Summer games edition
>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
HOW
DO
YOU
EARN
THE
NEW
BOXES
Lucioball > regular Overwatch
Thanks for the pose Blizz
>>150416689
Level up
Yeah yeah. Now where's blackwatch mccree?
>Make Lucioball fun as fuck
>Make it give no XP
wew lad
>>150416710
Why doesn't she just put it IN her ass?
>>150416601
>>150416710
So...New Level?
>>150416706
It's literally just rocket league except with the fun removed
>>150416689
We'll have to wait for some more info from Blizzards end, although there's been some theories about playing summer games or so
>>150416716
What's the fastest way to level up?
Anyone else wanna do their jobs today?
MOVE THE PAYLOAD.
>>150416764
? i got xp for winning and lvled up
>>150416689
You have to literally win a gold medal in the real Olympics.
>>150416790
And it's still better than League of Legends: FPS Edition
first for GOD DAMN IT
>You can now see the groups in "You vs. Premades" aka. Quick match
>they didnt even make the hanzo archery skin
lazy cunts
I nerver asked for this, I hate tracer
WHERE IS THE FUCKING PING PONG MEI SKIN
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
>first game of lucioball
>start losing by 1 gol and the rest of my team give up and start trying to fuck each other over
I did not miss this when I stopped playing Rocket League
WHERES MY GODDAMN PING PONG MEI, BLIZZARD
>>150416891
>no hanzo buffs
>no hanzo summer content
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20747925082
I mean, the skins are not bad, but the olympics theme is really boring to me. I'm mostly dissapointed.
I hope we get something cooler for Halloween
>>150416689
You have to become a sponsor for the games or have your city be selected to be the next spot for the games
>>150416938
What did we tell you about hitbox consistency in games that aren't MOBAs? We warned you.
Notice how they made room for two additional heroes
WOO MURRICACREE GET
>people paying real world money for these loot boxes
kill you'reselves
>>150416791
Are you like special forces or something? It literally tells you when you login to the game, jesus fuck
FUCK QP, WHO SPAMMING LUCIOBALL FOR 2 WEEKS?
>>150417136
>poorfag 3rd worlder: the post
Hmmm, notice anything weird?average brazilian
AMERICA
>paying real money for recolours
lol no
>>150417212
hmm... really makes you think...
>>150417136
>you'reselves
Top bait
>>150417069
I'm hoping for cthulu reaper skin
>Earn 4 gold medals as tank
>lose
>when you get 5 gold medals but still lose
The FPS counter shows now in menus, and they added Vram usage too.
>Lucio still doesn't have a single line in Portuguese
What the hell, Blizzard.
is there an imgur album somewhere or website that shows all of the new skins?
SOMEONE ASK BLIZZARD IF THIS IS REALLY EVERYTHING THEY ARE RELEASING. I CANT BELIEVE THIS
Well I'm gonna be playing Zarya more
>no new skins for Reaper
>no new skins for Reinhardt
Dropped.
>you can expect to see more limited-edition Loot Box items, maps, and modes in the future.
All them hoarded shekels are never going to do you any good you kikes.
Where's that guy who had 11k saved for the summer skins? Did he kill himself?
dont even bother playing brawl the ball lags so fucking hard
>>150417228
>>150417317
the only joke here is your pc anon
>>150417317
>"512"
>Russian
>>150417317
>1024x576
>50% draw scale
anon...
I do want the Genji summer skin for Maximum Japanese.
>>150417228
>>150417451
「DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP」
if this game manages to stay alive for 2 years we could get world cup and winter olympic skins in the same year.
is that how long i have to wait for a goalie mask reaper skin?
I want to be a healslut.
>>150417451
Is this the most patriotic revolver ever made
>>150417285
You know the gold medals are only for best on YOUR team, right? They're not best in the game.
>>150417545
this game won't last 18 months
Post your best goals fampais
>>150417035
>hanzo
>buff
(You)
>>150417331
Good, Portuguese is like the third ugliest language in the world.
Under Cantonese and Tagalog.
>>150417067
>Starting today (and for the duration of the event), any new Loot Boxes you earn or purchase will be sporting an updated look, but the packaging isn’t the only thing that’s changed!
thank fuck
>>150417317
Why are you playing on ps1?
>>150416862
>They added bastion voicelines
Why
Is it just to bloat the drop pool so you have to buy more boxes?
>no chinese skin for mei
BULLSHIT
OH BOY
>>150416891
Rad.
>>150417067
>no Mei hitboxes fix
ahah wtf blizzard
Does mei even have a new outfit
for fucks sake
>skins are not for everyone
>they're based on shitty Olympics
>some have epics and some have legendaries
>most of them look like ass
What a disappointment
>open free box
>no skin
>buy $5 of boxes
>no skins
well fuck you too bliz
>He doesn't thank his goalie
>Russian weight lifters got kicked out of the olympics for doping
>Zarya has an olympic skin
Explain this.
>>150417324
whats the point of showing vram? Like honestly, am I going to be playing and think "wow, I really want to know how much vram I'm currently using!"
I want to know FPS and latency, that's it. I don't need 3 different numbers for latency either.
>>150417725
you better not be talking shit about nihon genji or american mcree
>>150417603
>cant even use webm for retards correctly
>>150417586
The time limit keeps getting longer, /v/
>you can't buy new skins with shekels
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR, MAN
>>150417407
FUCKINGlucky man you are.
Would've been awkward if Russia got banned from the Olympics
>would have been the perfect opportunity to show Pharah and Mei out of their default outfits
>nothing
fuck off
>>150417636
>>150417534
>>150417457
>damage control
I just took the smallest windowed version possible so it could faster, the 50% is needed for 60 fps
actual screen is 1920x1080
>tfw got Tracer skin on 1st lootbox
>Only want the McCree skin
>Still thinking of dropping 20 bucks on boxes for it
help
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20216482
>GO FOR THE GOLD
>Starting today (and for the duration of the event), any new Loot Boxes you earn or purchase will be sporting an updated look, but the packaging isn’t the only thing that’s changed!
good
>Teams will face-off in the beautiful Estádio das Rãs, located in the heart of Rio de Janeiro. Equipped with jump pads and speed-boosting walls, this unique arena amplifies Lúcio's abilities, allowing players to punch, glide, block, bounce, and boop and their way to victory.
>Each game of Lúcioball lasts four minutes, and the team that scores the most goals in that time...wins!
>Speaking of abilities…understanding how Lúcio interacts with the ball is the key to mastering Lúcioball. For this brawl, his primary fire has been replaced with a melee attack, allowing Lúcio to punch the ball—perfect for dribbling, passing, and shooting from short range. When you need to launch the ball across the map, Lúcio’s alternate fire emits a blast of sound that gets the job done nicely.
>Unlike other game modes, the speed boost from Lúcio’s Crossfade only affects himself in Lúcioball (Amp It Up will still increase that boost, as normal), and his ultimate ability, Sound Barrier, now pulls the ball toward him from anywhere on the field.
nice to know
>>150417839
Yes but not all their athletes have been. Keep up with the times, grandad.
>>150417823
Don't you have any money m8? You could probably suck someone off and get 10 dollarcurrenciex
What's the "VRM" thing in the top right info thingies? I think it's new.
Someone figure out if it's more XP-efficient to play LucioBall or regular shitty Overwatch.
>>150418000
Nice trips
>>150418000
HAHAHA OH LORD
>>150418000
kek
>>150418000
rip rent
>>150418000
the new shit looks like ass, what's wrong with you
not as good as i thought it would be
>>150417876
Do you even know what damage control means
And that doesn't even makes sense it takes my pc like 7 seconds to take a 200% screenshot.
I'm sorry you got a toaster anon
>>150417948
>"Estádios das Rãs"
>Maracanã
Hah.
>>150418000
>trips
500 loot boxes for you nigga
>>150418000
lmao faggot
>season high of 62
>currently rank 54 and falling
Is there a version of this game that doesn't make me want to jump out a window?
>>150418019
LucioBall. Fast games and it's full of people who only play it once or twice and quit because it's shit, so you're pretty much guaranteed a win and at least one gold medal.
mercy switzerland skin is amazing
>not even half the roster got skins
>only 3 heros got anything other than recolours
>only one recolour actually looks good
I was actually hype for some meme-tier sports skins, but I'm really disappointed now because of the lack of content
Tracer, McCree and Torb's are the only nice looking ones and I don't use any of those characters, and I'd rather use Artic/Laranja for Zarya and Lucio than the new legendaries they got
I hope they release more in coming weeks for the other charactersI really wanna see if Mei is fat or not too
ERROR STARTING GAME
>only new map is a meme limited mode
>only new skins are olympic shit, jewy as hell and limited
>only actually like 3 or 4 good skins
>not every hero gets these skins so its all over the place
>>150417097
That'll be Sombra and someone else.
Speaking of Sombra, have we found anything new yet?
>>150417603
What the hell happened here ;_;
Goal got cut off
>>150417803
Mccree's skin is triggering me
tfw I got all skins from buying 50 boxes including purples. Only missing the most important one is Genji, just.....
>nothing for Reinhardt
>nothing for Mei
>got every single Olympic legendary except for the ONE Tracer one that I want
They're gonna make Rio into an actual map eventually, right?
I assume they didn't just make that backdrop for some stupid minigame thing
>>150418000
>>150418375
ana is sombra nigger
new heroes are soundquake and doomfist
>>150417663
Oh swee-
>>150417663
I did that
Got the olympic Genji, McCree, Zarya, and Tracer skins, as well as some vanilla legendaries
lucio boop is one of the most inconsistent abilities in the game yet they make a rocket league ripoff gamemode that sucks ass around it
nice
>no Vuvuzela voice line for Bastion
SHIT
Odds I buy 50 boxes, evens I kill myself.
i never thought i'd be mad to get a gold money item, since blizzard jewed so hard you can't even buy these new skins with coins that they said you can use to buy anything you want
>>150418375
Sombra the support and Doomfist the tank 100 % sure. Going by Reaper's voicelines they are aligned with each other. It would make sense to release them together
I WANTED ZARYA REEE
>rich streamers buying multiple 50 packs, getting everything
>I can't even afford to buy 1 single box, will miss out on everything
who /poorfag/ here?
>>150417097
Sombra and Doomfist, probably.
>>150417035
>hanzo
>buff
have your (you). fuck off now
>>150418487
>ana is sombra nigger
Are you daft?
>>150416913
want to trade accounts?
Evens I get some boxes
>>150418601
Just play the brawls jeez.
>>150418601
you get boxes for leveling up you fucking goof
>>150418552
vuvuzela was fucking world cup anon get it right
>>150417035
>hanzo buffs
>>150418487
>ana is sombra nigger
"no"
>>150418498
fug
>>150418000
>he deleted it
Any summer dva skin?
LUCIO BALL ONLY GIVES 1500 XP
LUL
C U T E
Gee, thanks uncle Blizzard.
Oh well, time for some Lucioball.
>>150418487
Except that's false. Get with the times. Old soldiers comic confirms they're a new character separate from Ana, we got hidden decoded messages in Ana's origin story trailer, and the dev update video.
>>150418448
>nothing for Mei
Mei deserves nothing, anon
>>150418741
for 4 minutes of running around
>>150418640
>>150417606
>>150418685
Hanzo is one of the weakest heroes in the game. He objectively needs to be buffed.
>>150418601
You arent missing anything, the skins, emotes and pretty much everything is shit.
But most importantly..
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PING PONG MEI, BLIZZARD!
YOU BETTER FUCKING OBLIGUE
>>150416849
kek
>>150416913
I got the roadhog voice line... it sucks too
>>150418743
Best skin tbqh. Shame no Union flag fingernails.
>Made several minor improvements to the way hero selection tips work:The "No Builder" and "No Sniper Hero" warnings have been removed
lel
>tfw no competitive Lúcioball
>Tracer Hurdle intro
>dupe Roadhog spray
>purple money (150)
>dupe Junkrat icon
Is this a joke?
>Tab shows who's grouping up
Best addition
>Tracer's stop watch on her chest reads: '1337'
>>150417763
>Zarya doesn't need to suffer through Rio De Janeiro's sewer-like olympic village
>gets a skin anyhow
Noice.
>>150418787
someone's gotta be the weakest, might as well be Hanzo
>>150418743
>cute tracer skin
>cute zarya skin
10/10 update
>>150418743
Dem hips
Post butt
>>150418864
>Blizzard literally acknowledging defense heroes are trash
based
>>150418539
It's variable but consistent in how it works. It's based on the distance between your target and whether your target is moving with the blast, is moving against it, or is neutral.
>>150418864
>>150418896
Why would you want such horrible thing]? Lucioball is amazing and I'm actually havign fun for once since comp came out.
I for one dont want all the competitive cesspool ruining a genuienly FUN mode.
>>150418743
Retards complained about oversexual Tracer. Cute crop top and booty shorts, hnnnng.
I don't get the 1337 meme
>football field in Rio
>doesn't have dismembered human body parts somewhere
>0/10 for realism, Blizz
>>150418160
she could use me as her loo
>>150418963
cute!
>have gotten the zarya weightlifter skin 3 times now
FUCK I JUST WANT THE MERCY SKIN
Wait. So, Hanzo didn't get a skin and Widow's skin isn't the same as the sticker?
Can someone post the picture of the chinese overwatch hero names with their translations?
>>150418000
WELP here we go
>>150418963
Oi Luvs it's 1337 bong fancy nippin dahn t chippy bruv they've got some well good chip butties they propa mint innit
lucioball is fucking ass
>>150419021
>It's based on the distance between your target
false
>whether your target is moving with the blast, is moving against it, or is neutral.
true
Skins:
http://imgur.com/a/dF411
Victory Poses:
http://imgur.com/a/YFZhE
Emotes (some might still upload):
Bastion: https://streamable.com/rpnm
Lucio: https://streamable.com/ewkw
Symmetra: https://streamable.com/jcm4
Highlight Intros (might still upload):
Junkrat: https://streamable.com/tfjo
Lucio: https://streamable.com/n67m
Tracer: https://streamable.com/rbn2
>>150419120
Only a few heroes got the sticker skins, anon.
>>150418828
>not a bulky outfit
HITBOXES
I
T
B
O
X
E
S
>>150418683
Are you implying they won't fucking come back for the Olympics?
>>150418963
why can't real bong women look this good?
>still no webm of spats tracer doing this
Come the fuck on guys.
>no Mercy in a skirt and t-shirt tennis outfit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>150419114
iktf
>>150419135
I would certainly make babbies with that...provided it wasn't taken by Babymaker beforehand.
is one of the yellow skins guaranteed in the summer loot box or did I just get real lucky
>>150419135
>"cheers luv the clitoris's here!"
>The "No Builder" and "No Sniper Hero" warnings have been removed
THANK
FUCKING
CHRIST
Are new skins on live?
is the ball made of bricks or something.
>>150418963
I like it.
>1337
>>150419131
5 boxes in, already 2 legendary but only 1 olympic legendary
pretty good so far
>2 sprays from login box
kill me
Free crate rigged confirmed
>>150419171
>Bastion: https://streamable.com/rpnm
what the ACTUAL fuck is this
>>150419354
pls tell me the joke. i don't get it
>hoped for an actual skin of Zen in a gi
>doesn't happen
These aren't the skins Blizzard said would be released in the summer... right? There are going to be actual skins coming out. Right?...
Where can I see all the new summer stuff?
>>150417537
>not Emperor
D4C only belongs to the president, the most american man of them all!
>>150419419
1337 is code for OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>150419419
Check the numbers on her time thing.
>>150418645
>>150418710
>>150418761
I could have sworn they called Ana Sombra in some comic
>>150419238
Some can.
tracer is ACTUALLY the cutest.
>>150417181
>inplying next week won't be some new olympic themed brawl
>>150418787
>being this trash
(You)
>>150419526
yh but i dunno what the joke is
>stop watching seagull since he's just opening loot boxes
>come back 30 min later
>he's still opening loot boxes
>the only good map in the entire game is lucioball
>>150419120
>make sprays of the skins
>dont make the skins
L A Z Y
A
Z
Y
This whole thread.
Dumb frog posters.
So do any loot boxes you earn turn into Summer Games boxes or do you need to pay for them?
>>150416812
git gud
>>150419670
>Starting today (and for the duration of the event), any new Loot Boxes you earn or purchase will be sporting an updated look, but the packaging isn’t the only thing that’s changed!
>>150418343
Restart client senpai.
>free crate gave me a sweden cuck flag
wew
>>150419419
only oldfags will get that one ;)
Just got sprinter on my free box.
Am I lucky y/n
>>150419545
That was Reaper referring to Sombra in a convo with a henchman but it had nothing to do with Ana and it clearly shows Sombra is on Reaper's side. Don't skim read next time.
>>150419662
>>150417451
It's beautiful.
>>150419617
Look at it upside down
>>150419354
>>150419254
why doesn't tracer have this emote?!
https://youtu.be/gADtPdpYZag
Q U A L I T Y B U T T S
What does it mean???????????
>>150419659
I'm confused.
Zarya has two versions of her 2016 skin.
D.Va has only one version of her 2016 skin.
S76 has no skin, but a golf pose for 2016.
Genji has a skin, but no pose.
etc.
This is one of those cool thoughts, shit implementation. Why would everyone not receive a medal pose?
I'm trying to log in and I only get this.
is it terminal?
New maps when?
>people are donating money to streamers so they can buy boxes
I want to kill myself.
THERE IS A TERRORIST ON THE FIELD
>still no swimsuit skin for Mercy
all you have to do Blizzard is put that behind a paywall and you become Scrooge McDuck in seconds
>lucioball
>one cunt leaves
>immediate reinstance
>no one joins
>game stops
Don't even fucking bother with this gamemode.
>>150419980
Do it. I'll even donate a dollar if you livestream it.
>>150419419
>>150419764
>>150419029
t. shitter
>>150419254
>tfw you suck as Genji
So is brawl this week the quickest way to grind xp?
>>150419384
You serious?
Are you 5 years old or something?
i-i love lucioball
>tfw Mercy in a one-piece swimsuit wont happen now
kill me
That new tracer skin got me /DIAMONDS/
>>150419368
REEEEEEEEEE
>>150420150
no, you barely get any exp and the game is slow and boring. would not recommend
>he saved up shekels for summer skinsI did too
When Russia is banned from weight lifting and the Russian character gets the weight lifting skin
Oh Blizzard
Mercy?
More like Marsy
>>150419906
Another Sombra clue
>vs a top 500
>he leaves the comp match
Nice one.
>>150420195
Kemal use a trip so I can filter you.
>Got new Widowmaker, American McCree, and Tracer skins
>Only wanted Zarya
>>150420150
xp is mostly based on how much time is spent, so it's no more efficient than just playing the game
[ASS INTENSIFIES]
>Play BRball
>Game is so laggy it's like I'm playing with actual BRs
woah...
>>150420236
fucking end me
so this is why i saved up 3k gold for, go fuck yourselves blizz
>>150420391
Can we get some hard numbers about the xp gain? I know it just came out but some should do it
>6 summer boxes so far
>no skins
>>150420019
>tfw this is all I want
It hurts. I'd pay serious money for it.
>>150418963
>>150419354
Tracer is the cutest
>Dat midriff
>buying new boxes
You do realize it only encourages Blizzard to release more time-restricted, unobtainable in any other way shit like this?
YOU HAVE YOUR CASH GRAB NOW BLIZZARD
60 TICK SERVERS FUCKING WHEN
>>150420256
but she's a weightlifter
>>150420090
It's a pretty nice skin though.
>>150420512
I like it.
>>150420442
Guess I should have bought Captain Amari after all.
And here I thought I had it made when I got Shrike off a loot box.
>tfw no trade system to get american mccree skin
At least I got the Junkrat highlight intro, golfing S76 and this.
>>150420512
BEST SKIN
>Free summer lot box
>see gold
>500 over dorra
Also: someone leaves Lucioborlz so the while game's over for everyone? Awesome.
>ranked
>>150420150
play with friends
>>150420547
This. And another map wouldn't hurt either.
So how do you actually get the box, I won the brawl and didnt get it, do I have to level up IN the brawl or lvl up at all?
>>150420546
>>150420547
I always crack up whenever I see that image
>>150420670
Nobody cares about game balance, today we jerk off over sexy fantasy characters like hot British chicks.
All these assholes getting the tracer skin when i didnt get it. fuck my life up
>>150419223
You do know Brazil isn't in Africa, right?
>>150420710
level up, nothing about how you obtain boxes have been changed
>>150420670
Id rathet be able to at least flip the coin, chances of getting 5 other decent teammates is way less than 50 in solo q
>>150418160
>I'd listen to her poop flute
Lucioball is literally the most balanced game mode known to man
I unbox the free lootbox and get 3 greys and a blue. I get fucking salty about it, so I buy 4 boxes with the SAME. EXACT. SHIT.
Oh, I did get a golden, but it was a FUCKING DUPLICATE.
FUUUCK THIS. /IMAD
SHES A CUTIE
>>150416913
so now instead of regular boxes you get summer boxes every time you level up not matter what mode do you play?
>>150420804
Im talking about the new boxes tho
To clarify: all lootboxes until the 22nd will have a summer item in them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1AC_k9izjY
>>150418160
is she dabbin?
>>150420512
That wink at the end. My heart
>Dedicated goalie in Lucioball
Literally worse than Hitler
>>150420980
yes and there's no difference, the old boxes has simply been updated
>>150420573
it's one of the most boring
>>150419171
>>150420512
>>150421010
she thinks she's slick
>>150420941
>spic
Does every hero have a new skin or just the ones they showed in the trailer?
If youve ever wondered the average age of a hacker, this pretty much confirms theyre under 10
www.ownedcore,com/forums/fps/overwatch-exploits-hacks/overwatch-chat/567064-cry-about-your-bans-here.html
"i only used it once fuck blizzard" "it was only a mouse hack, you gonna ban me for using paint too?" "can i sue blizzard" "omg i wasnt hacking the servers, why would they ban me" "we are legion"
>Widowmaker Gymnastics spray and player icon
I wish this was a skin.
>>150416601
>76 gets a golf swing victory pose
>Blizz is in on the Dad 76 meme
SOCKS WITH SANDALS SKIN WHEN?
>>150419131
MUST GIVE SHEKELS TO SUMMER GAMES
>>150417451
never played mcree but im playing him now and im a beaner
>>150420512
oi luv u wanna shag m8?
I want to hold tracer down by her thin wrists and push my smelly unwashed NEET cock into her warm little asshole and watch her squirm and try to wriggle and dash away but in the end she just gives up and takes it while groaning in her high pitch voice
>>150421153
Just a few
>>150420514
What YOU need to realize is that people don't care. Everyone thinks "Oh if I buy a couple of boxes it won't matter because so many other people obviously won't".
This is the world we live in, now.
post yfw u cant buy the new skins with the currency
>buy crates for AmericCree
>first box
>>150421214
While jerking off her cock?
>>150421120
>posting
>>150419898
would cum buckets
>>150419906
Its a base 64 encoded string
>>150421153
The main 3. Tracer, Lucio and Zarya have two new gold skins each. A selection of other characters get purples (McRee, widow, Genji, Dva).
>tfw using my rocket league commercial for lucioball
>>150421097
>tracerfags think this annoying boy is attractive
it all makes sense
>>150421250
same here
>>150421214
she would just recall
>no Roadhog in a speedo
Blizzard has broken my heart FOR THE LAST. FUCKING. TIME.
You guys have a whole month to grind for some of these. Why buy them now?
>>150420514
you do realize that not putting money in the game means they'll be less inclined to make shit for it right?
>>150421224
RIP this game.
>>150421250
NO OFFENSE anon but I hate you at the moment.congrats
How much money did they get from you?
>$20
>got Nihon Genji, USA McCree, Rio Flag Tracer, Soccer Lucio, 76 golf pose, and a bunch of useless sprays and icons
>Really wanted Zarya in white
>>150418498
>>150417603
7-1 memes when?
>>150421375
into the same position. little slut deserves to be stuck there
widowmaker is a stupid hero
>>150420783
*silence as yank anon goes to Google maps*
So do we get summer boxes by leveling up?
>play zenyatta
>place discord orb on enemy
>+50% damage
>counts as an assist
>kick someone for 5 damage
>teammate kills them 30 seconds later
>elimination
who designed this system?
>>150421457
$10 so far.
Only got Mccree and Lucio.
Really want Tracer.
>>150421375
Oh she will recall it every day that's for sure.
>>150419379
the fuck it is, got a zarya highlight, rest was trash
>>150417745
> He fell for the Jewish tricks
haha.
>>150421457
£31, just rape my wallet Blizzard
>Zarya without dumb pink hair
yes oh god yes
>Blizz didnt even spell "goal" right in lucio ball
>>150421430
Who cares. Back in my day, you bought the game, and then you owned the game, and you played the game. We didn't need patches every fucking week that completely change the game into something that barely resembles what you originally bought.
>>150421568
the game is for casuals, so every time somebody brags about their "kills' i tell em that eliminations are basically assists not kills, they get upset.
also melee is not 5 dmg senpai
>>150421503
Hope she kills you in your sleep.
nigger update
So I haven't played Overwatch since the release of competitive mode, Is this game solo-friendly yet or should I just fuck off again?
>>150421568
Blizzard did
they want shitters to feel like they did something while hiding how bad they really are
You can have 50 elims and only have put 5 damage in to each one, basically being useless-- GOLD MEDAL
redpill me /owg/ I just woke up
is the only way to get summerboxes to give my hard-earned goyim dollars to blizzard? how many jewboxes do i need to get the d. va skin and voiceline?
Is there an achievement for going 7-1 in Lucioball?
>>150421743
yes
so the fastest way to level for crates is QP, right?
because if so, I'm not touching competitive for the next 3 weeks
>only a small portion of the heroes gets new skins
>only a small portion of the heroes gets new poses
>only a small portion of the heroes gets highlight intros
>most of the skins are recolours anyway
The hype is dead.
Thanks blizz.
>have young genji
>want superior anime genji
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCK
BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS
I cant stop imagining Kaplan and other jews over there just spamming F5 on their blizzshit account and seeing all that dirty money from your dirty neet socks.
who /hasntspentadimeonthisgame/ here?
hold up
you can get shit from the regular crate pool in the new boxes?
>>150421627
think i dont know that feel?
i hate the "lets just get this out the door and fix everything in the first week" shit, but you just gotta get with the times grandpa
>buy some crates
>get McCree. Genji, Tracer, Torb, and Widowmaker
>really want Mercy's skin
>proceed to get Zarya weightlifter 4 times
>>150419551
thats pretty bland desu, also all actual britbong ladys are brown skinned, get with the times gramps :^)
>>150417324
Was that not there before? I thought something was fucking wrong with my computer because my numbers had never been in the thousands before.
>>150421568
>press e and incredibly fast unblockable orb tracks them to the end of the earth
>assist
>normal attacks
>elimination
>>150420421
>tfw got all the summer skins except genji
>pay for the game and get "all unlockable" content
>no way in fucking hell to get all items without paying shit tons of dollars
BLIZZARD YOU FUCKING JEWS WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO DOWN THIS ROUTE
STOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>150421863
You pirated it?
>tfw saved levels 101 to 120 for the update skins because I knew they would pull some seasonal shit
>>150421616
It's probably Portuguese and a loanword for that specific context of goal. Like the japanese taking pinch (pinchi) and only using it in the "I'm in a pinch" sense.
>>150421972
Nah, also lol for having it in thousands, I have it in 300s
>>150421250
that's the second box, silly anon :)
>>150421457
>paying for 3 white/1 blue boxes
No thank you
>get an emote
>"oh nice"
>mfw it's bastion boxing
Wait, hold on.
Why are you guys buying those new skins already? You know you might get lucky and get them from the loot boxes, right?
Why not wait till the available day and THEN buy it if it didn't drop for you?
WHAT
THE
FUCK
inb4 le poorfag
>>150421863
Your mommy spending $40 counts.
>>150420052
>wanting to have fun is now considered bad
Whatever you say, matey. Go and try hard comp for a spray that no one will notice nor care about, while I have fun with Lucioball
>>150421457
none. Maybe if I don't get what I want by the 22nd I'll buy some
>Even Lucioball has forced 50
Wtf blizz
HOT DOG, LOOK AT ALL THIS GOLD
THAT I CAN'T FUCKIN SPEND AAAAAAAAAAA
i want dva removed
>>150421892
Why should we have to settle? Companies used to make better games with smaller budgets, worse resources, a fraction of the size you bought it once and could play them for years. Everyone is just ok with companies putting profits over gameplay and its just gotten worse since everyone buys it like crazy
>>150422043
Somebody bought me this game for gold in some shit MMO
>>150422138
why would you make your mom buy you videogames anon?
>>150421780
No. You get a free one on login and can earn them by leveling up, but it's RNG so...
Why did i get not summer skins from a summer skin box?
>>150422130
Because of duplicates so the chances of getting the new skins and poses etc doesn't change how matter how many boxes you open
>>150422130
>that tummy
>>150422032
stupid animeposter
Did you also cry about the preorder skins?
>>150422206
she is a little OP right now
>>150420514
Makes more sense than dropping money on regular loot boxes, tbqh
>>150422032
>>pay for the game and get "all unlockable" content
Oh look it's another retard who told himself that all content would be free and is upset at Blizzard for not "keeping their word"
>>150422130
>Why are you guys buying those new skins already
You can't buy them seemingly, you're forced to shill out for boxes if anything.
How do I get summer boxes?
>>150419379
Then why did I get all grays and a blue?
Checkmate atheists.
>>150422302
Genji is by far the most OP character at the moment. D.Va not so much.
>>150422252
>tfw recognizing the artstyle is enough to give you a boner
>>150420421
>>150420602
>>150421187
>>150421250
>>150421374
>>150421830
absolutely cucked my frienderinos
>get a legendary drop in one of my Summer crates
>it's a duplicate
>in fact I'm getting a shitload of duplicates in these Summer crates
>can't use the currency to buy the summer skins that I want
Fuck this
Fucking why what's the fucking point
>>150421331
UPDATE I TYPED THE CODE OUT!!!
U2FsdGVkX1+vupppZksvRf5pq5g%XjFRlipRkwB0K1Y96Qsv2L
m+31cmzaAILwytX/z66ZVWEQM/ccf1g+9m5Ubu1+sit+A9cenD
xxqklaxbm4cMeh2oKhqlHhdaBKOi6XX2XDWpa6+P5o9MQw==
>>150422252
It's only one summer item guaranteed from each summer box if i am not mistaken.
>>150422046
Old boxes don't work for new updates though.
I would hold your horses, people are pretty butthurt that you can't use in-game currency for those skins, maybe BLIZZARD will change it, right?
Who am I kidding, there's no way they'l stop those jew practises after Hearthstone's success.
This football mode is more fun than the actual game
I just woke up, what the fuck is happening?
So can you or can you not earn olympic crates as you level up?
>>150422551
Simple minds like simple things.
>>150422203
>Reaper the BMX Bandit
>>150422046
You do realize all of them are predetermined and that these skins use a different type of lootbox anyway? Even if they didn't the RNG rolls the die before you even open the boxes.
>go into options
>click controls
>hit the bar labeled "All Heroes"
>select Soldier: 76
>turn on allied health bars
>select Zarya
>turn on allied health bars
This does you and your team wonders.
Please
For the love of god
>>150422032
>content
they're just cosmetics so who cares
just play the game and one you git gud you will probably have everything you wanted
>>150422583
You do, they replaced the normal boxes.
>>150422716
I did not even know this could be done.
>>150420050
>i can read that
Fuck.
>>150422484
But what does it mean? It looks kind of like a URL. Maybe run it through Google before you try anything else.
>>150422209
thats just how everything works now
why try something new that might not sell as well when you can stick with what works and make money
there are some companies that put the game over profits, but they're few and far between
i'd say go play some indie games, but most of those are shit
>>150422372
10 Shekels have been deposited into your bank account.
>>150422573
New Olympic themes unlockable, inlet a few characters have skins, others get sprays, emotes etc. Also notRocketleague game mode.
>Summer Games items!
>Each Summer Games box contains at least one Summer Games item!
Oh hey that's really cool, I really want that Mercy skin and Symmetra emote-
>Summer Games items cannot be bought with credits
>Summer Games items can only be earned between August 2nd and August 22nd
Why did they have to be retarded and put a time-limit on them?
Can we all just take a minute to appreciate some ripe cuckery here
>all those people in /owg/ with 10,000+ coins saved for 'muh summer swimsuit skins'
>no hot skins except Tracer
>can't even buy them with the saved coins
>>150422583
Yes.
>>150422484
Seems only the first part is base64 encoded.
U2FsdGVkX1
translates to Salted_ I wonder if the entire message is encrypted?
>>150422762
You arent alone friend
>blizz releases the stickers ahead of time
>includes only a couple for real, radically changes others
>not even real legendaries mostly just recolors
>FENCING GENJI WAS A FUCKING LIE
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD WHY CAN'T YOU ASSHOLES ACTUALLY MAKE SKINS YOU ADVERTISE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>150422551
Have you heard of this game rocket league it's a lot of fun
You every play grifball in halo 3?
>>150421470
Right now.
7-1 is real
>>150422283
No, it's perfectly normal for exclusive pre-order skins to exist in this day and age.
But this shitty seasonal cash grab? No, you retarded fucking blizzdrone.
No sensible human being would accept a system like this, but finding sensible persons in a Blizzard game's fanbase is nothing short of impossible.
When you level up do you randomly receive either a summer box or vanilla box, one of each, or just a summer box?
I'm approaching 101-120 and I don't want to waste quick boxes on this Olympic garbage.
>oh shit a decent zarya skin, just what ive been waiting for
REEEEEEEEE
How do you feel knowing that the best Brawl blizz has come up with since Overwatch came out will only last until August 22nd?
>>150422830
Don't forget those same people ended up buying lootboxes..... again.
This football mode is fucking shite
How do I get summer games loot boxes? I want that sexy British tracer skin
Used my free SG loot box and I got 2 fucking silvers and 2 blues, I was fuming
>>150422454
Artist?
Wow, it actually IS possible to get banned? Oh well...
Why not give us a forfeit button? It feels so useless to play losing matches.
>>150421616
How did they spell it?
"Gol"?
Because that's how fucking is.
>>150419473
i feel with you my friend, so we can already discard the heroes that got summer skins for the halloween skins?
>tfw when no witch Mercy
how long will the summer crates be around for?
>>150422032
You can get Summer Games items in level up loot boxes now.
>Reaper's summer voice line
>>150422995
>this will happen for halloween, christmas, easter and every single fucking holiday we christians pulled out of our asses
>>150423030
If you want to give up then just play quickplay like the sore loser you are
>>150422716
D.Va needs this option too.
sweden yes
>>150422853
Can you give a rundown of what everything after Salted_ is when run through base 64?
>>150423030
get cucked quitter
>>150423008
Pretty bad this mode is asfunthe Mystery Hero brawl.
What if they make if so you can buy skins with credits AFTER the event is over?
Would that satisfy everyone?
You pay money to get them early, or you can wait.
>>150422961
ebin :^)
>>150423018
Just level up. They replace regular lootboxes for now.
>>150422484
Its a Base 64 string i guess. Give me a minute.
do you get given the summer boxes randomly for playing games?
>I don't have the game yet
Time to get a fuckload of crates. I'm getting me that McCree skin.
>>150423291
That'd be nice, but they won't do that.
hanzo has got to be the least skillful character in the entire game
bastion has a higher skill ceiling
>>150422640
>>150423008
Literally boring after 1 game, as with every other brawl.
>>150423237
a bunch of nonsense even when you cut out the parts that don't fit
clearly not english letters
>was expecting new cool skins
>olympic themed ugly shit
so wait the skins are just a bunch of shitty flags?
ugh
>>150423234
>not brown skinned torb
missed chance
They actually did it
They actually removed the "no sniper" suggestion
Sniper tears are delicious, how long until the remove headshots entirely?
>>150423291
Are new to logic? The goys would throw a tantrum and it's already stated level up and cash will be the only way to get them.
>>150422306
Actually, it doesn't. With normal lootboxes you can get the things you want by leveling up (possibly everything eventually), or buy the boxes to speed up the process. With summer boxes you can:
a) grind the fuck out of the game;
b) buy who knows how many boxes before you get everything you want;
c) go fuck yourself because you didn't do options A and/or B in given timeframe.
Even TF2 did it better, with new cosmetics being added to the normal rotation (drops, crafting) few months after the update. Mind you, Overwatch doesn't have trading system like TF2 does, so if you don't get the things you like, you'll miss out on them entirely. And they'll be laughing at you from hero gallery for the rest of the game's life.Unless Blizzard does something not retarded for a change and they'll allow purchase with credits once the update is over.
Do I get summer boxes by leveling up?
>>150423385
>literally anyone
>skill
kekeke
>>150423480
Read the thread nerd.
>Sucker for international skins
>Can't just buy them with credits
>Unironically dropped $20 on fucking loot crates
IT'S ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE
>>150423458
>it's already stated level up and cash will be the only way to get them
They can go back on that if uproar is big enough.
>When you spend 40 dollars to try to get one of the three amazing skins they added for your hero (Skin/Emote/Highlight Intro) and you don't get a single one
>>150423291
That wouldn't give enough incentive to buy loot boxes so it won't happen.
>>150423208
Quickplay doesn't give golden guns, so no, I can't be bothered to play it.
However, I wouldn't want to waste my time in losing matches either. There MUST be a compromise...
>>150423234
Even in the future Swedes are tacky with their flag usage.
I spent 32 quid and didn't get either zarya.
FUCK
>>150423030
10 minute suspension isn't enough. They need to do 24 hour bans.
>>150423030
They're just giving you want you want, anon
Instead of getting to quit every time you think you're going to lose
Now you'll never lose a ranked game!!
Eat shit, leaver
Fuck this shit game.
>>150417331
i tought he said "obrigado" or something like that
>>150423427
Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?
You asked for Summer Skins and thought you would get bikinis. Well you got your monkey's paw wish, faggot. Enjoy.
>>150423534
Do you unironically yelling R A R E in game.
>>150423414
Maybe there's more than one encryption to everything after the first part?
Can I just have one good fucking game today
Just fucking one
I'm so fucking tired of cheese and my dipshit fucking team not being able to deal with it3 FUCKING REINHARDTS
>people actually spend money on this game other than the amount required to purchase it
you guys are the fucking worst
whifffffffff
i got hit by a ban
i only used because im stoned as **** and my teammates often flame me in ranked for not being good XD
whatever ill just cheat in csgo
Guys.
Do you realize it'll be the same thing in October, just with Halloween skins?
>open 35 loot boxes
>no mccree american skin
>over 500 now worthless gold coins
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
This really reminds me of something but I cant figure out what
>>150422509
>>150422704
You people got this completely wrong
>stay level 99
>wait for update
>when it hits, start playing again, get free, quick, easy levels 1-20
>which means FREE lootboxes
>>150423563
Not anymore, people have already spent money on the boxes. It's too late.
t-this will only take 3 wins in a row to get back
im f-fine
>>150423745
>slut outfits
YES
>>150423610
Here's a compromise for you
Your time isn't as precious as you think
>>150423713
Play competitive.
>>150423584
I feel you, frogposter.
>Get free Loot Box
>Get this
Ty Based Blizzard
>mei confirmed for not thick
retards btfo
>>150423030
Quit again so you can get banned from the rest of the season faggot.
>/owg/ not discussing the actual gameplay changes in the patch today
>MUH BUYABLE SKINS!
>lol waifu skins xD
remind me again why this general even exist?
go on without me, /owg/
>>150423208
>>150423238
>>150423626
>>150423627
Spotted comp tryhard cucks.
>>150423716
>Open free box
>Want more
>Spend FOUR FUCKIN QUID HOLY SHIT
>Literally less money than I would spend on food after class every morning and think nothing of
>Get 5 crates
>Get 3 highlight intros, some sprays, so voice lines
Feels breddy gud 2 not be poor desu
>>150423743
You deserve everything you get fuccboi
>>150423757
Chozo
>>150423810
How would you know? None of us is getting any younger. And as a family man I don't have much time to play anyway. So when I *do* get to play, I need to make it count.
>>150423817
I'm a Lucio poster ^__^
>>150423745
Tf2 prepared me for this desu.
Dammit I wish you got more XP from Lucioball
>yfw you spent $20 on summer loot boxes and didn't get a single summer games skin
Can the next OP explain that every loot box until the 2w will have a summer item in them? Really not that hard to figure out.
>>150422484
Now we have this. Any ideas?
Salted__ﺚifK/E藌Teꔤ?
ՏzB˶.o畉㨂?ëWᄎeU䀏ܱ ٹQ뵺ȭ菜zpᆩ%k?桃?窊橇喁(躝}獪Z룹㓐Ā
>Watchpoint gibraltar
>Coin flip to attack
>Kill their entire team with Zarya ulti and cap the final payload point
>The payload goes through the door rather than stopping, the timer continues
>Lose because the timer runs out while the payload bugs through the wall
Thanks Blizzard you fucking cunts
>>150423885
PING PONG MEI WASN'T A REAL SKIN
FUCKING JEW BLIZZARD
>>150423934
>gameplay changes
pfffhahahahaha
>>150423934
Because it'll affect if we can obtain future cosmetics with coins or not and that's kind of a biggie my friend. Especially since that shit is on a timer.
>>150423584
Serves you right, faggot.
Just keep buying them until you unlock all the COOL limited edition content!
>>150423228
Is there a reason for every character to not have health view? It helps in prioritising who should get health and if a character with more HP should move in front to cover the from fire.
These skins are actually terrible did we really wait for this?
>>1504172127-1
>THE 2016 OVERWATCH SUMMER GAMES HAVE BEEN CANCELED DUE TO A VIRUS SOME FOREIGNER UPLOADED INTO THE SERVERS
>>150423163
>it's in the refrigerator
what did he mean by this?
>>150424004
Thats fucken it! Cheers anon
>>150423680
I would if they put some obscure ass flag in the game.
Anyone have the new Mercy skin? What color are the energy wings?
>three votes
>ÉPICO
Pure fun
guess they updated light engine since dont remember tesla gun illuminate indoors this much
>>150423676
I didn't want olympic themed skins
>Buy 24 boxes
>Get all the Legendaries and Epics
Lol thanks blizz
>>150424213
you shouldn't call the Swedes viruses anon
>>150424174
This is what you get for using a monkey paw to wish for summer skins, thinking you'd get swimsuits and bikinis.
Good thing I don't give a shit about most skins and have everything I want or I'd be really mad right about now.
>>150423934
>gameplay changes
Like fucking what?
>Legendary pops out
>See this
What the fuck blizzard why aren't Summer Boxes seperate you cocksuckers.
I really want the mcree america skin.
>free box
>ooh a yellow
>it's a fucking basic box skin
at least I got the mercy skin i wanted
>>150424174
shit taste animeposter
>>150424249
He has a crush on Mei.
>>150423885
By this logic Mei's robot is a confirmed paddle
>>150423971
Nigger, I don't think anyone likes having to fight in a 5v6 on either side and getting fuck all in rank for it. If you think that makes people tryhards then stick to quickplay.
>some dude with the football skin and emote for lucio already
Holy FUCK
>>150424103
Are those Japanese or Chinese?
Is there a higher ratio for newer items in these summer boxes?
>>150424103
>ching chong ling long ding dong
>want summer skins
>get legendary
>blackbeard for torb
REEEE FUCK YOU BLIZZARD REEEEEEEE
>>150424476
No? That's just a paddle with a robot design on it.
>>150424491
Looks like chineese.
it ruined tf2, these limited editions skins will eventually ruin overwatch. just wait and see, they will make so much money from this they will start to focus on skins and sprays instead of actual things that matters like maps, gamemodes and heroes.
/owg/ cheering it on.
>over 6000 coins
>cannot do anything with them
XDXDDD
also add me bringthesun#11116 for party exp thanks
>>150424587
this
people have a short memory, sadly
>>150424490
Got bicycle kick highlight intro + junkrat shotput highlight intro already, only bought 5 crates
Feels breddy gud
just fucking kill me now
>buy 24 boxes
>get sprinter three times and track and field once
wew lad
>>150424335
same here
>>150424587
History likes to repeat itself. And people like to not learn any lesson.
>>150422484
In the first row near the middle, the % in the sequence ...pq5g%XjFR... should be a 5. That was the only error I spotted and I still only see SALTED__ as readable text when converted from base64.
I don't know much about cryptography but I do know that salt is a thing used when hashing passwords to make them more secure.
Haven't even bought anything yet but I might get that Tracer skin. Hot as fuck.
How do you think Tracer would feel about being seen as a sex symbol, knowing that people around the world are obsessed with her ass and tight body? Would she bask in the attention or get mad that people aren't taking her seriously as a hero?
>>150424587
They don't have community workshops to pull assets from.
>>150424317
>have to play on Low
>this change won't make any difference for me
>>150424587
tf2 lasted 8+ years you goddamn shitposter
there'll be an overwatch 2 by then
>>150424614
K gonna add you
Bazingo#11974
>>150423757
>>150424587
Legendary skins were already retarded and people love them.
There's a good chance I may never see that Genji skin and it's fucking PISSING ME OFF
>>150424783
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>150424453
>implying that liking the new skins isnt shit taste
have an anime, since you like it so much.
>>150424793
>>150423716
i remember being too poor to afford stuff
it sucked but its better now that i make more than minimum wage
shoulda stayed in school
One thing Lucioball is great for is clearing a leaver penalty
>>150424842
lol
>Zarya finally has a normal hair skin
>now I'm used to her look with the pink hair
>blonde hair is locked onto an inferior looking outfit
Fuck, I wanted her as a blondie at the beginning but in her regular suit.
Why can't we swap out outfits/heads.
>>150424842
kek
>>150424587
Except the casual handful of people who don't have to worry about wasting money or simply don't care, I think nobody is happy about the fact you can't buy them with coins.
>>150424829
>lasted 8+ years
It's still here but doesn't mean those 8 years were good
>>150424587
Pretty much.
Why spend all that time building new maps, game modes and characters when you can recolor a skin and have thousands of autists pay real money for a CHANCE to get it?
>>150423030
get fucked.
>>150424904
Do you not like them because they aren't bikinis or do you genuinely dislike their designs? Because the designs for many of them are great.
>>150424587
You have tunnel vision over an event update. They're working on 4 maps and have developers unlike Tf2 which has like 5 people working on it still who just use community made stuff.
>>150424783
Tracer skin is cute, booty shorts to show off her glutes.
>>150424829
Just like how there's a TF3? :^)
>>150424018
if I had a kid I sure as shit wouldn't be playing ranked
get your priorities straight geezer
>>150424783
roll
Who the fuck is number 9?
>>150420001
WHAT THE HELL HOW
>>150424170
They stated in the ster stream they're going to do that.
>>150424983
>one of the most popular games on steam and loved by many was actually shit doncha know
stop this
>>150425068
i thought overwatch was tf3
>>150425026
The people who don't like them are salty because they didn't get pandering "beach episode" skins.
Zarya, Tracer, Mercy, and McCree's skins are all fantastic.
>>150423885
>implying i wouldnt fuck her even if she wasnt thick
its awesome being able to find more than one body type attractive
>>150416601
>succumb to kaplan's jew poison and end up buying 50 crates
>keep getting fucking duplicates
i have no one to be mad at but myself for this
>>150425068
>3
That's Valve being Valve. Plus if Tf2 weren't 2 it'd be a different story.
>>150420001
>inb4 predicted future
>>150420090
fuck i want gunji so bad
>>150424842
My sides
>>150424910
>>150424174
>"""we"""
maybe next time don't get your hopes so high for shit that doesn't actually matter
>>150425068
>valve making any 3s
i implied nothing of the sort you shitposter
blizz loves to milk, mark my words, we'll get overwatch 2 in 2020
screencap it
>>150424783
what is this
>>150416601
I WANT THIS SKIN
>>150420001
Just like the real Rio, bravo Blizzard.
Welp got everything I wanted in one box.
>>150425323
FUCK
>it's in the refrigerator
What did he mean by this?
>>150425131
Sorry, meant to type ALL of those 8 years weren't good. The lovely community you had a few months back is now crippled and the updates are lazy cashgrabs.
>>150425323
>Bogus
lel
>tfw bean hero soon
>>150425323
I opened 40 boxes and didn't get mccree, how do I hire an assassin to kill me?
>>150425303
you got it boss
>Fixed a bug that caused the visuals and sound effects on Reinhardt’s Rocket Hammer to malfunction when hitting an enemy
Good, that shit was really annoying
>>150425323
I'll flay you and wear your skin
>new summer games stuff
>Mei gets not skin
Just..
>>150424829
>tf2 lasted 8+ years
you're forgetting something
tf2 is open source
>>150423584
literally a reddit-tier post
>>150425323
jealous even though i got 3 legendaries this week
>>150425323
>28 summer crates
Wowie
>When Ana came out they balanced the rows so there were 11 on top and 11 on the bottom
>now the rows are unbalanced again so there are 12 on top and 10 on the bottom
SOMBRA SOON, /OWG/
>yfw they plan to release her as an event where she disrupts the 20XX summer games in the Overwatch universe but have to push back or retool the release because shit will actually go down in Rio and they'll have to cover their asses to not make a PR nightmare
>>150425026
I couldnt care less if they are bikinis or not, but most of the characters have genuienly awful designs and are just shit recolorings of basic skins (like d.va and genji)
>>150425319
>>150425323
>28 summer game loot boxes
so the fastest way to level for crates is QP, right?
if so, I'm just going to stop playing competitive for the next 3 weeks
>>150425390
The
BUTTER'S
getting
HARD
New patch, new bugs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8rtcF5wkiI
>2 new heroes in the hero gallery
Sombra and who else?
>>150424783
She would definitely enjoy it. All girls (secretly) love being the centre of attention.
>>150425572
>great skins have to be complete revamps
I bet you use Wolf Hanzo and Young Genji.
>>150425323
i got the american mcree skin like 4 times over the course of 50 boxes
>open a box
>yellow coin
>OH GOD OH GOD
>500 coins
>get sad because I can't buy Lucio's skin no matter how many coins I have
>>150421616
Stfu gringo
>>150425730
Scavenger and Ribbit, but C+ for effort.
>Play Mei
>Team has ana and roadhog
>I got gold in healing
This kind of play is inexcusable
>All the people who got Jewed ITT
Yes goy, buy more boxes
>>150425646
THE EGGS ARE COOLING
It time for us to band together Reddit and show Bli$$ard they cant push us around!
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20747905428?page=1
>>150425758
yeah they went max jew, you won't even be able to use coins for anything so there's no point in getting boxes that aren't during events and you lose if you do get coins since they'll be worthless from here on out
>>150425670
your mom
>>150424587
Thank fuck there is no trading. At the end of the day these skins don't really mean anything.Except Tracer in shorts.
>>150425758
>Regretted spending 3k worth of coins before the update hit because Im impulsive
>Blizzard cucks the coin hoarders and forces everyone to either pay up or earn em the ol fashioned way
Pretty pleased desu
Holy shit
>>150425670
Yes, they are going to be future heroes. How is this news to you?
>>150424075
Don't worry, anon! That just means that you've already fed karma a bunch of loot boxes and rolled the dice that many times- which basically means that you've increased your chance overall to get the skins that you want because you've depleted that many of your failed rolls! Surely there's no possible way that you won't get the skins you want as long as you gain a couple of levels and open just a few more loot boxes!
>giving a fuck about olympic skins or any of this
>>150418787
No Hanzo is just poorly designed, his arrows are as thick as tree trunks as far as hit boxes are concerned but fixing this would make him a useless character, any buffs do his damage however and Zenyatta would be useless again. His recon arrow is the only useful thing he brings to the table.
I want to cum inside of Pharah'svoice
>>150424783
>people are actually shelling out $40 for loot boxes
have fun playing the game less
>>150424783
roll
>>150425842
Just proved his point senpai
>own goal in overtime and lose it for my team
>everyone yelling at me
>>150425959
>Implying anyone here has every single cosmetic yet
>Implying they wont implement new purchaseable skins in the future at vastly inflated prices (e.g. 5k for a legendary) to counteract the coin hoarding
PLEASE stop giving me player icons
holy fuck
I really wouldn't mind this so much if I could just GET THE FUCKING SKIN THAT I WANT from ALL THESE FUCKING DUPES THAT I'M GETTING.
>>150425080
Maybe one day you WILL have a kid, and when/if that happens, you'll notice it would still be nice to play videogames occasinally... After all, it's been MY hobby from the 80s.
>>150424480
They made a mistake with the ranks and "skill-rating" and golden guns and everything. It if wasn't for the cosmetics, people like me wouldn't even bother with ranked, so that would automatically make the lives of tryhards better (I guess).
So what people REALLY should do, is blame Blizzard, and not leavers/casuals/whoever.
>didn't make tennis junkrat
>didn't make diving roadhog
>didn't make BMX reaper
>didn't make horse mccree
Why live?
>>150424491
chinese and japanese share characters.
theres no japanese script in there so i assume chinese.
first box haha
>>150426075
>his arrows are as thick as tree trunks as far as hit boxes are concerned but fixing this would make him a useless character
They already did.
>>150425412
>what is reaper
>>150426184
you can only have one cosmetic per slot equipped
nobody has all the cybergoth zaryas and all the voice lines, since nobody wants all of them
>>150426003
They made space for TWO heroes when they could've just made space for sombra. Thus, we are getting two heroes on August 23. Hypertension!
after 148 loot boxes total i have 0 skins for torbjörn and mei.
feels good man
Are the new skins in the game yet?
I really liked the beta but was waiting to buy this game because I don't usually go Day 1. Now I have an excuse because they fixed Zarya's design.
>themed skin like LoL
>Have to buy shit loads to get the one you want instead of putting them at higher credits cost.
I'm scared.
>>150426248
haha yeah I guess that is kind of funny...
DON'T PLAY RANKED, IT'S CURRENTLY BUGGED!
DON'T PLAY RANKED, IT'S CURRENTLY BUGGED!
On coinflip payload, it doesn't register when the payload reaches its target...it just continues and defense always wins. It's an instant loss if you get attack now.
>>150426156
hell yes, D.Va the waifu
>>150426265
He's a
CHI
CA
NO
>>150424586
When I ran it through Google Translate in Chinese I got this.
ث ifK / E Mi Teꔤ?
Տ zB˶.o Fu 㨂? ËW ㅊ eU 䀏 ܱ ٹ Q 뵺 ȭ dish zp ᆩ% k? Peach? Lowland swamp sled breathing of fish (Lan} cunning Z 룹 㓐 Ā
There are still some parts in there that aren't being translated with the whole line though. 䀏 translates to Xuàn in Chinese, 㨂 translates to Dǒng, 뵺 gives me Byot in Korean, 룹 is the Korean word for Group and 㓐 translates to Lù. ꔤ is part of the Syllabary of the Vai People and it simply means "I". ㅊ is a Ch sound and and ث is a th in Arabic
>>150424783
ROLLIN
>>150424491
in addition to 1 korean character
You get summer boxes for leveling up on consoles
>>150426214
>no fencing genji
>no ping pong mei
fucking end me
>>150426308
My point is coins are only worthless when you have everything you can purchase.
Idgaf if you don't want the goth zarya skins I already got two (The same one twice) and dont mind because I edge closer to 100% total collection completion
Something a pleb like you wouldnt understand
Best icon or best icon?
cute CUTE
So will she melt this into a gold thong?
>that mercy tummy tease
Dammit Blizz
>>150426329
yes today is the first day of new skins
if i heard right blonde zarya will be available in lootboxes for 20 days
>>150426407
>D.Vaties you up nude and plays SC2 nude with a vibe in her
>>150426265
>hispanic americans are mexican
Please, anon. I'm whiteand racistand even i know the difference.
>>150426329
Zarya had a good legendary skin on release though.
>>150426398
>Implying he isnt a literal bean
>>150426478
Thats not GolfDad76
>>150424783
rollin but for which skin I get in my next box.
>>150426497
>that smug ass face
I need this pose
>>150426402
Just to clarify I have no clue what any of this means.
>that new mercy voice line where her voice goes deep on the last word
So I hoarded coins and now have 3k coins.
Junker or Scavenger?
Nevermore or Plague Doctor?
>this brawl
>Volskaya
>both teams cap both points
>stop other team on second point
>leaver on attack
>manage to cap first point anyway
>tell teammates to group up because I have Soundbarrier
>everybody but dumbass Pharah groups up
>Pharah ults and dies, then blames me for being a bad support
I fucking hate people. Get me out of this sub-60 hell.
>>150426478
I WANT HIM TO PIN ME
>>150426392
>changed forced loss to forced win
EL 50% WINRATE
ITS BALANCED NOW
T. KAPLAN
>>150426194
Nah you're just a little girl.
>>150426771
Scavenger(yellow one)
Plague Doctor.
>>150426771
>Junker or Scavenger?
Neither, B.Va or Junebug
>>150426771Save for halloween.
>>150425323
Nice photoshop, dipshit
>tfw level 113
>tfw it'll be easy for me to get the new boxes
>>150426768
It sounds so fucking weird, like the CAKE wasn't part of the original sentence
>>150426871
Like a Black Butler reboot.
Are these the legendary/epic skins they said they were working on, or was that separate from these ones?
>there are people playing right now that are this bad at the game
hahaha
>>150426402
>>150424586
>>150424491
>>150424103
the moonrunes are just your browser attempting to decipher bogus values since it wasn't decrypted right
I think it's clear that "Salted" lets us know we need a password, but I personally can't get any results even when I'm guessing at passwords since I've never done this before
>>150426924
>implying spooky box items can be bought with coins
>>150426768
Got a link to it?
>>150426973
>CAKE
What, is she acknowledging her status?
>tfw enemy mcree has ana on him at all times, zen orb on him at all times, and he doesn't ever miss a shot
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>150426771
you're gonna regret not picking junker and i would pick plague doctor just cause you can definitely tell right away it's a legendary
>>150426842
>drop 10 ranks
>now everything is terrible
I want to strangle Tracer pickers.
At least a 76 who can't aim can heal a bit and has Helix rockets.
A bad Tracer is the worst teammate in this game.
I'd rather have a Bastion who positions aggressively.
At least he might get a kill.
>>150425412
Not true. It's there because El Dorado. Greece is there because Ilios. Blizzard knows people will create 4 man Mei teams to build walls around any Mexico hero they introduce.
>>150426921
I don't have shit taste.
tfw no basketball playing Pharah
>>150426945
>level 76 and don't really feel like playing
>Wrestling singlet Reinhardt skin never came to be
>Gotta settle for an icon
Will Nihon be the new Carbon Fibre?
>want sprinter Tracer
>get Track/Field
>want champion Zarya
>get Weightlifter
>want American McCree
>get JPN Genji
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
If you ever see someone at rank 72~ on EU called "Genji" then report them for DDOS, they fucking server crash/ddos when losing && MMR abuse with lower ranks.
So pathetic holy shit.
Why does support get fucked over when it comes to XP earned?
is leveling up the only way to get boxes?
>>150427183
Yes.
>>150426945
>LV 91
>Don't want to play at all
Fuck I just wanted easy skines.
>have a toaster
>any skin will look mediocre anyway, even good ones
>>150427273
buy
>tfw almost level 100 to rake in the easy rio chests
>get American McGee
>suck as him
Gonna instalock him in every game anyway just to show off
r8 my box lads
>>150417784
Some people like to know how much VRAM they're using because if you're going over you have to access from the HDD which can cause hiccups.
>>150424783
wut
still not going to buy fuckin boxes blizzard
>>150427372
doesn't exp rate stay the same after level 25?
why would things be different?
Convince me not to give in and pay for some loot boxes. I have today off so what I normally would pay for lunch isn't gonna get spent today anyways.
>>150427513
Resets when you promote.
>>150427035
Should we try and get some help from /g/ for this?
>>150427513
1-20 is easy
101-120 is easy
201-220 is easy
>>150427479
How many are you not going to buy?
>>150423676
I was thinking more like sun dresses for Mercy and Zarya when I was thinking about summer skins.
>>150427548whitewhitebluewhite
>still no amecree
WHY
>>150427548
Depending on how many skins you want, just level up a few times and then use the money you saved to get an extra nice lunch tomorrow.
anyone know how they changed gibraltar?
>>150427196
>want either summer zarya
>desire sensor kicks in
>get deadlift intro instead
>mfw
>Limited time cosmetics you cannot purchase with IGC
Free me from this hell
>>150426771
B.Va or White Rabbit.
Does the controls (mainly the mouse) feel floaty to anyone else, mine if down to like 4.5 with ingame sense and it's still too fast.
>>150427479
I was totally gonna do it to get singlet Reinhardt, but not anymore.
Blizzard just lost out on some cash.
>>150426613
>>150427759
just buy crates with real life money and still not get anything cause of duplicates
>Hanzo gets barely anything
>Mei gets barely anything
Sounds like blizzard have long accepted that all defense heroes will be trash.
WWBW
WWBB
WWBW
WWBW
WWBW
WWBW
WBPW (Winston Summer Victory Pose)
WBPW (Lucio Summer Emote)
WWBB
WWBW
PWPB (Mercy Summer Skin) SAVED
WWBW
Fuck you so much Blizzard.
>>150426771
Junebug
Nevermore
>First crate is FREEDOM McCree
>TORBJORN HAMMER BUG THING REMOVED
Literally fucking shit tier, when did this happen?
>>150422716
Already did that and mention it every time anyone mentions 76 or Zarya.
>>150417097
What about the old fart in Torbjörns comic? We could need another Builder.
Does each character have a new skin?
>>150418629
>sombra
that whole was Ana.
Doomfist might be interesting.
>>150427310
>tfw no bishounen McCree skin
who are the two people at the edges of the picture anyways?
>>150424783
fuck
>people still use reddit frog Lucio
>>150423885
>Ever thinking Mei was fat in the first place given her occupation
Anyone that thought she was fat was retarded.
>Ping Pong Mei isn't a skin
>Mei will have Mega Man feet forever
anyone else notice its easier to see who's grouped in the tab menu?
>>150428107
>that whole was Ana.
no
I need everything for Tracer.
So, do Olympics boxes drop every time you level or what?
>>150427743
>not wanting superior blonde ponytail Zarya
ckya
>>150428098
lolno
>Everyone getting great skins in the 1st box
>I got horse riding mccree spray
>>150426248
>hiding how many boxes you jewed left
:^)
>>150428191
literally running in front of you gun/10
>>150428107
>that whole was Ana.
No it fucking wasn't, holy shit
Nowhere is it said Ana is a master hacker nor does she have a cloaking device
The picture in Egypt had nothing to do with Sombra whatsoever
I understand not every hero got a new skin
But what about nationality recolors?
>>150428107
>there are people in this thread that still think Sombra is Ana
The Shrike skin is the only thing that was Ana. Sombra is a mexican hacker who plays like the Spy.
>>150428263
my first box was 3 whites and a blue...and nothing was part of the Summer Games update
>>150428290
That's the best way to play Tracer homeboy.
>>150428263
I got Tennis Mercy.
Don't feel sad, frogposter, there's always someone worse off.
>>150428209
Yes, until the event is over every box is a summer box.
>>150428334
can she zap Bastion? This would make me happy.
>>150424293
Yellow.
>have double healer double tank double dps
>win offense easily
>defense
>Zenyatta goes "well I should be a defense hero" and switches to Hanzo
>I say Zenyatta is much better than Hanzo who just isn't that good
>"well too late now"
>he's still near spawn
>get crushed
>lose coin flip
Good to know ranked is whoever has less of these dumbasses on the team
>>150424783
Rollan
>tracer's chest clock marks 13:37
Kek
>>150428263
I'm glad heroes I play didn't get anything good in Summer Jew update, but I'm worried about the future ones.
>>150428315
Only a few got recolors. At least half only got either a new spray, voice line or emote.
DAE FREEDOM?
I WANT TO SNIFF SYMMETRAS BUTT
is it even possible to get potg as goalie by saving a bunch of shots?
What does VRM measure? How much VRAM the game is using or how much is available to use?
>>150427548
>buy 50 loot boxes because lods e mone/mild gambling addiction tendencies
>Swiss army Mercy
>Sweden Yes Torb
>Ivan Drago Zayra
>American McCree's Alice
>a few unique emotes/highlights
>despair-inducing mega assortment of unwanted dupes and vanilla unlocks
It just isn't worth it, famalambo.
>>150426784
I just cant get used to it. It really feels like they should have bumped up the default movement speed. Its too slow.
>>150428263
>the only olympics item in my first box was sweden's icon
>>150428634
FUCKING SNIFFPOSTERS
Fuck blizzard, can't even test their own patches
>>150428674
what the fuck do you think?
>>150418716
oh fuck I need that swiss flag
aswell as the Eidgenossin skin
>>150428734
what did you die to now?
>>150427623
they said "new skins in the summer"
not "summer themed skins"
>>150428630
USA USA USA USA USA USA
although im slightly dissapointed daddy 76 didnt get any america skins
>>150428756
I don't fucking know, why else would I be asking.
>>150424783
BLIZZARD WHERE IS THE REST ?????
WHERE ARE THE OTHER SKINS ?
>>150416849
Does paralympics count?
>TFW level 198
>Gonna get a boon of boxes when I hit 200
who else /lucky/ here?
MERCY LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE ALWAYS
>>150428634
me too anon, me too...
>>150428947
Yes, but textures for skins have 64x64 resolution
2 games I was in crashed due to server and we were winning both.. my fucking luck.
>>150416764
What are you talking about? it actually gives pretty good xp for 5 min matches.
>>150428215
i did, im just not picky about the color of her outfit
I JUST WANT A MEI SKIN WITHOUT THE COAT
THATS ALL I WANTED
WHAT THE FUCK BLIZZARD
>>150424783
rollan
Do you get Summer Game Loot Crates for leveling up now?
>>150427075
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/ojny.mp4
I HAVENT WON A SINGLE GAME OF LUCIOBALL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>150428634
POO
IN
THE
LOO
>>150429135
Yes
>>150429085
It would mess up the hitboxes. Mei is an average sized woman and not overweight, so a coatless skin would have too small hitboxes.
QUICK I need a pal to grind some brawl with add me
Arator95#2292
>Cave and buy the 11 goyboxes for 9.99
>Get Genji skin and Infrit
Thanks Kaplan. You're still a faggot though.
>>150429085
Yeah it's pretty dumb they wont release her tanktop + leggings outfit. It's like they're afraid of exposing any skin on mei
>>150424783
Please, be kind to muh dick
anybody know how long the crates dropped are giving summer loot?
>>150424783
rollin @ work
>watch teammates constantly make noob as fuck mistakes
>they're only 6 ranks below me
>literally fucking braindead and don't know basic things in the game like how rein shield works, how d.va ult works etc.
wtf is this.. why re the ranks so close. They're like dogshit trash compared to me but I have to play with them.
>>150419114
I got it 8 times, I spent $90 just to get the fucking D.va skin
>>150428806
76 already HAS an AMERICA skin.
>bought 50 crates like a good goy
>same lucio skin twice
>Captain Sweden twice
>both Tracers
>no Genji or either Zarya
why god
Please remove Tracer from the game
>I cannot buy Zarya's skin
BLIZZARD
>>150424783
59 get
>>150429705
cheers luv
>>150429789
i got it in my second free box
>>150429705
>easiest hero to counter
>still can't do it
You are bad.
>>150419636
>the only good map in the game is stolen from another game
>>150429171
Yeah that does sound a bit weird.
Thanks, anon.
>>150421503
>>150424103
if its salted it means they run it through a hash salt we need another salt phrase from some place else
>>150428798
lost a round thanks to the new gibralta bug
>>150430384
I'll get you'll find a ton of those in Competitive.
>>150424783
Why do they tease us with good skin designs in sprays?
WHERE IS MY TENNIS JUNKRAT.
>>150424783
>>150424783
Rolling
>>150424783
is golden weapon for s76 worth it ?
how close is his golden skin gun to the ladder points golden gun
>>150417763
they were banned for 2016, not the whole century, senpai
>>150424783
DING
>>150431239
You can compare them, you know?
If you have his gold skin. But then again, what fucknut would ask hypothetical questions like that?
Where can i find people to play with? I'm getting pretty tired of playing solo queue and getting stuck with people who refuse to switch to a hero that fits the situation.
I'll gladly play tank or support all day if i just had a decent dps player with me.
>>150424783
ohh what people do for a (you) is astonishing.
Here, have one. Now fuck off.
>>150424842
>That decryption key on the right
not sure what anyone is hiding in 14kb though
>>150431394
>If you have his gold skin.
wow its like i dont ahve it and thats why i am asking dipshit
>>150431819
>nignog can't even afford an epic skin
weeew real famalan dingdong hours in here, -///-'
>>150426248
Yeah better crop out how many boxes you have left, you dont want the other goys - I mean guys to get jealous.
>make cool Olympics themed concepts for all characters
>only a few of them are turned into skins
>most characters get nothing
>others get shitty color swaps
>can't buy them with currency
>even more useless sprays and portraits
>time limited
>Lucioball sucks
Man, I don't really get mad at this type of stuff. But seriously fuck you Blizzard. This update is just insulting.
>>150422640
event skins can be bought when the event is over right
>>150433045
>Lucioball sucks
>>150434082
LIMITED TIME O F F E R
>>150434114
>>150433045
The Lucio ball game really shows how clunky the game engine is.
Anyone on EU between rank 50-65 or so that feels like playing? I'm getting pretty tired of soloing. Current rank is 56 and my season high is 61.
I can play pretty much every role but i prefer tank or support.
>>150424783
Roll
>24 boxes and the only skins I get are mercy tit cross and Ethiopian soccer player
Where's tracer
>>150424783
hmmm
>>150434639
battletag?
>spending money before the halloween update
>>150424783
I'm interested.
>>150425993
Anyone has a picture/webm of how it looks with the Devi skins?
>>150436417
>get nippon genji and both lucios
>no tracer
tfw
>>150431461
when that happens, I just switch to the same hero and proceed to do fuck all.
>>150424783
meh
who the fuck is this
>>150437371
Numbani guy
>Red Weightlifter Zarya
It isn't american mcree but ill take it
>koth nepal
>team doing kind of okay, personally going well
>some faggot tells me to switch off zen when we are down 1-2 and he tells me I'm useless
>turn game around and win 3-2, do better than before
Did this guy miss the last two or three patches or something?