DING DING DING MOTHERFUCKER
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
League shitter who wants to join dota?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
OLD MEME >>150755960
heh
I WANT TO RAPE FLY'S GIRLFRIEND
Sweden
_ _ _ ?
SWEDISH
DOMINATION
If you watched closely you could see Fear attacking the bkb'd bear instead of the naked ancient.
3-4 attacks.
Just enough to have killed the ancient.
HOW VERY MYSTERIOUS
Reminder that North American Finest team, that's EG, are actual cuckolds as of now.
>Reminder that North American Finest team, that's EG, are actual cuckolds as of now.
Reminder that North American Finest team, that's EG, are actual cuckolds as of now.
>Reminder that North American Finest team, that's EG, are actual cuckolds as of now.
ETERNAL REMINDER
5th for liquid TI6 champs
SHUT IT DOWN
THE JEW KNOWS
Oh my... What a cute girl :3
How does a retard like slacks even have a job? He must be sucking some rich guy's cock right ?
LD very Jewishly appropriating /d2g/ memes
>EU fags so desperate for relevancy they resort to slurping Swede cocks
>>150763719
ALRIGHT D2G, PLAY A GAME WITH ME
WHAT WILL PPD TWEET AFTER THIS?
POST
>yfw NA DOTA
KEKS OUT OF THE SHEDS
>MCDONALDS IN FLAMES
>KEKS OUT OF THE SHEDS
MCDONALDS IN FLAMES
KEKS OUT OF THE SHEDS
>MCDONALDS IN FLAMES
>KEKS OUT OF THE SHEDS
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MCDONALDS IN FLAMES
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MCDONALDS IN FLAMES
KEKS OUT OF THE SHEDS
>MCDONALDS IN FLAMES
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MCDONALDS IN FLAMES
KEKS OUT OF THE SHEDS
>MCDONALDS IN FLAMES
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MCDONALDS IN FLAMES
KEKS OUT OF THE SHEDS
>MCDONALDS IN FLAMES
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MCDONALDS IN FLAMES
KEKS OUT OF THE SHEDS
>MCDONALDS IN FLAMES
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MCDONALDS IN FLAMES
KEKS OUT OF THE SHEDS
>MCDONALDS IN FLAMES
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MCDONALDS IN FLAMES
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>MCDONALDS IN FLAMES
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MCDONALDS IN FLAMES
KEKS OUT OF THE SHEDS
>MCDONALDS IN FLAMES
>KEKS OUT OF THE SHEDS
MCDONALDS IN FLAMES
>desperate swedes think Americans care about these irrelevant games
ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SHUT
IT
DOWN
WHO IS THE QT?
LD JUST CONFIRMED THAT THEY WERE GIVEN THE THROW ORDER
THIS BASED JEW IS A GULAGITE THROUGH AND THROUGH
POST THE WEBM
>duration to 3/4/5
>radius to 1000
>no longer dispellable
Fixed?
>LD knowing about the throw order
NO SURPRISE THERE GOYIM
ATTENTION: OFFICIAL OUR GUYS TIER LIST INCOMING
>Best Carry
Miracle
>Worst Carry
Envy/rtz
>Best Mid
Maybe
>Worst Mid
Sumail
>Best Offlaner
AdmiralBulldog
>Worst Offlaner
Moonmeander
>Best 4 Support
JerAx or zai...or fy...shit idk
>Worst 4 Support
Banana or Saksa
>Best 5 Support
iceice
>Worst 5 Support
MMY
>Best Captain
Innocence or Dubu
>Worst Captain
puppey
Is Kaci even at this event?
I haven't seen her and SirActionSlacks seems to be doing the interviews and I don't really mind that because he has actually played the game.
>tfw no Evany gf
>>150763938
Have fun getting through the fitjew
>ld talking about mason ignoring the throw order
is....is he our guy? i dont see people talk about this elsewhere
>>150763976
"this patch allows bad teams to beat good teams"
EG WERE JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
RUSHING TO THRONE INSTEAD OF GETTING MEGACREEPS WAS MERELY WHAT THEIR MANAGERS TOLD THEM TO DO
>>150763913
I have literally no idea what this means
>>150764018
twitter.com/the_evany
FIRST PHASE BROOD
LITERALLY ALL IN ON BULLDOG
DeterminedSnakeOhMyDog
DING
DING
DING
MUTHERFUCKER
>eg lose one game
>yurop acts like they won the world cup
Stay obsessed
>nuts
post ice cream
>YOU'RE A BIG FAN OF NUTS
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKS
>slacks talking to an asian cutie
>refers to her as "man"
are americans retardedor is "s"he hiding a big secret?
did slacks just physically assault fly's girlfriend?
>>150764062
she does main event only
>>150764062
This isn't even 'the even't.
This is 'seeding' for the The international 2016 brackets.
Main Event hasn't started
NUTS
U
T
S
>>150764062
its groupstages
I dont think they're even played at the arena
>>150763978
>yfw LD made this thread
>>150764052
Remember to give your shekels to BTS
I
NEED
TO
FUCKING
BREED
THIS
BLOODY
WYVERN
>>150764056
>Best captain
>Not our based jew
>>150763913
i dont even understand what that means
I fucking hate this LD, mautism dual shout caster combo.
Even the Tobi, LD cast didn't have as much stupidity that mautism keeps doing.
He keeps fucking interrupting LD over and over again, talking over him while he's doing play by play.
>>150764056
>>Worst Mid
>Sumail
>>Best Offlaner
>AdmiralBulldog
>>Worst Offlaner
>Moonmeander
What is happening here
Who could be behind this post
>what about notail
>nuts
CONFIRMED SECRET GAY RELATIONSHIP WITH FLY
>>150764101
I think it means he's like reddit's overlord
hej!
>>150764091
Yes retard
Hes confirmed on social media multiple times
>>150764056
>>Best Carry
>Miracle
Make it Miracle/iceiceice and you're good
>>150764083
Hey Fly
i want to break evany's jaw with my cock
>ppd letting alliance pick brood again
FUCKING RIGGED
THROW ORDER CONFIRMED
>>150764056
>worst support,
>not synderen
ok sweden you've had your fun back to the shed
EG have timber, its over.
>>150764170
She craves that uncircumcised meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrnKZUA-GvU
>NORTH AMERICANS THINK THEY CAN PLAY DOTA
>NORTH AMERICANS THINK THEY CAN PLAY DOTA
>NORTH AMERICANS THINK THEY CAN PLAY DOTA
>>150764215
someone post *that* ld webm.
>>150764236
Tobi/Merlini is the weirdest caster duo they have no synergy.
>>150764348
>Doubting s4
>>150764056
This is some reddit shit for sure
does main event start tomorrow?
>>150764243
>"onlyusemestormspirit"
>not the worst mid
>admiralmemedog
and moon has made some envy tier terrible plays
>>150764308
i was actually torn between the two of them no joke
[A] is 100% guaranteed upper brackets already. They will at worst place 7-7 which 100% lands them in upper, all other relevant games are over.
>>150764362
but slacks is an americuckold
>>150764403
>Very rough day yesterday for the team. Looking to bounce back today against Newbee and Liquid.
Analyze their body language.
>>150764383
>not a single american team in lower bracket
ummm euros/??
>>150763045
He doesn't own them anymore, he works for twitch or some shit now
>>150764440
next week
>PROPHET
>R
>O
>F
>I
>T
[A]llahu [A]ckbar
Bane?
Just here to remind you guys that
Alliance are our guys while EG is reddit tier
>>150764184
who is this fluid druid
>>150764403
>>150764056
t. reddit
>>150764408
>betting on s4
>>150764440
Monday
>>150764541
neither of these teams are our guys. they're all ugly beta white boys.
e-except zai-kun
>>150764541
>Alliance are our guys
no fuck off you shitposters are going too far with this
>Bane
PPD going for the comfort picks lmao
how fucking scared are they
>>150764562
I never really thought about it, but are they all just staying at someone's house or what?
>>150764494
Arteezy and Bulba are sitting in low energy postures, EE and Puppey are sitting in high energy postures and PLD is in the death pose. The one positon you don't want to sit in.
Someone livecap the evany interview
muh dick
remember this is what the average alliance hater look like
>>150764642
Zai and Bulldog is the only reason I cheer on either team.
>>150764541
wrong
>>150764673
they are throwing
they want alliance in the UB because theyre shit
Is there going to be a tiebreaker if navi and tnc go 6-8?
>>150764642
>Disrespecting the bullgod
>>150764510
Do you not know who Alex Garfield is?
Did you think that fat chink was the owner of anything and not the EG manager????
>>150764496
>Not a single american team in the tournament
ummm mexicans?
>>150764658
they are
go back to readit with the other eg fanshits
>ogre first pick material
>>150764673
>scared
of what?
this game ACTUALLY doesn't matter they're second in the group no matter the outcome
Sweden is the best esports nation on earth
Alliance is a Swedish team
You do the math.
>number of peruvians in my games increases
>my MMR decreases
Coincidence or not?
>>150764541
>Sweden and actual cuckolds
>our guys
'no'
>>150764765
The only tiebreakers are for 4th place. If they are tied with whoever is in 4th place, then yes
I wonder who's behind this thread
>>150764494
>Puppey looking at TI7 schedule
>>150764683
I guess? that or it's just rented and made to look comfy
>>150764494
RTZ is disconnected, Puppey has shrunk back and has abandoned the leadership position. Envy and Bulba strategizing. Pie just following along with whatever the team does
>>150764765
Navi is already confirmed 6-8.
Alliance already has 7 wins.
It's over. There will be no tiebreakers, Alliance is in upper.
BASED JIMMY
>>150764748
>>150764824
ppd only picks bane when he's on the backfoot and afraid of losing
>>150764541
Fuck that, loda is an actual cuckold and no one with self respect wants anything to do with that team
>>150763978
>>150764956
Its that, and a BKB piercing disable. They HAD to use Batrider before, so when lasso was down Brood was untouchable
>>150764334
What the fuck, why are the swedish kids gay?
>>150764942
yeah they're already second though
like I said this game doesn't matter since they lost already
calm your autism
why is team secret so bad? did universe intentionally join and leave secret
>>150764846
Alliance are washed up memers
>>150764847
I TOLD YOU BRO
I TOLD YOU TO NOT PLAY DURING ESPORTS
>>150764942
they can't even get 1st place anymore you retard
so salty
>>150764942
>yuros are this assblasted when they WIN
i'd hate to see you guys lose
>>150765083
>This game doesn't matter.
nice cuckold excuse from the cuckold of cuckold states from cuckmerica
>>150764846
they have a lot of free time over there while their wives are being bred
DING
DING
MOTHERFUCKER.
based peter
our guy
>>150765081
Swedes are either gays or cucks, no wonder why their country went to shit with tons of mudslimes and shitskins
>mfw americans think they're winning the group
I missed it, what did PPD say
What are the odds EG wins TI6?
holy shit ban that toxic burger from the tournament
>>150765180
they picked 4th position NP
they don't give a shit
>>150765097
I still love Bulldog, he's the one that plays good and manages to make the games fun for himself and the viewers sometimes.
Who is the biggest fuck up this tournament? EE? S4? Someone else?
>>150764778
Yes alex garfield doesn't work at eg anymore, he hasn't since like late 2014.
He went from EG, to GGA, to Twitch or something like that.
>>150764942
>deleted
>inb4 hurr durr false flag bait
>>150765072
so hmm
they're not throwing
is what you're saying?
based tobe
>>150765243
ppd: another game of casting bloodlust
egm: life is good
ppd: autocast .
>>150765081
the entire nation is filled with neutered faggots and the refugees that breed their women
>>150765081
Their team was doing a thing where the girls acted like boys and the boys acted like girls.
>>150764083
>not flat
dropped
>>150765353
DING DING DING MOTHERFUCKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNl8ridthhs
DING DING DING MOTHERFUCKERS
If Tide's lane is so shitty why doesn't he just ironmeme jungle? doturds?
>>150765338
>mfw I can hear him talking
>ppd drafting putrid shit drafts
>universe playing like shit
>in a game that doesn't matter
>against a team that shares the same company
hmmmmm really gets your brain working doesn't it
>motherf*cker
>sh*tty
>b*stard
Since when is cussing allowed on dotard streams?
>>150765353
DING DING DING MOTHERFUCKER
>>150765320
Nah game 1 was a throw for sure. Fear hitting the Bear lost the game at the end.
>>150765353
DING DING DING MOTHERFUCKER
>>150764642
haha yeah no way /d2g/ is full of beta white boys
TNC DID IT
NOW EG JUST NEEDS TO BEAT ALLIANCE
>>150765353
DING DING DING, MOTHERFUCKER
>>150765353
DING DING DING MOTHERFUCKER
>>150765353
DING DING DING, MOTHERFUCKER
>psot
you fucked up
>post yfw jimmy did better than Secret
Seriously has Tinker won ANY games yet?
>yfw LD just secured an Grand finals casting spot
>>150765397
>>150765206
>>150765081
>Such mad burgerfats
Sweden is literally heaven on earth
get BTFO shitters :D
>TNC in upper bracket
this year is full of surprises
Troll is suppose to be the strongest fighter in the world, but he still can't beat slark in a one on one fight. What kind of aghs upgrade could he be given to rectify this?
>My boy possibly DeMoN is in upper bracket now.
Fucking based.
>>150765563
>implying alliance wont slaughter tnc again anyway
The best time of the day begins, time to watch secret lose
Is chaos knight not meta anymore?
>>150765447
DING
>DING
DING
>MOTHERFUCKER
Is Snowfox the best looking girl in dotes?
>>150765563
ODraskyl
I like this combo desu, are my opinions shit dotards?
>>150765353
DING DING DING, MOTHERFUCKER
If Secret goes 4-0 today they should be in the top 4, right?
zai with the mememike build
>Pinoys seriously have a chance at getting upper bracket
>>150765635
every single former team secret player (total 8) is currently doing better than secret
https://twitter.com/midormeepo/status/761664854981771265
>>150765720
>post yfw that is basically every day for the past 3 months now
>>150765353
DING DING DING MOTHERFUCKER
>>150765736
ENDURANCE RUN
*yawn*
what a snoozefest
when do the real teams play?
>>150765661
>this became truth
>>150765753
your numbers are flipped friendo
What if..
you can use bloodlust..
..on the ancient.
>>150765736
escapes manager is way hotter
ALRIGHT motherfuckers, shitrekt game just got on
rev up those
>BAFFLED
>BabyRage
>wtf am i drafting
>fEEd
>webms of BAFFLED and fEEd moments
why do they keep picking drow for fear
he can't play the hero
>>150765736
BEAST OF ALL WORLDS
>>150765353
DING DING DING, MOTHERFUCKER
>>150765727
How's is he gonna be a threatening core hero if he can't farm his items.
>>150765849
you can do it retard
>>150765820
EHOME is on right now
Okay amerifats, call it now, will EG take revenge or are they throwing? I'm not letting you shitters make excuses after you lose 0-2.
TFW SECRET GET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY CHINESE OVERLORDS
>>150765736
>Zai stacks a camp on radiant side
>SVEN FARMS IT A FEW MINUTES LATER
THE THROW IS IN
>>150765661
based ld has earned it
>>150765812
>slavladder
?
>>150765736
no that psychotic anorexic russian streamer sharisha is
>>150765880
He has a really small hero pool now
>pick drow
>lose three lanes
uuuh, dotards?>>150765903
Lets go friendos, EG gotta do it for our boy.
does secret even have a chance of getting out of groups after yesterday?
>>150765093
EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS HAS BEEN CAREFULLY PLANNED BY PPD
HE IS NOT ONLY A MASTER AT DOTA BUT AT 4D CHESS ASWELL
>>150765736
>nose ring and choker
Can't get more slutty than this also
STRONG AS AN OX
>>150765928
is that vilat's wife?
>>150765736
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150765982
they do, but only if they 2-0 this game.
>>150765982_no
>>150765701
if you mean pounce out when troll got 7stack fervor by 1v1 kys
troll is the best in a 1v1
oh boy I fear for our boy Artour....
Liquid or DC?
Liquid 2-0?
>>150766000
Naw, Snowfox is some whore cosplayer
>>150765982
in theory yes under certain circumstances
in reality they're facing newbee and liquid
jesus christ those cs numbers at 8 minutes
would you marry?
>tfw ogre with the game-winning skill-based multicast
DING DING DING, MOTHERFUCKER
>ET
it's over secret won
>>150765353
>psot
Yuro memes
>>150766054
Fucking KEKE
>>150766054
CLEMENT
This is the first time I've ever wanted EG to win a game and it's probably gonna be throw ordered
>>150766092
Damn, Aui's looking good.
>>150766054
>reddit's boy
ftfy
>>150765736
>>150766092
I'd need to hear her voice first
why does everyone hate LD's casting so much, it's honestly not that bad
>>150766092
Who dis
>>150766054
>our boy
>>150765701
Aghanim's Scepter
Troll now will always have a ranged attack and melee attack, while within melee range troll gets 2 auto attack hits instead of one, one melee, one ranged.
Toggling Berserker's Rage changes the range he will engage the enemy as normal, in addition troll can now bash on a ranged attack
>>150765736
yes it is
>EG already throwing
>>150766092
If I was Moon, then yeah. But Fly can do WAYYYY better.
>>150766092
Is that Aui_2000
>>150765917
They will throw to fuck over jimmy for banter purposes
>all this first phase Drow picks
Why
>>150766231
literal throw order
>EG is getting destroyed by Alliance
>burgers were celebrating another TI victory just yesterday
You can't possibly fabricate such development
>>150766184
HE WILL
WOWWOW_____________________________________________________________________
>>150766153
>>150765876
N-no homo
What the fuck were Valve thinking allowing the two teams MOST likely to collude to play their series last?
man artour looks so sad..... I almost feel bad.
>EG getting fucking dominated by [A]
Americans?
>>150766283
>EG already upper bracket
>owner wants 2 teams in upper bracket
???
>EE with the restless leg syndrome
PLD is a beautiful man, semi-homo.
>>150766313
Will EG go down in history as the most pathetic dota team of all time?
>swedes will unironically tale a game with pos 4 furion seriously
>>150766163
>>150766339
Australians?
The hoodie is out boys.
You know what that means...CHOTTO
>>150766342
Yes that ancient fuck up by washed up Fear really seemed planned
Why are amerifats calling "Swedistan" when their team is the one with an arab in it?
>>150766421
yea dude that TI win is super pathetic
>>150766421
don't question mark
>>150766441
ちょっとまって !
>>150766321
because they're owned by Amazon, another Seattle company?
>>150766092
Yes. She is cute and apparently can cook
>>150765397
but Sweden is still more white than America?
>>150766441
I still don't get this fucking meme
>>150766475
Paki =/= Arab
But yeah, still fucking retarded.
I think Secret can take this game
Channel for our boys
>>150766534
HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO
>>150766491
>b-but last year
Burgers more pathetic than Alliance fans
>>150766441
never forget
>>150766590
>there's a difference between mudskins
t. americuckold
>>150766441
plz...
>Team Secret
>7th in group
But /d2g/ told me before TI that they were fine and would do well
dotards????????????
>>150766587
>when your teammate picks kunkka and feeds
wtf is razor supposed to do here
>>150766590
theres literally no difference and you don't know it either
GUYS
IS ARTOUR OKAY?????
>>150766582
not for long lmao
>>150766475
When Europeans say their countries have been destroyed by immigrants and liberals they actually mean that their country has degenerated to american levels.
TELL ME ABOUT ALLIANCE
WHY ARE THEY SO GOOD AT LATE GAME?
GET ALEX GARFIELD ON THE PHONE
EG is playing like Secret now
JUST FIRST PICK DROW WHOCARESLMAO
nice collusion dotards
>>150766651
K U N U K A
G A
JAJAJAJAJA MEXICO GETTING FUCKED
>>150765736
she's a hot slut at least
>it's been 2 days since secret won a game
EG
>BEST TEAM
EG
>BEST TEAM
EG
>BEST TEAM
EG
>BEST TEAM
EG
>BEST TEAM
EG
>BEST TEAM
EG
>BEST TEAM
EG
>BEST TEAM
EG
>BEST TEAM
EG
>BEST TEAM
EG
>BEST TEAM
EG
>BEST TEAM
EG
>BEST TEAM
EG
>BEST TEAM
>>150766642
honestly don't understand why you'd disregard past results when you say "go down in history"
the number one player in the world
>>150766195
If muslims looked like that I wouldn't mind at all being colonized.
t. european
>North American Dota 2
ppd lost the game with this shitty draft
>NA DOTA
>secret with the hero pick sheet
SCRAMBLING
>>150766776
>K U N U K A
why
>AMERIKEKS
LMFAO
>FEAR
FUCKING DROP THIS DEAD WEIGHT
its not even subtle....
>>150766723
Thanks
>>150766749
He turned to the dark side.
What did they mean by this?
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>Secret pick Razor
>neither caster even reacts
I haven't seen this hero be played in years, what the fuck is happening. has he become meta in this TI or what?
>not playing the comeback game
lmaoing @ urocucks
>almost a $20 million dollar tourney pot
>Valve allows collusion
>in the last series for teams owned by the same company
>which potentially leads to a upper bracket finish
hmmmm really makes you think doesnt it?
Reminder that burgers thought EG was in the same tier as ehome
>>150766749
>I can't believe I'll have to play with those faggots AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
>>150766797
delete this!
>fear
yeah they're doing it on purpose
>EU celebrating because EG is taking the throw order
They're not even trying to play this game.
They're all afk farming in parts of the map like pubs.
Seriously how is this shit allowed?
>>150766756
>Thinking 90% white sweden is as bad as <60% hispanic white america that counts middle eastern and north african as white
AYYYYYY
Is he okay?
Was throwing against Alliance part of his plan?
>>150766756
No, it's still not even close on either point.
USA is literally built on the top of the bones of black people.
Also the American left wing is on par with European right wing parties. It's barely even comparable.
>>150766932
Why is this video always relevant?
>>150766776
>K U N U K A
>not クンッカ
lurk more newfag
>>150766765
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY THEY ARE, WHAT MATTERS IS THE THRONE
NOBODY CARED WHO THEY WERE UNTIL THEY SPLITPUSHED YOUR TOWERS
LGTSS
>NA dota
>EG conviniently loses to [A]
wake up sheeple
I honestly wonder how it feels to be a tier 1 support being pulled down by a shit captain and autistic carry.
FEELSBADMAN
Unironically
picking
Razor
>>150766884
is this like the first TI match you're watching
>>150766797
stupid kumiko poster
Drow literally does nothing
What is this first pick Drow meme bullshit
>ZAI
>EG
C U C K S
>EG
C U C K S
>EG
C U C K S
>>150766890
>give them easy qualification games
>block better teams from getting visas
>give them the easier group
>allow them to rig games vs alliance for maximum sheckels
when did you realise valve and eg are full jews
>EG magically plays like shit versus a team that is also owned by the person who owns them
hmmm
>YOU ARE NOW AWARE THE FIRST EG/ALLIANCE WAS PLANNED TO GO FOR 70MINS TO GUARANTEE THEY KNEW THE TNC RESULT TO SEE IF ALLIANCE NEEDED TO WIN 1 OR 2
C'mon, they could at least make it credible.
uh, i get why secret threw their games yesterday but why are they throwing this game's draft too?
do they want to dodge the upper bracket to hide their strats?
>Doops of EG
>EG
The throw order was given
EG
>20 Minute GG
Umm... Dotards?
>EG crushing Jimmy's dreams
>sub-19 GG
>>150766979
Yes, these games look rigged.
>EVER THINKING EG CAN DEFEAT ALLIANCE
EVER THINKING EG CAN DEFEAT ALLIANCE
>EVER THINKING EG CAN DEFEAT ALLIANCE
EVER THINKING EG CAN DEFEAT ALLIANCE
>EVER THINKING EG CAN DEFEAT ALLIANCE
EVER THINKING EG CAN DEFEAT ALLIANCE
>EVER THINKING EG CAN DEFEAT ALLIANCE
EVER THINKING EG CAN DEFEAT ALLIANCE
>EVER THINKING EG CAN DEFEAT ALLIANCE
EVER THINKING EG CAN DEFEAT ALLIANCE
>EVER THINKING EG CAN DEFEAT ALLIANCE
EVER THINKING EG CAN DEFEAT ALLIANCE
EG WHAT THE FUCK
I would make a comedic post laughing at americans for losing to Alliance but they must feel bad enough already so I won't.
>jeff bezos before his series
I mean why take one nice chunk of the prize pool when you can take two chunks?
EG just doing the smart thing...
not saying collusion is right but it's the smart thing to do..
Jesus christ America is such a failed nation
It's not a surprise someone promising to make it great "again" (although it never was) is so alluring
yeah ban burgers for match fixing
WHAT NOW EG FANGAYS
>Alliance 2-0's EG
>EG plays like complete garbage
explain to me how this isn't rigged as fuck
lmao can't make this shit up
>EG
WE
DIDNT
CARE
ABOUT
THOSE
MATCHES
REALIZE
THIS
YUROFAGGOTS
>>150766979
of coursh
Why is EG vs [A] last match for group?
Doesn't that make throwing more likely?
>>150766765
They sucked massive cock those late game buybacks were immediately thrown in the trash for nothing
Just cause burgers can't use their fat brains to realize suiciding for a glyphed throne is game losing doesn't mean alliance threw that game away
GG amerifats
AS IN GEE YOU SUCK
>>150767132
DING DING DING MOTHERFUCKER
>SUB 20 MINUTE GG
AMERIKEKS????? HOW BAD ARE YOU
>SUB 20 MINUTE GG
AMERIKEKS????? HOW BAD ARE YOU
>SUB 20 MINUTE GG
AMERIKEKS????? HOW BAD ARE YOU
>SUB 20 MINUTE GG
AMERIKEKS????? HOW BAD ARE YOU
>SUB 20 MINUTE GG
AMERIKEKS????? HOW BAD ARE YOU>SUB 20 MINUTE GG
AMERIKEKS????? HOW BAD ARE YOU
>SUB 20 MINUTE GG
AMERIKEKS????? HOW BAD ARE YOU
>SUB 20 MINUTE GG
AMERIKEKS????? HOW BAD ARE YOU
>SUB 20 MINUTE GG
AMERIKEKS????? HOW BAD ARE YOU
>SUB 20 MINUTE GG
AMERIKEKS????? HOW BAD ARE YOU
>SUB 20 MINUTE GG
AMERIKEKS????? HOW BAD ARE YOU
>SUB 20 MINUTE GG
AMERIKEKS????? HOW BAD ARE YOU
>SUB 20 MINUTE GG
AMERIKEKS????? HOW BAD ARE YOU
>NA DOTA
NA DOTA
>NA DOTA
NA DOTA
>NA DOTA
NA DOTA
>NA DOTA
NA DOTA
>NA DOTA
NA DOTA
>NA DOTA
NA DOTA
>NA DOTA
NA DOTA
>NA DOTA
NA DOTA
>>150767040
this
>EG
>worship your NA bulls yurokeks
holy fuck I can't believe this delusion.
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW NAKEKS?
>EG
go back to mcdonalds pls
>only akke calls gg on alliance
they really don't like ppd huh, I don't blame them desu
>There are Eurocucks IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW that don't get that America has to bail out European incompetence just as they've done for the past 100 years
After this "victory" alliance will be in the upper bracket
>EG always go 1-1, never losing 0-2, even to OG
>conveniently loses 0-2
GOYIM
Fuck EG man, they really throwed just to put jimmy on the lower bracket. Fuck PPD.
Secret drafts FIVE(5) cores this game.
Classic
>literally obeying the throw order
baka
EG ARE NOT OUR GUYS
SO THIS IS THE POWER OF THE UNITED CALIPHATE OF FATISTAN
>NA DOTA
Top fucking kek
>americans literally choking on burgers
Nice matchfixing dotards
>NA DOTA
>eg gets secured upper bracket
>suddenly they start playing like shit against their sister team who needs wins to secure upper bracket
huh, well I'm sure this is a coincidence
>>150766997
>on top of the bones of black people
if only
sadly they're still very much alive
APOLOGIZE
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
JIMMY WAS BETRAYED
BY
HIS
OWN
COUNTRYMEN
THIS IS TREASON OF THE HIGHEST ORDER
Why are redditfags so gay?
most obvious throw of all time lmao
>americans admit to being proud supporters of a match rigging team
Could a man fall lower?
wow..... what a convenient win for alliance, they're guaranteed upper bracket now
really makes u think
>>150767194
Because EG sucks
>eu has to live vicariously through the most cucked nation on the planet
You cannot make this shit up
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>YFW NA DOTA
>>150767324
I would think you're full of shit if it wasn't for that draft.
They had no damage whatsoever against that lineup
literally match fixing by EG Alliance (Twitch/Amazon)
fucking jews with the throw order....
>>150767247
desu ppd feels like a total dick
DING DING DING MOTHERFUCKERS
>>150767272
Viva peru
>Alliance mind break EG into 19 min gg
Last time I remember EE vs undying was some 10 minutes stomp against team DK
This is honestly disgusting as hell, at least Ehome will pick Alliancea and cockdrop them 2-0
>launch stream
>see game end victory screen
>19 min alliance victory
HOW?
>>150766997
Nigger you've a nigger president. You're the only country in the history of the western civilization that, outside of fucking Haiti, have had a black ruler.
>>150767384
the us?
>EG LOSING TO FUCKING ALLIANCE
>NOT ONCE
>BUT TWICE
L MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
REMINDER THAT SECRET IS INTENTIONALLY DODGING THE UPPER BRACKET TO HIDE THEIR STRATS
THEY ARE THE MOST TALENTED TEAM IN THIS TI BY FAR AND WILL WIN IT EASILY
>>150767340
HOW CAN EG BE OUR GUYS AFTER THIS?
>game 1
>Fear hits the best multiple times instead of hitting the throne costing the game from a maneuver that most people didn't notice
>game 2
>PPD throws on draft
>eg literally give a free wins
>europe explodes
lol
I hope EG and Secret both get knocked out early so we can have better threads free of ebin copy and paste "banter"
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
Alliance fans sure are retarded
>leaving complete and total freefarm to a fucking juggernaut
>>150767483
says the guy who's being governed by a woman (female)
wtf I hate EG now
>>150767482
pure NA dota
>>150767541
Why the fuck was fear's bkb on cd before ogre/lich spawned
Holy shit, NA's best team lost to fucking alliance? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150767468
ehome is going to win this TI, no other teams are even playing close to the same level of dota
I really like Razor a lot it's just that it's shit
>>150767572
>a nigger is better than a white female
is this how cucked americans are?
>ctrl+f USA USA USA
>0 results
>>150767554
OG fans are the biggest perpetrators of copy paste "bantz"
what we really need is a chinese team to win, or MVP
>get to watch EG get destoyed by Aliance
>Now I get to watch secret
What is the purpose of max fighting for alliance? Does it give EG a better chance down the road?
The first game they should have won easily after that wipe and this one was over by the fourth pick of the draft
>city of burger
>>150767675
just ban kunkka and ogre desu
>>150767572
Dude what
>>150767675
Godz please. And fix your posture.
>>150767675
>no other teams are even playing close to the same level of dota in placement brackets by wearing themselves down and revealing strats
FTFY
>>150767359
because they like to suck cocks
>>150767384
>us has to rely on non-politician to try to stop a corrupt bitch from becoming president
>murricans call other cucked
LOL and trump is behind in the polls btw. ENJOY OBAMA 2.0 KEK
>Ruled by a nigger.
>Lost to Alliance
is USA the most cucked country of TI so ffar
>supporting a team that literally rigs games
Literally nigger tier
>EE mid RTZ safelane
Why do they do this
it's amazing how hard crit miracle and moon carry fly and notail
>>150767756
>Stefan-Löfven
w8? so you're swedish?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
So what is he thinking about now?
Alliance historically gets the better of EG, but that really looked like a throw.
>Zambie man
This is how we save the offlane
With big girthy tombstones
>>150767810
yes
>EG 2-0's everyone and ties LGD, OG and Wings
>conveniently loses 0-2 to Alliance when they've already secured upper bracket and Alliance needs a 2-0 to get into the upper bracket
Really makes you think
Here's an easy test of your Dota 2 competence:
>Does losing this series mean anything for EG?
Correct answer iskinda. But only 2-0'ing it. Even winning the second map would change absolutely nothing in Group standings, EG had to win 2-0 to contest 1st place. No reason to play a meaningless game 2.
Did you pass it?
why am I not on the leaderboards?
>s4
>tnc
>>150765353
DING DING DING, MOTHERFUCKER
>>150767842
The salt is real
Goddamn NA fans. Shitposting, cuckposting and memeing all over the place and when their best team loses to worst european team
>i bet the jews are behind this
>throw order
>LMAO doesnt count
>Secret and EG
>NA dota literally crumbling before our eyes
woah so this is the power of europeans
Why are Secret's games all so slow? Every time 5-10 minutes no kill.
This is why they're losing.
>>150767845
they were just tilted from the last games
there are no "match fixes" you morons
>>150767843
How to throw the fastest so he can go back to watching anime
>>150767797
>trump is behind in the polls
>go full /pol/
>turns out only 60% of usa is white
>most women will vote hilary due their inane reasoning
He'll be lucky if he gets a 30% of votes.
>>150767832
they are trying to imitate OG switching around Miracle heroes, except n0tail at least has a basic idea of how to play mid heroes while EE is literally baffled
Please remind me d2g:
Is secret NA or EU?
>>150767932
this entire thread consists of south americans, russians, and australians pretending to be NA or EU as an excuse to shitpost
you'll realize this whenever a dota thread starts on a board with flags
Why does Secret have NO DAMAGE?
>>150767921
those score are from yesterday you idiot.
>EG loses to a tier 3 team
>i-it was intentional g-guys!
You may only reply to this post if your country is good at professional DOTA 2
NOT SO FAST BURGERS AND EU DICKRIDERS
>>150767974
i'm sure zai np is something ppd will draft later when it matters
fucking dumbass
>>150768007
>arguing with a trump fag
lmao at your ass
>>150767720
he's half white, wasn't raised in the hood, and he doesn't even have slave blood so he's basically a liberal oreo.
>>150767921
because that's yesterdays score, after all games are finished scoreboard is updated
>>150767952
Make a post about it on PPD's subreddit
>>150767745
Alliance automatically gain more money by going to the UB
thus the GGA organisation gains more money
>>150768065
Are they winning or losing?
>>150767952
?
fuck off r*******r
>Fear can literally play anything
>pick him Drow over and over and he can't do shit when a BKB hero is ontop of him
>>150768065
EU team with majority of NA players. Are you retarded?Yes, is rhetoric, dumb frogposter.
>>150767952
>american
>redditor
not even surprised desu
>>150768098
>>150768007
If he's ahead in the polls why are people lining up in the thousands to see him while Hillary has events that don't even break a hundred people?
Those polls were all favoring Trump until the media went full blitz trying to burn Trump before the debates
>>150768084
>>150768108
oh
thanks niggas
>EG
2 mmudslims
1 swedecuck
REMIND ME HOW EG IS NA AGAIN?
m4stah, giving the interview:
oddshot.tv/shot/dotalankassel/UzpSSRkpSSRCxb_LWmo7WZqk
>>150768101
like i said he was tilted you idiot
>>150768098
PRECIS HÄR CHEFEN
>tfw zai has been carrying EG
Swedish Dota best Dota
>>150768252
consider suicide immediately
>>150768257
man go fucking neck yourself outside d2g you reatrded piece of shit
>>150768007
the polls are oversampling democrats, you can look at the numbers
>EG fangays this shocked
>>150768252
/ck/ gore legit makes me more nauseous than actual gore
holy fuck that was a sick mirana kill
>>150768185
not dotabut Trump performed better than polls in several of the primaries. That's why he ran the whole "the silent majority supports Trump"
>>150768218
>the great caliphate of murristan
How can one team be so tilted?
>@150768252
unsubscribed
>>150768248
wow he's pretty cute no homo
>>150768330
literally not shocked at all
EG did alliance a favor
Zai should stay in Kaipi
wtf I like alliance now !?
>>150768252
wtf senpai
>>150768089
yes because EG has never intentionally lost to a tier 3 team before
>>150768252
that looks fucking disgusting senpai
fucking envy
every time
>>150768104
?
He sounds like an Euro making fun of the Clappers, lad.
>>150768185
Guess he attracts more rednecks, so obviously his live attendance is bigger. And probably the Hilary suporters are busy taking care of their wives sons, but hey also vote.
Isn't hard to understand.
>>150768330
fangay is a homophobic SLUR that needs to go NOW
t. american professor
>>150763719
i havent played or thought about DOTA for like 2 years but seeing this guys face filled me with an unbelievable amount of rage, thanks
S H I T R E K T
H
I
T
R
E
K
T
>>150768469
>>150768007
Nah he has a good chance, although many Trump supporters are retards shooting themselves in the foot with hyper alt-right beliefs
The classic being the belief that the US is somehow supposed to be an ethnocentric nation
>>150768185
He's definitely ahead in real life. The MSM is trying so hard to burn Trump.
If Trump had a meltdown like this the media would be going crazy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXdkiaZvTVQ
>>150768482
OY VEY
>>150768252
i'd eat the remote before anything else on that image
>>150768252
whats that hot dog juice
>EE.
Man.
This hurts to watch.
>Carry void
>Proceeds to build damageless void
WHY
FUCKING WHY
Damageless void is only viable on offlane shits that can't get farm.
>>150768252
I prefer suck kellys asshole instead of eating that
Shitrekt about to go 0-7? Beautiful.
>>150768252
Why is the remote still in plastic?
at least weebs and other shitkret fans will end themselves after another 0-4 day
Wait a minute I saw this yesterday
>OurGuy Eternal Envy playing like shit
shocker
This Secret performance is honestly painful
>>150768439
my my arent you hasty with making these images, you sure got a lot of time on your hands
MVP fnatic game is starting
get ready for epic memes
That's it lads, this was Secret's last chance
They aren't coming back from this one. Not ever
how can anyone sane be on a team with EE?
his constantly retarded decisions would make me rage so hard
...
Does envy not understand how invisibility works? Same shit as yesterday.
>>150768320
go put your tinfoil hat back on
i bet your a drumpf supporter too lol
>EE mid
but why?
>>150768474
DELET THIS
https://twitter.com/alexgarfield/status/761677390728736768
: )
>>150768474
Disgusting.
>>150768547
>EG lost to fucking Alliance
WELP, at least I can watch Secret get shit canned
>>150768474
THIS IS SO PHOTOSHOPPED LOL
was huskar io banned?
Is Secret for real?
>>150768562
because of le attack speed = more bashes maymay
Battlefury Void is best Void.
>>150768540
That's a seizure.
>EG rigging
Gaaaaaay
>EE and Artshitzy getting fucked and put in the trash where they belong
meh, this is alright I guess
>>150768562
More inexplicable is support mirana
literally 100% useless
>>150768625
,':^)
>>150768563
Careful there buddy come on now its Kelly's asshole, there is room for reconsideration.
>masturbate after eg vs A game 1
>done masturbating
>secret vs newbee started
>check score
>A 2-0 EG
>OG 2-0
did I fap too long or was the games too short? fuck man, now I gotta download replay and watch it jesus fuck
>>150767896
How can EG fans be this retarded?
>Be an EG fan
>Feel bad
>Remember that I'm not an EG fan
>Feel good
Is there a way to remove this "VR" category that Dota 2 created in my folder list?
It's annoying and Dota 2 is the only VR game I have and will likely have. I can't udnerstand why it's not it's own category (like Music, Software or Videos) and instead just showed up in my game library creating a folder for it
>>150768612
>drumpf
oh, you are redditor
carry on
>>150768252
fucking weeb
stop trying to ineptly appropriate my culture
unless you appropriateseppuku
>Travels first Razor vs. insane burst and damage of all kinds.
>Feeding at sidelanes vs. basic Nyx.
Envy what are you doign
>>150768761
>he still think the win was legit
>>150768625
>>150768706
>literally 100% useless
Rude! She can make her team invisible every now and then.
Shes just 98% useless.
>>150768567
I remember my dad used to do that on his remotes, something about so it doesn't catch dust and in general is less likely to stop working, but he only did that on remotes that were hard to replace usually.
>>150768761
>>150768625
We're in this together, Swedecuck.
>>150768656
I wonder who could be behind this post...
>>150768662
theyre saving strats for ti7 after this honeypot international
>>150768778
>be an EG fan
>feel bad
>remember than i'm not a secret fan
>feel good
REMINDER:
It is not illegal for teams who are owned by the same company to do this. It happens in sports all the time to help maximize profits. It happens in fucking racing of all sports where one team member will let someone win in order to achieve top prize
DOTA 2 IS A HONEYPOT GAME WAIT UNTIL THE REAL GAME
>>150768625
hmh, curious indeed
>>150768540
https://twitter.com/MattOrtega/status/761334289728466945
>>150768706
5 SECOND
S
T
U
N
also moonlight shadow has been used really successfully, even for escaping in games today
i thought its just a sub 3k pub thing
>>150768850
I'm not even from europe retard
>>150768693
Its not her first
>>150768934
NICE TRY ALEX GARFIELD.
>Alliance fans that happy that their team has to play Ehome
>>150768934
Doesn't mean it's morally acceptable you fucking idiot.
It's not competitive. It does not look 'right' or 'proper' to have EG vs. Alliance in seeding match like that
>>150768934
Reminder the throw guaranteed alliance 200k
>>150768934
>reminder: isn't ilegal if a rich guy do it
This is what Americans truly believe.
>>150768986
>third world shitposter with pent up rage shitposts because his region isn't relevant
really makes U think....
>>150767896
>2-0s everyone and tier lgd og and wings
rephrased
2-0s 3 teams and ties 3 others
>>150769005
alliance have no problems with chinese teams
>>150769030
It's not illegal you fucking retard LOL learn the laws before you spout bullshit
>>150769013
Who cares if it's morally acceptable, EG had no reason to win that game and had 100 reasons to lose to help out their sister company
>>150769013
>>150768934
So is the rig universally confirmed for happening?
>>150768959
that's the clip from the guy who tried to rush the stage and punch Trump
Do you guys really not remember that?
>>150769116
People who want to watch competitive match care.
ALLIANCE FANS
UNIRONICALLY
BELIEVE
E
L
I
E
V
E
THAT ALLIANCE
ARE GOOD
>>150769116
>match rigging isn't illegal, lol
>>150768950
>final match is played on 6.89
>all the strats shown during TI have been nerfed
Who benefits from this?
>>150769116
Get the fuck out of here, go suck the cock of alex garfield somewhere else.
my god secret is getting outplayed so hard
First that smoke, then this invis...newbee is perfect at retreating.
HAHA EUROS KEKED BY CAPITALISM WHO WANTS TO WATCH COMPETITIVE GAMES I HOPE THE BIG STRONG RICH PEOPLE GIVE ME A SHITTY JOB WITH THE LOWEST MINIMUM WAGE IN THE DEVELOPED WORLD HAHA EUROKEKS
>>150769169
Then in your head just think that Fear hit the throne instead of the bear and won Game 1.
>>150769120
It's just buttblasted EG honeypot spammers trying to convince people TI is rigged.
any other Americans not rooting for EG anymore because of blatant 322?
rooting for DC, MVP, TNC, and secret since they're North American I guess
BAHASIDE
>>150769053
Stay mad EG shitter.
>>150769169
Let's say they weren't sister teams, EG still has no reason to try very hard and use decent strats when there's no incentive for them to win
>>150769205
It'd only be illegal if they had put real money on the outcome, ala insider trading.
Seriously, this shit happens all the fucking time in real sports. It's not illegal, grow up and get out of your mothers basement and read a book lmao
>Secret can realistically meet Na'Vi in the LB
>>150769171
Alliance are shit. but they are much better than EG who are literally american.
>play game 1
>lose
>learn in the meantime that TNC won game 2 and Alliance NEEDS a win
>don't play game 2 and 18 min gg
that's why you don't make sister teams play last.
>Alliance has to be gifted wins from Alex Garfield
>>150769269
HAHA
>>150769120
Of course not. Pic related is your average person who actually believes in match fixing.
>2 deaths in 22 minutes
damn how badly do you think secret shit on envy for dying too much
>>150768934
Chinese teams do this kinda of shit all the time
>>150769283
t. alex garfield
you can't fool us
>>150769120
of course not
alliance are going to win TI this year
Reminder that Secret sucked as soon as they turned NA
Name something AnneDroid has two of
MISSÄ ON NESTE
>>150769308
Then it doesn't look as dirty as it did now.
That's the difference.
Not only does it need to be right, it needs to look right.
So why is PPD such a slave to his Twitch owners? Last time they had Mason but this time the jews won
>>150769375
eyes
>>150769341
you do realize garfield sold EG to Amazon, right? He has no stake in this kind of shit anymore, just reaps the monetary benefits
>literally NOBODY from newbee showing on the map
>let's roam around alone randomly LMAO what could go wrong
>>150769375
fuckbuddy at valve
>>150769375
4.25
>>150769246
I do because I will finally quit this awful game
>>150769375
1k mmr
>>150769317
those are some fierce fangs
MY NIGGA KPII
>>150769449
>he has no stake
>just reaps the monetary benefits
???
>>150769323
he seems pretty woke
Is zepher still a team?
>>150769375
MOMMY
MILK
>>150769375
fans
>>150769375
balls
>>150769375
CHINS
>>150769449
you think they didn't keep him on as the ceo of their new esports division?????/
are they gay?
>>150769504
it's clear you've never done business before
you can sell your stake in a company (or the entire thing all together) and get monetary compensation yearly while still giving 0 input towards decisions
>>150769316
Are you fucking retarded? TNC weren't even CLOSE to being in a tiebreaker. Alliance had a guaranteed 7 wins after the first match against EG, they were already 100% in the upper bracket.
Why the fuck are you dotards so fucking stupid? This information is freely available on the international site itself. Are you all slavs or something?
>>150769494
for you
>>150769449
>he has no stake in this kind of shit anymore,
>just reaps the monetary benefits
lol
oh my fucking god secret is so bad in teamfights
completely uncoordinated
ART DOOR
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
shut the fuck up. Liquid is playing
>>150769604
Doesn't matter and no, they're just really close bros, I always sit like that with my cousin or brother.
>>150769619
and TNC had?
i dont even wanna watch secret anymore
>RTZ DOING PUB ROSH STEALS
HAHAHAH THE SECRET IS OVER HOLY SHIT
HE FUCKING DOESNT CARE
>>150769671
holy fuck you're literally either in high-school or just retarded
go read a book
Watching Secret is too depressing, just switch to MVP's game already
>>150769619
Are you stupid? If alliance lost one game against EG they would have been tied on points and it would've gone to tiebreaker regardless of previous match against TNC
W H Y
rtc-chan whyyyy
>literally no early dmg the draft
Is this going to be the year of CHINK OVERLORDS?
>>150769449
Ay lmao, do you even read the stupid stuff you post here?
>>150769725
this
kpii singlehandedly raping secrst
The most meaningful game of the day is about to start
>>150769808
what is wrong with this cat
>>150769770
calm down alex lmao
why is secrete so gutless.
you killed the nyx, you see the undying and the timber just go for rosh. why pullout you fucking pussies
>pick razor
>lose
im having ti5 flashbacks
>>150769808
whos this semen demon
>>150769857
It's a japanese cat. Notice the anime eyes.
warning lanm is playing kunkka
>>150769871
They lack confidence and trust in each other.
They aren't a team, just five peope
>>150769871
They are still tilted.
RIP secret, you were shit anyways.
>>150769619
Poor bait.
>>150769880
>Have EE
>Lose
Can someone explain to me why Puppey hates drafting damage so much,
while at the same time drafting Ra"free loss"zor every game.
NESTE
E
S
T
E
this secret draft has no damage and is indeed fucking stupid
is there a person anywhere more useless than EE?
>>150769871
>secrete
I actually laughed
>Most deaths is TNC
>Jimmy is in the team with the most deaths
>>150769857
Nothing lol
Why didn't puppey just draft zeus, lich, invoker, lina and CM. I thought he was a pro player?
razor over templar assassin
LMFAO
puppey is so fucking bad
>Secret has 0% winrate against timbersaw
>even with counters
lul
Imagine if EG and [A] get the iBP/NCG treatment from Valve if they discover there was matchfixing.
GUYS I AM PLAYING VOID AND MY TEAM HAS NO DAMAGEDo I go vlads?
>this ehome draft
wait i've seen that beforebased slanm
>>150769607
you literally contradicted yourself in a single statement
if he is receiving money based on his "former" team's success, he has a stake, period
>mfw a pre-business junior college kid tried to talk to me about business
>you will never suck matumba while jerax gently penetrates your boipussi
just finnish me already
>>150770086
>imagine valve doing something
yeah nice one lmfao
only way we could get something is we have daily threads on reddit
>>150769743
>ppd so mad about Jimmy's ? that he threw to Alliance so he wouldn't have to play TNC in the upper bracket
>>150770086
I would be so happy...
>>150770086
all the collusion was done internally so they would dig up anything.
>>150770036
they played balls to the wall desu
>>150770015
That's a pretty cute reptile 9/10 would feed crickets toothe lizard would make an alright pet as well
>>150770086
IS OK IF RICH PEOPLE DO IT, THAT'S WHY WE ARE RULED BY JEWS AND MY PENIS MUTILATED!
GO READ A BOOK.
HAO DOES HE DO IT?
RTC
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C
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RTC
RTC
T
C
C
T
RTC
>RTC
>RTZ
>>150770086
lmao valve is involved in the fixing
why do you think they magically got the last match
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
>ARTEEZY
rtc ?
ti6 ?
>>150770139
kys
>ARTEEZY
>RTZ
>>150770097
Nah, you just tilt cause you have EE on your team.
HAO IS HE SO GOOD
H A O
A
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o u r g i r l
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WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OUT FUCKING SKILLED
WE RUN THIS SHIT
I hope EG gets off the Drow train
>>150770217
maybe next year
-rtz every year
>RTC
RTZ is so bad.
So how come the le epic mastermind Puppey just keeps getting outdrafted
>post yfw Secret have become the spiritual successor of MUFC
HOW THE FUCK
IS
SECRET
SO
BAD?
MY 4K PUBS ARE LESS RETARDED
CLEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeennnnnttttttttttttt
LMAO
>>150770143
He threw so Jimmy would drop to Loser bracket because he hate old NA doto.
PPD is vengeful guy.
>>150770143
Jimmy really shouldn't have thrown that question mark
>SPEEDGAMINGMLG
based seamonkey remembering the greatest tournament and storyline of all time
>>150770294
I'm actually worried for him at this point.
so RTZ back to EG in the shuffle post TI?
>Pie
>Shitrekt
THEY'RE SO FUCKING SHIT ITS BEAUTIFUL, 100 PERCENT BULBA BOOTED.
ARTEEZY 80 PERCENT WILL LEAVE.
PIE KICKED.
>>150769962
He's delusional, albeit less than EE.
i never want to see arteezy playing with ppd, s4, puppey or ee ever again
does this mean australia > NA and europe?
>>150770331
for you
EIGHT GAME LOSING STREAK
SNIPER PICKED
I REPEAT
SNIPER PICKED
Secret is embarrassing.
If I was NA I'd be embarrassed to be born in the same continent desu.
>Secret
Oh god all the Karma is just coming back
Anyone got some sniper tips?
reminder we're watching dc liquid
>>150770384
EG can't kick any of their current members now that they're all guilty of fixing
>>150770386
300% Envy kicked
Puppey builds from the ground up and takes up the leftovers from the post-TI shuffle
NAME: ARTOUR BABAEV
STAND: PICK RAZOR
STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD
*shitty plasma field is cast*
can i get some Sniper tips?
>>150770327
What the fuck thats a perfect fusion
post qt hao pics
EE will pull through
HO HO HA HA
PEEP'D
Secret and EG are obviously pretending to be retarded
>mfw arteezy actually places WORSE at ti6 than ti5
>>150770442
I knew it actually
I knew chinks would pick sniper
>>150770442
which game
I think me and my 5K pubsquad buddies could put more of a fight than these guys, probably would work together better anyways
>>150770442
which stream
T I P S
I
P
S
quick guys give me sniper tips
>>150770557
stream 4 , EHome vs VGR
RTZ BACK TO EG
EE BACK TO THE DUMPSTER(seriously though, how does he keep fooling teams into thinking that hes a good player? Dude is hot garbage)
stream 4 sniper, but it's chink vs chink
>>150770556
>>150770557
>>150770564
ehome vs vg.r
ti_4
This fucking secret draft
like
what was it supposed to do?
>Lanes were weak as shit
>early and mid game weak as shit
>No comeback mechanism
>no teamfight
>no pick off without farm
>no nothing
IVE GOT THE LOWER BRACKET IN MY SIGHTS
Anyone got some sniper tips?
Last place beckons again
Watching Secret is pretty sad.
Not a team.
Just five people
No trust in each other, like MVP or Wings - or EVEN TNC.
Can I get some sniper tips guys?
Is this what it feels like to be a parent and see your kids fuck up their life slowly?
wow secret's draft has no synergy at all
ppy and pld are actually playing like shit aswell
SECRET BTFO
>Every team RTZ joins does dogshit at TI.
I love the guy but fucking hell its the most hilarious thing.
CRUMBLING
don't cry
>don't cry
don't cry
>don't cry
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>don't cry
0-8
>0-8
0-8
>0-8
0-8
>0-8
I don't know if it's just me but I watch TI every year and have been to it in person and stuff but this shit is just fucking boring to watch now
I find myself not really giving a shit and playing OW instead
Does anyone else know this feel?
>>150770593
he's in the pro club, just like bulba
NO NO
HA HA
8 in a row boys
>Secret
Just put it out of it's misery
GUESS THE PLAYER
>TI1 Champion
>TI2 Finalist
>TI3 Finalist
>TI4 Top 8
>TI5 Top 8
>TI6 Top 16
>>150770652
Please, not today
I just want to watch some dotes
holy shit secret's faces
this tournament is over for them.
what are they thinking?
>>150770628
>pick sniper
>headshot yourself
>>150770628
>>150770647
fuck off, stop playing this cancer.
secret insider here
kemal is considering kicking envy and putting cyb0rgmatt on carry
Is vg.r literally our boys?
>>150770746
It was over when they lost 0-2 to Fnatic for fuck's sake
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
>>150770694
>t. blizzcuck shill doing it for free
>Newbee has head in hands
>Cant even comprehend what secret is trying to do
>Matt picks up his backpack and is getting ready to just get the fuck out of there
>>150770735
our guy puppan ;_;
>>150770747
le fat fuck behind le scenes man
>>150770593
>rtz back to EG
but why
he's cancer and skillwise comparable to sumail
hey puppey
how is the weather on seattle?
>>150770681
>>150770483
hmmmm
where have i heard this story before
>>150770735
puppey
This fat fuck is stealing _______
RTZ is going to only be touched by T2 teams from now on.
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
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>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
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>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
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>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
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>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
>THE STATE OF TURKISH KEKOLDS
swap envy for aui 2bh
>>150770595
>chink vs chink
Implying those aren't the best games.
>>150770614
thanks love
>>150770747
>kick rtc win ti6
g-guys Secret will strike back right? S-soon?
>>150770617
>no teamfight when yuo have void razor et
>no pickoff when you just need 6 on ET and chrono to kill literally anyone on the map
?
>>150770850
chink pls go
>Fnatic.MidOne.SPEEDGAMINGMLG
what does he mean by this
>>150770845
tears
>>150770747
they are thinking that the fat fuck behind them smells like ass
im literally shakingof joy ;^)
>>150770848
would definitely help
but artour would probably bail
Fuck, I'm actually pissed that Secret rolled over the qualifiers just to embarass themselves like this.
I would've actually preferred to see fucking Comanche, or even AF. They would've been a thousand times more interesting to watch than EE and RTZ's solidarity with the children of Africa by feeding endless amounts of gold.
What happened during Shanghai that made them kick so much ass? What is different between then and now?
Kuroky was right?
I believe Puppey has no drive to win and he is just milking his name and reputation for what it lasts.
RTZ should've had the same fate as Qojqva, nobody but tier-2 players play with him anymore after his issues with teams.
PEter was a good person and gave him a chance tho
>>150770848
this
Only pie on Secret can do something without farm, EE needs ricing heroes to have an impact, rtz needs farm to do something and pupan also likes to farm. Making EE into playmaker in a span of several weeks where he spams bat won't do the job.
>>150770850
implying its fun to watch a game when you're not cheering for anyone
>>150770845
WINS
>>150770936
He's so fucking fat
What age do you think he has a massive heart attack
>>150770827
Because dota players are retarded. PPD will kick somebody and let rtz back into EG and then when he leaves again when EG starts losing he'll just say something like "oh well we dont want weak players anyway" and then it'll repeat again until the end of dota.
>not watching the korean cast for mvp
you fuckers are going to miss out
>>150770961
>get rid of EE and RTZ in a single blow
so secret would become a winning team?
>>150770641
You would have to have extreme stockholm syndrome to trust EE.
>>150770817
I don't play any other Blizz games but OW though
>>150770979
Besides them kicking their best players?
>>150770781
i laughed
>>150770979
Shanghai was a shitshow that tilted everyone else, s4 had like aids during one game or something
>ban Huskar
>lose
>>150770954
"listen Artour its part of our culture, I don't want to poo in the loo."
>>150770919
>Void razor et
>Literally 0 damage
>Pick off
>Literally
>No damage
>No way of farming
>No nothing
they needed the whole team to kill a single support
>>150771031
just give him a day or two after secret gets 16th
NEW THREAD
>>150771121
NEW THREAD
>>150771121
>>150770929
fnatic lost all games in the first day, so he thinks theyre suddenly not shit because its not day 1 anymore
spoiler: theyre not
>>150771003
>he isn't cheeering for EHOME
???
>secret btfo again
>EG btfo by tier 4 swedes
NA dota confirmed for being in shambles
>be american
>lose a dota game
>get shot
>>150770979
Everyone else has been stepping up while Puppan rests on his laurels while consistently drafting retarded shit like support kunkka and ee batrider and losing
>>150771036
Fear to coach
RTZ on carry
Same problems as before.
RTZ leaves after EG top 3 Major
give RTZ mid and secret will win the game
what the fuck do they keep picking for him?
void?
slark?
drow?
morphling?
RTZ is a MID
pick him MID HEROS
Give him TA or SF or something holy fuck just let him play something hes comfortable with and played a million times before
come on puppey. Unleash your boy. Give him a fucking mid hero
>>150771045
>gooks crying to a tier 3 game
Yeah, my loss.
>>150770984
but secret is a tier 3 team, he's where he belongs
>>150770979
w33 and mysery,I don't know what was going through Puppey's mind with that swap desu familiar
>>150770979
When it comes to TI, RTZ and EE absolutely shits the bed every time.
>>150770979
w33
>>150770983
Like during TI4 with Na'Vi
>>150771159
Oh, so Secret is NA now? nice that euros only claim secret when they're winning
bet you're jerking off over DC being a "euro" team now too now that they rolled their group
ICE
>ICE
ICE
BRAVO ICEFROG
>>150771003
I always cheer for EHOME
>>150771198
u srs?
rtz: Hey puppey, I wanna play with EE, and I'm bringing Universe
puppey: k
>>150771318
No, secret is a 100% AMERICAN team
U S A
U S A
U S A
>>150771427
>>150771157
>bandwagoning wildcard chinks
americans have completely given up on their teams
sorry i'm late guys i was off getting a soda.
can i still have some sniper tips?
>>150771505
>owner is a turk
>american team
????
>>150770327
jesus christ lmfao
>>150771179
>give him ta or sf
except he can only play three heroes and those heroes are huskar, void, and slark
secret picks luna and loses at 23 minutes
>>150771505
there is literally a single american on Secret lmao, and it's Bulba
>>150771916
this is bait
>huskar banned
UHHHH SECRET
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
It is physically painful to watch secret games. How the fuck could they suck so much when they have so much talent in one team. The hilarious thing is, that Bulba ain't even the weak link lol.
>>150771997
truth is not bait, eurokek. maybe if your fellow eurokeks were to wake up and realize how bad rtz is at actually playing dota with any semblance of flexibility your teams would start to win games.
puppey is CHEESED
>SHUT THE FUCK UP JACKY
>>150772131
Somehow everyone on secret manages to be the weak link, I honestly think it's just puppey's drafts, everyone sucks Pupper's dick so fucking hard but his drafts have been trash except for his huskar memedrafts
>>150770141
>I hate both EG and Alliance.
I think it's time to create a reddit account.
I have the barrel to my temple
If secret loses this game I'm pulling the fucker trigger
>>150770954
he is clearly showing him how to shove a hand up a cow's ass after he retires from dota and becomes a farmer irl.
>>150770979
They won shanghai on the back of w33 windranger and meepo you red fish memory neatboo
S P C T R E
HAO SPECTRE
Can we guy's take a second away from secret shitposting to talk about how nyx is the hard counter to batrider and radiance alchemist?
>believing Secret will ever win a game without Huskar
>>150772582
this
they needed to ban at least 2 w33 heroes
and games he won them with wr/invo/meepo holly shit
He didn't play that good early in tour, but later on he fucking wrecked
envy tried to throw real hard to, couldn't throw hard enough .