Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>Bulba

leag

SECRET ARE DOING IT

Takbir! My Fnatic friends, peace be with you

secret
will
sometimes
lose

mosque in flames

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hey

bulba in charge of literally anything

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LIKE FUNNY VOICES DUDE

*PRESSES SOUNDBOARD*

>>150687835
d2g, the nonwhites contamination general

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TEAM SECRET

BULBINO THO

EXCUSE ME?

LULBA?!

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Secret was a mistake

t. Artour

name a worse team than secret

>bulba

What the actual fuck

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LUL

BA

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How do we fix him?

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>>150687025
Heck yeah.
I thought EHome was doomed after appearing seemingly tilted in qualifiers.
Glad to see him on position 1 again instead of offlane.

>unironically losing 2-0 to fnashit

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Are fnatic our guys?

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>E-EG is bad!!


What did non-americans mean by this?

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>This cast by Waga & KOTLGuy

I'm okay with KOTL, I guess, but, how the fuck does Waga still fucking get invited? He's terrible

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Secret Will Never Win

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>>150687919
They are doing it, they are losing 2-0 to Fucking Fnatic

>almost fuck up the x + jump

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Bulba tho

>>150688012

Send him to Kaipi

LMAO

Yurocucks literally in fucking flames today Jesus Christ

Somebody post the suicide hotline link, god knows they need it

GAME ALREADY OVER ON THE CLIENT

SECRET LOSES

I'm surprised that no one here is criticizing Puppey. He just keeps dying and dying.

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>>150688052

>yfw sumail suicide bombs the audience after winning TI6

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NOT ONCE

BUT TWICE

>yurocucks are losing it against literal thirdworlders

LITERALLY

NO

WINS

WITHOUT

HUSKAR

what did envy do this game?

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POST YOUR FACE WHEN THE SECRET HAS BEEN EXPOSED

LITERALLY CANNOT WIN WITHOUT HUSKAR

NAME ONE TEAM WORSE THAN SECRET

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>secret

>that pinging

LOL

whatever. secret is an NA team

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAH
NA BTFO

2-0 LMAO

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>mfw secret 0-4

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>bulba

how do we fix na dota

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>Arteezy can't even pull off Korean Doto moves

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

>0-4
Wew lad

My boy Arteezy lost 1v9 again ;_;

>>150688012
get rid of his ego

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OUR BOYS SECRET ARE DOING IT

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>Adam Erwann Shah "343" bin Akhtar Hussein is a professional Dota 2 player currently playing for Fnatic.

The light of Muhammad

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It's over. Secret is finished.

>>150688012
I'd be willing to fix him with my dick, if you know what I mean

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>the union of yuropeon cuckolds

OK revenge match now

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Just shut up

>>150688203
drafted

>>150688218
fna-

oh

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>Spam pinging for a solid minute after winning
Based. Secret is going to tilt out of control after this too.

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Does anyone have the picture of Shadow RTZ?

>>150687919
THEY DID IT

THEY LOST TO THE TEAM WHO PREVIOUSLY HAD A 0-6 SCORE

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>>150688165
secret is literally a NA team

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What is he thinking?

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disband incoming

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>MidOnes pings

>>150688248
where are all the traps in toronto?

>ban Huskar
>win

Does secret even have a chance against EG?

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How's EG doing right now?

Missed most of their matches so far.

>ultimate meme matchup

what did he mean by this

>tfw Bulba is you best performing player
Really no clue what Envy has been doing this tournament. All I see is him feeding and being out of position constantly

>>150688338
where is cyberfatt

what is he plotting

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HOW
THE FUCK
DO YOU LOSE

0
-
2

AGAINST FNATIC
WHO HAS WON

Z E R O

OTHER GAMES IN GROUP STAGE

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>>150688290
I recognize that art.

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>>150688280

he looks like the kind of guy that gets really drunk and takes a shit in the sink

>>150688248
who is this cute boy?

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will bulba be the scapegoat of rtz this year?

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Reminder that Fnatic was 0-6 before that series

ZERO AND FUCKING SIX

>>150688290
they already are tilted, so fucking done. think im done watching them until main event

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So this is the power of NA bulls

Damn....

>>150688367
>>150688052

>>150688423
thats my butt

>>150688338
Who the fuck sits like that at the computer, that can't be good for your posture

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It's a sad time to be a fan of Secret

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>EU choking yet again

this is the worst panel I've ever seen in my life
and it includes panels with nebula and lumi

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Reminder that OG (Our Guys) will win (as usual)

>>150688338
>Bulba and that old man checking if RTZ is going to murder EE

>EU

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CLEMENT

why is there a hole in that british man's chin

>>150688367
7-1, only loss to OG on a poor draft.

Fear and Universe are looking like the best carries in the world right now and Zai's Elder Titan is gamebreaking

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>SWNL
uhhhh dotards?

>>150688367
EG is looking really solid. If you don't ban ET against them its pretty much an automatic win

>>150688454
post more cutie

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>>150688494
LMAO THIS SHITTER

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>wildcard team is top in group b
>3-5 is a top4 score in group b

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>liquid in the garbage
>secret about to be brought behind the shed and shot
>EG on top of the world
Call me a burger again if it makes you feel better

>>150688482
here's hoping, but there are a lot of super scary teams here.
wings, EG, Ehome, all strong contenders.

>>150688425
>arteezy's arms

d-daddy...!

>>150688425
Yes

RTZ will go back and reform Sadboys EG

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>>150688442

I miss c9 posting

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>>150688338

ello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
‘Neath the halo of a streetlamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
No one dare
Disturb the sound of silence

“Fools” said I, “You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you”
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said “The words of the prophets
Are written on subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sounds of silence”

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>NA at the top

Is d2g ever right?

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>>150688413
>>150688458
I SAID SHUT UP

>>150688338
Why is Fear sitting in the Secret room?

>losing to a 0-6 team TWICE
>not winning a SINGLE (1) game without Huskar

AHAHAHAHA

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NA Bulls........

Damn

EG > Secret

"A-arshitstain-kun was a mistaku!"- EE

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>>150688367
there 8-2 and top of the group stages

ppd's drafting is back on point and zai has been playing like a god

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2-0 BY FNATIC

>>150688543
8-2 you forgot the wings series
1st game of the tournament you know

>>150688425
He's the scapegoat for everyone. There were zero plans to have him on the team until Uni caved.

>Jorien van der Heijden
How the fuck do you even pronounce this

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Apologize.

>>150688326
>only American on secret is a joke yet was their best player today

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>>150688553
What about Navi?

>Oh wait they're getting their ass stomped too

>>150688685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q-g-HiVEGU

EHOME gonna win TI

Iceiceice carry is fucking glorious.

>>150688685
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T0FPMgJH7N

What the fuck is that purple haired thing?

>>150688761
They showed some signs of life, at the very least

I just want Arteezy to be done with professional play so he streams again. Literally the only entertaining dotard your pathetic community has developed.

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>start your own team because you're sick of corporate bullshit
>accomplish nothing of note
>completely reshuffle the roster several times
>sell out to a billionaire turk
>have to do a load of corporate bullshit again
>finally win a major
>fire the people responsible a day later because princess Jacky wants his clearly incompatible buttbuddy on the team
>come dead last the next major
>slowly fall apart

How fucking dumb do you think Puppey feels now

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>>150688605
Have a hug

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>>150688776
SHIT MY SIDES SON

>>150688776
AYYYY

>as long as you don't blow me up

What did he mean by this?

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>Secret is going to the loser bracket
ITS NOT FAIR YOU GIRLS

>>150688553

Ur teams got 2 mudslimes and a sweedcuck on it

Not exactly brag worthy

>>150688602
>no dignity 1-9
LUL syndstack LUL

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>this interview

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fuck offffffffffffffffffff

>>150688814

thanks terminator

this poor translator has to explain the concept of "maymays"

>>150688875
>Secret vs Escape Gaming
How insane would it be if Synderen beat Secret?

>>150688675
They didn't have ET in the first wings game...

>Annee and Winter contained into casting newbee vs ehome

thank g-d

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>>150688837
>Literally the only entertaining dotard your pathetic community has developed.
I'll never forget Barnyyy.

>this interview
jesus christ

>translator trying to explain memes to this guy

memes dont exist in china

no wonder theyre all autists

>interview with memes
FUCK OFF SLACKS CHINKS DON'T KNOW MEMES

>>150688837
>Arteezy
>entertaining stream

pick one

>a simple elbow tap and she gets bodied so hard
I bet slacks has a huuuuge dick

slacks looks like a giant

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Didn't watch the Secret games but was it all EE's fault like I imagine it was?

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MAYMAY?

NANI

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>this fucking interview
figures

Any fresh EE webms out of the oven?

the chinese government dictates the memes

>>150688946
what happened to barny senpai?

>>150688841
I honestly don't understand why people keep playing with Envy.
He's clearly neither talented not smart enough to play at the very top level, he has been showing it since he started playing.
He tries hard, plays a lot and grinds more than many but he'll never be more than that

Dota 2 will never be anywhere near where League is :)

POWER RANKINGS SO FAR

TIER S:
none

TIER A:
EHOME
EG
Wings

TIER B:
OG
DC
Newbee

TIER C:
TNC
Secret

TIER DOGSHIT:
Liquid
VGR

SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN INVITED:
NAVI
LGD
ESCAPE
FNATIC

>>150688776
kek

these chink dwarves

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IT
IS
FUCKING
LITERALLY
THE
INTERNATIONAL
5
ALL
OVER
AGAIN

YUROS FELL FOR THE HONEYPOT
EG IS FUCKING DEMOLISHING THE COMPETITION

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I miss soe
She knew how to make content

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtuP9QHgqZ8

BTFO

>>150689061
And where is that, exactly?

>bring it in
>sank you

kek

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>>150689013

>>150688583
I'd be shocked if Peter fell for that meme again

>snorlax
based chink

>>150689061
I wouldn't want doturd to be a dying gookclicker ;^)

>>150689024
2nd game vs EHOME is squarely on his shoulders.

He lost a favorable matchup mid, and then repeatedly got picked off.

>>150689046
His dad beat him up so he can't stream anymore or something. He's still shitposting on twitter all the time though.

ah
knee
may
?

haha

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>>150689076
Move TNC up to Tier S and you got a pretty good list.

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The weak should fear the strong

SOMEONE GET SLACKS SOME HAIR PLUGS

>Memes confirmed to be the only American industry not outsourced to China

Post that webm
You know the one

Sheever thinks Snorlax isnt powerful

she should really neck herself

hello darkness my old friend

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gone are the days

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>>150688425

They are just all very tilty players. EE is the king of tilt and RTZ isn't far behind. Not even Puppey can fix this team.

If you want to feel bad for anyone, feel bad for PLD. The dude is a great player and his team is falling apart.

Bulba doesn't matter so

>>150688583
I miss mason ;_;

STREAM TWO BOYS

SECRET

ON

TILT

>>150689164
when will they learn

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>>150689076
>wings
>tier A

>>150689046
saw him last time in eosin's stream a couple months back, asked him stream when
he didnt reply

>>150689076
What about Som[a]li[a]

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>>150689185

>>150689076
>secret tier c

Literally how? They legit have won 0 games without huskar. Probably the most exposed team in TI right now

>>150689136
Thats a (really)big guy

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>>150689076
>chinks are good because they beat retarded yurocucks who fell for honeypots

love
this
meme
senpai

>>150687940
YOU CAN'T SPELL FUTA WITHOUT TA!!!

>>150689076
Escape and Fnatic were not invited you retard. They worked their way up to qualifiers.

Dumb Ranking poster.

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>>150689185

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>>150689185

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>>150689134
dumpster

name that one doter caster/player that isn't balding

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>Secret vs DC
If Secret 2-0 this then I officially have no idea what is happening at this TI anymore. Literally a fucking Free-for-All bloodbath

>>150688776
hehehe famalad

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>>150689120

it's just the groupstage you fucking retard it doesn't mean shit

>>150688825

Na'vi has been changing their draft totally from what worked for them at Starladder and it's hurting them. I know tourny meta's develop or whatever but this patch seems to allow a lot of drafting freedom so it's not like they can't try it.

everyone mutes this horrible shit in between games right

I wonder what her pussy hair looks like

>>150689334
you see kids, this is what happens when you play too much dota

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>>150689185

>>150689076
>not putting TNC (Chink Slayers) to Tier S
Shit list

>>150689412
Who

>>150689136
BTW, Kristian Nairn is 7 feet tall

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this wouldn't happen is he was still alive

>>150689387
>Every team that did well in groups last year ended up placing well in the finals
It really makes you think

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>mfw NA teams on top 4 of their groups
>Reminder that EU wanted more slots for TI
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>150689336
>no kgf

>>150689120
china wont let this TI get away from them
xiao8 will drop all the secret strats to deal with europe/eg to his fellow chinks

>>150689410
this is the first time I actually turned on the stream, hoping they'd be talking about the DC secret rivalry in anticipation of the match. A little bit of storyline telling for newfriends isn't bad, valve.

back to waiting for the lobby to open up in game.

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>yuros cucked out of being relevant because they fell for honeypots

>yuros even chronologically cucked out of being able to watch games due to the massive timezone difference

what are yuropeons doing
with their lives

>>150689470
is this legal

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>>150689185

Does anyone else want to be the meat in an Arteezy and Puppey sandwich?

>>150689412
I imagined an obese neckbeard sitting in the talk show asking her that.
Thanks for the cringe.

>>150689489

didnt secret go like 14-0 and then be 8th?

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>>150689470
Hmmm, very interesting.

>>150689387
>i-i-its just the group stage!!!

Kek this yurocuck damage control. Remember when EG finished top of the group and won TI? I do

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Does anyone actually listen to these people between games? Even in League I can't stand it. It's so awful and cringey. It's like people are trying to tell you why a meal was good when all you care about is that it was good.

>>150689541
Not in Canada or the UK!

>>150689470
WTF I love lolis now

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>>150689535
>Zizek will never cast Dota

>>150689336
>kpop is a music genre not softcore porn

/mu/ 2016

>>150689585
outlier

What is the Secret guys?

>>150689541
not if you're a faggot

>>150689470
im at work dude

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>>150689543
I wish I could get that excited over dota.

I don't like esports

>>150689619
maybe you actually care about why it was good

not that fucking sheever and shane will be able to tell you tho

Does anyone know what cases they're using for those machines at the event?

>>150689669

secret shill please go

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>>150689671
They can't win without Huskar

>>150689470
dude my sister just walked in and now she wants to kill herself wtf i hate dota now

>>150689585
No but they were second in their group, behind LGD, and got 7/8th.

EG, first in groupB, 1st place
CDEC, second in group B, 2nd place
LGD, first in group A, 3rd place

>>150689264
>>150689334
>>150689336
>>150689432
>>150689470
>>150689543
not these ones the OTHER webm

>>150689671
ban huskar and collect points

>>150689585
Secret went 11-3 and were legit the only surprise out of the other top teams in the group stage in their result

>>150689478
oh so slacks is still a big guy

>>150689264
I really really like that webm.

>>150689535
>cucked out of being able to watch games
nigger the games begin perfectly at like 1800 for me and extend just right for me to watch the last game before going to bed
I can't imagine getting up at like 10 AM to watch dota lmao

>>150689535
>>150689664

how did le bearded hobo of communism even turn into a meme
why do people engage in zizekposting

>>150689619
Na, I just listen to music and shitpost.

>>150689543
>excitement is autism

keep running this word into the ground and it'll have absolutely no meaning left

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>>150689767

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>>150689767
ohhhh ok
I gotcha

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>>150689767

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>>150689754
>>150689585
>>150689489
>>150689387
>>150689610
non-Americans on suicide watch

>>150689353
at first i thought OG vs EG was the major deciding group stage game that would set the tone for the main event

then secret vs MVP happened, OG vs Wings happened, MVP vs Liquid happened, and that entire last series of 4 happened

honestly either the lower tier teams are stepping it up HARD, or the high tier teams are dropping the ball

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>>150689767

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So who's going to replace Bulba in two weeks?

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>>150689808
happened ages ago dude

>>150689664
>The name of thish trashcan ish Team Shecret

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>>150689185

>>150689686
>Being on an imageboard while at work

>>150689745
?

go look at last years groupstage and the placings

nearly everyone who dominated their groups placed high (exceptions being vg and some other team that were in the hard group) and everyone who performed like shit was in the bottom half

nothing to do with secret

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>>150689767
ahh

got you

>>150689924

whatever you say artour

>Secret is losing
>EU says they are NA Cucks
>NA says they are Yuropoors

Who the fuck is rooting for secret here? Weebs?

>>150689853
TI6 edition coming soon

>>150689470
sauce

>>150689387
I'm so gay and this manga turns me on every fucking time.

God I need a man.

>>150689061
Good
Who would want to be in the dumpster

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>>150689767
uhhhhh

There's no way secret are taking this right?
Unfortunately to see how they cannot handle tilting professionally. Considering it is their job and they get professional training for this entirely it should be expected that they handle this kind of issue better.

I'd love to watch it but I really gotta go to sleep now.

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>>150689806
>why are people posting good memes from good boards

you are pretty mentally slow

do you perhaps, subvocalize?

>>150689853
They honestly have no clue how to celebrate. TI3 Alliance, TI4 Newbee, and even TI2 IG. Mostly because of Chuan though

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>>150689918
>TFW my dad is just like that
I feel a little bad for arteezy losing now ;-;

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4w8fdm/team_secret_please_read_this_i_know_how_you_can/

wtf

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>retard ameircans waste their lives studying a stupid language
>the 2nd most important thing in their lives apart from wanting to be japanese is vidya
>literally no japanese pro scene in any game ever
>Be smart, study chinese
>can actually understand the interview without translation
>Can laugh at what the pro player actually says instead of the brushed up translation from the interpreter
>china literally have first tier teams in every esport sans csgo

For that interview about the memes, she asked 'whats you're favourite me-me', but Mei Mei in Chinese means Little sister, or girl, but the question should have been framed WHO is you're favourite girl, so he was confused, and asked 'What are you talking about? I don't understand your meaning' and she explains the fat guy with the autistic voice was referring to netizen culture, to which he responded, well our teams are discussing the problem with visa's and certain players couldn't come.

>tfw you retards get the altered brushed up translation
>you will never know what the interviewee actually said
>you will literally be leddit mode when theirs a misunderstanding in translation with back-and-forth
>"Was their an issue with the translation'?
Yeah, it's because you're using slang like "super hypes' and 'mey-mey' that don't translate into a 5000 year old language.
>you retards actually learnt japanese

l0l

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Damn, I wish EG wins this so I can finally quit watching Dota.

I'm done playing it for months now. Only need to drop the esport part

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>>150689980
Canadians[/spoilers]

>>150689949
tfw nico 2ndberg is going to lose another WDC

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>>150689863
I'm guessing a lot of the favorites just came in unprepared for certain teams, idk man my predictions are not looking so good.

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>>150689185

>>150690062
Alliance wasn't THAT bad. Bulldog was hype.

>j33had vs secret

oh boy there we go

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>he wears white socks

>>150689918
>no shirt
Did RTZ get banned for this?

>>150690079
>no one recognizes the pasta

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>mfw pupper wants gooks and americuck to believe they can't win without huskar so that they do t ban timber riki sven

>>150690079
XD rofl lol

Fuck off it's pasta

>>150690090
uh the correct term is "NEET language" lad

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>>150690076
nah don't, he's doing fine

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>>150689767

>>150690125
>tfw she's married and with a kid now

>>150690021
game?

>>150690128
I know, that is what I meant. Alliance, Newbee and even IG got the celebration right. Loda and Bulldog went apeshit, Chuan went off at TI2, and even Newbee with Xiao8 and Hao celebrated hard

>>150690125

explain this meme

t. non american

>>150690281
cops like to shoot dindus

>>150690281
Nigs chimped out and rioted in Baltimore some time ago

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>>150690090
>learning chinese

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Does anyone have the EE RTZ pasta?

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>>150689767

>>150690281
Baltimore (city) had a bunch of niggers protest and basically shut down a part of the city because DINDU NUFFIN or some other reason.

Was great watching it live

>>150690281
look up what goes on in baltimore
its only a little funny

>>150690026
All RTZ and EE have to do is read one fucking book on basic sport/performance psychology that outlines basic tilt management and proper mindset concepts.

I guarantee you they don't have this widely available information in their heads.

t. pro poker player for the past 7 years

>panelists still on that gook dick

>>150690270
The fact that the chinks celebrated like they did was genuinely surprising. I always assumed they were all robots so it was nice to see.

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>>150689886

>>150690350
will anything ever be as good as ti4 euhub?

>>150690090
this person is literally bragging that he spent his time studying chinese to understand what chinks in esports say

>>150690252
What is this dudes name? I legit can't remember. Loved that interview though

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>>150690125

>>150690395
can you link me one of those senpai

RTZ needs to play garbage men heros

Give him Razor
Give him Naga
Give him TA
Give him SF

and put him in fucking MID

Let him dumpster and tilt every other mid until they destroy their own team from the inside


STOP PICKING FUCKING SHIT HEROS

>>150690350
poor pieliedie

post more mario party

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>>150690076
his dad is probably watching all his games and after every series he sees rtz heartbroken

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>>150690368
>>150690357
>>150690330
>>150690326

ty

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>>150690350
>tfw i burst out laughing
>but then the genuine sadness kicked in

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THICC

>>150690420
No. TI6 Hub was fucking shit

TI5 hub was okay because of the mafia games, geoguesser, and charades and shit. TI4 was good because it was just friends kinda watching Dota and making jokes and at night we had Mario Party and Gang Beast

>Puppey in charge of not drafting stupid shit

IO Bristle!

>>150690489
ironic shit

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>fnatic vs liquid casted by cap and blitz
yes!

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>>150690350
I don't think anything will ever be able to top the comfyness of the ti4 euhub.