Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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We can do it!

>>150794408
>>150794408
REAL THREAD

>>150794408

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how do we fix this shit???

this is the real thread, MODS KILL THE OTHER ONE

>>150794930
He's from Bulgarian and fat, I bet bribing him with bulgur would do wonders.

Why don't they mix up the casters more?

been the same couple of casting pairs for all three days

>>150794930
wasn't he hailed as the best offlaner in the world a month ago?
what went wrong

SECRET WILL NEVER_______________

>>150795276
cuddle you

>>150795276
kick puppey

>>150795276
Stop signing meme players like RTZ and Envy

>>150795276
win TI6

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>>150794930

bulba misses so much cs

i decided that Liquid vs. Secret wasn't worth watching because it would be a stomp...

and then my boys pull off there only two wins in the last two days

Someone please tell me what happened

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see you guys monday

>>150801453
Secret is best when it doesn't matter.

>>150794781
;_;

do we know teams matchup for monday or not yet?

>>150801453
arteezy literally carrying his team and forcing them to win

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leave ehome to me

>>150795829
Bulba is one of the worst players at this international

OH YEA

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>>150801889

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101/110 heroes picked so far.

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what tags should I search on gelbooru?

Anyone have the bracket for main event?

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KPOP LIVES ON

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>>150795797
Dude, that's not funny. That looks like it actually hurt.

>>150802259
literally all the most cancerous heroes unpicked

thank you based icefrog

>>150802259
How the fuck is Lina not meta with Huskar being the top faggot?

>>150802209

Fuck PPD he should have gave Alex Garfield the finger and sent Alliance packing to the lower bracket.

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Alright sweet, a 2 day break

Now I can enjoy myself over this weekend and go to the beach with my friends

I already downloaded an APP for my Nexus 4 phone that lets me check on the time of the tides and shiet, so that I can hit those cool waves, surfin' like I surf the Internets, dudes.

Gotta get some sleep now to leave early in the morning and packin' some sandwiches.

Later retards. Stay losers forever, LOL.

Awwww shieeeeet.

>>150802237
So All-Stars on Friday maybe?

Valve don't give enough info on what is actually going to happen

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Are you a dotard, d2g?

If so how did you become one? Any tips or tricks?

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>>150802038
got a better pic

>>150802365

all stars are cringe as fuck pls no

>>150801453
kuro got outdrafted extra hard game 2
MC and Fata refusing to be carried by Matumba (and a questionable choice of late game items for him) game 1

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I made a big mistake

BRACKETS

WHEN

>>150802339
Because she's trash before she gets Agh's, and she got nerfed so hard that she's not a viable mid anymore.

>>150802181
Better rest your arms boyo, you'll need them for the inevitable "Push Up Contest: Round 2 Electric Boogaloo"

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>>150802321
QO A CUTE

>>150802270
It's not decided yet, teams have to pick their opponents

http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/The_International/2016/Main_Event

>>150802259
why is based jakiro not picked in the memepush draft

>>150802269
futa_with_male

>>150802365
yea allstars are on grandfinals between series

BOLD PREDICTIONS INCOMING
TnC 1: 0 VG.R
SECRET 0: 1 LGD
Na Vi 0: 1 Liquid
Fnatic 0: 1 ESC

>ding ding ding motherfucker

more like
cringe cringe cringe faggotnerd
retards trying to look cool

>>150802259
>No jakiro, lina
Yikes, what happened?

>>150802237
are you the reddit guy that made this? Cause I'm pretty sure I asked the reddit guy to PM it to me everyday to keep me updated....

>>150802539
>Grand Finals is played in a best-of-five with no game advantage.
FUCKING FINALLY

>>150802619
Yeah, dude those are some bold predictions, man.

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>play US East servers since forever, getting Peruvians and retards every game and lose
>decide to queue West
>everybody speaks english and are nice to each other
What have I been doing all of my dotka life?

>>150802539
do they pick their opponents live or what? When will they do that?

>>150802662
no they steal our shit so i took it

>>150802664
its been like that for every major tourny for years

>>150802539
can someone explain to me how the seating / seed (the fuck it even means) work?

how did liquid drop so far down for losing 2 games? dafuq, I"m confused as fuck

>>150802443
tfw no miracle card

that man is a point machine

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Secret making dreams come true

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>>150802591
N-no homo

>>150802693
i'm predicting who chooses who AND i'm predicting esc winning
cmon

>>150802259
wouldn't be surprised to see Jakiro or Centaur picked at some point.

>>150802757
TI3 had 1 game disadvantage for LB
TI4 i don't have much memories of the finals
TI5 i didn't watch

>>150802901
yes, the last TI with game advantage was 3 fuckin years ago

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>>150802269
thighhighs, anal, small_breasts, 1boy, 1girl

>>150802901
>TI3 had 1 game disadvantage for LB
Not true.

>>150802519
the fuck? is that link?

How come Fat_Control was choking like crazy for Liquid all series? I haven't see him perform like they did usually. It really feels bad seeing Jerax and Matumba trying their best when this shitter is underperforming all group stage. Also Kuro's draft is shit. As expected of the disciple of the Nyx picker.

>>150802259
Treant is going to be picked by EG
Alliance could do Jakiro core and S4 Lesh
Lina support for Newbee, maybe someone does core Lina for the pure damage. Loda Necrophos.

Centaur, Bloodseeker and Techies unpickable. I am surprised Visage isn't a thing because he has a slow, at level 6 he has stuns, and Drow is a thing

>>150802796
Tiebreakers
- If there is a tie along the Upper and Lower Bracket divider, more games will be played.
- For other games, the following is used:

1- Compare the matchup history of the tied teams
2- Compare their wins vs the seed right below them. If not resolved, compare with the seed immediately below the previous one until at least partially solved.
3- Repeat steps 1 and 2 until fully resolved or no more teams below them to compare.
3- Coin toss

>>150802901
TI3 did not have 1 game disadvantage for LB

>>150802259
>bloodseeker perma unpicked/banned

when will the frog do something useful to him? he needs an overhaul at this point

>>150803064

slavs should be banned from pro dota, they are irrelevant shit since TI3

Imagine being Arteezy in this tournament and having to be all like "damn, Puppey, you fuckin' good, all smart with your great drafts and horrific autistic strategies. I would totally win TI6 with you, both my hero and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck EE in his hotel room. Like seriously imagine having to be Artour and not only sit in that chair while Puppey flaunts his disgusting strats in front of you, the favorable meta barely concealing his fuckups and crippling autism, and just sit there, game after game, hour after hour, while he perfected that playstyle. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking nipples but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, PUPPAN PLAYS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his doglike fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of chinks and barely legal russian fangirls and later runner ups at Honeypots tournaments for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Uzbekistan. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled stomach as he retardedly clicks away at his computer screen, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "Supreme" (for that is what he calls hisself)" skills, the skills he worked so hard for in pubs in the previous months. And then the ref calls for another game, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the TI staff could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arteezy. You're not going to lose your future medical career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>>150803025
>>150803179
lol baited

>>150803098

visage isnt picked because his familiars go down faster than your mom

>>150803240
I don't think you know what bait is

>>150803105
>1- Compare the matchup history of the tied teams
>2- Compare their wins vs the seed right below them. If not resolved, compare with the seed immediately below the previous one until at least partially solved.
>3- Repeat steps 1 and 2 until fully resolved or no more teams below them to compare.
>3- Coin toss
i don't understand what does this mean mate

>>150803316
day 1 main event

>>150803180
He already got an overhaul which is pretty funny. He became sanic, got a huge pure damage AOE silence and he can damage boost people and spells.

I guess its FINALLY time to do something with Rupture.
>>150803316
>Secret vs LGD
Jesus

>>150802321
>Just as planned

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>>150803316
>Secret vs LGD

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Havent played or watched dota since the last TI

What should i know before watching the main event?

Whars the current state of the game, what are the freshest memes, whats the meta and which teams are good/trash now?

>>150803316
>OG vs MVP rematch

it's time to see if Korea successfully downloaded them

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>Navi vs Liquid
>Bo1

i dont know what to say
this might be the end

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>>150803223
>future medical career
he barely graduated highschool. he doesnt have a future in medicine

>>150803569
Secret are the top team, they intentionally threw all their games just to fight their way up the lower bracket.

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>tfw queue times are 4x as long during esports faggotrty

>Fnatic being the one to luck out and get a game against Escape

I'm amazed

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>>150803316
MFW mvp beating og

>>150803714
EZ win for dender the airbender

>>150803316
>TNC VS VG.R
Really feel bad for VG.R. For some reason TNC blows the fuck out every chinese team in their group like they hate the chinese in general.

>>150802825
Nothing homo about it lad

>>150803901
yea right

>>150803354
so you look at the three teams that tied
liquid, secret & fnatic

liquid 2-0 fnatic
fnatic 2-0 secret
secret 2-0 liquid

three way tie
now compare all three teams to the next team - vg.r

fnatic 2-0 vg.r
secret 2-0 vg.r
vg.r 2-0 liquid

and there are your standings

>>150803771
>secret

>mfw google them
>artour and eternal autism are thete

What the fuck?
Didnt rtz fuckin leave them to return to EG?
Looks like ive missed lots of drama

>>150804120
RTZ decided he needed a better team than what the cucks at EG could offer him.

:^ )

>>150802259
>Bloodseeker
Bloodrage is against himself. All skill is ok-tier. Best buff is making it not amplify for self. In pub tier, making Bloodrite do slow will make him more than good.
>Centaur
Trump card, just wait.
>Jakiro
Splitting dual breath into two abilities will make this hero good dramatically. Ice path is outclassed by impales. Might get picked with void though.
>Leshrac
Too thick, needs base hp buff to become good-tier again. Pickable but very reliant on teammates which is unworthy.
>Lina
Same case with leshrac and array is unreliable. But being more reliable than Leshrac might get herself picked.
>Necrophos
another trump card. His heals are good and fits really well with meta. Reaper is buffed.
There are some team out there keeping this hero, mark this words.
>Techies
i dont play techies. but i guess he's half-dead.
>Treant
everything in his kit is unbalanced especially the leech seed 7 sec cd.
An advantageous team with treant is a secured win.
Basically, he's a trump card.
>Visage
only good on his kit is his skill 1 and 2, everything else is not that reliable. There are more heroes who can do something better to what he does.

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>Have watched TI every year in client starting with TI2
>Received first tournaument drop today when Miracle dropped the hammer

OG are my guys!

>>150803767
>OG
>DC
>Ehome
>EG
>VGR
>LGD
>Fnatic
>Navi

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Of course OG picked MVP fucking pussies

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>>150804039
?
they've done it before

>>150803767
>OG to lower bracket
>DC to lower bracket
>Alliance to lower bracket
>EG to lower bracket

>VG.R out
>Secret out
>ESC out
>Na'Vi out

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>>150803767
>yfw DC loses to wings and gets to PERSONALLY knock Secret out of the tournament

>>150803714
my heart won't be able to handle it

why isn't this secret team working? and pls no meme responses.

>>150804206
>so he joined eternal trash and diediedie


???

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>get stuck in low prio from dodging one too many games
>decide to play with a friend of mine who isn't in low prio to get the wins out of the way
>he has enough framerate issues to timeout and abandon because his craptop is a literal toaster
>we end up winning anyways
>it doesn't count for my low prio games because the person in my party who wasn't in low prio abandoned

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>>150804281

honey pot lan in a honey pot land

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>>150804391
Just because it's a meme doesn't mean it's not true

>>150804417
Don't forget Aui is their coach. Secret is C9 2.0

>>150803767
>last place
>tenfold the first place cash of the average homeypot lan

Valve is ruining Dota with their prize doping.

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>>150804301
shieeeeet

>>150804535
>honeypot lan
what does this mean? Is Valve trying to catch crack smokers or something

>>150803767
>OG [cointoss] MVP
>Wings beats DC
>EHOME beats Alliance
>Newbee beats EG

>TNC beats VG.R
>LGD beats Secret
>Fnatic beats Escape
>Navi beats Liquid

EZ

>>150804446
gtfo with this blog shit we're talking TI nigga

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>>150804694
>he doesnt know

>>150804301
Too bad Secret will be knocked out in the first round, just like last time

>>150804505
he literally looks like brendan "the just" fraiser

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>>150804296
>>150804727
>Newbee beating EG

keep dreaming, yurocucks.

>>150804391
Puppey sucks at both playing and drafting pretty much

>>150804727
>na'vi beats liquid

LUL

>>150804534
LMAO

Looks like ive missd a lot.
Seems like even fucking n0lans is in a tier 1 team right now


What hero is OP now?
Last time ive watched it was a gyro/lesh fest all the time

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>>150804694

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>no more TI this weekend
>have to watch olympics
is the olympics funposting on /sp/ as fun as /d2g/ funposting?

I mean we have the term shitposting olympics but is that a literal term?

>>150804391
>No meme respondes
EE isn't consistent. Sometimes he has games in which he does well, but most of the time, his decision-making often ends up causing his team trouble and teamfights go awry because of it.

RTZ, Puppey and Bulba aren't anything special. Rarely, RTZ will pull off something good. Bulba is completely inconsequential and you never notice anything he does. He relies too much on the performance on the team. Compare him to players like Universe or General who sometimes make clutch plays, like good offlaners often do.

In short, they are a team who play a little too robot-like. You simply can't expect them to turn around a game. If the enemy team outplays them at first, it's over from that point on. Other teams are capable of coming back from a deficit, but not Secret unless the game is thrown hard from the enemy.

>>150805014
dumb umaru poster

>>150805014
Apesports are generally a lot less fun to observe and speculate on than esports. You can see the gorillas, you know how strong or fast they are relative to each other already.

>>150804281
March was a long time ago, we had like 2 big balance patches since

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>>150805118

>>150804973
I still don't understand what that image is trying to convey.

>>150804951
I don't know who's OP. I agree though, lots of players I followed ended up in totally unexpected places.

Don't forget
>Jimmy "DeMon" Ho carrying a chink slaying team

>>150802259
wait so when was sniper picked?

>>150803767
OG win
DC win
EHOME win
EG win

VGR out
Abstain
Escape out
Na'Vi out

Group B was more competitive, so I feel TL will beat Na'Vi. Secret vs LGD is who fucking knows. Secret looked good but TL also looked bad. Secret goes 3-0 into 3-9 into 5-9 so who god damn knows.

>>150805307
Really?
Thats good, im happy for based Jimmy, he deserves some wins

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>time for more hats

>>150805214
It's true. "How strong can this mindless gym rat strong????" is a question with one degree of variability. Dota players have an enormous amount of variables in them and the way they work together.

DOTA 2@DOTA2
Lockless and Trove Immortals
http://blog.dota2.com/2016/08/lockless-and-trove-immortals/

>>150805631
Fuck you made me check

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>>150805621

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>everyone making fun of Secret

>Liquid is equally shit

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CUTE!

>>150805781
Liquid doesn't have EE and RTZ.

>>150805928
>no legs

why bother

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>>150805781
>everyone making fun of anime

>Secret is equally shit

>>150804973
Ok, I think I get it now. The nail that sticks out gets hammered down? It makes sense, Icefrog is pretty reactionary, he's also extremely open to suggestions on Reddit for some reason... If I remember right, Alliance looked great a few tournaments leading up to TI4. And then they got mercilessly dumpstered in the only tournament that mattered...

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I WANT THAT FUCKING BEETLEJAWS COURIER

>>150803316
MVP 2:0 OG
Wings 2:1 DC
TnC 1:0 VG.r
LGD 1:0 Secret
ESC 1:0 Fnatic
Liquid 1:0 Na Vi

the fanshits will be so mad

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>>150805781

>Yurope is shit

What a shocker.

>>150805781
Liquid were just getting rustled and tilted hard for some reason, on Monday they'll be a better team than Secret

>>150805975
cm arcana legs > dp legs

>>150803354
Liquid, Fnatic and Secret were tied. They also each beat eachother so they become an un-tie-breakable loop.
But Liquid lost to vg.r, who fnatic and secret beat. which means they go below fnatic and secret. fnatic beat secret so they go above secret. tiebreaker solved.

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>wk's immortal is an ugly piece of shit that makes his stun look like skeleton king's

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4 bucks for a random item.

An extra buck to have it "autographed"

Whew lad.

>it's possible for mvp and wings to face eachother i lb round 3
this would be the absolute worse possibility

>>150806325
so they work like an 'implication'?
i.e.
A beat B
B beat C
so A should be better than C?

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>>150805781
nobody expected Liquid to do good, everyone including me had high hopes for Secret

>>150806592
>not having a sick pudge hook autographed by sir reddit slacks

fag I bet you kiss girls

>>150806643
Yes. That's how tiebreakers work. But because in this scenario C beat A, we have to look at which team did best and worst against D first before we can compare team A and team B.

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Valve employee here.

This is a master copy of the tournament bracket plan. I could lose my job for posting this. But the truth has to be known.

>>150805928
what is this

hey guys
remember before TI there was some starladder tourney
and no good teams showed up
so na vi won it
and now every team that attended that tourney is in the lower bracket...
lol

>>150806823
The new TI courier. It's a Krobling.

>>150806779
>eg
>winning

I like EG as much as the next guy, but their performance against Alliance was fucking embarassing

>>150806743
dumb

kumiko

poster

ppd thanked OG for picking the gooks

>>150806872
EG...

>>150806779
>MVP losing to Wings

you're fucking hilarious

>>150806643
this time it was
A beat B
B beat C
C beat A
But the worst team, D, beat C, while A and B beat D, so C is now last
Now its just A beat B so A goes higher than B

>>150806779
>DC losing to EG
>EHOME losing to OG
>EHOME losing to EG

found the NA shitter

>>150806779
A. MVP vs Wings in the lower bracket would make me cry
B. EG can't beat EHOME, DC or Wings.
C. Korea is winning this TI motherfucker

>>150806958
MVP went 1-1 in all of their group series. They coasted by in the easy group B.

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if only mason was here

>>150806898
yes that is right, they didn't throw to get alex garfield more money! (goodgame agency gets 10% cut each players winnings)

He needed alliance to be in upper bracket

>>150806761
>>150806964
right right, got it now. thanks

>>150806974
Keep saying that Ahmed.

>>150802443
i tough putting people with easy matches was going to give me more points, i was wrong or i picked the wrong players on the right teams

>>150807007
But EG beat Wings in the group stage.

>>150807062
don't you have a jew wall to be building, americuck?

>>150806974
>thinking ehome the literal who wild card team are good

>>150807138
Nah, the illegal immigrants are going to build the wall before we punt them back over it.

>>150807115
They split

>>150807115
They went 1-1 and the game EG won was because Wings picked Pudge

>>150807160
>old chicken, old 11
>literal who

t. someone who has only been playing dota for at most the last 3 years LUL

>>150807301
>was because Wings picked Pudge
HAHA WE WERE JUST FOOLING AROUND THAT GAME DOESN'T COUNT

DON'T SHOOT I'M FRIENDLY PUDGE

WTF

DON'T SHOOT ME I'M FRIENDLY

>>150807343
old faggot and 7 11
they are whos, that's why they lost the chink qualifier and needed wild card

only good one is the wraithking immortal desu

>>150807397
>he doesn't know that quals are the ultimate honeypots

>>150807160
>>150807397
>chinese wild card
>still better than everything na and eu have
China is the best. You can't even doubt it. You are ignoring the best games because you are eu and na shitters.

I'd like to briefly point out that every team Bulba has been on has failed spectacularly and caused fluffs melt down. RTZ is a friend of Bulba's and didn't want to play without him so he got Bulba on the team. Every since then Secret has been known as shitcret.

>>150807531
shitrekt was a thing long before bulba

>>150807531
secret was shit even before bulba joined.

am i the only wanna watch EG getting knock out?

>>150807663
absolute worst case scenario they get 3rd place, sorry man

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>pay 4$ for skeletonking cosmetics

>>150807663
I want EG and Secret to get knocked out.
thats my dream. that and korea winning ti.

>>150807508
chinks can't even win a major kek

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>>150807663
>not wanting a repeat of this

Reminder Shanghai Major was a fluke and Secret only won it because every team was too tilted by how much the chinks were fucking up

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>>150807756
>TI8
>Skeleton Head Wraith King immortal
Crafty jews.

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To those who have attended TI in the past

Is there anything to do besides secret shop and watch matches? I live in Portland and am considering attending, but I'd be there by myself and I feel like it'd be kind of boring to go by myself and just watch games and do nothing in between matches

Are there like side events or anything sort of like a convention such as PAX or is it just straight dota?

I-is it hard to make friends

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All I want is for Arteezy and EE to win a TI, was that too much to ask?

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>>150807913
Reminder AUI is the foundation for secret

>>150807913
chinks have been fucking up for a while now

aren't their most recently successful teams new blood

desu i don't remember chink names so I cant recall

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What hero could survive a car crash?

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>Synderen is the only player in the group stage with a negative K/D/A
>0.8

>yfw TNC beats VG.R, beats Wings again and faces either Ehome or Newbee

Chinks slayers.

>>150808087
Tidehunter

>>150808087
Void.

>Secret vs LGD
>EE vs Agressif
who will choke the hardest

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>>150807756
this is beyond lazy

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>>150808042
Considering that is dependant on them not fucking up, yes it is.

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i think he's lost it, guys

>escape vs fnatic

Okay, who is gonna win this shitshow no one cares about? They are literally giving the 2 worst teams a chance to raise their paychecks by playing each other.

Now that the dust has settled, which was the stronger group?

>>150807798
Yeah but after two TIs in a row I don't think it would ever STOP

>>150808429
A by a mile

>>150808429
Group A, by far.

>>150807756
i am both crying and laughing god

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JImmy Status: RUSTLED

>>150807756
What item is this?

>>150808647
the new BoneKing immortal from the luckless chest

>>150808609
>americanquotebanterquote.jpg

>>150808609
Jimbo has been rustled since 3 years ago

the last time anyone cared about him

Shouldn't have trolled in a professional environment. Even if you have politics on your side.

What the fuck is this? It clashes horribly with drow's color scheme. The gust effect is cool and all but what the fuck?

mic

>both bracket's consist of 3 direct invites and 5 qualifiers

>>150803463
Someday he will be picked like riki. It only took riki a billion remakes before he became as viable as he is now.

>>150808773
what rules?

>>150808697
That name makes it sound like you're trolling me, then again I believe Valve would come up something like that.

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i love stupid games

>>150808429
B, if only for EHOME and not having Escape. B was more competitive.

>>150808135
those seamonkeys will blame EG if they lose to VGr tho

New Community Challenge
Too Much Wind Lace: It's not normal to Blink 500 Million times in such a short period of time. | gg


the god dam jews

we give them 60million and they become stingy with giving out 300 points of levels

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>>150808773
Forgot picture

>>150808135
TI4 Liquid knows something about Chink slaying
>>150808907
Tinkers every game, and if it counts, QoP and AM

>A new tab header has been added for unreleased New Hero - Underlord
Holy shit boys he's nearly here

>>150809003
you have to win for the blinks to count

so it will be a slow climb regardless

>>150808896

The match they seem to regret the most is with Alliance where they played like absolutely horrendous. Can't blame them only Demon is the experienced player on that team. It's a miracle they pull 2-0'd chink teams.

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What ability is this?

If you said "Berserker's Call", you'd be wrong!

>>150808294
P O L I S H E D

>>150809093
new razor immortal maybe

>>150809093
>leagueposting

>>150808962
Any hero can get a gold item because DUDE GOLD LMAO thus it will never clash with color scheme
Mania's mask is more confusing because its red

>>150809185
I wish it was leagueposting, anon.

>>150809093
I can't even tell what hero that is
...is it meepo??

>>150809093
I don't even know what hero is that.

datdota doesn't work anymore, is there anywhere else I can look up pick/ban rates for the international?

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>>150809223
Is it blackhole?

>>150809093
Centaur just from the aoe visuals. That model doesn't look like centaur from here though

>>150809093
It doesn't even really look like call honestly. Most of the problem is that your picture is really bad quality.

>>150809093
Ursa?

>>150809316
Dotabuff

>>150809093
Pit of malice.

>>150808087
Oracle

>>150808087
why the fuck did this image happen
idgi

>>150807756
So with winterblight and that thing, WK can now glow blue/green/orange?
Fucking amazing Valve, brb gotta turn my Lion full blue-gold

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>>150809484
what did he mean by this...

>>150809484
Australia
I'm serious it's Australia's fault

best match of the tournament so far?

>>150809673
EU vs NA on d2g

>>150809673
EG-Alliance Game 1

>>150809673
Wings OG

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>>150809624
how can one being be so supreme and perfect?

>>150809673
EG vs Alliance Match 1
Staged matches are the most exciting

I don't like the brackets. As it is right now, someone from the weaker bracket will almost guaranteed skate through to 5/6.

>>150809673
Escape vs Execration.

>>150804296
>implying it's not another 24 - 0
kek

>>150807756
>>150808294
that's LoL tier cosmetics

>Even if Na'vi win against Liquid, they have to face the loser of fucking Newbee-EG
im out m9s

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>>150809635
What, humans evolving from ALL THINGS NATURE wasn't good enough for them? They had to bring cars into this?

If you get this JoJo reference give yourself +1 internet point

>>150809731
>>150809746

EG did a really good acting job in game one but in the second game you can tell PPD wanted to get the fuck out of their as quickly as possible.

sooo....Alliance surprised. They've been so shitty. Was it just the lack of competition in group A or what?

https://a.clyp.it/k5vbiaje.mp3
never forget

>>150809673
LGD vs OG game 1

>No special lines for the pudge inmortal

Not sure about it, also is a water hook and not like the scorpion one

>>150809910
wat gaem

>>150809673
ding ding ding motherfucker

>>150806168

Good thing they don't play each other on Monday.

>nobody using new immos in any of the games I check

reeeeeeeeee

>>150809884
Nope, it's thanks to EG throwing games left and right so Alliance could go to the upper bracket easily.

>>150808087
Dazzle

>>150809861
I've read jojo and I don't even get it

>>150810142
It's probably from one of those shit arcs like maybe the second one j/k don't get mad plz the ripple really is shit tho

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>THE NEW WRAITH KING IMMORTAL IS HELLFIRE BLAST

THEY ARE RECYCLING SKILLS NOW LMFAO HOLY SHIT

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>>150808087

>>150809884

A weak group A combined with EG gifting them 2 free games ensured a free ride to the upper bracket for them.

>>150810142
Kars is a vampire that evolves into anything adapting to any situation.
>>150808087
pic related is what humans would look like in 50,000 years if they adapted to car crashes.

>>150810442
looks good enough

>>150804391
EE.

why isn't unranked mmr linked to ranked mmr

>>150810442
i won't be surprised if OG wins but damn i will be bored. Korea. China. Pls.

>>150810826
>Players can no longer dick around in unranked and waste time for 9 other people
>Shitters get ladder anxiety
>Reddit complains
That's why.

>>150810826
because no one takes unranked seriously

>Single pulls are bad
why do i keep hearing this?

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rate my bracket

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post yfw eg wins the dotabowl

>>150810964
have you ever played an unranked match?

It's literally the same people who got burned in ranked and want easier opponents

>>150811003

EG wont go that far and Navi has zero chance against Liquid.

>wake up
>no esports

ded game doturds

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>>150810984
Because the goal of pulling is to deny the offlaner exp, not to make it easier to kill the jungle creeps.
By single pulling, you're actually letting 2-3 survive, which will compound with the normal 4 and push the wave towards the offlaner, giving him much needed xp and making him want to step down from hanging himself.

>>150811104
yes and even those people aren't playing seriously

>>150811158
yeah but, if you don't make a double wave, you can't pull the large camp safely

>>150811003
lmao you're like the anti-godz

>>150811158
>offlaner

What does the jungler have to do with this?

>>150811003
seriously overestimating dc and alliance

>ding ding ding mother fucker
>EG didn't learn last time hitting an ancient without desolator is a bad idea
>lets put our dick in the electric socket again

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>>150811241
>safely
Bud, you could either pull the large camp at 55 and have a stack and a pull at the same time, effectively creating a death camp for all 4 lane creeps, or you could do it "safely".
t. offlane mainer

>>150811392

EG didin't give a shit and threw on purpose because Garfield told them to. They all just sat their afk trying to kill the ancient for some reason when it was obvious they didn't have the damage to finish it off.

So are EG pretty much guaranteed to win this barring anything like what happened in TI4?

I mean it's the entire lineup except with Aui replaced by a much better player in Zai and they were already pretty dominant in TI5.

Can anyone actually beat a serious EG?

>>150811270
It's in your best interest to help your team, is it that hard to understand?

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>>150811568
Not after PPD and friends beat the shit out of sumeme tonight for not being able to click the fucking rock.

>>150811568
EHOME look pretty unstoppable, in a very different way than EG. I think there are a couple teams who could send them to the lower bracket but just like last year I don't think they'll lose to the same team twice

>>150805014
RLCS (Rocket League Championship Series) is on.

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What cosmetic is this?

What hero allows me to lose games painlessly?
Like i want somethign to secretly sabotage my team so i won't get reported and at the same time lose.

>>150812004
I thought that was his nude buttocks for a moment

Since TI won't be back until the 8th, I think we should all enjoy a nice, relaxing game of dota two

WHAT
RULES

>look up own Steam profile url in verbatim mode on Google
>get result to reddit thread
>some guy hate posting about me
Smugface.png

>>150812004
they finally made cancer into a hat, they've crossed the line

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>>150812118
>mfw I was listed as a "scripting Techies" back when the hero was useful and I was smart enough to not blow a whole pile on one hero

>mania's mask is up to 9 dollars

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>>150812004

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Whats your top 3 waifus? I've had the same for 5 years now.

>>150808048
does he say "what the fuck is this draft"

I wanna watch Bloodseeker pin down Rikimaru and lick his rear while he quivers with fear for his thick cock penetrating his tight satyr butt!

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>>150812676
Techies is my second most played.

>>150812058
Just play something useless and relatively low impact in pubs. Usually something support is the best choice, because you can pretend you're trying by buying wards and trying to help while secretly being useless. Alternatively, you can play something really team dependent like Io, so you can always just blame your team when you lose because how is an Io supposed to carry a game?

Outright sabotage is risky, since it's usually pretty obvious. Just being bad and useless, however, is not reportable no matter what trenchtards try to tell you.

Also, whatever you do, don't outright feed, buy items and drop/destroy them or buy multiples of the same items like boots to waste gold because there's automatic algorithms to catch those things.

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What happens to RTZ when Secret is the first team eliminated at TI6?

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>>150794654
>SUCK ASS LIKE FUCKING ESCAPE GAMING OR WORSE

>BEAT LIQUID 2-0

WHAT

THE

FUCK

>>150813135
He somehow convinces ppd and Fear to take him back.

Probably by kicking Sumail so he can play mid.

>>150813227
I'm like 99% sure RTZ has some mind control powers or some shit.

>>150813181
Liquid received the throw order from MVP

>>150813135
He joins ISIS like the good uzbeki he is.