/ps2g/ - PlanetSide 2 general

first for animay reaction image spam

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second for the one true and original waifu

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I want to name my NC alt Anchorman but that name is taken by a BR1 who has never logged in even though the character was made almost 4 years ago. This shouldn't be possible in a F2P.

>>150402392
JUST NAME IT ANCH0RMAN
OR ANCHORM4N

OR 4NCHORMAN

OR ANCHORMEME

OR MEMEMAN

OR MEMEMEME

>>150401810
>swn force you to gag on her 12 inch purple strapon
;_;

>>150402796
>strapon
how disgustingly vanilla

>>150402848
You have to earn the right to service her girlcock, you don't just get it right away.

>>150402560
xxAnchorMan420xx

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This game makes me think about suicide for some reason.

Fun times, though. Being in a platoon with a good leader is the best experience you can get out of this game.

>>150402909
>using a strapon when she has a dick
that's extemely uncomfortable
you clearly have no experience in sucking dicks
aim better

>>150402909
How do I earn that right?

>shiTRs
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Blowing_a_raspberry.ogv

>>150403882
what is this, the 1200s? did you get your strapons made at the blacksmith or something

>>150403453
Fucking this, what's up with the squad leaders who you can't understand because it sounds like they're using a microphone from the 90's, and the leaders who do nothing but rake people in for zerg rushing a small base when at the same time they're losing four bases on the same front

Tldr incompetent commanders make me mad

Remember that one time some vanu outfit went "zombie mode" and only attacked in melee while moaning "braaaains" in chat?
Good times, good times...

>>150407317
It was a Haloween event. If you get killed by one of the zombies you had to make a Vanu zombie char and join the horde.

>platoon leaders who want you to keep assualting an easily defendable base when you only have 30% hex pop

>>150408223
Yeah, but how many people actually made zombie chars and relogged to start playing as vanu?
Hey wait a second, I thought you can't have characters with different factions on same server.

>>150408432
That hasn't been a thing since 2012.

>>150408432
>Hey wait a second, I thought you can't have characters with different factions on same server.
How else would MLG farmers keep up their 130 KPH?

hahaha

>>150408749
>130 KPH?
Fucking how? I can never find fights that have that much action.

>>150409280
hahahah

>>150409342
Basically any fight that isn't a ghostcap or 80-20 vehicle spawncamp. All you have to do is aim better.

>>150408432
most redditfags actually did
and i sat in my kobalt bus :^^^^^^^^^^^^)

Whenever I finally find an even fight it usually only lasts for 5 or 10 minutes before one side says fuck it and pulls a ton of vehicles or drops a platoon on the hex.

>>150408432
most people did, but then TR ruined the event with HE Prowler farming

>>150413996
is rustle on to western memes or is this some devious shoop

OH FUCK I COUGHED WHILE I WAS SIPPING WHISKY AND IT WENT UP MY NOSE
AND NOW MY WHOLE FACE FEELS LIKE IT'S ON FIRE
FUUUUUCC

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>>150415585

>>150415585
quick you have to smear hand creme into your nostrils or the skin might dry up and start bleeding

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>>150415585
boy do I have a greentext for you
>be me
>diabetus.jpg
>have to constantly prick my fingers and draw blood to check blood sugar level
>dad is a doctor
>just like everyone in this family
>"Son, I don't want dirt and diseases to get in your fingers when you pierce them with this needle. Please clean them with something before you do that."
>gives me a tiny spray bottle (it used to have nasal spray in it) filled with ethanol
>"Use this for disinfection."
>I have several bottles because my nose is constantly clogged so I use the damn sprays
>forget about the ethanol one, wasn't using it anyway.
>nose clogged
>reach into bag, grab lil bottle.
>stick it up my nose
>*spiish*
>feels like my brain is on fire. Like there is a fucking acid wasp nest on fire in my nose
>realise what just happened
>double over in pain and agony
>can't tell how long it lasted, felt like eternity
>eventually the pain fades
>Still feel discomfort for the rest of the day
>dad comes home
>tell him what happened

>He takes the spraybottle
>sticks it up his nostril
>madman fucking sprayed his nose with ethanol
>puts in other nostril
>does the same
>ask him why he did this
>"Just wanted to experience what you felt".
Pic is what the bottle looked like.

>>150417230
oh gosh, ur dad is a medic main ;3c

wat a cute

>>150417616
I'm a healslut in every game that allows me to be a healslut.

What Wrel needs to do is nerf Anchor, Orion and MSW-R, and make heavies choose between launcher and overshield.

>>150418853
t. 0.5 IVI KDR

>>150417230
>>forget about the ethanol one, wasn't using it anyway.
serves you right, faggot

>>150417804
HEAL SLUTS BEST SLUTS

>>150418853
no, what wrel needs to do is the following

>remove launcher slot
>launchers now go in heavy primary slot
>reload rate of all rocket launchers increased by 30%
>jackhammer, mcg and lasher now have archer style damage bonus against maxes and can damage vehicles, but are much less effective against infantry
>NMG changed to absorb damage proportionately to damage dealt, meaning a tank shell deals equal damage to it as an SMG bullet would
>resist and adren unchanged

>>150420750
>lasher
>less effective against infantry

if you want a light show just say so

>>150421389
what did he mean by this

>>150420750
t. 0.5 IVI KDR

>>150421676
the lasher is already a joke weapon

>>150421854
but imagine if it could damage vehicles and maxes

you could stand on a hilltop five hexes away an-
>the lancer exists
>you would have to choose between lancer and lasher
okay how about the lasher gets RIDICULOUS bonus damage against maxe-
>the lancer exists
how do we buff the lasher

>>150422268
make it lash

>>150422268
>how do we buff the lasher
make it shoot small moon sized balls

or

make it charge up

or

umm.. SPIRIT bomb

or uhhh idk curve the booelts like wanted

>>150422268
Constant armor-stripping beam that has relatively high damage falloff, like a melta in 40k.

>>150423658
That's called a laser

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>>150424285
Technically a meltagun is just a fusion gun

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Why is there no flamethrower in ps2?

>>150424601
40k just makes up bullshit

an armor-stripping beam with high damage fall-off is called a laser.

>>150424721
because lazy pieces of entitled cunts like you always want a bunch of meaningless shit tossed into the game while not stopping to think that the devs have to put dinner on the table and you aren't doing anything to help them out

>>150424721
Maxes had it, but in addition to killing people, it also killed their framerates, which was OP.

>>150425565
Nah mate it's a melta

>>150426384
IS A LASER

>>150425676
those who do not work do not deserve to eat.

>>150427045
*meltas u*

pssh, nothing personnel heretic

gandalf baloney pls save the game with more loading screens

>>150428576
ps2
Patience Screens 2

>>150427045
nah
mate
melta

>>150429089
[L]ight [A]mplified by the [S]timulated [E]mission of [R]adiation

>>150429321
is this fucking spelling bee
ya daft cunt

>>150429503
what the fuck is a spelling bee, another of those retarded american things?

>>150429321
[L]ol [A]t [S]silly [E]dgy [R]etard

>>150430090
it's actually from india where the best spelling bees compete in the market, but america brought some spelling bees over so there's spelling bees in both places now.

I got my favourite honey from a spelling bee

>>150430265
what the fuck
bees can't talk or write
what is this shit

>>150430387
But they sure can spell!

>>150401810
I took that photo

>>150431325
that's cool, post more or go back to PSU

>>150430613
fuck off
no seriously what is this shit

also, another unrelated thing (not like there's still PS2-related things to talk about)
i'm watching divegrass matches from the 50s
and they never actually dive
it's genuinely interesting to watch
i wonder when this grass-diving-and-then-crying-like-a-little-bitch faggotry started?

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>>150431740

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>>150432446

>>150430387
nigga aint u seen them cheerio comercials

>>150431325
on a scale of 1 to maggie how delicious was her cock

>>150433817
>current year
>watching the televised jew

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I want to put this on my flash

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>>150434047
now that is a rare as fuck maggie, doesn't even have any reverse image hits

has the original creeposter come back? is that you, john wayne?

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>>150434335
Aye

>>150434025
nah man, i dont watch tv, im the bee from the commercial, not trying to brag or anything

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>>150434435
it's been so long

so much has changed since then

gib source you fool

>>150434593
irl friends with her since forever ago

>>150434884
Is she in to cock and ball torture? pls say yes even if the answer is no

>>150434884
that isn't very helpful but it's cool of you to be a creeper and all, you're doing better than higby did in that regard

when ps2 shuts down promise you'll come here and dump the rest

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>>150434435
HNNNNNNNNNNGGGG

>>150434884
yooo any more pictures higby?

>>150435134
Not Higby, and that's all for today. See ya in a few months.

>>150435239
NO

I NEED MORE PHOTOS OF HER FEET

ITS... ITS FOR A .. PROJECT

>>150435239
But anon

We might not even be here in a few months

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>>150435081

why not just make art of sexy planetmans instead of pictures of higby

>want to red planetman
>40% population
dbg pls nerf TR or something so I can have my underpop back

>>150435910
higby is sexier than any planetman, but no one mentioned you, higby

>>150436062
yeah i agree buff VS

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found higby posting on /pol/

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oh fug off xDDD

What kind of specs do I need to run this game on ultra/high and keep 60fps?

>>150438346
>shit are you me? i beat my roommates dog to the point of almost death and broke the bathroom door. my gf wont answer the phone and im sitting here on lunch at work pounding beers and reading /pol/ wondering if i should kill myself

anon i don't think that's higby


also he got a haircut

>>150438485
>kobalt ant
>not just parking somewhere and clicking mans
>fucking with enemy vehicles
dumb burger

>>150438486
Assuming they are going to fix current shit CPU usage you should get stable 60 in FHD with any i5 cpu and upper middle tier graphic card

>>150438486
gtx480
intel celeraon D processor
8Gbz of RAM
red LED's if you need more power, blue if you need more cooling
A 100-200 watt PSU
Noctua case fans (I always go with blu leds to help chill the air)
Internic network card that can do at least 1mbps, preferably 10mbps
For thermal paste, if you cant afford any, just use mayonnaise it's better than half the thermal pastes out there
Razer G death bladder eXtreme gaming mouse, get the wireless option if u can and use the maximum dpi (it should be like 4500)
No sound card those are just a scam and the sound card built into your motherboard is good enough anyways
dasu mechanical keybaord, it's a german brand I think
Assus gaming motherboard, there's no better motherboard manufacturer right now

All of that should run you about $300 at most. I honestly think u could build it for less than $150 if you price chop.

>>150405510
It's easier and more fun to bitch about incompetent commanders than be a competent commander. And the ones that think they are competent and like it are usually the worst.

>>150439629
>skim read post
>No sound card those are just a scam and the sound card built into your motherboard is good enough anyways
>yeah ok makes sense
>read the rest of the post
had a good chuckle a couple times, good job kiddo

d

e

GENERATE VANU SCAM

s

>play for 20 minutes
>16 kills
>feel bored
>quit

>launch xcom 2
>haven't played in months
>none of my mods work anymore
>quit

>open /ps2g/ thread
>type words
>post shitpost
>works

the only game I can't stop playing

>>150449358
i haven't played at all since liek april
but still come here to shitpost every day

>>150438346
that photo was clearly taken in Australia and higgles is in sweedmalia right?

rofl this shit thread is going to die

literally lmaoing irl right now

>>150454410
lmao this

>>150454625
lmao

>>150454410
lmao

>>150454410
>>150454625
>>150455583
lmao

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Why doesn't we have more bully characters/?

>>150456298
>no bulge from roid clit

>>150456298
>zarya
>bully
kys

>>150456620
>kys
r u bullying me rn :3c

>>150456665
no
just giving honest advice

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>>150457268
>no

>>150456298
zarya is your quintessential 50's housewife kind of woman

idk why dykes everywhere think she's a progressive sjw icon; though I can suppose it's because she looks like one

>>150457624
>idk why dykes everywhere think she's a progressive sjw icon

I don't care about all that. I just want her to rough me up a bit and call me names is all.

I want a cosmetic that is a sandwich board that reads "will heal 4 bullying"

>>150459714
>sandwich board
what the fuck is that, some other stupid shit on par with spelling bees?

>>150459714
gaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>150460721
no u

>>150460695
>this guy never had his own spelling bee

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>>150460695

>>150417230
can you get your dad's number for me

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>>150460721
is this bullying?

>>150462608
911

>>150463459
ok u got me

>>150463459
i called them asking for anons dad and they said prank calls are a misdemeanor ;_;

am i in jail now?

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>>150189138
>who don't do bad things

>>150464647
>tfw no medic daddy comes to visit you in jail to look disappointed and tell you youre in big trouble
why live

The only thing I have to do a search on Google images of the time to do a little while and I will have to be in a few days and I will send the money to pay a little bit more than one person can I have been a while and then I will have the money I will send a little while ago and I have to do it in a couple days ago and the rest of the time to get the same thing happened with the following user camera name of your life and death of a few days ago and the time to get a chance to do with the time of year to get the same thing happened to be able to get back to you.

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>>150465780

>>150467374
i know man, I hear ya

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>>150189138 →
>who don't do bad things

>>150468812
Nigga turn off the screen move away from the computer nigga haha ha like play overwatch nigga haha

Jus clik heds 2 win gams

Coprgt gandalf boobsy

This is what we have to look forward to when battle eye comes out

http://imgur.com/a/dXJB9

enjoy the cheater tears

>>150477874
>when battle eye comes out
RIP [N]
RIP [CLAB]
RIP [AC]
RIP [DA]

>>150477874
>when battle eye comes out
wait I thought it already was out

also it doesn't really matter since DBG isn't as strict with cheating as Blizzard is. The whales that support their game will be allowed to slide and keep their accounts if they buy enough shekels.

>>150479789
Didn't radar literally say, "we won't permaban cheaters - they can come back and make a new account if they want"?

Because that's literally carte blanche for them to cheat as much as they want, as long as they want, and all they need to do is keep creating new, free, accounts.

Fucks' sake even a business jew would at least charge them a fucking fee

>>150480307
>Didn't radar literally say, "we won't permaban cheaters - they can come back and make a new account if they want"?
no

and they do HWID bans.

>>150480379
quick /ps2g/, post the top three reasons you think are responsible for ded gaem:

>>150480379
Shame HWID bans are so easy to get around

>>150480456
Vehicle spam is too effective against infantry - in particular, bases are too compact, which forces infantry to bunch up at various chokepoints where tanks and aircraft can get easy kills off them. Walls aren't necessary for stopping this, more room to run around is. Hossin largely doesn't have this issue because there's enough cover for infantry to spread out and flank vehicles trying to camp.

Aircraft A2G is overpowered as fuck and needs a complete rebalance. The valkyrie should become the dedicated CAS, the liberator a proper bomber (complete with actual iron bombs controlled/released by the gunner (NOT PILOT)) with nerfed maneuverability and hitpoints. ESF's should be dedicated A2A and only have a small iron bomb at most - and sacrifice maneuverability to use it.

Cheaters are too rampant and more needs to be done to get rid of them - not just the aimbot or togglers, but also the cheatfags running around with netlimiter or similar.

New players need to be put on a more equal playing field with vets from the start, and they need to be dumped straight into a platoon as soon as they get off koltyr, every time they log in, until they turn off the autojoin platoon toggle in the settings menu.

Koltyr needs to go - its pointless, but if we're going to keep it around it needs an immediate splashscreen big and simple enough for retards to understand, that says something to the effect of "YOU ARE IN THE TRAINING AREA, USE THE COMPUTER WITH THE PLANET ON IT TO GET TO THE ACTUAL FIGHTS". I don't know who the fuck thought dumping new players into one of the least populated and most boring places in the game was a good idea. Seriously wtf are they smoking?

>>150479770
what's dead already can't die

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>>150480456
construction saved the game

shiTRs lmao

>>150481198
while I agree on all your points, idk think they are the "main" reasons we're ded. IMO the big three will always be

>new player experience
it's shit and has always been shit. while its easy for us toxic vets to say back in my day we just got drop podded in and were on our own, the game has always done a shit job of explaining everything.

Koltyr does need to go badly, it would have been a great idea if it was included when the game launched, but by now its always going to be a ghost town. What new players need are an increase in welfare certs, the 1500 bonus certs to BR15 should be doubled, to make them feel more on an evened playing field.

They also need a far more interactive help system. Ever clicked the "?" boxes on the map or implant screen? they're shitty tool tips that do a piss poor job explaining anything. They should put one of those boxes in every basic section of the map and loadout screens, clearly telling the player how to find fights and what they can unlock.

>performance
its also shit and is both making people stop playing or never bother to start

>player retention
this one's a bit more difficult to fix. coming up on 4 years and people are burning out. Construction was supposed to help, but if they want to keep going in that direction they need to really tie it in to the main game, and probably make a new map that caters to constructable bases more.

>memeing about in a solo VLG valk
>ESF spots me
>prepare for inevitable "try to ram or dodge until they give up because it's my only defence" session
>flies by and toots his horn a few times before flying away without firing a shot
I thought chivalry was dead in planetside. Every single other time I've seen ESF's, they've made a point to absolutely go out of their way with their 5-1 swarm to get me. This episode proves to me that at least one lone white man survives on the gook server, and he's a NC pilto. A shining beacon in the dark twilight of a dying server.

>>150485397
>probably make a new map that caters to constructable bases more.

fucking this. don't understand why they haven't done this already.
they already have Koltyr desolated, might as well put it to good use and clear all those buildings so players can build their own bases instead.

>>150485928
koltyr (even a koltyr 2.0, for non-newbies/smurfs) and the battle island should be put in the main game

>>150485928
>don't understand why they haven't done this already.
seriously i just don't get it. How hard can it be to generate some terrain, plop in 3 warpgates, some rivers/mountains/trees and call it a day?

its not like they're working on any new map stuff since the indar update

>>150418853
>MSW is overpowered

lol

>>150488306
Hi TR, must be hard having the best LMG in the game.

>>150488379
beetlejuice UP :)

>>150488379
>>>>>>>

lol
haha

>>150480379
>>150480307
Yes, yes he did.
HWID bans are manual, if you really keep being blatant as fuck and don't give them much money

>>150481198
>Vehicle spam is too effective against infantry
>Aircraft A2G is overpowered as fuck and needs a complete rebalance
Again, that's not a problem at all.
It only becomes a problem when there are no objectives in the game, and the closest thing to that is raising your KDR.
There needs to be a shift in focus, from basically nothing to a concrete objective, and the amount of XP earned needs to be dramatically lowered.

>>150489965
bases need to be less shit

That's the #1 problem with this game.

>>150490078
This pretty much

Move more bases inside, have more bases with indoor "stages", less bases with 3 flags in the open away from the spawn room also in the open

Is it normal for tryhards to get super salty if you use a shotgun or max to kill them?

>>150485397
>What new players need are an increase in welfare certs, the 1500 bonus certs to BR15 should be doubled, to make them feel more on an evened playing field.
Not really, they're more than enough. What they need is some guidance, instead of "here's 1.5k certs, go dump them all on optics and chargers".

>>150489965
>from basically nothing to a concrete objective
well that's easier said than done. what exactly constitutes a "concrete objective" in your mind?

keep in mind, continental lattice is not a concrete objective.

also
>and the amount of XP earned needs to be dramatically lowered.
so stop new people from ever picking up the game: the suggestion

>>150490186
>Is it normal for tryhards to get super salty
yes

>>150401483
Have you guys ever heard of Line of Defense? It's meant to be a very similar game, the creator called it a direct competitor to PS2 in 2012 and it even has space battles!

>>150490186
t. 0.5 IVI KDR

>>150490231
derp, posted too soon
I meant something like "lower the account of xp earned when HE or A2G shitting"

>>150490262
>shilling another shitty ded game in a ded shitty game general
do you get paid

>>150490204
>here's 1.5k certs, go dump them all on optics and chargers
citation needed

while i agree new players don't have proper guidance as to what to get, I highly doubt many of them are dumping them in shitty things like flashlights. 1.5k is nowhere near enough, particularly for vehicles, its pretty much 1 weapon or 1 max rank suit/ability slot.

>>150490321
>get instagibbed by a russian lowbie
>80% chance he's running a SAW with a 6x, laser and suppressor
Do you even play this game?

>>150490424
Suppressor was actually good on the saw back before the HVA nerf.

HVA + Suppressor = almost normal velocity

>>150490321
>1.5k is nowhere near enough,
um
>particularly for vehicles,
You shouldn't expect a fully certed vehicle at BR16
>its pretty much 1 weapon
Actually closer to two 875 cert guns, and keep in mind there are cheaper guns too
Not like a new player should be buying guns anyway
>or 1 max rank suit/ability slot.
Only if you're retarded, with 1.5k certs you can almost max one class out if you pick the right things.

>>150490298
As if he would pay anyone :^)

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>tfw moved to overwatch full time but still monitor the general to see that the same people are still bad
feels smug man

>>150490686
>moved from ded gam to shit gam pandering to shitters
>good
b a k a

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>>150490294
>"doesn't count" KDR
>relevant
galaxy dalton/zephyr/shredder when

>>150490797
feels pretty good to play a game that has a playerbase and an army of developers, whenever there's a bug in overwatch a reddit post is made, gets 5000 upvotes and is fixed the next day. i'm just glad it's a popular "FPS" game that's not CS

>>150491175
Man sticking mines and traps to basketballs and punching it across the map was hilarious
Fucking reddit faggots

>>150490838
>babby mode KDR
>relevant
tower/biolab continent when

>>150493091
destroyable towers/biolabs when

>>150488306
>LMG with 0.35 moving cof, 750 rpm and horizontal recoil tighter than most assault rifles is balanced

Lol

>>150479770
CLAB.exe is undetectable by shot software like battleye

>>150490186
No, tryhards don't count unsanctioned weapon deaths against their stats and so don't care.

>>150494382
CLAB is dead though. Even lalunia plays with big dick americans now.

>>150479770
>RIP [N]
they're all shitters, definitely not hackers
>RIP [CLAB]
CLAB.exe is undetectable
>RIP [AC]
only a couple of them are fishy, most are really just decent players tryharding in a tight group
>RIP [DA]
they're all shitters

>americans have counties
>but no counts
what the fuck
explain yourselves

hello, im here for the bullying

>>150498503
you're a wonderful person who is sexually active and probably smells nice

>>150425676
Yeah I gotta say the abject begging for $ on the loading screens is super unprofessional. If they made a better game people would spend money.

>>150438485
Ah holy shit if there's one thing I just can't deal with its the vehicle physics. It's like they didn't even try.

>>150490686
how are you satisfied with only six mans 2 click??

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>>150498647
s-stop that!

>>150498820
Playing something with a win condition instead of beating up VR dummies for the biggest numbers is a lot of fun, I've only played a few hundred hours though vs 5000 on planetside2 so the new shit shine could wear off I guess

>>150498018
i am count burgula

gib me ur burgurs.. i mean.. blood ;DDD

ARE LINKS GONE YET

FOZZIE PROMISED US THEY'D BE GONE

HE PROMISED

>>150500767
What links?

>>150500767
he's lost.

>>150500767
that's not how you spell werl though

>>150501671
t. janulf gypsy

is that "new" (havent played for a while) auto sidearm good?

>>150503103
not particularly

it's cool though

>>150503103
>>150503159
oh also that new nanite systems shit for max, worth giving a try?

>>150503275
it's okay against other MAXes and frustrates aircraft, but is not very good against infantry and quite useless on tanks and sunderers

you're better served with the faction AV weapons (comets, pounders, falcons, ravens, vortexes)

I used to have fun with the stalker cloak, crossbow and prox mines. Is this still viable for fucking with people?

>>150503625
crossbow + quicknife is still an instant kill yes

>>150503625
u r an terrible perosn ;DD

>>150503625
kys

>>150505429
not on the first date, that's lewd

>>150494245
>horizontal recoil tighter than most assault rifles
It has jumpy as fuck recoil. Have you even used it? Also, most assault rifles have 0.3 CoF.

>>150507587
t. 1.5 IVI KDR, hard mode and proud

>>150508497
30 IVI KDR, 15 true KDR

try again lol

>>150509069
that's my stats you fucking liar

>>150509773
literallywho?

>>150509916
you know who

some1 pls gib me recipie 4 steak marinade thanks

Why is TR so fucking useless?
>medics don't revive
>engineers don't know what ammo pack its
>faggots never push into the point
I feel like punching my monitor god dammit.

>>150510714
>fuckload of extra virgin olive oil
>fuckload of salt and pepper
>fuckload of rosemary
>one clove of garlic per person, each cut in six pieces
t. 15 steak KDR

>>150510903
>medics don't revive
you don't want revives.
>engines don't throw ammos
Activate proxy chat. In a masculine voice say, "Press F to drop ammo you moron."
It always works. Or just use the beetle-juice.
>fags can't take point
That's because they're waiting for you to git gud and be their hero.

>>150510903
>faggots never push into the point

It's hard to push a point when you are spamming a base from an anchored Prowler

>>150512353
an underpowered one, may I add

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fug off infilshitters

>>150511260
t-thanks

t. sub br20 steakcraft

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:^)

>>150512872
>>150513053
Have you tried Overwatch? No cloaked bolt shitters or anchored prowlers there

>Want to keep playing like a Planetside medic who doesn't heal or revive
Pick Soldier 76

>Are you an actual ex quake professional
Pick Pharah

>Do you want to continue roleplaying a korean pro gamer grill
Pick D.va

>>150513828
It has its own fair share of cancer, quick play is unplayable and competitive is a joke.

>>150513828
>continue roleplaying
??????

>>150513828
Thinking about it, but i promised myself not to give any money to Blizzard ever again.

Me and my friends were so hyped for Diablo 3 and it turned out to be an overhyped, overpriced shit.
The same with post WoTLK WoW. Fuck blizzard they are almost as bad as EA

>>150514150
They are worse than EA. Have you heard about the loot box scandal? All skins used to be unlockable with in game currency, but now they added skins that you can only get from RNG loot boxes and are available for a limited time.

>>150513828
>Have you tried giving money to Blizzard?
how about no

>>150514150
>i promised myself not to give any money to Blizzard ever again.
>still gives money to DGC
literally lmaoing @ u fampai

>>150515224
This. Bet he bought the platinum gun pack too

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Stupid idiots posting this dumb game get a life morans

>>150517115
fucc of u sith lord

>>150512872
sneggy sneegy ;-DDDDDD

>>150513053
*bass drops*
*wubs intensify*

>>150515042
Did you ever give money to soe or dbg?

>>150519091
if memewatch drops below ten bucks I might consider it

>>150519290
You could probably get it from one of those shady CD key sites.

>>150520240
well I didn't enjoy the beta, so I'm not really keen to give some slav or chink any money for it

>>150495901
>only a couple of them are fishy, most are really just decent players tryharding in a tight group

AC's biggest skill is simply choosing the most farmable fights and then farming those fights from the most easily defensible positions. They'd likely not do so well in a game that doesn't reward playing like a pussy faggot so much.

>>150515224
>literally lmaoing @ u fampai

Take that back. No one lmaos@me and walks away unharmed.
The leader of [RO] Denza once lmao'd at me and then i killed him 14 times in a row in a honorable SMG HA duels.

>>150519290
same

>>150521652
>CLAB sucks off russians to get killstreaks

>>150481198
I really like the idea of a Blackhawk style Valkyrie, door gun(s) would be perfect on it.

>>150521652
lmao scrub

daily reminder that sunshine is vital to many of ur biological functions

30 memenutes of direct sunlight will increase ur hsr!

>>150521652
literally
lmaoing
@
u

and ur the ugliest CLAB grill too lol
maxxie > swaggatron >>>>>>>>>>>> lalunia

>>150524348
>swaggatron
l
m
a
oamilaffin

>>150522926
I'd honestly prefer it only be a single door gun, and for the same reason I don't like having a battle gal with bulldogs on both wings: In almost every fight you're only going to have one gunner actually killing anything.

By making it a single door gun you can also make the argument that it should be stronger than two side guns. One of those silly things that just makes sense even though it doesn't.

This would allow the valkyrie to fly around targets in a circle, with both the side gun and turret engaging them.

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>>150522926
>tfw no falcon valkyrie
they really fucked up the design by giving it those shitty wings and for some reason making you unable to stand in the passenger area.

>>150524741
Pretty much any design than what they did would've been better

It's a fucking pig and no amount of cosmetics will ever fix it.

>>150524870
>bullying Valks

;_;

>>150524870
>cover up the hole in the middle
>give it two ball turrets on the sides
bang, fixed

>>150524481
t. ugly skank

>>150526109
t. jealous fatty

what's the latest meta?
What's your weapon of choice? your class?
I'm currently using a semi-auto rifle with 4x zoom and vertical grip.
It's decent at killing although I'm mainly healing.

>>150526302
u wish

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No, no! Don't, NO!... oh FUG xDD

>>150526703
try using the ass magic rifle with a flashlight and no optics
as engi with ammo belt because it only has 120 bullets
thank me later
t. 6 million ivi kdr

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>>150527083
:--DDDDD

>>150527229
what

>>150528081
such is life in the NC!

>>150526703
1x scope af-57 piston with slugs and extended mags

>>150527083
Did he died? ;_;

>>150527083
that's some exquake reaction shooting there

>>150407317
Yeah, that was great. I purpled Python HE and P2-120 HEAT that day.

>>150524739
Yeah, a single would probably be better, especially if the driver kept the nose gun.

>>150530713
do not bully

>>150530276
yes, he went straight to burger heaven I did ress him

>>150525685
I'd be perfectly happy with an LAAT Valkyrie.

>>150531926
Like that's a four second delay on firing your weapon.

I'm impressed.

>>150532259
My fingers click on their own cause i drink too much coffee

>>150532489
coffee is laced with estrogen

>>150532489
>too much "coffee"

>>150533780
gg (i.e. good goy)

>>150534064
yes goyim, give me your referral rewards

>>150534181
I've literally only seen ONE person in my entire time playing this game who had the referral reward turret on their vanguard

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Look right dude, look right, dude, look... really?

>>150527083
rip in peps ;_;7

>>150535018

60 fov, not even once

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>>150535018
what a bully

>>150535570
I recently unlocked the railjack on my alt.

ptchoo :-DD

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Here's another esteemed """professional""" player

>>150536596
lmao get dunked on baddie I bet you only have 0.01 IVI

>>150536596
why do you shake your mouse like a spaz in half your webms

>>150536596
>connection quality: PEE PEE POO POO
>complains about lag fuckery
come on kiddo

>>150538119
>not instantly calculating and compensating for CoF

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>>150536596

>>150485397
>What new players need are an increase in welfare certs
I agree with this, but as someone who had a BR60 when that shit rolled out I'm still salty that it wasn't retroactive.

Also, would it really hamstring the cert/DBC economy if we kept getting 100 certs for each battle rank? Come the fuck on.

>>150540160
>Also, would it really hamstring the cert/DBC economy if we kept getting 100 certs for each battle rank? Come the fuck on.
No it wouldn't. It's 12k certs at BR120, that's still nothing. especially compared to the time and certs you got until then.

>>150535570
There needs to be a shooped NC hat on the lone penguin and TR hats on the ones going to the water.

>>150540160
you are a fucking shitter

>>150540803
I know.

>>150541745
aim better

>>150538292
I check it twice, it stays stable, and you see my ability activate fine and the friendlies on the minimap don't float

>>150538825

This tbf fampai
But honestly idk when I play it seems smooth
Helped to get hackused in CS

>>150540717
TRguins are going to the water for fun and teamwork. NCguin is going up the mountain to eat glue and pad his kaydee. VSguin is heading off to be an irritating backcapping stalker nigger.

>>150536596
>get outskilled
>cry on ps2g
fuck off to cripplechan, shitter

>>150449358
I only play one day a week.

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>>150544462
>TRguins are going to the water for fun and teamwork.

More like they are all going to the nearest vehicle terminal to pull dem Prowlers

>start download planetside 2
>check general
>its dead
>cancel download at 95%

so who's reading the newest jhfo drama on plebbit

he edited the OP to remove the "we no longer want you as a customer" image, anyone got it?

>>150544462
>shiTRs actually believe this
roflmao

>>150548218
>cheater cheats
>gets banned for cheating, again, for like the 30th time
>this time it's actually final
>decides to stir up reddit drama to save his accounts so he can continue cheating
>His entire cadre of cheating friends joins in with the "he a gud boi, he dindu nuffin" and their faux outrage

I hope daybreak stick to their guns on this. Get rid of these wastes.

Radar should have never stated cheaters could just come back with a new account whenever they feel like.

>>150548218
I wonder how he actually gets banned for killing ~100 people in 30+ minutes, yet i had 40+ streaks in literally 2 minutes many times and never got banned.

>>150548218
>>150549275
>still reading through the drama
>other cheater says he's going to cancel his membership

yessss leave
leave forever you fuckwits

>>150549392
It's pretty simple: He actually cheats.

>Only statement I'm going to make publicly. JHFO I've offered in the past how to fix this and it still stands.

Word to the wise from someone who's had to deal with this shit in other communities - I can almost guarantee that radar's offer to JHFO is that he admit he was cheating, publicly apologize, and then he'll have one or several accounts unbanned.

>>150549619
Visigodo isn't cheating, he is just an autist but i'm quite sure that JHFO guys is or was cheating at some point.

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>it's a "NC parks a sundy behind a rock and hundreds of infantry spawn on it and get farmed by tanks and aircraft that wont even kill the sundy because they enjoy farming NC so much" episode
>it's a "NC starts doing ok and wins a couple of fights so the TR and VS buckle down and double team the NC until they're pushed back to the warpgate and then farm NC for the rest of the day while the TR/VS battle lines remain static" episode
>it's a "fire my godsaw in controlled bursts while crouched at a Vanu heavy who is spraying his orion/beatle while strafing side to side and literally only two of your bullets hit him out of 20 even though they were all perfectly on target with proper control because the netcode cannot handle an enemy player strafing so none of the bullets make contact and the entire NC faction trait becomes shitty and pointless because even perfect aim doesn't actually register when it's laggy" episode
>it's a "come back to NC Connery after a 4 month hiatus and the first thing that happens to me is that I get teamkilled" episode

>>150550193
I don't believe for a second that visigodo hasn't cheated.

He's got a vacban on his steam account and multiple planetside accounts banned for cheating under pretty much the same circumstances as JHFO. Oh and wouldn't you know - now he wants to quit the game just before or while battle eye is being deployed.

I honestly don't think daybreak's automated detection is fucking up at all, or ever fucked up; every one of these guys got legitimately nailed for using cheats but weaseled their way out of it thanks to plausible deniability and raising a stink on reddit.

>cheating in video games

ishiggydiggydiddlydoo

>>150550535
I watch this episode every day ;_____;

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>>150549275
https://www.reddit.com/r/Planetside/comments/4vzn1z/banned_again_for_cheating/d62vdzf

>FnkyTown: /u/JHFO Radar X says that "JHFO I've offered in the past how to fix this and it still stands." what exactly is the offer he made you? You've made this post asking for the communities help, but it seems like you've left off some of the info. Please fill us in. Thanks.

>JHFO: Things I can't discuss here but I haven't been offered anything I'd like. I made a reasonable offer and it was rejected.

y'know

I don't think he realizes he isn't the one in the position to bargain.

>>150536596
It's always VS too.

Something about that faction just makes everyone homo.

>>150550535
I have the blu-ray box set to pass the time in a deployed Prowler.

>>150551375
>I don't believe for a second that visigodo hasn't cheated.

His stats apart from accuracy are dogshit. It really isn't hard to get acc/hsr like that if you are a decent player and you have severe autism, but it is incredibly frustrating to have to skip on half of your kills and fight only at 15 meters max. He isn't hard to kill at all.

On the other hand, that banned guy was able to 4 headshot me with Orion/Anchor from around 150-200 m multiple times, and it always felt like he can "see through walls".

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i haven't been here in a while is everything still as shitty as it used to be?

>>150549959
or the offer is for JHFO to narc on his skiddie buddies

>>150553268
>>I don't believe for a second that visigodo hasn't cheated.
>His stats apart from accuracy are dogshit.
He's got ESP. Normally seems to have the awareness of a real FPS pro, but while edubs was banned (same thing applies to edubs btw) his KDR/KPH fucking tanked, and you could see him struggling in very simple situations.

>>150552568
>It's always VS too.

Most cheaters on Miller are TR though (cause cykas and turks mostly play TR)

>>150553372
The framerates are like 40-50% worse in bigger fights than they used to be, medkits don't work most of the time, everyone is either in a tank or boltshitting

>years ago
>farming bots
>get autobanned
>get automated email "HURRRRR LE HAX PROGRAMS DECTETED ON UR CLIETN"
>send them an email telling them to look at my killboard
>it was something like 80 HE kills (pre-nerf ofc) in two minutes
>"o-oh sorry"
>unbanned
quality devs
quality cs
quality gam

>>150553372
wrel saved the game
gandalf boopity as well
it's worse
much worse
stay gone

>>150553616
>dubs gets unbanned
>charges into people like a retard
>dogshit stats
>2 weeks later has "good" stats again

Naw dog he legit they all legit gud bois who dindu nuffin, shiet man

>>150553393
Could be that, too.

>>150553372
It's slowly getting better. It will never be the game it should've been, but the devs are actually putting some effort into improving it.

>>150553372
Even with max stealth I'm always seen

I don't know what server you play on.

>>150556468
cobad

>>150552483
If you want some enlightenment on the psychology of cheaters, check this: >>150477874

>>150477874
tippest toppest kek

ive been gone
did i miss memes

i just fugged myself in the butt with a carrot
and i liked it
does that mean i have to play vs now?

>>150477874
As long as memetracker still works I'll be happy.

>>150552483
Fuck, I can't stomach reading this reddit shitfest of a thread.

Is everyone on reddit literally fucking retarded?

How does the very simple concept that this jhfo/virt r-tard

ACTUALLY FUCKING CHEATS AND THAT IS WHY HE KEEPS GETTING BANNED OVER AND OVER AGAIN

never enter their dumbfucking skulls

Hurr durr why do you keep banning him geeze fix ur false positives mayn

The idiocy on reddit is unbelievable.

Holy shit the close-range medic guns are actually tons of fun!

>>150569685
you must be NC

>>150569497
also see >>150549959

JHFO/VIRTW is already unbanned

get rekt shitters