Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>europe

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>europeons will claim Sweden and Ukraine fair wins as theirs

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1st for DC

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>YFW A JEW IS GOING TO BE THE NUMBER 1 MOST PAID ESPORT PLAYER EVER

Daily reminder that if your support is shit and won't buy wards it's better for your gpm to buy them yourself

victory > pride

>DC is na

literally no one called LGD.int a chink team because they played in china, why do american's constantly change the rules to suit their desperate needs?

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what will he do after TI6

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Wait, are there really people dense enough to ACTUALLY believe DC is not an european team?
They consist of 4 europeans and 1 american. Yeah the organization DC may reside in USA, but the essence (and thus the skill) is very much european.
The delusion of some people lmao

If fear and universe retire after this TI is it the actual end for NA dota?


>inb4 MUH PPD

the guy has never played on a different roster, he has been surrounded by pretty much the same players for years. In fact when one of the core players (universe) left EG completely went to shit.

>ameriburgers will claim 4 EU 1 NA team as theirs

>ameriburgers will claim 2 shitskins 1 EU team as theirs

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JUST

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>>150877398
Ruin 2 more teams

>americucks start the Secret is NA meme MUH NA BULLS

>surprised DC is now EU team

lmao@burgers

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>>150877247

blessed be YHWH

>>150877776
>inb4 'moo is the only good player on dc so they are na'

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>>150877648
>euros will claim 3 NA 1 slav teams as theirs
Really makes you think.

>>150877398
I hope he finally grew up and has the decency to stick with secret instead of bailing like a bitch.
They're not a trainwreck like they were at manilla anymore.

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>eu wins yet another TI
>trump getting unbelievably btfo and cucked by clinton

HOLY FUCK IS 2016 THE END OF NORTH AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT?

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>tfw all the likeable teams knocked out by day 2

this is why dota is dying

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How do europeans deal with being so inferior to us americans?

>>150878047
>>150877776
>>150877648
>>150877401

hello samefagging yuro

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>>150878425
:^)

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>>150878047
>implying TNC won't take the whole thing

>>150877797
>ywn be his gf

Reminder to all yurocucks and amerifats that TI6 is an

E V E N Y E A R

>>150878425
>>150878483
someone just got booty blasted out of this thread for a long time i would say

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>play ranked
>lose

>>150878483
clearly fake.

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I MISS TI ALREADY.

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>>150879053
You mistake is quite simple my friend, just play Zet, the Arc Warden

>>150879187
I miss TI when it was comfy.

Ti6 groupstage was so fucking good I hope it can live up on the main stage.

So many good teams this year and the meta is kinda open for anything but mostly Mirana shit.

>>150878249
>likeable teams
Nobody cares who's dick you would suck the most
It's about who is the best team mechanically.

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>>150879053
>>150879305

No, play ET

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>lowest winrate of any hero picked in more than 2 games

That's right. I am still the king of Shit. 8 years running now. Nothing can stop me!

>>150879446
>best team mechanically.

I mean EG is almost solely in the winners bracket because of drafting / shot calling

>>150879423
Mirana is a fun hero though, it's much worse when the hot stuff is Gyro, PL, Tinker and other kinds of boring shit

>play ember for the first time
>beyong doglike :-DDDDD
what didn't you tell me about how fun this hero is d2g

>>150879682
her aghs is stupidly broken like its not even funny.

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5 decides my team name for battle cup

TI2 was objectively the best TI

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>>150879580
>nerf hero because "muh rearm blink"
>surprised when he's shit

REDDIT RUINS THE GAME AGAIN WHY DOES ICEFROG KEEP LISTENING TO THEM

>>150879748

Reminder that Radiance does more damage over time in the same AoE as mirana aghs

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Discuss.

>>150879816
everyone got btfo by china and morph (who was considered bad in EU/NA)

>>150879802
On Our Way to LCS

>>150879816
It was the most comfy TI atleast

>>150879802
KotL's Shrivelled Left Bollock

>>150879862
no burst doe

>>150879802
Tranny Lovers

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Enjoy the free points kids, N0tail can't be stopped.

>>150879862
it's about the burst anon.

>>150879862
reminder that radiance costs much more, gives shitty stats, and is more obtuse to build

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>>150879937
>>150880081
objectively incorrect, here, I'll post the script once again.

>>150879862
not if potm pushes q, or if you get hit by the second hit

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>>150880081
>Secret beating DC
>Secret beating anyone

>Unironically thinking Wings loses to DC.
MY SIDES.

Things that WILL be nerfed 100% next patch:

-mirana aghs
-dragon lance
-sd illusions
-ET somehow
-huskar somehow

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>he isn't watching the olympics
>he isn't posting on /sp/

>people don't believe in the '10 million dollar 17% bash' meme

KOREA WILL WIN, RNGESUS IS ON THEIR SIDE

>>150880330
They beat liquid

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>>150880407

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>USA will win both the olympics and the international competition honeypot known as TI6

FYI, Adderall's tolerance isn't that high. It's more likely some pros here and there binged so hard that they stunted their cognitive abilities temporarily, leaving them playing like shit during their holidays. Some might then end their holidays so abruptly that their brains never get a time to go back to baseline.

>>150880704
>during their holidays


literally what

>>150880801
retardspeak for vacation

>>150877987
if ee and puppey steps their shit up then they are easy top 6 team t b h

>>150880923
I know what is means, but where does it apply here? Or anywhere where did this copypasta (?)come from?

>>150880801
Oops, should have clarified. I mean when people go on a break from drugs to reset their tolerance and let their brains get back to normal. Some people refer to this as a holiday, a break, some as a tolerance break. I posted that here because someone in the last thread claimed pros were using addy but were only good after their holiday break from the drug. I think things are worse than that.

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Ok I've just been reading /pol/

DO NOT

I REPEAT

DO NOT OPEN .PNG FILES

apparently someone is posting images with hidden layers of CP in it

from now on only download .jpgs and consider converting all your systems pngs to jpgs and wiping the metadata

stay safe /d2g/ bros

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Is it time to admit that he might not be the godlike infallible captain that everyone thinks?

>>150881181
I don't think he has properly captained a team since he left navi

S4 captained secret until he left, and ee has a tendency to take over teams when no one asserts their dominance. Which explains why he was drafting for secret recently, and probably is still the major contributing factor.

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>>150881138
I too remember this epic meme.

>>150881181
I think he's a good captain, a good player. His problem right now is that he's on a reskinned C9.

>>150881109
does adderall tolerance 'work' similarly to opioids?
I.E taking a break lowers tolerance, but even small usages sends it sky rocketing back to similar levels before taking a break?

>>150879937

EHOME will beat EG

>>150881181

I mean, he's getting the drafts he wants. He is just prioritizing the wrong heroes for his team.

EE Mirana mid? Kunkka first pick? Puppey pls.

>>150879446
welcome to starcraft 2 2: mechanic gookaloo

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>>150879937
>>150881698
I agree, sort of. I would alter it like this.

is anyone else kinda, ye know, sick of esports?

>>150880559
>we got fishbowl head man instead of this
I'm mad

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>>150882058
no I want more I need to see secret get last place and icethrice to win

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>>150881138

>>150882232
MODSSS!!!

>>150882232
N-NANIIIIIIIIII

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BULBA
THOUGH

WHEN THE FUCK IS PITLORD?

Are they going to show him at this tourney or not?

Who cares about a bunch of autists fighting eachother.

>>150882232
ty 4 virus asshole

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>>150882191
>mfw people think it's an odd year

>>150878283
Source pls

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>>150881902
>Alliance beating Newbee

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Here's mine

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>>150882463
the all star match you idiot

they don't drop the good shit halfway through you idiot

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>>150879836
>png
>1.38mb
>tfw clicked it

>>150882232
What a cute little butthole :3

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Liquid vs Na'Vi BO1, who you got?

On one hand I think Na'Vi is a wildcard and can take a BO1 off of a lot of teams.

On the other I think Liquid will prepare better and end up having a better draft.

My heart tells me Na'Vi, my mind says Liquid.

>>150882628
alliance has the power to perform miracles

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reminder

grandgrant is LVIE fambruh

>>150882718
I think you're grossly overestimating Newbee.

>>150882853
Maybe if the other teams throws
x
fucking
D

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>LC randomly d/c's and abandons after i got fb on batrider 55 seconds into the game
>match is scored

based gaben i may get out potato mmr yet

>>150882820
liquid

navi reached their peak already and are on downfall

>>150880421
>posts zizek
>tells others what to do

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G-guys.
Annedroid is actually a good caster. I had no idea where she had come from, but she is indeed dedicated.
Number of memes is close to zero, she doesnt miss anything.
I DOUBTED TOO. BUT SHES GREAT.
ANYONE AGREE?

>>150879580
>pick beast
>tinker cucked

>>150883246
She's making me mute winter.
I hate her.

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>>150883246
>nipple hard and poking through shirt

>>150877686
FUCK

>>150881604
I couldn't tell you for certain but I don't think it's permanent tolerance. I heard one hell of a story from a medical practitioner about a college aged Addy abuser that I remembered because of this topic.

Story goes like this: A college age upper class girl was abusing and binging on adderall for a year or so. She had been taking it for her studies and went to seek help quitting the drug. The girl claimed she didn't feel like she was at her normal capacity as a student until she'd been clean for two whole years.

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>>150883246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwup4ItqyNQ

>>150883246
Fuck off Annee

>>150883246
huh that's strange, I googled this post and it didn't lead me to reddit

where are you getting this pasta from?

>>150883246
She's not real thick though.

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>>150882718
There are some that are too unpredictable tho

>>150883650
>judging off looks
go back to red dit mate

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>>150876965
how does this looks /d2g/

>>150883246
How big r the tits tho

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What did Slark go to Fish Jail for?

>>150883246
sub 2k mmr caster at TI

three hurrahs for affirmative action

>>150879053
>play ranked
>solo support jaikiro vs slark zeus and sb
>and I am also retard
>3/10
>conceal my rage and let ta am farm
>ta farms stacks, then farms heroes
>AM lv25-"I finished farming'
>we win

He he, get rekt slark picker, ice path into your dumb face.

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>>150879305
>>150879467
actually the real answer was play luna

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>>150884175
yeah because the gulag never does that ever

>>150884497
They should've tripled sheever with a manta style

GrandGrant is going to cast some BattleCup and give out some predictions, which might involve EG and DC killing every other team at TI and somehow both winning the Aegis, with coL being in third place.
Starts in 5 minutes or so.

It isn't top-tier e-sports, but it's a nice thing to have.

>>150884447
Prostitution

>>150883246

okay since the other lad Reddit-checked this post I'll respond to you seriously and discredit your shit, misinformed opinion.

She's a horrible caster for a number of reasons, chief among them the fact that she knows absolutely NOTHING about the game. She's one of those play-by-play casters that just narrates the action but her limited game sense constricts her observations to inane, nonsensical, or whimsical aspects of the game instead of the important ones. For instance, in a teamfight she'll often miss the most important plays and instead comment on small unimportant plays. If you weren't 2k Redditurd you would see this, and that's why she should really be relegated to a noob stream alongside Purge.

The second reason why I fucking hate her is because of her stupid fucking idioms and "jokes" that she rips straight from kotlguy, capitalist, and LD. It's so sad and annoying that she's getting credence for casting just because she can speak fast a la ODPixel and throw in some witty euphemisms like Ayasee. She's exactly shit because she's not original.

tl;dr, She doesn't treat the game seriously. She's not funny and her game knowledge is close to zero. She's objectively a horrible caster and the fact that she's casting TI is an actual slap in the face to anyone above 3k mmr. FUck yourself.

>>150884447
homosexuality

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These groupstages were great; in adopting a more relaxed, personality-driven approach this TI is feeling a lot more like the great old times at TI3. Shoutout

The panels, along with slacks' nonsense, went a long way in creating a truly enjoyable and pleasantly genuine atmospehere.
Also the actual games were fantastic which, needless to say, helps.
P.S. MVP goes to Charlie and Cap, best couple, best love story; KappaPride.

>>150884447

Something incredibly and horrifying perverse involving tartar sauce

>>150884934
Real talk, I missed basically everything from the group stages except MVP winning prize money. Was there anything worth rewatching?

>>150884934
Slacks is doing an awesome job! I laughed a lot with his segments, dude has a great sense of humor

why the fuck isn't dota an olympic sport?

>>150884934
>>150885034
stop
stop
stop
please

>>150881109
>>150883581
>>150880704
there is absolutely permenant tolerance to amphetamines

yes holidays in the short/medium term reduce it but there is a real thing what the internet calls a honeymoon period which you can never, ever get again

this is what some 4chan NEETs use to learn japanese in 6 months

>>150885034
Me too. I gifted him Reddit gold just for his awesome work these last few days!

>>150884840
Navi vs wings female caster is PHENOMENAL

She pays attention and catches everything. Like the 2 bh track kills. Shes FAST yet very easy to understand. Very clear in her speaking and i can pick up every bit of detail she says even though shes fast at it.
10/10 great addition

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>>150885247
>>150885034
>>150885023
>>150884934
>>150885264


>shoutout
>realtalk
>KappaPride
>liking TI3
>liking Slacks

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, friendos.

Also, >>150885264 does not pass the Reddit-check. Nice try!

>>150883246
All im saying is SF blew his load

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>>150882232
>araki posters on the 'lag

>alternatively -- falling for 'le image is le virus!!!xdDDD!111" hoenypots

>>150885462
Loda, Akke, S4, EGM, Bulldog, I believe in you. Never give up hope, for you'll always have ours. I'm an Alliance fangay and I'm proud of it. There are thousands of us, proud to bear the Alliance flair. And, although I believe you guys can win, that's not why I root for you. You are my favorite team not just because of skill, but because you care about having fun, because you care about why we started playing Dota in the first place. I never have as much fun watching other teams play as I have when watching you guys.

I believe in Alliance.

In my heart, Alliance was never back. Because Alliance was never gone in the first place.

I believe in Alliance.

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this meme where people post like they're on reddit needs to stop

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>Biggest event of the year
>Playerbase is shrinking

Dotards???????????????????

>>150885621
sorry

people saying reddit is better than /d2g/ or that /d2g/ is jsut reddit ticks me off

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Haven't played Dota in over a year, give me 1 (ONE) reason to watch TI6

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>>150885631

>I'll never have a good relationship with my father

>>150884780
>>150884849
>>150884990
These COULD be connected....

>>150885753
jimmy is back

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>>150885631
still going in the gas chamber

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Hey!

>>150885753
pls don't watch

>>150885753
>1 (one)
Fuck off retard.

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>>150885631
>sing got his own jew
>still irrelevant
what do you think he has to do, friends?

>>150885823
Our Ogre claims in his streams he has a girlfriend. Why don't I believe him?

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>>150883246
>hey i'm annedroid, 3k mmr and the only reason i got invited is because i'm a chick

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>>150883398
>wasting your dotahegaos on maneedroid

Turn in your cropped porn folder and badge, you're done for inappropriate use of government property.

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Post old memes

>>150884447
Rape

>>150885181
I've only heard of permanent tolerance with Modafinil. Some poker player who wrote for NYT about his binging. You might be right, frankly I've never used Amphetamines so I never felt a need to search for that kind of information.

>>150886237
asian esports whores will date anything

>>150886154
If sing were smart he'd have monetized the fuck out of his stream a LONG time ago. No idea why he even bothered with pro play when streaming could've printed reliable income given his popularity.

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>>150886526

>>150886708
would they date me (i'm 3.5k)

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Give me Clan_Iraq approved build for this guy

>>150886980
bots crest pike crit

>>150886852
I miss this meta so much. I'll never forget seeing jimmy play it

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Why the fuck would anything nice ever happen

>>150886980
medallion (solar crest), aghs, blink, octrameme, sheep refresher

>>150886980

Build damage with aghs. Aghs is so good lategame. Makes your team incredibly hard to kill lategame.

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Hey! Stop casting all those spells!

>>150887304
is that dragon knight?

>>150886980
Buy two tangos, PMS, clarity
Go jungle
Buy, in order
Blight stone
HotD
Necro 3
BotS
Blink
Deso
Aghs
Refresher
Another necro 3
Skillbuild is max bugs first, then shukuchi, then Germinate, grab ult whenever possible
Push towers, win, because you have GoodShadowblade and GoodTimeLapse

>>150886980
aquila - pt - deso - linken - butterfly/daedalus

>>150886980
bloodstone blink bots aghs
splitpush every lane suicide in teamfight respawn within 4 seconds press r

>>150887514
That's not contrarian at all.

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>eg 2nd place hardest group
>secret 6th place easiest group

really makes you think

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>>150886980
something involving his dumbass aghs for sure

>>150887776
>lost to fnatic
actually hopeless
if they somehow make it past the first two rounds jimmyll put em out of their misery at least

>>150887776
plot twist: both groups were actually the easiest

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ITS YA BOY BIG DICK GRANT, GET IN HERE F A M

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>>150887776
>bo1 vs the Director
they are actually fucked

>>150887991
>playing as Team Zephyr Reborn
>Their last win was with a team just named Team Zephyr, with Eosin's avatar

Guys
I miss Zephyr
(And Eosin)

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>>150883246
>female a good caster

>>150877212
Does this have a dick ?

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>>150888013
>read the "don't" as "do not" in my head
>realize im a subvocalizer

>>150887991
grants a great singer t bh

>>150888136
fuck off eosin

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>>150883246

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How do we fix badriki?

>>150888669
battlefury

>>150888669
You let him through firstbans against MVP

>>150888561
tits tho

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>>150888669

>8th year in a row, stil the undisputed king of shit heroes

FIX THIS PILE OF SHIT. AND NO, IT STILL HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH 'JUST BUILD THE RIGHT ITEMS'

>>150885462
>hdedditors posting this sort of shit here

i agree with u senpai

tfw secret are going to eliminated vs lgd and thaat kumiko anime poster wont have anything to post about

>>150883246
>Wanting to listen to a woman's voice non-stop for 35-50 minutes on average
Uh, no.

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>>150886502
>TFW no green GF

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>>150888561

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Aneendroid posting is a mistake

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>>150889323
I feel you.

Is it worth going back to Dota 2 in 2016? I quit to play other games but now I've lost interest in most of them. The only other options I can think of off the top of my head are to go back and 100% Spelunky or to learn how to play Dorf Fort.

>>150888561
She's probably dicking some Valve staff member as we speak.

>>150879947
It'sGosu and Look started picking Morph around March/April, won with it, and then Morph got buffed AGAIN with the stats growth with levels.
NA Dota just proving again how ahead they are of EU retards

>>150889473
>100% Spelunky

This level of self-hatred is worrying Anon

>playing lp
>double kill at rune
>double kill in mid
>mids start to feed
>3 people leave
>team too retarded to push so we do nothing for 30 min while enemy carry gets free full inventory
>force buyback
>finally kill them
>hitting throne
>they leave
>game doesnt count

what a FUCKING GREAT SYSTEM YOU HAVE HERE VALVE

LC should not be pickable after oracle has been picked

>>150889552
Half the hero pool counters her
A fucking Eul's Scepter counters her
My personal favorite is aghs WK

>>150889684
yeah but none of them as brutally as false and apparently your russian teammates don't know that

>>150889549
Back when I got my personal best time there it was in top 2% of all scores. There are definitely some things to be done in that game if you hate yourself, but I feel I did none of them. See: Eggplant run

How many heroes have been picked so far?

>>150890007
102

>>150889945
as false promise obviously

>>150889473
Dota is fine as long as you have fun playing it. Only bother playing if you have a hero you can play with greater than 60% winrate, and you deeply enjoy playing.

For example, I love Brewmaster because my only goal as him is to ruin carries lives until they buy BKB. I have like a 64% winrate as him w/ over like 200 games.

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>>150890061
wew lad

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>>150889945
try getting winters cursed and losing the duel because your own team beat you to death

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

rofl grant playing against alliance

KEKLLANCE VS GRANDGRANT

GET

HYPE

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>>150890205
I love WW

>>150890547
its funny because he just shit talked them to

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>>150889473
>game is filled with spics retards who ruin every game
>spics are trash supports, rush blink on supports with zero wards, flame carriers for their missplays, dont speak english
>sometimes you'll que up in games with 3 monkeys who dont speak english and who will flame you in their subhuman language
>spics largely pick hc and jungles which instalose all the lanes. they are very fond of slark, and they are garbage on him
>spics reguarly do the most mind mumbling stupid builds. double skaddi on slark, sniper sb, etc etc

its better to play a game that requires less of your teammates. like counterstrike or something. atleast in csgo u can be relevant even if your teammates are trash

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LODA AND KEKS ABOUT TO GET BODIED BY BIG DICK GRANT

GET.THE.FUCK IN HERE

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>>150890953
SAVAGE AF

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lads i want to start picking sniper
anyone have some sniper tips?

>>150890953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2EfpQiOQrY

>>150891012
BIG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YDW07JEAfQ

>>150890953
>tune in
>nigger music
>playing with blaze
i hope he gets wrecked

>>150891110
HOHO
HAHA

whispers appear in game now?
since when?

>>150891110
octarine core
thank me later ;)

Can you think of any logical reason why muslims should not be gassed?

>>150890704
I guess US East is still a flaming pile of shit, kek. Yeah, I'll think about my options. Maybe make shitty montage videos of GTA:O or something.

>>150891462
way too much effort
a bullet to the back of the head is just as good for these savages

its kinda weird that liquid or navi are guaranteed last place but the other can make it to the grand final

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>>150877797
CHINKED

i bet his rabbi dosen't approve

>s4

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Anyone have some pictures of DC's manager, need it for research purposes.

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>S4 dies to a GrandGrant gank

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>s4

>>150886980
aghs
just aghs
aghs

>tanking the whole tower
so is he like 4k

>replay some bone respones
>want to die
bring him back

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>>150891678

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BREED

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>Alliance struggling vs Grant stack

grant is a pathetic shitter that nows nothing but to talk big, like every Nadota trashcan before him

>>150892262
>struggling

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>>150891986
Who cares about that guy, check out my new tri-color king

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>tfw play whole day and gain 0 mmr effectively

soul-draining

>>150892315
grant isn't a pro player retard

lmao nice items
grandgrant
nice levels
grandgant
and the same goes to your carry
grandgrant

>>150892315
he's like 5k mmr what did you expect you autistic assravaged swede

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Why aren't you more like DemonDota?
He's an asian manlet but still he's
a) playing at TI
b) has a cute girlfriend
c) tries to get big despite asian genetics

>>150892458
>>150892315
someone edit alliance's achievements that they managed to beat grandgrant a 4k player who barely plays dota

What if reincarnation refreshes all items (except for refresher)

this goes for aegis reincarnate too.

>>150892417
>>150892479
>>150892669
>anally ravaged nacucks
rofl

>>150888561
THICCCc

have you ever had sex with a girl that would have been to fat and/or ugly to have sex with sober

>>150892653
a) I don't have enough autism to dedicate my whole life to a single video game. I can't play Dota for over 2 matches before I need a break off it. I can't understand how professional players can play this game restless for years.
b) I'm gay
c) I'm lazy

THERE'S LITERALLY AN UPDATE IN BETWEEN BATTLECUP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>>150892927
lmao faggot

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>>150892869
>sex

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>>150892735

>>150892869
>have you ever had sex
no

>>150892927
lmao faggot

>>150892927
rofl faggot

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>>150893086
>>150893169
>>150893240
Thanks for all the (You)s, friends ^_^

>>150892927
lmao, faggot

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>>150893361
is this you fgt

>>150893361
ho ho ha ha FAGGOT

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What did he mean by this?

>>>/gif/9051727

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>>150893115
its when a male inserts his penis into a females vagina

>>150893552
whats a "vagina"?

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>Auroth almost got an immortal this year

Sorry scalies, better luck next year

>>150893532
i like this weebum but it end somehow unsaarrisfinfly

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>>150893637
the thing females have between their legs

>>150893361
show us your boypussy you faget

FUCK YOU D2G

now that i got your attention, i missed all of group B yesterday due to work. I've already watched secret games, what should i watch next. how were MVP?

>take years to find a game
>your pudge abandons 10 minutes in
poor fng

>>150893141
>no one accepted the offer
kek

MIGRATE WHEN READY

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>>150893986
Yes, MVP
Their team discipline is impecable

>>150892693
BALLING OUTTA CONTROL

BUt that's stupid, with refresher you,d get 6. Fuckign 6 lives

>>150893986
Typical MVP
Fall flat on their face the moment they try to draft something conventional, destroy once they start playing like howler monkeys

>>150894058
>not making the thread in /wsg/

The fuck mang.

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>tfw you realize that digital sports will always be, at best, offer merely a pale imitation of the hype, energy and joy that analog sports can provide

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Bruno here, Icefrog liked the TI5 script of underdog Chinese team vs dominant Western team so much that we'll be repeating it. We're also giving MVP third because this winter we'll be debuting Dota 2 at the Korean PC BANGs with exclusive cosmetics and improved drop rates as Korea is still an untapped market for us.

>>150894578
>will always be, at best, offer merely
nice English shitskin, off yourself

>>150894578
what?
tennis is boring, soccer is boring, football is boring

what are you talking about

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>>150894658
i did that thing where i make a shitpost and delete part of it and forget to check it

i'm sorry ok

i meant to say

>tfw you realize that digital sports will always, at best, offer merely a pale imitation of the hype, energy and joy that analog sports can provide

>>150894598
sounds great lad but could you make ehome win instead thatd be great thanks

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GRANT ABOUT TO GO IN ON THAT THICC

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>>150894737
>he isn't watching the olympics with /sp/

i pity you

even the womenlet weight lifting today alone was more hype than all of TI6 to this point combined

add in archery and cycling and it's better than everything since TI3

and that is day 1 of like 16 days
and it's the meme day where the worst sports go

there's so much to get to

even things that you think are bad end up being insanely gigabased like the fucking death march

>>150894813
>about to
Dude, they've been fucking for a while now.

>>150894813
>whats more american pakistan or syria
???gRanT is a cUckOld???

>>150894796
No, the whole Chinese winning theme doesn't resonate with attendees and fans (TI4 script was especially a mistake) and we have far more EU fans than CN ones.

its so exhausting playing lp that i barely want to play dota anymore after getting out

>>150894578
digital sports are already, just now, more popular than analogue sports.
The only thing that is missing is the coverage of the so called mainstream media.
But why would we need to adopt the so called professionalism of these kikeshits?
The future belongs to us, one way or the other.

>>150894937
so you are not actually watching sports, you are just shitposting

the same happens here and it's better since at least it is hype to watch the game

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>>150895087
>S-STOP DOING THAT
>Y-YOU AREN'T ENJOYING THINGS
>YOUR FUN IS INVALID BECAUSE OF MY AUTISM

EVERY FUCKING TIME ON THESE FOUR FUCKING CHINS LMAO LMAO GIGALMAO

>>150894813
Hes a brave man

>>150894813
dont do it grant
you can do better

>>150895154
listen retard, what you just posted now applied to your own post here >>150894578

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I want to sell most of my dota 2 hats. if there a way I can see which shit is worth the most rather than selling 100 hats for 3 cents

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>>150894737
Hockey is the only real sport and interesting sport

>Hand Egg
>Fall Down and Feign Injuryball
>Basketball Americans being basketball Americans

>>150895187
>autistic walmart cashier
yeah somehow i don't think he can

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>watch real sports
>your brain and body inherently feel the energy, joy, suffering and human experience of the event


>watch digital sports
>the only reason you feel `joy` is because you can shitposting on the internet against enemy countries

>d-digtal sports are just as good or better than real ones tho!

>>150895335
>S-STOP DOING THAT
>Y-YOU AREN'T ENJOYING THINGS
>YOUR FUN IS INVALID BECAUSE OF MY AUTISM

EVERY FUCKING TIME ON THESE FOUR FUCKING CHINS LMAO LMAO GIGALMAO

wtf I hate esports now

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what do YOU think about black people?

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post em

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>newbee has PPD cornered in a draft
>EG has last pick
>you hear https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/5/56/Tech_spawn_01.mp3

What is your reaction?

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>>150895272
that is a self-evident realization about reality though, not shittalking people with invalid opinions

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kknRkj-teQQ
>that double GA
>that Repel
>that Rubick rampage

>>150895335
>>the only reason you feel `joy` is because you can shitposting on the internet against enemy countries
but that is the opposite, see here >>150894937
>>he isn't watching the olympics with /sp/

how do i become good at everything like fng
>great dota captain
>great dota player
>great quake player
>great looking
>great hair
>cute

>>150895335
you realize your a normie right?

the only way you have "fun" is talking with others, the more the better

the subject doesn't matter and the content doesn't

you are literally a normie, get out of here

>>150895471
she is at least 50 percent white

>>150895330
you can be anyone you want, on the internet

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>>150895474

U have EHOME winning the whole thing.

you're good.