a greatshield.

>>150927483
being a mage against him is like being a mage against seath the scaleless, no? wasn't he very resistant to magic

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>>150927484

>>150927550
what door behind abyss watchers? the one where they havent fixed the texture pop in yet?

I just realized why invading is so boring in DS3: because all the fun weapons are unusable garbage.

>>150927640
no, the door that leads to the catacombs. it's not a door exactly but you can see what I mean.

>>150927450
Bro you can run through that you know, the dumb fucks haven't figured out ladders.

Your biggest worry is chain snake transcending the physical realm to whack you through solid concrete. But there's no reason you can't take a few shots if you didn't meme rush the fight for the free souls.

As for missing the drop attack I dunno man try the tutorial in DS1 or 2 they cover it pretty extensively. Careful though Asylum Demon will slam dunk you if you take too long, unlike fucking Wyvern. That's how stupid this fucking boss is, the very first boss you meet in DS1 is smarter than it.

>>150927609
Seath was still easy even as a mage though. Seath was just super easy in general. The only thing that took effort was getting his tail.

>>150927484
The sun is still up, it's just obscured by the trees.

The trees are dead because they're in a poison swamp and poison kills things.

The poison is Ghru shit.

Trust me, I'm a lore expert.

>>150927748
yeah I guess he wasn't very aggressive

>>150927484
>Go into the catacombs
>head back underneath the swamp
>opens up into Irithyl

Almost as bad as the meme elevator up into lava land.

>>150927824
no you go this way and it goes that way not that way

if we pretend lothric is northward, the sea being to the west, archdragon peak being in the extreme south and irithyll lying in the southeast

what the fuck is that lake north of irithyll?

>>150927891
my dick

>>150927891
the beach episode

>>150927824
What? The Watchers' hall is opposite the stray demon bridge.

You can see it if you stand on top of the archway on the bridge

>>150927891
>looking for logic
Rmeember that this is Dark Souls we're talking about. For all we know, the player character might have walked for hours before reaching any place, and he just doesn't remember it because of the whole hollow thing.

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Why do I never see anyone call out NK's shittyness over here? That first phase is atrocious. The tree is a better boss in comparison.

>>150928013
Lorewise he's a badass as FUCK character. But yeah phase 1 is horseshit

>>150928013
I just beat him easy ng+6 just dodge at the right times and attack so his healthbar decreases

>>150928013
dont forget that you can trivialize the second phase with great magic shield

>>150928013
I have a theory that the Storm king is, get this, DARKBEAST PAARL!

It makes sense!

Storms are associated with lightning, which covers Paarl.

And he fucks with the camera, just like Paarl!

>>150928013
What issue do you take with the 1st phase?

>>150928013
what are your issues with the tree?

>>150928013
>inb4 muh camera

>>150928104
because we all have 76 faith and 8 attunement slots or whatever

>>150928084
This. I tried this once and it worked

>>150928084
confirmed for best strat

>>150928353
>>150928382
I got hit a couple times but it all worked out in the end

>>150928084
Making his healthbar decreases actually seems to positively affect the outcome of the fight, thanks bro.

>>150928473
>not healing the boss to death with warmth

>>150928473
I heard you can actually beat him which is a cool little easter egg they put in

>>150928575
game's too easy casualisized

>>150928790
Take your nostalgia googles off, back in the days, we had to shoot at them until they died.

>>150928013
>Boss Soul transposes into three items
Why didn't they just give the fucking dragon a soul? Surely NK was buff enough on his own to not have to absorb it.

That way you could:
A) Only have to fight the meme dragon once
B) Not have to NG++ to get the miracle and both weapons
C) Maybe give NK a second stage to make first try one and dones even more impressive

>>150928824
hats off to you demon's may cry's fags

>>150928903
>not Call of Soulsborne
Secondary.

>>150928883
To get that and the +2 rings at once

>>150928297
Muh camera though. One of the worst cases of that in the whole series too

>>150929008
No secondaries in my games, only primary weapons, no tricks under the sleeves. That's what I hate about players versus players today.

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>is a FIRE demon in the FIRE level with FIERY attacks and is literally on FIRE, it even has FIRE in its name
>weak to fire
At least Gwyn being weak to fire kinda makes sense.

>>150929113
A flame swallows another, friend. No... oxygen for both.

>>150929113
>old whip in DaS2
>strong against hollows
>only works against unarmored hollows who are, like 1% of the enemies and are so weak you don't even need a specialized weapon against them
>no hollow boss

>>150929113
The chaos flame is different
DIFFERENT

>>150929113
>Aldrich
>literal Lord of Cinder
>in his second phase he is on FIRE, FIRE bursts out of the ground when he surfaces and he leaves a trail of FIRE behind him when he moves around
>weak to fire

japan does it again

>>150929228
>No Hollow boss
What is Vendrick.

>>150929320
>hentai game
>enemy is called The Anus Destroyer
>destroys anus on a daily basis
>one of the toughest bosses
>is weak to rear attacks

>>150929381
A fucking badass who sticked his dick in the Dark and survived.

So what's the most universally accepted or accurate giantdad build there is? Did it in das1 and 2, now for three

>>150929320
>cinders weak to fire
Call the fucking press dipshit

>>150929320
>firemen fights fire
>actually weak to fire
Woah, it's almost as if they weren't invincible to it despite their name.

>>150929450
>Soul of Cinder
>resistant to fire

>>150928883
Dragons don't have Souls, except for the ones in DaS2 because it's a fanfic.

Wtf why isn't my cinder magic doing anything against soul of cinder?

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>fanboys will defend this as good game design

>>150929450
>yhorm
>immune to fire in his embered form

>>150929689
I'll take seath the scaleless for 500 Bill

>>150929689
that actually makes sense now that i think about it

That small ledge before the Taurus Demon fight, is that the only area in Souls series that forces you to either die or use Homeward Bone?

I'm playing Shulva, Sanctum City for the first time and I was forced to do that several times.

>>150929689
Because it's not an everlasting dragon, you fucktard.

>>150929776
I thought chain bs could be avoided??

>>150929785
Seath has Gwyn's bequeathed Souls, he actually doesn't have one of his own.

>>150929785
Oh wait.
Also why is das2 a fanfic

>>150929785
That was a fragment of Gwyns Soul.

Should Ancient Wyvern have been given a boss soul to turn into a weapon?

>>150929873
Because it wasn't made by Miyazaki-chan.
And /dsg/ loves riding on miyazaki's cock. Anything made by shitazaki is perfect.

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Thinking of going with this for invasions. Trying to keep under 5m SM.

Should I get agility down to 99 and invest the rest into stamina or keep it like this?

>>150929934
Everything is shit! There's nothing good to talk about in this general!

>>150929934
Alright, well memes aside Joel there is sihn the slumbering Dragon and the ancient Dragon souls. What about kalameet from das1, did he drop a soul?

>>150929925
Why would you give him a boss soul? fuck him I don't owe him anything.

>>150929980
This. We're slowly dying. Quicker if Ds3 has shit DLC.

>>150929942
>no engraved gauntlets

ahahahahahah fucking KEK

>>150929980
Dark Souls is shit and filled with hackers!
Dark Souls 2's lore completely ignores Dark Souls' lore and therefore is shit!
Dark Souls 3 is just a pathetic attempt at trying to make a Dark Souls x Bloodborne crossbreed and filling it with fanservice!

Everything is shit!

Joke aside, it should be possible for a dragon to get a soul. Seath got one from Gwyn after all, and Kalameet probably killed enough people to get some too.

>>150929861
Gaping Vagina, Ancient Wyvern and Kalameet don't drop boss souls either.
>>150929873
Its lore doesn't fit with the other games and is ignored almost entirely in DaS3.

>>150930073
Don't worry friend I just got an email from a contact and it looks like theyre going to include dusk of oolacile in the DLC.

>>150930073
Soon /dsg/ will fade, and only archives will remain.

>>150930150
>Gaping Vagina
Shut the fuck up.

This makes my dick uncomfortable.

>>150930106
Too op. I already have GRS, I don't need more nofunzone shit.

>>150929113
>We are born of the flame, made demons by the flame, undone by the flame. Our asses are yet to jiggle. Fear the old flame. By the sisters, fear it, Demon Firesage.

I wish tripfags would jump in the Primordial Fire and rid us from their harmful presence and their constant attention whoring.

>>150929942
Looks great my man. How does mugenmonkey calculate Soul Memory? Is it accurate?

>>150930591
It only takes into account the souls you spend to level up to those stats. AFAIK, it doesn't include the souls required to buy spells or to upgrade your weapons.

>>150930556
You're acting like 10 year old girl. Why would you be so bothered by a tripcode? I'd read Lucifer's posts than Gwyndolinfags and invader crybabies.

>>150929449
Pls

>>150930678
Gee, I wonder who's behind that post...

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>>150930484
have something to hide?

>>150929868
easily
he's just chaining a clueless pve baby

>>150930674
then why does it say the soul memory is 1M higher than the total cost of leveling up?

>>150929845
No.
You can roll off and land in the area by the black knight.

>>150930591
this
>>150930674

Always add another 100k for weapon upgrades and other purchases.

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>>150930678
>dsg hates gwyndoll now
wtf happen?

>>150930806
They finally acquired good taste

>>150929868
It can be. You just have to not panic and do something stupid.

>>150930731
see: >>150930526

I was just fixing a grammar issue. Better question is, why are you so obsessed with me?

>>150930785
>>150930770
Maybe it was changed from near launch then, because I don't recall it doing that before.

>>150930834
what do they like now?

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>>150926546

>>150930484
Now why did you delete that shitty meme?

>>150930484
>tripfag get BTFO
About time.

Penal Handcuffs or Lion Mage Cuffs for DaS2 pyromancer?

>>150930880
If you use a heal spell, does it also affects enemies?

>>150930892
The mods did.

>>150931014
miracles, no
warmth affects everything though

>>150930946
the one that is less ugly
oh wait

>>150931051
Yeah, I knew about warmth. I learned about it in a very shameful and pathetic way.

>>150931014
if you use a heal spell does it heal you?

>>150930873
Anri, since one anon made the realisation at the end of the last thread that you can now marry your waifu. Everyone was extremely surprised and went on to celebrate.

>>150930892
>>150930731
What the fuck now it's back on my screen but it still says dead.

>>150930946
The handcuffs look way too stupid to use.

>>150930936
>>150930892
>>150930731
>>150931048
samefag, if the mods deleted it, I wouldn't have just reposeted it with fixed grammar a post or two later.

>>150931148
>reposeted

>>150931118
Imagine everyone marrying anri and living together with many knight babies.

>>150931135
>>150931148
Wait a second I'm retarded.

I thought my post replying to your post with an image of your post got deleted.

>>150931205
Isn't that /dsg/ already though?

>>150930865
No, I mean, you should always add 100k souls to your SM value from mugen for the weapons you upgrade and the spells you buy.

>>150931205
Are hollows even fertile?

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>>150931205
>mini knights babies
Yeeeesss...

Super dead game right now. Dang

>>150931352
lord of hollows is super fertile he can inseminate girls and boys alike with humanity semen, creating tiny dark sprites that eventually grow to become full humanities in the womb of anri.

>>150931445
>linear pve
>boring pvp
>shitty invasions
>no NG+ content
dlc revival when

>>150931318
AH, that makes more sense.

>>150931508
The invasions are good. They just aren't casual friendly, so DaS2 babbies hate them. Same with the NG+ complaints.

>>150930484
>mod finally crack down on shitposting
FINALLY

>>150931763
yeah, no

>>150931829
yeah, yes.

>>150931829
>answering the attention whore

>>150931763
lmao

>>150931829
>answering the retard
Don't answer to it.

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>Want to get summoned for ganking
>Summoned by a legit newbie trying to play through it for the first time
>Has no idea what he's doing, uses the izalith staff and deep soul all the time
>Show him every secret and he follows in every footstep
Cute... too bad Aldrich used his arrow attack on him

Why so many people hatin on Cathedral of the Deep? It's legit one of my favorite Souls levels.

Mr. Lucifer, you're clearly the best player in this general, could you share your favourite DaS2 build with us please?

>>150932138
It feels needlessly tedious when you are trying to complete it, but it is a lot of fun to invade in.

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>>150931412

https://www.mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/63851
just hide and randomly hit them with arrows I dunno

>>150932103
>tired of being a nice sunbro used as a meatshield
>decide to invade in the carthus catacomb
>upon hearing me, the sap runs toward the entry
>tries to go through the fog wall
>watching him from a corner without being seen
>he goes in a corner and use a white branch
>go to him
>gesture for him to follow me
>he doesn't move
>shoot an arrow next to him
>gesture to tell him to follow me
>rolls out of his disguise
>shows him the shortcut to the bonfire
>black crystal out once he light it up
I'm not enough of an asshole to invade people.

what do you guys think of the idea that luck should increase the amount of souls you get? you know like, 2% per stat

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>>150932186
Indeed.

>>150932305
>SL150
Why?

>>150932305
>Charater

>>150932362
He's a shitter.

>>150932305
>l*cifer's character is a literal tranny
Can't say I'm surprised desu.

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>>150931148
>samefag

>>150932304
Up to 50 or 75%. 0 luck = 0% boost. Also bring back engraved gauntlets, have them correspond

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What does /dsg/ think of my Lost Sinner cosplay?
I'm going to switch to the Profaned Greatsword when I get to Sully.

>>150932471
Don't break the underage's fantasy. It believes only one guy hate him.

>>150932305
nice bruised knees lmao what do you do suck dick for a living?

>>150932202
So people just hate it because it's long? Seems kinda silly.

>>150932305
Her knees look like bruises.

>>150932493
Pretty neato, didnt even think of her when i saw the exile mask; always nice to see creative cosplays

>>150932481
>Also bring back engraved gauntlets
fuck no

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>>150932362
Because I like making builds within a certain level. I could have gone to 200+ or whatever, but that's just no fun to me.

>>150932404
This is really eating you up, huh?

>>150932454
Haters gonna hate.

>>150932471
Yes, we all know how photoshop works.

>>150932518
Ain't no rest for the wicked. Money don't grow on trees. Got bills to pay, got mouths to feed. Ain't nothing in this world for free.

>>150931763
>Same with the NG+ complaints.
Uhh, even if you dislike the NG+ content that DaS2 introduced on the basis that you didn't enjoy the content itself, the NG+ content made DaS2 more challenging by ADDING more Red Phantom NPCs and enemies in general.

All that changes with DS3 NG+ cycles is that enemies take more damage.

>>150932625
>L*cifer admits to sucking dick for a living
You heard it folks

>>150932629
Red Phantoms in DaS2 are shit. To compensate for their stupidity, they have an insane amount of HP and DPS.

>>150932673
Why am I not surprised?

>>150932625
>photoshop
Look at the post timers you fucking mongrel

>>150932673
I'd suck a dick for free it could be yours if you desire

>>150932673
>implying anyone would want to get their dicks sucked by a 400 pounds nigger with yellow teeth

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uhhhhhhhh

>>150932629
Sorry, I am just not into increasing artificial difficulty by increasing ganks.

>>150932708
Yes, you made half the posts from your phone. This shit is old hat. Just give it up. You aren't fooling anyone but yourself, kiddo.

>>150932746
you do know that lucy is a legit tranny right?

>>150932792
>tranny
Stop making up bullshit word to fulfill your special snowflake craving.

>>150932586
Fuck yes

>>150932629
the very idea of ds2 ng+ is good but realization was fucking horrifying
>ascetics allow you to bruteforce the entire ng+ system and get 99% of game's content in ng which led to being able to 100% the game without going to high SM tiers which made them a literal ghost town 4 months after release
>for a year ds2 had different player pools for ng and ng+, with ng+ pool being way smaller
>most of added ng+ enemies are either blatantly unfinished garbage like falconers or blatantly cheating red phantoms able to cancel their own animations at any moment, none of them really changes the way you go through the location in any radical way
>LGS summons ONLY happened in ng+ and barely anyone gave a shit about actually bothering with ds2's pve more than once

>>150932783
>It's only possible for one person to see the shitty meme I posted
>he's desperate enough to use photoshop and post from his phone
>kiddo
Oh fucking hell now I know why people filter you

What SL and weapon upgrade level should I be at for consistent Aldrich Faithful invasions?

>>150933004
50, +6

>>150933004
120 +10

>>150932974
Finally you understand why everyone hate it.
And consider yourself blessed, at least you never saw it claiming to be "the best DaS2 player". That was really cringy.

>>150932772
Your mom hated you didn't she otherwise she wouldnt of named you that

>seemingly noob host does crawl up gesture after boss
That shit is kinda funny

>>150933084
>implying it's not true

>>150933004
55 +9

>>150933025
this is dumb
normies don't beat pontiff at +4

>>150933124
Fuck off lucy

>>150933004
60 +6

-or-

120 +10

>>150933084
I never claimed to be the best DaS2 player. I never got into the PvP, actively, in that game because it was trash. I was just the best in DaS1 and every game past that except DaS2.

>>150933124
You finally dropped the trip. About time.

>>150933146
No but normies summon 3 phantoms

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>>150932692
>Red Phantoms in DaS2 are shit. To compensate for their stupidity, they have an insane amount of HP and DPS

It would've been cool to get them in DS3 which had much better A.I for enemy NPCs.

>>150932783
>Sorry, I am just not into increasing artificial difficulty by increasing ganks.

So PBWT in Demon's was "artificial difficulty" ?

>>150933146
>+9
lel good luck fighting sl100+ hosts

>>150933194
>>So PBWT in Demon's was "artificial difficulty" ?

Yes, basically. Honestly, they should have swapped the triggers for pure white world and pure black world. That way actually doing well would let you stay in PB.

any reason why i can see enough summon signs for the nameless king fight?

im SL74 +10. also holding the sunbro cove

>>150933173
Can you show footage of you PvPing in DaS1? I'm interested.

>>150932692
>To compensate for their stupidity, they have an insane amount of HP and DPS.
This is ds2 in a nutshell, really.

>>150933626
this or hes too faggy to do so

>>150933626
>inb4 "b-b-b-but DaS1's PvP is ded, I can't!"

>>150933626
No, I don't have a capture card. The only reason I can post clips of my BB PvP is because the PS4 has built in video capturing.

>>150933626
>>150933672
>>150933791
https://www.youtube.com/user/ddkviking/featured

>>150933626
inb4 he has a havel mom build

>>150933626
Just fight him if you think he's so tough.

>>150933873
It's mean to beat up autistic kids.

>>150933840
My build was Behold Perfection. It was what giant dad and havel mom wished they could be. The after the DWGR and greatsword nerfs, I switched to the Dex Seductress build.

>>150933821
You do realize that isn't me, right?

>>150933821
wheres the dark souls? all i see is some 12 year old sperg youtube account

>>150933821
>inb4 "bb-b-b-b-b that isn't me!!"

>>150933995
if it isn't you then why is he named dsg lucifer

/dsg/, please help:

I am looking for an item description. It mentions the fact that the inhabitants of the Undead Settlement believed that the more gruesome the Undead's exectution, the longer they would stay down before respawning, so they would kill them as brutally as possible.

Does this sound familiar to anyone ITT? I swear to god this was a thing, but for the life of me I can't find it again. Please help me, this is driving me nuts.

>>150933212
+9 matches with +6 you fucking moron

>>150933995
Can you post your stats and weapons on mugenmonkey?

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>>150933627
>This is ds2 in a nutshell, really.
1. The A.I in Souls games has never been particularly good. The most there's been is :
"is the enemy blocking? if yes, shield bash to break their guard" or "is the enemy far enough away? if yes, then use ranged attack instead".

2. The only NPC fights that were ever worth a damn in the series were Satsuki, Meat Cleaver Phantom and Selen Vinland from Demon's and Maldron / Jester Thomas from DS2 DLCs.

3. All DS2 / DS3 NPCs pretty much know how to perform a guard break and riposte you, while in Demon's Souls / DS1 they don't really know how to do that.

So NPC "stupidity" is in no way exclusive to DS2 and in fact, it has one of the better NPC invasions due to scripting (Maldron).

>>150934078
So he can shit post like this: >>150934035

>>150934106
For which build in particular?

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>>150934095
I don't know if I recall that, but I remember that the Grave Wardens' Twinblades' description said that draining the reanimated corpses of blood makes them harder to reanimate again.

>>150934184
Your DaS1 Behold Perfection build. I'm genuinely interested.

>>150934129
Not really, the enemies and DaS3 try to flank you all the fucking time. The dogs, the rats, hollow soldiers, thralls, especially thralls.

>>150934129
Only DS2 has red phantoms blatantly breaking game rules.

>>150934184
okay, darren levon

>>150934237
that was it, thanks anon

I just remembered that people have developed techniques to delay Undead respawning

>>150934270
They all have, especially in 2

Any builds to make DaS2 fun?

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>>150934270
Yes, DS3 improved on the enemy A.I drastically. But that doesn't mean that DaS2 is PARTICULARLY shitty in terms of A.I because even at it's worst it's par for the course for the series.

>b-but the enemy health is too much
I understand how that can be somewhat of a pain, but I like that the red phantoms had more health, it made fighting them more interesting when you couldn't just wombo combo them with one stamina bar.

>>150934365
no such thing

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So this just happened.

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>>150934129
No. And not only were the Red Phantom NPCs in DaS2 stupid, they would also legitimately cheat, such as walking on air or getting riposted only to roll out of the animation so you could not riposte them.

>>150934246
Here

>>150934294
Wut?

Which does more damage: Lingering Flame or Flame Swathe?

I checked all wikis and the pastebin but couldn't find the answer. Where do I get info like this?

>>150934371
I have fond memories of DaS2's AI. It was really easy to abuse.
>two hand spears
>starts poking just before the enemy just in range
>they impale themselves on your spear

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>>150932772

>>150934365
Giant dad it's what I used. Syans armour and leggings +10, engraved gauntlets +5, and either lucatiels mask or pharros mask. Dont fuknin 4git your +10 fire two hander, third Dragon ring, royal soldier ring +2, and then whatever other rings you want. Also, great combustion. I used ring of blades and stamina ring.

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>>150934445
why do every great game have some sort of moonwalking bug. WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>150934480
so does crowsteel
and des phantoms that can run in the swamp

what's your point?

>>150934445
>Multi-Gundyr drifting.webm
I can already hear the eurobeat playing in the distance

>>150934502
It's based on your pyromancy flame, and personally I find flame swathe to do more and be more useful because of its spawning

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>>150934445
>>150934560

>>150934548
They only thing crowsteel has is more bullets to make up for him being an NPC. It's also why hunters tend to have really large health pools but only one vial.

That doesn't outright break the game like Maldron walking on air, or NPCs rolling out of parry animations. If you parry Crowsteel, then you get your visceral.

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>it's another one of these threads

When will you people learn?

considering that the most widely accepted Canon ending is the ending of the age of fire, from could make a spiritual successor to dark souls taking place in the age of dark, with no hinting of the existence of the age of gray, seeing the old gods as the new dragons who were fought against, shit like this. That's all I pre types and I'm not in the mood anymore

>>150934675
wtf i first thought the webm would be sped up

>finger up in woods
>spread out in deep water
>invaded by 2 dogs instantly
>WOB on
>30 minutes
>0 WoB summons
I can't even help this game's shitty autosummon systems when I want to

>>150934865
Does WoB even work against the Dogs?

>>150934752
Funny things is, we are discussing the game, while posts like yours are nothing but shit posting.

>>150934704
>That doesn't outright break the game like Maldron walking on air

>bug that happened to one person one time is now an intended game mechanic

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P cool but he overdid it when he buffed me with some weird aldrich deep magic that put a x2 multiplier on both my HP and AR

>>150934752
>naamloos.png
Dutchfag please, name your .png's

>>150934975
woah
I want this in game now
someone teach me how to CE

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>>150934753
If From makes a spiritual successor to Dark Souls, it matters none what Dark Souls 1 ending would be considered "canon" by the fanbase since it's a different i.p.

From likes to reycle themes from their games to other games, that's why we have lore theorists who claim that the Universes of Dark Souls / Demon's Souls and Bloodborne are connected, but they leave things as vague nods rather than definite, solid connections.

So if From did what you're suggesting, it would be at best vague hints and nods.

>>150934975
what are the chances it's unused miracle that they will give us in dlc?
this will fix all fai build problems

>>150934975

Why can't From just give us this magic?

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>>150926959
>You will never stay in front of a doorway looking like this while waiting for an invader.

>>150935170
>>150935103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTz1T9vOW4M

>>150934363
No, enemies in 2 always come charging at once and all spam attacks at the same time, so much that their weapons clip through one another all the fucking time.

>>150935167
It's from Aldrich you dumb dumbo

any easy build i can make to cheese the game and just to get all of the achievements?

>>150934928
I think it does, I just got a summon a blue and a darkmoon within 5 seconds, the blue died in 3 seconds

>>150935254
Yes. Quality then Pyromacy.

>>150935254

Luck build with bleed buff.

>>150935195
>I will never get guardbroken, riposted then disrespected by a hollow undead faggot
Feels pretty good if you ask me

Should I take my level 125 build up to 150?

Whats the most common level right now?

is there a single more annoying enemy than the black consumed cluster fucks of lmao gigantic lingering hitboxes

>>150935479
There is no reason to go beyond 125 in DaS3.

>>150935391
yeah you'll just be parried, hornet ringed then disrespected by a hollow undead faggot

>>150935479
120/125
Dont fall for the 150 meme man

>>150935524
>142 ultra faggot minmax builds

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>>150935491
Use fire attacks on them.

>>150935491
The Frenzy Dolls in BB, or the Hemwick witches (Chalice Version).

>>150935524
THIS IS WHAT RETARDS ACTUALLY THINK

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>>150935491
>Fighting these guys with an ultra weapon

Has anyone else seen the Farron Greatsword lying against that random tombstone in the untended graves near the shrine?

>>150935491
Maybe the sneks with lmao noclip chainaxes.

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AHAHAHA KEEP LOOKING FAGGOT

>>150935637
Yeah.
You can Hawkwood kneeling beside it
It's also there in the normal version

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>>150935626
>poke them with torch in left hand
>Beat on them with Ultra as they flail around helplessly
>back off
>rinse and repeat

Wow, so hard . . .

>>150935491

Nigga use anything fire.

Even with torches you can fuck em up with ease.

>>150935637
it's my dick

>>150935589
not even close

>>150935701
Is it supposed to be his grave?

Currently replaying Bloodborne and man, Central Yarnham might just be the best first level in all of videogames.

>>150935834
Probably a memorial to Artorias or some shit

>>150935825
They are both far more annoying than the things you can just poke and turn into helpless punching bags.

>the tripfags steal other peoples' webms
How pathetic are you?

>>150935834
I don't know, might be. It's probably his Farron memesword that he abandoned. You'll find his shield on his grave as well.

>>150935491
Cathedral k***hts when RNG decides they're going to give you a 24 hit wombo combo

>>150935892
sometimes they randomly re-aggro despite burning
insane range, lingering hitboxes, no downtime unless you get another fire attack off

dolls you can just hide and easy 1shot parry
or infinitely stunlock them with pizza/ pick

>>150935915
I'm not seeing the shield. Or Hawkwood for that matter. But I killed him earlier so maybe that's why

>>150935491
The fucking pogo stick bird people

Is there any reason to use DaS2 Greatsword than Fume UGS?

>>150935995
Nah, the just have a short amount of time after flailing around where they won't be stunned by it again. Hence, why I included backing off.

You burn them, beat on them, back off for a bit (few seconds), then burn them again.

The parry on the dolls is annoying, they can still grab you even through a parry, and the iframes don't always match up with the proc. And more annoying still, is that Frenzy keeps filling even after they die.

A pack of Hemwick witches in the Chalices is pure hell.

>>150936208
>>>/bbg/

>>150936195
You can't charge up a FUGS but you can charge up the bass cannon.

>>150936093
>>150935915
>>150935864

You find the hornet ring in the darkworld version of Firelink.

So it probably is Artorias reborn's grave.

Which DaS2 areas give the invader the most advantage?

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>>150936389
tunnels before smelter 2.0 or frigid outskirts

>>150936195
Only if you don't want to waste points into dex/prefer the Greatsword 1H moveset

>>150936389
Dark Chasm

>>150936195

Guts cosplay

>>150936478
>frigid outskirts
haahahahahaha
no
they have 2 insanely overpowered npc summons

>>150935912

What tripfag? I filtered that enema bag cleaning cuckhold conosseur ages ago

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>>150936389
Shrine of Enema
Meme Tower
Iron Keep