/srg/ - Speedrunning General

>go to speedrun
>remember its gay and for nerds

phew, dodged a bullet there

>streamer complains about RNG and the game trolling him when it's completely in his control and he just sucks or doesn't understand how it works

I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD STOP TALKING

>be swedish aryan alpha male
>wr holder in competitive game
>any girl i want, 300k starting
>settle for used goods american trailer trash

wew

>>150560529
who are you quoting?

>>150560407
i want to lick simplee elin's feet!

Anyone run Sonic CD here? I need some advice on how to jump over the stage at the start of Tidal Tempest 1

>>150560636
your mum after i destroyed her bung

>>150561031
wr holder here. just try really hard, that's what i do.

>>150561031
try the "jump" button

HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:

We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
>weewee
>peaches_
>duke
>grav
>ion

Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>skeletonbill (doesn't speedrun, barely has)
>dickoak (same)
>beneziaa (same)
>slayer (same)

Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.

I'm referring to the following:
>malos (he is nothing how the thread makes him out to be)
>jmatt
>doublearmory
>tk mze
>andre

Stop giving the following attention:
>meows (rarely speedruns and only does so when he's a hot topic)
>ari (literally who? also same as above
>squid (tries to police the thread despite having no authority and not being a speedrunner)

If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.

>>150561483
This post is the worst piece of shit I've ever seen and if you're one of the people who constantly reposts it thinking you're an epic memer, I hope you fall off a balcony.

Pure unadulterated cancer.

>>150560640
that can't be good for either of you

>>150561459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN0SH3jhnGo
It's too high

Post em

>Nicest guy you met at ESA:
>Coolest guy at ESA:
>Biggest shitter:
>Biggest memer (hard option - not Geurge):
>Most annoying guy at ESA:
>Scariest person at ESA:

>>150562214
Do All Roboticizers runs, I always wanted to see that.

>>150562467
There was a GDQ one

>>150562218
>Nicest guy you met at ESA: N/A
>Coolest guy at ESA: N/A
>Biggest shitter: Bubblesdelfuego
>Biggest memer (hard option - not Geurge): N/A
>Most annoying guy at ESA: Bubblesdelfuego
>Scariest person at ESA: N/A

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>>150562567
I must have missed that one.

Watching it right now, I'm starting to miss old GDQs again.

>comfy as fuck atmosphere
>can see everybody in the room
>everyone casually bantering with each other, feels like a group of friends rather than some soulless professional event
>can actually hear the fucking game well
>clapping only for actual tricks

>>150562214
hey i know that guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-ZflWxihUk

>>150565169
he has baited you

>>150565672
to think of all the TIME I JUST FUCKING WASTED
*goes back to speedrunning video games*

>>150560437
youre not even streaming...

>>150566395
sorey senpai

>>150566457
..i miss u...

i want to FUCK rokko chan

>>150566640
*curls toes*

anyone else wish duke would hecking stream

>>150566750
who the F*** is duke?

>>150566750
tfw sitting right behind him wishing he would stream

>>150568670
hi jodi

>>150568670
just make him ya stupid fat cunt

>>150568670
bene post thighs

>>150568863
i tried but he keeps saying things like, "i want to experience this game ALONE"

hc why do all your posts keep getting deleted

also hi

>>150569220
uh this is me
>>150568934
hi

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>>150569220
>implying im hc

>>150569395

>>150560437
>>150566589
?????

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>>150568670
werent we supposed to get burgers last week

>>150569543
glenn hates me cause he aint me ya feel

>>150566714
*uncurls dick*

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>>150569576
sorry we've been busy moving and shit. you free this weekend?

>>150569607
Nah, I don't think Glenn hates you, I think he just makes a habit of cleaning up garbage.

Kill yourself promptly.

>>150569576
Weren't you supposed to actually speedrun with your sellout account back now

cosmo's sad

>>150570160
what's new

>>150569220
tell him to stream subnautica

>>150570060
>de headcrab face

post rare benes

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>>150571339

idea: duke streams but hides it so it feels like hes playing alone but is still streaming

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>>150569807
does sunday work

>>150570012
yea soon I hope, not much time to myself lately.

>>150572368
pretty much the same as him playing offline on steam
oh wait

someone duo q with me

>>150572663
what game

stop being epic

I just got back from not speed running anything or watching any speedfriends for the past month.

How was SGDQ? Was it shittier than the previous years? Any good drama? Best runs?

t-thanks serg. I came back to speed run my fav game and share withy ou guys

>>150574084
what game
post splits

>>150572703
sm64

>>150572465
yeah sunday is okay, bene is stealing my phone to tell you because i am "unreliable"

>>150574084
GDQ is samey, so 6/10. Have a tier list.

>Old GDQ Tier
Jak and Daxter

>Top Tier
Deus Ex: Blitzkrieg Edition
Trauma Center: Second Opinion
Sonic '06
Star Wars: Jedi Academy
Gimmick!

>High Tier
Super Mario World (Small Mario run)
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight (One-Handed)
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Race)
Catherine
Dude's Crest
Hagane
Super Metroid
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Blindfolded Disaster)
Typing of the Dead
Aladdin
Actraiser
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
The Elder Scrolls: Arena, Daggerfall, and Skyrim
Curse of Issyos
Pepsimeme

>Mid. Tier
Sonic Adventure 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Donkey Kong Country 3
Max Payne 2
Dustforce
Trip World
Super Mario RPG
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror (Co-op)
Fallout 3: Tranniversary Edition
Tetris Block (Excluding Setup)

>Low Tier
Resident Let's-a-go 2
Ocarina of Time "Glitchless"
Literally everything else

>Ty the Tasmanian Trainwreck Tier
Pikmin (Went 5:00 over estimate, 25:00 over PB)
Trials Fusion (1:30:00 of Happy Wheels level showcases. Hi YouTube!)
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger (Local Autist Ruins Everything: The Run)

>>150572465
he's unreliable follow me on twitter pls

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So, you play video games... but fast?
>n-no I just watch them

>>150577628
So you watch your friend play games? What's his name?
>w-well i dont r-really know him i just give him money sometimes

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Reminder that pie clique runs this shit.

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>>150578957
shitting their brain that is

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For a buncha speedyboys this thread sure ain't !

Later potatoes, too slow for me

>>150578957
pie only runs away from his steppappy when he takes out the belt

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>>150579313

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>>150579391
>no dewd no

heh

>>150578957
somethingautistic.ca

https://twitter.com/ferianjay/status/760992067518595072

can someone post uncropped horned

>>150581231
uncropped horned

>>150580627
get it in cyber yeehaw

http://www.strawpoll.me/10910488

slave to the meta, slave slave to the meta

>>150587904
>someone leaves a comment on his instagram telling him he used to be a fan but not anymore because he became a political sellout
>eric screenshots and posts it, then posts multiple other photos of the guy on his account encouraging his fans to harass the guy
>the guy's account then gets hacked and defaced

wow he gives no fucks! epic!

>>150588234
sounds like that dude got epic owned lol

>>150588234
well to be fair complaining about that is /pol/ tier retarded

this thread fuckin sucks

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>>150590164

https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon/status/761060939839844352

SHOTS FUCKING FIRED FROM PIE

>>150593735
hmu with a clip buddy

>>150593578
>>150593934
why did you delete?

>>150594564
fuck off im not spoonfeeding

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#rare

>>150595695
is meeting up to sit in a circle and go on twitter a typical speedrunner thing

our boi dropping mad af truth bombs rn

our boi is streaming btw

>>150595914
only 1 person pictured is an actual speedrunner tho

>>150596225
jfc our boi is a speedrunner

our boi btw

>>150596225
yeah i guess youre right grind monkeys dont count

>the year of our Lord 2016
>he still streams small or medium

esa will never post a budget

>>150560529
f in nancy
nancy in sweden

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>mfw GDQs cost a minimum of $250,000 to run now

>>150579294
Underrated post

GUYS.

CLINT IS SPEEDRUNNING AGAIN. ZFG WILL BE DONE IN NO TIME. THIS IS REAL THIS TIME.

>>150565169
iAY YO HOL UP
*saves state*
SO U BE SAYIN
*saves state 2*
U BE SAYING
*presses finger down on speed-up key*
YO HOL UP
*loads state*
HOL UP
*activates no death cheat*
U BE SAYIN
*loads state*
THAT
*fast forwards through cutscene*
THAT
*denies any claims that I used emulator functions*
THAT WE
*loads state*
WE WUZ CHEATERS N SHIEEET?

>>150601030
let me guess he sucked dick at overwatch

this kid is about to get coughed on again