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What went wrong edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
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>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
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>>150671421
SHITREKT
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>secret is good
-d2g
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RTZ pls, you are supposed to be 9k
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>secret is a top 3 team
-d2g
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>THEY CALL GG AFTER ONE MORE BAFFLEMENT
FUCKING LMAO
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>>150671421
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>that gg after ee's death
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>EE
>GOOD
t. /d2g/
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>RTZ rage quit a LAN game
classic RTZ
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GG
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SWNL
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ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED
MEME PICKING CUNTS
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>secret
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Will EE get finally kicked?
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>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
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>Win rate without abusing Huskar
>0%
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WHO
EHOME
HERE
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tier ranking so far
tier godlike: nobody
tier 1: Newbee, OG, EG
tier 2: EHOME, TL, Wings
tier 3: pretty much the rest
tier synderen: Escape Gaming
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>>150671421
>not NC-17 edition
Can't believe Twitch actually allows such graphic rape to be streamed.
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Did I miss the final MVP-Secret match? Who won?
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>secret
>good
You know the drill.
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LITERALLY
CANT
WIN
WITHOUT
HUSKAR
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IS HE BACK?
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so when will arteezy be banned from competitive dota
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have you ever had a team mate feed so hard you just gg'd out?
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>"EVERYTHING
>FOR SECRET
>WENT WRONG
>THIS GAME"
- Dra "Dad" skyl, 2016
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Is that all you got Shitrekt tards?
Fucking pathetic.
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ENVY DIES AND PUPPEY JUST FUCKING CALLS THE GG AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>rushing brown boots Midas on Enchantress
This doesn't even work in my 4k pubs.
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LET'S
GET
THIS
STARTED
>SECRET
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SECRET FANGAYS
WHERE
WE
AT
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>>150671421
What the fuck happened to you puppey you used to be cool
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Jesus Christ.
Secret got fucking manhandled by a damned Wildcard.
I'd say scientists are baffled, but they stopped being surprised a long time ago.
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>ban huskar against secret
>win
it's that easy
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Who even drafts for Secret?
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how is secret so good at hiding their true power level? holy shit they will crush everyone with no mercy during main event.
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>>150671421
>Pick bat for envy, he sucks ass
>Pick dp for envy, he does worse.
Just pick some braindead rightclick hero for him and be done with it.
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ICEICEICE is back bros
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LMAO EUROPOORS
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>arteezy rating
6.6
>EE rating
9.3
what the fuck
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Based ehomo
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Maybe E-Home is just good guys.
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>>150671560
RIGHT HERE BROTHER
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>>150671564
>OG
>Tier 1
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kek
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>20 minute gg
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Old Eleven is literally a Nyx GOD
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SECRET
WILL
MOST
OF
THE
TIMES
LOSE
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APOLOGIZE
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>>150671643
>implying arteezy will not leave the team before main event
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>>150671643
To be honest EE feeding looked almost intentional.
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OH YEA, HE'S BACK
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>>150671686
>Puppey 18.something
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>pos yfw Secret gets knocked out by EHOME 2 years in a row
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SECRET
WILL
NEVER
WIN
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>>150671618
Your mid laner in your 4k pubs doesnt throw as hard as envy though.
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>EE made it to TI
>you didn't
What's your excuse?
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GUYS I KNOW ENVY FAILS ALOT AND STUFF
BUT BE GENTLE
GUYS ITS HIS DREAM TO WIN A TI
STOP JOKING ABOUT IT
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>put EE on fantasy team
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What is this dota remix?
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>OG is literally the only EU team in the top 4 atm
MY
SIDES
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>>150671643
>implying EE and rtz won't engage into a fistfight before groupstage even ends
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>>150671820
I can't find four other competent players
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>the state of fnatic
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>>150671698
Iceiceice is a god, but that was just embarrassing.
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I NEED ENVY BLUNDERS
GIVE ME ENVY BLUNDERS
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Secret may occasionally not win
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Puppey is completely lost in this meta, secret is losing because of picks constantly. They keep cornering him into retarded decisions. I mean bat EE?
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>>150671812
Well said, senpai
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Can anyone here please give me some EE "plays" webms
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>>150671835
lmao who cares
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>>150671694
>taiga on the dumpster
+1
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>>150671860
its shit
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>>150671918
>what is DC
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>ban huskar
>instant win even if you can't damage buildings
is this the fastest a secret iteration was figured out?
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>>150671812
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>there are people in this very thread
>who put secret players on their fantasy league team
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>Newbee is 5-1
who Hao here?
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>>150671860
I know it was played at darude afterparty at ti4, would like to know the name too
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Wait, what?
I had to go pick up a pizza. How did Secret lose?
:C
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I thought the disruption buffs were memebuffs like treant base damage and concussive shot buffs. Is SD actually meta now?
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>>150671625
he sold out to a turk
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this man walks up to your offlaner and slaps his ass, what do you do?
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>>150671560
FOREVER SINCE THEY PICK MY NIGGA UNDYING
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FUCKING
APOLOGIZE
SHITREKT SHITTERS
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>Ban Huskar lose games
So is the RTZ and EE TI curse still alive? I doubt this team will even finish in the top 4 when the only teams they've beaten so far are the cannon fodders of their group
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>>150671812
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Post that webm, you guys know the one i'm talking about.
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>>150671994
watch them get upper bracket by a margin and then 2-0 every team
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>>150672078
ask him to put his pants on.
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>>150672050
Shameless
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>>150671918
EU Dota LUL
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LET'S GET THIS STARTED
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so hmm guys
secret is na right
>nadota
rofl
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>>150672050
Secret lost the first game, and went completely titled into the second one.
It was an absolute blood bath.
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>>150671918
DC, OG, Alliance
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>>150672050
Because they're a shitty team that can literally only win with one particular strat.
Wake the fuck up out of your fantasy, you dumbass, SWNL anime poster.
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>>150672094
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>>150672094
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>>150672050
EE had less gold than supports in each game
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>>150671992
>DC is now EU
LOL
EURO
KEK
DAMAGE
CONTROL
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>secret literally got 2-0d by a wild card team
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>>150672050
They were denied of prepping their turquoise bull, so they lost.
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>slacks on mic
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>NOT A SINGLE WIN WITHOUT HUSKAR
O I AM LAFFIN
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How does EE get completely destroyed in a DP vs Nyx matchup?
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Like an evian bottle
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>Shitrekt
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Guys, do you think it's too late to ask Peter to take me back?
t. Artour
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>>150672131
do you have the webm where secret were dire and pushing bottom rax. enemy team goes to fight and EE does some retarded wrap around from top lane and they just turn around and kill him
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>>150672114
cheeky
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>>150672001
Fucking Christ I kekd too hard at that picture
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>That Secret game 2
Holy crap, I think that was the most one sided game of pro dota I've ever seen
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>>150672094
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>>150672050
Months ago, a team formed under Puppey that contained EternalEnvy, Arteezy, Bulba and Pieliedie.
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>>150672245
what a sexy beast
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>>150672094
Remember when Puppey didn't let EE dictate Secret and they won the major?
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>>150672191
>two scoops of mayonnaise
why do Americans need to add mayonnaise to everything?
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ppd the literal mastermind tricked puppey into taking artour back
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>>150672191
holy shit thats nasty
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>>150672191
why do i watch this shit
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>>150672131
rare envy
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>>150672245
oh my
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>>150672242
I bet he was relying on Crypt Swarm to CS, but couldn't due to Mana Burn, and he was too much of an autist to realize that he had 80 attack damage to Nyx's 55, and that he is playing a ranged hero
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>>150672191
that doesnt look too b--
>2 heaping tablespoons of mayonaise
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LITERALLY JUST BAN HUSKAR
HOW FUCKING GENIUS
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>RTZ
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>NA cuckolds were claiming Secret just yesterday
You dumbasses never fail to make me laugh
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>>150672191
FOR
WHAT
PURPOSE
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this would be so much better with 2gd...
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>>150672245
LOOK AT THE GIRTH
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>>150672380
what do you think is going through matt's mind as he watches EE walk to the wrong booth
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>>150672204
>rtz stream
i'll take it
his streams fit my sleep schedule perfectly
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>>150672312
>not adding mayo to everything
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Uhhhhhh dotards?
I thought fags were the superior players on Secret?
Dotards????
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>>150672191
>american salad
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Guys I muted the stream because Slacks is on, please only (you) me when he's out and the next game started on the main stream, thank you.
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>>150672245
>that bulge
oh my god
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>>150672242
DP is an int hero
Nyx fucks int heroes, especially ones with big predictable AOE nukes
Nyx has the highest base regen in the game
Granted it still shouldn't have happened but Nyx is not your usual melee hero
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>>150672191
I love how the jar has the mention "REAL mayonnaise"
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I want to blow w33. Is that gay dee too gee?
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>rubick against a heavy phys team
What
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>tfw secret gets sub 8 this TI
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>>150672451
he's just awkward as fuck, james should just tweet and never show anywhere live
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>>150672312
>americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saU3_xJJrCg
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>>150672442
>this yurocuck damage control
AHAHAHA MY FUCKING SIDES
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>>150672435
Sauce this
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>>150672507
(you)
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>>150672530
>Nyx fucks int heroes
no
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so d2g, will the weather be nice for DC vs Secret?
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>secret bomb out again
>eg wins again
>artour still no TIs
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>>150672306
remember when puppy could draft?
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>basement dwelling gulagites don't know about proper cuisine
honestly dont know what i expected
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>>150672532
It's stupid because they all do.
Like one company started doing it and the rest were like "oh fuck we don't want people to think ours isn't real."
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I actually can't even
How is Secret this bad? Literally cannot win without Huskar, even with their best picks like Shadow Demon, ET or Drow.
Also the juxtapose from wildcard teams is insane. EHOME top of their group, Escape bottom of theirs.
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>>150672442
It's been said before Secret is only NA if they win
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>>150672465
>"He didn't see me! I'm not that much of a walking pile of lard apparently"
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>>150672627
Thanks, dude!
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Remember when Soe did this better with people worth a shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJpo324AfTE
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>>150672679
Uhm, can you delet this
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>>150672483
FUCK THAT HAS TO BE HEAVY CREAM OR SOMETHING WTF
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>>150672442
>implying I'd claim a team with the one true baffler
We already have a GOAT team in NA
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>>150672679
but why so much mayo
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>>150672621
trust me you dont want to see....
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my arms and shoulder hurt
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>>150672001
>Bleedblue
i dont know why the fuck they made this a thing sounds like something straight out of a women's pad ad
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>Fnatic 0 - 6
what the hell happened?let's hope that their only wins are against secret
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>>150672679
>linking disgusting arterial clogging shit
>"b-but you plebs don't understand"
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>>150672764
yes I do
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>>150672679
What's that supposed to be?
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>>150672769
those were just pushups man
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>>150672632
fuck off retard, if you're going to be contrarian put in more effort
>>
Come on guys surely we can come up with something better than "shitrekt" it barely even resembles Secret.
We're creative we can do better.
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>>150672682
Yeah that's what i was thinking
>If that one is real, what does it say about the others
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>>150672750
Mayonez is essence of pure slav
see >>150672601
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>>150672764
OK but if I did want to see, what's the sauce?
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>>150672750
Looks more like feta cheese
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>>150672442
I dont care what Secret is
EG will always be THE American team
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>it's a /ck/ thread
N I C E
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>>150672483
You stole my fucking Webm.
Have this one instead.
I was going to be merciful.
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>>150672764
Just fuckin do it now though.
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>>150672860
/d2g/ is LITERALLY the least creative thread I have ever seen in my life.
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guys i just got home from work, how are secret doing today?
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>>150672808
>tfw you thought Fnatic was the best SEA team
>on the hand TNC is thrashing chink super teams
Wtf who wouldve guessed this? should Mushi just retire now?
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>>150672809
>award winning healthy chef makes good food
>b-b-but merica fat
typical euro, unable to understand anything
watch EG win everything
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>>150672860
Team æ»cret
because they're dead all the time rofl my fucking ass off ;^D
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>>150672881
more like futa cheese.
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>>150672849
thanks
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>>150672868
>Mayonez is essence of pure slav
But thats sour cream aka "smetana" eбaный бypгepдayн.
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>>150672924
it's not good anon
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>>150672808
mushi drafts
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Are we posting /ck/ memes now?
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>>150672860
Peecret
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>First blood at -45
I have never seen this even in 10v10
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>>150672891
>>150672908
>last thread was /trap/
>this thread is /ck/
I'm okay with this
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>>150672920
true
i think i lost at least 30 iq points just posting here
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>>150672908
>canned pineapples
>cream cheese
>tomatoes
that alone was bad enough
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>>150672891
That's amateur ramen.
Let the professionals handle it.
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>>150673083/l/ thread when?
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>>150673000
Chinese pronunciation fits pretty well.
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>>150673060
because in your bracket everyone is still in the fountain at that time
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EG WILL WIN
BIG
STRONG
AMERICAN
BULLS
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>>150672764
SAUCE. THIS.
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>mfw I recognize all those webms even before opening them
help me
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Does anyone else only watch Jeraxu when team liquid is playing?
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>>150673018
post more funny EE webms
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>>150672860
>We're creative
[citation needed]
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WHY DO THEY PICK DROW
WHEN LYCAN EXISTS????
>press Howl
>team gets FREE RAPIER at level SEVEN
>even affects melee summons not just ranged ones
>unlike drow, he's actually a good hero who can kill enemy heroes on his own
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>>150673163
I'll just leave this here
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>>150673000
>>150673170
Explain moonrune joke.
Something like "shi" right?
Is that the word that sounds both like 4 and death?
Or is that jap moonrunes?
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>/ck/ thread
nice
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can we get some traps to go with these food webms
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>>150672734
>>150672483
Mayonnaise cakes are a VERY old thing. My family has a kahlua cake recipe that's fucking delicious.
I guess most normal people my age wouldn't know if they didn't have a mother who was involved in Junior League shit
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>>150673260
They fell for the waifu meme
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>>150672812
>>150672871
>>150672916
>>150673191
hentai kyoudai to inu
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>running Batrider in a trilane
Liquid is either completely retarded, or completely next level. I can't tell which one it is.
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>>150673170
Yeah, it would work with both Chinese and Japanese pronunciations.
I'm a pretty clever sumbitch, aren't I guys? haha
guys?
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>>150673227
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Why does mexico not have a team?
Is dota not big there?
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>>150672242
EE can snowball with heroes like Ember or NS but is bad when using the squishy heroes.
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>>150673283
What's stopping me from paying with tags from soda cans?
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>>150673132
they dont actually serve this type of shit in america right RIGHT?
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>>150673132
>adds all those diarrhea-inducing mexican shit sauces
for what purpose?
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>>150672908
>canned pineapple
>a ton of sugar
>cream cheese
>bell peppers and tomatoes (?)
>walnuts (?)
>heavy cream
>grated cheese
what the fuck is this supposed to be
who the hell comes up with these "recipes" ?
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>>150672854
>slightly tickling the enemy hero and burning like 60 mana "fucks" ints heroes that have the upper hand to you in literally every other way
shitty meme
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>>150673367
>your face when this happens again on the main stage
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>>150673289
I can't imagine this tasting good
food coloring has too strong of a taste
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yall a bunch a causal memers
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>>150673286
Read si or shi depending on if it's Chinknese or Jap.
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>>150673367
oh my god is that djwheat
whatever happened to him
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>>150673132
I'm honestly disgusted
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>>150673083
I could really go for a burger right now
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>its a /gif/ thread
N I C E
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>>150673132
what the fuck
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>>150673301
You want food webms?
Ok.
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>>150673443
I heard some anon saying that is/used to be a street food trend in Mexico, but that's all I know.
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>>150673473
It's time
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>>150673443
No, they serve worse.
Unless you go to a nice restaurant where they serve traditional food.
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>>150673443
It's spic food
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>>150673443
why do you think we're trying to build a wall
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>MVP vs EHOME
oh boy
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>>150673367
>That limp handshake
Man, you don't have to crush the other guy's hand but nothing should be more firm and reliable as a handshake between men
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fuck your cooking gifs
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Who /knorr stock pots/ here?
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>>150673479
well you only add a little
and the sugar and chocolate should overpower it anyways
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>>150673386
>nachos and salsa casserole
hey that isnt that bad
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>>150673579
the oil isn't even HOOOOT
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when the fuck is MVP vs Ehome starting?
>>150673572
ok
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>>150673473
The only time Loda has ever truly been basedok there's that moment he cucked ee from nth too
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What the fuck's up with all this food bullshit?
We just saw Shitrekt getting gangbanged and GGing out 20 minutes in. POST fEEd
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>>150673472
fuck off streamshitter, nobody cares about your theoryshitting
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>>150673443
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>>150673631
>Not wanting deep fried soda
>Not wanting deep fried butter
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>>150673769
I fucking love these infomercials
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>>150673386
disgusting
>>
back from wageslaving again
what did I miss this time ;_;
also
>supervisor is apparently on vacation since he's been missing this week
>he's filipino
I SWEAR HE'S GOING TO SEATTLE FOR TI
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>>150673386
basically chilaquiles (albeit more plebbish preparation of it), which is actually quite good
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>>150673769
:^)
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reminder that PPD planned all of this
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>>150673572
suace
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>Fnatic banning wisp and huskar, the same exact bans as EHOME did when they fucked secrekt
L U L
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>>150673646
I live in spicland and I have never ever seen something like that shit.
We eat tons of Hotdogs, Empanadas andsopaipillas
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>inb4 kekrekt loses to fnashit
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Why the fuck did Secret put EE mid last game? I've literally beaten EE mid in pub
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WHAT DOES PINGAS MEAN??
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>>150673861
>deep fried butter
but what do you fry it in?
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>>150673868
endless source of entertainement desu
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>>150673861
>novelty and gimmick foods eaten once at a fair is considered served cuisine
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>Capitalitz cut out by fucking T-1000 and Wagacucka
Fuck this shit
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>>150673769
Jack is afraid of hot oil.
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>this thread
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>>150673443
""food""
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>>150673707
let's hope it won't be casted by some shit tier casters
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>>150673854
kek, thinking nyx is good against int heroes during laning phase is exactly what theoryshitters say
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You fucking 2k mmr shits
I just made a roast chicken with mashed potatoes, gravy, green beans and carrots, yam soup, brioche, cranberry sauce, apple pie and pecan pie
this is why I will stay 6k mmr and you will cram your nacho cheese ramen and sour cream down your pie hole
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>>150674007
Are you honestly retarded?
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>>150673968
dicks
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>>150673783
Holy shit
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>>150673739
word
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>>150673882
okay this triggered me more than any of those food recipe webms. YOURE SUPPOSED TO LAY STEAK AWAY FROM YOU TO PREVENT OIL SPLASHING TO YOUR BODY
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>>150673631
what's traditional american food?
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Reminder that S4 is fucking this super hot babe and basically, you're stupid as fuck
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>>150674053
>Crocs
Literal Gods.
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>>150674007
you're a fucking dumbass
>>
Have they showed any pics of the main event stage, or is it the same exact design as the majors and TI5?
Epicenter's Roshan statue and all the effects they did for it was fucking amazing
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CHOTTO MATTE
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>First pick Kunkka
hello?
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>>150673867
I'd rather eat your cock.
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>secret sandbagging the group stage
They learned well from last year, no more hubris.
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>>150673970
more butter
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>Huskar Banned
welp, Fnatic gets at least ONE win
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>>150673970
You batter it
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>>150674057
I'm with you buddy.
Look at this power food.
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What the fuck is with Group B and Kunkka? Nobody is picking that shit in Group A.
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>Secret
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>>150673970
butter fortified oil
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>>150674053
team comfy
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>>150673783
kek'd
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>all this foodposting
im ok with this
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>>150674163
Depends on the region, generally traditional American food blends different culinary cultures into it's own thing like BBQ and southern food in general
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is EE going to be okay?
>>
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>>150674063
>>150674189
?
It happened on the main stream?
Am I going insane?
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>undying picked, again
Dreams do come true!
>>
>Anne is still casting games
She won't be at the main event, right guys? Right?
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>>150674230
>>150674217
>yfw Envy was next-level months ago with the Kunkka pick
Except the team just isn't good
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>as of this year, arteezy will have lost a team a TI
>THREE
>H
>R
>E
>E
>times
post yfw
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Yeah Jerax is a fucking monster
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>>150674175
yeah but I sure as fuck don't choke on the main stage or in the bedroom
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>>150674175
fuck
post more nara pics please as i cry myself to sleep
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Can someone who is actually a real slav and not western spy confirm for me that this is legit slav food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifE7gDiLDbE
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>EE about to throw 2 more games
Nothing is more entertaining than this shit, nothing!
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>>150673930
/d2g/ whats your snack going to be when your favorite team wins TI?
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>>150674282
group b has way more chinese and asia in general teams who like kunkkaa
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Which shades do you think describe MOMMY MILK's nipples pussy and asshole?
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>>150674406
Roaming deity desu
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>>150674232
only if you swallow
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>>150674279
its a hamburger not a fucking steak
you cook it through
you make the patty 1/2 that width and get less lean ground beef
you don't dress it up with faggoty condiments like a god damned yank
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>shitrekt literally copying strats because Fnatic stole Drow
THEY ARE OUT
>>
oh god what if secret lose 0-2 to fnatic, that will be hilarious
>>
>CLEMENT "NYX PICKER" IVANOV PICKED NYX
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>
For some reason your foodposting just makes me feel like I need to take a shit. Like I've consumed too much webms of disgusting intestinal nightmares.
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>>150674328
>fnatic picked drow ranger
He's fucked
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>>150674393
Nah, he's got EE on his team to take that blame. Seriously does anyone choke more then EE does?
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>>150674339
the main stream is being used for the secret game
they were showing another stream because the secret game hadn't started
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Post that webm, I think you are aware of the one I'm speaking of
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>puppey just copypasting LaNm s draft
B R A V O
R
A
V
O
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>>150674465
All rosewood
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>>150674474
Of course.
Who doesn't swallow? That's just rude senpai.
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>>150674483
What about meatloaf?
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>>150674568
>>
>>150674456PUMPKIN PIE:
1.5 cups puree'd pie pumpkin
pure pumpkin in cuisinart
measure pumpkin, keep 1.5 cups pumpkin in cuisinart, remove rest
add 3 whole eggs (white and yolk)
add 1 egg yolk (no white)
add 1/4 cup light molasses
add 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
add 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
add 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
add 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger
add 1/2 teaspoon salt
run cuisinart until mixed
1 cup sugar
1/2 cup heavy whipping cream
1/2 cup milk
add sugar/cream/milk into saucepan
put sauce pan to low heat (NOT A BOIL), stir constantly
stir until dissolved
mix cream into cuisinart SLOWLY as the cuisinart runs (so it doesn't scorch and scramble eggs)
once all mixed, stop cuisinart
pour into pie shell (bottom crust only)
bake at 350 degrees for 1 hr
consistency should be that you can stick a knife into center of the pie, and pumpkin won't stick to knife (comes out clean)
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>>150674393
EE had no chance in TI5
but TI4 C9 had a chance for top 3 but he and Aui fucked it up
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>>150674490
>>150674456
>>150674279
please stop im actually feeling nauseous
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WHEN
THE
FUCK
DOES
MVP EHOME START
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>>150674568
would that be it my good sir?
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STOP JACKPOSTING
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>>150674568
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>>150674694
does he have a dick?
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>>150674568
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>>150674432
there are no pics because she's not even hot, she makes sure no one actually sees her face
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>>150674393
>s4 chocked through every game at ti5
>s4 had 0 new drafts for TI
>EE planning on breaking his record
>this is rtc's fault
>>
>>150674663
Wave of terror
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OH GOD PLEASE LET SHADOW FRIEND WIN PLEASE AHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>150674694
What's the purpose of wearing that skirt? It doesn't even look good.
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>SF
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>kunkka
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>>150674625
Is that before or after he shat it out?
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>>150674694
Whos that boy?
>>
secret getting out draft again lmao
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>>150674568
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>SF
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>>150674764
probably, look at that ass
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>>150674568
>>150674694
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>>150674776
>dindu
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>>150674827
that was the most insane comeback in dota2 history, prove me wrong
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>>150674687
right now
stream 4
>>150674764
>>150674814sry lads it's agirl
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>>150674625
>meatloaf
>medium rare
what in the fuck
>>
Envy and RTZ swapping roles constantly can't be helping this team more than it hurts. They overlap so much
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HELP ME D2G
I ALWAYS CHEER FOR MY BOYS NYX AND KUNKKA
BUT THAT'S SECRET PICKIGN THEM
CONFLICTED
>>
honestly the best part of the food webms is the buttblasted eurocucks acting like they're professional chefs and get to have opinions on what is and isn't acceptable food
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>>150674568
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>>150674827
He deserves so much more than he gets
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Well fnatic are 0-6 so Secret can't fuck this up
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post imma rape you mushi
please
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>>150674841
good
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>>150674015
I cannot believe somebody like Jack posts videos like this and isn't ridiculed by everybody
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Why are the movements so clunky in this game
Please no troll answers
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>>150674694
>>150674904
Names for these before you get banned for three days please
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>>150674807
oh shit im sorry
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>>150674827
what is burdening doing atm
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>>150674950
being able to do that is literally why EE and RTC are on the same team, puppey wanted this
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Pimp Kunkka is the best cosmetic set in the game
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>>150674827
>that fake celebration from mmy
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>>150674568
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>>150675038
because it's not L U L
>>
ENVY IS MID AGAIN
WHY?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>>150675038
So every melee hero wouldnt have a gap closer ability, like your retarded game
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>>150674997
tfw it's just as much work tryna find a trap as it is finding a girl to suck your dick
>>
>>150675038
is lag compensation ;)
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>>150673132
TOO
MUCH
SALT
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>>150675059
making money streaming with his bff rotk
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>>150674827
man i miss TI4 DK lineup. the realest "Our Guys"
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>>150675049
first one is some 4channer's korean gf, there's a whole archive of them, try google searching it
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>>150675123
cuz they're playing an aggressive carry offlane
>>
What are we watching
>>
>>150675136
just find a cute boy and make him wear girls clothes
>>
WHY DON'T WE HAVE A STICKY RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
Best games so far, both days?
EG vs OG 2
OG vs LGD 1
MVP vs Secret 2
All of TNC's games they played today
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>>150675038
Because you are unable turn rate and why it's important
>>
>>150675038
So melee heroes don't all require a gap closer and to provide benefit to flanking your opponent.
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>>150674393
You reminded me that Ayesee isn't at TI6
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uhmmm, 343?
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>>150675252
we don't go fast enough for a sticky
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>>150675158
heart disease #1 killer of clapistanis
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Liquid v VGR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgS7oCV2OTE
Secret vs Fnatic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp8fSj8ONTI
Can someone give me MVP v EHome?
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>>150675038
adds numbers to tinker with balance wise, it also adds a mechanic some spells can abuse.
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Reminder that NA Dota is fucking garbage
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>>150675059
casting at TI i believe
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>>150675252
>tfw all the new mods are faggot numales who don't recognize Dota
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>>150675326
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>>150675038
Just play Io if you can't get used to it.
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>>150673861
>"deep fired and smothered in butt"
alright
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>>150675263
Navi vs VGr, both game. Lategame drow, incredible
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>>150675235
just as hard my nigga
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is EG guaranteed upper bracket now?
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>>150675252
>sticky
>for honeypot stages
maybe for playoffs
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>>150675326
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>>150675038
What's so clunky about it
Leaguefags say this but I never understand what they mean
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>>150675381
europe in full damage control
don't worry you guys have the next major :^)
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>>150675386
maybe if you stopped calling them faggots they'd sticky dota
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>>150675263
TNC game 2 with both EG and LGD were lobsided. their game 1s are among the best matches tho so far in ti6
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I made a mistake senpai.
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>bulba attack cancelling on a neutral rtz is trying to farm
lulba
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>>150674465
lemonade, rouge, ballet slipper
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>>150675381
Reminder that all professional dota is a joke and only memeing theoryshitters actually know how to play this game
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A P O L O G I Z E
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>fnatic is 0-6
>>
S
W
N
L
WHEN WILL YOU AMERIKEKS LEARN?
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because i'm going to bed soon i'm leaving this to you lads
make sure to keep the tab open and save it for your post games fap
https://soundgasm.net/u/alwaysslightlysleepy/F4M-Script-Fill-Wake-up-mister-wake-up-Horror-Supernatural-Erotic-Rape-Snuff
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>>150675564
>escape gaming
>1-9
>they're gonna get shared 12-16th
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>>150675454
no but they're very close
>>
Will fnatic pull a MUFC? lmao
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>>150675556
It's turn rate.
In League they have zero turn rate.
The second you click anywhere, your hero is going in that direction.
The same for cast time.
When they press something, it happens immediately.
So when they play Dota, and things don't happen immediately it feels like lag to them.
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Who here remembers last year when EG won and the based fucking mods made the sticky thread play AMERICA FUCK YEAH for like, an hour straight?
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>>150675627
>you
>>
Is Fnatic worse than Escape
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>>150675627
that 'ROFL' is so expertly timed
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Oh my look at all this balance.
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>>150675523
>Not watching Ayesee
HAMMER = DROPPED
SABRES = RATTLED
ISSUE = FORCED
ANKLES=WET
PUSH = TP REACTED
DOLLAR = SHORT
DAY = LATE
THOUGHT = BETTER
HAND = COOKIE JAR
BUTT = SLAPPED
SKILL = CONNECTED
MUSCLES = FLEXED
WELCOME = OVERSTAYED
WORK = GONE TO
FIGHT = COMMITTED TO
SPOT = ON
GOLD = INFUSED
WICKETS = SPLIT
DAY = AT THE END
>If Ayesee casted TI2
"THE BAGLES ARE STORMING THE RIVER
NA'VI ARE ABOUT TO BECOME BREAD STICKS IF THEY DON'T REALIZE WHAT IS GOING ON
DARKSYLL SHHHH STOP TALKING ABOUT NAGA COUNTERS
BLACK HOLLEEEEEE
THE WEASELS WERE TURNED INTO RATTLESNAKES
DENDI DROPS THE HAMMER TO THE PEDAL ON THE METAL OYOYOYOYOY OPAPOPA OYOYOYOY
DENDI
DENDI
DENDI
IG WERE A DAY LATE A DOLLAR SHORT WITH THAT SMOKE"
Tobi:
>THERE'S YOUR RP
>NOW LODER, HE HAS HIS MJOLLNIAH UP AND RUNNING, BUT WITH HIS TEAM ON THE SIDELINES AND DENDI HAS THE GHEM TO TAKE A CRACK AT DEWARDING, AND YEAH, EASIEST DEWARDING OF HIS LIFE EVEN WITH THE CUDDLE BLAST AND THAT?S ALL SHE WROTE
>IT'S A DISASTAH
>WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR LIVES? - courtesy of CV
BTS studio:
>Oh boy, oh gee, I'm so happy all the time, what do you think Godz, great RP catching 4, right?
>Most people don't know this, LD, but Chinese usually only catch 5 with their RPs. What do you think Lumi?
>Jeshus, I mean, ushually you'd eshpectrf some more pashienss from s4, but yeah, pfllrtbrbrtbtt, they're playing OUT OF THEIR MINDSH
The GD Studio:
>Where's my whisky? You bloody bastards, stop wanking to Soe on 4chan. God dammit, Bruno explain the lanes.
>So, we'll have the Benomancer on the eassy lane, and we're using Ogre Magi because we have no Jakiro. I'm going to repeat it. BENOMANCER. Draskyll?
>I mean, Jakiro is not THAT important of a hero, by any strech of the imagination. I'm not saying he's THAT good, too. It's just that he's pretty much average in most ways, and ends up just being a medium hero over all. Who do you think will be in mid, Weppas, Mag or Puck?
>... Yeah
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>>150675263
DC vs MVP game 1
Watch a dude single-handedly win an unwinnable game for his team
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wait how the fuck is Secret supposed to win anything with Bulba on their team?
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WHY ARE WE NOT STICKIED?
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>>150675670
>F4M-Script-Fill-Wake-up-mister-wake-up-Horror-Supernatural-Erotic-Rape-Snuff
I don't want this
But will end up masturbating to it anyway
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>>1506755
No, they need 1 more victory for it to be guaranteed but even if they go 0-4 they can sitll make it depending on other results
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>>150674904
Found sauce
JEW-001not even trolling
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>>150675787
Bulba is the strongest Secret player though
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LETS HEAR IT BOYS AND GIRLS
M V P HWAITING!
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>>150675454
Statistically, I think if they lose both of their games 0-2 they could be down to tiebreakers
That said, that won't happen and yes they are guaranteed upper bracket because there is no fucking way they lose 0-2.
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>>150675801
It's the fucking group stages, there aren't even a million viewers
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>>150675710
I thought League had cast time? They also have cast animations but they're trash compared to how varied Dota makes them out especially as a balancing tool.
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>>150675717
To be fair to Euros, that pic of America is pretty accurate.
There's nothing of value between the coasts.
Having it filled with Texas is an improvement.
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>>150675842
I won't bother checking
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Cheering for me now huh? Yeah that's what I thought you gook loving fucks
>>
Puppey is god
>>
>BIRD
>>
fnatic are so fucking bad people are gonna believe secret are good
>>
that was actually a really nice play by puppey
>>
Group B has so many free wins
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>>150675773
when's the last time clairvoyance even casted with tobi
>>
>kunkka is a bad disruptor
/d2g/ once again bein wrong
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>>150675564
>all those draws of TL and MVP
God damn
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>>150675854
puppey is the only thing holding them together and stopping them from foing what they just did in game 2 against ehome
>>
Who is Dakota casting with?
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>>150675914
your loss my dude, I'm literally masturbating to it right now
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>>150675842
>it's real
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>>150675326
>wank squad
Was this a game they played? any vods?
>>
what does upper bracket guarantee? a 7-8th finish?
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>>150676015
waga
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>>150675858
>gookshitters
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>>150675897
Agreed, but sadly it's not filled with Texas and we don't deserve to be credited for it. Those other states should just be grey boxes filled with question marks, or joined together and labeled "who fucking cares"
Even us Americans don't care about those states and couldn't name all of them if their lives depended on it.
>>
>this riki
>>150675368
nvm I found it
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>Secret is going to be the only team to lose to Fnatic
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>>150675982
when's the last time tobi even cast anything more like
fucking shekelboy silencing our guy
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>>150675842
>it's true
Holy fuck
>>
ye Liquids not winning TI
for now its between
OG
EG
EHOME
Newbee
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>>150676064
9-12nd
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>>150676090
who is this semen demon?
>>
>>150675381
>midas Alche in TI
GG
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>>150676064
9-12th I think
You could go into upper bracket, and lose 2 series in a row and be out.
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>>150676216
OG fans are pretty delusional
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Secret really are going to lose this, aren't they.
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>>150674904
>vagina
Disgusting.
>>
Threadly reminder that /d2g/ don't root for any team. People here just shitpost on whoever make a mistake. It's easier to be like that and it take no effort to shitpost.
>>
>1500 cast range
>3 second stun
>4 second slow
>10 second CD
>AoE NUKE
>another ability that guarantees you land it or do some mindtrick shit
>also guarantees your ult which is ANOTHER STUN, NUKE and applies a move speed buff
>did we mention it reduces damage by 50%
>>
NO
DAMAGE
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>>150675842
>>150675049
>>150676054
https://www.akiba-online.com/threads/jew-001-saki-shirato-shiriai-dvd-3-87gb.1536234/
>>
If secret don't 2-0 fnatic they are literally garbage
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>>150676272
im an EGfag im just trying to be fair
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>timber saw Ice armor
what will they think of next?
>>
abbadon is owning
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>>150676272
Dude they won 2 last majors
I think they have a pretty good chance of winning this TI
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>x-mark
>torrent
>boat
>arrow
>starfall
>at most brought down to half hp
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>>150676323
t. person with autism who cannot understand people have different views
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>>150676335
and Kunkka required all of that to be an actual pickable hero. Carry Kunkka is still too shit
>>
Did Secret just throw everything into Fnatic and left with much less HP overall than Fnatic's team?
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>>150675210
>korean gf
>in a massage parlor
>basically a prostitute
>4channer's gf
Sounds about right
>>
>>150676323
Speak for yourself fucker.
I'm here to watch EG win two years consecutively.
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>reactive armor
lmao
>>
>>150676494
me on the right
>>
BASED JERAX
>>
JERAXXXXXX
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JERAX WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD
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>pause game
>heros still blink
DEEPEST
LORE
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>>150676498
Honestly can't wait for EG to repeat so yurocucks are put on permanent suicide watch tbhfam
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>>150676494
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Liquid has amazing teamfights
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>>150676494
>>150675210
https://desuarchive.org/gif/thread/8501959/
found it
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JERAX WHAT THE FUCK
>>
there are people
IN THIS VERY THREAD
watching secret fnatic instead of based jerax
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J-GOD
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>>150673519
He works for twitch.
>>
I really wish they'd stop showing off how aged and shitty this game looks on the main stream.
>>
>>150676693
WHAT DID JERAX DO
>>
GUYS GUYS I'M MAXING REAC-
>>
>>150676693
I WAS
WHAT DID JERAX DO
>>
>dis fuggen rubick
god DAMN
>>
>>150676693
i was watching ehome but just switched
what happen
>>
>this secret cast
i wish we actually had good casters
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>>150676641
What happened? I was watching DC vs Newbee
>>
Why is Secret allowed to cheat with these pauses?
>>
>>150676768
Ascended
>>
WHY IS JERAX ALLOWED TO LIVE AMONG MERE MORTALS
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>>150676768
he made blitz and capcum
>>
>people losing their shit over jerax making a play against one of the worst teams in the group
My fucking sides
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>>150676817
I was hoping for OD and Draskyl again but oh well rather watch MingLee and fake Ayesee cast Liquid vs VGR
>>
10 mins ago VGR was pulling away. What happened
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>>150676742
clips twitch tv dota2ti_2 HilariousFoxTooSpicy
as well as multiple roar and swap steals
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>>150674568
>>
>>150676859
to be fair vg.r are playing a lot better today
>>
>Rubick will never be mid again
Just give him like 5 base damage and like 25 damage on Fade Bolt and people would pick him. Nerf his Teleknesis a little so support Rubick isn't insanely dumb at the same time
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>>150675564
the GroupB 5thseed team will get a freewin from ESCAPE
>from 95k ~> 290k$
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>>150676742
>>150676768
>>150676813
>>150676826
Liquid turned the teamfight around, wiped VGR, but Storm had an Aegis. Storm, instead of fucking off, tried to get a cheeky kill on Jerax (Rubick), stunned him, him and his team brought him down to 30%, HP when it was the time for Storm to bail, Jerax stole his ult and followed him with Timber to finish him off.
Pretty good, wish someone made a webm of it, but without sound it isn't that impressive.
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>>150676983
fucking lol'd
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>>150676859
'worst teams in the group' is about to win a game from liquid
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>Team Secret
>Good
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>>150676983
It's not a gracious solution, but it works.
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>>150677070
Holy fuck. Just saw the clips.
Fucking Jerax. I hope he plays like this at the main event.
>>
>>150676983
How many lives did the cat lose?
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>>150672698
Underrated post
Here's your (You), sorry its late, I wasplaying dota
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LET'S GO TEAM SECRET
YOU CAN DO IT! :3
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>>150677114
Liquid is literally shit so that's not really impressive
>>
>>150676983
How the fuck did that cat survive
>>
>>150677307
it was probably grounded so the current just passed through it
>>
>>150677307
aegis
>>
>look at ping pre-MM
>60ms
>check ping after accepting match
>400ms
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>>150677274
yeah! go SECRET!!
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>>150677223
Cat's are pretty resilient.
>>150677307
THe brunt of the shock probably scorched the tree first, after that the current was strogn enough to surpriste the kitty but not enough for lasting damage
>>
why is envy so shit
>>
jerax + 4 EU retards
>>
>>150677414
-ping
>>
>>150676983
>axe and razor gank potm in the woods but she leaps away
>>
are VG.R good?
>>
Another shit draft and another loss for liquid
>>
why is EU dota so fucking disappointing
>>
classic puppey pause
>>
>>150677307
9 lives idiot
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ACTIVATE IT
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>secret is gonna be the first team to lose against fnatic
>>
man I wish Liquid would play with some kind of plan besides le ebin team fights. They can't always outplay their opponents.
>>
>fnatic literally can't beat anyone else, including getting 2-0'd by DC
>secret struggling against them
why can't they play well ffs
>>
If secret loses to fnatic they can really just pack up and go home
>>
FUCKING SECRET GOD DAMN YOU COULD NOT SCRIPT THIS ANY BETTER THIS IS TOO FUCKING FANTASTIC THEY ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO LOSE 0-2 TO FNATIC
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>secret getting dumpstered by the worst team in the tournament
>>
>ee on a hero that slightly requires skill
lol. he is literally at nowhere and he is a mid mirana
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KUNUKKA
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>>150677615
They're a team of good players, and some times they're a good team.
They haven't been a good team this group stage, but that game 1 was sort of a glimpse of what they can do when they're not being retarded.
>>
is secret about to lose to a 0 6 team
>>
OLD FUCKING CHICKEN
HE JUKED THE FUCK OUT OF HIM THROUGH ROSHAN FOG HOLY SHIT
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>>150673327
I tried to fap, but goddamn its so...
fucking boring, holy shit, like 6 pages in and i find myself hating female thoughts
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>>150677698
They lost
theres no way they win
they have no teamfight
no way they come back
the SF is going to become fuckhuge and then they are fucked
>>
>>150677114
Liquid is classic EU dogshit
>>
How does EE even play competitive dota?
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GUYS!
S-stop it... don't be mean to Secret!
They will still win, you'll see!
>>
>>150677728
>kunukka
Is it always the same guy that posts this?
You can say Kunkka in Japanese with no alterations.
>>
SWNW
>>
>>150677780
with some choco matte coffee
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>>150677704
>sumail in the light, rtz in the dark.jpeg
its like poetry at this point
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>>150677414
The ping shown in the server selection screen isn't reliable, you should check in a lobby instead
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>>150677780
He's managed to trick the right people into thinking he's a tier 1 carry
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>>150677858
The light bleached his hair
>>
>secret losing to the worst hero in the game and the worst team in the tournament at the same time
>>
>yurocucks talking mad shit heading into TI
>NA and China are dominating their groups
MY FUCKING SIDES YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
>>
>chotto matte fnatic senpai-tachi
>mush: N-NANI!?
>pld-kun is dc desu
>dont question mark, kisama
>>
There is no escaping him...
>>
>>150677773
bit rude
>>
oh my god draskyl's twitter profile picture
there must be something medically wrong with him, what the fuck
>>
EU dota is terrible.
>>
>sf lives
uh
>>
>>150677703
REEEE WHY CAN YOU BAN BEFORE PICKING
>>
>>150677996
recovering meth addict
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>>150677996
Looks like an AIDS patient that doesnt take his meds
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>>150674568
i got you
>tfw watching yurop play
>>
Remember Team Secret crying about the EU qualifiers?
Now they are getting destroyed by the trashiest team in the tournament. Even if they lose only 1, they are fuckied terribad.
>>
>tune in to secret/fnatic
>EE dies to a rune
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>>150677996
it's called being american
>>
>>150677835
It's also an onomatopoeia
>>
How do we fix secret?
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SECRET
PLEASE ;_;
>>
I wish we had more tournaments like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3usuxiUclQY
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>Used my gold EE and RTZ cards on this
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>>150677996
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>only team with zero wins
>secret lose to them
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FUCKING SECRET IS SO SHIT
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>RTC
what an awful player
>>
I'm so happy secret is getting BTFO and i'm from europe, anyone having ee in team shoud suffer
>>
B A F F L E D
>>
all rtz had to do to place well for TI6 was stay with EG
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>>150678093
>kpopfag watching european dota because his team is getting shitter shattered
Of course.
>>
even DC look better than secret in this point
>>
SECRET DC NEXT
Who is ready
>>
wtf i hate secret now
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>>150678000
?
DC is winning, is there any other EU team on?
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SECRET HOLY SHIT MY SIDES HOW IS ONE TEAM THIS FUCKING BAD EE FEEDING EVERY OPPORTUNITY AND ARTEEZY LOOKING FOR COURIERS WHILE HIS TEAM DIES
>>
>>150677996
holy shit draskyl is a strange person
>>
>>150678093
do they all have the same plastic surgeon?
>>
I'm just downed a bottle of whiskey AMA
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>EternalEnvy
WHAT A FUCKING SCRIPT
YOU CANNOT
I REPEAT YOU CANNOT HAVE A WORSE PLAYER IN PROFESSIONAL DEFENSE OF THE ANCIENTS TWO.
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>Bulba is the most consistent and sometimes best player on New-Secret
How the fuck
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I don't understand why Secret isn't working.
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>>150677603
>-ping on the loading screen
>600ms
Might as well put off playing dotes for today
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>>150678307
>w33 and mysery will finally get their sweet revenge
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why does he wear the mask?
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>>150678349
He spent a lot of time with EG and good puppey
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Can someone post the Jerax webm?
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>>150678374
>EE
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>>150678298
>implying im not watcing mvp and ehome play
Yurop vs yurop dota is as bad as chinese vs chinese
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>>150673783
>chinese bruce wayne
10/TEN
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>>150678374
>EE
>RTZ
>Bulba
i do
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newbee lost game 1 to DC
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Secret is just saving strats for TI
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>>150678389
That's a big support
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>doubting
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Rtz is carrying this shitty team
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DC just beat Newbee.
DC is going to the winner bracket and Secret is going to the loser bracket.
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>Secret losing to Fnatic
>Meanwhile DC takes a game off Newbee
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>Newbee unironically getting bodied by digital cucks
LELMAO
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>>150678270
btfo
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>>150678374
They should've played more scrims
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SECRET IS DOING IT!!!!
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>Fnatic
>0-8
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>>150678476
4 (u)
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>Fnatic choking
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SWNL
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CHOTTO MATTE
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>>150678446
mvp's gonna go 1 - 1 again
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>>150678389
thought that was AM at a glance
good job valve
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>>150678514
>>150678517
Just like in Manilla
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>>150677307
raindrops
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>RTZ on slark
>EE on mirana
>they leap together
greatest love story of our time?
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POST YOUR FACE WHEN SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
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>>150678292
The reason EG is doing so well is because RTZ left
Dudes a fucking cancer on any team he goes on, literally prove me wrong you cant
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>>150678270
He's not a young boy anymore, he lost his passion.
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i thought annedroid did a nice job casting that digital cholos game
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>>150678653
>struggling this hard vs a team with no wins
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artdoors bkbs are really fucking meager this game
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>mushi uses silence on a disabled nyx
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nice of fnatic to outplay secret for 30 minutes then just choke and give up
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>>150678679
i think you should consider drinking bleach
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>>150678602
yeah
they might go 1-1 in all matches
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>>150678725
dont fucking question mark me
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>>150678725
what does old chicken have to do with EE spams?
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>>150678725
All me. Thanks for all the (you)s
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Seamonkies should honestly kill themselves
>take rax
>die to slark like you're in a 3k pub
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YAYYYY!!
SECRET IS GOING TO WIN! :3
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>>150671618
In 4k? Should easily work. Just git gud
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>>150678821
>EE gonna find a way to fucked up for sure
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>>150678725
don't question mark me or my wife's son ever again
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>>150678745
its like mindless robots coming to life the instant the camera comes onto them
amazing
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why dont ppl build abyssal as sf vs slark
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How is this skill balanced???
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>>150678906
Arteezy is poor as shit and he probably needs MKB if he goes abyssal he is going to get fucked by bflys
This game is literally Arteezy+4
its sad to watch
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>>150678906
because that's stupid
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>>150678995
how your mom's balanced on my dick?
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>liquid lost to VGR
>Newbee lost to DC
WHAT IS HABBENING?????
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>>150678897
>>
so hmm
why does alch leave TB-style footprints
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>>150678995
What is the icon supposed to be?
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>>150678906
RTZ need an MKB before anything, the longer drow lives the more they will probably lose the fight
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>>150678995
>not knowing icefrog's formula
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fuck anti-mage players seriously, just afk farms while their carry runs around hitting heroes and buildings the entire game.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2549418721
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>le overrated gook faces
overhyped trashs got hyped up by the gooks lovers on the panel
direct invite lol
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S E C R E T
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>>150678906
abyssal is shit since the vanguard buildup change
>>150679085
>>150679019
>reading comprehension
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>>150679092
>You know the thing about Chaos...
>It's fair.
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>>150679019
>>150679085
he said as sf retards
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>>150679083
The top of her default bow.
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>>150679094
how do you just get thrashed by a fag named ¶ Bunbun †çµmƒo¬më
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>>150679083
top half of her bow
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>Silver Edge Break disables the automatic activation of Borrowed Time
EXPLAIN THIS SHIT
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>starcraft mention
STARCRUMPS ASSEMBLE
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why was fnatic invited to TI6 again?
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>>150679248
nigga i ain't gotta explain shit
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>>150678995
>sub 50% winrate
that's how
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lmao bkb xd
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>>150679175
>>150679206
well you literally just described the exact secret fnatic game going on so i assumed you were asking about this game
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>>150679265
A GOD, TASTELESSI miss the simpler times when you saw a 2nd Factory being built
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>NOT WALKING OVER AND USING SATANIC ON THE CREEPS
RETARDED
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ENVY HATES ON SUICIDE WATCH
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holy shit envy didn't fuck up
the rapture is upon us!
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HOW THE FUCK WERE THEY SO SHIT THEN SUDDENLY BECOME LITERAL GODS WTF SECRET MAKE UP YOUR MIND ARE YOU GOOD OR NOT
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>MVP is good i swear
another big tournament these fags disapoint
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>Lurkers
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Based Secret
I'm so happy right now. <3
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EE SAMA DOING IT
GET REKT
/d2g/ BTFO ONCE MORE
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Secret will never ____
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EE SAMA
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>>150679175
*really good on melee carries since the vanguard buildup change
ftfy
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>>150679456
>implying its not just Fnatic being trash
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>>150679456
>Literal god against the 0-6 team
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>>150679206
>>150679175
>being a faggot
>dark pact shadow dance
>Abyssal gives literally no damage now
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EVERYONE WHO WAS DOUBTING ,CONFESS !
>>
BIG
DICK
LANM
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Holy shit, as someone who watches both league and Dota, its crazy how shittier Dota is than League.
>Worse skill level players on average
>Horrible production on your biggest tournament
>There is literally an item you can buy that turns your team invisible, shitty pointless mechanic
>Runes are kind of a pointless imbalanced mechanic
>Levels of ground / height concept is stupid and overcomplicated
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343 is so shit
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>secret struggling against one of the worst teams
>'yay theyre winning finally!'
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>SECRET EE SAMA XD shitposting when they are beating a team with a 0% winrate
kek
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>>150679546
Me. I will continue to doubt because I have faith in the inside man/men depending on how many fucking sabateurs are on Secret at this moment.
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>>150679583
don't reply
this is bait
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>>150679449
but could you say he fucked up by not fucking up?
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>>150679583
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>>150679456
>literal gods
>playing vs fnatic
nice bait tho
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>>150679540
>be incapable of reading
>last out at people calling you a retard for being unable to read
lmao
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Classic MVP game 1
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>>150679678
no shit. and you just replied.
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>mfw all this fucking damage control from shitposting doubters who got BLOWN THE FUCK OUT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE
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>>150679583
(you)
(you)(you)(you)
(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)
(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)
(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)
(you)(you)(you)
(you)
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>>150679583
>missing uphill is an over complicated mechanic to LoL babbies
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>>150679583
{you|
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>>150679583
(you)
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JUST
BAN
KUNKKA
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>>150679583
go back to your shit game faggot
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>>150679230
bcus hes an awful 1 hero player
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>>150679456
Fnatic is worse than escape, if they don't win this they won't win a single game
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QO COSPLAYING EE
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>>150679723
Americucks are on suicide watch SWNL
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>>150679583
Fine, have a (you) on the house
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>>150677019
I play him mid, but I get away with it because I'm 3k.
Don't worry, I'm not playing during esports
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That fucking escape was exactly like that one spongebob gif about Batrider escapes
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>>150679720
>lolbabb mad as fuck that his shit bait got instantly called out
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>>150679583
>>
Holy shit, as someone who watches both Hots and Dota, its crazy how shittier Dota is than Hots.
>Worse skill level players on average
>Horrible production on your biggest tournament
>There is literally an item you can buy that turns your team invisible, shitty pointless mechanic
>Runes are kind of a pointless imbalanced mechanic
>Levels of ground / height concept is stupid and overcomplicated
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>>150679776
>Americucks
>SWNL
but Secret is American
What did you mean by this?
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LOL MVP is fucking shit
why were they invited? Worst team at TI
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>>150679583
You deserve it at least, for typing all of it out. Didn't read past 'league' though
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>>150679628
>Beating
Arteezy dies its game over
>>150679713
Its not that im incapable of reading, i skimmed through the post because who the fuck would be so retarded to ask why is it a bad idea to get abyssal on SF vs Slark
only you
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>>150679892
Uh... (You)?
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>>150679936
His hero is not one of the killable types.
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