:tf2g: TEAM FORTRESS TWO GENERAL

Hey, this is a pretty good thread

Half-Mexicano, though

does my tf2gfu hate me

yes
got any more questions

oh
does cutting really make you feel better

yes
cut your thighs so your parents don't notice

okay
thank you

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Post Medics

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>>149992739

>>149992860
Which one is C9 and which one is Circling Heart?

>>149993083
i don't know it's not actually my med lmao

>>149992860
fuccboi

>>149993169
It's all good, cause it's a trash Med anyway

Save a good one instead. Like mine

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>>149992739

>>149993350
The point of nohats is so that you don't care about those things, dumbass.

what is the point of me

dumping cum

um

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>>149992739

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>>149993769
>still no add
too scared of a fight with the one and only i see
doesn't surprise me. everybody falls back when they find out it's me

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>game full of frenchies

who is the biggest slut of /tf2g/ ?

>>149994603
:x

>>149994603
bags vulva

im big

*doesnt cry*

>>149994603
you__

consensual sex with women of legal age

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>>149992739

Anyone wanna do some Mann Versus Machine soon?

>>149996015
sure

>>149996015
id?

>>149996327
id/basedviva
do you not know your own id you dumb fuck

>>149996410
Hey, now. I misclicked since I got my eyes mostly on Pokevision

>>149996074
id?

>>149996464
id/lillyX3

ive got 1600x900 and i want to play on stretched without blackbars,which res should i switch to?

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Casual was a mistake, they should lower the player count.

>>149996726
>stretched
i don't get this meme

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>>149992739

>>149993350
nohats made me enjoy tf2 again
I treat all enemies and allies equally, untill I see who's better and who's not from the movement.

I haven't raged at tryhards or ironic gibus wearers in month.

It's fucking great

>>149997124
more frames
i already have a config

Goteem

VIVA YOU LITTLE SHIT

Let's get some celebratory Mann Versus Machine going on. Add me for them invites

id/BasedViva

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Forgot to mention that I've got a fresh tour ready to go, so any Mission is fine

well at least i got it in the other one
feels ok man.jpg

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We got us a 3 queue going on. Would love to have a full one. Doing everything but Empire

id/BasedViva

Does anyone have the picture that shows the natural progression from HL to 6s to three snipers?

>>149999404
Great, post it

but

is there any hope in heavy winning this?
trying to contribute as much as i can

>>150000000

>>150000000

nice dubs /b/ro

>>150000441
A new Sonic game did just come out after all.

i dont know where to ask

have you tried googling it

How do I tell when to use my Iron Bomber and when to use the Quickiebomb Launcher? I need to find a balance.

you don't
you use stock

>>150002006
I mean when I have both equipped, how do I know when to switch to either

Should have made that more clear

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Things to do when you encounter a pubstomping Heavy:
>take cover and wait for your medic
A Demoman is quite capable of battling a Heavy pocket as long as he's healed by his own Medic. Charged Stickybombs can be your only pick to force Heavy back.
>if possible be airborne AND take down medic
Scouts and Soldiers can do it at the open as long as they're not too far away. Pyro can dive in to try his chance at enclosed areas. Take the Medic away from him at all costs. Try to stay close and on top of Heavy's head whilst aiming at his medic.
>if he's fed with crits retreat and try to sneak the spies in
Spies are pretty much useless against targets with awareness. Random crits allow Heavy to do a line push with his friends. In case there's a sentry nest of yours ahead, that will only force Medic to deploy über which makes the Spies stand by.
>don't stall on the past
If you can't take out Heavy-Medic pocket right away then kill the middle-man sweepers and plan to break the sentry nest ahead to weaken the line pushing. If that's the case shift your focus on getting that Sentry wrecked, killing that Powerjack Pyro and shot down that zipping Scout.
A Sniper who knows good porches, gaps, window positions would be a great help. If you can make opponent Medic deploy über early upon a ready Sentry nest with an ambush Pyro waiting that's even better.

-t.Heavy Main

>>150000762
Since you can't have multiple threads open if asks you if you want to change thread because it's a cross-thread post

who do you guys think is the best carry class atm?

>>150002861
soldier
good demos
good snipers

>>150002861
sniper
demo
scout
med
soldier

>>150002963
*from good to bad

>>150002298
you use the one that doesn't need reloading atm
also practice sniping targets with the quickie

>sniper
>carry class
tf2g really actually doesn't even play the game huh

>>150003242
highest potential

>>150002861
solly and medic, because they can move the objective or cap it

Am I a pleb if I still use the stock Stickybomb Launcher

>>150003360
sniper can't do shit without a competent team

>>150003587
>sniper can't do shit without a competent team
such a bait potential.
sniper is the class that needs the team at least.

>>150003725
why the fuck do you think people always complain about people playing sniper in pubs/mm
because without a competent team to cover him and protect him he's fucked
he's got very limited dps, he cant consistently shit out damage like soldier or demo or scout to push the other team back, he can only get 150 damage shots every once in a while, or more if he wastes more time where he's completely vulnerable
now go play the game and don't talk to me again until your get to AT LEAST 1600 hours

>>150004065
>why the fuck do you think people always complain about people playing sniper in pubs/mm
because they are shit snipers
>because without a competent team to cover him and protect him he's fucked
sniper doesnt get protected
>he's got very limited dps
lol
i'll stop replying now. enjoy.

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>do some competitive and enjoy the good atmosphere
>casual ends in spawncamping no matter what and everyone acting like children
>decide to try community servers after a while of the casual/comp side
>good vibe and sportsmanship of competitive in a casual setting just with a lot less whining but more banter and jokes
Casual really was a mistake

>don't talk to me again until your get to AT LEAST 1600 hours
>i'll stop replying now.
yeah, that's what i thought

>>150004548
Valve HQ:

"You know what people have really been complaining about? Quickplay."
"Yeah, we should really change this basically flawless system"

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Metro was fun. Anyone up for either Rottenburg missions?

>>150004065
Sniper doesn't really need a good team unless they are getting utterly rolled.

I wish I got good as Sniper a long time ago, he's the ultimate pubstomping, make-the-other-team-smash-their-keyboards class.

does NOBODY play the game here what the fuck

>>150005190
I'm too busy clearing out my backlog, sorry. You're still wrong about sniper, though, an actually good sniper is one of the scariest things to face in this game.

Is it norm to have your best class in pubs be comepletely different than your best in comp.

Cause I'm no good with Scout in pubs and play an awesome Demo but I'm the opposite in comp

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>check out friend activity
>someone uploaded a comp screenshot
>this team

why

>>150004681
>Quickplay
>Flawless
People have been bitching about quickplay since it's inception.

my tf2gfu is flawless

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why do stats count every game you join, but only the kills, death, damage ect...from games you stay the whole time for ?

>>150007098
at least they got 1/3 of it right

who wants to be my mge buddy?

>>150007098
>2 demos
2 good demos shit on basically everything

>>150007313
the only problem with it that I had was ending up in a empty server or across the globe
still miles better than casual

>>150008238
At least you could pick your server with quickplay. That is, if you clicked "show servers" instead of the instajoin button, like anyone with sense would've.

>>150010087
But are you a good tf2 player?

lmao i don't even play this game

neither do i :I

When did you guys stop playing? Or did you never start?

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>>149992739

i stopped with mm

>>150010765
How come? What was your reason.

i stopped a little while before mm

>>150010880
playing pubs is half the fun now

>>150010974
rigged

>>150010974
please keep all discussion related to tf2

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I miss playing pubs when you could collect ducks for getting kills.

Quack!

to make profit on a specialized killstreak fabricator what is minimum price i should sell items for and how much does it cost for the killstreak item and all the robo parts needed

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>>149992739

>>150011483
boner dugs :DD

>>150011538
Math is so hard.

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>>149992739

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>>149992739

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>>150012028
Did you have a Duck Journal?

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>>150012151
>medic cannot wear wings all year round ;_;

>>150012687
>he
__________________________________________________________:x

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>>149992739

>>150011538
You can ask ryuke on that but i think i remember the cost be 1.59 keys

>>150013838
iktf

>>150014593
who is dat fuccboi

how do you deal with toxic people in 6v6?
ive been in this 6s team for a few months and im seriously thinking of getting out just from the toxicity and the bad vibes even in scrims

LE SALT MEME XD HAHA IM A PYRO MAIN

you should get good

Casual mode aka place 5 sentries on point to win game

like these retards want to force this comp shit they could at least put a class limit

yeah just play passive we are losing but we shouldnt risk anything and just stay last forever good idea team leader okay wait a minute just hold last a bit more, we will end up winning even tho the score says we are losing right? no need to push and risk it, stay right here, yeah get an engi and heavy, maybe a pyro too, just stay last a little more buddy, we got this

please fire rocket please i'll do anything please i need reflect kill please i will dance until you shoot rocket i forgot how to use flames and secondary I only know A D and mouse 2 please I need a reflect please I won't burn you even though youre right in front of my just fire a rocket i need reflect please look i am dancing i am waiting for rocket to fire so i can reflect please i will do anything for reflect please

need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need a dispenser here

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScqruoGsKTHRe45KlfLG1_FbUyvQVXmKvIUtzqN4wXPHJOkhA/viewform

I'm fairly sure my IQ was much higher when I started playing tf2 but after all these years of playing tf2 my IQ is now much lower so thanks valve

What the fuck is this bullshit, why are they so adamant about having your weapons viewmodels on in matchmaking?

>>150017385
muh skins
muh unusual skins

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So my friend who was slightly retarded (75 IQ) couldnt play 6s with me, cause 6v6 requires a lot of logic and brain, i told him about Highlander and after 2 weeks i see he's playing in Platinum, i just wana say THANK YOU PUBS, for giving us the idea of highlander for every kind of people out there, people who cant play mentally challenging games like 6s, thanks you pubs once again.

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>>150018214
(You)

>>150016129
i did it

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>>150018214
>cause football requires a lot of logic and brain
>Sport filled with niggers
>Requires a lot of logic

>>150020128
t. mad kid that has to play videogames because he's not good at any sports

>>150016129
>all of those i dont want to say genders
GOD DAMN DEGENERATES

23/m/NYC

But what's that got to do with Team Fortress 2??

>>150008183
>good
>valve matchmaking
pick one

>>150021463
you said you were 24
why would you lie

>>150021686
I've never said I was 24, though

I am also an honest man who tries his best to never lie

18/f/japan

How does one properly play spy? Every so often I find that one spy who is able to wreck the team amongst the f2p fags. I want to be that spy.

>>150021884
give up on spy and play a real class

>>150022173
Alright, how does one get better at aiming as sniper?

>>150022257
mvoe ur mouse with your hands

does ryuke have children
or a wife
or a husband (i dont judge homosexuals)

>>150021884
as spy you get points for existing, but life is easier when you act like the bottomfeeding scum you are and run behind people in the middle of fights and backstab them. It steals all the glory away from the people who are unfathomably better than you and you may feel a little better about yourself.
>>150022257
play trade servers and snipe everything like a tryhard.

or play a 6s meta class and stop being a fucking faggot holy shit

>>150022531
But I can't play comp. I don't have a smartphone for the authinticator and I am not shelling out cash to get my ass handed to me.

>>150022531
i really like this play a real format strategy
classes 3 5 6 8 and 9 are not real and no good can come of playing them (unless you ofclass as 8 a little bit is ok)

>>150022667
get a job you fucking hippie
then git gud

>>150022667
You don't need the authenticator app to play comp, you moron.

i fucking hate snipers
good job you shoot people from your spawn
most of them are hacking anyway

I HATE YOU SNIPERS, EVERYBODY BLOODY HATES YOU

>>150022751
>Implying I can get a job in this economy
>Implying I don't live in an income controlled rent environment that loves fucking you over whenever possible
>Implying I have more important things to pay for than a fucking smartphone
>Implying I didn't just finish putting in my 72nd resume this morning

Getting a job isn't fucking easy sonny, you'll learn when you're older.

>>150023085
But you still need to pay to do comp for the most part, dipshit.

>>150023119
u are ok?

>>150022458
why dont you ask him you fag

>>150023380
*sniper laugh 3*

>>150023534
i dont have her added

how fuckin poor do you have to be to not own a cellphone

Even niggers have smartphones
congrats u are lower than ghetto niggers

>>150023598
then add him, she seems pretty nice

>>150023625
they probably stole it tho

>>150023424
Is your TF2 account not premium at this point?

>>150023773
It's premium, but I'm not spending money on shit when it could be used for more important things, like food and bills. I just realized how stupid I'm being trying to explain real life problems to people who have never experienced real life.

>>150023941
good projection
even the half mexican supermarket man can afford one

>>150023424
you only need a phone that can receive text messages and an Android emulator

>>150023941
What are you even talking about, faggot? All you need to play comp is TF2 premium and to have a phone number associated with your steam account, you're literally retarded if you thought that you needed to have an auth app or to buy a pass. Surely you have a mobile phone number?

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>mfw there's people in this general who can't afford unusuals, virtual stuff in general or even a CELLPHONE when the mexican who works at a grocery store can
JUST WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE???

>>150024053
>>150024050
>>150024263
>>150024289

Fucking children I swear to god if I ever find you in real life I will knock your asses on the god damn floor. Fuck you.

>>150024338
what even Africans have 90s cell phone

>>150024338
aahahaha
you can't get a job because everyone you go to thinks you're a massive autist for not having a phone
lol

>>150024338
Whatever you do, don't harm yourself, I know it must be hard to be such a big fucking loser like you but there's still hope, you will be successful at some point. Although you have to do something about that attitude of yours if you want to stop being a NEET

>>150024338
NEET RAGE LMFAO
you should seriously get a job. it will help you financially AND mentally

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>>150024539
>>150024468
>>150024604

>implying I didn't just troll you guys

Pfft, fucking idiots.

>>150024680
pretending to be retarded, nice

>>150024680
THIS THREAD IS SO EPIC AHAHAHAHAH
PLEASE NEVER STOP POSTING

this is probably not actually him but it's still funny

>>150024338
suicide is the only viable answer

>>150024604
Not that faggot but I actually live in a rent controlled area, and since it's borderline rural finding a job is NOT fun. If you even got a part time job they raise the rent to ungodly levels. Hell they even make you pay 150 a year to keep your pets, which I'm pretty sure is either legally grey or outright illegal. I've spent the last couple of months trying to find a job and only got an interview for one.

tl;dr: Finding a job is hard when you're in south america

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>this guy is on your team

i'm going to go do that right now

>>150025115
>"Hurr I'm a friendly guise don't shoot me XD"

These people need to be banned. If you aren't going to play a team based objective game right then don't fucking play it.

What's your hitsound and killsound /tf2g/?

that's none of your business

I'm sorry for being intrusive

customgrow420 moan
I shot someone and an engineer went "yeah" afterwards somewhere, made me giggle kinda hard

>>150025115
>These people are the ones who think that MyM was shit because they can't put their autism in games where people actually try to play
>There still isn't an option to shank them through their screen

>>150025353
https://tf2dingalings.com/sound/details/256 for hit
https://tf2dingalings.com/sound/details/3600 for KILL

>>150025353
The one that sounds like bubbles. Featured here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-o7B0AmDhs

I'm MagicMax look at me durr durr

>>150025817
fuck u weeb
ur gf is a coal burner

I'm MagicMax and I like Mugi and zed look at me durr durr

>>150025115
Report for greifing.

Suddenly, he's b&

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>team wins
>enemy team are hiding in spawn
>run on over
>see a teammate over there who said GG and just high fiving people
>kill them in the middle of their high fives and schadenfreude
>they and teammate get salty
That'll teach friendly fucks.

>>150026683
MODS MODS
PEDOPHILE
MODS MODS

What Pyro mains think the next Pyro update will be:
>flamethrower damage increased 100%
>no cooldown on airblasting
>reflected projectiles home-in on nearby enemies
>soldier removed

What the next Pyro update will actually be:
>enemies being hit by the flamethrower regenerate Mad Milk, Jarate, Sandviches, etc. more slowly
>New Flamethrower: The Afterburner
>Sharpened Volcano Fragment deals mini-crits to burning enemies who are being healed by dispensers
>Scout no longer has damage fall-off on his pistols

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reminder that both classes are getting an update regardless of the war results, valve only did the war in an attempt to build hype so people wouldn't leave for/come back from overwatch and if you give a shit about who voted what then you're autistic

I'm a mod durr durr

sops bullied human away

http://steamcommunity.com/id/tehjill/

>0.3 hours past 2 weeks
wew

jill is kiriikp's "sister"

the two have fallen out though

what did he mean by this

wow its just like 2013
home sweet home

i hate tf2g

>>150027018
Overwatch has nothing to do with it you retard. You can't blame everything on that game
I think they did it because a bit of competition is fun and it also gets people talking about what would be a good fix for each class.
It also encourages people to play casual/competitive to score points for their team. Sure, it's already pretty much decided at this point that pyro is going to win but still.

what was tf2g like in 2013

>retard
stopped reading there

i joined tf2g in 2013
there were pictures of typlosions, blazikens and orangebanana had feet objectors
i think

i sent another email

someone is mad that they don't have a cute quirk

i think

who are you quoting

>quirk
interesting way of saying made-up personality for the attention you need to avoid suicidal thoughts

>>150026450
Wait, you killed /them/? The enemy /and/ your teammate?

why are you so hostile anon

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i need pictures of scouts

kornheisers are also okay

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>>150029558
>bideo james

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>>150029558

>>150025931
>>150030065

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>>150029558
kornheiser is such a dumb word
people's names shouldn't be words

saturn is an autistic shitter

t. mad he'll never be as good as saturn

but is he really autistic

>>150030517
hes just as good as any other scout main with 4000+ hours

>>150030574

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who cares
social skills won't win you an international lan

>>150030517
t. pi "big" n "dick" to

pinto is dead though
may his soul keep fragging in heaven

How does one git gud at scout?

endif as soldier first to learn strafes and then pug often and hard

>>150031695
get 144hz monitor
get good internet
get good mouse and (optional) mousepad
get atleast 200 fps consistently
get lmao box

move your mouse to aim at gamers
use left click after aiming to shoot your enemies

I do that and damage registers like half the time :-(

is sniper the best class to get good at while using a toaster?
sols tf2 looks, or used to look,straight out of 92 and he mains sniper

>>150031695
jukes
juke everywhere
never stop moving
always hold the second jump
use stock/stock/stock or Atomizer for maximum fraggage
flank behind and surprise buttsex their medic
run away like the cowardly prick you are
harass engineers from across the map with your peashooter
>>150031896
and do this too

>>150031939
you're failing at step one

>>149996726
help
help

>>150032414
also my ping never seems to go below 70,no matter how good my internet is
helo

>>150031896
and lots and lots of lime paint

>>150032721
>helo
hi!

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>>150029558

Playing on a toaster lets you shoot round corners. This applies to heavy and sniper most prominently but technically all hitscans. So yes, sniper is the best class to get good at while using a toaster.
just stop being fucking poor and get a job so you can get a better computer so you can play real classes

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>do 102 damage to enemy scout
>he gets a random crit
>insta killed

>>150032805
well i do have a job,i just cant really afford getting a good pc now,thats it

What's the best fps config for Linux?

>>150033168
windows 7

>>150033253
fuck off

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>enemy scout gets a lucky meatshot
>rnjesus smiles upon me
>insta kill him

>enemy team has excellent players
>enable LMAOBOX and win anyway

2 ez

>>150033312
perhaps windows movie maker then?

>>150033168
gentoo

funny /g/ memes xD

>>150033924
hot

yes, there's cellulitis; it's hot and swollen

im hot
*is attractive*

my feet fucking stink

HOT

>>150035008
ok

^ mad

isnt cellulitis for girls

no it's for cells

>>150032805
No it's shitty internet connection that does that.

Playing on a toaster just gives you lower frames and fucks up your aim.

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there we go

wtf i hate tf2 now
http://www landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52617

bad chart

>>150036618
virus do not CLICK

>>150036618
>they made a soldier character that is protrayed as a gay character like my son told me he gave me this photo (warning it's interracial)

>REAL AMERICAN SOLDIERS ARE NOT GAY THEY ARE STRAIGHT JESUS LOVING MEN WHO LOVE THEIR COUNTRY AND THEIR LORD

>>150037201
on top of that, remove communists too.

>>150036618
>From Left to Right: Rubber-suit S&M Fetishist, Construction Worker from the Village People, Man with a Gimp Mask, a shaved-head Bear, Cowboy from the Village People, Anorexic Emo Clubber, Soldier from the Village People, Biker from the Village People, Role-Playing Doctor that Performs Prostate Checks in the 3rd Stall in a Gay Bar Bathroom

>>150036618
lol

>>150004065
>>150004421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIZBtnFfP7k

>>150036618
>Satan's Entertainment
>Discussion for Movies/TV/Music/Video Games/Pop Culture.
>How HELLY-wood is destroying our society and parents can learn to protect their children from sinful influences like Disney, Pacman, and Tic-Tac-Toe.
i never noticed that
that's pretty funny

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28376982

/tf2g/ discount of sorts. I'll pay 1.66 for hats instead of 1.33.

>>150037943
>Paying MORE than scrap.tf rates for hats
>Hats that the bots have nonetheless
>Hell, two hats found IN THE SAME BOT
Why? Did you steal someone's account or some shit?

>>150039376
Reason: Geel is a kike

I would rather pay extra to a /tf2g/ than scrap.tf. I don't use his website for anything but selling weapons any more.

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>>150036618
>Over 100 pages

Why

>>149992739
>nigger names on beautiful weps

Reminder:
Competent teammates: Kritz > QF > Stock > Vacc
Incompetent teammates: QF > Stock > Kritz > Vacc

mad /pol/tard

>>150039751
Yeah, what >>150040080 said

Make your own Collector's weapons and name them after Hitler, why don't ya

>>150040070
the vaccinator has been the bane of my existence in competitive

nobody seems to understand you need to combine damage types and focus fire and it ends up feeling like the med and his pocket are perma-quickfixed

i have been profiting using botkillers.

help me

2560x1440 60hz
-or-
1920x1080 144hz?

>>150040534
144hz >>>>>>>>>>> 60hz

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>>150040264
I love to use it when I find teams that that stack like Demos, Scouts, or even Heavies.
Best part about it is that you'll keep on getting charges even when you're already charging, and can just use those separately on your team to push past.

>>150040534
most pirated movies and youtube videos are in 1080p anyway

>>150041132
this is a gross pic

>>150040528
get a job degenirats reeeeeee

>>150040070
Vacc > Kritz to be quite honest with you family

>>150040534
>>150040669
haha man i love memes

>>150040534
1080p

the 144 is worth it

how do you beat vaccinator when it is resisting bullet and explosion at the same time

>>150041192
no shut up you sausages in a can

i like botkillers

>>150041608
Uh, just alternate between the two to confuse the med?

>>150041608
off-class one of your sollies as a pyro
two damage types is manageable, three is hell to work

t. learned how to use vacc

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>See gif of Adeleine eating ass
>Alright
>Open it
>It's good
>Suddenly
>Out of nowhere
>See shit coming down the x-ray

THIS WAS A MISTAKE

>>150042387
Link pls

>>150042437
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1701057#search=Alacarte

WHY ARE SPICS AND BRS SO FUCKING BAD A THIS GAME? U.S KIDS AT LEAST HAVE SOME GAMESENSE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>150042920
Maybe they communicate in Spanish and you just can't understand. Iunno

>>150043015
they don't even use a mic.they don't even heal. they don't even build sentries. they don't even move.

>>150043225
report for greifing, call ggwp and try your ass off to win in a 5v6 situation

why is this place so fucking dead

dead game, dead general
most people are asleep at these hours

>>150046596
I'm browsing Reddit while listening to some jams. I forget to switch tabs

>>150046817
That, too. Bed time in 20

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Holy shit nobody told me sniper was this fun

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28376982

/tf2g/ discount of sorts. I'll pay 1.66 each for the hats instead of 1.33.

What are some good maps to help with aiming?

>>150049419
tr_arena_rc2
tr_walkway_rc2
also this one
http://www.mediafire.com/download/pq85vbxsgfx4tjl/tyler_rocket_shooting_v3_regen.bsp

>>150049419
cp_orange
seriously any fucking map just play the game stupid cunt

>enforcer's pierce effect tribute is still broken

what do the set bonuses that say they leave a "calling card" actually do?

do i need ragdolls enabled to see it?

>>150050516
Really? How so?

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Night night, kids

>>150050693
https://youtu.be/ntGJCdC0H2w

Seems like some or the pierce effects work, not most of them.
>>150050602
Leave a tomb stone.

>>150036446
I would like airblast dashes and I am on team heavy.

>>150050781
>https://youtu.be/ntGJCdC0H2w
Jesus that's bad.

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>mfw I pick a pro class

>>150050516
It's such a specific mechanic that really doesn't work well with that gun.
It's piercing effect doesn't work against DDS Snipers, which would be good counter weapon if it could fulfill it's purpose, but still the Ambassador does more damage in a reduced 10% damage headshot than what the increased damage of the Enforcer would do.
Also the slow firing rate makes the stock revolver way better than what the weapon currently offers. It just needs to be rebalanced better than what it is, as it doesn't fit a good niche for a class like Spy right now.

>kill some pubbers
>get called out in chat
???

getting to high levels in TF2 is no longer about how good you are (to an extent) but rather who you know and what circlejerk you're in

>>150024289
If it's cosmetic I don't really care about it.

>paint is now usable on weapons that don't have skins

Yes, no?

>>150055837
Some of those diagnosis are flat out false.

valve should rerelease tf2 on source2 with matchmaking, remove 99% of unlocks, and make it cost like 20 bucks

>>150056924
nope
source: im a doctor

when your demo tries to hold last with anything but stock stickies

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As I am a huge lazy asshole I still haven't finished up the spy texture for the inventor.
Mainly cause I can't decide what I want to do.
Should I make the strips go all the way up the collar, or have it transition into a more leather type collar?
I did have it with the leather type collar, but then I spent a week away from the internet and started tweaking.
Also still waiting on any response for the dark fur styles I submitted a while back. Going to send another email.

it was geel's birthday yesterday!

>valve forces viewmodels and shit for """aesthetics"""
>in a game with pink and lime paint

>>150042387
The sheer amount of poop in hentai is starting to make me entertain the uncomfortable notion that there are a lot of people who are into that.

>>150057360
i can't imagine either option looking that good for the spy

>>150058770
I'm currently fucking about with the possibility of replacing the entire jacket, so the question may become moot.
and frankly I would prefer an all one color jacket as its closer to the jacket I own irl that I originally based the item off of.

>>150056964
why cant they take csgo's source 1.5 and work a bit on the physics and importing models

>>150058994
didn't the guy who made dead of night just re-do the entire thing? wouldn't be the worst
im also not just saying that because I have one

>>150059338
The dead of night was over the entire spy I think yes.
Its what I am currently working on, but with the sweater and shit its a little hard to make it look good and fit within tris limits.
I'm only 77 tris over the limit at the moment though, so it may very well be possible.

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when a game sucks so much even its only remaining creator leaves

>enemy team loses a round in casual
>they all switch to their mains

>>150059476
Robin left a while ago.
And thats playtime on the public release.
The test version they use to playtest game modes and shit is technically a different game.
And I guess robin just prefers Mobas.
Moba tf2 game mode when?

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>>150059513
>Guy jumps me as a soldier when I'm playing engie in the pregame.
>destroy him
>he leaves

>>150059660
>Moba tf2 game mode when?

Called Overwatch

>>150059513
>team loses game while playing their mains

fuck you too rng team code

>>150059513
>your team loses a round in casual
>suddenly your team only has 4 players on it

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>>150059513
>Team barely wins, but I carry it as heavy
>Enemy team goes spy next game
>It's no longer a challenge and they get steamrolled and 80% of the game is a spawncamp

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>beating a bind-spamming memer

Holy shit, is there any greater pleasure in life?

>>150063237
When they pick the same class as you and you dominate them

dotsy isn't cute

i love playing sniper in the pub

>play tf2
>my friends buy it
>it goes F2P
>"but anon now the game is full of clueless noobs"
>they are as bad or worse than the average F2P
>still quit the game

>>150063237
When you perform an airshot you never really expected to hit

How do you get better at airshotting as demo or soldier? I try to predict where they go but I still miss. I know the rule is "just play the game, you'll get better" but I think I've hit that skill wall.

>>150065173
play mge

>>150065173
predict more
i think it all comes down to practice

>>150065173
Being able to react to a jump faster than your opponent can react to your reaction and start airstrafing helps.

>Want to be a good soldier
>Can't rocket jump
>Can't aim
>Can't survive for long

Should I just kill myself?

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>>150065173
I say you should pay special attention to the distance between your cross hair and the target. Learn how much more ahead you need to place the cross hair before your targets. Also maybe lower or increase your mouse sensitivity.

>>150067180
shoot feet

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>>150067204
heated

>>150067180
rocket jumping is one of the hardest things
>surviving
memorize the location of healthpacks
dont run into shit with 100HP or less
get decent positioning (high ground, not overcommitting, etc)

>>150060872
kek, happened kinda same thing with me except they went pyro because I was playing soldier

instead of sick rocket reflect kills they got 3 fully upgraded sentries in their face