/smgen/ - SMITE General

I want to watch Fenrir knot Jing Wei.

>>150920776

Off to a good start

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Demeter when?

TERRA'S BIG DONKEY DICK

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Local assassin goes awoo~

>>150922158
When we get Horus.

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The fluffy tail guy will like this concept

why are the players in this game 10x worse than league or dota players in terms of being salty and crying when anything doesn't go their way?

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>>150923843
I told you about awooing!

Do it again and Suku will be a coat

>>150924960
Smite is more casual compared to those games, so it attracts a worse playerbase.

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>>150925151

no bully

>>150922158
what is she even gonna do? throw corn at your face?

Fafnir is fun.
There is no faffing about with him.

>>150925262
I would see something like
Demeter : Warrior or Guardian
Passive: Demeter get a bonus HP5 and MP5 from item, also she has an aura that give bonus HP5 and MP5 to allies based on her own

1> Demeter make crop grow in a zone slowing opponent. At the end of the duration the crop drop a number of ear that can be pick up by allies to heal themself. If healing was done in the zone the ear will heal more proportionally to the heal done.

2> Demeter create a wall of vegetation, it can be crossed by allies that cross it are healed, opponent are slowed and get damage over time


3> Demeter dash toward sowing seed, all opponent in her trail are rooted


Ult: Demeter make a zone around her where opponent are unable to heal. All opponent in the zone are slowed and get damaged over time.

>it's a team start fighting in the pre game lobby episode

Holy fuck, why are people so fucking angry all the time in this game? My god, I wish smite would start chat banning for this shit like LoL does but the hirez can't afford to even lose the bm players.

>>150926815
It's so bad sometimes that I just mute everyone.

>It's another Cyкa, блять game from the feeder

Are there any worse players than the slavs?

>>150927910
Please don't be rude.
Our Slav brothers are white and should not be bullied.

>>150928007
>slavs
>white

nice try igor

>>150928007
Fuck you slav cunt

>>150928107
I'm Australian you daft bugger

>>150920331
is this nox?

>>150928920
that's nu wa you idiot

>>150929457
Not him but is it really, how?

>>150929457
it's agni you mong

>>150925194
No game is more casual than league. It's THE casual game.

>>150929782
Smite is.

>>150928920
sol

>>150928007
Slavs are the brazilian of europe, you have all the right to bully them.

I'm really having fun with Faffy.

>>150931035
I find Terra funnier.

Anything worthwhile happening?

>>150933613
me fuckin ur mum

>>150933613
Pantheon sale.

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>kill one with the spirit, the other with the Ult
>mfw the Suku hits just right

A ten year old is rapidly approaching womanhood and I can SORT OF understand being attracted to a 10 year old girl if she is very beautiful and facially compatible with you. They have intelligence and personalities.

But can someone please explain to me what makes someone sexually attracted to the blob of meat on the left? It looks like a michelin man or pug dog or sack of potatoes, and it cannot speak, cannot think, cannot provide anything.

Please, what IS IT that makes someone attracted to that fat little blob on the left? If I sound disparaging it's because I truly cannot bend my mind around it.

I can understand most sexual orientations and attractions, but not to a newborn blob of meat... so if someone here is part of the group that's attracted to that:
1. Please never, ever act on it.
2. Please tell us what it is that you see as attractive in that weird, stinky, fat little blob?

People who are on my side (the "wtf!?" side) are welcome to post their opinions too about why they think this happens in some men.

>>150925928
Cute.

>Torpedo disbands
fucking fantastique it ruined everything FUCKING NULISA CUNT

>>150936182
>NULISA
literally who?

>>150935558
(you)

>>150935558
gg you fucktard

>>150936878
exactly, some whore who got carried into an SPL spot

>>150936878
She has a vagina, it's the only thing you need to know.

I'm pretty sick of this game. Is there another game of this type yet(third person moba, preferably with actual third person gameplay and a z axis) or is overwatch clones the new hotness now? Did they fix Paragon's shit balance yet or what?

>MOTD doesn't count towards win
i'm triggered

>>150937261
Paragons is the only alternative and it's still boring as fuck.

Why did Nox invest in US treasury notes?

Because like the night, they always return

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>>150938992

HELP IM BLEEDING FROM WHERE I PEE AND DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO.

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>>150939935
Get something to place over the wound

Fucking ADCs in solo, specifically Neith, what can you do? Am I supposed to rely on my jungler for ganking? If so then how do you deal with it when you're in casual games where the jungler doesn't gank or comes too late, after you've been ganked?

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>it is a my team is full of retards game
>down 32-6 where I am 5-0
>LITERALLY 15 MINUTES IN
>they don't want to surrender

Why do these faggots never admit defeat? Do they like to waste time or do they genuinely expect me to win a game by myself?

>>150943306

All we need is one good fight anon and we're back in there!

Though I agree, F7 warriors should go crawl into a sewage pipe and die

>it's a let us pick 4 physical gods match.

Why do people do this

>full pen build
>literally only titan's bane bought
>wind demon was already started

Hindu come on son

>>150943306
If it was late game, where full builds were up, and you were down in deaths but still had towers I could understand not surrendering, but otherwise that sounds awful.

>>150943306
>down 32-6

I don't believe you. Post the match ID.

>a shitty ah puch skin is the top voted t5 skin

Great, the t5 goes a to a mid who isn't even fucking played. Lets give all the shitty gods a t5.

Anatoily really needs to take "as well" out of his vocabulary, fucker says it multiple times in the same sentence.

>>150944020
Ah Puch is awesome, and the skin concept is great compared to some if not most of the others.
Farmquest shitters should not have a say in anything Smite related.

>>150943306
They may take my life but I'll never surrender.

>>150944020
>>150944456
It'll be changed anyway because china don't like skulls.

Unless they don't sell the t5 in china? But I'd be surprised to hear that.

>>150944456
>le edgy skin
>great

okay kid

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You want your fluffy tailed goddess?

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>>150944637
I don't think it will be a problem,Classic Hades is still in game

>>150945028
Classic hades isn't available on the china client. Same with kali, she had all skulls removed from her new model.

>>150944972

Would rather have an anthropomorphic fox character than yet another human.

Something something muh diversity.

>>150945284
>anthropomorphic fox character
Go away furfag.

>>150945067
What happened was the hades we have now was originally a skin, called nightmare hades. For the chinks however, it was the standard because of the skulls.

Eventually for whatever reason, nightmare hades became the standard for all clients like china, and the classic was changed to a skin for everyone but the chinks.

>>150945284
>anthropomorphic fox character

Might as well have another human.

We need more pure animals/beasts like rat or khepri, not anthropomorphic bullshit.

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>>150944972
I would still rather they add this qt

>aphro

What the hel

When it comes to Hunters, is it better to keep yourself alive and ignore kills that might potentially get you killed, or go out in a blaze of glory, securing every possible kill you can? I play them like Assassins, but have seen both methods employed.

>>150948057
This isn't CoD. Keeping yourself alive so you can take objectives after a teamfight is important.

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>lying in bed as she turns you over
>she bites your ear and you feel a chill
>her lukewarm hands running down your back and grazing your asscheeks
>you hear her getting in position and feel a thick, long weight on your ass
>she spits on your asshole
>her head is warmer than the rest of her
and you feel it entering
>the mixture of cold and warm makes it feel so good
>she's almost 7 inches deep when she pulls out, and sits back
>you turn your head to ask why when you feel her slam her meat inside you with the force of 1000 jotun
>she is pounding you so hard that the bed board is cracking
>you scratch your nails into the bed but take it because you love her and love how it feels
>her massive cock is getting warmer and warmer
>you push your ass back on her so she knows to cum inside
>after a few more hard, sweaty strokes you feel her cock twitching
>the Avalanche is coming
>she pumps three last times and lets out
a mighty scream that can be heard from the mountains
>your ass is filled with the evidence of her love and you feel it dripping out onto the bed
>she falls on your back, sweaty and spent, kissing you before falling asleep
Sometimes I think back on how smite gave me so many fetishes and I am truly grateful.

>>150948341
We need a new one m8, I already fapped to this one.

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>we could be getting a cute ghostly waifu Izanami
>instead because of reddit we'll get some ugly zombie Izanami

such is life

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>>150924796
That's actually pretty nice.

>>150946735
Holo was a generic goddess of harvest.

>>150948483
You really think HiRez will make a female character that's not sexy?

>>150948930
They made Nemesis.

>>150946735
I would bury my seed in her fertile fields, and reap what I have sown.

>>150947719
>taking aphro
>when the opponent have odin
>envyus
They aren't even trying anymore.

>there's no Greek warrior
Ammy was the last good warrior tbqh, Greek warrior when?

>>150948795
Ok, plenty of the gods are boring what's your point?

>>150948930
Reddit is crying. So they have to.

>>150949064
never

>>150949064
Soon, my bet would be after Camazotz

>>150948982
Those legs thiugh. Fishnets are great.

>>150948930
I want her to be scarousing

>>150949152
But reddit hate when people complain that goddess are "too sexualized" or not different enough.

>>150948795
When we have people like Cabrakan in the game, anyone is possible.

>>150949064
Bellona might count considering that the Romans just lazily renamed the Greek gods.

I really enjoy SPL stuff more than I should. Shit is fun.

>>150924796
>implying they wont just make Kitsune/9 tailed fox God for the Jap pantheon

>>150949362
No they don't lol. They were literally crying about Terra, comparing her to geb like morons.
That place is overrun by sjw's.

>envyus

lol

Anatoly showing off the chest hair.

>NA esports can't even make the top 10 on twitch anymore

damn.. hirez really did fuck over esports for good.
what a shame.

>>150949719
No, the Roman had their own god but after their conquest they were identified with the greek gods and their mythology.
For example Mars was identified with Ares and took most of the myth with him like his relation with Venus/Aphrodite but he was still different, Mars was the second most important roman god just after Jupiter, while Ares was hated by the Greek (with the exception of Sparta), Mars is the protector of the soldier, Ares represents carnage. In game they could totally make Mars a different god.
Bellona was identified with Enyo but they didn't seem to have merged as much as Jupiter and Zeus for example.
Also Roman had their own god not influencd by other,the Di indigetes, Janus being the most notable example in game.

>>150950278
>muh SJW

Most of them defend current Hirez design, stop trying so hard to be offended by just cherrypicking.

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>>150951327
It's relegation not something really important.

>>150951973
Barbie is legit as fuck.

>>150952071
I was a bit disapointed that the channel didn't actually stream barbie even as a joke

>>150952071
nah lirik is playing an indie game that does not have a spot on twitch.

We need a game mode with both Fire Giant and Bull Demon King on map.

>>150948930
>Anonymous
Artemis, Scylla

damn Risky got bodied after a good game.

>>150952906
They should be a MOTD with a conquest map where the camp are random and not limited to conquest only camp but while keeping their type, so a non buff camp can't remplace a buff camp etc...

>>150953358
nah thats dumb
ur dumb

>>150953570
rude

>>150953358
That would be pretty fun I bet.

>>150953358
>fire giant as back harpies for 1 team
kek

>>150953107
Artemis is my mai waifu.

>>150953676
No, would be too imbalenced and would need too much work for a MoTd.
Back harpies could be replaced by either three harpies, boars or fire elementals.
Buff camps could be replaced by any other buff camps, even arena or joust one.
Fire giant and the Gold fury could replace each other or be replaced by a bull demon king or a Wild Juggernaut.

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>>150954546
you have to be so fun to be around

>>150953107
>art
>not sexy

okay fag

>>150954663
I may have shitty ideas, but I have realistic shitty ideas.

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>>150944028

Sorry I couldn't hear you over how loud my deep V is as well

>>150954798
holy shit Tolly is that actually you? lmao
if you are not tolly, why do you have such a HD picture of tolly's hairy chest lmao.

>>150954546
>Match of The day
wut
Also it's totally fine to have any buff appear in any camp, as long as they show up on the map as that buff, and FG spawns an actual FG and not just a harpy with the FG buff on it or something. Even if it's at back harpies, that team can't really take it early and if it's on the map then the other team can keep it warded and be ready. besides, it's just motd, it doesn't have to be balanced.

>>150954956
Just add it to the literal ton of evidence that HiRez employees browse the general, for the people who never believe it for whatever reason.
>lmao
kys

>>150955846
>kys
kys

>>150955945
kys

>>150955945
>>kys
>kys
kys

>>150956015
>>>kys
>>kys
>kys
kys

>>150956013
>kys
kys

>>150955846
>>150955945
>>150956013
>>150956015
>>150956067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7isxoTIeYM

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>>150954783
Artemis isn't sexy, she's the opposite of sexy. She's pretty prude and is a perma virgin, how is that sexy?
"B-but she's pure and a grill! If you dont think thats sexy youre a fag xDDD!!"
At the risk of sounding like a katana weilding fedora lord, she's more beautiful than sexy. Her other skins make her sexy (Recon, Primal, the other one) surely, but default Arty isn't sexy one bit. She actually mocks other female goddesses for being scantily dressed, the original SJW.

>>150956185
>Paul Stanley solo
kys

>>150956067
>>>>kys
>>>kys
>>kys
>kys
kys

>>150956254
>if a goddess isn't a ZZZZ cup half naked bimbo it's a SJW

XD

>>150956254
>the original SJW.

She isn't tumblr.

>>150956254
You're a 12 year old.

>>150956342
>>150956368
>>150956490
>i only read buzzwords reddit taught me

>>150956870
>I was called on being an idiot
>better tell them they are reddit

>>150956342
>>150956368
>>150956490
He's right though. Her entire lore is her being a uppity cunt and her brother is just as bad.

>>150957042
Then entire lore of greek gods is being cunts though, it's hardly unique to her and Apollo.

>>150954798

>point out a specific problem with your casting
>nah bro check out my shitty chest hair

Yeah okay buddy.

What if there was a god that had a passive that made it so that abilities from items were doubled (such as a Frostbound applying a 60% slow) but said gods abilities had like 10% scailing at the very most?

>>150957875
>Double Qin
>Double Exec

>Double Poly
>Double Soul reaver

>>150957042
As if hirez give a shit about lore when it comes to designing gods.

>>150957875
>wanting to deal with a god who can Slow you by 60% every auto
>wanting to deal with a god that can deal 150% of their total physical power over the next 3s and refresh every crit
>being able to reduce healing within 110 units and by 50%
no ty

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Hey degenerates,
My name is Artemis, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are horny, retarded, sexual deviants who spend every second of their day fapping to stupid sluts. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever explored the outdoors? I mean, I guess it’s fun shit-posting here on this stupid website, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than consensual sex in the missionary position.
Don’t be a stranger, just hit me with your best shot. I’m pure in every way. I was captain of the virginity perseverance group, and starter on the hunter squad(before Hi-Rez nerfed me for not being a slut!). What activities do you do, other than “jack off to big meaty cocks”? I also hunt, and have a super cool boar (He just helped me survive a gank; Shit was SO majestic). You are all degenerates who should just let me use you as target practice. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my boar

>>150958031
>double qin
But erlang already is in the game

>>150958952
That's like Qin and a fourth or less.

The warrior stared at her opponent as if he were someone out of this world. For indeed, she had never seen anything like him. Freya was no ordinary woman, she was taller, stronger, faster and her magical powers were unrivaled. But there Hercules stood, towering over her with huge muscles worthy of his amazing strength. He carried a massive club, just as tall as she was and probably heavier. She wondered what kind of man he was, in battle, in life, in bed...
She regained her concentration and ordered her minions to attack. They charged the manbeast, but with one swift swing they were all on the ground gasping their final breaths. Freya had expected this, using the diversion as a chance to get into position and unleash a magical barrage. Above her shouts, the death screams of the minions and the sounds of battle she could hear him shout something about pain, but she couldn't make it out. Firing blast after blast of magical energy, Hercules seemed to falter and retreat. Sensing an opportunity she imbues her blade and goes in for the kill. She places all her strength into one powerful strike, already looking forward to putting another notch on her belt.

She couldn't move her sword. Why couldn't she move her sword? When the dust subsided, she found herself staring at the now half naked Hercules, unscathed with a lioncloth very barely concealing his other club. He had grabbed her sword with his massive hand effortlessly and was staring her down. Between fear and amazement Freya had quick thoughts of what this strength could do. Strength coming from the true power of the body, not magic or an imbued relic. In her distraction the brute snapped the sword like it was a toothpick, giving a powerful push to Freya in the process. She was knocked back, and to her embarrassment her chest armor had been knocked away as well, revealing her sweaty, round, flawless breasts and a body of a true beauty...

>>150960815
Eh, 6/10.

>>150960889
Okay but how big is the cock?

>>150961259
Bigger than yours.

so how about that smite game?

>>150960815
Any escape attempts she had thought of were quickly foiled by a powerful stomp by the hulking man. The earth launched her into the air towards her opponent. She summoned her wings, ready to fly to safety but Hercule's tall stature and impressive speed allowed him to grab her by the leg and pull her down into his arms, where a powerful bearhug awaited the valkryie. Every squirm was an invite to more pain, every battlecry she could muster came out as a cry of pain. The brute moved his hands along her smooth back, ready to snap her spine when he brushed along her perfectly firm ass. Something flashed in both of their minds. Hercules slightly loosened his grip, feeling less of a murderous intent and more of something else. For Freya, the pain became pleasure, the cries became moans. They stared deeply into one another's eyes, feeling their lust build. Something large started growing between Freya's legs. She was helpless, but all her fear had turned to lust. Hercules, still having the beautiful valkryie in his arms, turned towards the forest and with one arm cleaved a way through the trees revealing a small patch of land, away from the eyes of their allies and enemies. Laying her down on the hot grass, he tore off his loincloth and her remaining armor.
He looked straight in her eyes.

A new labor to perform...

FIN

>>150961481
It's alright. But there's nothing to really talk about concerning the game itself besides complaining about OP bullshit like Loki.

>>150961612
>Loki
>OP
Taro is that you?

>>150961481
shit and boring

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>geb mid

>>150961612
>OP bullshit like Loki.
If you let him sneak up on you it's your fault.

>>150961317
Perfect.

>>150961578
Better, seems like you're skipping over the good parts and taking 2-3 sentences to describe boring filler parts.

>>150961612
8/10 bait

>>150961815
He would be more tolerable if taking damage knocked him out of stealth.

>>150962172
Well once you hit him once it's pretty much over for his stealth anyway. But yeah, an official de-cloak would be nice.

>>150962172
He isn't OP you retard. He doesn't need a nerf.

>>150962437
t. Loki main

>>150962172
No his Stealth may be bloated but it's okay. Maybe reduce the DR he gets while stealthed.
The only thing that he needs is to remove the CC immunity on his ult, it's still only about a half second to do it, so you have to be quick to counterplay it, but it would let your team help you in a way. It would further emphasize that he's meant to pick someone off who is alone as well.

>>150961830
I don't know how to describe the good parts and my fetish is strength difference and the woman getting all hot and bothered over being dominated by a stronger man/woman so that's what I was aiming for

>>150962594
I agree, his stealth feels a bit too bloated. At times I wish it would break if Loki takes damage similar to Kaung's stealth but I'm thinking that would just make his stealth useless.

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>>150962503
Try again console shitter.

TERRAS DONKEY DICK

What is this troops overseas meme

>friend wants to play
>disabled in Germany
>probably due to some cultural insensitivity shit
really? what the fuck is wrong with the Germans

Maaaaaan hou yi is so fucking shiiiiiiiiiiit

>>150967420
What are you talking about? The EU relegations had players from germany playing literally yesterday.

I think your friend is trying to tell you he doesn't want to play with you.

>>150968673
he messaged me out of nowhere and I don't talk to him anymore

maybe hes lying and doesn't live in Germany, and instead lives in Saudi Arabia or something

DONKEY DICK

>>150966556
What about it?

>>150973424
I want it in my mouth.

Faggots fuck off.

>>150973645
???

We're talking about women you fucking retard

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We're fucked. We're fucked. We're fucked. We're fucked. We're fucked. We're fucked. We're fucked. We're fucked. We're fucked. We're fucked. We're fucked. We're fucked.

I want Terra to tuck me into bed then stradle my face.

>>150941084
Just farm up and dominate when your enemy over extends.

>>150974119
>Just farm up
>if you stay away, they slowly kill your minions so that you miss out on xp and gold from their minions as they slowly die
>if you try to clear you get rooted and auto'd to death

>>150974040
>he doesn't know how to sort on reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/SMITEOdyssey/top/?sort=top&t=all

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>have an excellent game
>teammates send friend requests/ party invitation
>sperg out and close client

>>150968763
same thing honestly

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>>150976756

>>150976247
I do that too!

What lane does AMC go in conquest?

>>150979475
the middle one.

>>150979475
sky

>>150979797
Ehh, pick another one.

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Jing Wei would be perfect for a Pharah skin

>replace her xbow with the rocket launcher, she shoots rockets
>persistent gust is concussive blast
>explosive bolts is pretty obvious
>agility is jump jet
>air strike is JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE

>post skins you want but know will never happer because copyright

>>150920331

>friend asks me to start playing smite with him
>watch a few vids on the metas
>grind until conquest
>wham, 10 minute queue
>2 team mates instalock in every game without naming lane/role
>1 always leaves at the 5 min mark after dying once
>trolls always f7 at 10 minutes
>tell friend t fuck off at long last

Wasted 3 hours tonight, had around 12 games, lost them all due to this shit and/or smurf accounts obviously playing on other team

Sidenote, how the fuck do you counter bakasura?

>>150980121
Dark skinned battle loli would be sexy.

>>150980121
does hirez really need to copy any more for overwatch? they already ripped an entire game

>>150980363
paladins is shit, so yes

>>150980121

All they need to do is alter it a ibt. I mean, we do have Rayquaza

>>150980253
>Sidenote, how the fuck do you counter bakasura?

Sprint

>>150980253
Sprint or aegis, generally focusing him helps too.

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>>150980121
An Alita skin for Amaterasu would be great.

>>150982001
who

>>150982001
Literally who.
Please don't say this bitch with a thumb for a face and a 5head.

>be Kuku
>shitting on Nu Fap
>has to tell her clanmate to gank multiple times
>go get red, dash back to lane and see them their solo, jungle and NuFap there
>ult
>TRIPLE KILL
>F6
the stars were literally aligned for this great moment

>>150983327
Who the fuck is nu fap? And kuku doesn't even have a dash.

>>150983534

I'm sure he means Nu Wa but since he's a sperg with little social skills, he refered her to a stupid pet name so we all know why he tugs one out to.

>>150984146
t. Artemis

>>150982114
>>150982197
>doesn't know about Gunm

you sorry cucks

https://youtu.be/z18BgK_jPYc?t=5m28s
Top kek

>>150983534
Oh gee anon, I wonder which god starts with 'Nu'
hmmmmmmm

So hard to figure out.

>>150941084
out play them

>>150944637
you are way off the mark here.

dont talk about a country you dont know about

>>150985558
Fap is also short of Fafnir often, so it could have been two gods you fucking idiot. Don't be salty because nobody cares about your shit story.

>>150986691
I wrote the story, are you venting your anger on innocent lil anons because you're stuck in Silver hell, while listening to your Moms Bf headrest pounding from the basement you call home?

You made me chuckle

How do I spectate a custom game on PS4?

>>150986691
You managed to write something cringier than you did the first time.

>>150945413

Tbh I'd rather have furfags around here than futafags

>>150987679
Hush, you don't know what you're talking about.

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>>150987679
You're in the minority anon.

>>150987679
this
>>150988194
>asks dumb question
>throws in meme answer
>lmao yes it must be tru!@!@#`

>>150987679
>>150988424
Literally nothing wrong with futa. You look at dicks all the time either way.

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>>150988728
Literally homosexual. I hope you don't try to convince yourself you aren't gay.

>>150988839
Nobody does that without falseflaging or being ironic. It's just gay, what's the big deal? It's not like it's bestiality or pedophilia.

>>150988839
ok so what if its gay

now what

???

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>there are literal queers in this thread

>>150989217
Yep.

I wish I was levelling up instead of being at work.

>>150989217
pretty sure it's you guys that wear the fedoras anon, we've got better taste on account of all the dick we crave.

>>150989217
Does anybody actually know what Q Cc means, or do you all just pretend to know because you think it's cool?

From queers to tears. The story of how a man was made fun of on the internet

ehh.. this is pretty awkward being in here now ngl

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>>150989217
>you right now

>>150989580
>being this new

>>150989592
You really lost me now.

>>150989668
Okay, I figured you were just pretending, thanks for confirming.

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>in the middle of making a new lewd nu wa x jing wei
>anons ask for it to be futa
>laugh it off, think its just a joke
>you guys are serious about this gay shit
Time to go back to making overwatch lewds.

>>150989882
>you
heh kid

>>150989580
>what is google
>what is r9k
>what is b

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I like to tell lies on the internet.

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>>150990030
This is like the second you posted this, but you're none of the relevant artists I can think of.
So I just assume you doin the trollings.

>>150990238
>This is like the second you posted this
first i'm seeing it, when was it posted before

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>>150990158
>going to r9k ever
>going to b ever
>implying google

>>150990071
>>150990158
>if I distract him with shitposting then I wont have to admit I don't know

>>150990363
Wasn't today, some threads back. He posted the same thing along the lines of "i was gonna draw bur ur all faggets xD".

gaygen-smite-general

>>150989580
It's just the "dat boi" of shit talking. It didn't come from anywhere, it doesn't mean anything, it's just a thing everyone acts like they're in on so they don't feel alone.

>>150990732
>oh shit oh fuck no one is mad oh shit
> fuck fuck fuck I can't do this trolling thing it's too hard what the fuck do I do
>I know I'll just say gay again

how to combat freya in a 1v1 you gay idiots

>all these homos ITT assmad that their gay butts aren't being filled with dicks right now

>>150991296
Early pressure, before level 8. Runic Shield, Thorns (if you're tanky), any kind of CC timed as soon as she pops her 2. Lots of things really.

Freya main here who is fucking sick of seeing these counters all the time.

>>150991296
Just play Odin

>>150991449
No one is mad except the one person spamming nonsense trying to be some epic ruseman. At this point you're equally annoying as someone typing literal gibberish and posting it every few minutes. Just sort of in the way.

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>>150991449

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>>150991683

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>>150991818

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>>150991878

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>>150990158
Fuck google man, oh, and r9k and b too

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>>150960815
Better than futa posting desu, now do one of Thanatos and Isis

>>150993038
that picture is so bad

>>150991996
kek i remember this post.

poor homie

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>>150948982
Eat die and shit

Wait, you were just doing that for a reaction, weren't you? Shit.

>>150993748
There is litearlly no redeeming piece of Nemesis' design. it's shit form bottom to top, only Erlong is worse in the entire game.

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>>150993896
I had a pic describing Nemesis' design but its on my other computer a few miles away.

Have this picture of Amaterasu instead.

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>>150993548
old smgen was pretty funny in general

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>>150994313
old /smgen/ also drew some... weird things.

remember when Freya was not a futa and Hel impregnated Freya?

yeah that happened and someone drew 2 pictures.

>>150994493
That wasn't made by anyone on SmGen

>>150994313
I miss the old days, before lazy shitposting took over.

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>>150994578
it was someone in the thread.

>>150994696
No, it was the same girl who made all those comics with the self-insert Neith OC with the robot arms.

>>150994493
>>150994696
Yeah I never really got that one, I guess Hel was the futa? I honestly don't think I was around when that happened, or at least I missed it.

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>>150994696
Jesus Christ Neith

I want to fire my spirit arrow through her broken weave (if you know what I mean)

I want to cum into her vagina and do semen beer bongs out of her Fallopian tubes

I want to cum on her chest and use her cleavage as a slip n' slide for my dick

God damn NEITH

>>150994875
Top kek. Nostalgia thread time.

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>>150994865
oh well, the thread received it well.
kinda.


>>150995023
nostalgia thread?

post account age

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>>150995023

Also I remember for like a week during release Bellona(one of the most broken gods ever) people were DEFENDING her and calling people shitters for not beating her

keep in mind this was back when t2 frostbound slowed you and if you invaded with Bellona it was auto gg. you literally had to give up your buffs and everything.
her scourge disabled longer
and 1 slow was max at rank 1
hammer hit harder
etc

fuck people who defended release bellona

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>>150995247
I never played on the orange conquest map.

>>150995551
Also her scourge healed over 100, hammer got 100% lifesteal,shield bash gave you block stacks for EVERY target hit not just gods, it was bullshit. Soloing FG at 10:01 was great.

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>>150996180
Release Nemesis was my favorite. Stand in ults while shielded for free health

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>>150996180
More like BronzeTrainerErod, am I right?

>>150996637
Rude.
My winrates are good, pls no bully.

Am I allowed to combine my Smite waifus? I want a blind, snek waifu of justice.

>>150996637
As a bronze shitter and generally bad Smite player, Erod is just a bit above Bronze. Maybe Silver V?

>>150997004
RUDE.
I thought we were all having a good time talking about old smgen?

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>>150997108
You just activated my bait card you naive fool

Now you're done

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>>150997108
Old Smgen was shitty but this isn't people having fun like it used to. Now its just people being shitty.

Things were kind of better back then when I was actually in the clan and gave a damn about anything really.

>>150997004
Nah he's actually bronze, he even went out of his way to play (and lose) a s3 qualifier so it doesn't show up on his smite guru anymore :^)

>>150997732
I literally equip the bronze icon half the time. It triggers people like you.

>>150997906
Your bellona builds aren't anything to look at either. Still triggered about it.

>>150997572
Uber is that you??

>>150998006
I promoted twice in two days with that build, so this really doesn't faze me.

>>150997906
No. What triggers people like me is you vehemently posting your shitty, and more pertinently, wrong opinions about smite with an authoritative tone. Thankfully I don't care that much about smite so just skip any gameplay discussion in thread now, so if you're still doing that it doesn't affect me, but it must suck for the new players that come here to ask questions only to get terrible answers that will hinder them in the long run.

>>150998178
It could be better though, which would mean a better rank. S2 isn't real imo.

>>150998412
What terrible advice have I given? I only posted that post, not the ones before it.

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>When Freya's VA is cute and but she doesn't support a Trump presidency.

So I'm generally a shitter at this game and my friend who got me to play would only play joust, like I have 400 joust matches. So when ranked joust came out I played my matches and lost 4/10. I'm quite confused it put me in fucking Gold V. What the hell. I'm a literal shitter at this game and there are people in this thread lower than me.

>>150998531
follow that chain of replies, it's not unreasonable for me to assume that that post was erod.

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>>150998790
Losing only 4/10 means you beat the forced 50 and carried retards that built like this. You deserve to be gold.

>>150998972
Posts like this make me so insecure.
I really have to learn all the items so I am no longer a shitter with shit builds...

>>150999146
You literally can't be that bad.

>Med as Janus in a non assault game (Clash)
>Tahuti anything but last
>Defense items when you cant really get assists
>not finishing items
>getting doom orb when you die all the time and cannot kill

Okay, you CAN be that bad, but only if you tried. Attack Speed Xing Tian, anybody?

>>150998828
Nah dude I suck cocks, I don't know why I thought that was replying to me but it wasn't. That was Ace.

>>150998428
>S2 isn't real
wut

>>150998412
Could you maybe point out where I told someone how to build? The last time I did that was awhile ago for Terra, and even then all I really said was that Asclepius wasn't that good on her.

Also this >>150998531 was the first post not made by me. I don't know, I guess since we're bringing up old smgen memes people are pretending to be me while acting stupid again. Just like old times.

>>150998972
>>150998790
>8/10 winrate qualifiers
>put in bronze 4
Life is unfair.

>>150999395
Silver 2 isn't even a real rank is what I said. I can see how it gets confusing, it can be read as season 2.

>>150999509
I mean I think I'm doing pretty good considering I've gone up 4 ranks in about a month. I got shafted in qualifiers and it's just a slow grind up. desu Duel is pretty shit, you can beat someone 9 times and then lose once and the whole game is over.

9/6/6 as a Hunter in Arena. Is this terrible? Also, should I swap Soul Eater for Bloodforge? Would stack with the lifesteal from Asi. Currently running Warrior/Soul/Asi/Titan's/Qin's/DB, but I feel like my AA drops heavily by level 20.

What's Jing Wei's faovorite band?

Senpai Heylen

>>150999698
That would have been shitty even if you didn't fuck it up.

>>150999395
I'm talking about the past. As I said I don't read any gameplay discussion here anymore, haven't done for months.

>>150999782
Good, to r/Smite to troll them with it!

>>150999643
Yeah. More often than not its been kind to me lately.

Back to the more pressing issue, don't get 1 in everything got 2 points in your blugeon even versus a hunter. I believe the other issue is that you went a mana pot even though deaths toll was buffed, multipot woulda helped out more.

>>150999656
Just Qin's and Asi is good enough attack speed. Warriors, Asi, Qin's, Titan's, DB and WD.

>>150999832
I only really started playing Bellona recently. I think I got her to 4 2 weeks on release, and haven't touched her until now when I got her to 5. So again, I have no idea what you're talking about.
I was also banned most of last month, 3 day bans every Friday for posting futa kept me out of the general mostly.

Reminder that futafags are still butthurt that Jing Wei is the new hotness around here

>>151000257
Only butthurt Jingfags who are sad that they aren't liked think this.

God damm Erlang Shen is such a shit god. Boring kit, VA that is shit, forgetable model, and he just gets boring quick.

Terra is such a nice contrast to the shit we got last time

>>151000359
stay mad futafag

>>151000257
Im just glad Scylla isn't considered the best girl here anymore

>tfw your mom walks in the room so you switch to porn because its easier to explain than all the legitmate gay people in this thread

>>151000475
I just hate how weird Terra's 2 is

Like it doesn't come out fast enough to instantly stun, and the damage isn't all that high either.

>>151000228
I'm not talking about Bellona, I'm talking about all the shitty opinions about smite in general you used to give, whether it be builds for gods, how to play certain roles or whatever else. I can't think of anything specific because it was all in 2015, but I could always tell when it was you posting because it would be a huge wall of terrible opinions written as fact.

>>151000941
Alright well whenever you come of with an actual point to make you can feel free to tell me. Until then you can go fuck yourself.

>>151001863
I wasn't trying to make a point, I was just telling you that I'm not triggered by your bronze icon, I'm triggered by people who conduct themselves in the manner that you do.

>>151002239
Yeah Erod is shit.

That's who we're reffering too, right? I'm only half paying attention.

>>151002591
Glad Ace is gone.

i need scylla's legs to lick my boipuqqi

So Bellona walks into a bar, puts up a peace sign, and says, "Five beers please."

I don't understand why people think Athena is so powerful, everyone has a Taunt that forces the enemy to attack you.

>>151005907
Literally this. I don't get why she's believed to be the most ebin guardian when people like cabrakan exist kumbha

>>151005907
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/2/25/PixelBusterFreya_Taunt_2.ogg

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>>151006130
Because Cab/kumbha can't almost instantly fly across the entire map and turn a gank into a double kill for your team.

>>151002239
Okay m8 feel free to actually point out how I act any time, Until then you can just shove it.

>>151002716
Oh okay I get it, you're that one autsit who got mad when I called them out for bullshit in front of other people lashing out at me. Okay.

>Enigma chest
>Ah Puch VP
>i hate playing Ah Puch
fuck

>>151006518
Ah Puch VP is the second best in the game. Shame you don't like Ah Puch.

>>151005441
go on

>>151006332

Not if your teammate dies before you telly over.

Last Commando get at the 9000 fp Undying Chest. Feels good. Still months to go and I am nearly done with the season ticket so far, not a single gem spent for FP at that. Feels good!

>>150920331
dwd

Why is DM so delusional?

>>151007289
But you did pay to enter.

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>>151008346
Porn makes good reaction images.

>>151005441
Nice tumblr meme faggot.
But I told the real joke to a professor and he chuckled

I am so fucking sick of this game and it's stupid fucking bullshit
I WAS STANDING ON TOP OF MY OWN MELEE MINIONS FUCKING WAKE UP AND REALIZE THE ENEMY GOD IS FUCKING HITTING ME. I am sick and fucking tired of people coming to the match with fucking minion repellent on or whatever the fuck they do to make that magic happen. I can't so much as look at the enemy rudely before they're all up my ass. FUCK YOU I HATE THIS STUPID SHIT.

>>151000941
>>151002239
You're really just about neck deep in autism, aren't you?

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>>151008346
What do Hel's panties smell like, and do they change scent when light or dark?

>>151000941
>I don't like you and so whenever I see something I don't like I assume it's from you
What even is this? This is some next level shit.

>>151009057
>>151009415
>such similar replies 2 hours later

I guess ace just started crying in curse.

>>151008147
With login gems.

>>151007289
I think that has been the default chest roll now because I've seen a spike of those skins lately