LE BALANCED MONEY CAT edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>europe
>europeons will claim Sweden and Ukraine fair wins as theirs
1st for DC
>YFW A JEW IS GOING TO BE THE NUMBER 1 MOST PAID ESPORT PLAYER EVER
Daily reminder that if your support is shit and won't buy wards it's better for your gpm to buy them yourself
victory > pride
>DC is na
literally no one called LGD.int a chink team because they played in china, why do american's constantly change the rules to suit their desperate needs?
what will he do after TI6
Wait, are there really people dense enough to ACTUALLY believe DC is not an european team?
They consist of 4 europeans and 1 american. Yeah the organization DC may reside in USA, but the essence (and thus the skill) is very much european.
The delusion of some people lmao
If fear and universe retire after this TI is it the actual end for NA dota?
>inb4 MUH PPD
the guy has never played on a different roster, he has been surrounded by pretty much the same players for years. In fact when one of the core players (universe) left EG completely went to shit.
>ameriburgers will claim 4 EU 1 NA team as theirs
>ameriburgers will claim 2 shitskins 1 EU team as theirs
JUST
>>150877398
Ruin 2 more teams
>americucks start the Secret is NA meme MUH NA BULLS
>surprised DC is now EU team
lmao@burgers
>>150877247
blessed be YHWH
>>150877776
>inb4 'moo is the only good player on dc so they are na'
>>150877648
>euros will claim 3 NA 1 slav teams as theirs
Really makes you think.
>>150877398
I hope he finally grew up and has the decency to stick with secret instead of bailing like a bitch.
They're not a trainwreck like they were at manilla anymore.
>eu wins yet another TI
>trump getting unbelievably btfo and cucked by clinton
HOLY FUCK IS 2016 THE END OF NORTH AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT?
>tfw all the likeable teams knocked out by day 2
this is why dota is dying
How do europeans deal with being so inferior to us americans?
>>150878047
>>150877776
>>150877648
>>150877401
hello samefagging yuro
>>150878425
:^)
>>150878047
>implying TNC won't take the whole thing
>>150877797
>ywn be his gf
Reminder to all yurocucks and amerifats that TI6 is an
E V E N Y E A R
>>150878425
>>150878483
someone just got booty blasted out of this thread for a long time i would say
>play ranked
>lose
>>150878483
clearly fake.
I MISS TI ALREADY.
>>150879053
You mistake is quite simple my friend,just play Zet, the Arc Warden
>>150879187
I miss TI when it was comfy.
Ti6 groupstage was so fucking good I hope it can live up on the main stage.
So many good teams this year and the meta is kinda open for anything but mostly Mirana shit.
>>150878249
>likeable teams
Nobody cares who's dick you would suck the most
It's about who is the best team mechanically.
>>150879053
>>150879305
No, play ET
>lowest winrate of any hero picked in more than 2 games
That's right. I am still the king of Shit. 8 years running now. Nothing can stop me!
>>150879446
>best team mechanically.
I mean EG is almost solely in the winners bracket because of drafting / shot calling
>>150879423
Mirana is a fun hero though, it's much worse when the hot stuff is Gyro, PL, Tinker and other kinds of boring shit
>play ember for the first time
>beyong doglike :-DDDDD
what didn't you tell me about how fun this hero is d2g
>>150879682
her aghs is stupidly broken like its not even funny.
5 decides my team name for battle cup
TI2 was objectively the best TI
>>150879580
>nerf hero because "muh rearm blink"
>surprised when he's shit
REDDIT RUINS THE GAME AGAIN WHY DOES ICEFROG KEEP LISTENING TO THEM
>>150879748
Reminder that Radiance does more damage over time in the same AoE as mirana aghs
Discuss.
>>150879816
everyone got btfo by china and morph (who was considered bad in EU/NA)
>>150879802
On Our Way to LCS
>>150879816
It was the most comfy TI atleast
>>150879802
KotL's Shrivelled Left Bollock
>>150879862
no burst doe
>>150879802
Tranny Lovers
Enjoy the free points kids, N0tail can't be stopped.
>>150879862
it's about the burst anon.
>>150879862
reminder that radiance costs much more, gives shitty stats, and is more obtuse to build
>>150879937
>>150880081
objectively incorrect, here, I'll post the script once again.
>>150879862
not if potm pushes q, or if you get hit by the second hit
>>150880081
>Secret beating DC
>Secret beating anyone
>Unironically thinking Wings loses to DC.
MY SIDES.
Things that WILL be nerfed 100% next patch:
-mirana aghs
-dragon lance
-sd illusions
-ET somehow
-huskar somehow
>he isn't watching the olympics
>he isn't posting on /sp/
>people don't believe in the '10 million dollar 17% bash' meme
KOREA WILL WIN, RNGESUS IS ON THEIR SIDE
>>150880330
They beat liquid
>>150880407
>USA will win both the olympics and the international competition honeypot known as TI6
FYI, Adderall's tolerance isn't that high. It's more likely some pros here and there binged so hard that they stunted their cognitive abilities temporarily, leaving them playing like shit during their holidays. Some might then end their holidays so abruptly that their brains never get a time to go back to baseline.
>>150880704
>during their holidays
literally what
>>150880801
retardspeak for vacation
>>150877987
if ee and puppey steps their shit up then they are easy top 6 team t b h
>>150880923
I know what is means, but where does it apply here? Or anywhere where did this copypasta (?)come from?
>>150880801
Oops, should have clarified. I mean when people go on a break from drugs to reset their tolerance and let their brains get back to normal. Some people refer to this as a holiday, a break, some as a tolerance break. I posted that here because someone in the last thread claimed pros were using addy but were only good after their holiday break from the drug. I think things are worse than that.
Ok I've just been reading /pol/
DO NOT
I REPEAT
DO NOT OPEN .PNG FILES
apparently someone is posting images with hidden layers of CP in it
from now on only download .jpgs and consider converting all your systems pngs to jpgs and wiping the metadata
stay safe /d2g/ bros
Is it time to admit that he might not be the godlike infallible captain that everyone thinks?
>>150881181
I don't think he has properly captained a team since he left navi
S4 captained secret until he left, and ee has a tendency to take over teams when no one asserts their dominance. Which explains why he was drafting for secret recently, and probably is still the major contributing factor.
>>150881138
I too remember this epic meme.
>>150881181
I think he's a good captain, a good player. His problem right now is that he's on a reskinned C9.
>>150881109
does adderall tolerance 'work' similarly to opioids?
I.E taking a break lowers tolerance, but even small usages sends it sky rocketing back to similar levels before taking a break?
>>150879937
EHOME will beat EG
>>150881181
I mean, he's getting the drafts he wants. He is just prioritizing the wrong heroes for his team.
EE Mirana mid? Kunkka first pick? Puppey pls.
>>150879446
welcome to starcraft 2 2: mechanic gookaloo
>>150879937
>>150881698
I agree, sort of. I would alter it like this.
is anyone else kinda, ye know, sick of esports?
>>150880559
>we got fishbowl head man instead of this
I'm mad
>>150882058
no I want more I need to see secret get last place and icethrice to win
>>150881138
>>150882232
MODSSS!!!
>>150882232
N-NANIIIIIIIIII
BULBA
THOUGH
WHEN THE FUCK IS PITLORD?
Are they going to show him at this tourney or not?
Who cares about a bunch of autists fighting eachother.
>>150882232
ty 4 virus asshole
>>150882191
>mfw people think it's an odd year
>>150878283
Source pls
>>150881902
>Alliance beating Newbee
Here's mine
>>150882463
the all star match you idiot
they don't drop the good shit halfway through you idiot
>>150879836
>png
>1.38mb
>tfw clicked it
>>150882232
What a cute little butthole :3
Liquid vs Na'Vi BO1, who you got?
On one hand I think Na'Vi is a wildcard and can take a BO1 off of a lot of teams.
On the other I think Liquid will prepare better and end up having a better draft.
My heart tells me Na'Vi, my mind says Liquid.
>>150882628
alliance has the power to perform miracles
reminder
grandgrant is LVIE fambruh
>>150882718
I think you're grossly overestimating Newbee.
>>150882853
Maybe if the other teams throws
x
fucking
D
>LC randomly d/c's and abandons after i got fb on batrider 55 seconds into the game
>match is scored
based gaben i may get out potato mmr yet
>>150882820
liquid
navi reached their peak already and are on downfall
>>150880421
>posts zizek
>tells others what to do
G-guys.
Annedroid is actually a good caster. I had no idea where she had come from, but she is indeed dedicated.
Number of memes is close to zero, she doesnt miss anything.
I DOUBTED TOO. BUT SHES GREAT.
ANYONE AGREE?
>>150879580
>pick beast
>tinker cucked
>>150883246
She's making me mute winter.
I hate her.
>>150883246
>nipple hard and poking through shirt
>>150877686
FUCK
>>150881604
I couldn't tell you for certain but I don't think it's permanent tolerance. I heard one hell of a story from a medical practitioner about a college aged Addy abuser that I remembered because of this topic.
Story goes like this: A college age upper class girl was abusing and binging on adderall for a year or so. She had been taking it for her studies and went to seek help quitting the drug. The girl claimed she didn't feel like she was at her normal capacity as a student until she'd been clean for two whole years.
>>150883246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwup4ItqyNQ
>>150883246
Fuck off Annee
>>150883246
huh that's strange, I googled this post and it didn't lead me to reddit
where are you getting this pasta from?
>>150883246
She's not real thick though.
>>150882718
There are some that are too unpredictable tho
>>150883650
>judging off looks
go back to red dit mate
>>150876965
how does this looks /d2g/
>>150883246
How big r the tits tho
What did Slark go to Fish Jail for?
>>150883246
sub 2k mmr caster at TI
three hurrahs for affirmative action
>>150879053
>play ranked
>solo support jaikiro vs slark zeus and sb
>and I am also retard
>3/10
>conceal my rage and let ta am farm
>ta farms stacks, then farms heroes
>AM lv25-"I finished farming'
>we win
He he, get rekt slark picker, ice path into your dumb face.
>>150879305
>>150879467
actually the real answer wasplay luna
>>150884175
yeah because the gulag never does that ever
>>150884497
They should've tripled sheever with a manta style
GrandGrant is going to cast some BattleCup and give out some predictions, which might involve EG and DC killing every other team at TI and somehow both winning the Aegis, with coL being in third place.
Starts in 5 minutes or so.
It isn't top-tier e-sports, but it's a nice thing to have.
>>150884447
Prostitution
>>150883246
okay since the other lad Reddit-checked this post I'll respond to you seriously and discredit your shit, misinformed opinion.
She's a horrible caster for a number of reasons, chief among them the fact that she knows absolutely NOTHING about the game. She's one of those play-by-play casters that just narrates the action but her limited game sense constricts her observations to inane, nonsensical, or whimsical aspects of the game instead of the important ones. For instance, in a teamfight she'll often miss the most important plays and instead comment on small unimportant plays. If you weren't 2k Redditurd you would see this, and that's why she should really be relegated to a noob stream alongside Purge.
The second reason why I fucking hate her is because of her stupid fucking idioms and "jokes" that she rips straight from kotlguy, capitalist, and LD. It's so sad and annoying that she's getting credence for casting just because she can speak fast a la ODPixel and throw in some witty euphemisms like Ayasee. She's exactly shit because she's not original.
tl;dr, She doesn't treat the game seriously. She's not funny and her game knowledge is close to zero. She's objectively a horrible caster and the fact that she's casting TI is an actual slap in the face to anyone above 3k mmr. FUck yourself.
>>150884447
homosexuality
These groupstages were great; in adopting a more relaxed, personality-driven approach this TI is feeling a lot more like the great old times at TI3. Shoutout
The panels, along with slacks' nonsense, went a long way in creating a truly enjoyable and pleasantly genuine atmospehere.
Also the actual games were fantastic which, needless to say, helps.
P.S. MVP goes to Charlie and Cap, best couple, best love story; KappaPride.
>>150884447
Something incredibly and horrifying perverse involving tartar sauce
>>150884934
Real talk, I missed basically everything from the group stages except MVP winning prize money. Was there anything worth rewatching?
>>150884934
Slacks is doing an awesome job! I laughed a lot with his segments, dude has a great sense of humor
why the fuck isn't dota an olympic sport?
>>150884934
>>150885034
stop
stop
stop
please
>>150881109
>>150883581
>>150880704
there is absolutely permenant tolerance to amphetamines
yes holidays in the short/medium term reduce it but there is a real thing what the internet calls a honeymoon period which you can never, ever get again
this is what some 4chan NEETs use to learn japanese in 6 months
>>150885034
Me too. I gifted him Reddit gold just for his awesome work these last few days!
>>150884840
Navi vs wings female caster is PHENOMENAL
She pays attention and catches everything. Like the 2 bh track kills. Shes FAST yet very easy to understand. Very clear in her speaking and i can pick up every bit of detail she says even though shes fast at it.
10/10 great addition
>>150885247
>>150885034
>>150885023
>>150884934
>>150885264
>shoutout
>realtalk
>KappaPride
>liking TI3
>liking Slacks
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, friendos.
Also, >>150885264 does not pass the Reddit-check. Nice try!
>>150883246
All im saying is SF blew his load
>>150882232
>araki posters on the 'lag
>alternatively -- falling for 'le image is le virus!!!xdDDD!111" hoenypots
>>150885462
Loda, Akke, S4, EGM, Bulldog, I believe in you. Never give up hope, for you'll always have ours. I'm an Alliance fangay and I'm proud of it. There are thousands of us, proud to bear the Alliance flair. And, although I believe you guys can win, that's not why I root for you. You are my favorite team not just because of skill, but because you care about having fun, because you care about why we started playing Dota in the first place. I never have as much fun watching other teams play as I have when watching you guys.
I believe in Alliance.
In my heart, Alliance was never back. Because Alliance was never gone in the first place.
I believe in Alliance.
this meme where people post like they're on reddit needs to stop
>Biggest event of the year
>Playerbase is shrinking
Dotards???????????????????
>>150885621
sorry
people saying reddit is better than /d2g/ or that /d2g/ is jsut reddit ticks me off
Haven't played Dota in over a year, give me 1 (ONE) reason to watch TI6
>>150885631
>I'll never have a good relationship with my father
>>150884780
>>150884849
>>150884990
These COULD be connected....
>>150885753
jimmy is back
>>150885631
still going in the gas chamber
Hey!
>>150885753
pls don't watch
>>150885753
>1 (one)
Fuck off retard.
>>150885631
>sing got his own jew
>still irrelevant
what do you think he has to do, friends?
>>150885823
Our Ogre claims in his streams he has a girlfriend. Why don't I believe him?
>>150883246
>hey i'm annedroid, 3k mmr and the only reason i got invited is because i'm a chick
>>150883398
>wasting your dotahegaos on maneedroid
Turn in your cropped porn folder and badge, you're done for inappropriate use of government property.
Post old memes
>>150884447
Rape
>>150885181
I've only heard of permanent tolerance with Modafinil. Some poker player who wrote for NYT about his binging. You might be right, frankly I've never used Amphetamines so I never felt a need to search for that kind of information.
>>150886237
asian esports whores will date anything
>>150886154
If sing were smart he'd have monetized the fuck out of his stream a LONG time ago. No idea why he even bothered with pro play when streaming could've printed reliable income given his popularity.
>>150886708
would they date me (i'm 3.5k)
Give me Clan_Iraq approved build for this guy
>>150886980
bots crest pike crit
>>150886852
I miss this meta so much. I'll never forget seeing jimmy play it
Why the fuck would anything nice ever happen
>>150886980
medallion (solar crest), aghs, blink, octrameme, sheep refresher
>>150886980
Build damage with aghs. Aghs is so good lategame. Makes your team incredibly hard to kill lategame.
Hey! Stop casting all those spells!
>>150887304
is that dragon knight?
>>150886980
Buy two tangos, PMS, clarity
Go jungle
Buy, in order
Blight stone
HotD
Necro 3
BotS
Blink
Deso
Aghs
Refresher
Another necro 3
Skillbuild is max bugs first, then shukuchi, then Germinate, grab ult whenever possible
Push towers, win, because you have GoodShadowblade and GoodTimeLapse
>>150886980
aquila - pt - deso - linken - butterfly/daedalus
>>150886980
bloodstone blink bots aghs
splitpush every lane suicide in teamfight respawn within 4 seconds press r
>>150887514
That's not contrarian at all.
>eg 2nd place hardest group
>secret 6th place easiest group
really makes you think
>>150886980
something involving his dumbass aghs for sure
>>150887776
>lost to fnatic
actually hopeless
if they somehow make it past the first two rounds jimmyll put em out of their misery at least
>>150887776
plot twist: both groups were actually the easiest
ITS YA BOY BIG DICK GRANT, GET IN HERE F A M
>>150887776
>bo1 vs the Director
they are actually fucked
>>150887991
>playing as Team Zephyr Reborn
>Their last win was with a team just named Team Zephyr, with Eosin's avatar
Guys
I miss Zephyr
(And Eosin)
>>150883246
>female a good caster
>>150877212
Does this have a dick ?
>>150888013
>read the "don't" as "do not" in my head
>realize im a subvocalizer
>>150887991
grants a great singer t bh
>>150888136
fuck off eosin
How do we fix badriki?
>>150888669battlefury
>>150888669
You let him through firstbans against MVP
>>150888561
tits tho
>>150888669
>8th year in a row, stil the undisputed king of shit heroes
FIX THIS PILE OF SHIT. AND NO, IT STILL HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH 'JUST BUILD THE RIGHT ITEMS'
>>150885462
>hdedditors posting this sort of shit here
i agree with u senpaitfw secret are going to eliminated vs lgd and thaat kumiko anime poster wont have anything to post about
>>150883246
>Wanting to listen to a woman's voice non-stop for 35-50 minutes on average
Uh, no.
>>150886502
>TFW no green GF
Aneendroid posting is a mistake
>>150889323
I feel you.
Is it worth going back to Dota 2 in 2016? I quit to play other games but now I've lost interest in most of them. The only other options I can think of off the top of my head are to go back and 100% Spelunky or to learn how to play Dorf Fort.
>>150888561
She's probably dicking some Valve staff member as we speak.
>>150879947
It'sGosu and Look started picking Morph around March/April, won with it, and then Morph got buffed AGAIN with the stats growth with levels.
NA Dota just proving again how ahead they are of EU retards
>>150889473
>100% Spelunky
This level of self-hatred is worrying Anon
>playing lp
>double kill at rune
>double kill in mid
>mids start to feed
>3 people leave
>team too retarded to push so we do nothing for 30 min while enemy carry gets free full inventory
>force buyback
>finally kill them
>hitting throne
>they leave
>game doesnt count
what a FUCKING GREAT SYSTEM YOU HAVE HERE VALVE
LC should not be pickable after oracle has been picked
>>150889552
Half the hero pool counters her
A fucking Eul's Scepter counters herMy personal favorite is aghs WK
>>150889684
yeah but none of them as brutally as false and apparently your russian teammates don't know that
>>150889549
Back when I got my personal best time there it was in top 2% of all scores. There are definitely some things to be done in that game if you hate yourself, but I feel I did none of them. See: Eggplant run
How many heroes have been picked so far?
>>150890007
102
>>150889945
as false promise obviously
>>150889473
Dota is fine as long as you have fun playing it. Only bother playing if you have a hero you can play with greater than 60% winrate, and you deeply enjoy playing.
For example, I love Brewmaster because my only goal as him is to ruin carries lives until they buy BKB. I have like a 64% winrate as him w/ over like 200 games.
>>150890061
wew lad
>>150889945
try getting winters cursed and losing the duel because your own team beat you to death
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
rofl grant playing against alliance
KEKLLANCE VS GRANDGRANT
GET
HYPE
>>150890205
I love WW
>>150890547
its funny because he just shit talked them to
>>150889473
>game is filled with spics retards who ruin every game
>spics are trash supports, rush blink on supports with zero wards, flame carriers for their missplays, dont speak english
>sometimes you'll que up in games with 3 monkeys who dont speak english and who will flame you in their subhuman language
>spics largely pick hc and jungles which instalose all the lanes. they are very fond of slark, and they are garbage on him
>spics reguarly do the most mind mumbling stupid builds. double skaddi on slark, sniper sb, etc etc
its better to play a game that requires less of your teammates. like counterstrike or something. atleast in csgo u can be relevant even if your teammates are trash
LODA AND KEKS ABOUT TO GET BODIED BY BIG DICK GRANT
GET.THE.FUCK IN HERE
>>150890953
SAVAGE AF
lads i want to start pickingsniper
anyone have somesniper tips?
>>150890953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2EfpQiOQrY
>>150891012
BIG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YDW07JEAfQ
>>150890953
>tune in
>nigger music
>playing with blaze
i hope he gets wrecked
>>150891110HOHOHAHA
whispers appear in game now?
since when?
>>150891110
octarine core
thank me later ;)
Can you think of any logical reason why muslims should not be gassed?
>>150890704
I guess US East is still a flaming pile of shit, kek. Yeah, I'll think about my options. Maybe make shitty montage videos of GTA:O or something.
>>150891462
way too much effort
a bullet to the back of the head is just as good for these savages
its kinda weird that liquid or navi are guaranteed last place but the other can make it to the grand final
>>150877797
CHINKED
i bet his rabbi dosen't approve
>s4
Anyone have some pictures of DC's manager, need it for research purposes.
>S4 dies to a GrandGrant gank
>s4
>>150886980
aghs
just aghs
aghs
>tanking the whole tower
so is he like 4k
>replay some bone respones
>want to die
bring him back
>>150891678
BREED
>Alliance struggling vs Grant stack
grant is a pathetic shitter that nows nothing but to talk big, like every Nadota trashcan before him
>>150892262
>struggling
>>150891986
Who cares about that guy, check out my new tri-color king
>tfw play whole day and gain 0 mmr effectively
soul-draining
>>150892315
grant isn't a pro player retard
lmao nice items
grandgrant
nice levels
grandgant
and the same goes to your carry
grandgrant
>>150892315
he's like 5k mmr what did you expect you autistic assravaged swede
Why aren't you more like DemonDota?
He's an asian manlet but still he's
a) playing at TI
b) has a cute girlfriend
c) tries to get big despite asian genetics
>>150892458
>>150892315
someone edit alliance's achievements that they managed to beat grandgrant a 4k player who barely plays dota
What if reincarnation refreshes all items (except for refresher)
this goes for aegis reincarnate too.
>>150892417
>>150892479
>>150892669
>anally ravaged nacucks
rofl
>>150888561
THICCCc
have you ever had sex with a girl that would have been to fat and/or ugly to have sex with sober
>>150892653
a) I don't have enough autism to dedicate my whole life to a single video game. I can't play Dota for over 2 matches before I need a break off it. I can't understand how professional players can play this game restless for years.
b) I'm gay
c) I'm lazy
THERE'S LITERALLY AN UPDATE IN BETWEEN BATTLECUP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>150892927
lmao faggot
>>150892869
>sex
>>150892869
>have you ever had sex
no
>>150892927
lmao faggot
>>150892927
rofl faggot
>>150893086
>>150893169
>>150893240
Thanks for all the (You)s, friends ^_^
>>150892927
lmao, faggot
>>150893361
is this you fgt
>>150893361
ho ho ha ha FAGGOT
What did he mean by this?
>>>/gif/9051727
>>150893115
its when a male inserts his penis into a females vagina
>>150893552
whats a "vagina"?
>Auroth almost got an immortal this year
Sorry scalies, better luck next year
>>150893532
i like this weebum but it end somehow unsaarrisfinfly
>>150893637
the thing females have between their legs
>>150893361
show us your boypussy you faget
FUCK YOU D2G
now that i got your attention, i missed all of group B yesterday due to work. I've already watched secret games, what should i watch next. how were MVP?
>take years to find a game
>your pudge abandons 10 minutes in
poor fng
>>150893141
>no one accepted the offer
kek
MIGRATE WHEN READY
>>>/gif/9051727
>>>/gif/9051727
>>>/gif/9051727
>>>/gif/9051727
>>150893986
Yes, MVP
Their team discipline is impecable
>>150892693
BALLING OUTTA CONTROL
BUt that's stupid, with refresher you,d get 6. Fuckign 6 lives
>>150893986
Typical MVP
Fall flat on their face the moment they try to draft something conventional, destroy once they start playing like howler monkeys
>>150894058
>not making the thread in /wsg/
The fuck mang.
>tfw you realize that digital sports will always be, at best, offer merely a pale imitation of the hype, energy and joy that analog sports can provide
Bruno here, Icefrog liked the TI5 script of underdog Chinese team vs dominant Western team so much that we'll be repeating it. We're also giving MVP third because this winter we'll be debuting Dota 2 at the Korean PC BANGs with exclusive cosmetics and improved drop rates as Korea is still an untapped market for us.
>>150894578
>will always be, at best, offer merely
nice English shitskin, off yourself
>>150894578
what?
tennis is boring, soccer is boring, football is boring
what are you talking about
>>150894658
i did that thing where i make a shitpost and delete part of it and forget to check it
i'm sorry ok
i meant to say
>tfw you realize that digital sports will always, at best, offer merely a pale imitation of the hype, energy and joy that analog sports can provide
>>150894598
sounds great lad but could you make ehome win instead thatd be great thanks
GRANT ABOUT TO GO IN ON THAT THICC
>>150894737
>he isn't watching the olympics with /sp/
i pity you
even the womenlet weight lifting today alone was more hype than all of TI6 to this point combined
add in archery and cycling and it's better than everything since TI3
and that is day 1 of like 16 days
and it's the meme day where the worst sports go
there's so much to get to
even things that you think are bad end up being insanely gigabased like the fucking death march
>>150894813
>about to
Dude, they've been fucking for a while now.
>>150894813
>whats more american pakistan or syria
???gRanT is a cUckOld???
>>150894796
No, the whole Chinese winning theme doesn't resonate with attendees and fans (TI4 script was especially a mistake) and we have far more EU fans than CN ones.
its so exhausting playing lp that i barely want to play dota anymore after getting out
>>150894578
digital sports are already, just now, more popular than analogue sports.
The only thing that is missing is the coverage of the so called mainstream media.
But why would we need to adopt the so called professionalism of these kikeshits?
The future belongs to us, one way or the other.
>>150894937
so you are not actually watching sports, you are just shitposting
the same happens here and it's better since at least it is hype to watch the game
>>150895087
>S-STOP DOING THAT
>Y-YOU AREN'T ENJOYING THINGS
>YOUR FUN IS INVALID BECAUSE OF MY AUTISM
EVERY FUCKING TIME ON THESE FOUR FUCKING CHINS LMAO LMAO GIGALMAO
>>150894813
Hes a brave man
>>150894813
dont do it grant
you can do better
>>150895154
listen retard, what you just posted now applied to your own post here >>150894578
I want to sell most of my dota 2 hats. if there a way I can see which shit is worth the most rather than selling 100 hats for 3 cents
>>150894737
Hockey is the only real sport and interesting sport
>Hand Egg
>Fall Down and Feign Injuryball
>Basketball Americans being basketball Americans
>>150895187
>autistic walmart cashier
yeah somehow i don't think he can
>watch real sports
>your brain and body inherently feel the energy, joy, suffering and human experience of the event
>watch digital sports
>the only reason you feel `joy` is because you can shitposting on the internet against enemy countries
>d-digtal sports are just as good or better than real ones tho!
>>150895335
>S-STOP DOING THAT
>Y-YOU AREN'T ENJOYING THINGS
>YOUR FUN IS INVALID BECAUSE OF MY AUTISM
EVERY FUCKING TIME ON THESE FOUR FUCKING CHINS LMAO LMAO GIGALMAO
wtf I hate esports now
what do YOU think about black people?
post em
>newbee has PPD cornered in a draft
>EG has last pick
>you hear https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/5/56/Tech_spawn_01.mp3
What is your reaction?
>>150895272
that is a self-evident realization about reality though, not shittalking people with invalid opinions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kknRkj-teQQ
>that double GA
>that Repel
>that Rubick rampage
>>150895335
>>the only reason you feel `joy` is because you can shitposting on the internet against enemy countries
but that is the opposite, see here >>150894937
>>he isn't watching the olympics with /sp/
how do i become good at everything like fng
>great dota captain
>great dota player
>great quake player
>great looking
>great hair
>cute
>>150895335
you realize your a normie right?
the only way you have "fun" is talking with others, the more the better
the subject doesn't matter and the content doesn't
you are literally a normie, get out of here
>>150895471
she is at least 50 percent white
>>150895330
you can be anyone you want, on the internet
>>150895474
U have EHOME winning the whole thing.
you're good.
>>150895549
>REEE NORMIES GET OUT THIS IS MY SEKRIT CLUB
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
WITHOUT
FAIL
>>150895406
>pretending to enjoy things which are objectively inferior
>>150895471
Negresses are for breeding.
>>150895474
(you) saw it here first
>>150895471
whites=human 1.0
blacks=ape 2.0
asians=human 2.0 early access build
>>150895714
/r/ing wet sheever
>>150895707
>>pretending to enjoy things which are objectively inferior
see >>150895406
>superior /sp/ poster uses in-between TI dead time to gather easy (You)s off the gulag
Athletes are truly better in every way, degenerate NEETS and shitskins of the gulag btfo
>>150895707
>oh god I'm having fun
>what should I do
>better go tell people I'm having fun
normie
the only way you could get more normie was if you were an avatarfag, oh wait you sorta do that already
>>150895530
>a-all posting on /sp/ is shitposting between countries
>assuming that /sp/ is as bad as /d2g/ about banter
oh you sad, sad pathetic lad
>>150895471
>black people
>people
this meme needs to die
>>150895751
Lmao kys chink/gook
>>150895471
do you think she will be a good mother to her COLONIZED halfbreed kid?
>>150895751
>early access build
what do you mean by this
>>150895474
this is the repeat year bois
>>150895895
buggy and worse than current release in some ways but better in other
@150895847
>Athletes are better in every way
>AAAAAAAA I MANAGED TO BE AS RETARDED AS TO JUMP AND BREAK MY LEG IN TWO
lmoa
>>150895881
/sp/ is full of australians, so of course it's shitposting central
everything is spammed
>>150895846
>he _STILL_ does not understand the difference between "that is shit" and "y-y-y-you don't ACHTKUALLY like that thing"
>>150895850
>grrr i'm so miserable i wish everyone else was too
>how dare people share things which can make people less miserable
>all i know is suffering and misery, depressing and suicide ideation as i am the sterotypical boring 4chan gigaNEET
>>150895559
black people are actually more diverse, phenotypically speaking, than any other race.
just compare an east african to a west african for example
>>150895474
Sorry, gooks are taking it this year.
>>150895471
Oh you know....stuff
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1470535140506.webm
keep the (you)'s coming
>>pretending to enjoy things which are objectively inferior
see >>150895406
4K PLAYERS AN UP
HELLO
What cores deal with Morphling?
>>150896041
>being this assblasted and triggered by basedstralians, the zeitegeist of 4chan
t. reddit
>>150895725
get out
>>150896208
keep reddit posting please
>>150896278
i've been shibbolething redditors like you for a while now lad, why would i stop...?
>>150896162
just jungle his ward ganks
>>150896245
Oh fuck I'm an idiot.
Thanks for that senpai.
>>150896337
you are the reddit, keep it coming
yes fight, FIGHT!
>it turns out 90% of /sp/ is just bongs, americans aussies and a few leaves
never knew /sp/ was anglo general
>80 years ago Jesse Owens of the USA refuted Adolf Hitler's myth of Aryan supremacy by breaking the world record in the 200-meter race in the 1936 Olympic Games in Berlin, Germany
Dotards will defend this
>>150896162
Anyone with an aoe stun or a non disjoint able stun does a good job. Also people with blink daggers to wait for him to blink away then jump on him.
Or anyone who can end a game sub 30 minutes and deny the enemy team their own jungle.
>>150896396
>>150896245
>pick AM
>he uses replicate on you
>rape yourself with mana break
>>150894578
I'm pretty okay with pale imitations if it means I don't have to pretend to act hyped about a bunch of violent gorilla subhumans fumbling a ball back and forth and share my interest with normies
>>150896525
10/10 post right there lad
>>150895042
I really can't relate at all to your situation Anon but it sounds like Dota 2 might be better off without you
>>150896494
you can always blink out
slark gyro jugg tb are inferior vs morph
>>150896464
>the gulag, as its name implies, is literally the exact opposite
>the proverbial shitskin containment zone
>>150896525
>reee normies get out t. /jp/spie gigaNEET
>grrr i hate black people and also anyone who doesn't suffer from crippling internet-augmented autism
after seeing this post for the billionth time it's become a bit bland tbqh
>>150894578
nice try sp but there are no gets on video game generals
>>150896468
>tfw no one can defend aryan supremacy
thats it mane
>>150896685
it does wew my lads in an ironic way
but it makes total sense, the autoshibbolether on /sp/, /pol/ and /int/ keep shitskins away, akin to DDTs effects on mosquitos
all those non-whites gotta go somewhere, and since analog sports are verboten to them, they cling onto the digitized, non-flag-board, version.
>>150896685
most of the gulag is EU and NA
>>150896748
What's wrong normie? Feeling a bit outclassed? Why don't you retreat to whatever social media scumhive you came from and smash the like button or something
All you're doing here is cementing our hatred for filthy normies such as yourself, eat shit turdmeister
>>150896943
>pretending all those thirdies don't exist
wew
just because on d2g we assume
>anti-NA = EU
>anti-EU = NA
doesn't actually mean that
there are a lot of salty non-whites on this general which we inevitably group in with the opposition.
>>150896468
>refuted the myth of aryan supremacy
because some animals can run faster? cheetahs can run faster than humans too
>>150896943
>im am indonesian.....
>here in singapore cafe....
L
TO
THE
FUCKING MAO
THIS IS WHAT NIGERIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
>>150897032
all I see in that image is that /sp/ is shitskin and reddit central
g-guys im totally white please believe me here is a picture with me and Slacks
CHIPENKO or FNG
99% of people get it wrong
Hi faggots.
If you are Core / Farming AA you build Aghs first item. That is all. It's one of the better Aghs upgrades in the game and is only often not picked up because AA's farming ability is weaker without high levels. He's also not a good core. But if you are in that predicament where you have no mid laner. You go aghs. First. Every time.
>>150897093
>SP on full damage control
AHAHAH CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>i like cheering for BBC omgY
>cucked into brazil THE LITERAL SHITSKIN CONTAINMENT TWO FUCKING TIMES SINCE FIFA
how THE """""MIGHTY""""" HAVE FALLEN
i forgot nu-whites meant cuckoldry these days xD
>>150897002
>/jp/spie gigaNEET spams his masturbation fodder
could not get more routine
lmao
i think the insane deadness of this gigadead thread inbetween TI stages might have decived you into thinking this is some kind of a refuge for your kind
it feels good to know that as you are a /jp/spie, you have something like a 95% chance of taking your own worthless life within the next year or two.
Shit dude you're probably already almost 30 at this point aren't you? You've wasted your entire life with literally nothing to show for it.
Even your coposters on /jp/ are necking themselves at a rate 100 of times higher than any demographic on this depressed shithole
>>150897180
Why is he wearing sneakers with a fucking suit?
NA/EU has won every major
now notice how many events shitskins win in the Olympics :)
>>150897110
>he doesn't even understand that d2g was tricked into getting revealed by the /sp/ autoshibbolether
d2g got a get on /sp/
linked it on d2g
d2g then revealed their flags
speaking of which, why isnt Olympics hosted on a white country?
He brings up a good point, why don't we have Flags yet? I want to bully EUtards without them falseflagging as the land of Freedom.
>>150897439
im sure that is how your reddit mind thinks
>>150897312
Your banal obsession with status is cute but the fact that you are here this instant, trying desperately to validate your existence by making turboNEETs feel sad says an embarrassing amount about you and I think you're fully aware of it
Piss off, you won't find any salvation here you lowest denominator empty piece of trash
can you idiots shut the fuck up and tell me when Pitlord is getting revealed already
@150897656
>bullied so hard for being a /jp/spie, the lowest form of life on 4chan, he switched back to /a/utism reaction images
>>150897312
this is a great pasta to be spammed for barbosa
>>150897298
don't get me wrong lad i've never been on /sp/ and certainly don't watch sports aka niggerdisplay
>>150897749
Pitlord reveal was last week lad
>>150897823
feel free to reuse it, but is that moortugese retard a /jp/spie or just a run of the mill animeNEET
t-thanks for bumping our dead thread...
>tfw 2k and won a tier 7 battle cup as pos1 carry
fuck this shit coposters wont take the bait
>>150897950
ill take ur bait anon point me in the right direction :3
>>150897936
someone should do a version with "DEFEATED" letter collage at the bottom
>>150897792
Thanks for the @, it's a far rarer currency than (You)
>>150897924
hes the leader of the weaboos here
he is always targetted ban there but not in vg
i havent played dota in 3 years
who is the best pubstomp noob molestor when queueing by yourself these days?
>>150898108
>>150898230
arc warden
>>150898230
Slark or Morphling
>>150898093
>w<
DOTURD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T
U
R
D
>W<
>>150898230
slark or timbershit
>>150898230
Sven
>>150898345
hello doturd nobody wants to pick me, what's wrong with me?
>>150898230
Techies
>>150898589
Your stun is garbage and your STR gain is bad.
>>150898589
ur hats suk bitch
post spells that should be removed from the game
>>150896162
Manaburn and a stun/silence
>>150898798
Nah, ice wall is worse
>>150898798
Mana Leak
Glimpse
Dark Pact
Reaper's Scythe
>>150898589
rainDROP TURD
RAIN
DROP!!!!KYAAAH
I haven't played since I saw the last major patch and instantly dropped it.
Is the pub meta still fight 24/7, or do ricing hard carries actually have a chance?
>tfw you'll never be as based as James
>>150898798
>10 billion pure damage global nuke
Why does it even exist
>>150898798
Chronosphere has been the most broken spell in existence you literally cannot prove me wrong. Void is meta despite multiple nerfs and reworks because of this fucking spell.
>>150898949
Sven and Morph are the only ricers with a chance and Morph only in 6K MMR plus.
>>150899067
Damageless Void is not played primarily for BadReversePolatiy but for his Wex
>no esports
uhh doturds????
>>150899178
I think you meant his Quas
>>150899034
S K I L L S H O T
>>150899178
but his wex isnt level anymore till past 10?
I haven't played or watched since the last TI, what has changed since?
>>150898987ONE WHOLE ALCOHOL
>>150899112
>people playing morph
Jesus christ
>>150899034
There almost no better feeling than sniping a retard with SS, maybe a 3+ kill with Mana Void
>>150899254
Quas lets him offlane to get levels for his BadRP
>>150899067
Chrono is fine, it's a double-edged sword that creates disaster even at the pro level
bet you're one of the losers who cried about old backtrack too huh
>tfw winning matched with a 4-men stack
I haven't watched or played since ever because I am blind, what does Alch ult sound like?
>>150899336
It also let's him carry though because negating nukes let's him play greedily and postpone BKB
>>150899383
Huuuuh Huuuuh Huuuuh Huuuuh
>>150899375
>tfw sabotaged the game because 4-man stack made me solo offlane as a firstpick VS
>>150899178
But Wex is Invoker's, not Void's lol???
>>150899446
It doesn't negate nukes, it negates "poke" which is really all you need in an offlane.
His Wex is an AoE Doom on a fraction of the cooldown. Sure no damage, but who cares when you literally dont even have to pick a target or stay near them
>team says 'gg'
>I say 'bg'
hehe that'll show those fuckers
>>150899647
Baka anon-kun
>>150899307
reminder that there literally existed triggered NEETs that posted this unironically
people that furious that james was a chad who reminded them of the guy who shoved them into lockers before they dropped out of life
>play 4 games
>win them all
>all I had to do was pick OP supports like KOTL, Ogre and ET
>>150896671
i call a few people stupid and the game puts me back in lp like clockwork
this system is broken, meanwhile courier feeders playing the game fine as long as they dont do it every game
Let's see them brackets.
who is this redditor here that keeps posting
everyone loves james
>>150897347
le business casual
>>150899741
What are you talking about? I love James. And I can't wait to try out his new game
>Secret fans will come crawling out of the woodwork the second their team wins 1 meaningless game
>They dare show their faces after Poopey was outplayed at 4D chess by PPD
How can one fanbase be so disgusting? Even Navi fans weren't this bad. What's worse is that most Secret posters use anime images, It makes me physically ill...
>>150899856
Your behavior score is so low (probably 5k or 4k) that just a few reports low prio you.
>>150899879
Did James ever release any new info on his new game? I was really looking forward to it way back when.
>>150899809
>KotL supporting me
>nuking my creepwaves with his horse beam
>constantly pinging me to stop farming and come attack the mana leaked offlaner
>no wards because he's rushing aghs
>woops he accidentally another creepwave
>no pulls because he's too busy mana leaking the enemy under their tower
This is what I get for not picking jungle
>>150900010
animeNEETs are truly the lowest form of life on earth tbqh
>>150900101
yea dude, it got kickstarted
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/84288219/diabotical-by-the-gd-studio
>>150899978
Same here it looked fun.
>>150900089
yes, thats basically it
i used to be maybe 2-3k before climbing back up to 5-6k
i'm gonna check my score now
>>150900010
Except secret wont beat lgd, even with the standin
They'll just post pieliecry or some shit and deny that Envy did anything wrong
>>150900284
alright its 3746
kill me please
>>150900284
>>150900414
Must suck to lack any self-control whatsoever
9K+ goodboy here, I basically get to do whatever I want as long as I rein it in once in a while
>>150886817
I think I recall Sing mentioning at some point that he prefers to play competitively. He can have fun memeing around in pub games but he likes to play pro games more.
This is from quite a while back so I might be making shit up.
>>150900414
You're already dead. I have a 2 year old account that is at like 6k behavior score and I am never touching that shit. If I drop below 8k on my main I play unranked casual gamemodes until it is 9k again.
>>150900010
I used to hate Secret but now I'm cheering them on because they're the underdog
I've even started watching anime and it's fucking amazing
Anyone got some anime recommendations for me?
>>150900414
might want to keep it down
unless enjoy the banter
>Dota will never be good again
>>150900563
Nah that's true. It was an interview with him and TobiWan in Singapore or the Philippines.
>>150900550
russians trigger me so fucking hard
they never fucking budge either, if they say mid they're not fucking moving
>>150900674
im not grinding another account up to 5.6k
thats way too fucking time consuming
>>150900118
Funny. My problem is my laners diving through a creepwave to try and manfight a PMS core because I mana leaked then and was getting free hits in outside creep aggro range.
Like goddamn. Let me harass them so when you hit level 5 they'll be low enough to die to a chakra magic double nuke. Or they move and burn though like 30% of their mana so they can't nuke you. Stop taking 200 damage from creeps you morons.
>77% win rate with KotL
>>150900710
naruto!
>>150900814
Yeah but the lower the behavior score the more Russians you will get.
>>150900710
the one where two cute girls kiss
>>150900710
bokusatsu tenshi dokruo chan
>>150900710
sakamichi no apollon, kuragehime
if you want shounen shit just go to mal
Post 'em
Weaver has such a low hp pool, i can do well in the laning stage but when the enemy cores start to get too big to burst i've trouble finding pickoffs.
tl;dr What non-meme items can i build in the weaver to increase my hp pool in the mid game?
>>150900710
Great Teacher Onizuka
>>150901104
LMAO
>>150900190
Dude nice, looks good. Here's hoping it has a good launch.
>>150901116
Build a bkb
The best way to avoid nukes is to deny their ability to use nukes.
Survivablility and damage do not exist together for balancing reasons. You can buy
>damage and no health
>health and utility
>a little damage utility and health
The only item that grants survivability and lots of damage is Buttefly.
>>150901104
>tfw seeing the C9 logo made me smile
2014 C9 will never ever be a team again and it makes me sad.
>>150901116
yolo it out with a magic wand
>>150877173
im Swedish, i claim the fair win as mine
what did i miss, ive been working 24/7
>>150901116
just go treads medallion linkens stygian
What were some of the most exciting pro matches in the past six month that are must watches?
Must featureat least 1 asian team
>>150895471
>>150895714
>Kay is now married and has a child
>you are still here
>still 2k mmr
>>150901549
Liquid vs Secret at Shanghai :^)
>>150897467
Le cultural diversity face
>>150898798
no contest
>>150901501
yuros thinking they won a TI
>>150900710
everything by these studios
>Gainax
>SHAFT
>Trigger
>>150901549
Chink dota was a shambles ever since TI5 ended, just go watch DK-EG TI4 upper bracket matches or something, or anything pre TI5 with VG
>>150901549
Isn't that the hot as fuck pole vaulter from like USC or UCLA like three or four years ago. She was all over the net.
>>150877325
>Me and friend plays
>I'm support, he is hard carry
>I forget to buy wards
>He buys a 4 stack of wards and tell me I'm a bad support
>Tell him he is right but ask why didn't he just tell me to buy them
>"To teach you a lesson"
>He keeps buying wards as soon as they get of cool-down
>We loose the match because slightly under-farmed carry
I am mad and I'm never forgetting to buy wards ever again...
>>150901726
>Trigger
lol
>>150901662
Nah. The problem is how Cleave is pure damage.
The easiest way to kill the enemy carry as Sven is to jump on the Support because you'll cleave for double the damage you'd auto attack them for.
>>150901946
Sounds like your friend learned from Team Secret's rEEtard.
>>150901946
That's stupid unless he bought sentries, any good carry can recoup the cost of obs in seconds.
how much adderall do i have to take to get on a TI team
>>150900010
>he gets upset by posts about a professional video game playing team he sees on a chinese cartoon imageboard
swnl :3
>>150902137
The scene has moved away from that horrible stuff.
It's all about eating bath salts by the gram.
>>150902137
>using drugs to play in TI
Enjoy your ban
Just chug down some energy drinks and you're good to go
Made it out of this bracket of death
these were the best teams NA
>>150902137
u need meth
>>150902137
aderall has been shown to negatively impact your performance in team games
>>150902307
>Harambe Love
>beats [TACO]
>beats LGBT Gaming
Very nice
>>150902307
Dick out, my man
Well done
>>150902307
immortals for harambe
>>150902407
oh damn I misread the bracket somehow
Reminder you don't need to add "timing" after every sentence.
>>150901104
>C9
Hello darkness
>>150902526
Also, this isn't fucking starcraft, if you use that term you're literally retarded.
>>150902285
Does Valve drug test now?
>>150902348
source
>>150902324
That's a poison at any dose
>>150902121
this whole story and anyone who supports it is retarded. only in sub 2000mmr or maybe 3k on US mmr inflated servers would you lose the game because your carry is down 400 gold because of 'wards'
>>150902121
With invisibility being so cheap (sometimes free) why are sents so expensive anyways? Supports will bankrupt themselves trying to prevent a Riki from farming them meanwhile Riki just goes and farms jungle or waits for team fights and is hardly slowed down.
What if sents were cheaper and couple be bought one at a time, but you were limited in sents the same way obs are.
Or honestly just 100 gold sents at 1 a piece would be fine. I find having to buy them in duos to be extremely arbitrary.
>>150902679
do you even know what adderall does aside from mental stimulant you fucking junkie
>>150902679
>implying adderall doesn't have any long term effects
>>150902709
You probably don't play ranked and if you did you would be sub 1000 mmr, your knowledge of dota is retarded, you should be on leddits dota sub with this much autism.
Sentries cost 200 because they have a special feature, they DENY vision. Granting vision is cheap, denying it is pricey, however, if you use a sentry and kill a ward, thats 100gold, so it instantly refunds half the cost of the sents. A sentry in the mid lane will stop him from getting ganked, but a sentry in the safelane means you counter gank riki when he pops up, and you get the gold back for the cost of the sents.
They're also unlimited.
God how are you this retarded
>>150902709
I agree playing position 5 vs. a Riki or Nyx is a fucking nightmare when I have no good gem carriers on my team and no lane to farm for sentries in
>>150901985
>OG in WB finals
>also in LB finals
>somehow both navi and OG advance to grand finals
>>150902679
Yes
>>150902307
everyone congratulating this tier 5
whats that, like 3k mmr? grats you won against retards. Come play in Tier 7 battlecup if you want to experience dota in its purest form
>>150903013
wtf sry im drunk
>>150903076
u jelly
Guys how much the pudge hook gonna cost? I want it but im not sure if i get treasures to try the unboxbecause it might become to expensiveor i better save the money to just purchase one.
>>150902957
I'm 3k and sure that's not great but calling anyone you disagree with 1k is a bit retarded and shows that you think anyone who doesn't have the same opinion as you is retarded. Which is retarded.
>the gulag doesn't even know adderall and meth are literally both *-amphetamine
>implying there is any appreciable difference between (dextro/levo)-amphetamine and the methyl version
>>150903273
under 10$ first week maybe rise to 30$ after a few months
PSA for late night NA posters
Reminder that NA posting time is soon coming to an end and yuros will begin posting more frequently.
Things to expect:
Increase in Anime pictures
Gameshitting
Reciting the Quran
Restricted Posting (as opposed to Freedom posting)
Talk of Navi OG or Secret winning TI
Blogging
""""""Bantz"""""""
Ctrl + c of reddit posts
your welcome and may God Bless America
>>150903273
will probably cost 5 keys on dota2trade
up to you though since this general have hate boner for good tools like reddit
d*g bless
>>150903716
thanks for the heads up based zaiposter
tho i have to say
>11:30pm EST on a saturday
>late night NA
>>150903716
euro posting doesn't start for like 5 hours
>>150903702
>>150903787
Thanks anons, this is the good part of a dead game.
>>150903847
not their NEETs anyway
yuronormies will be posting in like 3hrs
you have a good point though, most any yuros you come across in the next 3 hours are aussies or thirdie falseflags
and usually the non-NEET yuros don't shitpsoting that much. NEETs are the ones who do 90% of the shitposting on 4chan
>no /d2g/ carry to support
>>150902957
I mean, or you put a ward mid, they see Riki coming, he blink strikes in because sents have tiny detection radius, Riki pops some and your carry dies .5 seconds after you tp in.
call me a madman
>>150903702
are all the immortals like that after firstwave?
cheap then gradually become expensivenewfag here
>>150903076
>dota in its purest form
>be literally me
>can only play tier 7
>1.2k friend invites me to play battlecup
>him and his 3 other 1k friends have to select tier 7
>hes super excited because he believes mmr is busted because he plays only supports (lion, cm, rubick)
>first match
>game was over at 16 minutes
>he was forced to call gg because we couldnt leave the fountain
>he hasn't played dota in 8 days
Dota in its purest form indeed.
>>150902709
the day sents become limited is the day i stop playing dota
>>150903956
>don't shitpsoting
its funny i always notice these grammatical mistakes whenever youre shitposting
>>150904010
>when you supposed to be playin' dead but dat ass brings you to life
>>150903983
generally speaking if you want to buy an immortal buy it on the first day it will reach its lowest price then, most immortals hold or increase their value but some shitty ones become trash
they do eventually lose value i,e, a new immortal replacing comes out
When will they learn?
>>150904142
yeah idk i type like 150wpm and 4chan is the last thing that is worth any effort so i'm not about to fucking proofread my random ctrl+enter's now am i
i mean having the wrong word isn't going to change if someone gets mad/replies or not, now is it
>>150903983
They jump from low to high and then they stay in the same price, i got a totem for ES and is now 5 bucks, havent move that price for one year. its value was 3 bucks for a long time
well memed.
>>150903716
Jokes on you I'm an American OGfangirl now what you stupid overrated dotard.
>>150903982
>fnatic beating alliance
>liquid beating eg
>>150902782
Kind of, not really my thing. I'll just google around and see if you were joking or not.
>>150902881
I can't really think of another drug that is so addictive and so intensely stimulating that junkies will risk an explosive synthesis in a soda bottle just to get their fix.
>>150903693
Redpill the gulag :^ ) As far as I know Methamphetamine is way more potent than its other family members.
>>150902650
>>150902526
timings aren't that bad of a concept in dota.
gold leads do not matter unless they translate into being an item ahead of your opponent.
It's like in starcraft where you start a huge engagement before your upgrades finish. Going high ground before your next round of items (and thus, your advantage) kicks in is poor play.
But I'm just an armchair dota analyst.
>>150904396
triggered
tits or gtfo
>>150904337
i fucking hope you got 2 ips to shitpost for at the same time
one tablet for d2gay
one pc for sp
>queue mid 5k dota at 05:44
>no one shows mmr
>dont know if i should dodge or not
>>150904417
if fnatic can 2-0 secret they can 2 - 0 alliance
liquid tends to do well against EG
>>150904421
>potency
literally a meme characteristic of a pharmacological substance
you just
*gasp*
take more
or
*inhales deeply*
*contemplates life and the universe*
*does coordinate substitute*
...
take
less
Playing my first game in 2 weeks
who should I play?
>>150904396
are you a girl or a "girl"
anyone got any pod-chan pics?
>>150904421
its bad on team oriented games because you are prone to focus alot more on what you do. supports ganking, tp reactions or whatever shit your allies are calling you for will be missed
its really good for csgo since its 1v10 : the game
>>150904560
Be more specific? You're the one saying methamphetamine == amphetamine.
>>150904665
mirana (assuming you have 1000 mirana games since wc3 like everyone else)
>>150904665
kotl or ogre
>>150904704
I think you're trying to ask, "are you girl (female) or girl (male)?"
>>150904774
hardly, I only played Reign of Chaos dota with the siege engine hero
>>150904761
tghey literally have the exact same effects, side effects, and share an exact cross-tolerance
they are the same drug, meth is just more potent
it's like fucking fentanyl and morphine
same fucking thing, both opiates.
just one is more potent
what idiots do is conflate the effects of ROA and abuse/misuse with prescription
>zomg adderall is from le doctor it can't be le bad
>zomg meth is evil street immediate death fi you use it
these retards don't even know what desoxyn is (hint : its literally prescription meth)
why am i sperging out?
all you need to know is this
>ADDERALL IS LITERALLY METH
>METH IS LITERALLY ADDERALL
>THOSE 50% OF COLLEGE STUDENTS ON ADDY ARE JUST USING LOW-DOSE METH
>>150904845
this picture leads me to believe your a girl (female)
>>150904345
what totem? deep magma?
sold mine for 7 bucks
>>150904845
>this low mmr
yup, we're definnitely dealing with a badmale here
>>150904895
You're wrong actually.
t. former meth abuser
Amphetamine is a lot less euphoric and functional than methamphetamine even in similar dosages adjusted for per weight strength.
Meth is also a lot more neurotoxic and a lot more emphathic as it's serotonin release affinity is a lot higher than amphetamine.
That being said adderall is even more different as its 4 isomers of amphetamine in one pill
Just randomed Ogre Magi
what do I build?
anyone wanna play
>>150905150
ring - aether lens - aghanim
>>150905053
i thought someone might bring up neurotoxicity or know nuances but i simplified for the gulag
a lot of it is due to abuse and other shitty things people do on the drug (not eat, not sleep, etc)
the nuances of the specific receptor interactions between variants of *amphetamine are usually too complex for the gulag to understand without missing the point
you are right about levo/dextro amp in adderall though. From what i've heard the best situation is the 100% pure D-amp kinds, (or vyvannse which is just a prodrug for dextroamphetamine)
>>150905150
Aghs->Satanic
>>150905235
taigo?
>>150905150
oov and mangoes. Then whatever, soul ring is good on him, veil is p good, but ogre can just buy whatever.
>>150905309
taigo?
>>150905235
>animeNEET gameshitter
can the gulag get any lower
What was he thinking when he decided to drop Misery (Veteran who made it to every TI) and W33 (young pubstar midplayer with skills comparable to miracle or sumail)
in exchange for
Arteezy (a man with a proven history of team killing THE SAME FUCKING TWO TEAMS) and well I'll forgive the bulba thing since he was just outplayed by a superior captain.
>>150905390
what if I'm a customgameshitter and NOT an animeNEET
>it's a `based pharmacybros` episode on the gulag
>>150905268
>a lot of it is due to abuse and other shitty things people do on the drug (not eat, not sleep, etc)
You can't simplify it like this. Even when adjusted per weight strength methamphetamine is SIGNIFICANTLY more neurotoxic than amphetamine.
>be muted
>team spends 1 minute at the start of the game agreeing that they should "finish early"
>veno farms for 20 minutes
>comes to no team fights
>might just be the highest dps hero in the game at level 6
>invoker farms midas
>finish early
>they start blaming me for feeding
>literally no one helping me fight
>on 100% of kills
Is this real fucking life? How fucking shit do you need to be to not understand WORDS that YOU ARE SPEAKING.
>>150904895
Chill out. I've read that Meth is neurotoxic even at therapeutic doses whereas Amphetamine is not. I also read some old study claiming Meth directly accelerates cellular aging but I don't know enough about pharmacology to know if Amphetamine had the same effect. Those reasons, along with le shake and bake are the big reasons I think of Meth as one of the most significant drugs to ever use. It's not really something to take lightly even if the effects have been exaggerated by shitty research, like overdosing rats.
What the fuck happened to moon stream? I haven't seen him stream in like years
I used to watch and even played with him back in 2010/11
neva eva senpai
rack city
>>150904168
Im not so sure about that. Recent immortal releases doesnt change that much drastically compared to say drow mask
>>150905515
if you aren't taking NMDA receptor antagonists like memantine to prevent/reduce excitotoxicity when doing amphetamines you are doing it wrong anyway
>>150905693
>memantine
Implying drug addicts bother to take this shit.
When I IV'd meth for a short period of time I'd go full autist with vitaminstacks and taking shit like racetams/l-tryptophan/etc. Probably didn't do shit but it made me feel more comfortable.
>BH is badriki
-d2g
>bisexuals
>neets
>poltards
>shitskins
>junkies
are there any demographic d2g doesnt have (yet) lol
>>150905686
I said replace
for example the skadi immortal dropped 2$ with the release of the slark immortal
immortals drop value when a new set comes out that has a decent part that replaces it
>Aegis of the Immortal is literally two dicks touching
>>150905668
>Those reasons, along with le shake and bake are the big reasons I think of Meth as one of the most significant drugs to ever use. It's not really something to take lightly even if the effects have been exaggerated by shitty research, like overdosing rats.
not really
people are LITERALLY prescirbed meth to take on a daily basis
1. ROA is huge, IV or Nasal or smoking dramatically increases rate of addiction versus standard pill consumption (i forget the technical term). it's all related to how fast the drug spikes in your bloodstream and the time between when you use it and when you feel the effect
2. heroin is way worse, opiates are fucking super shit tier bad drugs with no redeeming qualities, awful withdrawal, and ruin you forever. at least people get shit done on speed (half the fucking country has an addy script).
3. as long as you're not a meth abuser, speed withdrawl is literally just "you become a lazy fucking NEET" for a period of some days or worst case, week or two. literally you just sleep, eat, and shitpost, oh no. meanwhile alcohol and benzos fucking kill you and opiates make you want to die
4. Abusing hallucinogens literally fucks you vision up forever (hellloo HPPD
5. shit like MDMA actually will ruin your fucking receptors for a long time, you really cannot use that on any kind of regular basis as i understand or you get fried hardcore
>>150905901
that's hot
Guys how do I Puck? I always feel like i'm dealing NODAMAGE unless I go dagon, but then again
>building dagon ever
>>150905901
>he doesn't dock
Lmao
>>150905857
i'm not talking about addicts tho, they're always helpless
If you struggle to time your initiation with an allied spirit breaker you have down syndrome and shouldn't even have 3k mmr. Though apparently some of you do.
>>150905894
i get that. i was thinking about buying multiple immortals off the market for the cheap price but it turns out the prices dont really change that much so i guess its not worth it
Rate my prediction
>>150905961
Not who you're replying to but I can definitely add my 2 cents to this.
IV'd methamphetamine was by far the most euphoric and addictive thing I've ever done, but it did not get me hooked.
IV'd heroin was extremely euphoric for about 3 minutes and great for half an hour before turning into nauseous hell while not being able to stay awake. Methamphetamine is definitely a lot more euphoric the first time.
Statistically you're more likely to stay on IV heroin than meth though, so that's true.
Also speed withdrawal is worse than opiate withdrawal IMO despite being only mental, feels fucking horrible when your receptors are fried vs just feel sick like opiate withdrawal.
>hey guys let's all take Adderall, the only way to git gud at dota, and start a dota team
>What should we call it
>Speed gaming
you can't make this shit up, yet they did.
>>150905892
nobody is talking about taking opiates though
>>150906345
>reading comprehension
>>150906149
bad
>>150906149
>EG dropped a game to LGD after LGD got exposed
>Dropped two games to Alliance (LOL)
>grand finals
Lmaoo
>>150906413
>doesn't know junkie only refers to people who do opiates
>>150906221
what do you know about EC (ephedrine+caffeine) stack? is it harmful in any way?
>>150905992
Puck can chase for days with less threat of being punished than other heroes, so between your spells you have to attack-move a lot. Start by trading attacks while phase shifting spells (or attacks), when your rival starts retreating you chase with orb, keep attack moving and dodging shit with phase shift
Does adderall help you study?
Im 25 and my head is literally empty even though i studied a lot.
>>150892404
should I get not-frostmourne?
>>150906478
its one of the original memestacks for energy and weightloss, far far better than that awful meme coffee some faggot invented
i fucking hate that millenial nu-male memeatic coffee if you can't tell
Reminder it took picking the worst heroes in the game, pudge and stinker for wings to lose against OG and EG
>>150906459
>junkie
>(in terms of drug abuse) applies to someone addicted to a narcotic-- such as heroin, morphine, opium, codeine, and methadone
>>150906428
What the fuck are you even trying to say?
>>150906516
U might be retarded
>>150905961
You make good points. I don't have anything against stimulant users btw. I sometimes enjoy them myself, except those times where I had a suicidally depressive crash at low doses. And yeah, HPPD is probably one of the worst things a drug can to do someone. I quit using hallucinogens forever because I'd get temporary horrible episodes of it even weeks after a trip.
>>150906617
>lists a bunch of opiates to prove me wrong
.. ok!
>>150906630
hahaha
>>150902881
it doesn't
>>150906630
Can it help with that?
>>150906149
>n0lans winning a TI
yeah sure m8
>>150906478
Guy who you responded to replying here.
EC is pretty much a /fit/ memestack but it works pretty well. It's definitely harmful in the long run but nobody takes it for extended periods of time anyways so unless you have a heart condition you'll be perfectly fine.
I took it for a bit and it definitely helps with appetite suppression, but if you want to lose weight fast then DNP
>>150906693
> most euphoric and addictive thing I've ever done, but it did not get me hooked.
now that the dust has settled, is this the most beautiful woman in the dota 2 community?
>>150906616
Pudge is a legit roaming support these days fuck off.
reminder arteezy "was" the best mid in the world because he won as razor against dk
reminder you literally cannot mention 1 (ONE) non honeypot lan won by arteezy
>these days every modern esport team is rife with adderall (ab)use
>the world will never, ever know what pharmacological substances went into the making of mouzsports
>>150906878
Purge
>all this talk about adderall
>remember the only time I was at my peak was when I was on the thing
Still a bullshit drug, I like eating
>>150906757
Sadly, no.
>>150906878
It's not like she has much competition. Sheever's practically a grandma now.
>>150906894
This made me laugh a lot I dunno why
>>150885753
>1 (ONE)
>>150906892
>1 (ONE)
???
>>150906892
dendi was the best mid in the world because he was on his amphetamine honeymoon and tolerance hadn't started to build
s4 was the best mid in the world because he was on his amphetamine honeymoon and tolerance hadn't started to build
rtz was the best mid in the world because he was on his amphetamine honeymoon and tolerance hadn't started to build
miracle is the best mid in the world because he is on his amphetamine honeymoon and tolerance has not yet started to build
>>150906878
she's about a 5
annedroid is a solid 8.5
>>150906872
I'm the guy who said that, not the guy you're arguing with or replying to lol.
But yes, I didn't get hooked on meth even though it was the best thing I've ever done.
Actually meth+heroin in the same syringe was, but it was so good I barely remember.
>friends know Dota is the only thing I care about
>they go the most stupid of lanes like Ember/Timbersaw and lose
>blame someone else, usually the only guy not in our party
I fucking hate this game.
reminder that s4 is the worlds best mid player because his team won ti3
reminder you literally cannot mention 1 (one) non-ti3 lan lost by s4
>post rtz
>easy fucking guaranteed replies
>>150906894
Okay, I laughed. Seriously though, 100~ pounds of weed and 2 benadryl crates. Probably.
>>150906995
because it's absurd and true and the absolute last thing you expected during drugposting is a random mouzshitter
>>150907090
is this how females shitpost?
>>150906878
hex her please!
>>150907027
yeah you basically took opiate
>>150906894
>>150907106
>benadryl crates
>>150904430
>ate] [Auto] 110 new posts
Yes they are a bad concept in dota.
In starcraft, if something is going to happen, it will happen at a precise moment. Dota simply has too many variables and things left to chance. I haven't played starcraft in a very long time, but something along the lines of "6 min roach push into 14 min mutalisk" would happen.
Whereas in dota, you might get a 10 min blink on bat, it might be 15, you don't know what lane he's going to gank, or whether it's going to be successful or not. Hell, you don't even know if he's getting a blink first.
>no esports all weekend
>have normie shit to do Monday
Kill me lads
>>150907168
not as gay as you gay loving fuck!
>>150906894
Im misssing the joke here
Context?
>>150907310
>not watching the olympics
who can stop them?
why wasn't she invited? Technically she deserved it more than Aneen but reddit hated her because she was Straya. Does that make llama our girl now?
>>150907436
>white cucks sitting in the back watching negroids get praised in a third world shithole
really makes you think
>>150907445
shes somehow uglier than anne
>>150907434
>he wasn't around for mouzsports
>he didn't get to experience bamboe dota
that sucks man
imagine batshit retarded stupid insane stuff like every single fucking game - stuff like diving T3s at 4 minutes in.
throws like you wouldn't believe
a fairly strong fanbase on the gulag despite never winning anything ever i think
then lost to time
>>150907445
probably bc anne doesn't make people cringe as much
plus having a plus size mommmy around is way more pleasant than having that ausie dyke
>>150907445
jew listens reddit breh
>>150907445
Because having a voice that doesn't make 99% of viewers' ears bleed and a minimum 3k mmr game knowledge is apparently needed.
>>150907563
>a fairly strong fanbase on the gulag despite never winning anything ever i think
lol that seems like a roller coaster ride
which teams would contend for that nowadays? secret?
>>150906815
What's DNP?
>>150907651
>maut
>>150907658
there is no team like them (and the gulag is way way different now than it was then)
lets be honest the only reason secret has fans is animeposters bandwagoning EE, some falseflags and like 1 or 2 rtzshits left
mouz had fans because of their stupid hilarious playstyle and players
and the gulag was less "region wars played by proxy via dota teams" back then so if the team you rooted for lost it wasn't 2 threads of shitposting
>>150907764
2,4-Dinitrophenol
>>150907862
i think it all started when eg won? usa spam and all
>>150907445
No because Annee is fucking OUR GUY Grant which canonically makes her our girl.
is /fit/ good enough at gear to evade professional detection like at the olympics?
this image makes me lol :)
>>150907864
Uh, reading about this shit makes it sound super scary. Is it really safe to take for a short time? Like no actual lasting damage?
>>150908005
haha me too
>>150908005
that's a funny image anon, you're a funny guy. i hope you have a nice day and continue to post in this manner
is Drow the new pubstomper guys? I miss the days i spammed OD... What r u guys using to climb mmr?
>>150908231
i dont play anymore lmao
nice game volvo
>>150907992
is Grant casting the main event?
>>150907778
>3k
>>150907994
Yeah, turns out you can fit a whole sleeping bag inside of your rectum with enough reps.
>>150908048
Try cutting back on your daily calorie intake before anything else. It's easier and way safer.
>>150908048
Not really. Usually you boil it down with bleach and start taking it periodically.
>>150908048
It's relatively safe if you take it as you're supposed to with a supplement stack ETC.
but if you OD, you die 100% guaranteed
so just dont take too much
>no ti until monday
>>150908315
no he's gonna be at ti
>>150908048
If you're seriously asking about how to take a substance that will kill you unless you know exactly what you're doing on a mexican bottling company website you should just take the shorter path and buy a strong rope that wont break on your fatass on amazon and kill yourself
Just take EC its way simpler 2bh. Or, you know, work out and stop eating like a retard
>>150908048
yea just take a whole lot you lazy fat fuck don't bother going for a walk or not eating like a pig, just do some drugs
>>150908315
I'd hope they let him cast a couple of 1 sided EG games vs some shitter like ESC or something
>>150907864
Dumb Numiko Poster
>>150908419
OH FUCK
Is his career over
>>150908419
Holy shit... he's fucked.
>>150908425
but working out is too much work and controlling how i eat takes too much self control
how do i get a 6pack ez
>>150908546
If you're not underaged just go to the supermarket and pick one up man
>>150908546
I typically use a permanent black marker for that
>>150908419
>meanwhile EG complain about beds being too hard
>>150908546
UK-YS if mostly taken these days if you don't want to go to the gym.
Probably alot easier than DNP
What drugs do you guys do when theres no dota on? I take a fuck ton of benadryl and watch as spiders come out of holes in my wall and air their legs out
>>150908231
I don't deserve to climb if I can't win with random heroes
We'll all make it someday...
So are fantasy points bugged again?
>>150908821
alcohol and feels
>>150908546
If you actually think about how little time per week you have to spend working out to get in shape you would laugh your ass off. The only hard part is staying consistent.
>>150908767
>UK-YS
googling no returns?
>>150908840
Yeah
how come nahaz isn't at the panel, but charlie and pyrionflax are allowed
>>150908821
They air their legs out? Is it like jeans?
>>150908840
>he didn't just sell his cards and buy more points than you can with 1st place from the profits
TOP PLEB
>>150908986
how come llama isn't at the panel, but charlie and pyrionflax are allowed
>>150908925
What about for women tho.
I know a qt chubby chick and she has rockin and firm tits, she wants to get skinny but I'm afraid she'd lose her D cups.
Also shed definitely lose a lot of her ass.
Is there anything that helps women only lose fat from their gut face and arms?
How come SB isn't meta?
Even if you know he's coming having a mad cow charge through an in-progress teamfight is pretty destructive
>>150908969
just read the sticky on fit, follow the dietary advice and lift doing reg parks or google all pro's routine if you think you'll end up like a t-rex, or at the very least do high intensity cardio in short bursts like sprints
whatever shortcuts you take now means you'll be at square one again a couple months from now because you dont know how to mantain a low weight
>>150909149
yeah meme magic, spam some frogs at her till she becomes your ideal woman
>>150909149
smoking easy
>>150909149
no, you can only gain weight or lose weight, genetics allocate where the fat ends up
>>150909203
Only works when you want to constantly fight, hero does not farm and one stun prevents his escape.
>>150909149
i have some tips plus a very important tip for her but only if you tell me where she lives
>>150909149
Is this your wife's mom or something? If she wants to keep her body she just needs to figure out at what weight she still keeps her proportions big.
>>150909282
Won't she lose weight in her breasts if she loses a lot of weight though? I mean she comes from a family of busty women. She had tig ol biddies before she got chubby.
wait a minute...
>>150909149
>thanks for all your help Anon
>I'm beautiful now and it's all thanks to that advice you gave me!
>Oh I should introduce you to my new boyfriend, here he is
have you ever had sex d2g?
>>150909456
bulbul to bts?
>>150909431
She will, but in this case it sounds like genetics favors her enough that it won't be too bad a loss. Unless the family is full of fat chicks, that is. Either way, unless you're fucking her, who cares?
>>150909250
i was kidding no UK-YS exists
>>150909331
>Only works when you want to constantly fight
Yeah so why isnt he meta, especially with armlet being stronk
>>150909379
No she's only 19.
I like her the way she is, but I wouldn't mind her losing weight either... Just so long as she doesn't lose the T&A.
>>150909545
Well yeah that's kinda why I care.
>>150909508
yes, and with a girl too!
>>150909431
well obviously women tend to retain more fat in hips and breasts and men, on the stomach, but each person is each person
anyway losing weight is hard for most people, chances are, if she could, she would've already, so she's probably staying fat forever
>>150909508
yeah she was terrible and i didnt even come so i guess it doesnt count
>>150908986
i don't think anyone likes nahaz
>>150909726
>tfw you fell for the pure virgin meme
the ideal women is an experienced milf
>>150909616
>pugna throwing up.bmp
she's hedious man, literally a fridge
find something better
>>150909508
Yes but I found it overhyped, sloppy and way too much effort/expense and I've given up on it until I can have idealized sex with 2D waifus in virtual reality
>>150909616
>Those arms
>Chubby
Hmm... Have you thought about telling her to lose 10 pounds at a time till you like where she's at? Kek.
>>150909508
Yeah, it didn't go so well but I learned much.
>>150909508
yes, it was fun
>>150909616
a little diet wont hurt
dont be here 4 hours from now
time for another EXCITING episode of GUESS THE MMR!
closest gets absolutely nothing!
>>150909874
I mean she's definitely beyond thick but I don't think she's fat. 10 pounds at a time might be a good idea.
She really doesn't even eat much, I eat twice as much as her and I'm still less chubby than she is. Guess it's just superior male genetics.
If I could just get her to eat salad she could probably lose weight but she hates lettuce.
>>150907990
no it started around ti3
with swede spamming
then it went from swedes vs na to na vs euro and then with EG going from a fun team to watch to PPD's bootcamp na had a legitimate team to root for and that powered it up
but it was still primarily started by sweden and na
>>150910161
3.5, maybe 4k
>>150909825
Nah, she wasnt a virgin, she just laid there and we fucked until she came and told me to stop because she got sore
This happened like 10 times until i broke up with her
I felt used 2bh
what was that one meme word a year or two ago that used to derail d2g all the time, it was like "free" but dota related
>>150910121
Why don't be here in 4 hours?
>>150910246
>paying to be someone's dildo
lmao at ur life broim sorry
>>150910279
kelly
>>150910161
way too many last hits for 2-3k so I'll go with 4k
>>150906492
Whats the skillbuild? Do you max silence and orb or silence and phaseshift?
>>150910336
no not kelly, but where did she go any ways?
>>150910395
She's busy fighting crime on public transportation or something
>>150910279
for... FREE???
>>150910341
you win its 3.8k
>>150910121
What're you gonna do in 4 hours anon? Hack him?
>>150910395
she's still here anon don't worry :^)
>>150910209
Yeah I don't have anything against her looks, I'd smash. If you're going to get her to lose weight you need to look up foods with low calorie density. Lettuce isn't the only one out there.
>>150910509
no FUCK
it was legion commander related or something
>>150910341
holy fuck why are 4ks so bad 60 last hits in 20 min
>>150910324
its ok fäm i only think about her twice a day now thanks for the support
late night d2g with people being cool and talking about anything, im surprised
usually is just some redneck talking about jews and black people
what's you're face when playing dota solo?
>>150910672
Inflation. 4k used to be 'good' but now 5k is 'good' and 4k is the new 3k.
>/r/d2g - Feeding and maintenance of hambeasts General
Hellooooooo anyone want to talk about Dota 2????
>>150910582
I still cannot believe Loda fucked that ape. That pic of loda getting head cracked me up though
im not posting my memes till we get a new thread
>>150910673
>only think about her twice a day now
hahah holy fuck bro thats onitis i feel bad for you
>tfw the higher I get the less I have to try really hard and only rely on myself and the more I can trust my teammates
wow holy shit games have been getting EASIER
nice dota 2 discussion
>>150910618
've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>150910756
>dreaming of girls cheering him
isnt storm gay though?
>>150910960
>>150910990
dotards please...
>>150904396
that artstyle is adorable, got a sauce?
>>150911669
Looks like Tokyo Ghoul
>>150909508
i hugged a girl and held her hand once