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>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Competitive Info
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://www.over.gg/

>The Oversheet (Damage values and other numbers)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Stats and Leaderboards (Unofficial)
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://www.overbuff.com/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us
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Uther the Lightbringer skin for Reinhardt when?
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Hana Song
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When they play to meme
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>>149949289
>Nightelf Widow

Fund it
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>>149949146
I'm rank 57. Am I still shit?
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Fuck this game this retarded game is not even giving me a chance at 50%-50%. Currently it's at 10%-90%.

I just can't fucking win and my teammates don't comprehend on defending or attacking points.
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>30% of my matches will be impossible to carry thanks to spawn divers
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>>149949417
>Night Elf
>Not Sylvanas
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>>149949430
You're above average, but still shit in my book.
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>>149949289
Hopefully never, it's already hard enough to make myself forget that I'm playing a Blizzard game.
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>Defense Heroes
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All my ships are straight.

#SorryNotSorry
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>>149949516
I just can't. This fucking game
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Are losing streaks a real implemented feature?
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>>149949289
>Illidan Genji
>Shouts "YOU ARE NOT PREPARED" instead of his moonspeak when you're on the enemy team
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>>149949576
How do we buff them?

Hard mode: A good buff that doesn't trigger bads.
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>>149949637
I just play Competitive once a day. and spend the rest practicing in QP.
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What's the worst hero category and why is it Defense?
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>>149949516
>hanzo joins our team
I wish I could give him a final deletion
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>>149949527
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>it's a "team made the 'foolish' decision of picking defense heroes on defense and then didn't do any damage or anything but die repeatedly" episode

I want Season 2 to come out
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>>149949970
Murloc Lucio
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>waiting for "summer" skins
>it's almost August
Come on Blizz.
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>>149950116
Summer ends in the middle of September...
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>>149950262
Ok? It's not really summer skins if we get them at the start of fall.
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>>149950116

"Summer" is defined as the period between the solstice and the equinox. thats 3 months, and so far its only been about a month and 1 week.
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>>149950407
It's not like they're going to be summer themed. Everyone calls it summer skins but they're just new skins coming before the end of the summer.
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>>149950116
What kind of summer skins would OW have? Revealing bikini's and beach stuff? Or are blizzard going the SJW route like riot where they can't depict female characters sexually anymore?
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Fuck the punk and racer skin, I want this edgelord skin.
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>>149951103
just skins released in summer
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>>149951132
I want her to spank me.
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>>149950407
Find me a source that said the skins would be summer themed.
The statement was that they were going to drop in summer.
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anyone else experience slight rubberbanding since the last patch?

yuro btw
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Which is the best Zenyatta skin?

https://www.strawpoll.me/10860943
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>play ass off to solo heal team
>16k+ Healing & placed in elims
>1/4 rank rise
>1/2-full rank rise with party last week
I'm having a hard time believing solo players aren't actively shit on by the system...
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>>149952757
>Lose a single match
>Lose an entire level
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Did I do good anon-kun?
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>>149952938
I wish I got that high. It's suffering being rank 40
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>be only healer
>die
>"I need healing!"
>"I need healing!"
>"I need healing!"
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How do we protect this smile?
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>Usa Ana ult on Reinhardt
>He just stands there and shields
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>>149953223
I just use the "acknowledged" VGS. Usually calms them down.
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>>149953236
You melt it with a zarya laser
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>>149953345
I use the "I'm not a miracle worker" line
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>>149953236
vigorous mouthpussy fucking
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>>149953421
Protect!
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>>149950116

>still waiting on those blueberry buffs.
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Why the fuck do we have 2 threads open with under 100 posts each?
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>>149953236
buy warbonds
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>>149952938
Hey that's the rank I started at.
Rank 61 atm.
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>>149952986
>placed at rank 40
>dropped to 36
>currently 45

Just play to get the most kills with the least amount of deaths and you can probably carry your scrub team mates by being slightly less shitty than everyone else in this trash ranking.
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Does anyone know if you get the top 500 rewards as long as you have been top 500. Or will I need to finish the season top 500?
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>>149953567
DESTROY
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Can somebody explain why there are 2 /owg/s?
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>>149952986
>get place at rank 44
>soloque
>i played solo healer 95% of the matches
>get to rank 50 within a day
shit's ez
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>>149954207
>Get placed 75
>Don't even need to play anymore

Much more ez.
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tfw the active hours for my region haven't started yet but I want to play
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is ana as the solo healer viable or should I call people out of it?
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>>149951103
Riot literally just released pool party shit. Bikinis and other summer themed shit are boring anyway.

>>149954609
If the Ana knows what she's doing (most don't) then sure. Solo healing is a bad idea period but tell that to pubs.
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>>149954609
She can out heal mercy if she's competent. They rarely are though.
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>>149954306
this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNF7Wrqi7MY

A big peggle of mine in a recent tourny.
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I just got out of a game where some guy was constantly salty for no reason, and decided to target me specifically.

Eventually, three matches later, I leave the game because i have to piss, but he managed to annoy me enough that I reported him via recently played with and whatnot...

Then I got curious, viewed his profile.

Second to the guy in this thread, this is the lowest rank I have seen. Probably explains all the salt, calling other people shit at the game is usually just projecting.
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If Winston is supposed to be a pick class that jumps on sniper and supports why does his lightning hit multiple people?

If you ever engage multiple targets you are guaranteed to die because you can't out DPS anything in the game.

Why is his shield so fragile for it being so big? It completely defeats the purpose of having a big fucking shield.

Wouldn't it make more sense for a anti-support class to have the ramp up damage like poo in loo so he can actually kill supports?

It feels like they wanted a tanky point contester/beserker character and also a fat pick class at the same time but that would be too good so they made Winston a compromise.
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>>149949739
Toblerone x Aryanwaifu OTP
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Come on, I just want my rank 60. If I go on a losing streak now...
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>>149926493
>>149926493
>>149926493
Use this thread for now familys
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>>149956162
At that level it won't take a "losing streak"
You just need to lose one time and bye bye rank.
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>>149954125
:(
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>>149955949
ive never seen a situation where his shield actually broke from damage
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>>149954717
Riot only recently started ignoring SJWs and releasing lewd skins because their playerbase is hemorrhaging players
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>>149949576
>>149949739
>Widowmaker: Restore her to pre-nerf state, except for her ultimate, which the charge rate should be increased a further 10%
>Hanzo: Replace his scatter arrows with something that is more effective, but requires more skill
>Junkrat: Give him better midair mobility and bigger grenade splash damage
>Torbjorn: Torb's pretty good as is
>Mei: Make it so her ice gives mobility to teammates and give her a hitscan attack like mccree's peacekeeper
>Bastion: Increase ultimate charge rate by 10%
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>>149949739

>Mercy
Gains an E skill that temporarily increases the damage resistance of her tether target.

>Torb
Sentries builds faster and doesn't feed ult. Sentries only have a 50 HP, 50 armor. Level two sentries have 100 HP and 200 armor and only requires three swings to build. Armor only gives +50 armor, but enemies now drop 50 scrap and allies drop 25 scrap.

Bonus:
>Mei
m1 can no longer stun. m1 now lingers for a longer time after Mei stops shooting at you. m1 now stops you from jumping as high, climbing as fast and dashing as far as usually can. Mei's altfire now "charges up" twice as fast as before.
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>>149957364
Why?
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>>149956756
They've been releasing plenty of attractive skins, and much better ones than Pool Party, people just have selective memory.
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>>149951132
Any of her other skins changes the color of that thing of her chest right? This might be partially a good idea
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>4 tolberones on defense
>go dva assuming we were going to lose
>get carried hard instead
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>>149953236
Mass produced custom decal mekas with easy to overload power cores.
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>>149958210
>6 turpentine on defense because we shit on the enemy team on attack
>we end up shitting on them so hard, they don't get past the point
I miss being in shitter MMR
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>>149953594
she's good as she is if you're not a complete shitter
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>>149957784
I'm talking about sexy tits and ass skins, not quality skins. SJWs have kept league players from getting Hextech Jannas and lots of cleavage MF skins for a long time now
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>>149959963
Not good enough for tournament play.
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>>149960093
So Elderwood LeBlanc, Sweethear Sona, Challenger Nidalee didn't happen? Besides Hextech Janna is hardly a T&A skin. Actually it's a pretty damn bad skin.
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>>149952920
play more matches
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>>149956693
you're kidding
or new
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>>149950115
>All his soundclips are replaced with Murloc gibberish.
And nothing of value was lost.

Leroy Jenkins Rienhardt
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Post and Rate
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>>149952938
landed at 54, at 44 rn
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>suck with D.Va most of the time
>then suddenly turn into rape machine, gold everything, ulti kills, normal kills, carry us to victory
>next game back to holding my team back

I think D.Va is tsundere towards me, melting like once in every ten games or something.
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>>149969109
I wonder how stinky her pussy is.
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Does anyone have that taimou widow aimbot webm?

POST IT.
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Friendly reminder to ignore Discordfags and hide Discordfag threads
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>>149969320
Probably very.
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>>149949604
my /pol/ instincts are tingling DELETE THIS
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They should've made more origin exclusive skins down the road. Ana's Captain Amari should've been one of them for example, with another two skins to replace her young legendaries. $20 deserves more.
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remember to report anyone who is shit at the game and also flames in chat, not because you give a shit about people harassing but because it gives everyone else a chance to not have to play with those idiot fucktards who would rather write paragraphs about how they hate their team instead of playing the game
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>>149952938
Started at 54, 64 right now, lowest 52
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Matches should be 50% shorter to compensate for half the roster (defense) being useless.
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>blizzard removed avoid this player function
>have to play with the same dumbshits 3 games in a row because not many people are on at 65 skill rating apparently
fucking thanks blizzard
as long as somebody doesn't get offended, right?
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>>149952920
This poster drinks piss
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>>149969576
6 is not half of 22
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>>149952437
Default>Air>Djinn>everything
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>>149969506
There's the stuff for all the other Blizzard games. If you don't happen to play one of them you really are just paying for a few skins though.
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>have 5000 coins saved up
>still no new skins

I want to spend them so badly someone help
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>>149949289
Stonehardt is Paladin enough if you ask me.

>Orc Shaman Winston
>Blood Elf Mercy
>Ironforge Torbjorn
>Bad Goblin Cosplay Junkrat
>Bad Abomination Cosplay Roadhog
>Night Elf Symmetra

Can't come soon enough though.
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What would it take for Winston to not be worse Dva?

Better shield? Better damage? Longer range? More leap damage?
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>kill a Reaper three times as Ana without dying
>he ragequits
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>>149969593
Blame the bads who used it to avoid players and pros that stomped them and gave them very long queue times.
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I still have not touched this game in 3 days. After passing rank 70 the games get much harder and give me headaches I only solo queue. I'm still 90 wins away from a golden gun but I'm starting to think I should just wait for the end season reward points. I don't want to force myself into playing until I get completely bored of this game and ruin it for myself.

How much do you think they'll give out? 50? 100? Since there are 21 heroes, maybe 300?
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FUCK

Is this real? I've been resting my hand on mousepad my entire fucking life playing all these sims and strategy games but Overwatch is my first PC FPS

my aim is fucking horrible but idk if I can change my habit
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>>149949547
Zenyatta will sometimes state the setback meme from WoW if he kills someone. :^)

>your setback is only temporary
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How do I counter Tracer? I never seem to actually manage it unless you count the times where I've done it by accident.

I usually main Zarya and Reinhardt while keeping Hanzo as a third pick when it's not taken.

>Inb4 You're bad you fucking faggot.
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>>149969819
Yes. Doesn't stop me from resting my hand like that, though. I rest my elbow on my armrest, so my hand is still straight. My aim is okay and I'm in the high 60's, but I could be better if I didn't aim with my wrist.
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>>149969658
9k here, my resolve is fading as well.
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>>149969895
your mains are all weak to tracer, nothing you can do unless you're willing to main something that's good against her or at least neutral
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>>149969895
1. Pick McCree
2. Flashbang
3. Click head
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>>149969819
If you lower sensitivity and arm aim you will use the correct position more naturally since you don't want to drag your wrist over long distances. You can go back to wrist aiming later but this will help you change your habits.
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>>149969910
>I rest my elbow on my armrest
My nigga. I also lean back with my feet up on a footrest and it's comfy as fuck.

Don't know how people play games in uncomfortable looking positions
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>>149969816

>Mid sixties
>Muh meta picks
>Muh stacks
>People still don't communicate

Mic only que when.
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Why are all the players at rank 60~ dog cock sucking drooling fuckups of inhuman proportions? Seriously its a fucking medical mystery how people can be so god fucking damn awful at this game. "TOP 13% XDDD" lmfao top 13% of the shit kid's club. I want out of this fucking hell. I want out of this fucking hell. I want out of this fucking hell. I WANT OUT OF THIS FUCKING HELL.
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>>149970032
>62
>people still yelling at eachother over mic
>people still leaving mid match
>game is still an absolute stomp one way or another
will this game ever get better?
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>>149970009
I used to have an L-shaped desk and I could rest my arm on that
>tfw moved to a smaller house and had to get rid of it
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>>149970080
No
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>>149969658
Anon, this is Blizzard we're talking about. The odds of them releasing even one Legendary skin that's to your tastes for a hero you play are incredibly low. Just go and buy the ones you already want.

Save 1000 on the odd chance they do if you really have to.
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>>149970062
you are the only constant
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>>149970032
>70+
>everyone on my team is competent
>but so are the enemies
>overtime is guaranteed
>no such thing as an easy victory or easy loss
>every game is drawn out to sudden death
>5 round koth
Every game is like 20-30 minutes long, which makes the close losses even more aggravating
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>Wake up
>Still lost 6 ranks yesterday

Fuck sake lads
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>>149969819
its a good habit so you dont get RSI or carpal tunnel

it honestly doesnt effect aim that much
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>not playing Roadhog with wheel and pedals like Blizzard intended

Why even bother if you aren't getting the authentic experience?
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>>149970184
>reached rank 62 at one point
>fell down to 54 the same day
A-at least I'm 64 now
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>>149970080
It never fucking will I'm so god damn fucking sick of fucking slogging through fucking SHIT every fucking game fuck it. I don't want to have to claw my fucking way up every god damn time. All golds. 7k blocked minimum. Still 50% winrate, and a painfully slow fucking climb. I hate this bullshit. I don't even shit talk kids anymore, it doesn't matter. I don't even communicate at all. The fucking teenage BO is PALPABLE through the sounds of their shitty ass mics. Nothing of value is gained talking to such overcompensating egos. I just want ranked to fucking work.
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>>149970184
>>149970253
don't worry, things will come around, this game is forced 50 anyways
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Who else /notbotheringwithcomp/ here?

Feels good to not have to fuck with the horrors of that wasteland.
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>>149970270
>things will come around
They already did, anon. I eventually got to 64.
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>>149970253
>be rank 61
>fall to 55
>tilt
>widow only
>fall to 49
>go zarya climb up to 62
>stalled there
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>>149970247
i now want to try map this and make it work
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>>149970262
>never communicate anymore
well there's your problem

try being communicative and nice for a change and stop being so autistic and triggered over a video game. you'll find that your mood will both improve your play experience and also make you win more
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>>149970318
>I'm too afraid to see how shit I really am

Could have just stated the truth anon.
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>>149969895

To be fair, Tracer's role is to harass heroes like Reinhardt.

Pharah, Genji, and McCree are good at dealing with her.
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>>149949146

So I got 62 and the aggravation of the games there got so high that it stopped being fun and I stopped playing for two weeks.

Now I am just having fun being back in quick plays and brawls. I slightly miss the competitiveness but at least I am having a lot more fun than before when I was tryharding it and getting frustrated in competitive.

Anyone else in that situation?
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>>149970318
Still better than QP where nobody gives a shit.
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>>149969759
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>>149970347
>get placed at 52 because I played Lucio, Mercy, and Reinhardt during my placements
>climbed to 62 with Rein and Lucio
>fell to 54
>started playing Zarya, Genji, Monkeydick, and McCree
>got up to 64 after a few days
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>>149970318
there's literally no reason not to play comp, if you go in not caring at all sure you'll have a shitty rank but it
>gives more exp
>gets you the golden epeen weapons
>more balanced because no shitty hero stacking
>end of season rewards
if you don't want to take the game seriously just stop caring and let your rank plummet because it doesn't matter
>>
>It's easier to place in the top 500 smurfing then it is to climb that way
>Attacking bias
>ebin coinflip
>Half hour games that always go into overtime
>Danknasty RNG coinflip to determine who wins (attacks) to get 1 fucking competitive point
>300 of the fuckers required to get a gaudy reskin

I MEAN IT'S BETTER THAN TWO HANZOS PER TEAM BUT FUCK
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Rate my POTG
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>>149969895
Tracer is a flanker, so you need counterflankers

McCree, Mei, Symmetra, and Winston are good at dealing with people who

>*teleports behind you*
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>>149970482
Didn't they say something about tweaking competitive mechanics on the second season to make it more efficient and fun? That's what I'm waiting for to get into it, I haven't even done placement matches yet
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>>149970386
That may be so, but I'm still not willingly subjecting myself to the things half the thread is complaining about.
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>>149970501
Coinflip is going byebye. Hopefully they'll replace it with stopwatch but from the sounds of it they're going to try their own gimmick where everyone gets some compensation for a tie. Or something. We'll see.
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post zero suit dva weebums
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>play ana
>get shit talked
>end up with gold kills/obj kills (never prioritized damage)
>we lose anyway
>get shit talked
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>>149970318
I play a few comp games every day. but I find myself playing QP more.
t. rank 69
>>149970514
>gfycat filename
If I go and check the Overwatch board on Reddit, will I find this on the front page?
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>>149970374
Honestly maybe, but I really hate watching stupid people be stupid, and it makes me angry to an extreme extent that they've somehow achieved the same rank I have, it is a insult, and I can feel it as physically as a slap, but somewhere further down like near my gut or heart. It would help if I communicated nicely, but I can't, so I either leave chat if I'm getting angry to avoid that, or keep it to ult callouts. And yeah, anger issues, I get it, I can't help it, only way I can not is if I'm drunk or listening to a podcast both of which make me play poorly.
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>>149970673
my favourite is when the shittalkers shittalk over mic

I love hearing their jowls flapping as they play reaper and teleport in and get annihilated immediately
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>enemy had 2 winstons
>our 2 genjis didn't switch

They were shut down all game. I don't know why they refused to change heroes even when they weren't killing shit.
>>
from 44 to 63, feelsgoodman

seven more to go
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>>149970673
>play comp
>ana picker
>does nothing
>immediately know its a 'fun' game
>pick widow
>'have fun'
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>>149970660
>Genji ults just for you after you eject
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>>149970616
The only people who complain about competitive are those who can't fathom that they're exactly where they belong.

Only bullshit thing in comp is Sudden Death.

Any other problems are subject to every team game with a ranked system, and yet good players still manage to climb in those.

I always disregard 'me ooga, team booga' posts.
>>
How old is konami code thing?
>>
>>149970113
but what if ALL the skins are good anon. WHAT IF?!?!
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>>149970446
Gets me every time
>>
>>149970880
Anon. Blizzard.

Keep perspective here.
>>
>Decide to play competitive before work
>KOTH goes to 50 minutes
>Lose anyways
>Late for work and lose my job

Thanks Overwatch
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>>149970820
>ANA IS BAD FOR COMPETITIVE
>>
What if Torb's scrap was a slowly recharging resource that more rapidly refilled with eliminations?

It always bothered me that he has no way of being effective against the first push. I feel like being able to constantly shell out armor, even if it was reduced a bit, to say 50, would move him into a more of a support role.
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>>149952437
>>149969621
How about Ascendant?

Air doesn't get enough love
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>>149970821
>Genji ults
>Then dashes at point blank range so he isn't in range to hit any one
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>>149970840
Changing MMR from in-game actions is bullshit and you know it.
>>
If you were in the top 500 then got out of the top 500 do you still get the top 500 rewards after the season is over?
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>>149970318
just play for the placements, there's nothing to lose and it's really not that much effort compared to just playing quickplay.
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>>149971059
>enemy genji always has perfect slash dash slash dash and kills 3+ people every time
>>
>my team is LE NICE IRONIC MEMESTERS XD who don't do shit and randomly go on suicide while writing random shit in chat

When will it end?
>>
>>149960106
No sniper is
>>
>Half the characters hate/distrust Omnics because of the wars they fought against them
>Everyone is okay with Winston, who is the ONLY MEMBER of the intelligent moon gorillas who didn't go ABSOLUTE BANANAS AND KILL EVERY HUMAN THEY COULD REACH
>Winston, who frequently "loses control"

It would be nice for someone to comment on how really unsafe this seems.
>>
>>149949146
>go to official OW page
>input konami code
Since when is this a thing?
>>
>>149971483
Always, but it used to be Hanzos instead of Dva

>Literally just finding out about this when it showed up on Reddit
Hello fellow Redditor, well memed today
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>>149971470
In overall nobody seems to give fuck we had base on a fucking moon that now belongs to angry gorillas.
>>
>>149971521
Yes reddit and 4chan are literally the only places on the internet with people in it
>>
>>149971521
there is literally nothing wrong with browsing reddit
>>
>>149971470
>>149971536
Is that common knowledge or has it been kept secret?
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>>149971663
I don't know if it's common knowledge but if it isn't Future Media is really slacking, because they sure didn't ask any questions about Winston's origins when he became a public face of the most well known organization on Earth
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>>149971470
Gorrillas are contained on the moon.

Omnics are not contained, they are among the humans.

If the gorillas get more angry so what. If the omnics turn on kill mode again its a disaster.

Remove omnic.
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>>149971470
There's one Winston
There's a metric fucktonn of omnics
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>>149971745
are the rest of the gorillas as smart as the euphoric neil demonkey tyson? if so couldn't they just build a spaceship to fuck earth up
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>>149971242
>hear Japanese screaming
>shit where is it
>he dashes down from a building and claims his first victim immediately
>the rampage has begun
>people just trying to run because they're too disoriented to shoot
>they can't escape because his dash cooldown keeps resetting
>everyone but Roadhog dies and Genji escapes unscathed
>>
>>149971470
Wut? I thought Winston was the only Gorilla of his abilites kicking around - you are telling me there is a colony of Harambes on the moon?!
>>
>>149971825
No.
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>>149971865
Yes

>>149971825
I am pretty sure the rest of the monkeys hate science, but when the INEVITABLE moonmap comes around, we'll know for sure
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>>149971865
>there are people in this thread right now who didn't watch all the cinematics
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>>149971470
>reaper which is a pile of hate, edge and shadow
>brainwashed assasin widowmaker who killed her own husband
>a literal broken omnic war machine
>at least 3 high grade criminals
Winston and its rare controlled chimpouts seems really tame. Also it's likely no one even knows about mad gorillas, there's a big difference between backwater lunar science base and Earth
>>
>>149971914
>caring about the lore in overwatch when it will either be retconned or become massively overcomplicated like any other blizzard lore

i just shoot people and sometimes know the relationships between each hero because of their in game dialogue
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>>149971917
>Habitable lunar base
>backwater
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>>149971917
Not to mention that dangerous vigilante, Soldier 76. We may never know his true identity.
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>>149971985
>i just shoot people and sometimes know the relationships between each hero because of autists and shippers fighting on /owg/
>>
I fucking hate Mei
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>>149972065
>This anon literally believes Pharah and Mercy are dating just because of all the waifuposting
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>tfw this immediately gives you a stiffy

I need to lay off the /ss/.
>>
>love playing Monkey.
>Shield is a fucking laughing stock.
>>
Why does my mech get smashed so fast as D.Va?
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>>149972103
I want to fuck Mei
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>>149972103
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>>149972190
She has a huge centre of model headshot hitbox.
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>>149972190
Cause you're bad
>>
>Got drunk last night and apparently played competitive all night
>Down 8 ranks and have a 48 hour competitive ban

wew
>>
I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH XD
AWESOME CHARACTERS, FANTASTIC GAME DESIGN, going downhill from 60 to 50 is entertaining, too
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If you want to obtain high rank, you need to practice no fap. I'm on 11 days no fap and I've gone from 67 to 75.
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How has ANUBIS B NOT BEEN REWORKED IT'S SUCH A JOKE TO TAKE THAT POINT WITH THE LIMITED ENTRANCES.
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That omnic and grill tho
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>>149970318

I'm not doing it.

I'm too /fragile ego/.
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Having an omnic gf would be terrible
>no orifices
>cuddling with a cold, hard machine
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>>149972578
>I've gone from 67 to 75
In what, likelihood of suicide?
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>high ranked console OW gameplay
>shitters like these are literally posting on /owg/ and think their opinion on anything matters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTzXiDDgLX4
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>>149972639
What. Here's your (you).
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What are McCree's counters?
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>>149972578
>nofap
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>>149949739
Make damage absorbed by Ice Wall feed ult charge
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>>149972639
She could mod herself to have an artificial pussy with the insides of a top tier cocksleeve and shit.
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>>149972578
>Playing Overwatch while on no fap

Madman
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>>149972768
Reaper
>>
>>149972768
Being good
>>
Maps are more important than skins you cucks.
>>
>>149972768
a better mccree
>>
>>149951103
>can't depict female characters sexually anymore
A lot of female skins show off their curves so I don't think that's a problem.
>>
>>149972884
I'd be happy if I never played on anything except King's Row and Gibraltar ever again.
Fuck maps give me skins.
>>
>>149972884
You'd think so, but I really wanna spend my conserved shekels.
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>>149972950
>GIBRALTAR
senpai...

Kings Row Hollywood and Route 66 are the best maps.
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>>149972884
Fuck you
Fashionwatch
>>
>>149972578
How can you can you keep up nofap while playing this game? This game makes me horny as fuck.
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>>149972884
Swimming suit mei > shitty maps
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>>149972847

But flash/FTH = dead reaper.

>>149972882

Say between equally skilled players.
>>
>>149972776
It already does, you nutjob.
>>
whats the highest rank you can realistically get only solo queuing?
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>>149972578
>nofap
>while playing overwatch
The sight of Pharah alone instills lust in me. How do you do it, anon?
>>
>>149972884
I agree but after these 4 new maps I want the next maps to be new game modes.
>>
>>149972996
Hollywood is alright, 66 is boring brown with a boring dark inside final point. I like that people actually play vertically on Gibraltar at my elo.
>>
Is 56 a good comp rank? I still feel like I have idiots on my team so I'm not sure
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>>149973187
It's above average, but you will still get absolute shitters on your team
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>be Reinhardt
>enemy Mei keeps spamming her wall
>I keep hitting it
>end match with top damage at 15k as Reinhardt
>everyone is flabbergasted and thinks I'm a pro Rein

They must never know my secret.
>>
>>149973187
Nah. The retards only really start to get weeded out around 60, and even then there's still quite a few.
>>
>>149973130
62

it seems like a random number but that's where most anons talk about getting to before being fucked in the ass by matchmaking
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>>149973069
There's no guarantee they'll be Summer themed. Also swimming suit Mei never ever because her coat contributes to her hitbox.
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>>149973187
Due to the variable nature of player skill you will always feel like you get idiots on your team. 56 is alright, I wouldn't say 'good' until you hit 60 though. I got placed at 51 and have levelled out at around 40, so somebody who got good placements and won a few games from lucky matchmaking could get to 54 probably and be as shit as I am, so I don't think anything in the 50s should really be considered that good. It's a start though anon.
>>
Going to dust out my computer for the first time in 2 years

Wish me luck lads
>>
>>149972996
>hollywood

worst fucking map in fucking multioplayers shooters
>>
>>149973282
Why does blocked damage count towards the medal again?
>>
>>149973187
The difference between the 50 and 60 bracket is astonishing.
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Where are my new maps, you Blizzard FUCKS?

>Moon base
>Irradiated Outback
>Ruins on the South Korean front of Omnic invasions
>The real insides of LumeriCo pyramids on the upper floors
>Talon complex/training grounds
>Polar research center
>Overwatch HQ ruins
>>
>>149973402
wear a dust mask
breathing in 2 year old skin particles isnt good for you
>>
>>149973461
>not route 66

most stacked map on attack, feels like it was designed first
>>
>>149972768
Winston.
>>
>>149973467

Because breaking shields matters.

Thing is, trying to break Mei's wall is a waste of time.
>>
>>149973157
>4 new maps

I thought we were just getting the Black Forest map or whatever those Rein voice lines are for?
>>
>>149973461
Not when 2fort, Hoodoo, cp_junction, and that one shitty part of Dustbowl where everything is a hallway exists.
>>
>>149973461
hollywood is probably the third best map after kings row and dorado
>>
>>149972950
>>149972996
>>149973175
>>149973461
>every time someone tries to argue which maps are best/worst they give different answer
>people still try to have this argument with any kind of objectivity
>>
>>149973564
>2fort
I remember the days where I'd play sniper on 2fort in pubs, headshot everybody, and then get accused of hacking. I miss those days
Now I can do it in Overwatch
>>
I'm actually tilted as fuck.

>be 60-61 hovering
>play with 68-72 friends
>they all give me shit
>'you get carried' 'we won that' 'yadayada'
>generally get medals, 2-3 various, make key plays
>80% PotG is me
>take shit as banter etc
>bomb a few games with them (I get 4 gold 3 times), they ragequit
>brave Solo Q for once, fearing the worst
>within 4 games I'm 64 and half.

What the fuck. Explain how my high rank friends bomb games and solo Q randoms make it surge highest its been?
>>
>>149973525
They're working on 4 new maps right now but one is coming sooner than the other 3. All of them are going to be of existing game modes.
>>
>>149973662
premade q is harder than solo
>>
Anyone got this in higher res?
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>>149973461
Only fun part of Hollywood is defending the first point, feels like it's the only viable Symettra map in the game for the non-retard bracket.
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>>149949604

>d.va/lucio

I hope you get hauled off by the terrible ship police
>>
>>149973720

I literally played the same people I always see.
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>>149973069
>that body
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>>149973662
Your rank if you queue as a group is inflated by 20%

So if you're ranked 70 but got that rank queuing as a group you're actually rank 56 and pretty shit.
>>
So why can't i kill anybody the second they start dancing before my face as D.Va and what do i do to eliminate it?
>>
>Ana on my team.
>leave.
>>
>>149973847
Quitter
>>
>>149973662
>playing with 'friends' who keep giving you shit and making superiority comments like they're carrying you

Video games are like the only activity where friends voluntarily go into a situation where they're going to argue and get angry at each other.
>>
>>149973282
>be Genji
>keep jumping around while spamming into crowds and getting eliminations on people I hit with one shuriken
>don't get any solo kills except when ulting
>every time I pop my ult I only kill one person
>only get non-ult final blows when my spam hits someone who's already almost dead
>my team carries the shit out of me
>at the end get a card for 61 eliminations (46% kill participation)
>whole team upvotes it even though I was useless
T-Thanks...
>>
>>149973847
It's good that you leave to let Ana do her job.
>>
>>149973520
Unless you're bastion
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>Have just over 30 hours in the game
>Barely touched any of the support and tank heroes
>Don't think I've ever played Mercy
>tfw I just instalock McCree, Tracer, or, until the nerf, 76
>tfw Rank 65 and rising despite barely playing
>mfw I have a 70% win rate off of being good at shooting heads and having general awareness

I dread the day I'm forced into playing something like Mercy or Reinhardt.
>>
PLEASE BUFF WINSTONS SHIELD, IT'S FUCKING PATHETIC.
>>
>>149973847
>Ana on my team
>leave
>I was Ana
>>
>>149974000
how much hp does it actually have
>>
>check a streamer
>15ms

how the fuck? live inside the server room or what?
>>
Post your level, rank, and whether or not you're bored with the game

>260
>63
>fairly bored, taking a break until s2
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>got POTM as Reinhardt for shutting down an ult'ing S76
>the round ended before I killed him, so it faded to black and showed a random part of the map
>go to record the highlight to post it because it looked funny
>it actually shows the kill
On the bright side, I opened this lootbox right after
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>>149974002
>>
>>149973847
>join game
>guy instaloks ana
>wont change at all despite us getting fuckt
i thought these retards stay in the 40s
>>
>>149974081
80
65
I still play despite almost never having fun
>>
>>149973845
Dva grinds to a near halt when firing, and tracking enemies point blank is a lot harder when you can't move

See >>149970660
>>
>>149973564
2fort is just boring and overplayed.

cp_junction is utter shit yeah

hoodoo is like bad but for some reason i can't hate it

>>149973513
route is basic but that's okay

hollywood is bad cause too much shit without a purpose while checkpoint areas is desingned awfully, especially second point with FUCKING NOTHING in front of ariving payload, while on the left is like three unused houses.

And, while this problem is bane of all overwatch maps, hollywood is HELL for using callouts.
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch_Porn/

hmm....
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>>149973847
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>play Zenyatta
>have fun
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Thanks, Ana
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>>149974081
159
42
I can't tell if I'm bored with the game or depressed
>>
>>149972768
What's there to counter? He's a less mobile, no self-heal, no rocket Soldier.
>>
>>149973780
not him but d.va lucio is a weird ship at all
its actually one of the ships that actually makes sense
>>
>>149974000
Fun fact. Back in the day it used to block 1k damage and the cooldown would start as soon as you set it instead of after it disappeared. But then double Winstons shitting out shields on the payload drew the attention of the nerf gun. I wonder if the 1 hero limit in comp will encourage them to undo some of the nerf.
>>
I'm tired of losing every competitive match.
I just feel so depressed right now.
Came for fun, got buttfucked.
>>
>>149974281
No really, though.
Koreans are incredibly racist.
>>
>>149974081
163
53 (peaked at 61)
Not bored, just frustrated. Feels like for every 3 games I win, one loss sets me back just as much.
>>
>>149950207
>>149950461
>shitposting on /mhg/ AND /owg/
>>
>>149969658
5k also here.

If the new Genji, McCree, Tracer legendaries aren't good i'm going to riot
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Nerf this!
>>
>>149974281
isn't*
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i did it /v/

solo'd from 49 because i ranked in when KOTH was bugged and my 6-4 placements gave me jack shit

still a shitter

but less of one
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>>149974389
>PNG 33ms

opinion discarded
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>tfw starting to git ok at Genji
I can't wait until I can finally make the most of this annoying asshole and his overtuned kit
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>>149974198
There's actually a lot wrong with 2fort as far as map design goes. Especially since it was a map from the original Team Fortress and the failure to change parts that were balanced around TF while changing a few things that needed to stay the same is what made it a mess.
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>>149972768
Longer ranged heroes
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>>149974334
this hundreds of years in the future
race isn't a big issue not including omnics
she doesn't even have a problem with lucio either
i'm pretty sure they are fans of each other
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>>149974583
>hundreds
It's in 2070, retard. And liking someone's music isn't the same as wanting to fuck them.
>>
What would you do to fix sudsen death?

Everyone says stopwatch but that's actually one of the worst ideas. That will encourage people to play for time meaning everyone is going to do stupid all out rush strategies and the meta will shit on anyone that doesn't have mobility. So what else can be done?
>>
I've stagnated in the low 50s playing dps/filling roles, so I've decided to autistically main Zarya. What should I know?
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Post your level and which legendaries you own
>level
134
>legendaries
Ana: Horus
Bastion: Overgrown
D.va: Junker
Genji: Bedouin
McCree: Riverboat
Pharah: Mechaqueen, Raptorion, Security Chief
Reaper: Plague Doctor, Blackwatch Reyes
Reinhardt: Blackhardt
Roadhog: Sharkbait
Soldier 76: Strike-Commander Morrison
Tracer: Slipstream
Widowmaker: Odette
Zarya: Arctic
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>>149973970

True. Bastion is pretty much the only character with the damage output to break her wall a significant time before it goes down naturally.
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>>149974716
They're already trashing sudden death next season. The devs stated they want ties to be possible but will try to make sure both sides don't feel as if they wasted their time. No details beyond that.
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>>149974758
Shield good teammates making plays or retard teammates running out like retards
Attract enemy fire before shielding yourself, that way you get an easy 50 charge
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>>149974081
218
52
nope
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>play Widowmaker
>shoot Reinhardt's shield to inflate my scoped accuracy
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How the hell am I supposed to defend anything in quick play on situations where the team is a herd of cats and communication is minimal? Do I pick an access point and stick with it? Do I go wherever there's trouble to add firepower to the team?

Is there any means to be a good team player when the team isn't much of a team in the first place? Whatever I do I always feel I'm not contributing enough or could be doing better.
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>>149974849
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>>149974694
the point I was making is that if d.va was actually racist she wouldn't like music that a nigger would make

and it shipping you fucking idiot
them having connections makes the ship stronger
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>>149973932

>be the most annoying shit ever
>draw fire away from your teammates
>useless

>>149973971

Reinhardt is fucking easy, and fun to boot.

If you want to stress about a tank, stress about Zarya. She's fucking stronk but learning how to use her shields can take a while.
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>>149973130
I just got to 69, only played a couple games after and now am at 68, all solo queue
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Anyone else here like yelling at people in voice chat?

The only issue is the people in the apartment that shares the wall with my bedroom sometimes get mad and bang on the wall
>>
>>149974758
>>149974889
Also, when dealing with Genjis, use a combination of M2 and M1, don't just use M1
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>>149974975
Gooks are more likely to be openly racist to japs.
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>>149974934
Literally doesn't matter, the game is decided by who has less shitters on their team, there is nothing you can do to change it.
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>>149974795

79,
Ana:Wasteland
Lucio: Slapshot (got it 3 times)
Reaper: El blanco
Reinhardt: Bloodhardt
Tracer: Mach T
Zarya: Siberian Front

then the origins edition skins along with the pre order widow skin
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>>149974940

Popping whole hog to take down Mei's wall is just giving the Mei exactly what she wants.
>>
>defending on hollywood
>6 enemies capturing the point
>tell 2 of my teammates on voice to set up at the choke instead of trying to 2v6
>instead they run in and die, and of course the attackers pretty much get the next point for free
Why are people so fucking retarded?
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>>149974921

>HON HON HON
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>>149974795
158

Junebug D.Va
Young Genji and Nomad
Jester Junkrat
Ribbit Lucio
Raindancer and Thunderbird Pharah
Lionhardt Reinhardt
Toa Roadhog
Architech and Devi Symmetra
T.Racer
Sunyatta
>>
>>149975114
Oh shit, I forgot about Noir.
>>
>>149974795
95

Genji: Sparrow
McCree: Riverboat
Pharah: Thunderbird
Soldier 76: Commando 76
Tracer: Mach T
Bastion: Steambot, Gearbot
Hanzo: Young Hanzo
Torjorn: Deadlock
D.Va: Scavenger
Mercy: Sigrun, Valkyrie
Symmetra: Architech
Zenyatta: Ra
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>people actualy arguing in chat who will take D.Va in competitive now
>all those people who play her having only those shitty recolor skins and nothing else

All you fuckers were just laughing at her before and now she's suddenly good enough for you, huh? Go back to your pigs and russian lesbians.
>>
>tfw you unlock ana's cute spray

thanks for the whole hog, roadhog

feel with me, family
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>play mei everyday
>defend the mei-load with with my mei-raculous aim
>mei-k friends with torbros by mei-terialising walls while they level up their sentries
>block off ene-meis with a wall, acti-mei-t my ult and deci-mei-te the enemy team in my mei-kshift icebox
>cause dis-mei to tanks with my mei-licious ambushes
>cause mei-hem by seper-mei-ting their team with walls
>frequently get mei of the game
>not a single fuck was given that mei

Why would you mei-n anything else?
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>>149974921
>play Pharah
>shoot Reinhardt's shield to inflate accuracy and direct hits
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>>149975237

Since I'm at it, might as well post the third.

I don't know why cross-eyed Mei makes me laugh so much.
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>>149974979
I'd rather play Zarya than Reinhardt actually. I played Reinhardt once and I had a hard time telling if I was actually contributing or not and when I should just say "fuck it" and go in. Zarya feels simpler though and less team dependent.
>>
Blizzard's insane production quality saddens me because they will probably never make a single player game again.
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>>149975340
>be Mei
>1v1 a guy
>almost kill him
>all of a sudden its a 2v1
>immediately lose
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>>149975290
I will autolock my White Rabbit Dva everytime whether you like it or not!
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>>149975340
>trying to mei-k us believe you haven't mei-d this up
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>>149975290
Don't worry, she's still not good enough for me. Enjoy your whore waifu.
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>>149975373
>>149974921

>there are people who think shooting Reinhardt's shield is bad
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>>149975340
I really want to fuck Mei
>>
>It's another your team is complete dogshit and you have 4 golds episode.

This is fucking bullshit. And when I finally get a competent team either someone leaves or we get coinflipped
>>
>>149975546
I don't think it's bad, I just think it's convenient that I'm inflating my stats while somewhat helping my team. It's pretty great
>>
>>149975058
Yes, I'm not saying that gooks aren't racist.
Shit, asians in general tend to the most racist. Lucio d.va ship isn't as bad as dumbshit like widowmaker/genji
it exists
>>
>Ana on my team Nanoboosts Winston
>while she did this, there was a Reinhardt in front of her and a Genji who ulted after spamming "My ultimate is ready" at her for 30 seconds
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>>149974795
>level
186
>legendaries
Ana: Horus
D.va: Junker, Junebug
Genji: Sparrow
Hanzo: Lone Wolf
Junkrat: Fool
Lucio: Slapshot
McCree: Mystery Man
Mei: Yeti Hunter
Reaper: Nevermore, Plague Doctor
Reinhardt: Blackhardt
Roadhog: Toa, Sharkbait
Soldier 76: Night Ops
Symmetra: Architech
Torbjorn: Deadlock
Widowmaker: Huntress
Winston: Safari
Zarya: Industrial
Zenyatta: Ra, Djinyatta

I got lucky with coin drops desu
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>>149975580

I bet she's soft and squishy like a bunny.
>>
When the fuck does season 1 end again? I need promos to escape this hell
>>
Who is the Brother Nero of Overwatch?
>>
>>149949527
Nightelf hanzo skin when?
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>>149975734
Don't worry, people will find new things to complain about in Season 2 when they can't climb because they're too shit, but don't admit it.
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>Killcam shows a Hanzo/Mei shooting at random and you just happened to be there
>>
Who do I play to carry my team?
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>you will never hear the noises she makes as you fuck her
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>>149975998
Mercy
>>
>7 losses in a row
How is this shit legit? Who's responsible for this kind of hell?
>>
What do you guys think the comp point reward will be at the end of season? Do you get the same ammount of point as your rank will be at the end? More/less?
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>>149976051
>you will never hear the noises she mei-ks as you fuck her

FTFY
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>>149975290
>all those people who play her having only those shitty recolor skins and nothing else
you mean the only good skins
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>>149975943
I've dropped 6 ranks, climbed 8 ranks and then dropped 10. Now i'm stuck in shit team central. Bastions on attack. Hanzo on anything. It's fucking ridiculous
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>>149976070
(You) are responsible for not stopping when on a losing spree
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>>149976142
>you will never hear the noises she mei-ks as you mei-t with her
Cmon son
>>
How do I have an impact on the game?

Most of the time I just feel like I'm spectating the other 5 people playing.
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>>149976243
"oh shit I lost 7 matches in a row, so that means I just have to leave with a bad taste in my mouth and still have a motivation to return to this shit later to SHOW EM ALL"
>>
>>149976270
Have you tried the quick play button?
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>>149976212
I'm talking about the normal ones for 75 credits. Carbon and White Rabbit are fine and i prefer them over legendaries as they keep her long hair.
>>
>this thread
Are people actually taking competitive seriously? Why?
>>
watching taimou play with mousecam.

dude is just insanely good, wtf.
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>>149976051
I got you covered, senpai.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rwcKzehirs
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>>149974795
Level 91

Bastion: Woodbot
Lone wolf hanzo
Lucio: Gold frog skin, Slapshot
Pharah: Raindancer
Soldier 76: Stunt rider
Symmetra: Vishkar
Tracer: Ultraviolet
Zarya: Arctic
Zenyatta: Djinyatta

plus all the origins and Noire widowmaker
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>>149976384
>I'm talking about the normal ones for 75 credits.
So was I.
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>>149975634
Ships that make any bit of sense lore-wise:
Genji and Mercy
Mercy and McCree
Ana and Reinhardt
Ana and Soldier 76
Ana and Reaper
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>>149976427
Because their insecurity about being lumped together with shitters is too much to control.
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>>149976469
His Tracer play earlier was fucking phenomenal.
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>>149976498
Original is better than those tho.
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>>149976519
Reaper76
>>
>56 to 57
>MMR isn't shit anymore
>suddenly start playing with 60+

this shit is starting to scare me.

makes me realize how much of a shitter i really am.
>>
>>149974795
>level
54
>legendaries
Dva: junker
Hanzo: okami
Lucio: slapshot, ribbit
Mercy: devil
Reaper: el blanco
Reinhardt: bloodhardt
Roadhog: mako
Torbjorn: chopper
Tracer: t.racer
Widowmaker: odile
Zenyatta: sunyatta

am lucky desu
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>>149976469
You can still aimbot when you need to make 100% sure you'll land the shot, even when you're good at aiming without it.
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>>149976620
yeah I watched that, insane shit. I'm rank 71 and I feel like an absolute shitter compared to him (probably because I am). that dude is going to be huge.
>>
>>149976519
>Mercy and McCree
How does this have any lore basis whatsoever?
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>>149976051
https://a.pomf.cat/yxztzl.mp3
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>>149974795
level: 150

legendary skins:

d. va - b. va
genji - nomad
lucio - hippityhop
mei - firefighter (twice.)
pharah - raindancer, raptorion
reaper - nevermore
tracer - mach t
widowmaker - comtesse
winston - frogston (twice. sigh.)

currently sitting on 6430 overcoins. i haven't' bought ANYTHING with them. there's definitely some i want, but with new skins coming between now and september 22nd, i kinda wanna sit on them until then.

feel with me, family.
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>>149949604
OTP
T
P

they are so cute together :3
>>
>>149976772
The only basis for it is that they're the same age, joined Overwatch around the same time, and McCree is a noted flirt.
>>
>Still no option to put guns on the left side instead of the right

Why?
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>>149976865
>shipping D.Va with degenerate black man

no
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>>149976772
They were two attractive 17-year-olds working together. The least they did was fuck a couple of times.
>>
>>149971045
correct answer, gj.
>>
>>149976904
Is this just a thing for lefties or what? Aside from a game like CS where you can switch at the press of a button for added visibility, I don't see the point.
>>
>>149976916
NO
MERCY IS A GOOD CHRISTIAN GIRL WHO WOULD NEVER ENGAGE IN PREMARITAL SEX
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But what does it mean
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What annoys me about this game is how to win on assault you just need to be good but to win on defense you have to be fucking amazing.

Why does assault get so much god damn time when they catch a point? You should never get 5 minutes.
>>
What was going through this Reinhardt's head when this happened?
>>
>>149976916
>Mercy became the head of surgery and pioneered applied nanotechnology advances BEFORE the age of 17

Why is OW's timeline so dumb?
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>Another fucking coinflip loss

STOP PUTTING ME ON DEFENSE. NOBODY WINS DEFENSE UNLESS THE TEAM IS UTTER TRASH

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>149976904
>still no option to put guns in the center
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>>149977158
that filename
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>>149949289
Fuck that, Lich King Reinhardt fucking when?
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>>149977174
>Nanoboosted Widow
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>>149976910
>Supporting the literal illuminati shill company that is Blizzard
>In our Lord's year 2016

Not even that anon but you fucks need to get a grip and stop supporting jews if you hate them so much.
>>
>>149973662
they're not your friends
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>>149977174
Why did Ana ult Widow?
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>>149976720
>54 level
>13 legendaries

>mfw 42 level and 1 legendary
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>>149977158
Because get good
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>>149977414
Probably panicked when she heard not one, but TWO autistic weebs yelling
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>your fucking garbage dude I am Global Elite in CS:GO
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>>149977125
A:Reaper still cares about his family
B:Reaper killed and is now wearing the skin of a mexican man when not in edge-mode
>>
>>149977481

I'm not complaining because I can't win on defense I can do it a lot but I'm just saying that it's painfully obvious that defending is like 10 times harder than assault.
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Rank is not an indicator of your skill, but more of an indicator of your ability to adjust your playstyle and work as a team, no matter how retarded they are. Higher ranks just means it is easier to predict how your team will work
>>
>>149976910
Admit it, you know she wants the BBC. How big do you think it is?
>>
>>149977569
Reaper's family lives in LA, not Mexico.
>>
>>149977597
>I'm not complaining because I can't win
I will never believe this
>>
>>149977606
teamwork and adaptability is also a skill
>>
>>149977646
Further family maybe?
Or just some random hint at Reaper getting involved with Roadhog and Junkrat
>>
>>149976337
Stop playing competitive, swap to quick play for a few games until you regain your groove, and go back to comp.
>OH SHIT I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL AND NO ABILITY TO MOTIVATE MYSELF UNLESS IT HAPPENS RIGHT NOW
>>
How does genji kill lucio? seems impossible
>>
>>149977606
>just adjust your playstyle to retards dying 4v1 to a genji
>>
>>149977750
shoot him
>>
>>149977606
Considering that support mains get fucked in rank, I dont know about that.

Also DPS always gets higher ranks.
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>>149976910
>>149977343
Besides the ship is really cute.

If you virgin cucks get intimidated by a fictional black nerd that's your fuckin problem lol
>>
>>149976519
What about based 76 and Mercy?
>>
>>149977694
Yes, well, I guess I meant it more as individual skill on a hero
>>
>>149977750

Land three ninja stars and shift. If you know how o play genji you can usually get a teamkill by yourself even without the ult. Genji seems rather OP but because he requires skill his potential isn't being exploited as much as it could be so he will get overlooked a lot. Even on defense he is one of the better characters to have on the team.
>>
>>149977175
You realise Overwatch was literally a group of a few dozen people who beat an entire RACE of robots who had defeated humanity up until that point? These people are literally superhumans.
>>
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you got your icon yet /owg/?
>>
>>149977760
Yes, which might mean having to walk with the 4 retards as a reinhardt, or zarya to shield them at the right times, or kill the genji yourself

It ain't perfect, but working with your teammates with a shit plan/playstyle pays better dividends than just yourself playing it right
>>
The only reason Genji seems overpowered is because of blizzard's shitty 20 tic servers where spamming double jump makes you literally unhittable
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Which hero is the best to carry your team?

As in, the hero that I should master and get rewarded the most by spamming it on quick play

I heard it's Genji, is it true?
>>
>>149977829
The age difference is too big and she also left Overwatch while because she didn't like the direction it was going in while under his control.
>>
>>149977910
>tfw would have been in the top 500 for a short time and gotten the rewards if the system was in place from the start
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>>149977910
>who counter reaper?
>>
How Blizzard think D.VA is balanced I'll never know.
>>
>>149977910
Yeah I had it several times
Apparently it was a bug
>>
>>149978002
Zarya
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>>149977910
Do you get the icon the second you hit top 500? Almost there, was in a game with 3 top 500's and got to 69 all by myself. Now I just gotta hope I don't fuck up.
>>
>>149977991

>look up as reinhardt
>hold left click as genji tries to jump over you
>kill genji

???

Genji is only 'OP' when a non-retard is playing him.
>>
>>149977824
>shipping any character with anyone but with yourself

Idk who's the cuck here lol
>>
>>149977910
wait, 78 is top 500?
Are you EU?
>>
>>149978125
yeah it seems so. I was 77 this morning and didn't have it but when I played a game it gave it to me.

>>149978176
yeah EU
>>
Make a change that seems reasonable but would nerf your most hated hero into the fucking ground.

>D.va's boost speed is affected by % of remaining health.
>>
>>149978054
How is she not?
>>
>>149977836
well, it still matters a lot

winning your engagements, getting maximum damage by not missing shots, using abilities that maximize their output rather than wasting them and giving the other person openings, those kinds of things lead to more victory rather than less. those are the things that make it easier for your teammates to succeed, even when they're kind of dumb

there are just about no players who wouldn't jump ranks by missing fewer shots or using abilities more efficiently
>>
>>149978176
Europeans are shitters.
76 is top 500 in EU.
>>
>>149978210
oh, neat.
That means i'm only 5 ranks away!
>>
>>149977902
they didn't go head to head with armies, they took out key command and control targets with surgical precision to disable them
>>
Do the season rewards continue or do I need 300 points before August 18th for a weapon?
>>
>>149978237
>D.va can no longer self destruct when her mech is below 2 hp

There I fixed her
>>
>>149978167
THIS
>>
>>149978313
They beat them in head-to-head battles as well, anon.
>>
>>149977824
lucio is the token gay character so why are you shipping him with women?

some people just cant deal with the reality and cling to their childish fantasies baka senpai
>>
>>149978327
Apparently at the end of the season you get twice your rank in points. So I guess you get to keep them
>>
>>149977902
They did not fight all of the Omnics by themselves. They were just an elite task force that did critical missions and provided insight on Omnic tactics. They were the A-Team.
>>
What kind of nigger music do you think Lucio subjects the rest of the team to?
>>
>>149978237
I don't have a hated hero because I'm not a fucking shitter
>>
>>149978368
Not entire armies.
>>
>>149978176
>>149978279
good EU players go to the US to play because you're usually worse at video games.
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If I put a discord on an enemy Reinhardt, will his barrier also take additional damage?
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>>149978453
https://soundcloud.com/playoverwatch
This music
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I'm like 5 or 6 ranks away from top 500, is there any way to throw away my pride and use a cheesy strategy to ensure victory? in solo queue
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>>149978607
yeah it's called git gud
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>>149978607
Do what I do
pray
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>>149978607
convince your team to go double support, pref lucio and zenyatta. cordinate with your zenyatta on who to burst with discord.
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>>149978546
no
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>>149978546
No
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I'm disappointed that this character is wasted on Evolve. Legendary big game hunter who has movies made about him that are ridiculous tall tale retellings of his adventures, much to his chagrin, would make a great Overwatch hero.
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If ana gets boosted by a mercy, does it make her heal stronger?
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>I taught you everything you know
>can't roll like McCree
explain this lorefags
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>>149978473
You have to have a most hated hero you retard.
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>>149978780
>Big game hunter

I can see him having fun killing Roadhog
>>
>>149978546
No, but it forces him into a situation where he will have to either break away and hide before his shield runs out or die.
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>>149978808
>Luckily I still have a few tricks of my own
There, explained.
>>
>>149978712
This
Feels like 2 healer, 2 dps and 2 tanks is the strongest right now
>>
I can't shake this but I think i saw it happen once. Can you shoot and destroy Tracer's pulse bomb before it explodes?
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>>149978808
he can roll, he just chooses not too
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>>149978167
>>149978352
holy fuck did I get told wew what will I do now
not feed Jewzzard with more money for one
keep shipping shit I like for two

>>149978385
>lucio is the token gay

where was this ever mentioned but more importantly

why would I give a fuck? nah mayne fuck your 'homosexual erasure' bullshit
>>
All of you swimsuit skin requesting fucks should just go die in a fucking ditch.

Go play league if you want to sexualize your characters so fucking much holy shit. All weebs are cancer. Reevaluate your life.
>>
>>149978564
since fucking when could you embed soundcloud to 4chan

I've browsed since 2008 and i've never seen it
>>
>>149978814
No, why would it?
>>
>>149978926
please put on a tripcode so I can filter your posts
>>
bastion on my team:
>the other team plays around it and kills it with no trouble

bastion on the other team:
>mows through my entire team because nobody understands how to kill it
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>>149977750
rmb + melee + dash + rmb

and just like that you're seagull :^)
>>
>>149978926
>drawing anyone with a nigger
Goddamned tumblrites
>>
>>149978808
>Overwatch
>lore
Someone from OW team even said the game is not canon in the universe
>>
>>149979029
how to kill bastion
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>>149978780
There isn't room for another white man, especially with a vaguely British accent, in OW.
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>>149979123
shoot it until it explodes
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>>149979090
Technically it isn't, if you pay attention you'll notice that the Watchpoint Gibraltar mission is literally Winston trying to get the satellite to the launch rocket, if you prevent that then you prevent the entire recall and thus the game
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PICK UP THE BALL, KID!

PICK IT UP!
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>>149978956
I can't embed it on Microsoft Edge
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>>149979013
Your least loved hero is your most hated hero.
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What would a 3 way be like with Young Ana and Widowmaker?
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>>149979014
Please choke on 50 niggerdicks so you may free yourself from the eternal torment that is your life
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>Shipping Lucio with D.Va
>Seriously thinking that someone like D.Va would get involved with a male of the same height as herself.
Manlets are cute, they think they're people.
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With whom would you like to live with?
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>hanzo switched to mercy (realised we had no healer)
>mercy switched to ana (realised it was still quickplay)
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>>149979259
>>149979267
This is really my issue with Lucio. Not only is he a fucking coon, but he's also a manlet.

Hana fucking Song would have nothing to do with him.
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i-i made it boys.
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>>149979364

>79 C ...
When did you last clean your pc?
Do you have a dust filter?
>>
every time reinhardt lowers his shield to ebin firestrike a hook for across the void reaches out and one shots me. why, reinhardt, why?
>>
>>149979364
>graphics card at 79c

not for long m8
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>>149979364
Congrats anon. I'm proud of you and jealous
>>
>>149978926
Oh? So you're here and you don't even play the game?
I really wish people like you would stay on /v/
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>>149979349
Lucio can be blacker than Reaper's trenchcoat, I'm entirely okay with that. But that nigga is 5'3" and that is fucking unacceptable.
>>
>>149974795
>65

>Bought
Mariachi
>Dropped
Genji: Nomad
Zarya: Arctic
Mercy: Valkyrie
1 Legendary Credit Cache

Not very lucky, but I do have quite a few nice epic skins from drops like Auditiva and Bundswehr, most of the time I like epic skins more than legendary ones.
>>
>>149978210
show pic of top 500 icon unlocked
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>>149979475
I want to kill him.
>>
>>149979441
>>149979431
What year do you think it is anons? 79c is fine. You don't even need to consider being worried until 90s
>>
>>149979431
>>149979441
are u dumb?
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>>149979085
>Again, being this insecure about fictional black characters

What exactly keeps you alive anon? What is it that makes you keep going on and not kill yourself?

You probably think about it once in a while right? You look back on your life and it's fucking worthless.

Each day is a struggle to find something that keeps your attention long enough so you don't off yourself for another day. Well maybe it's time to gently fade into nothingness now.

Wait until your parents leave the house. Until you're completely alone.

Get in your bath tub with a knife and slash it down the road. I dare you.
>>
>>149979267
>>149979349
He's a guy with combat experience, which already gets you laid when stationed in east Asia.
He is also a musician, and she's a fan of his work.
Also Koreans are fucking easy as shit if they manage to get out of their parents' shadow.

I know it sucks to see a manlet get something in life, but face it D.Va takes the black dick.
>>
>>149979554
>>149979558
mine is at 40c in game

what are you niggers doing?
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This is gold
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>>149979602
Not liquid cooling and using a decent gpu.

Hell mines at 63c right now.
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>>149979584
this post is also 4 u >>149979549 big guy
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>>149978926
Do you think they go skating while holding hands in Hollywood, going to see the new Hana Song movie? Hnnnng
>>
>>149979673
What the fuck happened to the pig- WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO LUCIO
>>
I want to murder you all
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>>149979590
D.Va can take as many black dicks as she likes so long as each of those dicks belong to a man at least 6 feet tall.
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>>149979673
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>>149977910
>>149978176
>#416
>78 mmr
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>>149953236
>>149949146
I have a theory as to why South Korea can't simply kill the giant Kaiju Omnic that menaces it every year despite how mankind has had decades worth of experience destroying Omnics.

The secret behind the Kaiju Omnic's adaptability is that it's a mobile Omnium factory. Damaging the Omnic too much could cause its core to rupture and because it lives so close to Korea even in its dormant state, you've got two possible volatile outcomes:

1) Land: The core detonates and the explosion wipes out whatever coast side city it's attacking, killing everyone there.

2) Sea: The resulting core detonation causes an enormous tidal wave that will wash over the coast. Depending on where it exploded, it may cause severe geological disturbances that could threaten the stability of the entire nation.

The South Korean government, not wanting their country to become the next Australian Outback, send the MEKA pilots to subdue and fight off the giant Omnic while their scientists try to figure out a way to disable it safely. Which, given that it evolves and adapts after each fight, is pretty futile. The bigwigs also want to save face, so they're keeping this information classified, especially from the MEKA pilots.
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>>149979431
>>149979441
So I'm assuming this is bad?
>>
>>149979339
days with zarya, nights with widow
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>>149979802
dear christ
>>
>>149975298
>Literally first time playing Ana (2 days ago)
>Round 1
>DIE Dzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[Achievement Unlocked!]
>Round 2
>Nano boost Genji
>TEAM KILL
[Achievement Unlocked!]

I feel you
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>>149979339
Cowboy stuff with Mcree

n-no homo
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>>149979921
>>
Hey Ghost, are you here?
What is your current level? It it 166?
>>
>>149979701
>pic
Is she giving him a handjob?
>>
>>149952437
ifrit easily
>>
>>149979981
what causes this?
>>
>have a toblerone on the team, turret at back
>whenever the enemy genji tries to seagull us just discord him and let the turret kill him

why do people shit on torb so much? literally the best anti tracer and genji there is.
>>
>>149977174
A sword
>>
>>149980036
Too much curry.
>>
>>149979997
No

Also love how that artist drew him to look so tall. LOL lucio cucks love to draw their favorite happy African taller than he actually is
>>
>>149979921
>>149980036
from the looks of it, junkrat changed to mercy at the last second and the model pose thingy didn't update.
>>
>>149980059
People don't apprentice fine craftsmanship.
>>
It's a sarcastic Mercy saying "Thanks!" every time she dies episode.
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>3 wins in the last 2 days

Fuck this game
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>>149979475
>>
>>149980196
Its a sarcastic teammate saying "Thanks!" every time someone else on our team dies episode
>>
Going to try and fit cuck into every single hero name

What do you guys think?

Cuckna, Cuckstion, Cuck.Va, Cuckji, Cuckzo, Cuckrat, Cuckcio, McCuck, Cuckei, Cuckcy, Cuckrah, Cucker, Cuckhardt, Cuck: 76, Cucketra, Cuckjorn, Cucker, Cuckmaker, Cuckston, Cuckya, Cuckatta
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>>149979443
I played it for like 10 minutes cuz my friend got it for his little brother.

Flashy shiny asses. The menu, music, characters are all catered to that 'awesome mccool heroic' vibe that blizzard's tryna slam down my throat. But that's exactly what it feels like. Kinda.... forced. It's not for me.

>>149979704
Then they roll down to the beach and chillout with tracer and papa 76
>>
>>149980367
>>
>>149980367
I think there is a rule saying that you have to be 18 or older to post here.
>>
>>149980367
>Cucker
>Not T.Cuck
Kill yourself
>>
>>149979921

it's the EVA series from End of Evangelion
>>
>Get Legendary
>B.Va
>Guess I'm trying this hero now
>Take her to quickplay

Holy shit she's a pub stomping goddess
>>
>>149980367
>Someone actually spent time to write this out
>>
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>tfw starting to git gud as ana
>tfw wanna buy her captain amari skin
>tfw 6500 overcoins
>tfw summer skins could be announced any time

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT DO I DO
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>>149980142
My 2 other ships also have a partner with varying sizes. Who cares...
>>
>start every match saying "gambate!"
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When will Lucio cucks realize that Hana doesn't want a fucking manlet?
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>>149980526
I said fuck it and bought plague doctor skin, I still have 2800 left or something. Im also tempted to buy mystery man. Just buy it.
>>
>streamer dude went from 82 to 86 in soloQ, completely carrying every single match

it can be done, you just have to be insanely good. stop whining anons.
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Lucio x Tracer OTP
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>win 2 difficult games, go up 1 rank
>next match get a torbjorn on my team on KotH who doesn't pass out armor, DOESN'T BUILD A TURRET, and DOESN'T EVER USE MOLTEN CORE
>go down 1 full rank from this 1 loss

nice "competitive" mode dotards
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>we need a tank
>picks hanzo
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>>149980634
Who????????
>>
>>149980660
>dotards
are you in the wrong general? we're leaguebabs
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>>149980649
Who wins in a race?
>>
>>149976865
C A N C E R
A
N
C
E
R
>>
>>149980634
>the ranked system works if you're in the top 0.1%

Okay anon
>>
>>149980634
There's a difference between carrying at that level and low levels. At 80 there's a fucking basic level of competency. Low levels is your band of retards vs premades with 1 shitter friend lowering their team mmr
>>
>>149980725
i just like the nice X dotards meme
>>
>>149980727
McCree's face lol!! This is a cute OTP
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>>149980727
lel
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>>149980779
just say overtards or owtards
doesn't sound as good as dotards or gotards though which is a shame
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>>149980807
>lol!!
>>
>>149980526
>>149980601
How do you have so much dosh? What level are you?
>>
>>149980904
>getting upset over internet slang
>>
>76 is supposed to be the Call of Duty character
>Doesn't have a 10m lunge instant kill melee attack

Uhh, Overtards..?
>>
>>149980856
>>149980581
>>149980404
>>149980315
>>149979584
>>149978926
racemixing is disgusting
>>
>>149980920
i have 1500 at level 140 because most legendary skins are crap, and the ones i like i already bought. i don't doubt neet level 400s have tons of monies
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>>149980967
>internet slang
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>>149974694
it's a fictional game with fictional characters you autist
>>
>>149980973
he has a noobtube
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>>149980670
>no builder
>pick ana
>>
>>149980973
Commando should be 76's buff.
>>
>>149980526
>still believing in the summer skins meme

dumb feelposter
>>
>>149980991
go back to /pol/, storm weenie.
>>
This game is fucking impossible to solo que, like what in the actual fuck is wrong with people

Everyone is such a coward
>>
>>149980920
i'm level 151

i haven't bought ANYTHING whatsoever
>>
post career profiles so i know whats good
>>
>>149981134
>Builders
>Not shit
>>
>>149981260
OOGA BUNGA BOOGA
>>
>>149981149

Remove his ult entirely and give him classic killstreaks. 3 gives everyone a minimap and UAV, 5 for a directional airstrike, and 7 for a flying turret drone that floats around the map. Let's go all the way with this garbage.
>>
>>149969109
why does she wear another bra under the sports bra?
>>
>>149980920
Im level 131, I haven't bought any lootcrates, just many gold drops.
>>
>>149976142
How would she make anyone fuck her?
>>
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>>149979921
>>
>>149981425
i dont even know what that's supposed to mean

are you mocking me or something?
>>
Walk your daughter to school.
>>
>>149981579
ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA
>>
>>149981579
It's a shitty meme about you being only good player on the team and rest are trash.
>>
>>149980196
People who play Mercy in ranked in the current patch should be reported for trolling, no exceptions.
>>
>>149974758
When dva ults use your shield for instant 50 charge and shield a teammate if possible
>>
>>149981425
>>149981639

>implying "You are the only constant" applies in Blizzard """"teamwork"""" games
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>>149981637
Make sure her boyfriend knows the score.
>>
>>149981436
That would actually be a lot of fun

Now we replace all his voice lines with "BAMBI" and "TANGO SUCKA"
>>
Dress up in funny clothes for your daughter.
>>
>play ana
>no one else plays support
>halfway through a horrendously losing match
>"hey guys we could use another support"
>reinhard switches
>reaper tracer and genji stay locked in

:DDDXDDD
>>
Im 62 rank in comp. Why the fuck im matching against 75-82 ranks in QP?
>>
>>149981134
You never need a builder and Ana is versatile, you're doing your team good
>>
>tfw you play a raidboss Reinhardt game
>>
>>149981812
reaper should go mcree and its solved unless enemy comp has 2 tanks then tracer should switch to someone else
>>
>>149974208
https://www.reddit.com/r/Rule34Overwatch/
>>
>>149979825
No shit.
I thought that was the obvious reason why it says they tried deactivating the omnium instead of destroying it.
>>
OH SHIT YOU'VE JUST BEEN POWERED UP BY ANA

WHICH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS DO YOU TAKE DOWN FIRST?
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>Temple of Anubis QP attack
>Guy sperging the fuck out about 2 Junkrats on offense
>Complains regularly throughout the match
>We end up winning pretty easily anyway
>One of the Junkrats gets potg
>Total silence from the sperg from that point on

What's with these fuckers? Memes aside it really is just a game, calm your tits.
>>
>>149982025
All of them. Nanoboost is that OP.
>>
>>149982025
Zarya>Hog=Dva>Reinhardt>Winston
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>>149979825
>Kaiju Omnic
Pics?
>>
>>149982025
I rip D.Va out of her mech, then proceed to have my way with her in front of her fans on stream.
>>
>>149982025
>Fire once at Zarya
>Destroy D.Va mech
>Kill winston by accident on my way to Roadhog
>Destroy roadhog
>Get pinned by reinhardt
>Hope my team can finish off the Zarya who wasted her shield and the reinhardt who charged into a lot of crossfire
>Find out it was all for naught because their 6th player is a mercy that our genji didn't bother hunting down
>>
>>149981413
>>149981413
TROLED

N

YR

GAY

ANUS

FAGGIT

L M F A O
>>
>250 health
>teleport
>escape
>highest point blank damage in the game

Just try to fucking defend this shit you fucking flight risks.

>but his damage falloff is crippling!

His damage falloff doesn't even begin until 11 meters out, at which point the spread is just bad enough to demand one extra shot to kill 200 health heroes without aiming for any kind of headshot at all. So I guess I just won't fucking go 10 meters near any corner when there's a reaper on the enemy team.

oh and I'll be sure to just "don't let him get close to you, kill him with range" when he's crawling through flank hallways the entire match. Fuck that and fuck you for using training wheels.
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am i good yet guys?
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children
>>
>>149982025
Nobody, because i was just retreating, have barely any hp as our Ana isn't aware healing charges her ulti as well and after moment of panic i probaly charge into enemy fire and get eliminated asap. Also chances are i'm in fact Lucio, in which case i just shake my head and continue dropping dem beats.
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>playing Zarya in Comp
>enemy team has their Roadhog switch to Zarya after I keep wrecking them
>Zarya ults us and traps four of us
>"DIE DI-"
>give Reaper a mouthful of 90 charge rightclick
>>
>>149982268
He can't kill you from range and if you have anyone near you then you can easily kill him before he gets close to you.

You can also run backwards and shoot at him so he can't get close
>>
>>149982268
You okay?
>>
>>149978040
You wouldn't believe how many Reaperfags spam him in 60+ to inflate their rating.
>>
>>149982268
>try to teleport
>either get killed getting into or getting out, since you are vulnerable as fuck
>no way to kill any hero a feet away from you
>your ultimate relies on the enemy team not seeing you creeping up behind them
>wanting to take away the shotgun from the shotgun hero
>>
>>149982268
Get good
>>
>>149982326
>no dad jeans or cargo shorts with sandals
>reaper dresses like he is in middle school
>>
>>149982025

Zarya, then Reinhardt/D.Va.
>>
>>149981639
>>149981660
That's not what I'm saying

im saying people dont have the balls to do even engage in a fucking video game

charging into the point as reinhardt only to die and watch your team having moved absolutely nowhere

it's so frustrating, you don't have to be a genius to realize "oh our tank is pushing into the point, let's follow"

nah, better take it safe and stand back and make sure the point is already halfway taken over before i move in
>>
>>149982268
>stay at long range
>reaper can't do shit

lmao git gud you clueless shitter faggot retard
>>
>>149981815
Guys?
>>
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>>149982326
>Reaper not with Jesse
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>>149982648
You never should play reinhardt in solo q, nobody has the brain to comprehend that your teammate is alone at point/payload. Also if there's one retard on your team aka hanzo who cant aim the arrows or genji who can't flank its already 5v6.
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>>149981815
because theres not enough 75+ players and to make up for average theres always shitter 60-65s
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>>149982661
Because QP matchmaking is fucked, anon. I was matched with a rank 75 Korean Widowmaker main. I still beat him in every sniper duel, though.
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Any chance blizzard will consider lowering match duration for non-payload modes? Half the reason why i don't bother with comp is not wanting to deal with spending 30 minutes just to lose because lmao coinflip
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>>149982830
KOTH are insane in this as well. At least add two new maps for each so it isn't that boring.
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>>149982591
>reaper dresses like he is in middle school
perfect
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>>149981815
im high 70s mmr when i qm i play against tons of 50-60s

no surprise you usually have 1 or 2 high ranks on your team too
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>>149982326
>How do you do fellow kids
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>>149982830
I wish they were shorter because I rarely have 30 solid minutes to commit to anything worthwhile.
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>>149982304
that depends
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>>149982410
Like I said, flanking hallways. In which case it's 3, MAYBE 4 hits that just have to be aimed somewhere near center mass before you're dead. Better hope you don't miss even one of your headshots or your dead.

Kiting him? Alright let's hope you have some mobility move because he can just use his escape and close the distance.

Did you somehow turn the tide and get the advantage on this 250 health bastard? Well hope you didn't want a kill because he's casually drifting his way back to his team.

To be clear, I don't have an issue with him being good. What I fucking hate is how much hand holding that hero does. There is no other character in the game that is so easy to do well with by a long shot and he just so happens to be a counter to half the roster.
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>>149982441
>>149978040

A good D VA
Reinhardt
Genji
Tracer
McCree
Pharah (reaper can absolutely deal no damage to her at all once she jumps)

Roadhog if he lands a hook

Good widow maker as reaper has no way of getting close to her as she can head shot his teleports

Symetra can 1v1 him if she catches him looking the other way trying to kill sentries

Winston with ult and good ones dodging in and out of shield

Good Mei

Good 76 if he keeps spacing and doesn't try chasing the reaper into close quarters

Good junk rat if he lands knock back or baits into a trap

Good zarrya can stall him long enough for help to kill him 2v1

Good Lucio, mercy, and zenyatta can counter his ultimate with theirs
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>>149982648
>charge onto point
>Q and kill 3
>hold up shield to delay death
>die

>my team is still poking around corners at a mid range

I have no friends and I just want to hammer. It is a hard life.
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>>149981815
because QP doesn't give a fuck about rank, only some internal MMR is counted. At least you get actual people instead of unranked or 30-40 mouthbreathers who do fuckall the entire match
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>it's another "genji staying behind my shield like a fucking pussy"

FUCK YOU GENJI
GO FLANK AND KILL PEOPLE
YOU DON'T GET TO BE BEHIND MY SHIELD
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>>149982830
This.
Pros of comp are: hero limit, more likely good teammates, longer matches = more xp
Cons: coinflip, still despite being comp people who can't communicate, people who refuse to switch.

I'd play more comp but losing to coinflip is outright cancer.
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Sombra leak XDDDD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZdCKpB4Woo
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>>149982462
I'm glad that reaper is fairly strong. I've always liked playing with shot guns but outside of halo the shotgun has been severely weak in every game.

Overwatch is one of the few games where the shotgun actually out dps other guns in close range
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>>149983161
>tfw you're Reaper and lose a 1v1 to Widowmaker
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frens bein frens
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Should I main Reaper? I can't aim for shit and he seems strong af

How do I play him?
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whoah hold on there stranger

are you the good?
are you the bad?
or are you the ugly?

the new brawl is pretty fun though
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>>149983394
> aim
> reaper
Is this bait? Just get up close and fuck your enemies faces.
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>>149983304
Meatshots feel pretty good too. Good day to be a shotgun enthusiast.

>>149983394
Shred tanks, aim for the heads, dont wraith form into q but drop down and q instead. Teleport to high ground.
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>get queued together with the same 3 man stack for 3 games as rein
>we win all those 3 games, I get at least 3 medals each game
>they are all pretty cool people, a genji, ana, and mercy
>they add me and ask me to join their group
>sorry m80s I have to go now, gl hf next game!
Fuck guys how do I stop being an autist?
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>when you're gold eliminations and damage
>as Reinhardt
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>>149983158
That's why you put sentries to protect from flanks.

Also you shouldn't be out alone near a place where a flanker is coming from and you should be able to fight him before he gets into range. Also just call it out and concentrate some fire on him.

A reaper that doesn't get kills or ultimate is pretty useless
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>>149971745
Horosho, I agree.
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>>149983469
that's what I was saying, I can't aim and he doesn't need aiming
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>>149983571
If he's allowed to swing his hammer around he's a beast
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>>149971825
The gorillas don't give a shit about the humans.
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>>149983682
He does since reaper has to aim for headshots as well. And since most of the cast has thin hitbox it's not easy upclose.
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>>149983389
>papa jack gives jamie extra allowance if he promises to cockblock lucio

>[THIRD WHEEL INTENSIFIES]
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Which hero is secretly a tranny?
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Blizzard sends you an offer :

1. You will receive 1000 credits every week

2. You will never lose rank in ranked matches no matter how many times you lose

3. Your """"main"""" gets buffed

in exchange, you must fuck the D.va in this picture once a week.

Do you accept?
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>>149983335
I used to think she was free kills but then I met some good ones.

Reaper has nothing he can do to deal with good ones since her escape is instant and he can't follow her onto certain roofs since he needs to teleport up there. While he is channeling teleports she can just line up a head shot as he arrives and reaper can not activate wraith form quick enough before taking damage.

There's like two or three places I've seen widows jump up to that reaper has no way of dealing with.
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>>149983394
dont forget to spam ctrl while ulting
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>>149983802
widowmaker
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>>149983781
holy fucking shit this is gold
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>>149983834
What does that do i've never pressed it
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>>149983806
how can they possibly nerf all of that
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>>149971825
I thought that Winston was the smartest of the Gorillas, and that's why he was taken under the wing of the scientist he got his name from. I assume that the other Gorillas were of average human intelligence, but not geniuses, like Winston.
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>>149983806
Yes
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>>149983806
No
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>>149983806
to be honest id probably propose the second i see her
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>>149983834
why?

>>149983781
really? he can 2-shot everyone who isn't a tank
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>>149983806
How many times?
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>>149983878
Kys
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>>149983832
she is free kills if you don't try to rush head on (but this applies to pretty much everything)
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>>149983912
jts implied that hes a rebel of sorts, meaning there probably are gorillas just as or even smarter than him.

they only reason he came home was because he was the only one who loved the humans and took on the name of the doctor named winston who took care of him
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>>149983806
Maybe
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>>149983806
D.Va: 1 (thousand pounds) Bad guys: 0
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>>149983834
TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
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>>149983806
I DONT KNOW
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Is "Young Genji" supposed to be canon? It has green fucking hair.
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>>149983806
only if she has a penis
>>
So tf2 has its standard class composition for 6v6 competitive
Two scouts
Two soldiers
Demo
Medic

Does overwatch have something similar?
Basically a newb wondering which classes I should get really good with
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>>149983335
>Manny Calavera stuck on a puzzle.png
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>>149984103
>weeaboo playboy
>green hair
so what is wrong?
>>
What button is the command to defend the point?
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>>149984103
his old self was described as a carefree idiot who spent all his money on bitches and hoes

daddy shimada sent onii-chan to rough him up and straighten him out. but nearly killed him instead.
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>>149984029
No you don't understand.

Yes if you catch her at ground level she's easy to kill but if she's up on certain roofs then you literally have 0 options against her.

She can hear your teleports and head shot you as you arrive.

A genji can probably chase her anywhere she goes but a reaper can not
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>>149983806
I just want the credits. Can I stop after I have enough credits to buy everything I need or am I locked into this deal for life?
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How does Death Blossom work?

Is the damage constant? Or 200 instance damage each second? If not, how much damage would be reduced with armor?
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>>149984242
a deal with blizz is a deal with the devil.


you will be given immortality but with the twist that youll have to crush that puss for the rest of time.
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>>149984115
I thought it was heavy and medic that were necessary
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>>149984201
Same as "Understood" (default: F) with crosshair on the objective's icon
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>>149984103
Yes
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>>149984201
f while looking at the point
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>>149984286
just imagine that if youre in the aoe, theres an invisible reaper that is unloading shots at you point blank range
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1 hour and 15 minutes until High Noon
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>>149984340
Where is it, nepal?
>>
>>149984340
>>149984169
Okay I guess he dyes it, but that's an """"interesting"""" design choice.
>>
>>149984204
But that's wrong. His father was the only one keeping him safe. As soon as he died, the clan elders sent made Hanzo kill him.
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>>149984340
Oh my fucking fuck, I thought these plastic faces in young Shimada skins were made ironically.
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>>149984471
that's the balcony room on the second point on hanamura
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>>149984335
i have never actually figured this out

also, blizz needs to increase whats on the chat wheel. its so fucking limited
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>>149984115
Currently, this is what I believe is the meta

Main DPS: McCree
Off DPS: S76/Reaper/Genji

Tanks are all viable and completely depend on the situation. Typically, there will always be a Zarya though.

Main support: Lucio
Off support: Zenyatta
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>hanamaru defense
>we pick 6 D.va
>enemy call us tryhards
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>>149984538
Abandon all hope, TF2 still doesn't have useful voice commands after 9 years.
>>
>>149984538
it's designed so controllers can easily snap to an option without thinking too much on it. More options means more likely to hit the wrong choice when it counts
>>
What is the best old lady Ana skin?

I was thinking Merciful.
>>
>>149984564
I forgot to mention that 2 support, 2 tank and 2 dps is the typical ranked line up. KOTH is where you'll see people diverge from this rule though.
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>Suck at widow
>Shooting reinhart shields all match
>Somehow get card at end
>75% accuracy
>"Wow man you're really good"
>"Probably carried"
>7 votes
>mfw
>>
>>149984630
SPY! is seriously the only useful command in TF2
>>
>>149984507
oh okay, i thought it was his dad that sent hanzo.
>>
>>149984408
so armor reduces the damage by 50%?
>>
>>149984582
yesterday i was against and with an all D.Va team. It's too good
>>
>>149984647
>using anything else than official and best skin Shrike or at least Wasteland if you want a legendary this much
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>>149984507
>send made
Fuck, I forgot to delete "sent"
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>>149981761
>that fucking hand
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>>149984758
>Wasteland
Young Ana is better.
>>
>>149984691
What do people play in KotH that works?
>>
>>149984810
Like, people typically play to the meta in KOTH, but if you're going to see people mix it up with stuff like no tanks or triple tanks, that's where it'll be.
>>
>>149983806
only once a week no strings attached? I can deal
>>
>>149984790
>shitskin sniper wolf snockoff
no
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>be reinhardt
>have ult
>enemy reaper uses death blossom
>use my own ult
>he doesnt get stunned

what? how? is it because hes floating? and not on the ground? it never happened to me before so i was pretty surprised
>>
>>149983806
>big tits
>fat ass
>thick thighs

what's the downside?
>>
>>149952437
It's Harmonious you memelord
>>
>>149984731
I'm not that guy and I don't know but it seems like I instantly kill 200 health heroes. Like they evaporate as soon as I hit ultimate.

Shit like zarrya and reinhardt can last long enough to do things while low on health.

D VA just tanks almost all of it with her abilities and then mech does and she lives in zero suit.

If zenyetta ults I don't seem to deal any damage. If Lucio ults I just barely manage to kill shields before my ult fades
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>playing Zarya on Volskaya comp
>Panzerkampf comes on
>>
>>149984956
Nah, you must've fucked it up somehow or the reaper got bubbled, earthshatter knocks reaper out of death blossom
>>
>want to train with a hero on QP
>every time I pick him we get stomped
>>
>>149983806
What's the catch?
>>
>>149984956
Maybe he spins in the air and is thus exempt from it in a way that fellow floaty Zenyatta isn't.

Also, I had the reverse happen. Dude used Earth Shatterer and then I used my alt and I didn't get nocked down.
>>
>>149985060
i dunno, i see their health slowly whittling down
>>
>>149984864
What level are you guys that keeps talking about this 2 supports and 2 tanks meta?

Because I never see it in my games
>>
Post-buff Ana is so fun
How did people even manage with 6 shots at such a slow firing speed?
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>>149985141
>play QP
>team insists on tryharding
Why don't these retards go to ranked and let me Hanzo in peace
>>
>>149985173
Rank 65.

Don't expect to see it in QP.
>>
>>149985173
>What level are you guys
rank 61, who cares about level?
>>
>>149985173
I see double tank double healer in almost every single game above rank 60.
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>>149984956
>yfw shield counters Earthshatter
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>zarya tries to 1v1 me as dva when she has no charge
>>
>>149985170
I see that happen to tanks and shit like molten core torbj.

But normal torbj, Lucio and mercy just instantly blow away and die. I don't think I've ever seen their health move.

I'm guessing it deals like 200 health or something at point blank since I see reapers take a hit and wraith while super low
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>>149985391
>zarya tries to 1v1 me as dva when she has 70% charge
>>
>>149985407
>>149985407
>>149985407
>>
>>149985391
Zaryas who try to 1v1 D.va at close range when they have no charge are probably <50
>>
>>149984936
She's a brown qt. Egyptians aren't shitskins.
>>
>>149984758
>day 1 of Ana
>first QP of the day my team goes all Ana stack
>every single one had Shrike

Uh, no thanks. Literally the default skin is less common.
>>
>tfw it's high noon and there's only one person in your room to shoot
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>when you hook a tracer mid blink and you just know she's about to go cry on the forums about tickrate
>>
>>149978808
Rolling isn't edgy enough
>>
>tfw reaper needs a console nerf but will never get one because he was almost explicitly designed for the console kiddy demographic
>>
>>149986407
excuse me console plebeian, this is a PC-Overwatch only thread so please remove yourself.
>>
>>149986626
I play on both because my irl friends only have it on the xshit.
>>
I only lack a legendary for Bastion and Ana now.

I have a shit Symmetra one, but her legos all suck.

2k credits, should I save for new skins or just finish off the ones I don't have?
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>>149984340
why does this remind me of Jade Empire?
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>playing zarya on numbani
>team seems competent at first, discussing strats
>get in, healers (ana, zen) arent healing, are trying to snipe be offensive DPS, offensive DPS (junkrat, pharah, 76) is hanging back constantly in cover
>can never get any charge because nobody is every pushing and taking damage
>get completely fucked 15m from win
>pharah: I got 3 gold metals, what the fuck were you all doing
>mfw
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Any more advanced tips for Jet Set Radio man, Tumblr Putin lady and "Vaping is spiritual" man?
>>
My ultimate is ready!
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>>149973087
I can count on my hand the number of times that has worked on even this shittiest of reapers since his fth nerf.
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>>149990835
>>149990835
>>149990835
>>149990835
>>149990835
NEW
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>>149970925
You deserve it desu senpai
>>
>>149990904
>>149985407
Are you actually retarded?
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