DotA 2 General - /d2g/

So do you like poetry guys?

My favorite genre is reality poetry, and I like that poem where secret got rekt by weeha's team and next by kuroky's team just to face navi in the first round of the lower bracket and got kicked of the tournament.

benis

better thread

>puppey going back to his dual laning Axe meme.
fuckign hell.

>>150787173
nice

i love bounty

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Envy destroyed secret

There, I said it

which hero has the highest level 1 damage?

Why are there two threads?

I just want Secret to disband

they can all retire after. pld should get a decent new team tho.

>3-1 on huskar
>0-8 on all other heroes
post that picture
you know the one

>>150787307
winter wyvern

>>150787329
other one was made by a attention whoring fag that's not getting a trip so people can filter him.

>>150787307
treant
2nd highest is ck i think

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>>150787296
>inb4 he's kicked from Secret and they go on to win TI7 just like notidehunter

That Jugg blade is really nifty

>>150787296

NA """""""""""""""""bulls""""""""""""""""""" aka shitters destroyed secret.

BULBA THOUHG

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DC is going to win TI

LULBA

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>tfw you'll never copulate with Jerax

>>150787329
trust me the other thread will be complete shit because "that" guy is posting in there

>>150787475
Is that a trap?

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>>150787475
I want to believe it

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Should puppey just give him Dark Seer every game?

>>150787421
It's pretty fucking obvious envy has taken control of secret from puppey and tanked it filling it with his NA buttbuddies

>bulba has the same cs as matumba
matumba might be our way to win vs TL boys
hope he keeps being shit

>>150787403
>EE kicked from NTH
>Alliance wins TI3

>EE can't get into a chinese team
>Newbee wins TI4

>EE isn't accepted in EG
>EG wins TI5

makes sense

just got home from work, how did EG do today?

>>150787510
I cry about it every day

>>150787527
maybe :)

http://www.strawpoll.me/10925762

http://www.strawpoll.me/10925762

http://www.strawpoll.me/10925762

>MVP will get 5th place because of Secret

fuck you Secret

>internet is down until Tuesday
>Mobile data just good enough to be able to read /d2g/

I just want to watch the fucking tournament

>>150787583
EE tried to go to China?

Drow aghs purchased in MVP vs newbee

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>>150787475
I want to see Puppey's face when W33 lifts up the Aegis

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What did they mean by this?

>>150787660
Followed the throw order

I think EE is having an identity crisis.
He thinks he's Sing now.

https://twitter.com/EvilGeniuses/status/761727544416669696
https://twitter.com/EvilGeniuses/status/761727544416669696
https://twitter.com/EvilGeniuses/status/761727544416669696
https://twitter.com/EvilGeniuses/status/761727544416669696
https://twitter.com/EvilGeniuses/status/761727544416669696
https://twitter.com/EvilGeniuses/status/761727544416669696

>have rtz mid
>dominate mid lane for once
>lose because your draft was a completely directionless disaster
>put EE back mid
>get raped in lane again

...

>>150787834
wow, rood

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>>150787834
>https://twitter.com/EvilGeniuses/status/761727544416669696

Tbh I'm bored of cheering for OG because they just keep winning and even iceiceice and Fenrir aren't choking this time so I'm officially a #mvpmissile now.

>>150787834
NO MERCY
O

M
E
R
C
Y

>>150787834
someone alert the reddit police

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>>150787834

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>>150787834

>>150787834
REKT

>>150787834
>THE FILIPINO SLUM OF JIMMY

>>150787834
wew

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>>150787834
jimmy getting btfo in twitter since always

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>>150787214
>>150787236
>>150787247

Man, this shit was not cool, you nerds.

What the fuck is up with this anyway.

Ah well, it's not that I'm really bothered about it though, the thread can be recycled later or some shit.

It's just about the attitude, man.

It's the attitude.

Not cool, dudes.

It's because of shit like that that you'll never win at life and that you should like, kill yourselves, man.

Just sayin'

>>150787834
get fucking destroyed

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>>150787834

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>>150787834

Secret can still get winner's bracket r-right?

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>>150787003
I want to put my tongue in between Lina's buttcheeks

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>the battle of shitters

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>>150787834
>NA banter
unfunny and incredibly rude and no class at all

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>>150787834
looks like a certain someone get ahold of the EG twitter

Reminder to rank up in Overwatch tomorrow because there are no TI games! Gotta be rank 65 before the 17th for a free golden weapon!

>>150787578
>being shit
he's had to lane against abaddon+axe and his "supports" quickly ditched him to fuck up envy mid why would you fuck up envy and not slark lmao

>>150788075
Let's hope not

just so weird, every1 still pick am, ember, timber, lycan etc its not like those heroes are shit or got nerfed so hard, so why suddenly secret and ppy stop picking their best and comfortable heroes that help them winning before. They draft 1 dimension like retard, force ee with uncomfortable heroes like potm, dp, bat in mid

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>Secret fans

>>150787834
it's not even funny because they colluded

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>>150787691
maybe

>>150788130
rofl

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>>150787834

>>150788031
Get a trip so I can filter your cancer.

These TP banners are fucking obnoxious, who the fuck approved that shit
What happened to keeping cosmetics in line with the artstyle fucking hacks

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>Envy
He's 90 percent of the reason why Secret are 0-8.

>>150788116
SMELLY
DUMB
EUROPEAN
SCUM

>>150787834
DON'T QUESTION MARK ME OR MY TEAM EVER AGAIN

>>150788206
I just want your attention, thanks for another you :)

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>Secret can't even beat Liquid
JUST

>secret has great laning stage
>completely collapse after 10 minutes

what is going oooooon

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>>150787834
>na bantz

So what does Secret have to do to be able to get into Upper Bracket?
How many games do they have to win and how many of those must be 2-0?

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BASED!

>>150787834
top fucking kek

>>150788283
EE is going on.

>>150788161
Secret is an NA team, anon

>>150788271
kek

>>150788283
Secret is pretty much a pubstack at this point.

>>150788328
TNC vs EG in the finals is the dream

>>150787834
where is the banter all i see is "lol we placedh igher than u xD cant hear u from here XD"

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>>150787834
>Both teams owned by the same company.
>acting high and mighty when you ask one of them to throw so the others can get a higher place.

It's actually bullshit Valve allow this, When would Alliance EVER 2-0 EG? Never eva in TI6.

>>150788328

based jimbo keeping it non autistic

>>150788328
Honestly the Dota scene doesn't deserve Jimmy Ho

>>150788328
Cuck response

>this 5v5 mid
JUST
LIKE
MY
PUBS

>singstack would have done better than secret

what a waste desu

>>150787834
I'm a twitter nooblord, who is demon messaginw tih his post about WB or whatever the fuck?
and why is EG commenting on it ?

>>150788356
keep pretending

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>>150788328

Demon will always be a true American hero.

>>150788328
What a positive boy, that's real based desu

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what was icefrog thinking?

our cucks are doing it against ehome guys

I honestly think if Secret get 2-0'd again by now they will disband before the main event even starts, thats just how depressing I think this shit is.

>>150788457
I would pay to watch a tryhard singstack vs secret.
Unironically think they would win.

>>150788434
>Cuck response
His dad is on that team.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10925825
http://www.strawpoll.me/10925825
http://www.strawpoll.me/10925825
http://www.strawpoll.me/10925825
http://www.strawpoll.me/10925825
http://www.strawpoll.me/10925825
http://www.strawpoll.me/10925825

w33
>w33
w33
>w33
w33
>w33

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>>150788264

MVP are getting absolutely destroyed

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>>150788328
Based Jimmy taking the moral high ground again

peter could learn a lesson from him

>ARTEEZY
FUCKING HELL ITS JUST PURE CONCENTRATED SHIT.

BULBA DOU

>>150788478
2x hindu
1x sea monkey
1x euro

true american heroes

is EE seriously this terrible at dota now? or is he just choking

>>150788515
league
of
legends

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how the fuck does ee have a lower net worth than bulba

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>>150788546

>>150788319
secret fans are this hopeful lol

I don't understand why secret would feed there.

>>150788031
Keep your posts shorter man, I aint reading that.

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>>150787403

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WHEN WILL SECRET SHITTERS REALIZE THERE IS NO HOPE

Even CARRY Abaddon can't win this game for Secret

>>150788416
>cultivates an internet persona
>I don't like that whole "Interner persona" type of thing, man.

Just fuck off dude, you're only doing this for the attention you lack in whatever excuse of a life you have./

It's disgusting that you're basically tripfagging on an anon imageboard but dont have the balls to actually get one so we can filter your fucking garbage.

The reason everyone takes an instant dislike to you is because it saves them time.

>>150788612
He can't handle losing. I'm pretty sure they're done in this tournament unless they can get their get together mentally.

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>NAdota

HAHAHAHAHAHA MY SIDES THAT GAME1 VS [A]

>>150788650
No I'm asking I really don't know this is my first TI I don't know how the Group Staging work

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Will Valve investigate the strange EG-Alliance TI results?

nice blink POOPEY

LOL

has puppey hit a single call this game

is puppey drunk

PUPPEY???
POOPEY?

>>150788536
>His dad is on that team.
What?

EG so fking disgusting

poopey is so washed up what the fuck

that was a nice play artour but what the fuck was ppy doing?

>>150788710
thanks for another you! you are making really happy, what a day!

>>150788757
DELET THIS

>>150788629
is she okay??????????

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>hurr BAFFLEEEEDDDDD XD
>arteezy so BADDDDDD

does anybody not realize puppey is actually the shittiest player and the reason they're doing so poorly?

his drafting is ruining them (playmaking/utility heroes on envy fucking really??????) and he is basically a nonfactor over these last like 10 games

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>>150788757
You're acting like this is the first time EG was told to throw against Alliance.

WHO PuppeyFace CAN PuppeyFace RESIST PuppeyFace COPY PASTING PuppeyFace THIS PuppeyFace OVERRATED PuppeyFace TRASH

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>Mirana aghs even remotely balanced.

LMAO LMAO LMAO
>LIQUID
SWNL
W
N
L

>Rushing S&Y on jugg

holy shit secret did something decent

>>150788896
someday you'll realize the only retard is you

>>150788632
what am i supposed to get out of this webm

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good stuff.

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>>150788896
I'd lose all motivation to play if a weeb and a turk ruined my project too

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>>150788983
that's deep man...

>>150788982
liquid are VERY tilted.

>>150788896
I'm honestly starting to think the same way.
He's been feeding each time they lost, also
>that missed blink + call

>>150788031
I aint reading all that.

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LIVE SHOT FROM HELSINKI BINNLAND AS LIQUID LOSES A FIGHT AGAINST AN 0-8 TEAM

>3k damage just by being afk
mirana aghs everyone

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Someone post the swedish batrider copypasta

>>150788942
This shit needs to be changed fucking yesterday. It's way too strong for a item that's only 4200 on a hero that can farm easily and it can be removed aswell, so it's not locked like some aghss.

MATUMBA

>>150788982

based kuroky is throwing for his pal pup

>jerax has missed every glimpse into ult on slark
?

>>150788612
All those years of huffing a crack pipe back stage finally got to EE...

I have gotten sick of the anti-EE shitposting on this general. This man has shown up to play today, and yesterday he had his moments. That fight on bot has proven that beyond a doubt

SECRET

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>>150789024
I like waga because he showed that if you meme hard enough, icefrog listens to your prayers and gives you mmr.
Don't bully him please.

>>150789162
Who is Earth Spirit?

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>Binnland

This secret roster is oddly similar to TI5 C9, next thing you know EE will draft bloodseeker in the lower bracket

>>150789162
>jeopardy during esports
kys you'resefl fampai

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>>150789183
Everyone will give EE shit until he wins a ti until then he is garbage and overrated.

>>150789162
What is all of them?

>>150789162
Who is Slark/Aba/whoever liquidcucks are gonna whine about now?

THAT CALL

POOPEY IS BACK

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>>150789250

>>150789162
Who is slark le gap closing fish

>fat control

>>150789226
i doubt puppey will ever let ee approach the drafter seat again

reminder that if fnatic+newbee win their next game, and secret wins this game (very likely) and next game then they will get to tiebreakers.

>>150788983

lol yeah puppey is the best!

prove me wrong that he's not the worst.

>>150789051

fuck that, what about when he just didn't blink at all, or the misses gank at top, or his useless kunkka yesterday.

the guy's out of it.

If secret had one ONE of the its last 9 games it would basically be guaranteed winner's bracket now.

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are we winning?

>>150789335
riki

>>150789335
mirana

>>150789335
dazzle

>slav control

Ebin

>>150789183
>EE did really well in one teamfight which is enough to stop criticism

Anon, you know there are carries out there that play that good 100% of the time, right? You don't see "flashes of brilliance" from them because they are literally always playing well and every single game they play is a good one. Why not cheer for a real player and not some retard who can only manage to play well a fraction of the time?

>>150789441
uh?

>>150789442
DC already safe

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>>150789442
Do we ever really win?

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Daily reminder that phoenix is a must pick hero in the current meta

>>150789335
Shadowfriend stack nerfs notwithstanding

>>150787834
?

>puppey

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>>150788558
This is so accurate.

As an American, I am ashamed of my own sense of humor.

Aussies have the best bantz though. It's been scientifically proven.

>>150789442

right now yes, but they had the same kind of lead in their second game against DC and managed to fuck that up so it's still anyone's game

>>150789491
>EE did really well in all 6 games yesterday and lost all of them due to the support staff of Secret getting a throw order

Anon, you know that Matu is the only consistently good carry in the world right now and Liquid is boring so therefore not worth rooting for. Why not cheer for a real team and not some group of emotionless cyborgs who play according to a flowchart?

>>150789552
>marioparty.jpg

>>150789603
that disappear animation though

why didn't Matumba morph??

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EE LANDED AN ARROW

WHAT

SECRET IS GOING TO WIN A GAME

fata kicked when

some post an EE pic and write APOLOGIZE

>>150789654
who
could
be
behind
this
shit
post

EEEEEEEEEEEENVY

HOLY SHIT TWO ENVY GOOD PLAYS IN ONE GAME

>fatard ultiing sd

lmfao

unwinnable game for ehome

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Apologize

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>>150789692
>EE did well in all 6 games
Dammit I fell for the bait

man liquid are actually so shit
this awful morph play
the shit disruptor not landing anything
the juggernaut with a shit build and 0 damage

>>150787152
are you going to tell us the fucking poem or not asshole?

>>150789747
i think matu expected him to throw the arrow down the normal path like anyone rational would

>ENVY IS POWERING UP

IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVERIT'S OVER
>IT'S OVERIT'S OVER
>IT'S OVERIT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER

IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVERIT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER

Who is the most retarded player: Fata or EE?

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Ebin :DDDD

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APOLOGIZE

>>150789765
I live in las vegas. I am not EU or an Aussie, I'm just showing some grace and admitting defeat when a fair victory was earned.

I'm not so insecure that I have to defend myself in every category and think I'm better than everyone at everything.

>see liquid picking jugger
>immediately stop watching because I know they're gonna get raped

>>150789335
Ogre Magi
bloodlust lv 1 still OP_______________________________________________________________________

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S W N L

>hAVE sLARK on your team
>Smoke ontop of a ward

What

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>>150788983
>>150789039

whats the reason for sucking poopan's dick?
hes only relevant because he was a Navi captain

>>no he was the best player in Navi

he brings in 4 star player with him to create secret
>>its like team DK you dont need a good captain for an allstar team for it to work

and now hes doing nothing and added the failed drafts

try to defend his kunkka yesterday

FUCKING MATUMBA GOD.

>>150789819
>EE had the highest GPM of both teams in each of those games
>EE coordinated ganks and outfarmed every carry consistently on both teams
>EE died the least of any member of Secret yesterday

go ahead, go look at the stats, I'll wait.

>SLAV_CONTROL


AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

SECRET IS BACK

BACK HOME!

I've missed almost the entire qualifiers because of work but just tell me how many games has secret won with and without huskar

>secret

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>>150789957
?

>>150789603
Now that I think about it, I'm barely seeing pheonix in matches despite timber and ogre being so prominent. That's actually pretty crazy how shifty the meta became in only one major patch (with the minor patches obviously). Why is phoenix not being picked though? Would seem good, although not against drow/terrorblade

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DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK

>>150789850
:^)

aaaaaaand secret lost

Secret will never win again

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Yeah, Secret isn't winning this game.

>potm more farmed than slark
ee and rtz switcheed seats didn't they,

its ok theyll choke in a couple of mins

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Secret lost

DC is playing out of their fucking minds today

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Hello friends.

I don't play Dota 2, I only come here during TI to shitpost and eat bait.

What does SWNL mean?

>>150789957
can you link your kumiko folder?

>>150790008
they're second worst in bracket because Puppey has had a freaky friday-esque bodyswap with a 2k shitter who can't play anyone without feeding

>>150790107
it's a very old meme.
secret will never lose.
it is now being used ironically.

matumba v 9

why dont people use both morphling immortals at once

>Pieliedie being the only reason secret is still in this

>>150790107


swedes want nigger love

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>>150790107
>I don't play Dota 2, I only come here during TI to shitpost and eat bait.

Smart choice!

Enjoy your stay!

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>Abaddon Aghs was underrated for a long time but certain players in pubs starting spamming it
Tiago they're talking about you!

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man morph seems scary as fuck.
i haven't watched the games ingame so what do you max on the hero first nowadays?

Man both of these teams are tilted as fuck
And man, DC is fucking brilliant today

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>puppey winning
:^)
>but kuro is losing
:^(

>>150790215
Nothing new.

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>>150790179
>very old

get out newfag

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>>150790179
Oh, I see.

That's pretty funny then, considering how hard they are getting ass pounded.

It's almost erotic at this point really.

DOUBLE D STRIKES AGAIN

how the fuck is morph balanced...

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>>150789261
EE gets a lot of shit because in the past he often single-handedly lost important games by committing pub level mistakes.

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>>150790279

I know, dumb Kumiko poster.

Bulba is really shit though.

Mind Control is fucking SHIT senpai

>>150790424
just build a bkb lmao

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I can't tell which team is throwing harder

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How do we fix this???

WHY DOES FATA KEEP BLADEFURYING INTO 5

I can't take this game. Matu please you're gonna give me a stroke

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>>150790107
same but I ony come here when Korea is playing cuz I'm Korean

how likely is MVP to survive groups?

IF secret wins both can they?

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>>150790424
how the fuck is mirana balanced?

>>150790429
>in the past

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Dotards, why do you reply to the most blatant bait?
You 'tards are almost as easy to farm (You)s from as /pol/
Almost.

Cross out Gyro

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>>150790509
>>150790424

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>>150790535
>farming (You)'s

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>Secret found a brain dead hero that even Bulba can play competently.

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DC are going to win TI

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>>150790535

These threads are filled with Reddit and have been so for ages now.

Why are you so surprised about this? It's the only possible outcome.

>>150790532
He's not baffling scientists as often as he used to.

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thicc draft

>>150790504
I honestly can't imagine Secret winning anything at this point, so I'm afraid I have no idea.

Pretty sure MVP will make it out of groups intact, if only because Secret is doing so bad that it moves MVP up.

>>150790626
purge cosplayed as mario?

>>150790626
>tfw you miss a free (You)

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>team you like is losing
>close stream
>look on /d2g/
>they start winning / evening out

Why do I curse teams anons?

>>150790535
>farming for (you)s

anon you should know that (you)s aren't to be farmed- this isn't one of your mmos

>>150790573
DIGITAL CHAOS YOU MEAN

HAO GYRO

Secret are going to lose because Envy goes full spellcaster like in his animes instead of transitioning into rightclick

>ALCHEMIST IS A BALANCED HERO

IT KEEPS HAPPENING
OPERATION SUNSFAN IS COMING TOGETHER

They beat Ehome as well
Is DC doing it?

how do we make secret great again lads?

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>>150790681
>Talks about Reddit.
>Posts ReZero.
You stupid motherfucker.

>>150790701
Do mvp even pick range heroes

At all?

>>150790727
No, he just looks ugly, and at one point, he stopped caring.

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>>150790701
Looks like im going to watch MVP.

>Replicate is a balanced skill
>Morphing while silenced is totally fine as well

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Our guys done it. China has been sunsfan

>>150790654
Thats not how you spell _____secret______________________:^)______________________==___+_________

>>150790697
because puppey has learned to draft around him now
the open qualifiers were a shitfest of puppey and pld playing out of their minds to save that shitter from himself

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>>150790282
Flood stage Caw

>catch arteezy alone with three of your teammates
>jugg has omnislash
>all run away
liquid deserves to lose desu

Winner of the group gets to do what now?

>>150790681
wheres the dudester signature, man?

u gettin old? lol

>mushit

>>150790913
me :3

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>>150790681
>reddit:zero

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>>150790743
EVERYBODY
SHOUT AT THIS MAN UNTIL HE DISCONNECTS HIS INTERNET

so its been a while since ive seen secret in a tourney, did they always run RC safe lane and EE mid?

>>150790504
Who's that boi?

This game doesn't matter to newbee so they pick shitty gyro...but if MVP win Secret's fucked ;_;

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Why are you shitters posting about crap that's not related to the Secret game.

Nobody gives a shit about what's going on besides the Secret vs Liquid match, you fucking retards.

>DC
>ever losing

They cannot, they're the ragtag team powered by their fear of slack memes. They can't lose, because they know when they lose they'll be stuck in a room with slacks for the rest of the tournament.

>>150790913
chose upper bracket opponent

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>EE got an E-Blade

inb4 he ethereals himself to dodge Omni-slash and then Morph blows him up.

>>150790913
they get to start in the upper bracket, and dont have to play a best of 1 insta elimination

>>150790913
They can choosetheir opponent for the first round of winner bracket I think

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Dotards will claim DC is a NA team

>FATA
come the FUCK on

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>Mind_Control

>>150790985
>caring about washed up weebs vs. washed up spurdos

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... Is Team Liquid actually going to lose to SECRET right now?

How fucking embarrassing.

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WE'RE DOING IT

4-9

>MEME_CONTROL

>slav control

fata has brain damage

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>BATRIDER

YOU CANNOT MAKE THAT PLAY UP

>>150791087
butthurt eurocucks will claim Secret is NA now that they're losing just like they shun DC when they're losing

PLAYER WITH LEAST DEATHS

as a bulgarian i feel ashamed of mc

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>>150790850
>>150790930
>>150790957

Shieeeeet...

EZY (You)'s...

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>>150790986

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>>150791087
>secret starts losing
>yuros start claiming Secret is an NA team
>yuros start claiming DC is a euro team

LUL

DISSOLVE YOU

>Liquid gets a Lasso on the Slark and starts getting raped by almost the entire side of Liquid
>LOL JUST SHADOW DANCE AND RUN AWAY
THIS HERO NEEDS TO DIE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

THIS IS RETARDED

>SHITREKT

HAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>4v5
>get 3 kills
l m a o

How are Liquid so fucking bad?
They have to be intentionally throwing

mvp please win

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>mind control pushed RTZ out of the static storm

>DD AND INSTANT ROSH

WOW

JUST

WOW

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>be me
>secret fan
>looking at liquipedia
>results
>"oh nice everything is going our way"
>"now basically secret just has to win"
>secret
>has
>to win
>...
>mfw

>that rosh time
Literally more rng than Hearthstone. Defend yourselves, doturds