/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General - チーム フォートレス

who /cheater/ here?

へたがにほんごです

https://oddshot.tv/shot/b4nny/UzqKSUdeKSVB27c_45pib9y9

if no one take advantage of this, you are all more fucking faggots than b4nny

>>149878282
they would

is there any good websites for selling items for money?

>>149878741
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2trade/

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>>149878268
like this?

>>149878837
Demo jumps are better then soldier jumps.
An overhealed demo can do this and land near a medic at full hp with enough time to plant and detonate 2-3 stickies from basically anywhere

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>>149878268

going live now https://www.twitch tv/twogirls1game

Where can i find the funny description for Sandvich?

It was some sort of parody about hard-boiled cop-stuff or something like that. Does anyone know what i'm talking about? I think it was used as a description somewhere?

>>149878268
he didn't actually have to swing it, the team was still hurt as you can clearly see in the top right

>>149878054
stupid fucking op
never make threads again

>>149880003
perfect
now i can post this in gay threads
thank you love

>>149880003
make this a gif

>>149880003
what kind of text can we put on it?
brainstorm here
I have some , might be cringey
>This is how you jerk it, idiot
>I deserve to cum
>oh my god *cums*
>I miss clockwork kun
>I fucking love European cock

>>149880759
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FHHpICA1dO

>>149880003
in the old ytmnd days, i think someone could add a dick cumin on this kind of gifs

> -w 1280 -h 600
fuck yes higher fps and fov at once

>>149881130
autist

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>>149881407
Just admit that you want my attention

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>>149880003

>>149881548
I am playing on my desktop with 24', on 100 mbit, still hell.

am i the only one here pwning newbs with lmaobox?

bait do not reply

>>149882107
You're prolly the only one playing TF2 here

>>149882107
no

recieved some quality tears today

^ samefag
also do nit reply

>>149882209
noobs cant even differentiate good players such as myself from hackers such as yourself

but other than you owning these lame idiots only makes me yawn

you are trying too hard
please stop

>>149882429
nah i was obviously hacking

Lmao, fucking tryhards

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What is the most annoying spy setup? currently using L-entranger,deadringer and stock knife/sapper. will try getting spycicle

>>149883198
use stock revolver or amby
spycicle and dr is kinda dumb, just stick to stock knife
if you can pull it off, the kunai can be annoying as fuck because of how much health you can have

>>149883198
I go for Le french gun, spycicle and invis watch. You can stab someone and go invisible for almost forever as long as you stay near the great ammo box.
Or just go and annoy snipers, shot them once and run away.

>>149883509
FUCK YOU

>>149878054
>team fortress two 2 thread

>>149878242
>bad is japanese language

can you fucking autistic weeaboos fuck off and stop trying to impress everyone with your mangled garbage

So why did they add this "matchmaking" to TeamFortress2.
Levels and all that shit has no place in a game like this.
Feels awful that the amount of dedicated quality servers are so low also.

At this point they should just have called it TeamFortress Go instead, and re-released it.

>>149884617
Chill there, Viva

>>149884719
t. muselk

>>149884719
>retards who think mm is copying csgo and not overwatch
we fucking WISH it was like csgo, because it would be decent then

>>149885053
That was my point. They should have used this opportunity to make new TeamFortress game, instead of wrecking the old one.

They killed most community servers with the VALVe servers.

Overwatch was a fun game the 1st couple of weeks. But speaks more too people who want to play cute-girl characters, than actual stable and fun gameplay.

>>149884617
じゃぁ、お前の日本語はどうですか、どうして英語で返事するの

why cant i see rank colors in casual? they're all grey

im gray

>>149885410
うわあ貴方の日本語が上手ですよ!

>>149886232
holy shit destroyed

if spic posting gets deleted, so should chink posting

>>149887028
Buy my thing off the market instead.

>>149887432
Chill there, Viva. Pretty sure it's weebspeak, not Chinese, though

>>149887934
The fuck is a bobito?

shut up viva

>>149888034
you're pretty bobito for not googling it, antinerd

que boludo!

>>149888034
diminutivo de bobo
>>149888143
en su defensa recién lo busqué y no apareció nada

Speak English, you fucking spics.

>mexicans
abandon thread

>>149888102
Whaaat

>>149888143
I gotta find out from the people since they're speaking different Spanish than I do

>>149888249
Gotchu

>>149888276
I am speaking English, though

Haven't been here or played tf2 in months. What's new?

>>149889043
Absolutely nothing. TF2 is still dead

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threadly reminder to stay away from shitholes known as community servers

dotsy הוא לא חמוד

>>149889146
Glad to see I didn't miss much, thanks

someone give me an exquisite rack ill love u 4ever

Back to the issue of casual MM being a non- stop roll festival; anyone else been seeing this? I've been on both sides and is frankly no fun, win or lose, when a match lasts 6 minutes and there's no real game play. It's like tf2 is the world's worst visual novel/ walking simulator with a war theme and hat overtones.

>>149888861
LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE, GORDO TRAFICANTE DE MANTECA.

>>149889997
id? if i recognize your name you can have mine

>>149890159
no no let him whore himself out like that gay spic

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yes, yes... well done medic, you finally got an uber
HOWEVER

>>149890159
id/stary

>>149890327
I absolutely understand this feeling :(

>>149890393
>Your pocket got sniped because he taunted like an idiot
>You manage to run from their Scout
>Dumbass Demo fires a random crit pipe that was apparently going nowhere, but you walked into it, died, and now it's 15 secs on the sidelines, without über
>They roll over all of your defenses

>>149889997
im sure you already have an exquisite rack

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>>149890854
must have been one hell of an erp

>>149890576
No, I don't know that feeling too much

>>149891069
There were no jokes. Just some dude talking shit about mods and being mad in Spanish

>>149891257
Then maybe you get patients with one working half of a brain. I envy you

>>149891069
yes what viva said
i got upset because my spic posts got deleted the other thread but now mods were letting japanese posts be there
i thought it was because they are a bunch of weebs but i think they just don't care about tf2g lmao

>>149891427
Patients? Please don't call it that. Saying that sounds cringey as fuck

But I pocket my best friends, not randoms. Just get friends

>>149891449
why are spanish people often so loud, obnoxious and ..all over the place
like directly in your face

like you trying to have dinner in peace and suddenly there is a spanish person going JAJAJAJAXD directly in your face

like
shut up

>>149891585
I suck at making friends, though. And it's not like I wanted more. I'm currently sitting at 33, and I only talk to like 12 of them.

>>149891861
JSKAJSKAKJSA NO SE
i guess we're just used to that
i was gonna say i'm not like that irl but then i realized i am, at least when i'm with my friends
i mean if i have to be polite and not obnoxious i can do it just fine but if we're fucking around i can't help myself
none of us can
idk lmao

not my dick

>dick
:x

>>149891861
thats not even remotely true
stop making shit up

grrr i'll show you how mad i can get

i want to be that white guy

well then get on your computer

are human and 26 still together

>>149893438
>>149893795
me bottom right

me middle top

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>>149893762

>>149894143
you can add me

nobody will ever jerk it to my butt on skype

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>this thread

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>>149894832
dont slut shame

>tf2g
>all of this bullshit
>some is in Spanish
I didn't realize we were role playing an actual round of tf2 here.

are dotsy and sops still together

I hope so, they're my OTP

>>149895063
>>149889231

>>149894832
more liek because you are butte is shite
and you are shit at tf2

pwned

/tf2g/ belongs to spics

are gasol and fish still together

they were my otp

are moody and yakui still together

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>>149895260
fuck forgot pic

are me and you still together ?

i am me
*is*

>Uber a soldier
>2 seconds into the uber he stops shooting and blows his banner
>Soldier wasted the entire uber so he could blow his fucking banner
I'm mad

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im looking for eus to queue with again
id/quantum-

you are no her

>>149896421
id?

>>149896676
hi

The new update is gonna be neato

>>149896260
>>149896349
these two lonely tf2-related posts in amongst all this shit
stay strong

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One of the interesting side effects of shipping free updates for Team Fortress 2 over the years has been a large and devoted group of people who write us asking if they can simply buy game items directly. We also get regular feedback from the bean counters on our fourth floor, who -- after watching with tooth-grinding irritation as we shipped over 120 free updates to a three-year-old game -- gently suggested that we "make some f$*&ing money already."

Then it hit us: it'd make everybody happy if we really DID let players buy items directly. Players'd be happy because we actually listened to them for once, and the bean counters would be happy because in-game stores are the future of everything, including making some f$*&ing money already.

>>149897576
Flash forward a few years, and we're proud to introduce the in-game matchmaking system. And, because we'd hate to satisfy the bean counters completely, we've decided community input will be completely ignored and our balance changes will be mostly based on the statistics of weapon usage we collected.

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>>149897724

>>149897772
As part of the reaction to the Meet your Match update, this morning the writing team refused to do their work for the month, which was to write today's blog post and name some hats. At first we weren't terribly concerned—partly because most of the team wasn't even aware the game had writing in it, but mostly because everybody here, unlike the writers, knows how to perform a skill AND write words. (Here's a pro-tip for you youngsters: Build your career on a skill that isn't something five-year-olds can do.)

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your favorite weapon? mine is pic related

>pic related
it has a name too

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>>149897986

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>>149897986
based unexpected buff
thanks valve

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>>149897986
>200 ammo reserve on engi's pistol
Gotta wonder why tho

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whats the ugliest stickylauncher?
scottish resistance or stickyjumper ?

>>149898332
I have the same opinion as this poster

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>>149897986

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>>149898317

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>>149898617
sure it is faggot degenerate

what the fuck is >g<fur

>playing comp MM
>5k in mid as demo
>3 enemies ragequit at the same time
ok
anyone else playing slow to try not to make the enemy ragequit?

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>>149898831
yep, of course you're right you faggot degenerate

>>149898878
t. white kiddo

thing i like > thing you like

>>149898869
You can't even do 5k at mid

>>149898602
>>149898617
>>149898878
Team Fortress 2 General

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>tfw getting the showboat achievement nearly crashed my game

I'm not even mad

>>149898993
what do you mean

im s

>>149899052
Taunting nearly crashes your game?

>>149899254
For some reason, it almost did.
Don't know if it's something related to the achievement itself, or just my PC nearly shitting the bed because of how old it is. (Like 3 or 4 years old)

>>149899391
>just my PC nearly shitting the bed because of how old it is. (Like 3 or 4 years old)
but thats like nothing

they stopped making computers better for some reason

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>>149899328
i say you're right and you still have to act like an autism. this is just embarrassing

>>149899391
Lame. Still, congrats on the cheevo and good on ya for taking it with humor. I spent the last two days using the goddamn Back-Scatter trying to get the one for killing 20 Spies from behind. That weapon is terrible.

>>149899506
Use the Mad Milk and go mainly for squishy classes. Casual servers are usually filled with Snipers who just installed and are going to have their backs turned at all times, so it should be easy enough.
Good luck on ya', man. Hope you can do it.

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>>149899704
oh dear, you sure do love eating up bait, thanks for the laughs autist

>>149899881
It has to be Spies, and I got it earlier today. I did use Mad Milk though, which helped. Mostly the problem was Spies always trying to go for superkewl trickstabs and thus not giving me their back to shoot.

>>149900004
>Spies trying to go for superkewl stabs

I feel sorry for these individuals. I just pull out my shotty or übersaw, depending on which class I am, and slap their shit.

>>149900114
i dont even care, i just posted anime to make him butt hurt and it worked, i dont even watch anime, i just get reaction images from this site

>>149900126
I know right. I get that it works on inexperienced players, but when the person knows what's going on it's just a Spy who jumps into nothing then gets annihilated. Makes me laughs.

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>>149900267
>getting this mad at eating bait like a retard
only furries i guess

>>149900372
>post yfw he tries to cornerstab you and you juggle him with rockets into a cliff

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>>149898617
>>149898727
>>149898831
>>149898960
>>149899328
>>149899495
>>149899704
>>149899965
>>149900267
>>149900446
epic debate

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>>149900487
>mfw

>>149899187
Why is heavy so perfect, /b/ros?

>>149901328
this blatant misogyny of men not liking women when they cannot live up to the unreal expectation of woman in the media

>>149899187
see, based heavy is great with children
a pyro probably would try to fuck them

VOTE HEAVY TODAY

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>>149900570
thanks

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>want to play jump_
>4starters, academy and jurf everywhere
>join empty jump_eons server
>20 minutes left on the clock
>5 minutes later i'm almost at the end
>some joker joins and rtv's to jump_jurf (only one rtv is needed with two players)
>server instantly switches maps

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DO THIS

JUST JOIN ONE OF THE ONE BILLION JUMP_JURF SERVERS YOU FUCKHEAD

i'm playing offline from now on

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I'm looking to upgrade from my 750 TI, this is like the only 1060 in stock right now, is it okay?

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814500403

>>149903453
no, you need 1080 sli

>>149903453
no, you need non-reference RX 480

just let it die

>>149905774
why?

fuck you

>>149899187
Every thing is so cute.

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do any /tf2g/s wanna to queue up for a casual party ?

>>149908793
Sure, ID?

>>149908793
>playing tf2
l.o.l.

>>149909097
id/lillyX3

pyros did 9/11

>>149903453
Personally I'd just wait till the EVGA one is in stock.

pyros did me

human isnt cute

humans aren't cute

im human
*beep boop*

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>>149909586
I'm too nervous to addd you

is dotsy cute

http://www.strawpoll.me/10857898

dotsy ei ole söpö

>>149910716
i don't bite anon, just add me so we can play together ^^

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>>149910716
What's the worst that can happen? You have to block one more person?

>>149910716
>>149910889
get a room fags

>>149911056
we would have a party if i could get that friend request

>>149910934
No one uses the scottish resistance, though.

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Post your explosive dindu loadouts, /tf2g/

>strange spec ks grenade launcher
Named "Popping Pills"
Sheen is Villanous Violet
Posthumorus Kills Reader
Gib kill reader
Building Destroyed Reader
Description "Spam Pills = Get Kills"

>Strange Spec Ks Botkiller Sticky Launcher
Named "Demospam"
Sheen is Team Shine
Description is "To help you get out of sticky situations.

>Strange Spec Ks Bottle
Named "Me Bottle o' Skrumpy"
Sheen is deadly daffodil.
Description is "To help you forget the copious amounts of men you murdered in cold blood.

Rate.

>>149911480
your loadout and names/descriptions are shit and nobody cares you didn't have to give a detailed description on all your items

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>>149911328
That's true, but the only seller of a team shine kit on the SCM is currently $25. Past sales data supports about a $10 price for the finished kit, free and clear of legit competition.

>>149911480

>>149911846
8/10
>not using beautiful tide turner master race

>>149911846
your loadout is shit but good shit
have you considered getting a smoking unusual

smoke me

*kills you instead*

Post ending in 5,6,7 gets to name my medigun. 1,2,3 names my kritzkreg.

>>149912517
nigger and noob killer

>>149912517
Not fast enough for BOOLET

>>149912517
*boom* headshot :p

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>>149912592
This work?

>>149912629
reroll

>>149912828
caps are ugly
>>149912517
the vaccinator

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>>149912904
No rerolls faggot. If you name was too shit then it was too shit.

>>149912926
Hate the idea of replacing a weapon name with another but I'll give it a go after this. How about now?

>>149912174
I was going to buy a smoking one just to complete the "dark darkety dark what team am I on" set but then i saw this beauty of a hat and had to get it.

>>149913262
yeah good enough

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Holy shit, after 4k hours played I can safely say that this is the absolute worst state TF2 has ever been in. Fuck you Valve for ruining this game!

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>>149913676
I'd be happy to edit it if you wanna be more specific on a name. Now then for whomever put Vaccinator as a name.

>>149913865
yes perfect
anyone who's not retarded should realize you're not actually using the vacc so don't worry about that

>>149914130
Neat. Decided to see if I'm decent at maining medic recently so at the very least this will piss people off, while the kritz will get me some special friends.

>>149914252
well, have fun slut

>>149914981
I will A-Anon-kun.~

Is Swiftwater overhyped? I heard a lot of good things about it prior to the updates, but now that I've played it a few times it's eh.

>>149915689
it's shit for 6v6

>>149915771
Yeah I don't know why it's in the rotation. I feel like most payload maps are designed for 18-24 players

>>149915689
It was designed for HL (a significantly slower format), and was by extent good for HL.

6v6 Payload is garbage no matter how good the map is, because everyone is more mobile and you're forced to have 1/3rd of your team to sit out for half the match.

>at least 4 blues(at least level 26 iirc) on enemy team
>meanwhile my team is sub level 10 newbies

and its my first game too, time to cancer

>>149916141
You'll learn that those mean very little. It is your first game of casual, afterall.

>>149916331
sorry i meant first game of the day

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>join pubs
>some lamobox user is using hacks and copies my name
>people vote kick me the medic instead of the hacker
gosh i love this game, why can't we vote kick from the leaderboard like every other game

I can tell my team is fucking garbage if I have on medic the most points

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>>149916746
medic's can be good player too dummy

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>>149916923
>when you manage to hit a demo on the other side of the map with a crossbow and get him full up
Good stuff

>>149899187
wtb r34 sfm of loli

>>149883198
most annoying is the Diamondback, Spycicle, Red Tape, and C&D/DR

please never use this loadout. It makes me salty even thinking about it

>join random payload game
>theres a reasonably good medic on team so i go demo
>dominate the fuck out of everyone on both sides
>he quits
>can barely maintain 1+ kdr

fucking demo should be made easier to play with no medic on team
i just blow myself up every second death

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it's thursday, you faggots.

update when?

>>149918149
you might be bad

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>>149897986
this crazy fucker right here

>>149918149
> can't play demo w/out pocket med
KYS or go w + m1 pyro/heavy you retarded excuse for a person.

>>149918187
SOON

http://tf.heybey.org/hlds_announce

>>149918149
Stop overextending.
Charge your stickies.
Hit your pipes.
Never push alone.
Bait the fuck out of your team.

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>>149897986
Pic related.

Speaking of spy shit, anybody else notice that a certain spy youtuber stopped doing TF2 vids since he could no longer go on shitty pubs to stomp?

>>149917302
based

>>149918149
Thats why you play Soldier, literally easier version of demo

>>149899187
nude sfm loli WHEN?

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>>149911480
Demo related

/tf2g/ should I replace the Toothkicker with a Toowoomba tunic?

UPDATE

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=23197

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what is happening

>>149918970
>wowit'snothing.jpg

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>>149918970
>Removed custom animations from the sv_pure whitelist because it was being exploited

>>149918970
THANKS ERIC WE REALLY NEEDED THAT UPATE GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR LANDS

>>149919212
what the fuck do you mean it's nothing, they finally fixed the broken view models

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>>149918970
>starting games with not enough players

I can go play pubs if I wanted that

>>149918970
>Removed custom animations from the sv_pure whitelist because it was being exploited

Will all my custom animations break?

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>Improved and fixed many animations when using a higher viewmodel field-of-view
holy shit

>>149918970
>Removed custom animations from the sv_pure whitelist because it was being exploited

how does this even work?

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>Play with American friend on tf2, he lives in Washington, I live in the UK
>Before the update, we'd find an official valve Virginia server on the server browser, we'd both get 100 ping and it would be a fun game
>Now whenever we group up, we either get an EU server or a LA server so one of us gets 250 ping
>Think it's just the update still in beta since Valve is fucking lazy and this shit will be fixed a month from now so just go with it
>Play by myself
>Get a fucking Virginia server instead of an EU one

How did they fuck this up so badly?

Hey, kids. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Thursday :)

>>149919960
I think they did it because people used an anim pack to disable viewmodels in ranked.

Thanks compfags, you ruined one more thing.

>>149920239
really ? is disabling viewmodels that big of a problem

>>149917474
your sick dude

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>prinny knife 1.99
>1.55 in account
shit
time to sell shit on the market

>>149918187
dont call me a f*ggot

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rip probed.

you were a good koth map.

>>149920414
view models, espcially melee can blind anywhere from 1/6 to almost 1/2 the screen. minimal viewmodels help with this, but it's not much, especially with the Persian persuader and other large models

It gives you a huge advantage, because you can see the right half of yourscreen

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is the inbisible smoke config still a thing or is it already patched
please respong

im inbisible to my tf2gfu

>>149920239

Don't blame comp players, blame Valve for wanting to yet again dumb down the game for new players.

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>>149918970
>punish abandons
>don't fix their shitty matchmaking system first
they're seriously fucking catering to team stackers

>>149921171
>please respong
ok

>Decide to scrap bank some shit I have never nor will ever use
>LOL NEED AUTHINTICATOR FOR 7 DAYS
>mfw

Why the fuck did Valve put this in? What about poorfags like me that don't own a smart phone?

>>149921823
Where's your face, though?

Just go and get a job

Is there a /tf2g/ server?

>>149921823
why are people still surprised about this
it's been so many months since trade holds

>>149918970
>Engio's exploit still works
These chucklefucks confirmed for not paying attention to their game.

>>149921823
dumbasses wouldn't stop falling for phishing and sharks, so Valve stepped in and made it harder to scam the 13 yo shits.

Then something magical happened, They still fucking fall for it! Valve doesn't realize quite just yet that you can't fix stupid.

>>149918970
>Fixed a regression in the Pyro's flamethrower where flames could sometimes damage players behind obstacles and walls

HAPPENING

>>149922146
they didn't do it because they thought it would stop retards from being retarded, they did it so they could free themselves from any blame

>>149921898
>Just like, get a job man.

I would go into a huge rant about this but I'm not a faggot and I refuse to give you the satisfaction.

>>149921959
First time it happened to me though, so does that mean I'm pretty much fucked from getting anything via trade until I somehow get a smartphone?

>>149922146
I love when someone thinks they can help people but in the process do more harm than good. It's like gun control.

I am a soldier main
today I tried playing demo seriously
it was very fun
demo is way easier to airshot with

>>149922348
Why would you go into a huge rant about it in the first place? Are you as fucked as Barkley where you're socially awkward as fuck that you can't talk to someone when applying for a job? Just go outside and get a job. It ain't that hard, and the worst thing that could happen is them saying "No"

>>149922348
there's a mobile emulator that (mostly works. I can't remember who hosts it, or what it's called, but it exists

>>149922386
>arcing pills are easier to aim than rockets that go straight

okay.

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>tfw you get unbanned from TF2R

Today is good day

Should I rafel my old CBC now that I have a strange one?

>Should I rafel
yes

*raffles myself*

*my tf2gfu wins*

The winners' pedestal at the end of a competitive match is actually a hidden room in every map in rotation. I've checked swiftwater and badlands, and both contained it. This update is nothing but quality.

>>149922552
Hm, mind seeing if you can remember it? I'd owe you one.

>Removed custom animations from the sv_pure whitelist because it was being exploited

I fucking hate all of you

half the thread got deleted

>>149923431
*the sadistic faggot that isnt your tf2gfu wins*

hjehehe .... come with me...you BOY

>>149923738
>boy


:x

>Added maps cp_gullywash, cp_snakewater, and koth_probed

GULLYWASH
MY LOVE

YOU'VE COME BACK

>>149923585
we triggered the mods

wait guys is the cow mangler fixed

can i use it now

>>149923929
what was broken about the cow mangler?

>>149923819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTvW2IyhwZw
starring Ben Bernanke as me
and Spencer as you

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Lovin' these viewmodel fixes, Valve.

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>>149923585
wew i just checked the archive
yet again mods just deleted a bunch of posts to pretend they're doing their job
pic related got deleted
and this is still here
>>149878242
>>149884617
>>149885410
>>149886208
>>149888158
>>149889231
>>149890118

>>149924007
Hidden 20% slower reload.
With that, the fact that alt fire is slow as hell and uses up all four shots, and you can't be crit boosted, there was no point in using it outside of the infinite ammo aspect.

>>149924007
It used to have a slower reload speed.
Valve removed the reload penalty but didn't change the animations, so it was still slower than stock.

Anyone wanna do some Mann Versus Machine: Two Cities?

even if i would wanna play mvm i would never play with you

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Come ooooooooon, it'll be fun

Doing Manhattan first, though

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>>149925674
I'd join you but I want to finish this.

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can someone check if this works
if it works holy shit valve why

>>149926037
Paysus used to tell people to do this when they first blacklisted custom animations.
Might still work now.

i think im not going to start tf2 until they fix the fov

im not a cukc

we're all cucks so valve still won't care
stop being dumb

what to buy with 1.66 ref

im going to raffle it off but metal alone is boring

>>149926608
>The field-of-view slider has been re-added to Adv. Options menu (range: 54 to 70 degrees)
>This feature is now allowed in Competitive Mode
huh seems like they fixed it kinda

buy me

>>149923561
https://steamcommunity.com/app/730/discussions/0/492378806376683397/

Okay, turns out the emulator was a virus planter. Here's the next best thing

>>149926357
use minimized viewmodels you pleb

>>149924641
yer a wizard hardhat

>>149927006
buy a cute hat

>>149921171
assuming you mean invisible explosion particles
and yes it's still a thing

>>149927564
how cute

>>149882107
if you need lmaobox to get gud at killing noobs then you must be really shit at the game

>>149882209
>>>/csgog/

>>149927680
i was gonna say as cute as you but you'll probably never get something THAT cute for 1.66

>>149920551
>take on test run
>$1.49

>>149924467
>>149924641
Are you using dx8

>>149927868
:3

i want to _____ my tf2gfu

KILLL

-____-

>>149927072
you are priceless, don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise

-.-

>>149928493
i think you meant worthless

im owrthless

>>149928175
gender swap with

wew lades update.

At least now we know when the war will end so we can estimate how many months it will be until the pyro v heavy war

>>149928648
>>149928658
>6 seconds
ok human is a bot

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Anyone just want to mess about on casual?

>>149929150
as long as we get to play gullywash

/id/690061/

>>149927874
I'm pretty sure I'm not, but I don't know for certain how to verify that one way or the other.

hare hare yukai taunt when

never
fortunately

>>149878162
link profile : ^ )

cheat on me

*fucks 26dollar*

oh

>>149928864
when does the war end

>comp overwatch has 5k viewers
>tf2 has 500
how is this game ALIVE

does lmaobox crit key still exist? it was terrifying

>>149930428
>5k viewers
That is extremely fucking poor, holy shit.
Blizz tried their best to push it to competitive, and it can't even surpass Dota when it has no good streamers.

because it's fun

>>149930552
>>5k viewers
>extremely fucking poor
>tf2 has 10 times less viewers
valvedrones everybody.......

>>149930552
ow has 35k viewers right now, the top streamer (ster) has 10k viewers

>>149880003
can someone please make this into a spray?

>>149880003
what is he saying?
"WHY AM I JERKING YOU OFF"
"YOU SHOULD BE JERKING ME OFF"

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Come on, boys. Could use a few more for EE

id/BasedViva

>>149931094
because tf2 is played, not watched.......

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>Complain about the current patch in the steam forums
>Thread gets locked
Valvo just GETS this community of theirs...

http://steamcommunity.com/app/440/discussions/0/360670708781344420/

>>149931463
What did he mean by this?

>>149931138
>>149931094
>Their game is so boring to watch that it's forced competitive only gets 5k views compared to the casual viewing from a former TF2 player that has tanked in viewership

I get that getting your audience taken by a fucking mobile game might be frustrating, but it's okay.

>>149930235
August the 14th

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>>149931094
>Look up star's stream to see how he's even doing
>See this

Holy fucking shit that salt.

>>149931880
Nice buzzword :^)

Shame you don't know what it means :^(

>>149931880
The more "I GET INTO A VALVE SERVER WITH MY MED FRIEND TO ROLFSTOMP AND CALL IT CONTENT" YouTubers are gone, the better it'll be.

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>>149932089
>WHY DON'T THESE NON-TF2 VIDEOS DO AS GOOD AS MY TF2 VIDEOS?
>WHY CAN JERMA DO IT BUT NOT ME
>THIS IS STUPID

>not salty