/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.

Incoming steam group butthurt.

>>150404751
>>150404854
Fuck off, and take HPM with you

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The weak should fear the strong.

>>150404731
>only two IPs

>>150404854
>90 seconds after OP
Hello samefag!

>>150404892
>>150404938
Called it >>150404854

>>150405007
>samefagging again in two threads
Yes we can!

>>150405007
>if people don't like me it's just muh bogeyman steamgruppe being butthurt

>>150404892
HPM is not going anywhere son so you better get used to being cucked.

>>150405139
Steam group butthurt af

>>150405158
t. alex

>>150404751
>>150404854
>>150404892
>>150404907
>>150404938
>>150405007
>>150405097
>>150405139
>>150405198
>>150405259
These are all shitposts

>>150405407
You just quoted every post in the thread

why does HPM just decide to cut the world supply of wool out of in half out nowhere in the middle of the game?

>>150405407
>omitting the HPMIDF post
HPMIDF detected

>You have to wait a while before reporting another post.
Great strategy r&i

>>150405473
That's very observant of you, would you like a cookie?

Last question, does EU4 load new files when considering mods? I remember when I was fucking around with this earlier I knew the answer but I've since forgotten.

For example, if I want to add a new event do I have to add this new event inside an existing event text file from the game (obviously a duplicate of the original file + my event) or can I just create a new text file containing only me event?

Secondly, I further obviously have to include my new event in the 00_on_actions.txt if I want it to be activated... on actions, but if I do can add my new event in a new file do I need to order the on actions.txt to load that file when considering events to pulse on the actions, or does this happen automatically?

First question also applies to localisation files: does EU4 read new localisation files when searching for strings, or does it only check the existing files?

>>150405496
Just in case someone's having fun at that point in the game, it needs to be stopped
t. alex

>>150405496
Should have downloaded the new version

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>>150405556
>would you like a cookie?
I'd rather have your dick

>>150405636
It loads every valid file in folders it recognizes
You can't create new folders for the most part (there's exceptions) but you can create as many files as you want.

>>150405747
>It loads every valid file in folders it recognizes
Excellent, this makes life easier.

>>150405635
Hi steamgroup nipposter
We should get acquainted since people constantly tell me I'm in your group

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Is it just impossible to have a decent start to a /gsg/ thread

>>150405635
This is the same situation as the holocaust: on one hand I want to say it didn't happen but the thought of chinks and jews getting massacred is very entertaining

>>150406105
See >>150405937

>>150406180
See >>150406112

>>150406105
For some reason people always have to bait the steamgroup, I don't understand it.

>>150406268
I feel disrespected as an independent, non-steamgroup affiliated shitposter

>>150406106
xDxD

>>150406105
Because certain people get butthurt at the dtarbof every thread

>>150405861
I am not in any steam group, nor am I "trolling". Just clarifying what happened
>>150406106
Well it never happened

>>150406180
>>150406239
>>150406390
No but see

>>150404854
>>150404751
These two posts are the ones that start shit every time. Especially >>150404854, actually, since it's an actual shitpost. You could argue the reminder is autistic but not really a shitpost so much as a restatement of a rule across all of 4chan, although one that invites more shitposting than it reduces, but the butthurt post is obviously just bait.

>>150406556
t. SpicyJuan

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>>150406556
Go away you fanatic nip.

>>150406592
The "incoming butthurt" guy is literally a shitposter trying to provoke the steamgroup, he has nothing to do with the first post.

>tfw part of all three steamgruppes and they're all dead except for turk's gruppe which doesn't even dabble in the thread anymore
>tfw people think the steamgruppe is some omnipotent shitposting force shitting up the thread when it's mostly a bunch of autists sperging out over an invisible threat while other autists try to bait them

>>150406816
Well I know that, but he's also OP, which actually makes it somewhat worse.

>>150406836
inb4 t.steamgruppe

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>>150402181
>That would be as ugly as yellow prussia in vanilla, so no.
I meant Dark red, see pic related.

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>>150406836
>dead

>>150406642
Who?
>>150406784
Yes, as soon as everyone understands the truth behind the chink propoganda, I shall retire and find some other venue of media to spread the truth

>>150407135
steamgroup stalker seething kek

>>150407135
>>150119552

>>150407135
>sparse posting over weeks mostly consisting of memers doing things on their own accord
>literally 0 people in the chat at all times
yeah so active and coordinated

>>150407135
Nothing to do with that pic really but is Kevstowlyn literally retarded?

>>150407286
>literally admit that they are behind shitposting and that they get banned
>not active

>>150407320
We're /gsg/ers, lad, we are all literally retarded.

>>150406390
>dtarbof
what

>>150407320
>joining a group to shitpost in an anonymous imageboard
Take a guess.

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Jesus christ, this guy's skin is as thin as his skull is thick

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>>150407617
Is this guy doing some advanced reverse baiting

>>150407391
>1 indepedent memester does something
>they

What's with all these CK2 and cat posts? Did something cat related happen to CK2? Did Johan get cucked by a cat?

>>150407740
Either that or he just got off from tumblr

just playin' HIP for CK2 and trying to activate the incest events

>>150407769
see
>CK2 DD 17: Crusader Cats
>https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/ck2-dev-diary-17-crusader-cats.960813/

>>150407748
>independent
>affiliated
>people encouraging him
>just below someone asking how they can not get banned for shitposting

>>150408107
>people
>1 person
lad......

>>150408515
>implying based steamgroup spy isn't also the steamgroup shitposter

>>150405635
WE WUZ GOOD KEEDZ DIDDN DU NUFFIN

>>150408515
It's not spying, this shit is all public.
I literally just opened the page and took a screenshot.

>>150408681
Yeah well watchu gonna do about it?

>>150408793
Cry :'(

why the fuck does the map always fuck up if I use HPNNM with HPM

I have deleted the map cache and all that shit

this general has to have the least amount of on topic content of any forum on the internet

>>150408949
>forum

>>150409105
>;3

>>150407617
Link the post so I can respectfully agree

>>150409061
>a meeting or medium where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchanged.
yes

>>150406784
Finally a weeb that understands that he would be first to go in WWII Japan

>>150409152
http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/ck2-dev-diary-17-crusader-cats.960813/#post-21654681

i have all ck2 dlc's including the music ones
but i still play the game hearing sick dubsteps
am i missing something?

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>>150409223
Seeing as I'm Chinese and live in Beijing aka 'overrun by nips', yeah I'm sure I'd be among the first.

>>150408949
Not even close

try /ksg/

>>150409335
>no aircraft carriers
How can such a big country be so shit? Even my country, glorious Britannia, has two.

>>150409335
Introduce us to some hot chink girls, lad.
Just bring them here to the thread and get us laid

>>150409443
even my country glorious brasil has one

>>150409324
its part of the base game music

>>150409443
Pretty sure we do.
>modern China
>good
How about no? We're like America 2.0, but somewhat weaker.

>>150409523
You could just come over and search for yourself, I don't really care that much as long as you leave the country with her if you have kids.
Tired of seeing halfbloods around, especially fatass halfniggers.

HoI4 patches/DLC/mods when?

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>>150409443
>we NEED +15 aircraft carriers in NATO or China Russia and Iran will nuke us all

>>150409528
Doesn't count if they're reused, see: India.

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>No negative health traits
>died of old age
>lol play as a one year old with 1 to many duchies and tides and you cant give them away
>enjoy a negative 20 opnion modifer you cant change

I fucking hate when this shit happens

>>150409654
You sort of have one, but it's a training vessel, not for use in combat situations.

>>150409876
Oh really? Honestly I haven't been following military stuff, I just know everyone is pushing claims everywhere.
Most of them don't even matter to any side involved, it's literally a matter of saving face and trying to pretend they have the bigger dick.
>muh shitty island that nobody fucking lives on and doesn't even have rare fish or something living near it
Everyone needs to fuck off.

>>150409854
dude do u even lover pox?

>>150409654
Send to them over here you slanteyed little shit, I ain't getting my black ass off this couch just to get my dick wet in you down syndrome orientals

>>150410043
That's true for 90% of ships but Aircraft carriers are different. They can defeat pretty much any surface fleet due to being planes.

Mind you, seen as your only enemies are in bombing range of your mainland you don't really need them, but Britain needs them for stuff like the Falklands.

>>150410230
You sound like a big fatass.

>>150409854
Meant died of poor health

>>150410203
And no I did not have it

AAAAAH! Why is no one wanting to fight the UK with me?

Fucking traitors.

buy stellaree

>>150410596
Just go ahead and declare lad, I'm sure they will join you

>>150410230
The only person I can send anywhere is my older sister and your black ass can fuck off.

>>150410291
Oh no I'm not talking about the aircraft carriers, I'm talking about the claims.
>Sankaku Island is literally the size of a large uni campus and about 200 times smaller than URBAN Beijing, and contains nothing of real value except fish that might be of interest to marine biologists
>everyone is blowing up over it
It's literally not wanting to sit the fuck down and needing to wave dicks over it. Just, everyone fucking share it and make it demilitarized. Who gives a fuck?

>>150410712
Yeah, the island shit is bizarre. How do you feel about Taiwan? Hong kong?

>>150410373
FONT

>>150410712
It's about territorial waters though

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>>150410819
>Taiwan
Both of us are 'China', we just don't agree on who's the right one. I don't care personally, just merge up whoever wants to step down and stop causing shit. I guess I'm a human form of old 'the peasant cares not the name of the king' phrase, especially since the communist gov isn't even doing much that's offensive, contrary to western propaganda. Hell they managed to keep hyperliberalism out, so that's a plus right there.

>Hong Kong
I dunno. They've been under western rule for so long that their culture isn't Chinese at all anymore besides speaking the language. I think the best way to deal with it is keep them as a nearby colony of sorts while we re-integrate them. As it is the government is being too heavy-handed and causing resistance there, but they can't be too light either because then the US will start shoving its cock in our face and telling us to open wide.

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>>150410702
The germs went ahead and joined the UK against me.

They also head a stack of 80 units passing through my territory and I didn't see it before.


FUCK.

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b-bad goys!

>>150409624
only the kind the imperial government would allow
which certainly wouldn't be the degeneracy you see today

>>150411212
What about Syria?

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This is fun.

>>150411375
Americans are retarded as usual and stirred shit where none exists.

>>150411437
Who even fucking cares? I can obviously see why the government would care because of waving its dick around but that's literally it. Ok now you have those waters. What're you going to do with it? There's nothing valuable there to begin with and it's causing ridiculous amounts of friction over something none of the three parties involved have a real core on, and hell even Japan and RoC are only there because Americans have been egging them on.

>china industrialized in the 11th century
>in 1836, china was producing far more industrial goods than any other nation
>still has 0 industrial score

???

>>150411437
>some extra fucking fish
>the chinese coast is already tens of thousands of miles wide
hmm

@150411753
No (you) for you lad, terrific bait

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Best achievement yet.

At war alongside Germany against the Soviets, France joins comintern. Things were looking very shaky but I launched a naval invasion on Brest and with my new motorised infantry France capitulated shortly after, leaving us to crush the Soviets.

>>150411719
Is China based? I know they're gommie but at least they have their own ethnicity they're willing to defend and their economy makes a lot of money.

>>150411831
>Japanese Finland
At long last the hyperwar is concluded

>>150411753
>china industrialized in the 11th century
No they didn't. They laid the groundwork for it, they never moved past it.

>still has 0 industrial score
Pretty sure industrial score refers solely to actual industrial shit, it doesn't matter if you have a hundred million copper miners and fifty million smelters because you don't have a factory.

>>150411771
He's not wrong because governments always want more shit
My gov is retarded because we don't need that island
The US government is just piss annoying for stirring shit all over the fucking globe
Japan's gov is annoying because holy shit just say sorry and we can be over it, while mine is the same because most chinks don't even care anymore.
Taiwan's gov is retarded because just unify and stop causing friction we can debate the policies AFTER, my gov is retarded for the same reason.

>>150411963
Define based.

Why no based Tengrii in CK2?
http://youtu.be/a_uqBpk9cAg

>>150411831
>not mozzles
nice reddit post

>>150411831
>fascist Britain
Wew lad.
I can feel your edges from here.

>>150412139
As in not heading for complete demographic, fiscal and political collapse in the next century like Western Europe.

>>150412139
>My gov is retarded because we don't need that island
>The US government is just piss annoying for stirring shit all over the fucking globe
>Japan's gov is annoying because holy shit just say sorry and we can be over it, while mine is the same because most chinks don't even care anymore.
Prestige spam man
Dat prestige spam is mighty strong

HPM, are you able to reshape the borders of the western Columbian provinces and northern california to go along the cascade mountain range? https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cc/Cascaderangemap.jpg

You got some fuck and some shit and some fuck and some shit
You got a fuck shit stack
A fuck shit stack
You got some fuck and some shit and some fuck and some shit
You got a fuck shit stack
A fuck shit stack
It's a stack of fuck shit
On top of itself nigga

>>150412316
>china
>demographic stability
lad...

>>150412284
>>>/r/unitedkingdom
>>>/r/paradoxplaza

New to GS here, what's a game where I can perform drone strikes and incite islamaphobic riots?

>>150412316
>demographic
There's a lot of nigger refugees in South China but from what I've heard we're actively kicking them out, it's just hard to regulate because they're everywhere and keep running around. There's been a few more Christian converts, probably from the churches being set up, but not hugely significant from what I can tell, at least not incredibly devout. There's a mostly insignificant number of foreigners coming over and fucking natives, split evenly among male and female to the misery of /pol/ penis memes I'm sure.
>fiscal
Who knows.
>political
Muh dynastic cycles

>>150411924
Japan doesn't have to invent Abrahamic values, they only had to import them, and that they did.

>>150412469
Prove me wrong. They're genociding the Uyghurs, filling Tibet with Han, they're doing everything right.

>>150411813
>terrific
You keep using that word.

>>150412738
To be perfectly honest China has never been about demographics, it's been about culture. I hate to meme but we're basically like Rome in that sense. Want to be Chinese? Sure just act and dress and speak like one, boom congratulations. If you don't though...

How do you get jewish communities in ck2 for that sweet cash?

Do you need to be Jewish or have sympathy for jews trait?

>>150412630
Lad how are refugees any problem to your nation, it and India make like half of the world population alone, I don't think you'll have many problems

>>150412630
Wait, so I can come to China and put big bestern benis is chisense woman?? :-DD

>>150412493
Are you a faggot or something? Either take Jerusalem yourself, sword in hand, or kill yourself

fucking hell

>>150411924
Gays are hated universally, by all cultures, from all eras because they all got diseases and died. Who'd have thought jamming your urethra in a shit hole would do that?

>>150413012
>Lad how are refugees any problem to your nation
One nigger is one too many, even one of my liberal-ish friends from school thinks so for no other reason than they look like shit and no one wants to see that which is offensive to the eyes.

>>150413028
If you're Germanic or Mediterranean, probably? They seem to have the easiest time fucking uni girls of the foreigners.

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I love this place desu

>>150413028
As long as it doesn't pop children that stays here.

>>150412738
>Genocide is right

Jesus christ you autists in this thread are too fucking edgy

>>150412867
Maybe amongst slant eyes, but black people and white people are never treat as truly Chinese, where as Japs, for example would be.

Kind of like an English speaking pole in America.

>>150413210
>Gays are hated universally, by all cultures, from all eras
Go be a barbarian somewhere else, the love between man and effeminate boy is the pinnacle of civilisation

>>150413283
In the context of demographic stability / purity he's not wrong at all.

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>>150413263
>+51.02

>>150412316
China is heading for a Japan style demographic collapse though.

>>150413441
t. catamite

>>150413527
>huge rural poor population
>not having kids
Do you know anything?

>>150413439
>but black people and white people are never treat as truly Chinese
Well, insofar as being able to tell that he's not Chinese by sight yeah, but it's not hard to figure out someone is, say, Mongolian or Turkic either. It's really more about culture than anything else, you won't be treated as negatively as a Chink acting like a German for example.

>>150413441
Even the Romans denounced it you git.

>>150413527
Because our gov is retarded and implemented a child-limiting policy for apparently no reason.
>le food problems
They don't even exist.

>>150413069
No, I'm American
>fighting wars instead of funding a proxy
>not maintaining your position as foremost world power by systematically destabilizing ally and enemy alike
Seriously, who's the faggot here.

>>150413210
Ah yes all those ancient Greeks and Macedonians who would righteouslly stone any and all who showed a sign of homossexuality.

>>150413705
Only for 1/5 of the population (city-dwellers if i recall) and not anymore.

>>150413646
Look at the demographic pyramid looks more like USA than India. And a low replacement rates to boot.

>>150413646
>what is 1 child policy

>>150414106
Wasn't that removed a while ago?

>>150413806
>not dying by the sword, fighting for the Kingdom of Christ, and going straight to paradise
The faggot would be you

>>150413870
>not anymore
Well yes but it was still retarded, why even?

>>150414106
Dude there's so many fucking loopholes and exceptions, esp. for rurals, that it's not even funny. I was born through such an exception, I have an older sister.

>>150414167
No it was recent and it's still only 2-child. It also has a lot of exceptions though.

>believing an actual chink from the PRC is posting on 4chan
shiggy

>>150414167
just barely started to get removed

>>150413827
macedinians and greeks werent either white or western tho their were degenerate barbarian niggers that only """""created""""" the princilpes that would later become marxism and modernized day degeneracy

>>150414167
Removed last year in October-ish for a two child policy. Problem is that people are used to not having kids/having only one kids.

>>150414264
Do you think that Chinks not have internet lad

>>150414369
They aren't allowed on 4chan dipshit. Their internet access is severely restricted

>>150414264
>dude everyone must be le epic white germanic pro to post on 4chan
>SEA niggers, actual niggers from Afrika, and nips who choose to go on 4chan instead of 2ch are fine but PRC is impossible xd
滚蛋。

>>150414346
Not true though, there's plenty of newborns around these days and I've seen a lot of new couples with a second kid out just after the first

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>>150414451
>They aren't allowed on 4chan dipshit. Their internet access is severely restricted
Yeah, the same is true for my country too.

>>150414106
China was already transitioning to a more lower birth rate before the one child policy as predicted by demographic models.

>>150413705
>even the Romans denounced it
Fucking when you plebeian shit.
Romans didn't give a fuck who you were sticking your dick in, the only cared about if you were manly while doing it. Although they weren't big on fucking kiddos.

>>150414318
Fuck off. Up until the collapse of the Byzantine Empire, Greeks were based and Germanic. How else would they have managed to more or less found western civilization by themselves?

>>150414546
moot literally ip banned all of china so you had to get a 4chan pass to post, maybe hiroshima changed that

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>>150414695
>not using 7 proxies

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>>150414671
>Gr**ks founded Western Civilization
Theyr not even white theyr degenerate niggers that cant pay denbts lmao

>>150414845
lad that's like a luxury good for chinks

>>150414880
>2016
>making deliberately baiting posts
Wew

>>150414451
Yes we are you fucking bumbling imbecile. We're not allowed on giggle and pastebin and faced books but that's it for the big sites.
We're allowed on tweeting bird and the tumbler and on REDDIT, on EIGHTCHAN and fucking sadpanda. Try coming over and typing in the URL before you spout bullshit.
>implying any uni student doesn't have VPN anyway
Shiggy.
>post is spam post is spam post is spam
All hell.

>>150414624
Augustus tried to stop the practice of diddling male kids, although now that I think of it actually fucking men wasn't a big deal.

>>150414695
>moot literally ip banned all of china so you had to get a 4chan pass to post, maybe hiroshima changed that
I have one.

>>150414880
t.urk
You're just mad that you'll never be white and that your ancestors achieved nothing of value

>>150414959
Chink here, can confirm.
Anyone got any rare proxies they want to loan out?

>>150415106
>Unironic irony

weweweweweeweweweweewewewewewewe

>>150412362
hpm guy please deliver

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>>150415072
>i have one

>>150413283
>>>/r/paradoxplaza please never come back

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>>150415072
>giggle
>faced books
>tweeting bird
You're cute! CUTE!

>>150415172
>rare
>search VPN on baidu
>billions of results
>search web代理
>also shitton of results
Are you new to the internet

>>150415282
I actually bought it because fuck the image captcha (before I realized you could turn it off ye I'm retarded) and 4chan randomly finding out I'm on a VPN.

>>150413283
Give me one reason why the Uyghurs or Tibetans should be allowed to live. Their lands NEED to be filled with Han Chinese.

>>150415375
>search VPN on baidu
>not life sentence for counter-revolutionary ideals

>>150415375
>are you new to the Internet
Please refer to
>>150415106

>>150415374
4chan kept thinking it was spam. Granted it probably is.

>>150415440
Uyghurs are kinda funny looking.
Tibetians can eat it though.

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>>150415072
>I have one

>>150415440
Eating Chinese food all of the time is boring. Uighur food, yum.

>>150415542
>Tibetians can eat it though.
Eat shit faggot

>>150415670
Beaheaded infidels?

Why do my vassals have a -30 opinion for me because it says i'm over the demense limit, while i only own 4/7. What am i doing wrong?

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>>150415508
Haha like how is irony even real like nigga just see right through it like just channel your inner self haha

>>150415506
Sister knows someone in the prefecture government, grandfather was a colonel in the resistance army :^).

>>150415765
Butthurt tibetian detected
If you stop stirring shit I'll change my opinion

>>150415895
>Sister knows someone in the prefecture government, grandfather was a colonel in the resistance army :^).
Enjoy having them both arrested because you couldn't live without shitposting.

>>150415542
The Dalai Lama is based, also Tibetans had funny hads

>>150415823
>>150415823
7-4=3
3x10=30

MATH IS HARD

>most of china has slaves in HPM now
>yet tibet still has nothing, only an extremely small number of serfs in one province

Just why? What does Alex Grandi gain by denying Tibetan slavery?

>>150416016
No can do lad, either one of those connections could bail me out of almost anything and you don't get arrested for this shit anyway

>>150416072
Yeah you're right
They have nice hats
You know what I changed my mind, they're also based.

>>150416121
but i'm not over the limit

>>150415895
You can channel my dick

>>150416232
Have you tried turning it off and on again?

>>150416152
Not wasting time/brain cells over an irrelevant shit country?

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>>150415895
Is this OC
Can I steal it

>>150416319
Tibet was strategically important in the 19th century though.

>>150416232
Set it to wumbo

>>150416169
Your grandad could be Mao and it wouldn't save you when your hard drive is ripped open.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sesame_Credit

>>150416397
By far the worst century desu.

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>the tripfagging Habsburg wasn't actually a Habsburg
>the son of a Camerooni dictator wasn't even African

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>>150416282


>>150416473
Yeah it would actually, and I'll be honest our uni professors and journalist magazine criticize the gov all the time and suggest shit like pushing for reunification with concessions if necessary and conceding Sankaku with nothing happening.
>sesame credit
"Whatever".

>>150416668
What kind of concessions?

>>150416397
Strategically important to Great Britain. Not important on its own. Really, all it needs to do is just exist since it didn't do anything globally important during the 19th and 20th centuries.

I doubt any mod has any special chain of events for Tibet. Even Korea, shit tier nation that it is, has an event chain concerning their history (which culminates with their colonization by the Japanese). I think the only special thing Tibet gets is an impractical irredentist "Greater" decision that 1. nets more Han Chinese than Tibetans, 2. is difficult to even pass considering it involves beating the Qing with 3 units (since Tibet's population and population growth are both shit), 3. involves you playing as Tibet.

>>150416668
Dear Chink,

Please stop buying up our farms in Missouri. My sister and I are expecting our third and we would really appreciate it if our children didn't have to learn chinkese on top of learning mexican.

https://youtu.be/czJkER7BZXw

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Now you too can be a fantasy racist!

Modding has been significantly easier than I expected. I'm going to try a quick event chain now.

where can i find the could war mod for vic2?

>>150416971
the only way you can stop them is by voting trump

>>150416975
>run with blood until the blood has all run out
3/10, needs more sweet blood

How can I become Chinese IRL? Fuck the West, I want to become Chinese at all costs, but how? How can I fully assimilate into their culture and be accepted by them?

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>>150417031

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>>150416975
>genocide
>in a game without pops

>>150416817
>What kind of concessions
Policy changes
Independent but subordinate government for a fixed period (60 years was suggested as roughly a single generation from adulthood to death), essentially Hong Kong but even less regulation.
Flexible systems for Taiwan, exemption from certain laws
Removal of censorship nationwide (this is actually already considered according to some rumors my sister passed on)
Economic incentives like a tax break for the 3 years following
Democratic regional government with appropriate powers
Shit like that.

>>150416971
It is the poor's fault for being poor and the merchant's right to sell to the highest bidder
Ain't that what Americans preach with the free market?

>>150417182
Start by speaking Chinese for one.

>>150417240
It's for the flavour anon. The flavour!

It gives modifiers though, and I could make it effect which events fire if I made enough events.

>>150417326
>USA
>Free Market
Kekekemen

>>150417430
>China
>communist
laughing my fucking ass off rolling on the floor laughing tbqh senpai xd

>>150417430
t. toll road PRO

>>150417326
>Taiwan
>ever reunifying with PRC
>joining the PRC as a lesser entity
>wat
oh anon, you fill me with joy.

>>150417568
It's just suggested concessions, realism is something else entirely. I personally honestly do not care about reunification as much as everyone shutting the fuck up about it. I think if America collapsed that might do the trick.

>>150417684
How come China is so big yet it's all the same? Are people in Bejing really the same as people in Canton?

Is this reddit?

Is this just fantasy?

>>150417884
How come America is so big yet it's all the same? Are people in New York the same as people in Kansas?

>>150417884
Uh
No? I don't think so mate. One of the biggest problems with us is how diverse we are culturally, it makes administration fucking unbelievably bullshit.
Hell, people from south china literally cannot understand those from north or western china, we literally don't speak the same language.

>>150418024
"no"

>>150418024
You better watch it, friend.
We might just default on our loans and cripple your economy

>>150417884
No
>>150418024
Yes

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>tfw

>>150417684
>America collapsing
>expecting the world economy to not go down with it
Lad, if the American ship sinks, it's going to create a whirlpool that sinks everyone down with it. Or at least cause major economic problems for the rest of the century.

>>150417884
The same as people in New York and people in San Francisco. If the people in San Francisco had an entirely different dialect of English that people in New York could barely understand (Mandarin vs Cantonese). And if New York dwellers were, on average, taller than San Francisco people.

What people don't get in the West is that Chinese is less of one language and more like a language family. Like calling French, Spanish, Italian, and the other Romance languages "Latin." Every region has its own dialect which is very hard to understand if you're from the other side of the country. That's kinda why they had to make a standard dialect; otherwise, no one would understand each other and administration would be impossible.

Thread is shitposting but it's shitposting of a certain quality I guess.
Better than steamgruppe bs at least.

these threads are so fucking shit nowadays. every time i visit to check the links, there's at least one really sad shitposter filling the general up with crap.

the mods don't bother checking /vg/ at all do they?

>>150418480
>America collapsing
When will this meme end.

>>150418541
Fuck off to Reddit, crybaby.

>>150418480
>Lad, if the American ship sinks, it's going to create a whirlpool that sinks everyone down with it. Or at least cause major economic problems for the rest of the century.
Oh shut up it's a pipe dream.

>What people don't get in the West is that Chinese is less of one language and more like a language family
Not really, it's more like
There is technically no spoken form of Chinese as written; the Qin, who created the language, never specified or tried to enforce pronunciations or accents. It was literally just for recordkeeping and everything was communicated through standard records, locals would speak to locals in their dialect and hand the written, standard, records to people from other parts who came to pick it up.

>>150418541
I'm a severely depressed NEET, what else do you expect me to do?

Shitposting keeps me from ending my pathetic, hopeless life.

>>150418541
They do and they delete posts. I remember one shitposter crying this was the only thread in /vg/ that had moderation.
You just need to report and ignore them and wait for them. last months they are a little slower, but some months we get shitposting deleted in less than 15 minutes.

>>150418454
Gay.
Germano-Soviet alliance is pretty passé desu lad.
Democratic Germany is where it's at.

>>150419096
>suicide
>not undergoing apotheosis and becoming the LORD in front of them then telling them the whole chosen thing was a ruse

>>150415263
hpm guy please stop the shitposting

>>150419096
You can't get materials for a terrorist attack in my yuropoor country.

>>150418541
>thinking it's just one person

>>150418709
>deleted
ayy

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>seljuk
>claimant brother
my anus is NOT ready

>>150419417
>his country doesn't have hardware stores

>>150418709
Now I'll never know what the t. Alex poster said

>>150419417
>his country doesnt have trucks

WOW THIS WAS POSTED X POSTS EARLY

>>150419932
yep this general is cancer

>>150420136
>Not "give us this day our daily liquor"
4/10 for effort

>>150419932
Honestly the mods should just delete every thread that's made even 1 post early, it's fucking cancer.

Are there good mods for hoi iv yet or is it still too early

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>People are seriously mad about cats in the next expansion of Crusader Kings II
>Mother-ever-fucking-ever
Because of cats, Venice have successfully protected their archive against rats and protecting them against the Black Plague!

>>150420707
:^)

>>150420707
trob

>>150420728
cats didnt exist in the middle ages

>>150420429
>>150420707
Please move your complaining over to the designated cry baby board >>>/qa/

>>150421015
cats have never existed

>>150420728
They're irrelevant to gameplay. They've literally found an excuse to waste time.

>>150421023
If you're a mod/janitor then delete my posts, if not then you have no authority over me you little child.

>>150421103
dont see the problem really
ck2 needs more things to do between wars

>>150421103
They are way more relevant than the werewolf/spawn of satan memes

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HISTORICALLY ACCURATE
C
C
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A
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E
A

>playing EU3 since wanted to play EU game and EU4 is shit
>play
>look at centers of trade map
>a fucking rainbow
>look at the cost to make new center of trade 0.5
Is it supposed to be that way? Did paradox break the EU3

>>150421689
>blobbing into worthless areas
Learn to chink correctly

>>150422063
These areas are not inherently worthless, they're just unpopulated. Fill them with Han Chinese and you're set forever. Maybe kill some of the natives later.

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>>150422490
t.Erdogan

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>>150422490

>>150422490
impressive

Is Turkey currently a presidential dictatorship?

HPM? You there?

>>150423060
Islamic caliphate

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Which one, lads?

>>150423380
Fuck Germany.

how do i rape female prisoners in ck2?

>>150423380
Create the KUK, fuck Germany.

Don't bother annexing the South German states either.

>>150423380
go groß or go home

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>>150423848
Correct answer

>>150423958
Absolutely fucking disgusting, please hang yourself.

Is there a way to gain land early in CK2?

Specifically, I'm playing as the Tribal Ethiopian minors with the goal of forming a merchant republic and making as much of the Ethiopian nobility white as I can. I usually start out by sending out a ton of raids on all of my shitty, tribal neighbors and taking a (((loan))) and building up the money buildings in my tribal holdings.

What typically ends up happening is that after a little bit, most of my neighbors end up swearing fealty to Abyssinia, the nearby power, generally before my early-game-small-territory shitty chancellor can get a claim on anything nearby.

I did have a game where Abyssinia ended up being destroyed in a poorly-chosen holy war and subsequently dismantled by their neighbors which was pretty good. That run ended when I became embroiled in four wars and dismantled myself, though.

Do I just need to restart until Abyssinia ends up in that position, or is there any way to get land sooner than that?

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>>150423958
ruh roh

>>150423958
nice

>>150423958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY&ab_channel=18schnapps88

>>150423958
you did well kid
show those faggots whose groß

>>150423380
>>150423958
I'd give independence to the non german states but fair enough

>>150424238
>58 bad guy mana
Lad what did you do before hand?

>>150424120
>George Washington

>>150424120
>making as much of the Ethiopian nobility white as I can
That's not how you're supposed to play niggers in CK2, nigger. You have to spread your black seed as far as you can.

>>150424606
Greater Austrian Destiny is 40 infamy +11 minimum to puppet Prussia and he didnt plan ahead for it obviously.

>>150424682
But ethiopians are white and based.

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>>150424352
>Cobra unironically using meme arrows in the comments

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I lost. I'm waitning how this failure will pan out.

>>150424810
t. cobra

Are Somalians white?

>>150424897
>I lost.
>GrossGermaniums
>lost
Nigga what

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What are my goals?

Also why does Sweden have .6% intellectuals at game start? China has more

>>150425052
>global containment hugbox

>>150424810
desu /gsg/ stole that meme from eightchannel

t. knower

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>[V2] - Legacy of Slovenia v1.01*°
http://pastebin.com/72Yhqm5i

>>[V2] - unHPM v1.5*°
http://pastebin.com/zK3YrpNx

>>[V2] - Robmod v2.5*
http://pastebin.com/MHswMhZi

>>[V2] - Visegradmod v3.2
http://pastebin.com/C8swKB9t

>> Updated Waggle Pastebin*
http://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB

* The R&I may sperg out if you download this
° Talex and his Grandi Youth may harass you if you download this

Remember that the R&I reports all posts made by or about unHPM and is prone to delete entire discussions on it, so if you want to report bugs or suggest something, contact the mod maker at Steam or Discord.

>>150425086
Create Scandinavia, get some colonies in East Asia and Africa, dismantle Russia and Prussia/Germany. Change your government to one that allows genocide and start genociding your non-accepted pops as soon as you get enough colonial migration and the RGOs in your colonies start becoming full.

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which one?

>>150404751
Do you seriously have nothing else to do, faggot?

>>150425405
based cobra

>Crusader Cats
Jesus fucking christ, where's my cyanide gas already

>>150425574
Do any of these options change life ratings in any of these provinces? If yes, then just go for anything that has less than 40 so you get more pop growth.

If not, it doesn't matter.

Hey guys, I'm trying to make a mini mod for the Carlist War. Could someone help me to make a quick event that randomly flips the provinces in blue to Carlist Spain?

Carlist Spain's TAG is SPC. I've already incorporated the provinces in red to the game. Could someone help me make an event for it?

>>150425674
Is this event in HPM?

>>150425705
ok

>>150425342
t. changeowner pro

>>150425574
current

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>>150425743
pic rellated

>>150425974
pls help me make an event lads

>>150425405
thanks rob

>>150426170
make a province event with
is_core = SPC
owned_by = SPA
as the trigger should do the trick

>>150425974
Is it HPM?

>>150425574
>lost land to romania

?

Is there anything better than pushing the Muslims out of Europe in CK2?

>>150425747
Meant for >>150425574

>>150426892
pushing Christians out of europe

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Post cats that give +1 health bonus

>>150426892
Turning all of Europe to pagan

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>>150427270
this one desu

>>150426892
Pushing the christians out of Europe while listening to nasheeds

>>150426892

Pushing the Muslims out of Arabia

>(Regency Council)
Why is this allowed?

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>>150425405
Look, you're not understanding, so I'll say it. You are shit, everyone outside this thread is shit. You make shit mods, with shit mechanics, shit events and shit believable worlds. This thread's thirst for mods was sated by my masterpiece a long time ago.

Luckily for you, there's me. ME. The most amazing modder to ever exist. With armies of posters under my command that worship ME and all MY DECISIONS. I'm simply a God. And you should be grateful that your retarded piece of shit """mods""" will never be downloaded by anyone so you won't be embarassed by endless screenshots of Krakow lakes and Wallachias existing in 1890 being posted. If there's a problem, I put a Russian core over it and it's done ;)

This is my little corner of the Internet, you have no power here. And if your pitiful existence, your pathetic minions or even fucking unHPM dare to defile MY THREAD again. I won't hold back my anger....... Until you learn your lesson..... Kid.

>>150427418
This desu. Does anyone else here do this?

>>150426892
Pushing mudslims off the map.

>>150415375
wait
how do you turn of the captcha?

>>150426170
>>150425974
country_event = {
id = 110085
title = "EVTNAME110085"
desc = "EVTDESC110085"
picture = "carlists"

trigger = {
tag = SPA
is_vassal = no
war = no
}

fire_only_once = yes
mean_time_to_happen = { months = 1 }

option = {
name = "EVT110085OPTA"
prestige = -5
any_pop = {
consciousness = 1
militancy = 1
}
514 = { secede_province = SPC }
485 = { secede_province = SPC }
483 = { secede_province = SPC }
474 = { secede_province = SPC }
475 = { secede_province = SPC }
476 = { secede_province = SPC }
477 = { secede_province = SPC }
492 = { secede_province = SPC }
494 = { secede_province = SPC }
495 = { secede_province = SPC }
496 = { secede_province = SPC }
498 = { secede_province = SPC }
494 = { secede_province = SPC }
504 = { secede_province = SPC }
501 = { secede_province = SPC }
}
}

>>150428234
There's an option on 4chanx.
>the sky is starting to grow lighter
>I am STILL shitposting
Summer vacation is a bitch ain'tit

someone post ck2

>>150428641
ck2

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>>150428641

>>150428673
epic
forgot to laugh

>>150428810
>epic
>forgot to laugh

>>150425574
Always Berlin. Vienna is a close 2nd, the rest are Gutter Crown tier.
11/10 would be Aachen of course

>>150429035
>>150429034
>>150428878
>>150428870
>>150428679

FUCKING FUCK OFF GRANDI SHITPOSTING MEMER

>>150429190
trob

>>150429271
Literally Alex Grandi pretending to be Cobra