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>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7 (embed)

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
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hana song
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>>150368834
>>150368931
>>150368994
>>150369280

Fixed for happy couple and a harness for autistic anon
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>>150371463
Well?
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new skins tomorrow
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Should Omnics be allowed to participate in the Olympics?
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Widowmaker!
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>>150371668
i am hana song
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HEY YOU GUYS ARE BROWSING /og/

THE WORST GENERAL ON /vg/
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>>150371668

You're my hero anon
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>queue with a 5-stack in competitive
>ask them to join team chat
>they refuse
>one of them plays Symetra on KOTH
>they refuse to group

Shit like this should be against the rules. If you're going to queue with 5, just find a 6th and stop torturing the poor sap you get matched with.
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>mfw just beat a meme attack 6-stack composed of a payload bastion, reinhardt, mercy, zenyatta, D.Va, and Soldier 76 while solo queued

I love shitting on cheese comps
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>>150371715
Why would they want to? When Brazilians lose in their own country, they will riot and kill everyone there [Brazilians are subhuman scum and cannot control basic animal emotions]
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>>150371771
That's an odd way to spell /xivg/.
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HOW
THE FUCK
DO I COUNTER THIS

LITERALLY UNBEATABLE CHEESE STRAT

"HERO STACKING IS A CORE ASPECT OF OVERWATCH HEHEHEHE"
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>>150371715

Why not?
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Widowmakers low body temperature means i can smash raw right? Like my sperm won't be able to survive long in her icy womb right? Would she humor me with french maid role play?
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>>150371693
>no back straps on Tracer's reflection in the mirror

ONE JOB
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>>150371645

You dont understand what a counter means. Her ult gets semi checked by lucio and zen but not countered. Reaper wraithing away from the ult is a counter.

Also the best hero in the game requires you to be semi grouped to get healed and if you want to effectively push you need to group
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>>150371865
>QP
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>play lucio
>win

is it seriously this easy
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>>150371935
>it's okay for the game to be ruined and broken because it's not comp
might as well just delete qp in that case!
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>>150371771
>>>/xivg/
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Reinhardt's beefy ass!
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Backstory we were defense round 1 stopped attackers at the edge of checkpoint 2. Round 2 party leader tells us to go Winston for BLM and to fuck with the other team we made it about the same as round 1.
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>quick play
>play of the game
>d.va blowing up 5 people with her super

Every time
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>>150371865
at least 2 bastions
anti charge measure like mccree stun / hog hook
and obviously a healer, any will do

or just pharahs
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>Mccree I dont think Jack pays attention to me anymore!
>Its okay maam, Ill listen to you prattle on about your kid
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I know a lot of people don't believe the ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA stories about Genjis/Hanzos on your team but...


He kept on complaining that we had no healer even though he was the SECOND GENJI, and instalocked Hanzo when we played defense.

And look at his name....

These people actually exist
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Why does no one use the Noir skin anymore?
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>>150372116
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>>150371865
You'll need triple bastion + Dva + reinhardt, with Lucio healing. Set up the bastions and burn down shields from a distance. Triple bastion is the only thing that is going to burn 4 shields fast enough that they can't infinitely take turns blocking. It will be an EZ game if you're able to get Bastions on a small ledge or anywhere off ground level, to avoid charges (which are the only option for the enemy). double Anas will not be able to break a Dva + reinhardt damage block in front of the triple bastions and even if they do, lucio is there to heal. Dva absorbs all fire blasts.
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>>150371972
yes
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This is Hana Songs new legendary
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>>150371769
Is Lucio actually your husbando?
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>>150371836
what is your technique, because when that happens usually my team is too retarded to counter
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Where are those Reaper mindbreaking Overwatch girls doujins
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>The new maps blizzard promised is gonna be some shitty rocket league-type sports gimmic map to tie in with the olympics and the new skins.

You just know it's gonna happen.
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This better be a joke guys
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>>150372278
yes
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>>150372274
That gives me the mental image of D.va manually pedaling her MEKA to move around, flinstone style.
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>>150372372
tracer actually looks cute in that outfit
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>>150372329
I was a flanking Roadhog that kept hooking Mercy and Bastion off payload while my team sat back and distracted them
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This game was made by ignorant, incompetent niggers.
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Talon Tracer
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>>150372372
>Not wanting glorious lioness Zarya
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>>150372372
>Zarya with normal hair

Muh duck
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useless cunts always quick to mkae a thread without linking the previous ones. fucking degenerate fuckers i swear to god, dont make the thread if you arent gonna make it proper you vapid cunts
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>>150372468
EVERYONE TYPE IN CHAT ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER
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>play competitive
>nipples get hard due to tension

anyoen else?
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>>150372492
I need this
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>>150372587
And overseen by a faggy fucking jew that should be lynched.
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>>150372372
Zarya is CUTE!
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>>150372372
fuck the Olympics seriously
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>>150372372
I wonder if Sombra and any other future hero will come with sports skins even if its long after the olympics end
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>>150372492
She probably acts like Dio.
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>On a losing tilt for several games now
>first lootbox of the night get Captain Amari

At least that brightened up my night a bit.

pls no bully in regards to my toaster settings
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I was living a peaceful life after taking a long break from ranked dota and now competitive overwatch is making me stressed out again. If only I could enjoy games casually....
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>>150372353
What happened to that guy that posted art of reaper doing embarrassing things and getting busted by widow? I loved those.
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>>150372596
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Best thing that could happen to the world would be Blizzard getting firebombed and all of those newage faggots burning alive.
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>wrestler reinhardt has a new charge animation without the jetpack where he just runs
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>>150371563
Ok faggots, post your favorite ships. We all know you have some.

>McCree and Zarya
>Mercy and Pharah
>Junkrat and Mei
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>>150372492
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>>150372596
holy shit that mercy outfit is cute af. I might become a heal slut myself
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>>150372150
Because it's garbage
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Jesus fucking christ.

How many prestiges is that?
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>>150372257
>(which are the only option for the enemy)

Firestrikes, Anon.
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>>150372596
>karate zen
please make it real
so i can do 360 melees and yell TATSUMAKI SENPUKYAKU
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why the fuck is ow esports so scummy in this video game? it's like everyone is getting accused of hacking and now seagull is in jail.
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I just found out that 2 organized Meis on defense are the most infuriating thing ever.

They kept using walls at the exact same time to cockblock a shit load of ults, using ults in a way that they will cover far more space and overall focusing on bringing down single huge targets like AvenueSwine and Reinhardt.
I dont think I ever saw them alone, they always traveled together.

I mean, I'm not really mad, that shit was a-mei-zing... but fuck man, i would never want to face 2 organized Meis like that again. Thanks god for hero limit in comp.
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>>150371898
Fuck. Fixed.
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>>150372596
>>150372731
Bastion only has Boxing gloves and McCree looks the same what the fuck
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>>150372596

These are sprays right?

There's going to be so much salt on /owg/ if the shins they've been crying for turn out to be some laffalympics bullshit.

Also why is Winston playing basketball? That's deeply racist.
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>>150372804
I wonder what he smells like
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>>150372731
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>>150372804
lvl 547
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>>150372835
happened in csgo too. It is easier to cheat in shooters.
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tfw i completed my ranked placement matches and now I'm rank 73
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>>150372746
my one and only ship
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>>150372885
most likely yes, although the three on >>150372372 might be actual skins
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>bike shorts Hana
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>>150372804
This poster is a registered sex offender and forced his internet boyfriend to role play as a toddler so he can piss on him.
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>>150372372
You wanted Summer Skins, didn't you? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?
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>>150372885
>Also why is Winston playing basketball?
...it's volleyball
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>>150372879
pharah also looks the same, but it makes sense since she's an amputee with a cyborg suit :^)
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>>150372731
Getting the feeling only Tracer, Zarya, and Lucio are getting the skins
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>>150372945
like it matters
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>>150372910
Why
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>>150372731
>Pharah's exactly the same
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You're at the weekend Bingo game and she says "I've got you in my sights".

Wyd?
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>>150372150
It makes her ass look like garbage, and widowmaker without the ass is pointless.
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>>150373025
Because why not?
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>>150372885
>Also why is Winston playing basketball?
>basketball

huh...
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>>150372835
>and now seagull is in jail.
nigga what
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>>150372731
Pharah is exactly the same
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>>150372662
>flabby armed limp shoulder bitch

pink hair doesn't make you zarya
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>>150372731
JUSTICE SLAMS DUNK FROM ABOVE
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>>150373084
It's a maymay. The LG Overwatch team left the organization.
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>>150373075
Just curious
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>>150372731
That Reaper looks EXTREME as fuck. I expect him to listen to System of a Down tracks while watching sick BMX videos.
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>>150373123
>Not Dunkrat

They missed a fucking golden chance there.
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Who /climbing/ here?
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>>150373075
prob because She represents order and he represents Chaos so opposites attract.
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>>150373031
>pharah wearing anything besides her armor
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>http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/Taimou-2526
>you will never be as good with widowmaker as this literal overwatch god
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>>150372894
Even though he's a br I don't see why they didn't make him field hockey instead
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>>150373025
oddjob shipping
happens when they don't mix well with any of the rest so they get lumped together
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Getting real tired of level 67+ grouping with their 41 friend.
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>>150372895
He means the silver portrait next to that one.
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>>150373224
>>150373185
Yeah I guess. I do pair Junkrat and Mei because of that single line and fire an ice.
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>>150373213
>FOOTBALL
soccerfags btfo
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>>150372986
That meme died with ster's dev stream and was buried at blizzcon.
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>>150371563
>when you start pulling 12k dmg regularly with mcree

feelsgoodmang
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>>150372596
>>150372731

I did not. I DID *NOT* SAVE 4 THOUSAND GOLD FOR THIS SHIT
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>>150373202
Well, I don't use aimbots so of course I will never be as good as he is.

There, I took the bait, now fuck off.
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>>150373213
>Football Lucio

Wouldn't it be Futbol since Lucio is Brazilian?
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>>150373347
those are sprays, mang. >>150372942
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>>150373347
I currently have over 10000.
i bought a lot of crates since it's not like i was buying anything else, and i've heard so many great ideas like paladin reaper, and i was pretty confident blizzard would do something less normie.
i deserve this
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would you a mercy?
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>>150372985

Same thing more or less.

Reaper should be paying basketball anyway, he's obviously a fan and he's tall as a motherfucker.

They look like sprays to me
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Looks like the new skins will all be sport-themed..

Seems pretty lame desu
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What the fuck does a silver portrait border mean? Is that a developer or something?
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>>150373419
It's obviously rugby.
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>go into QP do learn some new heroes and have a good time
>enemy team is tryharding
>their genji has played 90% genji and nothing else
>forced into playing my mains just to not get stomped
FUCK OFF JUST LET ME PLAY RETARDDED SHIT FORO NCE
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>>150373006

Nice false flag angle you douche
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>>150373202
I heard he got banned while streaming, though I didn't get a confirmation.
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>>150373460
i am mercy
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>>150373347
for that tracer skin i sure as hell saved. feelsgoodman
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>>150373460
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>>150373479
I think it means they're on their 600th level?
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>>150373479
Level 600
Get with the times

>>150373517
>my mains
But anon, you're already retarded
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>>150373213

Nothing about Lucio makes any sense. You've just got to give yourself to the rhythm.
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>>150373479
Portraits go bronze -> silver -> gold. After 5 stars, you move to the next tier.
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>>150373479
No. It means they're like level 600 or something. After 5 stars the portrait becomes silver and after 5 silver stars it becomes gold.
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>>150373479
It means the guy having it isn't getting out much.
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>>150373431

>More skins this summer guys :DDDD
>For 3/22 heroes
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>>150373672

>>150358470
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>>150373672
That's not the new skins they're referring to since the most recent post mentions epics and legendaries.
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>>150373672
>tfw the definitive edition won't fix shit
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>>150373718
>>150373749

Ok good. That's good to hear.
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>>150371563
Yo can you put /owg/ in the thread title in future, I have http://boards.4chan.org/vg/catalog#s=/owg/ in my favorites bar so I can find the latest thread easily
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>gone 3-2 today
>5 gold medals after playing dva and zenyatta
>die trying to push little cart as overtime starts
>watch 5 members of my team stand safely in the back taking potshots as the overtime expires
>implying forced 50 isnt real
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>>150358470
what was the spoiler??
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>play comp for the first time since placements
>group of 2 other friends, one is 57 other is 44
>first game shitter doesn't switch off Ana
>lose without taking a single point then get stomped in defense
>second game king's row
>get obliterated because hurr meta
>drop from 51 to 49 in two fucking games

Holy fuck and I thought you idiots were exaggerating. How could anyone play this hot fucking mess seriously?
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Everybody here agrees that the #1 change to this game right now should be nerfing Reaper right?

- No counters
- Played by only children
- Skill ceiling about as high as a shoe box

I hope everybody here agrees. It'll prove that nobody here is LITERALLY brain dead.
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>>150373878

Wraith is too forgiving I feel, he should get damage resist instead of invincibility.

That's my only problem with him.
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>>150373878
butt hurt dumb ass that doesn't know how to avoid a close range character spotted lmao.
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>>150373612
>not having "mains"
Well I guess being equally shit at all heroes is also an option.
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how is this ok part 2
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>>150373962
Just don't let him pick up health packs while in wraith.
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>>150373878
>mfw Reaper never uses his teleport
>when he does it's only to do epic maymay drop blossom
These fags are playing Objective like a fucking 76
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>e-sports player on my team
>he doesn't carry us

Wow what a rip off
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>>150373878
>no counters
his counter is shooting him from afar

the only hero that REALLY needs a nerf is zarya, her only """counter""" is "don't shoot her, just ignore her while she kills you"
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>>150373878
>no counters
hes countered easily by mccree and roadhog family desu senpai
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>>150373878
I feel like his dmg per shot should be reduced slightly but other than that he's fine. Just keep an eye out in your backline for him. I do also think his smoke form should either take reduced dmg, have a shorter phase time or a longer cooldown, one of those needs to be a thing,
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>>150373672
>get real exicted
>the book ends
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>>150373837

>my team was shit, I didn't make up for their deficiencies because muh medals and we lost
>somehow those Jews at blizzard are directly responsible for this
>they are out to get me

Lmao @ u nerd
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>>150374001
what am i looking at
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>>150373878
You look like you've seen a ghost.

Is there any better feeling than using death blossom on a single ulting hero? I go out of my way to put genji and 76s on suicide watch.
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>>150374173
6 solo queuers vs two three mans
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>>150374000
>it's hard being able to use every hero effectively waaaah
The only reasons "mains" exist in moba is because taking the time to learn turn animations, skill routes, proper itemization and interactions with every ability takes whole fucking days of actual practice.
It's a non-issue in Overwatch since the only hero that take a slight amount of skill is Pharah.
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I made it from 65 to 69 today. someone tell me they're proud of me.
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>>150374207
Just win.
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>>150371668
fuck you
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>>150374242
I'm proud of you
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>>150374207
well it's either that or team average imbalance
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anyone want to play with a drunk rank 50 in comp? i'll play any role (i prefer offense or offtank)
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>>150374242
god job famiglia

>>150374264
i think we won anyways but that still shouldn't happen
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>>150374141
>I didn't make up for their deficiencies because muh medals
this doesn't even make sense you know
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>>150374242
You got lucky.
That's all there is to it.
I dropped 8 ranks yesterday even though i wasn't playing like a retard and consistently got gold every game.
I wasn't even tilted, I kept doing my best, but you just can't do anything sometimes.
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>>150374264
>Reimu
deserved it tbqh
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>>150374242

I went from 65 to 60 today

RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE

If I go sub 60 I'm done with comp for the season
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>>150372731
>vanilla skin for pharah
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>>150373031
seriously what the fuck?
All those look pretty cool and she gets nothing? I get it needs to be te armor but put some work into it ffs
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>>150374410
I bet you're one of those "I'm not picking supports because me ooga team booga hard carry Genji" faggots.
Take your forced 50 lumps like the rest of us.
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>76 playing golf

God those anti-Soldier-Dad-Meme fags must be fuming
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>>150374410
Why would you stop when you know your peak rank is what matters? I am within the same range from my rank but there's two weeks left to try to break it.
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>>150374496
I wonder if we'll ever find out if he's literally a dad.

Doesn't actually matter much. Golf is literally most popular among white guys, usually rich or retired/odl.
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>>150374001
Cry to me when you're ranked over 70 teamed with somebody in the mid 20s.
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>>150373419
futebol is how you say it in hue hue hue
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>>150374496
>his new voicelines
I ain't mad at all.
Team America the hero is still best guy.
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>>150372596
even Mei has a completely new skin and Pharah and Mcree are the same?
Shitstorm's about to go down
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>>150374494

No, I pick whatever the situation calls for.

Offense
-Genji
Defense
-Junkrat I guess
-Symm
Tank
-Rein
-D.Va
-Roadhog
Support
-Lucio
-Zen
-Ana
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>>150374371

Yeah, right, it's never your fault when you lose, eh? You so ooga
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>>150374596
my part one was me rank 64 with a 34 so pretty close
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Is this about right?
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>>150374651
Where his new voicelines at?
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wasn't there a discord or something for this game/general?
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I already had banana man but this is my favorite McCree skin so it's pretty nice
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>>150374681
>Junkrat
>Genji
Found your issue senpai, those heroes only work against shitters.
You can eitehr
>Pick 76
>play the objective
>Pick Reaper
>get gold damage
>Pick Tracer
>win
Or you can just keep losing ranks.
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>>150374681
This is a mistake. How do have any of these mastered with how much you've split your efforts?
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>>150374687
get mad baddie
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>>150372885
>That's deeply racist.
I know I'm replying to troll bait but I am genuinely concerned if you think that gorillas are a race
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>>150374786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9gQR7tCD4
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>>150374852
they're part of the human race yes, we call them blacks
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>>150374830

Are you saying Genji is shit? Every faggot on twitch and apparently blizz forums are crying he's OP.

I want to believe I pull my weight with him though
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>>150374593
It seems like they're setting him up to have been Ana's lover. He could be Pharah's dad.
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>>150374960
>Are you saying Genji is shit? Every faggot on twitch and apparently blizz forums are crying he's OP.
He has an actual skill floor, but if they're "good" at him he's very powerful
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>>150374678

/overreacting wankers general/

You twats do this with everything

>oh wow I'm so hyped for X
>oh wow X is fucking shit based on some fuzzy leaks and speculation I saw on kotaku
>oh wow [game dev] is so fucking shit I saw this coming I always knew they'd be shit hey did you hear there will be a new Y soon, oh wow I am so stoked
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And we all thought we were gonna hate her
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>5-4 in placements
anyone want to place bets on the outcome of my next match

i have high hopes since i'm trying really hard and being a team player, but i just feel like theres something in the way of escaping a 50% win ratio

as if it were somehow forced
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>>150374972
Yeah that was what I was referring too. Of course they could just reveal that she was married to some random guy not even in over-watch.

But he talks to Anna alot, and often comments on Pharrah's aim coming from her mother, "Your mother would have been proud" etc.
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I heard the summer skins were leaked, anyone know where?

What're the odds they update this tuesday?
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>>150372116
Hah, I played with that guy earlier. He was really shit.
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>>150374960
He shouldn't have as much survivability for someone with such high damage. One of the two tuning own.
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>>150374960

Ah shit wrong screen
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>>150374842

lol even you don't know why you posted that fag. Enjoy your slide down to rank 30, ranting all the while how every team you're on is so bad how can you be so unlucky waa waa waa kek
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>>150375113
>i have high hopes since i'm trying really hard and being a team player,
That's cute, but you can't control the retarded chaos that is random teammates in ranked. Especially lower level.
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>>150374960
>caring about shitter's opinions
Genji is the shitter filter. Hes easily countered and without his ult on his only saving grace his his dash.
Tracer does everything he does but with dps roughly equivalent to Reaper.
He can be annoying as fuck but largely ignorable 90% of the time, meanwhile Tracer is in and out in 4 seconds flat and takes out your healer guaranteed.
Also, every fucking Genji that tries to 1v1 me doesn't seem to realize I can just aim helix rockets at his feet.
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>winning streak for the last two days
>now can't stop losing
>went from rank 60 to 46

This is true despair
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>>150374929
what the fuck is reaper talking about with this fridge shit
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>when a reaper chases you as mercy and you gun him down with your pistol
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>literal fag tracer main nearly costs us the match by feeding into two tanks, two supports a genji and a junkrat
>gets an epic upboat for 53 percent kill participation

literally the reason tracer was invented is as an everyone wins participation trophy. never seen a tracer pull their own weight outside of tourneys
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>>150373194
FFS, You got me, I Keked.
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>>150374852

It's racist because basketball is a sport generally associated with black men, do to put a gorilla on a basketball court is to acknowledge and condone the common racist comparison of black men to savage apes.


It's like this is your first day on tumblr or something, you literally don't know how this works.

Also it's apparently volleyball so it's moot.
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I guess Lucio, Tracer and Zarya will get skins. Pharah is unchanged and how would Rein charge without a rocket pack?
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>>150375071
I'm gonna say I liked her the second I saw her gameplay and then found her character endearing. EVERYONE needs to fuck OFF I knew she was wife material from the start and she belongs to me.
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Downloading the game and was wondering who plays on ps4? I usually dwell in only one general so I want to play with others too. How is the ps4 playerbase?
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>>150375289
Why wouldnt you take a break after the third consecutive loss you retard
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>>150375401
>ywn have a tennis racket to bonk people with as mercy
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>>150375113
>as if it were somehow forced

Aww, look at the newfag joining in with the memes. Cute, CUTE XD
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>>150375384
>you literally don't know how this works.
I got you to reply cuck
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O T P
T
P
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>>150375401
>Dat Mei

So she is not fat, huh?
I'm totally ok with that.
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>>150375314
>get killed by Mercy
>find out she was Ana boosted
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It's official. The bell curve has leveled out and the 60s have become shitter ranks. The people playing in the 60s now post exactly like the 40s that got pulled into my games when I was low 60s. It's pretty much 70+ or bust at this point.
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>>150374776
First peak is me all the time. Can only ever kill her 1v1 with the hog.
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>>150372372
>Tracer's wearing a union jack as a cape

but why
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>>150375401
>ping pong mei

God, these skins can't come soon enough.
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>yfw only Tracer, Zarya and Lucio get the olympic skins
>yfw Mei fags get cucked once again out of coatless Mei skin
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>>150375594
That's what runners do when they win, they run around with their flag as a cape
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>>150375532
She exercised.
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>>150375427
>How is the ps4 playerbase?

In general, Juvenile and numerous. The worst thing about passing I console are the literal pre-teens.

On /owg/: infrequently heard from.
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Anyone else find competitive exhausting?
>Can only play my best heroes, generally D.Va or Zen
>Have to use microphone to increase chances of winning
>Tougher opponents
>Feel bad every time I lose a match
>Can't play with "friends" because they are worse than me

And yet I play it. Because I want to feel good about my stats and get golden weapons, that I might not even want in the first place.
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i want to have sex with a anime girl why cant they be real
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Why is Britain in the Overwatch world such a shithole?
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>>150375567

>tfw you thought you dodged the trenches and it reached out to consume you
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>>150375512
>I got you to reply cuck

I got you to reply first fag :^)
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>>150375741
Have you seen modern Britain?
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>>150375401
Source on these?

Also Reaper on a fucking BMX bike holy shit
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is this the edgiest spray combination known to man?
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post em
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>>150375741
Because just like today, there is a tension between two incompatible people groups.
Because they want to how the tension between humans and Omnics and London is generally dreary and overcast anyway
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so hopefully only Zarya Tracer and Lucio are getting olympics skins and the rest are miscellaneously themed
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>>150372361

>I am angry with my own imagination aaaaaagh so angry stupid brain reeeeeeeeeeee
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>>150375427
It honestly depends on the time of day and your rank. Anything below 60 is a toss up and quick play mostly just snipers. If you can place 65+ ranked is amazing and if your quick play winrate is over 55 that's pretty fun too. Don't play early in the morning 4-10am eastern time is terrible. I'm at work right now but I'll be willing to mess around in quick play with you whenever I'm on. Add cc3xty, it's a shared account so if it's not playing overwatch or witcher 3, it's probably not me
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>>150375532
We've been telling you retards she isn't fat for months
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>>150375401
>and how would Rein charge without a rocket pack?
Just run at the fucker

Skins don't change abilitites, like tracer or zarya or soldier
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>>150375914
Pharah is unchanged, so most of them are just sprays.

Some would affect their abilities, like how Rein doesn't have a rocket pack and shield arm thing.
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>>150375401
>Rapier for Genji

S I L V E R C H A R I O T
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>>150375487

Badminton you tard.
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Im at 78 competitive point now

Can I get to 300 before the season ends?
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>>150375532
She's literally been confirmed to not be fat since before the game was released.

You fucking idiots just kept on listening to tumblr's memes.

>>150376009
>>150376008
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>>150375838

What even is the lower one anyway?

Some kind of totally deep and edgy Diablo character?
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>>150375873
Its only showing two dates for me for some reason
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>>150376009
What about Rein's shield, Mercy being able to fly or the fact that Pharah is unchanged.
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What is her anti-aging secret /owg/?
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Did the drawfag finish the Mercy hugging Tracer picture?
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>>150376074
>Can I get to 300 before the season ends?
Probably not. Why bother though, are you people retarded? These aren't 1-season things

>>150376114
Close. It's some totally deep and edgy WoW character.
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>>150376114
Illidan Stormrage from Warcraft
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>>150376009
>like how Rein doesn't have a rocket pack and shield arm thing.

Yeah because when soldier 76 is wearing a crash helmet instead of his visor he can't use his ult.
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Did they add a whole bunch of new voice lines?

Just asking because I pinned a Genji and Reinhardt went "Deflect THIS!" and later on, got killed by a D.va, and she just went "Nice gear, pops."
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So, what's the verdict?

strawpoll.me/10893358
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>>150376043
same thing
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>>150376163
The blood of jews
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>>150376163
young boy semen cream
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>>150375824
https://twitter.com/LacedUpLauren/status/760347299037884420

everything already posted
>>150372596
>>150372731
>>150372894
>>150373213
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>>150376203
I killed a Pharah with Widow and she said, "Like mother, like daughter"
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>>150376163
Generous daily doses of my semen
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>>150376163

Cumbaths.

Also the fact that she's not very old.
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any 50s want to group up for comp?
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>>150376163
The Dark Pact...
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>>150376280
>"Like mother, like daughter"
that's fucking brutal
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>>150376163
creams made out of the foreskins of newborn baby boys the jews are mutilating babies for profit.
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>>150376203

My Tracer killed a reaper and she went hurr durr death comes in a mong voice. I'd never heard that before. Then again, I don't listen very closely desu
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>>150376347
do you belong at 50 or do you think you're in mmr hell
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>>150375401
>BMX Reaper
Holy fucking shit
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>>150376203
>when charging someone off a cliff reinhardt now screams "IT WAS WORTH IIIIIIT"
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>>150376163
something something semen
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>>150373347
>I did not. I DID *NOT* SAVE 4 THOUSAND GOLD FOR THIS SHIT
they're literally stickers. they're not going in the game. they exist in the real world
>>
>win a match as underdog and get half a level
>lose a match where we are equals and lose an entire level

if I ever meet jeff kaplan in person I'm going to spit in his face. fuck this competitive system, it's impossible to get above 75 as solo.
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>>150376412

Mountain bike, tard. Jesus, have you guys ever played a sport that didn't use a mouse? Fat nerds.
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>>150376185
Are you sure the golden weapons aren't going away?
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>>150376407
i placed at 38 cause koth bug and climbed to 51; take that as you will
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>>150373672

MGSV is the last true installment of the series for me and now I'm sad because I'll never get chapter 3
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>>150376157
It only updates when someone does it.
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>mei is fit as hell
what
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>>150376562
the clothes just hide it
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>>150376524
Why the flying fuck would they make 22 300-cost weapons and then make it a time limit of like 2 months.

>>150376562
She's literally always been this way. It's just idiots listening to tumblr memeing.

It's the same shit as "no guys pharah is an amputee!!"
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>>150376492
it's not a progression-based system idiot, it's skill based
if it's giving you tiny increases in rank when you win and huge drops when you lose it's because you're being carried
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>>150376458
>they're literally stickers

Ahh. Let them sperg out about their own brain farts, it keeps them happy and they'll tire themselves out eventually. Just because adults can clearly see the outline where you peel the stickers off doesn't mean the kids can't enjoy their ignorance.
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>>150376635
to be fair the pharah amputee shit her joints look all kinds of fucked
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>>150376496
HURR
>>
How do you deal with the festering bitter rage you get when some sweating retard blames you or outright lies that you didn't do shit like rezing teammates? I just keep hoping that these people die in their sleep.
>>
>>150372372
fucking shit skins god damn it blizzard
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>>150376654
>it's not a progression-based system idiot, it's skill based
that's just a flat out lie

kaplan himself has said the system is bugged to fuck
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who taught Pharah to think lewd thoughts?
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>>150376701
Must be nice, being so delusional. I remember when I used to roleplay as an adult when I was 12.
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>skins leaked which probably means update this tuesday
>mfw just hit level 100 and 1500 gold saved
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>>150376635
>Why the flying fuck would they make 22 300-cost weapons and then make it a time limit of like 2 months.

Exclusivity you idiot. Next season it will be chosen helmets or something until after a few seasons all the tryhard autist players will be good everything.

How are you even reading these posts when you're so retarded? Is your carer reading them out to you?
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>>150376729
>Literally an 11/10 skin for tracer
>Good skin for zarya without the dumb hair

>>150376829
>Exclusivity you idiot. Next season it will be chosen helmets or something until after a few seasons all the tryhard autist players will be good everything.
I think you're the retarded one here, anon.
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>>150376795
>who taught Pharah to think lewd thoughts?
Probably some whore.
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>>150376776
>>it's not a progression-based system idiot, it's skill based
>that's just a flat out lie
the original beta mode was progression based, they changed it to skill based
this is the truth
>>
>>150376801

>I can remember yesterday

Good for you champ.
>>
>>150376829

So smug about being an absolute dumbass. 300 wins a season is very unrealistic for a casual player, adding to this the end of season "bonus" they spoke of would make no sense if things were to get wiped.
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>>150376821
>>mfw just hit level 100 and 1500 gold saved
How the hell are you level 100 with only 1500 gold?

Did you just spend it all?
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Mei is not fat. She is thick, which is nature's intended body type for women to achieve maximum attractiveness, and arousing men's primal instinct to passionately fuck and impregnate them. Thick is not a sign of laziness, gluttony, or higher probability of obesity, it's a higher state of physical sexiness that makes healthy men's test levels spike, so that they may answer the call of their primal instincts to slam their hips against the thick woman's plump ass. Omega males will go for low-test / skinny woman, and raise inferior and unhealthy kids.

There is no better sex in this world than thick women. They can do it all. They're beasts, and know how to satisfy a man in any way that works most effectively and efficiently, as their body allows them to utilize just about any region of their body to pleasure you beyond anything a skinny woman ever would. Skinny women just lay back on the bed, like a sea star, and will never do anything for you sexually. They're a scourge on the female sex, and men who find them attractive just the same.

I pity those who cannot comprehend the beauty of thickness, and value the extreme aesthethicks they possess. May they find peace in fucking inferior women, but pray that they never reproduce to raise men or woman of the same kind.
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>>150376543
What are they doing to kojima in that even?
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>>150376886
>I think you're the retarded one here, anon.

Nuh uh my wife's son works for blizzard and I know what soil happen next season.

That's you that is, by the way.
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>>150376301
She's twice D.Va's age and looks just as good, if not better. That's pretty impressive.
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I want to lick Junkrat's thighs
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>>150376993
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I want shadman designed skins
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>>150376982
yes, probably spent about 2ks worth on epics and leggos
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>>150376886
>Zarya's skin
>good at all
No. Fuck, I'll take the tacky pink short hair over the ugly butch lesbian gym teacher hair she's got going in the new thing.
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>>150376993
get your whale out of my thread
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>>150376993

That emote/taunt looks fucking stupid btw
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>>150376163
Lots of exercise
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>>150376543
At least we'll get the Norman Reedus game in like 8 years, right?
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Can someone explain how Mei is useful in comp and why shitters seem to gravitate towards her?
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>>150376829
you're an actual dumbass, blizz has explicitly said golden guns will only be able to be obtained by the best players in the first season and that everyone else will probably get theirs season 2
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>>150377057
>Not liking Zarya's Pure Aryan Genetics skin
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>on nepal for the second match in a row
>2 - 2
>enemy has 88% we have 0
>faggot bastion main goes torb because he's trash like all bastions
>zen goes mercy for literally no reason
>tracer goes 76 instead of reaper when they've got two tanks

I got tilted and switched off lucio to genji
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>>150377083
Mid-2017.
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READY TO GO WHOLE HOG ON MY KNOB
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>>150377147
>slav
>aryan
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>>150377132
1. she isnt

2. because they're shitters, anon
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>>150377132
>Can someone explain how Mei is useful in comp
she's not but she's fun
>and why shitters seem to gravitate towards her?
because we want to have fun more than we care about being tryhards
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>>150377132
ice wall off chokes like the hanamura A gate

a good counter to D.va

stall points for a fuckton of overtime

that said there are of course bad players that play her like W+M1 pyro
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>>150377196
>because we want to have fun more than we care about being tryhards
then why are you playing competitive, literally the game mode designed for tryharding
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>>150377196
>because we want to have fun more than we care about being tryhards

Then don't play comp, retard.
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>>150377027

She's a comic book superhero though, they always look tasty regardless of age.

Also, if you think about it, women who are in their 30s now often look younger than they would have done 30 years ago, so in the future overwatch world, skin care and shit will be even better so birds won't start to show their age until their 50s. Plus she's a weird biotic techno-witch so she's probably got some next level botox in her bathroom cabinet.
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>>150377183
Oh, hey. Good to know she switched from League whoring to Overwatch whoring. At least she knows where the money is at.

It's a shame she uses the same fucking scene kid makeup for every single costume.
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>>150377183
>skinny
>mask doesn't cover eyes
>no ponytail

0/10
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what is this matchmaking, seriously. we won
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>>150377038
Cute and thick! Cute and thick!
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>All these halloween voice lines in the game
Does blizz usually do halloween events?
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>>150376163
shota semen
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>>150377183
is that supposed to be a person?

i can't tell with all the silicone in the way
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>>150377183
>Skinny Roadhog
>Generic ass "sexy" cosplay
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>>150377234
>then why are you playing competitive, literally the game mode designed for tryharding
because quick play is full of idiots who don't know anything about coordination, which isn't fun
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>>150374242
>Went from 42 to 38
I don't want to play anymore
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>>150377031
For the love of god please let them give him this skin and call it "Gym Rat"
I fucking need this
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>>150377143

>I'm angry so I'll make things up, nobody will ask for a source

Top kek
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Are all the voice lines where there's an echo things where they're ana boosted?
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>>150373878

>t. Roadhog main
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>>150377269
>>150377357
>chubby chasers
kys
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>>150377183
>skinny
>Girl

Its fucking trash
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>Stuck around rank 74-76
>Want to make a run at top 500 again now that it works
>Every time I start to get on a winstreak it starts putting me in games with rank 61s and whatnot

I'm really not enjoying how wide the MM system is, I've had multiple games tonight with people in the FIFTIES and there is nothing I can do to win the game with them picking stupid shit like Hanzo and Pharah.
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>>150377232
>that said there are of course bad players that play her like W+M1 pyro

But the W+M1 class in overwatch is reaper.
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>all of mercy's high-tier skins give her smaller tits
>she will never get a skin with huge tits
why live
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>>150377173
It's a Kojima game, and they haven't even chosen an engine yet. I don't believe that for a second.
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>>150377321
Yuuuup. Always. The Blizzard Halloween events are my favorite part of the year, they're ridiculously fun.
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When I wake up there better be new fucking skins revealed instead of these fucking hue hue Rio 7-1 Brazil shit water extremely high crime rate third world nigger ass skins.
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>>150377083

It just won't be the same anymore
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>>150377416
Yeah.
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Finally saw someone get a legendary commendation. Does anything special happen to them
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>>150377438
>being skinny while trying to cosplay a fat
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>>150377302
>QP

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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>>150377183
>best actual prop construction of any roadhog cosplay
>for a sexy cosplay of a huge disgusting character
at least it was a good effort
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>>150377315
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>>150377232

>Mei can be useful on one part of one map
>there are twelve maps

Quod erat demonstrandum.
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>>150377159

Same thing happened to me, only we were 2-0 up, running riot over the opponents

>dva switches to hanzo
>Zenyatta switches to torb
>they don't switch back until it's 2-2 and were down 78%-0% on the last stage
>we lose 3-2

I was literally open mouthed with shock as I watched this happen.
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>chick hearn lines for reaper
someone at blizzard must be old as fuck
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>>150377552
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Looking for a girl to help me out with a Junker D.Va cosplay.
I'm new to it though pls no bully
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>>150377525
Commendations mean literally nothing.

They aren't recorded, they aren't tracked, all that happens is you can take a screenshot of it for e-peen and get the audio clip and salt in chat
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>>150377183
She's skinny but I gotta give props, that's some nice ass cosplay
She's fucking gross though I hate looking at her
People who are into stereotypical blonde bimbos with fake tits are more scarce than footfags, these bitches need to cut that shit out
t. Californian I guess
Blondes are okay but I don't think anyone really cares for a body with nothing but tits anymore
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>>150376821
>spent 1000 earlier last week on a legendary Mei skin
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>>150377547
haha so funny le xD
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>>150377525
Loot box
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>>150377598
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>>150377609
What do you need help with exactly?
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>>150377609
Check /cgl/'s help thread, my dude, you'll have better luck there.

That said, what exactly are you having trouble with? Her Junker skin is pretty darn direct, probably the easiest one to pull off.
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post canon mercy
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>5 levels away from being able to queue for competitive
>still feel like shit at the game
>tfw I'm literally going to be placed in rank 20 or lower
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where are people finding these new voicelines
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>>150377582
https://youtu.be/tN9gQR7tCD4?t=3m25s
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>>150377747
Post stats you cutie
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>>150377681
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am i cute?
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>>150372731
>Those roody poo double niggers at Blizzard did not bother to give Pharah her own unique Olympic uniform

why?
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>>150377747

It's not compulsory to do it the moment you hit 25 you spaz
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>>150377760
>>150377763
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>>150377760
>where are people finding these new voicelines
they're a week old and datamined
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>>150377763
>MFW THE BUTTERS GETTING HARD
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>You want me to morph into a ball
wew lad
i actually got sort of aroused
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>>150377790
please no bully
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>>150377763
>You want me to morph into a ball?

Fucking Pharah, so based
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>>150377897
ur shit m8
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>>150377897
Heroe playtime as well
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>>150375401
why the fuck they went lazy with pharah and McCree? not enough time?
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>>150377763
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>>150377814

Because it's a promotional pack of stickers and postcards sent out to bloggers and game "journalists" to get $500,000 worth of publicity for $50.

They know that the minute Reddit and 4chan and all the others see this stuff, the community is going to explode.
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>>150377897
dont you dare go into competitive. hit level 40 and then post your stats. you have been warned. its easy to find someone on masteroverwatch with these pathetic stats
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Why the fuck do hitscan weapons feel like projectile weapons? When I shoot somebody in my crosshairs with a hitscan weapon, it should hit. But sometimes it doesn't. Why?
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>>150378006
aim better
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>>150378006
Latency, lag compensation, 20hz
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>Olympic skins
>Halloween skins shortly after
>Then Christmas skins
Fuck I don't have enough gold for all this shit.

>>150377763
>Reaper got a fucking Omar line
Based
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>>150377897

Oh dear, bastion main spotted.
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Are they going to fix this fucking retarded rank system already?

How the fuck can your team mates leave and you still get ranked down when you obviously will lose?

3 fucking games in a row, people fucking left. even when we were winning!

went down 3 ranks becasue of that shit. don't punish players who stay in the game becasue of assholes that leave.

Just make the game not count towards rank if someone leaves.
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>>150377763
>EVERYONE, GET IN HERE

troggored
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>Finally decide to do my placement matches
>Enemy team is always at least a group of 3 and 80+, sometimes prestiged
>My team is all solo queue and barely over 25
>Carry hard as fuck 7-3 and get placed 61
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what the fuck is reaper talking about with fridges
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>>150378159
61 isn't bad for a 7-3

It could be worse.
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>>150378215
4chan is an 18+ board
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>>150378159
Experience Level has nothing to do with your Skill Level.
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>>150378215
>>150377582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVi98BZ2OwA
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>>150377763
>all these patriotic 76 lines
They're really pushing the Cap business, huh?
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>>150378215
>the butter's getting hard
>the jello's jiggling

Reaper confirmed thiccfag?
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Why are all if Ana's screams so hilarious?
Her "falling to death" and "pinned" screams sound so monotone it's great
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>>150377747
I'll advise you the same thing I advised with Dota
Absolutely do not NOT jump into competitive as soon as you can unless for the explicit purpose of smurfing
If you calibrate too low, and believe me you will, competitive will fucking eat you alive

Since there's so little time left for Season 1 there'd be no real harm in finding out your rank at least
Come Season 2, you should be at LEAST level 60 before you even think about calibrating. And if you're still unsure about your capabilities by then, just keep quick playing
Ranked is hell under 60
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>>150378248
this is my favorite meme
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>overtime and half the team on the point
>clearly capping it when a tracer appears and dicks around it for 30 seconds
>DEFEAT

how the fuck do you explain this?
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>>150377954
>>150377946
>>150378005
>>150378138
in game atm. My mains are Mercy, Zenyatta, and Lucio
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>>150376442
I keep charging people off of cliffs but I've never heard it. I am frustrated.
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>>150378289
WHY ARE THEY BLUSHING THROUGH THEIR MASKS IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE WHAT THE FUCK
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>>150378246
>>150378282
>You're underage if you don't care about fucking basketball of all things
top wew
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What the fuck is McCree's deal? If someone nowadays went round dressed like a cowboy you'd think he was a hipster cunt and ask what the fuck is his problem. 60 years in the future or whatever, it's not going to make any more sense is it?

Is he just kind of fucking hipster or something? Like those guys now who dress like Victorian circus strongman even though they're web designers?
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>>150378330
Your team has shit aim and can't kill a single Tracer alone?
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>>150378103

If they don't add the halloween Mercy outfit I am going to be extremely upset.

I didn't save 11,000 gold for nothing.
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>>150377582
>>150378282
oh so that's his name
this guy's fucking based
>he's the one who named Kareem Abdul-Jabar 'the captain'
fucking wicked
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>>150378293
They're quotes from some basketball commentator. Considering they added him saying "Kobe, eat your heart out," it's safe to assume that he's a fan of the sport.
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>Sudden Death
>We go overtime
>Overtime last five minutes because no one can kill the enemy Tracer that is just going in circles around the payload
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>>150378421
>11,000 gold
What the ever living fuck are you doing to get 11k gold? I would have maybe 6 or 7k if I hadn't purchased some legendaries and I'm only 160 atm.
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>>150377763
>got your mothers aim I see

why did they change 76s old voice line with Pharah when she got a kill?
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has anyone seen a non-Symettra basket since the confetti explosion was added?
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Anyone else think tanks need to be nerfed to the ground? They are way too efficient against every other archetype. There's a reason defense heroes suck, there's a reason Zenyatta is an autopick in this meta, tanks are just generally overpowered (bar Winston).

What's the point of picking Junkrat if it takes tons of shots to kill a tank? What's the point of picking Bastion if you can't kill one fast enough before you explode? Torbjorn? Hanzo? Just fucking balance the tank class and the game will be fun again. Of course, don't forget to balance the other classes accordingly
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>playing comp
>someone instalocks Hanzo
>followed by someone locking in Widowmaker and Ana
>we're on attack
You'd think this would stop in the 80s, but no.
>>150378348
It gets me absolutely rolling every time I hear it, it's fucking great. Reinhardt's VA is a good dude, I'm glad they picked him, every line is a trip.

>>150378349
I- I don't know? I'm sorry, anon. Probably just anime logic.

>>150378401
Yeah, basically. He's a hipster fuck who has probably never seen a horse in his entire life and would cry if he did see one.
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>>150378159
You got carried m8
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>>150377897
>>150378332
also which of these are red flags for being a shitter that I should focus on improving?
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>>150378556

I counted out of curiosity earlier, I'm level 240ish with 21 legendaries and around 11k gold.

Haven't bought any loot boxes and I've only spent maybe 2k gold in total so far. I guess it comes down to getting the 500 legendary gold reward a LOT.
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>>150377763
>my body is compromised
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>>150378332

Honest advice, stay out of comp until you can play something other than support, and don't play support in your placements unless you absolutely have to. I did, and I came out ranked 44 with a 6-4 win rate. And 44 is hell rank.
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>>150378647
70+ elims and 4 golds all 10 games, i am the carry
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I HEARD THERE WAS A NEW ZARYA SKIN

WHERE IS IT

HELP
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What exactly is Tracers counter?
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This picture is more relevant than ever before.
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>>150378693
I didn't mean you got carried by your team, I meant you got carried by your class.
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>>150378751
flashbang and headshot
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>>150377763
>beer I FEEL POWERFUL

Sandvich confirmed?
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>>150378751
A concentration camp.
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>>150378735
read the thread
>>150378751
McSkill
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>>150378751
Another Tracer
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>>150378783
Are Reaper and Zarya OP?
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>>150378735
>its another "anon askes for the thing that has been discussed 4+ times in this thread alone" episode

ctrl + F
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>>150378751
Your best hero out of McCree, Junkrat, Pharah, Tracer, Zenyatta
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>>150378401
I like to imagine that reaper was a huge closet nerd that made blackwatch pretty much larp and mccree got stuck with cowboy because he had the accent.
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>>150378652
You should honestly work on your DPS fundamentals before going into competitive. You're not always going to get or need to be a support character, so it helps to actually be able to aim projectiles and land headshots.

Of the three characters you listed, Zenyatta is probably the one you should be improving the most with since his DPS is ridiculous when you can aim well. Lucio/Mercy is more about positioning and ult timing than actually shooting things, so playing them well will come naturally with experience.

Pick two DPS characters, a Tank or two and either Ana or Zenyatta to actually learn. Lucio is easy enough to play you won't need to practice with him often and you shouldn't be touching Mercy unless you're playing with a team who can communicate with each other.
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>>150378421

>October is months away
>by this time uncle scrooge here will have 8kajillion golds
>he'll be on within 20 seconds of first seeing the skin giving it the "they missed out [thing], it's worthless, one job blizzard etc."

You might be pathologically fucked in the head m8.
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>>150378751

Roadhog
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>>150378735
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>>150377763
>DON'T TREAD ON ME
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>>150378657
Shit nigga. YOu got hella lucky with your loot gets. Btw if you don't mind me asking what do you usually play? Ofefnse/Defense/Tank/Support

Just a little curious is all. I've seen a lot of higher levels (200+) tank/support over anything else.
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>>150378751
aiming better
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How are you fuckers making so much gold

If I hadnt already bought a legendary, at most I would have 2500 gold and Im level 90
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>>150378692
wtf, i came out 60 with a 5-5
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>>150378986
>and Im level 90
Put more time into the game, seriously. That or buy boxes.
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>>150377763
>Kobe, eat your heart out
????
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>>150378986
they buy lootboxes and pretend they didn't
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>>150378918

Why waste gold on skins I don't really like or care about? By october I'll have opened anywhere from 50 to 150+ boxes and who knows how many I'll have unlocked just from that anyway.

I'd rather save gold for future purchases than buy stuff now and get shafted with duplicate item +5 gold increases.
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>Play competitive
>No one ever picks support
>Pick Lucio
>Contest the enemy objectives for days
>Kill solo Genji and Tracers just by abusing fire, melee, alt-fire burst
>Get the entire enemy mad in the process
>Pick Zenyatta
>Get gold on eliminations, healing and PotG by shredding enemy teams to death while keeping allies healed
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>>150378692
weird, i played support on all except 1 of the placement matches and ended up 57 with 7-3.
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>>150379005
It's based on a snapshot of your stats more than W/L in placements, Taimou intentionally lost all ten on his smurf and still got placed 71 because le aimbot mccree from 1-25
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BLIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
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>>150379005

ikr? I've read (mostly on here though Fwiw) that there's something to do with medals or individual performance that affects your placement mmr. As support you usually pick up 2 gold at most unless your team is total Shite, so maybe that's it?
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>>150378289
Maybe they're special 4th of july lines for next summer like those happy holiday lines from other characters.
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>>150378975

I mained support until this latest patch, I enjoyed how Mercy could carry a game. Now it's more tank oriented with some lucio/zen mixed in.

I'm not much of a McCree or Genji player so DPS isn't my thing in this meta.
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>>150379153
I was like this on day two
then I queued into an instant loss
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>>150377302

>QP
>10 gold elims
>absorbed 3k

And then you shit on others?
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>>150378895
Thanks. Any advice for working on these dps fundamentals? I'm shit at aiming and can't land headshots consistently at all.

Whenever I try and play (to "practice") widow or mcCree I just embarrass myself like get 1-3 eliminations all game
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>>150379153
Better stay online and play anther game anon.
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How do I get out of <50 hell

How do I find the motivation to solo queue long enough to rank up
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>>150377763
>Those orgasm voices at the end
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>>150378935

>these are the only new skins
>several months of hype for 3/22 characters
>playing 1k gold for literal commercial advertisements for the olympics
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>>150379146
wasnt Ana like 40 when mercy was 17?
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C U T E
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>>150379331
>>several months of hype for 3/22 characters

>blaming blizzard for your own hype
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>>150379117
>>150379159
So your overall mmr from quickplay can have an affect on your competitive placement? So if I were to main a dps and beef up my stats I would get placed higher?
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>>150378289
>Soldier is taller than Genji
>but Genji's waist and hips are higher than Soldier's
Just how short are Soldier's legs? Is Genji standing on a box?
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>guy beats me half to death and ties me up
>sticks his huge fat dick in my ass for hours
>cum inside me then whispers something in my ear

GG
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>>150379331
you're retarded, kaplan said on forums that there's new epics and legendaries, not just 3 new skins, I don't know why you would assume that
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>>150379373
yes
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>>150379162

It's veterans day before then as well, and there's probably some more yank patriotic holidays and jiggery-pokery as well, you know how they are with their nationalist bullshit.
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>>150379427
thats a cute octopus .
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>>150379162
That's what I'm starting to think. Either that, or they're adding a very patriotic map - like, Washington or something.

>>150379290
Not him, but bot games are your best bet for aiming practice. Make yourself a custom game (or, you can just do the usual bot games and play with other people, whatever) and play your DPS of choice. Work with Hard bots, and keep working at getting headshots and etc with them. Once you can deal with those without too much problem, move on to QP for a while and see how you fare with real people. Finish up practice there.

>>150379373
Yup. Mercy likes MILFs, apparently.
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>>150379309
look within yourself
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>>150379379
dat navel... hnnngg...

>>150379253
we beat them pretty hard, yeah. i was just complaining about how shit the matchmaker was and then that happened. it just seems like it purposely puts you with drooling retards
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>>150379309
Pray you get lucky and get a big winstreak

The system wants you to have a 50% win rate so once you get into a big winstreak it tries to level you up fast (1 win=1 rank) until you hit a wall

Thats how i got out, I got into a winstreak after failing since the beggining of the season and I got from 39 to 50 in a single day
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>>150379427
sounds like you got raped friend, you should probaly talk to someone about that
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How am I supposed to rank up in comp? Every time I play I play well and lose because the rest of my team isn't pulling their weight.

I know it's common as fuck to blame your team for your own inability to play, but I know I'm playing well and I can tell my team isn't. Every fucking game my rank keeps dropping.

How am I supposed to rank up while solo queuing when my team is just unable to get kills and win pushes? If this keeps up I'm going to drop below 50.
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>>150379402

No idea m8, don't think anyone really knows. Probably won't actually hurt though. I'm in the 50s and I occasionally still get put into placement games so I guess those guys must have a "hidden mmr" in the 50s too.
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>>150379554
I main Lucio but my team always feels lax, mostly because of double tank ALL the time, sometimes triple.
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>internet went down for literally no reason a few minutes ago
>hasn't happened in like half a year
>lose a rank, team probably did too

thanks blizzard, I wonder if you added up all the time stolen from people because of some bad luck like dc or quitters how much it would actually be
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Man, queuing QP at 2 in the morning is possibly the worst experience you could ever ask for.
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>>150379492

Cuttlefish you tard.
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>>150379640
You could be queuing ranked with 6 instead, if I have to play Cloud9 one more fucking time
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ITS TUESDAY
WHERE ARE TEH SKINS
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>>150379661

>fat pride

I hope tumblr comments suicide after they see Olympic Mei.
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>>150379589

>me ooga team booga

t. Shitters
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>>150379520
>reaper that black

This meme needs to end
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>>150379640
just played a 2 round match on ilios with zen as the only support.
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>hear genji use his reflect seconds before he ults
>he dashes at my team
>i'm on reaper and have ult
It's better than I use it instead of giving him the chance to get a reset, right?
my friends give me shit and would rather burn through a support ult just to kill genji
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>>150379720
I think that picture's edited, it doesn't say fat pride originally.
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>>150379742
How am I supposed to carry then? When I'm getting elims as Lucio on a team that has four attacks, how is it not my team?'

I shouldn't have to tell you how bad low 50s players are, how do I escape this hell? It's like playing with bots.
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>>150379751
Sorry. Take this instead.

>>150379690
Fucking hell, I keep pulling MOONMOON and Cloud9, absolutely everywhere. It's nightmarish. Not even that they're hard to play with or against, but they're absolutely everywhere and they never fail to have at least one dramatic "chase someone down and don't murder them" scene a game.

>>150379715
Patience.
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>>150379913
you can't, unless you're some kind of god you need at least one friend, then you can have them be your healslut while you carry as zarya
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>>150377763
>The GAMES in the refrigerator
>The door's closed
>The lights out
>the EGGS are COOLING
>the BUTTERS getting hard
>and the JELLOS jiggling
>it's in the refrigerator
did reaper have a fucking stroke?
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>>150380005
>>150378282
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>pick lucio on koth
>enemy reinhardt goes ballistic and bullies me the entire game
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>>150377763
>I'm not your father.
?????
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>>150380005
It's apparently a reference to some old basketball game
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>>150379913

Talk us through the last game you lost "because of your team", and then when you've finished typing it out, read it back and then tell us what you think you could have done better. Then we'll tell you what we think you could have done better.

Also some people might call you unkind names.
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What is that blue thing under his delicious belly?
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>God save the king
God I can't believe tracer is such a sexist fuck
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>>150379720
I was bored
>>150377057
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Anyone reckon the rio skins will be timed to only be able to be earned during the Olympics? Theyd look strange coming out of a loot box 5 years from now
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>>150380152
Looks like an aussie flag speedo
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>>150380226
they'll probably be permanent but only available for a limited time, lootbox contents are rolled as soon as you get them
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>>150380152
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>>150380152

Aussie flag. either part of his pants or the shading is really fucked and hes not wearing pants.
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>>150379720
Where's Olympic Mei?
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>tfw gittin gud

Also, way to not have /owg/ in the title
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>>150380378
here
>>150372596

Mei confirmed not a lardo. Fatfags can go cry in the corner with amputeefags.
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Cortana and Master Chief reference skins when?

And who should get them?
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>>150372372
I want them.
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>>150380449
Yikes, she does look pretty thin there, even in the thighs. What's going on
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>>150380480
soldier and mercy/athena?
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>>150380292
that seems the case since his feet look brown too
jesus christ I dreamed about speedo Roadhog and but didn't expect it actually happening
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>>150380565
She looks pretty normal, especially for a person playing ping pong
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>>150380083
I wish they included what triggered the audio
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>>150372596
I'm loving them
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Rank the Overwatch boys from best to worst
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>>150380578
CorAna maybe?
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Have any pros been confirmed banned from the recent banwaves?
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Tracer a cute. CUTE!
>>
Was I graced by vidya game royalty today?
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>>150380740
blizzard can't risk killing off their "competitive" yet so they have to let them sit around for a while
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>>150380609
I mean compared to her in-game model, where she has pretty thick thighs
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What would your reaction be if D.vas rio skin actually changed her Mech into a bike
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>>150380592

Don'rt get your hopes up, no guarantee that all of these are skins and not just sprays. If I were to guess, Rein Winston and Bastion are out due to the logistics of their abilities, Pharah and McCree are just themselves so they're out too, and Mei probably won't match her default hitbox.
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>>150380798
She's also wearing severely heavy clothing meant to go out into the antarctic
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>>150380770
>that high
>only rank 56

get a life loser
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>>150380827
What would that even look like while keeping emotes, hitboxes, and all?

I do like the idea of her manually pedaling her mech to move around.
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>>150380706
I was thinking of her initially. I went with the idea that the character to get such a skin would be a "hard support" type. Athena is a robot/cyborg AI anyway, so it wouldn't be a stretch.

Ana would work alright though.
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>>150380898
If our game and his videos are any indication, he fucks around quite a bit. One of my group members was being trolled by his shitty character swaps.
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>>150378491
>Location: Overwatch Swiss HQ, 10:00 PM
>The man formerly know and Gabriel Reyes stood face to face with his long time friend turned rival Jack Morrison.
>"Gabriel" started Jack. "It doesn't have to end this way. Not like this."
>Reyes looked to his side. And then to the 4 Blackwatch members behind him. And then back to Jack, coincidentally followed by 4 Overwatch agents.
>"Hate to break it to you, Jack, but it does end like this. Right here. Right now." said Reyes, his eyes burning with passion and contempt.
>"You're making a mistake, Gabriel. We can work this out if you just think for a second! Please listen t-" Jack was abruptly cut off.
>"I'm done with LISTENING to YOU." barked Reyes "We can do this the hard way or the or the harder way. Your call as always, Jack."
>Jack tightened his fists and inhaled sharply, letting his head lean forward before he let go a sigh of defeat.
>"Well, you know me. I could never say no to a challenge." snapped Jack with a reluctant smirk.
>At that moment a basketball rolled out from the shadows, stopping just by Reyes' foot.
>Reyes gripped the ball and brought it up to his chest, slamming his other hand against it.
>The room echoed with that signature sound, though in that moment it seemed to strike to the core of the galaxy. Somewhere, Winston writhes in his sleep.
>"That's what I was hoping you'd say." said Reyes, slowly dribbling the ball. "This one's for keeps."
>"Acknowledged."
>What then took place was the most bombastic, heinous slam jam this side of the Milky Way.
>When the sun rose the next morning, the building was reduced ruins, and Jack Morrison and Gabriel Reyes were nowhere to be found.
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>>150380697
>Rein
>76
>McCree
>Hanzo
>Reaper
>Genji
>Zenyatta
>Lucio
>Torbjorn
>Winston
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I just want that Mei skin, looks fucking amazing
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>>150380994
>LOOK GUYS IM BEING RETARDED XD ARENT I SO FUNNY
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>>150380770
Idk if youd call him royalty but that IS dunkey
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>>150380770
That's around the right level. I'd say that's probably THE cornman himself.
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>>150381002
where is zarya ??
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>>150380146
I played Soldier on Volskaya. Ended with gold elims and damage, I think silver objective time but my objective time is usually pretty low with Soldier because I prioritize getting high ground above the objective so long as there are at least three teammates capping or at least one contesting.

I did what I usually do with Soldier, focus their Zarya or Roadhog first with burst fire. Don't shoot Zarya's shields and save the helix rocket until right after her shields go down. Use my ult when the tanks are dead or low. I stood in the building to the attacker's right of the point. Started in the room next to the choke until they broke through, then moved up to the hallway and shot through the windows, then would move to the ledge behind the point if somebody was capping.

I'm not a god, but I was doing a decent job of keeping people off the point and on their respawn timer. The problem I kept having though was the rest of the defense wasn't holding, so every time I saw Zarya she was at high charge, their Roadhog was ulting what felt like every 60 seconds, and every fight I got into was a 2v4 or worse.

When they capped the first point I hung back and used the ledges and little rooftops inside the factory and did the same thing I did before. Focus the tanks with headshots and helix rockets, mop up the rest when I got my ult. Preferably while somebody else was ulting on their team.

And like point A, eventually they just overwhelmed us and capped. I can't say much more about it, because the rest of my team I barely saw. We had a McCree who I never saw high noon once, and usually he just pushed past the choke or hid around a corner for a cheap flashbang kill. We had a D.Va who was being pocketed by the Mercy for the whole game for some reason, so I only got resurrected twice and never got heals or damage boost. There was a Zenyatta, I very rarely saw discords on the enemy Roadhog.

It's the same problem I have in almost every game, zero team presence.
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>>150380480
why is that necessary?
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>Katya is a hero to my people
>We must protect what she has built
New hero confirmed?
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>>150381119
Satya. It's Symmetra.
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>>150381018
>rank 53
>spectate teammates
>they're always fucking crouch-walking

can't wait til I'm back in the 60s after season ends.
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>>150381002
Lucio should be higher, 76 a little lower. Otherwise agreed.
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>>150381146
She's the woman with the flag. And she's dead, I think.
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>>150381194
>Satya
Symmetra's real name is Satya Vaswani
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>Literal orgasm sounds from 10:10 onwards
what the fuck blizzard
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>>150380849
Those tights don't look very heavy to me, bruv. Her ass does tho if you know what I mean.
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Which boy has the biggest dick?
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>widow on the enemy team
>despite having a genji, reaper and tracer on your team, they'd rather chase roadhog around than try and take out the widow
>forced to pick Winston to give her the gorilla dick
>she instantly switches to something else as soon as she sees you as Winston, and immediately switches back if you change back

>widow on your team
>always on offense
>despite no one on the enemy team even looking at her, can't shoot one of them and manages to die by walking off a cliff while scoped
>exclusively tries to shoot other snipers

>pick widow
>entire enemy fucking team focuses you
>they can spend a full minute chasing you and ignoring your teammates
>still lose because your teammates are too incompetent to take advantage of it
>everyone thinks you sucked because you did low damage despite the fact that you were essentially turning the match into a 5vs0
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So when the Rio map gets added in the game, do you think it will be 100% faithful to the actual Rio?

I wanna see toxic rivers full of refuse.
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>>150381119
>>
I just had gold kills and healing. As Mercy. On Attack. We had two soldiers and a Reaper. I spent half of my time with my gun out Jesus Christ how are these shitters this bad
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>>150381265
Whole hog
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>>150381265
Winston without a question
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D.Va ganguro skin when?
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>>150381337
google the size of ape dicks, winston is 2" at most
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>>150381146
>>150381258

http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Katya_Volskaya

What the fuck would Symmetra have to do with Zarya you dingleberry
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>>150381265
>>150381002


>>150381185
Yeah, gotta agree there. Move Lucio up one and 76 down one.
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>>150381273
It'll be future Rio so if it's not literal ruins, then that means SOMETHING improved

feel like some rage? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0ztLtpuwkM
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>>150380972
I wonder what Athena's abilities will be
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>>150381367
>Flaccid, the penis of the gorilla and the orangutan, both with much bigger bodies, is virtually invisible; erect, it reaches 1.5 inches or less
damn
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>>150381119
Katya Volskaya, she owns the factory that builds robutts to protect the motherland
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>>150381258
Why the fuck do you think Symmetra has anything to do with giant russian fighting robots?
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Katya_Volskaya
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>tfw finding quality non-trans gabe porn
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I did it /v/, top 500! <3
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>>150381270

>reinhardt on the enemy team
>people just stop shooting and stare when he has his shield up
>they panic and just jump around without shooting at him if he starts meleeing them
>his team actually stands behind his shield to shoot at your team

>reinhardt on your team
>can't find his right mouse button
>charges randomly into the enemy team and dies immediately
>uses his ult exclusively to win 1v1s nowhere near the objective

>pick reinhardt
>none of your teammates use your shield as cover
>supports would rather heal your snipers than you
>you can land a 4-man earthshatter, the enemy team will always have one guy up with a way to one shot you before you can land a single attack afterwards, and even if your teammates are there, they'll just fucking stare until everyone you stunned gets back up
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>>150381417
Didn't they say she'd be a stealth character? Or is that pure speculation?
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>>150381367
>I now have "gorilla penis size" in my search history
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>>150372372
>we've been waiting months for THIS
Fuck blizzard
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>>150381512
>Not using incognito
>Not just removing it from your search history if you care that much
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>>150381265
Micro:
Soldier 76

Small:
Roadhog
Reinhart
Winston

Average:
Junkrat
Reaper
Genji
McCree
Lucio

Big:
Hanzo
Torbjorn
Zenyatta
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>it's a "get stuck in a game with people 10 ranks below you for whatever blizzard reason and the shitters try to tell you how to play" episode
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>>150381504
They haven't ever said anything about Athena being a hero. It's pure speculation.
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>>150381472
>top 500
>skill rank 838
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>>150381028
>>150381057
He said something other than spaghetti and meatballs on voice, and he had a really shitty mic for some reason. He sounded really tired. Spent the game triggering my group mate.
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Olympics skin chest confirmed.
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>>150381576
That skill rank is wrong. Says rank 466 ingame.
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>>150381554
>small
>Roadhog
>Reinhardt
yeah maybe compared to their body size
if it was on a normal sized human being it'd be a magnum dong

Also
>Hanzo
>Japanese
>Big
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>>150381539
Yeah I can delete it.
But Google knows.
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Friends I need help desperately.

How can you tell what the problem is with aiming to git gud at it? I knew I was bad at aiming but I went into a bot game as McCree against an ana bot with only headshots enabled. The results are making me want to cry, I'm literally the worst at aiming of any player that's ever installed this game. Maybe 1 in 20 of my shots (that I'm legitimately attempting to aim at their head) are actually resulting in a headshot hit.

I'm trying to do this for practice but its just making me realize how hopeless practicing something I can't even do in the first place is. Been doing it for an entire skirmish worth of 30 minutes and I feel no better at all. Wat actually do?

Btw my mouse settings are fine, they are in line with what people say are good ones for fps, low sensitivity and lowish dpi.
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>>150381575
Oh right. Got no clue, but I hope she won't be another support character. Maybe a decent defense?
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>>150381605
>can't be bought with credits

BLIIIIZZAAAAAAAAARD
>>
Anyone going to point out that the Rio map looks like an actual new gametype?
>>150372372

Its a sports field inside of a glass dome with a big ass goal. I don't see them making an actual soccer mode, so perhaps some kind of capture the flag maybe?
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>>150381605
So do you choose what kind of lootbox you want when you level up now? Or will blizz be bros about it and just give you 1 regular and 1 event box for every level?
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>>150381651
You can delete it off your google search history.

Not like it matters though
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>>150381634
Depends on what region you are but 78 is about the right rank to be entering top 500
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>>150381605
>can't be bought with credits

Hoardingfags on suicide watch
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>>150381521
Why the hate, they're great. Finally a skin where Zarya has a normal hair color, Lucio has not retarded hair. And the skin for Tracer is mighty cute. Her best one so far.
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>>150381605
Are Blizzzard fucking stupid?
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>>150381605
>loot boxes are the only way to get them
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>>150381605
>not available to purchase with in-game credits
On one hand, I feel less bad about blowing all of my credits a day ago
on the other hand, having to put my faith in RNG uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
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>>150381605
>they're are not available for purchase with in-game credits
>*Summer Games Loot Boxes are available to purchase or earn in-game until

I doubt the legitimacy of this.
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>>150381605
>they're are not available for purchase with in-game credits
>they're are not
guys I think this might be fake
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Does anybody else feel like solo queuing in this game is pointless? It doesn't feel like LoL or CS:GO where people complain about being stuck in a rank. This time it actually feels like you have 0% impact, no matter how well you do, on the game.
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>>150381605

>NOT AVAILABLE WITH CREDITS

This would be fucking hysterical if true. Doubt it though.
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>>150381749
probably still fake but, it's referring to buying the loot boxes with money, and not being able to buy the skins with creds.
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>>150381265
small
>junkrat

small-average
>genji (human)
>reaper

average
>76
>hanzo
>torbjorn (dwarf standards)

big-average
>lucio
>mccree
>genji (cyborg)

large
>roadhog
>reinhardt
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>>150381749

It's talking about the summer skins and sprays not the box itself. You only get one guaranteed summer item in the box so odds are these boxes will be the level up boxes during the event
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>>150381685
>You can delete it off your google search history.
reminder that normies actually believe this
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>>150381105
if I were you I'd have gone reaper to try and anti-tank. but I suggest you ignore people who act like carrying is an actual thing in overwatch. at best you'll get lucky enough to carry, but if you're stuck with a team who ignore the point and "try their own thing because it worked that one time" then you're just straight up gonna get rolled.
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>Pick Mei on payload defense
>Tell a friend to go healer and keep an eye on me
>Payload never moves because people can't deal with a Mei camping at the front of a payload

This is my goto strat of getting out of rank 50 and it hasn't failed me yet, it's mindblowing how much you realize no one ever stalls the payload until your the only one doing it for 95% of the round, it actually scares me that rank 50 is top 50% of the playerbase
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>>150381716
>>150381749
Is this your first Blizzard experience? This shit was inevitable. And really not even the worst they could have done.

>>150381793
Yeah just what we need more babies whining about how they're being DEPRIVED of COSMETICS that they're ENTITLED to because they spent more than 20 bucks on a video game
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>>150381605
>they're are not

>>150381849
I mean, google might still have it somewhere but you can delete it off of your search history.
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>Olympic skins can't be bought with credits
imgur.com/gallery/UprEy
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>>150381150
why can't you get in to the 60s now?

i can do it easy playing solo, even though i'm not that good.
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>>150381605
NOTAVAILABLEFORCREDITS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>150381270

>Genji on enemy team
>fucking Naruto and shit
>impossible to hit
>will land all three shurikens on the head of his target from across the map
>your team keeps shooting at him while he has deflect up
>RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!

>genji on your team
>throws himself off cliffs with his dash
>can't find his E key
>can't land shurikens on an AFK player
>RYUJIN NO KEN-UGH

>pick Genji
>enemy team has homing bullets
>they immediately stop shooting when you use deflection and immediately start shooting again when it runs out
>you can have them chasing you for a minute and your team will just keep dying 5v1 to a Roadhog
>enemy team is composed entirely of masters of drunk fighting martial arts masters
>even if you get behind an enemy and land three shurikens on their head, they will instantly turn around and kill you before you can even shoot again
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>Everyone falling for a hideously obvious fake
l
o
l
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>>150381605
>skins previews are disappointing
>skins can't be bought with in game currency

First I was sad, now I'm relieved and don't care anymore.
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>>150381605
FUCK
YOU
BLIZZARD
I
HAVE
7000
CREDITS
FOR
NOTHING
FUCK
YOU
BLIZZARD
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>>150381875

10 Shekels have been deposited into your bank account.
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>>150381605
Pray to RNGesus now
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>>150381978
Truly you are my greatest ally, merchant.
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>>150381521
Those aren't the new skins for everyone. Those are just promotional. The new skins update will include epics and legendaries. Why don't you guys do your homework if you care about this so much?
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>>150381605
there's no way this is real
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>>150381270

>Zarya on your enemy team
>your teammates exclusively shoot at her when she has her shield up
>lands 6-man ovaltines
>her particle cannon might as well be a thether

>Zarya on your team
>doesn't know she can shield teammates
>uses her shield when no enemies are around, then charges the enemy team and dies while it's on cooldown
>shoots her ovaltine off cliffs

>pick Zarya
>enemy team refuses to shoot you while you're shielded, then instantly focuses you once it's down
>get 3-4 people per ovaltines, but no one on your team tries to shoot at them
>when you shield a teammate, they immediately proceed to jump off a cliff
>>
50MB pre-patch added localization files, Summer loot boxes are $6 for 2 with no other purchase options
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>>150382045
Wait why are we surprised Blizzard would add real money exclusive skins
We already have 6 of them
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>>150373167
It's confirmed some of his ridiculous voice lines from when you get the in game ball through the hoop are from a SOAD song.
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>>150382074
>when you shield a teammate, they immediately proceed to jump off a cliff
at least that's a 50 charge
>>
Can we sue Blizzard for forcing us to pay money for skins after we already bought the game? I haven't studied law but it seems illegal
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>>150381605
Yall niggers are complaining about the wrong thing

I see this
>Summer Games Loot Boxes are available to purchase or earn in-game UNTIL 8/22/16

NO
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR TIMED EXCLUSIVE SKINS
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>people complaining about Genji everywhere
>can jump around self-healing and punching him
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>>150382139

No, they're from Chick Hearn. SOAD used some of Hearns phrase in their song, but Reaper says his full line.
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>>150382142

Wait, you get charge if they do that?
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https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-gb/games/addons/overwatch-2x-summer-games-loot-box/cid=EP0002-CUSA03974_00-OWLOOTBX02LB8002

https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-gb/games/addons/overwatch-2x-summer-games-loot-box/cid=EP0002-CUSA03974_00-OWLOOTBX02LB8002

https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-gb/games/addons/overwatch-2x-summer-games-loot-box/cid=EP0002-CUSA03974_00-OWLOOTBX02LB8002
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>>150382142
>play with a friend who usually heals while I tank
>we've started a system where I bubble him during key moments and then he jumps off a cliff so I get insta high-charge and can mow people down
>always works in our favor
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>>150382270
yep
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>>150382078
lies
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>>150382287
F U C K I T S R E A L
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https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-gb/games/addons/overwatch-2x-summer-games-loot-box/cid=EP0002-CUSA03974_00-OWLOOTBX02LB8002

https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-gb/games/addons/overwatch-2x-summer-games-loot-box/cid=EP0002-CUSA03974_00-OWLOOTBX02LB8002


>Timed exclusive
>only *****ONE***** guaranteed olympic item per box
>far, far more likely to get a spray than a skin
>real money only

I see Bobby has awoken from his slumber, at long last.
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>>150382189
no one is forcing you.
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>>150381864
Reaper could have worked, though I'm not big on him and play a better Soldier. I considered switching, but since there was always a bunch of them together with nobody else around to get kills with me I stayed alive a lot longer by being on a rooftop.

Anytime I got close I was flashed, frozen, or hooked.
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>>150382287
>2 for ~$2
Is that their normal price?
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>>150382189
>thinking you can beat Blizzard in a lawsuit
>especially with something as weak as that
bruh
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>>150382205
Oh right I got confused sorry.
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>>150382189
> forcing us to pay money for skins
are you retarded ?
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>>150382190
Are you familiar with the word "seasonal"
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Daily reminder.
Tracer already got that no ass/baby bump goin on.
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>>150382287
>or earn in-game

here's what Im thinking:

all crates you get levelling up from now until the 22nd will be summer crates, but you cant buy the skins directly

I think thats what thats implying
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>>150382354
If this is how they will sell them, then they are fucked
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>>150382354
>>real money only
are you literally retarded and/or unable to read
>>
>If your Summer Games Loot Box contains an item that is already in your collection, you will instead receive credits, which can only be used to unlock non–Summer Games items.
Can we sue Blizzard for this?
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>>150382367
Yes. It seems like you can only buy event boxes until the event is over. And you can still get the items from normal boxes, there's just no guarantee.
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>>150381265

Reinhardt duh
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>>150382491
No you can not.
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POST YFW Zarya, Lucio, and Tracer aren't the only ones to get olympic skins and there's one for every character hidden in the crates as a surprise and not leaked yet
>>
Has anyone gotten a lootbox yet?
>>
Does anyone know if this new lootbox includes epics?

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20747626109

My phone won't use the copy url feature so scroll down for Kaplan's post.

If not, then there's another batch skins coming after this one.
>>
>If your Summer Games Loot Box contains an item that is already in your collection, you will instead receive credits, which can only be used to unlock non–Summer Games items.
that's worse than your weeb mobage gachapons
inb4 skin droprate chance is 1.5%
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>>150382287
>*Summer Games Loot Boxes are available to purchase or earn in-game until 8/22/16 at 11:59pm PT.
>or earn in-game
>or earn in-game
>or earn in-game
>or earn in-game
>or earn in-game

now calm down autists
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>>150382470
Good to know. Would the dad be Widowmaker?
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>>150381367
That's pretty cute.

I want to molest him now
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>>150382471
well, just all hope that
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>>150382287
>Each contains four items, at least one of which is guaranteed to be a Summer Games skin, spray, highlight intro, emote, victory pose, player icon, or voice line. There are more than 90 Summer Games items to collect—they’re are not available for purchase with in-game credits, so Loot Boxes are the only way to claim them.

Sooooo this means if I don't luck out on all summer shit (or at least the shit I really want) in the next month I can never get it? In my full priced "free" updates game?

Correct me if I'm wrong.
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Whats the point of in game coins if they pull shit like this?
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>>150381270

>Lucio on the enemy team
>doesn't touch the ground, ever
>is somehow capable of healing and speed boosting at the same time
>none of his teammates die in his line of sight
>if there is a cliff nearby, you can be sure he'll push you into it

>Lucio on your team
>doesn't know about his E key or his right mouse button
>heals when everyone is at full health
>uses his speed boost otherwise
>uses his ult when no one is around
>somehow has speech detection on and is a heavy mouth breather

>pick Lucio
>your teammates keep insisting on LoSing you
>enemies categorically refuse to get near cliffs
>you can figure out how to surf on the ceiling somehow, yet you'll always have a Reaper sodomizing you
>[muffled rap music playing in the distance]
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>>150382582

yeah you'll totally get the one legendary you want by getting your single lootbox per level in less than a month.

People are complaining about not being able to use their credits you chucklefuck.
>>
Can you get the boxes yet?
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>>150382287
>bought loot boxes have at least 1 summer skin
does this apply to the in game lootboxes you et or not ? I don't see why they would do 2 different drop rates for premium and free boxes
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>>150382618
>Sooooo this means if I don't luck out on all summer shit (or at least the shit I really want) in the next month I can never get it?
You can probably get it at the next summer olympics in 2017 or whatever
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>>150382648
On PS4, yes. Xbone and PC, not yet, but Xbone's is probably next up.
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>>150382612
>>
Zika skin?
Water poisoning skin?
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>>150382663

Summer olympics are a once every four years thing, anon.
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>>150382663
olympics happen every 4 years, this game will be a distant memory by the time they happen again
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>>150382663
>You can probably get it at the next summer olympics in 2017
are you retarded
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>>150382663
>at the next summer olympics in 2017 or whatever

This is the best post in this thread.
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>>150381893
I guess I could try. I've done it before, but one day I lost three ranks with a leaver every few matches and it completely killed my desire to play ranked. I was placed above 60 twice so I'm thinking of just waiting until the new seasons and seeing if they've fixed anything
>>
well I'm going to be queuing with people again solely for the XP bonus
>>
>>150382663
prime example of why this promotion makes no sense
who thought there would be any significant crossover between blizzdrones and sports chads
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>>150382663
>at the next summer Olympics in 2017 or whatever
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>>150382663
>You can probably get it at the next summer olympics in 2017
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>>150382663
>You can probably get it at the next summer olympics in 2017
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If the next OP isn't the new skins, I will shitpost like there's no tomorrow.
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>>150382663
>You can probably get it at the next summer olympics in 2017 or whatever
Fucking kek
I've been waiting for this years Olympics for years since it's been announced they take place in Brazil.
>>
Does Zarya get a shit covered skin for Rio Olympics?
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>>150382820
i believe some of the anons here actually does hang around /sp/
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>>150382645
They're just cosmetics my man
you should be more like me and not give a rat's ass about them so much
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>>150382858

>shitpost
>posts D.vas ass

You into scat anon?

its okay
>>
>>150382858
>D.va poster
You're going to shitpost regardless.
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>>150375309
Its one of his lines when scoring a basket in spawn, its a reference to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVi98BZ2OwA
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>Hook a Tracer
>She can easily just shift away

I can't tell if this is intentional
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>>150382535
>leotard Widowmaker
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>>150382891
No. We already know what it looks like. Search the thread. She has good hair for once.
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>>150373672
>that filename
It hits too close to home and too near the bone -- more than you'll ever know.
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>>150382820
>prime example of why this promotion makes no sense
The promotion makes sense because it makes Blizzard money, ya dingus
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>>150382891

Junkrat and Roadhog get kangaroos, but their spawn points are always having fire evacuations in exchange. That makes it balanced.
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>>150382934
after you hook a tracer or anyone you should be holding LMB, you're guaranteed to get the first hit. unless RNG fucks you and the pellets go around her she will die
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>>150382745

>distant memory in 4 years

Eh, I doubt it. It just came out, and considering that:

1. People still play TF2 by the tens of thousands (peaked at 65k today, which is a weekday)
2. Blizzard is very good at milking a cow

This game has 12 to 15 years left in it.
>>
Are these skins being patched in in the morning then?
>>
>>150383012
most likely
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>>150382905
>D.Va Scat porn.
I would not be surprised if this was a thing.
>>
>We have Legendary and Epic skins coming soon. Rares will most likely be tied to new hero releases (with Ana we introduced Rare, Epic and Legendary skins).

>and Epic

So will we be getting some with these lootboxes or are these Olympic skins a separate thing?
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>>150381605
>new summer items confirmed
>can only be earned by leveling or the cash shop
>can't be purchased in game
>mfw i'm sitting on 6780 overcoins at 157

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>150382934
>hook a tracer
>hit her
>she dies
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>>150382535
Eh, the only skin I like so far is Tracer's, and that's because her other skins aren't great.
I think sportsmen look pretty boring and similar, it's fine if there's just a couple, but I really don't want more of them.
No hero in Overwatch will be as glorious as Azmodunk anyway.
>>
>>150382956
I meant from the perspective of the Olympics people who paid for it
obviously free money is good for blizz
>>
>http://allmylove4ray.tumblr.com/post/148238512622/male-ver-for-this
Junkrat ahegao
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>>150382934
>get hooked as Tracer
>attach bomb to fat fuck
>press shift
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>>150372372
>tracer in spats SPATS
MUH DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>>150374114
>roadhog

What? I thought Reaper shredded Roadhog. Playing against a good roadhog is basically the only time I consider pulling a Reaper.
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>We're already getting a gimmick game mode.
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>>150382973
Does it work if you simply hold LMB? All this time I've been tapping it rapidly.
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Reminder that Blizzard can always do worse, and HAS done worse
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>>150383129

>having the time to Q and Shift after a hog hooks you

Sounds like he was fucking garbage.
>>
>>150383092
>zero olympic branding anywhere
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>>150382987
>1. People still play TF2 by the tens of thousands (peaked at 65k today, which is a weekday)
because it went free to play in 2011

if valve hadn't made the game free to play and continued the past few years of their lazy "dev" work the game would be dead as fuck
>>
>>150383151
what?
>>
>>150383151
The gimmick gamemode I want is random hero on death. Bring that back Blizzard please
>>
>>150383171
Can't help it if Nova's default face looks like shit.
Some of the older heroes generally have shit models, I can't fucking look at Rexxar.
>>
>>150383167

Yes, just hold it as soon as you hook them. you fire instantly after the animation ends and have priority against any of their inputs.
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>tfw level 196
>soon the boxes will start flowing in

You better fucking be able to get them from playing
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>>150383129
>Tracer sticks me or throws bomb nearby
>hook her back into her bomb
>>
>>150383167
yes, hook and hold it, it guarantees you'll get the first hit. same when you're sleeping/stunned as reaper or a class with an escape button, hold shift and the instant you get woken up it activates
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>>150383260
I'm going to have to get a group going for that XP bonus

fuck my rank, fuck my winrate, I need that Zarya skin
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>>150383203
>that map in the picture
>those basketball voicelines in the video
we're getting a rocket league game mode just like TF2
>>
>>150383237
only problem i have with that is how you lose the ult charge if you die and the game quickly snowballs once you didn't get a favorable team comp.
they should've kept the ult charge or at least 50% of it, not like they can choose what character they'd get anyway.
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>>150383203

Look at the map, anon.
>>150372372
Does that look like Payload, KOTH or Assault to you?
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They could at least given us Olympic Jew gold so we can get what we want. Fucking kikes never learn.
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>people are starting to bully me in comp because I'm level 177 and only rank 60

D-do I have to make a smurf now?
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>>150383260
>tfw just reached 230
I hope summer items can't be dupes or I kill myself. I can muster the strenght to grind 90 levels until 22 but no more.
>>
>>150382973
>>150383078
>>150383129

I mean I hook her and she doesn't get pulled. Maybe it's intentional because she's like breaking through time or something
>>
>>150381605
90 items and only one per loot box? So odds are you'll drop an icon or spray and not even get the skin if you pay for the boxes? And we have less than three weeks to try and unlock them the normal way? That's retarded as fuck.

I'm totally down for event items, but make us grind for guaranteed ones or something, don't put it on RNG.
>>
So now that Blizzard is ruining this game with selling our and mandatory microtransactions, what game do we move to?
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>>150383465
>caring about that kind of shit
>using "we"
kill yourself
>>
>>150383465
nowhere? if you're poor just fuck off back to a shit F2P game like dirty bomb or team fortress 2
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>>150383465

Battleborn of course. We should never have betrayed Gearbox.
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>>150383386
>olympics has its own jewcreds
>if you go full autismo trying to get the skins you might get enough creds to get a legendary
>when olympics gets removed the olympic jewcreds become regular jewcreds

Would that be hard to implement or not jewy enough for Blizz?
>>
>that first chokepoint in Pharaoh or whatever the Egyptian level is called
>literally only 1 way in
Is this the worst design in FPS history?
>>
>>150383345
Wait, Tf2 has that? Is it a custom map or an official thing?

Also I don't think we're getting a new game mode soon. They already confirmed 4 new maps, with 1 coming soon-ish (Blizzard "soon"), and all of them are existing game modes.
>>
>>150383441
they can, and if normal boxes are any indication, 80% of what comes out of them will be dupes
>>
>>150383463
you're GUARANTEED at least one item from the summer set, just like you're guaranteed one item thats better than grey in normal lootboxes
>>
>>150381605
CREDIT HOARDERS BTFO
>>
>>150383564
the latter.

>>150383567
that chokepoint is easy to pass.
>>
>>150383571
one of the halloween maps implemented a mode which was basically rocket league
>>
>>150383567
No.

>2fort
>Dustbowl's long hallway map
>cp_junction
>>
>>150383567
There are 4 different path to take
>>
>>150383567
there are 3 ways in, 4 if you have a hero that can fly
>>
>>150383680
>>150383617
Stop making excuses. There's literally one narrow way to get through if you can't fly.
>>
WE NEED A NEW THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>150383092
>cuntboy Junkrat about to get plowed by futa Zarya
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>>150383241
I meant HotS in general actually
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>>150383465
>mandatory
>>
>>150383196

Okay, so you say I'm right.
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>>150383556
Thanks anon, I really needed a genuine laugh.
May you be blessed with a good lootbox uncrate soon.
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>>150383750
Make that femrat and we're good.
>>
>>150383723
And ? Once you pass the narrow way there are a lot of paths to take ? Are you implying that the narrow way is impossible to get through ?
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>>150383783
I'm saying that TF2's longevity is because it went free to play.

I don't know if overwatch went free to play, but they don't seem to
>>
jesus fuck, the only good zarya skin if you don't have a goth fetish is in an RNG no credits may enter zone loot box that disappears in three weeks

KILL ME
>>
>>150383750
Meant for >>150383101
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>>150383780
Ah, that's fair. HoTS is a disaster that keeps getting worse somehow.
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>Rank 65+
>People still picking any support other than Zenyatta/Lucio

Why are there still shitters in my game.
>>
>>150383882
I hope you get the Aryan Zarya skin anon
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>>150383893
Mercy mains aren't shitters
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>>150383847
ugh, wrong tense

if overwatch will go*
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>>150383591
>summer ends and you won't have a single skin for your favorites
I feel it. I never bought anything for scientific reasons and after 250 levels I have plenty of characters with one skin and maybe one emoticon (but plenty of sprays and useless shit)
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>>150383919
They are shitters actually.
Mercy isn't a hero you should "main" because of her incredibly low skill ceiling. In fact EVERYONE should have a good Mercy just by virtue of being able to play the game
If your best hero is mercy, then you're just not great at the video game
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>>150383571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVtsiafPx-U
Bad Robot is for some reason making a Rocket League mode for TF2.
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>>150383419
I'm level 160 and rank 45, and truly don't feel upset or anything about it. Then again I prefer QP and was at rank 130 when ranked came out.
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>>150373306
>>150373306
>>150373306
new thread
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>>150383815
That all lead to the same spot. Bastion/Junkrat/Rein/Pharah on defense = GG.
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Why do consolecucks get the new skins first?
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>>150372696
What, do you actually see the game like that?
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>>150381605
>Cant buy with overshekels
>Limited EditionTM
LIMAO
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>>150383419
Rank 60 is almost top 10% of all players. Level 100-200 isn't even much these days, fought against my first lvl 600 nerd a few days ago (he was shit).
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>>150384126
They don't, Playstation store displays shit earlier for some reason.
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>>150382663
>You can probably get it at the next summer olympics in 2017 or whatever

Blizzdrone exhibit A
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>>150372910
Fake, Australian's fucking despise Boondis
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>>150379940
>>150379146
fucking fagposter kill yourself
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