/owg/ - Overwatch General

first xD

Hana Song

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first for pharmacy :3

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How do I get unbanned?

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>tfw had 25 hours of Zenyatta before the buff

this is my time

>>150619493
>Trump
>not playing as Mei

>>150619493
try ddosing the servers

>>150617967
>>150618053
>>150618194
It was King's Row. Enemies pushed the payload to the destination in Overtime while we got it there with over 3 minutes left. We ended up winning in Sudden Death. I'm rank 68 now (was 67 before the game).

So fucking sick of this RNG shit.

Out of 20 opened crates so far, I've gotten ONE (1) summer epic, and the rest have been single rares.

>>150619467
Why are 2 men in drag in that picture?

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I need more D.Va/Tracer

>right click a ball
>it goes right through me and into the goal
>replay shows me standing in a completely different place
somehow this feels much worse than regular hiding behind a corner and getting shot

What are you going to do once the comp season ends? Pub stomp with your golden gun in Quick Play?

>>150619634
who could baby dva beat in a fist fight? maybe mei because she has no military training whatsoever?

Friendly reminder that if Winston was better/more consistently mobile then he would be a better counter to Genji.

>>150619548
>always get retards picking mercy in comp

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>tfw I keep getting non-summer legendaries from lootboxes

>>150619636
nice packet loss there my friend totally blizzard's fault

>>150619665
how many meme points do you get at the end of the season any way?

>>150619685
>baby

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>>150619665
I'll be starting college.
And before anyone calls me underage, I'm 24

>>150619619
No one posted a picture of your parents

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>>150619550
There was one guy last night posting some comic of a guy claiming he liked to hurt her. I want more of it. Have pic related in return.

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She's blue.

>went from 58 to 54 in 2 days
>15 loot boxes not one new skin

How should I kill myself

>>150619763
that's the term for dva out her mech. i for one would not want a fist fight with mech dva.

>>150619665
Get laid with my new found confidence

>>150619665
I don't think I'll be able to collect 300 by the end of this season
I only have like 78 or something

>>150619821
No it's not, retard. It's Zero Suit D.va

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>>150619765
>college
>underage

>>150619821
Is she an American baby because she's pretty deadly with that pistol

>>150619821
lmao never heard of this shit

>>150619807
>there's a rank 23 on my team
>were up against 60s

RANK FUCKING 23

KILL ME

>>150619821
literally no one uses the term baby d.va

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>tfw i will never be good enough to be top 500

>>150619886
>Zero Suit
boring
I call her "naked D.va" and no one can stop me

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>>150619959

>>150619902
Plenty of people graduate highschool when they're 17. And if they were born after August, they'd be 17 when they start college.

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>Overwatch "competitive" scene

>>150619959
stop posting this best girl from a shit anime

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>still no track/sprinter tracer skin
at least there's still plenty of time left... for now

PEASE OF CAKE

Did they fix the gibraltar bug yet

>>150619665

What points? All I have is 32 cause my friends are afraid of competitive and I don't want to solo queue.

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>>150619902
D'aw

>>150620045
Used to be like that in CSGO back when nV wasn't trash.

>>150620104
its a feature

>>150619942
Blizzard is having lots of trouble balancing wanting to keep the casual audience with wanting to be an esport. It really shouldn't let you group up for competitive with someone ten levels under you, but then you wouldn't get to play with your friends.

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>500+

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The top OW streamer is a backwards cap constantly yelling chad that plays better than you.
What is your excuse?

>>150620045
this is how competitive FPS always turns out
upsets are rare because the genre relies heavily on precision and there will always be one team that are the best at it
or they use aimbots are are never ousted. either or

just wait until the koreans come in

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>>150620226
>500+ Hanzo

>>150620226
I saw a silver dude couple of days ago

>>150620268
i'd be a top streamer if not for my FUCKING TEAMMATES

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The other day, a four stack of really good players came through smurfing in my rank 50 game and carried me to victory.

It was fucking eye opening. Seeing those four glorious bastards play was incredible. The teamwork, the call-outs, the hero synergies. It's completely changed how I play the game and my winrate has skyrocketed.

Maybe, despite the low odds, one of you happens to be ITT. Thank you for showing me the way. Thank you for having four people on voice chat and yet not shitting up the game with memes or bad jokes or shouting. Thank you for complimenting my skill for someone as low level as me, even if you only really meant it as a complement to my attitude.

Whatever rank I go on to achieve this season, it's all thanks to you four smurfs.

is genji op now?
he's in like every high rank game on both sides

>>150620226
Let me guess, he has an Okami skin right?
all the hanzo tryhards have one

>>150620310
maybe it's a very good hanzo?

>>150620401
Yes

He's a sniper, a brawler, his ult is an easy team kill and his counters are bad

>>150620437
>good
>hanzo
wut

>>150620406
>all [hero] mainers have [hero]'s best skin
wow revelation of the fucking century right here

>>150620401
remove the animation cancellation and no one would pick him

>>150619959
Do what I'm doing. Forget about this season and bide your time until next season. WHen it starts, pull a few all nighters and hope you can just slip in before the actual good players start playing.

>>150620401
nigga he's been OP for a while now.
even AFTER they nerfed his shuriken damage and dash already
did you know he used to apply a DoT?
you're just noticing it now because there's Ana to boost him into Ripper Mode

>queue into a comp game
>sounds are fucked
>well no biggie i'll just reconnect
>quit out of the game and try to reconnect
>can't
>the game is gone
>lost a rank because blizz doesn't fucking understand restarting games

god damnit fucking blizz why can't they make 1 thing work for ONE FUCKING PATCH

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my time played on both d.va and junkrat were below 10 hours, but then they just suddenly jumped to match the time played of another hero. anyone else experienced this bug?

>>150619665
My nigga I only have 15 competitive points

>everyone's got stars
>play every day for an hour or two
>still not even level 40
Where do you guys find the time to spend on this?

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>>150619959
>>150620034
piss off weeaboo

>>150620495
well it's a level 509
they must be good right?

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>Couple weeks ago Genji was "shit hero, pros say his ult is basically a nerf since he goes melee!"

>Now it's "GENJI OP NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

>>150620368
moving

>>150620504
Young Master is clearly the best

It doesn't show your "tryhardry"

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>Engi was worthless in competitive
>Heimerdinger is worthless in high level play
>Now Torb is worthless in competitive
Turret bros get no respect.

>>150620592
baddies get better (slowly) and start to notice the real threats
remember when nobody shut the fuck up about bastion?
It's amazing how shallow of a mind these people have

>>150620586
No people just play blindly see every MOBA. I played with a lvl 300 guy in my shit 45 rank. Everyone on the team was scared I just said 'that just means he's played a lot and still sucks like us'

>>150620670
heimer was good in high level play
for like a week and a half

D.Va's hi voice lines are too fucking cute.

>>150620504
>Okami
>better than Lone Wolf

>>150620670
Good.

>>150620670
Characters that don't actually do anything are impossible to balance.

>heard someone spamming A-Mei-Zing last match
>inspired
Guys I need your help, what are the most annoying voice emotes on each character?

>>150620837
>either of the furry skins
>good
dragon or bust tbqh

>>150620670
Torb at least isn't totally worthless
his turret more or less becomes a ward
his gun is fucking SUPERB
ult turns him into a manfighter
armor packs boost your team's EHP a ton
There's two major drawbacks to him
his critical hitbox is pretty much his whole body
and if he dies in the first push, you may as well switch

>>150620787
Anyong~

>>150620565
>disconnect from a game
>get penalized from disconnecting from a game
>WHAT THE FUCK BLIZZARD???

They did make it so that you should be able to reconnect after leaving, specifically for accidental disconnects, but with that change they literally said that you still get a loss on your profile.

>tfw you accidentally click purchase twice and get 100 crates
At least I got 5/6 of the new legendary skins...

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too bad i fucking hate tracer and people who play her

>>150620935
>anyong

>>150620912
the new im number 1 on dva

>>150620583
It's not the kind of game I play all day. I play a match or two, alt tab and shitpost on 4chan, then play another and before I know it, I've played a few hours every day

>>150619493
Are people really getting banned for this?

>McRee's golden gun is obsolete because of the superior AmeriCree gun
I seriously hope you guys didn't waste your competitive points in these ugly things.

>>150620787
anneyong

>>150620935

Hi~

>>150620963
Same desu, remove this hero from the game

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>>150620963
>literally everyone has this now but me

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>>150620946
>mfw forgot tfw

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>people tryharding in lucioball

Best use of "Why are you so angry?" so far

>>150619548
Why is winston so high? He never sees play on ladder how do you use him

>>150620912
D.va's GEE GEE

Lucio's Why are you so angry

>>150621007
>americree
>good

Proof you can slap an american flag on literally anything and claps will gobble it up.

>>150620935
Geim-eul hamyeon igyeoyaji!

>>150620912
>tick tock tick tock tick tock
for one.

>>150621059
I don't have it
And I don't want it, only skin I want from this event is America as fuck Mccree

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>>150620946
tfw you accidentally feed blizzard money for their no effort skins

>>150621182
>not HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY

>>150620912

THAT'S how you get tinnitus

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>land a typical twitch headshot
>omg aimbot report
I want moba players to leave.

>>150620912
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

>>150621168
I'm Canadian and I want it, its hilarious as fuck.

>>150619493
email support their bans are often automatic

>the absolutely incestuous state of 70+ ranked play in Oceania servers

They all fucking boost and avoid eachother so they can play low 60 stacks, the cunts.

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>>150621285
>>150621182
>Not BRRRRRRRRRRING
Get on my level

>>150621168

That's my britbong friends favorite skin

>>150621310
>how do you know if someone is canadian?
>he will tell you

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>Blizzard literally refuse to buff defense heros because low rank shitters think they are OP

Yeah good idea, lets pander to our minority sub 40 playerbase and cut out a ENTIRE FUCKING CLASS to appease people who have no concept of playing our game

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>>150614836
Here's your Reinhardt

>>150621365
I really wish I could use "Hooley Dooley" as my voice line.

>>150620912

>Junkrat: BRRRRRING BRRRRRIBRRRRRRBRRRRRRBRRRRIIIING
>Roadhog BUURRRRRRAAHABUURRRRRBUURRRRBUURRRRRRRAHAHAHA

>>150621365
Maybe Junkrat's just the most annoying hero so any of his voice clips count?

>>150614787
>>150614892

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>>150621193
>not wanting prime tracer ass
why not, anon?

>>150621468
>believing in classes

It's you who is the sub 40.

>>150620912
I'm your Huckleberry. Say it enough in repeated phrases while teabagging and getting near people and it freaks them out.

>>150621468
Welcome to the post-league world.

>>150621517
>Reinhardt
>normal sized human being
>nonexistant bulge
bruh

>>150620912
MADA MADA

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>Lucioball gives a more relaxed low-stakes way of racking up Levels and Loot Boxes
>all the ones I've gotten so far have been dupes and sprays

Grrrrr.

>>150620787
They always seemed a tad sarcastic to me.

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Rate these stats t. casual player

>>150621797
>QP

I don't CARE

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>instalock genji
>refuses to play anything else while telling everyone else to switch
>being an annoying fuck and blaming everyone for losing the whole game
>spewing random shit about how good he is as his potg of him hitting Q plays

is there any more cancerous player base than genji mains?

>>150621059
it's ok anon, your place is healing anyways.

>>150621636
But not even league pulled this shit, sure they would intentionally make a champion shit and that was bullshit

What the fuck?

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Anybody playing on Xbox One today and need a partner?

>>150620912
CHIRR CHIRR CHIRR and HEE HOO HOO for Bastion
The latter can be looped infinitely

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>>150620912
"~IM GIVIN' IT ALL I GOT!"

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should i buy it guys?
if not which hana song is best hana song?

>>150621797
fuck off

>game crashes in the start of a ranked game
>hurry up to join back
>click rejoin button
>map loads
>get back to menu
>drop 1 whole rank

Literally FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING COCK MANGLING BLIZZSHITS

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I've gotten every other Summer skin twice, if not 3 times. I still haven't gotten a Zarya skin.

>>150621059
>tfw I got the swiss skin for mercy

Feels good man.

>>150621972
Junker

>>150620787
>>150620935
LOL

>>150622012
How many boxes did you buy retard

>>150621919
Well you've kind of made up the whole situation so this is probably a self-reflection thing and not a shit-up-this-thread thing.

You ever wish you could get the opposing team to work with you on cheevment gets in exchange for getting the victory in competitive? Like, you get a group of six, and explain to the other team 'hey you guys like comp points, right? if you help us all with cheevments, we'll give you the match free'

One of the stickers actually become a legendary for the hero, which hero is it, and why is it Badminton Mercy?

>>150621658
MADAMADAMADAMADAMADAMADAMADAMADA

WRYYYYYYYYY

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>>150622012
rip my fucking life into pieces

>>150622012

Those two spaces under Reaper and Ana sure are suspicious.

Gonna save my coins for Sombra and Doomfist.

whats a good counter to an all torb team

Other than teamwork, that doesn't happen in quick play

DVa ult?

>>150622046
>>150621972
Yeah, I don't know where the hate comes from. Beeva just looks like ugly '60s trash and the recolors that have a good mech make her suit look boring or the other way around. The only downside with those two skins is that they give her short hair, though some people like that.

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taking all bets

>>150622085
Dev said this on twitch

fairlight_excalibur/v/81627432?t=01h03m11s

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>>150622012
tfw got every single summer skin except the Mercy one and I don't want it

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>legendary after a long fucking time
>it's the shitty lucio skin

kill me

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Which Overwatch would you fuck?

>>150622161
Are you implying that it's some sort of secret that they're adding new heroes?

>>150622274
I've gotten it TWICE
Life is suffering

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How did that session go, anon? You fought the forced 50, right anon?

>>150622208
legendary lucio dupe

>>150621972
The olympics one. White rabbit is fine too.

Which overwatch character is the most submissive?

>>150622274
But it's literally the best Lucio skin.

>>150621059
Same here.

>>150622340
mei probably

>>150622278
mercy

>>150622319
Oh shit I wish I was as good at quick play as you are.

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>>150622278
the cutest one

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>>150620045

EnvyUs is literally, unironically using cheats and sweeping every tournament. Why this is allowed I'll never know.

How long do I have until they remove the summer game crates?

>>150622319
>QP
stop posting please

>>150622443
Aug 22

>>150622443
22nd

>>150622401
that actually looks like an aimbot holy fuck

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>>150622328
trash

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>>150622031
>swiss

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How much sillier can this game get?

What are its diabolical plans for Halloween? Thanksgiving? Christmas? New Year's?

>>150622487
because it is one

>>150622524
A
FUCKING
LEAF

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>>150622393
>>150622462
Why are you so angry?

>>150622161
I did notice that too, it used to be perfect rows. Probably won't be filled too soon though.

>>150622524
disgusting

canada was a mistake

stick to your shitty winter lelympics

>>150622524
Scarlet Crusade?

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>>150622031
>>150622524
HOLY SHIT FUCK YOU CUNTS ALL I WANT IS TAHT SKIN BUT THE ONLY ONES I'VE GOTTEN ARE STUNTRIDER 76 AND THE NEW ZARYA ONE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>150621907
fuck genji mains

>>150622547
Hopefully they bring in the exact same halloween koth map that tf2 did.

That map was great.

>>150622401
Blizzard has been allowing cheats since the first tournament. They do it because so few people in the world can do that legit and even less of those people want to do it in overwatch.

>>150620912
CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP
AWWWW RUBBISH
IS THIS EAAAASY MOOOODE??

Ana's ult CD is actually fucking ridiculous. Shit is LITERALLY always up if you're actually healing people.

>>150619493
how do you do this?

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give me a FUCKING BREAK

>>150622620
for the horde

>>150622554
is this a tourney game? is it comp? how the fuck is this allowed? why is the community literally ignoring a CHEATING "PROFESSIONAL" player?

>>150621658
>not KAKUGO

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>Genji was nerfed to 150hp from 200hp and his shuriken damage was nerfed in the beta because he paired well with Symmetra's 50HP shields and Zen's Harmony Orb so his survivability was though the roof
>now people are screaming at Genji for pairing well with Zen's discord orb and Ana's nanoboost which makes a DPS god
Oh boy so after he gets nerfed who will be the next "OP" hero to bitch about on forums about like Widowmaker, McCree and Pharah was?

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>>150622626
Don't worry anon, I'm sure you'll get it.

>open a box
>pepsi widowmaker
>sad because it's shit and I don't even play WM
>level up again
>swiss mercy and sprinter tracer
>don't play tracer but really like the mercy skin

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I've been trying so fucking hard to get it and I can't. Why the fuck is this so difficult? Fuck this achievement.

>playing ranked
>rank 42 ( i know it's bad)
>on console solo queue, so can't really communicate
>play first round as roadhog
>whenever something bad happens our zen just spams thanks
>switch to reinhardt second round
>spend most the time contesting the payload while the team runs back
>die before we can push most the time
>Zen keeps spamming thanks
>near the end of the match we get caught it Zarya's ult
>i should've kept my shield up
>instead i Hammer down their team and charge out of the ult
>kill me and Dva, distract their genji
>most of my team dies
>i get PoTG for this, feel somewhat bad
>Zen messages me saying i should delete my account and just give up this game

I know i made a mistake, but was it really that bad?

>>150622770
because they're celebrities. It's such bullshit. I thought bideo games were supposed to be removed from real life bullshit.

>>150622825
i think i got it by using 2 shots then using Death blossom

>>150622770
Because no one cares about Overwatch """"""""competitive"""""""".
Do you think people care if Uncle Joe cheats in his weekly Uno matches with the BBQ crew?

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I will get that fucking golden weapon one day

If you get disconnected from a game, is it possible to rejoin it?

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>>150622340
Widow.
Doubt she would know what to do in a non-hostile situation.

>>150622942
Nah, man, I've tried everything in the book. I guess I just have to actually get three solo kills. I always get to and then either run out of ammo or get killed by a fucking Genji.

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>>150622729
>STILL stuck in rank 40s
>when its near the end of the season and everyone is getting rank ups because the top players are entering rank 90s and the lower ranks are freed up

LOL

>>150621108
>good movility
>really tough to kill when he has ultimate
>decent shield
>can 1v1 most heroes

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>Second legendary skin obtained from a crate from afking in lucioball in one day.

>>150622729
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
I MADE MY MISTAKES
GOT NOWHERE TO RUN

>>150622842
it happens in cs, hell i've seen the aimlook in the spectator cam on live tournaments and the other major games, companies just look the other way on this shit it's kinda sad

>>150622340
Widow she is literally this games Bellatrix. Doomfist is voldemort/her unread husband and head of talon. That's why she is so wants that gauntlet

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For 5 days now, my MasterOverwatch profile hasn't updated, and I'm starting to think it never will. I just want to see my fucking stats. Why is this only happening to me?

What did Reaper say at Thanksgiving when grandma Ana offered him another serving of mashed potatos?

Answer: THE GRAVY CANNOT HOLD ME

>>150623067
go for head shots and go after squishies

>>150623063
probably because she was brainwashed and reprogrammed to be a submissive assassin slut

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>>150620113
I'm like a poor mans version of you
I'm sitting pretty with 11 points because ONE of my friends refuses to play comp and has dragged the rest of the party down with him.

>>150621108
He can easily blow up Zenyatta.

>>150623273
his grandma must not have that good of gravy

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>>150618065
Because she doesn't have high speed moron, she runs at a human speed and blinks at high speed, she isn't running super fast when she blinks she's literally shifting in phase from one spot to another at high speed. Not moving her legs or anything like that.

That's like shooting a bullet out of a gun at a wall and saying "why can't it climb the wall?"

How the fuck do i git gud with using D.Va's ult?
I always just get to kill one most of the time it's a turret, two if i'm lucky.

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>>150623289
>slut
no

>>150623273
What did Reaper reply when asked how he wanted to prepare the Thanksgiving Turkey?

FRY, FRY, FRY

>>150623353
>>150623353
gotta wait til people are distracted with the rest of your team and forget about you then just throw it in/up, patience young anon

>>150623353
Try making it explode on air rather on ground

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>when you hook a tracer by throwing it where she's blinking

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Has anyone tried using computer techniques to find the names and ages of all the heroes in the recall trailer? If we make images less blurry we can find all their names and ages

>>150623389
She was a slut even before
>Ana: Gérard was a fool to love someone like you.

>>150623389
does she paint herself purple? why the fuck is she purple?

>>150623459
>>150623353
Wait for a massive team fight, when the enemy team is so concentrated on fighting your team they don't have a thought of "make sure i have a spot to hide from dva"

You'll get there. My biggest is 5, im still chasing the ever illusive 6 man detonation.

>>150623551
Widow(gets defensive) : you don't know anything about him.

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This Fan VA's Tracer impression is pretty great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwCf8eoXz4o

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>Idiot makes forum post with "Blizzard" in the title (which is against the rules) saying the event is false advertising so make the skins free OR ELSE!!!!
>post predictably gets deleted for breaking Blizzard forum TOS
>Idiots shit their pants and cry censorship; beg everyone to "contact the media"
This is the current generation you share the planet with.

>tfw after being stuck in mid-high 50s for ages I passed into mid 60s
>did this by not playing DPS anymore and going Rein only
Fuck... I might just be shit at this game.

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cute

>>150623608
rigor mortis setting in

>>150623263
Mine updated yesterday for the first time in like a week. Hang in there.

>>150623521
even better when "HOW IS THAT FAIR" pops up in the chat seconds later

>>150623521
it's just as good doing it with a headshot zen orb, they get mad

Mobility is the thing that most ruins this game.
Any counters to mobility only work if the person is shit.
Prove me wrong.
You can't

>>150621468
overwatch is a casual game that uses competitive for exposure like >>150621636 said

>>150623660
That means Gerard was a literal cuckold

>>150622959
Does it make your entire MEKA gold?

>>150623673
not everyone is born to dps anon.

> team getting fucked by a Tracer all match
> I'm tank and having a bad time

> finally get mad enough to switch to my own Tracer
> shit down her throat
> now tilted regardless

AHHHHHH FUCK FUCK YOU, LITTLE FLY, FUCKIN TRACER CUNT FUCK OFF EHHHH

She shits on disorganized teams worse than roadhog

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>>150623551
That doesnt mean she was a slut.

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Guys, how do you do that glitch in Lucioball where you change to another hero?

So how long do the Olympic Cosmetics last? Do they go away when the summer games end?

TORBJORN READY TO WORK

>>150619725
We all do

>>150623523
>new hero is from fucking Kenya

enjoy getting raped by a hyena in an african koth map

>>150623765
This is what retards like you want to believe so you can force your stupid lesbian ship.

>>150623660
Is that her actual line?

That wouldn't make any sense at all considering she's the one that killed him

>>150623789
Nope. You can preview it in the gallery.

>>150623918
???
Where the fuck did you get lesbians out of that
Projecting much

>>150623789
No only the guns

>>150619902
UK starts college at 16

>>150622770
Because anything worth doing is worth cheating in. Hell look at like every sport with dopers.

>>150623672
>being surprised at children doing something stupid

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Why can't real girls be like Hana Song? ;_;

>>150620912
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP! CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP! CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP! CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP! CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP! CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP! CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP!

>>150623754
It doesn't totally ruin it, but it is unbalanced. Really makes you wonder about the "FUCK SUDDEN DEATH STOPWATCH PLSSSS" mouthbreathers.

Do you really want comp to be ruled by fast characters only? I sure as hell don't

>>150623859
She's literally a ripoff Asagi anon
her holes have been punched more than enough

>>150624012
Because only tracer/widow fags are this retarded.

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>>150621093
>people ragequitting in lucioball

I can't even take them seriously right now

>>150623754
Mobility is what makes this game not boring as shit though.

>>150623608
Slowed heartbeat.

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Aren't combat snipers supposed to be masters of hiding and camouflage to take the perfect unsuspecting shot? Why does she wear shiny, bright pink clothing that stands outt in any environment?

>>150621907

>be genji
>riding the cart hard
>bastion unloads on Reinhardt
>jump in front of him to deflect the onslaught
>can't keep it up, hop up a wall to avoid death
>team falls apart & blames me

What do

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>>150621517
>Reinhardt

How do I Genji? Just Tracer but jumping a lot more?

>>150624158
Sounds like you're projecting
because implying widowmaker got stuffed with dicks sure as shit doesn't sound lesbian to me

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Sit on my top 300 rank or try and push it further?

>>150624106
perfection doesn't exist in the real world

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>>150614876

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>>150624136
Nothing but speculation.

>>150623662
>impression
It's literally voice lines from the game.

>>150624320
she's no where near perfection.

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>>150623913
D O O M F I S T

fuck sombra and her invisible bullshit.
give me an offensive melee hero

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>>150624398
Still much closer than 3DPD sluts

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>>150624341

>>150623947
Maybe he was trying to save her down to the last breath, so Widow takes it very hard if someone else calls him a fool for whatever reason. Or what if his last words were "I forgive you." or something

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>>150624398

>>150624290
Go fucking kill yourself you pathetic no life horny loser.

>>150624341
wat

>>150623947
I doesn't make sense that Ana blames Gerard when Widow was brainwashed and she knows it.

>>150624341
thats amazing

>>150624498
>pathetic no life horny loser
well most of /vg/ is probably under 16, so it'd make sense that they're all horny shits that want to post dva/widows ass constantly

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>play dva for a little while
>I'm literally one of the best in the world
>still lose
She's not good.

>>150623754
I think the idea is that defense heroes are supposed to counter that. Mei freezes, Junkrat pins, Widow and Hanzo get one shots on mobile heroes, Bastion damages them before they can activate their escape, Torb herds them.

Too bad they're all shit in practice.

>>150624548
The games aren't canon, that's why half the voice lines work

>>150623523
Life isn't CSI nigga you cant just unblur images like that

>>150624615
>best in the world

But you only played 7 games boy

>>150624315
>some lucky git got to tattoo the queen's ass

>>150624548
it implies Ana knew her well before she got brainwashed and that she didn't deserve Gerard

>>150624341
tracer dipping celery sticks in winston's peanut butter please

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>174 loot boxes
>still not the epic skin i want
jesus christ am i bugged????????????????

>>150620898
>Don't do anything
It takes a considerable amount of game knowledge to play Engie and by extension Torb well. You HAVE to know every tiny detail of every map to know the best way to optimize your turrets

Just because they have "aim bots" doesn't mean they don't do anything or don't have any skill.

>>150624404
SOMEDAY
O
M
E
D
A
Y

>>150624398
I'm going to behead you

>>150624613
You are extra special because you are forcing your dumb headcanon on others. Kys

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>snipe that stupid egyptian cunt out of the sky
>"like mother like daugther"
widow best girl

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What the fuck is this "treasure" everyone keeps bugging Junkrat about?

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>>150623754
just wait.
sombra's invisibility bullshit will take that spot soon enough

>>150624315
I only just realised that dva's logo is a face.

>>150624404
He'll be Tank 6 and you'll like him.

>>150622959
I know the feel with bastion and pharah, all that's left is one gold skin and gold weapon each. I heard they're gonna give us all lump competitive points at the end though.

>>150623608
technically she's dying is why

reaper probably doesn't look too good under the mask himself now

>>150624660
They aren't canon but the flavor of the characters should remain in how they would react in these hypothetical

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How much accuracy am I supposed to be looking at in order to move up from the 40s?

>>150624903
really need another viable tank desu

>>150624864
He robbed a bank

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>>150624843
>implying she wouldn't rape Pharah to make Ana rage more

>>150624404
melee is awful and so are you

>>150623608
slowed heartbeat
meaning low bloodflow
meaning cold pussy

>>150624864
He stole a bunch of gold

it takes so fucking long to get your ult now. i'm finding myself taking out my blaster and taking potshots at the enemy so i can get the last 10% so i can revive my team.

>>150624960
i'd worry more about headshots if i were you

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>Finally get a legendary
>Hope it's tracer or zarya
>It's this
Fuck I would have taken the american version over this. At least I got our countries icon

>>150624903
This. Sombra's going to be offense and blizz won't add 2 offense heroes in a row.

>>150624960
it's the headshot percentage that's letting your down

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>>150624932
>she's dying
w-what? why? :(

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>>150624908
>lump competitive points at the end though

The real question here is how much? knowing how greedy blizzard is it won't be much

>never played genji
>try to get atleast decent at it
>getting destroyed by everything and everyone

what do

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>>150622729
IVRE ONLY PLAYED TWO GAMES AND THEY ALL CAME TO COIN FLIPS. THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT

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When will this cancerous Tracer/Genji meta end?

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>>150624213
>not using noire skin

>>150625146
He means she's in a constant state of "dying" due to her slowed heartbeat.

Junkrat is a true gentleman's hero

>>150624987
>>150625082
>>150624864
why don't you niggas READ
>He came to notoriety when he discovered an extremely valuable secret in the bones of the omnium. Though few knew the nature of what he found, he was nonetheless pursued by bounty hunters, gangs, and opportunists wherever he went, until he made a deal with the Junker enforcer Roadhog, who grudgingly agreed to be his personal bodyguard in exchange for a fifty-fifty share of the spoils.

he found robot space magic

Friendly reminder Sombra will be a snarky Latina hacker with
>M1: arm-mounted keyboard that shoots ascii character bullets
>M2: decoy clones
>E: Stealth wall
>L-Shift: Recon sentries (discreetly tag LoS enemies)
>Ult: Shadow Field (massive AoE that blinds enemy field)

>>150624864
he found out the reason and source code that allowed the Illuminati to force the omnic unrising

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>>150625102
I hammer a lot of Reinhardt shields, here's quickplay where tanks are non-existent.

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Does anyone have the image of 76 and Reaper where 76 says he's babysitting and that Reaper is wearing prototype talon armor with them both having babies strapped to them?

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Literally worse then LoL

Why even bother with competitive if you don't balance it?