/owg/ - Overwatch General

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hana song

not hana song

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Heh...looks like you shouldn't have laughed at us hackers....and now your precious game's servers are down. If we don't get to play, no one does... ;)

First for we're being DDoSed because autists are asshurt that they got banned for hacking.

battlenet ddos?

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CURRENT YEAR

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>You will never smell Tracer's sweaty underpants after long and hot day

i got to play lucioball, only one game though until it kicked me out

>summer games
>only one game

will they add more games later?

>>150451605
>Got America
Well if I got the worst category at least I got the only good one

>they won't let you buy the skins with in game currency
>you probably saved up for nothing
>can barely even play the game today

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Jessie AmeriCree!

>>150451913
no, blizz is being ddos'd because its fun to watch a bunch of autistic virgins go full harambe over not being able to play their videogames

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You know what I don't understand?

The consensus seems to be that people who are completely fine with tanks being in the overpowered state they're in, but they get mad at me for destroying them with Junkrat.

Instant death hooks and charge-pins are fine, but if I direct hit you with bombs as a fragile 200hp hero then that is "cheap."

>>150451893
God damn that sweater looks comfy as fuck

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I will protect Lena's smile

I WANT TO PLAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCRIPTKIDDIES GO HOME

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>>150451871
I want to kiss hana song

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>>150451871
She is so cute!

>>150451927
He's 12 right? No adult can seriously be this entitled.

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>>150451871
hana song cum

How mad would you be?

http://plays.tv/video/57a10e9e7b98755bdb/gg-blizzard

what's the fastest way to level? QP?
or comp because it's more points based on time?
I'd imagine QP since you can pump out matches faster

hehehe... you shouldnt have laughed at us... now youre paying the price...

unban my account... or continue suffering...

>>150452038
>Join date: 2009

Fraid not amigo

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Pharah a pure.

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Stealth confirmed :^)

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Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that the reason we won't let you spend credits on the items you want is because we want them to be rare and that's it. BUT, if you want you could always buy 50 Summer Games Loot Boxes for the low low price of $39.99! Haha, what a steal.

Does this mean zarya is naturally blonde?

>>150451208
>make items only available through boxes
>make loot from boxes completely random
>make boxes available for a limited time
Creates an environment where you have to be in a game 24/7 to get the items you want.

>>150451927
IT'S 2016, COME ON

>>150452117
-said no one ever

>>150452023
I want to kiss you after you kiss hana song

>>150452102
Could just be an entitled 16 year old

>>150452018
im in a game bro

>Caved in and bought 24 boxes
>got Champion Zayra, Striker Lucio twice somewhow, Sprinter Tracer and D.Va's skin
>all I really want is American McCree Presents: Alice in Wonderland skin

It's an abstract feel

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these mortals...

What is a decent/easy to use recording program so I can record footage to turn into webms of how shit I have?

I miss the innocent days when people just picked what they liked.
Nowadays it's all about muh teamcomp and half the roster is never picked.

>>150451893
I'm still laughing, you're out on bux, I'm off playing something else :)

>>150452254
I just use fraps after the fact for potg/highlights

MOTHER FUCKER I WAS GOING TO WIN ANOTHER MATCH 5-0 FUCKING POODLECORP

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>>150451893

>>150452017
That skin is so fucking cute.

The only way I'm going to be happy with this exclusivity is if I get it or if they do a full-on bikini skin next month.

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>>150452192
lewd and gay

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>>150451871
>>150452023
>>150452025
>>150452058
>you'll probably never get Taegeukgi

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>tfw almost lvl 100
>servers go down

life is suffering

>>150452237
I think the current group of 14 year olds are gonna be extra fucked up when they turn 30


they have been raised on the internet and this is what happens

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>>150452189
No need to.

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What if we DDOS the cheaters' website

>>150452312

cuts off access to all the useless parts of the hand that don't hack

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>>150447920
>If you want to SUPPORT our cause, you have to buy some CoreCoins!
>Location: Israel
It's fucking magical.

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>>150452025
>No face paint

fuck now I have to delete this from my folder.

>>150452095
>>150451893
Is this a thing? Cheaters getting mad for getting caught cheating?

>>150452010
Sounds like the pot calling the kettle black desu.

>>150452313
If only play of the games aren't always junk.

Demo recording when, Blizzard??

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WHY THE FUCK ARENT SERVERS BACK YET?


FUCKKKKKK

LETS GO GUYS, FOLLOW THIS FUCKER SO WE CAN PLAY

>>150452220
>bought 24 boxes
>got a Roadhog victory pose
Sad times

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"""esports"""

""""pro"""" overwatch

>>150452372
;_;

>>150452014
reinhardt's pins are easy to avoid, unless you're another tank

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>>150452375
yes i will. i will change RNG with the power of love

>>150452486
kek fuck off

>>150452486
t. poodle

>>150452312
Your fingers stay nice and toasty (since, as a nonconformist anti-sheep, you haven't paid your heating bill in months), while retaining the dexterity needed to code like a sick cunt

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>>150452313
what program do you use to turn the fraps video into a webm?
> if any

>>150452402
those anonymouse are some serious business

>>150452372
>tfw no full pic

>>150452312
>not knowing the advantage of hacking with fingerless gloves
honestly, I just feel sad for you

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>Open summer free loot crate
>Get Djinnyatta
>Already had Sunyatta
>My favorite Zen skin and the one I use is Ascendant

McCree's USA belt buckle is my new favorite thing.

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B.Va could've been the best skin in the game if they kept her hair long. Come on Blizzard, it's 2016.

>They wasted the best mercy color on a season bullshit roll of the dice thing

I'm kinda mad

>Get in just long enough to open my crate
>Japan player icon
>Bastion voice line
>50 Gold
>Symmetra spray
>Connection lost
I'm beyond disapointment

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>>150452117
>pure with no Hajib
>no Hajib common skin
Do they even want immigrant playerbase?

>>150452387
What if we fap to Tracer's armpit together?

>>150452505
GW2 is pretty legit decision-making wise.

>>150452437
that was a VERY autistic thing to say.

>>150452017
Go away Widowmaker, you're not fooling anyone.

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>>150452425
>This is unacceptable. It's 2016 Blizzard, cheating happens.

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>playing comp
>DDOS starts
>two teammates DC
>we capture both points after they come back
>next round
>half my team gets DC'd
>we lose both points because it was 3v6
>round 3
>we capture first point and the game starts to lag
>get DC'd
>come back and check my rank
>we got credit for the win
Thanks for the free win, ScriptKiddies

>Pay $40 for a fucking game
>Then get fucked over with skins
>Now they cant even stop a bunch of skiddies
>Just want to play MY FUCKING GAME ON MY NIGHT OFF

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>150452689
Her butt is better than her armpits

>playing easiest game of my life and have "gg ez" ready in the chat box for right when the game ends
>server crashes
why does this only happen me?

>>150452505
>E-"""Sports"""

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY DID IT

THOSE EDGY 15 YEAR OLDS ON THAT ONE FORUM ACTUALLY DID IT

OVERWATCH IS GETTING DDOS'D BY THE ANONYMOUS 9GAG MEME MASK ARMY

EVERYONE FUCKING PANIC

THE SERVERS CAN'T HANDLE ALL THEIR EDGY TEENAGE ANGST AND HOT TOPIC PRODUCTS

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>>150452603

Are the servers fucked?

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the ddos attacks LOL

i just can't see my b.net friends, but now it's fixed

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/fit/ phara best phara

Mei

>>150452685
what the fuck is a Hajib?

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I just want to grind for the new Lucio skins but I'm gonna have to go play TF2 for the first time in two months.

>>150452375
I bought the 24 pack and got it on the very last lootbox

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>tfw no qt barefoot Widowmaker skin

Why does Blizzard hate me?

>>150452432
yeah, they are truly the scum of any community

>>150452592
web m for bakas

>>150452643
Junker could've been half decent if her hair wasn't JUST tier and if they got rid of the stupid glasses

So do you get punished for getting disconnected at the moment? Didn't see the news and got DC'd twice in a row.

>>150452254
Both NVIDIA and AMD have their own built-in recording software, as far as I know. Fraps is pretty shit, don't know how it manages to inflate video size that much. OBS is fairly decent.

>>150452387
Too bad 4chan isn't an army. Nice idea though. Someone needs to show those cheaters that they're not invincible.

DDOS EDITION

While we wait for server stability, lets play another game /owg/. Out of all possible characters, who would you fuck, and why?

Me? - Tracer.
Why? - British accents make me weak

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>all the hacker 15 year edgy fucks got together and are currently ddosing blizz

>>150452839
I'm honestly about to cave in and buy a few boxes. Knowing my luck, I'll get a lot of good shit, then be like that one guy who D/Ced and lost it all.

>>150452685
You can't even spell hijab. fucking retard holy shit.
Literally kiss yourself

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Since servers are down, share potgs or some shit

I just want an excuse to post this

>>150452524
I don't know how many times I've walked into a rhein charge meant for someone else. Feel like a bad luck magnet sometimes.

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OY VEEEEY

>>150452486
Yeah no. Not happening. I'll report them instead.

>>150452014
>Tanks
>Overpowered

Keksimus Maximus.

If anything I'm seeing more and more 1 tank comps

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>>150452821
You know i actually googled it with Pharah

Tumbl never ceases to amaze me.

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Mercy!

>>150452254
If you have an nVidia card then use the Geforce Experience. Alt+F10 records your last minute of gameplay.

>>150453064
>Proud Jewish LGBT Support

>>150452910
me- d.va

youngest out of everyone, so closest to my age, only a year younger than me

seems like shed be the most fun during sex

but also probably mercy because shes probably experienced

>>150452972
t. muhammad muhammad "muhammad" muhammad

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>>150452910
Mei

Why? - THICCCCCCCCC

>>150453096
Imagine launching a fist into that gut

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>>150452798
All Pharah is fit and best.

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W E W

really good feelings:

>reading the screencaps of all those cheaters who got banned yesterday
>someone on red team accidentally typing "that genji..." in allchat after you kill him + 2 of his teammates
>firestriking a riptire to save your team

>>150453129
Not him but thanks! Never knew this.

>>150453016
I actually had a pretty similar PotG, wish I had recorded it. Knocking the ball up then jumping off the launch pads is a solid strategy.

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>>150453016
Sure thing. It's not like I can play the fucking game right now anyway thanks to dumbass literal children.

>>150452837
>but I'm gonna have to go play TF2 for the first time in two months.
Too bad fucko. They killed the game a month ago.

They've made it slightly less awful than it was on update release but it's still atrocious.

>Everyone giving the script kiddies (You)s just like they want
I mean I know these threads are full of idiots but seriously.

I've had the game sat on a shelf to play for a while. Is now a good time to start then?

>>150453064
>Proud Jewish LGBT Support

What happened to hackers? They're such cucked numales now. Remember myg0t? Those guys knew the meaning of trolling and didn't give any fucks.

>"we brought down blizzard entertainment wow we're so cool :)"
>targets the ISP specifically

Maybe there's something I don't get here but isn't this just really unimpressive? Wouldn't this only succeed in keeping data from going in rather than out?

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>>150452643
>tfw im the only one who likes short hair

>>150453045
>meant for someone else

As a reinhardt main, this is usually how it goes.

We just get the recovery with that big dick

>yes, the hammer showed be nerfed to 65HP so it's a 3/4 shot instead of 2/3

>>150453160
you can't like something if you can't spell it

Do these fags realize that some of us work.

Like I hate my life enough, and video games are my only escape.

And now they fucking take that away too

>people wanting 'purity'
Fuck that give me an experienced slut I don't got time to teach them to eat my ass and punch my prostate

lol
Hackers are DDOS Blizz because their salty as fuck for being banned

>>150453310
Those guys only cared about two things: Player tears and cakes.

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>No shirtless Reinhardt skin
>No wrestler singlet Reinhardt skin like the player icon

Why go on living /owg/?

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>>150451893
That's cool this game sucks anyways.

>>150453016
no one care about your stupid game mode

>>150453016
>blizzard's algorithm is clearly capable of choosing PotG based not on damage as evidenced here
>PotG will still always be some random shitter's junkrat/d.va ult that caught 3 people
just fuck my potg up senpai

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>>150453016
POTG from the 20 minute game (16 minute overtime) I had

>>150452237
based fucking reyes

>>150452716
I know abstract concepts aren't your forte but, sometimes people intend to hurt your feelings.

>>150453342
B-but they gotta stick it to the man! These retards are worse than fucking dindus

>>150452126

Hmm...

>>150453212
You'd better not start what I think you're starting.

Alright this thread has gotten way too retarded with being angry about the script kiddies, see you fucks later.

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>>150453096
I recognize that swimsuit!

>>150453342
kids are stupid and salty

like this one
>>150453368

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>Get home from work

I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY

>DDoS

>>150453305
when the servers are down? yeah

>>150452910
Pharah, because she must have sick hip control

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>tfw Blizzard banned Reaper
Anyway, does anyone have caps of all the new skins, yet?

These summer skins are actually just awful. If this is the kind of quality Blizzard can hope to come up with for more skins, I would rather they just stop and focus on making more actual content.

Like, ironically making shit skins in the hopes it's kinda cute or funny is still making a shit skin.

>>150453189
hey i heard about you people, you're a stomach punching fetish person right?

>want new Zarya skin because her legendaries are fucking awful
>get both of the new Tracer skins and another duplicate of one opening boxes

ayyy fuck you to blizzard

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>>150453342
Play something else.
Grant EU membership to South Korea or something.

PSA: they're not "hackers," they're "cheaters." hacker implies they did something impressive. they just paid someone else for an aimbot.

Someone said the bastion rio skin has a mosquito on his shoulder instead of a bird

Is this actually true ?

>>150452798
>arms
>legs
nice headcanon senpai

>>150453602
Nice opinion

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What exactly is their goal here?
>ah well they are DDOSing us now, better stop banning the cheaters

>>150453016
didn't record it but i scored a goal from across the entire field, and it was the only goal of the game

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>>150452910
Mercy for me. She would be kind and very giving. And she probably wouldn't bully my lack of experience, or at least help be a good teacher.

>>150453602
What should they have made instead, while still keeping the OL theme?

>>150453581
like three threads ago, bub

>>150453602
They already are. 4 maps with one coming in Sept or Oct and a new hero on the way. This is just promotional side stuff for them.

>>150453713
no

>>150453342
>wage cucks
All Bliz cares about are whales and streamers wasting money on boxes

>>150453451
this was also an extremely autistic thing to say

>>150453342
videogames are stupid anyway. Get a life bro

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RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAAAAEEEEEEEE

>>150453767
Not an Olympic theme. It's a terrible theme.

>>150453767
Reinhardt covered in oil. Change charge pin to him wrestling the opponent to the ground.
Enjoy homoerotic content.

I main Roadhog, D.Va, 76, and McCree.

There's a lot of situations where I feel like I don't have a good hero to pick. Who should I take up to round myself out?

I'm only rank 51 if that matters, this is my first FPS in probably a decade.

>>150453781
I'll look for it. I was out all day driving family around.

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>POST YFW THE EDGY 15 YEAR OLDS WEREN'T FUCKING KIDDING

WE DDOS NOW

>>150453602
Seleção is Lucio's best skin.

>>150453871
Woah there!

What is it that triggered the ban wave?

>>150452910
>bastion
>shove the minigun up my ass/fuck his cannon

>>150453739
>Blizzard unbans all cheaters
>Given compensation loot boxes
>Anti-cheat removed
who has the best hacker team for comp

>>150453739
its probably not the hackers from that site

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>>150452851
>Widow gets a France color skin that is not as great as McCree's and Genji's skins
>time slag, Russian bulldyke and Brazilian manlet all get Olympic skins
>only spray and player icon has her as a gymnast
Fucking Blizzkikes.

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>>150453893
>I main
>I'm only rank 51

Is mccrees rio skin really an American flag?

If so that's fucking awesome

>>150453880
What no it's not.

>>150453342
they are the internet dindus. not much we can do

>>150452432
http://imgur.com/a/dXJB9

These are the sort of people who will claim to have been "persecuted" by the evil megacorp when they are banned for cheating.

>>150453893
Lucio

maybe Blizzard will make summer skins purchasable through coins now

>>150453602
I like the legendary ones, they should have done them for every hero instead of just the 3.

I just want my gymnastics Widowmaker skin. :(

>>150453871
Experience Tranquility

>>150452910
Soldier 76 because I have daddy issues.

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>>150453934
I only come here every now and then, was this something that was predicted or talked about earlier?

>>150453934
What edgy kids?

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WHILE I WAS AT THE DOCTOR?

>shell out on boxes because disposable income
>50
>still no yankee noon

Fucccck, I just wanna be a brash Yankee boy. Gold gun plus murica cape.

>got best Mercy skin yet and best Zarya doe

>>150452014
Trashmouse is the most annoying hero to play against in the entire game. When you see one, you know that you're not going to have fun, win or lose.

>>150453893
>maining
Stop.

Reinhardt for pushing, Pharah or Junkrat for mobility/killing turrets and Bastions, Lucio for healing, Zenyatta for offensive support, Reaper for when they have a fuckton of tanks.

>>150453940
whenever you fucks do that i feel like committing suicide instantly

or worse

>go to sleep.

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will this help me to rank up?

>>150453893
These are all kind of close range picks (except 76). Pick someone who can fuck things up from a distance, like a sniper (or Pharah/Junkrat if you want to be that guy).
Or just learn to play Lucio/Zenyatta so you can be support but still pretend to have fun.

>>150454002
His belt buckle is also a big USA.

>>150454010
I'm 99.99% certain that there would be something in a ToS for OW that says "don't cheat or use third party applications". Are these people literally just retarded?

>>150453837
So is mindless repetition.

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>>150453940
>>150454030
NEVER POST AGAIN

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>>150453934
I can't play anyway because my RAM is late coming in.
>tfw pre-ordered
>tfw less than 2 hours played because of PC problems

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>>150453739
Nothing will change.
Blizz if anything had a hardline stance towards DDOS ever since WoW got out.

In a week nobody will remember it.

>>150453342
why don't you get a constructive worthwhile hobby then.

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>aim downwards with winstons leap
>He actually does a "decent" amount of damage now.

>>150454116
only if you're already at your peak in terms of skill

>>150453445
How many people in this game named themselves Ghost?

I think I actually prefer Zarya with her default hair rather than the ponytail

>>150452432
nah, i dont think these angry little shits are the """hackers""", just some group of squatting slavs wanting to get some attention because :^)__________

>>150454013
lel no

All future events will go this way where your built up currency will be useless and you'll only get new stuff from the boxes.

Well its up, going to play NigroBall till I see how stable it is

>>150454157
easy
woah there

>>150454010
lmao what a bunch of fucking losers

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this god damn gun is a soccer ball

>>150451893
"Hackers" You know how to use IP spamming bots. You da shit boy.

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got a bretty gud freebie box

>>150452910
Junkrat

He's a twitchy twink and light enough to easily pick up once you take his prosthetics off

>>150454157
WOAH THERE

>>150454071
>>150454097

blizzard issued mass bans before the summer update and people were mad they got banned

>>150454097
nothing... just dont expect to play this game anytime soon... hehehe...

>>150454150
That's amazing

Literally the only skin I want now

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>open crate
>all player icons

>>150454105
Yeah but the Junkrat player will be having more than enough fun to compensate.

>>150454223
Ponytail is fine, that dumb cap is not.

>>150454071
When the ban wave hit they were threatening to get Anonymous to hack Blizzard, or DDoS Blizzard and all these other things.

>>150454252
You mother fucker

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>>150454157
If I'm playing Zen and there's a Genji on the enemy team, I save my ults exclusively for him, and no one else.

It's always hilarous to see them flipping the fuck out when I cockblock their ults.

>>150454002

All the skins are either sporting outfits or the characters dressing up to rep their country

Mercy Switzerland red + flag
Genji GLORIOUSO RISING SUNNU FRAG AND CORORS
McCree FREEDOM colours etc.

>>150454252

>got dupes of Mercy/Tracer
>don't play either unless necessary

Just give me my MURICA

>>150454220
At least 1

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>>150452910
D.Va. She's fucking Korean. Also her voice is cute.

>watch streams of pros
>almost 90% of them use Aimbots
>watch major tournaments
>almost all of them use aimbots
>Blizzard bans a good deal of them
>servers are attacked

and this is why we cant have nice things. Humans deserves death

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Nani?!

>>150452685
>>150453095
>Pharah and Ana muslim
>Tattoo's
Well memed my friend.

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>Summer Olympics
>it's actually during winter
>the new game mode is about football and not olympics

>>150454223
Yeah I actually like that cut on her, this hair just makes her look even more masculine somehow.

>>150454268
He's 6'6 when he's not hunched over.

>>150453871
HAMMER
DOWN

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>only thing I want is non-pink hair Zarya
>get AmeriCree in free box
>every earned box since is grey grey blue grey garbage

>>150454338
It feels really hard to not have fun playing Junkrat.

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>tfw the enemy think they're unstoppable with a full team of DVas
>mfw we wipe them out with Zarya and Reind

>>150454116
just get loads of coffee instead lad

>>150453326
WHY WOULD THEY NERF THE FUCKING HAMMER
IT'S A HAMMER
ITS SUPPOSED TO HURT
2 FUCKING MELEES DEAL THE SAME AMOUNT (give or take 5 damage)
if they wanted to nerf rein/hog, nerf their movement speed. they're TANKS, they're supposed to be slow. I doesn't make sense for roadhog to have the same speed as fucking lucio (im not counting the boost because it gives it to everyone)

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>servers are fucked i guess ill go make a custom game with bots to practice my aim
OH WAIT THE CUSTOM GAME OPTION IS FUCKING GONE

>>150454448
She icewalled, you can clearly see the effects.

>>150454495
Oh yeah, I like em lanky

So people are DDoSing the server's because they want to cheat?

>>150454448
Ice wall right below you.

>>150454484
its summer in the relevant parts of the world

CONFIRMED VIRGINS
>Tracer
>Symmetra
>D.Va
>Genji
>Zenyatta

Everyone else has had sex.

>>150454448
it must be the work of an enemy stand!

>>150454392
The best part is that because of Zen's speed you can just follow him around as he spazzes out trying to find someone not in your aura.

>>150452685
>>150453095
>>150452972
>>150453160
>>150453334
Reminder that Islam is abolished in the future and Blizzard knows it

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>>150454605
>Zenyatta

>>150454605
>Tracer
>D.va

No

>>150454116
Just kill yourself instead

>>150454605
>19 year old Korean E-Sports celebrity
>virgin

>no Custom Game
>no Practice Range
What the fuck?

>>150454605
>Genji a virgin
>Bastion not
???

has blizz confirmed ddos or is everyone really giving a random tweet attention whore what he wants

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>level 45
>never got a legendary or even the level below it for a skin yet in any of my loot boxes
>the only skins I've got have been the 75 credit palette swaps
>people here get legendaries in their free box
>people here get multiple legendaries in a single box
am I just shit luck? I want some skins ; ;

>>150454484
>Australian
>shitposting

Stop being so cliche.

>>150454605
>Tracer

Could she get any more perfect?

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I'll save my coins for Sombra and Doomfist I guess.

>>150454592
Pretty much, yeah.

They can't justify their actions without looking like whiny faggots.

>>150454605
wrong on all counts. mccree has never fucked, though

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>when no one kills the enemy Pharah and it's up to you as Reinhardt

>>150454592
Yup.
Good news is Blizz will persecute cheaters even more now.

Name me ONE time DDOS worked on a big company.

>>150454662
How do you even abolish it?
Do you nuke them or something?

>>150454681
He's a Monk. Vow of Celibacy, yo.

>>150454686
Tracer keeps rewinding her timestream after sex so she's forever virginal.

And Hana is 12 you sick fuck.

>>150454704
Does Genji count if his old dick got sliced off by a mad german woman?

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I'll go play Civ5 tell me when the servers are back

>>150454605
Genji was literally a playboy.

>>150454592
> cheaters got bannu
yes
> someone DDoS blizz
yes
> this two are related
no proff

>>150454603
Guess where the Olympics are happening you dummylord.

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>>150454010
>"ARE THEY GONNA BAN ME FOR USING PAINT NOW TOO"

apex kek

cheating fuckboys will go so far to try and justify that what they were doing was moral or totally legal in every possible way

these are the people who are gonna grow up, get pulled over, and then yell "you can't pull me over, I'm a free inhabitant" in front of a dashcam to try and justify their shitty fucking existence

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R8 my shit OC

Who should I be able to reliably 1v1 as Widow close up?

I can't tell which matchups are hopeless and which I'm just shit at.

>>150454720
>level 45
>never got a legendary
Bullshit. You're guaranteed a legendary every twenty-something boxes.

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>Changed my battletag from CR7futbolxxx to a normal one 3 weeks ago
>Lucioball happens

>>150454448
Mei-cer

>>150451794
Why is blizzard lying to me telling me that my isp is getting ddos?

I've been online all day fine but now when I try to log on overwatch all of a sudden I'm getting ddos by super hackers

>>150454796
Genji was living the playboy lifestyle before he was a robot. He probably got all sorts of chink pussy.

>>150454818

NO PROOFS. NO PROOFS.

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>>150454392

>Genji ults
>I pop Transcendence
>my team all scatter in different directions to flee from scary ninja man

>>150454605
>son of a warlord
>virgin

Genji been fucking bitches left and right since 15

>>150454704
How do you think Omnics went crazy in the first place?

Cyber-STD.

>>150454809
Honorable Japanese Samurai would never deflower innocent women.

>>150454819
in an irrelevant country

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>>150454829
10/10

>>150454761
Several nukes followed by mass witchhunting

I just want the tracer skin.

Why can't I just fucking buy it with coins

>>150454840
If you land a scoped shot before they close ground just about anyone except tanks. Winston doesn't count as a tank though

>enemy is in midair
>HAMMER DOWN knocks them the fuck out of it

>enemy is standing on the curb
>does nothing
Nice game dotards

>>150454871
Oh for sure, but I mean he has a brand new body now, its like it never happened

>>150454720
I got the 2 zarya summer skins and the 2 tracer summer skins in like 5 boxes
git lucky

>>150454829
His name's Gabriel, not Kyle.
>>150454929
That's Hanzo, not Genji. Genji's the one who wanted to fuck bitches and get money.

>>150454928
His eyes fuck up at the end, when using hayseed skin

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so why do these nerds cheat in the first place? like what is the point? does it not remove fun from the game?

>>150454929

Dumbass

>>150454829
i cringed

>>150454573
Making rein a bit easier to outrun would be welcomed, not like anyone he was right on would be able to escape.

So long as they didn't make his shield moving speed slower at the same time.

>>150454929
Good thing Genji's clan was neither honorable nor samurai

>>150454861
Same feels bad man

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>>150454929
>Geisha
>innocent

>>150455037
He's still Genji, though. It totally counts.

>>150455049
ruin other people's game is a kind of fun

>>150455134
Never mind just got in and got a free loot with some Olympic games emotes and shit

>People STILL picking Ana even though she's a wasted slot

WHY

>>150454605
Genji's backstory is literally that Genji was fucking too much and Hanzo cut his dick off.

How to fix Reinhardt:

If hammer hits something, slow down movement speed by 50% for 1.5 seconds.

>>150455031
>Earthshatter that literally shatters the earth can be stopped by a shield that enemy Rein holds above ground

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>>150455049
Because they were either stoned or told they suck.

Someone please tell me they know how to play as other heroes in lucioball, this shit looks hilarious

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>>150455049

They got "ggez" typed to them one too many times after getting rolled, so they bought hacks so they could spam it back.

>open a summer box
>get legendary
>it's 500 coins
>can't even use it on summer skins
what the fuck?

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>bought Riverboat a couple days ago
>just got American McCree

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>>150454928
I got ya mam

>>150452014
>tanks
>overpowered

Have you played on the zenyatta patch at all?

>>150454887
> thinking that a bunch of beta teenagers would group up and do something because they got bannu
throw anonymous and "i watched mister robot now i see the truth" in that mix and i'll get a bingo

>>150455271
People like this should be gassed

>>150455245
How to fix Reinhardt:

Reduce the bullshit hammer hitbox.

>>150455245
reinardts already broken, why make him more OP?

>>150455180

Why is this turning me on

>>150451993
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>150454151
There's actually a separate anti-cheating agreement for all their games.
So yes, those retards talking about "taking the battle to the court" have serious brain damage.

>Blizzard Entertainment, Inc., by and through itself and/or its affiliates (“Blizzard”), considers the use of ‘unauthorized third party programs’ for hacking, cheating, botting and/or changing or facilitating gameplay to be a gross and serious violation of the Battle.net End User License Agreement (‘EULA’).

Anyone here wanna have a 6 man lucioball game and just let it run on forever for XP?