/utg/ - Undertale General

Good evening, UTG. How's your day been?

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Greetings anons!

How was your day?

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>no comfy goat brother

it hurts

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Friends with benefits!

let's not shit up this thread ok?

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nth for skeltals spooky

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Fishbones: Edge Edition

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nice

>not an onionsan edition

Aww
Cute pic though.

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You finally got one, robot friend.

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>>150341916
Exhausting

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heyo

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Nth for Omega

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>>150342123
hey friend

This time actually reach image limit you charlatans.

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Comfy times ahead for this Tamrielic denizen.

>>150342195
>forgetting agony king of all monsters

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Post hugs.

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BURGLETALE: START

I'm a fry cook at the MTT Resort. And I hate it. Pay sucks, my hours are garbage and I hardly get any thanks for my work.

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>>150342318
the artist drew this too

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>>150342148
I want to be hugged by him desu

>>150341916
It was okay, how about yours?

>>150342363
>most accurate rendition

>>150342328
*ACT Bully

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>>150342327

>>150342328
>act
>talk

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>>150342327
got you

>>150342328
the ice in my drink keeps melting

give me ice that won't melt

>>150342328
>*ACT
Flirt

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>>150342079
I'm sorry to hear, anon. I hope you rest easy tonight.
>>150342380
Good to hear, mine was fine.
>>150342328
>ACT
>Chat

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Most people don't talk to me outside of work. And the people that do just call me 'Burgerpants', thanks to a not-so-fun past experience. And even with the reputation as 'the dude who shoved glamburgers in his pants', my boss is a NIGHTMARE. If you ever thought your manager is a prick, try having a television star tell you what to do. All day. Even on weekends.

Honestly, I'm lost. I need direction. What am I gonna do with my life?

>>150342328
Act> Offer a better job with better pay and medical benefits

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I love this goat

>>150342328
*act
*buy his body

>>150342586
Act>Offer a better job.

>>150342586
Do nothing

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>>150342586
>Act
>Hand knife and inspire him to be a gardener and sell his produce at good prices as well as join the 4H club

>>150342148
xth for flowey

>>150342371
Same, it would be worth the pain.

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>>150342704
With all my heart.

Gotta go do lawn shit, be back in a few

>>150342586
WHERE'S MY COLESLAW?

>>150342586
>act
>talk
>tell him to find a better job somewhere

>>150342586
Hack up a hairball into someone's burger

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Still love this goat

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>>150343202
Goat family + human best family

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>150342586
>Act
>Offer job at the bakery
>>150343202
Still love this spider.

>>150342873
YOU HAVE YOUR SLAW SIR

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>>150343283
Wrong human, but yea, you are right.

>>150343202
I'm sorry for your terrible taste but can you please leave the thread? We don't really like your kind posting here.

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>>150343474
W-we can have both...

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>>150343283
wrong human, and you forgot the fish

>>150343496
I agree with this.

Dadfags are the 100% worst

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>>150343570

>>150343643
>>150343496
nice samefag

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>>150342223
what's the haps, my dude

>>150343706
>>150343624
;_;

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New mom
>>150343732
Not the same person

>>150343732
Stop fucking responding to him you fucking retard. He'll just do the "hurr but there's more than one of me I swear I dindu nuffin wrong massuh pls don't lynch me massuh" bit again.

>>150343461
I WANT MY SLAW?!

>>150343880
YOU HAVE YOUR SLAW SIR

>>150343834
damn thats a good mom

>>150343732
>>150343841 said it before and better than me
just leave him alone and let him believe that what he's saying is right

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>floweyfags coming back from the dead

Flowey hours?

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>>150341934

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>>150343813
About to check some fanfics. Hopefully there's something good.

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>>150342754
>>150343083
>Act>Offer a better job.
Yeah, a new job would sound nice. My skill set isn't too wide, but I certainly am more than okay with getting my hands dirty...

>>150342769
>>150343440
...And gardening doesn't sound too bad, but I shouldn't let my one year of culinary in middle school go to waste. Tough choice to make.

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>>150343732
see >>150343841
I know you mean well dude but I don't care if someone insults me and this is like the htird time you've done that

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>>150342195
>>150342363

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>>150344071
It's just me that's back.

>>150344164
Do they still come here?

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>>150344071
no

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>>150344071

>>150344187
My sides

>>150344103
If you go for the baking job, you'll be treated better, get better hours, be paid more, and you'll receive training to further enhance your baking skills. Did I mention it comes with dental?

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>>150344267
Dunno. He was busy with finals for a while and only started drawing again a couple of weeks ago.

>>150344103
Get baked with the spider!

>>150344071
Honest question: why do Floweyfags like Flowey?

He's literally a young boy who was murdered then accidentally brought back to life through a science experiment, but in a completely different body and no ability to feel compassion. He then tries to kill himself and, when he can't, uses his new-found time powers to kill/torture people over and over out of spite.

>>150344187
>humus
i chuckled

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>>150344071

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>>150344476
>He's literally a young boy who was murdered then accidentally brought back to life through a science experiment, but in a completely different body and no ability to feel compassion. He then tries to kill himself and, when he can't, uses his new-found time powers to kill/torture people over and over out of spite.

Yes, and?

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>ywn be such a shit person that you actually like the worst character in the game despite that fact that anyone with half a brain knows the character is irredeemable shit
Even Toby hates him

>>150344651
I'm sorry for your terrible taste but can you please leave the thread? We don't really like your kind posting here.

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>>150344084
Let me know if you find something, I'm about to start reading 'All The Time In The World' but I'm a little concerned it's going to get too angsty. I'm in the mood for something more lighthearted and fun, ya know?

>>150344651
yeah thank god i don't like chara

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>>150344187
im not a humus you're a humus

>>150344651
Asgore is a good character though.

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Cute.

Hi, /utg/. Last time I'll make this plug and then I'll go dark until the story's done.

My latest fic, "Truant" finished its penultimate chapter recently and should be done for good in another week or so assuming nothing catches aflame. Post-Pacifist, centered on Chara, branches off from One by One like the other stuff I've done.

I pop in and out a few times a week and it's nice to see this place is still going, despite everything. Hope you're having relatively nice nights.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7413970/chapters/16840510

>>150344476
You act as if summarizing the character will suddenly make everyone realize something.

>>150344865
source?

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>>150344918
Ah, I shall read it soon.

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>>150344071
I have this really smol flowey

And now you do too

You're welcome

>>150344996

http://tc-96.deviantart.com/art/Endertale-Page-2-625272692

>>150344651
Reminder.
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/filename/toriel_laughing_by_bb_the_purple_guy-d9f3irn.png/

>>150344865
>Asriel having heart-shaped pawpads

...cute?

Did anybody else think that Toriel was going to betray you? It seemed like the natural extension after the Flowey encounter. Like she was going to try to lull you into a false sense of security in order to murder you.

>>150344476
I'm not a Floweyfag but I think he's funny.

>>150345097
Enhance.

>>150344918
Chapter 4 was awesome! You managed to capture so many emotions in the meeting between Asriel and Chara. I liked how Asriel actually acknowledged his mistakes and role in everything, something you don't see that often in fics. Can't wait for Chapter 5!

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>>150345378
Nah, it's just PTSD after Flowey.

>>150345378
yeah at first, although when she led us to our room and all that, i knew she was pure.

>>150345378
Not really. I expected as much from the "RPG where you don't have to kill anyone", of course you would have an antagonist who would inspire you to kill.
But Flowey was a good antagonist in that sense.

>>150345378
That was the reason why I killed her on my first play-through. I felt really bad afterwards and reset. That moment when Flowey called me out for it made me fall in love with Undertale.

>>150344832
There is absolutely nothing likable about him

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>>150345097
Really?

>>150345690
Okay. But... After ALL that she did, you still thought that she was out to get you? You thought that reading facts about snails was part of her plan?

>>150345126
More cute! Thank you.

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>>150345378
I thought the constant mention of a "pie" was foreshadowing that the character would become the pie.

>>150345975
How is that for a twist

>>150345792
The basement scene was pretty eerie. The sudden change in tone strengthened my suspicion. She went from kind and motherly to cold and evasive. I probably would have changed my mind during the fight if I had noticed she stops attacking you when your health gets low.

>>150345792
not that anon but I initially found Toriel's instant attachment to Frisk to be creepy and worried it might be one of those Hansel and Gretel situations

>>150345126
That's a damn cute goat

>>150345583
I was suspicious all the way until she pats your head and hugs you saying this is your home now. I Hella swooned and I've never looked back.

Which Undertale do you most want to become a part of?

I'm talking about vore if you couldn't tell

> all these people giving (you)s to salty sorielfag
Really?

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post what you're listening to, /utg/!
and draw a picture of your favorite based on the song!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh6clC4nI3k

>>150345126
Jeez this is adorable. I'm going to have to read the rest of this shit.

>>150346209
Undyne

>>150344918
Fuck off soriel fag

>>150346303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=271IJF8bI_4

Well, Undyne does have a telephone.
I am just not sure if she would... sell herself like that.

>>150346304
Yea, it's pretty good, but waiting is hard. One page per week is killing me.

>>150346165
>>150346304
Go through their whole Undertale folder, it's hella cute.

>>150344476
umm...
it's a domination thing. im a sicko, i know. but the idea of being bullied by someone who would normally be powerless against me is extremely appealing

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>>150346303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8GRDNU50b8

I would draw a shitty Asgore staring out across the desert but i'm about to head off to bed because i'm really tired.

>>150344918
Hey man love your stuff as always and i'm hyped for more

>>150344476
flowey is my 3rd favorite but he has lots of dialogue and is very interesting for remembering what happens through resets. one of the more interesting characters in the game, his situation is a bit strange. i don't care much for the goat part of him but he wouldn't be complete without it I guess.
he's very cute and an asshole.

also while i don't sexualize the flower, the whole vine thing is kind of hot.

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>>150346303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlDInWEczd8
not really Court Of The Crimson King (nor mine) but hey it's something

>>150344476
Flowey represents the honesty and transparency that most people wish they had.

>>150346998
Pretty sure loveless beings aren't good role models but you've already spun a villain in a positive light so there's no point in arguing with a retard

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>>150344443
I finally decide what I want to do with my career. Banking and dental can wait, I'm going to work with that spider woman. Besides, it's for a good cause and I get free reefer!

In my brilliance I resign and hang up my spatula; in this action I have transformed into BURGERPANTS LEVEL ONE: STILL BURGERPANTS?

>>150347114
Pure honesty and transparency isn't always a good thing.

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>>150346303
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy7lVCZ3pUU

I don't have a way to draw right now, sorry.

>>150347201
Congratulations!
Now you are jobless!

It was just a ruse, the spider is never gonna take you

>>150347114
You don't have to be a good person to be honest and transparent. Just like you don't have to be a bad person to leap to conclusions and insult people randomly.

>>150347201
Your name is Donutpants now. I hope you like spiders.

>>150346303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MiNHqR6yuw
I'm on it. It will be shit, though. And it will take a while.

>>150346218
God forbid someone actually talk about the game and it's characters for once instead of /soc/ posting. This is why people hate you

>>150344476
And what? His story is really sad. And he is a literally representation of players who are doing things because they can.

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On a coffee break, time for flowey
>>150344476
He's cute

>>150346303
>that song
Soo... Which race would each undertale choose to play as in Starbound, I wonder...

>>150347912
The Flowey you posted isn't really anything close to what we see in game so I dunno what you're talking about

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>>150347398
I'm not Donutpants now, but my new title is 'burger and donut pants guy' now. I'm also supposed to make at least 1000g on my first day. Now, that wouldn't be a problem, except what I'm selling is 9999G. How the hell am I gonna sell even one of these things?

>>150348110
Undress!

>>150348110
Frisk.

>>150346570
I can kind of understand that.
>>150346895
He's definitely an interesting character. I like the goat aspect of him more though.
>>150346998
Interesting interpretation. Most of the monsters are optimists, it's good to get a different perspective.
>>150347534
Asriel's story is really sad too, and essentially the same as Flowey's. Why not like goat instead of flower? Thematically I agree with you though, he and Chara represent the typical RPG player.

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>>150348057
Is this one better?
I don't have many saved on my phone sorry

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Post your favorite getting fucking murdered.

>>150348317
It just seems in general most people like Flowey pot Flowey which is a fan creation and has almost nothing in common with the Flowey we see in game, kind of like sans. It's why I can't take Flowey fags seriously. These people think hugging the flow would rekt in him having a cute annoyed face instead of you know, getting murdered by pellets

>>150348110
Don't you understand your name?
Shove them in your pants in 5-minute intervals. Whoever buys it first gets the freshest one.

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morning faggots, i just got up from a nap
how're things?

>>150348582
nah

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>>150348582
male Frisk?

nice

>>150348232
>Why not like goat instead of flower?
I like them both
>>150348653
Pot-Flowey is a hypothetical extension of the Flowey we see post-TP, who is sympathetic towards Frisk and co. and isn't murderous.

>>150348751
That's a cute Toriel, too bad she fucks a skeleton

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>>150348751
Morning. Thats a cute toriel

>>150348653
im not a floweyfan exactly but i like him cuz hes a little bastard and tricked me. those souls were mine dammit

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I'm not Sans. I'm my totally original character, Pants!

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>>150348805
dont care

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Anyone heard about this?

>>150348803
That particular Flowey isn't a very antagonistic one yet people still adorable this grumpy houses Flowey which doesn't exist undertale

>>150348927
>instead of dunking on you he just pantses you and embarrasses you to death

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>>150348729
No way in hell that'd work. Granted, those two chicks in the back alley didn't seem to mind it but some stranger is gonna notice, or worse, actually care!

>>150348176
I'm thinking I'd resort to that if I had to sell insurance.

>>150348217
Frisk! My little buddy must be loaded seeing how he hasn't been slaughtered by the royal guard. Maybe I'll coax him...her... it into a 'bargain.'

My morals aren't too high, so I'm not too against stealing from children.

>>150349296
Someone post that shadow image where he says "it will be as easy as stealing candy from a baby which is fine by me

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>>150348582
but i want him to be happy.

i don't have many pictures that aren't too edgy and dumb with fluffy hood that are old as shit though. I mean even though he's getting fucking killed it still feels TOO edgy.

>>150349296
Tell Frisk a total sob story

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>>150349296
I'm sure Frisk will pay you. Good luck, and put on your best smile!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CowBfgnVMAEq8un.jpg:orig
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CowBg-bUEAAL036.jpg:orig
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>>150349646
delete this

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>>150348582
He'll still turn back into a flower, so it's just rubbing salt into the wound.

>>150349734
Why is Frisk stabbing themself?

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>>150349442

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>>150348582

>>150349734
the first time i saw this pic all i could think was "aww look at his tiny feet"

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>>150346303
>>150347492
That's as much as I'm doing.
I can't into drawing trees, let alone upside down ones.

>>150350136
It's not too bad, anon. That's a great spider.

At least we can always comfort ourselves with the fact that Undertale updates more often than Helvetica.

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The demon is a cute.

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HEY YOU GUYS ARE BROWSING /utg/

THE WORST GENERAL ON /vg/

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>>150349514
As professionally as I can, I slam my body onto the ground and begin to sob in front of the kid. I tell him my job hardly pays and that I've been living off ham scraps like an eight-piece Mettameal McNobody. But he doesn't seem to show interest, or emotion for that matter.

>>150350629
I didn't realize. I'll leave right away.

>>150350646
Put on your best salesman smile.

>>150350629
YA BOOBAY

>>150350629
You spelt /sthg/ wrong.

>>150350904
You aren't wrong, /sthg/ hates anything remotely fun or funposting related.

>>150350285
Thank you.
In all honesty, I think my own drawings turn out a lot better when I leave them as nothing more than a small sketch. Usually, doing a proper outline and coloring in makes my stuff look way worse, making it a huge waste of time. I think I'll stick to this style for a while until I get better at it.

>>150351134
better than this place hating any and all discussion of the game

>>150348232
>someone understands my fetish
thanks anon
who am i kidding, there are weirder people than me in this general

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What if Frisk was the first fallen human instead of Chara? How would have things turned out differently?

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>>150350780
Seemed to work, because now the kid says he'll give me all his dough if I stop!

I have 500G, bit need 500G so Muffet doesn't tear me a new one. It's almost closing time and there isn't a monster in sight!

>>150351194
Good luck with your art, I am sure you can get better.

>>150351594
Just half all the coins

>>150351594
Fine, here is 9999999 G

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Hot fish

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>>150351504
Asriel would have become king.
Toriel and Asgore would have died from the whole boss monster SOUL siphon thing.
Barrier would have been broken eventually from humans living out their lives in the underground and passing away.

>>150351201
We had discussion in the last thread.

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>>150351843
Just the hottest

Never ever going to be updated and dead game general

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>>150346303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOwu07IJvXE

>>150352023
>implying half of the other generals aren't in the same boat

>>150352023
It's for the best.

>>150352164
That paper papyrus is so cute, anon! CUTE!

>>150352023
This entire website is the cesspool of autism. I'm not sure what you're expecting.

>>150352045
>spoiler free

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>>150351732
Something loud can be heard from the ceilings of Hotland. A boulder, no, a bag is plummeting down! And it's filled with gold! My hard work has finally payed off! I'm going to be rich! I'm going to be famous! I'm going...

fug every anon

Where's my daily reminder?

>>150351201
At least we discuss it on occasion, I left that shitpile after they literally decided that artist drama was a better discussion topic than the comics, recent reveals or Ken Penders' dumbfuckeries, at least those affected the franchise directly. I bet even when the stream was happening, when they weren't laughing at the techinical issues or Totinos or marking out at the trailers they were circlejerking about their favorite dramawhore artists. I bet they've even stooped to Chrisposting by now.

>>150352045
D'awwwww


>>150352456
This is gonna be good

>>150352456
...to cool leg
tanks for da mons, anon

>>150352456
The bag lands on his spine, shattering it.

The resulting surgery and rehabilitation costs 9999999 G.

>>150352678
daily reminder that your favorite is cute!

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>>150351843
Hot fish!

>>150352456
Act> Frisk saves burgercat, and burgercat gets the G.

>>150352505
no thank you

>>150352356
oh gosh, thank you! I can never get his head right

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>>150346303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJDyv-YVPgw
Here you go!

>>150352456
That's property of Mettaton, love. Touch it and you'll hear from his lawyers (ie. himself) in a few days.

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The flower is a cute.

>>150353038
>>150352456

Wrong! I donated it fuckbot. You threaten him, I'll tell the guards about your Doggo sex scandel and your tax dodging.

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>>150353123
I agree

>>150353240
Everything in Hotland is property of Mettaton. Thanks for the donation!

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>>150352678

>>150353329
Nope. That's not a true statement, they are property of the crown, including yourself.

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>>150346303
I was watching this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJTJ6_rChjk

https://twitter.com/UndertaleCringe
This is some gold right here.

>>150353430
hnnnnnnnnnng

>>150346303
I can't draw Temmie singing sucking dick, you nerd.

>>150353426
Reread the contract, dear. It should be in Section 7.3.44 under Gifts and Donations

>>150353473
cringe posting is more cringey than the stuff they are actually posting.

>>150353430
somebody come take a look at this cutie

>>150353430
YOU ARE A TREASURE

>>150353609
Nope, it's not there. I even triple checked. Your ass is gonna get send to the smelter if you keep your illegal activities up.

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>>150353886
You can't convict what you can't prove.

>you will NEVER EVER be as good as pumpkin at drawing cute
feels bad

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>>150353473
>giant bee fucking someone in the ass with its stinger

I kinda like this

>>150354072
Geek pls

>>150354038
Did you already forget the seventy tapes involving your unwanted sexual contact with Doggo and several of your "fans" that you drugged? Or the mountains of letters involving your tax evasion? Either step down or be scrapped.

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>>150352456
...I'm going to jail.

>>150354072
True. You can't. But you CAN come close if you keep practicing, anon!

>>150354176
Did you forget that Hotland is surrounded in lava? Or are you going to go digging in there to find the ashes?
If so, have fun. I'll wait.

>>150354072
that's like saying "ill never be as cool as papyrus" it's true but you can strive to be second best

>>150354261
Darnit BP, you can't do anything right!
[sitcom laughtrack]

>>150354296
Heh, shitbot, you forget, I already have all of the tapes, and the letters. I have all the evidence I need to have you thrown in the lava, or melted down into scrap.

>>150354072
no offense to pumpkin meant but dont be concerned with her, focus on your own stuff man. be the best you can be

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>>150354261
Please tell me the spider is okay.

>>150354489
she gets better

>>150354431
Do you? Or did they.. suddenly go missing in the night?
Hm, what a pity.

>>150354038
that is one smug bot

>>150354554
Nope, They are still in the place I stored them in, not even your illegal mercenaries could break in there. A true pity, they almost put up a fight.

>>150354543
Oh. That's a relief.

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>>150354641
You might want to check again.

>>150354675
wait did I say better? i meant worse. she's dead. sorry anon. don't know how that one slipped.

>>150354735
Already did, baby cakes. Still there.

>>150354072
>have fun doing my own thing
>art looks like shit and nobody likes it but me
>doesn't matter, it feels good to make something

c'mon son

>>150354808
Was it still there 5 minutes ago-- OH NO. WHAT IS THAT SMELL. IS THAT.. SMOKE?

>>150354926
Oh, that's just my pancakes, bot. Want some?

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>>150346303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1Z3TL1EP5o

9000 hours in MS Paint.

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>>150354983
I don't trust you, somehow.

Would you like mine instead?

>>150355173
Hmm....
Why don't we make a fresh batch now, where we can both keep an eye on each other, eh?

>>150355042
A lot of the musical is cringe but there are a few good songs. That one is meh.

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>>150354261
My boss is dead, and everyone's gonna think it was me! I can't go back to jail! Not after what happened at Grillby's.

I need to figure out how to get rid of a body, make sure the kid doesn't tell, and try and had 99,999G. This nightmare really just doesn't end. Also I leveled up I guess.

LEVEL UP: BURGERMESS

TO BE CONTINUED

>>150355320
That sounds lovely!
Do you mind if I make it a special episode of my cooking show?
Two opposing forces, bonding over food!

>>150354072
Thinking like that is the reason you'll never make it anon
As amazing as pumpkin is, nobody is really "unique"
Anyone could be as good as her with time and effort

>>150355656
Sure, why not....but before we do so. I have a deal for you, bot. I'll stop threatening to have you arrested/scrapped/melted if you stop inappropriately violating monsters. What do you say?

>>150354072
Don't think about being good or bad at drawing, just enjoy what you are doing. Have fun.

>>150355770
>nobody is really "unique"
Dna, brain activity and fingerprints beg to differ.

IT UPDATE
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7653034

>>150356035
But consensual is fine, right? I still have very enthusiastic fans, after all.

>>150356178
I thought you died

>>150356191
Yes, yes. Consensual is fine, as long as there isn't any knockout drugs or illegal narcotics, or physical violence that could lead to serious injury.

>>150356350
I've always been here, I just don't post IT UPDATE all the time dumdum

>>150356384
Deal!!
Now burn whatever you managed to hide.

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>>150355042
Didn't notice it said favorite.

>>150346303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukVQZeU2RME

May as well post new song too.

So did that kid who allegedly killed himself over skeleton incest actually kill himself or did his parents just ground him for all the skeleton porn on his tumblr?

>>150356842
Does anyone honestly care?

>>150353538
>>150346303

I hope you were not the one sucking dick and that it was this you were reffering to.

http://picosong.com/tzGp/

>>150356491
Already sent it to the void.

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Alright, let's try this again.
"That's it? Why didn't you pick a different flower to mutilate?" -Flowey
"Where am I?" -Frisk
"You're in the underground, my child, where monsters live." -Toriel
"Hey buddy. You didn't answer my question." -Flowey
What do?

>>150356937
i wouldn't ask if I wasnt curious, son

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gotes are made for hugging

>>150356953
Hey now-- what if Gaster finds it?

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>>150356941

>>150357006
Tell Flowey to shut up.
But call him Asriel to mess with both him and Toriel.

>>150356842
he faked it for the dramas

>>150357098
Gaster has seen every possible timeline, he doesn't give a Jerry's ass about it.

>>150357006
Ask Toriel for some food

do you think we'll make it another Christmas

>>150357638
Yes.

>>150357332
I suppose, plus it's not like he can tell anyone about it.

You're so cheeky though.

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>>150357086
Would you hug him? I'd hug him. I'd hug him hard.

>>150357709
What do you mean? Do you know something I don't? I don't want to die!

>>150357669
Just part of who I am, bot. Just like how you're a charismatic roboghost.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10892992

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>>150357805
yes

>>150357908
Forget I said anything and try to enjoy the time you have left anon.

>>150357135
that art is shit
if you erase the face it is clearly facing the screen but the face is not

>>150356172
Well I put it in quotes because I meant unique in the bullshit spiritual sense. Obviously there are physical differences between everyone otherwise biometric security wouldn't be a thing.

What I meant is pumpkin is proof that it's possible to learn to draw things that cute

>>150357709
>we are going to die in 3 days
what

>>150358085
Temmie faces can literally detach themselves.

>>150358085
>applying human physics to a Tem
I believe you are the Shit here

>>150358129
I've paid assassins worldwide to kill every anon, including myself, in just 3 days

>>150357709
i have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days

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hello /utg/ any cute requests?

>>150358376
Can we see a colored version of that picture?

>>150358085
That anon at least tried to make OC.
You just sit there and shitpost based on your non-existant art skills.

Don't be rude. We all want to chill out here, man.

>>150358324
Why 3 days? What if we want to die sooner?

>>150357709
If this is non-ironic i'd like you to elaborate.

>>150358376
Asriel dressed as Alice in Wonderland.

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It's a quiet night tonight, anons. So peaceful and serene.
LET'S RUIN IT WITH MUSIC!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG8asZmMJ_c

>>150358376
blooky + mettaton + music

>>150358376
goats on a hot air balloon

>>150358324
why

>>150358376
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/7653034
Undyne taking the Snowdin dog unit for a walk.

>>150358324
How many Bitcoins did that cost?

>>150358376
alphys as godzilla

>>150358324
Aww, my shipment of chocolate from Germany arrives in a week!
Can you call them off for a bit?

>>150358324
i'm not dying yet, faggot

>>150358717
Not that many, surprisingly
>>150358759
Depends.
Can I have some of your chocolate?

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>>150358672
Wow, I must remeber not to have dumb shit on copy paste before I make a post. DAMN THEE ANON WHO POSTED THAT AND DAMN ME FOR LOOKING AT IT!

Here, have a poppet for your troubles.

>>150358480
It's classified.

>>150358904
I suppose you can. It is dark chocolate, 70 percent cocoa.

>>150357709
>deleted
ANON WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING

>>150359164
Pfffft oh gee

>>150358517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_if8Y9PdDHg

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>>150359164
oh no

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>According to the Undertale Kickstarter, there were originally plans for the protagonist to have a robot husband, which is presumed to be Mettaton.[6] This feature ended up being cut out of the final version of the game for unknown reasons.[7]
>TFW Mettaton could've been my husbando

that palm tree exeggutor is so perfectly ridiculous

>>150358324
spare me please, I'll draw anything you want just don't kill me anon

>>150359561
Draw cute

>>150359561
draw mtt ass

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>>150359548
Why must you guys remind me, every single day

its shamchat time everyone