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NORMANS edition

(Looted) thread: >>150124649

READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.

LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:
E3 Bannerlord siege videos:
[YouTube] Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord E3 2016 Siege Gameplay Trailer
[YouTube] Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord E3 2016 Siege Gameplay Extended

E3 interview by Techraptor :
[YouTube] Mount & Blade 2 Bannerlord Developer Interview - E3 2016

Last blog:
https://www.taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/16

OLDER BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS: See Pastebin

PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/2ZjZZZpc

M&B Wiki: http://mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Mount_and_Blade_Wiki

NOOB GUIDE: http://imgur.com/a/FMAqV

M&B VERSION ARCHIVES
>ftp://ftp.taleworlds.com/

Anon's mods and upstab guide:
http://pastebin.com/agwZu9Df

>/mbg/ Steamgroup
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mountandbladevg

Module Recommendations:

>Anon's ACOCK minimod
https://mega.nz/#F!JRQ1DRqA!Evh-3Q3uQRbaLzR4LiQ85A
>Gekonewer
https://mega.nz/#F!itxViDAT!PhBfJWsjATkdqN28V2kZ5g
>Swedish Mayonnaise
https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php?topic=211788.0
>DICKplomacy 4.3.0.2
Full Version:
https://mega.nz/#!89AFUZzL!GZz2NCqbE4CA-qTNWvMSfnanIldmRdjTkCCV4e3_TB4
Patch:
https://mega.nz/#!NtQk1TwC!dp0ojHfkWmRGM4foOxsNKFShX_6HQt7qWNVwCqR56nM
Patch:
https://mega.nz/#!A9YFDagY!CTYUHzJ0URmo_VfG-aXskTEtJ701GSR9OoefVcHADew

>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do ?"
Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people)
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>>150320126
1st for free taleworlds from turkish prison erdogan
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>>150320126
>[YouTube] Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord E3 2016 Siege Gameplay Trailer
>[YouTube] Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord E3 2016 Siege Gameplay Extended
>[YouTube] Mount & Blade 2 Bannerlord Developer Interview - E3 2016
oop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=705at0Pr4fM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iObwq1WaxQ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txjEMt7utv
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I'm posting Boba Fett until we get a good Star Wars mod for Warband.
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I'm posting a picture of Geroge Washington until we get a decent American Revolutionary War mod
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>>150320370
What about Bear Force
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>>150320353
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txjEMt7utv
oop (2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txjEMt7utvE
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>>150320475
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I'm posting Ozzy, the slave trade ostrich until we get a good 17th century african slaver mod
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>>150320580
Fuck you ozzy, you still owe me 2 bucks for that chocolate bar you faggot
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I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.
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>>150320817
There's a romance of the three kingdoms mod though.
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>>150320935
Only one I keep finding is "Romance of the three kingdoms & dynasty warriors" so
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LONG MAY HE REIGN
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>>150321130
http://www.nexusmods.com /mbwarband/mods/3779/?
This is the one that I play. I don't know if this was the one you were complaining about
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keep getting a WSE error about having an unsupported game type despite using a steam version of the game, any suggestions?
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God's chosen people
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>you will never have a pure, Steppe waifu

Why even live?
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>>150321423
>Last updated at 15:24, 4 Sep 2012
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I'm posting Atawallpa until we get a good Pre-Columbian Mesoamerica/Andes mod
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>>150320443
too few factions for it to be good
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>>150321912
Americans
British
Sioux Nation
Spanish
French
Hessian Mercenaries
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>>150321641
feels bad
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>>150321587
Go home mountain piggu.
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>>150321641
cancer
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This post is dedicated to Lucius Artorius Castus, the legitimate king of Britain.
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>>150322670
Live for cancer? Doesnt sound too good desu
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>>150322696
ded and rotting
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It's out
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>>150324708
What's out, anon?
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>>150324746
my dick
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Whenever I try to take this castle, the other vassals troop block the ladders, making everyone else clump up and get pushed off.
It's happened every time.
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First for Harambe.
Posting Harambe until warband gets a good harambe mod.
Rest in piece Captain Lust Community manager of TW, sources have confirmed he was put to death by firing squad early this afternoon.
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>>150324887
Don't you even fucking joke about you dick.
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>>150324887
>Harambe
http://www.abc15.com/news/national/democracy-2016/clinton-trump-a-gorilla-what-a-unique-question-tells-us-about-polls-1
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>>150324995
>we will finally get a competent community manager
Great
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>>150320370
Why not a real Mandalorian like Sabine Wren
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>>150321912
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>the sturgians are not slavs
>they're generic "le ebin vikings xD"
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>>150327703
no one cares about the lore
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>>150327927
how did we go from this.........
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>>150328049
.... to this?
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>>150328049
Slavs are historically irrelevant.
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>>150328049
they might have some troops and armour like that. we haven't seen all their troops
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I'm posting a mildly bored asian man until we get the Bannerlord released. And not just some shitty blogpost either.
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>>150328513
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiittttttttt
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>>150328513
She could pull off a faith from mirror's edge pretty well.
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>>150328394
no they're not, and that's also a non-argument
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>>150328513
>report
I don't like him either, but no
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>>150329171
Yes they are, and it's the only argument needed. Slavs are only important to other slavs. Celts can at least claim some relevance.
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>>150328513
>tumblr
fuck off NIGGER
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Are you ready to help the Wiccan Battanians reclaim their land from the invaders?
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>>150328394
Everyone is historically irrelevant in the grand scheme of things, anon. Not just the slavs.
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>>150329815
oh yes. archers for days.

It'd be nice if the game had any sort of actual ambushing mechanic and fighting that wasn't just 2 armies meeting on the field in a head-on fight.
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>>150329815
Battania will be the first faction eliminated every game, get ready for that Vlandian dick
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>>150329984
The Wiccan Gods will give us a champion to lead the Battanians to victory over everyone.
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>>150327703
Rurik was a Finn, not a Scandinavian viking.
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>>150330398
PUTIN IS FINNO-UGRIC
TURK IS TURK
TURKS ARE MONGOL SUN GODS
GREEKS IS TURK
RUSSIANS IS TURK
GERMANS IS TURK
ARMENNIYA IS TURK
BULGARS IS TURK
CROATS IS TURK
ROMANIANS IS TURK
FINNS IS MONGOLS AND MONGOLS IS TURK SO FINNS IS TURK
EVERYONE IS TURK
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>>150330812
Ah, Attila, a true Turkish hero!
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>>150330812
>we wuz emprahs
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>>150330812
>>150331036
just how big is the twg/mbg overlap? I thought the whole everyone is a turk thing was a twg meme
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Posting Kublai Khan in honour of the poster who posted for the honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.
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His enemies are many. His equals are none. In the shade of olive trees, they said the Rhodoks could never be conquered. In the land of Sultans and whores, they said the Sarranids could never be humbled. In the realm of forest and snow, they said the Vaegirs could never be tamed.

Now they say nothing.
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BECAUSE IN THE END KING FUCKING RAGNAR CONQUERED THEM ALL. NOW HE IS THE LEGITIMATE AND ONLY RULER OF CALRADIA.

LONG MAY HE REIGN.
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>"Wait your turn"
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>>150332761
total war is such shit to have used the same campaign system for decades
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>>150331036
ATILLA IS EUROASIAN HORSE LORD
HORSE LORDS IS MONGOL
MONGOL IS TURK
ATILLA IS TURK
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Vaegirs have ten fucking towns in my game. When are the AI factions going to realize this and gangbang them?
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>>150333125
They fear them. Like a force of nature, a dealer in thunder and death.
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>>150332424
In my current game he's in my prison offering his boipucci to me every night
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Hmm
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>>150335015
Do you actually have to honor the agreement if you say so?
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>>150335130
probably but I suppose you can just chase after them when they leave
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God damnit! manual blocking is so fucking hard.
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>>150335978
do you have no arms per chance
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>>150320126
What is the optimal level of power draw for dickplomacy? I want to 1 shot most targets with a longbow, but I also don't want to spend 10 levels just to 1 shot something when I could spend 3 levels to 2 shit it.
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>>150336698
I haven't played it yet, but since it should be mainly native, then power draw 7 in good enough.
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>>150336186
some nigga played multiplayer with us using a guitar hero controller a while back
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>>150337018
How'd he do
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>>150337018
with kinect or something, I'd imagine that would be really hard Tbh
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>>150321641
>steppe
>pure

I don't care how pure you are, if you smell like someone set a pile of horse shit on fire, I'll pass.
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What is dickplomacy?
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>>150337871
It's what you call when my dick goes so far up your mother's ass, I won't have to negotiate anymore.
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>>150337871
A mod
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What did the dickplomacy patches fix?
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Yo Dickplomacy anon, could you release the python files so i can create some foul mouthed companions that use chink assets?
I'd be really happy
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>>150336698
Damage dissipates over time, so there's no real issue in maxing it out.
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>>150338737
*distance
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>>150336698
10 or bust
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>>150340739
That's some nice info. Is there more of this kind?
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>>150340739
>>150340987
What is the best starting history to be if I want to be a female horse archer who is amazing at being a leader?
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>>150324887
I want this stupid forced meme to fucking die.
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>>150341350
Hah, literally describing my current play. I hit super random so I can't remember my story.

I had some trade and leadership at the beginning, I started with a bow and without a banner. No sword only a knife.

Maybe that will say something about the start, if any.
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>>150341963
I can't really get dickplomacy to work at all. I added the optional files...
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>>150340739
Does riding work in a similar manner to power draw?
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>>150344961
Stop
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dickplomacy anon, does next update add having lewd time with the lady you're courting? I wanna go around cucking lords
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>>150341875
Harambe already died you disrespectful Rhodok scum
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>>150346690
Minmax is the only way to go
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>>150340739
keep in mind missile velocity is an important stat. There is no questioning that of course if you want to be a mounted archer then you make a mounted archer and not some sort of crappy crossbowman. And the bows superior rate of fire means that if you want to be a primarily ranged character (bow and two quivers with a backup melee) then you go bow.

But the siege crossbow has an advantage that people often forget, and that is that its ranges for shield penetration are longer than the warbow due to the way velocity effects damage.

With a masterwork siege crossbow (or a warbow for that matter) you can shoot right through shields and headshot lesser enemies, but a crossbow is better suited for this for two reasons. One, its higher speed gives it a further range before the damage decreases enough for a shield to stop it, and two, a crossbow is better for this kind of thing since you need to be pretty close anyway and the ability to hold the shot untill the right moment is useful for this purpose.
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Welsh > Gaels > Angles > Scots/Picts > Jutes > Saxons
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FUCK ragnar piece of shit i took TIHR all by myself back from the sandniggers and he says i have been rewarded enough and doesn't let me have it what the actual fuck? Most my buddies say ive been rewarded already i had one village few weeks ago but i lost it during war because i had to help pieceofshit ragnar and now i have no fiefs, maybe it's bugged...? Playing native expansion.
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>>150351367
>Sandniggers
>on tihr

how?
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>>150351530
Ragnar is fucking shit and bad leader i just kicked his ass in duel and ive been sucking his dick for months he still doesn't let me lead tihr holyshit maybe i just fuck him up completely with sandniggers fucking ragnar making me furious.
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>>150351530
The lord who owned Tihr probably jumped ship to the Sarranids. How progressive.
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>>150351804
I know this faggotry
Lots of nord lords went to the vaegirs
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>>150351695
Kick his head in then
Leave this fucking place, join forces with the Claimant if you love the Nords so much, or just start a new kingdom and completely wreck them
It's your choice my nigga, you know he's gonna give Tihr to himself, he's fucking mocking all your hard work
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>>150351924
Guess they wanted to stop being le ebin vikings
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>>150321767
B&G: Caribbean!
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>>150352256
OK my man i will drink blood from his skull.
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>>150352616
I want to put my penis inside of her, if you know what I mean.
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>>150352616
>B&G: Caribbean!
>Pre-Columbian
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>>150353028
I'm sure you man AFTER she is baptized. Right?
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>>150353198
Baptized by water and then baptized by my dick.
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>>150353389
Amen.
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What kind of character should I play?

Starting a campaign.
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>>150353670
A feminine noble who wants to create the kingdom of heaven on earth.
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>>150353670
a steppe fuccboi that gets tossed around by bands of looters
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>>150353670
A Crusader purging the steppe and desert fags to the south
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I haven't taken over Calradia yet but native is getting stale. The Rhodoks are especially irritating to siege and fight against.

Is it time to try out mods?
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>>150356002
are you in good relations with your king?
just ask him to take the castles, even if he loses a lot of troops while winning, he wont complain
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When's the last time you cucked the whole map in any module, /mbg/?
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>>150358003
I wish Attila were better optimized
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>>150358097
Same. I think it's a pretty great game, otherwise.
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>>150358003
Never
I never played any mod, native included, to completition.
I'm a low energy fag.
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>>150359363
same desu
I usually play until defeating one faction before getting bored
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>>150352948
>900 denars
What the fuck, why does every king give you fucking 900 shits?
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>>150353745
I sorta wish Vinland saga didn't have the timeskip, I miss the qt 3.14 dude
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so my dickplomacy source files got corrupted ayy lmao rip
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The Bannerlord alpha looks AMAZING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OuKjxAvD6w
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all the changes that I made in dickplomacy in the last few days have been lost cause I'm a retard that doesn't keep backups
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>>150363764
pls no
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>>150363543
HOLY SHIT WE CAN USE SIEGE WEAPONS IN BATTLE NOW
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>start game
>do some shit
>jumped by deserters
>get bored and quit
How do I stop this?
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>playing dickplomacy
What makes this different from normal diplomacy again?
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>>150364715
formations
horse archery AI
bugfixes
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>>150363764
never mind managed to find a backup and merge it with the corrupted file with winmerge
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>>150365012
wait so is it dickplomacy thats causng my troops to instantly form 1/2 lines at the start? Can I change the settings for that ?
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>>150365365
do you want them to F1-F3 at start instead?
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>>150365478
yeah, charge at the start. Gets a bit annoying playing defense when I never siege.
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>>150365796
do you just typically not use any commands in battle or what
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I hope to God they abandon that shitty default Mount and Blade font before Bannerlord is released.

It's the worst part of these games. It's like the comic sans of old-timey fonts.
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>>150366581
>It's like the comic sans of old-timey fonts.
No, that would be Papyrus. But it's similar.
Papyrus as the subtitle font pretty much ruined Avatar for me **or it would have if the whole movie wasn't Dances with Wolves in Space**
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>sperging about fonts
lmao
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>>150367495
Wait I thought it was Pocahuntas?
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Do I have to download both patches for Dickplomacy? What do they change?
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>>150370675
https://mega.nz/#!A9YFDagY!CTYUHzJ0URmo_VfG-aXskTEtJ701GSR9OoefVcHADew

you only need to download the 7.6 mb patch, it fixes several bugs, mostly
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Do Dickplomacy Anon said he is working on adding a Brothel.

Can I force the "Ladies" I have captured to work in it like in CK2?
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>>150329815
>>150330174
what is this wiccan meme
do you mean pagan?
did I get memed on for saying that?
explain yourself
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http://leasroom.blog13.fc2.com/blog-entry-52.html
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>>150374732
Wicca is just celtic paganism, anon.
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don't know why I thought this would be a good idea
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>>150376315
>caring about the life of your subordinates
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>>150376490
>kill subordinates
>enemy fucking tramples you
Sounds like somebody should care a little more
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>>150376581
>he didn't form square
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>>150321587
>a being higher above humans than humans are above dust motes
>choosing anything
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>>150325093
>literally "I don't know who the fuck this is but he's probably better than either Clinton or Trump"
Wew
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>>150331731
At least baptistfucker isn't here

>>150327703
>swedish girl not happy
>swede guy not patting the mudslime on the back
"no"
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>>150366112
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>>150353198
>>150353580
Fuck off shitty baptistfags

>>150358003
You wuz kangz once
WUZ
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FUCK YOU RAGNAR, I'M DONE WITH YOU

I WIPE OUT THE SWADIANS AS MARSHAL AND ALL YOU GAVE ME WAS DHIRIM, THE CITY WITH AN "INVADERS WELCOME" SIGN ON THE ASSFLAPS OF EVERY COMMONER IN THE CITY

I WIPE OUT THE SARRANIDS ON MY FUCKING OWN AND YOU GIVE ME DICK ALL

THE PURPLE GOOK CAVALRY CAPTURES THE CITY IN PISSING DISTANCE OF YOUR THRONE AND I TAKE IT BACK, ALL ON MY OWN, I LOSE 25 HUSCARLS DURING THE FIGHT, AND NOTHING, NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT

EVERY GOD DAMNED WEEK I GET A MESSAGE SAYING "King Ragnar has bestowed a castle on Jarl Mohammed Snackbar" WHO JOINED US 3 DAYS AGO AFTER JUST RAIDING YOUR VILLAGE

"You have been wronged!" YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT I'VE BEEN WRONGED, YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO GIVE IT TO JARL GIBSMEDAT AGAIN. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO.
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Just do it m8
I've just recently wiped out the nords from my map as well
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>>150379669
>ALL YOU GAVE ME WAS DHIRIM
>he doesn't know what Dhirim is worth
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>>150379669
>is nord
>literally KEKED by sandniggers
LIKE POTTERY
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>>150379669
>tfw having 5 out of 7 nord cities
Ragnar is my waifu, LONG MAY HE REIGN!
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>>150381659
>he doesn't know what Dhirim is worth
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>>150382017
Why...What is it worth?
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>>150382268
Is this some satire shit
>first monotheistic
Even Judiasm wasn't.
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>>150382395
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>>150382458
>directly contradicts the Quran, the New Testament, and the Old Testament
>the Chinese and Japanese never had anything approaching monotheism at any point
>or the Romans or Greeks really
>Tengri has an entirely different system
>the Germans and Gauls have meme religions
No seriously, is this satire?
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>>150382268

Nothing.
.............
.....everything!
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>>150382610
This is what chinks actually believe.

>>150382647
Wow that is deep.
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>>150382685
>this is what chinks actually believe
给我滚
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>>150382758
>给我滚
I shit you not.
This is made by some slanteye girl in chinkland. Her profile is full of pictures of pagodamosques.
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>>150382938
That's retarded though
The Muslims we have here are just based and great at making lamb, they're neither fanatical nor retarded, they're even pretty friendly. The only thing I've found is that they usually request you don't eat pork inside their restaurant (there's a lot of vendors or take-it-and-go stores that sell little bundles of spiced pork as a snack)
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>>150383294
>request you don't eat pork inside their restaurant
Why? Do they have a boner for pigs like hindu have for cows?
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>>150382610
Muslims think that all their prophets got islam from god but people kept fucking it up. They think everyone is actually born a muslim, so you can't actually "convert" to islam instead they say you "revert."
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>>150383689
>They think everyone is actually born a muslim
So I can look forward to houri? That's pretty cool I guess.
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>>150383501
No, Muslims can't eat pork and it's considered rude to eat pork near them or something as it's a tainted animal or some bullshit, I don't know the theological basis for it.
Seeing as it's their restaurant (as in these are often owned by a group of muslim friends and they're relatively small in size, not 4-5* huge things) and their property they kind of have the right to request you not bring in something from outside that their theology says no to. It's rude to bring food into a restaurant anyway desu.
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>>150383689
>all their prophets got islam from god
Good thing a lot of religions don't have prophets then.
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>>150382685
>chinese
you sure it's not some malaysian or indonesian?
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>>150384031
No, it just means you have abandoned the laws of god and will burn for all eternity for it.
>>150384196
Non-abrahamic religions aren't considered religion at all by muslims. They think it's all just a bunch of ignorant bullshit. Strictly speaking only islam is religion in the view of muslims; the other abrahamic religions are just islam that got all fucked up into a barely recognizable state. So if you hear a muslim talk about freedom of religion, what they are actually talking about is freedom to practice islam, meaning shariah law. Freedom and justice = freedom from the laws of man and justice according to allah.
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>>150386382
Technically speaking that makes sense, seeing as humans hardly have a right to mete out justice on other humans.
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>>150386382
go back to /pol/.
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>>150386714
someone woke Ahmed up
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>>150386714
>implying
Mate just
The Quran specifically says to treat the people of the book as if they're of the same (and only) religion, Zoroastrianism is mentioned but not specifically put in which is what the whole debacle in Persia was about when it got conquered, but no one else is mentioned, implying no one else is of the One True (and the One and Only) religion.
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is there a way to get more than the same old 2 battle scenes when attacking a Caravan in VC?
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just squashed all the remaining bugs with custom banners
now time to work on brothels and whatever else people suggested
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>>150388632
YES YES YES
pls add segred weapons
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>>150388702
what's a segred weapon
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>>150388770
overpowered weapons
Also did you add the hairs from Warphilia? Specifically the chink-looking ones he ripped from chink mods
I want to play as a kerghit sex-sleeve turned rider
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>>150388632
lewd visit lady/lord quest
customizable ladies/lords, much like you can do with companions
sex stats, for science purposes
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>>150388884
hairs? you mean like hair meshes or the head models that are treated like hair?
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>>150389056
The hair meshes, not the head models.
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>>150389040
I believe you can already customize your wife as a traveling companion in diplomacy
I don't think you can dress your husband though
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Sup /mbg/ anything hot these days?
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>>150389282
Who're you supposed to be
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>>150389621
:,(
>>150324887

Well I'll stick around anyway, in case anyone has any questions.
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>>150389282
any new sandals Franko
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is there another hoster for dickplomacy?
>mega
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>>150389673
How do I know if your trip is real or not
Post proof
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>>150389695
Nope... I only got those in June

>>150389730
I've used it before
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>>150389814
ayylmao
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>>150389282
Empire factions better be diverse
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>>150389814
How is the studio and everyone doing, considering the latest developments?
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>>150389814
can you shut the fucking slavposter up already and confirm Vlandians aren't just le ebin vikings
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>>150389814
does the empire have regional subcultures? historically there were no homogeneous empires, different regions of the empire should have slightly different customs, even from before the split
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>>150389814
Add upstab
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>>150389282
dickplomacy
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>>150389814
Will the girls still be as disgustingly fuckugly as they were in Warband and Viking Conquest or will they finally be not pukeworthy? The sword sister looked somewhat better but I don't think we've seen a character screen yet
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>>150389934
>Sturgians
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>>150389934
>Vlandians
Pull the trigger
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>>150389814
do what
>>150389949
says, please. at least make it optional if you don't like it.
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This does seem to be a trip used by a "Frank" that has answered questions before. Just google it or search it on fireden
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>>150390054
>>150390053
one second before you could correct me nigger delete your post
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>>150390048
I hope they look disgustingly fuckugly.
Waifufags are a cancer and only faggots notice how women look in M&B.
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>>150389814
anything happened to any of the studio members during or after the coup?
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>>150390157
>all women are -1/10, real men don't care haha
Kill yourself Elliot
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>>150389814
will sturgians look more like this than in the E3 footage? Currently they're leaning a little too much towards nord rather than vaegir

can you also confirm whether vaegirs have been retconned? they don't appear to have a predecessor faction, and none of the towns that we have seen so far on the map have a similar name to any of the vaegir towns. 100 years shouldn't be enough to wipe out any trace of previous civilizations, particularly Place-Names, which historically usually were continuous for 1000s of years
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>>150389814
>>150389949
>>150390092
Add upstab for god's sake or at least look into actually making spear attacks more viable.

It's a crime that the spear, the main weapon of ancient armies is treated as an afterthought.
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>>150389871
>>150389936
I mentioned it in the office and I think I gave a response in a blog or interview. Basically don't expect much in terms of different troop types etc. but like any faction, the empire subfactions will vary as a result of the personalities of their leader and vassals. Factors like that will have impact but culturually, you can expect them to be at least very close.

>>150389880
I can't speak for everyone but it hasn't affected much. It was very shocking on that Friday night but everyone came in on Monday like nothing happened and it wasn't much discussed. Hard to know how to react, really.

>>150389934
Vlandia are closer to Swadia/Rhodoks. Sturgia are in the realms of Kievan Rus but definitely weighted towards Nordic culture.

>>150389949
Not my decision but I've said how big of an issue it is here.
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>>150390136
too mutch trouble. i'll jist hope he's the real frank.
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>>150390209
I think Vaegirs themselves are invaders in the Warband lore, but I can't remember

>>150390275
>Basically don't expect much in terms of different troop types
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>>150390275
>Sturgia are in the realms of Kievan Rus but definitely weighted towards Nordic culture.
dirty Pole won't like that
very nice
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>>150390275
>Not my decision but I've said how big of an issue it is here.
Based Frank
Also, will it be possible to add new cultures to Bannerlord, so at least we can split up the factions on our own if we feel like it?
Will leader succession be a thing, because immortal demigod lords are really quite annoying and sometimes you just want to execute the sonofabitch or shoot him through the face but he just won't die in Warband.
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>>150390383
It was mentioned that they came from over the mountains, weren't it? Just like the khergits came from the east and whatnot.
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>>150390383
>>150390450
if you think about it though they're all invaders

though, I imagine all of them were once part of Calradia's client-states or territory outside of 'Calradia Proper'
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>>150390570
>madamge
???
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>>150390275
will the player character have kids, age and die then succeeded by the kids. or is it just AI lords?
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Help?
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>>150390136
Thanks, anon.

>>150390048
We've talked about our face customisation a lot... more work is being done on the females but the goal is for there to be range. That includes traditionally beautiful looking characters, as well as those with more asymmetry and stronger features. That applies for male and female.

>>150390180
Nobody has been directly affected as far as I know, but I can't speak for extended family or friends. Still, nothing I've heard.

>>150390209
Lore isn't something which gets a whole lot of attention in the office. I don't have an explanation for that now... there might be one already but Vaegirs are most closely related to the Sturgians. We didn't show many of their archers, or mounted troops at E3, so that's why they might have seemed more nordified.
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>>150390275
will there be anything done to balance out heavy cavalry so that the optimal strategy isn't just to amass massive amounts of heavy cav and F1 and F3?
will horse archery AI finally be fixed so that horse archers actually circle around the enemy and shoot arrows instead of suiciding by charging headfirst into melee combat?
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>>150390696
there's multiple versions of the mb_warband.exe that are labeled as 1.168. WSE only supports one of them, the main thread for WSE has the download link
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>>150390773
Yeah the meta in Warband SP was pretty stale. It was way too easy to defeat armies many times larger with a decent number of knights.

I'm happy that they've gone far to fix the biggest issue which is sieges though.
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>>150390446
We have mentioned death before but I can't give any more detail than that right now. Creating cultures... can't think of a way this would be possible without a mod. What did you have in mind?

>>150390630
Can't talk about this at all.
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>>150390275
As far as troop command, there's certain troops that legitimately need to be in a formation, and hold that formation, to be effective (pikemen and spearmen for example as well as heavy infantry when cav starts charging).
Will troops be able to be ordered to hold a specific formation, without turning to face the enemy or anything? Can they advance in that formation while holding it? Will pikemen be able to brace and will it be possible and more common for them to switch to swords or something when fighting up close?
Will mass be a thing? As it is you can basically walk into infantry as cavalry and knock him down, when even a full charge into a block of heavy infantry would just kind of fail after the first line or two as the infantry braced themselves and held their comrades in place.

>>150390910
>Creating cultures... can't think of a way this would be possible without a mod. What did you have in mind?
Just that, can we mod in cultures easily and assign them to factions?

>can't talk about this
Confirmed :^)
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>>150389715
recommend me a better upload site
i don't know about upload sites, and I'm temporarily living in the eastern hemisphere
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>>150390910
So far you have only been releasing standalone titles (leaving DLCs to other teams)
Can you tell us if that is going to change? With all the resources you have had access to and the time invested it seems Bannerlord could reasonably be a foundation for future DLCs and expansions.
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>>150390747
Hey Frank, a few quick questions regarding troops & trees if you can, please. Sorry if any of these have been answered before.
-Is there a troop tree viewer in game? EG a screen that lays out the paths a troop can take as they're upgraded.
-Is each unit still limited to 2 upgrade options, or eg can we make the peasant turn into 1 of 3 or even more different things? I've seen some troop trees in mods that are kind of awkward because a troop can only go in 2 different directions.
-Are all of the troop trees more expanded compared to Warband, or just apparently the tonsa-options imperials?
-Is our only/main method of troop recruitment still recruit peasants from villages that upgrade to knights eventually? Do castles or towns offer recruitment options at all?
-When a player conquers a town/village/city and then goes to recruit men from it, are they troops of the original owner's culture, or can you like make your kingdom and all of what it owns set to another culture?

>>150391056
For smaller stuff (<100mb) I like uploadmb.com. It's not as cool as mega, but it's solid.
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>>150391121
Yes.
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>>150391054
In one of the videos, I think it was from PC Gamer this spring, they showed cavalry plowing through infantry (archers I think) Medieval 2: TW style.
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>>150390747
>>150391158
I would like to know about recruitment options as well
running around hiring peasants and mercenaries in late-game M&B was quite tedious
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>>150391216
Right but archers are super fucking light infantry and can't reasonably brace. If mass is implemented, an Imperial cataphract should slam right through even a huscarl line but light horsemen might grind to a stop as the mail-wearing infantry brace for impact.
Also it'd make chariots and elephants something we can mod in more easily, just by giving them absolutely massive mass and letting them be able to just charge through enemies like they were used historically.
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>>150391345
I thought horses charging through formations didn't happen back then as they would be scared and rear
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>>150391673
Well like not through pikewalls, sure, but a trained horse could easily plow through a line or two of infantry or just trample archers.
Also chariots were used basically the way you'd drive a truck through a crowd, except the person / people on it would have bows and spears too. Imagine the Nice guy basically.
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>>150390773
Heavy cavalry will always be strong in field battles, while our goals remain to provide an accurate simulation. We have done lots of work on AI, so I think it's fair to say that you might encounter better resistance than exists in Warband but ultimately lots of Heavy Cav are going to serve you well in the open field.

What we can and (probably) will balance is how easy it is to amass and maintain those forces. Also, being 200 years before WB, you can expect top tier cav to be less tanky, for the most part.

Can't really talk about HAs but... hopefully!

>>150391054
You're asking a lot of detail here, and I really can't go that deep into it but we have talked about physics and mass playing a role, as well as demoing some of its effects at the PC Gamer Weekender. We have done work to improve weapon selection AI... I'm not going to make a guarantee that they'll always get things right because AI is still AI but certainly we're aiming for them to a do a better job most of the time.

Our focus has never really been on having these tight, systemic formations. Priority is certainly on making sure that battles feel involving, believable and working on AI to make most troops do their best in the chaos. That's all I'll say.

>Just that, can we mod in cultures easily and assign them to factions?
Mod? 100% yes and easily.

>>150391130
Right now we are completely focused on developing and finishing Bannerlord.
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>>150390275
>Empire is basically romance of the three kingdoms.
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>>150391158
-Not right now... is it really necessary? We discussed this in the office and I can't say I really see the point. The game is about riding around and killing people until you're a big empire, not scrolling through spreadsheets. Maybe I'm wrong?
-I don't think it's limited but don't expect troop trees too elaborate. There is beauty in simplicity and it's better to present fewer, meaningful options rather than variety for the sake of it.
-Not totally sure what you mean with this question, since none of the WB factions are in BL. This is also something liable to change. The empire has the most variety but there will be more types of troops overall... perhaps even some outside the regular troop tree. I'll just say that for now.
-No standalone castles in BL but yes you can recruit in towns... it's handled a little differently but I can't talk about it right now.
-Original culture. Not sure if there is a mechanic which makes it change. Was there one in Warband? hmm. I'll have a definite answer for next time, so make sure you ask again.
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>>150392010
Will you guys improve diplomacy? Mods like diplomacy are absolutely necessary to have a kingdom otherwise you play messenger boy and don't feel much like a king.

Will there be a overall map where we can see who owns what, colored with each faction? Like Hispanian 1400 or Geko do.

Will you guys add more politics? I love riding in battle and all but after you done it for 500 days you wish you could focus on something else for a while.
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>>150392192
-yes
-possibly not but you can get that functionality relatively easy with the actual map.
-yes

Think that's been around an hour. I should get back to work. Thanks for asking questions!
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>>150392010
>The game is about riding around and killing people until you're a big empire, not scrolling through spreadsheets. Maybe I'm wrong?
I think it's more about planning than anything else.

>>150392441
Have a good one
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>>150392441
Thanks for answering them.
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>>150392010
>The viewer
The viewer is just so you can easily recognize what upgrades to what, like pic attached. It lets you see how the factions troops develop and where their strengths/weaknesses are without having to manually upgrade through everything.
They're very handy in game, especially in mods that make the troop trees are little bit more indepth than vanilla warbands.
>expanded trees
I mean like in warband the Nord tree is a single choice made at the start - archer or axe+shield infantry? And then it is entirely linear after that. Is, say, the Sturgian as simple as that? If not, it's "expanded"
>Recruit in towns
Awesome, cool. Looking forward to any more details on that in the future.
>Culture change
Nah, none in Warband. It's just like if in Warband I wanted to be a Nordic faction I would have to fight the Nords and eventually defeat them, which kind of feels bad, yknow? Maybe I want to beat up their Vaegir neighbors and then have a large war in the north with 2 different nordic factions of equal strength. Or maybe I want to ally alongside some Nordic faction (but still be king of my own) and fight against the world. Or maybe I just want to unite the lands and Nords are everywhere.

Thanks for the answer, Frank.
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>>150392441
One more, Official freelancing system?
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>>150392521
Freelancing is trash anyway :^)
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>>150392752
fuck you ;_;

>Not rping as a lowly peasant rising up in the ranks to become a knight so you can become a lord then conquer the throne for yourself.
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Still working on finding a way to get past baidu to get crazy chinese mods.
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>>150393154
Fuck is this.
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>>150393154
dude just give me a link to the baidu download
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dickplomacy update will be released tomorrow
what's new:
custom banner system to design your own banners
bug where menu gets stuck when renaming your capital is fixed
bug where dialog gets stuck when talking to enterprise craftsman about disguises fixed
salty coins and milk from feodor trilogy added
dark knights and black khergits are now toggleable

can't promise brothels and quest changes will make it in by tomorrow since I'll be busy after and it's more important to make sure the version is stable

>>150393154
>1.011
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>>150393206
http://www.douxie.com/game/17241.html#xddz

Found a much better link the other day but I can't find it, the pages are too slow.
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>>150393819
Give me a second
MEGA is bugging the fuck out and uploading at 5kb/s
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>>150393738
>salty coins and milk from feodor trilogy

Wtf is this?
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Frankie, you there ?
explain this, my good man :)
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>>150395516
Isn't XBox 1 getting refitted to work with every game that works with Windows 10 or am I retarded
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>>150395576
Bannerlord confirmed using universal windows platform
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>>150395516
>Bonerlord not for PS4
yep, going to end it tonight.
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>>150396047
I'm not even one of those
>muh masterrace types
but if this isn't bait, then why would you even want it for ps4? I'd imagine the controls would suck.
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>>150396345
Because my PC is shit and can barely play regular M&B.
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>>150396447
>buys a fucking PS4
>doesn't use that money to upgrade his PC or alternatively save up for a decent PC
??
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>>150396472
I made a mistake anon.
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Does anyone know how to enable mature content in Dickplomacy?

I'm a fucking scrub so i need help
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>>150397427
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>>150397427
Its dissapointing anyway.
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>>150397594
>that spazzing out on the floor at the end
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>>150397594
>before release
"Why do you guys want lewd mods in warband? Not really that kind of game, is it?"
"Because it adds more immersion and it happened and more RP options and stuff totally not just muh diq"

>after release
"it's pretty disappointing and lame"

I knew you degnerates just wanted some sexy scenes to jerk it to.
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>>150397498
absolutely based, Thank the Vague Gods
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>>150398107
>jerking to low quality meshes

That's almost as degenerate as jerking it to animu's.
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>>150398107
You can tell that the people complaining are the same ones who were annoyed at it being there to begin with.
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>>150398107
Honestly i just want to humiliate any and all who wish to fuck with AYYIKE, I SWEAR TO GOD GRAINWAD IF YOUR FAT SWADIAN ASS RAIDS ME ONE MORE TIME
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>>150398107
Not i was expecting a bit more quality thats all.
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>>150398207
>implying anime is degenerate
Go back to /co/.
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>>150398107
dickplomacy isn't really a lewd mod desu
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>tfw supporting a claimant, stripping them of all their gear, and then kicking them to the curb
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>>150400706
Your honour is gonna take a big hit. Not like it matters, anyway.
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I've re-enabled a feature from .808 and earlier versions of mount&blade for the next version of dickplomacy. Now you can have your companions wait around and hold troops on your behalf in case you have to chase down a party of 4 looters or something

this will likely break a lot of stuff so it'll have to be tested for a bit and might not make the immediate next patch
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>>150401720
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today i will remind them
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>>150401720
Will you add more lewd features?
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>>150402062
the true faction rankings are obviously in order of when they were added/conceptualized

1. swadians/vaegirs
2. khergits
3. rhodoks
4. nords (no, sea raiders don't count)
5. sarranids
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>>150402225
I will, but it's not the main focus right now.
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>>150402062
Not too far off
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15 days until gamescom
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>>150404197
>Kershits and Sarranids before based Swadians
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>150404829
right guy is going to be us
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>>150406216
>before
That's not how this works
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>>150393819
It finally finished!
https://mega.nz/#!BIY3FSAa!cl6MQKAx18EVr0pI09bjJUt2CORBhYXbIQY_8vfXiOA
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Quick heads-up if you're playing diplomacy with cheats/debug enabled. Don't take out lords from their respective parties because putting them back does not stop the endless message spam.
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>>150408585
>take out lords from their respective parties
wait how do you do that
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>>150398413
cartoons are degenerate
off yourself
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>>150408785
right click their party while in world map and select inspect. from there, exchange and select the lord and take him into your own party.
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>>150408994
is that a debug/cheat feature or part of the normal gameplay of the mod?
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>>150408903
Were you that faggot who couldn't think of any visual medium besides documentaries for entertainment despite documentaries essentially being worse than books for transmitting information?
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>>150409071
I'm almost certain it's debug because it gives you a menu that can change their troops around
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>>150407047
>>150393819
what the hell is pp sauce war
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>>150409426
Keep going up
I don't know why the guy wants it, maybe assets.
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>>150409545
>little brother, father and mother are all dead, what should we do?
>older sister, let's take revenge!
>stay here and don't let it worry you, older sister
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>I missed asking questions to Frank again

God damn it, Frank.
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>>150409182
>using debug mode can break the game
woah
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>>150409545
>Not translated
Dropped.
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>>150410583
Did you hear me cry about it? I'm just letting you guys know, not bitching about it.
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>>150410169
Oh shit someone else can read chink

>>150410679
>game by chinks for chinks translated into english
Yeah when you guys make chinese translations let me know
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>>150409079
no
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>>150409545
There's actually people outside of the western hemisphere playing this game as well? Woah, who would've known
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Guys I'm broke. And I've been to over a dozen towns and none of them need anything other than cattle and fuck those quests.
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>>150411214
>doing quests for money
>doing quests at all outside of the occasional convenient bandit lair or prison break
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>>150410169
>little brother, father and mother are all dead, what should we do?
Time to /ss/

>>150411079
There's an immense shitton of chinks playing almost any game you can think of. Fuck I just had a 16 man tournament in AoE2 with my just my dormmates last month.
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>>150411214
just change the cattle behavior with tweakmb
>>150411421
4u
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>>150411421
GUYS
What do I do?
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>>150411612
Raid Vaegir villages you queer-footed faggot.
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>>150409545
More pics
>>150410169
Based Translator
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>>150411612
crtl x or do a get taxes from villages missions
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>>150411214
What mod are you playing?
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>>150410798
since there's a nice chinese anon, can you tell me what these mean?
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>>150413409
Uh
Are there no chinese character versions?
The hobbies are:
>武艺 martial arts
>兵法 art of war (strategy)
>书画 scholarship (?)
>南蛮wu (I don't actually fucking know which 'wu' this refers to, it might be "Foreign dancing")
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hahahahahahashahahahahahahahahahhahahahah

still no new information hahahahahahahahaha
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>>150409545
Tell me this is a lewd mod.
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>>150415426
I never played it, I just DL'd it for him.
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>>150415395
towns offer recruitment options now.
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>>150415558
WOW AS IF WE COULDN'T HAVE FIGURED OUT THAT THAT WAS LIKELY GOING TO BE PART OF THE NEXT GAME ON OUR OWN WOW
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>>150415906
o i guess you can figure it all out for us then

what we got in store, anon?
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>>150416037
CTD's
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>>150321767
Weird to see Atahualpa spelled like that.
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>>150416037
the sturgians are not slavs
they're generic le ebin vikings
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>>150416227
That was confirmed >>150390275
And it is a good thing.
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>>150390275
>>150416763
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>>150390275
>Sturgia are in the realms of Kievan Rus but definitely weighted towards Nordic culture.
>but definitely weighted towards Nordic culture.
why, frank, why
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>>150389934
i fucking told you, didn't i?
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>>150416957
>>150417364
>>150417569
Back to r9k
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>>150402062
>babby's first easy mode cavalry faction
>patrician
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>>150417842
Jeanne is pure, she's pure!
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>>150416217
I actually know Atahualpa is how spics write and pronounce it. I just thought everyone else in the world spelled it "Atawallpa".

t. spic
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>>150417842
FUCK OFF NIGGER
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>>150417998
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>>150418110
Build it
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>>150418212
Your photoshops will never work. Jeanne is pure!
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>>150389934
>>150417569
ANSWER ME
WAS I RIGHT

THE STURGIANS ARE JUST GENERIC LE EBIN VIKINGS
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>>150418350
Kill yourself Gilles she canonically does not want your dick all while building a male harem
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>>150418404
They're about 80% viking, 20% slav.
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>>150418404
>>150418496
just like real life slavs
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>>150418496
THAT'S NOT ENOUGH SLAV

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF VIKINGS FOR FUCK SAKE

I DONT WANT ANYMORE FUCKING VIKINGS
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>>150418404
name anything interesting about shitty steppe slavs before the Varangians came
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>>150418441
Get the fuck out of here, you English dog. You only wish you could be close to Jeanne, but Jeanne belongs to God and God alone. No one else can touch her.
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>>150418647
>name anything interesting about shitty steppe slavs before the Varangians came
They avoided the huns by sucking their dick
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>>150418647
>steppe slavs
you seem to have confused slavs with mongols you mongrel american retard
>varangians
name anything interesting about X before Y happened
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>>150418647
they aren't overdone like vikings are
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>>150418609
>based Frank-sama finally confirms Sturgians = Glorious Vikingr
>slavaboos ETERNALLY BTFO
Feels good 2bh.
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>>150418880
this desu

t. not slavposter
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>>150418892
Praise Odin, tbqh.
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>>150419007
ODIN not PERUN okay
braise mead
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>>150418831
>you seem to have confused slavs with mongols you mongrel american retard
I don't think you know much about your own supposed people's history

>name anything interesting about X before Y happened
what?

>>150418880
they're not done at all because there's either nothing on them before the Varangians and subsequent spread of Orthodoxy thanks to St.Vlad or because they're boring as fuck
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Frank.

Please forward my severe disappointment to the rest of the TW team about the decision to weigh the Sturgians more towards "nordic culture" than a slavic one.

t. slavposter.

I'm now going to stop posting.

Praise Perun.

Goodbye.
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>>150419180
Thank fuck.
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>>150419180
It's ok, Nikolai, that's why mods exist :^)
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>>150419141
>>150419252
t. americans
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>>150419141
i'd rather have a slavic faction than another fucking viking faction
i said this initially when we saw the factions
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>>150419330
disgusting liar detected
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>>150419398
The slavs literally ARE vikings in the vague timeperiod this is set in. The Rus are literally considered Swedish vikings.
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>>150419618
t. american
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>>150419668
Stop lying.
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>all these slavaboo tears after Frank brings down the hammer
like pottery
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Now we just need Frank to confirm that the Battanians are Gaelic-Danes and that the Vlandians are Normans.
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>>150419947
Vlandians are definitely Normans from the looks of it. I don't know why people started calling them Franks.
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>>150419947
>that the Vlandians are Normans
>slav vikings and french vikings
Please, make this happen
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>>150419947
>Gaelic-Danes
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>>150419618
except this is fiction so you can have leniency
if they were slavs they could be more like vaegirs, maybe even make it a mesh of scandinavian culture and mongols
but if it's just scandinavians then it's going to be vikings, again
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>>150420208
But it isn't. They're simply tilted towards nordic cultures but still incorporate slavic ones.
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>>150420208
>maybe even make it a mesh of scandinavian culture and mongols
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>>150420101
Because the game mentioned that it was about "tribal confederations becoming kingdoms", which fits more with the Franks (literally tribals becoming kingdoms (and then Holy Roman Empires)) than the Normans. Also most people look at the fall of the Calradic Empire as being similar to the fall of the Western Empire, not the fall of the Eastern Roman Empire (even though the Normans weren't that important by the time the Eastern Empire fell).
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>>150420338
i'm hoping it isn't because native factions are generally boring stereotypes, it'd be good if it isn't
that being said vikings would be fine as a minor faction like sea raiders
>>150420352
that's more interesting than vikings
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>>150420541
how would you consolidate the two though?
mongols have the steppe and wide open plains, Scandinavians have rugged terrain like mountains and the sea

just le ebin vikings on horses?
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>>150420725
http://totalwar.honga.net/faction.php?v=m2tw&f=russia
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>>150420951
>hey lets give a faction both cav archers and heavy, cataphract-like cav along with heavy infantry
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>>150421185
>unironically wanting the one good unit meme
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>>150421185
both cav archers and heavy, cataphract-like cav along with heavy infantry
We already know the Empire has all of those from the garrison picture. Other factions probably will to.
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>>150421330
Nigger if you're going for true realism there empires like Rome and China would have unironically 100% the best unit types of every single type of unit save one or two.
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>>150421330
Empire has that mix already, and rightfully considering that it's modelling the Roman Empire

>>150421413
>Other factions probably will to.
doubtful
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>>150421445
or just set the troop levels to be higher of those factions so they take longer to train and they're more expensive
make the unit trees long
make the lower tier troops shit, it even says what the faction strengths and weaknesses are on the page
make the stat allocation different on those troops
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>>150421653
>so they take longer to train and they're more expensive
are you a Brytenwalda/VC dev by any chance?
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>>150421939
except that isn't just base level on troops, it's the xp multiplier in the module.ini
which ends up affecting it a lot more since having every troop be higher levelled means troops gain more xp per kill
having troops be higher level is a perfectly valid option for balance
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>>150422232
>having the basic, T1 troop start at level 12/15 is a perfectly valid option for balance
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>>150422312
yes..?
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>>150422390
That's not balance, that's just gimping the player.
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>>150422529
by having better T1 troops than other factions? not really, it's more of a decision between quality or quantity
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So, how do you fags feel about no lone castles, just villages with an optional castle upgrade?
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>>150423232
That'd be kinda cool, I guess.
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>>150321641
What manga is this? Google gives me nothing.
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>>150423232
Seems fine
Owning villages and castles felt pretty pointless in Warband and the system in Bannerlord will hopefully change that.
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>>150424247
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>>150422232
>except that isn't just base level on troops, it's the xp multiplier in the module.ini
What do you mean here?
I'm pretty sure the xp multi in VC is like the same as the one in native.
VC takes forever because things are higher-level, so require more exp.
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>>150328394
>>150329279
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>>150424405
Is this the manga equivalent of The Notebook
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>>150424562
it's the manga equivalent of having a pure steppe waifu
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>>150424638
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>>150424410
>What do you mean here?
xp multipliers in module.ini are lower than native
>I'm pretty sure the xp multi in VC is like the same as the one in native.
it's not, this is native:
player_xp_multiplier = 2.0
hero_xp_multiplier = 2.0
regulars_xp_multiplier = 3.0
this is VC:
player_xp_multiplier = 1.0
hero_xp_multiplier = 2.0
regulars_xp_multiplier = 2.0
>VC takes forever because things are higher-level, so require more exp.
it's a combination of both
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>>150425573
Weird, I coulda sworn my VC said 3.0 for regular too. Don't have it installed anymore, so can't confirm my lunacy.

Well, alright. Sorry for being dumb.
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>>150424405
Looks interesting, thanks.
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>>150425915
you may have changed it, which is understandable because it's stupidly slow by default
it was their attempt at realism to portray the small number of elite units in the period, but they took it to an extreme
>>
How the fuck do I upgrade rune weapons in PoP?
I have 4 units of wine in my inventory, the weapon is in my inventory instead of being equipped, and the fucking hermit just drinks my wine and falls asleep.
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How the *fuck* do I siege Rhodok castles?
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>>150429041
You bring your own Rhodoks
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>Vaegir
>Top tier
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>>150429486
what?
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>>150429041
You don't
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>>150429041
Bring huscarls and pray the shields hold long enough to reach half way to the ladder
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>>150429486
most balanced army would be good if you were not able to use anything but a single factions units. you just have to know that their infantry and cavalry roles are reversed in some situations
>>
After experiencing the clusterfucks that were warwolf and warsword I've given up on total conversions, so what is the best native expansion? Floris? Native Expansion? Diplomacy?
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>>150430618
>warsword
>total conversion
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>>150430618
diplomacy with lolimod and upstab
its boring though


floris is a gigantic mess of good ideas and arbitrary assets.

Id try some other total conversion. Though everyone should have a properly set up diplomacy upstab lolimod installed at all times for vanilla experience of farming sea raiders till level 30 then deleting the save.
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>>150430618
>warwolf
>a clusterfuck
git gud casul
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>>150429041
You have to starve them out

Why sieges are always assaults in video games i have no idea.
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>>150429041
Get more sharpshooters
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>>150430913
I'd have played a total war game if I wanted to control nations, although I guess it was my fault for not even reading the mod description
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>>150431130
I was under the impression that starving them out is unfeasible basically 90% of the time because of food/morale/etc.

Is that not still true?
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>>150432695
It is because castles usually have supplies for 30 days, which is plenty of time for the kingdom's marshall to gather up all the nobles and chase away all of your fellow lords and then fight you, outnumbering you 10 to 1.

Mods like Viking Conquest and Gekokujo improve on this by making castles only able to survive a few days.
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>>150430849
arbitrary assets?
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>>150434269
floris feels like it started out as a good idea and then the creator just kept jamming more and more textures and items and little mini-mods into it untill it became a huge clusterfuck of mismatched things that dont feel right at all.
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These fucking dark knights are so fucking OP in native expansion how am i supposed to fight them what the fuck? I have 100 nord vikings and they get stomped by 50 dark shittier units.
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>>150437837
use lances
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>>150437837
that's why they were cut from native
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>>150437837
Pretty sure you can disable that.
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>>150437837
Why the fuck didn't you disable that setting? It warns you, in no uncertain terms, that they are stupidly OP.
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>>150437837
Look at this fucking idiot.
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>>150437837
Why the fuck aren't you the Marshall of your faction yet? You're supposed to lead your entire faction against Dark Knight shitters.
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Should I bother with any of the faction questlines in With Fire and Sword?
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>>150443954
You shouldn't bother with Fire and Sword in its entirety.
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>>150444183
Is there a good gunpowder age mod?
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>>150444183
I-I just want a video game to conquer in! I PLAYED WARBAND TOO MUCH AND IT GOT STALE!
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>>150444420
Me on the right
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>>150379669
>Jarl Gibsmedat
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>>150444374
No.
>>150444420
Play PoP, it's okay when you play as an OP character.
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>>150409079
I was asked what visual entertainment I myself enjoyed
Which are documentaries
Are you the weeb that sperged out at me for thinking anime was gay as shit?
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>>150444761
BUTBUTBUTBUT
PoP is hard!
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>>150444921
Yeah, although I wouldn't say I sperged out so much as simply found an excuse to post pictures.
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>>150445041
Import a character with over 1000 strength.
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>>150445041
Not if you keep your shield up and max pathfinding. Just farm noldor with autocalc and sell them to slavery, you'll be rich in no time.
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>>150445358
Can't I just modify a text file or something to give myself 30 strength right off the bat?
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>>150444420
WFAS is just a M&B mod
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>>150379669
>THE PURPLE GOOK CAVALRY CAPTURES THE CITY IN PISSING DISTANCE OF YOUR THRONE
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>>150445501
No, you can't anon. I'm sorry to tell you this possibly false piece of information.
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>>150445501
Yes, export your character, open that characters .txt file, edit, then import. I've wanted to do a demonic magnus run for a while, but meh.
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>>150379669
This entire post is gold desu
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>>150445041
I
I think this might have actually been taken at my middleschool holy shit
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>>150445976
Give more info or at least a link to her
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>>150445756
I'm aware.
>>150445935
You're alright, don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
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>>150445976
same bro wanna DP sally later on brah?
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>>150446183
Why are you posting sexual images?
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>>150445935
I've actually started a new game with Heretic Involkers and a few hundred magnus, pretty satisfying to smash a demonic mace into a dudes face.
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>>150446374
What are you going to do about it fuccboi?
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>>150446107
*highschool actually
But I have no idea who the fuck she is.
I DO recognize those walls, the pully-projector screen nobody fucking uses, and those desks. And those shitty posters.
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>>150445041
>PoP is hard
a false hood

>>150445976
is your teacher pewdiepie's dumbass gf?
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>>150446975
That shit is standard in highschools though...
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>>150446374
Attention-grabbing, I want someone to pay a modicum of attention to my posts. I'm done asking questions and such, though, so I'm stopping. For now.
>>150446939
Shut up.
>>150446975
My high school also had shit like that m8.
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>>150447059
>Kenneth Brahms
Yeah man, it's hard naming things right?
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>>150447070
>>150447174
Disregard I suck cocks etc
Also can't find any pictures of current school faculty anyway so fug it
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>>150447295
t. non english speaking faggot
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>>150438816
>>150439132
>>150440948
>>150441237
k quit my 300 day save gonna start new without those fuckers what the fuck i was having FUN before they came...
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>>150449871
The mod author warned you about stairs, bro.
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>>150450052
Yeah it did but i thought i'm good at videogames guess i was wrong, gonna give it a new try and roll out with swadia now, fuck ragnar he's a cocksucker anyway.
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>>150451761
Roll with Rhodoks or you're stupid.
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>>150446758
Is there a way to reliably recruit heretics?
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>>150419007
>Odin
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>>150453542
fsggot
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>>150453074
I just cheated in about 400, going to use them for the entire campaign.
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>>150454382
Are the mods slavs or some shit?
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>>150454382
Who's that qt3.14?
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>>150454382
Shut the fuck up.
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>>150454617
http://karkatinq.tumblr.com/

She's 15 though
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>>150454867
>she's 15 though
RIPE
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>>150454382
>do something plainly against rules
>get b&
>OMG WTF MODS
>show your ban-evading
you're a special breed of stupid aintcha famiila
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>>150455410
show his ban-evading what
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>>150455410
That's the funny thing, i didn't reported him famifam, i didn't submitted a false report nor abused the system
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>>150455410
The funny thing is the /gsg/ guy who literally makes threads 30 posts early, JUST to post that thing first every thread, isn't banned or even deleted.
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>>150455570
You suggested that you reported him by telling others to report him.
Now you're pulling some attorney shit where you pretend you didn't violate the spirit of the law. I hope you get permabanned.
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>>150454867
>She's 15 though
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>>150455738
Okay slavposter, calm your autism down before Frank destroys your hopes again.
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>>150454867
>She's 15 though
That makes me EXTRA hard
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>>150455484
see them dates
>>150455570
false-brigading for reports falls under the same umbrella as sage I believe
could be wrong
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>>150454867
Good thing that's legal here
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>tfw playing mountain blade after 3 months because overwatch is kill
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>>150457525
Stop playing meme games you meme-loving fuck.
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>>150458402
Overwatch is a waifu game though.
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>>150458573
I will acknowledge Mercy is a qt3.14, but you still need better taste.
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>>150458798
The entire game is to try and catch a nicer look at Tracer / D, Va / Mercy's ass.
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>>150458798
I never said I played the game you chromosome duplicating fucker.
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>>150459174
He didn't say you played it, pleberino.
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>>150452087
Why rhodocks mate? I was thinking swadia, queen is cute and cavalry seems sick?
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>>150457525

If it's kill why have I been playing it instead of updating for VC?
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>>150459418
Nobody was talking to you, you slim-footed trapper.
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>>150459604
because you're a waifu shitter
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>>150459604
I'm still getting fucktons of lag and disconnections, this is the work of fucking script kiddies who are assmad because they got b&.
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>>150459174
You strongly implied otherwise, you ESLing motherfucker.
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>>150460416
I imagine >>150458573 is not >>150457525.
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>>150460416
I only said it was a waifu game you limp-wrist faggot.
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>post once about playing overmeme
>some faggots start sperging out on each other
pls no bullying each other
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>>150460891
Who's your waifu?
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>>150461085
Roadhog is objectively best husbando
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>>150461226
Get the fuck out of here.
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>>150461226
>homo
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>>150461085
>>150461226
>>>/tesg/
>>
>Blizzard makes a shit MMO
>People just spend time making waifus of the lore figures or the various races

>Blizzard makes a shit TF2 clone
>People just spend time making waifus of the characters and making shitty "gremlin" or "Soldier dad" jokes

How does Blizzard do it?
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>>150462054
>implying memers aren't paid by Blizzard
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>>150462212
I'm not talking about the memes, I'm talking the waifuism. Feels like Blizzard has perfected the art of waifuism for all the fags that play their games.
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>>150462054
All you need for a good game is qt grils.
And fun gameplay
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>>150462026
Fuck off, retard. There's a new waifu game in town.
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>>150462360
Because Blizzard games usually have all kinds of fetish waifus

>chocolate
>muscle
>white
>milf
>petite

Pick your poison
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>>150462447
FO4 is shit though and the innate dialogue system makes it all but impossible to be good
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>>150462710
Correct.
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>>150462706
i want an hourglass
where is the hourglassfu?
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what do?
she's going to be alright, isn't she?
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>>150463563
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>150463150
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>>150463563
>swadian militia (36)
You can solo them
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>>150463563
Kick his ass, you pussy. Free your waifu.
>>150463652
Get this fucking Itty Bitty Titty Committee-looking bitch out of here.
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>>150463563
>Letting your waifu be captured by the enemy
They have weak men, you can take them.
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>>150463802
Fuck you faggot, she's perfect.
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>>150463971
Do you see those tits? I don't. Do you see those ears? Martians can see those fucking ears.
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>>150464210
>I don't.
In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king. Conversely in the land of the seeing the blind man is a fucking cripple.
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>>150464210
Just because you want a titty monster doesn't mean that she's shit. Also, her ears are cute you fuccboi.
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>>150463652
Think he would have preferred Jaina or Yrel for an hourglass waifu.
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>>150464697
>>150464415
>homos
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>>150465397
>he has shit taste
I'm sorry.
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>>150465572
>accuse a hi-test stud of having shit taste
>post an example of an hourglass
What the fuck are you doing?
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>>150465827
>A true patrician appreciates all good body types.
But that's what they're doing.
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>>150465902
>only cowtits allowed
"no"
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>>150466101
>le ebin thiqq
Kill yourself, there's plenty of bodytypes that aren't cowtits but still attractive.
>high test
Actually high test literally means you'll fuck anything.
>>
Hello everyone! How's it going! Its me: your recurring tripfriend Eo! Here's an idea: use 3 shields in the next battle! It gets people good! Have fun!


- Eo the brave knight
>>
Is this general dead now? Can we move on yet?
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>>150466428
what the fuck
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>replying to him
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>>150466736
Warphilia!
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I hope when those little shit will not be here when bannerlord comes.
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>>150466681
What in the-- what in the what I say!
>>150466774
Don't be shy! Cmon and let's talk! ;)
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>>150466428
>Three shields
Never in my life have I seen the likes of faggotry you have exhumed, why would you need more than one shield? Just use a huscarl shield you fucking idjit.
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>>150466916
We will. There's an ever better character creator. Waifus are here to stay until men lose the ability to care about big, luscious tits.
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>>150466919
Fugg!!! Forgot my trip again!! Owch! This happened last thread ! But do not worry as this anon is not an imposter!
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>>150466916
cancers only gotten worse
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>>150467117
How do you even forget your tripcode and name? What the fuck are you doing?
>>
>>150466916
What else would you even talk about? I talk about other things too but tangents happen all the time. Contribute or piss off.
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I'm going to marry Ymira!
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>>150466916
I'm Not Sorry.
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>>150467026
We are all friends here anon! The purpose of three shields is to use only one weapon! A shield on the back stops arrows while another is merely to fight with and the third is a spare!
Enjoy this invulnerability!
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>>150467297
>hourglass
HNNNNNNNG
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>>150466916

Before my grandfather's grandfather was born, this was our general.
These are good threads. Our gods live here, in the posts and the images. They watch over us.
We are happy. We shitpost. We love. We have families, homes, a good life.
But sometimes, we must fight. The waifufags disturb the gods. They burn the threads, they take what is ours; memes, shitposts, banter.
And the waifufags talk of how they will help us and protect us. They put us to sleep with golden promises. When we wake, all we had is gone, stolen!
They take our sons and turn them into little waifufags, bah!
So we fight to keep what is ours. What must stay ours!
There can be no peace! No peace with waifufags, men of anime and sexmods and lies!
There can be only war!
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>>150467297
You can't even marry Ymira in-game though.
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>>150467317
「t. Kumagawa Misogi」

>>150467498
>waifufags take what is ours
They are literally the same people.
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>>150467557
>He doesn't know you can marry Ymira if you make her a noble in your faction
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>>150467246
Sometimes people filter me! Do not fear as I will find a way round this obstacle!
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>>150458573
Waifuism is a meme.
Waifufags fickley live a lie.
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>>150467732
>Waifuism is a meme.
What's up newfag
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>>150467469
No faggot, you use ONE GOOD SHIELD,after that you then buy a ranged weapon and a decent sword.
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>>150467705
You could avoid that problem by not using a name or trip.
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>>150467898
>ranged weapon
Sure, if you're a coward or peasant.
>>
>mass blob of one top tier unit
>F1 F3 if they're not ranged, do nothing otherwise
Any way to make things more interesting?
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>>150468097
>not making a sling-knight
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>>150468097
Is 10 days worth downloading if I want to play as a Bretonnian?
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>>150468097
Can you say that when I bury my throwing axe into your skull?
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>>150468097
>knights
Literally worthless, enjoy choking on pikemen that I can shit out rapidly because they're drilled peasants.
>Grail Knight
Warhammer in general has shit-tier powerlevels.
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>>150467898
There is no honor in doing this
>>150467935
But the people of the thread would miss out on funny, interesting posts! They would not have a good time!

Alas friends it is time to bid thy farewell. For it is nighttime and I must recuperate my strength for future fights! Goodbye /mbg/ and may your arrows strike true!
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>waifu autism
>anime autism
>lolimod
>dickplomacy

this is the end days for /mbg/
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>>150468635
Then leave ffs
I don't remember this place being this cancerous before, as in with so many shit memes and whiners about irrelevant things.
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>>150468635
Maybe you should do like your own pic suggests and kill yourself if you're so dependent on /mbg/ for giggles.
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>>150468401
>drilled peasants
>mfw only pikemen that got their shit done were highly paid and highly trained mercenary mountain-jews or floppy hats
>mfw in other cases pikemen were routing even before knights touched them
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>>150468848
>mountain-jews
Literally city peasants.
>routing
Look mate
I could take down a squad on my own, but I don't particularly need to. Just throw enough onto the field.
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>>150468919
>Literally city peasants.
>city
>peasants
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>>150468759
because it wasn't this bad before
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>>150469234
>implying not peasants
They sure weren't fucking nobles.
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>>150469234
Medieval nobility didn't like to live in cities for extended periods because they smelled bad and gave you diarrhea.
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>>150469296
Then leave.
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>>150469303
>urban commoners are peasants
STOP
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>>150469421
Tell me you are trolling. You can't be so proud of being a cancer like you seem to be.
>>
>>150469296
It literally isn't bad.

>waifu autism
It's like two posters and I'm one of them, but I post other shit too.

>anime autism
>m-muh single artstyle that gets singled out for no reason!

>lolimod
You mean the mod that just makes faces less pukeworthy? You hardly see anyone but lolianon himself using the actual 'loli' part of it.

>dickplomacy
Literally bugfixes and gameplay improvements. The sex scenes are DISABLED by default, you have to go out of your way to enable them to the point that some retards can't figure out how.
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>>150469589
I'm having fun. You, apparently, aren't. I am offering you serious, non-gloating, genuine advice: if a general displeases you, leave it.
>>
>>150469603
You know what no
Scratch that
I don't even see waifu autism in this thread besides that one tiny comment chain that quickly devolved into body types or some shit
No, one-off comments don't count, they're the same shit as CC poster and repeated every thread.
>>
What happend to unique troops mod anon by the way?
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>>150469816
Isn't the mod done and on moddb?
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>>150469816
I think he said he was taking a break because he broke something and got pissed at it
Either way Bannerlord MAYBE soon, so yeah.
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>>150469603
>you have to go out of your way to enable them to the point that some retards can't figure out how
Y-Yeah those retards haha
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>>150469749
>I'm having fun
Are you 12? It's only you and that other faggot that's having fun shitting up the thread.
>if u dont liek it just leave XDXDXD
What about you stopping shitting up the thread with unrelated shit.
>>
>>150470067
inb4 it's that retard who was talking about shitposting culture a while ago
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>>150470067
I'm not even the other dude but can you stop bitching so much? Just filter it if it's bothering you that much.
In hindsight, I could also attempt filter whatever dumb shit you spout.
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>>150470026
Seriously though how hard is it to actually look through the files?

>>150470067
>it's only you and that other faggot
Look man a good deal more than two people were hyped for Dickplomacy and not only for their sex bs but also genuine improvements.

Vinland Saga is at least 3 people from posting styles / filenames.

Waifu autism literally doesn't exist in this thread, as I've pointed out, besides that tiny comment chain.

Lolimod is a fucking face improvement mod. Rarely does anyone besides Gekonewer and lolianon himself post pictures of them using those parts of the mod.

No, I'm not him, there's at least two people talking to you.
>>
>>150470067
>he doesn't have fun shitposting in a general starved for content that would otherwise get a CLEAR post every half hour
>he thinks feeding trolls will starve trolls
I feel bad for you, son, I got 99 problems but a malfunctioning brain ain't one.
>>
>>150470308
>Seriously though how hard is it to actually look through the files?
H-Ha ha its n-not hard at all.
>>
>download the pp醬 mod for 1.011
>it's an .exe
UHHHH
>>
>>150470308
>Look man a good deal more than two people were hyped for Dickplomacy and not only for their sex bs but also genuine improvements.
I'm only bitching about those fags that argued over bodytypes and waifus, tho
>>
>>150470592
Nigger I literally linked it in this thread.
>it's an exe
No it's not. That's not the pp mod, that's the Chinese bittorrent client that magnet links for it keep trying to get you to download. It's perfectly legit (though it tends to crash on non-Asiatic locales), but just ignore that shit
If you want a chink mod just tell me.
>>
>>150470592
>he doesn't have a spare pc to try out shady shit with
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>>150470603
>I'm only bitching about those fags that argued over bodytypes and waifus, tho
Then just, ignore it? It's a goddamn tangent. We have those all the time. I'd say it's preferable to shit like Strugianposter up the thread posting pepes and r9k feel faces.
>>
>>150470832
or just VM it
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>>150470898
>>150470832
See >>150470731.
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>>150470731
你他媽在逗我嗎?
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>>150471296
ヾ(。`Д´。)
沒把他開開看一眼
那我可不知道了,改裝VM了大哥
>>
>>150471296
>>150471487
moshi mitsubishi gojira desu? toyota arigatto ramen uzumaki mon bite!
>>>/int/
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>>150471586
You mad mate
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>>150471673
No, just a filthy gaijin.
>>
>>150471787
That's Chinese though, not Japanese.
>>
>>150471787
You mean a wàirén?
>>
>>150471487
Oh also fuck me, clearing out the Sogou memory was a mistake
>改裝
>>
>>150471853
>>150471941
Shut up you fucking nerds.
>>
>>150472079
滾(ノ`Д)ノ
>>
>>150471941
surely you mean a

nga njin

or even a

ngai yan
>>
>>150472097
Your cock is like two inches long and your air is cancerous, die faster.
>>
>>150472202
>two inches long
What's an inch :^)
>cancerous
>air
>cancerous
Air doesn't reproduce.
>>
>>150472202
>he fell for the asian cock meme
>>
>>150472253
Fine. Carcinogenic, you stunted, pedantic failure of a man.
>>
>>150472151
Where are your tones, Anon?
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>>150472316
>you stunted, pedantic failure of a man.
Got a gf and a hot sister and tiny nephew and a top tier uni education as well as a stable job-to-be :^)
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>>150472406
Tell me more of your relationship with your hot sister.
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>>150472318
fuck if i remember how to write the tones for 上海話 or 廣東話 , i just say them how they are
>>
>>150472316
Everything is carcinogenic you know
Technically water is carcinogenic in large enough quantities just like it's technically toxic.
Also Chinese air in general isn't bad, it's mainly Beijing and Shanghai and even those are more like "roll 1d20 to see if it's bad today".

>>150472491
>posting my picture in response to my post
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>>150472406
I believe you.
How's that two-child policy going for you? Huge improvement over the one-child policy, right?
>>
>>150472549
Dude how many chinks are on this thread
I'm Beijing, this guy is somewhere down south, and then there's someone else from Taiwan?

>>150472617
Ye
Didn't make a huge difference though, my sister was going to abuse the 'go give birth in America for more children' trick before it was lifted and she didn't need to anymore.
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>>150472705
>sister is a bloated roastie
I thought you said she's hot?
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>tfw no mod where u can rape and pillage and just be a total asshole
>not even in viking conquest
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>>150472884
>sister is a bloated roastie
What does that even mean? Her husband is Chinese.
>>
>>150472930
You can raid monasteries and raze conquered towns in VC. There's no explicit rape but it's implied.
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>>150473045
>raze conquered towns
How exactly does this work?
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>>150473136
Like in Medieval 2 TW. When you conquer a town you get 3 options. I don't remember them exactly but it's something like
>Take the town and leave it unpillaged.
>Loot the town
>Raze the town and kill the populace, making it worthless to whoever takes it
>>
>>150401720

I've got the issues with giving troops to your companions to hold on to mostly sorted out

them being captured and such is all handled properly, the only remaining issue is that the party capacity of the companions is always the same as your own party capacity so you can technically run around with 16 companions following you for an army that's 17 times as large as your own
>>
Is the early midgame the most interesting?
>party around 60 men
>doesn't bellong to any kingdom
>lives of killing bandits and weaker nordcuck lords
>basically a free man
I wish kingdom management wasn't kindergarten simulator
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>>150473302
How much time does it take for a town to get back to normal after being razed?
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>>150473561
I don't know, I never tried it. It might just lower the towns prosperity which isn't a big deal.
>>
>>150473762
Alright, thanks.
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I remember some months ago some anon said he was going to mod ACOK to add the HBO armors or whatever, did that ever get released?
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>>150467847
Hey hey, newerfag.
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dead
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C L E A R O F D E A T H
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>>150468759
You need to leave.
You've overstayed your welcome.

You can come back for supper, just ask. Don't take this as an affront, but we don't feel it appropriate that you stay anylonger.

Thank you for coming over.
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>>150477526
Nice meme, I'll take it.
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trying to make a eastern-romanesque banner with the custom banner creator, with eagles and serpents and shit

i've got a feeling that the fleur de lys and cross don't really fit though, but can't find a better fitting charge to replace them with
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>>150429041
Use your troops and bolt sponges.

Then use your great sword to rip and tear xbows.

That's how I do it.
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Can I increase the size of battles in floris?
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>>150478885
Why not just make a normal Roman Empire banner instead with the P thingy they had
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>>150479110
unfortunately there's no Chi-Rho charge in the custom banners charges and I don't feel like drawing one myself
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>>150479426
Well like
Ree and shit I guess.
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>>150478885
Pic related could be nice, except maybe keeping your current 2nd and 3rd quarters as they are.
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>>150478885
Stop making your own banner, mate.
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>count devlian's party
what do they do at these parties?
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>>150481180
Rape.
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>>150481180
Rancid purefu.
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>>150481238
well that doesn't sound very fun at all
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Why the fuck are Noldor primarily using bows in PoP?
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>>150481878
Because Noldor archers do terrible, terrible damage.
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>>150482090

But why are they using bows? Noldor should be using swords, at the minimum
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>>150471787
>filthy gaijin
Do not be ashamed of your superiority anon.
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>>150482090
It's simple. With a sword you need to run up to whatever it is you want to kill, whereas with a bow you can just stand still and cause terrible, terrible damage to anything within line of sight.
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>>150482486
Meant for >>150482307
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>>150482486
>With a sword you need to run up to whatever it is you want to kill, whereas with a bow you can just stand still and cause terrible, terrible damage to anything within line of sight.

I'm kinda coming from the angle here that Noldor aren't floaty Legolas woodelves with everything specced towards archery but are more like Gandalf when he was fighting the Balrog except that's them 24/7.
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Reread the lore. All of it.
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>>150466736

What's this?
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ded
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>>150485381
>>>/tesg/
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>>150485381
>Swadian Knighs fucking prisoners into the ground
Kinky.
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>>150482805
noldor are literally legolas with a shield and horse
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>>150485436
? I thought tes was about slaying dragons and monsters and doing quests shit in an open world rpg
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>>150485901

They aren't even remotely in the same category of power.
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>>150485976
see >>150379175
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>>150486101

There were two elves sitting at the council of Elrond during their gay secret meeting who could have served as candidates for joining the little party to Mordor.

One was Legolas, really good with a bow I guess. He was a sindar elf. He shat himself when the Balrog merely revealed itself.

The other was Glorfindel, a Noldor elf. During an escape from a city under siege by all kinds of evil shit, a Balrog confronts his escape party and he jumps straight up to fight him, he manages to successfully kick his shit with slight advantage but both fall over the edge of a cliff and fucking die. He gets reborn one thousand years later for being such a badass and proves he still has it a short walk outside Rivendell when he confronts all nine Nazgul at once. They must have been real relieved they only had to deal with some elfgirl in the movie adaptation.

tl;dr Noldor should be more sword n board orientated than this Legolas bow focus.
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>>150486653
>tl;dr Noldor should be more sword n board orientated than this Legolas bow focus.
but they're both, that's why they're bullshit
they didn't have to do this either, they could've made them different, they could've not set it in tolkien
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>>150486768
They also have some of the best equipment and sell for a lot of gold, they are crops.
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*dying sounds*
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What's steel compared to the hand that wields it?
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Is Conan the Barbarian the only true Mount & Blade kino?
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>>150489387

I got into this game because of Berserk fantasies, I thought more people did
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everything is done for brothels
now time to work on visit lady quest and forcing imprisoned lord/lady's relatives to watch
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>>150491073
What about forcing lords or ladies to work in your brothel?
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>>150491197
Yes, Noble ladies are classed as courtesans and will bring in more income than ordinary workers.
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>>150491254
Oh shit so how much money the brothel makes is actually determined by howmany/what kind of girls you have working there??
That is fucking awesome. I figured it would just be another enterprise with a different name.
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>>150491541
Yes, you have to 'employ' all workers yourself
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>>150490782
Same. Shame there's no way to hit multiple enemies at once, or a guts playthrough would be fucking awesome.
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>>150491197
What mod? Or is that just a native event?
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>>150491804
that's crusader kings II
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>>150491714
You really are the hero /mbg/ deserves!

How did you get into the module system? Is there a guide you would recommend? I was going to attempt to learn it but wasn't sure where to start

>>150491804
Lover's Lab Dark Work I had to mod the mod myself for it to work on non-adults
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>>150491714
>bringing delicious chocolate to suno and tihr
>taking da white womenz to places like ahmerrad, jelkala and tulga

neat
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>>150491915
I know.
>>150491942
Thanks
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>>150491942
>I had to mod the mod myself for it to work on non-adults
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>>150491942
I don't recommend trying to learn the module system considering that bannerlord is coming soon
I started just by making simple personal mods and tweaking shit and searching stuff on the forums, eventually I kind of basically just learned how most things work. It's a really terrible artificial scripting language though, I wouldn't recommend anyone who hasn't already been spending basically forever modding to get into it
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>>150491993
>jelkala
>implying
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>>150491942
>I had to mod the mod myself for it to work on non-adults
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>>150491942
>dark work
>>150492032
I meant to say Dark World.

>>150492050
>>150492450
It isn't hard. Just remove 4 lines of code. I only enabled the "pleasure slave training" though they still have to be at the education age for slave training. It didn't make any sense to me that if you were going to train a sex slave you would wait untill they are 16. At 16 they should be done training not starting.

>>150492221
That sounds good to me. I'm trying to stop modding not get deeper into it.
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>>150492582
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>>150492645
>he doesn't force the children of his enemies into a life of servitude, humiliation, degradation and obedience
>he isn't Saoshyant
Do you even Frashokereti? Keep crying Muslim. Son of Cyrus coming through. When I'm done with you this King of Kings is going to fuck Greece next.
>>
Please go back to /tg/
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>>150492882
>he didn't restore Rome through Byzantine birthright
The Middle East is under my boot and my enemies lay before me, castrated. There is no need to enslave the women, let them breed the next wave of legionaries for our conquest!
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>>150492281
>redcocks
>white
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>>150493026
Never actually been there. I hear it is a shithole.

>>150493059
>restore Rome through Byzantine birthright
I've never actually played as/in Byzantine (or HRE). They seem to get BTFO by the caliphate every play-through but I guess that is what is supposed to happen. Maybe I will do that after I get bored of this Persia game.
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>>150493271
I would recommend it, Restoring the Pentarchy and watching Europe descend into bitter civil war and crusades is fun.
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>>150493332
I'll give it a asoht after Persia then. Maybe I can do what Mighty Caesar never could and claim ALL of the British isles.
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>>150493532
It is fun. Plus the character who restores Rome get's the title "The Great" forever.
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>>150493589
...do titles change? Don't think I have ever had that happen.

Also since it is Rome I can be just as Base and Debauched as I am with Persia. That does sound fun.
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>>150493685
They can be revoked if the criteria of having them is lost during his life, I think.
Also they can be revoked by anyone higher rank than you, but as Emperor, you shouldn't have to worry about it.
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>>150493826
>Also they can be revoked by anyone higher rank than you
You mean if a Duke is "the great" he will loose it if his king also gets "the great"? Never seen a duke get it you get my example

You know I do remember seeing it change once. I lost "the cruel" and gained "the cuckoo" for being a lunatic and trying to fly.
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>>150493947
No, titles that are granted to someone can be revoked. Usually they are honorary titles, but they can be actually useful titles sometimes.

And yeah, character traits can also change titles.

Are you the anon who I told would rebuild Rome and castrate my enemies btw?
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>>150494098
No I was the anon that started a shitstorm a few threads ago when I said I never heard of Zoroastrianism and some Zoroasaboo sperged out all over the place.

>titles that are granted to someone can be revoked
>Usually they are honorary titles
When you say "granted" you mean "earned" or am I missing something? I've never seen a title "granted" unless you mean it is "granted" by "the game" for fulfilling a prerequisite.
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>>150494316
Unless I am mistaken or it was a mod, one of the actions you can do with a person under you is grant them a title, usually honorary. It may have been a Byzantine only thing, I can't remember. In all honesty, it has been a while since I have played CK2.
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>>150493532
what's this webm from?
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>>150494419
I think you are just confusing Honorary Titles and Nicknames. A honorary title doesn't add anything to your name (at least that I have ever sen)

>>150494576
Caligula. It has a lot of ultra-violence and a lot of the in-out in-out. Give it a watch, you 'have the yarbles that is.
>>
>>150494769
Then it must have been a mod I had for my immersion. It makes more sense to me for an honorary title to have an effect on the character they are bestowed upon.
Regardless, good luck in rebuilding the glorious Roman Empire!
And one of the hard parts of the start is that your leader believes in a heresy and is zealous, so you need to change that soon after you start.
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>>150494769
Man, those guards just standing there all "whatever"
>>
>>150494949
He wasn't exactly loved, let's just say.
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>>150494949
It is the Head of the Guard that is killing Caesar. If they were loyal to Caesar they wouldn't be there.
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>>150494949
>Man, those guards just standing there all "whatever"
Okay I went and made a part 2 since I couldn't fit the part where the guards actually do something into the first one without compromising quality.
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JUST

What did I do wrong?
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>>150495768
perfect
>>
>>150495895
making things that aren't dyeworks
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>>150495895
increased supply while demand remains the same leads to profit losses nigga
>>
>>150496001
Are you saying my issue is my nine ironworks?
>>
>>150496103
I think in diplomacy which I assume you're playing, you have to mix and match with industries since they changed how the economy works
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>>150495895
>ironworks
WHY
They are almost always unprofitable. Build dyeworks, a few tanneries and you are set for life.
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>>150496174
It's because I changed the economy setting to high a few minutes ago. I don't know if I should ride out this shitshow or turn it back down until things are set again.
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>>150496451
should be the option to build dyeworks everywhere and establish a large Jewish iron monopoly in Calradia
hopefully Bannerlord and it's crime system will let me be the behind-the-scenes arms supplier rather than forcing me into the position of warlord
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>>150496451
Fuck it I'm just going to start from scratch.
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>train the peasants
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>>150498062
>herd the cattle
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>>150495895
>not building dyeworks everywhere except maybe Curaw
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We are so close to killing the thread.

>Favorite vanilla kingdom
>Least favorite vanilla kingdom

>Favorite modded kingdom
>Least favorite modded kingdom
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>>150499481
>favorite vanilla kingdom
My own
>least favorite vanilla kingdom
The rest

>favorite modded kingdom
see above
>least favorite modded kingdom
see above

I won't stop for anything till I'm god-emperor of calradia or whatever.
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>>150499481
NOTHING IS GOOD ANON
it's all trash
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>>150478885
>custom banner creator
Where to get?
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>>150499689
Patrician taste
What about unit cultures though?
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>>150500008

>favorite cultures

my own

>least favorite cultures

the rest
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>>150500008
>unit cultures
Only plebeians care about what country their units are from, anon. As long as they can do the shooty shooty and the stabby stabby I'll be fine. As an empire you should be accommodating to all cultures until you've conquered everything. Then you can go do ethnic genocide.
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>>150500231
>accepting the foreigner for even 1 second
cvck detected
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>>150498062
Follow the Spy
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>>150500385
>isolation mentality
This is why you're never gonna gonna be emperor of all of mankind, anon. You can only do that after you've shoved your foot up all of their king's asses, figuratively, or literally if that's your thing.
>>
Guys i had fun on my first playthrough (stopped about 20 hours in) with the nords, but I want to restart as I totally misleveled my dude and made lots of mistakes on the way.

Any mods you would recommend for a newcomer? not sure I want a total conversion mod..

Also I went with the nords last time, who should I go with now? anyone except swadia
>>
>>150500829
Try out dickplomacy since it's the new hype and stuff. Basically native but with better kingdom management features and balance. Also has cool horse archer ai. There's also tocan's and NE, so you should check them out as well.
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>>150500087
>my own
What mod?
>>
>>150500829
Diplomacy is a more or less objective improvement to the base game and recommended for first playthroughs
https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php?topic=116424.0
(don't worry about it being for an earlier version of Warband, it works fine anyway)

Not sure how different Dickplomacy is
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>>150501353

my own
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>>150501429
Dickplomacy is basically anon's fix for diplomacy 4.3 since the original diplomacy 4.3 is broken as my femur right now
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>>150501713
>diplomacy 4.3 is broken
I haven't had any issues with it, why is it broken?
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>>150499481
>Favorite vanilla kingdom
Rhodoks
>Least favorite vanilla kingdom
Also Rhodoks
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>>150499481
Vaegirs

Also Vaegirs

The Empire in PoP

Noldor in PoP
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Does dickplomacy add any weapons or whatever or is it just diplomacy changes?
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this is the last post before a new beginning
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new thread when
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>>150502875
>>150502875
>>150502875
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>>150443954
yes, it's pretty much the main reason to play the mod, for the more plot-driven experience
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