Dota 2 /d2g/

>19 memes late

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nth for black dad

second for drow a shit waifu

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>realized the death of d2g is immintant, ti6 will be only a shitty flash in the burnt and charred pan

>moved onto the superior 4chan subcommunity, /ck/

>already joining the ranks of based foodbros and foodNEETs

why haven't you gotten gud at life yet, gulag?

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So this is what they call.... balanced....

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>>150133752
Sorry. First time being OP. Just shows how dead this place is.

>we reached page 10
ded thread
ded game

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Who's that Dotamon?

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GUYS
SHES MY CRUSH
and I think she probably likes me too
but shes stuck at 1500 mmr but plays regularly like 3 years
wat do

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

Crash anon here again
Im still crashing

>>150133853
BH

>>150133853
tinker

>>150133853
Doom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDc7dBtMGao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDc7dBtMGao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDc7dBtMGao

Reminder that if you want to watch TI6, you need to get hyped before

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Is Aui the biggest fucking cuck in Dota?


>Wins TI with EG.
>gets booted
>Joins Digital Cunts.
>utter dogshit team.
>goes back to EG.
>turns out hes trash as a carry.
>coaches Team Shitrekt now.

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>>150134082
>>150133985
>>150133984

IT'S SLARDAR!

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>euro and asian bulls arrive in seattle for ti
>start carrying nacucks in ranked games
COULD NOT POSSIBLY MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>/ck/, along with /d2g/, has a contingent of nonwhite nonhumans

>>150134613
>nonwhite nonhumans
why say the same thing twice?

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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever.

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Is that t-shirt appropriate for a virgin?

>>150135298
>Skilled in every position
>He never played as offlane
?

>>150135298
Also goddamn pld is lookin good

>>150135298
4/5 of Speed Gaming in this photo

>>150135451
He's also not skilled

>>150135298
wtf puppey how come your owner lets you have two brown people

>>150134613
what the hell is /ck/

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r8
(1/4)

>>150135581

The random board.

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I made a really tall Dark 'n' Stormy /d2g/

>>150135581
/chaos knight/ you fucking retard

>>150135581
best board on 4chan, except for all the urban/calicucks

>>150135637
A FUCKING LEAF

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>>150135637
(2/4)

>>150135637
JUST
A
MOTHER
FUCKING
L E A F
E
A
F

>>150135298
everyday rtz looks more and more like an addict bum

>>150135637
>>150135847
>engl*sh in local chat
absolutely disgusting

i might draw your husbando if you tell me why you like them

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>>150135686
>playing shitskin containment executable
>makes a dark and stormy

modern poetry comes in many forms

>>150136007
he's great for 4chanian reaction images

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>>150135847
(3/4)

>>150136007
i like pugna because shes a little girl

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>>150136007
The One True king because bone is strongest where it's mended

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>>150136061
(4/4)
Anglos are a bunch of spineless cucks dont associate me with them

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>tfw making people mad on the internet

true 4chanian zen

>>150136279
troeling for victims?

>>150136279
haha, I too remember when I was a kid

>>150134576
I want to smell it

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>>150136267
t. man insanely cucked by chinks who own every piece of relevant property in his snowy shithole

>>150136428
>i want to get along with people on this fellow cesspool
lol
only 10% of 4chan has merit
the other 90% exists to argue with

this is why the zeitgeist of 4chan is /pol/, /int/, /sp/, /tv/, etc

>>150136509
get in line

>>150134613
>/pol/babby who has never accomplished anything in his life only has the color of his skin going for him

>>150136525
haha yea good one man, haha

>>150136525
Honey, chinks are hardly relevant on the east coast.

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>there is not one single demographic you cannot blow the fuck out at the drop of a hat
thanks, 4chan

>>150136591
>projecting this hard
>self-shibbolething as a non-white

R O F L
O
F
L

>>150136591
desu existing as a white person is worth more than anything a nonwhite nonhuman could ever hope to accomplish in his life

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>Anglos are a bunch of spineless cucks dont associate me with them

>>150136719
omg lol nice post man i'm totally saving this one haha

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This dude walks into your pub and steals your safelane.

What do you do?

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>dude weed lmao leaves the non-country thinks he has a valid opinion

>>150136870
so
fucking
mad

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>>150134516
>That fucking team composition.

>>150136923
haha you got me man

>>150136906
I thank him for being a great support while collecting my free kills

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@150137030
>instant redditreply

you're mad as fuck laddie

>shitposting olympics and olympics shitposting soon

This week we are all honorary australians.

>>150137147
haha good one

>>150137168
it's so fucking based

everyone gert in the fucking mood

we've got legions and LEGIONS of non-white non-humans to BTFO on based as fuck spee, along with shit tons of assblasted gulagians

in fact time to check out that board, the harbringer of 4chan culture, the basis of d2g's content in large part

>>>/sp/

sing go stream you fuck

even boner7 is streaming

loving the triggered subhumans ITT

>>150137279
lmao

/sp/ is shit

>>150137319
oh man got me again haha

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>>150137363
>insanely assblasted nonwhite with shitskin flag STILL fucking furious about based /sp/, /int/ and /pol/ where he is utterly verboten to go

MY
FUCKING
GIGASIDES

>>150137279
>based as fuck spee

Spee hasn't been based since 2008.

>he
>keeps
>replying
reminder lads, as mad as you get, you will NEVER be as mad as the shitskins ITT

>>150137535
see
>>150137494

it's so fucking ez, so trivial, so incredibly lacking of effort to shibboleth people form third world countries simply by their reaction to the based boards of 4chan

>australia wakes up
>thread actually becomes fun

nice

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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I LOVE BLITZPOSTING

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>>150137651
might as well ahve some fun

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>>150137634
saving this one for later haha

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>that feel when White

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>>150136203
he's happy someone remembers him

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>>150136203

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>that feel when not White

>>150137864
Thank you based anon

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>>150137719

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I want to fuck that qt

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>>150136007
OD because he has a big cock

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>>150137717
it's seriously fun lad

the best is when errant gulagians get triggered by seeing blitzposts in other boards

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>>150138081

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it's that time of the year again...

>>150137985
>old void
where did it all go so wrong lads

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>d2g transitioning into the Olympic TI spirit

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>>150138221
thank god blitz is casting again and gave up on being the emotional support coach, I need new source material

>>150138314

Golem get ye gone

Why does the op never link the previous threads anymore?

>>150138269
godz is such a fucking faggot holy shit

>>150138408
because it takes like three extra seconds to do that

Watching the bone7 stream right now, how is he so bad?
>building manta against those enemy heroes
Why doesn't Kaipi just kick him already?

>>150138408
>anymore
when did it ever fucking do that

>>150138336
i miss the goat legs :(

>>150138567
>Why doesn't Kaipi just kick him already?

Bone7 exists as a placeholder on a team and nothing else.

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Don't people know that, on 4chan, non-whites are canonically non-welcome?

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dumb blitz posters

>>150138758
of course they do but there will always be a few cuckold redditors trying to force it

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based blitz posters

>>150139021
I want sheever to beat me up and slice me in half like she did that pinata

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blitzposters are ok however in my human opinion the best posters are they who post the kotlguy caster

>>150139016
LODS OF EMONE

>>150139116
(._.)

>>150139016
when was this taken

i never got an answer

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>>150139116
anon that's a bit weird

>>150139374
it was during his time in korea, when he was on zephyr

Seriously though, why did bone7 get manta on jugg?

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Does diffusal clean overpower or enrage?

>>150139578
Idk not bad porn though, gameie.

>>150139016
This is how you test casters for their worth

If they leave they're not good enough
If they can deal with it then they are good
If they browse here often they just want to see the scene burn

>>150139374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91f6-Wr6cjY
Jan 2, 2014

what is the best dps item for omnislash hit hard?

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>wake up
>white

So why arent you white yet?

Tell me, d2g

>>150139889
Rapier

>>150139889
Rapier.
But Bone7 is too retarded and buys Manta, Vanguard and Blink instead of a damage item like MKB to fight against windrun or smoke cloud.

>>150139934
only gooks and nerds play dota 2

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>>150139889
if you have enough atk spd, deso I guess

if not, bfly

>>150139934
>implying

I am russian and therefore white :)

>>150139889
MoM is the best DPS item on Juggernaut.

Why are people so mean /d2g/?

;-;

>>150140039
t. non-white

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SLARK
NERF
WHEN

100 YEARS SINCE SLARK NERF

>>150139997
Asians are honorary white my subhuman friend

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>>150139997
Never reply to me again, cuckold NEET

>>150140029
>russian
>white

>>150140092
>Slark
>OP
Literall the >Pick X >Lose Hero at 5k+

>>150140125

This post is blitz. Report this post.

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We posting Sheever?

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>>150140364
>being so triggered by based blitzposters you have to start reporting them so you don't have to face the truth of being a _literal_ subhuman
>reddit spacing
>punctuacuckoldry
EL OH LEL

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>>150140281
just like insisting omni and drow are OP heroes?
LOL

>>150140281
>AoE nuke/self purge on 6 second cd
>pseudo-stun/escape
>stat steal/free 3 AGI per right click
>literally free fountain heal/you can't right click me for 4 seconds
Slark sure is balanced huh.

>>150140091
not even. just a few bad deaths

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>>150140385
you can, I'm gonna go to bed

>>150140895
I want Sheever's legs

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ded game

>>150141025
what do you want with a pair of amputated legs?

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>continuing to exist whilst being a non-white

>>150141052
t. non white

>>150140630
>stun

you mean root you fuck it's not a pseudo STUN

>>150141137
it's not a root either you faggot

hilarious american thread about white and nonwhites xD

>>150141343
t. Man who is not white

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>he doesn't blitz post

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>be purge
>meme candidate sold me out
>so i'll be making trump jokes for the next 8 years

How do you think they'll rework the offlane next patch?

Its current version is unplayable garbage.

>>150140587
>Teams can first pick drow and get away with unpunished
This is truly the dankest timeline

>>150141539

Give meme talon a fucking mana cost

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>>150141520
Purge used to be a respectable young lad, what happened to him?

>No good Dota streams since anybody worth watching has left to Seattle
why even live bros

>>150141539
Maybe if more people played 2-1-2 it wouldn't be so fucking trash to play in.

>get trilaned
>give up first blood because lol
>if dual lane you still have to suffer some support harassing you if they're not retarded and the carry just denying everything

Juggernaut is also such a strong hero now.
>BAT means he denies everything
>early phase means he denies everything better
>if he has supports with lockdown he presses Q and rips through all your regen

>retards don't want to pick or even call
>go ahead and pick
>wtf? I have to support?! I'll show you! I'm not buying anything.

>>150141598
i don't get how teams are winning these 4v5 games

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>>150141714
korea fucked with his brain
maybe he got CHINK'D behind an alley

>>150141759
>people who complain about others picking a core when it ticks down to 1 second or people lose gold

the fucking worst retards

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>>150141759
>>150141715
>>150141539
>>150141520
t. non white streamcuckolds / gameshitters

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>>150141715
>KP doesnt qualify for TI
>thank god, at least sing will stream now and give me something to watch before TI
>doesnt stream

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>go on 4 win streak in ranked
>literally get 3 games in a row with people randoming in ranked
>mfw someone tells me matchmaking is completely neutral

>>150142025
I blame bone7 for being so terrible he cant carry a paper towel

>>150141890
He chased his cuckoldry fetish far too long.

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d2g, can you help me find a video?

It was audio splicing memes like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XzqB3-aK50


But it had Tusk saying

SOME MAY CALL ME FAG, SOME MAY CALL ME GAY, BUT YOU MAY CALL ME _SPIC_

and I believe Lina and CM making out with each other

>>150141616
No you fucking retard Iron Talon is the only thing stopping the offlane meta from being Furion, Dark Seer or maybe ancients PotM.

The Iron Talon jungle then offlane when its near tower is a thousand times more thrilling than that borefest.

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>be 4k mmr
>get low priority
>play against 7k mmr players
not even mad about getting lp desu baka when i can play against pros

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what the hell went wrong?

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2538971501

>>150135637
>>150135847
>>150136061
>>150136267
Will you cucks fucking rate already?

>>150142328
>The Iron Talon jungle then offlane when its near tower is a thousand times more thrilling than that borefest.

They don't do this. Its iron talon from level 1. There is simply no offlane anymore.

>>150142528
but thats wrong
offlane is just a support role now who iron talons the secret shop camp while the REAL jungling is iron talon jungling the main jungle
the offlaner has to show up and right click the creep wave whenever the enemy team tries to kill the T1 tower

so every game has 1.5 junglers, 1 real jungler and 1 offlaner whos jungling most of the time

I miss the fact that before you couldn't pull the large camp straight to lane creeps, and you can to either double stack the small camp or pull through. Back when offlaning wasn't shit.

>>150142528
Thats what I said?

Anyway thats because the safelane is so strong, Iron Talon jungle is still slow and unrewarding.
You have to buff the offlane or nerf the safelane, you don't touch Iron Talon without also doing that.

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you're against a lich + huskar lane and you only have a single lion support.

which safe lane carry do you pick?

>>150142465
Sub 200 cs naix at 40 min
Sub 200 cs dire team
No damage zeus

>>150143167
Zetura the Arc Warden

>>150142465
You got slarked :DD

is secret a wild card or are they part of the main event?

>>150143071
> Iron Talon jungle is still slow and unrewarding.

11 minute radiance on iron talon lone druid
7:30 minute soul ring + travels on iron talon tinker
7 minute midas on iron talon arc warden
5:30 hotd on iron talon luna or huskar
11 minute boots + roh + stout + blink on iron talon axe

>>150143167
Terrorblade or Timbersaw

>>150143167

>implying im in any kind of trouble when i literally have the most broken hero in the game as my support

I pick jugg and laugh my ass off about how broken Lion is

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>>150143306
theyre both

>>150143167
PA with clarities
Tell lion to fuck off and pressure the other lanes

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>>150143167
Axe, Lifestealer or Timber

>>150143071
how is safelane strong?
dont mean to sound condescending just curious

>>150143071

They do this because its FAST. Its pointless to play something that contests the lane when you can "offlane" iron talon jungle from level 1.

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when do i pick this purple nigger? is he only good if you have teammates to follow up with his combo?

>>150143446

its literally impossible to stop safelane from pulling now

literally

>>150143446
Two camps to pull from mainly, with one of the camps being easy to contest if the offlaner tries to use it
Huge vision advantage

>>150143361
>7:30 minute soul ring + travels on iron talon tinker
is this without bottle because ive been getting bots at around 9-10 minutes. who knows maybe im just a shitter.

>>150143530
>>150143562
1 do you cut trees as support to continually keep the pull

2 is this a 3lane vs one offlaner or doable with 1 sup 1 carry vs one offlaner

>>150143459
Okay so if your team is running some sort of drow strat shit and tell you to get a ranged hero, then you pick sanic.

>>150143459
More or less.
He's not bad to run with any hard carry because hasting your carry is super strong and he still has strong teamfight disruption potential, plus he can get GGreaves out super fast.
But there's no real REASON to pick him if your team isn't drafting splash, cleave, aoe stuns and/or area nukes. Roots or stuns are especially good in conjunction with his wall.

>>150143459
Mostly against melee carries (Unless they're tanky, or have consistent regen/immunity, AKA, N'aix, Bara, etc.), and with the right team comp.
A properly made Vac + Overgrowth + Wall can be devastating, or if not, Vac + Torrent + Boat + Wall.

That, or just pick him with an ally invis hero to spam Ion Shell on him and get free kills on the trench.

About your other question, not necessarily, but a team that can use his ult properly really helps.

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>blitzposter goes to sleep
>all these game discussion left and right
>d2g dropping knowledge bombs up and down

so this is the power of... hmmm...woaah...

>>150143754
I stack easy camp because i'm bad at pullthroughs and pullthroughs are super easy for offlaner to disrupt
Typically you only have to cut a tree for dire hard camp or for easy camp pull throughs (technically you dont have to but it makes it a lot easier)

You need 3 or at least 2 with high kill potential or a lot of offlaners like timber can just waltz in and contest everything
Pretty situational and dependent on how well everyone plays (pub trilanes are atrocious)

>>150144075
could you delete that image thanks

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Why do I hate like 2/3 of dota 2 roster? Like I fucking hate so many of the heroes. I hate every single agility hero. I hate most of the strength heroes and most of the int heroes are a cluster fuck.

For example, treant protector is probably my favorite hero in the game but he is fucking GARBAGE.

Why is he even a strength hero? Its fucking dumb. I hate playing heroes who don't feel like they have a stat. Like, treat protector doesn't ever have to buy strength items. Theres no strength items that even benefit him greatly. Its fucked.

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What's the farming item on CK? Midas, Bfury or Maelstrom?

>>150144075
>knowledge bombs
>"pick DS against melee and with aoe combo skills"
really makes you think

>>150144247
>treant protector is probably my favorite hero in the game

Wow I didn't think people like you existed
What's it like to be mentally ill

>>150144258
blight stone, for farming heroes during laning stage
echo saber for farming heroes after that, then armlet, also for farming more heroes

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why is he so handsome, bros?

>>150144483
he's white, for one

>>150144483
they all are bretty good looking tbqh

>>150144158
yeah
pull throughs are really hard especially when you are contested and doesnt have the carry to keep backing you up whenever

>>150144483
Is EE not ashamed of his autism?

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>>150144075
>there is only one Blitzposter

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>>150144543
>CIS
>white
oh the delusion

>>150134092
>navi

D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

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yes fight, FIGHT!

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>it's another "literally can't play because valve's multibillion dollar servers can't update without taking a massive hour-long dump" episode

im actually done with this game

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>>150143584
no other items
sell iron talon when at 1750 gold to get the 2000 for travels recipe

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>>150144846
>he thought i was talking about puppey

>>150144247
>EIGHTY-EIGHT BASE DAMAGE
>ask why tree is not int

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REVISED HERO CONCEPT v0.20a (hotfix)

BlitzDota - the Meme Caster
a ranged int hero
--------------------
Str - 20 + 2.4
Agi - 14 + 1.4
Int - 22 + 2.9

Range - 450
Base Armor - 1
Base Dmg - 27 - 37
BAT - 1.85
Base MS - 305
Turn Rate - 0.90
--------------------

Q - Uncontrollable Giggling - Target Self

Blitz reduces himself into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Stuns himself for 5 seconds. Is immune to all dmg for the first 1.5/2/2.5/3 sec of this ability - 75mana 12/11/10/9 cd

W - False Flag as Gay - Target Ally channeled (500 cast range)

Blitz pretends to be a giant homosexual faggot and rubs an allies' shoulders with mystic powers applying a Weak Purge and healing them for 20/35/50/65 hp per second (can be cast even if stunned). - 16mana/s 22 cd

E - Ask Purge for help - No Target

Blitz summons his friend Purge Gamer for 40 seconds - 100/125/150/175mana 80 cd

Purge - 550/600/650/700 HP -
4 armor, 295 ms, 1.9 BAT 200 AS
500 range, piercing dmg - 60/75/90/105 dmg
passive - Purge - the enemy feels depressed from missed cs and is Purged of all buffs

R - Open Eyes - Target Area

Blitz opens his eyes and fires a beam of pure energy at all enemies infront of him (1000 wide 2000 range). Instantly deals 450/600/750 bkb piercing pure dmg. Has a 2 sec channel period (can be cast even if stunned, but stunning during the channel period will still cancel the ult). - 150/225/350mana, 120 cd

**Aghs Upgrade** - Evian® Bottle

Blitz is granted an Evian® Bottle sized cock, granting him 50% cleave in 225 Aoe and increasing his attack range to 600. Every 20 attacks the Evian® Bottle unleashes a powerful spray in front of Blitz, stunning all enemies in a cone going 600 units out for 2 sec and applying a 35AS/MS slow for 6 seconds.

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>>150143167
Axe because Im on a hotstreak. End that game in 30 minutes or less.

>>150139578
Overpower yes, enrage no. Enrage can't be purged

>>150140385
not even a sheever fan like you degenerates but i'll admit that was pretty attractive

she's got nice hair, i just hate her dutch accent and manhands

>>150144247
>why are there strength support heroes
Balance

The same reason Veno, who's based around dealing magic damage, is an agility hero and why heroes with spammable illusions are agility with low strength gain.

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>>150145094
>did this guy just insinuated even just once that
>sweden is white

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>>150145420
what if I told you venomancer was actually an illusion based carry hero?
like all the other agility heroes?

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Is there any dota2 pro video more based than this?
I aren't think that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6W376wMpdk

>>150145854
I'd tell you that carry KotL is viable in the trench.

>>150145551
sweden is white tho
maybe not for long if they don't execute their whole ruling class
but right now they still are white

more than the cucknited states ayy lmao

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>>150146042
>sweden is white tho

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there is a very cute receptionist at an office i visit for work. i say hi to her everyday and we always smile at each other. she seems very shy around me. how do i talk to her? do i just randomly ask her name one day? i really think i have a chance here lads.

>>150146164

Show her your MMR

*unzips*

>>150144616
>plays his Nintendo 3DS on a coach en route to ti6
>somehow this classifies as """"autism""" to some lowly normie degenerates

Stop being ashamed of your hobbies, insecure bitch

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>go to front page games
>every tinker game is tinker vacuuming up into an early gold lead to just lose the game later on

And he WILL be picked in a bunch of games in the group stages in TI6, where he WILL lose and then "suddenly" fall off again.

Like every other TI.

Reminder of the true king of the worst heroes in the game

>>150145854

Can I have a match id for this? I'm interested exactly how this game went and how your item progression.

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>Be Dazzle
>Be balling and magnificent
>Have shitty ass Peru Visage on my team
>He seems to have gotten it into his head that carry visage is a thing
>Does fuck all in team fights, mops up kills
>Manages to get about 15 kills this way
>Runs away at the first sign of a struggle
>Meanwhile
>Any fight I don't attend is a disaster
>Muffing teammates, eroding Timbersaw's armor
>Keeping fags on my team alive
>ONLY person buying detection against clinkz
>Visage snarls "Reporten supporta"
>End up with 50 assists and was a deciding factor in the final team fight, keeping AM alive
>Check Dotabuff
>Kid was a Slark picker that thinks every hero can be built like a carry and matter 40 minutes in

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>>150146164
I'll help you just because you're a fellow pepe poster.
1. say hi
2. ask about something "where's the best place i can get coffee here?"
3. pretend you don't know the place
4. invite her, say that you'll treat
5. ???
6. profit
godspee anon

>hate muslims
>can't help but be attracted to Ephey, 5k female dota player

help lads

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>>150146404
its a thing of too much beauty to expose

>>150146424
>our Visage tries to steal kills with eblade nuking
>ends up saving enemies instead

>>150146617

Oh come on my mang.I want to step up my veno gameplay and this just inspired me to do so.

Pls also match id of the pic you just posted.

>>150146671
fucking this. almost as bad as lions that hold ult for the kill

>>150146574
t. nonwhite

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>based posters of the gulag are using this dead time to sharpen their shitposting skills
>they know that soon they will be tested against the very best in the International Shitposting Olympics
>Every single shibbolething technique will be brought to bear to expose the normies who show up during our spotlight
>NA vs EU hatred will pass the critical threshold

>>150146834
>work during TI
>will be able to watch some from my phone
>won't be able to fun post
at least im not going to miss it completely. at least im not a loser taking a week off to watch a video game

Who are the top 3 our guys for the shitposting olympics?

Who are the top 3 our guys for the olympics shitposting?

>>150147000
>Who are the top 3 our guys for the shitposting olympics?

Tobi "white pride worldwide" Wan
Troels "Troelling for Victims" Nielsen
Brian "Let the Bodies hit the Floor" Lee

>Who are the top 3 our guys for the olympics shitposting?
Top 3 Russian doped cyborgs.

Is the game coordinator still fucked? I've got MMR to lose

remember that one time a certain fat fuck stole millions?
good memories

Redpill me on cliff jungling

>>150147667
Pick slark.

>>150147694
to jump on cliffs and farm the jungle for FREE without taking damage?

>>150147667

Pointless since most iron talon junglers are so much faster while being about equally safe.

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>some dumb nigger loses me the game
>report him for "racism"
>always get my reports back

LMAO

>>150147694
Bullshit

>>150147895
How does cliff jungling preclude iron talon use?

>>150147238
absolutely stellar post i'm going to have to give it a 10 out of 10

>>150147917
brehs.jpg

>>150147895
cliff junglers use iron talon
they need to buy a quelling blade to clear the trees over the cliffs anyway why not pay the extra 300

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>>150146779
>shit on safelane jugg early, has phase boots+roh 20 minutes in
>get caught midgame by jugg+sb
>20 hp left, no way to make it through spin
>give away dominating streak to nether strike

>>150148127
how do you even get to that wardspot in the first place as melee?

i saw a troll get on top of the hill
lvl1

>>150148241
You force yourself up by abusing branch active

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>get in a semi-random stack
>the first pick riki, don't ban BH, Slardar, or BM
>AMAZINGLY, all 3 are picked on enemy team
>blame me for not seeing through every single sentry and debuff they throw just for me

does it get better at 5k? or is it just retards waiting for the first fuckup to blame the entire match on you for?

Would you consider dota 2 a pretty well balanced game? The only thing I really dislike is how one hero can become incredibly powerful to the point where it feels like your hero is worthless no matter what you did in the game.

I hate losing because a carry got their free items. It feels really impossible to stop carries at least in pubs. NO matter how shit their lane was, they can just get a iron talon and go into the jungle and come out and rape you and feed on the supports.

Other than that, its balanced I guess.

test

>>150148241
>>150148310
why the fuck would you get on top of the ward spot
just farm normal jungle creeps by cutting down trees over the cliff, attacking them as they run back and forth and leashing the other camps
you can jungle ANY ranged hero (400+ range) from level 1 and get 7 minute midas without taking any damage at all from creeps. You can do troll camps by just leashing them and taking minimal damage, you don't need any regen at all

jungling 101 you shitters, its 2016 and ranged junglers can farm fast without taking any damage. Heroes with good clear speed abilities like luna, huskar or tinker farm even faster yet.

I thought TI was starting tomorrow

Why is it suddenly starting Tuesday?

>>150148821
It's relatively balanced which is amazing considering all the hero and item combos

What you're complaining about is asinine and has nothing to do with balance though

>>150148923
you failed

>>150148989
>why the fuck would you get on top of the ward spot

i dunno

they do it when i watch my friends in their adventures

>>150148989
How the fuck am I supposed to manage all that when I'm eating dinner dude

Actually cliff jungling seems completely suboptimal which is why I asked, because people still do it in 5K

Xin is without a doubt my favourite hero in the game

>>150149148
>>150149150
well teach your friends that its not suboptimal, its the fastest way to jungle most heroes
many ranged heroes jungle faster than an lc or naix or wk would, because iron talon cliff jungling requires no stout or tangos or mask of death or ring of health

whats suboptimal about getting 7 minute soul ring + travels on a level 8 tinker

>>150149486
Ember, the worst hero
Takes all the farm
Will lose the game
Cannot hit any towers
Cannot kill their carry
Dies to one silence
Dies to one stun
Will only go farm
Has game to lose

>>150149486
Hes pretty chill. Makes me feel good about myself after I lose with him.

>>150149759
>whats suboptimal about getting 7 minute soul ring + travels on a level 8 tinker
how do you even do this?

do you normal the hard/medium camp on radiant?

>>150149759
>whats suboptimal about getting 7 minute soul ring + travels on a level 8 tinker

I was talking about wardspot jungling
Never seen a Tinker cliff jungle so I will take your word for it

>>150149915
>>150149917
>lose
but i have a 58% winrate with him??????????????

>>150149993
>favorite hero
>58%
He's shit or you're shit.
Also buy veil.

>>150149931
>>150149942
how is it hard to figure out
go start a lobby game on radiant
destroy the trees around the cliffs on the inner medium/hard camps next to mid lane, or dire above the rune spot
hit creeps
watch them run around the cliff and not hit you back
their leash expires and they run back
you can just afk between iron talon usages and then pull to stack at 00:55

>>150150076
wow rude

>>150150076
>le ebin build veil on agi carry meme
+1

>>150150285
>all of his damage is magic for the first 20 minutes of the game, and his physical is lackluster until he gets really rich
>buy nerfed drums

>>150150285
skip aqula and get veil

really good buildup, i have to try this out

>>150150509
do you get travels?
id prefer phase in this build since youre gonna be fighting alot

>>150150473
whats the team that acquired the line up
VP?

>>150150473
>noone
But they can't play without a carry!

>>150150509
>not building solar crest
wew lad

>>150150713
bottle>travels>veil
You can probably fit some wands or shields in there if you need one.
To be honest I don't actually play ember a whole lot but it makes a lot of sense to me.

>>150150827
i would probably fit aquila in there between bottle and bots.

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What went so fucking right, /d2g/.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2539179723

>inb4 Normal Skill
still feels so fucking good

>>150150929
aquila with veil is redundant

>>150151081
oh shit i didnt realize veil was so cheap. i thought it was like 3000 for some reason.

>>150151017
im assuming you were the spec? how the fuck do you only get 147 last hits in a 45 minute game? like how is that even possible? i know its >normal skill but still

>>150151184
good build up and stats that compliments ember really well
no reason not to pic it up

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>You
>Are
>The
>Only
>Constant

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>post yfw you pull off a win against the balanced man of 10 ultis

>>150151434
>Force staff BS

That's a blast from the past

>>150151302
he was the bm

Are there any supports that are particularly good in dealing with Alchemist? Tired of seeing this guy in every game and going full capitalism before 20min.

>>150151434
>skadi and heart

based meta forging bros

>>150151514
Just win other lanes.
Most alchs do the retarded nodamage build and fall over unless they can win teamfights early.

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Good fucking matchmaking bros.
>y-you have 20 more average so its balanced!

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S O L O Q W H E N

Invoker exort orbs passive needs to be changed
+18 damage at level 3 is fucking retarded

+Mana regen, damage block or something

>>150151973
Think of it this way, all of your players are around 3k while the other team may have a 3.5 and a 2.5, or something similar.

>>150152171
Your ursa built a support item.

>>150152290
The entire game was ck pleasuring himself with our collective boipussi.

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>>150152171
>mfw I B solo cucks TFO

>>150152290
>2.5 picks support
>3.5 picks core
>brutal anal rape

>>150135298

what's aui doing there?

>>150152383
That's pretty hot.
>CK ults with maxed ult
>Extra illusion
>One illusion to fuck every member of your team at the same time

>>150152858
Get on it drawfags.

>Tfw you haven't been outside since Pokemon Go came out so you didn't know how bad things have gotten

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIgsyFmDMi3/

Akke ;_;

>>150152812

>not simply avoiding the 3.5k and feed on the 3 shitters together

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>page 6
D E A D

>>150148997

It does have to do with balance though. Some heroes of the same type have so many more options. For example, lich is fucking brain dead compared to disruptor or some other supports.

Which is so frustrating because some heroes just feel WAY less good than others of the same role and type.

Look at all the shit ember spirit can do. He has OPTIONS. Heroes with no options are often shit.

What's the free mmr hero from 3k to 4k?

how do i beast master? i heard he can jungle really well too.

>>150153941
Lich is braindead but he's also a bordernline non factor late game.
Disruptor is arguably better late game than he is early game.

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>>150153992