"Make another meme thread and I'll ground you for a week" edition.
>Moonfire Faire 2016 (August 5th-August 25th)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/Moonfire_Faire/
>Free Login Campaign (July 25th-August 30th)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/0b8920e68063ec4a16533bcc115d6d154b75ce73
>Youkai Watch x FFXIV Event. (July 26th-October 3rd)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/youkai-watch/
>3.35 Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/498f86d8acb4d44925b3f83e96c82c85a550f9a0
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/!
>>150750383
1st for c@s
>>150786365
I'm totally lost at this point.
2nd for cats and a hyur
I milked all there was to milk in a safe manner.
time tosmoke some weed
>>150786583
That's great. Let's sing a song next year
>>150786498
>tfw stratos wont invite you to his shitpost parties
sigh...
>>150786468
>you'll never cum in that cat and then cuddle together until you fall asleep
why even live?
Getting the obligatory posing out of the way.
CHARACTER
AND
YOUTUBE
AND
Favorite word.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHtHqlCutl4
Highlanders
manly lalafell men
>>150786532
As am I. I understand the word "fujo" as much as I do "falseflag" in this thread, honestly.
>>150786597
Holy fuck leftmost catgirl is fucking BEEFY.
>>150786780
this
xthxth
>>150786468
>>150786251
Thanks! I've tried different hair colors but I prefer to stick with this one really.
>>150786759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS8DDVabp2c
hello
>>150786739
go unlock the poses you noob dog
post your squads right meow 'w'
>>150787124
cute ct
can i flip it
lmao
>>150786759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuRpYFwMzHw
Rad
>>150786759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQNWafc6_9k
Cheese?
>>150787220
>tfw you afk and the crowd gathers around you
>>150787234
yes
>>150787220
here's one
venmes is asleep, and i don't have one of kirara "no breathing" hartmann
>>150787347
I like this lizard!
>>150787376
Song doesn't fit your character.
Vaan's gayass theme probably would, though.
>>150787391
what's your ign
Nth for unsyc with friends
>>150787347
HOW is it even possible to go this deliciously fl@‽‽‽
>>150787391
Bards can't afford to get stage fright
>>150786934
This Highlander couldn't possibly have a penis.stop posting this boner fuel, damnit
>>150787480
Hey, that's pretty rude.
I just like the music.
>>150787603
By cheating
>>150786743
>ywn raise cute cat daughters with her
>>150786759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvrgXdcZUtY
Chitter.
Comiket is in less than a week!
Anything you're looking forward to? Potentially anything Final Fantasy / XIV related?
>>150787721
The harp chose you, now you must sing for all the Black Mages and Summoners
>>150787837
Some more focus on lizard girls rather than Miqo'te
>>150787721
post ur fuckin name u dum bitch
i forgot pic last time plz accept my apology
>>150786950
post au ra butt
>>150787837
sawce
>>150788145
shyv
come on
what are you doing
>>150788230
posing
>>150788145
are u back with megu...
Colour me surprised, you actually can get Thordan EX clears via DF outside of JP data centers.
Even if it does take one wipe for people to get their shit together.
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>150786896
Fujoshi is the term used for girls that like yaoi
Just because you play as a male character doesn't mean you're a fujo!!Also fun fact, Fudanshi is a boi who likes yaoi
>>150787837
Patiently waiting for Futaket.
>>150787618
How aboutone or the other?
>>150788545
No, you aren't meant to teach people what a fudanshi is. It causes some of the most unfortunate labeling.
>>150788472
Dude just fucking spam helios or whatever aoe heal you have.
Gold every single time, don't need the mount.
>>150788363
he'd have to have changed a whole fucking lot for that to happen
>>150788695
I want topunchthat tummy
>>150788545
>play a male character
>dislike yaoi
What does that make me?
>>150787837
Ok I'm not fujo then. I just like dudes.
Cool!
I knew about fundanshi but fujo is a more "thrown around as an insult" term.
>>150788747
Smart!
>>150788695
You're incorrigible.more fuel pls
the conclusion is that i cant find pals on final fantasy 14
i tried for the whole 6 months of playing, it's impossible
might as well quit
xth for Jean Gary Diablo
>>150788350
o it sounded like you were trying to befriend paks
>>150786759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAdQzCq53XE
death
>fc says something's going down at limsa
>tp over to check it out
>three naked lalas squatting on a hyur while spamming grunt emotes
>two of them rush over and start straddling me without warning
Wonderful. This is one of the exact reasons I wanted to give this game a shot.
Weird shit is fascinating to me.
>>150788789
Do it.
>>150788889
I'll be here all weekend _(:3
>>150788729
If I start seeing people call people fudan imma laugh
I literally only see fudans as boys that like yaoi but not necessarily like 3D gay
>>150788854
Nothing really, just a person that plays as a dude? lol
>>150788872
Idk why it would be insulting, unless the girl really hates /y/ stuff
>>150786759
https://youtu.be/tJKmsF4losk
Cease.
>>150789050
idk if that guy rly is paks
i guess if it is i should not bother
>>150786759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj7PGkYX1xk
Troglodyte.
>>150788898
Modern MMOs are like that, pal
>>150786797
>>150788872
>i just like dudes
So you're just a hetero female basically?
>>150789109
you look like the cowardly lion from wizard of Oz
>>150789191
i mean it probably isnt paks but the dude is super fucking shady in general?
>>150789191
>>150789050
That isn't me.
>>150786759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngePcc7AM-4
Oscillate.
>>150789285
You ever been in a storm, anon?This is my favorite episode but I didn't get to see the whole season. Season 11 will be the first time I actually purchase a season.
>>150788898
here's a tip, stop being antisocial
you know that emote spamming faggot who invited you to his shitty meme FC? accept
you know that guy who asks in FC chat if anyone wants to do anything? join him
you know that dude who sits by himself under the tree in limsa? say hi
it's a fucking game dude, you can be way more open
what's the worst that could happen?
I know it's not easy but just try and talk with people, even if you think you don't have anything interesting to say
>>150789482
Well worth it. One of the strongest seasons so far.
>>150789473
Equip the gun, retire the bow and quiver, hop on a bird and you're probably good to go
>>150789723
dude you have no clue of the efforts I do. i just cant find anything in common with most people, not even the way I laugh. even here. fucking retards.
>>150789854
You're swapping your songs for your autoturrets.
I got 4 comms thrust upon me last night just for throwing up bishop with promotion after I was asked to.
>>150789728
I saw the first five or six episodes and I knew I had to own it. I pirated seasons 3-10 easy (minus 6 because most of 6 is ass) but 11 is so insane I need it.
>>150789997
>calling everyone retards
>being a special snowflake cunt
yeah nah you deserve no friends go rot
>>150789346
I never noticed that before.
Good spot, anon.
>>150789997
yeah no I refuse to believe you haven't found a single person you like after 6 months of jumping from one FC to another
because that's how you make friends
Ending in 0 decides whether I post Elk's phone number.
>>150789997
So the TL;DR is that you're a shit person. If YOU can't find any friends after six months of trying, what do you think the problem is? What's the root of the issue?
I'll give you a clue. It's between these brackets. (You).
>buy girl i like food
>she has bf
>she accepts me buying her food
>going to send me "stuff" later
Do I continue even though she has a BF?
>>150790289
yes
>>150790289
No.
>>150789285
Yeah sure. The shorthand way of saying all that on 4chan is "fujo," spread the word.Who are you SiP anon, I must thank you for getting me back into the show!
>>150789168
>Idk why it would be insulting
Remember anime club? Remember that girl named "tammi" who would glomp you, anon? She smelled like BO and cheap japanese chocolate covered biscuit sticks.
Nobody wants to be leashed in with the tammis. Nobody.
>>150789997
Sounds like the consistency here is you, anon..
>>150789997
>even here.
Even at the bottom of the barrel? That's not how you make friends. Go to a better game, for your own health.
>>150790329
>"stuff"
Hope for nudes or feet or ass. Buying her shit is no big if you got the cash, just don't be a doormat (unless that's your thing).
>>150790289
Yes
>>150790379
All machinists need a good form of transport. Sorry you have to wait until 2018 before Yoshi lets you use a gun on mount-back.
>>150790313
I really cant see how I could have been the problem. I never did anything wrong.
>>150790073
That's my conclusion. You're all retarded. Not a single person here has any potential.
>>150790505
No, the consistency is you all being fucking dumb. Don't you fucking see a pattern, yeah of fucking course not.
It's a shame I wasted all this time on it.
>>150786597
dabbing is just being taken too far.
also yfw there will never be a dancer class.
>>150790505
I'm a literal who, but you're welcome all the same.
>>150784548
not true
zanderas character is really fucking qt and shes a cute girl
>>150790536
It's the same literally everywhere.
>>150790703
Oh, I get it. You're a troll.
How am I supposed to pronounce? Machinist?
I say it like Machinist but I hear other people say Machinist. Please help I'm going crazy
>>150790289
No.
>game was fun
>seemed like there may be a semi active erp scene
>can't spare money for games, saving up to move houses
I just wish the game was like old gw2 and was just a purchase and play forever, instead of purchase and sub time
>>150790774
I've seen you posting around here, anon. I think I complimented your highlander one time
Thank you, bridge troll. If I see you on balmung (if you're there, idk) I'll give you a fistbump and a drawing of me holding your pecs from behind
>>150790762
>yfw there will bein your dreams
>>150790938
machinist
like machine
>>150790289
i dare you
>>150790849
Well I know why you haven't made friends, now.
>>150790938
I bet you think you're real fuckin' clever, don't you!
>>150790289
i dare you not to
>>150791038
wtf
>hempen top doesn't even cover the torso
>malezen have little defined muscle
>tfw no muscle slider
why even
>>150790891
...
>>150791073
huh
>>150786468
rep
>>150791000
there's an extremely active ERP scene on balmung
>>150790918
You know, I can't remember the last time someone called a penis a bird
>>150790938
Oh fuck, I've been pronouncing it Machinist all this time. Why didn't anyone tell me?!
>>150791001
Sure thing, don't forget mytroll toll.
>>150791159
You have to be trolling. Nobody's this fucking stupid and completely oblivious to how disgusting their attitude actually is. No wonder why you have no friends, you fucking waste of oxygen.
Wallow in your solitude.
>>150786759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6id1B1Lyq8
Oxymoron.
>>150786759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImDV8S4ufK0
>>150791269
No, YOU fucking kill yourself. I can't afford to make bonds with dumb fucking cunts like you. Do you know what it means to BOND? It means more than you think, and it will change you. I repeat, I cannot afford to make any sort of meaningful bonds with total shitheads.
>>150791536
>Do you know what it means to bond?
Fortunately, there are bonding agents for your convenience.
>>150791192
Would this c@ let me succ on their teets?
>>150791536
I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse
And got blood on my dick cause I fucked a corpse (C'MON!)
I'm a nasty nigga - when you pass me nigga look me in my eyes (WHAT!)
Tell me to my fuckin' face that you ready to die (C'MON!)
You be a dead motherfucker, red motherfucker
Don't be stupid, you heard what I said motherfucker
Who shot you? Aww nigga, like you don't know (WOO!)
Stickin' you for yo' dough while I'm fuckin' yo' broke ho (WHAT!)
>>150790938
cute weapon
>>150791245
Confound your lousy toll, troll!
>>150791707
>posting my image with my filename
STOP
T
O
P
Hey, /xivg/, I just came back to the game after 8 months of hiatus, but my server seems to be kinda dead now (Malboro). What would be a good server to transfer to?
>>150792114
Best screenshot.
Balmung or Gilgamesh.
>>150792114
Balmung or Gilgamesh. Flip a coin to get the answer, eat something, get a drink, then pay up.
memes
>>150791707
yn0
>>150792281
Yeah that doesn't surprise me. She has a history of questionable ideas
>>150792337
You have to admit that collective unconscious is one of the best looking abilities in the game, though.
>>150792472
ast also has the coolest looking lb3
What are the best looking MNK weapons?
>>150792568
I prefer MCH's, but that's just me
>>150792642
lore weapon
prepare for troublemake it double
>>150792472
why is the defense for any ast shit flinging always "at least they have cool looking abilities!"
why
>>150792642
katars
>>150792568
That's notGigaflare.
>>150792642
Emporer's New Fists + arachne gloves of striking
One of the HW dungeon weapons has a blade that extends when you unsheathe it, I think it's the level 57 one.
Mentors need to ba perma banned.
>>150792642
Yo Kai
>>150792809
I'm not defending AST, though. The only reason I've leveled it at all is because I got to start at 30, but yes I did get relevant cross class skills so I'm not a complete shitter.
>>150792642
Knuckles of the Heavens, Hellfire Claws, Verethragna.
>>150792114
Disregard those other two posts.
Try Excalibur, Leviathan, or Sargatanas, if you want decently populated servers without the baggage of Balmung/Gilgamesh.
>>150792856
Teraflare is boring. Meteor is better.
>>150792797
oh shit, I have a transform macro myself but I don't have the poses yet. Putting your gear on a piece at a time is cool, stealing your idea.
>>150792797
pretty cool
>>150792948
mentor seems like they would be a qt. do you have any pics?
>>150792948
Totally, just do it before I get a healer to 60.
>>150793101
>Teraflare
>Boring
Man you don't even know. Metero will always be 10/10, though. Nothing screams "FUCK YOU" more than dropping a flaming celestial object on your enemy.
>>150793114
we're all [spoilers] rangers now [/spoiler]
>>150793268
>metero
help how do I typing
>>150793268
I havent seen a teraflare in a while but from what I remember it looked kinda cool but didnt really have that oomph when it hits.
>>150792856
roar
(spent fuckign like 8 mins looking for this shot god dammit)
i love bionicles my favorite one is
*looks at hand*
...mata nui...
>>150791245
Is this good enough
>>150793268
This one seems to be the biggest middle finger IMO.
>>150793593
It's just too small. It looks cool when you're using it and zoomed in but nobody else can see the fucking thing.
>>150793385
ctrl + s idiot
>>150793406The joke is a visual one because SMN's LB3 is actually Gigaflare, it's just NAMED Teraflare. That's why I followed up with an image of the real Teraflare.
BUT IT'S NOT FUNNY IF YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT
>>150793461
I love how 24-mans are a perfect excuse to use LBs you don't normally get to use or see.
>>150793593
Coolest thing about Chimatsuri is the billion handsigns that you do during the wind-up.
>>150793524
bahaha
yes that is good enough
fukkin saved
>>150792779
*opens fire on an unarmed black teen*
>>150794003
*fires back*
Das fo' my nigguh harambe, drag u thru the dirt
>>150794003
>tfw my crush transferred servers
I'm a lizard on a cock! :3
PLD has the worst LB
>>150794140
Now THIS is a proci post
>>150794329
I would agree, if I didn't hear him snoring rn
I hate his harambe shit
>>150794310
nah the giant wall is at least cooler than WARs
>>150794329
Nah
>>150794310
>not liking huge castle walls
I'm sure you're playing in a bikini.
>>150793965
Thanks senpai
I'm gonna honk that büb, trashman
>>150794261
is this some sort of a new meme
>>150794665
its a very old meme actually
lurk more
>>150794540
this nigga looks like what factory farms do to chickens with hormones and shit.
>>150794525
It's ugly as hell. I'm sorry you have such low standards.
>>150794850
Okay, Lance.
>>150794850
bruce on the right
>>150794754
Not him, but I think we have a different view on "very old"
This is the best one
>>150794852
>he doesn't like being the wall
>>150795032
>just realize i could make a trump macro
>>150794975
in a 3 year old general something that's a year old is "very old", yes
that's 33% of the generals runtime
or would you not consider something that's 1.514 bil years "very old" just because the earth itself is 4.543 bil years old lol
Fireworks !! :3
>>150795201
Keep the /pol/ shit on /pol/, cunt.
>>150795010
Factually accurate.
>>150795353
Keep the degenerate shit on /xvig/, cunt. oh wait
>>150795249
No, I would not consider something a year old to be "very old" on a fucking imageboard
>>150795249
He was saying it less than a month ago, though.
>>150795201
>"AND MAKE <t.> PAY FOR IT!"
>>150795452
then your view of "very old" is wrong and irrelevant because you don't factor in context
>>150795526
and?
point here is about when it first started
>>150795652
>i'm so tolerant and progressive
>but if you don't vote for my candidate you're a nazi
>>150795736
Say with conviction the exact date Kiss started posting "I'm a lizard on a rock :3"
>>150795652
>if you don't vote Hillary you're a Neo-Nazi.
And?
>>150795939
t. Ippiki Atros
Keep the /pol/ in /pol/, you cunts. That shit ain't for here, it ain't videogames.
>>150795993
no wonder you all suck dick shamelessly
>>150796097
this post is not video games
>>150796097
the rest fo the thread isnt videogames either
>>150794763
Elezen farms are a horrible place.
>>150796163
I love creepy squid!
>Notice in most successful EBs the man has power and money
>I have neither
Oh no!
How much should I expect to be charged to have 5 pieces of ironworks gear crafted for me on Balmung?
>>150796657
>the man
>implying there is just one
>>150792948
tfw senpai who has got a couple of kouhais under their wing. Fight me.
Do I pull the trigger lads.
I'm only level 35, but
>literally no people in duty finder at 3AM
Nah.
Any other EU players on Balmung? How's the lag? I'm worried I'll regret it since I'm still not that good and the latency may make that worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsz2Na3qyew
>>150796656
thank u
>>150796768
I don't consider bottoms or faggots as being men
>>150796865
Plenty of euros on balmung. The lag is kind of shitty and I'd recommend some kind of tunnelling service to make the experience less awful.
>>150796865
As far as i've heard the lag is pretty bearable, and there's a ton of euros on balmung for rping if nothing else. The towns are always jam packed with people at all hours of the dayexcept maybe grid
>>150795351{/pet}
>>150796997
Limsa has the benefit of luring pirate RPers to hang around there.
Gridania... is just trees and depressing atmosphere.
>>150797954
TARGET ACQUIRED
>>150798086
COMMENCING HOSTILITIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8bsD1w6DHo
Why are you posting on xivg on a friday night?
>http://imgur.com/As4I0gy
Post Highlander woman booty or Disciple of Hand glamours, please.
None of this drama and cancer is on Leviathan is it?
My FC pretty much died and I was plannign on FC hopping for a while until I found some active but relatively casual players, I don't want to be made fun of because I'm not raid ready 24/7
don't reply to it
>>150798435
Because it seems like an appropriate way to spend my life.
>>150798545
>>150798545
The turds that woman could cut...
>>150798545
why not both. Comically oversized hammer ahoy
>>150798595
You could always turn over a new leaf.
>>150798545
IW gloves w/ this chest, spring skirt, housemaid heels = upperclassman crafting!
>That job you love the look/style of but suck at actually playing
what's her name?
>>150798910
Is this new lizard just Kiss? Fuck
what sort of general fantasy/jrpg soundtracks do you guys listen to while playing? i dont mind the ingame music but it gets very repetitive
>>150799041
Huh? No, I don't think so
>>150799003
Black Mage.
>>150799103
>listening to videogame soundtracks
https://youtu.be/3c9FrMgcgLc
What do you think mixes are for?
>>150799103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9piElENpvmM&index=1&list=RD9piElENpvmM
>>150799294
when i listen to music, videogame osts rarely pop up, but i like to find stuff similar in theme/atmosphere to the game when i'm actually playing it.
>>150799003
I really like healers, especially scholar but I have no idea how to actually play them or if I do anything the right way.
>>150797057
mewmew thankyou
>>150799103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1_7UQHIDcA
>>150799318
I can't really listen to the Souls soundtracks while playing other games. Not sure why
>>150799290
you fucked up
>>150799463
oh. have another random
https://youtu.be/J2PtPBOmh1s
>>150799610
Hm?
I can't play BLM at all. I hate the idea of having to move a lot to spam my abilities.
>>150799847
You don't actually play anything though.
At all.
>>150799769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5USIc31Sa5Y
shlohmo best boiler room. though i cant deny i listen to regular music when im doing something grindy.
>>150799003
White Mage
>>150799952
I main bard.
>>150799847
i meant when you forgot to put your trip back on
>>150799290
>>150799003bard
>>150799003
Paladin 10000%
DRK does dungeons and MTing better
WAR does soloing and general DPS better
The only thing it's really good at would be wandering the overworld and saving/buffing randoms
>>150800119
I take it off when I want to ask game questions because otherwise people start chimping out and flinging piss and poo at each other.
>>150799003
Machinist. I wanted to play it when HW dropped, too.
>>150800271
No, you do not remove your trip.
>>150800519
Hey das my secret hang out spot don't go there...
>>150800519
>>150800587
stop replying to yourself
Someone asked me why I used to shitpost so much today.
Up until then, I had never really given it much thought. I didn't know how to answer him at first.
So I thought about it for hours, to no avail. Days, nothing. Weeks even. But then, after exactly one month, it clicked. It was like everything in my world was clear at that point.
I did it for me.
I liked it.
I was good at it.
And I was... really...I was alive.
Goodbye, /xivg/.
>>150800760
wasnt the funny the first ten times and its not funny now
fuck off dude
also gj admitting that it was you posting all that shit earlier
retard
>>150800760
Can you at least quote other things, though?
Where the boys n men @
>>150800760
>>150801156
Are you suggesting that you prey on boys?
>>150801192
Here's hoping he finally pulls the trigger.
>>150801351
>Pulling the trigger
He's just quoting Monster, though
*gets ready to make a shitpost*
*looks at how bad the thread is*
*sighs*
You guys don't need me anymore...
Got scholar to level 60. Should I focus on getting Astro or White Mage leveled up next?
>>150799003
every job
>>150801404
I don't think that's how it works at all
>>150801486
you have one healer, do a dps or tank
>>150801024
Busy being fabulous
>>150801024
we innit
>flirt with someone in the QS
>they ask if I'm a guy or girl irl
Fuck. Off. Creepers.
one of my fantasies is to get buff and pay you all a plane ticket to come to me and cuddle on a big bed
>>150801808
>boys
>men
she didn't ask for fags
>>150801820
Too social for me. Good luck, anon.
>>150801819
>not saying you're a girl and leading them on
Only yourself to blame lad.
>>150800760
There's a fucking line in Balmung for the Yellow Ranger quest. It goes halfway back to Costa Del Sol. I can't breathe.
>>150801926
come on
>>150801820
That seems really comfyComfy bara tiddies..
>>150801997
No, I'm fine. Good luck with your dream.
>>150798901tfw not inside this highlander
>>150801024
No men, only constructs.
>>150801024
???
>>150801898
I apologize but us cocksuckers still have dicks
Does anyone else have trouble focusing on a job to play? I love tanking so that stays my main easily, but after that I partially gear up like 5 different jobs because I keep switching what I want as a secondary role. How do I pick???
>>150801992
>He didn't get a fastpass ahead of time so he could get into the shorter line.
Laffin at ur suffering
>>150802203
What a disgusting post, tell me who you are
>>150801980
Can you tell kiss to stop shitposting or something?
Or kick him from soft even?
Please?I'm not even on Balmung but I hate him.
>>150801992
I gotta see this
>>150802348
>>150801992
got it with shadowflare on smn right before they started the line
>>150801992
mateus yellow ranger bombs pic related
>>150802265
a second character you can gear dedicatedly, maybe caster/healer so you can swap them with relative ease amongst the albeit maybe suboptimal secondaries
>>150802203
No, my bonds of ignorance grant me so much bliss. You do not yet understand just how much bliss I can experience because I do not comprehend the problems of a world without testosterone.
>>150802541
>1 person online there on prime time
How horrifying.
>>150801898
I accept suav as the bara necessity
( • ∆ • )7
>>150802747
I'm impressed
>>150802437
Kiss is fine, he's signifigantly cooled his shitpostingI didn't expect him to entirely stop like I had hoped but it's down to the point where it's a nonissue.he talks in /fc occasionally and is a fairly decent member. And besides, i'd take Lizard on a rock! :333333 a million times over whatever garbage this >>150802203 person has posted over the last few days.
The number of legendary medals you need to grind to get all weapons is fucking insane.
>ywn have a cute catgirl to hold hands with
>>150802817
Ada when you gonna gimme dat butt doe?
>>150802817
>he's signifigantly cooled his shitposting
lol!
>>150803127
Of course it isn't, I'm just a savage
i hope you're having a great day anon
i know i'm not
>>150802947
when you send a tell
>>150802967
i'll worry about it when i worry about it, rio is gonna fucking flog me if i let it get out of hand.
>>150803127
No.
>>150802924
Yeah. Don't do it. it's not worth it.
>>150803251
What's the matter, anon?
>>150803251
Could be worse.
What's wrong with yours?
>>150803314
The fact that you have someone in your FC whose shitposting is so rampant that you actually have to "control" it says a lot about the quality of people you associate with.
>ada is a huge shitposter
>forbids his members from shitposting
Lmao
>>150803529
I think it's only fair to point out you mistook me for the guy who asked for your name.
>>150803649
Shitposting//=//Spamming stale pasta
Old Kiss was just posting the same things over and over.
>>150803529
>inane voidsent hour
i'm so in. would you PLEASE return to the hole you crawled out of before i have to cast you back down?
>>150802940
>tfw your catgirl will never be real
>ywn get to love and protect her
>>150803738
He. Still. Is.
>>150786468
>>150804269
Damn that's a cute ganguro
>>150803251
I'm not either. My entire fucking life keeps collapsing further every time I think it's finished falling apart. Everything has been piling up for years, I'm too scared to get help for anxiety / depression, I spend every day drinking heavily or using drugs, I typically lay in bed and cry all night, I almost never sleep for more than an hour or two, I have almost no friends, I have to bed the few I have not to leave me sometimes, I can't stand to live like this anymore I never have any motivation to do anything, whenever I try to get a hobby or go out and do something I get frustrated and hate myself more.
I'm sorry to rant like this, this past week has been extremely tough for me. You all here are always very nice to me and I've become semi-known to you people I guess. Your nice comments on my posts and screenshots always make me feel a little okay. I'll probably kill myself soon and I'm sorry for anyone who enjoyed my posts here.
>>150804787
Sorry, it's the chloroform
>>150804269
i wanna make a goober in the spoodercooter
>>150804787
Is that a white dorito on your head ?
>tfw
What are some recommended poses
>>150804978
It's dry cat barbed milk
>>150804787
deluded about what exactly? all i see is yet another noisy voidsent begging to be put down.
Wow even old c@s are cute
prepare for trouble
and make it double
When does being a conjurer pick up?
I'm still level 17 and casting Aero then Stone is starting to feel stale.
At least the duties make it not so boring at the least.
Does Medica only work on people in your party? I tried to heal 2-3 people at once in a FATE and it didn't work even if after targeting one of them.
>>150805323
WHM is incredibly boring until 50-60 when you get all the fun skills.
>>150805295
gay
>>150805385
>fun skills
Such as?
>>150805323
When you cross-class a bunch of shit on CNJ that WHM can't get so that spamming Stone in Cleric Stance gets even more fun. Leveling as a CNJ is all about being a Geomancer
>>150805451
all of hem
>>150805295
one person in this picture is a disgusting hypocrite
i wanna get into crafting. How much Craftsmanship/control/CP should I shoot for at 60?
Oh my god some idiot is streaming Kung Pow while he waits in line
http://original.livestream.com/yuestream
>>150805451
Asylum, Assize, Stone 3, Aero 3
>>150805396
i'm gay!
>>150805513
i think everyone's a hypocrite at least once in their life
anyone on balmung wanna do weeping city?
This is so lit
>>150805676
who you?
>>150805656
I personally think WHM is fun before the HW skills. It's fun as soon as you have Holy in dungeons. CNJ stops being fun when you turn into WHM and lose Raging Strikes, Blood for Blood and Internal Release, then you get PoM and it's fun again. Everything's kind of wonderful from Holy all the way to 60.
>>150805723
Name?
>>150806057
>PoM
My bad, Divine Seal. PoM is 30
>>150805962
me shirou
>>150806060
lei ari
>>150806220
lol no
Post your transformation sequence songs all you mahou shojou and sentai!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWqq_jsFOkg
>>150805723
is it okay if im a retard doing it for the first time for the story quest?
who do i whisper?
>>150805535
level all the classes to 50 for cross class abilities and get at least ilvl 150 gear, save money for ilvl 190 though
>>150806260
y-you too
>>150806453
ya
>>150806220
Moonfire/Rising are definitely my favorite events of the year
balmung is fucking high school
anyone on balmung wanna listen to music and drink andcry
Hot damn
>>150807048
im a teacher, not a student
What is the name of the average Highlander?
Like, the Highlander equivalent to "Alberto Barbosa"
>>150807312
I think they're like, native american kinda names.
So I dunno, Little Bear?
>>150807392
That'd be the name of the average Hellsguard Roe
>>150806496
Oh, by start crafting, I meant start doing 4*s and stuff. I already have most of my cross class skills and am in the process of getting my IW stuff crafted. I just wanted to know the stats I have to aim for.
>>150806313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX5NznUBsXw
>>150807392
Nah, that's for Hellsguard Roegadyn. Highlanders would typically have names with Germanic or Nordic roots. Translating that particular name over would be kind of iffy.
When can lalas get the 1.0 walk back, I'm tired of this retarded penguin walk
>>150807749
to start crafting 3star ironworks (technically not 4* according to the game)
you need at least 870 craftsmanship and 835 control, and a good CP to shoot for those types of crafts is 437 at least which is very easily obtainable using HQ food
i have 416 CP without food and with food 466
i am worthless trash
discard me
>>150808627
come to the benche
>>150808627
You should just go back to posting lewds, beepy.
>>150808685
no
>>150808718
no
>>150808719
no
>>150808809
Get the fuck off 4chan and ffxiv and go do something useful.
>>150808809
you call yourself worthless trash but you fear something is going to happen to you
come to the bench
WTB: feet.
>>150809068
Are you on balmung?
>when you nut but she still suckin
>>150808809
What if I bring a collar?
Lonely au ra looking for friends
PST
Lonely elezen looking for an au ra companion
PST
What's the best lewd outfit I can get for my female lala so I can start seducing people?
Lonely lala looking for au ra and elezen buddies
PST
Lonely tin can looking for (You)s...
PSY
Lonely green cat looking for any and all boys.
PST
>>150809736
>>150809775
>>150809858
This isn't a joke...
>do leveling roulette thinking I'll get a big chunk of eco
>get The Vault
What's the fastest way to get from 58-60
i know i've already posted a lot of poses but i can't help myself
>>150810148
i can see ur underwear
>>150809775{/you}
>>150810000
Spam Vault until 59, then do three runs of Gubal. You should hit 60 about halfway through the third run.
Is the first Yokai mount much easier to get than the 2nd one with the little dude hanging on to it? I ask because I signed on thanks to the 5 free days campaign.
>>150810243
>Free 5 days
>Spend it getting a shitty mount and not actually playing the game
Will someone please tell this creep to stop standing over me and staring at me?
>>150810148how do you even get the emotes
>>150810343
No I won't
>>150810181
stop looking at my bloomers
>>150810384
you do the 3 event quests at least once and then follow it until completion, then you can buy the emotes for 5 vouchers each (15 total) at the event vendor in costa del sol
>looking through my screenshots for cute awena images
>they've all mysteriously disappeared
Oh well, have someone who's never around these parts anymore.
>>150810027
Yeah... I'm the weird one.
These chucklefucks on Excalibur are my new favorite people.
Have any of you managed to successfully clear (or even enter into) A4S via DF?
>>150810529
That's weird, I did them all and they didn't show. Guess I'll just do them again then dammit.
>>150810309I don't have HW
@150810669
kill yourself
>>150810621
where can I meet you guys
>>150810716
They're at Costa Del Sol right off the event pavilion.
>>150802671
>as opposed to literally waiting in line in a video game
Transferring to mateus right now
>Kiss calms down
>We get this new guy
Can we have peace for once?
>>150811041
Stop replying to them completely and they'll stop.
>>150811134
Evangelion was shit.
>>150810669
Mysteries need to be solved...
What sort of materia should I put in my padjali longbow?
Video games have never been more comfortable.
Stop.
>>150811554
Man, you're more annoying then any previous shitposter combined. I just want to look at cute video game butts and you spam your psuedofanatical bullshit nonstop.
Do you consider yourself to be good?
can i be an avatarfag too
>>150810529
Cornie is a hottie.
>>150811745
Stop fucking replying to them. Are you people braindead?
>>150811813
It was a very hard question for her, I'm thinking the answer is no.
>>150811824
shirou you suck
>>150811824
I dunno. Can you?
Madot Suki pecks Kiss Dissem on the lips.
Kiss Dissem kisses Madot Suki.
>>150811824
There's only one person in this picture that isn't a loser and is cute ingame and irlso dreamy
>>150811907
That's all they're getting outta me man, i wonder if filtering that resolution would solve it.
Post Prophet's Sandals
>autists in balmung novice network getting into a aspie argument over the words refresh and regen
>>150811825
yup
>>150811945
nope well maybe
>>150811975
OF COARSH
>>150812059
thanks you're too kind
>>150812354
you're the epitome of a loser, leave
>>150812094
Note the slight changes to resolution in each image. They're obviously trying to dodge filters. Blatant shitposting at its most severe.
>>150812784
And you guys kept giving it replies, only encouraging it. Good job.
>>150812784
Who is it though? Who has veteran rewards, knows how to rile up xiv, and has a vengeance to do this?
>>150812501
can you prove it
>>150812475
What's your ign?
>>150812784
>Note the slight changes to resolution in each image.
Sounds like tofu
MOM'S
GONNA
FREAK
>>150813007
hey, wanna fuck?
>>150812910
Who fucking cares? Stop giving them what they want.
>>150812927
>avatarfag
>MMORPG
>4chan board
>plays a midget race
>isn't good at the game
>tries really hard for attention
>replies to every post
although that's basically 80% of the posters here
>>150812964
Tofu's insane but I've been hearing from all his friends that he has been on Balmung for a long time without trouble. Notice how no one posts about him in thread and a lot of us are friends with him?
>>150813070
No one ever see’s me coming. When they do, they all start running.
>>150813091
those weren't very great reasons, i was hoping for better
oh well, i'm gonna go to bed now
Everyone, quickly.
Post surprised faces!
>>150790289
rolling for yes
>>150811745
Filtering the resolution helps.
>>150790289
No.
>>150813450
>>150811745
The irony. Sucks having to see constant shit that isn't game related, doesn't it?
>>150813674
> tfw you failed this quest many times
>>150812910
It's not an alt. It's an old player with a changed name.
I just resub and I am having trouble downloading the game. It gets up to a certain point and just gives me this error
"unable to download patch files 30413 20495 25008"
Im sad bros. I just want to be a healslut
>>150812002
Shibe on suicide watch lmfao
>>150813828
You didn't answer the hypothetical question and just confirmed what I said in the question.
>>150813450
are there any DPS jobs that don't have a heavy focus on double-weaving oGCDs? my ping is super high and it makes jobs like MCH frustrating as hell to play
>>150814004
Monk.
>>150814004
Mnk
>>150813925
It's not tofu because I have this person added from before they name changed.
>>150813450
>>150813931
Get a VPN. Otherwise try casters.
>>150814050
>>150814058
thank you amigos
>>150813931
>>150814152
Monk is also stylish as fuck and has some really nice animations.
>>150813774
you can filter one of them
>>150814254
(You) have sold me on it, gonna go get it to 60 now
>>150813450
>>150814519
Don't forget to get the Fists of the Sephirot and use them for your weapon glamour.
Are there any Outdoor Furnishings I can sleep on? I wanna take cat naps in the sun!
Had to friggin stand in line for an hour and a half for that yellow ranger quest. I am fucking done. Screw doing that another 2 times.
>>150814782
oriental deck
>>150793114
Here you go senpai
/micon 1 gearset
/rpose3r
/gs change 26 <wait.1>
/gs change 27 <wait.1>
/rpose2r
/gs change 28 <wait.1>
/gs change 29 <wait.1>
/rpose1r
/gs change 30 <wait.2>
/gs change 1
Obviously, change your gs IDs to your correct gear sets
>>150814857
Anything easier to get or is that it?
>>150814942
Beach chairs
>someone /tells me asking me how I'm doing
>trial account so I can't reply
>I can't see them anywhere near me
I'm so sorry stranger
>>150814978
Thank you friend!
>>150814942
oriental deck is actually relatively inexpensive to make.
> Ancient Lumber (7) <-- GC mat/unspoiled. Petrified Log (GC)/Scarlet Sap
> Roof Tile (15) - ez
> Granite (2) - ez
> Varnish (4) - ez
> Maiden Grass (5) - ez
> Fieldcraft Demimateria II (3) - ez. desynth aetheryte rings.
>>150815159
All my FC crafters are too lazy to get 3 stars :(
ingame fireworks too good
>>150815268
Pricks.
3* crafting is even more piss-easy to achieve now.
>Stopped paying for my sub
>Other people buy it for me
Fuck, I'm a leech :/
>>150814458
Come make friends
How likely would I be to make a friend if I just approached a random guy in a hub and asked them how life is going through /say?
Who's the best bard
>>150815496
100% likely
goooood evening!
>>150815540
List xivg bards and rank them
tfw no one to watch fireworks with
Who Excalibur here?
>>150792348
imma suck yo toes
>>150815703
I was going to say good meowning then realized how dumb that was ._.
Good thing!
>>150815840
Yo.
>>150815837
come back to Ul'dah
New to this general, just bought this game forPS4, just wondering what I should expect and just looking for any tips and advice for a new player.
>>150815992
ERP
>>150815905
it's ok, i say stupid things at least every day!
at least i hope it's ok, but whatever
>>150815703
Good evening!{/pet}
>>150815905
>ada shitfucking paks peehole right by the FC house
Soft is SOOOO unlucky
>>150816128
gald to see you're enjoying the poses too!this was the only mask i had on me...
>>150815959
No, you're probably that creepy old guy that kept staring at me!
>>150815845
wtf is this website
i need it pls
>>150814904
thank you very much kind anon
>>150815334
oh greencat
>A cute lesbian RPer couple shows up
>They end up cucking each other and breaking up
Why does this happen everytime? Is there someone with a cuck fetish doing this?
>>150816653
Which couple was it this time?
>>150816219
>Picking on Lance
Oi I want to RP my midlander as a mime.
I also want the me being a mime explain why I have all the jobs
Also I would love if the power to mimic is not done with echo and instead is hereditary.
Any ideas?
>>150816475
yes, what is it?
>>150816713
>Not watching them on Balmung
Cucked already.
>got 30/30 potd weapon on floor 40
Would it be a bad idea to do 41-50 with a new weapon?
Dues Vult brothers.
We march on Garland in the morning.
https://youtu.be/b11-37Me_a4
>>150816756
iwat are you even talking about
>>150816798
Deus*
Garlemand*
>>150816797
If I recall correctly, won't it bar you from entry? I think the sets of floors have some requirements / minimum weapon/armor levels to enter.
>>150816219
Oh..
>>150816707
i have nothing helpful to say, but this is confusing and excellent
>>150816871
I'll give you a big gay dance
>>150816707
People are weird in this game and get really anally ravaged if you RP as a primal or anything relating to it. It seems to be the RPer sin to ever RP godlike things.
Good luck regardless that sounds cool as heck.
monk is a really fun class! what's your favourite class xivg?
monk is probably my favourite to play but bard is my best, i'd say
Is there anything i can spend Esos on to sell for gil?
>>150817054
no, they're worthless don't bother
>>150817004
or if you turn them down for erp
>>150817004
>>150816909
Damn. Thanks anyway dudes
So far is I have a warrior monk cult in a location that I haven't set, any continent you can think of would be rad.
The mime warriors focus on abandoning the self in hopes to achieve a greater sense of one-ness with others or some gay shit.
They have 3 powers, mime which allows the user to watch others and copy their movements perfectly so long as they can see the entire motion.
Copy which allows a photographic memory of others motions, which allows the mime to apply those to himself.
And combine, which allows the mime to store and combine prior minutes actions into a new style. I was thinking this is something my dude can't do as it's for high ups in the sect.
But I think I'm retarded and am afraid this is dumb there's ore to it that i didn't include. Any ideas?
>>150817535
postlewds
>>150814904
Used this but the flashes don't appear. I assume you have to change classes with the gear sets for it to do that?
>>150817075
How do you play this on your apple watch?
>>150817790
why is every one of your screenshots a different resolution
gay game
>>150817075
I recognise this ui
>>150817824
They're evading being filtered, because everyone has had enough of their shitposting.
>>150817686
>creepshotting people
>changing your ui to avoid filters
Pathetic
If you're looking for friends it helps to let people who pointedly do not want to be your friend ignore you.
>>150817824
he's so desperate for attention and recognition that he's resizing his screenshots into 3 different resolutions
>different computers
the watermark text is distorted you pathetic fuck
Interesting how all it takes is some persistence and knowledge, and one person can throw everyone off their game.
Well played.
>>150818153
Meant resolution obviously. You are a tool.
>>150816358
>http://vistas.explorexiv.com/
This is amazing.
You're just upscaling your garbage 1600x900 screenshots.
Fuck off.
>>150818176
the fuck u talking about
>>150818316
You are the worst poster in this general. Don't try to sound smart, you already claimed testosterone was poison. You're as dumb as a rock.
>>150818393
Stop replying to shotaextreme/Paks.
>>150818430
Okay.
>>150818393
>being triggered
>>150818316
You'd have better luck joining your self dxed autistic "superior" non-neurotypical friends over at tumblr.
>>150818501
>>150818430
That aint me. Ada would hammer me in the dick if I was that obnoxious.
hm, please give me DRG glamour ideas and ones in general
>>150818619
>doesn't deny being shotaextreme
lol
>>150818815
>Imagine if we were in public right now. You'd be arrested for behaving like a lunatic and I'd be praised for being so stoic in your engagement of my completely normal behaviour.
loving every laugh
get a trip
Dip dip potato chip.
>>150818815
>that isn't me
>responding to a message addressed to paks
Idiot. Everyone knows who you are.
>>150818910
What makes you think I'd pretend to be an ugly fish girl when I can get RP whenever I want on my main and alt?
Run me through your thought process here.
>>150818815
I'm pretty sure you and paks use the same ui settings
I know for sure you are an alt
>>150819001
>you
>calling anyone out for being on a high horse when you're insufferably smug and think you're better than anyone
I'm done
Yesterday, a good friend of mine came up and asked why I had loved shitposting as much as I do. And this was what I told him:
When I'm not feeling too good, I usually take what's bothering me and caricaturize it in one of my absurd shitposts. Somehow presenting my problems to this general in a silly manner makes it feel much less heavy than it does. Shitposting to me is more than just a way to get some cheap laughs. It's the only thing keeping me sane. It's the one thing I'll always have to fall back on when everything goes wrong. It's the one outlet I can vent all my frustrations through without anyone being wise to what I'm really feeling. I really can't tell you how lost I'd be if I couldn't shitpost. It has gotten me through some dark times that otherwise would've broken me.
This shitpost goes out to shitposting. Thank you for all you've done for me.
Why are you fucking idiots still giving it replies?
He's catching big fish for me!
>>150819160
>tfw no cat to spoil
>>150818815
Enough, this is pathetic to watch.
>>150819001
I'm convinced you literally can't walk away without getting the last word in.
Just waiting for that post timer to run out so you can flail around, and I can't stress this enough, like a really bad shitposter. One of the worst I've ever seen.
>>150819253
>Tell me your line of thought there.
>>150818989
>Run me through your thought process here.
epic
Is there anything hunting logs are good for besides exp and cheevos?
Can i just ignore them?
>>150818989
>>150818815
Right, so neither of you are Paks or Shotaextreme, or did you get confused to which identity you were denying?
Why don't you put a bullet in your face if you want attention?
>>150819253
You are the equivalent of all infamous ebins concentrated into one individual. How can someone be so fucking lost.
I don't even want to bother. You should just end it, really. Maybe you'll have more luck in the next life.
>>150819326
Hunting logs are worthless.
>cheevos
Get the fuck out, underage.
>>150819326
the first 2 or 3 tiers are decent xp
>>150819327
>>150819293
You two must live exciting lives where everything is a conspiracy and intrigue with layers of suspenseful secrecy. I'm just... me. Boring old me.
Stop getting baited by an asshole who obviously has been here for years and knows how to collect yous.
Why does this game attract so many trans people? .
>>150819293
B T F O
T
F
O
>>150818656
don't worry you'll get imprisoned and raped someday
>>150819424
>Stop getting baited by an asshole who obviously has been here for years and knows how to collect yous.
You?
>>150819424
>an asshole who obviously has been here for years and knows how to collect yous
In other words, you.
>>150818656
greencat...
>>150819425
It attracts LGBT people a lot because of how you can doll up males just about as much as you can a female.except for bunny ears ;-;[/spoilers]
Can someone invite me to a FC in Balmung?
Light Hearted
Thanks.
Okay everyone, stop replying to it. STOP REPLYING TO IT.
As revolting as it is.
for fgog!
>tfw female playing catboi
where do i find catgirls to bully me
>every post reeks condescension
>yet is utterly desperate and starved for attention >started changing resolution to avoid filters
>now cropping selfies
how fucked in the head can one person be?
>>150819554
>hating on this game and shitposting about it every day
Assumptions running wild here.
>so you're telling me to kill myself <why> again
Because your nothing but an irritation.
You're just another fly buzzing around a bull's ass like every other garbage shitposter in this general.
>>150819425
MMOs are an outlet for the mentally ill to access a large pool of equally desperate people to socialize with and live out their fantasies without the interference of reality to grapple with.
>>150819790
DONT REPLY TO IT.
IM GOING TO BED
BE GOOD
DONT REPLY TO IT
>>150819637
I know you...Alt.
countdown until every post contains an imgur link
>>150819790
Stop replying you fucking mong
>>150819820
This, as opposed to people who unsub between patches when content dries up.
>>150819747
Yes, hello, am bully.
>there's nothing wrong with me
hahahaha
>>150819954
>Really, there's nothing wrong with me.
>god complex
>containable condescension
>inherent misandry re: testosterone is poison
>claiming to know better than doctors
>clearly pro self diagnosis
>self diagnosed autism and smarm to lean on for "personality"
>nothing wrong with me
here's your last (You), get a trip
>>150819747
pst...image limit reached
>>150820060
>uncontainable condescension
fixed before the sperg goes UM ACKTUALLY
>>150820086
that raen is a better chemo than you ever were
>Image limit reached 100+ posts before bump limit
>Everyone sperging out
What the fuck did I miss
>>150820245
A retard sperging out and a swarm of retards giving it a steady stream of (You)s instead of ignoring and reporting it.
>late NA hours
Why does the absolute worst crawl out at this time again?
>>150820070
dont give it attention, thats the point.
>>150820245
Just sit back and enjoy the fireworks.
>>150820314
Shut the fuck up, Eurotrash. These are your hours.
image limit!! how can i post my avatar now...im only half joking
>>150819995
hi yes bully me
tfw cant post pic of my catboi for bullies
>>150820335
>getting this defensive
Wew lad. eu hours don't start before americlaps go to bed, because we don't want to be involved in your shitty drama
>>150820381
>Anyway, I literally don't care, just keep what I said about actually opening your eyes in mind and maybe one day you will see how ignorant you're behaving right now.
good job proving his point
This thread had a major autism attack, I see
Only one ebin can save us now... An ebin who dared to stand against the rest... and Ultrash ran him out...
>>150820381
confidence =/= arrogance
In fact there's quite a substantial difference.
>>150820476
It's 4am EST, fuck off. These are Euro hours. You make your own drama, buddy.
>>150820413
Are you on balmung~
>>150786498
Naka mpreg
>>150820684
>I have no flaws!
>actually here are some flaws, including that you are incredibly condescending and believe you are flawless
>Actually shut up lol!
you're the only brainwashed one here though
at least the image limit is capped so I don't have to look at your character's stupid face
>>150820684
>if paks were replying to me then it would be a different story, but i'm not
>i'm not
This is deliberate and hamfisted.
To tackle over your niggerlogic point, you've been responding to my posts specifically for 30 minutes or so, so yes, I have been posting as one.
what is happening id t oant t
>>150820910
>reducing the exchange to its base elements is a strawman!
It's only a strawman when it's untrue, lmao. what's your tumblr kid?
Literally stop replying to him. You're just going to argue in circles and get more links to pol.
>>150820978
For once I completely agree with paks.
anybody like video games? i love them especially this one i really wish i could escape this constant state of dysphoria
>>150820910
>but you're not
Again, saying it doesn't make it true.
>screenshots
You took care of that.
>ignoring the first sentence I typed
So we can drop the bad charade and you can turn your trip on and leave it on so people who choose not to read your fucking babby-tier shitposting can continue ignoring it.
1 healer and 3 dps for WC pls.
>>150820978
Keep your trip on, coward. I can understand that some people who post here might be simple enough to fall for your horseshit, but if you want to humiliate yourself at least be a man about it and leave the trip on.
>>150821009It's kind of scary because now I know how others felt when I used to post like that.
>>150821027
I love video games but this one is starting to make me hate video games. Mostly because I can't choose a main
>>150820582
you retard, it's not a large fish, it's just an attention starved piece of shit, you're as retarded as this tranny
>>150821152
blm and only blm
>>150821152
Be a bard and play beautiful music!
>>150821154
>it's not a large fish
No, it's the little bitch fish.
>completely missing the metaphor
Go compete in the Special Olympics while you've got this momentum, cunt.
I believe it is time for an lesson.
>>150820664
i can be i need to fanta my alt
>>150821251
>posting as one person
>"anonymous posters can't be one person!"
>"are you new here"
>is paks pretending to be two different people
You're defeating your own paper-thin argument here, pissdrinker.
>>150821293
>an lesson
In grammar, hopefully?
>>150821251
Stop being a self righteous piece of shit. You aren't going to win any friends.
vjera, gargoyle, dooker, now this one
seeing a trend yet
BATCH WHERE
>>150821390
Stop responding to yourself.
It's psychotic.
You seriously need to be committed or end your life. NO ONE here would care which.
Wish I had an xivg gf...
How the fuck did you fags manage to hit the image cap?
>>150821475
Can I be your gf (male)
>>150821250
oh , i get it. forgive me, im tired. look, you should know by now that mentally ills in this thread literally dont care if theyre wrong, theyre doing it for the attention, solely for the attention. in such cases you must not feed.
>>150821471
Stop being fucking retarded.
>>150821475
Just offer cat girls fish!
>>150821507
>I'm afraid of the way I live my life
>I'm afraid of the way I don't
>I'm afraid of the things I want to do but I won't
Damage control by spewing incoherent bullshit?
>>150821512
>must not feed
Feed them a plate of shit and they won't want to feed anymore.
>>150820660
So there is only one time zone in na, I guess?
>>150821612
im telling you, anything consumable is good enough. i speak from experience here. i wish some people listened to reason when it's time. but these people dont
>>150821512
That person is just doing it for attention too, same as the person they're arguing with. Either that or they're literally retarded thinking they can "win" an argument on a singaporean chaplin showtunes board.
>>150821613
>west coasties think they count as people
laugh black man dot gif
>>150821549
Tell me, how does it feel being the most despised piece of shit in this fantasy world you rely so much on?
And tell me how pathetically starved for attention you must be to don a fucking bizarre persona just to be noticed and replied to, since anyone tells you to fuck off when you post with a trip?
>>150821679
you can definitely win an argument on this website if youre not arguing with someone completely retarded and psychotic. yeah either way im going to bed for real. good night everyone
>>150821731
Dude, I'm playing OW right now. Come watch me stream and stop being a fucking waste of Oxygen.
>>150821753
Goodnight!
>>150821674
People like this (Paks) tend to have a breakdown at some point so he's gonna go postal and get killed by cops or shoot himself in the head/overdose at some point.
>>150821679
>doesn't understand the fine art of shitposting
Then fuck off and mind your business.
>>150821792
Kill yourself and stop being a waste of oxygen.>>150821796
>>150821884
>giving some random shitposter (yous)
>offer him to watch me play games to stream
>does this
Okay man, you're just as bad
>making au ra cosplay
>working on the tail
>mom comes in
>"anon, what's this?"
>tell her it's a tail for the costume I'll wear in vegas
>"anon.. you're not one of those furries, are you?"
>panic
>"no way, they're demons!"
>she looks at me like I'm literally satan
>walks out
>doesn't come home from work with mcdonalds
Fucking bitch.
Yeah, fuck this. Bring on the avatarfags.
NEW THREAD
>>150821946
>>150821946
>>150821946
>>150821946
>>150821987
It'll get deleted, anon. Too soon.
>>150821950
Nice regurgitation>>150821954
>giving (you)s
>labeling anyone as a shitposter
I'm sure you've gotten quite a collection but for all the wrong reasons.
>>150821967
Should have said they're dragons.I don't care what Yoshi says, they look like fucking dragons more than demons imo
>>150822154
>"Are you a furry?"
>"No, I'm a scalie! They're dragons!"
???
>>150800250
>Drk does MTing better
>I haven't done any form of progression ever
>>150822325
>replying to a post 6 hours old
This is the only response you'll get.
kill me
when does it end
>>150811738
thecumdumpster
Whatcha thinkin' bout, anon?
>>150829157
Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
How the fuck do i get into the erp server
shit is locked 24/7
>>150839272
Pay 18 yoshibux and transfer
I just unlocked the gay barber.
Does he offer hairstyles that aren't in the character creator?
how good is this game compared to vanilla WoW? In terms of fun and end game PvP/Raiding
>>150844282
It's not that great. Endgame raiding is 4 bosses every 7 months, and PvP is pretty shit.
>>150844958
>4 bosses every 7 months
What?
>>150847896
It means what it means. There's barely any endgame content in this game.
Everything else becomes irrelevant and besides, the combat and encounters are braindead simple.
>>150848341
If you're waiting for content then does that must you have every job and profession maxed out?
>>150848503
Hell, Thousands of people have all their jobs and classes at 60 right now. Leveling up in this game is too easy.
Also no, I only have 2/3 of my classes at 60
>>150848782
Huh, so that's why this general went down the erp path. Pretty much like /gw2g/.
Please post blackmage glamours, I'm having trouble with making one I like.
Hi friends! How's your weekend?
Quick, anons! Which is the best EU server?
>>150853031
Odin
>>150842012
Yes. The Gold Saucer hairstyles, the Minfillia hairstyle, the bridal hairstyle, the contest winner hairstyle, and the Lightning hairstyle.
Minfillia and Lightning are Mogstation only.
holy shit did u guys know elk took up modelling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zq6Va901ME
this is his premier debut my god look at dat bp
shake it girl !!!!
>>150853031
Shiva!
>>150853031
Shiva
>>150853031
balmung.
>>150853031
Moogle.
>>150853031
Odin is the most populated and happens to have the biggest english speaking community
Shiva is full of germans
Moogle is full of frogs
Ragnarok is full of italians
Cerb is good too
The others are dead
>>150859069
>Phoenix
>Dead
Phoenix was dead back in 3.1 It's quite active now.
Has plenty of good raiders too.
>>150859368
Wow, Video Games is so cool and handsome.
Why is thread so dead
>>150859563
Playing the game and watching stuff. What about you?
>>150850689
it was going alright until i had to see your ugly ass lala
>>150859069
Actually Ragnarok and Cerb are more populated than Odin
>>150859720
not according to the latest chart which I forgot to save
>>150859563
Read: >>150859653
Except not XIV atm. Too little motivation to get on.
>>150859749
This one?
>>150859978
this one
post fiascos
>>150860207
Kirito Tia is dating
>>150860207
I'm a fiasco..
>>150860207
WHAT IS IT
>>150860207
fiascos
>>150860207
>>150860207
NO MORE FIASCOS
'w'
Lonely au ra looking for friends...
PST...
>>150861060
>no more gargoyle-tan to step on me with her granite feet
just fucking let me die already
just Balmung things
>tfw soon I will have my catears
>>150861726
>iri and moni
>>150860207
Part 2 coming soon
Post PFs
>>150860207
>>150861914
Part 2
>>150861914
what the fuck
dragons have been slain
>>150862193
cute, post template file
Post cute highlanders!
>>150862193
same
good stuff
Well shit, what happened in here?
And what happened to that one au ra poster last night?
>>150862495
Probably had their posts removed for baiting and spam.
>>150861914
OH man don't think I can handle part 2.
>>150862495
hotpocket'd
you need to be a special kind of shitposter to actually get moderated in this shithole
not even chemo manages to do that
I tried ERPing in Balmung with an alt but for some reason it doesn't work for me. I always feel like I have to be doing something productive in the game rather than just standing around typing something out, even though I'm just all about this shit.
How do you deal with this, grown men? Tell me your secrets.
>>150862124
This is just gay as fuck.
>>150863103
>when your session ends up going for 3 hours when you just wanted a quick fap
type faster you cunt
>>150862124
how is that guy even real
I dont play on balmug and I never knew that you guys were right that he is fucking insane
>>150861914
>>150862124
>you'll never have someone be this clingy to you
>>150863103
>alt
You should do it on your main instead.
>>150863667
>you'll never have someone be this clingy to you
>>150863667
>>150861914
>>150862124
This isn't serious right?
>>150861914
this is one clingy ass motherfucker damn
>>150863667
You should be glad
>>150863667
hello am clingy lizard pst
>>150863667
thank god
>>150864260
kill self
>>150862442
>>150862193
*hi-5*
>>150862495
Mods banned him for "garbage outside of /b/"
Suddenly my friend is a fucking comedian
>>150864260
What's the eta on the next meltdown, beepster?
>>150864672
Has to heal up first. Eruption does the most damage at full health.
holy shit post more
>>150864260
I honestly dont know how you think you're emotionally stable enough to be in these relationships
Do you even care about how you treat the other people when you do this. I'm not trying to shitpost I'm trying to be honest
>>150863786
Main is on another server and I can't just transfer it.
>>150863347
Funnily enough that's one thing I need to work on. Not the whole typing slow thing but the typing too much thing. I love establishing character and backstory while the lewds are going on.
>>150864778
its just a game mate
I thought this general was going to be cool and about the game.
What was I thinking.
>>150864687
>>150864897
gotta get out of that DnD mindset son
>>150864963
me too, but hey what can you expect from vg
>>150864687
He actually isn't an alt. Its someone that name changed but they arent saying who it was
>>150865131
Nice phonepost, Shotaextreme.
>>150864687
So, he's Canadian?
>>150863667
The trick is that you both have to be that clingy to each other. Like to be honest those logs aren't too far off of how I feel about people emoting with Rin, but she feels the same way about me.
We have a mutual obsession with each other.
I wish beepy came to my server and was clingy with me.
I'd even pay for their transfer fee.
I want Worthless Trash to collar me...
>>150865502
Stop reminding everyone how cute and idealistic your pairing is
I don't even think I'd let my guard down for anyone in the first place, let alone online
>>150865502
mutual obsession is the best
>>150865221
Nop. I have him added from before he changed.
I tried to figure out but he says he "doesn't remember" his old name. If anything he'd want people to think he's an alt so it'd be harder to figure out who he really was.
>>150863667
you dont want it
>>150861914
>>150862124
>>150864916
>its just a game to play with people's emotions
damn you really are fucked up
>>150865702
>>150865502
>tfw obsessed with someone
>tfw thought it was mutual
>but it was just a distraction until he could find someone better
you know what's worse?
clingy traps that send out nudes
>>150866047
Post them.
>>150866147
c'mon now, i'm evil
but not a dick
>>150866047
don't bully elk
>>150866047
no
dumpy faced obese girls that give out nudes and cry about them being posted
>>150861914
>>150862124
I don't even know who's worse, the psycho having a meltdown over someone not giving him enough attention or the other psycho who keeps fueling the fire
>>150865964
>tfw people get hurt I cant obsess over them
>>150866358
psycho n.2 of course
he WANTS that meltdown to happen
>>150864687
>it really was paks
can someone castrate this fucking fat manbaby already
>>150866358
I'd say theyre both equally autistic
>>150866358
I'd say Rena is worse since it seems like they don't really give a fuck about the beeps.
>>150866358
>giving attention to a psycho
>rewarding psychotic behavior
>tfw no psycho harley gf
>>150866930
>tfw no psycho yuno gf
>>150866930
>had this
>to the point where she was trying to skype me every day
>was attractive IRL
>ended up telling her to leave me alone because it was too tiresome
So stupid
>>150865708
>has him added before he changed
>doesn't know who it is
likely
kitty panties
>>150866391
>tfw strung along for over a year because they knew I was obsessed
highlanders are the worst
yall niggas are weird
>>150859368
Really surprised Spool isn't showing up in any of that.
>150868175
>150868175
>150868175
>150868175
>>150867247
lewd!I thought shana was pure...
>>150868175
>>150868175
>>150868175
I'm retarded
>>150868359
you are
good job