/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age and Bioware General #981

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This thread is dedicated to qt Solas

>>150293147
You can't just kill /dag/! Where will I blogpost then??

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Might as well link the thread with some actual posters
>>>/tg/48559079

I can't believe you died...

Witcher III > Dragon Age: Origins > Witcher II > Witcher I > Dragon Age: Inquisition > Getting salt poured in an open wound > Dragon Age 2

>>>/v/346940807

>>150294921
Witcher 3 = DAO for me

>>150294921
>Witcher III > Dragon Age: Origins > Witcher II > Witcher I > Getting salt poured in an open wound > Dragon Age: Inquisition > Dragon Age 2

>>150294946
>the eternal female vs male exile discussion
Almost as good as "which game is gayer"

>>150295282

How is that a discussion when fRevan and mExile canonically don't exist?

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The wiki is a little dubious in its description, so maybe someone here can tell me how good Walking Bomb is from Fade-Touched mats?

Hidden Blades has been my go-to, like most people, because 3-5 hits of 300% weapon damage is pretty good.

But five ticks of 200% weapon damage with a nifty explosion isn't a whole lot worse, provided that's actually how the two Fade-Touched effects work.

>>150296240
Basically, it's "female exile is canon in SWTOR" vs "male exile gets the better companion"

>>150296870
Putting walking bomb masterwork on a character who's not necromancer seems like a waste of potential

>>150296871

It was really stupid of them what they did in Swtor though. Not only did Revan get canon gender AND looks but they also gave him a canon personality and made him look like a total idiot. I don't remember if the Exile got a canon look but I think so.
It's like The Warden appearing in DA4 as a female dalish and everyone who had a world state that conflicts with that can go fuck themselves

>>150297304
Why are people so obsessed with what's canon anyway, just play what's most fun for you

>>150297383

When these things are set in stone it feels like crap for me to play something else

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>>150297304
>I don't remember if the Exile got a canon look but I think so
Yeah, she also doesn't look like anything from KOTOR2
It's also dumb how they made them really close when the actual kotor2 implies that there was some animosity between them

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What the literal fuck? Anyone think this looks like a woman? Because it's using female pronouns.

>>150299907
What is this?

>>150300045
Neverwinter MMO.

>>150299907
>taking a picture of your monitor
Anon...

>>150300113
Looks kind of lame

>>150301102
Only the chin and ass are different

>>150301102
She looks like a bullfrog

>>150301880
A SEXY bullfrog

>>150302143
hehehe... nope!

>>150302143
A post-op bullfrog caked in 20 layers of makeup

>>150300540
It was my tv.

>>150301102

That's a bad thing you kno

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3080828/Kim-Kardashian-fan-filler-addict-Jordan-James-Parke-reveals-massive-lips-leaking-E-series-Botched.html
Literally Ashleigh

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>>150296870
Bump.

Also, some forum posts I read seemed to allege that "x% Weapon Damage" is a misnomer and what it really means is "x% of the attack value that triggered the effect", but I can't find any substantiating information in the codex or the wiki.

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>>150307171
>It's all fun and games until your lips fall off

>>150294921
>witcher 3
>good
its like 6.5/10 at best

>>150308506
>its like 6.5/10 at best
I don't even like the game and I know that's nonsense.

>>150308876
>replying to weak bait

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>>150307854
Solas' cheeks might soon fall off too

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>>150308915
I can't tell what's not bait anymore.

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>>150309042
We can rebuild him, we have the technology
>>150309269
Serious posts (or good bait) generally use contractions and capitalization

>>150309461
>implying a serious post needs to show perfect English
Is this bait?

>>150308915
all sidequests are just following a trail of menstrual blood until geralt loudly announces what type of a monster you will be fighting (most of the time its a noon/dawn/night-wraith). No chance to figure it out for yourself or anything

combat boils down to holding down LMB for ebin spins, in fact most builds are extremely boring and mostly not viable, the viable ones are dull as fuck too

dialogue is quite literally yes, maybe (yes), no; very dull and limited

Ciri has an annoying VA and everything related to her is boring

Ceridin/Karidin whatever the fuck main villains name was is also shit and the way you defeat him, especially the whole turning his viceroy against him thing is pathetic, ending felt incredibly rushed and poorly thought out

battle of Kaer Morhen was built up as something great, yet half of it is a fucking cutscene with no input from you

the quests related to Dandelion are all boring and his rescue drags out way too much

level restricted loot in an open world game is pants on head retarded, it completely removes any initiative to explore areas above your level
in fact open world in general in witcher3 is very boring its ubisoft style PoI system

really other then the Bloody Baron questline what is in that game that can actually be called good?

>>150309769
If you can't even be bothered to use the shift key, don't expect people to take you seriously

>>150309861
>boring
>dull as fuck
>dull
>boring
>boring
>drags on
>boring
Sounds like you have ADHD

>>150309861
What's the matter, not cinematic enough for you?

>>150310279
I fucking knew you would say that, because I was too lazy to elaborate on parts where I called it boring, here:
>combat is boring
because you simply hold down LMB, on higher difficulty you occasionally roll away, that is of course if you are not just using quen and igni in which case you dont even need to roll around

>Ciri has an annoying VA and everything related to her is boring
she is incredibly strong because of her dash movement, so all fights are trivial, yet there is nothing but fights in those ciri sequences, you are basically always running in a straight line fighting easy opponents
>the quests related to Dandelion are all boring
they are wasted potential, you learn that he is in some tough prison, so do you get to somehow infiltrate it? nah, just ambush them and have an easy fight
>in fact open world in general in witcher3 is very boring
do I even need to elaborate I thought this part >ubisoft style PoI system was enough of an explanation

so yeah, what is good about witcher3 other than bloody baron questline?

>>150310486
but witcher3 is typical cinematic trash, as I said 50% if not more of the battle at Kaer Morhen is a cutscene

>>150309861
>level restricted loot in an open world game is pants on head retarded, it completely removes any initiative to explore areas above your level
This is the only point that has any real merit.

Why the fuck are we talking about TW3 in /dag/?
Well, I guess because no one wants to talk about DA. Never mind.

>>150311105
>no one wants to talk about DA
well, its not like there is much to talk about

>>150311105
That and
>Ciri has an annoying VA

>>150311745
I've been waiting for an intelligent response to two posts for almost an hour.

>>150310687
>so yeah, what is good about witcher3 other than bloody baron questline?
Subtly rewriting slavic folklore/Polish literature in a way that's still fresh and interesting for people who are interested in things like that (towerful of mice = king Popiel, Gaunter O'Dim = Pan Twardowski, Forefathers' Eve = Dziady by Adam Mickiewicz, etc)
Exceptional sound design, both in terms of the actual music and sound effects
Beautiful world with the level of attention to detail not found in most non-open world games, from NPC activities to sidequests, many of which are tied to events that happen nearby and overlap with other sidequests
Rewarding exploration
Manages to tell an emotionally moving story without resorting to cheap melodrama
Great creature design (my favorites are the leshy and the fiend, but the others look great too)
Incredible atmosphere in the swamps of Velen, using the environment to create a sense of dread and unease (more than DAI managed to achieve in most areas)
Lots of vibrant and compelling NPC's, both original ones (Olgierd and Iris) and returning from the books (Djikstra and Keira)

I mean, it's obviously not your cup of tea, but some people actually like slow–burning games that feel like a lot of effort has been put into them

>>150311105
That's because nobody wants to talk about Solas' sweat with me

>>150311796
>godlike Jo Wyatt
>annoying VA
Kill yourself

/dag/na rule 34

>>150312023
She was even worse as femHawke

>>150313098
Um can you give an example of a VA you like? Because your taste is really fucked up

Post your Inquisitor and who you fugged with them

THE ONly good bioware girl is morrigan


everyone else is shit fuck them all i hate fucking asari piece osf shit!

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>>150313410
Do you really want to make me cry?

>>150313643
Damn right, Boy George

>>150313047
>>150313276
u first

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>>150313276

>>150313212
Courtenay Taylor

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>>150313787
Here babe

Goddamn. I'm trying to kill Ferelden Frostback at level 12 in Nightmare, and I can't get this cunt below 25%.

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>>150313276

No romance, because all the love interests sucks

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>>150313276
>TFW you did some cleaning in your profile folders and accidentally deleted all your saves in bioware-games with cloud saves turned off and no backups

>>150314163
>>150314163

Party/build/level?

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>>150314179

>>150314179
Oh
Oh dear

>>150314281
I'm playing a 2H Warrior(12). So far I've tried it with Sword-and-Board Cass(11), Bow Sera(11), and Solas(11); and S&B Cass, S&B Blackwall(11), and Solas.

>>150313995
I hate how this scene gives all characters extreme amblyopia.

Who's up for some SWTOR ERP

>>150314410

Being a male Dalish is hard. Too bad there's no female!Solas equivalent

>>150314560
Wait, that's a male?

>>150314265
Oh damn.

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>>150314560
>male
>>150314179

>>150314609

My character is a man.

>>150314438
I had a really hard time with it until I was a bit overlevelled

>>150314485
There is literally nothing wrong with having crossed eyes
I actually had something similar to amblyopia, but a bit different and made it hard to read. Needed surgery to fix it

>>150314560
M-Male?

>>150314537
You can be the dumb twi'lek slave, I'll be the guy who zaps her for speaking out of turn

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>>150314537

Like this?

Umm...stop being mean to the androgynous?

OK?

>>150314858
Oh jizz

>>150314697
>I had a really hard time with it until I was a bit overlevelled
I tried (unsuccessfully, of course) to start a discussion about the dragons the other day. It seems to me that Frostback is one of the more thought-out or unique dragon fights. Seems to be the only one that has phases and uses terrain and mobs. Makes it a lot harder than its level implies.

Does anyone have that blonde, blue eyed male elf quis with the horse face?

>>150314983
That's the one in the Hinterlands? Yeah, it's the only one you can't cheese your way through from what I remember
There's also one in the Storm Coast that's tough

>>150314438

You may want to wait 2 levels.

>>150315073
>There's also one in the Storm Coast that's tough
It has that DoT lightning mine hazard, but that was the second dragon I killed. Didn't seem even as difficult as the one in Plains. Practically the same fight.

>>150315073
Who, gay elf?

>>150315273
The one where you go to the island? I don't think you unlock that until level 16...

>>150315339
Maybe

>>150315171
Yeah. I just wanted to see if I could do it before In Your Heart Shall Burn. If I wanted to splurge on Rejuvenation Potions I might even be able to...

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>>150315456

How do you guys play a mage without an armor on hit bonus? I love the added security

>>150315653
>How do you guys play a mage without an armor on hit bonus?
As a KE.

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>>150313773
Well, okay...

>>150315623
Not that one. This was just a few months ago

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>If I wanted to splurge on Rejuvenation Potions I might even be able to...
Yup.
Alright, I guess I can't put off IYHSB anymore.

What is the ultimate staff?

Schematics/rune/grip/blade?

I got the short list for the Qunari staffblade, and I think it's the best staffblade. Am I right?

>>150319882
Read the fucking wiki lmao

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Meredith did nothing wrong.

>>150319972

Fucking spoonfeed me lmao

>>150319882
>What is the ultimate staff?
I was gonna ask this too but figured it'd go about as well as the other shit I bother to ask here.

Depending on how familiar with the game you are you can probably count the material slots manually and either guess based on that or do the math. So far the best I've found is Skull of Corruption with full +% Attack.

I've read that +% Crit Chance/ Damage was what the best back when. Not sure about now after the DLCs.

>>150320301
>I was gonna ask this too but figured it'd go about as well as the other shit I bother to ask here.
You're very whiny, aren't you?

>>150319882
I've got the ultimate staff right here bb ;)

I'm a KE, so I focus on flanking damage, magic+willpower bonuses, and armor penetration.

>>150319882
I just used the one from descent

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>>150320469
I'm sorry I get tired of reading gay retarded bullshit everytime I come here, most of which isn't even /dag/-related, while the on-topic shit I and others ask about the game generally goes completely ignored.

>>150320882
So that's a yes, then.

>>150320586
Can most enemies even be flanked?

>>150321015

I get damage bonuses when I smack people with my magic sword, so I'm assuming yes.

I use the ring of doubt to go invisible and I go behind them and smack them.

>>150320882
If you repost the same post twice... Then reply to it again... Maybe you'd figure nobody knows how to answer it

I never reply to serafags because they're mean to me

>>150321136
>ring of doubt
This makes me wonder about Crit Damage stacking since you can basically force a crit every 3 seconds.

>>150320882
nobody plays games here, it's a chatroom

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>Tab over to Sera for some precision sniping
>See this
I get it lads. I do.
But I still like her peronality

>>150322054
>But I still like her peronality
It's okay anon, I don't hate her as much as most people seem to

>>150322054
>>150322054

I put an Orlesian mask on her to make her tolerable

>>150322054
Sera is cute. CUTE!

I'm going back to BSN and I'm never coming back!!!!!!!

>>150322334
Enjoy your lit. dead.

>>150322198

Sera is ugly

UGLY

>>150322334
Good

She is really sweet when she's not being a cunt, though.
>http://webmshare.com/YxoDw

>>150324048
what are those things on her legs? scars?

>>150324313
She's turning into a monkey

>>150324562
>PoC turning into a monkey
really makes u think...

>>150325352
I'm not an expert of "PoC", but I somehow doubt any woman regardless of ethnicity has thick black hair on her upper thighs

Penner

>>150328597
best witcherfu no contest

In Your Heart Shall Burn is an awesome a quest as the forced walking section and song cutscene after are obnoxious.

>>150328664
>not even in the main game
>best anything

hahahahano

>>150329654
>what's tw1

ELEVEN TO KILL THE TEN

How many wizards does it take to shoot down a helicopter?

>>150332604
wouldn't one sleep spell on the pilot be enough?

>>150332678
Mental spells can't pass physical obstacles

Why does nobody play a dwarf here

>>150334291

I did

>>150334291
Because dwarves look funny

>"Your wish, my lady"
Fuck why can't I dump this dude?

>>150334291
Size matters

>>150334454

You look funny

>>150334476
Who

>>150334291
they are just too fucking goofy looking, running around as a pint sized warrior in a company of elves and humans makes the MC look like a comic relief side-kick and not the main character

>>150334635
Blackwall. I flirted with him one too many times in my dialog skipping auto-pilot and now he thinks I want his fraudulent ass.

>>150334664

wtf I hate Elves now

>>150334664

That was the appeal to me 2bh
Dwarves are also the most likeable DA race to me

Garrus...? GARRUS?!

>>150334963

>backstabbing manlets with a shitty government that's on the decline

lol

Every Dwarf is either full of himself, a member of the Carta, or both

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>>150334837
sigrun is the only dwarf character that didn't feel like some kinda pathetic walking joke, and even then she would only work as an MC in a game that is all about dwarves, they just look silly when surrounded by proper races

>>150335028
kys

>>150335181

Dwarves are a proper race. Qunari are the odd ones out

>>150335141

Name a better one because you can't. Elves are a living manifestation of butthurt ( an actually accurate generalisation, while not all dwarves are backstabbers) and qunari are... I don't even know what. Humans don't count. Oghren is bestbro btw

>>150335359
just think about the daily struggles of the grey warden if he was a dwarf:
>standing in the landsmeet trying to shittalk Loghain while most people up on the ramparts cant even see you properly
>huffing and puffing in the Circle and complaining about all the stairs and how they hurt your tiny baby feet
>walking around the brecilian forest and tripping over roots and shit
>having severe neck pain from having to look up at people when talking to them, especially the Sten

>>150335530

>Elves are a living manifestation of butthurt

Elves have done more for Thedas than Dwarves could ever hope for.

>>150335721
And there it is, the elfkin butthurt

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>>150335721

>>150335806

But that's the simple truth. Dwarves are going to keep mining Lyrium for another 1,000 years, while everyone on the surface will be using guns

just saw somebody on tumblr unironically censor the word p*rn with an asterisk like that and it made me think of /dag/

>>150335721
Whatever you mean by was already made up for by the fuckups of their so-called gods. Elves are in their rightful place now, slaves to humans (who actually make the world spin, while elves cry that they aren't living in the past anymore)

>>150336086
>>150336086

>Garahel stopped a blight
>Warden is canon Dalish
>I bet you the quisitor will be Lethallan

Elves keep saving the world, while degenerate Frenchmen and Roman homosexuals kill each other

>>150336257
>>Warden is canon Dalish

>>150336335

He is

>>150334291
Hi!!

>>150336382
Mhmm

>>150336257
The warden and inquisitor are canon male human warriors, didn't you watch the trailers?

Warden Cousland is a gay sissy boy who let his family die

>>150336519

The trailers are made to get you to buy the games. The writers and default worldstate support a canon Elf

>>150336519
>didn't you watch the trailers?
the trailers make the warden a human arcane warrior though, he casts flame weapons there

>>150314697
Most people have at least one eye that wants to get wonky by the time they're tired. Is yours better now?

>>150336658
The trailers are there to introduce people to the game. The standard worldstate is just whatever. Probably the shitteist option thre is to make you want to change it and pick your own.

>>150337006
Yeah, it's fine now. The recovery was pretty bad though

>>150333105
So use a necromancy spell and summon angry dead people under your thrall to do it.

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Absolutely hilarious.

>>150337247
What made recovery so bad?

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Love it when these slowdowns happen.

>>150339725
Well, when I woke up, I was completely blind and really nauseous, and I wasn't given much time to recover before they discharged me
Later, I had to keep applying this gel stuff (both eyes had incisions) to the surface of my eyeball, that made it so I couldn't see a good portion of the time as well as watery eyes and pain, and I had quite a lot of motion sickness until I got used to the way my eyes focused on things

>>150339964
Why use a controller?

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>>150340082
>Why use a controller?
M+KB is shit
Mustards are shit
Your elitism is shit

>>150340082
I accidentally stabbed my eye with one of the wooden eyeliner sticks a few 4th of Julys ago. They had me take an eye ointment for a few days while the corneal abrasion got healed up.
I couldn't imagine having to do that with both eyes, it had to be shit.

>>150340402
>I accidentally stabbed my eye with one of the wooden eyeliner sticks a few 4th of Julys ago
A lawnmower threw a stone directly into my eye, and then I had to walk three miles to the hospital. No ointments for that.

>>150340354
No need to get so triggered, I was just curious

>>150340402
At least I got a bunch of hydrocodone, so I could sleep a lot of the time

>>150340571
Do you still have the eye? I was lucky in that I made someone drive me.

>>150341718
>Do you still have the eye?
Well, it's still in my head and works just well enough to bring my aggregate vision down.

Is there any way I can godmode through Inquisition on 360? Savegame editor or anything? I don't want to buy it on PC or deal with the Keep garbage if I pirate it. I'll probably just wait if it's not possible.

>>150342356
>god mode
Why even play it if you're gonna use god mode?

>>150342356
Casual with three Swoard-and-Boards or two Sword-and-Boards and a Barrier slut mage.

But, 360?
Good luck; I had it on PS3 and it was optimized so badly I couldn't finish it.

>>150342475
Just want to see what the other story options are. DA:O was worth fully playing multiple times, Inquisition isn't.

>>150342594
Is Knight-Enchanter barrier-slut?

>>150342709
>Is Knight-Enchanter barrier-slut?
Not necessarily but you should play a Knight Enchanter.

>>150342709
Just any mage whose only job is Barrier

>>150342804
I remember that it was broken in the beginning, but I figured they had fixed it. Is Bioware really that shit?

>>150342939
It's still OP as fuck but they changed it to make it more annoying to play. You can't really just spam Spirit Blade anymore.

>Is Bioware really that shit?
You're not the kind of retard that whines about optional playstyles in a single-player game being OP, are you?

>>150343095
Nah, I mean, obviously not. I'm the guy who wants to godmode it. I'd just be shocked if they didn't fix that. Might as well put in cheat codes if you're going to do that anyways. (Which would actually be great).

>>150343391
>fix
See I don't think it was broken to fix.

>>150343523
I might remember wrong, but wasn't it literally invincible?

>>150343630
Arguably sure, especially with Guard on Hit, but so were most of the other classes with a good kit. They didn't have to change it the way they did; they swung the pendulum too far in my opinion.

>>150343832
Ah, makes sense. Probably depended on difficulty, too. Wait, is it possible to unlock all of the Keep options?

>>150343972
>Wait, is it possible to unlock all of the Keep options?
I don't even know what you're talking about. Have to hope another anon jumps in.

>>150344060
The Keep choices for Inquisition are locked until you do them. Is there a way to just unlock them?

>>150344150
It doesn't matter? Inquisition's keep options effect nothing in game.

>>150344150
Again I don't know what you mean. You mean the Origins world-building choices, or the cosmetic keep upgrades? As far as I know they're just cosmetic and don't affect anything.

>>150344150
They're only locked if you've got spoilers hidden I believe.

Sleepy...

>http://i.imgur.com/ssVOZdt.png
buying junk food with kpop stars.....

>>150350167
Learning a language with youre waifu.

>>150351070
Teaching youre waifu your language while she teaches you hers

>>150350167
Sana! Sana......!!

i'm gonna rape thom!

>>150354519
can't rape the willing!

>>150354559
until he bleeds!

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Sera a best
>http://webmshare.com/nqBnw

Put your head on my shoulder...

>>150357770
Want to smash into a bloody pulp

>>150358312
Well that's one euphemism for kinky roof sex

>>150297304
They went off of one of the original KotOR portraits for Revan's look. And personally it was the best one.

>>150359123
The best portrait was the bald asian guy

bsn is fucking DEAD!

Why does nobody here play Qunari?

>>150360951

Great, more refugees

t.Refugee

>>150360993
>t.Refugee
Where ya from?

>>150361092

/v/

>>150360993
Because they're pretty halfassed storywise and look bad in the few armors bw bothered to model for them. Also lack of customizaiton regarding the horns and long hair turns away many of our ladies who play dirty forest sluts

>>150361205

>dirty forest sluts

But Qunari have a pure view of sex

>>150361304
No no. I'm saying people here play dirty forest sluts (elves) because you can't have long hair on Qunari and they want to play with dolls. Also Solas. And Qunquiz is vashoth so they presumably don't have a radically different view of sex than any other bas. Slut.

>>150360993
>Why does nobody here play Qunari?
Because they're shit.

>>150363745

But 10% physical resistance

>>150363845
But 100% Physical repulsiveness

>>150351906
But he speaks the same language.
>>150360993
I started out with one and ditched it for romance options that weren't Solas.
Other than that, no real excuse. The hair is garbo though.
I somehow don't think bsn refugees would thrive here.

Yunalesca...

>>150364381
I guess you don't get bizarre lost in translation moments with your husbando then!

I wonder what the asari language sounds like...

I get why you retards like shitposting into an empty thread. It's like when you're walking around at night (Who the fuck am I kidding, you faggots don't walk. I bet half of you had to google it. No fast-travel IRL amirite?) and you scream obscenities into an empty shopping center parking lot, and get that echo.

Except that this is about a million times more depressing.

>>150367428
>and you scream obscenities into an empty shopping center parking lot
Are you a schizophrenic homeless or do you live in bumfuck nowhere where the roads are empty at 7 pm?

>>150367708
4AM

>>150367428
Good post.

>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Co0xvnWUIAAGUGg?format=jpg&name=large
Reinhardt...!

>>150367428
All that self righteousness, and look who's here shitposting right here with the same people he condemns.
We are your mirror, Tubs.

>>150369293
>We are your mirror, Tubs.
Funhouse mirror.

>>150369926
Truly comedy gold.

>>150371343
Ha ha ha!

So I was sifting through blueberries earlier and every time I found one that had gotten crushed, all I could think of was wrecked asari butthole. So thanks for that.

>>150364247
fucking kek

>>150313410
The only good bioware girls are white brunettes tho', alright

Morrigan
Cassandra
Bethany
Jack
Miranda
and Ashley

they top shit. blue bitches, red headed nun assassin bitches, and bitches, but non-human brunettes are shit.

>>150374385
based
beth is awful though

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>>150329846
most w3 fags never played w1, fuckers don't know shit.

but yeah Shani is best

>>150374458
alright, i never really used her after i got other companions, but she seemed alright.

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>>150374385
>The only good bioware girls are white brunettes tho', alright
I agree with this, because the only excellent BioWare girl is an elven blonde.

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>>150363745
>>150363845
>>150364247
I played my first play through as a qunari, i don't have any pics, but i tried to make him look as little as human as i could.

roman nose that was long and wide
White mohawk hair, and the white goatee
black eyes that were kinda far apart
ears that were low and stuck out
a V shaped jaw
and bull horns with those steel tips.
Qunari Arishok Armor
and always had a battle ax


i wanted him to look like a fucking Minotaur, i really regret not getting a pic.

>>150375089
kys

>>150375709
for real, elves worth a fuck.

had i known what they'd become i would have fucked with them since DA:O

and sera is a human wannabe elf. fuck that banana eared bitch

>>150375843
>can't understand why an elf, whose entire racial identity has been systematically destroyed and maligned by humans would want to be a human

I bet you like wiggers though.

>>150376906
>I bet you like wiggers though.

what? what the fuck does that have to do with anything? bitch go step on a nail

>>150377105
White people adopt nigger culture because everything about being a nigger is better than being a regular, responsible white male.

Same shit for an elf who'd rather be a human.

>>150377237

Being a Dalish is better than being a regular, responsible white human

>>150377303
Tell that to that one chick who studies monster parts for you in Haven.

I would tend to agree with you, though.

>>150377303
go get cancer

>>150377237
>wiggers
shit
>eleven wannabe humans
also shit

you better stay away from sera's wigger ass

>>150377394

Being Dalish is literally better than being a human

>>150377482
being a bitch is better than being an elf.

>>150377394
>you better stay away from sera's wigger ass
Why's that? Unlike wiggers, she actually has morals, loyalty, fidelity.

>>150377510

You should know

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>>150377482
I'm sure many things are better than being human.

>>150377517
bitch is a poor street elf. morals, loyalty and "fidelity" don't exist for her

>>150377572
this coming from the motherfucker that wants to be a short wirey elf bitch

>>150377697
>morals, loyalty and "fidelity" don't exist for her
Factually incorrect.
Stay mad with your shit taste.

>>150377697

Dalish are free. Thedas is a medieval society with an oppressive social order. You're probably deluded enough to think you'd be the Noble running everything. You'd probably be at the bottom wallowing in mud.

The Dalish are united for a common cause that is highly admirable.

>>150377768
>Sera
>Not shit
Bro you need to take a long look at your life if you think she's anything but a gangly goblin

>>150377925
Sera's literally a best
http://webmshare.com/nqBnw

>>150377985
Sera's literally a shit

>>150377827
Being the gypsies of thedas is hardly admirable

>>150378097

That's like saying the City Elves are the Jews of Thedas. Which they're not

>>150378097
I think the similarities stop at "nomadic..."

>ummh Sera is a representative of elves
>you're being racist if you dislike Sera
That's all I'm reading here, nobody dislikes Sera because she's an elf, she's disliked because she's a dumb, ugly bitch

>>150378189
You're right they're more like the niggers if thedas

>>150378325

>Stuck in terrible housing
>No job or educational opportunities
>Brutalized by white men
>Used to be enslaved
>A noble people

Sounds right

>>150378306
All elves in the da universe can go suck a dick, they are literally the reason why thedas is so shitty

>>150378438

Tevinter is why Thedas is shit

>>150378407
>A noble people

>>150378551

More noble than the humans who slit their wrists and tried to become gods

>>150378510
OK I stand corrected, elves AND mages are why thedas is so shitty

>>150378306
>nobody dislikes Sera because she's an >>150335530
>Elves are a living manifestation of butthurt
elf
>>150336086
>Elves are in their rightful place now, slaves to humans
>>150375843
>for real, elves worth a fuck.

>>150375843
>fuck that banana eared bitch
>>150377510
>being a bitch is better than being an elf.
>>150378097
>gypsies of thedas
>>150378438
>All elves in the da universe can go suck a dick


>she's a dumb, ugly bitch
I'll give you .75/3

>>150378656

Not him, but I can dislike Sera and like Elves at the same time. Sera's internalized racism is very annoying to deal with.

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>>150378656
Maybe that's because you're having a conversation with one or two people. Go ask anyone outside /dag/ what they think of her and I guarantee it won't be "she's an elf so she sucks"

>>150378902
Sera is shit in her own, but I really can't fucking stand any goddamn elves in da2 or dai

>>150378736
You gotta love her, man. Love her so she learns to love her self.

>>150378902
I'm not gonna sit here and argue with you if you're going to seriously be so retarded as to pretend that /dag/ isn't constantly dotted with elf-hating posts.

>>150377827
this desu, if you are going to be some average joe, you are better of being dalish then human, because if you are dalish you are at least somewhat free

while if you are a human peasant, you are completely at the mercy of your overlords, who might be complete shitheads and decide to fuck your wife or whatever, especially if you are from some shithole like Orlais

>>150379343

Not to mention getting conscripted into wars that you have no interest in

>>150379110
You're delusional

>>150379404
>Implying that can't happen today

If I did a casteless Dwarf playthrough, would you laugh the pictures I post here?

>>150380794
Maybe

>>150380794
only a little, I never played a dwarf so I'd be curious how orzamar play out though, so go ahead and do it

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Faren Brosca is 28 years old casteless Dwarf

He still lives with his mother. His favorite food is nug nuggets. His hobbies include breaking into homes and voyeurism.

He is a virgin.

But all of that is about to change...

>>150382036
Extremely relatable

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*insert NEET joke here*

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My sister is less than thrilled at the thought of having sex in front of me.

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...While I am a bit more understanding.

>>150382573
Your sister is a sexhaving slut! Don't talk to her!

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>>150382656

Beraht seems to agree

>>150382732
He's also a filthy job-having normie

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>>150382831

Beraht and my slut sister are necessary evils.The NEET life appears to be within my grasp!

Do Orzammar dwarves even have basements if everything is already underground?

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Rica thinks I've been exposed to toxic influences that have made me a worse person

>>150382974

Wouldn't that make everything a basement?

>>150383021
How can you be a basement dweller if everyone else is also one?
>You were such a loving child; I hate what this place made you into
That's what my mum said about video gaymes!

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>>150383109

Casteless live below everybody else, making us the ultimate basement dwellers!

Rica continues talking to me about the importance of noble-hunting, and how eager she is to get knocked up by some asshole Chad. I tire of speaking to her, and leave.

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My mother doesn't expect much from me

>>150383218
You should have demanded some nuggies before leaving, now you'll be hungry all day until mummy sobers up and makes some...

>>150383314
Nice skirt, fruit boy

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>>150383343

My sister is a Stacy, she can't cook.

>>150383440

IT'S MANLY, OK?

>>150383508
>having a bf
Eww...

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Faren keeps a nice pile of rags within arm's reach beside his bed for those...lonely nights

>>150383609
Does he have a waifu?

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Mom, if you die, who'll make my Nuggies?

>>150383696

He can't handle the commitment. His current ideal women is a conglomeration of traditional Dwarven ideals about women, combined with sexy ladies from those saucy tales he hears sometimes.

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Leske is my "friend"

He wants to fuck my sister.

>>150383964
>spicy sister
>ga-row
Great, another virgin...

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Leske tells me that we have to "check up" someone.

>>150383592
Nothing against /dag/ bfs...

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http://corseque.tumblr.com/post/148317449667
This kind of amuses me.

>>150384678
Why is he ALWAYS butthurt? Those double standards are great too considering his plan involves the death of countless humans.

>>150384678
>all that shittalk about wardens
does he realise that the whole world would be overrun, if not for the wardens?

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>>150384817
>inquisitor doesn't want to do things I want to, REEEEEEEEEEE
It's fun how much he reminds me of /dag/.

>>150384596
>get a bf
>it's a serafag
I'd kill myself

>>150385845

Straight Sera:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNGhwErbdnc

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>>150386587
>that "singing"

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>>150378204
From the toolset description of Zathrian
>The leader of a clan of Dalish elves, a group of gypsy-like elves that wander the countryside and refuse to settle in human lands. They are aggressively xenophobic and hostile towards humans, blaming them for the loss of their homeland long ago. Zathrian has attitudes typical of his people, though he has also managed to regain the long elven lifespan -- no other elf has been around as long as he has, and he is considered an ancient and powerful figure among his people.
>gypsy-like
>aggressively xenophobic
They're definitely not written with the intention of merely being nomadic
>>150382036
I think it's great, the virgin NEET angle is funny

I posted my feet on the booru

>>150390658
k

>>150390658
Dirty liar.

Just posted my exbf's feet on r/dragonage

>>150309461
>That gif
>Have perfectly good Morte figurine
>Ruin it by adding flesh and skin

>>150392118
>Morte figurine
>no retractable teeth
>no shit-eating grin

>>150392301
Don't remember him having retractable teeth, but literally all you have to do to make him have a shit eating grin is tilt the skull and open the mouth a little

>>150392447
You can "equip" him with different sets of teeth

>>150375465
Can't you go back in and take some?

>>150376906
Wiggers are just white trash. No one fucking likes them.

>>150392513
Huh. I really need to replay it. The way I remember it, he kept his original teeth, and you just added in an extra tooth.

At least I remember him being very antsy about you messing with his teeth at some point.

>>150378407
... Do you know how anything in the world works or do you just have your poc people are teh best best best blinders on?
Slavery is an ongoing thing, in the game and in our world and elves (and black folks) are not the only ones that have been taken into slavery. There's humans kept as slaves as well as qunari and dwarves.

Does anyone know any mod that makes DA2 combat and character advancement feels less "arcade" and more like traditional old RPG?

Mostly in numbers department, I have +236 fire resist and I don't know what the fuck that means, how it translates into gameplay is it 5%, 10%, 17,3%? Is +23 defense better than +15 armor?
Same with talents, the do something but I don't relay know what. All of it feels arbitrary, I can change some equipment to a with higher number but I don't know what it really does.

Enemies spawning from air I can cope with, I doubt this is fixable.

>>150393583
The easiest way to fix DA2 is located in the game's main folder and is called uninstall.exe

>>150392795
It's been a while since I've played it too, but one of the teeth set's description is as follows
>This is a handful of Ingress' living teeth. Apparently, they didn't want to go with her back through the portal to her home plane. They rattle amongst themselves whenever they are held close together; they remind you of a bunch of creepy ivory hopping bugs
So you literally insert new teeth into his skull
You also get some dialog about it with him, I believe, but I can't for the life of me remember how it goes
>>150393823
Was about to post this

>>150382036
Patron dwarf of /dag/?

>>150393583
There are no combat mods or good mods for DA2 period
There's one that lets you literally skip combat for that Hamburger Helper experience, though

Solas never loved Lavellan

Daddy never loved /dag/

I never loved (you)

>>150396662
You don't mean that...

tfw no qt Iorveth

tfw no curly blonde /dag/na gf

I really need to finish BG1