/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

xth smoking weed at the bench

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Pee

xth for dont forget to feed squiddy-chan today

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>>150685641
xth for no weed

More like meme healer edition.

>>150685554
>tfw we will never get Time Mage
>Instead we got shitty Astrologian

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Nth for why can't you save idle poses and use them for other things. Especially this. Why isn't this default?

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Character and Youtube!

Favorite weapon (Firearm, sword, axe, whatever)

No additional questions this time, sorry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h0IpjnByfs

Drinking alone in my room tonight. Someone come RP with me on Balmung please...

>>150685724
The heavens demand you remove this post.

>>150685739
Such a shame. It's a fun support to play though

>>150685758
>implying more than 30 mins being tickled won't make your body go numb.

>>150685745
Because GLA/PLD is default and people will look dumb as fuck holding something like an alembic or a pan like or a that.

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>>150685710
Ill inhale for the both of us

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>>150685840
y u so fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=822P87a773c

>>150685758
>>150685840
>>150685842
why isn't this bannable

>>150684089
Sometimes I accidentally right click on someone when I'm trying to pan my camera and it causes me to run away in a panic.

>>150685710
>Living in CO
hahaha smoke weed evurdai

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>>150685840
Wow I fucked it up! I couldn't decide if there should be an extra question. Brb, an heroing.

>>150685963
Because I love you all!

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>>150685936
>pan
WHO YOU CALLING DUMB YOU PIECE OF HARD CANDY

>>150685758
I just jerked off to this.
Don't know how to feel.

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>>150685739
>inb4 AF3 is a shitty time mage outfit

I want to collar mafuyu laeh!

I enjoy how dismissive this general has become.
So much progress made in so little time. So many lessons learned.

I want to collar Worthless Trash

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>>150685913
Is this true?
Please don't ruin things like this for me

>>150686301
The last thing androna needs is another "boyfriend" that thinks relationships are just mutual jerk off sessions.

>tfw you join "disband in 3 wipes" groups just to see if they actually will

>>150685745
i wish cg was my big sister

>female player messes up repeatedly
>"its fine, don't worry about it!" - beta males

>male player messes up repeatedly
>"stop wasting my fucking time" - beta males

>>150686454
What more could you possibly get out of an online video game relationship?

>>150686454
thats mostly what online relationships are though

>>150686127
Time Mage? Maybe. Shitty? I expect it.
Gear designs have been pretty shitty ever since 2.0 desu.

I've been playing BRD on and off for a year

I only just found out that Foe Requiem lowers your dps

please give me your worse insults.

>>150686621
one has the small potential of showing tits. the other, well nothing. whiteknight4life.

>>150686862
Foe's Requiem doesn't lower your dps.

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>>150686862
You're pretty fuckin' cute

>>150685936
Lmao didn't realize i fucked up my sentence there at the end.
>>150686037
Maybe if the hilt was longer..

>>150686550
I want to be her mother

>>150686621
>female player messes up repeatedly
"it's no big deal. lets not be toxic"

>male player messes up on the first go
"can we kick the useless shitter? i dont do carries.

>>150686363
It's the same for pain, you can get pinched and feel a sharp pain but if the person pinching keeps pinching your body will slowly get used to it.

Why did they remove the black flames around your feet from darkside before release? It seriously looks like shit right now.

>>150686980
That's pasta you dumb dip.

pls i need a fanta

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>>150687157
F-fuck! Now people will know I'm an idiot!

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>>150686952
>lowers your damage by 10%

>>150687130
100% true. It's actually annoying when you want solid feedback or advice. Everyone is too busy trying to suck up to you

>>150687205
pls I need a main

>>150687263
>damage = dps
you get +10% of every casters dps

>>150687263
It doesn't say that on the tooltip for Foe's Requiem. Only on the MP and TP regen songs.

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>>150685840
these gloves don't match {/cry}
https://youtu.be/BkSYlY0KGkA

i love big swords!
>

>>150687458
post c@pits

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>>150687261
Can you get rid of the mustache already?

>>150687396
They should really tell you that.

>>150686948
boys are usually better at sucking dick tho

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>PLD can cross class Raise
>Can't actually use it in combat

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any cute catboys here for me to doodle to get thru this artblock

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>>150687568
No.

>>150687651
Catboys should take this up, artist does cute work.

>>150687313
>when you want solid feedback
wanna know how i know you're lying about being a girl?

Why are you cucks using the dead and buried 1000 dps/second bard meme.

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good news?

>>150687313
Stop play with beta faggots then, stupid bitch

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>>150687261
it's alright friend

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>>150687730
holy fucking shit

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>>150687651
Can I get drawn too?

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>>150687534
???

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>>150687685
You know estrogen is easy to come by these days..

>>150687630
Because healers have a trait to use raise during combat.

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>>150685840
https://youtu.be/jhgVu2lsi_k

Chunky, well weighted axes, or nice single bladed swords

>>150687969
AST and SCH don't. Fuck you for defending this.

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>>150687871
yeah dude

>>150688056
AST does, SCH doesn't.

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>>150685745
This highlander a cute.

>>150687871
> picture timestamp
> vintage golden tincan
owo

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>>150687651

>>150687730
what a stupid post

>>150688056
You're right, because they have a trait to use Resurrection for ACN and Ascend for AST during combat. :^)

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>>150687957
Definitely no.

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>>150688202
YOU APPEAR NERVOUS FOR SOME REASON
YOU KNOW ESTROGEN IS EASY TO COME BY THESE DAYS
I HEAR FEMININE BENIS IS THE NEWEST FASHION STATEMENT

>>150688091
>>150688186
>It actually does.
Why the fuck don't they just give WHM and AST useful traits. Is it really that big of a deal for PLD to have a combat raise? Especially one they would have to hardcast?

>>150687794
So when are they actually adding good content?

>>150688232
dont see a catboy here
>>150688131
cude cadeboi

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>>150687651
Wicked

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>>150688331
S T O P
T
O
P

>>150687943
with your pits exposed, idiot

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I want to shove my hands in the flat really far away distance texture trees.

>>150686550
>>150687003
?!
>>150688105
DON'T SAY THAT AND ATTACH THAT PICTURE.
I need to keep watching SiP I stopped for some reason around s2.

>>150688379
I gave up on traits
>graniteskin replacement

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>>150688403
5.0 please look forward to it.

>want the EB haircut
>cant settle for a disposable EB

Damn. It's not like I'm going to ask any of you.

No idea why you cucks haven't quit yet.

>>150688379
Most traits are dumb as fuck and how jobs are designed in this game is shit so it's not suprising
>>150688403
Never ever
>>150688503
PS3 limitations

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>>150688085
Yes! Master's gonna be really happy when I show them this (You). Thank you, drawfriend!

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>>150688639
It's totally limitations but I love that shit.
>That flat rectangle of a picture you can OOB and walk through that you weren't supposed to
>OOB in general to see all the shit you aren't supposed to
Speaking of OOB, though- did they fix the one in east shroud and MD? Couldn't get to those spots anymore it seems that they're rounding out or shaving off ledges.

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>>150688473
You know.. you can still be the beautiful girl you've always wanted to be.......
You'll always be that girl to me though

>>150688085
nice

>tfw youre a catgirl trapped in a manlanders body

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>>150688584
>anon thinks too highly of us to use us for haircut then throw us away
cute!

Give me drama, I'm dying.

>>150688684
Tincan now has master & slave relationships with other tincans?!

Can't wait for the grown tinman drama and log leaks

>>150689002
Is the catgirl saying "Let meowt"?

>>150689002
post manlander

>Ctrl + f elezen
>No results
Let's change that

>>150689058

Not really. It just doesn't feel right to waste my EB like that.

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>>150688684
These am no real iron cylinders

please to allow me being profile picture homosexuals.

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>>150689146

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>>150688584
tfw no one will ever bond with me eternally

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>>150689146
yes, she's waiting for someone to whisk'er away

>>150689176

>>150689363
Why change though

>>150689362
tfw can't bond with anyone in this general because they all sucked virtual dicks and are probably ugly irl

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>>150689267
it's not REALLY eternal anon! a lot of people do just for the benefits!
but if you put actual emotional value on it then i totally understand

>>150689362
post meowers

>>150689362
I'm sure somebody likes you. Maybe it's that you don't like anybody?

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>>150689242
I want to marry this elezen~!

>>150687871
>>150688085
>>150688684
>>150689309
FUCKING
LILY
CELESTINE

>>150689363
I bet she can tell us a really good yarn once she's out.

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>>150689362
>implying EB is a good thing
Who needs any of that crap?

>>150688503
>stopped around s2
It just keeps getting better honestly.

female au ra are the worst posters ever

>>150689435
this chars getting old

>>150689534
it'll be quite a tail, im sure

Please stop posting cats thanks

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>>150689362

>>150689463
what's wrong with sucking a virtual dick, though?

>>150689472
yeah im fucking lonely and i want a bond that goes beyond mere friendship a bit. on the other hand i really cant let myself do it with just anyone.

>>150689597
Gives me paws for thought.

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>>150685840
https://youtu.be/nvUeo5sagkA

superheated saturnite power fist

>>150689606
nyo 'w'

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>>150689606
Is this better?

Have you based your character/name off of another sourch? Anime, book series, etc.
If so, who?

>>150689636
per se nothing, just dont expect people that didnt own the sucked dick to be that interested in you

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>>150689551
Yeah? Good. I'll pick it back up when I'm grinding something like levels or tomes out.

>>150689791
How do I get that hat....

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>>150688436
you slapped me on balmung once
roodcat

In the last hour of FATE farming I have got literally no medals.

I fucking hate this game and I fucking hate yo kai watch

>>150689812
I don't believe in attachments with ERP anyway. It's just a quick 'get yourself off' thing to me. So that's totally fine!

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>>150689795
Green.
Fuck off, I know she's blue in Japan.

Why do all the raiders on Ultros dye their gear pink? Do they honestly think it looks good, or is it like some weird high school clique thing?

>>150689884
did you get an art site yet

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>>150689835
I think it's the one you get when you get your chocobro to be able to fly, isn't it?

>>150689791
Post that pocahontas highlander of yours

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>>150689657
well, how do you plan to meet them? there's all kinds of ways, through RP or making partyfinders to run things!

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>>150689795
This is what I look like IRL

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>>150690057
You seem to have me confused with someone else.

>>150690082
i have no clue. i just let things happen now.

>>150689884
Boy man, Guts?

AMAINPLS

>>150689945
Wrong on both counts.
Her name is actually "Leaf".

>>150690192
dragoon

>>150689795
Based the looks off of Kiss Shot from Monogatari
Last name based off a character I like in a shitty series

>>150689957
I saw an outlier with a lavender purple midan codex one time. Still looked like shit though

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>>150689795

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>>150690216
Not in Pokemon Adventures. She's been a thing since before the remakes dude.

>when you gasp for air, but it's not air you gasped for it's for the fulfillment of the soul of yours that's screaming

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>>150690165
not very proactive but if you're happy and comfortable with it, then you do you!
you should probably put at least a little bit of effort in though, even though its hard. if you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you always got!

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>>150689463
I've never sucked a virtual dick and my friends tell me I'm really cute irl.
>>150689480
Meowers? Meow meow.
>>150689496
I'm pretty the few people I talk to that play this game already have a bond. I like people but I'm kinda shy and don't really know how to meet new people.
>>150689539
You don't want to be able to {/embrace} someone..?
>>150689626
{I don't understand.} Cute elf on a starry night though.
>>150689795
I picked the short hair because it reminded me of Nagato Yuki-chan. It used to be a similar color to hers but I changed to a light blue and like it more now.

>>150690216
>>150689945
>Blue (Japanese)
>Green (English)
>Leaf (Japanese and English)

She goes by 3 names, blame localization teams

>>150689989
yus twitter.com/fattcattes

>>150690591
>if you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you always got!

ha, i'll keep that in mind. i forget to think of these little things.

>>150690679
I can assure you at least one of them doesn't.

>>150690557
DELETE THIS

>>150690679
what do the people in this general think of you? cute in what way? I look cute but not girly.

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>>150690679
The only kind of {Embrace} I need is from Eos or Selene, to keep me alive while I'm getting slapped about by bosses.

>>150689795
I actually based her appearance and name off a good friend of mine that moved away a long time ago.

>>150690679
Stop talking...

>>150690687
To be specific then, I mean the one in Pokemon Adventures. Blue and Green switch names between Japan and English.

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>>150690902
>keep me alive while I'm getting slapped about by bosses

>>150690735
im happy to help! good luck anon!

>>150690730
yes, good.

i don't use twitter at all but i'll stalk your page.

>>150691063
You named your character green adventures? That's a bit silly.

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Highlanders!

>>150691286
Nah, just Trainer Green. What was silly, but fitting, is that my first time raiding in this game was as a SMN.

>>150689795
A presidential candidate

So I'm guessing all female Au Ra and cats are insane right?

>>150691586
Basically.

>>150691418
Trainer Green sounds a lot better. And a little pornographic.

>>150691586
no i'm just really depressed

>>150690795
{/tell}
>>150690880
>what do the people in this general think of you?
No idea, people are usually pretty nice to me here, so I guess they like me? I don't talk to many people from here.
>cute in what way?
People say I'm attractive, and that I look cute. I have low self esteem so I don't usually agree with them, but that's what they say. What do you mean by "in what way"?
>>150691003
O-oh sorry, I'll go..

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>>150691586
more or less

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>>150691397
Who /readyforsentaiadventures/ here

>>150691663
Rule 34, bud.

>>150690679
we can talk about pokemon

>>150690902
Hope you get slapped to death to be H

>>150691397
>Midlander

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>>150691748
cute in a boyish way or cute in a girly way
are you a dude or a girl (...)
thats what i wanna know

>>150691825
Yeah, me too. Sweet release from this mortal coil would be kinda nice.

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>>150691775
>EBd

So there's this hyur cosplaing as Edda on my front lawn...

>>150690679
I kind of want to EB with you but Im already dead inside. I hope you find someone though,

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>>150691663
Well shit now I wish I kept the name on my main.

>>150690902
That aura looks like he could crush 20 lalas between those thighs before breakfast

>>150691775
cg, this looks weird

>>150691586
I'm not insane...

>>150691397
Poor Beepy Whales...

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>>150691775
You're going no where, you're grounded remember?

>>150692284
How am I grounded? For WHAT?
>>150692112
It's probably the lighting.

>>150691975
please do not touch my wife

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>>150691775
>outfit
i think you and i both are!
i dont even know what sentai adventures is but if you're dressed for it so am i...

lonely midlander looking for a good time...

>>150691906
I'm a cute femboy I suppose, although I wear dresses and stuff if I ever go out somewhere special and wear a girls swimsuit when I go swimming and things like that.
>>150691997
Maybe it could rekindle your spirit!

>>150692461
The summer event is tonight so me and my friends are all dyeing our gear different colors and assigning emotes! I'm red A!

http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/Moonfire_Faire/

>>150692518
Post pic

>>150692560
holy shit
okay i will consider it

>>150692669
I sure hope to see some A4S screenshots with the explosion in the background.

>>150692080
That sounds like it would make my armour very difficult to clean up afterwards.

>>150692449
Don't worry I'd never do that, touching a claimed wife is bad

>>150692284
ruki...punish me too..

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>>150692669
>all classes armour
yesssssss finally i can be the armoured healer of my dreams

>>150692865
well that's why you do it in bed, silly

>>150692901
>claimed
stop

>>150692974
>armour covered in blood and viscera
>bed covered in blood and viscera
That's a terrible idea.

>2016
>people still think defiance isn't analogous with grit/shield oath

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>>150692806
AH man I fucking hope it has good opportunities for group pics. Would be cool for our thing
>>150692938
>Daystar and recolor clones
You've HAD armor!

Any asexuals want to ERP sneezing into each others asses and pretend it's cum?

pst..

>>150693185
well, you see, by crush i meant sexually dominate

>people who switched jobs because of meta
How does it feel to make the game even less enjoyable?
I'm looking at you "bard mains" that went mch.

>>150693230
Chill out neko.

>>150693281
>all the bards who changed because of minuet and not meta

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>>150693325
Whom?

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What's the best FC on gigglermesh

>>150693230
That's still sexual and you can get a disease transmitted from that. Meaning you can get an STD and you get STDs through sex and you can't have sex if your asexual as you don't have sex with others

>>150692560
Do you have Steam

>>150693208
>2016
>still baiting in the most handicapped accessible mmo 2003

drinking peach schnap

>>150693278
That sounds like an even worse idea. I'm sure my time would be better spent doing more productive tasks like repairing my armour or weapon.

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>>150689795
this but SCH version. Cant really seem to find a chest piece that works best.

>>150693396
>changing because they couldn't get good
Good riddance.

Is the 3.3 story worth watching the cutscenes for?

>>150693478
Wrong on many regards.

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>>150693281
At first I hated it, but once I got the hang of MCH its a lot more fun. To me, at least. As long as you're playing with friends, I don't think anyone would get too annoyed at switching shit up. I mean, you're helping everyone else out right?

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>>150693220
the daystar one has this stupid poofy skirt that flares out waaay too far, i used the boots and gloves before i got {The Claws} but what i really wanted was the chainmail from that tournament part of the 3.x

>>150693468
Primal pool party. DO NOT bring cool whip to taco tuesday.

>>150693571
Well hey, don't blame me for a bad idea when you're the one doing it...

>>150693468
its come to balmung and let me feel your croissants

>>150693601
drg only, it sucks

>>150693584
yes

>>150693512
>he thinks its bait
holy shit youre exactly who im talking about

>>150693396
>changing because your class got a massive boost in effectiveness
???

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>>150693468
probably EM or uh... AC? i think is another big one

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>>150693624

I don't know what that means

>>150693663

no

>>150693778
*puts gun on the table*
i want a bonanza.
and i want it now.

>>150693812
Primal Pool Party is a 4chan FC, avoid it.

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>>150689362
Tfw nobody has poopied with me in ages.

>>150693468
Primal Pool Party

>>150689362
having the nude mod basically makes you not EB material, you know?

>>150693208
>using defiance/grit/shield oath

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>>150689795
Nick Fury is a pretty large inspiration

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>>150693881
*puts bigger gun on the table*

there will be no bonanzas

>>150693637
That doesn't sound like something I'd do. That sounds like something I would be opposed to doing.

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>>150693764
oh and i forgot VERSA, they're good too

>>150693624
wtf why this

>>150693894
i dunno if i'd call it a 4chan fc, it's quite literally just me and 1 other active player

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>>150694017
>using any stances

>>150692717
>holy shit
[Worried]
>>150693506
/id/sulky-sulko

>>150694098
You're enough of a faggot to make it a 4chan FC on your own.

>>150694076
I know what goes on in your lair, you can't fool me.

>>150694143
IDIOT
i cant EB you now. whoring yourself out like that to anyone.

>>150694143
cute

>>150694117
Fuck off wakka you used a fucking volley ball to hit mobs.

>>150694250
Okay, you got me. Equipment repair is sweaty work, but someone's gotta do it.

>>150693778
Whoa. Who is this boner condoner?

>>150694259
i dunno if you're playing or not but
>posting steam
>whoring yourself

i dunno anon maybe they just want to play video games!

>>150694493
people that have posted their steam here under the same pretense got it posted to /v/ with the comment "hey guys i have extra copies of *NEW GAME* that I don't want, add me"

>>150694470
Well yeah, that and the worryingly high amount of unconscious lalas i find around the house, as your neighbor i am very concerned about you

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Looking for aromantic asexual transsexual poet to verse to....

Metal age 1k+ only.. pst

>>150694493
nothing is safe in this general. there will be no such exchange before a meeting.

>>150694493
youre the biggest hore here fag fat faggot

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>>150694225
hmm, maybe you're right
if you want me to be honest i've tried selling it before many times, since it's a rank 8 fc and has like 100k points that i don't use

but nobody ever wants to buy it!

>>150694617
>>150694656
i didn't say it was a good idea! just that it's not exactly whoring

>>150694667
stop telling people, that's a secret!

anyone wanna trade a fanta for 2m on balmung

>>150694686
Go the fuck to bed, shirou.

>>150694686
Do you accept sexy highlander erp as payment?

*flips a coin*

>>150694637
post butt

>>150694751
idiot. what am i going to do with you now

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Remember to stretch before raid or you'll get cramps!

>>150694259
Whoring myself out? I thought the person just wanted to chat.
>>150694337
Thanks, you too!

*flips two coins*
hmph amateur

*flips 7 coins and all land on heads*
looks like its your lucky day kid...

>>150694619
I'm on to your tricks.

*lands a coin on its side*
pssh... kids

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>>150694802
ok! goodngiht

>>150694823
no i don't!

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>>150694896

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>>150689795
I've had a couple people compare me to Bayonetta, though it was completely unintentional.

>>150695019
just trying to say that lala ERP, like all things in life, must be moderated carefully, make sure you aren't doing too much

*flips a dollar bill*
this tables for high rollers only kiddo

*does a flip*
no coins.. no problem

>>150689795
Yes.
mai waifu.
Tough i can never get the skin tone right.

*takes out a sliver dollar and reflects light into the teachers eyes while they are giving a math lesson*
solve this chump. haha. keep the change.

*performs immelmann turn*

tch...

>>150694796
can one really trust /vg/?

>>150694942
did that other guy add you. heh why im doing this shit.

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>>150694074
can you do it
can you shoot yourself?

*flips a burger*
just call me chef ramsay...amateurs

>>150694117
ffx optional items when

*wastes 100k on a psych degree*
ok what now lol

I am unsure if autism or chemo is doing the coin thing right now.

>>150695421
yes ive done it before

*flips out*
who stole the coins from my piggy bank?

>>150695559
>autism
who

>tfw you hate this game now but can't quit because you're an addiction-prone piece of shit

What job do I play that'll make this game fun

*shitposts on vg*
heh

>>150694896
>>150695113
cutest twins

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>duty roulette wanderer's palace
>both DPS are summoners
>we wipe 3 times on the first boss because even though they're lvl60 synced they're still useless and can't DPS the first boss or his spears fast enough

*flips the switch*
looks like its... lights out 4u

>>150695634
just people in general. Chemo could fit into that but he's a league of his own.

>>150695429
Someone added me, I have no way of knowing if they're who you're referring to or not though. What's so malicious about adding someone on steam, if I may ask?

>>150695879
it neded to be me too late

*shoots out the lightbulbs and dons NVGs*

>>150695684
Could be worse, you could be addicted to drugs or lying or erp with grown men all day.

>>150695824
>>150695687
>>150695626
>>150695541
>>150695486
>>150695402
>>150695375
>>150695325
>>150695263
>>150695060
>>150695014
>>150694959
>>150694840
CRRRINNNGGGGEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AUAUUUUTTTTIIIISSMSMSMMMMM TOOOOOOOO STRROROOONGNGNGNG!!!!!

*makes fun of mental condition because autistic people are smarter than him*

UMMFMFMFFFFFFFFFF

*poops*

CRRRARARARARHARHRHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*closes thread*

>>150692560
>although I wear dresses and stuff if I ever go out somewhere special and wear a girls swimsuit when I go swimming and things like that.
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>150696065
*transforms into a wolf*

>>150695961
You're being silly, just add me.

*transforms into two wolves*

*opens the thread*
*long pause*
*closes the thread*

*repelling flips*
*closes thread*
STOP SHITPOSTING ABOUT ME!!!!!!

*sucks a feminine dick*
heh... no homo...

*every 'yup' from e-40's hit single 'choices' plays at once on repeat until the heat death of the universe*

>>150696001
Being addicted to this game does not feel much better than drugs

heh.................

they're all dancing to my tune....................

*beat it comes on the radio*

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**lol.. haha* in the thread*
ANYONE
ELSE ??

>>150696374
it will be a dead giveaway of who i am

>>150691076
{/pet}

i wish the b'nhaka spammer would come back

>>150696683
who cares

*puts the cat in the cradle with the silver spoon*
im on my way son

>>150696528
Mind over matter anon. Stop being a little bitch.

>>150696767
what did that other guy tell u so far

>>150696707
But anon, bnhaka is spamming the thread right now

>>150696683
I probably have no idea who you are anyway though.

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>>150696972
You're deluded

> tfw you accept ywn get to slam Moni Sielski's 24 karat bussy.

worst feeling in the world.

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meow

>>150696528
>Being addicted to this game does not feel much better than drugs
Don't talk about things you know nothing of.

ASCIANS DID NOTHING WRONG

>>150697145
I'm not the one addicted to paying make believe.

>>150697104
what do u need, what do u want

>>150697170
just ask him nicely

>>150697286
lahabrea post

>>150697252
>Implying I'm not also addicted to drugs
The same goes for you faggot.

>>150697286
GAIUS DID NOTHING WRONG

>>150697239
>goes back to slut cat because he missed the attention

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>>150696705
{/awe}