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Waited several months for new skins and all we're getting are crummy Olympic ones edition.

>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7 (embed)

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

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hana song
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more new skins maybe

sorry about the quality, ripped from a stream
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TRACER BEST GIRL
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I sure hope we get wrestling singlet Reinhardt.
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>tracer belly
muh dick
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where are my hacker-friends @?
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New skins fucking blow
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DAB
A
B
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>>150354807
I want to sniff tracers shorts
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Who's a good pro mcree I can watch?
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At what rank do I get the golden rank?

If I obtain it once can I still lose it?
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>>150354905
DELET THIS
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>>150354919
and Roadhog
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Tracer is cute! CUTE!
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>>150354807
>>150354905
>leotard widowmaker
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>>150354807
>Widowmaker legs
>Tracer midriff
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ONE
HUNDRED
AND
FIFTY
SHIELDS
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>>150354807
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>>150354628
Unrelated to overwatch but...

It's great that Russia got banned for Doping

So then, when are we going to ban every other country now?

Every single professional Athlete representing a country is on Drugs, no matter the country, every people who is even remotely knowledgeable regarding this topic already knows this
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>>150355008
Huh I never saw a version with his pants on
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>>150354807
What olympic skins are we getting for each character? Hanzo is quite obviously archery
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How do I get my stupid game to work? Bought it 3 days ago, and when I select EU region it gets stuck on "connecting to game server".

The other servers work fine but EU keeps cucking me. Blizzard support were useless as expected

pls I just want to play
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Mei is for...
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:3
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>>150354905
DAT TRACER
>>150354807
DAT MEI
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>>150354905
but fatties can't play ping pong
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>>150354905

>Reaper riding a bike

Nigga what
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>>150355126
solo ulting
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Who is upholding JUSTICE here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBGQVdqQyRw
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>tfw no qt healslut to slobber all over my BIG cock as a I tank away
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>>150354905
>that reinhardt

I'm tearing up. Bless Blizz.
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>>150354905

>Leotard wrestling Reinhardt

My body isnt ready
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>>150354905
MEI CONFIRMED NOT FAT

FATTIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>150354905
>everyone wearing something different
>pharah is exactly the same
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>>150354905
>Road and mcree seems nothing
I want to be proved wrong
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>>150355126
Being the best girl in Overwatch

Tracer and Widowmaker are shit tier compared to her
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>>150354905

What is Roadhog even meant to be?
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>>150355147
still posting this retarded bait

let's see who responds this time batman
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>>150355283
>healsluts are for tanks
yes yes
keep believing this
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>>150355283
I just tried the healslut game
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>>150355338
>>150354905

Maybe now people will stop drawing her as a tub of lard
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>>150355431
Diver
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>>150355431
some diving event probably
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>>150355408
It's because She has no arms and can't take off the suit
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>>150354905
>That winston

My heart
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>>150355543
Go away tumblr
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>>150354956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auS1nqVFl8s

DAB ON EM
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>>150355102
it's a recent reupload
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Guys, anyone playing on PS4?

I want to get into comp, but pub teams are garbage.
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>>150354807
I WANT TOUCH TRACER´S BELLY
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>>150354807
>>150354905
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>>150354905
>bastion
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>>150355665
a controller????
are you fucking me
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>>150354905
>Ping pong mei
I don't even like her but I might play her just for this
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>>150354905

>dad76 is a fucking golfer

>Totally Xtreme Reaper on his BMX bike

Nicely done Blizzard
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Reminder Roadhog is not a tank, but rather a defense hero that has 600 hp and a huge hitbox for some reason. He is the only hero in that category that cannot actively protect his team or mitigate damage; just having 600 hp and being fat means nothing.

Mei is more of a tank than he is.
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>>150355441

so far... you
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>76 is a golfer
Dad 76 confirmed
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>>150355779
ur such a dumpass
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>>150354807
I want to blow raspberries on Tracer's belly
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>>150355712
also
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>>150355470
how much are you salivating?
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>>150355779
roadhog is a meme hero, he's there to feed the enemy their ultimates
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>>150355016
I FUCKING KNOW
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>more skins with exposed armpits for the girls

Thanks Blizz
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>>150348351
I feel like spread accomplishes the same thing but is more flexible. Though, I'm really starting to think that damage reduction is necessary. Why does it need to be so high when the vast majority of burst damage in the game is 120? Most heroes only have an hp pool of 200 and 120 already deletes most of it. We're not even getting into sustained damage. Hell you could drop his damage to 50 and he could still 2 shot everyone with headshots. That's pretty harsh though, 60 with 120 crits would be best. Some are throwing around, "oh it's alright, it takes skill."

But doesn't using Widowmaker also take skill? She has that charge and scope (that she has to wait an animation for) to do more than 300. Doesn't landing consistent direct hits with Pharah take skill? It's not even hitscan.
Doesn't managing your spread and perfectly tracking your opponents with 76 take skill? He got penalized with more spread for it but somehow 140 spreadless no-scope hitscan headshots are fine. His own burst does, you guessed it, 120 and has a cooldown. Oh, and 76's automatic fire makes his DPS weaker to armor. McCree's burst does not have to deal with armor in any substantial way. Genji's dragon blade needs another ultimate to do more than 120 per swing on everyone.

So why does McCree get more for risking less? There are some posts I've seen with people insisting you should just headshot Tracer instead of using his right click as if that weren't a sign of a huge problem with his kit and design.

Right now it's the best cost-benefit burst damage in the entire game. And when you reach the top levels of play, where everyone can aim pretty well, that's all that matters. And didn't that warrant the Widowmaker nerf? That it became the Widowmaker game at high MMR? That's right, the problem was how stale the meta got at the highest levels of play. Not new players or bads in general. So why doesn't he have 60/120?

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>>150348351
>>150346820
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I'm trying to make a playlist that really helps me get into the mindset of Reaper when I play him. Can anybody reccomend me some more songs. I've got the core of waking me up and cutting my life into pieces, but it needs to grow. I need to feel the edge to be one with the edge.
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>>150354905
Pharah as ... default pharah?
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>>150354905

>Blizzard lets some girl streamer announce it
>Can't even take a single decent shot of them
>Blurry and overexposed as fuck

Fucking hell
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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THERE IS /STILL/ NO OFFICIAL ART IN WHICH PHARAHS ARMS ARE SHOWN WITHOUT HER POWER SUIT

EVERY OTHER HERO IN THE GAME IS SHOWN AT SOME POINT WITHOUT THEIR ARMOR/WEAPONS, UNLESS THEY ARE AN AMPUTEE
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>>150355779
Fuck you Roadhog is a great on attack as a SECONDARY tank he can only solo tank on defense though


>>150355913
>He doesn't end up having more then 12k+ damage a game as roadhog
How
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>>150355779
>roadhog can survive a tracer ult
>mei can't
outplayed, son
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>>150355960
But none for my waifu Pharah ;_;
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>>150355732
Some people only have access to consoles, or computers cobbled together from 8 year old parts.
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>>150356094
Mei can just popsicle to survive it, m8
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>>150354905
>Bastion
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>>150354807
>Tracer's armpit
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any reason why you aren't playing the best support tag team in the game /owg/?
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>>150356026
Default Pharah with a basketball
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>>150356120
Pharah worst waifu

Tracer will live forever
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>>150354905
What sport is he even playing?
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>>150354905
who's on the road bike?
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>>150356048

I need to try Roadhog on Attack more often.
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>>150356286
He's on the diving team.
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>>150356286
diving
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>>150356286
Swimming. Can't you see he's doing a bellyflop?
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>>150356286
Plowing his dick in my ass at high velocity
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>>150356286
Diving.
I believe its a pigs flying pun
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>>150354905
>tfw can't see any Mercy ones

What the fuck Blizzard

Why the fuck don't you announce them properly, you jews
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>>150356159
>Mei popsicles
>she's about to get out of her popsicle
>tracer throws bomb on her
>dies

>Roadhog is walking along
>gets tracer bomb'd
>survives
>inhales his health gas
>potentially kills tracer
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>>150356295
D va and reaper on the bmx.

>>150356308
He's great him and Rein alone are 1100 hp on the turret with insane close to mid range damage on top of hook charge combos.
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>>150356223
Because that isn't Zen/Lucio
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>>150356295
Who is le edgy man is the answer.
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>>150354807
>that zarya skin

pls be real
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We finally get a normal hair Zarya skin.

Good bless mother Russia.
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>>150356258
>tracer
absolutely garbage
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>>150356412
>Mercycucks once again fucked over

bless blizz
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>>150356437

kek at the tattoo on widowmaker "French"
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>>150354905

>all performing some sort of sport or athletics

THE SKINS ARE COMING DURING THE OLYMPICS

REPEAT

THE SKINS ARE COMING DURING THE OLYMPICS
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>>150356026
>>150356120
She gets hers during the special olympics
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>>150356545
Whoah, how did you figure that out???

People are saying they're out tomorrow. I think they'll be out the day of the opening ceremony
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>>150354905
>tfw managed to get 1000 credits again today since I bought a skin the other day
>tfw bought shrike
>tfw only have 960 left

Kill me.
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>>150356412
It looks like she has a badminton skin.
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>>150356549
100% savage
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>>150356412
she's either playing tennis, badminton or lacrosse.
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>>150356223
But I am
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>>150356120
how come this has never been shooped with a positive pregnancy test in her hand?
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>>150355428
kek, just look at her belly and thighs
>>150354807

TRACER BEST GIRL
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>>150354807
>Tracer skin with exposed armpits, belly and thighs
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I miss playing Overwatch but I like the skins
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>>150356603
Just buy more lootboxes :^)
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>>150356549
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>Zarya with regular hair
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>>150356412
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I'm level 20 preparing myself for my up coming ranked matches. I've tried most heroes and found I'm best with Rein, junkrat and mercy. I don't usually get play of the game with those characters but we usually win with ease. What advice would you give to someone jumping into ranked with these characters?
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>>150356538
>not liking Mercy

She's the cutest and best girl in the game.
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>>150355983
Thats fair, I only ever left click tracer, 99% of the time I left click, right click even now is just too situational.

I'm trying to boost a friend and I'm playing Mcree just walking around destroying people, boosting would have been done already if he just supported me but noooooooo.
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>>150354807
>7-1
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>>150354912
>>150355016
>>150355674
>>150355942
>>150356258
>>150356691
>>150356692
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>>150356679
Maybe you should go to Microsoft paint and make it happen!
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>>150356785
Don't play Mercy or Junkrat.
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>>150355092
It'll probably be better for Russia in the long run. Their athletes will have time to train for the 2020 games and they won't run the risk of contracting Zika or having to fight with Lucio for all the gold medals.
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>>150356603
I've got 4000 shekels saved up and I'm gonna be bretty mad if these olympic skins are all we're getting.

Boring shit.
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>>150356468
Go play your healslut game
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>>150356778
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>>150356785
Use your mic. Make sure to tell faggots who won't cover all the necessities of team composition that they don't get heals/shields.
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Finally Tracer will be the #1 waifu as it was supposed to be.
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I made this post earlier but I had to go back to work before all the (you)'s (assuming any) plus I forgot a few

I wish they'd make DC themed skins. I'd even go as far as to pay real money for them

>Tracer: The Flash
>Mei: Mr. Freeze/Captain Cold
>Pharah: Wonder woman/Supergirl/Power Girl (basically any flying girl)
>Ana/Widowmaker: Deadshot
>Lucio: Pied Piper
>Roadhog: Killer Croc
>Mercy: Hawkgirl
>Winston: Gorilla Grodd
>Reaper: Batman
>D. Va: Lex Luthor (in his super suit)
>Genji: Katana or Deathstroke
>Hanzo: Green Arrow
>Torbjorn: Green Lantern?
>Bastion: Braniac
>Soldier 76: Cyborg
>Symmetra: I Still don't fucking know
>Zenyatta: Martian Manhunter
>McCree: Jonah Hex
>Reinhardt: Doomsday
>Zarya: KGBeast

I feel like I'm missing one
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>>150356847
>Lucio still hears the horror stories passed on to this day about the beating his country received.
How would you feel?
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How much damage does Reinhardts E do and Which characters can it kill in one shot (or close to it)?
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>>150356778
>>150356625
Thank fuck Anons
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What's considered a good competitive rank?
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OFFICIAL WAIFU POWER RANKING
>1. Pharah
>2. D.Va
>3. Mercy
>4. Zarya
>5. Mei
>6. Widowmaker
>7. Tracer
>8. Symmetra
>9. Ana

OFFICIAL HUSBANDO RANKING
>1. Reinhardt
>2. Lucio
>3. Junkrat
>4. McCree
>5. Solider 76
>6. Roadhog
>7. Genji
>8. Winston
>9. Zenyatta
>10. Hanzo
>11. Reaper
>12. Torbjörn
>13. Bastion
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>>150356868
>brozil
>winning literally any gold medals ever
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what is best mercy skin?
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>>150356847
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>>150354905
I don't even like playing reaper but
EXTREMEEEE
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>>150356996
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>>150357010
Hammer 75
Flame strike 120
Charge 150 on impact 200 on pin
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>>150354905
>roadhog - diving
>76 - golf
>reaper - biking
>pharah - basketball
>bastion - boxing
>torbjorn - water polo?
>widowmaker - aerobics
>genji - fencing probably
>lucio - soccer
>mccree - dressage? is that what it's called?
>d.va - also biking, probably some difference between whatever she and reaper are doing
>hanzo - archery
>i can't tell who that is. ana?
>mei - table tennis
>reinhardt - wrestling
>junkrat - tennis
>mercy - badminton?
>tracer - track
>zarya - weightlifting
>winston - no clue
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>>150354905
MEI CONFIRMED FOR NOT FAT

GET FUCKING REKT LARDLORDS

FAT MEI = NON CANON

MEI IS FIT AND THIS IMAGE PROVES IT

WHEN SHE GETS HER OLYMPIC SKIN SHE WILL NOT BE FAT AND YOU CAN PLAY THE CANON REDUCED FAT MEI IN ALL HER GLORY

C O N F I R M E D

>POST YFW FATTIES GOT BTFO
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MUH DICK FOR TRACER SKINS
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>>150355408
Pharah knows no life outside of battle, that armour is the only outfit she belongs in.
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Who here /HoardedGold/

Gonna buy them sexy skins.
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>>150357042

Waifu is almost right

>1. Pharah
>2. D.Va
>3. Mercy
>4. Mei
>5. Windowmaker
>6. Zarya
>7. Tracer
>8. Symmetra
>9. Ana
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>>150357070
1) Cobalt
2) Devil
3) Valkyrie/Imp
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>Tracer will never sit on your face and fart.
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>>150357178
>>mccree - dressage? is that what it's called?
Equestrian
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>>150357217
Hit 4k today my dude

Can't wait
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>>150357217
I have 3k shekels and just prestiged so hopefully they come out tomorrow
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>>150357042
oh okay then
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>>150357042
I disagree with this list almost 100% of the way
except ana
she deserves to be last

>not having a qt robot husbando
kill yourself, my man.
>>
>symmetra is in the special olympics and that's why she isn't on the sheet
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>>150357113
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>>150356603
>>150356897
>mfw i have 6800 overcoins at level 157
>mfw i haven't bought ANYTHING
>mfw i kinda hope those are the only skins since the only one i'm really interested in is zarya's so i can buy a bunch of other skins i've been wanting

NEW SKINS WHEN BLIZZARD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>150356418
>Not unloading clip into roadhog while he's stuck with tracers bomb
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>>150356778
She may be shit but if thats the skin
Man my dick. We have to make mercy great again
>>
i want to build a pc that lets me play overwatch on high settings

help me
>>
LF someone to play with. Just looking to practice.

Sunreal0#1973
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>>150356989
>Tracer
>best

Best boy maybe.
>>
>>150357042
OFFICIAL WAIFU POWER RANKING
>1. Tracer
>2. D.Va
>3. Mercy
>4. Pharah
>5. Mei
>6. Widowmaker
>7. Zarya
>8. Symmetra
>9. Ana

OFFICIAL HUSBANDO RANKING
>1. McCree
>2. Reinhardt
>3. Zenyatta
>4. Lucio
>5. Solider 76
>6. Junkrat
>7. Genji
>8. Winston
>9. Roadhog
>10. Reaper
>11. Torbjörn
>12. Bastion

POWER GAP

>999999999999999999999999999999999999999. Hanzo
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>>150357237
>>150357042
Actually the official waifu ranking got corrected just now:

>1. Pharah
>2. D.Va
>3. Mercy
>4. Zarya
>5. Widowmaker
>6. Tracer
>7. Symmetra
>8. Mei
>9. Ana
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Ay ay ay, when do the new skins come out?
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>>150357179
>MEI CONFIRMED FOR NOT FAT
I thought that was her appeal. Her face kind of confirmed she wasn't fat

i always assumed she was like pic related. Thick and genetically designed for breeding.
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>>150357415
Ah, of course. let me change that
>definitely kills tracer
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>>150357053
Considering the number of top athletes either banned or outright staying at home due to Zika they'll have a fighting chance this year
>>
>>150357438

logicalincrements.com
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>>150357380
shes right there on the top right jumping you fucking idiot
>>150354905
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>>150357438
http://www.logicalincrements.com/games/overwatch
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>>150356989
TracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracerTracer
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>>150357179
>poor plebs will have to use bulky coat mei
>The patricians will be playing delicious mei with exposed legs

How can they even compete?
>>
>>150354905
Why hasn't she uploaded an image of the stickers yet?
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>>150357179
>yfw all the slim girls cosplay her and make the fatties cry.
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>>150357425
>may be shit

Nigga wut. She's best waifu. I also use her to dick about in QP and get kills with her pistol
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>>150357647
oh god give me sauce

pls be on instagram
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>>150357380
are you retarded?
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>wait for ages to finally get a good skin for my favorite hero and waifu Tracer
>save up 6k coins even
>its all shit

I should've known since its Blizzard but man I just had a little bit of hope that they would maybe surprise me
>>
I swear this place gets gayer by the thread.
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>>150357179
fat mei is so ingrained in the tumblr fandom that no amount of canon will change their minds
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>>150357505
Olympics begin on the 5th. My bet is skins tomorrow or the 9th.
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>>150354905
>winston not on basketball
missed opportunity
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>>150357471
I would fuck that boy.

And wear his clothes.
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>>150357179

we must go THICCer
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>>150357749
>going on 4chan and not expecting gay
lmao fag

I bet you think traps are gay too
>>
>>150357217
>3k~ gold saved up
>Hate the whole Olympic skin concept

Whelp, guess I'll just have more shekels to buy the skins that come out 6 months from now ;__;
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>>150357749
>gay
>waifuposting at full force

So, when did you realise you were a fag?

>>150357790
See pic
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>>150357601
>>150357738
woops thought that was widowmaker wearing tights
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>>150357482
TRACER BEST GIRL
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Are you ready for the annonmoose takeover?
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Tracer is babby's first waifu and Mei is the cutest
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>>150357749
I can ramp it up if you want
>>
>>150357968
What forum is that?
>>
WEIGHTLIFTING ZARYA FAN ART

WHERE IS IT
>>
I can't believe they finally banned taimou
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>>150357760
but he is, you fucking retard
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>>150357179
>all the slim girls start cosplaying as blue shirt Mei
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>>150357749
>a media form with lots of hot males attracts gays
wew
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>>150355904

a fucking lot, also i find out my cum tastes awful
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>>150358005
Both are shit tier compared to the best waifu
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>>150358079
pharah's basketball

i think winston is shot put
>>
>>150358048
Nigga you better have a source for that
>>
>>150358079
except he isn't you fucking retard
pharah is basketball
winston is probably volleyball
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>>150358005
>babby's first waifu

anon... you get one and only one. you don't switch and get new waifus you fucking scum of the earth
>>
>>150358031
Some cheating forum where people are crying about bans.

http://imgur.com/a/dXJB9
>>
Buffing Zenyatta's Discord Orb was a huge mistake, the meta literally revolves around him, it's not fun anymore
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Which is the best Highlight Intro for Hanzo?

Also, which purple skin do I get for McCree?

I only have 300 gold
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how did your last WHOLE HOG go for you /owg/?
>>
>>150358225
>>150358198
all the white stuff below him looks like water,
swimming maybe?
>>
>>150358031
ownedcore (used to be called mmowned)
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>>150358145

>mercy about to get raped 2

>2

post more
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>>150356603
>tfw just spent my 1000 on Sharkbait
>have like 500 left
>>
YOU GUYS ARE MISSING THE POINT

IS THAT A NEW MAP/MODE?
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>>150358367
he helped me get to level 67
>>
>>150358079
It's volleyball you fucking twit
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>>150358415

it's rocket league DLC
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reminder
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>>150358156
Go and put a dildo in your mouth
>>150358005
How many cinematics are starred by Mei?
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>>150358367
Pretty fucking terrible
I should play Roadhog more
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>>150358392
maybe he's the 100m swim
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>>150358415
>mfw sports themed gametypes
>>
>People in this thread limiting themselves to one waifu
What's the point of imaginary pussy if you don't get at least 3 waifus?
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>>150358415
Well they did say they were working on some new maps alongside new skins in their last behind the scenes video.
>>
>>150358415
new map
olympic village or some shit
>>
>>150358305
>Proud Jewish LGBT Support
>Elite Member
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So what the fuck is Widow going to wear
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>>150357795
i got you, family.
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http://imgur.com/a/ZzSGi

STUPID DUMB CHEATING SCUM
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>McCree counters Genji
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>>150358415
>it's rio
>something something zika something something environment falling apart something something lucio kills a jaguar
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>>150358486
What's your point
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>>150358539
>3 waifus

You're doing it wrong.
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>>150358486
>le epic healslut meme xD

Your waifu is a prepubescent boy.
>>
Soccer mode for new gamemode when?
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>>150358510
You stole my meme :(
>>
>>150358594
Buy CoreCoins, goyim :^)
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>>150358470
HOLY SHIT we got our very own anon leaker
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>>150358539
>>
>>150358415
>It's a soccer field where you're team shoots the ball to try and score
>Like the basket balls in spawn
>>
>>150358696
and I'm gonna steal that one too and you cannot stop me
>>
>>150358539
I have my waifu, but I fap to the other girls.
>>
>>150358470
This better not be true. I just bought 3k in skins. I can't believe I've done this.
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>Sports skins
This is what I have been saving my shekels for? Just give me my edgelord Tracer.
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>>150354905
I'm worried
is Roadhog wearing normal pants and shoes? not even something short for swimming? and McCree is literally unchanged
>>
>>150354905
who is the guy in blue next to hanzo? zenyatta?
>>
>>150358828
I spent $30 today on jewt boxes even knowing that
>>
HARAMBE AMIRITE GUYS?
>>
>>150357868
yeah no shit. The whole thing just feels like an advertising deal.

I'd rather they put some originality in that shit
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>>150358539
No one will ever be able to rival the one and only waifu.
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>>150358840
>edgelord tracer
>not Blackwatch McCree
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>>150358862
Shooting is an olympic sport
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>>150357208
Those born on the battlefield may never leave it
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>>150358539
Imaginary?
>>150358665
>time slut
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>>150358890
Why would you spend money on boxes? You get shit all in them anyway. I'd prefer it if they gave me the option of just buying in-game cash.
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>>150358960
I'm fine with that as well, just not sports skins.
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>when the widowmaker on your team blames the changed projectile hitboxes for their poor performance
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Why are there so many Tracerfags?

She literally looks like a boy and sounds like ear rape.

I legit don't get it.
>>
Just played a match with tracer. Didn't even need to push the cart. Zipped around killing Widow, Bastion, Zarya, McCree, and Trob. I didn't know she could be this fun. The only one that was killing me was Roadhog but only because of his one-two shotting. Never once hooked me.
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>>150358367
>coinflip defense road66
>all of our team dies
>hook genji in his ult and kill him
>he yells in the chat 'how is this fair?! you got lucky!'
>pop whole hog (its overtime already)
>push them far away from the payload and win thanks to overtime fix

I'm amazed.
>>
>>150358305
>http://imgur.com/a/dXJB9
These people actually exist?
>>
>>150357401
Just buy Voice Lines and Sprays. That way you'll get a constant stream of coins.
>>
I want to poke Tracer's bellybutton.
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>>150359137
her accent is DIRT SEXY
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>>150359137
Fucking this.
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>>150358885
Ana
>>
Why do people insist on playing Defense heroes? They're almost all insufferably terrible at their job, which at one point was "lock down a room"

>Mei gains icicle as primary fire
>new alt fire lays down a small Blizzard on the ground (175 ammo cost)
>new new ult turns her primary fire into a massively buffed version of her old primary fire, much longer range, width, and lower time-to-freeze
>>
>>150359137
see
>>150355428

People have shit taste
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>>150359058
I need to look cool man ;~:
>>
>>150359167
Overtime fix is literally the best thing that ever happened to this game.
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>team that wins the round says "gr"
blocked and reported, faggot
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>>150359137
What kind of dildo you have?
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>>150359137
At least she is not fat. Nothing worse than Mei fags.
>>
>>150358539
literally me
>these plebs arent living full harem
lol
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>>150357521
>Her face kind of confirmed she wasn't fat

Delusional faggots who know nothing about the human body think she's some kinda land whale. It's possible for her to be just a little chubby, since she comes from the mountains, but not obese like many people portray her. For the most part, her coat is designed to be VERY thick and heavy for a reason. I mean for fucks sake, she works around sub-zero temperatures, her weapon shoots liquid nitrogen if not something much colder. Not to mention it's probably armored as well since everyone and their mothers have a proper GUN in Overwatch. Think about it: Mei has 250HP, while someone like Tracer who has an abysmal amount of protection (even if it's the most high-tech skin-tight suit in the world) comes with a measly 150HP. It's safe to say that an ordinary human being with no protection would have around 100HP, maybe 125 tops. But Mei has Mr. Freeze levels of cool, cause it would take something ridiculously strong to freeze someone completely solid in a matter of seconds upon contact.

>tfw fatties can't into logic because their fat cells create an imbalance in their brain by reducing the flow of important chemicals which makes it harder to function

>>150357643
>>150357647
>>150358103
Fatties can't win, they all may as well be on suicide watch. It's a shame they're cursed with such inferior tastes.

>>150357757
Doesn't matter, when this skin comes out we'll get to see their delicious tears.

>>150359371
Amen to that, brother.
>>
>>150359276
To be fair Junkrat is almost good.
>>
>>150358539
>having more than 1 waifu

Ruined laifu.
>>
>>150359342
dumb frogposter
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>Zarya skin with blonde hair
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>>150358927
>if there is even a hint of winston being played in any game someone has to scream "RIP HARAMBE THIS IS FOR HARAMBE HAHA"
>>
>>150359324
Amen.
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>>150359371
This desu, I don't know how anyone could like that abomination.

>ugly
>glasses
>shit voice
>tree trunk legs
>>
>>150359369
>>150359435
>posting these disgusting images

Your waifu is a transexual whore.
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>>150359371
D.va can have a beautiful body but is ugly inside and her soul is rotten
>>
>>150359258
Nobody talks like that. She's hammy and retarded, and her voice is annoyingly juvenile.

You're probably a pedophile, gay or both.
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>>150359137
It's a scout with a wig, breasts, and a manic pixie dream girl complex; she naturally appeals to shut-ins.
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>>150359137
She's different and spunky.
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>>150358367

>pin a few guys into a wall with the WHOLE HOG

Feels great!
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>>150359431

At best he's a situational Pharah. And yeah, he is objectively the best Defense hero in the game at present, which is just pitiful.
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>>150359371
replying to show support to anti mei
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Apparently Blizzard does hardware bans

>The process outlined in the image at the bottom of the post is particularly interesting. This person was banned on the first day. As an attempt to then play Overwatch legitimately, they: re-bought the game; deleted Overwatch and its launcher; and changed hard drive IDs/MAC address/BiosDate, and bought a VPN. Each and every time, Blizzard's banning technology caught them.

>mfw cheatcucks on suicide watch
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Tracer would be BETTER if she was a boy. But she's not, so she's shit. I'll reconsider my opinion if we ever find out she's got a dick.
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>>150359418
I'm not sure if these will be the actual skins desu. If she's not in a bulky outfit it could cause a bunch of retarded hitbox discrepancies.
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>>150358305
OC is still a thing? Shit they made me WoW rich. Good times.
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>>150359665
sate yourself with this http://archiveofourown.org/series/517657
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I miss the catboy
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>>150359369
>half the thread calls Tracer literal ear rape
>no tits, no ass
>face of a young boy
>'Y-You l-l-like M-Mercy!!!!'

I mean, I'm not even trying here. You guys make yourselves more pathetic with every post.
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>>150359656
how can they detect it?
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Mercy!

>>>/aco/747235
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>hanzo

God fuck, these arrows are so slow, headshotting is basically fucking luck, mid range character, supposed to be a sniper but with no zoom, slow projectiles and high arc, extremely slow rate of fire and defenseless at point blank range and he has no mobility

what the fuck
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>>150359729
She's got a deceptively large bust. So probably not.
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>>150359418
Pretty sure those aren't all skins that are going to be put into the game. A lot of the designs are really basic and lackluster.
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>>150359807
the what?
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>>150359435
is that a man?
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>>150359850
Hanzo is trash like most of defense heroes in this game.
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>SFM Porn music video of Overwatch
>it's Lady Gaga
Jesus christ, I had no idea my dick could feel this way
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>>150359807
is he dead? I hope
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>>150354905
>BMX reaper
Totally x-treme dudes
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>>150359863
Whoops for >>150359665
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>>150359729
there's already hitbox and model discrepancies even with the current ones anyway.
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>>150359838
DELETE THIS
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>>150359850
>hitscan babbies
on the other hand, at least you're not pretending you're good at hanzo and shitting up games for everyone else on your team. So good on you for that
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>>150359929
No
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>>150359817
>No ass
Man her ASS was LITERALLY nerfed 'cause it was too perfect for this world
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>>150360074
I'm not convinced.

Do you like young boys?
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>>150359641
I'm wondering if all it would take is adjusting his concussion mine jump so that if you do it at certain angles you'll launch yourself very far on the X axis/horizontal plane. Because it mostly has a lot of vertical power. That's part of what makes Demoman the best class in his game.
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>>150360138
She has no ass. Before or after.
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>>150360139
Quit getting mad the thread is more Tracer than Mercy.
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>>150360138
>wearing spandex
>bending over
>STILL NO ASS

lmao. Ana has a bigger ass and she's like, a million years old. I'm 99% sure she's a dude. Or at least a shemale.

The state of tracerfags
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>>150360138
NO
A
S
S
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>>150359914
( > / / / < )
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>>150360074
>touched up to hell

That honestly looks more like a guy in a drag costume now.

>>150360138
>that
>ass

I guess you've always been a fag huh? If you want ass, look at Widowmaker, Mercy, Symmetra.
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>>150359980
It would be worse. I just hope people using a skimpy Mei skin realize why it looks like their killer was hitting thin air in the killcams.
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>>150359656
i doubt it
blizzard probably still wants their money
and they probably don't want to annoy future customers that bought a used computer that was previously created on
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>>150360235
You didn't answer my question.
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>low health
>go find a health pack
>wander around for 30+ seconds because I don't know where they all are
>wasting all this time
not knowing maps is fucking suffering.

>you'll learn them as you play anon!
14 hours of play time and I still don't know shit about any of the maps ; ;
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these fucking waifu wars have to stop. no one gives a shit
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>>150360235
Not him, but this is just hilarious. Just because everyone hates your waifu, you're gonna try and hate others?
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>>150360261
That's an insult to dudes everywhere desu. Even most men have more ass than that.
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>>150360194

One of the "core concepts" of Defense heroes is that they're all slow as fucking molasses on a winter day, so I'm thinking that's not gonna be one of their options. Also that's a powercreep option which is a problem for future heroes. Torbjorn and Junkrat are almost playable, so I want Blizzard to start there. Mei and Hanzo almost certainly need a complete reworking of their kit. Bastion needs significant changes, as does Widowmemer.
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>>150360138
I need this emote
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>His default look covers less than any of his skins
why is this allowed?
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>>150360138
>lmao

you put genji in that emote and he'd have twice the ass. you'd probably like that too, even

ahahahah
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>>150358361
On the Range is McCree's best skin.
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>>150360465
Jokes on you, my waifu is Pharah
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>>150357179
You need to calm down dude.
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>>150360261
>>150360286
>>150360331
THICC DAT ASS < perfect fit glutes
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>post yfw no swimsuit skins

FUCK YOU BLIZZARD YOU FUCKING JEWS

I WOULD HAVE PAID PHYSICAL REAL MONEY TO SEE THEM LIKE THIS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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calm down guys
tracer is actually just irish
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>>150360439
That's because you're a fucking donkey that moves without thinking

Go into a custom game and explore maps as Lucio or Genji
or even combo it into that McCree Aim Training method, except set health to 300% so you can take damage without dying immediately
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>>150360672
Is that a spooky skeleton
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>>150360591
Your waifu a best
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>>150360725
Roadhog is in a swimsuit though
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>>150360483
I'd rather they do a complete re-work of Symmetra right now.

She's easily the most boring character to play. Her shields move is a set and forget, her turrets are set and forget, and her fucking Ultimate is also a set and forget. To top it off, she's only really viable on 1st caps.
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>>150360663
Someone's really angry at being denied good Mei porn, I guess.
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>>150360725
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>>150360725
Blizzard doesn't have the balls.
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>>150360672
>tracer
>anywhere near that

lmao. Tracer is stick thin. Her ass doesn't stick out at all even when she bends over. how fucking delusional are you? your waifu is ear cancer and looks like a man, deal with, closeted pedophile fag.
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>>150360725
the things i would do to be zaryas hair in that pic
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>>150360672
That actually looks fucking disgusting.
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>>150360864
>run at squishy
>???
>profit
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>>150360672
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>>150360848
>gay tumblr art

stop this shit, jesus
the cringe
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>>150360672
That's not attractive.
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>>150360864

She's in an infinitely better position than every Defense hero, I'm sad to say. At least Symmetra is boring-but-useful. Defense heroes aren't even worth picking. On Defense.
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>>150360725
If they ever do them expect a lot of one pieces and short/skirt bottoms.
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>>150360483
Widowmaker seems like they just need to adjust the numbers a little more. Maybe speed up the scope animation. She went from meta defining to very situational in one patch for instance.

Torbjorn I can think of a few changes. Some more complicated than others. One thing could be allowing his turret to go level 3 when he molten cores even if it's level 1, and then it goes back down to level 2 once it's over even if it was level 1 at the start. This means if you're getting stomped pretty hard you can ult to allow forgo having to set up your defenses and getting your shit pushed in before you can have a level 2.
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>>150360834
>>150360958
>>150361020
I cant wait for aids to purge fags from the face of the earth
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>>150360864
>only really viable in first caps

So you've played a hero for less than an hour and think you know shit? kek

Symmetra is pure cancer on Anubis second cap and Volskaya second cap, good in others too.

Learn how to play a hero before talking shit.
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>>150360725
>Jews, SJWs and the LGBT community are stopping us from having what we want

Don't worry, friend. Someday when they all learn the concept of neoliberalism, and realize that the only reason anyone's tolerating them is because they're nothing more than a free opportunity to make some money, they'll all off themselves in an instant.
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>tfw unloading on mei walls and shields to inflate my damage stats so I gain more / lose less rank
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>>150361192
How are the low 40s treating you?
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Dear Blizzard,

I love your game, Overwatch! It's really fun to play! But I do have one suggestion. The game would be even more fun to play if you could do the following:

Delete Mei please.<3 No one should be allowed to act so smug while keeping other players from having fun. Removing her would increase overall fun by 90%.
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>>150360446
>>150360725
Hetfags are fucking hyper hormonal brainless cancer.
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>>150361128
Oh and D.Va will be in a wetsuit, which would actually be clever but it'd probably piss everyone off.
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i quit from this waifu war i need to sleep

cheers luvs
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>>150360725
It's a T rated game, friend
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>>150360864
Symmetra alongside junkrat and torn are playable.

Symmetra and junk are probably okay as far as defense heroes go.

a well place teleport can give you so many ez wins,its insane.
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>>150361162
kys faggot

your waifu a shit
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>>150361129
There's nothing wrong with Widow. A good Widow still clears entire teams by herself.

The fact that the hero attracts retards who can't aim and position properly doesn't mean it needs changes.
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>>150361356
>implying shota vs barafags is any better
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>>150361376
WoW is T rated and blood elfs run around in literal thongs
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Why do people say that Hanzo is bad? I am rank 67, which I think is pretty good, and I play Hanzo often. I know higher ranks who do as well. His ultimate charges fast and is very useful. He has good wall hacks and his E ability is strong. The number 1 player in the world plays Hanzo and Genji
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>>150361292
I'm 67 since yesterday, so you tell me. Keep playing your OP heroes though, eventually you'll stop getting bad teams, right? ;^)
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>>150361376
>implying there's anything wrong with women in swimsuits

That's real clothing that real women wear to the beach and on holiday though. Besides, all movies these days contain much worse than some bikini's.
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>>150361201
Fuck off to DoA if you're this desperate for porn skins. Fucking throwing a tantrum over something so stupid, jesus christ.
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>>150361464
There aren't any shota heroes
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>>150361129

The biggest change for Torby I could think of is "turret retains its arming time, but starts at full health." He's really close to being good. Also maybe a slight increase in hammer range so he can whack his turret from cover/below it a little easier.

>Bastion
-Converts most of his health pool into Armor while in turret mode over time
-Loses his converted Armor while in recon mode over less time (50% faster decay)

>Hanzo
-???
-???
-"Cuntsman was a mistake" ~ Valve

>Junkrat
-Trap is slightly larger
-Concussion Mine deals slightly more damage
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>>150361574
Spotted the faggot.
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>>150361525
McCree outclasses him and if you want the extra range a good Widowmaker is considered better overall.
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>>150361547
'Ey bub you better cool it with that cheeky smilicon business. I'll have you know I'm a level 80 genji main, I pound energy drinks while watching and learning from Seagull the second I get home from work and when I finally feel like I got the juices flowing I'll hop on Overwatch and squish Symmetra blowhards like you like a bug. You got me pal?
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>>150361464
Shota hero when?

Even if just to get delicious /ss/ porn.
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>>150361652
That doesn't mean homos don't argue and play armchair psychologist on other boards and threads over it.
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>>150361558
yes however intentionally adding swimsuit skins into a game is blatant fanservice
not to mention the only reason you want it is to unzip your dick to
the playerbase is nowhere near mature enough to handle it
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>>150361679
>if i'm not jerking it to tits every waking hour of my life or making sure every single person on the planet knows i'm not gay it means i'm a faggot
And I thought girls were the attention whores.
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>>150361262
D-does this really work...?
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>>150361341
What's the best/fun way to piss of Mei players without switching to Mei myself? I need to start giving them some of their own medicine. I really don't like the idea of someone else having fun by keeping others from having fun. CC is the last thing an FPS needs. FPS means fast gameplay. How does slowing movement make things more fun for everyone? Answer: It doesn't.
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>>150361857
You can only complain about it when it occurs here.
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>>150361863
Have you ever played a Blizzard game before?

Blizzard loves fanservice. This new batch of skins is a perfect example. They're just using a good excuse of themed/event skins so assmad sjws can't call them out on it.

Blizzard knows exactly where the money is.
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>>150361574
>disagree about the skins
>huur duur tantrum
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>>150354905
WRESTLING REINHARDT

HOLY FUGGG
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>>150361676
>>Junkrat
>-Trap is slightly larger
>-Concussion Mine deals slightly more damage
No thanks. Rat is fine as is. He sees professional play already, which means viable enough to not need changes imo.
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>>150362046
if that is a skin, I wonder how his charge will work without the booster
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>>150362028
There's a huge difference between athletic wear and straight up bikinis, my man
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>>150361902
>and here I thought girls were the attention whores

so you're basically confirming you're underage and a faggot, right?

>>150361926
McCree. Stun-instant kill if she gets close, snipe her from long range. She can't do anything to you unless you miss your stun and she freezes you or something.
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>>150361926
Nobody? You guys are all fine with Mei being way too smug for her own good?
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>>150361950
Just responding to a blanket statement with another blanket statement m8.
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Found this post from May.
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>>150362187
Is there? Pretty sure I saw Pharah wearing a one-piece there.

They're form-fitting and show skin. The only difference is, one will get tumblrs and SJWs made as fuck, the other will get praised both by thirsty faggots and casuals alike.
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The first thing I thought of after seeing these new overwatch skins is how weird and out of place they'll look in vodka industries
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>>150361863
>yes however intentionally adding swimsuit skins into a game is blatant fanservice
They actually can do it without being over the top about it, they'd just have to play it smart, depending on what they'd want to do.

Characters like Symmetra and Widowmaker you can just put in one pieces because we can already see their asses. Put Tracer is a life jacket, have Mercy wearing one of those lifeguard floating things so it conveniently covers her ass, those sort of things. Of course skin is going to be seen no matter what.

The real issue is how are they going to make a good variety for the men, who are basically going to be stuck with trunks, thongs or an old fashioned swimsuit from the 20s.
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>>150362281

Mei is utter garbage and you're a giga-shitter if you think she needs to be removed or that you need to "punish" Mei players.

The answer you're looking for is Zarya you incredibly petty individual. Counter "cancer" with actual cancer.
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>>150362206
>McCree. Stun-instant kill if she gets close, snipe her from long range. She can't do anything to you unless you miss your stun and she freezes you or something.
hm...haven't played him yet. was hoping for a waifu hero to counter mei.
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>>150361574
>tantrum
>getting this triggered over simple facts and ideology

Excuse me sir, but did I look like I was throwing a tantrum in my previous post? Certainly not. I'm sorry that you're so uneducated and delusional from spending years upon years in your little hugbox, that you're severely uneducated on how the world works today. But by all means, continue projecting and spouting nonsense in order to validate your pathetic existence on an anonymous image board. Or, consider doing something productive for once, I honestly don't care.
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>>150362346
...But those things did/do make them overpowered. Nerfing other parts of the kit works without making people feel like the character's been gutted.

McCree was fine before he was rebuffed, now he's cancer incarnate again. People will bitch regardless.
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>>150362394
Well that's already a thing with Zarya's Alt Skins and Mei when travelling to Anubis
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>>150362285
dont sink to their level
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>>150354807
>>150354905
I feel like it's worth pointing out that we don't actually know if these are going to be skins or not. Most of them don't make any sense from a gameplay perspective and some characters (McCree and Pharah) don't really have any changes.

I kind of wonder if this is just promotional swag and not actually indicative of ingame skins.
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>>150362431
Mei doesn't even belong in Overwatch. She belongs in some garbage moe anime. She'd be better of at Greenpeace, or some other environmentalist group, not an organization for actual heroes. She's not even fit.
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>>150362445
Widowmaker then, if you can aim. Charged headshots instakill the fat slut. And she'll never be in ranged to freeze you.
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>>150361781
You mean shota SKINS when?
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>>150362703
That's kind of the point of the character, anon.

Ana isn't fit, either. Roadhog is the opposite of fit.
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>>150362715
>Widowmaker
good answer.
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>>150361781
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>>150362664
I'm guessing the Lucio, Tracer and Zarya skins are actually real. Everything else is too simplistic to warrant a new skin or, like you said, wouldn't work in the game.
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>>150362826
Is that a itty bitty McCree? I might die right now. Holy fuck.
>>
That kid from the Museum trailer furiously masturbated once he got home, didnt he?

I know I would have
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>tfw Torbs places a bunch of level 1 turrets to feed the entire opposing team ults early in the game

Fucking christ
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>>150362664
Nah the first ones are skins for sure, they have name and they dont need to make sense most of the time. What makes me wonder is how rio map will be or for what mode.
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reminder they said no new mercy skins planned until spring 17
the olympics stuff is just promo, not ingame skins
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>>150362924
still betting on him being THE new doomfist
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>>150363001
which kid?
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Why doesn't Blizzard do a weekly brawl where there's no cooldowns on any of the abilities?
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>>150362826
>Shota McCree

Give me.

>>150362924
You are now picturing a doujin where Widowmaker tracks down the kid to his home after the gauntlet debacle and rapes him until his dick can't get hard anymore, with her hand over his mouth, right on his bed while his shota brother sleeps only a few feet away.
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>>150362860
Ana is fit enough for what she does: lies in one play to snipe dudes. And HighwayHam is strong fat. He just doesn't like cardio (and honestly, who does?).
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>>150363140
>yfw the trailer was a timeskip
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>>150362860
>Roadhog
>Not Fit
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>>150363140
>black superhero replaced by a white kid

That's a first. Usually it's the other way around. Tumblr would go insane. I'm all for it.
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>>150361026
Make me.
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Is there any program like HLDJ for overwatch?
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>>150362826
>>150362974
man that makes me realize McCree was only like 16-18 here
puberty hit that boy like a truck
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>>150354807
>>150354905
Since everybody rarely gets the Skins they want from Loot Boxes, which are your top five Olympic skin picks for purchase?

1. Symmetra
2. Reinhardt
3. Mei
4. Junkrat
5. Winston
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>>150362346
roadhog's hook being a projectile would make it so fucking easy to hook people
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>>150356847
Lucio should had a number 1 in his back while reinhardt wears the 7, missed oportunity blizz
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>>150354807
>most of the new skins are homogenous and boring
>Zarya's is good and in theme with her character

eh
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>>150362924
>>150363140
>white kid
>hoodie
>name like doomfist
reaper 2.0?
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>>150362860
Roadhog is a villain with massive strength and endurance. Mei is only a civilian with a tech weapon that anyone could use. Roadhog has muscle and bulk and carries heavy equipment and large chunks of metal scrap. Mei is just pudgy and out of shape. Look at the way she runs, terrible form. And she wears thick clothing because she can't even handle her own 'powers'. Just give her gun up to Widowmaker or something. Would make sniping easier and we'd see her on more maps. Why does Mei get free headshots, but Widow has to work for all of her own kills?
>>
>decide to do placement matches
>play support

why am i entrusting my fate to these mouthbreathers? how many times can i skate circles around everyone as lucio and watch as literally nobody on the enemy team dies?
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>>150363183
Yes please. That needs to exist already.
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>>150363150
I'm assuming hte older brother, since that kid is likely in the stage where he doesn't even know he has a dick

that's a fact btw
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>>150363174
game would be unfinishable mess.
the half cooldown arcade mode is already bad enough.
>>
I wasn't planning on fapping tonight but reading the healslut game rules just gave me an instant throbbing erection.

I wish I hadn't put off buying a dildo for so long, I could really use it right now ;_;
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>>150363534
>Why does Mei get free headshots, but Widow has to work for all of her own kills

Fat acceptance
>>
Would you let Mercy smack your balls with a racket, anons?
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>>150363534
Those headshots are projectile and have fall off. Mei is also one of, if not THE, worst hero in the game. That's a direct downgrade to WM's Widow's Kiss.
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>>150363509
Meh, I'd rather get. I hope other skins will be good.
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>>150356847
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>>150363174
because like half of the heroes could just stall out literally forever
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>>150363425
why roadhog cry all he has to do is hook while thundercock charges
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>>150363704
which rules?

>not owning a whole box
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>>150363534
Have you seen how Roadhog walks? Massive endurance? Are you kiddding me? Roadhog could TRY something close to a run for 10 seconds top before coughing up a lung.

Being strong doesn't mean you are fit, anon. Mei is realistically a lot more able to function in a battlefield than Roadhog would be.
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>>150363667
>doesn't even know he has a dick
>spoiler

Wait, explain.
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>>150363725
Without hesitation
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>>150362826

still waiting on shota genji
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>>150363509
That is the only skin of Zarya's that's not garbage. I'm pretty hype.
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>>150363449
>>150363509
Not everyone's getting Olympic skins.
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>>150362860
>Ana isn't fit.
Bullshit. That woman has been a soldier/sniper nearly her entire life. Don't even compare her to some spoiled, undisciplined brat. She's 60 and she's still able to fight on the battlefield.

Mei is way too Disney for this game. Can't even take her seriously.
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>>150354905
Why is there no high quality image of this yet
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>>150362974
>>150363183
Mcshota is the cutest of them all but how about I interest you in some dorky farmboy kidJack, made for bullying.
>>
I went from 59 to 54. Send help.
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>>150364007
Blizzard assassinated the first streamer to post them so the rest are avoiding breaking embargo
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>>150363174
Zarya is literally unkillable like that except if you spam knock off abilities near a cliff and hope one of them actually counts as an unshielded hit.
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Which skins will you be buying guys? I'll probably get the zen one if he's slinging shot puts or some kind of sports ball around
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>>150361128
>>150361360
I'd actually be totally fine with these. I like girls in skimpy bikinis as much as the next guy (probably more than most, actually) but they'd be totally out of place in Overwatch, and wouldn't make sense with characters' equipment and weapons and stuff.

I think I'd rather just see a general casual summer/tropical theme if it were going to be anything. Diver D.Va, Soldier in golf gear, Hawaiian shirt and shades Rein, stuff like that.
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Am I the first to realize the irony that zarya's skin is weightlifting, but the russian team is banned from competing in rio?
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>>150363896
The oral rules posted early in the thread. My mouth is watering already.

I'm too much of a pansy to go in and buy one even though I know they don't give a shit. I'll get there eventually and then it's open season on all holes.
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>>150363956
You just have to know where to look. Twitter is a damn goldmine of these and fujos work fast.
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>>150364154
No, and Russia isn't fully banned
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>>150364154
No, there were posts about it last thread.
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Slutty Mercy skin when?
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>>150364192
Nobody cares, you literal fag. Go away.
>>
Did any of the professional cheaters get banned? I doubt they were using such a shitty cheat but I'm curious.
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>>150338381
im fucking dying
i cant believe people are this retarded
man i cant wait for one of these babies to email blizz and bitch and blizz tells them to get fucked
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>>150364285

I'd rather have casual Dr. Mercy instead.
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>>150357647
now i can waifu mei, thanks anon
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>>150364285
This is giving me eye cancer. Just stick to one skin or outfit, fuck.
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>>150363930
I took child development to fulfill my psychology requirement.

In early years of childhood, many (if not all) children do not know their race and gender.
>>
D.VA AND REAPER IN EVERY

FUCKING

GAME

BETA TEST

YOUR FUCKING

BUFFS

BLIZZARD
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>>150364075
assassinated how?
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>>150364085
So is mei
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>>150364285
>that pic

MOAR
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>>150364443

Reaper didn't get buffs, Anon.
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>>150364352
taimou suddenly dropped off the top 450
make of that what you will
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>>150364192
thanks senpai, missed those.

gonna try it next round :>
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>>150364448
with guns, she was literally killed live on stream by blizzard
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>blizz releasing Olympic skins when the type of people who play overwatch are the ones who care the least about SPORTS
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>>150363856
He really is the model for Lucio, isn't he?
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>>150360495
daisy dukes hanzo and mccree fucking WHEN
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>>150354905

These video needs to be redone with Wrestler Reinhardt and Weightlifting Zarya beating up Reaper and crew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DO7eQGSvqE
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>>150364520

HE DOESN'T NEED THEM
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>>150364559
nice
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Solo queue support the whole way, the dream is real
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>>150364561
Isn't Brazil, like all f2p games (or in this case, f2p-like), the majority of players?
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>>150364349
B-but I only like boys when they dress up in cute girls' clothes and have feminine cocks, anon! It's not gay if they're wearing a skirt!

>>150364550
Post pics on /soc/ <3
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>>150364561
come on anon! get out there and move! remember to exercise everyday! ;^)
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How did your last RYUJIN NO KA... go for you /owg/?
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>>150364675
I don't remember

I don't play Genji much
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>>150364653
>f2p-like

how is something that costs money "like" being free
>>
>>150364651
Top 500 at rank 70? What region?
>>
>>150364651
>Current Skill Rating: 70
>Top 500

What shitter country/server do you live in?
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>>150364675
sometimes she goes sometimes she doesn't go that's how she goes
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>>150364651
>literally getting carried to the top 500

lel.
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A-Mei-Zing!
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>>150364739
>few game types
>loot system
>microtransactions
wasn't the main criticism of the game that it had too many f2p elements to cost 40 bucks?
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>>150364764
>>150364776
NA
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who knocked you off the map or down in the hole?

were you in the process of dropping your ult?
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>>150364434
>he doesn't get it

What's it like being an uncultured swine?
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>>150364561
This desu
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>>150354807
I wonder if this was Zarya's original hair color before she dyed it.
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>>150364651
lucio main?

was it through actually good play or just being carried
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>>150364852
why you gotta lie to us family?
>>
What's the most degenerate Overwatch thing?
>>
>>150364861
>no tumbleweed
>>
Is MasterOverwatch not updating for anyone else? It seems like it's frozen again.
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>>150364927
It is in my mind now.
>>
>>150356692
>>150356850
>>150354912
>>150355016
>>150355942
Just got into this game and these threads.

Were there any Brexit jokes involving Tracer when it happened several weeks back?
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>>150365006
People that think mercy's skin makes her a trap, and not just a cute younger girl.
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>>150365017
>weed

DUDE
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>>150365006
videogames
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>>150365006
SFM porn.
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>>150354905
Looks like sprays if anything.
>>
When is Season 2 starting?

I want out, badly
>>
>moonmoon is ranked #65 in all of NA
>ahead of many actual pro players
what the fuck? he's just a giant meme
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>that feel when the enemy always seems to have their ultimates up while your own team never has theirs

i died from a black hole, spawned, went back, and got hit by another black hole. how is that even possible?
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>>150365082
>People that think mercy's skin makes her a trap
oh god is that actually a thing here
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>>150358609
hopefully nothing
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>>150365121
September I think
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Are they doing Olympic skins for all twenty something heroes? The fuck is bastion going to be?
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>>150365006
D.Va
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>>150365121
Ive had so many "I only play Ana" players this past couple weeks its infuriating. Theyre ALL garbage and we lose every single time unless they switch
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>>150364861
I was on Vostroya Industries. We were taking point A and I snuck around behind everybody on the walkways.

>IT'S HIGH NOON
>Pharah hits me with push rocket
>fall off map
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>>150364520
He's only in every game because he's literally the only hero capable of killing tanks reliably. They just need to introduce another tank-killer and he'll see less play.
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>>150365218
Brazilian military tank getting rid of protesters
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>>150365176
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>>150365218
Probably not, some of them wouldn't make sense or work in the game. I think it's just Zarya, Lucio, Tracer and a character from defense.
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>>150365218
>Are they doing Olympic skins
No
>>
>>150365280

We had one, his name was McCree.
We had one, his name was Morrison.
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>>150354905
>S76
It's fucking nothing.

>Reinhardt
Welp, gotta start practicing now.
>>
>>150364561
Why are we still supporting the Olympics again? Are we just trying to forget about all the human rights violations and environmental hazards which put even more people at risk? Not to mention the virus(es) on location?

So basically if we close our eyes, all the problems will take care of themselves, it's just business as usual, right? Why can't we hold off the Olympics for another couple years or have it somewhere else that has money and resources to spare?
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Would you?
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>>150359371
Backing this guy up. Fuck Mei.
Not literally. Not even with a rented dick.
>>
>>150364805
That's still not f2p. The whole thing that gets people, especially third worlders, into f2p is the free part. Unlike most f2p games the microtransactions are all cosmetic stuff that you can get with RNG. Even Tf2, one of the better F2P models, will still lock convenience features until you give shekels and give you RNG drops for actual weapons that affect gameplay. Overwatch also has close to the same amount of official maps and game modes Tf2 had in its first year of existence. And it was a full price game at the time.
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>>150365227
FUCKING RETARD NERF__ THIS
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>>150365578
If you mean why is Blizzard supporting the Olympics it's because they were paid to.
>>
>your team wins match
>all 4 cards are enemy team
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>>150365607
>Fuck Mei.
Yes please
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>>150365578
don't forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0ztLtpuwkM
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>>150365590
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>>150365684
Its simultaneously one of the most satisfying and unsatisfying things in the game.
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>>150365684
This usually happens after the objectively worse team wins the coinflip.
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>>150359371
I don't even think Mei is fat tbqhwy. She's probably pretty /fit/ under all those layers that she just wears for warmth.
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>>150365121
>>150365246
Ok, I'm down to rank 39(55 a few days ago) because of him. I'm just going to ignore rank from now on until the end of the season...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TytpmtbMl_g
I actually enjoyed this, wew.
>>
>>150365121
Here's what you do

>instalock Ana
>wait till it's too inconvenient for them to change
>switch
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>>150365590
Why does he look like an orc?
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>>150365590
>werewolf Winston
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>>150365684
>enemy team pretty much demolishes us
>somehow scrape our way to coinflip off of overtime
>end up with defense
>enemy team loses because their tracer killed herself on her bomb while wiping our team on the winning push

I'm never felt such a strong sense of relief and pity at the same time in my life
>>
>>150365006
Tracer
>>
>Zarya still isn't nerfed yet

le tankiest character
le best ultimate
le highest damage when high energy
LE!

kill this piece of shit character and every nigger that plays it
>>
>>150365761
Human beings are fucking disgusting. We need another plague.
>>
All of us have skins that we like, but what are some skins you outright dislike?

I really dislike Imp and Devil Mercy. I can't really say why, but they really don't sit right with me for some reason. I prefer the Valkyrie skins.
>>
quickplay has been completely ruined by not enforcing the hero limit there. always 2-3 mccrees

20+ heroes in the game and only 5-6 of them are of any use. brilliant design
>>
>>150366368
...
for a price >:^)
>>
>>150366331
git gud
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>>150366331
Don't forget she doesn't get penalty against armor like all other beam weapons and has the highest base damage in her weapon category.
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>>150366331
Stay mad comrade.
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>>150366416
more like le git gud
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>>150366336
There already is one in Brazil.
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Since the planets have aligned, you are allowed to take the attributes of one weapon from TF2 and apply it to a matching weapon/hero in Overwatch.

What do you transfer over?


>Mei
>phlogistinator
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>>150366336
yeah ''human beings'' not ''blacks'' very progressive of you ;)
>>
>>150365578
Change Olympics into Omnics and we have an idea on how Zarya thinks
>>
>want to play a flanker hero
>go to flank enemy
>someone always sees me and beats the shit out of me before or while I'm getting into position to flank
>end up with 0-2 eliminations
>switch hero
I suck. Wat do to get better at these heroes?
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you figgits think Mccree got any milf action?
>>
>go into practice zone
>ping is at 300+
>play quick play
>ping is at the normal 90
Why?
>>
>>150366368
Frog Lucio, Babby Genji, Somehow Even More Russian Zarya.
Most of those are obvious but I actually like Zarya's other skins more, even the edge
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>>150354807
That Lena skin is almost perfect except for the stupid fucking flag cape. Fuck. Ruins the entire thing for me.
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>>150364561
They should make his head hitbox smaller on account of the zika.
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>>150366554
>90
>normal ping
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>>150366549
Ana doesn't like delinquents
that's why she got on that aryan super soldier dick
>>
>>150366368
Outright disliked skins:
>Tracer Legendaries
>Junkrat Legendaries
>Islander themed FatPig skins
>Symmetra tech support legendaries
>Young Handsoap
>Non-Commando style Soldier 76 legendary skins.

I think that's it. Everything else is fine imo.
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>>150366549
mccree is blatantly gay
>>
>>150366718
Slipstream or go home
>>
>>150366565
I hope you're not talking shit about Arctic/Siberian. It's literally the only acceptable Zarya skin.
>>
>>150365761
Brazil is a 3rd world shit hole and I laughed out loud when I heard that the olympic games would be hosted there. I knew all of this would happen.
>>
When I get off work, I'm going home to drink and play Overwatch. Who's your favorite hero to play when drunk and why?
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>>150365740
>wheeze
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>>150366893
but he still bangs all the waifus while all the straight cucks [fap from the distance]
>>
>>150365121

August 18th.
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>>150366549
He was Reyes' personal cocksocket whenever Amari wasn't near to femdom him to his death.
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>>150366978
Can't wait for the World Cup in Qatar.
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>>150366792
you are right. Reyes needed a fuck boy after Soldier declined his sexual advances for Egyptian ass.
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>>150366790
My normal ping is 45 but RTT is 90.

Yay Australia.
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>>150364651
my nigga
>>
>>150367072
does anyone have the genji version of this?
>>
>it's another people only voting for their own team episode
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How do we make them less casual?
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Looking for a girl to help me out with a Junker D.Va cosplay.
I'm new to it though pls no bully
>>
>>150366554
It means there are no local practice servers available, so it will put you in another region's practice server.
>>
>>150367263
are you a male asian?
>>
>>150364651
> tfw high 60s Lucio

So close, yet so far
>>
>there will never be a soldier 76 that is gold having the gold parts replaced with black.
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>>150367346
a small white boi
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>play quick play with randos
>win a lot
>stack with 5 of my buddies
>lose a lot
>they spend the whole round, every round, yelling and screaming and "COME ON"-ing

How do I break it to my friends that I have more fun playing without them?

Holy shit I can't go on like this
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>>150365590
No you ruined him
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>was on a good win streak for a few days, actually liking this game for once
>now I've won two games in the last three days dropping me from rank 63 to 57
>Check statistics and divide games played with games won and its one game off from being a perfect 50%
Is there seriously anyone that doesnt believe Blizzard forces a 50/50 win loss ratio anymore?
>>
>>150356996
>Reaper as Batman
>Genji as Deathstroke
I never realized how much I wanted that. Green Lantern would be more fitting for Symmetra. Give Cyborg to Torbjörn and Superman to Soldier 76.
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>>150367208
Literally nothing wrong with this
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How the hell do you counter six toxic brits? Some cunts picked that on chingchong tower and were unstoppable, even though we had mcrees and junkrats up the ass. Guess my team just sucked ass?
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>>150366539
anyone?
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>>150367072
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REMOVE SUDDEN DEATH ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>150367456
I was in a similar situation. I just told my friends straight up that I think they're worse than me and after looking at sites like overbuff and masteroverwatch I can clearly see i have a less than 40% win rate every time I play with them. I showed it to them and then also showed them my non-grouped games with them and they were pretty cool about it.
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>>150365590
>human Winston
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>>150367583
>Tracer has no ass

How fitting.
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>>150367634
you counter it by getting the fuck out of quickplay and never going back
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>>150367413
that tank top she wears is supposed to be scanty

you're going to get raped on-spot if you're too cute
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>>150367456
Unless you're already known for being an asshole, just find excuses to not play with them
I'm lucky enough to have peers that realize they're generally bad at the game and are cool with flaming
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>>150366901
Slipstream is okay, the little cloth on her back is fine but why would you want to hide her eyes? and dem legs? are you gay?
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>>150367748
I think I'll be fine
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>>150366857
>Symmetra Tech Support

I actually really like them. Different strokes I guess.
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>>150366331
>When your team goes five Zarya and one Lucio on KotH and melt the other team.
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>>150367634
Stop playing quick play
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>>150367634
Winston is the best choice against annoying Tracers.
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How to nerf D.Va into a balanced character:

Second life no matter activates instead she just goes right into another mech but this one has half of the HP and can be healed back to full (600)
Shield has a 10 second cooldown and while active disables any other ability
The shield can break after a certain amount of damage


I think this is almost perfect. Could use a few tweaks though.
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>>150367208
>implying votes mean anything
>getting butthurt over endgame votes
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>>150367787
actually I am and I have the "Serious Business" highlight intro in her

And I get it quite often
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why do people think they have exclusive rights to heroes
and why do these people throw tantrums when someone takes the heroes when they dont know how to play them
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>>150367935
That highlight is the best one i think. But i love her eyes too much to wanna hide them, if you could take the glasses off i'd be all over that skin though
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Even though her skin is dark and the cosplay isn't very great, this girl actually looks closer to D.VA than most cosplays I've seen so far.
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>There is no doujin of Roadhog cucking Lucio by raping the shit out of D.Va until she can't live without his cock
>There is no doujin that ends with Roadhog killing a mind-broken D.Va to cook and eat her
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>>150368064
>D.Ndu
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>>150367959
League refugees
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>>150368064
Even the cosplay looks better than a lot of the cosplays I've seen
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>>150368064
she needs to thin those eyebrows

but I wouldn't fiddle with my eyebrows just for cosplay myself so heh
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>>150368064
>>150368112
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>>150368109
Seek professional help.
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>>150368064

>N.ga
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>>150366331
Stop shooting my shield, roadhog shitter
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how the FUCK is this ok? we had a 26 total rank sum difference, ie it would have actually been a balanced game if that 34 was a 60
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>>150368109
>Roadhog cheating on junkrat

heretic
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>>150368109
How do you even get these fetishes?
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>>150368220
haha so hilarious!
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>>150356437
Sauce on artist? Any more?
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>>150366790
>Rural Denmark
90 is a good ping for me m8
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>>150368320
>Roadhog not just killing everyone
stupid fan headcanon
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>>150368293
I assume they were grouped with a higher player? It's one of the billion things they're adjusting for s2
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I hear there was waifutalk
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>>150368340
probably some white boi who's mad that their dva waifu is good friends with lucio
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>all this waifufagetry
>Battleborn died for this
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>>150368220
XD
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>>150368525
That seems like a silly thing to be mad about.
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is there any way to not be shit on a PS4 controller on PC or do i have to switch to mouse/keyboard

i've never played a game on a mouse and keyboard before and the thought of playing overwatch with it sounds awkward as fuck
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>>150368064
Tbh even she looks slightly more like d.va than that other Korean cosplayer.
Though Asian characters don't typically look like actual Asians so yeah..
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>>150368498
I want to be anon's waifu
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>>150368606
Good.
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>enemy Zeny literally only uses his ult when I use my Zarya ult
PLEASE STOP

ALSO SOMEONE GO FUCKING JUNKRAT/D.VA/MCCREE/??? ALREADY SO WE CAN STILL MURDER THEM
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>>150367659
>hey Overwatch hq is that way
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>>150368648
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>>150368464
>all my friends are rank 60 while I'm rank 40

Guess I won't be playing with my pals anymore after this season ends. Time to find another game.
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>>150368606
Battleborn was on-paper the best game of the universe LOL
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>>150368109
>Cuck, rape, mind broken

Literally the shittiest fetishes. Not even necrophilia is as disgusting.
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>>150368606
battleborn had shit waifus, maybe they should have tried harder
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>>150368606
Let that be a lesson to everyone:
No Waifu no Laifu
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>>150368293
>Be in the high 60s
>Start seeing mutiple people on my team 50 and below
>Lose all of those games and am no longer in the high 60s
Fuck you Blizzard. And your fucking coin flips.
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Wouldn't half the cast be in the para-Olympics cos of all their missing arms and legs and whatnot? And roadhog would be in the spesh Olympics cos he's obviously got learning difficulties or whatever they call it these days.
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>>150368789
you could always git gud
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I wish there were tf2 style domination lines.
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>>150368606
>Battleborn died for this
Lel it was alive?
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Let's play kick the baby
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yet another game of koth in which my tank players pick hog and rein
pray for me
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>>150368834
Did the artist not realize that Tracer doesn't have a glowing mechanical heart like Iron Man?
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>enter competitive game
>teammate says that he is not going to try at all and just throw the match
>there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop this

Great system blizzard, I just lost two games tonight because of this broken system.
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Help

>in game right NOW
>just lost attack on Hanamura
>Genji player named "Hokage" kept on complaining we had no healer
>there was already a genji on our team
>switch to defense
>INSTALOCKS HANZO
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>>150368754
>hear nip screaming
>pop my ult and follow him around
>'fuck you zenyata'
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>>150368931
she literally can't take that thing off ever anon
they just made it smaller
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>>150368606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FElmjlzdSSM
i cry evrytiem
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>>150368838
>And roadhog would be in the spesh Olympics cos he's obviously got learning difficulties or whatever they call it these days.

Do you have a single fact to back this up?
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>>150368648

Why is soldier making soup?
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>>150368928
At least they don't pick Zarya. WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE SHITTER ZARYAS
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is lucio husbando material
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>>150368994
There's some dialogue about Winston making timelocked rooms, so she can walk around without the harness.
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>>150354905
THAT REINHARDT


BUENO
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>majority of Soldiers interactions have something to do with Ana

Im no doctor but damn does that dude want that ass
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>>150368994
That's literally no excuse
either keep the damn thing on or don't bother drawing tracer
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>>150369158
His hand is on her ass in that one group shot.
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what if each hero gets an alternative ultimate
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>>150368931
It's literally the only thing keeping her anchored in time. Which is why she'll end up killing herself because of the ptsd, watching all her friends died one by one and so on and so on.
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>>150367639
1. Get better at twitch shooting
2. Be ready to react whenever you see anything red
3. Learn map passages. If one way becomes unusable, use another
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>>150369032
>single fact

I said "obviously" didn't I?

So no. But he sounds retarded when he talks, he's a big fatty, he's sort of blaster from mad max 3, wears a mask. You can't prove he's not got downs.

In fact is roadhog the only character without any skins that show his face?
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>>150368984
take pics for the collage you dope
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>>150368754
>I'm going for the pogo stick
>RUYYJIN NO KEN WO KURAE

Experience tranquility, motherfucker. You will know peace, willingly or not.
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>>150369095
Sauce?
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>>150354905
>Little Mac Bastion

fukin kek
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Ana + fucking zenyatta is insanely fucking overpowered. It is an unflankable backline because they have retarded firepower. How is Tracer or Genji supposed to hurt that backline? It's fucking impossible.
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>>150355283
is there a non oral version of this?
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>>150369272
Balance would be worse than it currently is.
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HANA SONG HAS SEX WITH ROADHOG ON A DAILY BASIS AND ITS 100% CONSENSUAL
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>>150369061
i would much prefer zarya
their winston is basically 1v6ing us
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>>150364797
I thought golds gave +150 xp?
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>>150369334
>How is Tracer or Genji supposed to hurt that backline?

Challenge accepted boi
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>>150369158

Seems to me that it's likely that Jack and Gabriel fell out over Ana. Unless they turn out to be the gay ones
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>>150369280
She'll just keep on living her life in different places in the same period of time. Eventually though the timeline would be destroyed with too many "tracers' existing and interacting with the world at the same time.

>>150369283
Roadhog is a perfectly intelligent character, shown from lore and his comic.
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Ok faggots, post your favorite ships. We all know you have some.

>McCree and Zarya
>Mercy and Pharah
>Junkrat and Mei
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Welp we did it guys we reached the image limit thanks whyfoofaggots
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>>150369280

>oh I can't go on
>kill self
>res 10 seconds later
>oh the humanity
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>>150369475
>intelligent

>tattoos, obese and probably doesn't know what a shower is
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>>150369532
D.Va and Widowmaker
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>>150369320
I don't fucking remember. It was somewhere on the official site.
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>>150368998
i thought this was gonna be funny
but it was just straight sad
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>>150369546
Why don't you read the lore? Literally just a normal person in Aussie land that joined an extremist group to remove Omnics.

Also he clearly has more street smarts then junkrat as shown in the comic.
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>>150369042
Because he is a good dad and doesn't want to kids to go out with an appetite and eat junk food all night.
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>>150369540
>implying she wouldn't just take off/destroy the accelerator
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>>150369475
>Roadhog is a perfectly intelligent character

Do you want to bang him or something lmao fag
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>>150355283
london?
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>>150369678

Everybody trees though, you don't need a coronal wossname to res.
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>olympic skins are going to be the skins they were talking about

jesus christ how does blizzard fuck everything up so badly

the skins are going to be shit
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>>150369825
Did you just have a fucking seizure?
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>>150369825
>Everybody trees though, you don't need a coronal wossname to res.
What did he mean by this?
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>>150369672

I thought it might be some fresh crispy meme I'd missed.

I like soup. Everyone should make soup, it's a valuable life skill.
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>>150369704
No, he is an "intelligent' murderer. It's not my fault some people can't be bothered to get there facts straight.
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>koth
>team average 71
>lock reaper
>teammates lock mcree genji and tracer
>other two wait it out
>5th locks pharah
>last guy locks symmetra
>lose first round
>mcree spamed we need healer all gane
>mcree switches to hog
>win
>win
>game 4
>getting btfo
>symmetra places teleporter 4 inches from the spawn
>get pushed into spawn
>symmetra switches to mercy
>we win in overtime
>mercy starts talking shit like he actually contributed
>gold healing as reaper
The other team want that bad but they had a 500 stacked with his 59 friend. I have no idea how we won but that probably helped.
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>>150369713
kings row
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>>150369825
Go home anon you'er drunk...
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>>150355474
Don't count on it
Sadly, it'll be no longer justified though.
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>>150370023

lol you want him to bum you
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>>150369532
Mercy x pharah
Tracer x widow
Turb x reinhardt
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Reinhardt x Winston
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>>150368498
Me on the right
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>>150370060
>>team average 71
I refuse to believe shit like this happens at rank 71. I've never even seen this happen and I'm in the 50s shitter league
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>>150369585
I kind of feel bad for Gearbox. Burch single handedly ruined them.
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Seriously fucking hate Mei's autism and her stupid animations. Ugly fat cunt.
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>>150369430
Maybe bots.
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>>150355030
Where are you seeing that? I wanna get in on the action but the only Leotard I see there is Symmetra
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>>150370060
>gold healing as reaper
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>>150370079
ign? and you're not of those guys that plays on america instead of europe are you?
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>>150370023

I just literally now re-read the comic (worst one imo, but meh), and roadhog says nothing except "..." and "unfff".
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>>150364797
>>150370281
>>150369430
Yeah, it was Play vs. AI. I'm not silly enough to try a hero I've never played in QP. Still thought it was funny.
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>>150369334
Good. Tracer and Genji are cancer. (^:
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>>150370272

Did she wave at you before she shot your frozen head? Do you want a hug?
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>>150369209
kek I love that edited version
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>>150370195
It was definitely a first. I think everyone was grudging it out because of the symmetra.
>>150370301
Sould are a helluva drug. Mercy was only active for the final minute or something when we recapped for the win. Dunno what the fuck hog was doing but oh well. I went 53-4 just feeding on souls and packs.
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>>150370462
>Yeah, it was Play vs. AI. I'm not silly enough to try a hero I've never played in QP.

Its just a game who cares how well you do
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>>150354807
maybe they will remove Zarya's skin, because of the Russian weightlifting team banned for doping.
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>never get more than 3 eliminations a game with any attack hero
suffering. how long does it take to learn aim enough to play them?
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>>150370462
>I'm not silly enough to try a hero I've never played in QP.
Why not? QP is where everyone fucks around
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>>150369825
pardon?
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>>150370215
Burch is a fucking faggot, but he's not responsible for Duke Nukem Forever or Colonial Marines.
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>>150369443
>Im not suprised you took HIS side

Yeah Gabe was aware of something going on behind the scenes as well as being jealous about it
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>playing Lucio/Mercy
>I'm literally the only one shooting through Rein's shield
>switch to Ana so I can ult him
FUCK THE REST OF THE TEAM maybe except the flankers
HAMMER AWAY BIG GUY
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>>150369532
Widowtracer
Pharmercy
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>>150370614
it's still pretty easy to embarrass the ever loving fuck out of yourself, though
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>enter game
>5/6 instalock
>no tank hero
>last guy picks Roadhog

every time
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>>150370409
Except he's the one making all the observations and putting together the pieces Junkrat is missing. He talks the way he does due to exposure to radiation (also all that heavy-breathing, besides the fat and the mask). Before the radiation he was supposedly a pretty normal person.
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>>150370767
>HAMMER AWAY BIG GUY

Is that what you say to your dad while he's doing you in the ass?
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>>150370854
Yeah but nobody cares. Just play what you want
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>>150370912
Joke's on you anon, I don't know my dad.
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>>150370864
>Enter game
>Someone instalocks Genji

FUCK, this is always a 50/50 situation where either he's godlike or he's total garbaje
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>>150370937
>>150370614
Play vs. AI is where I go to fuck about with new heroes and learn maps because the AI is fairly forgiving even on Hard. I'll usually try to work on a new hero for a few rounds before I get the hang of them, then transition to QP to keep it up.

Plus, sometimes getting a win (even against AI) helps pull you out of the funk of a tilt.
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>>150370854
Literally who the fuck cares
you'll be playing with 11 people out of thousands upon thousands that you have a 1/10000000000000 chance of ever meeting again, and even then the chances of them remembering you and your fuck up is about just as astronomical
you only need to hold a single iota of care about fucking up and someone remembering it at like rank +70 competitive
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>>150370883
>Except he's the one making all the observations and putting together the pieces Junkrat is missing.

Or alternatively the ... bosses are just roadhog making downy noise under his gimp mask and part of junkrat's psychosis is some kind of split personality that projects things into hogs random bellowing. Like when I claim my dog days it would be a good idea for me to have a glass of whiskey.

>Before the radiation he was supposedly a pretty normal person.

And now he's got brain damage and he's downy.
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>>150370912
No, that's for Rhythm Heaven.
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>>150368723
I want you to spank me.
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>>150371032

He's that guy who does you in the ass.
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>>150371172
Yet he talks fine in the game.

That's fine, whatever head cannon will help you relate more.
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>>150371285
But I'm a pure 27 year old virgin, nobody does me in the ass.

At least not until I'v become a wizard.
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>>150371264
As long as you aren't unattractive, I will oblige
a big dick or a high skill rating will help too
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What's up with the "Zarya is overpowered" meme? Her gimmick is literally anti-idiocy. You don't pop the bubble, she doesn't pop your sphincter.
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MAKE A NEW THREAD DIPSHITS
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>>150357042
>Ana at the bottom
I'm sorry, what?
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>>150371463
Zayras strength is not solely from her immunity
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>>150366919
Fight me you fucknerd Eastern Front 2.0 I will destroy your communist A S S
I mean I just don't feel it, y'know? But as long as you like it, then that's fine.
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>>150371396
>head cannon

Oh the ironing. You're literally making shit up about him being an intelligent crook, and lying about him talking fine in the game, he talks really slow, like a big fat mong. Junkrat does literally all the taking and all the negotiating in their comic and he's mental, if roadhog were so intelligent why would he let him talk to the suit?
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>>150371285
heh
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>>150371563
>>150371563
>>150371563

New Thread
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>>150371531
The ult? It's counterable by Lucio/Zen. And okay, if it's some combo that'd render these two obsolete, then just don't clump up like sheep while she's up and about?
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>>150371505

YOU DO IT YOU CUNT
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>>150371463
>"guys just don't attack the enemy for 2 full seconds"

do you know how you sound right now?

death blossom + shield
tactical visor + shield
whole hog + shield

there are too many combos to list where having 2 seconds of invulnerability = team wipe for the enemy and that's not even considering the everyday usefulness of shielding low health teammates
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>>150368998
Poor Gearbox, I don't mind any of their games but I don't hate them. I don't want to see them fail so badly.
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>>150371615
>Talking slower than arguing Italians means he's a retard
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>>150370331
You're going to have to answer some questions before I give you the COCK. How much experience do you have being a healslut and how good are you at swallowing cum?
>>
>>150371463
shooting the barriers are sometimes inevitable, what matters is that you'd need to put her as a high priority target and kill her asap while her barriers on cooldown instead of running away and hiding hoping for the charge to naturally diminish.
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>>150371463
That would require restraint and self-control, both of which are alien concepts to the avarage retard who plays this game.

It's so much easier to just whine on reddit and the blizz forums til she gets nerfed.
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>>150371615
>Oh the ironing
heh

>intelligent crook
He's a thug, and intelligent doesn't mean genius, I'm just saying he doesn't have a mental disability.

>and lying about him talking fine in the game
He talks like a big fat guy with a mask.

Junkrat does literally all the taking and all the negotiating in their comic and he's mental, if roadhog were so intelligent why would he let him talk to the suit
Roadhog is a hired bodygaurd, he's just there to make sure junkrat doesn't die.
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>>150357217
Got 6k saved for skins. So far the Mei one is the only thing in those pictures that looks very tempting but I don't even play her really.

Well, hopefully some are worth buying for models. Whole sports thing is pretty unappealing though.
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>>150371787
not much, not very
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>>150357747
Origins Tracer is best skin in game. Her other legendaries are garbage tier though.
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>>150368925
I want to adopt and raise that baby as my gorilla son.
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>>150371965
Is your boipucci still tight?
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>>150358367
>female roadhog has smaller tits than male roadhog
nice
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>>150372117
yes
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>>150371741
Now combine all of those with Ana ult. Fucking. Brutal.
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>>150372198
Prude. I need a heaSLUT
>>
Higher tickrate when
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>>150372285
s-sorry...
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>>150360532
Genji has a nice ass though
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Next:

>>150373306
>>150373306
>>150373306
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>>150357178
ana is rifle.
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>>150373354
There is already a thread going:
>>150371563
>>150371563
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>>150361926
Best way to piss off Mei players is being able to actually aim and killing them before they can freeze you.

Any hero that can land headshots can do it without trouble.
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>>150365280
I'd fucking KILL for another tank killer. I don't particularly enjoy shotguns but reaper really is the only reliable way to deal with games that constantly have 2-3 tanks.
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>>150369964
>This nigger
M8 soup is Fucking great
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>>150366368
All Mei legs, all Soldier legs except the one with the helmet, all Zarya legs, devil Mercy, but I like imp, young Hanzo, piss yellow Mccree, all Tracers except origins, Ana's masked legendaries.

Also Torbjorn's not because they look bad (though the red beard one is ugly, the other palette is pretty okay) but because they're all I fucking get when he's the one hero I refuse to ever use unless his turret is somehow made more interactive.
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>>150367787
I mean, between sunglasses and stupid goggles, the sunglasses are better if eyes are gonna be covered regardless.
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Does nobody realize that mcree's yellow suit is a dick tracy reference?
If you do and you dont think that's the tightest shit, what the hell is wrong with you?
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