Summer Shilling Edition
Old thread: >>150416601
>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
>Best girl
Blueberry
hana song
QTmaker
Lucio-ball saved the game
xth for future soccer
ITS IN THE REFRIGERATOR
>>150429280
Fuck you Tracer best girl.
QUICK I need a pal to grind some brawl with add me > Arator95#2292
oregano
What does football have to do with Olympia?
nth for Tracer's belly button
I want to sniff tacer
>>150429407
*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff*
haha
>>150429168
anybody know how long the crates are summer loot?
>tfw you get every skin but the tracer one. the one you wanted. It's like blizzard knows.
>get a legendary drop
>500 coins
Got those new skins yet?
>>150429304
I agree with this post.
>>150429421
WHY
WHY DOES SPRINTER HAVE TO 100 TIMES SUPERIOR TO TRACK AND FIELD
>>150429468
Three weeks
>Spent $20 on boxes
>Just wanted AmeriCree
>Only summer skin I got was Widow
>>150429229
>implying they wouldnt leaver her old hitboxes on anyways
come on anon, you know blizz always half-assess everything, you really think they'd changer her hitboxes?
is there a list of all the skins, emotes, and other shit that was just added?
also, what's the fastest way to level? QP, right?
>d.va ults
>my teams rein starts meleeing the fucking meka as it's exploding
>he's rank 59
jesus..just...wow..........
>tfw got one of Tracer's Olympic skins on the 1st box
>can't even use her well
Thanks Blizz??!?
>>150429304
>>150429343
Ilike these two equally.
>halfway through lvl 100
>patch hits
EASY LOOT BOXES HERE I COME
nth for buying summer lootboxes gives Kaplan a green light to ruin the game just like TF2 with cosmetic-only updates
>>150429516
fuck you crate buyer goy
WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE SKINS BLIZZARD ?
>>150429343
Tracer's waifu is best girl.
Give me arguments why this game isn't balanced right fucking now /owg/
Explain 9 hero meta
>>150429332
cruel blizzard
>tfw obsessed with collecting all the skins and have bought over 100 of the new loot boxes
should i kms
>want genji or mercy's new skins so I can pretend there's a canadian rep
>know I would probably just get shit sprays if I buy loot chests
JUST
>>150429812
my favorite hero isn't in the meta.
I'm so tired of getting matched up against rank 70+ in solo Q when my team is low 60's
70+ qing with a low rank 50 should be a bannable offense.
>>150429865
Most definitely.
So i uh.. need some help. Im kinda computer illiterate, but I noticed that in the fps/lag/etc they added a VRM cattegory. Now i checked and thats supposed to be the motherboards heatsink, it counts in MB. Any ideas waht that means? Mine sits at around 680-700
Reminder
>go into options
>click controls
>hit the bar labeled "All Heroes"
>select Soldier: 76
>turn on allied health bars
>select Zarya
>turn on allied health bars
This does you and your team wonders.
Please
For the love of god
what is considered good lucio damage per game?
>you can't just buy the new skins with oversheckles
BLIZZARD
How long is this thing going on for?
aaaaaaaaaaaa why is blizzard payment with ideal not instant! i want my 50 boxes
>try out quick play for fast xp
>enemy team has a bastion
>my team runs in front of it and get slaughtered
>pick Pharah to kill the bastion
>their McCree kills me
>my team keeps dying to the bastion all the game
Is QP the ultimate ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA experience?
does anyone else get random stuttering
i can't tell if it's framerate drop or my internet, it happens suddenly in combat
>>150429952
>paying more money after spending $40 on the base game
wew lad
>>150429914
ur heatsink is at 680+ celcius, you need to replace it asap.
>>150429950
Until the 22nd.
Why are all of the skins in this game trash
ITT: autists bum-bothered they can't get every item in the game
HOW
2
GIT
SKINS
>suddenly a bunch of low level players with really good aim start popping up
>right after a ban wave
ummm
anyone else not have a drop down menu on other players on character selection/'H' menu anymore? what the fuck is going on
>>150430065
>It took me from the game coming out to last week to get one Zarya skin
FUCK
>>150430043
>40
You are casual.
Fastest way to rank up?
is it quickplay or ranked?
I can just see it now:
>Every single new cosmetic that Blizzard releases from now will be limited edition
>You won't be able to buy any of them with credits, so there will be no point in saving up and it will all be ENTIRELY based on RNG
>Cue flood of people buying boxes on the first day to be the first to get skins, and on the last day because they didn't get what they wanted
>Not enough people will complain about this for them to actually do anything, and for every single person that does there will be two Blizzdrones who rush in to Blizzard's defense
>All this on a game we actually paid to play
Prepare yourself for the wild ride, my friends.
Anyone feel like epics and legendaries are a lot more common from the summer games lootboxes?
>>150429421
>>150429168
>literally no sign of abs or muscle definition of any kind in her midriff
DROPPED
>fighting a losing koth, a duo is trolling by swapping tjorborn picks back and forth
>a guy is raging in chat about it the entire time
>last game, 0-3 overtime
>2 people including myself are alive with their entire team being alive
>he yells at me when I don't step on the point to extend overtime
BLOG
>>150430039
Look near the top left of your screen. If you see a yellow icon flash, you've either got lag or packet loss. If you see two icons, you've got both.
What rank do people stop perpetuating the shitty "double tank pls" meme
>>150430237
gotta appeal to those koreans and their love of flat plastic stomachs.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>Cave and buy the 11 goyboxes for 9.99
>Get Genji skin and Infrit
Fuck you guys, I can't even play anymore because Blizz thought it would be a laugh riot to do a banwave right before a cosmetic update. Enjoy your shit game.
>>150430301
>thinking it's a meme
are you retarded
>>150430241
so then why didnt you step on the point you fucking faggot?
i'm part of the problem
I bought 50 lootboxes and got everything I wanted, including a load that weren't even summer related
>tfw scoring a goal cross map as goalie
I kind of want to overdose on adderall and learn cryptography in an afternoon for the whole Salted_ thing, but I don't want to do it for a game ran by jews who make limited time RNG-only items.
>torbjorn
>swedish
>doesn't shave his moustache leaving only he hair on his cheeks and jaws as the prophet Muhammad (swt) has decreed
>doesn't recite verses from the Quran every time he kills a kuffar
>no explosive-based attacks
bliz really slacking
>>150429914
It's VRAM from your gpu retard not VRM Blizzard was just too lazy to include the A.
>>150429925
>not using Zarya bubble reactively to oneshots like Hog hook
>Playing S.76 at all in this
>>150430104
Blizzard is truly full of economic geniuses
>hard ban on anyone that cheats
>they buy the game again
>they get banned again
>and again
>and again...
>>150430094
Play the game or bend over for Kaplan.
>>150430421
>tfw jump goal with just a punch.
>no new Zarya win animation
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>150430216
>it's just cosmetics why do you care xDthere's no real argument against this either, fuck my life
>>150430237
No sign of flab either. She's sitting in that sweet spot where if she flexes you'll see some abs but relaxed it's plain. Or it's just a cartoon and Blizzard already has their jacked Zarya.
>>150430043
>being a poor neet
WHY CAN'T I USE MY FUCKING CREDITS?
I DIDN'T SAVE UP FOR MONTHS FOR THIS SHITI really hope this doesn't become a trend
>>150429280
broken hero
>>150430379
Toten
For some reason I thought higher of you back in tf2g
>capture first point quickly in King's Row
>hold the same point until enemy captures it during their 00:00 push
>lose sudden death
See you in season 2
>>150430569
>implying it won't to force you to buy boxes
If I don't get the burger flag icon before this is over I'm gonna cry
>>150430404
No.
Anyway, at what rank do people stop perpetuating this shitty meme?
>>150430379
>Cave and buy the 11 goyboxes for 9.99
>get Sparrow (already had Bedouin), American McCree, some of the new victory poses and voice lines, and several epic duplicates
>>150429445
>Playing Mercy on KotH
>Tracermain bitches and moans every 40 seconds about Lucio being "2stronk"
>Get multiple 3+ resurrects winning fights. A few eliminations, Solo 76 a few times.
>Lose game but it's super close, 99/99 every round.
>Tracermain bitches at me for playing Mercy and not Lucio.
>Healed nearly 40% team damage, 30 boost assists, always boosting damage ults. PotG is Genji I'm boosting.
>Teammates say nice things about me, get lots of votes
>Enemy team says nice things about me to.
Healslut is pretty fun
>>150430569
It will, I guarantee it. Especially for holiday skins.
>>150430104
actually i was wondering why there was no star players in groups today but now remembered activision
brb drinking delicious bot tears
https://imgur.com/a/ZzSGi
>yfwyou can just buy everything later for a buttload of coins.
>>150430490
>the tiny rectangles impede my headsh0t sK1LLing
anyone want to play OW with me on xbox one?
That skin you're saving up for, what's its name?
Mechaqueen, Ribbit, and one of D.Va's junker skins are mine
>All those people complaining about getting the purple.orange skins
>I've only gotten sprays so far
110 levels later and I've come to the conclusion that this shit is rigged
>>150430237
She probably just has too muchbelly fatfor abs to notice.
It ain't easy getting abs, especially so if you are a girl. An adventurer like Tracer is unlikely to have the lifestyle to get that tone.
>>150430647
I'm going on vacation soon so I'm going to miss the grind. It was a moment of weakness.
>>150430397
>being a hacker
You won't be missed
>>150430540
But its a track skin. She shouldn't have to flex to show that. Pic related.
>>150430719
>Playing Mercy over Zen or Lucio
This is why waifu faggots are cancer
If I don't get the Union Jack tracer skin by the end of this event I'm going to sudoku.
>can't unlock the best Tracer skin with gold
This is BULLSHIT
wait, that new reinhardt voice line... could he be a nazi?
REMOVE DEFENSE MATRIX!
>open free Summer Crate
>get golfing victory pose for Soldier
God its so good. Who else here loves dadding it up?
Loot boxes are the worst things to happen to gaming. How is this shit legal in T rated games? You need to be 18 years or older for gambling.
>>150429914
Well your VRM heatsink is reaching temps close to molten lava.
That's fine I guess
So will blizzard release Sombra when the code gets cracked?
>>150430923
I was ready to spend $50 to try to get this skin but that flag cape ruins it. Now I can happily spend nothing.
>>150430860
She's not a real athlete in peak condition to compete? Just a couple % above your pic also she's flexed a little.
>>150430397
>being a hacker in a game with several auto-aim ults.
how bad can you be?
>>150430470
In my defence I did state I am a bit computer illiteratePls no bully
>buy 50 boxes
>get track and field Tracer three fucking times
>no Zarya skin
Fucking hell.
>>150430923
>that pelvis line
>>150431016
I also dislike the alternate painted red and blue fingernails
you can't not see them when you're using her in first person
So is this game casual or """competetive"""?
Why did Blizzard start it off so good but ended it so terrible?
Holy shit, I NEED IT
Is competitive or quick play faster for exp?
>>150430968
They use the same loophole that Valve uses with rare drops in CS:GO boxes and DOTA chests.
I forgot the long version of it but basically it's legal.
>tfw just want american flag icon, 'Murrica MeCree & junkrat stuff.
>>150431083
Why did you edit out the "HP is for pussies" cover
>>150431158
>(you)
>>150430683
it's not a meme
it's basically a requirement, there's absolutely no downsides
>>150431156
Oh gross. Can I get a screenshot or webm or something?
>>150431262
guess who isn't in the 150hp club anymore
It says every box has a skin but I just got a fucking mexicant flag and no skins
Reminder, Lucio probably has Zika
Is anyone else getting a ton of lag? I've been disconnected twice now.
>>150431319
Of course there are downsides. You're down one damage dealer.
>>150429168
Since when is Lucio Brazilian? I thought he was black?
>>150431387
But it was funny :(
>>150431390
they didnt say every box would have a skin they said every box would have an event related item, which they do.
>tfw only got 2 sprays so far
>>150431438
Zarya is a pretty consistent dps. Zarya + Rein is just fine
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
>think "hmmm, maybe I will try a loot box for a skin"
>log in, get one for free
>figure its a good way to preview what a typical box would be like
>a new voice line, okay that's decent I guess
>a spray, whatever
>a player icon - all of these are literally pointless once you get a single icon you're happy with
>a duplicate of a voice line I got in a non-summer chest, fuck right off
So I'm guessing the chance to get a skin or anything decent is slim to none unless I'm going to drop a hundred bucks?
What happens if two Roadhogs hook you at exactly the same time?
>>150430569
I'm honestly waiting for them to backpedal and actually let us use our gold to get them. If at the end of this event they don't, then I'll buy something else with all this gold, no biggie
This new Genji skin is even better than Chrome.
Thanks Blizz, I was thinking about trying out new heroes but I guess not anymore.
Do not play competitive if you are high ranked. Gibraltar has a game breaking bug in sudden death (which always happen in high ranks) where attackers have to move the payload all the way to the end
>summer box
>oh shit a legendary
>yeti hunter mei
>mfw
>>150429343
>girl
At least use the right term fuckwit. Sh'es best boy.
>rank 71 picks support
>2 rank 61s pick DPS
>lose 2 rounds
>71 swaps to mei
...??????
how do you queue up 10 ranks above your team and think "xd they will carry me xd" and then pick support???
me ooga
team booga
how get more rank?
>>150431547
Did you ever play WoW Battlegrounds right when Death Knights got released?
>>150431346
for the other one they're just light blue
HEY YOU GUYS ARE BROWSING /owg/
THE WORST GENERAL ON /vg/!
>>150431547
You stay right where you are as the second hook hits you.
>not having friends to go into custom games with and playtest interactions
>>150429445I want to fuck the shit out of a heal slut
What the hell is this?
I've never seen VRM before and I don't know why its that high. I can't figure out wtf it is, and its not on any screenshots i see of anyone elses performance stats.
Also unsure why my I can't connect to games now? This can't be correct. Everything was fine last night before I went to sleep.
>>150431519
Just not enough, is it.
ps4 just updated. got rein's "100% German power" voice line in my free lootbox
also I think I just ran into a group using the xim4 or whatever it's called. they track like they're using m+kb. or they might have been toggling.
>>150429445Th-that's not the hole I wanted to play the game on!
>>150431653
do you see a dick somewhere?
>tfw the only things you really want are either of the new zarya skins or the mcree skin
the good news is i won't sperg over not getting everything
the bad news is my chances of actually getting what i want kinda suck
the worse news is i have 6780 coins i can't use on any of the new skins
the worst news is i'm still gonna hold onto them until after the 22nd in the hopes that blizzard will change their mind near the end and let you buy them at the last moment
>spend 60 dollars on loot boxes
>got all the new event skins
>2600 coins to spend for when new skins you can buy with coins come out
wew
How to lucioball exploit
>>150431691
>implying
>only brazilian character is an obvious caricature of a black soccer player
>only map set in brazil is a soccer map
why do tumblr people like this game?
>>150431795
VRam available? It's in MB, not ms
>>150431691
Not even close.
>>150431846w-what hole are you thinking about?
>>150431921
why oh why could we not have favelaball
>try to play lucioball
>get an error every time
Anyone dealing with this shit?
>>150431795
I asked the same thing above, apparently blizzard likes givingPC-impairedpeople heart attacks and left the A out of VRAM
propably
>comp
>playing mercy because nobody else will play support
>only tank is d.va
>d.va always tunnelvisions one enemy and ignores the guy shooting me in the face
>always calls for healing after I respawn
>wouldn't need to call for it if she'd just turned the fuck around and killed the guy killing the healer
I was expecting people to at least try not to be retarded in comp
>>150430869
Maybe I just don't like playing Zen or Lucio (I'm actually okay with Lucio, just prefer Mercy)
Besides, nothing stops anyone else on the team from going Zen/Lucio/Ana just because a Mercy's around.
>>150432002
not even worth playing senpai.
>>150430992
they shouldve actually had more characters playable
>>150431921
because the only character to represent Brazil other than a soccer player would be a rapist
>>150431964
That seems very... wrong though...
>>150431868
You didn't? All the signs are there.
>short disgusting hair
>flat chest
>no ass
>>150431997mccreestight boypussy
>>150432058
Lucio plays hockey, not soccer.
>>150431883
>contributes towards making every future update cosmetics not purchasable with OW shekels
>brags about having spare OW shekels
>>150431545
Pretty much, yes. I assume they did it because the summer crates replace the regular loot crates for leveling up, it's still pretty shitty though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLQPx78ntYM
Is there any way to get more summer loot boxes without buying them? Like by leveling up?
>last two near wins in comp have been ended early to a server crash
woah. blizz really wants me to drop rank.
>>150431691
There's way worse m8
FUCK YEA
Who else got an American flag?
>>150432079
>>150431964
Unless its VRAM used??
>summer games 2016
>torbjorn skin is tre kronor
tre kronor is sweden's ice hockey team
gj blizz
Wait, do summer crates drop?
>>150432002
Yeah, got disconnected twice.
Does anyone know what skill rating puts you in top 500 on EU these days? I'm 77 right now and I imagine I must be somewhat close
>>150432291
That's the only thing that will drop until the summer games are over
>buy Overwatch for console and use mouse+keyboard
>destroy every game, have tons of fun, go up to rank 80
What's wrong with this plan?
>>150431521
it said
"F U C K O F F B A C K T O R E D D I T"
>>150432250
single tear
>>150431521
We fucked around with that in the last thread. It's base 64 encrypted, and the furthest we got is SALTED_ followed by a long series of gibberish.
Salted essentially means it requires a password to translate into an actual message, but that's as far as we got.
If you have the know-how/programs that can start testing out potential passwords, have at it.
>>150432369
thank fuck
>>150431795
Same. Was this stat always there?
>This is supposed to be a good ass
So why people whined about over the shoulder pose?
Please give me Wrestling Reinhardt skin.
>>150432369
You're allowed to opt for normal crates if you're highly autistic.
>>150432250
>USA
>Death is everywhere
Why not make us earn "medals" instead of gold or some shit with the new boxes so you could use those to adquire event skins? You would still need to play the game but it would allow you to get the stuff you like too.
What the hell are on Tracer's arms?
>>150432391
Such a mature and well thought out response. Tell me, are you the same anon that thinks Sombra is just Ana wearing a silly hat?
What programs does /owg/ use to record their play and make webms? I'm using this play.tv software but I don't think it's got a webm conversion option.
>>150432475
it's no widowmaker, but it's pretty good for a skinny girl
>>150432553
Her gauntlets? In the premier trailer she's got extra guns in them.
BE CHAMPin
>>150429343
>>150432475
Because they're effeminate omega nu-males, who get offended on behalf of women
>>150432435
so its prettymuch sombra shit huh
>not thicc
What is this bullshit?
>mcgee's belt buckle changes to say USA
now you know which intro to use
>>150431207
> A few heroes win one medal
>Zenyatta gets NINE.
HOLY SHIT REMOVE OMNICS
>Get Tracer skin
>Its the non bong version
>>150432148
tight? I doubt it
>>150431691
What is skyrim general ?
>>150432845
Fucking thank god.
That should have been a skin too.
>koth
>3 people insta lock dps
>have to play Lucio AGAIN
>we aslo have Zen
>"Lucio we don't need 2 healers pls switch"
>can't believe my ears
>we eventually lose because our dps are unable to deal with thier tracer
>koth again
>1 round goes ok
>on the second round our Lucio decides to switch to zen, we lose
>on the third round our guy drops out and we lose again
>he returns for the final round to pick another tank (we have 2 already) so we go with 3 tanks and 2 heals
>after i tell my team that they should switch, they switch to bastion and another heal
>we now have 3 heals bastion reinhardt junkrat and tracer (me)
>lose
What the fuck happened, i was on rank 56 and people were mostly ok, retarded shit like this rarely happened, team comps were tolerable. Now i'm on 6 games lose streak and can't take it anymore, where did those people come from?
>tfw fatfags were BTFO beyond repair today
What the fuck is that huge number? Was that always there?
>Can't emote after scoring a goal in Lucio Ball
this fucking sucks
>Cannot unlock Summer Skins with coins
confirmed fucking cash grab microtransaction faggotry.
Please defend this, Blizz defence force
>>150433164
MEI
IS
THICCCCC
Friendly reminder that if Mei isn't part of your top 3 most used, you're probably shit at the game.
>>150433190
read the fucking thread
>Finally try some placement matches
>Everyone chill, say nothing, great team cohession, everyone picks whatever they feel like
>Win flawlessly
>or
>2/5 or more are angry for no reason
>They keep raging on mic about other peoples decisions
>Mute voice chat
>They start raging in chat as well
>get thrown into a game that's in progress
>defeat before I even get to do anything
>end of game stats are shit because I didn't get to actually play
does this stuff hurt my long term average stats? I want to say maybe 20% of the games I've played so far have been in progress and 90% of those are games someone rage quit because the team is already losing or lost. I would be sad if my career stats are being dropped 20% from all zeroes because there's no option to not join in progress games.
>>150433190
VRAM
No.
have a shitty drawing
>>150431795
I'm interested in this as well.
>tfw played Lucioball with a bird today
>>150433231
Cosmetics dont effect gameplay
>>150432678
>damage isnt disabled, or at least scaled down to 0%
bravo blizzard
>>150433347
Besides that not being Zarya, it's pretty alright.
>Play against a 6 man 60-70s premade
>beat them
>"Lol we weren't actually trying lol git gud salty bitch"
>>150433347
you are a bad ger
>>150433392
who?
>>150432678
I don't think he's playing it right
Are Summer Games loot boxes random drops? Or just what lootboxes we get while leveling up now?
>pick tracer
>rush in the payload and die every single time
>this happens
>I check the rank of both of them
>the guy complaining was 79
>the tracer was 37
JUST QP BRO
>>150429316
Please I hope this game mode is permanent.
>>150432845
Still somewhat thicc
>>150433440
i saw some picture with her having blonde ruffly hair so i just doodled it.
>>150432678
Now THAT is more like my Rio
Overwatch movie when?
Watching Winston's cinematic actually made me tear up tbqh family
>>150433209
you can for a short time.
its the best feeling after scoring an sweet winning goal and getting POTG
>>150433347
You write K's like a girly girl
Drawing is good though
>>150433270
>>150433337
I see. And that's normal right?
>>150431815
>zarya or streetpig + rein
>we need another squishy dps
Ok anon. Hey, how fast does it take to find a game at level 35 comp?
>>150432376
>has fun racking up meaningless wins
confirmed for never having won on fair terms. anything less than that feels empty familamilia
Already got
>Both tracer legendaries
>Lucio legendary
>McCree murica
>Dva purple skin
>Shitload of sprays/icons/emotes/intros
All I want is the fucking weeb genji blizzard pls
>>150429649
>tfw you were exactly 120 when the patch it
No sleep till the 18th, OK sure.
>>150432435
Has anybody tried, I dunno, Sombra?
>>150433627
nothing stops them from using a M+KB.
Do you have to play lucio ball to get the new boxes or can you just quickplay?
>>150433728
kill your self
does everybody get an olympic skin?
>>150433728
>tfw
>>150433767
Well, okay then, How do we use this possible password to extract the Salt from that line of gibberish?
post all new skins
>>150433790
you can bot vs if you want
>>150433767
not him but you really think blizz would make it that easy?
>>150433392
Where you the one screaming I love you Seagull
>be rank 65
>have to play with rank 55s or lower all the time
>they're fucking useless and only ever play shit that has automated aiming like symmetra and torb
fuck I HATE THIS MATCHMAKING!!!!!!!!!
just STOP!!!!!!! STOP LETTING PEOPLE ABUSE IT!!! I WANT TO PLAY WITH PEOPLE MY LEVEL VS PEOPLE MY LEVEL!! NOT WITH PEOPLE 10-20 RANKS BELOW AND SOMEONE 10 ABOVE!!
FUCK OFF!!
REEEEEEEE ALL I WANT IS AMCREECAN SKIN AND WEEB GENJI AND SWISS MOMMY SKIN, WHY CAN'T I GET ANY OF THEM
>tfw you got track and field tracer instead of sprinter tracer
Can you buy boxes now and get olympic skins? Will you be able to get the olympic skins after it's over?
Because holy shit do I fucking need that Tre Kronor Torbjörn skin
>>150433579
oh
>>150433874
did they make it so different skins can equip a different skin's weapon?
>ducking dumbass on team doing nothing but talking about how tilted he is on mic in a nasally voice
Holy shit I've never muted someone faster, fucking mercy player that was trying to run her as solo healer on KOTH
>>150433864
nope, about half of them do, poor Reiny only gets a single voice line
>>150433617
yeah most games use several hundred mb or gb of vram
>>150433767
>Master of hacking and subterfuge
>hurr try her name for the password
>>150434018
I'm banking for something like either this or Overwatch.
>>150434169
NO! I wanted some sweet Olympic Rein and some kind of Nationalist Reapy
>>150432678
Favela/10
you all got ruse cruise'd
>put in skins
>not buyable with currency
>everyone ragespends their saved up currency
>put more skins in the next day that CAN be bought with currency
I was pissed when I heard you couldn't use coins to buy the new skins. Then I saw them and realized I didn't care.
>>150433767
this would be the most retarded possible thing if it were true
>all these wasted ults in the brawl
the suction ability is pretty good for setting up goals but everyone just spams it at once
>>150434180
The most common password on the planet is still password. It's so obvious it is essentialyl camouflaged.
>going pistol only mercy because you're a spiteful autist
Is there no better feeling?
>>150434180
Well what else would you suggest?
Ponytail Red Cyclone Zarya is best Zarya
>>150434396
Having loved ones
Apparently there's a bug that allows you to swap heroes in lucioball. Anyone know how to do it?
>>150432678
Can't believe Blizzard really pushed the realism of the Rio Games.
>>150434436
>tfw didn't get one of the new Zarya skins
>>150429943
Around 0+
I'm not home, did Mercy get anything good or just a recolor skin?
>5 minutes to get into a game with 5 seconds left
The matchmaking gets worse with every update
>>150430397
>>150433347
THICC Zarya nnnng
i want to rub her muscles
>mfw I've been saving all these fucking coins for new skins
>mfw you can't spend your coins on these skins
>mfw this is a sign of things to come
SURE AM GLAD I'M SITTING ON A PILE OF WORTHLESS DOSH
>>150434436
>>150434512
>only three weeks to get a single lego skin
>>150429746
Dark Lena is the best Tracer
>>150434414
Passwordo
>>150434589
A-at least I got America McCree
>>150432678
Whats the glitch?
>>150434571
I had 4000 worthless blizzbucks, I just pimped out my Ana when I got the news they were worthless.
How do you play as other chars in Lucioball?
>>150434512
>Overtime attack on Gibraltar
>we make it all the way to the door to the hangar
>enemy team wins despite three of us being on top of the point and the other team wiped out
>PotG was even our hog using out to wipe them
QUALITY
GAME
>>150434740
It's supposed to be Lucio only
>>150434589
>only three weeks to get these skins
>I average around 1 legendary a month
>2 Legendary
>2 Epic
Industrial Zarya totally ruins perfect loot drops.
Did I luck out or do you always get a gold skin on the one loot box they give you for free?
>>150434316
I'M GONNA MARRY AOBA
>YES, A YELLOW COIN
>it's this
DAMN YOU JACK MORRISOOOOOOON
>>150434436
Zarya is cute!
CUTE!
>>150434849
you lucked out.
I didn't even get a fucking seasonal item.
>>150434436
BIGGEST GIRL!
>>150434857
>1920x1080
>those textures and render scale
gonna puke
>>150434571
>>150434741
It truly IS a sign of things to come.
>New skins come out
>Sorry Anon, these are premium skins, only available from loot boxes ;)
>New seasonal skins come out
>Sorry Anon, these are premium seasonal skins, only available from loot boxes ;)
>New community skins come out
>Sorry Anon, these are premium community skins, only available from loot boxes ;)
and so on and so... god fucking dammit
>>150434849
ya lucked out, I got a blue spray
>>150434571
Honestly I'm mad as fuck over this, the only reason I was okay with the shitty loot box system and dupes was gold coins and they pull this shit fuck.
>>150434095
Nope.
Gotta get it while it's hot, friendo.
>>150433728
>Tracer Lego
>Lucio Lego
>Lucio futbol taunt
>Symettra taunt
>multiple legendary cash piles
>Dai Gurren skin for Reind
>multiple summer voice lines and win poses
Fucking lord, I just want Zarya ass and perfect hair so I can PUMP my team UP
>>150434645
>AU where Lena got Widomaker'd
>AU!Alive is Amélie trying to stop Talon Tracer from killing Mondatta...only for Tracer to blink away and for Amélie to kill Mondatta instead.
When are they adding in trading so I can actually get one of these skins?
>>150429168
tracer is CUTE
>33 killstreak on Hanamura as D.Va
>all we had to do was cap the last point
>3 fucking supports
>nobody fucking killing anything
>fail to cap last point
>coinflip
>attack
>Ana and Mercy instead of Lucio and Zen
>lose
Why am I constantly being put with stupid motherfuckers? We have a billion tries to cap the point, and this dumbass still kept Ana? Seriously? 33 kills in a row, and we can't cap the last point? A fucking Junkrat on offense not killing anything? No DPS? I was getting multi-kills with my ult over and over again, and we still couldn't cap the last point.
And then these dumbasses go Ana and Mercy instead of Lucio and Zen. I am so fucking mad right now.
>no achievement for going 7-1 in LucioBall
Why is this update so shit?
>>150434961
you're guaranteed at least one, you probably got a spray or something
>>150435087
You don't want that.
>Watchpoint Gibraltar
>Good match barely push through to the last point
>Coinflip: Attack
>EZ mode
>The payload goes through the wall and wants us to push to the last point
>Lose halfway through the map
Blizzard why can't you do anything right
>>150435019
I just hope they're not all meme "event" skins.
>you get an epic
>oh boy
>it's a dup of one you already have
im so mad, how long is this on for?
>paid off bills and got groceries for the week
>no work until next Monday
>update drops today
Gonna get these summer skins or die trying
>>150434826
I mean how do you change heroes?
the only non-shit skin is mccree
>>150435087
>trading
hahaha
>trading Summer Games loot
hahahahahaha!
>pick healer/support and have an actual chance to win the game
>pick something else and guarantee a loss, but actually learn/practice something that isn't healer/support
wat actually do?
>>150435046
Considering there's time fuckery involved with Tracer in the first place, an Evil Tracer isn't an impossibility.
And Tracer isn't really all that surprised when there's another Tracer in the game, on the same team:
>Is this a glitch in the time-space continuum?
>No love, this is something entirely different.
>>150434537
That's just the dying playerbase
>>150430457
SWEDEN YES
>>150429746So why is it so nice to make cute girls cry?
>>150431795
It's VRAM used, genius. Just load a game and watch it increase.
>>150433767
I've been using a website that can decode base64 strings with salt for the past while, but it only says the original code, which was:
U2FsdGVkX1+vupppZksvRf5pq5g5XjFRlipRkwB0K1Y96Qsv2L
m+31cmzaAILwytX/z66ZVWEQM/ccf1g+9m5Ubu1+sit+A9cenD
xxqklaxbm4cMeh2oKhqlHhdaBKOi6XX2XDWpa6+P5o9MQw==
Isn't base 64, so I don't know what I'm missing.
If I did, I'd be more than willing to try to brute force it
>Open the new free lootbox
>I get a duplicate Mud skin for Roadhog
Oh fuck off!
Anybody grouping up for some Lucioball?
>>150435101
no penis
NONE
>>150435275
Why won't this cancerous ship die
Anyone got a fucking Reinhardt Summer skin?
I want to see it.
>>150435019
>they keep doing this until their data shows that everyone has spent their funbux
>heeey guys we know you've been wanting to spend all that gold so we're rolling out some new items!
>they're all 4x as expensive as the original items
>>150429649
>Level 80
>20 levels until reset
>after that its easy crates
I'm also going to buy 10 crates this Friday when I get paid. Why the hell not.
>>150435019
You know you can get lootboxes by leveling up right?
Leveling is super easy in this game as long as you're not a fucking shitbag.
>>150434961
>>150435020
OH SHIT. Too bad I didn't get on of Zarya's.
>>150435101
>belly button
>arm pits
>thighs
Blizzard is going to break my penis
>>150435420
Reinhardt, got a single voice line and NOTHING ELSE
>>150434532
its a recolor but its pretty good honestly
>>150435485
>as long as you're not a fucking shitbag
Well I am, so what the fuck am I supposed to do?
Cool, I got a weeb icon.
>>150429649
the exp cap is at lvl 22
they could have easily fucked us more by increasing the xp leveling cap all the way to lvl 100
http://imgur.com/a/dXJB9
>>150435485
Well what's the fastest way to level?
>>150434982
The screenshot is 3x my actual resolution.
>>150435564
>>150434532
red recolor with a white cross on it
>>150435101
>ywn lick her armpits
>>150429168
>no new reinhardt skin
Wtf I hate Overwatch now.The 100% German Power line is pretty sweet though. All the new voicelines are fairly nice.
>>150435485
Well aware of that but time is a factor for me as I have a job and young family... I get 1 hour "personal time" a fucking night...
>>150430397
>>150435550
he also got a spray
>>150435646
Winning games and not being a shitbag.
Didn't you read what he post?
>>150434436
I WANT ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>150435275
Learn practice games in quick play where losses dont mean shit.
Do you get the new boxes from just levelling, or are they exclusive to Lucioball?
>>150435632
get the skin to go with it
>>150435702
>she will never time leap her sweaty crotch onto your face
>>150429168
Is there a way to play this without having to buy it?
>>150434436
>Russian football team colors
Ok, I'm not gonna pick anyone but Mei in the next 100 games, she's so fun
Anyone else notice how clunky Lucioball is? Shows how weak the engine is.
>>150435820
You get them from leveling
>a vote to vote them all
http://www.strawpoll.me/10899489
http://www.strawpoll.me/10899489
http://www.strawpoll.me/10899489
>a vote to vote them all
>>150435724
>I have a job and young family
You do realize people with jobs and family to take care can manage their time better to get more than one hour of "personal time" right? Forcing a company that wants to make money accommodate your badly-managed and mistaken riddled life isn't their concern, and it shouldn't be.
>>150435947
>voting yes
>>150435101
poster girl is best girl
it's like poetry
>tfw got this shit skin and not the genji nippon skin i wanted
i fucking hate blizz
>>150429168
>Took a break from overwatch
>See Tracer's olympic skins
>Grinding like muh dick depends on it
>Nihoh golden katana is properly gold/red
>Chrome golden katana is still fucked
COME ON
>>150435939
Neat, I just hit 300 earlier today.
>>150435870
>Russian football team colors
It's the fucking USSR colors
>>150435724
If you've got a job, then you should be able to afford just buying the lootboxes, unless you've fucked up at some point in your life.
Earning them through leveling is for kids and NEETs.
Didn't read the last thread, did they remove the ability to see other people's profiles?
If you buy loot boxes now, will you get the olympic ones or regular ones?
or are they merged into one box?
>>150436293
they're the same
I don't play widowmaker but I'll still buy her epic new skin
anyone else holding on to their overshekels in hope that blizzard make it so you can buy the new skins?
>>150435643
>bunch of pissed off faggots mad they got banned for cheating and hacking
Schadenfreude is the best thing ever.
>>150430457
ok i laughed
>>150435331
>>150434645
>play d.va
>randomly lop my mech into the air
>get potg
>>150435947
[x] I don't give a fuck
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL~!
>playing hollywood
>already lost last round because team thought it would be great to go with tracer, genji, zenyatta, and mercy against a bastion and turrent behind a reinhardt
>Last fucking cap point before we lose
>Only one on the payload protecting while charging my ult
>Die
>Spectate my team
>Almost everyone is close to the point
>A fucking Mei tells everyone to group up near spawn when there's only twenty seconds left
>We lose because everyone else was waiting for me to respawn
What's the point of comp play if idiots like these still exist?
>>150436421
>buy
>new skin
LOL
Does Mercy's new voice line sound weird to anyone else?
>>150436169
Prepare your shekels
>>150436463
Something tells me this person doesn't draw women a lot.
>>150431104
>Buy 50 boxes for track and field tracer
>Only get soccer lucio and zarya
Fuck.
>>150436223
No.
It's Gold + Crimson, not Yellow + Red.
Plus, it's a fucking jersey with her name and shit.
>first time playing Lucio ball
Man i always misjudge the range of my sonic boom
>be Zarya
>pharah on team
>I press Z
>they press Z
>they're right behind me
>turn around, walked up to enemy clumped up team, ult them
>none of them die
>whip around and see pharah trying to fucking flank them rather than just flying over them
>next time we both have our ults charge
>press Z, letting her know it's ready
>she flies past me, solo ults and gets one kill
>this person is higher rank than me
>this person is higher level than me
We still won but I'm so genuinely upset like holy fuck, why even announce you have your ult if you're not going to wait for me to Zarya ult
>>150436463
I fucking hate this Korean format. And there is some fuck spamming these in sadpanda.
>>150436486
i forgot to add that option :(
Can you buy with credits afterwards? Kinda bulls hit
>>150434843
>>150434849
At least you didn't get Mysterious Fucking Stranger McSkill
>free summer games loot box
>"SWEET!"
>see orange platform flying in the air
>"YESSSSS!"
>duplicate skin
>"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU"
Anybody know if you can use a macro to afk the rest of the match so it won't kick you out? Talking about clearly hopeless matchesinb4 git gud just don't leave xd
holy shit, blonde zarya.
New official shitter skin is Nippon Genji
CLEVER
>>150436714
no they're gone after this
>>150436756
whatever nerd, beat thisi got duplicates of two of the new summer olympics legendary skins
>>150435384
To rephrase.
What service/method is there to decrypt base 64 with salt?
Friendly reminder:
Tracer is for femboys/traps
Widowmaker is for hipsters
D.VA is for weebs
and Mercy is breast waifu
>>150436907
W0w s1ck references br0 !
Nerf Genji
>>150436907
XD US LEET GAMERS HUH?
>Summer Games 2016
>game takes place in 2060
>tfw lost 1-7 in the brawl
>>150431614
>No skin for best ape
>>150435331They're just so small and weak.
>>150429168
quick quick quick fastest way to farm loot boxes?
L E W D
>>150437014
The gameplay of overwatch is not canon. Lucio never competed in the 2016 Lucioball grand finals with his 5 identical brothers either
>>150435581
Use an aimbot.
Oh wait :^)
>>150436714
No, the new summer stuff is only available until the 22nd of August. So if you're not lucky, you're basically fucked. It's jewery of epic proportions, hopefully these aren't THE summer skins they talked about.
>go into competitive (47)
>vodka industries defense
>guy instalocks hanzo
>say "every sniper in a team lowers its chances of winning by 50%"
>guy:"30h hanzo here, chill out"
>"not trying to flame, just stating a fact, lets hope they have an attack widow to even out the chances"
>they don't
>we lose the round in record time
>guy:"report this fag for toxic behaviour, his flaming lost us the whole game"
is this hell?
>>150436963
>Duplicate
I can't even get a single skin.
Are the freebies a guaranteed legendary? I was planning on getting this too.
>>150436984
Mercy is shitty babbys first waifu bait and you fell for it famalamadingdong
>>150436479
>webm happens
>he does it right after too
>he bitches about how D.Va is so broken after the patch
>Ball going at Mach 10 toward our goal
>Try to boop it but it's too far
>Game still count it as me marking the goal
>>150437051
get a job at mcdonalds and you get 11 lootboxes/hour
Do you get Summer Crates whenever you level up or is it ONLY if you level up playing LucioBall?
post yfw new skins
>>150437071
i wonder how it smells
*SNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
yummy ;)
What's the quickest way to grind XP?
>>150437018
I bet brazilians are taking it more seriously than competitive just to avoid this
>Decide to play with new Tracer skin
>Spawn
>Everyone on my team stands around me and stares at me for 30 secondsNow I know how a whore in a bukkake feels
>>150437210
All loot box drops are summer crates unless you opt out of them, so you can level up in any way you want.
>mfw summer games fucked up my pity timer and diluted my chances of getting skins I actually wanted
Event skins are dumb across the board IMO. I don't understand why people like them.
>>150437242
win competetitive matches
>>150436293
You get a mix of both, but it's random. Also you will always get a single Summer themed item guaranteed for each chest, if not more.
>>150437242
playing the game
>>150437224
Dude you just took a whiff of someones shitty ass lol
>>150437224
>smell her ass
>start coughing and tearing up from all the curry
>>150437345
muh exclusive club
>Can't buy the new skins with gold
>Not even at super inflated prices
just
>>150434849
i got a a user pic for my seasonal.
>>150436984
>Tracer is for traps
Nah, traps are great and Tracer a shit.
>>150430719
you should have played lucio.
>>150437254
I wish I could know this feel
>>150437147
if by 'freebie' you mean a shitty bmx reaper spray and a shitter pharah victory pose then yeah because those are the turds i got dumped with in my 'freebie'
>Zarya not being banned from Overwatch for state sponsored doping
>Lucioball Stadium not collapsing due to shitty infrastructure
>>150436907
what does it mean ?
So that's all ?
We won't get more stuff ?
These are the summers skins ?
>literal branded advertisement as skins
I sure can't wait for the McDonalds Reaper skin or the Best Buy Mei.
>>150436542
How many shekels does Blizzard want me to spend to get that skin?
>>150437345
What people? All around the internet this exclusive bullshit has gotten a negative reception.
Got my Genji though so I'm good, but I still hate it ethically
>tfw I'm the only one in the game who knows what the Ult does
>pulling retarded saves
>scoring from behind goalie's back
When does this event end? I can't find any time
Why do you autistic fucks care about skins ?
No memes, I want legitimate answers, I just don't get it
>>150437513
I got Overwatch like 2 days ago. I'm not echoing /owg/'s opinion (on purpose).
>>150437683
what ult do?
>>150437521
>tfw the event is ending just before fall semester starts
So much time to level up. Thank you Obama.
How many summer shill loot boxes should I sellout to?
>>150437723
:^)
>>150437683
>the goalie never stays in the goalie spot and I always have to take his place
>>150437723
Pulls the ball towards you.
I think almost everyone who played more than one match knows.
The walls give you speed boosts in case you didn't know. And you can jump super high on yellow spots.
>>150437723
Pulls the ball towards you.
>>150436984
>>150437567
I thought Junkrat was for traps
>>150436984
Mercy is for /ss/, surgical guro and clinical femdom. Mercy is for dirty filthy perverts.
>>150437631
All that gold you saved? Worthless.
>>150437710
I like changing the base game to my liking.
Gimme overwatch blogs so i dont have to comb the archives for my folder
Who /no new skins/ here?
>>150437224
>>150437446
>Symmetra will never knock you out with her ass
>>150437674
I meant the skins themselves. I'm not talking about how the skins are acquired.
Just about everyone ITT seems to want GBR Tracer.
>>150432435
>>150432832
Base64 is not a form of encryption. It is an OpenSSL encrypted string. Presumably encrypted in RC4, as that is what Blizzard uses. I decrypted it using the password "dust" and it was mostly gibberish, so I've lost interest.
I really want this game a fuckton after playing it at my mates, but I have to save every penny of my money as I'm about to become a student. Is there any way of obtaining a Serial Key for free? Anyone have a spare or know any legit methods? I've trawled the internet high and low and not found anything that works. Much love
>>150436984
>Tracer is for femboys/traps
Eat a dick, Tracer is the prettiest, most feminine girl in Overwatch, much better than your old and busted grandma.
I'm gonna burn your house down
>>150437829
>proving blizzard right and buying their bullshit lottery tickets
>>150437041
>They're just so small and weak.
And so warm and soft.
>>150437710
I wanna look good when I slay niggas, is that so wrong?
>>150437674
E T H I C S
>you can move while doing the Juggle emotion with Lucio
I LOVE THIS SHIT
>>150437894
this is fucking dumb as shit as you get coins if you get duplicate summer skins like what the fuck
>>150436963
Yeah that's bretty gud.I never got that Genjo Nippon skin though
>>150437710
Do you buy your clothes at Goodwill and wear the first thing you pick up every day regardless of whether it fits or matches or suits the occasion?
I can buy a legendary skine which should i get
FUCK THESE SERVERS
>enemies are on half HP, all grouped up
>zarya ults absolutely fucking nobody
"""""""missclick"""""""""
just fucking kys
>mfw you get coins for summer item dupes
>>150438096
It's a videogame
it's not real
you don't even see the skin you're wearing
>>150438072
What? What's wrong with what I said?
Blizz definitely amped the legendary chance for these boxes. Got three legendaries in two boxes.
>stopped playing overwatch a while ago due to burnout
>promised myself that I'd play again once the summer skins come out
>had 8k coins saved up to as well to snatch up the best of the lot
>summer update comes out
>shitty skins, all either low quality models or quick palette swaps
>they're also all ebin or legendary to force you to buy loot crates to even have a slim chance to open one
>you can't even buy them with credits
please tell me no one is seriously defending this
>>150436984
>Tracer is for femboys/traps
That's an insult to traps everywhere.
>>150437147
I got one blue and three whites like the thirtieth box in a row (last 30 levels + the freebie)
>>150437654
It's not branded, it's a homage dummy
>>150437654
>branded
>specifically going out of their way to skirt around the actual brand so the IOC doesn't take them to the cleaners
You internet jew-spotters are pretty bad at your pastime.
>>150438214
it's life
it's impermanent
you don't even look at yourself for most of the day
>>150438230
Really? Has anyone else got that lucky? I've opened 3 so far and gotten 1 epic.
If they are easier to get I might just buy some
>>150437892
>there are any characters in the game to shota
>Spent last two hours making dumb little S76 walk cycle for an RPG I'm making
>Realize that I shouldn't have included the gun since I can't flip the lateral movement sprites
Man, I just wanted to turn fanfiction into a game. I don't know why I thought this wouldn't take forever.
>>150438435
I've opened 12 boxes so far and I got three legs, and a lot more rare/leg skins than I'm normally used to it's definitely amped up
I wonder if people have been salty on the Lucio game mode?
>>150437709
2nd - 22nd
Do any of the legendary skins change the ults in the summer thing?
>>150438567
that's my secret
i'm always salty
>tfw 12 match losing streak
>59 to 53
KILL ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>wipe enemy tem
>OK GAISE WE GAT EM PUSH t. armchair general
>"Eiyuu wa shinase!"
Is the new menu song anywhere? That samba intro is pretty fun
>>150438537
>I got three legs
anon what are you gonna do with all these legs?
Every fucking match is an uphill battle.
>obligatory Junkrat on your team be it attack, defense, or KOTH (why is such a mediocre character picked ALL THE FUCKING TIME)
>extra worthless defense hero who refuses to switch for good measure
>Ana or Mercy instead of Lucio and Zenyatta
>nobody wanting to go tank
Even if I fill as Lucio/Zen/a tank, there are still dumbasses, the other teammates refuse to switch to complement the team. I had a dumbass Torb on Hollywood defense who refused to switch after losing the first point, and then complained about his team not defending him. He chose a shit character, lost the first point, got raped by Soldier and Pharah repeatedly, then blamed his teammates because he refused to adapt.
Defense heroes should be removed from the game. I am so tired of these useless Junkrats, Torbs, Bastions, Hanzos, Meis, and Widowmakers. Throw in Symmetra for good measure, because any tank-heavy team will roll over her turrets.
>>150438149
the one that makes you stop using hanzo
>>150433164
post some pics man
>>150438769
seven vabinãs
Does anyone else get pumped by that drumbeat during the Rank Up/Rank down screen in competitive? That and the intro riff for the match.
>>150437254
Do you think Tracer would enjoy being the subject of a bukkake?
>>150438809
The only shit tank right now is Winston and even he has his uses. What rank are you that no one wants to play tank?
Yes! I got a Zarya skin in the new boxes!fuck you blizzard let me buy the skins you cocksuckers.
>>150438769
Get a running start
>your team is attack
>I bet if we pick 3+ defense heroes it will work out well on attack!
>bastion
>torbjorn
>widowmaker
>hanzo
literally how do people have this mindset and still function is something like everyday life? Like how do they not starve when their body says its hungry and they try and address is by going to the bathroom to take a shit?
>>150438983
she wants to get fucked by us so hard
>ywn roughly handle tracer with your /owg buddies/
>torbjorn on attack calls us all cancerous retards
>>150437224
DESIGNATED
Holy fug did they make other legendary drop rates increase with the events? I've gotten two non Olympic legendaries today
>>150438809
My team
>level 20's and a lvl 3 junkrat
their team
>level 25's a level 8 and a level 91
This game isn't fun
>buy 20 boxes
>icons
>sprays
>1 legendary skin
>it's a bastion skin I already have and I don't play bastion
>not a single limited time skin
Fuck everything about this shit. Why can't I just buy a god damn skin.
>>150439146
yeah I got three (though two were the same)
>>150437115
>>say "every sniper in a team lowers its chances of winning by 50%"
>"I can't aim and therefore no one else can">(47)
>supporting the Olympics by wearing themed outfits
Shooby
>>150438983
I don't like tracer AT ALL. But holy christ those legs and midriff
Is Ana like the new hanzo?
>Mei is a trans girl and has a hard time seeing herself in a good light sometimes. To help, Zarya and Tracer helps with her makeup/nails and buy her cute dresses and it's really gay and pure .u.
people are wild
>>150435947
Limited exclusives are good
Making those limited exclusives non gold purchasable is shit.
>>150439178
That's what you get for giving Blizzard any more money than the base game price. You should've seen the signs when they added the store button to WoW.
>there are people
>in THIS VERY THREAD
>that didnt get champion zarya from their free box
hows it feel using inferior zarya skins?
>>150439249
No, Ana might accidentally heal someone important and be occasionally useful
>new skins aren't buyable with shekels
0/10 update fuck you blizzard
>>150439178
because blizzard wants them to be super duper retardedly rare. And don't worry! If you don't get it this year there's always next year!
>play soloq
>get matched with full random except two guys
>enemy team is a comp of 3 and a comp of 2
How is this fucking fair?
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>150439391
fuck uuuu
>>150431547
I got hooked by a Streetpig right as he got hooked by my team's Laneswine who was behind me. I stayed in the same place, didn't move.
>>150439391
I swear with god as my witness I will have the tracer and zarya skins before this event is over
>>150439245
its a videogame character you fucking loser, that goes out to all of you
>>150439301
this tbqh. I didn't save 1000 virtual shekels to spend real shekels on the hopes that I will get what I want
>>150439391
i got a nevermore reaper
just got an update on the PTR whats that?
>>150436592
>>Only get soccer lucio and zarya
Wow terrible luck boyo.
>50 crates bought
>got one of every Rio legendary (Track and Field, Brazil Lucio, USSR Zarya)
>Every Rio Highlight except for Junkrats
I really wanted that junkrat highlight...
>>150439509
The ability to buy skins with OW dollars.
>>150439391
You're not wearing USSR colors, bruv. You're not done grinding those boxes yet.
>>150439391
>>150439451
Same here, once I didn't get the full gold medal exp just so it could stop before leveling up. It was 135XP instead of 150 or something like that.
>>150439014
Winston is used more than Roadhog in high-level play. Zen eats Roadhog alive now, while Winston is still used as a disrupter.
I'm rank 51 (I was 55). I just want to get out of this defensive hero hell. They aren't good, and they aren't fun to play as, so why do people choose them so much?
>>150439479
Are you saying you wouldn't fuck a vidya character if you could?
>>150439430
>Olympics
>Next year
>there are people that tryhard in Quick Play
>>150439547
I got that on my first crate anon, gi gud
>>150439479
Calm down love, nothing wrong with jacking off to a fictional character
>>150438230
>>150438435
>believing confirmation bias
wow lad's
>>150439547
and then it explodes in his face
>>150439567
yoke?
>>150439630
>so why do people choose them so much?
Something you'll learn is that some people are just too stupid to live. These people have lower IQs than fucking sloths
>>150437975
shieeet, is her ass really out like that? i can't check right now
>>150439630
Junkrat because people feel they're helping if they're spamming grenades instead of trying to actually aim them, Hanzo and Widowmaker because shitters who want to be snipers, Torb and Bastion because shitters want to hose damage without putting much effort into the game.
ONE BOX
2 LEGENDARY SKINS
OY VEY BLIZZARD OY VEY
>you will never play doctor with mercy
why even live?
>>150439473
>actually and unironically getting hooked by memepig
wewlad let me guess sub 50?
>>150439630
Rein is fun as shit unless all you do is be a wall, D.Va and Winstons mobility makes them fun, Roadhog and Zarya's bullshit make them fun.
I dunno mang.
>>150439906
Let me guess, you're sub 60?
>>150439473
>>150439906
you guys mean roadhog right?
>>150439821
It's near the end of her new emote
>>150430992
how'd you do it
>play zenyatta
>give orb of harmony to genji
>"we walk as one, my student"
>>150432845
Mei is perfect. What else is new?
>>150439879
that looks so uncomfortable
did she piss herself
>Shooting Range is gone
What?
>>150439879
>playing doctor with a woman capable of bring you back from the dead
Yeah, I'm not to fond of this idea...
>"Several minor, behind-the-scenes improvements have been made to the in-game matchmaker"
>My motley ragtag crew of lads keep getting thrown into games where there are at least 1-2 70s on the enemy team with the rest being 60+
I'd like to sit back and have somefun, not pull out all the stops so we don't get totally roflstomped.
haha wow I got 2 legendaries (zen RA and some widow skin) in the free summer box you get and a purple (the new tracer hurdle highlight)
>>150439879
>ywn never drink mercy's juices
to the people who instalock mei in ranked and steal her from me
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>>150439041
was it comp or quickplay?
>>150439245
>ywn lick the sweat off her after she finishes an intense training session
>>150430923
>pay for the game
>they actually lock you out of content unless you pay even more
good goy
>>150440163
Wait, fuck, it is.
What the fuck Blizz
>>150439306
I shouldn't have. I knew it, but I did it anyway on the hope I'd at least get one thing I wanted out of 100 tries.
>>150440259
thank god you shitters are nowhere near the 70's
>>150440220
how does that tail work?
>s76 nerf hasn't been reverted
garbage patch
I'm gonna be mad if I dont get one of the Zarya skins
>>150438809
Unless you're 65 or higher your team comp literally doesn't matter, whichever wacky cartoon character you pick is irrelevant compared to simple decision making. If people know how when to get on the point, when to flank, when to suicide into the medic, that's the only shit that matters. 6 Hanzos can play up to 65+ if they use simple teamwork. Crying about people not picking only Tier 1 heroes is not your problem.
>>150440279
Damn, she looks really fucking nice in that skin.
>>150440279
Tracer doesn't have to train. It would be literally useless, as her chronal accelerator keeps her forever fixed in the state she was in. Her body can neither age, nor get better. She is at peak equilibrium.
>>150429168
>Russians banned from Olympic competition for state-sanctioned steroid use
>give Zarya an Olympic skin anyway
>>150440361
up her butt
>>150440361
It's a butt plug
>log on
>get british tracer skin
>mercy skin is shit
>log off
>>150440372
>prevent people from exploiting macros
>nerf
Fuck off cheater
> this brawl
>Lucioball
>get bug
>am playing Winston
>proceed to kill them all because fuck it, it's funny as shit
The amount of salt from one of them was truly amazing.
>>150440456
Why are you still parroting this out dated meme
I need, NEED sprinter tracer. I'd kill for her.
>>150429445are there other editions?
>>150440456
>yfw Russia remains Zika-free because their athletes don't go and they'll be able to focus on training for the 2020 olympics instead
They'll have the last laugh.
>join game
>greated by defeat screen
>3k XP
NICE NICE
>>150440456
she was training to be an olympian, not giving her a skin because of russia being banned from the olympics 60 years before her time would be dumb
>custom games gone
>tutorial gone
>training range gone
1-5 cheetos
6-0 doritos
>Irvine
What did he mean by this?
>yfw blizzard lets you buy the new skins after this week
>>150440493
stop memeing me I'm not a criminal and I'm hurt.
>>150440587
>Russia is the last country left after the zikapocalypse destroys the world
>>150440261
Just quick play, but considering I can't queue for competitive until level 25, it might as well be competitive for me.
>tfw rank 80
>tfw solo queue
>tfw no friends
>tfw mmr pairs me with braindead rank 60 players
>tfw team expects me to carry
>get called retarded and other insults every match because I couldn't carry
Fuck this game. I'm done.
>>150440554
I need to figure a way to recreate this. That would make this brawl much more enjoyable. Can you remember anything you did right before that glitch happened?
>>150440220
the more I look at this picture the more hotter it gets
>your free legendary was gold
Um alright thanks. At least i got the torb skin i guess....
>>150440468
>>150440471
no you fucking retarded piece of shitit's a vibrating butt plug look at that little indicator thing
WHAT'S IN THE REFRIGERATOR?
kek, they completely messed up overtime with this patch it looks like, or at least on Gibraltar. We got defense and got shit on hard, but the payload went through the gate and continued through the hangar until we wiped them and won.
>>150440818
I pushed H a shit load in the load screen until spawn.
I think the overtime mechanic is fucking retarded
>>150439391
it might seem like a stupid thing but I legit can't play characters when I see colored nails on the screen. It just feels so gay to me
>>150440468
>>150440471
thats not how tails attach on animals
>third world country
>highest crime rates
>mass poverty
>polluted water
>contaminated food
>corrupt Government
>Zika virus is present and known
>LET PUT THE OPYLMPICS THERE BECAUSE ITS PRETTY
This is what Globalism does to humanity.
>>150440816
Fucking play with me. I was rank 62 a few games ago but me and my friends tilted so fucking hard.
>>150440916
testing now
>>150440834
oh shit minus the latter "more"
>>150440868
sounds super uncomfy since most of it is hanging outside her ass
>>150440887
IT'S
>open 24 crates since the update hit
>Only got Sweden Yes and Striker, a brown man is stark white clothing
BLIZZARD MADE A SWEDEKEK OUT OF ME
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>150440887
souls
>>150441031
got offended by this post
What happened to custom games and training shit?
>play lucioball
>score an own goal
wow pretty early to feel like killing myself
So this is the reward for playing support when noone else would
>>150441024
you don't know how much is inside
>>150440887
KOBE
>>150441049
Why is reaper such a fatass?
>>150440816
>rank 80
sure anon
>open my free goybox
>3 whites 1 blue
Kill me
https://youtu.be/vQ2o7FpRpqs
what do you guys think? :)
>>150440816
>rank 80
>solo
hold the fuck up
Is it unwise to start comp right once I hit 25? I'm finding quickplay to be very boring seeing as it never matches up two teams with similar skill ranges, ever.
>>150429586
It's not even a case of half assing it, smaller hitbox would make the skin p2w.
>>150440453
I think she can control if she ages.
>>150441104
I know that feeling.
>>150441132
A lot of people tend to scapegoat their own healers even if they are the ones suicide charging, so don't let it bother you.
>>150441132
all me
>>150441132
>>150441145
Why is Reaper such a meme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pa4uUCkZOE
>>150441138
eugh
Why is he socute! CUTE!
Does the controls (mainly the mouse) feel floaty to anyone else, mine if down to like 4.5 with ingame sense and it's still too fast.
>>150440691
Every gaming channel doing their 'opening up a billion boxes thanks for the money fags' video
dev update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLQPx78ntYM
>>150441218
to add: I don't care about my rank, I just wanted to be teamed up with people around the same skill level and people who actually feel like playing the game and going for objectives
>Open free loot box
>2 yellows
>Zarya and Lucio skins
I got one of the two I wanted fucking yes!
>>150440453
She can still gain experience.
>Open the free Summer Games Loot Box
>Grey, grey, grey, blue
Can't wait to get those new outfits!
>>150440691
Hey again this is jeff on of the guys from overwatch team
>group up with me
>group up with me
>group up with me>s76 is still chasing Lucio around the map while I get raped by the team on the point
>>150441210
there are a lot of people who have solo queued to 80 it isn't that special anymore
>>150441145
her isn't fat,
he just has thick thighs!
>and dat ass
>>150441292
turn off dynamic reflections lad, it fucks shit up bad
>>150441358
Does he explain why the box system is so shit?
>>150441193
A normal day in brasil, nothing to see here.
>>150441290
>eugh?
get the fuck out of here how do you not like buttplugs?
literally fucking
I R E L A N D
R
E
L
A
N
D
Wow you can't buy new skins with coins
Fucking jews man
>>150440279
I want to cum on her soles
>>150441521
yes
"special and unique, we don't want want all players to have all items"
>>150440453
>can cum in her all you want
>perfectly safe
>>150433245
While this is definitely bait. That is a fine ass, so you get a pass.
how do we make defence heroes viable?
>>150440632
Yeah this is really weird. Removing custom games can't possibly be permanent though so I'd imagine there's some post patch service availability thing going on.
I would have liked to learn to lucio ball without shitting up games for everyone else though.
WHERE THE FUCK IS CUSTOM GAME?
What does lucio's ult do in lucioball?
You can play against AI and get a shit ton of exp if you really are desparate but don't want to be a good goy.
>>150440587
The Olympics in that shithole called China were fine so I'm sure some Brazilian mosquitos won't hurt
>>150441676
give you the ball
>>150441608
nerf offensive heroes
>>150441681
It's like mugging disabled people for money.
>>150439821
>>150439989
Symmetras new emote is pretty nice
>>150441681
Pretty sure you get less exp for winning vs ai than losing on QP
>>150441193
How?
>>150430562
shut up wagecuck
is the brawl the only way to get the summer boxes. or do you get them during regular leveling as well
>very first free box
>Get tracer skin
Feels good.
>>150441681
easy medium hard?
>>150441218
if you think you're enough, do it
even if you're not good you'll get placed with people that are shit too
>>150439865
>buy 20 boxes
>still can't the Zarya skin I want
Having grouping in ranked is fundamentally unfair.
Groups need to be queued separately.
>>150441012
I am done, friendo.
>>150441169
There's under 200 rank 80 players USA I believe.
>>150441210
I've never queued with anyone higher than me though, and I've never moved from this rank for quite a while.
Placement rank was 69.
>>150441603
>you can never impregnate Tracer
>>150440453
So, what's the difference between these summer loot boxes and the normal ones?
>>150429516
first crate boyee
whitey niponjin
>>150441841
Which one asshole
>>150429168
40 fucking bucks
ain't worth it
>open free box before the game finishes streaming content
>no idea what I got
>>150441782
I don't know if it was an intended feature or a bug but in the early days it did in fact give you a ridiculous amount of exp. Maybe it was a bug and got fixed.
>>150440887
THE BUTTER
ITS GETTING HARD
THE JELLO
ITS JIGGLING
>>150441930
benis :D
>>150441901
The game already priorities matching group sizes.
>>150441901
There shouldn't even be a solo queue ranked 2bh, literally the only skill that matters is communication
>>150441823
pls respond
>>150441904
That's not how you kill yourself with a gun.
>ball is coming right at you
>maximum parabola
>jump up, right click
>goes right fucking through you
FUCK YOU LUCIO
>>150441806
it was glitch i have no idea
>>150441875
I would go with hard. Maybe that's why it gives a lot of exp.
>>150441816
>being proud of leechlife
>>150442003
>they recorded the full line
>the voice line that made it live stops at 'refrigerator'
fucking bastards.
>Football game mode is better and more fun than the actual game
>All I want is McCree wearing the US flag
>Can't buy it with gold
>I'm probably going to need to open 6000000 boxes to get it.
Fuck this shit
>>150441976
check your hero gallery
>>150441132
>mute him (if the shit talking bothers you)
>never heal him
>report him
>>150441951
Track and Field
>>150432845
Fat apologists BTFO.
>>150441371
>Zarya is my most played
>Blizzjew will make sure I never get her skins
>tracer is le cute right guys, haha
we get it
christ, I want all tracerposters to go back to where they came (reddit)
why does symmetra wear diapers
>>150442185
You should try Rocket League.
>>150441720
China didn't have skeeters that cause microcephaly in unborn babies or have the athletes swimming in literal shitwater.
>>150442276
you didn't even try
>>150442205
I could be wrong but it seems like the summer items have a higher chane to be epic/legendary than usual.
>>150442276
I'd rather have a thousand waifu posts than someone's super original and interesting "me play good but me team did not play good and me lose :(" post.
REEEE IT'S NOT FAIR BLIZZARD YOU FUCKING JEWS
>>150440901
are you sure you didn't just stay on it?
>>150441521
yes
he wants summer games skins to feel special and unique and we will not be able to buy these skins or get them any other way
Huh, I only just realized that Genji and Mercy share a lot of palettes with one another. Just a bit inverted
>>150442278
POO
CUSTOM GAMES
USTOM GAMESC
STOM GAMESCU
TOM GAMESCUS
OM GAMESCUST
M GAMESCUSTO
GAMESCUSTOM
CUSTOM GAMES
>>150442057
no but its kinda fun
>>150440916
>>150441015
So I can get the screen to come up for a second but I always accidentally close it
Are the free boxes rigged to have atleast Epic Rarity items?
Everyone I've seen has gotten an Epic item, not necessarily Summer Games stuff though, as I got a Symmetra POTG intro.
>>150442309
But I don't want to race cars I want to skate around as a black guy with music
>>150441782
it's basically cut in half
on the other hand, offense ends in 80 seconds
>>150442428
>Japan is a white flag with red circle
>Switzerland is red flag with white cross
no shit
Zarya nerfs when?
I'm tired of seeing this bitch in every single comp game.
BASED
Assuming Jeff didn't just fuck up the dev updates implies this summer game will happen every year
>>150442334
Yes but all of China's population is full of Chinese so that's much worse
>>150442569
Is that a shadow on his face or is that face paint?
Is there porn of Tracer's new skin yet?
>>150442381
No. I was on defense and the payload went through the gate where the second checkpoint is. Instead of them winning, the payload just clipped through the gate and it continued. The UI seemed to suggest that the goal was at the end of the map.
Someone on leddit posted a video of it happening to them as well, so they definitely fucked something up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFpDIcOLLVo
>>150442587
SPACE
>>150442460(You)
im dumb, they are probably disabled because of the patch/server load
>>150442464
I got a summer box for leveling up though.
>>150442587
THE
>>150442514
Zarya just needs a bigger hitbox, that's literally her only problem.
>>150441767
DAT DELICIOUS BROWN BOOTY
>>150442428
OTP.
>>150442648
fuck off degenerate
>>150442496
i got 2 blues 2 whites on my freebie
>>150442689
>>150442667
>>150442587
>>150442456
SUPER POWER BY 2020
>yfw tumblr loses its shit over halloween skins
>>150442648
Not yet.Probably gonna make some though.
Daily reminder that Blizzard purposefully seperated one good character into one decent character and a trash character.
>>150442573
implying this game makes it more than one year. dead by xmas 2017
>>150442829
It had to do with all their ideas not fitting one hero.
>>150442220
It was at the DEFEAT screen so I could only report. I enjoy reporting everyone for everything.
So at this point all the in-game currency is pretty much worthless. The game has been out for a while, people probably purchased the cosmetics they wanted.
What a fucking letdown
>>150442501
Play Deathball for UT2K4, if you can find enough people to play it with you.
>>150442235
literally nothing then
>Best mercy skin
>Timed exclusive you can't buy with the in game currency
Bullshit. If they pull this shit with the Halloween Update I'm gonna fucking riot.
CHEERS LUVI hate tracer, I wish it was Lucio's skin
By the way, I opened three boxes in a row and all of them had legendaries. Did they buff the odds for this box?
>>150442829
>blizzard honestly though a crossbow character was a good idea where there's a hitscan rifle
>then they took its tree trunk hitbox
>hitscan rifle deals 300hp headshots
>arrow deals 240 headshots
Bunch of idiots
>>150442505
They also share Cobalt/Carbon Fibre in terms of color.
Finally, a Zarya skin that doesn't look like cancer.
which highlight intro do i get for s76
pls choose for me
>>150443190
I also cracked T-Racer a few minutes ago.
>>150443271
None, they're all boring
>that non-meta hero that you secretly like playing
whats their name..?
>>150443271
Helix
>want to buy some loot chests for some skins
>I'll most assuredly just get sprays and player icons if I do
fuck this RNG chest bullshit
>>150443384
Symetraon atack
just started playing the game and
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS REINHARDT FUN
So are new items coming out every week or is this all we're getting?
>stuck in mid 50's
>probably forever
>have a few good games in a row
>people actually communicating well
>joking together over chat
>almost get to 60
>incoming loss streak
>12 year old shitter who flops between all the attack characters and shits on everyone when we lose in 5
>barely make it halfway to first checkpoint on route 66 next game
>Symmetras that won't change
>Hanzo+Ana on attack
>back to 53
I should just stop caring I guess. Or at least stop playing when I can feel the loss streak coming.
>>150443706
>fun
REIN MAINS EVERYONE
Show me a champ that's morerelaxingto play
>Can't view peoples profiles unless they chat
I want to see if you're a hanzo only main before you make us lose you asshole
>>150443970
Press P
>>150443897
I stopped caring about the rank. As long as I can keep getting some wins to build up my comp points for that golden StreetPig shotgun.
>>150443208
Every summer box gives you something from the new update
>>150442181
The full line plays when you score a basket
I NEED THAT ZARYA SKIN FUCK BLIZZJEW REE
>ZING ZING ZING ZING
yeah very relaxing
>tfw got Nihon genji skin
>really good at genji, but want tracer skin
>tfw no qt tracer skin
J U S T
>bought 2 crates for $2
>got 1000 coins
>now have 1150 coins
Should i buy a skin? Or will all future skins be unbuyable and only earnable?
I like frogston for winston, and Nomad for genji.
Here are my top heroes:
Dva: 5 hours
Genji: 3 hours
Widowmaker: 3 hours
Junkrat: 3 hours
Tracer: 2 hours
>Get double tracer olympic legendary skin
Fuck right off, I only want one skin from this entire patch and I have 11,000 gold I'd give for it.
what is a good rank?
>>150445464
They're special!!!!!
>>150445703
whatever rank the person answering you has is good
why are ledditfags so obsessed with this shitty "arg" the developers are basically spoonfeeding us?
>>150445917
new hero
>>150445916
what rank r u
>>150445917
Oh I dunno, maybe because its dropping hints about the 23rd hero?
You literal dumb piece of trash