Spessmen on a spess station - /ss13g/

First for banning Yred

second for ban communism and cyrrilic in IC

Third for validhunters getting blueballed

This is one of the more bait-y OPs I've seen in a while.

Got an opinion you want to share, anon?

>>150028802
This deadmin when

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toulose be gone

Beepsky got banned, and successfully appealed his ban

Why can't you, permabanned anon?

Be like Beepsky for a better tomorrow

COMMUNISM AND STALKER ARE NOT FUNNY
NOT FUNNY
NOT
FUCK YOU
EБATЬ MAM

>>150028802
When the stars align

>>150029249
is pretending to be a roman every round as your gimmick funny? Even if you don't talk like a Shakespeare play, just pretty much be a greytide in costume talking normally.

>>150029971
gimmicks that arent hardcore forced are always appreciated.

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>tide around
>cooperate with sec when caught
>basically get away with it

all you need to do is not act like a tard for five minutes and you're pretty much untouchable

>>150028725
>banning players
is there a worse thing an admin can do?

>>150028928
Sure thing friendo, ban people who are doing stupid fuk shitcurity XDDD shit too then. You don't know what's going on. Butt out and don't interfere with sec.

>>150028949
I have never ever gotten sec to give it to em.

>>150029165
breath mask, internals, full tool set, water bottle, cablecuffs, insulated gloves, stun gloves, stimulants, sugar/hyperzine pills, healing meds, bruise pack, ointment, health analyzer, emp grenades, emag, arcade circuits and parts, chloral jabbers.

>>150030606
Trialminning them so they have to talk to shitters all day.

>>150029134
It's an election year in burger land. Once their oligarchy has a new scapegoat they'll pass more oppressive shit to control their tax cattle and they'll "fix" the "terrorism" they false flagged or funded to get support.

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the paranoia

>>150031038
The dead sea personified, icantthinkofanameritenow

HELP DYING IN MAINT

>>150031038
That means the other guy is also a vampire

>>150031678
I think it means that the guy is catatonic

>>150031798
Nah it means it's a vampire, done it before

Didn't realize it was another vampire until the round was over

should i sprite helldivers themed armor and weapons?

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>>150031038
You dun it now

>>150032021
No
Not because of the idea, but because the potential 64x64 switch

>>150032318
64x64 switch?
How would that even work? Do any 64x64 sprites exist?
Or would existing 32x32's remain same but new sprites be done in 64x64 until all the sprites are replaced?

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>>150032318
>potential switch
>putting this much faith in it

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>>150032318
64x64 will be shit honestly. Look at these neat RIPLEY sprites. It kickes ass, but it won't fit with the atmosphere.

>>150032515
The latter, and it would be terrible.
Do it on 32x32 if you want, as it will die off eventually.

Can you put nofruits on space vines

>>150032802
Yes

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>>150032617
that shit looks awful
and imagine all the NuSpriterz that'll ditch the old style completely and turn the game into a mass effect gmod playset

>>150028725
I dont get how this ban is a big deal, theres no reason to cut wires other than to be a griefing faggot, and I remember him doing dumb shit in the past. Is this just a bad attempt to start drama?

>>150032393
>>150033098
crosslinking

>>150033836
>not yakkety saxing at every possible opportunity to improve your kills

never gonna make it

>>150033789
>Yred drama
>Three days ban for cutting wires
>Actually is three days for cutting the wires of the room holding all the gun rechargers during blob mode

>>150034054
>this is the shit people use to shitpost about their favorite person to shitpost about in the thread

wew
e
w

>>150028725
kill yourself OP

>>150034054
remove yred

unban me so i can play

>>150034054
>Actually is three days for cutting the wires of the room holding all the gun rechargers during blob mode

So he got banned for cutting wires? got it.

>>150035252
You are fucking stupid

>>150030550
>all you need to do is not act like a tard for five minutes and you're pretty much untouchable
99% of assistants can't do that

>>150035357
guess I'm the 1%

>>150035252
So beepsky got banned for opening doors? got it.

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comfy!

>(Follow) Gregory Durstine says, "Shit detective"

I tried to be noir but I lagged so much.

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Shuttle is slimes
And I'm one of them

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>botany gets adv slime extract faster than xenobio ever could
NEEDS
A
BUFF

>>150037517
You shot everyone you saw you shit

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>>150037573
>Shows me killing Hyun.

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>>150037705
Like I said, being noir.

I hope I didn't actually hurt anyone though.

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>>150037712
what did i do to deserve this

>arrest clown
>he asks me if i can go quantum security
>take his bikehorn and do so
>explode and then get revived as a monkeyman
>security was looking kind of like shit so i decide to just wander around
>im eventuall stopped
>im pema'd until they know why im not on the manifest
>clown is there
>tell him he is innocent
>ask him to help me prank security
>got to slip the warden
>but i slipped over him
>get solitary
>get freed
>as im about to get freed someone un-pulls me so i run
>the warden and an officer try to tase me
>for some god miracle they both shoot at the same time
>one had bolas the other one a taser
>laugh so fucking hard that i did not get to see the taser bolt
>solitary again
>"escape"
>now an officer and a Gygax try to get me
>finally freed after i almost killed myself n solitary
How hard is to pull and get on disarm intent?

>>150037828
Do you know what noir is?
You shot tased people and people who had nothing to do with shit
Worse is that you did while you were along officers who had tasers and batons

ayy whats the shit about 64x64?

TIME TO POST YOUR FAVORITE LITERAL WHOS
Kendrick Tyrone

>guy in solitary
>ask him why he's there
>Dindu nothin' Something about being the cloned officer who got put there for no reason
>Comms are down
>decided to find out
>cuff him
>drag him to Warden
>Thanks to detective, shot in the chest
>Solitary guy gives me and the Warden the ol' Yakkety
>Me and Warden both have individual plan
>I shoot my taser
>he throws bolas
>I get my feet tied by his bolas
>he gets paralysed by my taser
>Yakkety Saxer laughing away

>>150038271
He stole sasha for me, he's pretty damn alright.

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>>150038006
You stabbed me repetitively while I was on the floor trying to exit the door?

>>150038087
To be fair, I was lagging to shit until 5 minutes before the shuttle got there. I played it off as being drunk.

There wasn't anything else to do, least not while I was still logged in.

I also ran out of good detective pictures so I'm sad.

>>150038006
you're a retard attention whoring faggot who talks and acts like an underage all the time

>>150038271
____ME_____

>>150038420
AFTER ROUND END
ANARCHY REIGNS
ONLY ROOM FOR THE ROBUST

>>150038470
okay

>>150038087
Forgot to say I also didn't know why they kept you there either, but I was too laggy and so I didn't bother.

>>150037631

pretty sure it was just something that came out of an exotic seeds crate

in addition to the super robust nofruit plant and mindbreak/othershit/thermite limes

>>150038271
Who?

>>150038271
Everyone that was a Clansman with Hjalti is fine in my book.

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>>150038570
Not robust enough apparently.

>>150038712
I like you. Let's be friends.

can you ask adminhelp for help on your job if you are new or is it more for other things?

>>150038913
Only if you're gay

>>150038913
Yes, you can

>>150038913
Rule of thumb is to mostly only ahelp if it wasn't explicitly said on the wiki or if there's no one else on screen to LOOC. It's not like most admins are going to be immediately fucking with your character if you didn't read a line on the wiki here or there, but it can get annoying if it's banal FAQ shit 24/7.

>>150038763
No you're a huge attention whore fag

>>150038637
we went on one mission and fucked the whole station over in the process

>>150041468
What about me can I be your friend

>>150041880
Who even are you

>>150035467
>>149921781 (OP)
>can somebody tell source of op image?
It's a shitty goon video of ss13. Dig around on youtube.

>>150041516
I appreciate the effort a lot.

>>150037409
How do you harvest honeycombs and honey again?

>>150037631
>Grow 8 slimes after your first split using all 6 pens, the xenobio entrance, and grille fort the former grinder room into a pen
>Get blue, purple, metal
>Store a grey, metal and purple adult in maint
>Grow 4 of each and store adults in xenobio maint
>Get adamantine, dark blue, dark purple, cerulean, and a hit of slime toxin
>Build two exofabs and a chem disp
>Can make two phazons every ~8 minutes as fast as you can jam shit in extracts

>>150038006
Your faggoty butt bot grief that can't be muted at all or found half the time.

>>150038087
Pretty hard. A HoS left my toolboxes of computer circuits after tasing me and didn't even look in my internals box at the crew monitor, comms, and other major circuits I had on me.

>sawbones banned nevill

Is this the metaclub war?

>>150041970
That's the best part.
You won't even know. I'll only ever protect you from the shadows.

>>150043663
>one
>fucking
>day
That is what he wants you to think. Nevill knew exactly what he was doing and why it was wrong but got one day ban anyway.

>>150043294
i only did that once recently!

>>150043701
I don't want protection, piss off

>>150044074
And my secborg didn't listen to me when I told it to shove you in N2O hell.

>>150043893
>blow self up with potassium and water at round start to suicide
>PERMA BAN COME EXPLAIN YOURSELF ON THE FORUMS YOU NAUGHTY BOY >: (

>blow up gibtonite on bridge
>nah senpai it's good just 1 day don't worry

>>150044354
Forums is cause they aren't around to talk over how giant a cock they were and you know it. Stop shitstirring.

>>150044473
>blow up entire station
>don't log out
>adminhelp: Hi is my friend here to talk about how much of a giant cock I just was?
>Ban time: one day

How much do you wanna bet that people in the metaclub (sordine) ask for their admin friends by name to sort out their cases?

>>150044590
Make a ban request if you disagree.It's what they're there for.

>>150044761
But he was already banned! He's got his punishment now :)

>>150044473
>nevill, who is KNOWN FOR MAKING BOMBS only gets one day for bombing the station
>one day ban
god don't you love our new great admin sawbones? i'm glad hes fair and not in a metajerk circle! after all its only shitstirring when its the metaclub :^)

>>150044843
r u mad lmao xd

>>150044843
>complain
>get told to stop complaining and take action
>complain some more

wow anon

>>150044890
it was gibtonite, not a bomb.

>>150044930
oh ok i'm glad its fine to bomb the station if its just gibtonite

>>150038913
When I was new I used ahelps to get an admin to teach my engineering, don't rely on them though because admins have other shit to do, try stuff on your own first

>>150045008
It's not fine, that's why he got banned.

>fancy bombing station
>make 6 max cap bombs
>about to blow them up around station
>pause and think
>go to mining and get 6 chunks of gibtonite
>blow them up around station
>only one day ban instead of perma
>can do it again tomorrow

Sweet, thanks admins!

>>150045250
Go ahead and do it.

>>150045401
I just did! Got banned for one day.

Read more on how I did this at: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Zealo

Why is the thread full of autists who complain about everything and anything?

>>150046215
because its fun

>>150046345
Can't argue with that.

>>150046215
I'm Englando so complaining is just natural for me
REMOVE RAGIN' MAGES

>>150043893
>ban reason is desperately trying to downplay BLOWING UP GIBTONITE ON BRIDGE
L I T E R A L
M E T A C L U B

>>150046581
>englando
who?

>a facehugger will never rape you

Reminder that if you ask for your favorite admin specifically in ahelps, you get your ban reduced massively!

>>150046850
English

>>150044843
A couple ban he for longer ban requests have gone through before.

>>150047445
That didn't happen at all.

I actually thought Zealotron was a very good admin, but now he has done it. My favorite admin is now Yred.

>>150049749
My favourite admin is Kammerjunk.

>>150049749
My favorite admin is pomf
I wish he was around more

>>150049749
Yep I'm all #YredOut now

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>tfw you have improved from 8devs to 11devs with toxins now
I might be able to push it to 12dev but not further.

>>150049749
>liking yreddit

what is the most patrician way to go about playing changeling
>inb4 don't play changeling

being a stealth fag, getting 2 genomes, stealing the whatever and getting memetext is lame
death stinging the entire station is also lame

What is the correct way to play?

>>150049947
John Carpenter.

>>150049947
Arm blades

>>150049947
When you sting somebody
Actually become that person
HARDMODE: Do it for everyone you sting
DEVIL MAY CRY MODE: Don't get caught

>>150049947
Betraying your fellow changelings and eating the fuck out of them so you can enjoy their tears

>>150049947
Lingcop, the security ling who fights crime and prays to admins to send criminals scum to their station.

>>150049947
Playing it on other servers where's it's a more fleshed out mode and not a cobbled together lump of shitty code.

Changeling is trash on /vg/ like many of our other antags that coders refuse to touch.

>>150049947
Become alex mercer, get a borer and just slice people to death.

>>150049947
Frame people for shit they didn't do.
First rile up sec with welderbombs in maint then start doing crimes while looking like some nerd in the bar.
Once someone calls you out just change forms again and watch as shitcurity beats the hell out of the poor assistant.

>>150049947
greytide like fucking crazy and revive yourself if you get killed for it

>>150050025
European Extreme: kill everyone and impersonate them all while pretending they are all still there, and singlehandedly run the station

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>mfw people saw me do numerous crimes out in the open and didn't do anything
can't believe i got away with murdering the janny and stealing the caps locker

>>150050070
This
you can only polish a turd so much and /vg/ is starting to run out of polish for antags

>>150049897
Feels gud man.
Hit the same 12~ dev roadblock but I think I heard of people getting past that.

>>150038913
You can, they will literally never know the answer if it's not on the wiki though.

>>150046215
Because the thread is fertile trolling grounds
Autists autisming
Permabanned and banned people taking their salt out on admins who banned them for griefing
People who are legitimately stupid
People with good intentions but shit taste. *cough* Dylan *cough*

>>150046987
You could probably commission one from elypse art or bad dragon. I really doubt primal hardwere would have a problem with it and with them already having made the splorch and other ovipositor dildos you should be able to at least have a partially satisfying experience. Sadly we're still years too early for fully stuffing the esophagus without issues and a satisfying animation of the legs and tail grip but give it time.

>>150049897
You can hit 13 just on basic retard flailing. Further if you start asking what how and why do that/is that so for every aspect of the job. Hang in there champ, the first time you let rip a >32 bomb is the greatest feel.

>>150050221
Is it possible to go for superheated O2 and supercooled plasma instead of the opposite?

>>150038271 >>150038543
___(you)___

>>150006332 Underrated.

>>>150028725 [Embed] [Embed]
Good job. OP Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/raw/xUdBuWvj

Who got >>149999999 and >>150000000?

>>150050191
They would have killed the janitor if they were allowed to.

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>security officer ignores the assistant line jumping, but batons me repeatedly in the HoP queue and takes my place just because he can
>when he dies in a gruesome explosion caused by ??? I space his head after taking it for a grand ride
>gave the assistant cardiac arrest
I would play antagonist, but I don't want to do bad things to people who do no wrong to the other members of the crew.

>join serb
>be in lobby
>click Show Player Polls
>click Bring back skeletons as a playable race from roundstart?
>select No
>click submit

>>150050517
It would do something but O2 has a tiny heat capacity compared to plasma, what would most likely happen is just the O2 would cool down, and the plasma wouldn't ignite since it's sub 100C.

>>150049332
>[18:28:20]ADMIN: HELP: Senaat1/(Garryck Varus): help sawbones i got attacking by a gryphon - heard by 4 non-AFK admins.

:)

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>>150049947
You win ling if you can impersonate people and incite enough ling panic that a bunch of people get dingdonged for nonantag murder. Having a :g buddy who isn't a retard or a team killing faggot is great cause you can move into and out of sec as much as you want.

>>150050221
Yeah, there's a good 20 something people in the late teens, ~6+ that are in the 20's that actually earned it instead of getting handed a recipe and I think 4 now that hit or surpassed the 32 dev max cap. The highest I've seen was in the 70's, I forget the exact dev. Dude was a gibbering nutter but it worked.

>>150049332
>[18:28:20]ADMIN: HELP: Senaat1/(Garryck Varus): help sawbones i got attacking by a gryphon - heard by 4 non-AFK admins.
>hey metafrend could you ban this guy?

sure it doesn't buddy :^)

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>>150050819
Too late, people don't actually care for skeletons, they just like to fuck around and vote the option no one wants.
See: Any time an OOC vote is held

OH MAN I CAN'T WAIT FOR ALL THE SKELETON PUNS, WHAT AN ORIGINAL AND FUNNY RACE! SPOOKY SKELETONS

>>150051197
I believe in our people, I have faith in my fellow 4channers, and we'll not allow this to pass

>>150051096
>>150051157
Senaat didn't get banned and all the admins agreed with the ban.

>>150051435
They were pointing out how asking for your favorite admin causes them to see in your favour, see:

http://pastebin.com/HWVHQvTk

>captain and IAA sitting in bar with locker full of guns
>bartender wants to see what's inside
>gets immediately stunned for unwelding it
>in OUR RULES stun is classed as lethal intent
>retaliates with shotgun
>banned for a day

Metaclub isnt real guys :^)

>>150051435
cool
ill just start dragging guns around the station and stun anyone who sees it and ahelp when they shoot me
it's fine im in the metaclub i can do what i want
stuns arent lethal when im the one doing it! :)

>>150051690
>>150051751
yet neither of you will post about it in the forums because you know you'll get laughed off.

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>Be RD
>Watch as all of science goes off to their autism forts and Im stuck on research
>Miners are no where in sight other than bringing some glass and plasma round start
HoP is batshut insane and talking about spooks in his office
>Go do mining myself to get mats
>Get some virus effects but shrug it off because its the doc delight one
>Check up on all of science
>Xenobio is makeing slime people and player slimes
>Overhear them having plans for attacking but keep to myself
>Work in xenobio for a bit and my legs fly off as a stage 4 virus thing I think
>In med Im getting treated and I start to lose meat off me
>Suddenly become a skeleton, have no legs, and cant fix it
>Im now the spook the HoP warned everyone about
>Can only listen as felicity is getting the succ in xenobio by a ling, ashe is stuck in space, and another is trapped on the cargo roid
The fuck happened that round science?

>>150051842
It's almost as if the people who will laugh them off are in on it too or something

>>150051895
more so it's thread shitposting

>>150051983
If that's true, then you shouldn't reply to them in the first place.

>>150052073
if you don't reply to me im calling my friend sawbones so you better do it
you don't want to get banned do you?

>shot at for stunning someone
>adminhelp [favorite admin] HELP ME OUT IM BEING GRIEFED

We are truely no better than bay.

>>150051102
I heard the 70 ones were a straight up exploit of some kind with generating stupid hot plasma out of nowhere.

>>150051893
I was so busy making bombs that I didn't notice a single wrong thing about science.
I did however get stoxin meme'd by a giant spider that was on the test site for some fucking reason.
Was passed out for at least 10 minutes.

>>150052493
>making bombs
>when you could just gibtonite the station and get a 1 day ban

For shame.

>>150050517
Superheated? No. It just doesn't have the heat capacity and there's no other way to really get around it even with the tank transfer valve. You can only do so much with only 140L of space that leaks at 3039.75kpa and your oxygen has a 1/10th of the specific heat of plasma. Warmish, kinda sorta? It's more of a quick-mix reference chart you make and sock away while you're working on "well that's a thing I guess" proof of concepts. The issue is that for every C you raise 1 mol of plasma 10 mol of oxygen drops 1C or vice versa and with getting geometrically or soemthing more mol per kpa the colder it gets you almost immediately stampede over your ability to heat it to ignition meaning you're either sitting on a mostly empty tank or you're warming it up and you've just entered the magical realm of handmixing good luck with repeatability.. This, combined with that even with the best loading methods you still can't get comparatively jack shit of mol you'd just make a regular bomb instead and save yourself the headache.

It's the same with hitting bombcap with a bomb that's only made out of N2. Or one with N2 and N2O. You can do it sure but it's a pain in the ass and you'll never do it again.

Definitely should do them though. It's a great thinking exercise that helps you grow as a plasma researcher.

>>150051893
>Take 20u spaceacillin
>Grab 1 of the like 40 monkeys your dept has
>Inj your blood
>Inject it with radium, arith, dex+, tricord and have antitox on standby
>wait for the virus to not show up anymore on the scanner or the monkey gets critted
>Inject yourself
>Cured
>Fill two beakers with blood and grab a beaker of antitox
>Go innoculate your dept with a blood then an AT inj
>Go spin the antibodies
>Distribute pills
There's only like two stage 4's and 3 stage 3's that wont fuck your shit up. Just cure your shit up man.

>>150051102
Is this with TTVs? I can't imagine being able to reach 32dev with TTVs.

>>150051096
That was intended to be banter, I thought a traitor killed me. Turns out it wasn't a traitor though.

>>150051751
>>150051690
Senaat here from bed, go make a ban request for ban baiting so I can make fun of you when I wake up.

>[18:41:42]ADMIN: MOD: Zealotron/(Sawbones) : the bartender shooting garryck. He unwelded a locker the captain was dragging that was filled with guns. got stunned because of it. took a gun and shot garryck
>Metaclub captain and iaa hanging in your bar
>WELDED locker turns out to be full of guns
>Open it and get stunned
Holy shit that's the most justified cause Garrik could have given.
Are you kidding me with this bullshit?

>>150052372
You can make >500,000C plasma with a two stage burn chamber and time and lack of metabuddies are the only thing holding you back from getting it even higher.

Something that always bugged me though is that nobody that was around in the way old days is still around. Even Busta would talk about how they'd get a bomb just shoving some 150,000C plasma into a tank but he wouldn't remember the specifics and in 3 years I still haven't found anyone who's done those old bombs or replicated them since

>>150052698
>Not pushing someone down then finishing off your damaged janicart on top of them
Do you even into explosions?

>>150052752
Yeah. It's surprisingly doable and not even all that hard. There's a lot more finesse than you'd think to it. Every breakthrough you make hurtles your forward by leaps and bounds. Just wait until you start using TTV's to actually mix tank contents. Your sides will reach orbit my niggah

It's a lot like how a vol pumps canister will only hold 90 tiles of air but with a little skill you can make it hold 1,340 tiles of air at standard temp and pressure. Then you learn how to jam even more in to the point where you just call it off and finish redying it cause it's more than you'll even use and you don't feel like making it take even longer. Shit you never even dreamed could be done are one day a parlor trick.

>>150053097
>captain has a locker
>it's welded
>unweld it
>start grabbing weapons
>get stunned, people put the weapons back and fart on you, nobody does anything harmful
>chimp out and shoot someone with lethals

Wow he dindu muffin.

I want to hold hands with Lisa Tovir!

>>150053572
Now say it IC.
Don't be a pussy.

>>150053707
I've done it already, and I'll do it again !

>>150053707
>You'll never push down the spacefu you like, hit her in the face with a toolbox until it's bloody and ask her to hold hands

>>150053463
>nobody does anything harmful
stuns are lethal intent buddy and that locker full of guns your metafriend had isn't fuckin helping

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>>150054076
>she's too hurt and in pain to say yes
>cut it off and hold it anyways

>>150054285
oh man security must have it rough with all of that lethal intent.

>>150051690
Have you read the logs you posted? The guy that got banned admits he fucked up, or is he a part of the meta club as well?

>>150054291
Guaranteed to blow your mind.

>>150054421
>weld open a locker
>intigator
whatever you say my metaman

>>150054285
The locker was closed, I was 5 tiles away from you without any weapons, we were asking you what the fuck you were doing and you were still alive and unharmed, albeit covered in facts despite getting stunned. If we were going to kill you, we had a million different chances to. You don't get to pull the lethal intent card.

>>150053398
So are the 20+ dev bombs just pure super heated (100,000C>) plasma with regularly super cooled oxygen or is there something I'm not getting here?

I know you can mix tank contents with TTVs but why would you do that?

>>150054557
>Not security
>WAHTS IN THA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWKKKKKS :'<
>OW DON'T STUN ME
>Kills a guy for being stunned when he unwelded and fingerfucked their shit
Kill yourself you nigger

>>150054660
Covered in farts not facts.

>>150054837
Well, he was getting covered in all the cold hard facts showing that he was being a retard.

>>150054741
No. Back in the day they were the middling strength memebomb of choice . Like how we say just mix warm plasma and cold oxygen today back then they'd say just throw superheated plasma and you're good to go. I dunno what changed and I haven't been able to find someone with hard evidence/actual tank stats.

There's a bunch of ways to make 20+ dev bombs depending on your approach, experience, and the tools at hand. You can make bombcap explosions with some fuel, a wrench, portascrub, and a plasma tank even. Did you know you can make a 15 dev explosion with a single 3L extended emergency oxygen tank?

Having double the volume lets you do some tricks you aren't able to with 70L's.

>>150053398
>ust wait until you start using TTV's to actually mix tank contents. Your sides will reach orbit my niggah
Shit why didn't I think about that? I remember having duds that had tanks with 3000 kpa.

Can you then cool them down or reuse them somehow to go boom or was that your entire point?

>>150055186
Cause you don't think about stuff. You were given recipes and told how to make a bomb so you didn't think about what is a bomb and how to make it. You keep banging your "tools" together instead of finding more.

Don't know what you mean by cool them down. The ttv doesn't hold anything afaik. Just eject the tanks and keep working on them if they have more work needed then use the ttv more. You can use a TTV to mix tanks till the cow's come home or you blow it up.

Point is handling complex mixes that I otherwise can't make due to various limitations.

Shaft miner is preparing to unleash xenos onto base.

t. Observer

>>150056282
xD

>>150056282
ICK

>>150053917
who are you?

Colonial Marines source code was leaked.

>>150057472
someone who likes to bully sandy

>>150056282
Coords locked. Monkey drop inbound squad leader.

>>150057514
Link?

>Need two Garuga tails
>Figure that if I cut its tail, I'll get one from the carve and one from quest reward
>Cut and carve the tail
>Garuga scale :^)
NO

>>150057514
link me

>>150058253
I'm in the wrong general lmao

>>150055643
You're smart and all. I like talking to you. But your attitude is irritating at times.

>Cause you don't think about stuff. You were given recipes and told how to make a bomb so you didn't think about what is a bomb and how to make it. You keep banging your "tools" together instead of finding more.

Do you even think about how insulting this sounds, or do you just not care about coming across as an arrogant prick?

>>150057563
WHO

https://github.com/ColonialMarinesRelease/ColonialMarinesALPHA-DevTest

Start branching boys

>>150058505
Reica :^)

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>>150058556
>first goon gets leaked
>then CM

Where will the leaker strike next? Is any private repo safe?

>>150058556
could we port their predator?

>>150058738
i hope its wh40k station
>>150058556
>You can put a bayonet on a revolver

>>150058363
>>150058253
I was about to say Icky Ocky

>>150001242
>Can still get 20,30+ MW with little modification. Then you can just GOMAD it into overdrive getting hundred of MW and even hitting gw
I don't understand, I messed a bit with it and I got nowhere near those numbers, and not for very long anyway. And it was on a close loop so it's not like I was bleeding energy anywhere.

Does the TEG code not obey conservation of energy or something?

that librarian tho

>>150058738
I HEARD THE HACKER 4CHAN IS GOING TO LEAK VGSTATIONS CODE NEXT

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have you ever lagged so hard in the middle of the round that your ping was null?

>>150059031
WHO IS THIS 4CHAN

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>get power and disability with one block
>revert it to see which wasn't the randomly triggered mutation
>nothing changes
>have to play rest of the round with a disability and a cool power
man fuck genetics

>>150058556
Forward grip increases damage, nice

>AI and shitborg let the whole engineering and cargocrew get murdered
>AI doesn't notice singuloose before it has eaten engi, Tcomms and cargonia
>"wow, shit crew u guize"
lel

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>>150058556
if this compiles and runs I might host my own with non-cuck rules

>>150058445
I'm not smart, I'm just a stubborn piece of shit that's been banging on it so long I'm a shambling salt mine. It was teg tier fuckall information back then. Hell, there was even a time when the one-tank bomb code was pushed as the ttv recipe.

No and yes?

>>150058814
I like the join as xeno code. Just imagine all those spare larva growing into runners. Imagine being a captain, walk into your office and like 15 runners come out of a vent with our bullshit pipecrawling, tackle gangbang, hugger him, devour, and crawl out before he can even scream. Shit nightmares are made of.

>>150059232
If I didn't have a lawset it would have killed you all a lot sooner my friend
fuck both of those departments that round
also the borg was drifting in space

>>150058556
So preds torso is actually less armored than their head.
interesting.

>>150058630
prove it!

>>150059430
I unironically beeline for rabbit ears/waiter outfit because I'm actually trash

>>150059352
Are you the borg that let Big Caw call that mining shuttle or the AI that didn't bolt him in?

>>150059352
If he's fucked. Talk to him over binary. If you have a borg or a non-shitter to put a cell in and calibrate telesci you can blow your spaced borg, teleport him back and have an assistant who doesn't know what's going on to jam the mmi in a borg body. you printed from the fabs.

>>150059352
Neither Tahki or the person they were impersonating were on the manifest. Free game for NT D.

>>150059674
The AI that gave no fucks, although I was surprised the borg lost him when he was moving that slowly
>>150059819
he wasn't responding and was still moving in space
there were no "non shitters" and janiborg didn't get built until the end
>>150059867
I honestly thought the borg had it covered but he didn't even fire the taser
not that I'm trying to shift blame because honestly I wasn't trying all that hard either, and the bird hadn't done anything especially bad yet as far as I knew

>>150060094
>the bird hadn't done anything especially bad yet
murdered at least a couple people
That's a level of "not giving a fuck" that borders straight up incompetence.

>>150059523
>Bunny ears waiter outfit
I thought it was just bunny ears and nurse dress?

>>150060094
Well shoot. Make it your pet peeve to trick a med shitter into telesci with an eva highcap. Once they put the cell in you can I'mtheboss a borg into telesci to be you eyes for calibration.

>>150060401
It's actually ears/waiters/kneesocks if I can get access to the autodrobe

>>150059127
>>150059031
NAZI FROGS

>>150060325
I had not witnessed or been notified of any murder before that point, only a breakin using an ID that I could only suspect belonged to Garland, and one report of stealing a jumpsuit, both of which I planned to investigate using the borg
when the borg intercepted the vox but did not fire on it, I assumed it was because they were talking, I didn't think it was actually just playing the world's slowest sax
if you're mad I didn't go fucking ham with the door bolts because lolnotcrew instead of watching the situation, then sorry for the rp I suppose

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>>150058889
as you should

>>150060613
>NT AI not giving a fuck
>rp
whatever you say shitler

>>150061168
stay mad metashit
lemme guess, you're the guy he got the ID from?

Okay, which one do you prefer for the 64x64 transition?

>>150061260
guessed wrong
>cargo and engi are shit because they didn't robust the antag for me!
>I'm not gonna do any effort though, that wouldn't be arrpee

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>>150061470
Here's a better view

>>150061528
no really stay mad
cargo killed a dude way before any vox did

>>150061470
bottom one by far

>>150061594
the lower everything

>>150061594
Man, why don't... You just take a look at your sprite and see how shit it is?

Why can't you just go back to Photoshop and work until you can look at your sprite right in the eye and say "I'm proud of what I've done. I'll now show it to everyone.".

>>150061594
Top, purely because if all the waifus are this ugly it'll get rid of waifu shittery.

>>150061601
Good idea, maybe if you keep blaming your shortcoming on others you'll be able to notice a singuloose before it triggers your air alarm next time :^)

>>150061594
That's actually somehow less terrifying than the last attempt at a 64x64 human I saw

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>>150062093

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ReBoot game mode when?

>>150062509
Our graphics are already outdated to the point of uncannyness, famalam

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So you could live with this every day?

>>150061470
Neither. Fuck off.

>>150062774
Bigger benis when

>>150062774
Just make high res dicks and boobs and be done with this charade.

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>Complaining about me being scientist and doing a science job with no other evidence other than "his clothes aren't scientist clothes"

I was an antag, but I could also not been an antag and just doing my job.

You're officially on my metagrudge shitlist, watch your back, or I'll force feed you cake until you're fat.

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>>150062774

Not been on the server for about a month or so, what have I missed?

>>150063007
seems legit

>>150063029
Memes and new trialmins

>>150063029
Nothing really
Dylan got deadminned for shittery

>>150063029
half the metaclub autists are permabanned and the other half are admins now

>>150062871
>how dare you see through my clever non-disguise

>>150062871

>doesn't even update his pda from mechanic
>runs straight into toxins blitzing a crappy bombing mix still in mechanics clothes

Oh looks you bombed the station, who would have guessed.

>I mean I was antag, but what if I was just doing my job?

Then I would say you were shit at science if those were your post-transfer priorities.

>>150063176
Telling security that someone's is making a bomb will most likely get that person in brig for like 10 minutes or perma, it'd happened to me before when I wasn't even antag, a scientist saw me making a bomb and without even asking why, immediately disarmed me, cable cuff me and told security I was making a bomb.

I don't even know the point of having Toxins if the only use besides clearing the asteroid is just bombing the station.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2311

haha I just had a funny mental image of mredge666 walking up to a pregnant woman and going "I assume this has been dealt with by now" and aborting the baby lol :)

if I wanted a deathmatch I wouldve played on goon

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Yahir never drags me into maint for interspecies romance anymore.

t. Nevill

>>150065171
STOP

>murderbone in lowpop
>1 dead irrelevant wiz that did nothing
>"stay alive"

>>150065317
>expecting any less from survivors

>>150065526
>survivors are given full antag immunity
>perfectly kosher for a "survivor" to do random shit that goes against the theme like prasmafrud or even suicide bombing
pretty dumb desu

>>150049749
TRIALMIN WITH ZEALOTRON IS ENDED

NOW YRED IS MY TRIALMIN

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shitcoder of the shitcodes here to tell you about this "hot new may may" as the cool kids call it here

we're looking for spriters interested in doing any resprite work for 64x64

doesnt matter if all you do is sprite dildos, mechas, or clowns farting on other clowns

if you remake a sprite we have already with 64x64 i'll throw it on the pile of things to add once I finish converting /tg/ over

>muh artstyle
SS13 has no artstyle that every sprite follows. Every spriter has a different artstyle and it all ends up in the pile together. Just sprite.

>muh perspective
Every single spriter does a different perspective and every atom type in this game has a different perspective setup. There isnt a set perspective and there never has been. Just sprite.

>muh palette
oh come on you know no codebase has one of those dont even try to say it, just sprite

make sure to tag whatever you want added with your name you want put in the changelog

i'll be PRing any submitted sprites to tg and vg respectively since we're both doing the 64x64 switch over at the same time

get spriting nerds

>>150067469
*furiously masturbates and cums over goofball face*

>>150058889
>wh40k station
why so?

>>150067589
their cult is awesome

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>>150067469
>SS13 has no artstyle

>>150067469
That sounds like absolute hell considering how many fucking sprites there are in the game.

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>see a green plasman emag the shuttle console
>hack onto the bridge, they come out swinging with a fireaxe
>start swinging back with a toolbox
>see the chaplain go down next to a green plasman with lots of bludgeoning sounds
>whack them with a toolbox for a while
>It was the wrong one
>tfw I killed one of my favorite players on accident

I think I deserved a ban for that.

>>150068982
thats why I'm asking the people with no life

>>150069043
II have no life and i'd still rather not.

>>150068996
It's aight.
One of the hazards of being a plasman.

I want Salayna Picanto to be my waifu

FAWN is my wife! I want to marry FAWN!

>>150069220
:3

>tfw no skeleton waifus

>>150069536
Every waifu has a skeleton trapped inside

>>150061594
The head in this is fucked up. The forehead is actually supposed to be 50% of the face
Seriously we learned this in year 8 here holy fuck how are you so shit

>>150061470
>64x64 transition?
Is this happening? The game's already laggy as fuck.

>>150061594
I'm dumb, but why isn't there one with both 64x64 jumpsuit and 64x64 human? Also, everything but the face is perfect in 64x64, and that's mostly because of nostalgic reasons

>>150067469
Wait, is Goofball actually the one who's doing the 64x64 convertion? I'm suddenly majorly against it.

>>150061594

bigger forehead son

how can I make nanites for nanobots?

>>150071895
roburger

>>150071895
it's a grinded up roburger and like, gold and shit
look on the chemistry section of the wiki

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For 1 additional spell point, you can upgrade the Shoe Snatching Charm to summon glass shards around the target, in addition to removing their shoes

Balanced?

>>150072539
Fuck no, that's insanely powerful.
But let's add it anyways.

>>150072592
>they can pick up the glass shards

>>150072592
>they can shoot the wizard with an assault rifle / shotgun for a one hit kill

>>150072145
it has recipe for nanobots but not for nanites
>>150072142
thanks, I found it

>>150067469
I just realised anything with context click is going to get fucked up.
The seeds of asspain have been sown.

could a hot plasma canister and a cold oxygen canister be connected to have an explosion?
if yes, what's the pressure at which the canisters rupture?

how do u push someone?

>>150073604
Spam disarm
Hope you get lucky

>reformat computer
>reinstall everything
>join server
>baystation 12

WHERE THE FUCK AM I

>>150074340
Baystation

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>Make a shitload of high potency bananas
>explore space
>give the mime the captain's ID to the pirate shuttle
>go back to station and hand out all access and do absolutely nothing
>eventually the mime shows up with a shitload of bananium coins
>don't know what to do with them so I throw them at people
>eventually get the bright idea to put one in the cart
>Clowncart is now producing banana peels
>mfw

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>jump into space and hit the salvage shuttle
>clown's already in it cleaning it out
>he gifts me the ship captain ID and leaves for the station
>decide I must pay this favor back tenfold
>grab some tools from mining and clear the clown asteroid of bananium
>smelt it all and make a few coins for the clown's cart
>give the clown 50 sheets of banananium and like twenty coins
>leftovers for science
>clown causes bananapocalypse
>scientist makes me a honk I never actually honk with
>bomb goes off in escape
>mech protects me but gets destroyed before I ever get a chance to use the honk blaster
>load the shuttle with corpses and broken cyborgs and ride home to central
>bangin donk

remember kids, d20 ain't a toy
you don't wanna end as a catbeast

>QM and I become holy knights of cargonia
>setup ghetto hydroponics in the cargo warehouse
>crew requests weed so I shit out a stack of blunts, doubt anyone even used them
>minerbro comes by with some fossilised plants
>try out some of the psychoactive fossil plants with em
>they manage to find a d20
>we begins the obligatory rolling
>we roll three 18s in a row, getting an assortment of powers and metals
>minerbro rolls a 3 and becomes a catbeast, still got their hardsuit on so people can't notice
>clown offers access so we both go down to HoP
>hairball
>minerbro flees to the mining roid, prepared to do some final rolls to try and cure their valid saladitise
>another 3 so all their body parts eject and he croaks it
>bring the head to medbay and get them cloned
>they come out as another catbeast
>Reica smells the fresh salad from a mile away and tries to fuck em up
>get him in a locker as doctor bro takes him away, reica in pursuit in a wild trance of lust for valids
>clown makes his planet proud with stacks of bananas on every tile
>manage to get the locker back after the doctor loses reica
>make my way through banana station, stepping over reicas for some reason dead body in cargo
>get minerbro's shit back and make an escape to the security pod
>a warden pops by on a space walk before being left behind
Pretty comfy round trying out botany.

>>150076562
what if i want to be a catbeast?

>>150076805
just avoid reica and other shitters

>>150076924
>defending furries
Every day we are consumed a bit more by the bay mentality

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>>150076771
Miner here. It was a good shift.

>>150077015
shut up reica

>>150077112
Why don't you go yiff somewhere else pal

>>150076771
I think she died because of collapsed lungs or something, I was about to do her a surgery but then she started validhunting and I've never seen her again

>>150072539
Not a fan because that's essentially a delayed kill since you just keep sliding them into it and shard stunning until they die and if you're already a snatcher you have 3 plastics of 14 shards.

>>150073257
Not here, on good they have a canister transfer thingie.
On our code you can't rupture them though you can smash them until they break and spew their contents out. You can have tens of thousands of mol at millions of kpa at hundreds of thousands of kelvin. and it doesn't give a fuck.

>>150075828
>>150075614
You can use bananium on the clowncart to reinforce it so it doesn't die as quickly. I think they repair it too, it's been a while.

>>150072615
>Getting a chance to when you's constantly getting slid into one of the side and are an arrow key away from getting bumped into another
Having done that to people without the spell, you really can't.

how do i get the diamond drill to show up on R&D?

>>150078483
By doing the R part

>>150078581
>intigracy will never give you the D part
why bother living

>>150078581
ok. just wanted it asap for the miner

>>150078662
so you can attempt to lucid dream it

I want to see CMs awful code

How do I convert https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDBM0q7L9do into an .ogg so I can spam it on extended rounds

>>150078663
Something like deconstruct
Atmospheric analyzer(in the toolbox)
Toolbox
Micro-manipulator
Telebeacon
power cell
bruise pack
trauma kit
high capacity power cell
gps
mining drill
med hud
mmi
radio enabled mmi
super cellx3
Print a chem dispenser circuit and make it
nano manipulator
nanopaste
chem dispenser circuit

Wait for minerals

subspace treatment disc
ansible crystal
subspace transmitter
Print the drill

There's better but whatever. Just read http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Research_and_Development like you should have in the first place

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I had the RPD in my backpack, I simply didn't have enough creatine to make it to the end

>people calling for antagbans over murderboning
Get over it antags can do what they want.
Dont hate the player, hate the game and the dev who gave us memecharis.

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>it's another "reica fucks up everyone's round because she wants valids" round

>>150079340
>There's better but whatever. Just read http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Research_and_Development like you should have in the first place

i was

>>150079353
Did you actually antagonize or did you simply steal/print something literally nobody cares about and everyone steals for autism projects?

>>150079380
Play security or silicon bitch nigga.

>>150079353
>Dosed up on creatine so unstunnable
>Polyacid cleaner
>Motorized wheelchair to kill and maim in one run over
>Hunt everyone down, no survivors

>>150079373
Hate the shitty player who can't do anything but murderboner with meme chairs.

>>150079419
I murdered everyone on the station like a good little syndie

>>150079420
It's so fun to cut loose every once in awhile

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>>150079407
>http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Research_and_Development#Method_4:_For_The_Miner_Who_Has_To_Do_Everything_Themselves
>Because fuck those scientist assholes. You bring them all this shiny ore and they can't even be fucked to even start research. If all you want is a diamond drill and everyone else can go fuck themselves, this is the guide for you.

>Wrench
>Basic Power Cell
>High-Capacity Power Cell
>Mining Drill
>Advanced Matter Bin
>Nanopaste
>Get Ye Drill
>And if you want a bag of holding to go with it:

>Tracking Beacon
>Bluespace Beaker
>Stasis Beaker
>Get Ye Bag

>>150079373
memechairs aren't even that bad. Get some tables or the jani/clowncart to ensure they can't just roll over you. Stun almost always fucks their day up unless they have creatine/hulk in which case you should get water/potassium syringes or ryetalin syringes and a syringe gun. Laser is always reliable, cap's laser will fuck anyone up unless they have armor and a shitload of healing chems in their system.

The scariest thing someone in a memechair can come up with is creatine/lube, but janicart completely counters that.

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post pope

>>150079573
You aren't gonna get two stabs on a memechair. Best is just tabling forwards until they're hemmed in and lasered like you said.

If you're a shit job go make a canister bomb and give him the open valve or throw 1s explosion grenades/one tank bombs.

Doesn't look like the syndiechair has an empt_act so that needs to be fixed.
/obj/structure/bed/chair/vehicle/wheelchair/emp_act(severity)
return

>>150058556
QUICK!
STEAL THEIR WEAPON OFFHAND THING!