dota 2 /d2g/

memes

dead thread

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Reminder to adjust your keybindings

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"My MMR is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fucking hate this game, and the subhuman peruvians fucking up my games.. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to feed violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no game is worth saving. And I will destroy games as many as I can.. It's time for me to feed. And it's time for me to lose."

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Who 19 mil prediction here ?

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>>150086078
>19
>when caches haven't even dropped yet
I went 18 and am probably just going to kill myself

league of legends is better

>synderen will gets as much money as he would if he won the summit when he places last in TI
wew lad

>>150086293
I agree wholeheartedly. Their skins are more faithful to the original designs, their masteries enhance gameplay and their runes spice things up.

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>>150086293
Ok babe

And so the thread died, only 14 replies in. May you rest in peace, d2g.

Died silently on the 30th of July 2016.

WHY THE FUCK IS THE GAME COORDINATOR DOWN ALL THE TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>150086673
What's well begun is only half done anon

>>150086673
you can't kill what's already dead

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>>150086673
>posting in this thread when you could be claiming your FREE mmr before the nerfs to Zet, the Arc Warden

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>>150086737
>>150086781

>>150086673
>he doesn't cryosleep until TI

lmao pleb

>>150086630
Racism is not allowed! Not to mention, this is not at all related to this general, or even this board!

>>150086842
Zet isn't that OP, shitters just can't deal with him very well. He can have close to alchemist level GPM, but they just don't realize it, while most Zet spammers do.

>>150086842
you mean the hero I always ban so abusers don't claim free MMR from me?

>>150086953
>shitters can't deal with him well
>highest winrate in 6k
ah yes

>>150086906
>implying racism is bad
Fuck off. You're the reason hapless new players have to suffer the blight of shitty Latin American players. Valve should just do what smite did and region lock Latin American players and make them never able to transfer their account to a different region

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>>150087089
>highest winrate in 6k

NOT SO FAST

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>>150087249

how long until people notice that horseman is actually a good hero?

>>150087167
Socail Justice for all! This is not acceptable behavior! We should be accepting of different skin color than us! Besides, without people who are not white, you'd not be able to play dota, because it literally consits of 99% nonwhites.

what if nadota

>>150087167
I am a different person, and I also disagree with you! Racism is never tolerable! Social Justice powers, activate!

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>>150087479
how about no

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>no attorney hero
You literally cannot defend this, dotards.

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>>150087479
>>150087546

>>150087546
>>150087603
I wonder how Swindles copes with Nahaz's coaching

>>150086078
Who 21m masterrace here? It won't even will reach 20m will it

>start a game of Dota
>fart during midgame
>mfw I shat my pants
>win +25

what the hell is wrong with me. I commit so much to online videogames I shat myself 3 times during my lifetime

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I... I'm getting 0 points, aren't I?

>>150086068
>He doesn't have "QERTYF"

lmaoing at your life

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>Coordinator down
>My previous game didnt count
>24 hour mm ban because I was in queue when it went down

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>>150087975
Yes____________________

>>150088202
you're welcome to enjoy your saturday animeneet

can PA farm well without a battlefury?

>>150088585
As well as Chaos Knight can

>>150088585
no, if you are not going BF you need to fight early (and win) to get gold

>>150088696
I usually do pt, aquila, bfury, deso is that good for farming build

>>150087938
You're just fucked in the head, I bet you like it.

any anons trying to fix their sleep schedule by tuesday? why am i up at this time

>>150088742
thats fine, might think about replacing deso with other stuff depending on the situation

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>>150086078

18m-19m

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>mfw I just went to do my predictions and you can enter arc warden in the hero section

>>150087556
We cant because we have no attorney hero.

>>150088856
Wanna fix it?
Go to sleep right now.
Wake up earlier than before. FORCE yourself up. Go to sleep many hours earlier and FORCE yourself up again. It takes a few nights, it doesn't come magically but you can do it.

>>150088585

just farm heroes

>>150087774
Wait memehaz is a coach? lmao

>>150088742
>farming as PA
why even do this
just get vlads deso bkb and you win the game by default

When is Marina Joyce coming back to dota? It's been so long.

>when your team is so heavy you have to buy TWO rapiers to win

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It is that time again

why are squats so devastating, d2g?

>>150089613
how the fuck is getting last hits in n empty lane without a hero that can potentially deny you going to make you get better?

How do we fix chaos knight?
>4

>>150089775
>be tall
>suck balls at squats
>can't get the form right
>can't do anything heavy

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>nonhuman Peruvians and gameshitters desperate to get a few last blogs in before The International Shitposting Championships

>>150089868
If you can't last hit correctly without heroes and items, then don't expect to do nice ingame.

Of course in game it won't be the same, but if you can manage to last hit very well, then winning the lane can be easier

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where is the rest of the LC comic

>>150090003
take up rowing

t. 6' 8 rower with legs like treetrunks

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>>150089243
>Implying more than 5% of 4chan has the willpower to get up early

>>150090136
how the hell do you miss last hits in an empty lane?

>>150086630
who knows man rofl

>>150090301
>Be EU
>TI starts around 8pm
>Company I work closed for two weeks because holidays+asbestos removal starting monday
Feels good man

>>150090431
what holidays in august?

>>150090550

summer holidays...

>>150090550
azbestos removal holiday

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>lost battlecup
>log off
>log on 3 hours later
>my party is still there
>none of us can leave battlecup, party or even do anything to escape this hell

awesome game dotards

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What region is most strongly cucked of watching TI anyway

>>150090550
Well not an official holiday, but vacation or whatever. It's a place that restores shit for musea, or makes replicas, as well as making statues for artists (bronze casting)

>>150090353
if you think it's easy, do it and post your score, champ

>>150090841
nice

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Considering playing this game; what's really make or break for me is does this game have a Paladin hero?

>>150091504
omni knight

>>150090760

europe for the later games

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>>150091543
This is perfect thank you.

>play tusk
>late game
>kick enemy kunkka into our farmed juggernaut
>stunlock omni
>win game

who said aghs kunkka was baD ?

>>150089243
do you think staying up all night/day can help do it? fuck im so dead tired now

Have peruvians overrun RD as well?

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>NEETs in a panic to sudden adjust their sleep cycle 10 hours to not miss dota

This general is more dead than a europeon who runs afowl of a muslim refugee.

when will the schedule come out?

want to lock in my fantasy team first day but dunno who is playing.

>>150089775
because you are a fat fuck

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>>150089613

>>150093596
>not playing on the normal map where you can farm neutrals as well
S M H

>>150093697
>no items and skills

>Be Huskar
>Be op
>1v5 enemy team with 12 second cd lifebreak
Balanced game you got here dotards

>>150093813
you cant steal a person.

that sexist pig objectifies women!

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>no african american hero
YOOOooOoooOOoooooooOOooo wtf fampais can valve pls fix this i cant show this game to my gf like this kthx

anybody wanna play crumbling island arena?
fucking tryharders and russian subhumans are even ruining custom games now

>>150093596
How do you even get under 82 creeps + a needed amount of denies to win the game at 10 mins?

Fucking disgusting, 60cs at 10 mins LUL and posting about it

>>150093918
>>no african american hero
>witch doctor

>>150089891
Reduce CD on phantasm by 20-30 seconds.
Or
Increase min/max stun duration by 0.5
And crit proc by 5-10%

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how to get into ephey panties

THE YEAR IS 2022
THE DARKNESS HAS SET UPON THE LAND AND ALL DOTA PLAYERS HAVE FORSAKEN THE WAY OF THE CALIPHATE_IRAQ

Supports no longer exist. The jungle has been removed from the game, and all five players are distributed a ration of exactly equal portions of farm from the socialist matchmaking that ensures no toxic, aberrant or non-meta gameplay is ever allowed to emerge.

Each week professional games are streamed on twitch, hitbox, ingame client, espn, csnbc, bbc and netflix. Each week the list of builds is refreshed to enforce which items and skill orders are allowed on every hero, but the list is always exactly the same as the meta, beyond stagnant, is set in stone and never develops. Instead of all-pick and all-random modes in matchmaking, the only ten heroes allowed each game are the top ten meta picks which were designated long ago by the professional orthodoxy. Rather than playing the laning stage or exploring possible outcomes, each player fills in the blanks and simulates the latest pro game in a play-by-play, similar to taking over a replay.

League of Legends and Dota 2 have been merged into a single game, with the tribunal system expanded by the new world order government to detect thoughtcrime and weed out original and/or subversive thinking from the populace. All colors have been repainted over with a drab gray, and the regimented day schedule of sleep, work, consume is organized into predetermined and identical timings for each citizen. Voting, criticism and science are unnecessary and outlawed as society has determined there is no need for change.

The last free bald eagle living outside of captivity, named "Innovation" by a now-liquidated underground group of dissidents, was today shot and incinerated by orthodoxy bot-3143 during a routine compliance enforcement mission. It was said to have shed a solitary tear, the last remnant of an old uncivilized time of barbarians who lived without rule and order.

>>150090136
lmao, at least practice against bots or something. no skills and no items ain't gonna help you last hit worth shit. it will merely teach you a shitty timing pattern that becomes instantly irrelevant the moment you get into an actual game.

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Nice """""""""""analysts""""""""" dotards

>>150094484
Black is not so bad

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>>150094484
>Anneedroid
Disgusting.

>>150094572
Black and Winter know what the fuck they're talking about
rest is garbage

>>150085978
havent played dota in a year is it worth getting back into? or is the game dying and playing competitive pointless?

>>150094654
I have the feeling they will invite players from other teams to the panel afterwards, these so called analysts look more like the interviewer type to me

>>150094484
>sheever
>analyst
epic just epic

>>150094484
Does anyone find it completely strange that at a 19million prize pool tournament the best analyst we can get is supposedly sheever

someone who has played 6k games, six thousand games, and is still stuck at the 4k bracket. Like she has a learning disability or something because everyone in the 4k bracket is absolute shit and all you have to do to climb is just try

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meanwhile on the russian side they actually have competent people and potential banter

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>>150094809
If only there was something sheever is that other people aren't

>>150094809
By that logic, cooking every day for most of your life would make you a top chef.

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>>150094898
>xbox

noice

>>150094809
James was right.

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>there are people in the current year of 2016 who actually STILL go manta linkens on dusa

why?

>>150094989
Dota is an inherently competitive game, cooking is not

But lets still use your example. Imagine somewho not only spent a large time cooking, watched shows, read receipts for several years.

Now imagine she still couldn't boil an egg decently every time thats sheever.

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>>150094946
literally butthurt

ebin :D:DD:D:

>>150094989
cooking mundane food every day doesn't make you a top chef

>>150090127
>streamcuck

haha i bet you love to watch your wife get fucked rather than partake yourself too! rofl

>>150095143
>>150095181
Just playing and talking about the game also doesn't mean you're making an effort to improve either.

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>Valve still hasn't ported Lord Salforis
smhtbhfamily

>>150094809
G E N D E R E Q U A L I T Y

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>>150095141
?!

>>150095223
what's your point

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>be vagina
>get paid to talk about video game you know nothing about and are bad at despite playing it every day since 1990
>collect victory on the way out the door
Stop, Drop, and Explain this, dotards.

>>150095291
sheever might have 4k mmr but her real professional esports mmr is like 7k

she understands the game so much better than anyone in this thread you can tell because she knows so much stats and always asks important questions that she knows the answer too

one time she even predicted the next pick at a major its really impressive

>>150095141
You're right, Blademail Octarine is the correct build

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What's the point of having sheever at TI lads?
You got Kaci for interviews , you got Merlini and his brothers for analyst , you got Redeye for hosting the whole thing , you got Memeslacks for meme interviews , you got the usual commentators for commentating the game.
Why is she even gonna do there? Obligatory female """personality"""?

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>>150095432
>a monkey that accidentally shits out shakespeare every ten thousand years is impressive
Any GOOD caster could do it more than once per game, not once per fucking major.
>>150095532
Vagina quota, yes.

>>150094639
Dude, support lol

>>150094073
>throws cask
SO YOU BE SAYIN
>looks at it go
WE
>pops a maledict in yo ass
WUZ
>dances like a monkey
DOCTAS N SHIT?
>steals aghs
OHHHHH YEAAAAAHHHH

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>>150094639
>HIGH SKILL
how do you want your scene dotards

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>>150095803

>>150094802
>>150094639
Reminder that Nahaz died for this

>>150094484
is there even a legit vagina that knows her shit
cause holy shit Sheever is garbage and why the fuck is Charlie there

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>>150095803
This meem will never get old

>>150096045
Ephey or bubu maybe.

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We predict how many TI attendees will die at the hands of Fluff.

If EG(sumail) loses - 14 dead 20 injured
If OG(miracle) loses - 37 dead 67 injured
Both EG and OG loses - 126 dead 300 injured

>>150094484
why does analyst even exists
its just an excuse to cut time
why wont valve just let ingame commercials for products at the very least they can make money that way

>>150095912
good

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>Valve isn't above hiring literal whores to come talk about their games
>>150096130
>implications
He'll get maybe five or ten, no more than a dozen before he's taken down.

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>Reddit suddenly hate Valve

WTF happened??

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a modern classic

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>mfw I can still attend TI main event as a caster or coach for alliance if I fail to win the wildcards
lmao why am I so based bros?

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GUESS WHOS COMING HOME TO DOTA 2

US EAST TREMBLES

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>give blowjobs on stream
>get a free pass because you have a vagina and also are from a historically muslim country
You literally CANNOT defend this.

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>>150096298
impressive... very nice...

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>>150096429

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Based Llama cleared the way

haven't played DoTA for like, 4 years, I've been playing HoTS for a bit, but it's becoming a ded game.

Who are the top champs right now?

I used to play the Gargoyle Guy, The Shanking Fish Guy, and The Necrolyte guy. Are they still good?

Is it too late to get back in? I don't remember shit about items or who counters what.

>>150096673
fuck off we are full

>open thread
>buttblasted sexists shittalk sheever

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>150096618
I swear if some think rimmed POS calls me a POC, I'm going to flip a table.

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>>150096673
>asking streamcuck central aka dee too gee for peruvian containment simulator advice

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>>150096673
Faggot nigger fuck stay in your dumb league of homos clone, we don't want or need you
Kill yourself

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>>150096778

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>>150096298
>HE JUST KEEPS FUCKING ROTATING THE TREE

>>150096807
stop stealing the white mans internet, nigger

>>150094173
>orthodoxy bot-3143
this is why i love this pasta

>>150096782
Let's keep the autism to 3-4 sentences.

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the most hung guy in the scene, keep your waifus at a distance from BlitzDota

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Somebody hit me up with the newest tribe_iran metaforgery

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>he's a cuckold of the game

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>wake up
When the fuck is this going to get nerfed?

>>150096845
What is this comic about?

>>150097109
Medusa, build blademail->octarine->dagon 5->whatever

>>150097042
Stop Blitz

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>>150097042

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What will be the 8 gorillion play?

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>>150097287
My cock in your mom, nigger.

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>>150097287
EE accidentally diebacking in the dumbest way possible at giving the other team the win

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> when someone is so buttmad he's adding you on steam to make shitty excuses cause he's muted in dota

>>150097287
eight million. holy fucking shit

@150097523
no one cares

>>150087603
I want to like Col, I really do. A few months ago I like watching em face up against old DC, but something happened and now they struggle with FDL. Nothing against FDL they just rely on beesa to save shit when their supports dont make plays.

>>150097287
This new distribution is so much better, Fucking 1 million for 5-6 last year was bullshit.

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rate this

shall we assemble a d2g tier 6 eu stack?

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>>150097624
true cause game is ded and you are a blatantly retarded reddit cunt

>>150097532
i wish i was at least 5 years younger.

coulve tried becoming a pro.

>tfw you will never visit Seattle and hang out with dotabros

why are some people poor as fuck

>>150097448
I love the fact that Zyklon Ben got meme magic'ed into existence

>>150084308
Riley, is that you?

>>150097802
invite

@150097815

how mad are you m9

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reminder that these are the people you are queued with on EU servers

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>>150097791
>RUNNING MEAT BAG
>mental orgasm

possibly the most autistic thing i;ve ever read

>>150097287
A support pos5 rubick with oov cancelling a TA's blink through refraction with an auto attack ensuring a kill 90 minutes in.

>>150098292
is that owen "od" davies?

>>150097287
>redistributing the % like that

what's the overall # vs TI5?

>>150097287
used black hole on 1 to bait the other team into a 5 man refreshed bh when it was hidden on the courier

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>>150097791
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you do NOT play the game

>>150097791
we should invite that guy to post in /d2g/
he would fit right in here

>>150098685
>>150098318
>>150098837
sadly its a tad too long to copypaste here

>gazillion dollars videogame tourney is upon us
>/v/ talks about anime rpgs, Overwatch and shills random """indie""" shit

what the fuck is wrong with them senpaitachi

>>150097287
The 8 gorillion dollar stasis trap.

>>150099042
You are doing it wrong.
for good video game discussion you need to go to /a/, for good anime discussion to /co/

>>150098491

ti5 was $18,429,613

ti6 atm is just over 19m

>>150099179
>going to /co/mblr
>ever
?

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>>150097791
Why do Valve still don't punish or ban people like this again?

>>150099352
even people like this need somewhere to go

>>150099179
>/a/

fuck that
its filled with nu-males and tumblerinas

>>150099352
>PUNISH
>BAN

Overwatch bans for offensive "gg ez" senpai! You should totally play it and forget about Dota! fucking shitters

>>150099593
Dont forget league aswell anon!

>>150097523
>clementine picker

wew

reminder that the script is "china wins this year"

>implying a business is going to leave a 30 million dollar investment to chance
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsWNd52RrYw

>>150099938
all time classic

inhouses when

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>>150099593
Really??? There's a game that I can play without somebody totally want to ruin my fun ???????

Gonna check it out. Thanks anon.

>>150100000

>>150086365
We need to conquer LoL and take their women

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>>150099938
classic

>>150097815
epic XD

>>150100210
>women

>>150096298
classic sven

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DOTA 2 @DOTA2
TNC and Execration arrive to represent the Philippines #TI6

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so many nonwhite manlets, a perfect pictrure that encapsulates the ethos of dota2 and d2g

>>150100732
Jimmy is a flip?
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>150100732
Is that our boi jimmy with the grey shirt?
he's really let himself go

>>150100907
He's just playing for them you dumb cunt
He bailed on his peruvian stack because he realized that NA was pretty much a no go with EG and DC

>>150098632
I've had dreams of this

>>150100732
>they have a guaranteed 100k dollaridos
wew lad

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every single time a shitter randoms/picks tusk in my team, they feed relentessly and lose the game.

What the fuck, is that hero really that hard to play?

>>150100916
i agree
come the fuck on jimmy, you used to be /fit/

>>150097791
>i dont care what u say about me its just funny to me cuz i have my orgasm yes i fucking did it i get my mental orgasm

>>150099179
Nah senpai you're thinking too small. For good anime you go to a different chan and for good video games you go to MAL.

>>150101040
i actually believe they dropped him

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Prepare thine anus lads for another round.

>>150100142
Cute
Why can't we have cute things?

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>>150101283
me and my shitterstack are ready

>>150101283
Name my team pls, we are all uncreative as fuck

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>>150101536
Ogrelords, pic related is your team emblem

>>150101536
benis

>>150101536
Tempo Controllers?

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DOTA 2@DOTA2
VGR #TI6

comfy

>>150101536
/r/dota2/

>>150101536
WE WUZ BATTLECUP N SHIET

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>>150101536
#fluffforti6
Pic related emblem

>>150101073
He's pretty all-in like Spirit Breaker
The moment the enemy team gets a clue and starts grouping/baiting he feeds back all that gold he got from early solo picks
In the current meta this starts way earlier, like minute 8 sometimes. Sad time for gankers

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>gonna shitpost on /lolg/
>type lol at search
>this shows up
Care to explain dotard?

>>150087249
>have 70% winrate on clock in over 5,5k in over 100 games
>hate to play clock and play heroes you got 40% winrate with
life is suffering, why my best hero is the one i dont like to play, i fucking swear this matchmaking is rigged somehow for minimum fun and maximum "fuck you"

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>>150100732

SeaTac is such a weird airport

>>150102332
you were trolled :DDDDD

>Get 225
>Try to do LC quest line
>End up on a losing streak

This was all one big joke isnt it

>>150102332
I always find /vsg/ when searching for /d2g/ for some reason

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>>150102429
>arc warden is my favourite hero
>he's my most played hero
>he's my highest winrate hero

game is fun, it's you at fault

>>150102538
they have d2g in one of their OP links

>>150102512
Hey the same thing happened to me
My 70% LC winrate dropped to 49% in one week

>>150101635
tfw no fy bf

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>>150102659
>>150102512
>20 game winstreak
>try pa quest
>lose 7 times in row
fuck my life

Recent Games not loading bug fixed when? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>150103001
kys

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>>150102942

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>win when playing jungler
>lose in every other role
um...dotards?

>>150103110
>"I TOLD YOU TO HIDE IN THE TREES"

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>>150103110

>>150102942
>21 min bfury
>2-5-3 kda
>sells everything to buy dagon
>gets carried by sniper anyway

>>150103315
>>150103110
t. 1k mmr

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>>150103225
>be a useless piece of shit and get carried by midgame active players and a support that's carrying the burden of a missing support hero
>win because you're out of the way
>actually try to participate in dota in an -actual- role and you feed and lose games

jungle shitters baka

playing there because it helps put them at ease being in an environment they're used to (their home)

LMAO

>>150103315
t.
500 mmr

>>150089613
don't less than 100 creeps spawn in taht time?

how get 158?

>>150101635
wait a second, does it say "Rape LA" in that guys' pants?

>>150102942
>that hero movement

garbage

also you'd have died if RNG went any other way.

>>150103674
Last hits + denies

Just ordered my copy of the aegis, but where the fuck is my invoker set? i have 3 very rare of each chest and a whole bunch of just rare... wtf? give me INVOKER!

>>150103872
Ooooooooh that makes way more sense.

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>>150103541
i'm a high impact jungler
people suck at support at my mmr so having a farming jungler is way better than having a second useless poor support

What's the most obvious warning sign that force 50 has kicked in and you are 100% not allowed to win that match?

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>>150103541
Not necessarily true Anon
A good jungler who picks a good jungling hero and not some jungle NS shit, will match or outpace solo freefarmers
If you are the only constant than ensuring a good start is integral and going to lane means you will be contested or have to put up with a leech support
Not to mention junglers can upgrade cour, buy wards, rotate at will and the good ones do
Of course most junglers are shit but the same could be said of most everyone who plays Dota

>>150104164
Turkish team mates.

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>>150104201
FUCK OFF TRYING TO BE NICE

>>150104164
someone picks enigma

>>150104164
Furion (sometimes enchantress) in your team buying gloves of haste at the start of the game.

>>150104164
doing fine all matches untill you play 10 matches and lose them in a row the first 7 matches you lose you lose because your teammates are at half your skill lvl. the last 3 because you sink to their lvl because of mental frustration

also there is no forced 50, you have to play like a 4k player to win 100% all the 3k matches

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>when 3 people on your team decide to be completely fucking useless pieces of shit, but you haven't abandoned in a while

>>150104478
>Play like a 4k player

nigger there's people sitting at 4K RIGHT now that play like 2K. and they STAY there because they get carried and throw games at approximately the same rate. stagnating their mmr in the process.

t. 4.5k

i want to kill myself dealing with some of these players

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Really makes you think

>>150104164
Some afk' jungler coupled with a roaming support. Expect for them to literally chase you to your tier 2 and then kill you without anyone tping.

Arc warden is so fucking broken

>guy on my team marks safe lane luna
>he builds aghs
>wastes it on a support at minute 28
>the rest of the enemy runs over us cause he is useless for 2 minutes after
>lose

icefrog seriously needs to either rework or remove this aghs, its so game losing

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>>150104562
and you gotta consider

the fucking luck

the fortune

of getting 4 players

FOUR

that do nothing all game

won't communicate

will literally afk, bend over right next to the t4 and just watch the enemy team push their shit in.

too shit scared to team fight and too braindead to even use skills properly even if they did go in.

and yet they will still have the fucking audacity to call you out on 'losing the game' for them if you did even ONE thing out of the thousands of fuck ups that the team collectively made.

WOO

>>150104769
>guy on my team marks offlane tidehunter
>he skills ravage
>wastes it on a support at minute 28
>the rest of the enemy runs over us cause he is useless for 2 minutes after
>lose

omg tidehumnter bad heroo XD

>>150104671
not really, dota is basically the only eposrt that isnt boring as fuck to watch

>>150104961
>offlane exp vs safelane exp and gold
>even remotely comparable.

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>>150102942
I wonder if the anon who posted this and was trying to defend his play realizes how fucking stupid this was yet

>>150104754
delet

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>>150104961
>skill a spell vs spend 4k gold on something
>one hero is utility and one hero is made for damage/pushing

pic related

>>150104635
>be 3k mmr on a bought 6k account
>still maintain 27% winrate
i've been watching this guy's dotabuff after playing with him
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/113803367/matches?date=month&lobby_type=ranked_matchmaking&timezone=America%2FNew_York

>>150104671

Wait there are still CS 1.6 tournaments, and they amount to this much?

>>150104731
LOL

so FUCKING true

>>150105102
>>150105182
>bad player rushed aghs and wasted ult
>"wtf icefrog??? how u let this happen?"

/r/d2g folks

>>150105226
Why do people do this
He can't possibly be enjoying himself

>>150105361
>most of the newer aghs are meant for people to be given by alch becaase the upgrade isnt good enough on its own to warrent 4k gold when there are way better items out there
>retards cant grasp this
>retards on d2g literally defend the retards

wew lad

>>150104671
>other tournaments 65,432,569
>all premier tournaments = 8,749,000 (including both majors so far)
Where does the remaining 56,000,000 come from?

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>>150104769
So what if he didn't waste it on a support but instead landed it on the entire enemy team allowing you to run over them?
Why does this game need to be balanced around bad players?

>>150105654
Are you pretending to be retarded or something?

what the fuck happened to battle cup?

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>internet has been unstable for the past two years
>can't play dota at all since it's likely that I'll lose connection at least once per match for 5 minutes at a time
>still watch a ton of streams and the tournaments despite not being able to play

>>150105841
you tell me

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>soe went back to shilling for blizzard
>dota scene now has ZERO (0) cute girls

Do you guys remember when Valve was actually a good developer?

>>150106079
you can always stalk some russian girl streamers on twitch

>>150106079
What ever happened to that fat poo in the loo llama

did they kick her off because fatty sucks better LD dick?

>>150106079
uhh did hao retire or something???

>>150106263
Valve had her cast some of the open qualifers
Reddit threw a shit fit about how trash she is
I doubt she'll be seen at a valve event for a long time

>>150106403
based reddit does it again

>>150104401
and then gets his 4 min midas while ganking mid and sniping courier? Literally my NP games every time

I FUCKING HATE ARC WARDEN SO MUCH

REEEEEEEEEE BALANCE YOUR GAME INSTEAD OF MUH 900$ VR

>>150105775
it would have been a million times more useful and at least i wouldnt thin he was 100% retarded

>>150106645
>only 6 people actually play the hero properly
I dunno, sounds pretty balanced to me

>setup teamfights non-stop as support
>buy all wards, pipe, etc
>end up winning with 3-0-34 record
>4 other people bet 100 points
>no tip from teammates despite partially leading them to victory


REEEEEE

kaipi is such a fucking shit team

Dear d2g if you had the power to remove one character from the game forever. Who would it be?

>>150107329
arc warden

>>150107329
Slark.
Yes I'm a shitter, however I'm the only shitter on my team that knows how Slark's pounce and passive works.
Or that AoE stuns should be picked against him.

>>150107329
Invoker

>>150107329
Your favorite

>>150107329
Same as >>150107527
How are 10 fucking ultimates balanced?

>>150107590
No! Anything but that.
I would remove Huskar, personally.

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youtube.com/watch?v=wkHVLeR72b4

youtube.com/watch?v=5G9O9j0DSII

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>>150107509
>Teammate gets hit by a full range pounce.
Any better way to know they've only played maybe 10 games of Dota 2?

>>150090760
CIS

>>150107978
Jokes on you, my sleep schedule is completely fucked up

>>150097287
some random shit that wont actually affect the game unlike the dream coil in ti3 finals but will still become a forced meme

>>150107762
When the first night hits and the enemy nightstalker is missing and your teamate is way away from his tower alone

>>150105654
we've had three majors with a total of 9 million and all the other tis

https://web.archive.org/web/20150611180017/http://a.pomf.se/ohjlqg.webm

Dotards will defend this

>>150107726
>Yes
>No
>No?
>NO
>DO NOT ROSH

Fuck me they're more funny than the english casters

>>150108502
what? some shitter missing his ult?