>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
League shitter who wants to join dota?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
"My MMR is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fucking hate this game, and the subhuman peruvians fucking up my games.. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to feed violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no game is worth saving. And I will destroy games as many as I can.. It's time for me to feed. And it's time for me to lose."
when
>>150184430
>not feeding to win
Don't be such a downer anon, just force teamfights and everything will be A-Ok
WHO /SWNL/ HERE
2 more days
>>150184538
It's time we crack down on ANIME in d2g.
>be sandking
>game goes fairly evenly at the beginning and we start throwing the game late game
>enemy has us down to one racks and we've only taken one
>enemy finally destroys our last racks and they have megacreeps
>manage to kill them and comeback to victory while holding off megacreeps
Holy fuck. How do I save my replay? Next time someone says comebacks can't happen I wanna show them this game.
>>150184590
>d-dota2 is 3D!!
>>150184603
shadow play or windows 10 record
>>150184590
>>150184671
Hitler drank water. You also drink water. Therefore, you are literally hitler.
>>150184702
kys asap
>>150184693
What's shadow play? Can I go back to record it once the match is already over? Not like I recorded it beforehand, little did I know what the game would become.
>>150184702
Adelaide doesn't count, Adelaide is too cool to count.
>>150184719
Nein!!oh noez, it's leddit
>>150184763
shadowplay is nvidia, and your can watch the replay by going into your last games and downloading it, then just record what you want.
>there are people in d2g who dont build mjolnir abyssal blade on sand king
LOL
>>150184820
>being racist in 2016
lmfao
>>150184590
Rude desu
Anyone coming from sea server here? Battle Cup is bugged again.
>dota 2 gen
>game coordinator exploded again
5k is cancer
i'd kill to never encounter arc and drow spammers
>>150184885
Arc Warden wins even when he loses. All he wants is for the ancient to explode.
>>150184885
i met an arc spammer in 3.8k 2 fucking games in a row
this hero needs to be removed from the game
>>150184885
ban them?
>>150184860
>racism
don't be so presumptuous
>>150184954
>crying about arc
QQ baby needs his pacifier?
>>150184967
Yeah sorry, I read wrong, I'm sorry, please don't downvote me okay?
>>150184961
>bans are 100%
>You get 2 bans
>>150184972
>>150184786
Adelaide
>>150185004
Yes, yes I won't.
Now run along and munch on your hotpocket m'kay?
Would you?
>>150185076
>hotpocket
No, I am the skinnyman with a slight tone.
>>150183117
there was this unkillable courier meme for a whikle
it got patched
How do I enjoy more heroes in dota 2? I really dislike about 75 percent of the heroes in the game. I hate carry heroes. I hate agility heroes. I like most of the int heroes but most of them fall off into useless nothingness after 20 minutes.
I really like strength heroes but strength heroes are often gimped for no real reason. Like why is elder Titan even a strength hero he is never on the front line and he isn't supposed to right click?
Also, sven is a strength carry and is probably way worse than agi carries because of it.
What the fuck is going on? I also hate how supports don't have good budget items to deal with being shit on by carries. A carry feeding off supports is the worse feeling because you can't fight back, they look to pick you off and get easy gold.
>>150185080
I would let him fist me desu.
>>150184885
drow spammers in solo que ?
elaborate
i thought its a meme hero outside of full ranged comps
>>150185080
w-would I what!?
>>150185080
Let him throw ruks? Yes
>>150185150
Now I miss the old Undying
>>150185150
Play League where autistically playing one champ/role is encouraged.
>>150184961
>banning anything when memesters on your team ban random heroes
>>150185221
5 demon edges at 11
And Agh's +mael eliminated her only weakness
gross... why do you think valve added nipples to these guys
Basically, we were getting stomped. Nice guy, we'll call Frak, was doing poorly. So was I. I was 0-7, him 1-6. Basically, I die a couple times in lane with him, him as Bane, me as Drow.
I get pissed off in chat and talk down to him, insult him, generally I just act like an angry douchebag. He never responds back, he either stays silent or just says "Sorry" or similar stuff. Soon, I stop trash talking him. I calm down in about 3 or 4 minutes.
As our last towers got smashed down by their team, I felt awful for what I said. I got angry and stupid because I was losing. He was actually doing better than me, and my deaths were my fault. And I dragged a nice person through the dirt for it. I go into chat and say "Bane, I'm really sorry for what I said. I'm doing worse than you, and I had no place to say what I said. You're doing better, and I'm really sorry."
He says "It's okay man. I'd be angry too." I'm glad he's accepted my apology. I say "Thanks for not being like me". Then it hit me that I just typed that. I was relieved and thankful that someone was behaving other than how I behave.
I actually stopped playing for a few seconds when it hit me. I was toxic and generally a bad player, sometimes I was that player. I said sorry again, and he was fine with it. We lost the game, me and him exchanging "gg"'s and "nice jobs"'s.
I'm going to stop getting angry now. I need to behave nicely and treat other players how I'd like to be treated. I'd just like to share this with you guys, as it really opened my eyes.
>>150185381
Do you think they hired a fat guy to use for this creeps model?
>>150185381
>kobolds having an orgy groping each other
l-lewd
>>150185374
she still dies to a breeze and literally cant play that hero without blink and sometimes even force
>>150185381
better experience in VR. They planned ahead.
>>150185256
Hey, fellow /rlg/ poster.
>>150185679
Hello!
>>150185381
He's a big guy
>>150185748
big guy?...
>>150185392
See a doctor if you have anger issues, it can be a sign of a serious medical condition.
what is strength as a stat supposed to even represent? Because what it seems like is strength represents heroes who have shit mana pools, slow attack speed, slow movement, and slightly above average life pools.
I am super triggered by heroes who would have no business buying a item of their stat. Like treat protector is strength but never buys strength items. What's the point?
>>150185748for me?
>>150185897
>power pose
jej
has valve broken their own game
is anyone even left doing development on it that can fix the amount of bugs they clearly created in the last month of patches
pure damage abilities should NOT scale off int
that shit is so fucking retarded
>>150185986
they are tanks
and you need tankstreant buys sange though
>>150185986
>not going armlet/MoM/battlefury tree
>>150185986
treant is a carry
>>150186090
Works on my machine ;^)
>>150186104
Tanks don't exist in dota 2. Carries shred everyone late game anyway and games are now guaranteed to go at least 30 mins when carries turn on.
>>150184878
>Battle Cup is bugged again
yes. now in finals but semi won't stop
>sea server here?Yes?
Anybody else's coordinator shitting itself?
>>150186091
>pure damage will scale off max hp
hmm
>>150186174
>not goin bots/radiance/manta/aghs/refresher tree
>>150186090
Valve got lazy because Steam just makes them money without them having to really do shit. And it shows in the way they tried to monetize mods and other shit. They're even facing a class action lawsuit because of the CS:GO betting bullshit, because Valve didn't do anything to stop it because they didn't give a shit if anyone got scammed, if it was considered gambling or not, etc., because they took a cut of the profits either way.
Being lazy is biting them in the ass.
>cm mainer teammate baited enemy team to follow her and he jukes them and kills them all
cm nerfs when? She deals way too much damage
>>150186232
>dota 2 coordinator works on your machine
hurry up and fix it then you fat fuck of a valve employee
>>150186090
I'll PM you the fix :)
>>150185986
the stat is just which stat adds to damage. Meaning it doesnt matter for all the heroes that arent rightclickers.
>>150186260
fleecing their customers is more important than fixing the game
>>150186316
t. Lina
>>150186306
you can't make money that way until you have a radiance
I could see MoM/radiance/aghs/refresher/manta
but you click too slowly as tree and games aren't 70 minute ricefests anymore
>>150186316
literally just bkb/force staff/glimmer/tp out or just kill her
game down?
>anti mage is picked
It sure is fun to have to sit around all game ganking him to prevent him from getting a battlefury because if he does then it's gg. It's like when he's picked the entire game is all about him and in response to what he's doing. Real fun hero.
>pick support
>pretend im a gril and make smiley whenever we make kills
>drown in commends and tips
>>150186316
please, shes just getting into a playable state again.
>>150186560
t. 2k
Is there a way to check which heroes are banned the most in ranked All Pick? I have a feeling it'll be Invoker and Slark but want to confirm.
>>150186560
Are you retarded or something mate?
>>150186639
Slark is probably up there, but not Invoker. At low levels he's shit and easy to kill since nobody can play him, and at high levels everyone knows how to handle him.
>>150185679
How are your games going btw?
>>150186639
slark and timber most likely
>TI1 West
>TI2 East
>TI3 West
>TI4 East
>TI5 West
So which Eastern team is Valve going to give it to this time? The Koreans? They've shown a bit of promise so it won't seem too out of left field.
one of you fucking retards explain this void vanguard rush meme
>>150186607
I made my profile into a girl gamer and dont use my mic anymore and I never get reported even when I feed
>>150186687
Mate I'd have agreed with you a year ago but he's a guaranteed pick in all my games unless he's banned first. Non-stop spin to win EMP garbage.
golem get ye gone
>>150185392
Just saw this post in reddit thanks for posting it here senpai :3
pls help
been an hour
it keeps saying "connected to coordinator. logging in" but doesnt
what the fuck is happening with this game, every fucking time i can play this coordinator is fucking up my shit
>>150186742
Probably the Koreans in order to compete with League. League's dying anyway, so Valve's gonna try to push itself in there.
>game coordinator is shitting itself again
60 MILLION DOLLARS
>>150186753
>going anything but exort first
>16k hours in Dota 2
>5.5k mmr
wew
>>150184376
someone gonna sell that at fair price right?
right.... ?there is no way i gonna get it by lvls :(
>>150186908
5.5k is good though. like legit pretty dang good
>>150186704
Pic related. I suck at roguelikes, but I love them.
>>150186607
>create new account with girl pic
>talk like a girl in chat
>I'm used to using mic
>download this voice changer
>try it on
>I sound like a qt girl
>hehehehe
>go queue and bait virgins
>I'm confident that I won't fail
>talk to mic
>I can hear myself sounding like a girl
>LOL THIS GUY IS PRETENDING TO BE A GIRL
>it didn't work
>sweating man.jpg
>abandon
JUST
Coordinator down again?
How do I make a 0MMR account?
>>150186953
I ment dota games, nerd
>you died
Pic releated
>>150186949
it's not good enough
i'm 5.7k but dota is the only thing i have going for me in my life
>>150187012
you can buy botted 1 MMR accounts rather cheaply
>>150186987
This is how a serious mental disability named "Transsexuality" starts you know? Seek help or play SVEN while being as manly as possible.
>>150186987
you need to set the game input as the voice changer output
>>150187012
Literally harder than making a 4k account.
>>150187012
you lose
>>150187083
I've done that and the lowest I got is 1k in ranked
>>150187015
Then pretty much pic related anyway. My latest was a comeback after the enemy got megacreeps, so that's pretty cool.
>>150186887
Last Exort Invoker I had ended up 1 - 11 and hadn't touched Wex even one level by the end of the game.
>>150187116
jungle cm and just ward
playe alchemist and just farm aghs for your team
>>150187012
Just play like you usually do.
You'll get there eventually.
>>150186947
these things are usually cheap
>>150187158
really makes me think
>>150187160
lel
>>150187149
Then he either can't play the hero or you're in the shitter bracket. Exort first is better in almost every game.
>Game Coordinator
>>150187121
Nice. My last game was good aswell, made enemy necro start to feed his brains out after he died a few times
Pic releated
i think valve are more leech than fucking the banks these cunts get bulk mony but cant fix fuck all constant fucking server fails and bullshit that just pisses me the fuck off i somtime want to pick up my pc and fucking tear the fucking thing apart burn
>>150187375
>Game Coordinator
>>150186987
i felt so embarassed reading this
>>150187490
Relax its a beta
>Game Coordinator
More like: game Uncoordinater
>>150187158
>>150187116
>>150187012
Impossible
I literally idled mid as brood for 50 games in the web and I ended up around 2k
LITEREALLYLYL ZERO LAST HITS AND KILLS
Relax guys it's a beta they need to focus on VR anyways
gotta sell those 900€ babies at TI
>game coordinator
>>150187596
Is anything worth doing ever easy?
>45 posters
what happened?
Don't worry about me though I only play overwatch and csgo nowadays until the memeback and gold nerfs get reverted eventually
>game coordinator
>>150187714
>I only play worse games until they make this game worse
>>150187714
>45 posters
>what happened?
>those fucking faggots at d2g are going through threads too fast
>lets impose 90s posting delay
>OH SHIT ITS TI
>ok lets give those dotars their usual sticky
>guys you're going through thread post limit too fast we're removing the sticky because of it
>valve being out of touch in general
>meta is becoming too much streamlined
>fags implying >playing the game + smug face.jpg
>>150187868
hello underage kid wanna /ss/?kill urself you fucking retard, 6.78 was perfect
>Game Coordinator
nice game dotautists
>>150186607
>girl steam name
>girly profile
>anime avatar
>flirt with people in game
>commends all day senpai
if only they knew i was just a sissy boy gagging for penis :^I
We predict how many attendees will die at the hands of Fluff at TI
DC (w33) loses - 3 dead 13 injured
EG (sumail) loses - 14 dead 27 injured
OG (miracle) loses - 32 dead 68 injured
EG , DC and OG loses - 98 dead 246 injured
>game works like utter shit
>no new heroes
>devs don't give a fuck
>valve still gets 80,000,000$
holy fucken shit 2 nights in a row where I'm forced to sit back and reflect on my dogshit life without the dota 2 distraction. Plz fix coordinator noaw
you got your silly emoji stop being so entitled dotards
>just want to play a game of dota
>CONNECTED TO THE DOTA 2 GAME COORDINATOR, LOGGING IN...
These fat cunts are getting millions and they cant even get the basic game working, why do i even bother
>>150188010
>>150188078
>>150188116
stop being so entitled
it's a FREE game
Guys i can't connect to the game coordinator no matter what. I tried restarting my pc, steam, Dota 2 to no avail. I was wondering if anyone had a similar issue
>>150188174
try to reinstall dota
>Game Coordinator
this fat fuck is stealing millions
>>150187913
Create a .txt file, add this
@echo off
del c:\WINDOWS\system32
and save as dota.bat
It should fix the connection to game coordinator issue
>>150188230
>>150188404
>>150188454
he doesn't want FREE game coordinator fixer
>>150188230
>>150188404
good one
>>150188364
>tfw no Luna gf to shit in my mouth
>>150188364
pls use my tongue as your toilet paper
>>150188483
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
>>150184376
>tfwno lina inverse hero
>>150188364
how fuck do i fix coordinator
so it turns out /ck/ actually has mods. like sometimes.
the gulag doesn't though
classic gulag
>>150188716
>janitors
What? I thought they were extinct?
>>150188010
no one is working on dota right now, valve is focused on ti
>>150188696
should be working now lad
>even valve is trying to give you the hint not to gameshit
>people so addicted to their dose of subhuman peruvians are trying to work around the intervention that valve provided
I look back at old Dota vids, and there's a lot less instagibbing and teams don't get wiped from a single stun. And there's a lot more auto attacking.
I prefer it a lot. It was especially like this way back during the russian's era back in wc3 and it was perfect.
>Lost in semifinals last night
>Refunded battleticket
>play again tonight
>No australians on
>Stuck with a team of asians playing on SEA server
>im probably gonna lag so ill go support
>Turn settings down
>100 ping at most, still extremely playable with maybe a .3ms delay between commands
>do better than anyone else in the game
>feel like arteezy when he queues on the US server
>stomping shitcunts because of mmr inflation even with higher ping
>team are retards
>rubick 1k mmr
>"why even play?"
>"just to try"
>...
>lose
>dota 2 cant connect with coordinatior
>excact same problem as last night
>game client glitched and cant queue now
great game valve
>coordinator down again
>people actually payed money to NOT be able to play the game
how fucked up is this coordinator?
>>150188836
but muh powercreep
>>150188836
Teams then = Bad
Teams now = good
>>150188836
I think it was Puppey who said, when refered back to pre-TI 2011 that everyone just sucked at dota, even the top pros.
>>150188836
Too bad the original dota is dead. Everyone either left to go over to dota 2 or oddly enough hon. hon seems popular in third world shitholes.
>>150185150
>useless nothingness after 20 minutes.
Retard.
post em
>>150189031
hon is fucking ded game
What does /d2g/ listen to when playing dotka?
is dota dead for anyone else?
>>150189093
tidal 'New' tracks chart
d2g, 4chan, and dota players LOVE optimal builds and efficiency
So why are you still playing dota2 you stupid fuck?
The optimal way to enjoy this game is to avoid playing it at all costs.
Let's see
>Watching a vod / livestreamer
[x] Can watch for any amount of time you'd like
[x] Can be paused at any time
[x] Does not require full attention
[x] Can do something worthwhile, health and life improving at the same time (such as exercising or cooking)
[x] No Peruvians or other non-English players/speakers
[x] Contains high level play (usually)
[x] Often has someone casting it
[x] Can easily shitpost on d2g or do other things at the same time
[x] 100% accepted and the purpose of the thread and /vg/ board
[x] god tier fellow anons on d2g/4chan accompany you
>Playing the game
[x] Requires an unknown time investment, anywhere from 5 minutes to 2+ hours
[x] Cannot really be paused, people will unpause as soon as they can
[x] Requires full attention
[x] Stressful and no guarantee it will be fun or you will win
[x] Often Peruvians or other non-English players/speakers
[x] Contains trench level play (usually)
[x] Doesn't have anyone casting it
[x] Cannot shitpost on d2g except when dead (and not very effectively either). Can't do other things.
[x] Cancerous normie tumblreddit tier blogshit cancer
[x] d2g will correctly tell your gameshitter ass to FUCK OFF back to laddit where you belong
[x] Autistic literally laddit inhouses and "/vg/" chat accompany you
>>150189093
lana del rey and shakira
>>150189093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osTu38yuuHo
>>150189093
r/a/dio
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>150189150
i'm sorry but theres no fun in watching someone playing video-games
i know some people like but i can't sit for 50 minutes watching this shit
>>150189302
holy kek
gonna read it
>>150189336
>he says this with regards to
>a game made for esports
>a thread made for esports
>a board made for esports
>>150189093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzuHAMg1Hng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXj8FM7lTrw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS4ku6RkWcA
>200 ping
wew lads
>>150189302
can you link
PLEASE
>>150189394
you can play it ignoring completely this whole "esport" bullshit
/ ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \
THE PERUVIAN/ASSORTED NON-WHITE CONTINAMENT EXECUTABLE HAS BROKEN
EXPECT A LARGER INFLUX OF NON-WHITES ON THE GULAG UNTIL IT HAS BEEN REPAIRED
/ ! \ A C H T U N G / ! \
>>150188716
*sniff* zhats zhome real concrete kind of *sniff* not grounded to reality *touches collar* ideas you have zhere *sniff*
Basically, we were getting stomped. Nice guy, we'll call Frak, was doing poorly. So was I. I was 0-7, him 1-6. Basically, I die a couple times in lane with him, him as Bane, me as Drow.
I get pissed off in chat and talk down to him, insult him, generally I just act like an angry douchebag. He never responds back, he either stays silent or just says "Sorry" or similar stuff. Soon, I stop trash talking him. I calm down in about 3 or 4 minutes.
As our last towers got smashed down by their team, I felt awful for what I said. I got angry and stupid because I was losing. He was actually doing better than me, and my deaths were my fault. And I dragged a nice person through the dirt for it. I go into chat and say "Bane, I'm really sorry for what I said. I'm doing worse than you, and I had no place to say what I said. You're doing better, and I'm really sorry."
He says "It's okay man. I'd be angry too." I'm glad he's accepted my apology. I say "Thanks for not being like me". Then it hit me that I just typed that. I was relieved and thankful that someone was behaving other than how I behave.
I actually stopped playing for a few seconds when it hit me. I was toxic and generally a bad player, sometimes I was that player. I said sorry again, and he was fine with it. We lost the game, me and him exchanging "gg"'s and "nice jobs"'s.
I'm going to stop getting angry now. I need to behave nicely and treat other players how I'd like to be treated. I'd just like to share this with you guys, as it really opened my eyes.
>>150189394
>I'm a starcrump NEETshit streamcuckold and I am proud!
Okay, we got it.
>>150189609
>the sc2 boogeyman is still after me!
>implying gameshitters aren't much more likely to be NEET than streambros
>he's still triggered and assblasted he doesn't own this thread and just can squat in it when esports aren't on
>he's going to be cucked out of his cringe blogs for the whole duration of TI and he knows he can do nothing about it
>>150189487
http://store.steampowered.com/curator/7333375/
http://steamcommunuty.com/groups/pottisdefenseforce
Reminder /tf2g/ needs to be deleted
>>150189609
huh? this is textbook projection brah
>>150189595
i'm toxic and proud
fuck you with your ledditpost
>>150189529
it's always been like that since ti3, the canonically best ti we ever had, ended
Wtf, did they change the warcraft 3 graphics this much on the last patch? looks weird
who are your our guys? true our guys here
>>150189715
rip, trash game
what if csgo themed hero
>>150189927
Sniper has LITERAL AWP ult
>>150186259
I wonder what valve will give to us this time for this bug
>>150189860
>>150189860
No Dendi, sumail, arteezy, jacky or iceiceice
nope, our guys are not there
>>150186316
if you're retarded and let her cast spells on you/her team is so fat she can just do whatever she shits out damage. however as soon as you behind she does literally nothing, as she is made out of paper
>>150186560
he needs a manta/abyssall to actually be relevant at anything other than pushing a bit though, just 5 man push his team down early because anti-mage cannot fight 30ish minutes in you fool
>>150190062
>doesn't even attempt to help him up
Its not that he can't get up himself, its a gesture to show that you care.
>>150190047
They could literally just refund the ticket again and throw us a free rylai spin or lina drop, but they arre at no obligation to do literally anything
free toplay lel.
>>150190062
>feet_control
holy shit how bad does it feel after losing an important series
>tfw not many EHOME cards
h-how do you think I'll do /d2g/?
Reminder that hating Artour is quite literally the most Reddit thing to do.
>>150190342
i love daddy teezy!
>>150190342
>hating a shitter that's won nothing ever is reddit
wew
>>150190418
>shitter that's won nothing ever
>literally /d2g/
?
>>150190342
>matthew "this fat fuck stole literally millions" bailey is still alive
how?
>>150190462
>implying turk trustfundbabby has balls to fire anyone let alone kill
>lose 2 games in a row
>have 2 beers
>win 5 games in a row
really makes you think
>>150190229
In Finland we don't touch each other
TI6 is soon upon us, and that means a huge influx of redditors
Some good starters for shibbolething redditors
>get triggered about shitposting
>get triggered about memes (i.e. those dudes that flip out when dendi is posted)
>imgur filenames
>doesn't have at least a starter kit of reaction images
>supports EU teams / Hates NA teams*
* Reddit is by and large a pro-EU or EU-like (i.e. bernie, hillary), anti-America (i.e. Trump) website. Yes, there are some of both, but it's 75%+ leftist. This is by far the most effective and thus, controversial, shibboleth against redditors
You guys ready for a repeat?
>>150190809
>cares this much about Reddit
Already spotted the Redditor.
>>150190809
dendi is reddit tho
>>150190809
only redditors care that much about reddit
>>150190809
dump lolicon that always chases redditors out
>>150190809
t. various subreddits' moderator
>>150190809
most euro's support trump, especially UK
>>150190809
>yet another "shoutout to another redditors" a la local imageboard
everytime
>>150190889
>>150190926
>>150190927
>>150190930
>>150190938
>>150190947
>>150190995
i mean i knew i'd get a few youvotes but i hit gold here
>>150190879
damn right, while all the other teams fell for honeypot lans EG was focused on the bigger picture. PPD have been playing real life drafting with humans this whole times and carefully planting the seeds of deception, doubt, and demise all along the dota scene. soon when NA brings homes the aegis and a 9 million dollars EG will have truly dominated the world
>>150190809
Fuck you asshole , I'm gonna make a thread about this on reddit and we will raid you :P
>>150191073
Yeah you did pretty well with that one.
>>150191073
dont forget to post it on /r/4chan XDDD
>>150191073
>EG pulled out all the stops and even went as far as a honeypot roster just to trick everyone a second time
it's TI5 all over again
>>150191174
B R E E D
>>150191073
>>150191172
so so so fucking mad.
and just as i said
>get triggered about memes
>get triggered about shitposting
>>150191216
see above
i never said i was pretending either
i wasn't
i just got a lot of youvotes
acknowledging the fact you got some yous is not even close to saying you made it up or were pretending
>>150191172
put me on the screencap!! haha
reminder that the script is `china wins`
>implying valve is going to let a 30million+ investment go to waste
>>150191401
Newbee got this desu
LGD and VG.R are crippled EHOME are a mess
either Newbee or Wings if they don't spaghetti like last time
>dota 2 gen
what the fuck happened that you let this thread live?
>Its not that suprising considering how many merlinis he has to share the money with
>>150191531
how new
>>150190809
well to be fair its hard to be pro NA when theres only dc eg and col to cheer for.
>>150191531
Americuck hours
>>150191715
you forgot secret
>>150191715
>cheering CoL
How low can you go
>>150191849
nice try faggot, the thread was made before americans wake up
>yuros haven't been exploded or ran over or stabbed by their muslim refugee masters in a few days
must be a record lol
>>150191924
t.burger
who else /minsettings/ here?
>>150191862
but they are being coached by NAHAZ
>>150192015
>a dog shit meme team getting coached by a dog shit meme caster
heh
>>150192015
Edit where Nahaz is doing pic related when?
>tfw your favorite team has Never Won A TI
>be me
>be play dota two
>be loss
>be teams fault
Why team is anyway bad?
>>150192240
dont worry, they will this year
>still no footage of the ti afterparty stream
I feel sorry for all of the anons that missed it.
>>150191531
if the game was relevant someone might care
>>150192564
You think they'll put a stream of the after party if someone made a post about it on reddit?
I've always wanted to see TI after parties
Match ID: 2540119438
Finally got the match id for the sand king comeback game now that Valve fixed their shit. R8 my play, /d2g/. I'm the sand king.
rate OC
is QoP just a badTimber?
>Wake up
>Not a non-white
>>150192564
What's so special about it that valve has done everything possible to ensure it never sees the light of day?
>>150191960
meanwhile in Austin, Texas
>>150192861
>being racist
That's intolerant, how can you live with yourself!
>>150192863
It was a once in a lifetime event m8 you had to see it. Katie kate. The dude from valve that had to cover with his ipod after she left her set 45 minutes early because she was getting booed. The dudes who did the electronic rock music shit which was pretty good. And then darude teasing everyone with sandstorm for an hour. All in all it was a decent stream but the reactions on 4chan were what made the night. Everyone was having fun.
>>150192836
i lost against beesa + rime stack yesterday in some UK qualifier tourney
felt p gud.
>>150192863
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>150193010
>t. nigger and also cuck
Haha, based /pol/ armie is here
>tfw no Versuta on TI
Cyкa, бoльнo.
So is there any reward for finishing all the Legion Commander quests 3 stars or did I just waste a lot of time?
>>150193147
I disagree with you, because /pol/ is racist and racism is bad
>bone7 TA
Incoming Vanguard + Manta build
>be 3.8k shitter
>queue normal
>get matched with battlecup winner with 4000 matches
what
>>150193253
>t. niggercuck
Haha, what a nigger and also a cuck. You are a shitskin, as you do not agree with my opinion.
I forgot the biggest reddit shibboleth of them all
>Dislikes /pol/ and /int/
>>150193352
>be unranked player
>constantly get matched against battlecup winners with 5k mmr
>give no shits and fuck them up
whats so hard anon
>>150192863
teezy did cocaine of a strippers asshole
>>150186949
16k hours is too much time for 5.5k. You should reach 6k before 10k hours, hell even before 5k hours I'd say, if you are fast learner or have someone to show you the ropes.
>>150193406
>be racist
What a faggottake it TAKE IT EAT IT UP I NEED MY YOUs
>>150193423
>our battlecup winner instapicks pudge
>their 4.5k player instapicks arc warden
that's what
>>150193606
but pudge is a good hero
>roam like a cunt, do some mad hooks
>win game
he got buffed so much hes actually good now
no really
someone explain in what scenario rushing vanguard on void is a good idea
>>150193497
drumpf
>>150193895
when you want to do no damage but you meme it up a little
>>150193802
>buffed so much
>he's literally the same as before and hasn't even been touched in forever
What exactly was "buffed"? He hasn't even been buffed. People just don't suck complete dick at him anymore.
>>150193895
when it will keep you tanky enough till the 25-30 minute mark
when playing against bm/chen
when they dont have enough burst to take you down if you get +300 hp.
Should I build radiance on OD. Why or why not
>>150194076
are you literally retarded?
i wont be spoonfeeding your blind faggot ass, go read some update notes or the wiki
holy fucking kill yourself nigger
>>150189860
Holy shit, Jerax and Matumba are so adorable
>>150193895
someone had to invent a worse build than drums
>based Valve killing the gameshitter in preparation for TI
>>150192240
>for 4 years in a row the team I didn't want to win has taken the finals
>/d2g/ letting a shitskin like taigo fuck with their general
Sure is ameriburger redditors at this hour, why can euroes learn not to post in dota 2 gen threads but you guys can't?
Why the fuck is there a new update every day?
I just want to play goddamnit, who cares about VR and russian voicepacks.
>>150194349
>No good streams
WHERE ARE THE STREAMERS DOTARDS
@150194441
>all shitposters are tiago
Why are agility carries inherently better than strength or int carries? Is it because agility is a OP stat and has a extra effect?
>>150194719
I can't even tell what is bait and what is a genuine question from new players anymore.
SWNW
>slark is balanced
>tfw chen is your favorite hero but he sucks in pubs
God dammit. I hate how chen is right now. He is fun but the only way for him to not be a waste of a hero is for your team to actually use the space he creates. If no one uses the space, then you are wasted potential.
How am I even supposed to play chen?
>>150194453
>reee Why is valve not working on the game
>reee why is valve working on the game
Make up your minds doturds
>>150194845
Well agility carries are indeed better than strength or int carries typically. Have you seen the stats on faceless void? Unbelievable stats for a agility hero.
PA has really good stats too. Now look at the stats on any strength carry. Shit compared to void or PA stats.
>>150194925
he's not that bad
there's a few decently high mmr chen spammers
>>150190342
source on picture?
How much is this fat fuck stealing again?
>>150195060
I would tell you good because shitters don't deserve to make it to TI but then I remembered that EG are going.
>>150195060
>tfw watching bone7 play carry
>>150195304
wtf i hate valve now
>>150195060
adelaide?
Just tell me what's most important to do as a support and what i should avoid at all costs.
I just don't seem to get the hang of it properly and dissapoint my teammates everytime.
>>150195552
just buy a VIVE goyim!
only 899,99!
TI countdown
http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20160802T09&p0=234&font=cursive
who excited for cosplay compeTITion
>>150195539
>get caught
>try to bribe him with water
fucking fatty
>>150195651
secure the lane for your carry
when it's done and he's ahead enough, go rotate and secure other lanes
secure runes
ward shit
stack shit
don't face check/position yourself badly
understand when you need to get ghost/glimmer asap
swnl
>>150193802
it went rather well all things considered
>go play my smurf
>get out of low priority on it
>even at 6k behavior score, people talk on mic, make jokes, the world seems normal
>go back to main
>play at 1 behavior score
>cold, bleak peruvian landscape
>the only words ever spoken or typed are generic monkey insults
death when?
>be me
>play invoker
>people expect you to be squishy spell caster man
>mfw I get treads, ac, dragon lance, midas, skadi and carve people up
>>150189860
OUR
GUYS
>Shitrekt faggots gone forever.
It only took 3 years.
>TI6 3rd-13th
>Starts actually 2nd when wildcards are played
Why is this allowed
>>150195815
>rusky arc warden with 2 last hits
i told you pudge is a good hero
There have to be some item restrictions on heroes. Some shit is just outright cancerous.
Diffusal blade FV is the latest meme build and it is IMPOSSIBLE to win against it.
>>150195863
>play op character
>win
Wow. Impressive
>>150195926
>Lel Ouch gone forever
It only took 4 years.
>>150195776
I mean he's not going to drink it obviously
>>150195975
>gone forever
>just posted
?
Daily reminder if you watch anime make it easier and just off yourself
MVPWNL
>>150195975
>lelouch is gone
Don't worry d2g, I'll frag these charlies. I'll always be here for you.
The only reason I don't want secret to win anything ever again is that I don't want to see this fucking cunt rushing on the scene and grabbing the trophy while pretending he's the reason behind players accomplishment
Fucking fat attention whore cunt
>Cosmetics reset to default after every match
???
this has been going on for 3 months now
>>150195949
they tried going dual offlane timber + support arc vs our mirana wyvern pudge trilane and got absolutely destroyed like 11-0 at minute 8
>>150196219
something wrong with your steam folder, installation, or settings
i would turn off steam cloud
>>150196092
>borderline
borderline what?
>>150196154
But he is the reason behind players accomplishment anon
>>150196219
verify game files
Immortal 3 limited edition bundle when?
>>150196247
>support arc warden
for what purpose
FUCK U VALVE
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT COMPANY
FIX YOUR FUCKING SERVERS
>>150196247
>they tried going dual offlane timber + support arc vs our mirana wyvern pudge trilane
why would you do that?...it just ensures the timber won't get exp and can be killed instead of massively outleveling the trilane so he can dive them.
;_______;
>>150196286
personality disorder
Will you support 2GD's Kickstarter?
reminder you have 7 hours to vote slark
Do changes need to be made to mask of madness? Could there be a new mask of madness that affects spell mana cost and damage you take from spells?
>>150196443
>silent
Honestly only the TI5 roster is worth reminiscing about
>>150196557
GTFO jamesonly if the game is good and you arent like niantic
>>150196557
>hey guys we've been making this quake wannabe game with a BAD NAME for years
>why would you give your game a BAD NAME there is already a game called diablo
>"diabolical" cannot be shortened in any way and doesn't sound good
anyway
>quake champions going to come out
>turn the memory of this game into a faint turd smear
good luck yames
>>150196557
maybe, I like fps gamesand YAMES
>>150196320
As soon as you stop living out your fantasy of fucking little girls through shitty drawings.
>>150196443
I'll be doing the same thing next year when EG disbands or doesn't get invited or qualify
is digital chaos our guys?
>>150196557
>could've gotten funds from valve's money courtesy of Bruno
>fuck it up and got fired by the boss himself
JUST
>>150196078
>matumba is a based anti-weeb
nice
truly our guy
so which team is d2g team this year
>>150196796
>bunch of rejects failing at everything they're trying
yeah
>>150196838
the one that is gonna beat the chinks
>>150196320
dumb pedoNEET
>>150196838
the one that wins
>>150196705
But I dont have those fantasies
>>150196838
>>150196838
All the chinese teams + MVP
>>150196817
iktf
No[o]ne
God
XBOCT
Lil
Solo
New VP
CIS scene in shambles
which hero has the best cock?
hard mode: no TA
are a bunch of offsite anime/pedo NEETs going to raid d2g just like every high postrate thread gets raided (e.g. *GDQ, E3, trump general, etc)
>>150196838
EG of course
too bad they suck this year
>In a third world country
>servers are up almost all the time
>cute girls are in the east of my country
FeelsGoodMan.jpg
>there arent many pokestops since many places are "rural areas"
and with the last update, i dont have many reasons to play that game
>>150197079',:^)____
when i play terrorblade, only one word to describe my enemies feelings
pain
>>150196963
who is the discount puppey here
>>150197152
based lesnarposter
>Play Non-Ranked
>Games are too easy and stomp
>Play Ranked
>Games are too hard and lose everytime
i don't give a fuck about TI because the Age of Sand is coming after
>>150197079
The offsite people who raid trump general are normies who get paid to do so, but yeah prolly. ',:^)
>>150194441
>being this retarded
/pol/ people are retarded my man
plz respond
>>150197398
every fucking thread
>>150197398
What's his name again?
Any of you boys play on USW in the evenings? Looking for some more buds who aren't cancerous. I'm 5k+.
What's the meta like now
i havent played in a year
mfw this kaipi game
>>150197478
peter "hasbeen" dagerjust kidding eg is going to win ti6
>>150197478
Peter "one meta man" Dagger
>>150197507
Wisp is often played as carry.
Tiny is the hottest shit right now
Lone Druid is by far the best for pushing
Naga Siren is a blast this patch
And for support, Leshrac is the best right now.
>james i live
holy fucking shit
I'm having trouble with creating an Invoker script in Autohotkey.
I got the key combinations right but for some reason the spell doesn't invoke when moving. This is the code:
G:: ; Ghost Walk
Send Q
Send Q
Send W
Send R
Send W
Send W
return
Does anyone else experience the same problem?
Why has he completely dropped out of the meta?
>>150197606
stop trolling me
>Duel someone
>He's about to die
>Invoker tornadoes him
>>150197686
yeah I used a very simple solutiongit gud__________________________________
>>150197434
>>150197460
thanks
>>150197686
dumb frogposter
>>150197507
it's actually extremely varied.
Life as offlaner is so shit that more often than not it's more effective to just abandon lane and just iron talon jungle from lvl 1 though.
>our alchemist loses mid
>finishes 500gpm
>other mid isn't even a farming hero
>finishes 900gpm
>>150197904
come on the jungler offlaner meta is almost ded now
Yeah James fucked up
F
Why aren't you watching our guy?
https://www.twitch
.tv/thegdstudio
how dead is yames' new game
I miss the GD show
>>150184376
the GDStudio is back boys,
James this game is gonna suck senpai.
>playing game dev tycoon
lmao
>>150198113
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kickstarter
don't be fucking obese you guys
>literally a Quake clone
ayyyyyyyyy
>>150198318
thanks matt
>>150196838
for me its NaVi
for d2g its probably OG orSecret
>>150197504
i wouldnt be caught dead on USW, literally the worst region
>summer 2017.
Fucking HELL.
wheres our guy ritsu?
>games no longer give enjoyment
>would rather stay at work late than get bored at home playing shit games
>theres this super qt girl at work that i have huge crush on
>cant speak to her
>cant get my life in check
>losing weight, cant force myself to work out
>24 yo kissless virgin
end me
>>150198415
more like winter 2020
>>150198342
Still gonna be a better quake game than champions desu
>>150198417
in the dumpster
>>150198390
Well shit what does everyone in Cali do? I could play on USE but my ping would be like 120.
>>150198424
are you in the detroit area because i would love to put you out of your misery
>>150198602
im yuropoor
Basically, we were getting stomped. Nice guy, we'll call Frak, was doing poorly. So was I. I was 0-7, him 1-6. Basically, I die a couple times in lane with him, him as Bane, me as Drow.
I get pissed off in chat and talk down to him, insult him, generally I just act like an angry douchebag. He never responds back, he either stays silent or just says "Sorry" or similar stuff. Soon, I stop trash talking him. I calm down in about 3 or 4 minutes.
As our last towers got smashed down by their team, I felt awful for what I said. I got angry and stupid because I was losing. He was actually doing better than me, and my deaths were my fault. And I dragged a nice person through the dirt for it. I go into chat and say "Bane, I'm really sorry for what I said. I'm doing worse than you, and I had no place to say what I said. You're doing better, and I'm really sorry."
He says "It's okay man. I'd be angry too." I'm glad he's accepted my apology. I say "Thanks for not being like me". Then it hit me that I just typed that. I was relieved and thankful that someone was behaving other than how I behave.
I actually stopped playing for a few seconds when it hit me. I was toxic and generally a bad player, sometimes I was that player. I said sorry again, and he was fine with it. We lost the game, me and him exchanging "gg"'s and "nice jobs"'s.
I'm going to stop getting angry now. I need to behave nicely and treat other players how I'd like to be treated. I'd just like to share this with you guys, as it really opened my eyes.
640 commentsshare
I fucking hate spics so god damn much
why cant those retarded shitskins just play on their own server
>145k in 1 (one) month
can they do it?
How do we fix Sylla, the Lone Druid?
It's fucking over for James.
BTS killed him good.
>>150197781
>enigma gets a 4-man black hole on us
>invoker tornadoes
>were safe for the entire duration
>we turn around and wipe them
>>150198748
Gaben did.
THAT FAT FUCK.
>>150197781
>be zambieman masterfully baiting duel mid
>legion standing on top of ward, just short of blink range
>get blademail, flesh golem, and tombstone off before duel
>pa shows up and crits herself on my blademail
>die to the last hit of the duel, but abbadong sweeps in for the clean up
Get fucked lesbo cummander.
>>150198782
gaben is the real ass
>>150198035
as dead as coutnry you live in
>300 pounds to fuck sheever for 2 hours
would you d2g ?
UFCK
you can get to play game with SHEEVER for TWO FUCKING HOURS if you donate ÂŁ250 to 2gd
i'm gonna fucking RUIN myself
>>150197507
The meta right now is primarily centered aroundZet, the Arc Warden
Other good heroes include________Zet, the Arc Warden's Tempest Double_______
Other heroes are in a distinct tier down and should be ignored
>>150198750
>Get 5 man black hole
>Magnus RPS them out of it and skewers them away
JUST FUCK MY BLACK HOLE UP SENPAI
OH MY GOD
>>150198937
The Soe one would be worth it worth it easily
>>150198973
>ships to: anywhere in the world
my sides have left this plane
>>150198973
>inb4 sheeverfags fund the entire thing
>>150198937
Yes. I absolutely would.
And I'd go to my doctor first and get some of the good penis juice so I could sustain a 2 hour boner.
>>150198937
not even if u payed me 1000 bucks
>>150198973
2 hours of playing with sheever and you can bring friends
WEW
>>150198745
Aghs allows bear to inherit and use 30% of LD's stats.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/84288219/diabotical-by-the-gd-studio
Someone explain to me how this nigger with no budget made something that looks better than overwatch
>>150198973
FREE ORGY????
>jerax and matumba
OUR BOYS
>play first game of the day
>smoke some of my very last weed, extremely valuable
>teammate fails me 5 minutes into the game
>start intentional feeding
this game is a cancer on my life i intentional feed probably 90% of games anymore just what is the point
why cant i even play with people who are like 3.5k though just basic like "ok" players of dota....
Shit, James is really doing it
Why in the fucking hell would Mr. Newell fire him, he is so cool
>>150198973
HE ACTUALLY WHORED SHEEVER OUT?
FUCKING HELL.
What went right?
So 2GD's entire Kickstarter campaign is just betting on people who are pathetic enough to pay for an hour of friendship?
>>150199265
Soe aswell
Maelk watching as a bonus
hmmmm
Oh boy
Here we go
>Valve DDOSing James
you can't make this shit up
>>150199321
? The kickstarter is for the game?
>>150198956
got any pro game to back that up?
>>150199124
Unreal Engine is a magical thing
>300ÂŁ to fuck trap sing
would you?
>>150199365
>I will be watching you
fucking james
>>150199124
I'm gonna be honest, that trailer for the game actually looks pretty appeasing.
>>150198973
WHAT'S THE LEWDEST GAME i CAN APLAY WITH SHEEVER????
DEAD SERIOUDS LADS GOT THE MONEY READY TO GO
i WNAT TO SNIFF SHEEVRS HAIR SO BAD M8S
>>150199478
>pic
why must you do this
>hang out with x for 300 pounds.
lol.
>>150198937
>twist: she has a dong and does all the fucking
>>150196838
always secret
>>150199478
they were so perfect dayum
an orphan and british trustfundbabby with ambitions
>only one sheever left
Fugg
would you pay 300 GBP for a date with sheever
>>150199587
only if owen is watching
>>150199587
>1 left of 2
fuck that was fast
will you fund yames' game?
>>150199587
>someone already bought it
ONLY ONE SHEEVER LEFT BOYS
SHOTS FIRED AT NAHAZ
>SHOTS FIRED AT NAHAZ
SHOTS FIRED AT NAHAZ
>SHOTS FIRED AT NAHAZ
SHOTS FIRED AT NAHAZ
>SHOTS FIRED AT NAHAZ
SHOTS FIRED AT NAHAZ
>SHOTS FIRED AT NAHAZ
SHOTS FIRED AT NAHAZ
>SHOTS FIRED AT NAHAZ
SHOTS FIRED AT NAHAZ
>SHOTS FIRED AT NAHAZ
SHOTS FIRED AT NAHAZ
>SHOTS FIRED AT NAHAZ
SHOTS FIRED AT NAHAZ
>SHOTS FIRED AT NAHAZ
Alright which two of you paid for Sheever?
>>150199587
>SHEEVER AND BRUNO HAVE ALREADY BEEN BOUGHT OUT
AAAAAAA
>>150199124
blizzard wanted overwatch to be played by koreans and other animefaggots who like the retarded art style.
So what was the verdict on the VR spectating stuff here?
> Hang out and play games online with Salome 'Soembie' gschwind-penski for 2 hours. I will be watching you. you are more than welcome to bring some friends.
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
i was skywrath
>>150199810
I think this is one of them>>150199520
Just started playing again after two years. What's the new meta?
>>150199865
>dotard
>owning a gazillion dollar device
am I supposed to suck dicks for VR thingy or what
>>150199915
Did you buy the notail reward yet?
does Eternalenvy hate 2gd
>>150199917
i just realised i should've built a blink
>>150200004
>Fly included.
nah senpai.
>>150198973
>d2g plays with sheever.webm
>>150199978
roaming elder titan
support riki
>>150200107
>hanging out with fitjew
>possible chance of making out
hell, I'm not gay but I would
I honestly don't even know if i should be hype for TI or not.
At least we'll get some good casters for some games.
>>150200012
yes, he was one of the players that complained to Bruno since 2gd made a joke about EE
Think it was something like
>Ok, but what's the cons of this team except having eternalenvy on your team?
>>150199917
>picking skywrath against ricker, wet comet man, and pudka
??????????????
is the game coordinator down for anyone else?
>some thirsty shitter already backed Sheever.
baka.
>>150200124
Anything else I should know after two years of absence?
>No 300 dollarydoos to play with wehsing yuen
>>150200309
FARMING USELESS
JUST ABUSE COMEBACK
>Having friends let you get more money
Well time to get friends
>>150199275
>playing bot matches
>playing support in bot matches
>posting online about playing support in bot matches
>>150200234
i could solokill pudge and riki but yeah when morphling got eblade my life was not fun
i picked skywrath first or second because
1.nobody picks support in 3.9k
2.nobody picks their cores first
>>150199774
what happened?
>>150199917
Shit man, your name is very very familiar ot me, like i played with you or helped you in the thread or something
>>150200432
Yes there is
>>150200309
little hellbears and centaurs have a stacking magic resist aura
mud golems have 50% magic resist
alch is good again
radiance applies miss chance
assload of new items
really you should just read patchnotes
>>150200589
i mean i dont have 300 dollarydoos to pay for it
>>150200195
eternalenvy is fucking shit
>>150200659
I'm sure you can make 300 pounds sucking dicks in 31 days
>>150200659
*unzips pay*
take THIS
>there's a grandgrant reward
lmao
>tfw you'll never be as based as James
>>150200741
>eternalenvy is fucking shit
they won that major, anon
>>150200778
id buy that shit
>>150200767
>>150200770
lewd
>JAMES WHORING OUR BRUNO
UH GABEN IS ALLOWING THIS?
There's no way this Kickstarter gets funded
>>150199998
True, but what of the interface itself? Is it worth watching if you do have a headset?
>2gd already at ÂŁ10k
wtf
>>150200856
>winning 1 major makes you good.
Fuck off idiot, Envy is complete horse shit and is respected by no one in the scene.
N0tail went from support to carry and has won two majors.
>>150200947
I think they get paid half and yames takes the rest
>700 bongshekels to play with ppy ee and rtz
goddamn, I wish I wasn't a poorfag
>>150201042
>Envy is complete horse shit and is respected by no one in the scene.
>>respected by no one in the scene.
>>150200932
overwatchcucks are funding this because their game sucks and they got cucked by blizzard again
>>150201082
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/84288219/diabotical-by-the-gd-studio
durr
>sheever sold out already
>nobody has bought soe
>>150201140
>the "golden child" who hasn't won a major tournament at all and a team hopper.
wew.
>be 5.5k USE
>it's been 5 straight matches since I last saw someone who speaks english on my team
how has account buying been allowed to get this fucking bad
5K US is closer to fucking 2K EU because boosting has gotten so fucking insanely prevalent
This server is literally un-fucking-playable, I never have games of Dota, whether I win or lose its because someone got the fucking griefing piece of spic shit on their team that game, this isn't dota its fucking Peruvian Roulette
>10% funded
Fugg
>>150201236
>Sheever pure and untouched.
>Soe with arm tattoos and Maelk's semen on her lips.
?
>>150201257
its a reaction image you tard
apparently clement "puppey" ivanov, the first and only person to win two valve tournaments, respects eternalenvy enough to ask him to play on his team
this james game actually looks pretty polished
i wonder if it'll die like blc
>>150201379
>thinking this is the reason why.
>not because he's good branding for Shitrekt because all the weebs like him even though he dropped Nichijou.
>>150201379
Not only that, he delegated selecting the other 3 players to Envy.
>>150201306
>5K US is closer to fucking 2K EU
Are you aware that most of the bought MMR comes from EU right?
>>150201374
>pure and untouched
>>150201547
>owen
>touching
>>150201513
(you)
>>150201547
ODPixel is a d2g bro, He'd let us go halves on Sheever.
>>150201547
???
OD is gay
>>150201649
Come one bro, we know that Sheever looks like a man but she doesn't look THAT manly
>>150201547
she's practically a pedophile diddling some overgrown toddler
Limmp looks like a wax figure of himself
>>150201771
whys he called limmp?
is his benis always limp?
how the fuck do you win with people like this on your team
every
fucking
game
>all these e-sports people yames got to whore themselves out for him
>>150196963
>its a synderen thinks he can be a pro episode
i don't know why it triggers me so much, but i want these guys to lose immediately
>>150201838
He's swedish, so probably yes.
rofl fucking dad
>>150201852
you stop having a shitty mmr so you don't get matched with them
another fucking scripting tinker
fuck valve and fuck dota
this game is so fucking bad and no one seems to give a shit
what a fucking joke
>>150199365
>>150201852
you pick a carry and win
Is this a support Bloodseeker on Kaipi
>>150202083
stop sucking at the game
>>150200309
How is alchemist good again? Used to be my favourite hero before the stun Nerf. What does everyone build now?
>>150201771
>mixed genes is beautiful
>>150202083
>Tinker
>script.
Nah brah.
>>150202083
>o-only cs:go has hackers
lmao gameshitters
>>150202142
it's an iron talon jungle instead of off lane Bloodseeker
>>150201771
he looks like an ultra fag
>>150202221
>>150200612
Meant for you
>>150202221
alch is now discount naga or better naga depending how you look at it
>naga is good
>a hero that can never manfight any carry unless he has x5 their networth
>>150202383
So radiance and manta with BoTs?
sheever and bruno sold out
no one else being touched
>tfw gdshow nostalgia
>>150202565
and octarine core for low downtime on chemical rage
>>150202565
+ armlet that gives like 10 armour when active and octarine core that gives 25% cooldown reduction
>>150202554
>playing pvp
LOL
ayy macarena
>>150202639
>imblying someone wants to pay for Dad , Soe and others
>>150201937
fucking Draskyl, love that guy. I'm glad we have Tobi, Draskyl and Winter casting some games on TI.
>>150202554
naga is unplayable in pubs because her entire kit is designed to never fucking teamfight and just literally rat the game away
not only is it impossible for uncoordinated spanish speaking strangers to play around this, but rat got fucking dumpstered as a viable strategy ages ago
What went wrong? I was the Morphling.
Why did people hate push meta so much? Games literally cannot end in 20 mins now. So carries ALWAYS get to turn on. ALWAYS.
Fuck this game sometimes man. Its truly a carries game. Nothing else matters. How do you win against carries? You win before they get their items. Plain and simple. However, the mechanics in the game don't allow for fast wins typically. People said push meta was fucking aids but 45-70 min games are aids too.
>>150201547
>wearing a fucking zipped up hoodie during a sit-down dinner
>eating a fucking SALAD
sheever is literally a 1/10 girl, she looks alright but she's a trash quality gf
never trust bitches who don't take off their hoodie at dinner, it shows they wasn't raised right.
>>150203118
that's real arbitrary of you anon
if draskyl sells out he'll have to play dotes with autistic neets for 2 years no break
guess that's not so much different from his life right now
>>150203118
how is eating a salad trashy?
>>150185986
Try lycan vs most agi carries and see who wins
>>150203212
that's real retarded of you sir
here let me explain this to you though
>take a bitch out to dinner
>"i am spending my time and money on you, for this enjoyable experience for us both to remember"
>she orders a salad
>deprives herself of pleasure due to some social concern or something, she could eat 1800 calorie meal and it wouldn't matter just exercise double the next day
bitch is a dead fish in bed i 100% guarantee you. go for a girl who orders the fajitas. seriously mayne. i have high mmr in this.
dota 2 defense of the ancients 2 storm spirit dragon knight riki the juggernaut lich shadow demon visage the visage
>>150203118
>one eating full plate of salad with bread
>other one eating a bowl of wasabi
literally what the fuck
>>150195651
1. Don't fucking die
2. Upgrade courier on time it's so easy why does it take you 7 fucking minutes to do this
3. Stop fucking feeding you noob
4. Ward intelligently
5. Zone the offlaner without fucking the creepwave
6. Stack and pull without fucking the creepwave
7. Gank mid without feeding yourself
8. Control runes
9. Make sure you're not falling behind in xp/gold, that means farm free lanes when you have a chance but DON'T FEED
10. Keep lanes pushed out, split push (but be ready to TP back) if your carries are dumb
11. Buy good items, don't just mindlessly get a mek every game on every hero
12. Don't feed in teamfights, stay alive as long as possible to get as many spells off as possible
>>150203279
that's 360,000 burgers dawg.
if enough smelly neats want to pay you why not?
more than that since he'd prolly be streaming it.
>>150203401
>>take a bitch out to dinner
>>"i am spending my time and money on you, for this enjoyable experience for us both to remember"
>>she orders a salad
I think they're out for dinner as a group
it's not a date, anon, odpixel and sheever dating are just a /d2g/ meme
is there a bigger example of wasted potential in video game history then dota 2?
can you imagine where we might be if it had a competent developer who actually worked on the game and region locked the servers instead of thinking of ways to make people pay literal hundreds and thousands of dollars on digital hats?
>>150203401
>implying they went on a date
>implying they're together
>implying they didn't split the bill
>implying you have any experiance with women
pls anon
pls
>>150203401
>Anonymous 07/31/16(Sun)19:32:02 No.15020340
good post
>>150203558
>odpixel and sheever dating are just a /d2g/ meme
dude what lol
they're obviously fucking i'm sorry if this is hard for you to figure
>>150203615
>literal hundreds and thousands
its literally tens of millions anon
>>150202772
>her entire kit is designed to never fucking teamfight and just literally rat the game away
>her ulti can literally set up a perfect teamfight
>riptide can start that teamfight with armor shred on the entire enemy team
>bkb piercing disable
as expected of /r/d2g
>>150203774
naw theres no way
besides even IF they were im totally gonna introduce myself at ti and sheever will be mine
>>150203615
Any other developer would have killed the game long ago, face it this is the best we get in modern times. The days of giganerds making games out of passion are gone. Normies have infested gaming and made it into a corporate owned money maker.
>>150203896
yes anon theyre not fucking thats why they did a cast where she was visiting him at his house
just the two of them together with her staying there for multiple days
surely he didn't fuck her, despite the fact that she looks at him constantly even when he's not looking at her
i know autists can't understand social cues but please don't try to argue, know your limitations
>>150203883
>using song for anything other than disengaging and finishing off a rax with illusions
hello 2k
>>150203279
draskyl is already dead inside, so its alright
>>150203991
>he never visited a friends house for a sleepover
besides sheever said she would never date someone in the scene
>>150199420
It's not unreal engine, it's their own custom engine.
>>150203935
>The days of giganerds making games out of passion are gone.
this is literally the era in all of gaming where giganerds with passion have made the biggest impact
people making games like lisa, undertale and hotline miami that, while i have no taste for them, are highly memorable and semi unique. most of these people wouldn't have been able to make games in the past but things are more accessible now and it's better
we're about to get four (4) new heroes, and the best, most competitive TI ever. Quitcher bitchin
>>150203279
Is there a recent situation with Draskyl that i'm not aware of?
>>150203279
what happened? he literally already does that
>>150203279
How else is he gonna pay for his meth addiction?
>>150204184
>we're about to get four (4) new heroes, and the best, most competitive TI ever. Quitcher bitchin
what scares me the most about posts like these is that they might actually be real opinions of real people and not just shills
>>150204184
>games like lisa, undertale and hotline miami
>>150204184
Source on the 4 new heroes? I don't believe you.
anyone 5k+ wanna play lp
>>150204326
whatever son be prepared to get utterly stomped out by my pos4 sissy.
>>150204184
>quitcher bitchin
Stop reading right there
>>150204184
>four (4) new heroes
w-what???
>>150204415
>>150204461
they're adding charisma to the game as a fourth primary attribute
>>150204415
>Source on the 4 new heroes?
Source is Dota 2
>>150203212
There are more vids of this event. I want you to post them.
>>150204184
>four
the shitposting this would cause would create actual real global warming and new cold war at once
>>150203991
Literally what an autist would say word for word.
>>150204575
You could say please.
>tfw so bored waiting for TI and Dota to work i've learned to mod Diablo 2
games is surprisingly more fun after you remove all the retarded immunities in Hell
>>150204461
>>150204569
>>150204580
when you finish the legion commander quest it gives a story text referencing "the three", three new heroes who appeared and helped legion defeat underlord. its an obvious indication of something very big coming
cant find a pic of it anywhere
>>150204765
dude its hats
rofl what a retard
>>150204765
oh btw, this is also why we don't have the second half of the comic. this is the only time they've ever posted a comic and then had a huge delay before finishing it
>I enjoy watching James
>>150204765
>>150204843
three hats seem more plausible than three heroes
>>150204019
Do people even play Naga at 2k? I'm asking you because you seem to belong there.
>>150204760
>cant deal with immus in hell
are you braindamaged ?
is it still worth buying the compendium? or should i just wait til immortals are marketable
>>150204923
i have no idea, do you play it?
>>150205080
most of the immortals suck don't bother
>>150205080
If you only want it for immortals just wait.
The goypendium really is only worth if you want the non-marketable stuff, and that's pretty expensive
>>150204916
post >yfw they release pit lord and two new heroes at the same time
>>150205092
Oh forgive me I shouldn't have assumed you were 2k, you sweet little 1k child.
>>150204962
pls no bully
>>150205080
you wont get your monies worth now and 90% of the immortals look like dog shit or require you to spend like 1k money in order to get them
>>150203774
OD may be a little faggy but I don't think he is the kind of guy to take it in the ass.
>tfw beat dendi in a pub
>didn't even realize it was him
>ruptured his ass repeatedly as bloodseeker when he was AM
You always said you want soe to be your gf, well nows your chance anon
>>150205230
all I have are fit & thicc chicks on this computer
>>150205262
post your dotabuff and prove me wrong then
>>150205286
name a class
ill tell you the build
>>150205478
>you will never rupture dondo's boipucc
Life is pain.
>>150205487
i want old soe though
>>150205478
no one's eyes ever look like that
japs are fucking stupid
>>150205507
post yours first cutie pie and don't fake it
>>150205610
post jhin
>>150205613
People don't actually...look like cartoons???
noooo....
>>150205539
Sorc
>>150204881
there's no second half of the comic you retard, it ends like the axe comic where they hear about the radiant vs dire battle and go join it
>>150205507
>>150205642
If you're going to instigate MMR shitflinging be prepared to back it up you retard shitter
>>150202775
I can see the eyes in Alc's MKB
>>150205921
nova frozen orb
if you feel funky firewall nova memes
act 2 nightmare defense for dat holy freeze aura
>>150185150
Newfags gtfo
>>150205964
But the LC comic ends with Pitlord blowing up her city, not the radiant vs dire battle you faggot
>>150205080
Only worth it for the non-items. All the Immortals will go on market for pennies in a few months.
>tfw I've never been able to play Diablo 2 past Lut Gholein
I've tried three times, but I just lose all interest
I think I just don't like the genre, honestly
>>150206104
clearly it doesn't you rearded shitskin
>>150206259
clearly it does you inbred third worlder
>>150206242
you can literally beat normal diablo using regular attack and no abilities
whaht thteufkc
>>150206242
what the fuck..i reacted to this post with an actual look of disgust
>>150206062
does it have to be Nightmare for the holy freeze? I was wondering why I couldn't get it and thought it was just random, haven't played in years.
>>150206242
Lut Gholein is boring obnoxious shit to be honest
Just play PoE instead
>>150206406
it's not that I have trouble, I just don't find it interesting enough to continue playing
>>150206420
sorry anon
who ready for 7.00?
this is now /d2g/
Diablo 2 General
>>150205642
k, not post yours
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/86970828
How is my nigga Sand King in the current meta? Is he finally viable as offlaner now that they buffed the magic resistance of jungle creeps? I would love to play him again but I'm afraid of him being one of those "you pick you lose" heroes.
>>150206819
Read it and weep scrublord
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/105248644So you're sub3k and also stupid enough to post your dotabuff lmao
>>150206596
>path of life nodes
>path of flask scripts
>path of this boss kills you in one but it's fair because you can DC at any time
>muh autistic passive tree
lol
>17k
What the fuck
Are people just giving money cause it's James?
>>150206819
Why would you ever be proud enough of being sub-3k that you would actually go and post your dotabuff?
>>150206993
And you're just a fucking pussy.
>>150207050
they're giving money because the want to fuck sheever
what if instead of buying items they dropped randomly from creeps and had to be identified by an old man to be usable?
>>150207115
>And you're just a fucking pussy.
I don't have anything to prove to Anon, fampai
If people want to start absolutely pointless MMR bickering here then they deserve what they get
I mean come on, sub 3k lol
>>150206993
lmao, post your actually dotabuff bitch
>>150207179
What if instead of buying items from a shopkeeper, they had to be crafted using harvested ingredients in a player-constructed workshop manned by creeps
ah yes
the famous damageless void
>>150207306
> I don't have anything to prove to Anon, fampai
> I mean come on, sub 3k lol
Sounds like someone's being a bitch.
srsly can someone 5k+ play 5 lp games with me
i cant play with these 3-4k faggots
>>150207385
get rekt scrublord not only are you dumb enough to think you have an opinion about dota at sub 3k, you actually posted your dotabuff on /r/d2g
go pay for boosting or something you reject
POST PUGNA
>>150207710
what region
>>150207556
Who needs damage, when one has Bash?
>>150207749
>>150207749
>Nice
>>150207749
Why won't more gooks draw pugna?
>>150207710
>>150207760
i mean, i'd pay a russian $10 to do it but they take like 15 hour
what if all the ugly smelly boy heroes were turned into cute little girls?
>>150207763
>>150207556
The thing with void is that he has really good base damage and the bash to boost that a little. THe vanguard is basically to make you able to push and farm without even giving a shit about how many enemies are trying to fuck you up. Of course it also makes you a glorified ult dispenser in teamfights which is why I personally don't like it either.
>>150207306
i bet you are a current year fag too
what if all the old, ugly, wrinkly girl heroes were turned into cute boys?
>>150204724
Please, good sir. I would be indebted to you forever.
>>150207732
lmao anon is scared. whats the matter? you afraid that people on d2g will know how shit you actually are?
>>150207996
>>150208186
what if all the ugly smelly wrinkly fleshbags were turned into pure formless entities of light
>>150208215
well I'm afraid there ain't a whole lot
>>150203212
How did that disgusting fat fuck get such a qt gf
Fuck you skrff
>Kaipi fights a teamfight
>Bone7 just fucks off when slark is around even though he's not the one being targeted
>>150208154
>>150208280
This sort of stuff might work at your middle school but not on actual grown-ups Anon, just give up and take this as a valuable lesson in humility
>>150208357
you could just watch porn lol
what's with bone7 picking some weird carry shit?
is he trying to prove his worth as a drafter or something?
>>150208467
Not him but
>Someone posts MMR
>after faggots arguing about mmr
>Posts miracle dotabuff
>Trying this hard to damage control
>"Just take this as valuable lesson in humility"
Fucking lel at you man.I'm willing to bet you're one of those people that post those sub1k mmr images/webms around here.
>>150208357
>>150207749
>>150206595
yes
nightmare, defense
other interesting auras
normal combat - meditation which is decent health regen good for casters if you dont care about freeze
you can look it up on google i dont remember all of that
>>150206797
diablo 2 isnt dead
>>150206797
this is now /d2g/
D2 General
>>150208717
>>150208467
>this damage control
Not him but you clearly do not have something that can beat his dotabuff. Stop being a fag and either post your dotabuff or fuck off. No one actually believes you are higher than 2k.
>>150207749
>>150187012
Flame your team, feed, fuck up initiations and instigate shit teamfights, make sure wards arent available for your teams, feed courier, get your teammates killed as much as possible. if you can handle the extensive ammount of LP games youll have to play youll get there
>>150208702
>someone starts a stupid mmr epeen battle
>gets tricked into outing himself as a confirmed shitter
>becomes increasingly buttfrustrated that his stupidity isn't reciprocated
Literally the best of all worlds friendo, I'm not really worried about my reputation here taking a hit :^)
I literally have no intention of ever posting my dotabuff here, you can fantasize about why all you like
>>150208467
You keep dodging that anon's dotabuff requests while desperately insisting that you're somehow above him and that makes you look a stupid kid yourself.
I have a friend who's a substitute teacher in a middle school and none of those kids hack it past 100 MMR. Maybe that's where you are. You sure type like one of them.
>>150207749
apologies for low res
>>150208467
>gets completely oblitarated
>can't post his dotabuff now because he knows he fucked up
>he's just gonna meme it up and pretend like he never asked for MMR check
reminder that no matter
how fit you are
how high you are
how much mmr you have
if you are balding youre fucked for life.
>>150208936
A-are you implying that 3K+ MMR is a rare and difficult thing Anon
Is that what you're doing?
Really makes you think
>>150209161
:3
>>150208964
>You treating me as that fag
>>Getting tricked into outing himself as a shitter
>You yourself not showing any signs of proving you're actually better than him in anyway
>Probably the shittiest of all shitters
The burden of proof of you being better than him is actually on you and not him at this point and guess what, since you have no proof of anything, you're the shitter here.Don't worry it just means you belong here much more.
>>150208467
>lel ur 3k
>nuh uh im not 3k jej
>i don wanna post my dotobuff
>lel y woood i post proof of my claim
what a retard
>>150207749
>>150209329
You may feel free to post your dotabuff and prove everyone here wrong. You know, unless you are full of shit that is.
We are waiting.
>>150209319
Why do men with thinning hair insist on not going completely bald? Having half a head of hair doesn't look good on 90% of men.
>>150209329
No one's claiming 3K+ is rare or even difficult to achieve, kid. We just don't think your brain is capable of digging yourself into triple digit MMR.
Hey, you know what? Keep it up. You might even get your delusion screencapped.
>>150209337
>>150209354
>>150209507
This is actually incredible, I need to do this every single time one of you sub-3k redditors try to start shit
Don't pretend you're not sub-3k by the way go ahead and post your dotabuffs if I'm wrong ;)
>>150209329
>>150208964
>>150208467
i recognize your writing style. you have been BTFO like 5 times already this week in this exact way then spent the entire thread damage controlling. post your dotabuff already
We are very sorry for the recent Game Coordinator instability during peak hours. While we have had more people able to complete their Battle Cup session today, a large amount of users still had connectivity problems. We know this is very upsetting to players because both time and energy were spent on it. Working on the GC stability is our top priority. All users that entered any matches in the SEA and China Battle Cup today will be granted two Battle Cup tickets and two Collectors Cache treasures.
>>150209647
Don't switch this onto other anons, shitter-kun. The only burden of proof here is on yourself.
>>150208875
Thank you based Anon
>>150209647
you are quite literally the only person here pretending not to be 3k
>>150209741
What about the normal users who had to put up with battleclubfag bitching?
I want free shit too
>>150209756
That's what I thought, 2k extraordinaire
>booo hooo burden of proof
>bawww damage control
1k redditors BTFO LMAO
still looking for 5k+ lp partner
can play use and eu
>>150209886
It's really sad to see how low some people fall to damage control themselves. Oh well, just remember you're_____the shitter ____on your team.
>>150209647
None of us talked shit. None of us have any burden of proof.
And we're gonna keep laughing until you prove us wrong.
Please, keep up the damage control while you search around for a 4.5k account somewhere on Dotabuff to link us.
>>150209849
>filename
someone make a real thread now ffs
>>150199008
>overwatch t-shirt
Fuck that, she's terrible.
>>150210019
>Please, keep up the damage control while you search around for a 4.5k account somewhere on Dotabuff to link us.
So not only is it difficult to be 3k+, linking a random 4.5k account is a difficult thing too? Come on Anon, you can do better than that
...you guys are so persuasive I think I can be convinced to expose my dotabuff, but only aftera few more (You)s
>>150210254
>2 memes early
>>150210331
neo-Soe is fuck trash.
LAST
>>150210450
My blade is swifter...
mid rhasta
fucking bone7 trying to be smart again
another excellent thread lads
>>150210510
FACE IT
Youre a loser!
>>150210002
post steam and i'll add you
i'm 5750 USE
i'm down to play 1-2 games in about 10 minutes
>>150210335
>he's still going at it
Holy shit you act so smug with smiley faces but we can all smell the desperation that reeks off your posts trying to cover face for the fact that you are trully a 2k shitter.
new thread when
Hmh. I am angry that there is no new thread. Absolutely pathetic. This just comes to show how much of a dead game dota 2 is, when their threads on /vg/ aren't even on time...
last post for anime
>>150210894
You got me :D
Are you a profiler IRL because..wow
I'd love to see the dotabuff of a profiler, post it if you're not chicken
is this the last /d2g/ thread?
last post for pugna
>>150211038
>tfw no 2D gf
>>150211038
Last post for SVEN! YEAAARGH! YAAAAAARGH! AAAAAAAARGH! FOR THE SHATTERED HELM!
>>150211075
>Are you a profiler IRL because..wow
What did he mean by this?
last post for blue girls
>>150211227
It means last post for post your feminine dotabuff cutie
What a shit dead game.
>>150211304
>>150211075
>Post your dotabuff while I won't
Is this shitposting kino?
last post for the best waifu
>Sheever is sold out
T H I R S T Y B O Y S
>but i still like him
what did he mean by this?
>>150211405
LAST POST FOR BEST SISTER.
>tfw perfectly willing to make new thread but know from experience someone else will make a new thread .01 seconds before I submit
cuckedposters ww@
>>150210682
well i waited 10 minutes with no reply
i'm going to go do other stuff
Someone Stop me im going to give James some money
LAST POST FOR SWNL
Kill yourself Lina.
>>150211384
I told you guys I'd post my dotabuff if you can reach my 'stretch goals'
Personally I think you're all just too shy to post your cute sub 1k dotabuffs :3
>>150211656
good lad
which slut are you ordering
>>150211712
>:3
I'll post mine if you post yours :3
last post to confirm team liquid will win TI6
>>150211748
Not him, but I'm gonna go for that young asian hottie "Wehsing"
She looks like she does anal
Crystal Maiden wins!
This thread is ALL Mine
Maiden sucks
t. Lina
>>150212327
I touched a dead thread once!
Lina you´re a skank and adopted.
t.Rylai.
get a room dykes
>>150198750
>enigma that initiates when you have a quas wex invoker.
They deserved it.
>>150210042
Gotta find that shit somehow
>>150184860
its not racism if its against niggers