Custom Maid 3D General /cm3dg/

>>150752274
thanks anon

>>150752274
Thanks anon

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okay, now that ive made this thread
how do i keep it alive?

>>150753910
I heard posting a lot of your meidos is the secret

>>150753910

you don't man, I made the very first cmd3dg we had like 6 threads but then it died and every attempt to make another has failed

the thread just devolves into tech support and there aren't enough autists to fuel a general

>>150754480
Cuck would never allow that.

>>150754356
Yeah, let's just stay in /hgg/. They reach page 10 a lot without us.

>>150754054
>>150754356
>>150754569
sorry for making the thread i guess
thought i was helping

>>150755467

No one's (I think) angry, just informing you of the unfortunate reality that exists

>>150753910
Translate the game and I'll shill it.

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>>150755467
It's okay anon, I'll appreciate you for it.

>>150761963
Sponge pls

What's the most attractive part of a meido?

>>150765269
Their personality.

First for hoping for translation updates!

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>>150765545
which personality would that be?

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>>150765960
Obviously the translated one

>>150765960
Dominatrix ;_;

>>150765960
You posted it already

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>>150753910
By giving the anons posting habits.

Right now people ask a lot of questions about the game because they don't know much about it. It's a niche game that, while refined, isn't as widely known as 3D Custom Girl and some other 3D posing games. While answering the same questions over and over can be annoying, being receptive to new posters would grow the general. Over time those posters would answer the questions they once asked to new people.

There's other things that can be discussed too though, like gameplay, min-maxing meidos, how mechanics work, etc.

Currently we don't have an autist who takes requests from people here to attempt to recreate characters from anime series here.

Really, this place dies because of a lack of familiarity with the game. Or maybe people are just too busy fapping and can't be bothered to post stories about their meidos and OC donut steel content and so on on a blue board.

People posting their headcannons and experiences with their meidos would be a great start.

I think more general info in the OP would help too.

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Pic related, it's my hobo loli. Created her to unlock an achievement where you have to lose an Empire Club Battle and all of my regular meido's stats were too high. Cranked every single slider to 0 and used filth tattoo skin and slave wear to complete the look. Gave her no stat points and don't intend on having her do anything else but cook. She makes stew from things she finds on the street and refuses to eat regular food. The Empire Club lets her use their stove out of pity.

>>150772632
I agree, but we should do it in /hgg/. These threads were only made to accommodate new posts due to the new expansion, but now that the flood has died down, we can go back.

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>>150772632
>Currently we don't have an autist who takes requests from people here to attempt to recreate characters from anime series here.
I don't say I can do a good job but, make requests and... I-I'm here.

So I was reading the pastebin, why are the system requirements so high for this game? I could run AA2 with an Intel graphic card.

>>150773601
Wheres your name?

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>>150773751
>Anonymous

>>150773959
No no, its has to be Meido desu

>>150772632
Also it is worth noting that there is somewhat of a general on 8ch, I don't think we can really survive here on /vg/ to be honest.

>shoo shoo 8ch shill
Just saying, what other opportunities are there. Isn't there a TK13 general or something somewhere? Perhaps we could follow in their lead and do the same

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>>150774040
Just make a request, Anon senpai.

>>150774425
Make your desu girl so you can avatarfag with her instead

>>150772632
>>150774261
you guys have a few options

obviously the easiest would be going back to /hgg/ but lately maidposts have been getting deleted and it could be just shitposts or maybe a janny recognizing that you guys sometimes have your own general i have no clue but it's still possible, and i'll admit i don't want you guys back but i'm not autistic enough to report or piss all over your posts

you can also just keep going and struggling with this general and try to grow it. there's no rule on /vg/ that a general needs to survive to bump limit or it can't make a new one. plenty of generals die overnight or well before bump limit on a regular basis and plenty survive by just barely being on topic like /ksg/, you'd have to go full off topic autism like /kspg/ before mods decided to ban your general. for that matter, /ksg/ never even reaches bump limit, they mostly just image dump till image post limit and make a new thread which is why they have such a massive thread count

you can also go and try to merge with /aa2g/. you don't even have to become something like /hgg3d/ since there's no rule about general names either so you could easily become /aa2+cm3dg/ or whatever. you guys could even rename this general /maids/ or /faggots/ and no one outside of the general would give a damn as an example. this would require the most effort though and i can tell you from experience you'd probably have to go and make a case for this over a long-term period and not be discouraged by all the anons telling you to fuck off early on. it's fun to think this shit is a simple democracy but you really don't have to convince the whole thread, just whoever makes the OPs

last thing i can think of is you guys could move to /h/ since there's also a teaching feeling thread there, only advantage to this would be the slower board and being able to post NSFW

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>>150774621

>>150777284
Good job, now you can pose her to use in all of your future posts

>>150777284
Holy shit what the fuck did you do her face?

>tfw autism won't let me make more meidos because we only have like 5 meido types available
more personalitiessadist fucking w h e n
do we even have a release date for genki yet?

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>>150778223
I used Megumin (konosuba) face mod for the face.
it's the only mod in that preset, I'd tell you which megumin face mod, but I'm not sure, but I can only see 2 in the catalogue so you wont have a hard time getting it.

>>150779852
I didn't ask which mod I asked what was wrong with her.

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>>150780239
you tell me, aside from the eyebrows being black, what is wrong with her?

>>150780498
face is weirdly rounded, eyes too close together. you mentioned the eyebrows

>>150780498
Also, probably just the mod, but the eyes feel kinda dead.

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>>150781001
>>150781918
I'll gladly take critique and advice.
I'm considering something like a split between number 2 and number 4

>eyes feel kinda dead.
Well she is based on a Doll, but I might be able to do something about that.

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Thing with /hgg/ is, this thread exists because someone thought that hgg isn't adequate and that there could be so much more. In my opinion, I think they were right.

Nothing against /hgg/, but while a lot of hentai games are for the most part consumed and discarded, games with user generated content like this one can be so expansive that containing it in a multipurpose general would just cramp its community's growth.

I support /cm3dg/, though admittedly, it is going to take a lot of dead threads for it to hit it's stride and there's nothing wrong with that really.

Also, I think we could do a better job of translating than Hongfire.

Fuck man, I just started playing this week. I rushed to endgame, and the new rental maid Ayumi Miyahara's kansai accent is so fucking cute. I guess the reason why her scenes and so many others haven't been translated yet is because people who would be working on it are now playing Act 2, which has been out for less than a month.

>>150775876
or you can stop listening to the anti-3D shitposters that complain about maids. You faggots are really stupid and keep taking their bait. I mean really, hgg3d? Are you fucking serious? These faggots have been at it for 3 months now, they even shitpost fake tech support questions in /hgg/ to make the game seem like a nuisance and magnet for retarded questions (News flash retards: every game attracts idiots, this isn't something unique to cm3d2). Then when some bozo made these maid generals, those same autists would then contentiously recreate and bump the threads, just to keep the game out of /hgg/.

This game cannot sustain a general. Shut the fuck up, ignore shitposters, and go back to /hgg/.

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>>150784840
I didn't really get into this game until the first recent iteration of /cm3dg/ became a thing a while back, if that had never happened and meidos had stayed in /hgg/ I'd never gotten the UI translation to work, I had already given up on the game until I was inspired to try again by the creation of this general a few months ago.
This anon has a point.

>>150785529
I agree with this man.

what is the best way to train your maidos?

>>150787143
Let old fat man take care of them. His life long experiences will teach them a lot

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>>150787143
That depends on what you intend to do with them!

Remember, personal maid's money gained is based on Day stats and a free maid's money is based on Night stats.

Day stats take longer to train because they're only increased around a cap of 500 or so in a day.
Night stats can be power leveled by choosing scenes that give high xp, but at the expense of Day stats if you're not careful.

First, decide what you want to do with your meido!

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>>150781001
Better? Worse?

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>>150785529

>>150788402
Boats?

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>>150788217
Desuchan's a doll made to look like a little girl, so try moving her facial features toward the center of her face. Spreading them out makes her look older.

Also, you can increase the size of her head to make her look younger too.

>>150784840
LOL neck yourself.

jesus, i can't pass 5 days without the urge of empty my balls.

Please add this pastebin which contains info for Act 2 to next op:
http://pastebin.com/fKsWgL9n

>>150791281
please consider adding the info to the wiki as well

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I can take other requests now d-desu~

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>>150792310
Cutest boat

>>150791281
speaking of which, any way to get the mall and and the classroom rooms from Photo mode into Maid Editor?

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>>150792310
Airi from Queen's Blade possible?

Are there any QB characters made by the modding community aside from Menace?

>>150793887
It's not on the stage select menu(F11 in the maid editor)?

>>150793887
http://imgur.com/a/0nEhu

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>>150794743
I'll get as close as I can without mods.
as that can be shared as presets without extra work

also pic related to your other question

>>150794907
The rearranged classroom is in the stage selector, but the photo one isn't, and neither is the mall one. Don't get anything when I press F11, and neither Photo ones show up in MM's background choosers.

Funny though, when I made that post I checked twitter out of curiosity and some user(or bot??) uploaded it exactly a minute after I submitted the post, and they show up now. It's cm3d2_c_148.zip if you're curious.

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>>150794743
Rate it please.
also here's preset
https://mega.nz/#!PkxUUYJT!UogALSCrAP5valB1NkMvqGIDlkiMdaSF2kpr0yzn34w

>>150798663
2/10 well at least you checked the height.

>>150799625
what were you expecting?

>>150799886
I was hoping for at least a little effort, but after >>150792310 and >>150798663 I don't think I can expect even basic competence.

>>150800542
I'm new, but I want to improve, feedback would be appreciated.
if it was easy to do, you'd do it yourself, right?
and I can keep working on Airi until you're satisfied.

>>150800846
>>150800846
>feedback would be appreciated.
For one, stop using preset colors.
>you'd do it yourself, right?
I'd just like to point out that I haven't asked you to do anything.

>>150801891
>For one, stop using preset colors.
>For one
Sounds like the most minor point, what else do you have? {spoiler]You make it sounds like I used unoriginal colours more than once[/spoiler]

>>150800846
Here's a tip, kill yourself

>>150802227
>Sounds like the most minor point
>>150802612 is right just end it all.

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>>150798663
Thank you! Looking at it now.

I was going to ask if you use measurements when you make a maid, and by the looks of it you do!

Airi's BWH are 86-56-83 and this preset matches them perfectly! Her height tends to fluctuate between media though. It's 154 cm in the anime and 161 cm in the source books. I wish there was some kind of universal measurement for leg to height ratio, though I guess that can be figured out using head lengths.

>>150799625
>>150800542
Haha, you're not interested in presets, you just want to give unconstructive criticism.

>>150800846
Given that Airi's top is quite unique I think the one you chose suits her well. Actually, the bra, panties, stockings, and shoes are perfect. I do wonder if hair extension pictured might work a little better. It's from the official Lamunation mod. Airi tends to have stringy, loose hair. I'll look over the body next.

>>150802227
Well at least the guy who asked for it is happy.
>>150802828

>>150803216
that's not what's least senpai.

>>150802828
I was definitely not satisfied with the hair, but I wanted to stick to KISS made content, as I can depend on a receiver having those items, it's good you had something more fitting at hand.

Eye balling proportions isn't easy, I tried to set the legs at a fitting size, I hope they're not too thin for you.

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There's some default colors used, but it's fine. Airi's skin color also fluctuates between her illustration and anime art. Some artists color her light yellow, others use a pale, light pink color to make her hair pop out more. Honestly I think picking out colors in CM3D2 is the worst since you can't use RBG values and the Saturation, Brightness, and Contrast might be misslabled. They certainly don't seem compatible with any color picker I've used.

I adjusted the hair and skin colors on the model a bit, and to make Airi's head rounder, dropped her head height to 29. I think head height can be used well to make a character look younger, especially the more round it is. If you did the same with the Suiseiseki I think it would look closer.

Other than that, I'm impressed with this Airi model. If you're new as you said, keep in mind that you can press F5 during maid creation to bring up the ModsSlider mod. By enabling wideslider, you can tweak body proportions even further. Airi's legs are very thin so I dropped her leg scaling width to .81 for example.

I'd like to add this Airi to my maid team if you don't mind.

>>150802828
>>150805943
>unconstructive criticism.
You just did what I told him to do.

>>150765960
I'm still amazed how similar the Tsundere voice is to Kana Ueda's. Which is why she's my personal maid as Rin, no less.

>>150805943
I made her for you fampai, she is yours to do with as you please.
I am so new I hadn't realised I could freedraw skincolour, thanks!

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>>150807264
>I am so new I hadn't realised I could freedraw skincolour
Are you real?

>>150807857
What do you expect from avatarfags

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>>150807857
>>150808127
keep bumping the thread

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>>150805943
My Modslider is in some alien language, what do?

>>150808713
Learn the alien language, or course.

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>>150808713
That depends on how your translation is configured. Either you need to copy a translated file into the UnityInjector folder, or just rerun the Hongfire patch if that's what you used initially.

>>150807223
I really wish you could mix voices and personalities. Airi's voice sounds more like Kuundere maid, but all of the traits that match her character are tied to the Tsundere personality. Things like servant, refined, etc. The ones listed here:

http://wiki.anime-sharing.com/hgames/index.php?title=Custom_Maid_3D_2/Gameplay/The_Maid_Profile

I think they give bonuses to daily actions. Like a starting gain of 325 for cooking instead of 250, etc.

>>150807264
Oh, I almost forgot. Here's the preset again with those tweaks I made. I should have included it before.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/h3yb657df6l8jrh/pre_Infernal+TemptressAiri_20160806004920.preset

One other tip! The name you set on the profile screen shows up in the filename for the preset!

>>150809991
>The name you set on the profile screen shows up in the filename for the preset!
He probably already noticed that.

>>150810337
Looks like I'm the one who didn't notice. I mistook the one I downloaded for a different one. Ah well.

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New update for your maid shit
http://kisskiss.tv/cm3d2/update.php
>Photo mode [Pose edit] function added
>Maid selection in Photo Mode in photo mode shortcut changed from [Ctrl + Left Click] to [Tab + Left Click]
>Minor bug fixes

How well does this shit run in linux? Anyone attempted it? I've got a windows partition but can't be bothered if I don't absolutely have to use it

>>150812605
So is there any need to install Multiple Maids plugin with the new photo mode added?

>>150814856
MM still allows prop placement, mirrors, dialogue box usage, and some other crap... not to mention being usable in edit mode so you can change outfits and scale clothing.

It's a start for KISS, but they're still way behind the modding community.

>>150814856
Multiple Maids is still more versatile but this one will be easier to use.

>>150814856
Can you even spawn mm mod items separately in photo mode? If not then mm is still useful. Honestly i can't even get maids to show up in photo mode for some reason, screen just stays black after selecting one. I kinda like being able to be able to change stuff at the same time in maid edit mode, and you can save a "scene" with multiple chars and items in MM save pose function, so its useful for that too

For those who updated their game to 1.34
and want to return to 1.33 follow this guide

http://motimoti3d.jp/blog-entry-59.html

>>150818229
>guide is in moon
t-thanks

>>150818229
and why would anyone revert? does it break anything?

>>150818337
It broke my MM

>>150818281
Just follow the damn pictures.

>>150818281
h-here, try holding it up to a light at least!
http://www.microsofttranslator.com/bv.aspx?from=&to=en&a=http%3A%2F%2Fmotimoti3d.jp%2Fblog-entry-59.html

>>150818281
Open the updata.lst of your cm3d folder
with the notepad and remove every line that has
1340 and the "CM3D2x64.exe,134". Save.
Run the updater 1.33 and never update again.

where's the translation

>>150818281
>Delete updata.lst
>Update 1.33
End

Was that so hard?

>>150819291

In the distant future.

can someone answer two questions for me?
1) what are the requirements to marry your maid
2)can you only marry one

quick poast homuhas

>>150822632
this
>>150791281
>http://pastebin.com/fKsWgL9n

>>150822632
>Lover
>300 impression

>You can marry more than one, basically you can cheating behind your wife's back

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Let's see those cm3d2 folders, mods and everything

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>>150823730
I should probably clean this up, I'm sure there's useless zip files in here.

>>150823730
Isn't that just base game?

i haven't played in some months
did they translate any other personalities yet

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>>150823730
This is missleading because the ISO is also inside, which is around 10GB.
Last time I looked at this shit it was under 50GB, what happened...

>>150823913
nah the base game is around 20-25 GB

>>150823730
>>150823871
>>150824279
that feel when Gigs now feel like Megs to me

is the HF patch working with v134?

>>150825437
You shouldn't use the HF patch imo

>>150820397
why dont translators just crowdfund this shit, i hear it's all the craze now

>>150826001
why don't you ask the translators instead of us

>start new game
>crashing on the hire first maid again

what causes this again?

>>150822975
Multiple Wives = Harem End

Good way to put those harem skills to good use!

>>150785529
I'm late to the party, but pretty much this.

Usually, you'd expect people to learn after the umpteenth failed attempt that there's no point in doing something, but I guess that autist that keeps making these threads is resistant to that.
The game just got a huge update with Act.2, and the general is still falling off the board. What is supposed to happen once popularity declines in a week or two? Oh wait! We can repost stuff from twitter!!! Or we can put a pathetic line like

>>150752274
>Post a question to bump the thread then read the pastebin and check the wiki

in the OP!

kompai

>NTR Dominance Play 2 has your wife saying the other guy has cummed in her so much that she might be pregnant.
>Go into editor and make her boobs a little bigger and give her a small belly bulge.
>Replay scene.
I need help don't I?

>>150829529
More people helping you fuck your "wife" yes

>>150829529
Share the preset, we will help.

>>150785529
>>150827549
Don't you ever get bored of your propaganda shitposting?

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>>150829529
>I need help don't I?
How so? Your fetish has gone mainstream.

>>150827435
Except your wives don't know you have another wife.

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>>150831091
Dude

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>>150831091
what a time to be alive

Good bye.

Did anyone fix the camera utility for FPS mode in VR?

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>>150824630
>that feel when Gigs now feel like Megs to me

I know this feel so well

I got a 6TB HDD (going from 1TB) with the impression my space constraints are solved forever and never again will I delete AA2 or a heavily modded Skyrim installation just to spend days re-downloading, installing, and modding everything, but I filled it up in less than a year with JAV, 4K video and porn, more music than I can listen to in a lifetime, textbooks on all subjects, games that just sit there, and other BS and I am very reluctant to delete any of it so I think I'll just buy another 4TB

My apartment IRL is barren except for a mattress on the floor, desk + PC, and a chair (no couch). I got nothing on the walls or floor, no books or physical media of any kind

>>150802828
cute meido senpai

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>>150839429
>931 files
>57GB

i downloaded the game from anime sharing and theres another small rar with an ISO in it that appears to be some kind of "bonus" - does anyone know exactly what that is?

So, can you guys post Homuha?

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What the heck does this say?
I tried using the Act 2 Dlc on the game and I get this message after I use the selector.
Can anyone help a guy out?

>>150847107
it says read the OP

>>150847107
your file was corrupt mang

i just installed everything including HF patch and immediately after the HF installer launched the game but now when I try to launch it again using locale emulator I get time zone error.. anyone know anything about this?

>>150847574
H-How am I supposed to fixed that?
The rest of the Dlc ran smoothly except this one.

>>150848140
it says

>not supported exception: can't get timezone name

>>150847107
Try running the update.exe inside the folders

>>150848529
Did that and I get the same problems.

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>tfw I'm backing up 4 gigs of mods in 4 rar files

>>150848140
>>150848286
anyone? Is the HF patch not for this version or should I try an new emulator?

>>150849826
Try NTLEA

So is there any way that I can keep the VIP events permanently viewable after unlocking them via maidfiddler? The list keeps greying out on me everytime I perform a restart.

>>150847574
try a different download? i also experienced shit like this before

Hey can anyone tell me what these 4 new rental maid VIP events are about?

[学園生練習プレイ]
[濃厚ラブセックス]
[NTR乱交セックス]
[NTRレズセックス]

These are apparently with the old rental maids. Just tell me what they're about, I can't be fucked to grind them out just to be disappointed.

>>150848667
From where you downloaded it?

>>150850470
The pastebin of Hgg
http://pastebin.com/qZQGcmxX

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>>150849961
trying this now and i no longer get an error about locale but when the game starts I get an error about sockets then it runs and I get the warning screen then after the warning screen i just get a black screen

debug console is attached.

>>150850848
You can always try to copy and paste the whole data folder from the dlc. Backup first tho.

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Okay the mystery got a few more clues. The problem has something to do with this.

>>150853024
nvm i restarted and it worked

>>150849961
tyvm

>>150856009
Cringe.

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>>150856838
cringe you say?

>>150856009
>>150857059
I really like your stories

>>150856009
>>150857059
This is so fu post more nigga.

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>>150861217
surprisngly i don't have enough come to think of it

>>150831091
What a mess we made.
When it all went wrong?.

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>>150860208

>>150856009
i'm sickened but curious

>>150863505
Yes.

is there a place to download updates through torrents? or is there only the mega?

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God damnit why won't ACT 2 work?!

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>>150856009
>>150857059
>>150862180
>>150863951

nice.

>>150867115
Reinstall m8

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>>150870651
Do I really have to uninstall the game to try to use the act 2 Dlc.
Why the hell didn't Kiss just make this Dlc as easy to implement as the others?

what is this game and are there huge cowtit maids???

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>>150871994
Its literally the same as the other DLCs. Stop breaking your game and blaming KISS for it.

What all is actually in act 2?

>>150856009
>>150857059
>>150862180
>>150863951
>>150870634
these are actually pretty entertaining, keep it up

When will we finally be able to:

Sell our free maids virginity for a lot of money?
Sell our personal maids virginity for A LOT of money?
Sell our married loving personal maids virginity for free on the night of our honey moon resulting in pregnancy?

>>150872074
its a game in which you manage a maid brothel and bang said maids
and yes, there are huge cowtits

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>>150872457
Holy shit it was all just a major brain fart on my end. I just had the place the necessary game data in the game data folder under the right name.
Jeez was I stupid.

>>150875381
Marriage system, more stuff, and more classes really.

>>150876016
Disgusting.

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>>150839429
Are you me? Probably not but that's my situation as well. It's like the majority of my things are on my computer, not in my physical space.

I'm currently at 10 Terabytes now, spread out over 4 hard drives. Two of them are really old 1 TB and 2 TB hard drives. I'll need to replace them before they fail. Terabyte drives are so cheap now I might as well pick up two more 5 TB ones.

But what's nice about having so much storage space is having enough room to record lossless video. To keep this post maid related, here's a webm of a fat pig dancing.

New multiple maids
>works with 1.34
http://ux.getuploader.com/cm3d2_d/download/156/cm3d2_d_156.zip

>>150849976
Try setting them to unlocked with the save editor:
http://mainvirtualizer.github.io/CM3D2Editor/

>>150850356
According to bing's translate(it's a little more accurate than Google's)

[School students practice play]
[Thick love sex]
[NTR orgy sex]
[NTR lesbian sex]

Wow. Poor goshujinsama. First he doesn't receive an invite to an orgy his maid will be attending, then another maid NTRs his maid.

But at least at the end of the night he has piles of money to sleep on.

>>150866542
You mean patches? There's downloads to the official downloads in the op.

We're on patch 1.34 now, which was released just last night.

>>150878423
Thicc love sounds preddy good

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>>150875927

>>150875381
There's a list of all of Act 2's additions here:

http://pastebin.com/fKsWgL9n

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>>150878948

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how'd i fuck up this time?

>>150879024
Thanks!

>>150876016
I won't be suprised if they release Virgin class in the last dlc or something

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>>150881734
More details:

The message just goes endlessly in both the main menu and in maid customization, not in Maid Management or the like.

It's also making the game sluggish as a result.

Is it from fucked mods, fucked DLC, or something else?

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God I love Ichinose Sakura so much. Volumptous oppai loli catgirl who's experience with soap play approaches even Metal Gear Solid boss levels of expertise.

They don't call her the K.O. Queen for nothing.

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I want to bury my face in her panties.

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>Ichinose Sakura filling your holes with her softness

I don't want this moment to ever end.

>>150878423
Huh? Goshuhinsama is the main guy in the orgy.

>>150889076
why you changed homuhas namae ??

Is there any way to export mod slider settings?

>>150892060
C&P comments

ded thred

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Update for Sybaris AIO:

MEGA Folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!axdzjQIS!IO-37G0I1VORxANkj5NNow

Changelog for Sybaris AIO [160806]:
. Removal of CM3D2.WaitingForYou.Plugin (You must delete the .dll from Sybaris\Plugins\UnityInjector if upgrading from a previous AIO version)
. Added CM3D2.ExternalPreset.Patcher
. Added CM3D2.PostEffect.plugin
. Update for CM3D2.ExternalSaveData.Patcher
. Update for CM3D2.MaidVoicePitch.Plugin
. Update for CM3D2.MultipleMaids.Plugin
. Update for CM3D2.YotogiUtil.plugin

Pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/va3qWhaQ

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Let's talk about Head Maids.

Head Maids are really useful for power leveling new maids. A Head Maid with max stats(for sake of discussion let's just call max stat head maids = mega maids, as in megami, not the Capcom character) will give a trainee maid +480 of a stat each day of training for 25 days. Theoretically, this would give an increase of 12000 stat points to the trainee, except that stats cap off at 9999.

With that in mind, it would take roughly 21 days for a mega maid to increase a trainee's stats to 9999.

Because of the difference between 12000 and 9999 though, you could probably change things up to have the mega maid teaching sooner.

9999 stat points / 25 days = 399.96, or 400 stat points needed minimum per day to max a stat for that entire training period.

We could then use the formula

? * 4.8% = 400

to determine the minimum amount of stats a mega maid would need to start producing 9999 stat trainee maids.

? * 4.8% = 400

400 / .048 = 8333.33 repeating, or 8334

A mega maid would need a minimum of 8334 in a stat in order to increase a trainee's stats to 9999 over a 25 day training period.

TLDR; Get your head maid's stats to 8334 to start turning your trainees into SUPER MEIDOs. BUILD AN ARMY OF THEM AND RULE THE UNIVERSE!

>>150902408
even with head maid training the newbie, don't you only have 11 days before being forced to pick a contract type, thus preventing further training by the head maid?

>>150902731
No, because even after a trainee receives a contract she can still continue training so long as she still has Immaturity.

Trainee maid starts with 100 immaturity.

1 day of training takes up 4 immaturity, so 100 / 4 = 25 days to train.

At 50 immaturity they're no longer trainee maids but can still keep getting stat gains.

It's a bit of a lazy way to grind characters, but I think +480 is higher than any other method currently.

>>150903014
oh, cool
i incorrectly thought you couldn't do the head maid training after picking a contract.

>>150902408
https://mainvirtualizer.github.io/CM3D2Editor/

>>150903217
While it's great for small edits like changing character's name, just using a save editor takes the fun out of the game.

It's like the difference between playing a slot machine and just going to a slot machine and taking its coins out. Both give you coins, but playing is more fun.

Would CM3DG fare better on /h/?

Any reason for using a blue board over a yellow one?

>>150904987
Because then we'd be filled up with image dumps.

>>150905231
how is that any different to the current thread?

>>150904987
i'd much prefer it to be on /h/.

>>150905492
Lack of actual H stuff.

Would you really want the first 60 posts of every thread be filled with people's half-assed attempts at making lewd scenes depicting their unknown fetish and others asking where to download the game or trying to asking what game the images are from.

>>150904987
>Check /hgg/ on /h/
>Created 13 days ago
No it would not.

Same reason any hentai game general is on /vg/.

>>150902408
Except that a Head Meido can't train another meido past her current stats.

So... All 9's or GTFO.

>>150909569
I'm not sure if that's true. My head maid's current trainee has stats well above hers.

does mega have a download limit? do i need to create an account so i can download that 5gb act 2 copy from the pastebin smoothly?

>>150917563
you must be really desperate to keep this thread alive

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>>150917654

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>>150879156

Make more of these, you're good at it.

>>150917563
Not as far as I'm aware.

>do i need to create an account
No account needed.

>>150917654
you too thank you bumpsan

how does group work?

>>150921039
You, Your Meido and as many old men cocks as she can take.

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>>150921039
It works like this!

The number is for the amount of participants.

3P = You, Meido, Man
4P = You, Meido, Man, Man

The counterpart to this is Harem, which is

Double = You, Meido, Meido
Harem = You, Meido, Meido, Meido

I want them to release a Lily Harem! It would then be Meido, Meido, Meido!

I see no visible difference between standard and Chu-B options. What is the difference?

>>150922745
Never checked myself but some say the dialogue in Chu-B is slightly better. Otherwise there is no.

>>150922745
The dialogue mostly.

Chu-B is meant to be used with a real life onahole. I can't remember if it was usb powered with feedback or anything. If it was, increasing intensity in the game probably increased the intensity of its vibration or suction.

In any case, the only real differences are the dialogue, so people use a patch to remove the extra chu-b scenes, but still keep the two unique scenes they add ingame onahole and footjob. It was posted last thread, and can be installed using Hongfire patch 1.31 also.

>>150922568
3P and 4P isn't group, that's gangbang.
when will they had proper group sex to this game. 2+ of both genders is group sex.

>>150922568
>Double = You, Meido, Meido

tfw you still can't fuck them like CM3D

>tfw I have never seen the maid database not dead

>>150923950
The Ruski one has always been unreliable shit even for AA2. Use the nippon one and just fight through the moon runes and slow speed.

>>150924021
I had no idea how bad people were at the creator until looking at the nippon site. That or Japs have the shittiest taste.

You know, with Act2 I've enjoyed the NPC maid events a lot more than regular ones.

Between having an actual backstory and personalities that are way more fun and unique than the custom maids, they're just better. And I don't really care about yotogi anymore so being limited to VIP events isn't a big deal, I just hope they get more content.

I don't know what this is but I saw it sitting there at the bottom of the catalog and felt sorry for it so I'm going to bump

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>>150924629
Same here. They just have so much personality and are professionally done. I really wish their voice sets could be used for maid creation. It's nice that we're given presets for their looks at least.

Speaking of which, has a preset for Secretary Maid ever been released?

>>150929760
yes, it comes with the anniversary dlc

>>150929760
You know, other than the personalities, the thing that NPC maids made me realize is missing from the custom ones is backgrounds/origin stories.

I'd love if we could choose a backstory for our custom maids, like a reason why they started working in the club and what they were doing before, and whether or not they already have someone they like for the sweet netori action, with like 1-2 dedicated VIP events for each.

Or having custom maids start with a contract similar to the rental ones where they don't agree to yotogi and you have to win them over to fuck them.

It would make the base gameplay a lot more engaging.

Maybe in CM3D3... oh who am I kidding.

>>150931474
>I'd love if we could choose a backstory
You can just write that in on the profile when you make her.

>>150931743
Yes, well, I could just not play the game and imagine a perfect one in my head, but that's just not the same, is it?

>>150933053
I get what you mean, but you can't really expect the devs to make custom scenes and lines for anything you can imagine.

unless you mean you want the current and future personalities have a backstory that comes with them?
That could be awesome, especially if you can mix and match personalities and back stories as you desire. as well as deciding how your meidos refer to you.

>>150931474
I would still like some actual management stuff for the mansion, so that money actually had a purpose.

I imagine being able to upgrade the mansion in different ways:

1. Cleaning up old disused rooms that had a purpose but fell into neglect.
2. Cleaning out old room that had no purpose and then choosing and expansion for that room.
3. Upgrading rooms currently in use to a better standard.
4. Building brand new room on to the mansion to expand it.
5. Finally building extra floors for the mansion.

You would have to assign different maids to different tasks to keep things going. Different tasks:

Head Maid - Organises everyone.
Cleaning - Making sure the mansion is clean, this would keep customers happy and once it levels up brings in better quality customers.
Decorating - Bringing the new rooms up to scratch, keeping the old rooms up to standard.
Cooking - Keeps customers happy, encourages them to spend more money, brings in more customers.
Serving - Serving customers food, flirting with them, getting them to spend more.
Sewing - Maintaining the maids uniforms.
Gardening - Looking after the outside of the mansion.
Shopping - Going out and finding good deals and new types of food/furniture/clothes.

Then you have all the obvious night skills. Changing the maids class would change the type of service she is doing that night.

So for example if customers were showing signs of wating a school girl maid, you give her the school girl class and assign her to you newly built "Class Room" room.

As customers get richer there tastes become more varied and extreme, you will have to train your maids in a wider variety of more depraved skills.

Imagine having a full view of your mansion and being able to zoom in on it and see what maid is doing what after you have trained them up.

Personal maids doing basic maid tasks, free maids engaging in night activities. If you got your personal maid interested in NTR you can see her fucking customers.

I'm trying to install the game andi got that 36gb top torrent on Nyaa.

Im following the install video but after i run _2 _3 and _9 files and boot the x86 version i don't get that cmd window that appears to be patching and i just get a black screen instead.

What do i do?

How can i make THICC meidos?

>>150935645
press F5

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>>150931474
That's actually possible in a way. During maid creation if you use a very specific set of stats you can give your maid two unique traits that affect story events throughout the game.

Look at the traits section here:
http://wiki.anime-sharing.com/hgames/index.php?title=Custom_Maid_3D_2/Gameplay/The_Maid_Profile#Traits

So by making a new maid that's a nonvirgin and has stats that unlock either the Secret Past or Secret Error trait, you can make a maid whose past catches up with them throughout the game's story.

You decide for yourself whatever that secret might be, but in the story NPCs will reference something being wrong with that maid's past in dialogue, and there are some unique events tied to it too.

Traits are a bit of a secret thing that doesn't get explained in the game's tutorials, but having a maid with certain traits adds some new scenes that don't show up otherwise.

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>>150933497
Some of that's already present though.

>1. Cleaning up old disused rooms that had a purpose but fell into neglect.
As your club rating increases, new rooms become available. The most luxurious rooms don't become available until after you've cleaned and decorated the club enough to get past three stars. Presumably they're either rooms that were in too messy to use or added to the club as it expanded to serve more patrons.

>Cleaning - Making sure the mansion is clean, this would keep customers happy and once it levels up brings in better quality customers.
>Decorating - Bringing the new rooms up to scratch, keeping the old rooms up to standard.

That's how cleaning and decorating currently works. When your maids have sex, the cleanliness of the club decreases(probably from all of the semen landing onto the floors and ceiling), and it's tied to how much Service Maids earn.

Decorating increases the club's beauty, which increases the amount Personal Maids earn. It's very barebones but it is a management choice you can make each day, that is, increasing the club's earning potential vs missing an opportunity to earn money or raise stats.

>Shopping - Going out and finding good deals and new types of food/furniture/clothes.
It's nowhere near that intricate in game, but you do bring your maid with you when you go shopping in order to try on new clothes and accessories.

You're right though, expanding these would add more depth to the management side of the game.

>>150940307
I think he just generally wants agency in the management of the club, instead of things just unlocking automatically when you're reached certain numbers.

MultipleMaids mod only works with Sybaris, right? And it's not possible to use ReiPatcher and Sybaris at the same time, right? I'm considering making a second install just for it.

>>150940737
Guide for how to make reipatcher work with sybaris is on hongfire, I found it by using google.
I got my sybaris AIO to work with reipatcher that way.

>>150940716
Think along the lines of base building in the new XCOM games with the sort of "ant farm" feel to them.

>>150943761
I'd like something that's a split between simbrothel games and CM3D2

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Maids giving you presents?

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I'm having problems to get cm3d to version 1.31, there's any install for that version? pastebin has 1.33 but it also doesn't include original game, 1.33 works good for the hf patch and VR patch?

>>150943761
xcom style maid-simulator with perma-NTR when?

Why in swapping game uses master model?

>>150947692
How much money do you need to tribute to the funbag gods to get rare cards?

>>150949121
Probably a technical limitation. Spoken dialogue refers to someone other than the master.

>>150949160
No clue.

>tfw I'm actually pretty interested in what is being said but I don't speak moon

It would probably be faster to learn it than to wait for HF to get anywhere past the first bit.

>>150953783
By the time the translation is done you are about ready with nips to read stuff

>>150953783
The current partial translation is like one or two hundred lines of text and it hasn't been updated since last year. Unless there's a surprise "LOOK IT'S DONE," it probably won't be for a very long time. It's probably the slowest I've seen a translation go.

>>150953783

that's the route I took, started a month and a half ago and I'm on 1000 kanji, only ~5000 to go!

>>150954794
When you're done you can start translating the game.

>>150954971

If I could translate games I'd pick my favorites first, CM3D2 is pretty good, but kind of vanilla for my tastes

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Post maids

>>150954569
Is all of the dialogue already in the game's Unity folder if you installed HF Patch? Or only what's been translated?

I can start translating it if it's there in its entirety.

>Ram preset on db
>wears pink stripes instead of slutty black lingerie

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>>150957058
>Murican moneys
>what

>>150960209
>murrican money is useless outside america.
>ok

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>>150960209
The Yen is for another time

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>>150957058

>>150949037
One day Anon. One day!

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>>150957058
I've been pretty stumped on what kind of maid to add next while waiting for genki.

>>150964424
I'm going to say something crazy here I know but, how about a human meido?
also the one in black is cute AF preset?

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>>150964714
So far, I've accidentally made knock-off Card Captor Sakura for a human.
https://mega.nz/#!484WALDC!m3yvyRriF0Zq1ASGqSpGLJnOY10ao_d_VPEdGQVWfz4 Good luck, she's behind 700 mods

>>150965582
I still think I have the uploaded folder that you posted last time.

>>150966675
https://mega.nz/#!5wAhGKBL!v7RqClxKd3ZEvwWk4bYg4j4OzIlcMtvsqU6uVGmCeks
It's a tad outdated now, since I'm constantly messing around with what mods I have.

>>150933497
Dear lord man.
My game already sucks in 30GB from my hard drive. All that stuff will take 20 more.

>>150967303
Aren't we all.

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>>150957058

_ded

>>150968702
What mods are you using for those lower lashes and that dark lipstick?

Is there any guide to the photo mode? It's all in moon and there are a shit ton of buttons.

>>150973130
im not really using any lipstick there, and i don't remember where i got the lower lashes, sorry

>>150975458
I've only figured out the right list is poses and the left is... things

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>>150957058

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Which option do I pick when installing the plus addon?

>>150982849
These need more NTR.

>>150985208
install more brain

>>150985870
I don't know if it's asking me "which do you want" or "which do you have"

>>150985231
thats disgusting

How do i find the poses from the Plus Pack and the Plus Pack act 2 in the photo mode?

>>150986521
I want to see Youjin jizz his pants as Haruki is railed hard and screams how much better it is than Youjin's dick and begs to get cummed inside so she can get pregnant!

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>>150988829

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>>150988982

>>150989408
what happened to her eyelashes

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>>150988982
Yes!

>>150988982
Do it.

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>>150982756

>>150993808
Is that arm a mod that comes alone or is the whole suit?.
I have a thing for mechanical limbs

おはよう、メイド野郎。お元気?

>>150993808
Which version of Drossel is that?

Make a guess.

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So I made a pretty decent preset of her, but anyone know if someone's made a mod of the outfit?

>>150979983
Post the pic.

>>150994154
i forget where i got it, it was somewhere in the mod catalog though

>>150995489
I didn't base it on Drossel, i just used the cybernetic parts

>>150957314
>I can start translating it if it's there in its entirety

Famous last word.

Do you guys actually fuck your maids or do you just pose em all days?

>>150998319
Pretty much the poser, I can even make lewd poses, best of both worlds :^)

>>150831091
The main character is dying, right?

>>150994154
http://ux.getuploader.com/KAAN/

Still can't find those eyes for that anon

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>>150846860

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>>150998319
Pose, fuck, or even kill

>>151002546
> ^_^

I've been traveling the past 2 weeks, and the only access I have to porn right now is my phone.

Could someone maybe give me a brief summary of the new ntr scenes in act.2?

Not having access to my h-games is starting to frustrate me.

>>151008338
>>151010840
stop pulling pics from twitter just to pretend the thread is active.

>>151011648
>just to pretend the thread is active.
What, I'm bumping because it's dead

>>151011876
just post bump or dead

>>151012235
make me

>>151012235

Now any other way of bumping a thread that is not bump or ded is not bumping it. How much of a memelord are you?