/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

Bannerlord HYPE

>>150731773
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one job

>>150734537
It just werks.

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dickplomacy anon, remember how I said that lords that get exiled and run to my kingdom dont appear in the castle as they should? Well his family has moved in and is squatting in the castle in my capital

no sign of the lord himself

>>150734118
fug, I forgot about that, its a txt file right?

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I'm posting Boba Fett until we get a good Star Wars mod for Warband.

>>150735624
interesting, mind uploading your savegame? I'll see if I can fix it the patch after next

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I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

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>>150735831
I'm posting Happy Feet until we get a good Happy Feet mod for Warband.

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LONG MAY HE REIGN

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Rest in peace, Bannerlord.

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I updated to Windows 10 about a week ago, and Mount and Blade now refuses to run. All of my other vidya are doing fine but not Mount and Blade (Warband, with the Floris mod).

Wat do?

>>150736458
>Upgrading to Botnet 10

>>150735852
what file hosting should I use? this is the first file host service that came up when I googled it

http://www.megafileupload.com/7i83/sg08.sav I have never used any filehosts ever

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I'm posting Domon until we get a Gundam mod for Warband.

>All these faggots wanting to be like the original Cao Cao poster

>>150736896
t. Cao Cao poster

>>150736896
>Not aspiring to be as legendary as the Cao Cao poster
The fuck is wrong with you?

>>150736458
I'm running Win10 and it works fine.

>>150737202
>implying

I wish. The two other Cao Cao posters are faggots and they are the reason why the start of each new general is filled with Cao Cao variants.

>>150731773
Dickplomacy version 4.3.0.4 is out

4.3.0.4 Full Version:
https://mega.nz/#!UxhnASAB!wNJH04-yD5uuMXtP_-55LdraPu0AmJ7KudviuaA1b1Y
Patch from previous versions to 4.3.0.4
https://mega.nz/#!ptgl1CKI!f0U-R566YljJTEFRek2AGf6x04Y7m0ZTH8sgPMeSBy8
Changelog:
4.3.0.3 -> 4.3.0.4
Added more interaction options when visiting lady
Recalculated formula for interacting with people
Fixed several script warnings and errors
Fixed interacting with lord when traveling on the map
Re-activated duel quest for married lady
Spiked helmet no longer covers graveth's eyes
Fixed "perhaps X would like to watch" scenes

>>150737517
Nice, thanks.
How needed is WSE?

>>150735831
Maybe if you post a real mandalorian we'll get that mod.

>>150737640
pretty much the only thing it's being used for right now currently is (agent_stop_sound) for the scenes, so pretty much not needed

>>150736603
try uploadmb instead, that download isn't working for me

>>150737743
Thanks a lot

>>150737913
>>150736603
never mind i managed to download it

Dickplomacy anon, is this a bug or a feature? I'm a lowly mercenary with a team of 12 paraplegic chucklefucks. I joined the battle to help Harlaus fight off Graveth & Co. and then I was suddenly in charge of battle, nobody moved without my command, even Harlaus himself. And no, I don't have any butter in the inventory.

>>150735624
>fug, I forgot

Yes, 'tis a txt file. Just remember to rename your chara.

>>150737517
What's the difference between the new and old town scenes?
What's default? What about corpus, native and rus bodies?

>>150737517
man you are working like crazy, take a break or you'll burn out or something
>Added more interaction options when visiting lady
is it possible to add an option to court ladies even if you/they are married?

>>150738590
bug with how the teams are re-assigned, I'll look into it
on the bright side though the allied lord AI won't suicide all of their troops with you in command~

>>150738740
default is the vanilla scenes with two ladders and some minor bugfixes to entries and doors
new town scenes are huge scenes for vaegir and swadian towns where the towns are actually full fledged towns rather than giving the illusion of a town. this affects sieges and bandit ambushes though and has long loading times for toasters

rus faces are the default faces used for the mod
corprus faces are the "lolimod" faces, they don't have aged versions though
native is vanilla faces

>>150738847
No adultery yet, but I'll be adding it down the line

>>150737517
Mirror for people who can't use mega:

Full Version
http://www.uploadmb.com/dw.php?id=1470414868
Patch
http://www.uploadmb.com/dw.php?id=1470415182

>>150739268
Thanks a lot, I read the readme but couldn't find any info on that.
I will use the new town scenes.

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>>150737517
>>150738847
You deserve more than a break, you deserve a broom.

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>>150737460
Posting Kublai Khan in honour of the poster who posted for the honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

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bannerlord HYPE

>>150738594
>to rename your chara.
why?

>VC Troop Tree UI Extended + NPC Reports OSP
>VC Political Map OSP
Nice, now I'm only missing diplomacy

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>>150741118
I thought those were woman feet as well, w-what the fuck

>>150741181
Oh, just in case you forgot to rename your chara with the same name you were importing; that is if you were importing from an older save or so.

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Name my warband

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I'm posting Atahualpa until we get a good Pre-Columbian Mesoamerica/Andes mod.

>>150743028
Christcucks

>>150743028
pillypeepersons

>>150731773
Hi fellow dickplomats

How do I pull off consensual sex as a guy in Dickplomacy? Literally all of my sexual encounters involve raping women.

Meanwhile, I made a female character that is noble and she pulls off dick and pussy easy.

>>150745858
Welcome to the real world, brother.

>>150745858
CHA, son

>>150746097
>CHAD, son

>>150741360
He just has nice cute feet.

>>150743028
the steelgimps of calradia

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I'm maybe retarded, but how does WSE work? I need it for Silverstag but I don't find a single Read me for instructions.

>>150745858
you need at least 21 charisma to get someone to fuck you as a male character, and only 12 as a female

which is weird, because if you have 21 they will pay you for sex, but with 20 they wont even do it for free

>>150747430
>>>/v/eddit

>>150746021

>the real world
>where legitimate retards and pedophiles get unironically non-pityfucked consensually

nah it's just women having low enough standards

dickplomacy anon, are you still here? I'm the guy that had a problem with lords not showing up, and now I sent an emissary to convince another lord of joining, the emissary came back and said that the lord agreed, but the lord is nowhere to be seen, he didn't get listed under my lords, there is a problem though - I dont remember his name, I can simply see that no new lord is added

>>150748180
But anon, are you blinded and can't google with yer fingers?

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>Female character fucks one of the party members.
>"+1 or 2 Morale" message shows up.

Im playing Viking Conquest, my goal is to become king of Ireland.

So far i am a mercenary for the Tribe of Osirge, and becoming best buddies with all their lords. I was planning on becoming a vassal and taking a fort or city with their aid, and then breaking against the king and taking the remaining land they own.

They only have 1 city and 1 fort, with 4 lords so i thought it would be easy to conquer.

Will this plan work? What level should i get my right to rule to?

>>150752127
Osraige gets eaten by Leinster or Munster my friend, every time

same way Dubh Linn always gets taken by Mide or Leinster

>>150752127
>What level should i get my right to rule to?
high as possible, definitely over 30.

>>150753016
If i beat them before they go to war can i prevent war with Leinster or Munster? If i join a large kingdom what is the best tactic for taking over?

If i put a claimant on the throne is that a permanent ally and a kingdom that wont war with me?

>>150753102
Thanks senpai

>>150752047
In real life I'd lose all respect. It's a damn warband not a fuckfest.

>>150753016
I should add that the tribe is allied with Mide and Mumain, and we are beating Laigin.

>>150753549
if you're going through the effort of restoring a claimant I don't see the point of leaving him and all the fiefs you'd have accrued fighting for him

I usually just try to keep a stable (yet negative, to sell shit to bandits) reputation, curry favor with the lords in my faction, then rebel
if you're not down with that you could strike out on your own, store high quality troops in a refuge while attacking caravans as a merc/minor vassal to a certain kingdom
leave that kingdom and pick the weakest town (not castle) you can find, attack with large force of elite troops and build a kingdom from there

last VC game I played I rebelled holding Temair, Dubh Linn and most of the surrounding castles
not sure if you can change your kingdom name from Goidelic Rebels though, never went that far

>>150753573
>She kicks ass on the field.
>She warms all of you at night.
Yea, na. She'll be known as the Bisexual Slut General whom history will tell tales of. Her conquests -both martial & amorous- will be of legend.

>>150754167
>She warms all of you at night.
That's a job for camp follower or camp whore, not general.

>>150755596
When she fights better than most of the men in the camp it's not for them to decide.

>>150756157
Still going to judge.

>>150756301
Fair enough

>>150750179
Hey buddy, quit your projecting, most of us here browse through and enjoy Reddit.

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>>150758068
Ohhh shit lad. Have you seen the fucking retards who post there? I hope you have unsub all the pages and only read /r/mountandblade. Otherwise get cuck'd cunt.

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>>150758068
false

>>150758068
>browse
Well, maybe...
>enjoy
Nah, not most of it at least.

>>150758880
go back

>>150758880
le upvoted

>>150758968
You first

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>>150758068
(You)

>>150759089
i'm an bigger old fag than u r

seriously though
go back

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>>150758068

>>150758068
>most of us
Speak for yourself you turbo nigger

>>150753573
this desu

>116 swadian knights
>49 MaA
I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds

>>150743028
mod?

So basically I can only play dickplomacy on 1.153?

>>150764978
No? I played in the latest version just fine.

>>150764978
What did you even read to reach that conclusion?

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>>150764978

>>150764978
Older mods generally work fine with the latest version of Warband

why is Lethwin Far-Seeker the best claimant?

>>150766329
weird way of spelling Isolla, anon

>>150766071
>>150765415
>>150765319
>>150765271
Doesn't WSE only work with it?

>>150766963
you dont need WSE for dickplomacy at the moment

>>150737517
How come there's no adult content option in the camp menu? Is it already activated or did I fuck up installing the mod.

>>150758068
In a serious note: I did want to get into reddit but the commenting system was confusing so I gave up.

>>150766963
there is a version of WSE for 1.168. The working warband .exe and version of WSE is bundled with the mod

https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,324890.msg8501641.html#msg8501641

so the new version of WSE includes dynamic typeless arrays and a host of useful animation operations, pretty neat.

I'm having problems hosting a feast in Native expansion mod, i get bunch of error codes and the dialogue with my wife is all messed up no matter what and how much i put in the storage, is it because i don't own a castle? Shes at praven right now.

>>150773387
Shucks, I was about to start a NE campaign.

>>150773564
No, this is the first time it shows me some error messages and i've played around 70 hours within the last week, having tons of fun so far so go a head, i hope its fixed when i own a castle/town.

https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,335511.0.html

some operations to help with making the module system get closer to resembling an actual programming language

holy shit, sending a noble lady to a brothel lowers your honour by 50, I went from 169 to 69 after sending two ladies there, + the loss of honor for not instantly releasing them, I dont know how big that is because I only checked after refusing, but it did show the message

doesn't really seem worth it desu, I think I'll stick to commoner girls in the future

>>150775369
yeah, no shit retard

God damn river pirates, they annoy me so much. And why do black knights attack me when I'm clearly stronger?

>>150775519
wow rude

>>150775559
Acquire renown.

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How do I host a magnificent feast?

>>150776320
You're already maxed. Yes, I know, the grading system is stupid.

>>150776320
Harlaus himself would have been impressed by the feast you are organizing anon

>>150776320
the game is bugged, you can't reach the max feast rating, it's not possible

REEE why cant i be marshal in Viking Conquest?

>>150777348
wait really

>want to be a hero
>normal damage
>get assraped by 3 enemies in normal armor when I'm in full lordly knight armor
>feel inadequate
I just want to be a king who conquers...Why cant i do that?

It seems the best way to be actually powerful is just INT and CHA it up...

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Where did my life go...

>>150778772
There's a reason why the default settings have reduced damage to the player by default.

>>150779060
but that is so fucking chreating...

Is there a way to recruit soldiers as fast as the NPCs do? It seems they just go to a castle and come out with 100+ infantry.

Also what is the best companions if I don't want to INT/CHA myself?

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>>150779018

>>150779018
>that few
lol
>>150779429
You bested me by nearly 100 hours. lmao get a job faggo

>>150766601
my man

>>150778637
yes
in the game files there are references to magnificent feasts that give you huge relations and renown boosts, but it's unattainable with the current means in game

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>>150779586
>everyone with fewer is a casual and everyone with more is a faggot

>>150779646
How yuge are we talking? I remember relation being something like +6 per lord and +15 renown using what I previously thought was "maxed".
>>150779709
That's the joke. I'm glad you laughed at my joke.

>>150779060
yea that shit is actually so annoying
every time you start a new game it automatically fucks with your damage settings and you have to go reset them

>>150775369
I mean, you ARE sending someone's wife or family member to a fuckhouse. That doesn't exactly scream honourable.

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>>150779018
you clearly didn't spend it playing the game lad

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>>150779429

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>>150780610
who's cobra?
I only go on /mbg/ and occasionally /twg/, don't keep up with /vg/ e-politics or whatever this shite is

>>150781023
some fag who raids generals in /vg/, /pol/ and /int/

>>150779824
the max renown boost in the files for a "magnificent feast" is +33 renown and +5 relation to each lord.

with a "sufficient" feast" you will only get +20 renown and +3 relation each

>>150781146
>raiding
>anywhere on 4chan
for what purpose, I've never seen him before

>>150780610
why is forum autism so potent?
https://www.doomworld.com/vb/post-hell/89068-itt-deadwolves-is-a-hilarious-pathetic-baby-man/

>>150781427
/mbg/ is too small, last time I saw was a raid in the 4x general

>>150781303
Any idea why the magnificent feast is locked off?

do dark knights not drop their armor in dickplomacy? I was hoping I could farm them later on.

how come butter is so rare?

and what is the point of date fruit? your soldiers cant eat it, and its too cheap to be a good trade resource

Mace, axe, or sword? I usually default to blunt weapons because lolprisoners and armor pen, and never really tried the others.

>>150782287
with enough power strike the only thing that matters is speed, so I tend to take a good sabre if I make a strengh focused character

>>150782287
the two handed sabre is pretty much the best sword in the game. great sword is a close second

usually for SP i roll with a morningstar and shield so i don't get sniped off ladders in sieges

>>150782287
>>150782507
adding to that, i'm not a huge fan of axes just because of how slow they swing and how little damage the best 1h does, but they're useful for low tier if you just want to one hit

in the end it doesnt really matter that much because of how few elite troops AI get and how poor the AI is, but in general i'd probably say a sabre or the morningstar

>>150781935
it can be dropped, it's just exceeding exceedingly rare due to the cost

>>150782389
So max power-strike with a mace is overkill? What if I'm on a horse?

>>150781935
From what I remember their drops are pretty disappointing. I think as prisoners they sell for like 300 a piece though.

>>150781980
King Harlus keeps buying all the stock.

Who here /Anewdawn/?

>>150753573
>camp followers

>>150783254
Dickplomacy is the FotM, son.

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>>150779018
Don't forget, you're here forever.

>>150781935
your loot share also depends on how many troops you have
if you defeat the party with less troops on your side you get a bigger share of the loot

What the fuck is dickplomacy?

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What kind of music do you lads listen to while you're fucking shit up with your warband? I've been getting bored of the soundtrack and was curious if you guys have a playlist to listen to while playing.

>>150784462
Don't companions also take a large share?

>>150784591
>What the fuck is dickplomacy
Diplomacy with dicks in it.

>>150782960
>So max power-strike with a mace is overkill?
yeah most likely
>What if I'm on a horse?
with max power strike AND a horse any weapons will kill anything in 1 hit

>>150784591
diplomacy with bug fixes and bullying

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>>150784637
I mostly listen to music I usually listen to.
Mostly synthwave these days, sometimes future funk.
Though someone posted some weeks ago a music from Conan that was quite fitting for Mount and Blading, let me see if I can find it.

>>150785057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMVmW0k9jZI
found it.

>>150784852
>>150784763

Can I shove it into my A New Dawn install and replace the diplomacy it has in there?

>>150785238
yes

>>150785057
Thanks Anon.

>>150785238
no

>>150785238
maybe

>>150782948
>>150782960
>>150784462
thanks for the response. does anybody know if dark knight armor pieces can carry modifiers?

>>150785238
Not sure about what you mean precisely but you can't just merge two mods like that usually.
Unless dickplomacy anon managed to do some magic I don't think you can.

I'm having problem with sieges in Native expansion i can't use the siege towers for some reason it's bugged and won't move, is there easy way to make it spawn next to the wall or just use ladders like in castles instead?

>>150784637
Just put iTunes on shuffle.

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What mods have the best range of armour? I'm getting sick of the vanilla range. Bonus points for scabbards for two handed swords and sexy shields

>>150788020
If by range you mean diversity Floris still has the most diverse armours.
If you want to look for diverse armours but consistent in quality (at least more consistent than floris) check out Swedish Mayonnaise.

>>150788528
Yeah, been running floris evolved for a while and I think that's the best I'll get for a european setting without fantasy shit.

>>150789149
You can also check Sayazn.
The models are pretty good. The mod is vastly unfinished though, combats are ok but in the end there's a lot of issues remaining tarninshing the experience.

>>150789560
And yes I know you meant no fantasy but its not fantasy per se.
Its the 19th Turks fighting the 15th nigger samuraïs

>>150748180
I want to kill kings and destroy kingdoms with those fine lads.

>>150784637
Absurd's totenlieder and the fifteen year war fit well in the theme of blood and steel

>>150790117
>nigger samurais
>not fantasy

I don't understand.

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What mod is the best strategy wise? i like feeling my tactics have some impact. Specially considering that i always die in crowded battles and have to wait forever to revive.

Ill rather have my troops do the fighting.

>>150796159
Rome at War.

>>150796159
1257
warwolf

>>150796238

Alright ill try it. Thanks anon.

>>150796323

Also this two, ill watch videos and see what resonates with me.

>>150796505
you could just play all three

>>150796578
One step at the time anon, ill probably will.

>>150735624
>>150750559
>>150737517
dickplomacy patch

- fixed lords desiring to pledge allegiance to the player's faction not showing up in court

MEGA
https://mega.nz/#!ZlohzZZI!Zm46bYV6731Tt8tZ9ZUPLn0DhwUtGSE75LsjxBDeYaA
mirror
http://www.uploadmb.com/dw.php?id=1470452903

>>150796238
>You can start with a fief if you want to

Really good start.

I kinda goofed up on making my banner in Dickplomacy, is there a way for me to try again?

>>150802403
Take an action, companion overview, choose yourself, reselect banner.

>>150802680
I don't get companion overview in Take an action, is this because I don't use WSE?

I'm scared... Nords kicked our Queens ass and now we are cornered in Praven and nords are doing their final push, this siege has been going on for over an hour, i got my shit kicked in within first ten minutes now i'm just listening my men fight..

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How do i promote unites in rome at war mod? i find the option of ''retrain'' at big towns but once i click it it just launchs me to a menu without options.

>>150794247
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasuke

No, he was real.

>>150800267
Yeah, if I remember correctly you usually recruit in large numbers (20-40) at the beginning of the game. Plus the assets are great, i'd be very happy to play a half-finished version of it.

>>150741360
What the fuck?

>>150756301
Why would you judge if she's better at literally everything compared to you?
Or rather, why would morale drop? Morale isn't about how much your respect your leader's character.

Dear dickplomacy dev,
Can you disable relationship losses upon knocking someone down during tournaments? Even Lezalit dislikes me now, what the fuck.

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>>150743028
Cunny Slayers

>>150809261
>relationship losses upon knocking someone down during tournaments

Jesus fucking Christ, that sounds horrible. My companions would all despise me now if I had that feature.

>>150809931
In general it sounds so easy to lose relationship points yet so hard to gain them.

>>150745858
where are you finding all those women to rape? Its a sausage party over here...

>>150808990
It's not fair, or smart, but the peasants who sign up for my war-band aren't smart to begin with.

>>150810169
Right they think with their dicks, and I can bribe their dicks pretty easily.
>tfw 9 / 12 / 24 / 36
>tfw basically a succubus

>>150799689
anon, can u add the shield bash?

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>See Dhirim under siege in the distance
>Get closer
>Find this

Looks like King Ragnar won't confer Dhirim on King Ragnar anytime soon.

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>>150812734
>those jarls raiding the village in the background while Ragnar gets shitfucked

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>>150812642
>add shield bash

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Well, if anybody here is interested in "For" Honor. Some guy leaked fotage and he'll probably get a lawsuit from Ubishit. Here is the link:

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57a53a733923d

Im not posting this on /v/ because they would delete the video faster.

>army is too big so morale is dropping
>have to fuck my troops every chance I get to keep them happy
Such is life in dickplomacy.

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>>150813192
Sheeeiiiittt.

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>>150813192
>pornhub
>It's actually the real deal

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>>150813192
>this is actually legit

>>150813192
Oh hey, it's that game I've never had any interest in whatsoever, no matter how many times it keeps getting posted here.

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>>150813192
The combat with the lesser soldiers looks just like ass creed.
>standing in line doing jack shit and engaging one by one while big fucker spins and twirls around like a retard

>>150813801
Sounds like TWWH

>>150813801
It's a western musou

>>150813118
Loot over loyalty.

>>150813118
No point in fighting 1 to 4, specially nords vs swadians.

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It's not quite a real star of David, but it will do.

>>150815723
You'd get BTFO by high end kerghits in field battles.

>>150815787
Are you retarded? Unless he literally just lets his men charge instead of getting them to hold in formation, Khershits would get destroyed easily.

>>150815787
I'm keeping other faction troops in my garrisons until I wipe out the last swadian castles. 3 to go.

>>150815940
I don't think so, or maybe I'm just good at using Kerghits.

>>150816025
So you're basing your theory on the fact that you can beat the absolutely braindead AI that you should be able to win against no matter what factions either of you are?

>>150816145
I'm basing it mainly on the fact that sharpshooters are, while good, kind of bad at hitting horse archers for some reason.

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>>150812734
King Ragnar knows what Dhirim worth.

>>150816209
Every ranged unit is bad at hitting moving targets because the AI is not capable of leading targets. You can see for yourself by zigzagging against guys with bows in the arena and never getting hit.

>>150816209
Nigga, I have all kinds of troops garrisoned all over the place, I just have this particular party for sieging down shit. Plus the Khergits have gotten almost exterminated by the Vaegirs, who also fucked up the Nords.

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is it just me or is the map speed lower in dickplomacy than in regular diplo?
I keep getting taken prisoner and bullied

>Have 24 troops
>Battle about 50
>Win with 2 killed and 13 wounded
>Baheshtur starts bitching to me about it being a "bloodbath" for our side

If this nigga can't handle 2 deaths on our side, I don't think he's got the stomach for me conquering Calradia.

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TLD really badly lacks missions and quests. The mod would be ten times better with a bit more diversity, because just escorting caravans over and over to grind ranks gets a bit tiring after the 150 times.
Are they really hard to implement? I don't know shit about modding.What does adding a new quest/mission imply in term of coding/work?

I never knew Poledouris was behind Conan's soundtrack.

>>150735961
What about that Happy Feet game for the Nintendo DS?

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BEHOLD
THE LORDLY RAGGED OUTFIT

>>150816332
>Almost all the /mbg/ memes in 30 seconds

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>>150818925
I tried my best.

Here is the original.

>>150819329
Is this movie worth watching?

It's normal in 1.168 dicplo that the caravans and peasants get stucked in the bridges?

>>150823091
Porbably not

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Anyone knows what might cause this script error?
It's Native Expansion btw

Any of you have that image that's about the pirate heroine with the edgy background?

>>150824692
>pirate heroin

wew

>>150824130
at first looks like a pathfinding problem.

Can a stutter processor lag made it possible? My i5 doesn't have much more live

>>150817050
Go to the options somewhere and make it so you get quadruple rank points.

That's the only way I've managed to make that bullshit even slightly tolerable, but it'll still way too long.

I dunno how hard it is to add missions and stuff, but this can help a bit.

>>150827054
Yeah I know, that's what I did in my second playthrough.
But to make the grind less insufferable the mod should have at least 5 more missions types and a few other quests.

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hey dickplomacy anon, look at this, I got this error message when I won a tournament in my own city

>>150799689
will this work on lords that have already defected to me and didn't show up?

>>150813192
Holy fuck that looks bad.

In different circumstances I might have thought this is still salvageable but this is Ubisoft we're talking about.

how does armor and weapon calculations go and whats a good rule of thumb for picking new armor

>>150829960
pick the thing with higher numbers

>>150830292
wtf it cant be that simple

I mean, what faction do i pick this time and how do i make a big army asap before i get buttfucked by the entire other part of the continent

>>150830421
>what faction do i pick this time
the one that you like
>how do i make a big army asap before i get buttfucked by the entire other part of the continent
by not making your own kingdom and instead building up honor, relations, and right to rule. take your time.
build up those thingies in cities that give money i forgot what they're called
get companions
raise men
and seriously build up honor, relationships with lords, and rtr
only then start doing your own thang

also higher relations with villages mean more recruits
so do quests and stuff

(Dickplomacy)
How do I fuck people?

(Dickplomacy)
I get an error when I try to change my faction's color

(Dickplomacy)
What if I have a vagina? Can I still rape people?

>>150818776
mod?

>>150831008
>>150831097
>>150831154
Why are you so retarded?

>>150831154
Yes. Strap ons are a thing.
Also, is the bass armor legit, I looked through the items in the mod to make sure I'm not getting bamboozled and I can't find it

>>150831253
Not sure but I think that's Silverstag.

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>>150831008
>>150831097
>>150831154

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I made King Ragnar a vassal of Lethwin Far-Seeker's new Kingdom of Nord, didn't even know it was possible

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>>150831008
>>150831097
>>150831154

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>>150831008
>>150831097
>>150831154

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>>150831008
>>150831097
>>150831154

>>150831526
Ragnar confirmed cuck

>>150831526
Can you go into cheatmenu and check what his personality is? I wonder if his personality would still be [liege]

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>>150831324
wouldn't be a secret if it were easy to find

Dickplomacy-kun, there's some weird shit going on.
I just started a new character, took 3 quests in a row from Swadian lords, and all of a sudden it said that one of the lords I took a quest from was my son. And later it said it was my nephew, with some lady being my sister in-law.

I'd post a screenshot, but I got a black screen when I pasted my screen into paint.

>>150832719
Fuck son your game is haunted by a medieval ghost

>>150832719
Can't you just use F12 and make a screenshot with the steam overlay?

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>>150832845
Not running the game through steam because I'm using WSE (I know it's not mandatory).

>>150832719
Deleted my other post because I forgot to crop. Please kill me.

>>150832851
Isn't it implied that Grainwad is Rafarch's uncle in this dialog? Check the notes by clicking on this guy here and check it out

>>150832925
I feel so fucking stupid right now.

That's exactly what it is and I was just too retarded to notice.

Been away for a while. Any news regarding bonerlord?

>>150834420
it's cancelled

>>150834420
Can't you read their dev blogs?

Bannerlord never

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>>150834420
erdogan ordered execution of the whole TW collective, bonnerlord is cancelled

>>150835242
In all fairness, more interesting info tends to come out of random interviews with Armagan than the ginger's shitty quarterly blogs.

is there a mod that does what WFAS did but actually good? I'm just looking for mb with rifles basically.

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hey guys
what's the longest, in term of days, you've ever played?

>>150838587
270
I get bored once I become a vassal.

>>150838587
1400 or so, in anon's 1257.
Went from a peasant girl to a god of war. Got pretty boring by the end.

Would bonerlord allow us to hit multiple enemies at once? Taking down horse rider + horse with 1 swing with the six foot sword made me realise just how satisfying this shit is.

>>150839032
Sadly yes

>>150839070
>Sadly

why?

>>150839228
Because it's pretty inappropriate outside of fantasy mods.

>>150839343
I don't see why not if you're using a zweihander or something hueg like that. I've read accounts of some landschneckt captain pull off multiple decapitations in a swing, although I'm sure they were exaggerated. It's also reasonable that you might hit one man with a pommel and another with the blade in some situations, which I thought I saw in the siege footage.

how the fuck do you pronounce uxkhal?

>>150839917
Oox-khal

>>150839917
You know those college girl boots? Uggs. That U + an X. Then khal is like how you'd pronounce khalasar in a game of thrones. Ux-khal.

>>150839343
Don't be stupid. There's nothing wrong with it if swings lose appropriate amounts of momentum when they connect; so if it hits a guy full on it'll do little to no damage to anybody else, but if it just barely glances someone it can continue with enough momentum to hurt somebody else.

>>150839343
That's untrue though, something like a guandao has records of cleaving through someone's neck and arm and having enough momentum to smack the next guy in the torso because of how fucking heavy it is.
You just need to get the mass multiplier right and if you have like 60 STR there's no reason you shouldn't be able to.

>>150838587
Almost 1400 in Nova Aetas after that my game always crashed at the same point

Why did we never get a proper berserk mod? Warband and this setting go so well together.

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>>150839780
>>150840175
The way we saw it was hitting and stunning multiple opponents. It's way out of line for it to be realistic. Steel weapons are not light sabers and the chances of you actually hitting multiple people and it reasonably having the sort of impact that would warrant in-game implementation are miniscule. It's good for mods though. People had trouble enough chopping off heads when they had all the time in the world and the neck nicely lined up for them.

Also you might be thinking of Pier Gerlofs Donia.

>>150840460
The guandao is a literal meme weapon.

>>150841073
Bannerlord should be able to accomodate it better than Warband

>>150841152
>The guandao is a literal meme weapon.
But it literally isn't. It's a heavy cavalry glaive used for what total war would probably call "melee cavalry" - ones that are basically just mounted infantry and not trample-shock cavalry with lances.

Hey, dickplomacy anon, I noticed that when you do quest visit lady which has brother who left to join other faction, you can't complete the quest, because you only get "depart soon" dialogue.

>playing mount and blade
>want to play without archery
So fuck agility, but how do I build a character and what weapons should I use? 4 inventory slots is a lot if you don't have a bow+arrows in two of them...

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vaegris bastards are out of control

>>150838587
about 1000-1100 dont remember exactly, I was playing ad1257 and trying to restore the ERE, its pretty fucking boring because I got to the state when its nothing but constant sieges

>>150842378
>4 inventory slots is a lot if you don't have a bow+arrows in two of them...
just slap two shields on yourself, you can be like a turtle, completely immune to archers

>>150842378
Get agility anyway for that dank weapon master and riding

Also two-hander, lance, one-hander and shield is the patrician choice.

>>150842662
>Vaegirs
>growing
The fuck did you do?

>>150843001
me? nothing, I was just busy slapping swadians and khergits around, rhodoks too for a bit

>>150842902
>dank weapon master and riding
What does weapon master really do anyways?

>>150842378
try throwing weapons if you havent already, otherwise get a big hammer and become slave master

lance
1h
sheid
throwing/hammer

>>150845370
It raises the roof on your weapon proficiencies
Allowing you to hit faster and harder. And be more accurate with ranged weapons.

I can't remember what the results were when compared with power strike.

>>150842378
You're going to want agility for riding or athletics. For the former you can't ride decent horses, and for the latter you'll get swarmed easily.

For heavy cavalry I personally enjoy a one-hander, shield, shield, lance loadout. Horse-archers can be a pain (especially in dickplomacy where they actually function), but the right maneuverability can lead them to you. Killing anyone else is pretty easy so long as you don't fall of your horse.

For heavy infantry I like one-hander, shield, throwing weapon, throwing weapon. Compared to the horseback loadout you'll be playing a less active role in field battles, but sieges are what really matter anyway. You should never end up in a position where archers can shoot your back, Cowards dies in shame but if you find yourself without a shield you should shuffle back and grab one off a corpse.

Honestly though you should consider using a crossbow since the stat investment is minimal (bows are only good if you put points in powerdraw).

>>150845370
A lot of people think it just increases those limits on how many points you can add, but it actually also boosts proficiency gains from combat so you'll gain high proficiency faster.

>>150842662
The same happened in my game. They gobbled up the Nords while the other factions were busy scuffling with each other.

>TLD
>game crashes anytime I go near (note, not enter) a big battle between Gundabad orcs and Mirkwood elves as a DORF
>already downloaded the warg patch
what gives? I read the pastebin and didn't see anything about it there

>>150845690
Yeah the biggest value in weapon master is that it raises the "soft cap".

Technically you could reach 699 (the maximum) in proficiency just by using the weapon, but if you have 0 WP your progress is gonna slown down to a fucking crawl at around 60-100.

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>>150848418
long maymay reynes of castamere

What is the optimal companion loadout for dickplomacy? Floris had this nice wiki to help you choose: http://floris.wikia.com/wiki/Companions_of_Floris But dickplomacy doesn't have that at all.

>>150849793
google
http://mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Hero_tactics

>>150849793
Ain't they just the Native companions?

>>150850063
nigger look at the question you're asking

Army mixing is worse than race mixing. Keep the ranks pure.

>>150850659
>not wanting nord infantry wall to BTFO other infantry
>not wanting khergit and swadian cav to fuck up enemy formations
>not wanting a band of vaegir and rhodok ranged to snipe out of formation enemies while you take the rest head on

s m h. i think you might legitimately be gay, familam

>>150850425
I wasn't aware Diplomacy, and Dickplomacy, changed the companions.

>>150850932
nah anon sorry i'm a retard, i mixed up your answer with something else

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>>150851375
what is happening

>>150850928
Each faction has distinct advantages and weaknesses. It's more fun to grit out these flaws than disregard them at your convenience. How do you make one run distinct from another if your ranks are led by what's easiest at the time? Hiring mercenaries is alright since they're a neutral party, but a Swadian shouldn't hire a Rhodokian to defend their castle just because it's easier.

Honestly I kind of wish taking a settlement would convert them culturally to that faction. Why can you hire Vaegir recruits long after their faction has been wiped out?

is viking conquest any good?

>>150852310
yep, get it on sale

>playing PoP
>want to move up in the world from a mercenary to a feudal vassal
>but can't get myself to give up the sweet merc money that pays my entire army upkeep and some more
I already have like 130K denars saved up but I still feel terrible trading the income for some shitty village.

>>150855852
Can the same be said for native? I've never become a mercenary before since by the time I'd be comfortable with it I'd be getting vassal requests out the ass.

>>150856042
IIRC PoP mercenary contracts pay a lot more than native ones

I'm getting around 6-7K a month from them while fielding a 4-5K maintenance army

>>150852220
Its not like a region's culture would change quickly after being conquered.

>>150856042
It still somewhat applies for native but not even remotely to the same extent

Villages really just a liability

>Be me
>Play Dickplomacy.
>Realize that Whorehouses are not subject to market forces ingame.
>Just pop in a lot of women in the house for profit.
>Set up in Tihr were Ramun the Slaver is.
>Roam the land solo with a blunt weapon and attack random civilians.
>Sell guys to Ramun.
>Send women to Madam.
>Currently wanted as a serial sex trafficker in Non-Nordic Calradia.

>>150852220
It's the middle ages. People don't care THAT much about who they fight or who they fight for in terms of ethnicity/culture. Heck historically a lot of soldiers resorted to downright banditry when whatever war they had been mustered for was over.

>Why can you hire Vaegir recruits long after their faction has been wiped out?
Because Vaegirs are a people and a culture that won't be disappear after the couple of years that a typical Warband game will last at most.

>>150856589
I'm curious, how much do you earn?

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How do I quickly make money early in the game? I want to earny 10,000 quickly to get my first dyeworks operating.

Also, is playing a woman really that more advantageous than playing a man in the latest version of diplomacy?

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>>150857329
Sea raider loot can add up to a tidy profit if you have a decently small party

Rescue prisoner and clear bandit lair missions by lords also give a decent amount of money. Finding a prisoner in a castle and then checking who his relatives and then talking to those relatives is an easy way of getting the rescue prisoner mission. Interestingly you can rescue lords from castles you're friendly/neutral in broad daylight with without any penalties. Same with finding a bandit lair and then talking to the lord of the nearest town.

Neither sex is that much more advantageous, though if you try to I believe you can milk a lot more out of being female than being male in any Warband module.

>>150857329
kill sea raiders

>>150857219
Seconding this. The business itself looks to have the drawback of a loss of honour, but to what extend does the profit justify it.

>>150857714
>>150857717
>Sea raiders
>Rescue prisoners
>Bandit lair
Yeah... thanks for the advice, but I'm afraid that's not going to work in the early game. Not for me at least. For all of those you either need to be high level or have a large/upgraded army. In the early game you're both too weak and too poor for that.

>Neither sex is that much more advantageous, though if you try to I believe you can milk a lot more out of being female than being male in any Warband module.
How would you milk being female then?

>>150858192
if you're a woman you basically get a free army to follow you around if you marry

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>>150858192
Just focus on getting a couple of lads up to a decent level and you'll be able to handle sea raiders. Get a couple of Swadians up to Man at Arms fighting looters and forest bandits and it'll be easy as pie.

Get a decent weapon and shield and you should be able to rescue most prisoners fairly easily. It depends a bit on what faction town/castle you try to rescue them from as well, some obviously have worse guard units than others. The guy you need to steal the key from will freeze up a bit after the conversation before engaging in combat which is when you should hit him in the face repeatedly.

>How would you milk being female then?
iirc you can access your husband's garrisons
You can also swing your feminine penis in misogynistic lords' faces and get renown

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Goddamn, one of the most decisive battles I've had yet in 1257 since I started played it not a long time ago, first did some merc stuff, then joined Crusader States

>1200 strong Il-Khanate army
>1000 Crusader states
>Defending Jerusalem
>600 casualities for us, half of which are deaths
>Khans utterly BTFO

Who can stop us?

>also this 1257 feature of playing as another guy after your main gets wrecked is great

>>150858983
DEUS VULT

>>150858767
>Just focus on getting a couple of lads up to a decent level and you'll be able to handle sea raiders.
I did that with some Rhodoks, got (trained) spearmen and (trained) crossbowmen. Won one or two battles before getting utterly rekt, then I couldn't leave Sea Raider Country without constantly being assraped, so I just deleted that file.

I think you're just incredbly good and underestimate how hard it is to defeat sea raiders early game.

>>150858192
>sea raiders

Just horse archery them todeath, or even light crossbow them todeath.

Get a decent clump of sea raiders, not too big at first, at level one just look for a group of 7-10.

Ride around them in a circle at max speed untill they are done throwing their throwing weapons.

If there are too many archer sea raiders you will need to wait for them to run out of arrows. But if theres just one or two you can usualy advance to killing the rest of them right away, particularly later on when you have better gear. But to play it safe just ride around in a circle untill they are out of arrows, using hills as partial cover if possible. Dont ride uphill too much as that slows you down.

Once they are a big clump of angry vikings following you just shoot them in the legs untill they die.

If you dont have enough ammo for that, then you want to ride very slowly away from them and let them catch up, they will 'wind up' for an attack before reaching you, as soon as they do that pick up speed and shoot them in the head.

Repeat untill all are dead.

The reason grinding sea raiders right from the start is a good idea is that while it does take some real world time, it doesnt advance the in game time anywhere near as much as running all over the palce trading does.

Ive solod my way from 1 to 30 on sea raiders before doing this. Though it gets boring after a while. You make good money though.

While doing this you can free peasant women to get some ranged support. The key of course is to agro all the sea raiders onto you and then just kite them around while your girls level up and become powerful sword sisters. I reccomend this if you are not making a horse archer character, since while you can light crossbow sea raiders just fine, its nowhere near as fast as horse archery gets after youve leveled up a few times. If you are horse archering though just get two quivers and go to town, youll be soloing groups of 30 sea raiders soon. I recommend a shield for 4th slot.

what kind of troop trees does dickplomacy have?

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>>150859597
>I think you're just incredbly good and underestimate how hard it is to defeat sea raiders early game.
While I wouldn't say "incredibly" it's perfectly possible that underestimate the challenge after having played the game for over 1000 hours.

Make sure you do get a companion with path-finding so you can get away from trouble. Remember even if you get bloodied and beaten at the end of the day they can never take your xp away.

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>>150859869
>that underestimate
that I underestimate

>>150859868
Dickplomacy is just native + Diplomacy + bug fixes + dicks.

>>150859597
>>150859631

Also early on you might catch an unlucky axe to the face, or your horse might get killed. These things happen, just restart. Once you have won a few fights it gets a lot easier

ALso you dont want your own guys to fight sea raiders, they are pretty dangerous in melee. Their shields are small and their AI is easy to abuse.

Get them agrod onto you by getting close and attacking them. Even run over them with your horse if they are heading towards your lines. With them all on you you ride in circles so your ranged units have clear shots at their back.

Ideally nobody takes damage.

I reccomend the shield as a 4th slot on a horse archer because its important for you to do that baiting of their ranged weapons, and sometimes they will get lucky and hit you, so doing this with a shield up helps. Its by no means required though, I often do bow, two quivers, and a weapon so i can quickly kill ones that just wont agro onto me, which will happen when you start fighting larger groups of them.

They are actually the easiest bandit type enemy to solo apart from looters, because unlike the various ___bandits they often dont have too many archers, which eats up a lot of time baiting all those arrows away. Forest bandits for example are much harder because you will get arrowed todeath if you slow down, and at lower levels your archer skills arent going to be good enough to reliably hit at a full gallop while avoiding arrows, so you waste a lot of ammo.

Sea raiders can be reliably killed with 2 arrows/bolts per raider if you do the slow down and bait a swing tactic, just hit them in the face. This means early on even with a light crossbow and two bolts you can clear a pack of 20+ sea raiders solo if you take the time to bait all of their ranged weapons.