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Orb of Discord Edition

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

Hang out here everyday
>https://discord.gg/ZwBP8Sy
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I like this one desu
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i think this is the real one
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this really is the best one
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Hotfix today or over the weekend?
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(You) betta smash dat mutfafuckin (You) button if (You) up
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ALL OTHER THREADS ARE ON THE 10TH PAGE, USE THIS ONE
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so this is the true thread
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>>150649301
yes
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*plays cs*
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Dubs decides edgy nametag for my CS GO m4 silenced

Or any of my weapons desu
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>>150649471
really?
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>>150649696
Turbo nerd
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>>150649696
Final Solution

Put a mouz and penta sticker on it
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Dubs decides name for default AWP
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Why doesn't Thorin understand that his interest in the world's skill at a game is just as arbitrary as someone's interest in their country's skill at a game?
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>>150649715
really.
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>>150650454
Legal Semi-Automatic Hunting Rifle
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>>150650505
Thorin is autistic cunt.
Our cunt but that doesn't make him any less autistic.
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>stand idle and shoot at the enemy while staying in pattern
>19 damage in 1
>enemy jumps around the corner and shoots twice with an m4
>kills me with two headshots

so this game is pretty ass huh
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dead game general
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>>150652263
yep
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Yo I need somebody to try out a boost on cache
takes like 1-2 minutes max
http://steamcommunity.com/id/dezzion
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how long till they remove the update? that rifle recovery rate is really bad.
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>>150655924
nah youre just garbage my dude
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>>150654461
wtf dont hack me dude
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Post your rare 3fartsphilip images
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Sup gotards
Come on let's join quick
steam://joinlobby/730/109775243399057643/76561198313499959
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rtv 1 more
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>>150658893
rank?
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>>150659479
silver 1
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>>150658189
you're obviously an awper
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>>150652263
Explain how to fix the second scenario
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>>150662041
Shoot him through the wall first
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>>150661023
i never awp in the game my dude
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Uhh?!? gotards?!?
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>>150663269
Let's laugh at quakecon, it's right now and can't go past 4k viewers
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>>150664151
dont laugh at my dying game :c
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>>150664418
HA!
Sorry dude, didn't mean it. But quake people always laugh at me for playing cs
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>mac update changes 32bit to 64bit
>drop to 30fps tops, average 15fps
>play at lowest resolution just to play average
>newest update comes out
>literally 1/2 of my shots don't even register, I'll tap fire 5 times and only shoot twice
>spraying only shoots like 3-5 bullets, then just stops shooting, even though I'm holding down my mouse
I'm fucking done. Fuck you valve. Fuck CSGO. This game is shit now. In only the span of a summer I went from 60fps to 15fps and a buggy shooting system. I quit.
Enjoy your cancer, I'm going back to
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>playing on a mac
theres your problem you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger faggot
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surely there isn't anyone in this thread using >macbook

XD that would be pretty embarassing
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>>150665093
>he plays on a mac
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>mac
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Maybe upgrade to a big mac.
Mhhh...
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>>150665346
>>150665459
>>150665558
>>150665694
>>150665780
>>150666323
Excuse-fucking-me for not having anything else to use, and I can barely buy my food at my shitty income.

Not everyone is a richfag who can afford a gaming PC, and this was handed down by my brother when he got a new computer

>le cancer computer meme xDDD
Kill yourselves, it's still valve's fault for breaking their game twice
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>>150666649
you can probably get a decent pc by selling your shitbookmemememe
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>he's poor
hmhmhm...no class
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https://www.teamliquidpro.com/news/2016/08/04/not-so-s1mple-farewell
https://twitter.com/navizeus4444/status/761203301429960705?s=09
literally crying rn
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https://twitter.com/m0E_tv/status/761336274472972288
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>>150666649
Try eating the macintosh. An apple a day...
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>masturabte to hentai all day
>decide to eat some food
>smoke a bowl and eat food
>look at anime card games online
>decide to play a game of cs
>feeling the flow
>clutch 2 1v4's
>team is patting my back and being nice
>we dominate the shit out of the other team
>gold novas and MG1s everywhere

i dont even care it was fun
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>Me and Zeus both aren't on pro teams
>Me and Zeus are both chubby
>Me and Zeus both have Twitters
>Me and Zeus both like memes
>Me and Zeus both are white
How do I meet up with my twin?
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what the fuck is simpleradar? this is the first time ive ever noticed it in the OP. anyone use it??
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>>150668912
Just a cleaner version of the radar outlines. I was big on reddit like a month ago and I just copy ops so it probably got in around then.
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>>150662389
bravo
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>tfw suck with awp
>tfw playing on Dust2
>in pit with teammate
>he has awp
>gets picked by awper on A
>grab awp and try to pick guy on A
>miss 6 shots before dying
>team kicks me
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is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player


like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow olof has 32 kills"
but u can never remember them.


can u remember a single olof kill ?


but try guardian...u can see the flick
i remember a guardian flick.
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>>>/g/55922680
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NEW OPERATION COMING OUT HOT NEXT THURSDAY
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>>150666649
You can build a system to run this game, 150+ fps, at like 600 bucks my man it aint hard to custom build and pick and choose the right parts, apply yourself fuckboy

>>150671125
kek, stop holding the w button
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>>150672865
Man, I wonder how they could mess up an operation even more.
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is n0thing's dm any good?
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>tfw playing csgo with a buttplug in
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>>150675715
id???????
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BREAKING NEWS

http://cloud9.gg/news/csgo-welcomes-zeus

https://twitter.com/c9_zeus/status/100168215041337

THE MADMEN DID IT!!!
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>>150676134
What's this C9 training meme some guy is trying to force?
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>>150676045
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ERROR_LT
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>>150676248
NTY
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>>150676134
-.-
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what's the most annoying thing to play against?
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I'm going into solo queue

Please pray for me
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>>150677616
>be high silver/low nova
>guy with a meme for a profile picture
>private profile page
>30-40 kills by the end of the game
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>>150677616
with* throwers
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>>150677616
A decent guy that knows how to use autoshotty or autosniper
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>>150677789
*prays for u*
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>>150678024
>>150678042
>>150678056
ok, let me clarify a bit
>it's one of those days where matchmaking fucks you over, and in only a couple round you know you have exactly 0 chance of winning
what do you do to piss the enemy off as much as you can?
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>>150678391
>what do you do to piss the enemy off as much as you can?
Throw my flashes when they start shooting that way they're flashed after they kill me
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>>150678825
>rtz
who?
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Why is having a private profile so bad?

Because its usually smurfs/hackers?

What if I don't want you on my page bitch?
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>>150679786
EE you need to get back in the game
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>>150680129
you're confusing me !!!
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>>150680487
Sick arrow dude
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>>150645572
got more similar images?
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>>150679586
>Because its usually smurfs/hackers?
In my experience the ones that dunk the hardest ALWAYS have private profiles
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>>150681190
SEE NOW YOU LOST
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>moE still has a job with EF
How?
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>>150681527
in what way?
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>>150683057
How did you fucking lose to FNATIC
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https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/761386524214759425

holy shit

how the fuck does thorin do it?

this dude is a genius.
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hazed is /v/
https://twitter.com/CLGhazed/status/761389090654654464
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>>150679586
My profile is almost always private because I'm not a fucking attention whore that has to show his shit off to people.

I cannot fucking stand looking at a profile and it's full of stupid worthless shit like a list of PC parts or something.

What the fuck is the point?
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that is the most reddit post ive ever seen
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I've never lost to fnatic.............
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>>150681778
I just get accused of walling because of a private profile, can be annoying
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>>150685863
0-2 incoming
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>lose all my games where I win the pistol rounds
>win all games where I lose the pistol rounds

my saltiness is compounded by the fact I almost always single-handedly win those pistol rounds
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whats the best knife in the game
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>>150686421

the one where you don't have to ever use it to win
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>>150686304
I mean I've seen plenty wins off pistol rounds, and vice versa

why are pistol rounds so important to y'all?

is it the memes?
>lose pistol, lose the game
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>>150686107
Fucking get in the game. If you make my boy lose again I'm gonna have yoyr head.
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fnatic are beating secret loL!!!!
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>>150686667
fuck u
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this tk v dwg match needs to end already. i want to watch our guys echofox play nahmsayin monica
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http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-08-05-overwatch-has-over-15m-players

>overwatch is the fastest selling PC game of ALL TIME
>over 15m players

No wonder this general has been so dead lately.
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>>150687882
I played overwatch, got a skill rating placement of 65

I guarantee CS lasts longer than overwatch garbage

sure, it'll be popular for a year

and then slowly die, kept alive by WoWfags
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>>150687882
i think diablo 3 was fastest before it.

what a thriving and living game
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Competitive MM is full of cheaters and ESEA hasn't been kind to me. Is face it good? Is there ranked ladders for free players?
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>>150689364
faceit player base is trash
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How much value do katowice 2014 stickers add to skins? Like titan, nip etc
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>>150689839
0 (zero)
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>>150689839
only if you have a valuable skin worth putting it on
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>>150689525
Yeah I felt that from the few games I played. However, i was thinking the higher I ranked, the farther id be from the autists. Is that not true?
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>>150690345
i don't know, I only got to play like 20 faceit games and all of them both my team and the other team was garbage
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damn ronin is getting raped against echofox
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHA

new trade restriction:

-Account A gifts game X to account B
-Account B gets VAC banned in game X
-Account A cannot gift game X any more

rip game resellers? Rip having lots of extra accounts to cheat with?
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>>150691974
source?
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>>150691974

that is a thing now? dunno why it you think its much of a deal

i have multiple accounts and just use the same credit card

dunno why I would use my main to gift games to my secondary
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WHO UP

R N H
n
h
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>>150692410
me
its 9pm and im watching dc vs secret and ef vs ronin
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Allu>pyth
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>>150692886
Allu<pyth
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>>150692886
a better comparison would be maikelele (maikelele > pyth)

allu left of his own volition, nip wanted to keep pyth.
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>do meh last few days
>go read a manga
>suddenly rank up next day

protips:how to rank up

>mfw he thinks I'm lying
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what did he mean by this
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>>150694597
anime ranks u up
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>>150694693
not talking about that
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>>150695324
by what?
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>>150695537
?
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>>150683015
but they died first????????????
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>>150694406
who care
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I would suck Thorin's dick NFL familia.
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>>150699126
you
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>>150697819
Killing of Harambe Harambe with boy.jpg
Harambe grabbed and dragged the boy after he fell into the moat; officials feared for the child's life.
Time 4:00 p.m. EDT
Date May 28, 2016
Muhammad Ali
Muhammad Ali NYWTS.jpg
Muhammad Ali in 1967
Born Cassius Marcellus Clay, Jr.
January 17, 1942
Louisville, Kentucky, U.S.
Died June 3, 2016 (aged 74)
Scottsdale, Arizona, U.S.
Kimbo Slice
Kimbo Slice 1.jpg
Slice in December 2007
Born Kevin Ferguson
February 8, 1974
Nassau, Bahamas
Died June 6, 2016 (aged 42)
Margate, Florida, U.S.
Heart failure
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>>150703078

what the fuck am I looking at
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>>150703434
people with learning disabilities aren't allowed on /csgog/
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ho my god, gold 3 vs gold nova master is so fucking hard compared to 3. I get annihilated every time.
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>>150704543
nah you just suck
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>>150705002
hahaha get baited nerd thats what i was expecting u to say lol!
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Would you rather have

>counter strike skills from 14 or
>programming skills from 14
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>>150706226
aren't both the same?
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>>150706226
from 14 what
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>abandon team right after playoffs lock
>they ffl their first match
hehehehehehehehehehehehe
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I have Zowie ZA11
Razer Goliathus Speed or Steelseries QCK?
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>"If you directly gift a game to someone who gets permanently banned, you won’t be able to gift that game again."
we did it reddit
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since the last windows update, my cs:go won't launch.
Tried cache etc already, still does not work.
Does anybody have a solution?
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>>150713091
try restarting. i was having problems but a restart fixed it idk lol
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>camp at the spawn as Ts
>CTs just rush in round after round and die
>accuse us of being premades
>no one even talks except one russian guy not even other russians seem to understand


truly CSGO players are more skilled than COD pleb amirite?
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>>150714824
>tales of silver matchmaking
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>>150714974
It was silver indeed. Why the fucking fuck does GO have a retarded system when you can lose the rank if you don't play for some time that's horsefucking bullfuck It took me AGES to get to MGE and now I have to start from the scratch I hope Gabe fatfuck Newell will choke to death on a burito, Valve is a dog shit kike company
>hurr let's add microtransactions to a P2P game
>hurr let's add a premium account to P2P game (TF2 before it went F2P)

fuck this nigger cunt company of faggots and dykes truly ISIS is the best thing that happened fuck the west
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>>150715346
I always get DMG after redoing my placement matches desu. I have some friends I often play premade with and they get silver or gold after theirs though, it's really strange. If you're good you'll skip ranks all the way up to upper gold before it starts taking a little time though.
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meeting my trap bf soon lads :3

we're gonna have fun and might play some csgo later
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is there a difference between 128 and 64 for smokes and other nade throws? like if i figure out set smokes for 128, will they work on 64?
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>>150716130
there is difference
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>>150706226
i have both and im not even 14 yet lmao xD
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>>150716231
well fug :DDDDD
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my gf cheated on me lol

time to wallow in csgo

lets go boys lol
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>>150716620
Faggot I bet it was with a nigger this is what you get for being a western betacuck.
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>>150716702
it was like a 45 year old dutch guy lol we're early 20s fucking slay me haha when did they change the gun sounds lol
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>>150709991
bump
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>>150716936
go to best buy and buy the most expensive mouse your mom can afford
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>>150716990
lol
So toxic
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>>150717093
lol
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>>150716936
qck

it doesn't really matterrrrrrrrr

go ask in discord
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>>150717313
rrrrrrrrrr?
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dead fucking game lmao page 10 OMG LOL
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>>150718202
the only thing that kept this thread alive was gambling and match banter and now its basically done since the meme is over
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>>150717485
desu the first thing i did when i joined discord was block r

best thing i've done all week
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>>150717313
are you fucking serious is there a csgog discord

csgog really did fucking die huh
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if any1 wants to play us east at lem hmu http://steamcommunity.com/id/MDE

only chill peeps no crybabies thanks
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just cashed out
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>>150719243
I'd play with somebody else, but not you. Sorry.
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>>150719592
go for it
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>>150719243
too high rank for me
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>>150719243
too far away from me
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>>150719243
too gay for me
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>>150719102
why? ;_;
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>didn't get even one non dust map second day in a row

did people completly abandon other maps?
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our lad is streaming
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>s1mple: gj oskar
>oskar: ty... my new teammate
NAVI OSKAR CONFIRMED

RIP GUARDIAN
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Terros have no decent handguns.
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>>150724357
>what is glock
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>>150724428
A miserable little pile of shit.
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>>150724239
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gunplay feels smoother now it took Valve merely 4 years to fix it good job Gabe you fat fuck

also

new sounds > old sounds
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>>150724903
its not even the aimlock that makes it obvious, fucking look at his reaction
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>>150724903
>>150725065
Pollo leave
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>>150724903
>can't play with fucking WH
>counter strike ''pros''
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>>150719172
Every general has a discord nowadays, anon
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>>150716023
How soon? Where do you two live?
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based on what you see here, pls give some tips on how to get better
t. new to the game
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Are cheaters still a problem in this game? Worth coming back to?
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>>150726203
Yes and yes
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>>150726291
I made up my mind. Yes and no.
I should stop playing this shit too.
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do valve servers force graphic or network settings ?
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>can't play 4:3 stretched because of AMD and windows 10
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>>150726940
delet this

you can tho
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>>150726940
>i have no idea how computers work
check ur monitor options, it should allow u to enable "stretch" if its 16:9
>wanting to stretch with the AMD driver
jesus fuck how dumb are you
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>>150727071

what how, the customs resolutions shit isn't working for me

>>150727086

worked fine before win10, my fault for upgrading i guess
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>>150726940
How stupid can you be?
>wants to play 4:3
Never mind.
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>>150727186
>worked fine before win10
WHAT worked fine? Stretching the screen via the AMD driver?
you should be able to do exactly the same using those little buttons on your screen if you navigate the menus a bit
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i cant believe TF2 is made by the same company than CSGO
most rubbish "competitive" ive seen in my life
cant they just copy paste the system from csgo?
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>havent played for two months
>play with discord
>do OKAY
This is a good feel
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>not using discord just for chat and switching to mumble for actual comms with its objectively better voice codec
s m h
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>>150727895
Discord codec seems okay and its comfy. I dont want to switch
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Why aren't there any community DM servers with good people in them?

Everyone seems to have crouch pushed in at all times and have aim like shit, I really don't see any reason to go there and practice aim when I can get 5.0 KDA before even being warmed up
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>two teammates are russian 12 year olds, one doesn't have a mic
>carry hard
>not hard enough
>lose
>tfw
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>>150728989
brutalcs
>>
GUYS

WHAT IF

WHAT

IF

THE AWP

(AYY DOUBLE YOU PEE)

ACTUALLY

TAKES SKILL
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>>150729742
nice joke lmao
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>>150729742
I dont see how that's possible
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>>150729742
that wouldnt be cs tho
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>>150729226
>look at me i'm gn2 and they are so bad because i play like gnm and the ranking system is so unfair :^(

You are still shit
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>>150728989
Fragshack is pretty good, am supreme and only get like a 1.5 kd ratio.
Im still shit though so i dont really know.
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>>150731183
>bullying
>in csgog
THIS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
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>>150731343
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>>150734057
>>150731343
Fragshack FFA EU have prob the highest gathering of pro and semi pro player. You won't find a higher skill community server. Brutal is trash compared
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>>150734786
brutalcs literally has the highest density of top tier pros of any server worldwide other than private servers used for matches
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>>150734982
Brutalcs only have nip and fnatic that play there "sometimes". All the best players from Poland, Germany, UK and even the french (French also have their own servers that are really good). Spent countless hours in brutal and i rarely see any pros or semi good player while fragshack i can join and see alot of semi pro players from all over eu. Also the skill diffrence in brutal and fragshack is huge. They only have 1 FFA in EU filled to the brim with skilled players. If you want to DM FFA on the highest level queue up in on their FFA server
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>>150736547
rofl ok tarik go cuck yourself
>>
>>150736547
They don't have 1, they have alot mroe then that, forgot they added like 7 since 2015 sorry
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>>150736749
you're claiming to know what you're talking about meanwhile you dont even know this rofl ok
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>>150736594
>>150736547
Can you take your debate over to your local imam instead of posting on a non-Euro message board? Thanks.
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>>150737183
it's not a debate if I'm objectively correct by every possible measure
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>>150737649
Take it to the imam, no one here cares.
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>>150737762
kill myself
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>>150734982
Brutal have only Swedish and norwegian shit kids, not a singel good player at Brutal almost
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>>150737183
>Implying the Japanese aren't true allies of Europe
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>asus rog summer

Please don't make me suffer through an entire weekend of Natu.

Who's casting the games by the way?
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>>150738461
>be a sleepy finn
>inexplicably given a casting role
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>>150738461
our gay boys
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>>150738461
Gear up for some "to be honest with you", endless stuttering and wanna-be American English with cringy fake Texas accent.

Lurpis is decent tho
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>>150738760
maybe the accent comes with obesity
>>
Who surf gods her?
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>>150740453
I'm straight sorry
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>>150740563
Stay gold nova scrub
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>>150740594
>>150740563
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>>150740717
>tfw nobody watches you whip but you still nae nae
>>
Page 10 bump
>>
Is rog played on the new patch? Also what anime do i have to watch to git gud????
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>>150744735
Nisekoi
>>
>>150744735
yes and cute animes are best!!!
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>>150744735
>Is rog played on the new patch?
Yes.
>>
Is cs a chad game?
>>
>>150725778
>here's a clip of me getting a lot of kills because I'm trying to show off my skill, though I'm gonna pretend I'm asking for advice, also I move and aim like a fucking retard

t. fuck you
>>
>>150744735
Hunter X Hunter (best shounen ever made)
>>
I'm not even joking when I say this, some guy just offered me some skins through a normal steam trade on the steam app and now my mum is convinced that I conceived a virus on my computer because no one on the Internet gives out free shit without a reason.
>>
>>150748660
nice reddit
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>>150745496
That's not JoJo
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>>150749532
never watched it but it looks REALLY gay and shallow so i'm probably still right
>>
>>150749625
It's fake gay and the jokes are deep but the plot isn't.

Best shounen. HxH is shitty shota bait made for kids who want to be elitist to Naruto and DB fags.
>>
>>150749783
>but the plot isn't.
yea sounds like a waste of time then smdh
>>
>>150744735
Umaru my nigga
>>
>>150750142
kys
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>>150749889
You mean compared to HxH "the cup weights 50 kg because everyone is soooo epic"
>>
>Moses in LA (Also somehow in Finland)
>Tarik in LA
>Moe going to LA
What's going on...
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>no gambling killed us
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>>150750954
moses has a twin sister who looks exactly like him
>>
>>150750954
Forming a new team. Moe has been talking about it.
>>
this is not ez4ence my dudes
>>
>>150751171
Does she also use his Twitter?
>>
>>150751042
it's sad I always thought gambling was shitty and the worst part of the community but as soon as I heard it was going I knew it would kill csgog
>>
maybe csgog dying would be a good thing
>>
>buying an awp on an eco round
>>
www.twitch
.tv/mlg

kek
>>
>>150753589
>not going glass cannon and being the hero your team deserves
its like you hate winning
>>
anyone else catching xantares cheat again and again? why can't Sadokist call him out?
>>
Why do dindus hate CS but love fighting games?
>>
>>150754512
its all about the intellimouse my dude
>>
im black
>>
My boy Richard Lewis telling the truth.

https://youtu.be/Q0JaCZd-fqE?t=669
>>
watched xantares for the first time. dude is literally one of the best entry fragger
>>
>>150755176
fighting games are all about raw reflexes which blacks have, cs requires some amount of intelligence but also some spatial awareness that negroes lack
>>
>>150758097
rl comes across as so thick but he's the only one actually saying many things
>>
Good FFA dm songs?
GOAT jaden Smith
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah2Rrv4VzfE
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>>150762524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwP767rKhHU
>>
>>150762524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U13LvMt27ps
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>>150762749
n-no thanks
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>>150762524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIwnCUC1x7U
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>>150763451
now this is truly awful
>>
>>150763451
>>150764076

I refuse to belive you guys listen to this
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>>150764180
>>150764186
bunny bunny is good :c
>>
>>150762524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE
>>
>>150764293
nah
>>
>>150762524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tuu58VCKfdM
>>
>That guy who is LE+ and can't finish a tier 2 map

You should just derank asap
>>
>>150764537
its like what 13 year olds would call cool
>>
>>150764537
>>150764309
>>150763451
If you enjoy this music you should consider killing yourself
>>
>>150763480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALmGVSqr91E
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>>150762524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amPsxN0ZWP8
this shit always sends me into overdrive
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>>150764186
Why is it so hard to believe?
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>>150762524
ONLY ONE TRUE ANSWER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI
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>>150765627
This my jam
>>
>>150765627
>patt
hell ye
>>
>>150765627
bunny bunny is way better
>>
>>150765627
its like, after csgog disappoints u so much u lose hope but then sometimes u just gotta party all the time
>>
>>150766094
kill yourself lol
>>
>play mm
>get 3 ppl in a row only using r8

nice gotards, nice
>>
>>150768183
>G O L D N O V A
>>
>20min wait time
LITERALLY DEAD GAME
>>
>>150765627
solid track my man

didn't know I needed that
>>
>>150766413
that's not funny
>>
>turn up russian hard bass music so loud i can't hear my own gunshots anymore
>do a lot better at the game

explain this
>>
>>150774092
higher adrenaline throughputs --> better reaction times, higher concentration

Now try to combine this with in-game sounds and you'll be a pro in no time.
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i just got qued up with 3 people who were in a derank guild

they did nothing for the first 2 rounnds and then kicked me after i called them faggots and asked everyone to report them

is there a way to stop this bullshit without grouping up with other people? what kind of retarded bullshit game is this that there are people who purposely grief others like this?

is there some kind of purpose to derank? like is it to stomp newer players in lower ranks? if you like doing that why not just play casual?

im gn2 with 12 comp games won

wtf kind of game is this
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holy shit this general is so dead. literally 1 post an hour
>>
>>150775664
wtf is there to talk about? people just play this game, like there's nothing to talk about.
>hurr durr im mg2 and people troll my game because they wanna shit on people who are gold nova.. h-how do i deal with this xd
>>
>>150775203
>is there some kind of purpose to derank? like is it to stomp newer players in lower ranks?

That's normally the purpose, yeah.

I've had this happen once a long time ago, and it was the enemy team. They did /kill in console for a bunch of rounds.

This sort of griefing is perma bannable I think, if they are caught in overwatch.
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>>150775664
okok game time! Post em and guess rank!
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>>150775203
A lot of this shit could be removed with unranked 5v5. Too bad Valve doesn't care.
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>>150687882
overwatch doesn't even have a pause function. Fucking garbage when someone decides to reload at half time or if someone disconnects right before sudden death.

I just ranked up to MG2 after months of winning so can we have a party?
>>
>>150687882
>over 15 million players
>hovering around 20-40k Twitch viewers

hmm... really makes you think
>>
>>150776883
the game is actually good so people would rather play it than watch it
>>
>>150776883
Its casual as fuck, boring to watch and boring to play
>>
>>150775664
just let it die ffs
>>
>>150777007
>Overwatch
>good

Enjoy your 20 tick bloat servers with in-game store that's already on life support by popular streamers literally getting payed in cash to stream it.

It'll be dead within 6 months.
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post your yfw when you never fell for the overwatch meme
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>>150687882
overwatch is a shit game

i permanently quit dota after like 3 years of intense play, 3000 matches+, etc

csgo is a infinately better game. i couldnt stand overwatch. and im being completly unbiased, i started csgo and overwatch at the same time
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>>150779228
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>>150779228
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>>150779228
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>>150779228
>>
>update
hotfix????
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Any of you faggots from EU awake and wanna join a lobby so we can queue?
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>>150782249
ask discord, they are the ones that play
>>
>>150779228
i only got it because a friend of mine really wanted to play it with me when it came out because we tried the beta and had fun, and we both quit dota together

dont even ask me how i had a close friend as a 25 kv neet on bux. i literally am the most antisocial person in existence and i bought this game because of a friend
>>
>>150762524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gpdNkVnAuo
>>
>clg hired imapet
haha joke org
>>
>be _v i $ u Δ L
>no friends
>lmao
>>
>>150784352
who's that nerd?
>>
https://twitter.com/noshirt_tv/status/761723525031923712
its on
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>>150778639
>it'll be dead in a month
>it'll be dead in 2 months
>i-it'll definitely die in 6 months!
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>>150786282
dazed is a lot cooler than tarik 2bh
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>>150786282
oh baby a csgo streamer fight
>>
>>150786282
Dazed is right. What Dazed said on stream was right also.
>>
>>150786282
Ban this hatespeech
>>
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and dazed comes out on top

who would've thought
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>>150786282
how can one guy be so fucking based?
>>
>dazed calling tarik a faggot
oh boy reddit is gonna have a hissy
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Tarik LITERALLY btfo

Can he ever recover?
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tarik is finished god damn
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So Dazed is officially our guy now right?
>>
is this the end of dazed as we know it?
>>
>>150788735
it is just the beginning
>>
>>150788734

was there even any doubt before?
>>
>>150788734
he was always our guy
>>
>>150788860
will it result in him killing himself?
>>
didn't warden get removed from rank s for doing the same stuff roo did
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>>150788734
holy trinity of our streamers

moe, steel, dazed
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Our actual guy has arrived in our guy Dazed stream
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>>150789004
no, roo picked a bad team, still topfragged and played. warden never played well in rank s and just threw to end the game
>>
>>150789041
steel is dead to us, fucking overwatch wimp
>>
>>150789043
>>150789043
>joemygod donate
l e l
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this is the best dazed has been in months desu
>>
If Dazed wasn't already banned reddit would've gotten valvE to ban him over this shit
>>
>you should be wearing sweatpants

Even our guy Dazed knows adult males shouldn't wear shorts in public.
>>
>>150789429
who /comfort/ here
>>
Dazed unbanned when??
>>
>in his late 20s
>wasted is life playing video games and cant even play them for money now
>makes a living from 14 year olds
>no irl friends
>no gf
is dazed the most pathetic person of our generation?
>>
>>150789415
THANKS MOE ASSAD
>>
>>150789572
redditer alert
redditer alert
redditer alert
redditer alert
redditer alert
redditer alert
>>
>dazed says stuff
>people give him money so other people can notice that they agree with him
holy shit true businessjew right here
>>
>>150789572
>making money by doing literally nothing
>pathetic

dude found the cheat code to life you jealous faggot
>>
https://clips.twitchtv/godazed/BloodyJackalWholeWheat

LOL
>>
hey guys what stickers should i put on my ak (besides kawaiikillers)?
>>
/r/ing original clip where dazed rightfully calls that NA reject a retard
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>>150789802
dazed deserves every shekel he gets right now

he's a legend
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>mfw souce doesn't render the invisible characters in my name and admins can't ban me
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>>150789870
TARIK BTFO
>>
reddit is literally defending dazed right now
>>
>>150790302
proof that nobody likes a roach
>>
>>150790216
>!admin
>ban player
>press whatever number key has weird squares next to it

???
>>
>>150790302
Is reddit now our guys?
>>
>>150790368
proof that youre reddit if youre defending dazed
>>
do people actually like tarik tho? nigga is straight garbage my dudes
>>
>>150790470
shoo shoo turk
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>>150790470
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>>150790470
>>
>>150790470
howdy reddit
>>
>>150790752
r/globaloffensive is objectively better than csgog
>>
dazed is officially following people that donate

shieeeet
>>
I doubted myself after 30 boxes. I feel accomplished.

https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensiveTrade/comments/4wdr32/pc_karambit_gamma_doppler_p4_mw/
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Apologize.
>>
>It's a "worst player on the team spends the entire game calling everyone else bad" episode.
>>
LOL moe's mod got owned
>>
>>150791904
good.
>>
>>150791904
what happened exactly
>>
>>150790302
Today
Today reddit
Today reddit are okay
r/globaloffensive only
>>
>>150792478
Mod hacked, guy spawned his link, that's it.
>>
FGB GETTING RAPED BY DAZED
CAN THIS MAN BE STOPPED?
>>
fgb literally crying about dazed being a big meanie lmao
>>
>>150792820
Dazed is the Trump of CSGO
>>
So my budy despite my warning bought 5 cases and somehow got a fuckin knife M9 bayonet Lore. Now he wants to sell that shit and I agree with him but neither of us know were or how to do it. So any advice? I dont want him gettin scamed.
>>
https://twitter.com/FGBcsgo

>literal poo in loo
>>
>>150793260
give me password I can help, brother
>>
>>150793340
You seem like a legit and well trusted broker my username is xX420_WeedKi11a_420Xx and my password is Password1.
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>>150793854
classic meme t b h
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Lads
How do I stop sucking ass at this game?
>>
/r/thick
/r/ass
>>
>>150794282
look through walls
>>
>>150794282
nyaa.se
>>
>>150796095
What does downloading weeb shit have to do with anything? Also I'm on AnimeBytes because I'm not a pleb
>>150795628
Seems like cheating
>>
>>150796234
>Seems like cheating

nah even the pros do it
>>
>>150674647
They should make the operations cheaper and with more frequency, like at very least 4 each year.
Also, some way to reward people playing the maps. Wildfire lasted for I dont even know how long and I never played a single comp match in the op. maps.
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>>150796293
Ok how do I do it
>>
m0es girl is p ugly 2bh
>>
>>150796234
>AnimeBytes
>Not a pleb tracker
xD
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>>150796832
Better than nyaa
What do you use oh wise one
>>
does anyone ACTUALLY enjoy valve matchmaking?

i have like 350 ohurs in this game and i spent the vast amount of it in casual or on aim servers where little kids are screaming at the top of their lungs and its just a chill vibe

i have a total of 13 comp wins and i calibrated at gn2. in the past 5 games I SHIT YOU NOT, i SWEAR ON MY LIFE ive had nothing but derankers, retarded shitskins who cant speak english, 3 out of the 5 games ive had someone abandon in the first 3 rounds on my team

ive won 1 match in the last 5. 4 of them had derankers on it. one was so blatant it had 3 latin american spics who's clan tag was derankers who were afk in spawn every round

and its always 2 ppl at the very least who are derankings so u cant kick them because one always votes no

its like even if u get a 5man stack aparently in the higher % of skill brackets in the valve MM system there is a much higher % of hackers than others players like ESEA

im probably going to get ESEA and regularly be D- rank. but hopefully there wont be derankers there and its 128 tick
>>
>>150797036
>>150796832
literally what is the difference, they both dispense the same product
>>
>>150797418
dont go on esea youll ruin my fucking pugs you shitty
>>
>>150794339
/r/pawg/
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>>150797536
You wanna know how I know you're an ignorant pleb?
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>>150797540
isnt there a ranking system that puts similarly skilled players together? i mean surely it doesnt jsut add you with random players

if ur good then just play with the other s ranked ppl =DDDD otherwise stop talking??? =DDD
>>
>>150797692
Stop grandstanding and answer the question, nerd. Or are you perhaps so uneducated that you pretend to know something but actually have no idea?
>>
>>150797823
>he thinks esea matchmaking works
stay on faceit you sub 5rws retard
>>
>>150797850
Animebytes has more seeded content, better organized content, better layout, no thread of dmca notices up the ass, and has a far better community that isnt full of turd worlders and 12 y/os.
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>>150798005
all inconsequential things, but thank you for answering.
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>>150798095
>more seeded content and in effect more content available
>better sorting
>inconsequential
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>>150798005
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK FACEIT EVEN IS

OR WHAT CEVO IS. literally i just learnt about cevo today.

like im new and bad at the game. and thats OKAY. i have no problem being D- rank or lower or the lowest rank. i just want to play with non derankers and people who legit try to win

and im sure the reason ur not s rank is because all the random noobs who come into your game, not your flawless aim or game decision making =*(((((((((((((
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>>150798302
>can't even reply right
heres your last (You) you reddit fuck
>>
>>150798590
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

it seems like people who play csgo are on average dumber than people who play dota, and more agresive and more prone to mindless insults. they usually all have a very high ego of themselves

anyone else who came form the dota community or starcraft or other game communities notice that? honestly some legit retards browse these parts 'round here who all think theyre god.

it actually triggers me because they are spoilt by being into such a good game like csgo. like i could write a book on why csgo is better than dota in like every single possible way imagineable

like i know if any nigger EVER calls me a redditor he's a genuine moron. i dont know. i think csgo is a really lovely game and its objectiely better than like so many other games, but the community doesnt seem on par with the game

"omg shut up retard XD, ur garbage BYE"
>>
>>150799342
LMAO be less rump roasted skrublet

git gud
>>
>being a bombcuck
>>
So how significant is this tapping change?
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>>150793297
I had no idea who FGB was until he started popping up in these Rank S games even though he's never made a good play in his life.
It all makes sense now.
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>>150802051
play the game and find out....?! doy
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>>150802051
literally cant spray anymore
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>>150804543
?
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>>150804987
????????????????????
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>>150804987
dont question mark
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>>150758097
>spams videos on skin gambling bullshit that is being rendered irrelevant by valve's C&D attempts
>suddenly does a video on G2A because 18 year old dumb fuck nobodies on reddit suddenly decided to become moral crusaders on key-theft in the past few weeks

His videos lately have been annoying as fuck. Richard's value comes from him occasionally saying shit that pisses off virtue-signalling college kids on social media, not perpetuating circlejerks so he can get more views.
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>>150805174
fuck i wanted t o post this
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>>150805349
why did you want to post that?
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>>150805462
its a fresh meme
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>>150805287
%?
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>>150805287
>>spams videos on skin gambling bullshit that is being rendered irrelevant by valve's C&D attempts

what does this mean? his videos shed light on the subject and helped put a lot of pressure on valve, i would say they are the opposite of irrelevant.
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>>150806567
Why would you or anyone pretend to know that his videos actually affected Valve in any way. But even assuming they did

"His videos shed light on the subject and caused valve to step in" has nothing to do with "his [new] videos are being rendered irrelevant by valve stepping in"
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>>150758097
>G2A is bad
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>>150807014
Looks like I made the mistake of replying to a downs syndrome kid.
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>>150807165

hi g2a
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the devil is alive in me
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>>150809292
What do you have to show for all this time spent? By my calculations that's about 32 full days you could have spent doing something productive
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>>150810264
like playing another game? who care
>>
>>150810264
700 hours is nothing
>>
>>150810264
why would I give a shit about time spent and who I can show what I've done with it?

You are accountable to yourself and yourself only in this life, anon.
>>
>>150810423
Like learning a valuable skill
Or you could have worked and made $$$
>>
>>150810635
yeah but we're here on 4chan so i'm not normal so why would i care about that shit
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>>150796234
>>150797692
>>150798005
>>150798267
>>
why are all germans faggots?
>>
ah, a europoor who thinks he's superior to other europoor countries
>>
its funny when a guy triggers and walls but doesn't know how to do quick knife kills

salty af
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>>150812337
Don't they all?
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Just got into MG, I'm still averaging 2.7+ k/d a game and mvps galore, when does it slow down? Past dmg?
>>
who /dazed/ here?
>>
>so bad I literally am silver

can you guys give me some yt tutorials on getting myself out of here?
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>>150812959
just watch a bunch of steels yt videos
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bump for finding friends in casual
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>top frag every rank s
>still banned
lmao
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>>150816601
wanna play retake? region?
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cummies for the cummie god
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how do I make my game whitewashed like this?
>>
only pistols allowed in warmup
y/n
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>>150821770
y

warmup warriors are annoying
>>
>>150821770
sure

normally i buy a rifle, go die, then try to get it back with glocks
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>>150821846
B-BUT MUH EBIC TRIPLE AWP CORNERCAMP!!!!!
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Serious question: Why is this general so dead?

Is it because of gambling and betting being banned?
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our guys tyloo is playing soon my dudes

>>150821770
deagle and armor
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>>150821951
people are too busy playing the game :^)

The real reason is that new players are forced to eat shit for 21 levels and so the playerbase slowly erodes.
>>
>>150822179
>new players are forced to eat shit for 21 levels
?
t. new player
>>
my gf cheated on me lol

trying to drown my sorrow with csgo haha

she keeps telling me she loves me rofl headshoot with ak
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>>150822251
You can't get Prime matchmaking before that.
>>
>>150822179
who care....

(btw do we still meme this way I havent been to csgog in a while)
>>
>>150822368
who care..
>>
>>150822368
yes
>>
>>150822368
I care............
>>
guys make some posts so I dont feel lonely
>>
>>150822312
fuck, i'm level 18 and just came back from a break
that's why literally all my games were 50% smurfs
>>
*makes post*
>>
>>150822805
make sure you have a phone number on your account, once you hit 21 you get to play prime which is basically like slightly better than old matchmaking at the cost of making non prime mm unplayable awful shit
>>
>>150822893
hey its me again also make sure you post your phone number on csgog so I can call you and ask you out for a date
>>
*plays cs*
>>
>>150821951
not much to talk about, people play the game, look for people to play with in our discord
>>
>>150824091
Girls do aswell
>>
>>150824259
I mean girls without penises
>>
Why did they remove cruise? It was my favorite map.
>>
>>150824287
Even thoose girls
>>
>>150824304
it was part of the operation, you can still find it on the workshop
>>
>>150824304
valve knows that the conservative cs playerbase is scared of change and new things and so removes new maps as quickly as possible so that everybody can go back to playing the same 30 year old maps again and again without any changes
>>
>>150824352
>>150824392
What the fuck? But no one plays workshop maps. So they will never return? Literally why? Whats the point?
>>
>>150824446
yeah every single community server is either some shit or meme game mode and nobody plays workshop maps so yeah they're gone forever lol how about queuing up some cs_assault again though lol
>>
>>150824446
Raking in the dosh from kiddies who buy operations.
>>
>>150824446
seaside, motel, agency, blackgold, season lol fuck all of them lets hit up dust eleven again lol
>>
>>150824559
>every single community server is either some shit or meme game

There are propably good servers out there, but they are impossible to find because the server browser lacks features that we had in ASE a decade ago.
>>
>>150824653
I mean yeah except there really aren't good servers anymore, I know the entire community server list, there are less now than when csgo launched even though the playerbase is over 10x larger

matchmaking and queues killed community servers for real cs

people on play dm, surf, etc
>>
whats with all the dazed love
>>
>>150825240
He repeatedly called tarik a faggot for being against bullying and called FGB a hypocritical retard.
>>
>>150825240
faggots
>>
>>150825240
I dont know why anybody gives a shit about any twitch whore
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show ur cancerous viewmodels
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>>150826829

>1280x1024
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>>150826829
couch the true nigga model
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>>150826829
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>>150827436
>Russian deranker
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>>150827560
im not russian?????
>>
I fucking hate this so fucking much. I'm so much smarter and more knowledgable than you fucking subhumans. But whatever I do, I cannot out-dicuss you in here because no matter how well-thought or brilliant my posts are , all you need to do is go 'lellelele, you mad cuck ;^)????' It's not fucking discussion in here, you are not capable of discussion, it's throwing shit at each other until someone, me, usually, since I have better things to do, decides he had enough and then the shit-eating faggot I was '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''arguing'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' with goes 'hehe, my discussion skillz are the best ;-]'
>>
*tips fedora*
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>>150828018
aim better
>>
>join comp game
>wait for whole team to connect
>hi guys
>nobody replies
>anyone else got a mic?
>nobody replies
>oh great, no mics, we're totally gonna win this one
>ofc getting our shit kicked in because no mics
>at round liek 12 one guy says some joke i don't even remember
>two guys laugh
>what the actual fuck
>flip the fuck out
>chill brah is just a gam
>they're silent for the rest of the game
>lose
guess the rank
>>
>>150830750
mg2-dmg
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>>150830836
smfc :^)
>>
>>150830750
>>150830836
>>150830975

Funny enough mic communication almost dissapeared when I ranked up from nova to mg.
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>>150831187
kys
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>>150831207
>dissapeared
baka
>>
>join game
>RUSKI EST
>zero info
>goes omg nup at every temmate that dares to die
>bottomfragging
>every round sits with an AWP on bench in the bottom of 2nd mid
> You abandoned last match
>>
>>150831391
evry tiem
>>
What is the average hours played for people who post on /csgog/ ? I feel like a lot of the comments I see are from inexperienced people.
>>
>>150831358
Fuck you english is a stupid language anyway.
>>
>>150831481
800h
>>
>>150831481
I have +2k but this is my first CS soooo
>>
>>150831481
i have ~300
but around 10k in 1.6+source
>>
>>150831536
This is reassuring

>>150831721
The other games help I think. I have a gap of 1.6 on my brothers account and then got csgo

>>150831518
Grind
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>>150831481
I got 2.7k but it's my first cs aswell
>>
>be on A
>"they're on B, rotate"
>somehow moving from A to B constitutes a rotation
>because i am clearly moving following an arc of circle
gotards??????
>>
>>150832019
I don't know how much it being your first cs matters. I used to play cs before i knew what it was. 6-8 years later ended up playing go. Now about to hit 3k
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>>150832093
>OMGITSB
>rotating
>bomb planted
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>>150831481

i got around 300

i'm MG2

i don't get how i can be so incosistent in this game, one game i'm a god the next one i can't hit the easiest shot, guess i should fall for the dm for 500 hours meme
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>>150832287
delet this
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>>150832151

Every fucking time.

>ruski sees one guy on A
>CHEEKI BREEKI IT'S A
>IT'S A, NUBS COME
>stay on B
>three guys bumrush you and plant the bomb

??????
>>
>>150832287
Use a combo of aim_botz and dm for 2-3 hours a day, and you'll be doing good in a week or 2
>>
>>150832357
> ??????
omg nup wai u die
>>
Oleksandr Kostyliev @s1mpleO
Vacation in Egypt ,coming to airport now

why are slavs so fucking stupid in.....EVERYTHING?
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>>150719476
good on you, my man


>>150645572
>mfw there will never be Souvenir AK47 | Black Laminates
-dust2
+vertigo, it's time
>>
>>150832985
He's 18 and a savant in CS from a shitty part of the world.

Also his friends are Gambit, Na'vi and Hiko... He's not lived with them for a while.

You go tour the world with no friends and a language you can sort of speak while having to be the top of your game and try not to be stupid.
>>
>>150833341
vacation in EGYPT?!?!?!?!

does he not read the fucking news!?!?!?
>>
is that lurppis behind ENCE?
>>
>>150833618
his hometown is 35km from the front where pro russians and ukranians have war
i dont think he cares tbqhwyf
>>
>>150807436
You say as you fail to address anything I've said.

But I take offense to your usage of "downs syndrome". I'm going to make a couple videos on the subject over the next week or two. This is important stuff.
>>
>>150738760
lurppis is great desu
>>
our boy lurppis leaning in on nasu's ear
>>
>>150833618
whats supposed to be wrong with egypt now

it's a common place to go on a vacation
>>
>>150837361
muslims, anon: literally take one step out of your gated hotel area and you're dead meat
>>
>>150838029
that's hate speech, dude.
not cool.
>>
>>150838167
is this bait?
>>
>>150838225
No. it's that kind of violent rhetoric that created extremism in the first place. most muslims are great, kind, peaceful people. They're the most peaceful group of people on the planet.
>>
>>150838225
h-hate s-speech is l-literally a c-crime
>>
>>150838320
ok
4/10 made me reply twice
>>
>>150838167
>>150838320
Tell me, how does it feel?
How does it feel to be this weak?
So weak, that mere words are enough to hurt you?
>>
>>150838632
Real men aren't afraid to cry, anon. My wife's boyfriend told me it's entirely okay to do.
>>
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
>>
>>150838713
Thanks for the wise words. I'll be sure to teach them to my fiance's son as well!
>>
>>150838713
Real men don't cry for themselves, though.
They only cry for others.
>>
*cries*
>>
>>150840497
w-what's wrong?
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What are the odds that the people with Asian girl profile pics (webcam pic from the look of it) are actually qtpa2t asian girls. Do asian girls like csgo?
>>
>>150841136
Nothing, just a prank bro
>>
>>150841389
In asia they have their own counter-strike equivalent I forgot the name of and japan has this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZQYX-bCQ94
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>>150841626
>crossfire
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what now, burgers?
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>>150841626
Well she could have been American I guess
She had a Korean name and was actually really good O_o
Thinking of messaging her to see if she has a bagina
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>that one guy who trash talks his team the entire game and threatening to quit because his team sucks do bad
>initiates votes to kick people because "bots would be better than you retards"
>check leaderboards
>second from last
Every time
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>>150842063
Ask her if you can see her kimchi, if you know what I mean
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>>150842220
>tfw doing really bad with bad teams and do good with good teams
>>
>haven't played in almost a year
>try to lurk and get picks since I can't aim anymore
>they always seem to know where I am
goodbye Gold Nova 3
>>
>>150843762
You're a baiter.
>>
Why is valve doing everything possible to make the guns sound like shitty peashooters as possible?
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>>150844810
Cod sounds man
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>tfw you get carried away on your deranking trip, accidently drop a near 40k and rank up
reeee this is such hard work. i'm already limiting myself to mac10/mp9 every round, what else am i supposed to do?
>>
>>150845980
But 1.6 had great sounds, just import these
>>
>>150846416
join the derankers steamgroup
>>
>>150846416
join the discord XD
>>
>>150846945
>chink malware
no, thank you
>>
I want cl_mindmodels. The shitty skins on train look all the fucking same wtf I have valve now
>>
>>150847263
What malware?
>>
>>150850584
Chink malware
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>>150846416
What's the point of deranking
>>
>>150850931
i want to play comp with my low-tier friends without them suffering from my elo-pull
(and before you ask - whenever we play i hold back and let them play their favourite spots)
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BRUH IS THIS STEWIE FIGHTING !?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGl0F2qAZuU
>>
>>150851932
no
do you want me to post ti's group stage reaults so you can bet on them while you're stuck in last week?
>>
kebab soldiers or swede cucks
>>
>>150852547
>kebab soldiers or kebabs' cucks
>>
>>150851816
why don't you teach your friends how not to be shitters instead
>>
No English stream for ASUS ROG?
>>
>>150855162
twitch dot tv/rogtournament
>>
>>150855243
Thanks. Why isn't it listed on the HLTV match page?
>>
>>150855464
But it is
>>
epsilon are so bad lmao
>>
What exactly was the reason to add the tec9 to the game?
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>>150855591
??????
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>>150854415
that's just how it is, man. i'm better in csgo, because i put more work into it. They on the other hand play alot more R6: Siege and naturally they're better in that game.
But then again, they still play minecraft, so what do i know
>>
After a spray of like 15~ bullets, is it faster to fake reload or wait for the recoil to reset?
>>
WHAT UP NOW SWEDES
>>
>>150855883
it's there for me, very top
>>
>>150857047
??????????????????????????
>>
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swedes getting cucked by kebabs
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>>150857302
Xantares cheating, hard to compete with that.
>>
>>150857459
If he is not, he is the one of the best entrier I've ever seen
>>
>>150857459
he almost certainly uses an aim assist, yes
>>
our guy flusha is streaming my dudes

also dont forget to spam in the rogtournament chat about turks fucking goats
>>
HELLO I AM NEW
PLS GIBE ME ANY USEFUL ADVICE
THANJK U :33333
>>
>>150858968
uninstall the game
>>
>>150859014
why?
>>
>>150858968
I can gibe you THIS

*unzips m4*
>>
is adrens gf a jew
>>
grenade skins when?
>>
>>150858851
>our guy flusha

I think you misspelled JW
>>
epsicuck hahaa
>>
>>150859936
Fuck grenades.

I want to play as leet crew and arctic.
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>yfw they doubted xantares on LAN
>>
are renegades still a thing or did they disband?
>>
Who /stockweapons/ here?

People i see using shitty skins worth hundreds of dollars make me cringe so fucking bad.
>>
cucken
cucklos
cuck
cuckieb
disco cucklan
>>
>>150860386
>>150860614
https://nicecsgome.me/
>>
>we joined the every general must have a discord meme
FINE GUYS
>>
>>150860606
i like stock weapons with hundreds of dollars of stickers
>>
Has the new rifle changes altered the spray on the last bullets?
>>
>>150860581
They split up into two Australian teams. Two of the players from original Renegades left for the other team, but the 3 people remaining are still on top with their new squad.
>>
>>150860740
If I understood it correctly, the spray basically is more unviable in the beginning of the spray, then curves out and becomes more easy again.
>>
>>150860875
Um, no.
>>
https://oddshot.tv/shot/ROGTournament/UzoLSlnULSlEN4I1KgAh8kXA

TOP

K
E
K
>>
>>150860875
Are you literally retarded?
>>
>>150860940
He's actually right.
>>
>>150861050
??
>>
lmaoing at these turkish roaches pming me bc i said they fuck goats
>>
>>150861127
But the first bullets has less recoil now. How does that makes the start of the spray worse?
>>
>>150861219
tugux blatant aimlocking
>>
our roach xantares winning
>>
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>>150861281
Spray means shooting many bullets, the first bullet has less recoil but if you actually go on to shoot more than 1 bullet in a row, it'll be more difficult to get the beginning of the spray right as opposed to the end of it when you go for a hardcore 15+ bullet spray
>>
>>150861536
what did u say
>>
>>150861536
love it
>>
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>>150861549
But the first 5 bullets has less recoil than before. How is it more difficult?
>>
>I trusted cucksilon
>>
>>150855665
t. Noob who regularly gets rekt by the tec 9
>>
lol@ people with gambling sites in their nick. You look like tools for some company
>>
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>favorite pistol
>favorite rifle
>favorite smg
>rank

>57
>ak
>UMP
>MG1
>>
>>150863592
>P250
>AK-47
>MP9
>
>>
>>150863592
>usp-s
>ak
>mp7
>global
>>
if ur fav smg is not UMP (youu em pee) u should exterminate urself
>>
>>150863592
>dualies
>AUG
>PP

rankerino: Global elite master
res:1360*768
sens: 0.2254 and 1200 dpi
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>>150863923
Not the favorite but only one worth desu
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>>150863264
Okay, not just that they made every pistol feel the same in go, they added one that is made to run and aim in the general direction of someone
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>>150861685
Okay apparently it's the other way around. My fault.
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>>150863929
>sens: 0.2254 and 1200 dpi

Are you retarded? You'll need to drag your mouse 2 feet to swing 180
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>getting beat bad
>teammate in all chat: "my team is so bad, no communication at all, anon is the only one"
>he literally has not made a single callout all game, isn't even using a mic
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>>150863592
>P2000
>FAMAS
>UMP
>Silver Elite
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>do a complete bullshit jump peak + one tap at dust2 long
>opponent ragequits instantly and gets a 7 day ban
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>>150866850
i actually feel bad when this happens. at the same time he's probably an asshole if he gets the 7 day ban (meaning he's left 5 other games before that within a week).
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>>150865606
Kill yourself.
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>>150867102
Kill your mother.
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>>150860606
i mostly use stock weapons except for a Bowie Vanilla i traded down to (unboxed a bayo doppler in like the 3rd case, had some greek economy syndrome from there) and the odd skin here and there. i dont see the point in having finishes for weapons i never use anyway
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>>150865726
and?
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>>150869153
Kill yourself.
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>that one rage kid in the your team that spams the team chat in a language nobody understands with some silver inbetween

lmao
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>>150870519
no u
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>>150870945
i always wait until they're done, then i type "srry, we can't read moonrunes"
and then i have to resort to voice_enable 0 and cl_chatfilters 0
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dead game
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dead thread
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dead
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The fitness gram cummy test is a multistage sex position that progressively gets more difficult as daddy gets harder. The 20 meter cock will line up with yourass in 30 seconds. Lube up for daddy . The riding speed starts slowly but progressively gets harder as daddy gets worked up. Remember not to cum early or else daddy will spank you. After you hear daddy moan, then you can cum. The cowboy position will begin now.On your mark, Get ready , start for daddy!
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d00d..
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Why i can't like this game?
I'm still playing 1.6 pugs and every time i come to csgo everything feels wrong - movement, awp, spraying, tapping, bunnyhopping, wallbanging.
How come people lie and say things like 'it's similar to 1.6' when it's not.
On top of everything everyone is absolute garbage, you can expect to die a lot because your teammates don't cover your six, they never go first, they never frag your killer, save a lot and so on.
It's just so much better when i'm playing 1.6 or even source - shooting is so crisp and accurate, you know if you aim at something and burst/tap it you will hit it.
What's wrong with this game? Or maybe it's just me.
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>>150873860
You have the most fun if you don't compare it to 1.6 at all and learn it from scratch. That's a good experience.
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>>150861536
Why do brown people say bitch every 5 seconds when trying to insult someone?
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>>150874329
Where to find good players/enemies?
IRC channels?
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are the viewbotting russians back
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>>150875050
csgog discord
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ah yes "prime" matchmaking
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>>150875324
i've played with two obvious aimware users on my own team just today.

the second one was so blatant even my other team mates called him out. he dropped 44 kills on mirage.
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>>150875401
>the second one was so blatant even my other team mates called him out. he dropped 44 kills on mirage
was this about six hours ago and his name started with F?
if so that was me :^)
and no, i'm not cheating
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what is the cutest skin, and why is it bamboo forest tec9?
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>>150875823
yes.. you got in a fight with a guy named A something and called everyone else on the team shit?
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>spam EZ ROUND EZ KILLS after every round win
>other team slowly plays worse and worse
>tfw it's easy to tilt your opponents
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>>150876856
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>>150876058
>you got in a fight with a guy named A something and called everyone else on the team shit?
nope, must have been somebody else
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I love to shove glass rod all the way down my dick hole. Then, violently snap it creating 1⃣0⃣0⃣hundreds of tiny glass shards lodged inside my dick that are impossible to get out It's a great feeling
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>>150877598
okay then
>>
Post memes, come on dudes
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RASH B NO STOp
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>>150876856
I usually turn off game chat and don't care about such things.
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>mfw gotards thought prime matchmaking would save them
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>>150880940
>always the last one in
>shoots like a retard
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>>150876045
wrong
it's death by kitty ;<)

>>150876856
>mfw the faggot spamming "ez shit" always gets shut down by me and shut's up
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>>150880940
>team agrees on RASH B CYKA BLYAT
>I rush in and get 2 kills
>entire team just sits in tuns and gets slowly picked off
>team blames for the loss despite me doing exactly what we planed beforehand
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>he isn't SEM
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>>150882751
i've played 2 comp games and am nova 3
am i fucked???
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>>150882751
i'm a literal silver 2
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>>150882972
do you play with a trackball or something
>>
>>150882751
RANKS DON'T MAKE A PERFECT BELL CURVE TIME TO REDISTRIBUTE THEM AGAIN
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>>150883063
i have downs syndrome

apologize
>>
hello this is justin bieber
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>>150883318
Hey what's your rank beibs
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>>150883427
I'm an DMG right now
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>play mm for the first time in months
>i get 2 (TWO) niggers on my team

why me
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>>150883986
well they're probably black men if they're playing csgo
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>>150884118
there is no difference
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>>150884204
well there you are wrong, bud
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>>150883986
>literally any time i play mm
>i get 4 (FOUR) russians on my team
why me
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>>150884251
found harveynigger
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>>150883986
>>150884287
>literally any time i play mm
>i get 4 (FOUR) kids spewing outdated memes on my team
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>>150884473
hes prob loud and obnoxious and therefore entertaining
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>tfw you're the only guy on your team who doesn't have a mic and everyone thinks its ok to bully you since you cant talk back
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what is the name of the recoil practice map you guys use?
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>>150884821

people without mics are literally asking to be bullied
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>>150884918
>implying anyone actually does that
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>>150884918
aim_ware
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>>150884989
I cant wake up my mom during the day. I have to keep it down
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>>150884537
like every nig out there?
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>>150882910
you can place into anything and be fine

if you're good then you'll rank up quickly
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>>150884918
recoil master
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>>150884473
ooga booga
>>
DO YOU REMEMBAH?
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>>150883986
how do you know they were niggers
were they one of those realniggacom guys?
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>>150890286
I remember, don't worry.
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>>150886117
Why not?
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me
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how come esea shows the damage report after the round is over? esea sounds like garbage 2bh
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>>150902145
Because that creates a higher skill cap you cuck
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You guys probably get this everyday, and sorry if you do. But what's the best way to practice my aim? Any specific workshops? In work shops my aim is fine, and 1v1 aimmap my aim is fine, it's just when I actually get into a game like mirage or cache, I can't get the one taps with the AK, or m4
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>>150903425
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
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>>150903564
>m.
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>>150903626
Sorry cant link normal busy practicing
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so when is csgo gonna lose its general
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>be me
>high sens fag
>use like 1800 1
>slowly lower it
>use about 2.7 400 for ages
>do alright
>think its too fast but don't want to ruin muh muscle memory
>switch to 2.1 400
>so much better
for anybody considering switching sens, do it.
>>150903425
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>>150841719
Now we take zeus
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10934373
http://www.strawpoll.me/10934373
http://www.strawpoll.me/10934373
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How the fuck do you get the ''Marksman'' achievement? ''Win a match on every Arms Race and Demolition map'' I've fucking done every map shitloads of times. It's the only achievement i don't have except for the 5000 demolition ones
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>How the fuck do you get the ''Marksman'' achievement? ''Win a match on every Arms Race and Demolition map''
>Win a match on every Arms Race and Demolition map
seems like you didnt win if you didnt get it
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>>150907737
who cares
just use SAM and get every achievement
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>>150908293
You won't get VAC or any other type of ban for that right? I'll probably do it just for marksman and use a map for the rest
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>>150745496
>shounenshit
>ever
you're doin it wrong m8
>>
tyloo is getting rekt
>>
Come derank with me.
MGs and below.
steam://joinlobby/730/109775243406492533/76561198313499959
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Evens - watch contact
Odds - do homework
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>>150911912
>homework
You can't post here if you're underage.
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>>150911912
:s
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>team mate kills other team mate at the start of the round
>actually saves me in the process
UUHHHHHH GOTARDS?
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>>150912949
you're next
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>betting is done for, nothing to talk about
>overwatch is out
>same general has been up for 3 days now
just let it die
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>says to let the thread die
>bumps the thread anyways
get you lol on at 4chan.org/vg/csgog
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>>150912801
I'm a freshman in college fuck off. Also the movie so far is ok
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d e a d g e n e r a l
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>>150916663
no
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>>150913108
it's honestly shit valve doesn't even pretend to care about hackers anymore

pull the cord
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why does 1024x768 feel so fucking good on every Source game
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>>150917873
because you're on the autistic spectrum
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>>150917959
yeah but i don't see what that has anything to do with it
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>>150917997
It has literally everything to do with it
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>>150917720

>>150917720
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