Dota 2 /d2g/ dota 2 gen

>secret

J U S T
U
S
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I NEED to BREED Auroth.

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US olympic team in Rio.

Reminder that this is a country that makes fun of Sweden

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SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
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>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS

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What's next for his career?

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>Secret will finish in last place

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OUT FUCKIGN SKILLED SECRETKEKS

WE RUN THIS SHIT

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So why did Puppey kick w33 and MiSeRy again?

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Im just happy to be here guys

SECRET WILL NEVER _________ ?????

Are VGR our boys?

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Reminder that EG and Alliance are owned by the same parent company, so EG threw to guarantee Alliance upper bracket.

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Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
‘Neath the halo of a streetlamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
No one dare
Disturb the sound of silence

“Fools” said I, “You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you”
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said “The words of the prophets
Are written on subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sounds of silence”

SUOMI FINLAND PERKELE SALMIAKKIKOSSU ISÄNMAA LENKKIMAKKARA JUSSIPAITA SINIRISTILIPPU MÄMMI SAUNA PERKELE VITTU AKANKANTO ILMAVEIVI ANGRYBIRDS KARHU MÖLKKY TANGOMARKKINAT 6-1 GLIDER IN SAHARA AFRIKKA KARJALA SIMO HÄYHÄ MANNERHEIM PAAVO NURMI KIIRA KORPI TALVISOTA KARJALANPIIRAKKA KOKOLATTIAMATTO KALJAKELLUNTA MASENNUS KALJA VITTU SATAN TUURIN KYLÄKAUPPA PUOLUSTUSVOIMAT RAJAVARTIOLAITOS SUOMIKONEPISTOOLI FAZERIN SININEN LALLI JÄRVEN VITUN JÄÄLLÄ AURA KUKKO KARHU KARJALA KOFF LAHDEN SININEN LAPIN KULTA KUKKO OLVI SANDELS VAIMOA TURPAAN UKKOMETSO SAAPPAANHEITTO NUIJASOTA MÖKKITIE KAKKOSTYYPIN DIABETES JALOVIINA HUKKUMINEN JUHANNUKSENA SUOJALKAPALLO NUIJASOTA HK:N SININEN MÖKKILAITURI EXIT ONLY KAKKOSTYYPIN DIABETES

FNATIC IS BACK

FEEDING OFF THE LIFEBLOOD OF SECRET

>>150771263
disband

:v(

>start TI 3-0
>lose your next 8 (eight) games

disband confirmed. tilt doesn't even begin to describe this collapse

>>150771213
They sent their slaves to do their work, as always. Nothing new

>>150771258
I mean, look, Im a Secret fan and a lot of us are frustrated, and cranky. Like... holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate with dinner and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate with pizza out of her hand. She starterd yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. Im so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didnt mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results from tonight and yesterday. I feel like Im going to explode. Why the fuck is Secret losing? It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought we were doing well in the groupstage day 1? This is so fucked

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Why is EE playing so poorly? Usually he plays decently then he chokes hard in the late game, but he's been choking 24/7 lately.

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>TIMBERSAW
LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

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>>150771121
>tfw no lina inverse hero

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Yo, can i get some sniper tips?

>TIMBERSAW
>BALANCED

>Give RTZ TZ or SF
>win
>give Envy Ember or Terrorblade or Clinkz
>win


its that ez

>balanced

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>ICEICEICE

holy shit daryl

>>150771213
black people are athletic. who knew?

MOTHERFUCKING DARYL

>Get 4man ganked
>lmao just walk away

le balanced lumberjack fais

ICE GOD LITERALLY WRECKING MOFOS
ICE
ICE

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POST YFW SECRET HASNT WON A GAME IN TWO (2) DAYS

>PPD kicks Sumail for RTZ
>Sumail rats on EG for intentionally throwing
>EG banned from Valve events

I hope this happens bros

I don't get why Secret, fully knowledgeable that they are taking it to the ass just won't put EE on his funny rice hero like Naga and Artour on something he likes to fucking play like SF.

No those aren't meta. No they aren't best heroes of the patch.

But what they try to do now is fucking failing and this would be 1000% better way to go on about games, they might even have fun.

Fuck pick Bilbo Clockwork 10x row

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me on the left

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I TIRED SO HARD

AND GOT SO FAR

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I may have gone too far in a few places.

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>>150771293
Fuck PPD. I hope Jimmy rape them in the lower bracket.

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>>150771213
b-but America is white

Is EE's career over? Will his gf break up with him?

RUSKY CAST > MEMEGLISH
STOCK UP ON VODKA COMRADES, COME WE GO ON RIDE

ODENS YLÄHUULESSA CoolCat MATU KARHUJÄBÄLLÄ CoolCat JESSE ALFAMODESSA CoolCat NEEKERIT VITTUUN SUOMESTA CoolCat

>>150771213

is that diana taurasi in the front?

what the fuck she barely looks human anymore

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THE YEAR IF OF ICE THRICE

>>150771213
LOL

>>150771474
So can I get free scholarships and welfare?

>TI4: 7th-8th
>TI5: 7th-8th

And just when you thought it could not possibly get any worse...

>>150771474
This image doesn't account for President Trump's Great Wall of 2017.

>Fnatic.MidOne.SPEEDGAMINGMLG

Never forget, not even the pinoys forget

>>150771440
this would literally never happen

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my name is Maximus meridius Miseryius

and I shall have my vengeance, in this life or the next

>>150771474
THat is so fucking sad, man. And all because of those fuckin spics, beaners pieces of shit

I do hope Trump wins so he can send them all to hell

>>150771492
Experimental PEDs will sometimes do that to you

>>150771474
>non hispanic whites
why are hispanics considered "white? That doesnt make any sense

>>150771213
>not breeding with genetically superior blacks
lmaoing@ your life bro

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>>150771504
Preach.

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Would you a Synderan?

Why did they use a satyr tormentor instead of a centaur?

>>150771643
To fix crime statics. Is a Burger thing.

>>150771596
EE looks like he got his face stung by a swarm of bees

>>150771504
Why is he so perfect.

GIVE ARTEEZT A FUCKING MID HERO HOLY SHIT STOP PICKING HIM FUCKING VOID AND SLARK THOSE HEROS ARE FUCKING GARBAGE

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Secret are officially the biggest joke in all of Dota

>>150771379
because their drafts are garbo tier

>>150771683
I legit thought this was a facemorph of Synd and Era until I figured it's a fucking player from some team

Insane

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>DC 8-2
>Secret 3-7

P O E T R Y

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>>150771643
it's an American thing

>>150771730
But then you have Envy on a position 1 hero

How smug do you think w33 and Misery are right now?

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>these stacks
>axe networth

>>150771441
Dota pros are retarded. They put too much stock into meta. When a new hero thats 'out of meta' gets picked and does well, suddenly he becomes the new meta. Like with secret techies that one time. They're literally just shit eaters who do stuff that other people who win do afraid of trying new shit, rarely trying new shit.

Can someone post that picture of Arteezy riding a tricycle

>>150771715
>fix crime statistics
>make it seem like whites commit more crime
>fix
???

Is lanm the best kunkka in the world?
those totrents are on fucking point desu

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>>150771596
Universe ruined fucking everything.
If Misery was still in and they had only kicked w33 Secret would be dominating right now.

>>150771759
Seriously, how the fuck does this happen?

Are puppey's picks THAT bad?

>>150771220
>EE shits the bed at TI

Thats not even remotely true, did you even watch TI5?
EE basically carried C9 last year to make sure they got above 12th place while FATA and Bone7 tried their hardest to do an MUFC.

I don't recall his TI4 performance been that bad either.
He's obviously playing awful this year though.

>>150771802
THATS EXACTLY WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

>>150771802
see >>150771441

They can't win pretending to be little-OG or little-Liquid.

They should just go full comfort

>>150771881

>dominating anything with EE

tell me one single TI that envy placed in top 5

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>>150771881
HO HO HA HA HO HO HA HA

>>150771850
It is still fixing m8, just not the way you'd like

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>>150771816
They won't sleep until Secret is entirely out of the tournament
When TI is over they wont sleep until Secret disbands

>>150771876
she's fucking ugly bro and only has tits, you must think really lowly of yourself

>>150771876
i want her to put diapers on me, feed me mommy milk and put to bed

>>150771876
>sexual deviant Winter sucking dem big titties during cast
I can see it desu

what if assassinate scaled with sniper's damage?

like a ranged walrus punch

>>150771876
god that face

>>150771902
not him and i didn't follow ti5
but envy was complete dogshit in ti4

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>not rooting for EHOME to win the entire thing

>regionfags literally making up storys of matchfixing to explain why their favorite team won

Did you guys even watch the first game? It wasnt rigged lmao

>>150771995
that ass has to be fake it's too good to be true

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If I was Secret I would forfeit my remaining matches and just save myself the stress and go use the spare time to practice for the main event

>luna shadow demon

finally, secret gets a win.

>>150771850
fix
fiks/
verb
verb: fix; 3rd person present: fixes; past tense: fixed; past participle: fixed; gerund or present participle: fixing

influence the outcome of (something, especially a race, contest, or election) by illegal or underhanded means.
"the foundation denies fixing races"
synonyms: rig, arrange fraudulently; More
tamper with, influence;
informalfiddle
"the fight was fixed"

>>150771876
They say she produces milk faster than you can drink it...

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Boy wonder gonna kill himself

>>150771995
What a fucking where

This is a joke channel right? Surely mainstream Mexican news aren't this unchristian and decadent?

>>150772102
They can still get top 4 though

Oh I forgot EG and Alliance were owned by the same company, Alliance 2-0ing them makes sense now.

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Evergarden?

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WHERE ARE MY HAO PICS

newbee.hao has a spongebob avatar. i think that confirms him being gay, right?

does rtz still not stream because his fans who give him a bunch of money triggered him too much?

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>>150772027
>those smiles
you just KNOW
Next ti winter is going to be 6'3 250lbs with a full beard

>>150771937
reminder

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>tfw you're surrounded by retards

>CHOP CHOP CHOP

CHOP CHOP CHOP

>CHOP CHOP CHOP

CHOP CHOP CHOP

>CHOP CHOP CHOP

CHOP CHOP CHOP

>CHOP CHOP CHOP

CHOP CHOP CHOP

>CHOP CHOP CHOP

CHOP CHOP CHOP

O L D E L E V E N

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>https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4wbmwb/navi_vs_wings_female_caster_is_phenomenal/

get ur daily cringe dose

>Luna into Lion.
This will end with RTZ/EE feeding like hell

>rightclick axe
>he doesn't die

NICE GAME ICEFROG

>>150772153
can you english bro?

>>150771317
Minä vittua?

>>150772173
A small possibility, IF they win all 3 of their remaining games.

Let's be serious, they're going to be raped in the ass 0-3.

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>>150772173
that would require wining

>>150772247
Him and the rest of Secret stream on PandaTV, a Chinese site, because they gave Kemal shekels.

>>150772236
nothing wrong with liking spongebob

>vg.r
i feel sad for fy guys ;_;

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>>150771994
>>150772106
>American government fixes statistics against whites
Why does your country hate whites so much? Will Trump fix this?

>>150772264
It's Johan's destiny to be cucked. Always

>>150772285
sometimes i wish i was delusional numale

>>150772001
>ugly

Come now, she's just average looking, hardly ugly.

Of course in the mindset of the nerds and shut ins of /d2g/ this makes her a 10/10.

>>150772335
>they tried to cuck nono from playing at TI
>feeling sorry for them

lel

>>150772236
spongbeob is better than any anime you dumb fucking retttttttttttttttttttttttttttteard

>Pick Sniper
>Lose

GEE, who would've seen that coming?

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yes yes very well Puppey.... HOWEVER

>rtz wants to show hao his luna

Is dota turning into a game that isn't centered around right clicks at last?

>>150771379
EE needs to FARM on ricing heroes with some strong spells so he can make his autistic play but still rice through the game. Rtz can play mid and do good later in game but he needs FARM to do shit, then there is a bulba who needs FARM as well, and puppy playing 'support', that can cover shit up or come and win game on a back of a chen but guess what, he likes to motherfucking FARM. Then there is a pie, the only one who doesn't need FARM to function, but everyone else FARM FARM FARM FARM FARM.

>>150772350
Trump is just another puppet in the hands of the eternal Jew.

Open you goddamn eyes and watch fucking esports FFS.

I want this sniper to do good, but the dream is dead lads.

also
>Luna picked
Secret lost

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>Arteezy
>well-rounded
>he can play a lot

Dadskyl pls

>>150772236
spongebob is literally one of the greatest cartoons created

>>150772335

Fenrir was always the better of the duo because he was more consistent and equally skilled

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>>150771937

now that the dust has settled, do EG or secret have a chance?

memepush time

Shadow Shaman mid?

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>>150772465
EASY

>>150772350
It's more than the US that hates whites. Just look at the UK, Germany, France, South Africa, Sweden...

>>150772421
>Come now, she's just average looking, hardly ugly.

which is ugly you dumb cuck

>>150772421
Average looking women where I live look a lot better than she does. Not sure about where you live. She's fucking ugly bro. Period.

This is some speed gaming drafting

Secret outdrafted real fucking hard again.

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>>150772465
>get kicked by puppey
>an even bigger guy teams up with you

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>Puppey picks Nyx

>>150772465
is moo literally vg?

>Envy actually is the drafter
LUL

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somebody explain why they kicked w33 and misery?? they were a lot stronger back then.

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>dating online
that's why its a horrible idea

axe is pretty good against SD

>>150772547
luna won her games so far (all 2 times she was picked).
it's not a bad hero.

>>150772549
EG yes
Secret no

EG is second in their group, and that game 1 loss versus Alliance was a fluke both ways. EG should not have been able to get that close, and Alliance should not have been able to win in the end. EG could have gotten 2 lanes or megas safely and left.

Secret is almost at the bottom of their group, and are on a fucking huge losing streak.

Jacky "Pick Nyx" Mao

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>>150771937

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Guys I got it! What if I pick Nyx?

>>150771474
amazing how blacks stay constant
Thank god for gang wars

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Is this honestly the most beautiful woman in the Dota 2 community?

I don't think u negros understand just how fucking outdrafted Secret are.

This is fucking 'we can't win' territory.

Like fuck this is gonna be a 15 minute game calling it rite ow

>>150772692
But both pics look bad

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Puppey's realised how big he's fucked up letting a turk and Envy take control of Secret and he's trying to get himself fired

>>150772465
>that fatty wearing a jersey too small for him

that look on his face, lel

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>>150772680
slardar nerfs

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>>150772465
DC A CUTE

Newbee will pick TA and destroy secret

>>150772692
>itsliterallythesame.jpg

point?

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CONFIRMED THROW ORDER
CONFIRMED THROW ORDER
CONFIRMED THROW ORDER
CONFIRMED THROW ORDER
CONFIRMED THROW ORDER
CONFIRMED THROW ORDER

>>150772692

You can make an anti marketing campaign to shut down tinder with that thing.

>>150772594
how does this guy even sit down for an hour to play a game

>>150772680

because they need to circlejerk more while """"damaging"""" EG with stealing 2 of their players

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>>150772726
Hey, pick me Joker lads

secret wins this game 100%

if not moot permaban me.

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>>150772680

>>150772665
nah

>>150772680
They could get RTZ and Universe, 2 on paper good players who have placed well in many tournaments, while at the same time trashing EG completely.

In the end it didn't work out and New Secret bombed hard and they had to get Bulba.

>>150772692
She has a good face, just needs to lose the fat off of it
If I could bone her and convince her to exercise with me I think it'd work

>>150772817
DELETE THIS NO ONE'S SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS

DELETE THIS DELETE THIS

JUST LET IT ALL OUT OF YOU

>>150772692
she still looks pretty chubby on the left. chubby face, wide waist

NEW HERO

>>150772692
what fucking terrible posture

as typical of american women

>spectre
BASED

>>150771651
Wish I could, but I don't live in NA

"Chop my hand off" Hao Spectre online

>HAO SPECTRE
It's ogre.

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if this is EE invoker i am outta here lads

>rtz invoker

MY SIDES HAVE LEFT THE MILKY WAY


HE ACTUALLY THINKS HE CAN CARRY THIS LIKE A PUB

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>>150772739
>most sexy cosplayer and (american) 8.5 girl ratting
Meanwhile, in Slavland.

WHEN I DIE FeelsAmazingMan I WANT ARTEEZY FeelsGoodMan TO LOWER ME INTO MY GRAVE FeelsBadMan SO HE CAN LET ME DOWN FeelsBadMan ONE LAST TIME FeelsAmazingMan :gun:

>>150771368
new pasta?

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>RTC Carl

Could it be?

SPECTRE PICK

>Puppey let Hao have a hero

Secret already lost

>>150772465
Well-coordinated and heavily practiced Reddit team beaten by a rag-tag group of NAs run by a cheating mudslime and an NA with 140 ping.

WHERE THE FUCK IS GYRO SENPAI.

ODPixel confirmed not our guy

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>Arteezy will finally kill himself

>HAO SPECTRE
Its over

>puppey so desperate and out of ideas he's literally using reddit strats

damn... i guess it really is over then

>reddit gets mentioned on-stream

Is /d2g/ finally btfo?

>putting EE on a hero as fragile as Luna

what could possibly go wrong

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>>150772946
what a titmonster

>>150772881
>falling for the fatty that you can repair meme
she'd leave you for a chad as soon as she starts noticing the new attention from other males

Ah yes, the famous RTZ Invoker, almost as bad as his Ember.

>>150772962
everythings new if you are the new lad

>>150772465
how come a north american team has exactly one (1) na player?

Would Secret have done better in the other group?

>>150772754
>>150772807

she looks fuckable and non obese in first pic. i actually got fooled like that once and wanted to warn you.

>meet a girl from myspace
>holy shit what a qt face (body not shown in any of pics)
>she wants to meet
>holy shit that's nice
>meet her
>literally a 1,55 cm 80 kg monster
>walk with her (i'm 1,91 cm and slim)
>everyone are looking at us
>finally day ends
>close my myspace account

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NYX NYX NYX NYX NYX NYX NYX

>>150772581
>>150772583

2d girls and massively photoshopped/make upped women don't count when dealing with reality anons.

Yes, she is sadly average looking. Of course, she's also obese which is another big negative but then, that's America sadly.

guys what is a good game to play while watching The International Dota 2 tournament stream? Hearthstone and Binding of Isaac are boring

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So what is he thinking now?

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Liquid are legit just getting bodied by DC

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>Puppan Chen

It's over. It's fucking over. Holy shit Newbee has no fucking chance whatsoever. Puppey is going to absoltuely fucking wreck their early game. Screencap this post. It's fucking over for Newbee.

HAO ''CHOP MY DICK OFF IF I LOSE WITH SPECTRE'' DOES HE DO IT

>>150772594

uh. What the fuck is Pajkatt doing there?

Is he a stand-in for DC?

>>150773047
Half of that is padding you gullible fuck

>>150773080

>meet a girl from myspace

STOPPED READING RIGHT THERE
GET OUT NORMIE
RRRREEEEEEEE

>>150773049
talking from personal experience?

>>150772990
>gyro
>against et+bat+mirana

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>hao spectre
Based our girl.

>>150772946
Moar pls

Official English Casters Ratings

Tobiwan/Merlini Game knowledge = 0/9 Overall non-autism = 0/9
LD/Maut Game knowledge = 6/3 Overall non-autism = 7/2
ODPixel/Draskyl Game knowledge = 3/8 Overall non-autism = 7/7
KotlGuy/Wagamama Game knowledge = 4/10 Overall non-autism = 10/3
Sheever/Shane Game knowledge = 1/4 Overall non-autism = 4/8
AnneeDroid/WinteR Game knowledge = 1/9 Overall non-autism = 4/2
GoDz/Blitz Game knowledge = 8/9 Overall non-autism = 9/10

>>150773080
your standards are much lower than mine if you think that 1st pic is fuckable

>>150773103
This DC bro really likes his popcorn

Every DC game

pass the box

>>150773092
princess trainer

Who's /d2g/s boys?

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Mirana face model update fucking when
reminder this was more than 2 years ago

>>150771213
America has never been ethnocentric, don't let /pol/ niggers meme you otherwise

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when will they fix wr model

>>150773104
>current year
> believing in puppy
LUL

>>150773164

>implying myspace wasn't ok tier 6 years ago

cmon

>>150773092

Advance Wars

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Easiest TI of my life baka desu senpai.

>>150773223
our cute girl (male) hao

Holy shit, did you guys noticed? THe liquipedia had it that Secret won game one

I had to refresh and now they fixed it

>>150773190
I haven't been able to catch many games but
>Sheever/Shane

is that actually a physical thing that happened?

Jesus Chroist

>>150773190
>OD
>Blitz
>not autism incarnate

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>>150773284
What did you say, bitch? You see that first blood? Yeah suck my dick.

>>150773190
>annie, maut and sheever
>more game knowledge than tobi

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>>150773305
mah nigga

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why is Hao so beloved on /d2g/?

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>>150773321
>I can iceiceice post again
feels good

Hao really does love Spec doesn't he

>put artour in the mid with an early game impact hero
>tell EE to just afk farm in the corner
>win

secret confirmed TI6 champs

>rtz invoker

if he ends up solo carrying this game no one can blame anyone but puppey and ee for this shitty performance

>>150773412

He's the best carry in the history of Dota and doesn't have an unlikable personality

>>150773412
hes cute!

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>>150773104

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>>150772692

second pic is still shooped, here is an actual pic of her

>>150773157

he's a coach dawg

why couldnt they pick like this in all games? actual do-shit heroes

>>150773190
>kotl "MY DIRECTIVES TELL ME TO MAKE LE FUNNY VOICES NOW" guy
>non-autism at 10
???
Do you mean overall autism? What?

>>150773092
im playing civ V as bismark creating bright future for aryan race.

>>150773462
I would rather be gay and fuck men.

holy shit guys secret is winning!

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do arteezy and ppd hate each other?

HOL UP U B SAYIN DAT IF I PUT DAT ART DOOR IN MUH MIDDLE LINE HE GONE WIN ME A GAME SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIET

>>150773359
9th-12th

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>>150773412
people pretend this is an anime girl

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>>150773412
He's fun to watch

>>150773462
oh please people on this site has so low standards they'd fuck a hole in the ground if they ever actually went outside.

>>150773549
fugg

>>150773462
>im straight so it means I have no standards

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>>150773462

>>150773462
(((((you)))))

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HE PUT ARTOUR IN THE MIDDLE

THE ABSOLUTE MAD MANHE PUT ARTOUR IN THE MIDDLE

THE ABSOLUTE MAD MANHE PUT ARTOUR IN THE MIDDLE

THE ABSOLUTE MAD MANHE PUT ARTOUR IN THE MIDDLE

THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

>>150773412
>cute
>pretty
>good at dota
>cute trap
>racist toward nonchinks

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>>150773462
Big Dick Grant is already all up in that shit , sorry f a m

>>150773462
is it hard to believe that there's some people in /d2g/ that are not fat neckbeards and developed some sort of standards?

>>150772817
delet djis

>>150773649
Who would thought arteezy the best midlaner in the world would actually do better in the mid lane. Absolutely Mad Lad.

>>150773195

well yeah, im fine with a non obese girl unless she isn't looking like lifestealer

>Arteezy on middle lane

what did Puppey mean by this?

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>>150773412
for ANIMU

>>150773462
>us 'guys will fuck anything' meme amirite guys??? lol!! I have high testosterone honest!

>>150772817
MASOOOOON WE NEED YOU

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would you play final dotasy?

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>put RTZ mid
>give RTZ high-impact hero
>win

>>150773157
He's coaching. DC's standins are Ush and SirActionSlacks.

Yes, really.

>>150773702
yes

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>>150773462
I think you're 1k irl

>>150773412
he was a chink destroyer traitor of his own when he was on tongfu, and used to play like an actually better xboct, also he used to look cute.

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Hao is a cute trap!

I feel really bad for Mushi but I want MVP to win

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>>150772817
DELETE THIS

>Pick Sniper
>Lose
>Pick Specter
>Lose

Fuck, I wonder why those trash tier heroes were not in the meta. Hmm...

>>150773817
Based prime minister

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>pick Spectre
>lose

lmao hao surprising. who's next?

>>150773770
>Turn based combat

No

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>put RTZ mid.
>increase your potential to win 1000%

HAS PUPPEY FIGURED OUT

HE HAS RTZ IN HIS TEAM????

>>150773770
ill play any game with a turn based system like ff7 if it has a decent story and characters

so, no.

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This Liquid game

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>>150772817
mason where are you

>chuan lion
>hao spectre

meanwhile
>arteezy invoker
>puppey chen

THEY'RE GOING ALL OUT, BOYS

>>150773910
>the objectively best type of combat possible
>no
i don't understand

>>150773881
EG picking Tree
Necrophos/Jakira will be picked by someone

>>150773770
where the ATB gauge at, dotard

>>150773412
He's aggressive as fuck, entertaining, racist and highly memeable
The Chinese call him Lady Hao or something

>>150773881
Gyro, Lina, Lesh, Jakiro, Necro and Treant are pickable desu.

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>>150772817
miss me yet?

>>150774073
what racist shit has he done

Can enemy heroes see firefly when bat is invis/smoked?

Based Liquid and MVP

>>150774073
>racist?

Can you provide some examples?

>>150774090
I miss u sweet prince.

Is batrider the most picked champ?

uhh... does FATA realise his radiance is turned off?

>>150774159
i have been wondering this for the past 4 years

>>150774165
what happened, i watch secrekt

>>150772817
Who and what is this?

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WHO READY FOR ANEEN IN THE GRANDFINAL!

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4wbmwb/navi_vs_wings_female_caster_is_phenomenal/

rtc sunstrike lmao

>>150774151
Nothing really, just some innocent trashtalking that got blown out of proportion by leddit

>The city of Secret

>THE CITY OF SECRET

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>Shitrekt.

>SECRET
L O L
O
L

RTC
T
C

C
T
RTC

RTC
T
C

C
T
RTC

BULBA THO

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CHUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

JUST DISBAND UYOU KTWSYKFHN

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SWNL

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>that chuan stun

>SHITREKT

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>bulba

>>150774151
it's a reddit meme, because there were videos where he yelled at mushi (just his nickname) during classic old school china lan banters.

>>150774243

Both were losing fairly hard early on but managed to gain upper hand or at least even the game out

I seriously hope they disband after this. Like holy shit it's not even fun to watch them lose anymore. What a garbage team.

C H U A N
H
U
A
N

BULBA TOUHG

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>Pros think invisibility will save them
We in 1k pubs now?

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>shitrekt