Dota 2 General - /d2g/

1st for me

Razor would suddenly be top tier pick in TI all over again. Mark my word.

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3nd for this TI will be shit and won by chinks

>>150393990
only with drow desu senpai

>>150393978
>E
>R
we don't want you here
get out

>Wildcards edition.
>OP is a non-wildcard team.

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i hope you are all ready for The International 2,016 fellow co-workers

breh why is every single dota2 streamer on twitch russian?

I want to fondle and pinch Aiushtha's itty bitty crotchtits.

>>150394230
jelly they are only 2 of them in Seattle to play

>>150394079
i refuse to use legacy keys on the grounds that my hotkeys are fucked enough without having to use alt to select items via keyboard. i also have a very narrow hero pool and if i'm playing a hero that i don't often play then i want to have an instant knowledge of the skill hotkeys. legacy is an awful mess for all of this.

>>150393990
this doesn't surprise me, he can be a complete powerhouse storming your heroes. damage leech is nothing to fuck with when you have single/dual physical dps. i haven't played against him much at all, but he's scary as shit.

So we are rooting for col on the wildcard, right?

What items do I pick for Doom? Still a noob, so feel free to roast me on mistakes.

>>150394230
all the non russians are invited to TI

>>150394094
>op pic is defending champion
>wildcards play today
???

>>150394367
EHOME all the way

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>>150394367
'no'

>>150394373
Ring of repick is core item go rush it

>>150394373
go support/tank route

greaves vanguard pipe blademail

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>playing with "friends"

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>"EG is going to win TI"

>>150394262
>>150394430
I mean I thought about that but even regular streamers?

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>>150393771

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Give them your energy!

What if razor's attacks became classified as melee, but their range remained the same?

>>150394704
>posting BadAustralia

>>150394730
qojqva high on memes

>>150394730
Synd looks like a poorly rendered Nathan Drake

>>150394730
lmao synderen looks like a hobo

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Here's to a week and a half of great Dota boys. I love each and everyone of you and it's an honor to spend another TI here.

>>150394373
Blink but at this point it's core on 3/4 of the the heroes, then a mek if nobody is building one, upgrade it to greaves if you can
then it's situational
>if they have lot of physical damage
armour stuff, vanguard shivas etc
>if they have a lot of magical damage
pipe bkb or even glimmer cape
>if you have someone really important to disable
octameme/refresher

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Reminder that I can still make it to the Main Event as a caster

>>150394361
This is not what he meant. The skills have names, and it's a implicit tradition to call them by their names.

>>150394730
qojqva what went wrong lmao

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>that low-key feel when no pubstomps this year

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>>150394730
>>150394826

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>>150395024
>socializing

>>150394730
why does era not look qt any more

>>150395115
>not finding qt sissy traps to fuck
?

Daily reminder that the russian analyst desk is full of ex-pros.
Meanwhile the english one has
>Charlie
>Sheever
>Shane
>Maelk
>Pyrion

>>150395024
I've been to two pubstomps, can't really fit in desu. Everyone brags left and right about being """6k mmr""" except I know most of 6ks from my city, talks about anime and tries to beg me for a cigarette. Bizarre shit going on while I try to chill with a beer in the corner.

>>150395240
maelk is an ex-pro.

i...

am...

doturd....

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>>150394373
ITEMS IN THIS ORDER FOR PROPER DOOM GAMEPLAY

>tangoes
>stout shield
>windlace
>boots
That's all you need to start killing shit

Later on:
>upgrade boots to arcane boots
>get Blink
>sell Windlace or upgrade it to Drums
>get Blademail

With this you can kill most heroes in the game already.
Scorched Earth -> Blink -> Doom -> Infernal Blade
If they try to hit back, activate Blademail.

If the enemy team has shitloads of ways to disable blink, then get shadowblade into silver edge instead.

Late game options
>Disassemble Arcane Boots for BoT, or upgrade to Guardian's Greaves
>SnY
>Shiver's Guard
>Scythe of Vyse
>Crimson Guard
>Assault Cuirass
>Necro 3

>>150395386
hahahahaha good one jakob

>>150395115
Dumb cumiko poster

Should I go to this e-sports bar that are showing the GF on a big screen? I hate being around normies.

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OK, /d2g/, we need to talk about the Arc Warden problem.

>>150395606
that build is pretty mediocre honestly

>>150395606
>brown boots orchid brood
i think there's a more pressing matter anon

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>>150395378
>go to social gathering event that encourages talking with other people about the game you like
>go in a corner and drink beer alone
What's the point in going to pubstomps if you're not gonna socialize?

>>150395581
i live in a rural area and going to bar to watch videogames sounds ultra-autistic and uncomfortable for me

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>>150395413
ARE YOU READY FOR TI DOTURD?

HIUUHHH
U FUCKING LIKE THAT SHIT??

DO

TURDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TUTUT

TW
ETWETUWTUTU

TUTN TUT TUT TUT TUT TURDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEK HEK HEK TTUTURDS

>key arena
>doesn't look anything like a key

Are ehome our guys?

Reminder that secret is a NA team

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>150395769
Did you take your autism pills?

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>>150395865
iceiceice the ultimate our guy is on the team so probably

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>>150395378
>that was your experience
Was anyone even watching the game? I went to the New York City one and i met 3 stranger bros and we theorycrafted about the picks and got drunk and yelled and threw each other when one of our predicted picks came through and bought each other shots (ok it was one shot but we all pregamed and were drunk obviously) and shouted USA USA USA and ate wings and added each other on steam after
And then we never talked again
>our faces when there were MVP fans in the bar

>>150395678
What you suggest?

>>150395713
Orchid is such a shit item nowadays. It can be countered by anything. With this build, all supports must run when your clone appears.

>>150395908
./.

>>150395913
what about the others?
is lanm our guy?
is fenrir our guy?
is old chicken our guy?
is eleven our guy?

>>150395865
don't know about yours but they're definitely mine

>>150395985
Fucking pathetic fuck

>>150395940
fuck i meant CDEC fans

>>150395908
fuck off tourist

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You guys are alright , don't go to TI today.

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>>150396042

>>150396017
;p

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Since when does artour vape

>>150396140
\//\

>>150395606
>3 gameshitters with ZERO KILLS throughout the game
how can one be this terrible

>>150396132
Give me your steam now you shit

>syndstack vs jews&confederates soon™

>>150396245
why lulz

>>150395948
basically the same thing but deso or crit instead of mealstrom, the idea is to blink in and wreck someone and take a tower

>james is just sitting at home playing silencer
makes me sad boys

>>150396297
Because i said so

>>150396378
u first lol

>>150396140
he has been doing that for like a year and a half

>>150396283
go team feederen

>>150396376
based yames ;_;

>>150394730
era looks like that one nigga from Spartacus

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nth for BEST HERO

>>150396420
Shitters and bitches first

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>>150396438
is the consensus that iceiceice and feederen are our guys in the wildcards?

>>150396489
nvm then
f u ./.

>>150396501
synderen is as reddit as it gets

>>150396540
Heh, stay 1k forever then

>wake up
>go pick berries from the woods
>still no TI6

JUST

>>150396501
it would just be sad to me if complexity/ehome dont make it through

>>150396657
>Cool streamer.
>Keeps failing at being a pro.
>Better caster than most full-timers.
>Openly supported 2GD during Shanghai.
>He only uses memes ironically.
>Never mentions reddit, the gulag or any other "community" at all.
Synderwin is as our guy as it gets.

>>150396713
lols same 2u ;p

>EG fangays still exists after the rape Slavs gave to them

hmmm

>>150396881
What's your favourite team lad

>>150396932
Secret

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>>150396881
I'll always love my boys
The real question is how do memecret fans pretend their team isn't a dumpster fire too

>>150397079
>Secret

KEK

>>150396140
>2016
>still vaping

there are really people who didn't get the message? I guess it's good to do while you are on adderall

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>>150396140
>>150397220
Reminder that vaping makes you good at dota

>>150396835
nope that sounds like reddit

for an example of our guy look at matubaman

>no one speaks english on East Coast servers
>no point to playing this game with all these tacos
>'yall niggas too worried about muh esports than actually playing
dead game

>>150397335
reminder that this kid was good in 1 patch and has never done a single noticable thing again and is currently dragging down EG to be dismissed after they lose in group

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>>150397365
>post yfw ppd's saved strats fail horribly

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Holy keks how can you fuck up their faces so much

just look at akk those coL reaction faces

>>150394367
I just want Synderen to lose honestly

why does he think he can be a pro

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do you think GGboots Tinker will be unveiled at some point @ ti6?

>>150397568
>Dva avgusta
SLAVRUNES GO HOME

>>150397335
enjoy your lung cancer faggot

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>>150395115
>>150394678

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>>150396835
>the gulag doesnt stream (PSG doesnt count)
>the gulag is full of straya >playing this shit game shitposters and 2k trashcans, no chance at going pro
>the gulag doesnt cast
>implying supporting James isnt an attribute of havng a sane mind and a love of edgy comedy and is exclusive to d2g
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>using memes "ironically"
>implying, again, this isnt an attribute of being a normal person
??????????

>>150397479
Oh yeah bro there was only one patch between DAC and like the Shanghai major

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>Cheering for backstab Era or FuckmyMelonzz.
NEITHER, EHOME ALL THE WAY.

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Dota Hall of Fame boys

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Dream is dead

>>150397721
bro hes noticable playing 1 hero

you cant even notice him when he's not on that hero and or hero has been balanced.

I don't usually watch big dumb e-sports. Figure since I can watch this one from the start I should give it a shot.

Where do I watch it?

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>mfw someone says to me that secret will never lose

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So are you going to play James' game?

>>150397901
ingame

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>>150397910
>Kemal had to pay Gaben for an easy TI6 group.

>>150396346
Mael is to split push.

>>150397991
Is this one of those "spend 30 bucks to watch other people play video games" things?

>>150397901
on twitch dot tv

>>150397975
probably not

did you pledge?

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>>150398027
>ingame
>spend 30 bucks
you fucking what m88

>>150398018
it shouldve been mjollnir

it skyrockets your farm immensely coupled with a good pick off potential

>>150398027
a reminder that pretending to be this retarded is as bad as actually being this retarded

>>150398186
Look at game time. Mael by itself is not very good, and early on you don't need to split push that often.

>>150396140
Is this to imply he smokes at the table? That's pretty fucking degenerate

>>150397975
I'll play it, but I won't kickstart it.

I like the smiley face bots a lot. It appears to be a tribute to a game which was actually the "first fps", in which you shoot smiley faces in corridors.

>>150397079
like clockwork

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>>150398098
Yes but only the lowest tier, anything else is a waste

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>>150397901
>>150398027
newfags and tourist coming right up

oh god free fucking yous this week triggering this stupid fucks

>>150398234
I'm actually just full of sleeping pills and have no idea what's going on.

>>150398343
Isn't this the guy who thinks he trolls everyone but no one really cares?

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HERE COMES DAT 60 FPS blog.twitch Tv/the-international-on-twitch

>>150398186
he didn't need maelstrom immediately

if you're getting the kills like that on warden it's better to snowball into more pickoff potential, you need blink+bots+mael+some disable to take off in most games

mjoll should have been his next item, for slot efficiency and to farm up some proper damage items though

>>150398407
Yeah, ebin laughing faces and allcaps posts are the usual giveaway

It's kind of cute how awesome he thinks he is

Cant wait for our literal guys EG to win thier second TI

>>150398427
i like her personality

>>150398380
literally just use the watch tab, in game

>>150395987
lanm is for sure our guy

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ACHTUNG!

LOOK YOUR SHARPEST TODAY

WE GOT VISITORS, TOURISTS, NEWFAGGOTS AND POSSIBLY - OLDFAGGOTS RETURNING - ITT DURING THE INTERNATIONAL

>>150398407
Ya and hes been at it for ages now
First day on /b/ tier poster 2bh

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>Land 2-man shackle
>Invoker tornadoes them both

>>150398264
i looked at the gametime and you need not to upgrade your diffusal since its free fucking charges

>>150398438
i know, either no maelstrom there or just mjonir since it doesnt do jackshit when hitting heroes and you already got midas for farm acceleration
orchid was the better choice there for infinite spark wraith thoughout broodwebs

>it's finally beginning
looking forward to 2 weeks of hype, not as much to 50 weeks of post TI emptiness

>>150398550
hate to tell you this but the thread is barely going to move

1 hour away and there are 59 unique posters in thread. we're dead, gents. everyone unironically went to reddit.

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What does he think /d2g/?

>>150398592
Every fucking time

>>150398592
>reddit
PSH SKRIBBOLETHED THE REDDITOR AMIRITE XD

>>150398271
>smokes

It's a vape

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>>150398407
>there is only one blitzposter

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>>150398674

>>150398674
theres literally no difference

>>150398674
oh wow i'm really sor go fuck yourself scum

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>>150398768
Do some research before opening your mouth faggot.

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>>150398724
makes me zozzle every time

>>150398583
you want maelstrom so you can take camps reliably and it's cheap damage with 2 heroes and an AS boost to proc it tons

if you're ahead/even an early maelstrom is pretty standard to get good farm

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my god free fucking yous already

When is stream?

>>150398843
>liberal agenda research

oh ok let me get brainwashed.

>>150398768
one is normal the other is a mouth fedora

>>150397568
i hope escape and ehome make it : 3

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The silence grows

>>150398592
>not going in game and using the /vg/ chat there to shit post

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get rdy....

for the SHITPOSTING OLYMPICS!!!!!!!!

>>150398754
>>150398768
>>150398823
>smoke is the same thing as vapor
vaping is for faggots but you're a retard

>>150398873
deso

Friendly reminder that PPD is voting for Hillary this November

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>>150398879
Can I get a couple (You)s also please? Just need to charge up the banks before TI starts

Does the match start in an hour or the show?

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>>150399039
>inb4 it was just "le joke"

he lives in cali so not like it matters anyway

when do we get a sticky

>>150398624
>i hope he's into sea twinks, my moms not going to let me live at home for much longer

>>150398950
Leveling stats is such a bad meme, i will never understand why people actually fell for it

>>150399181
nice "democracy"

Given how dead d2g is, there will not be a sticky this year correct?

>>150399259
thank

Only autistic people vote Trump anyway

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so that SirActionFaggot is on the list of TI casters. Fuckin kill me now, i would literally pay serious money to valve to have that cartoon character just STFU. Make that a strech goal - "reach 20 million and we'll mute SirFaggtionFag".

>>150399271
>useless curse
>worth taking over stats
literally tickles

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>>150399227
>sticky for a dead2general

honestly glad this place is dying t bh, thats what you get when entire threads are just ERP faggots going "post boipucci xddd!!11111" and mods do NOTHING

>>150399259
b&

>>150399026
deso is bad because mjollnir is far more useful later on and it doesn't increase his farm rate anywhere near as much. you'll want mjollnir in his 6 slot a lot of the time and the buildup is far better

the majority of high mmr core wardens get a maelstrom in the first 30 mins, and very few get a deso, it's the objectively better choice

i'm also about 150/60 on warden so far so I know my shit

>>150399016
>heating up and inhailing chemicals is different from heating up and inhailing chemicals
Ah yes

>>150399315
People who love and are swayed by memes do, actually.

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Posting best girl.

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>>150398592
>d2g during ti
>'thread is barely going to move'
isnt summer vacation over by now?

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>>150399284
This is the calm before the storm. All the low-grade shitposters are going all out right now because it's the only time people actually read their posts.
Once TI come, the amount of quality of shitposting will be so high we'll be moving through threads by the hour.

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>>150399426
this to be honest
i just want 4chan to win for once

>>150399386
explain the diffusal upgrade

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NAME A PLACE CRYSTAL MAIDEN SHOULD STICK HER WARDS

>>150399372
The threads were acually alive before anime erpers and le hysterical yellow man posters showed up.

Really makes you think...

>>150399393
>combustion is the same chemical process as vaporization
Dank meme

>>150399348
>Thorin
>Relevant
>"Good"

Literally autistic, all he can do is bait. Like (YOU) I guess

>>150399393
>chemicals
you know, water and air are chemicals right?
vaping is for faggots but you're just as clueless as the worst of them friendidoo.

>>150399487
That's not a good thing.

>>150399464
So the three of you will be leaving?

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>>150399259
Also you can bully her all you want and she won't complain

>>150399554
The enemy spawn camps
Near midlane to spot ganks
My urethra

>>150399362
and stops you from blinking/urning/bottling

>>150399489
more charges, even more cheap stats

personally I wouldn't have upgraded it if it had more than 3 or 4 charges left, but against an orchid brood and omni you'll probably have to use them a lot

I'n not the OP of the game, but I think his build is pretty much correct

>>150399586
How new?

>>150399640
Oh I know

>>150399060
Hey now I'm not leaving without a (You)

you guys memed on me hard for long enough now it's time to pay the piper, that's FOUR POINT FIVE CS a minute almost to the pro benchmark of 100 at 20 min

>>150399729
that's why you only take 1 point of it

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>tfw on a bulk.-
>tfw already ate my calories
>tfw contemplating to get chips and sugary coca cola for the esports

save me d2g
i weigh 135kg

>>150399610
>Thorin

i was talking about SirActionSlacks, slowpoke

preshow in 45 mins right?

>>150399625
too bad sucking dicks is not a chemical
otherwise your mom would be a chemistry phd, faggot

>>150399902
You sure you didnt mean "diet"?

>>150399902
just eat more then exercise during the esports to justify

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hmf hmf

>>150399860
The fact you think core player's benchmark is his CS (the most basic of things to learn) means that you are still a shitter

>>150399987
nah I'm going for 450lbs bench press

>>150399902
I just beat my 160kg deadlifts pb

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>win a 50 minute game where both teams are mostly even
>next game mid instantly abandons after first blood

nice game dotards

>TI starts in a hour
>tfw more excited about Suicide Squad reviews (embargo ends at the same time)

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>>150399259
fixed to fit the lore

>>150399963
do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

>>150400103
Here's the short of it
>Acceptable movie fucked by Leto's "performance"

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>mfw navi is back
to be fair the last time they were relevant, so was this man

>>150399987
diet doesnt necessarily imply that you're trying to lose weight, anon.

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>>150399060
>PA
>caring about cs
>>>>especially when her team is specifically built for early ganks and the enemy can outcarry her lategame
Enjoy your (You)

>>150400072
lol that's the narrative forced by d2g this whole time and one i have never believed

ive seen countless people for years in this game be mechanically okay and have absolutely zero intuition etc

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>>150400103
The only reason to watch Ayer film is for the borderline misantrophic portrayal of violence and brutality and since Suicide Squad is part of capeshit trend the studio certainly hasn't given Ayer the auteur directorship to make the film so the most 'original' part of Ayer's directing and style will be gone

I can guarantee you that it will be yet another boring, faceless cape film from the modern trend. At least Burton had some soul to it.

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WHO'S READY FOR SOME SHITTY TIER 3 DOTA AND EHOME JUST STOMPING EVERYONE?

THE INTERNATIONAL WILDCARDS BRINGING SUCH HIGH QUALITY PLAYS AS:
BOAR STUNNING
SIX BRANCH MEEPO
NA DOTA IN GENERAL

>>150400168
How do you fuck up playing The Joker?

>>150400285
>specifically built
>a fuckin low prio squad

lol im gonna say nah

>>150400315
Oh and non-studio interferred Suicide Squad would be LITERALLY like Sabotage with few changes so what you will get is a butchered Sabotage and butchered Ayer film.

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>>150400381
They cast the male version of this tumblrtard for the role, which is less mentally disturbed and more edgy.

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its that time of the year again

>>150400373
>playing that fantasy league compendium
>actually manage to get the entire ehome team

EZ POINTS

>>150400564
>have to shave off the entire sides of their face to even look like human beings and not weird lego monster chinks

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Bannerbro here lads

Banners are coming after groupstages. Soory I am late. PC fried due to a storm.

>>150400472
ill believe it when i see it. A lot of people were crying how Eisenberg's Lex in Batman v Superman (shit movie) was annoying, i had no problem with him

>>150400738
based

>>150400738
Do you live in Scandinavia? Huge fucking storm passed here like 2 days ago.

>>150400103
MOMS
GONNA
FREAK
>>150400156
is he getting a frostburn on his penis which causes him to bleed? poor dude :-/

>>150400738
Awesome banners. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight your banners can get. Thanks for the motivation.

>>150396841
Im nowhere near 1k, shut the fuck up already

>>150400967
>>150400967
blast from the past

>>150400738
Can you do a special one for EG? I know they're shit now but they are still the defending champs

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>>150401082
>EG fans last grasp at relevancy is to beg the Based Bannerbro to make a speshul snowfaluuu banner for EG

>>150400564
>kpopsters still haven't realized we only want to see their lipslips

>>150401242
No, they know

>>150401082

All winners get a tiny Aegis icon on their banners.

So does EG actually stand a chance?

I looked at the winnings since May and they've been absolutely terrible. People like to claim honeypot, but you usually never see teams coming out of the dumpster to win it all.

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>>150401198
are you okay anon?
did you remember to take your autism pills this morning?

USW IS SO FUCKING DOGSHIT
USW PLAYERS ARE EASILY ON AVERAGE 500 MMR WORSE THAN USE PLAYERS AND EVEN IF THEY SPEAK ENGLISH THEY STILL TAKE CORE POSITIONS FROM PLAYERS >1K MMR ABOVE THEM JUST LIKE MOTHERFUCKING PERUVIANS

FUCK THIS GAME
FUCKING AMERICANS

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>>150401375

>>150401136
as i remember envy proceeded to feed near rosh?

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Well?
You asked for a second chance, right?

Post music relevant to ourest guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw147bYHmdQ

>>150401375
Na'Vi raped them twice in 40 minutes.

Do you think they stand a chance?

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>>150401463
do you think the fact they still talk is a sign?

>>150401404
That burger sucks, its only 1/8 meat wtf

>>150397707
tell me what is this tri-angle

>>150401543
It's your chance to steal Soe from James and turn your NTR power fantasy into life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEdreF32b90

>This isn't the Official International Music.

>>150401375
If they didn't fuck around and just kept Fear at 1 and Aui at 4, they wouldn't be playing this weird Zai+Uni pos3 shit which loses everything

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>>150401516
>secret got 3-1'd by navi
navi confirmed 2 time TI champs

>it's a 30 minutes in and your mid invoker is level 11 and has no points in exort episode

>>150401543
it's a sign that you need to get a life

Col should steamroll feedern stack, right guys?
ez rares?

>Forgot to put cards down for fantasy

Why am I such a fucking spastic.

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>>150401621
>"this better be 'we are electric'"
>it is

>>150401463
>>150401543
Is there one for James as well? Would be cute to get both and set them up on a forced 2 hour date :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4_SLjqIyi0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4_SLjqIyi0

official EG theme

when is it starting? I need to make a snack run

>>150401463
>you will never pimp out your ex-girl to finance your vidya game

Hey guys, I'm looking for the shitposting general. Am I in the right place here?

>>150401872
You want /ksg/

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>tfw have to go buy pepsi max and make dinner in 15 minutes

how fucked am I?

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>>150401825
>>150401463
reminder sheever sold out in less than an hour

>>150401404
is that a fucking sausage on a burger jesus christ I thought americans had pride in their burgermaking I dont even wanna talk about the random chips

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>>150401629
Boy you best believe in it because it's happenign

>>150401958
they will probably start an hour late anyways

>>150401375
idk what the FUCK they were doing during the summit and playing mid supports and shit. they have to pull out some dark seer sand king plays like the good ol days imo

>still no official twitch stream
D E A D
G A M E

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Anyone trading your Lina Immortal?

I have lots of Arcanas, Immortals, and other items to trade for it.

Add me http://steamcommunity.com/id/Xkvixk/

SOMEONE GIVE ME THEIR PREDICTIONS I'M TOO STUPID TO THINK OF SOMETHING MYSELF

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I WILL EAT SNACKS LIKE THREE DAYS IN A ROW IF I GO BUY SNACKS FOR FUCKING WILDCARDS

NO

IW WILL NOT BUY SNACKS

>The International will be view able in 1080p 60fps on twitch

>>150402216
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/570/Disciple%20of%20the%20Wyrmwrought%20Flame

its only 30$

>>150402262
all players as dendi
all heroes as pudge
all teams as navi

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>modding doto while watching doto

so this is my life now

>>150402306
i know but i dont want to spend steam wallet money on it yet

>>150401692
hard to say
coL has nahaz tilting them, swindle spouting shit and chessie/limp taking turns at choking. The supports are good tho.
Escape has qojqva playing farm vacuums, Era being inconsistent, synd feeding and khezu bitching. Yapzor is great.

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>>150401574
>hasnt read based punpun

>>150401958
>pepsi max
is that like double dew?

>>150402262
navi/liquid/og to win it all
everyone else is a giant pile of hobo trash

>>150402340
My man that looks amazing, what are you working on exactly?

>two games at once
>not for one round, but for two rounds

>>150402383
it's the official drink of degenerate losers

WHERE MAH ESCAPE GAMING NIGGUHS AT?
GIVE A HOLLA

>>150402383
it's the equivalent of coke zero but for pepsi

>>150402016
>amerimutts
>culture

Can someone link me the d2g discord?

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>>150402481

>>150402360
>Synderen placing anywhere but last at TI
I aren't think that

Where's the fucking esports

russian stream is up

>6 years just to port all the existing heroes

fuckin valve, i swear to god sometimes i can relate to suicide bombers

>23:51

who /nosleep/ here?

Stephanie Everett@Anuxinamoon
LETS GO TI6 STARTING SOOOOON! I'm so excited I haven't slept much

>>150402450
groupstage is 4 (FOUR) games at once for multiple days....

So... going by the achievements we will not get in-game predictions during the wildcard phase, right?

>>150402547
https://discord.gg/0Pj5D1QKnY7t1L9K

>unironically naming your team 'execration'

ow the edge.

wasn't it supposed to start in 8 minutes?
VP games shows in half an hour

competition hasn't started yet and it's already fucked up

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>>150402450
>He hasn't seen the Groupstage.

LOL

I will miss out so many good matchups its insane

>>150402674
you dont talk shit about based Abed
Next Sumail.
These muslim kids are super good at doto because they are not allowed to develop their sexuality outside in a healthy way

>>150402627

SEA nigger here. I am swimming in caffeine.

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>>150402481
>its a synderen thinks he can pro a for some reason episode

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OUR GUYS POWER RANKING FOR WILDCARDS:

CANONICALLY OUR GUYS:
EHOME (Ice3, BIG DICK LANM)

POTENTIALLY OUR GUYS:
Execration (ABED-GOD the Meepo spammer)

NO ONE'S GUYS:
CoL (literally no one likes these guys)

REDDIT'S GUYS:
Escape (Sinderman xD, Era of many backstabs and meme diseases, Qojcqcva the farm vacuum, and an Arab)

>>150402748
preshow 1800 game 1830

>>150402016
some of our fast food restaurants have been making lazy effort to be more "healthy" offering salads and bottled eater etc.

Others decided to double down on the fatty market, making mutant burgers like such, and sandwiches with fried chicken instead of bread

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glad they invited some real woman for once

>>150402827
>preshow
you mean 3k retards like shane sheever and pyrion doing analysis?
good shit

>>150402843
Guess I am low test after all, because this is just fucking disgusting

Post your prediction lads

>1. Escape gaming
>2. CoL
>3. Ehome
>4. Exc

>>150402876
Shane is literally 5,2k mmr.

>same downtime music as last year

lazy desu

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>>150402843
man that's at least an 8.5/10

>>150402913
You already did it for me.

>>150402913
1. EHome
2. col
3. synder and the boys
4. muzzie kids

so where we gonna watch this? ingame? twitch? youtube?