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>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
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>>149906780
NIGGERS
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>>149906830
NEED
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Daily reminder that if you post in this thread you need to uninstall the game.
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>character is played
>/owg/ begins discussing how to nerf it so it is unplayable
>character is unplayed because it is fundamentally unfun / niche
>/owg/ begins discussing how to overbuff it so it can do things it was never supposed to
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hana song
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Smugmaker
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>>149906975
awww shit
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Nth for Fix your fucking servers blizz.
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mei
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I would play mei more, but she feels exceptionally sucky and too much of a niche pick.
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Am i the only one who have lost all hope in matchmaking?
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>>149907059
Will you faggots quit posting this. Not only are you wrong, but this graph is horribly designed.
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>You seem well Genji~
>I am a different man now I am whole

XTH FOR THAT GUD PUSSY
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>>149907172
What's that?
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>>149907183

seconded
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>>149907171
I haven't touched mei since the projectile hitbox nerf. She wasn't that great before the change.
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Tracer
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> Listen to Mei's voicelines
> Probably the sweetest character in the game
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xth for yay I got a legendary skin at level 99
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>>149906727
>70% winrate on main
>still not able to turn that last 30% because of troll picks from retards
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>>149907291

You get a pretty soft heart after fatty tissue starts building in it.
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>get best dva skin
> junebug
How do i git gud at her /owg/?
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does the enemy bot team ALWAYS need 2 Zaryas, Roadhog, and 2 Zenyattas? Gets old fast with the tanky stalling.
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>>149906780
Guy's I climbed from 54 to 57. Did I do good?
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Play Ana

>Ana pls change
>Change
>IDIOT CHANGE ALREADY

Okay... what maps is Ana good at? Not point control, I noted that already
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can't they adjust hitboxes for every character separately?

if they wanted to nerf Hanzo, why nerf every other projectile hero?
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>>149907407
why
are
you
playing
against
bots
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>>149907379
>hold left click
>maybe right click if you're low or if there's an enemy ult
>shift occasionally
>q to win
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>>149907379
stop tying to play a class just because you got a fancy skin for it.
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>>149907425
improvement is improvement, regardless of what others say
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>>149907407
>Playing against bots
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>>149907379
Boost into faces holding shield, pull trigger over skull, boost away.
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>>149905389

What they did to Mercy was painfully stupid, in the beta they realized that having her ult charge slowly wasn't fun for anyone involved so they sped it up. This meant that now her ult was more of a hybrid ability that you could use as a big teamfight counter or as something to revive a solo player here and there, overall it greatly scaled off the mercy players game sense and knowledge and was a very fun ability to use. In many cases doing a solo revive was just what you needed to completely steamroll a section of the map, you just had to understand when to do it. One of the big advantages of having her ult charge was also the fact that she alone gave the defending team a chance to win, in most cases she could get her ult up during the first push of a map and this meant that the attackers couldn't mindlessly dive in and get killtrades for an easy victory as she could use her revive to stall things out. The problem you have now is that the attackers spawning much closer than the defenders means that D.va/Winston can freely jump in and the attackers can just speedboost into a point now and if they get any trades at all they instantly win.

Unfortunately they gave in to the trench players whining and now Mercy is unplayable in any serious/high rank match. If they boosted her ult charge back you might see an equal representation again of Lucio and Mercy instead of 100% Lucio, as it stands now though if she is going to keep a slow ult charge then they need to buff her in other ways, more healing, more survivability, and more value on damage boost in some way.

>Character designed to be a pure healer
>No defense
>No offense
>Healing output isn't even the highest anymore
>No utility (damage boost was never great, now discord makes it obsolete)
>Using ult is still a death sentence
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>>149907429
she's alright in most maps desu. don't listen to shitters and play whatever you want if you're good at them.
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>>149907432
but they didnt want to specifically nerf hanzo

why would they target nerf a hero that was already shit tier? they did it because the projectile hitboxes were ridiculous and allowed you to hit people around corners.

now they just need to buff the weaker projectile heroes in other ways but adjusting the hitboxes was definitely right move even if it made some already weak heroes even weaker.
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>>149907432
They didn't want to nerf Hanzo, they wanted to get rid of those bullshit kill cams where some guy shoots into a doorway at random and headshots you when your shoulder is barely peaking out from behind a corner

Hanzo just happened to get those the most often because they were all the character was good for
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>>149907087
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>>149907379

>not b.va

Oh well. On KOTH you stay around the point while knocking people out and blocking damage with your shield (raising your apm) and also shoot people close up, if you have the point

If you dont and on Payload and capture she is like an annoying fat insect. Fly around and flank, get up close by sneaking or using shields then do some damage and run when it gets too dangerous
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I can't take it anymore, i've been playing nothing but D.va because it feels like if i pick something
else we are always losing because i can't do everything, what other characters carry pugs?
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>>149907429
Any offence if you can use her kit well.
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>>149907303
i dont want average stats or some top player
just a normal guy
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>Mei's ice block now slides on the ground with her momentum
>Damages and slows enemies you collide with while bouncing off
>Hockey puck mei
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>>149907006
tfw you talked a big game but finished quick
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>>149907550
the ult nerf wasn't the problem, it was the zen buffs. Zen + lucio is just better than lucio + mercy. Zen deals more damage and can debuff while healing and hanging back.
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>>149907429
>CHARGE ME HERR DOKTOR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNeikvoqQ-s
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>keep unboxing legendary skins for shitty heroes

wew
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>>149906989
Why wouldnt you want to change the role of a character that was originally fundamentally unfun and/or niche?
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>>149907709
>just a normal guy
do you even know what average means
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>>149907746

Lucio+Mercy would be even worse now, in that lineup pre patch Lucio generally heals for a LOT more but with her ult charging so quickly it wasn't an issue. Now though if you tried it it would take a month for Mercy to build her ult up unless the Lucio specifically tried his hardest to not heal at certain times.

But yeah Zen is really broken right now.
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>>149907550
Did they actually change Mercy at all in the past couple of patches?

She surely can't be unplayable just because there are fewer pharahs to let her float around in the air where you don't even want to be for he same reason that there are fewer pharahs. Oh maybe she's just unplayable because you believe everything shitters in this awful thread tell you.
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>>149906989
How pissed would people be if Blizzard actually nerfed Genji into the ground and buffed Mei and now instead of getting hassled by Genjis they were getting frozen all the time
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>>149907059
>soldier auto aim has high skill celing
>automatic fire,noobtube
>hit scan
>self heal
>he has 4 abilities
>his other is sprint
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>Four people on the other team leave in one game
>Two people on my team leave in the next game
>Three people on my team leave in the next game
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>>149907702
Roadhog is my designated do-everything-myself-team-pls-where-are-you character. If I just want to tryhard and my team is floundering and being useless, Roadhog is great because he doesn't need a team to do his job, similar to D.va.

They can both 1v1/flank well, they're both really hard to kill, and they both have some way of staying alive for a long time without a healer.
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>level 52
>duo que into 3 stack and a solo
>apparently the 3 stack played with the solo last game who say the solo is "toxic"
>says things in an aggressive way but makes sense like "we don't need a mei"
>the 3 stack intentionally throw the game and say to the solo "have fun staying in the 50s"
Is this the fate of every competitive online game now?
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>>149908010
>you're using his ult 100% of the time

That's a dumb infographic but you're dumb too.
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>KotH
>we get stomped first round
>2 ragequits in our team
>we stomp them second round
>2 ragequits in their team
>we stomp them third round
>3 ragequits in their team after 1 minute

I don't even know if I should blame players for their allergy to perseverance or Blizzard for creating such a shitty matchmaking.
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>>149908103
>stacks getting triggered by an aggressive talker
Yes.
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Was mid 50s, had a killer losing streak, now 48. Haven't played in days (medical shit). Have mic, will be sociable. In NA.Come play with me?

Virgil#1666
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>>149908018
>join into the game at 1minute
>enemy captures point
>4 people leave
nice matchmaking
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Every time Lucio says "I'm feelin' some good vibrations!" I think he has a vibrator up his ass.
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>>149908242
>Virgil

more like VIRGIN LOL
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This game is really boring now desu not even trolling

I don't even think it's worth $40.
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>>149908337
I read that in d.va's voice
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>>149907183
i'm just trying to help new people out
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>>149908337
xD
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>>149907810
yeah an inaccurate representation of a player who's not complete shit like 75% of the population
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>>149908010
>>149908158
>>you're using his ult 100% of the time
I never stated this in my post but ok.
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>>149908353
You have to identify a character you want to fuck and then play nothing but that character
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Reminder that Mercy is cutest and purest waifu.
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question for the other 3 Ana players in the thread: which characters are the best to use your ult on? I've been prioritizing D.va, soldiers with ults, and Winstons.
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>>149908337
Uh, ok.... Does that mean you only play with sexually experienced individuals?
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Post and rate. mainfags aren't allowed.
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>>149908474
reinhardt for sure.
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>>149907937

They nerfed her ult charge rate by 30% which as noted greatly reduces her chances to counter offensive pushes. Combine that with Zen being buffed to mandatory status and D.va+McCree being able to kill her a lot easier and you have yourself a problem.

She is unplayable because she is still fragile, has more threats to worry about, and can no longer rely on her ult. It's far better to go with Lucio now because he is harder to kill and speed boost >>>>>>>>>>>> damage boost.
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>3 people leave the match
>rank drops by 1/3

I thought your rank wasnt supposed to drop that far when people leave
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>>149907550
>implying mercy is garbage now just because her ult is a tad slower
If zen didnt get a buff to become useful shed have the same pick rate because she is good at what she does and revive is still one of rhe most op ults in the game. Shes in a weird spot where 2 supports are practically brand new and people are still trying to get their chance at play them. She is probably a close third to zen best support, as lucio is easily the king and probably will be forever because theres nothing they coild possibly nerf.

Ie. A mercy on your team isnt a bad thing and playong her as your heal support isnt bad either(lucio is just better)
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>>149908467
^^
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>>149908497
faggot
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What's a fun way of trolling peeps in this game?
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>Route 66 Attack
>Allies lock-in Hanzo, Widowmaker, and Ana immediately

Rating 56 is suffering.
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>>149908467
how can someone be so pretentious

>nickname yourself "Mercy"
>cosplay as an angel
>literally make your rocket boost in the style of angel wings

imagine going to the hospital and a doctor running around wearing a Cupid halloween costume
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>>149908474
Reinhardt
Decent Genjis who have ult
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>>149908250
>Start a fourth ranked game
>Leaver within the first minute
I should just give up, holy shit.
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What is the saltiest player you've ever encountered /owg/? What caused it?
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>>149908474
Lucio, always Lucio, nothing else is more heart warming than playing support and knowing some one else has your back.

And then punching the enemy Dva in the face till she dies.
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>>149908589
>mad he can't play more than his shitty soldier/reaper
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>>149908496
No, Im a virgil myself...
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>>149908638
me
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>>149908598
>being this triggered about a game
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>>149907963
>Sym...can be addressed by Blizz soon with any luck.
it will be an insane overcompensation buff which will make life hell until they nerf her again. god i hate blizzard so much
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>>149908474
Is this even a question
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>Tracer being an absolute pain in my tuckus as Junkrat
>Lay down a trap and an airbag
>Hide behind corner
>Sure enough she comes sprinting into it
>Blow bag and step around corner and aim at her feet for the rewind
>Blow Tracer the fuck out
>Rinse and repeat 6 times till they switch to Reaper
>Gets snapped in trap again
>He doesnt phase out of it and remains stuck in the Reaper ghost walk nonsense
>Stare at him and then plonk a ball right into his forhead and blow the airbag
>Sodium levels spill out into chat and me being a toxic asshole type right back to him
>"Put an x on your forhead so i know where to teabag you later"

I fucking hate yet live this game. Coin flips are dicks tho'
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>>149907429
don't play Ana. Name one scenario where Ana is more useful than a Lucio or a Zenyatta: You can't.
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>>149908592
>lock-in
you relize you can change character in any given time if youre in base right?
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>>149908701
At least i don't have 18% accuracy on Zenyatta. Just stop playing him and learn to aim.
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We can all agree that Tracer needs to be balanced like all the other heroes now.

Give her 200hp.
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>>149908590
Post dumb opinions ITT
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>>149908638
A Zarya player who got on voice chat in a ranked KOTH match to say that our team was terrible at the end of the first found. Our Lucio player wrote "team includes you" in chat and the guy spent the rest of the match going nuclear on the Lucio over mic.
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>mfw Lucio does nothing but stand in spawn during overtime
>mfw he could've contested but he leaves the game early instead
YOU'RE STILL GOING TO GET A LOSE ON YOUR RECORD, WHY QUIT?
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>>149908845
Holy fuck. Which general have you snuck in from, since you clearly have no clue what the game consists of.
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>>149908525
>>149908608
really? I thought so at first but every time I boost a rein/ulting genji they never seem to do anything

>>149908695
got you bro. I'm gonna do it for you.

>>149908815
maybe I'll try this when I play with my zenyatta-playing friend since I trust him to actually hit people instead of missing every single orb
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>>149908474
Reinhart, Reaper for normal. S76 or Genji for ults. DVa is a terrible choice
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>>149909014
>tfw im level 200+ with 70 rating

go back to your moba, lolbab
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NERF JUNRAT

FUCKING GUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT

REQUIRES VERY LITTLE SKILL TO FUCKING DESTROY THE OTHER TEAM

ITS HORSE SHIT WHEN URE PUTTING A FUCK TON OF EFFORT IN AS A GOD DAMN MCREE ONLY TO DIE FOR A FUCKING JUNKRAT 1000 FEET AWAY TO SHOOT A FUCKIG BALL IN THE AIR THAT HITS YOU

ITS HORSE SHIT THIS GAME ALLOWS CANCER LIKE JUNK RAT

REMOVE HIM FROM THE GAME, OR MAKE HIM REQUIRE MORE SKILL TO BE GOOD. OR FUCKING GUT HIM

seriously, why play him? dont you want a challenge? why play a class if its going to be so easy? thats not fun
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>>149908474
Good Genjis, with Ana ult they can instakill 200 health characters even through a Zen ult.

Random game though, Reinhardt is pretty good, Roadhog with ult is pretty good, D.va is...okay, not the worst thing but it's still a tank.

Reaper is actually very good, don't seem him mentioned much but even without death blossom, a fast Reaper that can one shot people is fucking deadly
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>play mercy
>keep everyone alive
>if someone dies revive them
>0 deaths
>enemies don't even contest the point once
>genji ults to chase me and I jump around from person to person kiting him

jeez fucking owned
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>have high mmr and rank
>keep getting put in matches with 2 genji and 2 mercy
>everytime the Mercy's heal each other and play jump rope with the genjis

The literal fuck is going on, That's 10 matches today this shit has happened and all different people. I'm fucking ranked 70 why do I keep getting put in matches with people who have a CP rank of 10-20 on my team and the other team having 50 and 60s.
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>>149908497
Just leave, dude.
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How do I make friends that play Overwatch?
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>>149908574

At rank 70+ since the patch I've only seen Mercy picked a few times and she has lost every single round while contributing next to nothing. In pro games her pick rate is incredibly low and mostly only used for meme bastion setups.

As someone who through beta and retail has 130-150 hours combined on Mercy I can in all honesty tell you that in this meta she is unplayable. She dies even easier and is no longer a constant threat, she used to be a defensive god but is now a liability on the defensive side.
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>>149908875
>y-you have low average accuracy!!1
>I'm not mad because I suck and can't play zen, y-you suck!

get a load of this anon
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>>149909028
>every time I boost a rein/ulting genji they never seem to do anything

just because they're shitters. A boosted gengi can easily solo an entire team with 240 damage a slice during his ult. Reinhardt just becomes tanky as fuck and deals 140 damage a swing with his hammer which is pretty disruptive.
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>>149909028
Boosted Reins shred teams all the time
Genji is hit or miss, should probably ask them in chat if they want it first
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who /shitter/ here
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>When you fire strike a Junkrat's tire out of the air to save your team and make him leave the game
>When you charge a mei out of her ice block and spray her corpse
>When you get nanoboosted and beat the living shit out of a Dragonblade Genji bm'ing in chat all game

Why is Reinhardt so based?
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Why are there so many sniper characters in this game? The only one we need is Widowmaker. They can drop everyone else tbqh.
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>>149909121
Then you know that you can only use one of each hero in comp?
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>>149908701
Dude, please leave
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Reminder that average accuracy is irrelevant because you have unlimited ammo
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>>149908638
This fucker named Grouch. Dude starts games off with telling both teams
>Just want to know, you all suck dicks and I fucking wish you were all bloated corpses in the ganges

Then plays Lucio or Zenyatta while bitching at people over mic on his own team while still being a competent support. Ive had him in 3 games and he makes me so fucking angry just from being such a DICK
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how do i make a gf that plays overwatch
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How many people from /pol/ are here?
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>this guy in ranked
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>>149908701
>>149908589
>>149909154
Don't samefag in a /vg/ thread, you fucking autist.
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>>149909347
>make

first you need to rob some graves for parts.
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You can only save one
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I get that people want to play Genji because robot ninjas are cool and all, but how can they possibly be having fun in ranked when they don't get any eliminations and do fuck all the entire match while the rest of the team yells at them?
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>>149909128
i usually don't agree with autists but i have to agree in this case
he has to be removed from the game.
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Reminder that there's literally no reason to ever pick Symmetra now that Ana and Zenyatta are better secondary supports

Reminder that if you pick Symmetra you should be rounded up and shot in town square
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>>149909176
>Gets shit on by three people
>bad at playing his favorite characters
>still in full damage control mode

I'd take that anons suggestion and leave for a bit.
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>>149909347
>>149909431
this, get a copy of n'gasta kvaka kvakis and learn how to reanimate your perfect waifu
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>>149909347
>introduce gf to Overwatch
>tfw she cucks me for McCree
That's fine.
Mercy is so much better than her anyways.
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>>149908638
guy at the end complaining about hook hitbox being too big.. i was the roadhog. i know you waiver your right to be likeable when you pick roadhog but he seemed chill i felt bad
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>overtime
>3 people alive
>our winston ults
>timer is at literally 99%, if he just pushes them off we win
>he fucking jumps off the point

jesus christ you can't make this shit up. rank 65.
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Most cancerous heroes to play against Power Rankings

1. Genji
2. Tracer
3. Mei
4. A good Ana

15. Roadhog


900000. Everyone else
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>>149909441
From what?
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>>149909561
>reanimate your perfect waifu
You mean, resketching another character from a anime?
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>>149909441
>Mei is thin
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>>149909441

Mercy, she can resurrect.
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>>149909150
comp rank is different from MMR

means you got carried to 70 comp, but you in game stats are shit enough to get matched with total idiots, meaning you're one of them
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>>149909176
Kill yourself.
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>>149909527
but she's not a secondary support, senpai. she's a defense hero and a tele slut.

>>149909609
>tfw your bf plays nothing but roadhog
i-i always knew he was into bara
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>>149909154
>>149908589
>>149909323
>>149909532
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>>149909121
Kay. So if you're used to the game you no doubt know most players, especially around rating 50 are shitters who main and never change off.
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>>149909347
20 lbs
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>>149909706
The Poorly Drawn Fanart Dimension, you can only save one
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>>149909128
i want shitters to leave.
if you get outdueled by a junkrat as any offense hero you're shit.
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>>149909176
What are you even talking about? Are you mentally challenged? How is anything you're greentexing in correlation to the post you're replying?
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>>149909768
>your bf
What are you, fucking gay?
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>>149909742
>got carried to 70
Cute.
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>>149909774
>gets buttblasted
>posts anime reaction face to hide lack of comeback
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>>149909441
I'll save anyone except for the artist.
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Now entering: Attack
>Volskaya Industries
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>>149908497
>00:51 obj time as Reinhardt
>8k dmg blocked
>8 deaths

???
Please don't play Reinhardt. Ever.
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>>149910030
enjoy your free win unless you're in shitter MMR

not even joking that mode is heavily favored for the attacking team.
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>>149909864
Hana it is.
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>>149909890
>2016
>being straight
have you even tried dick, anon?
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>>149909441
this fucking picture
>d.va has pharah's face
>mei is literally not mei at all
>who the fuck is that guy in the middle even supposed to be
>>
Will Whitehat McCree make me a better player?
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>>149909768
i bby i fuck u hard ;)
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>>149910114
>Not saving Genji or Hanzo
You're the reason why anime is cancer
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>>149909523
Either they've muted chat or they're not having fun but they're going to keep playing him to spite people for yelling at them
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>>149909150
Personally I only play qp to test and practice characters I don't use in ranked
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>>149907171
She excels in low rank hell. People there start to hate you, but if you have good aim and situational awareness you wreck the bad players.

>>149907316
Only one?

>>149907379
I like her out of mech form but can't seem to care for the mech itself.

As for getting good: she's better in payload missions, learn the shouryuken move where you boop with the boosters and melee. Know where your supports are. Use Defense matrix to deal with turrets and snipers as you boost into their face. Sometimes its nice to use the ult just to clear the area and not go for direct kills. 60%+ winrate guarenteed.
>>149907172
No.

>>149907425
You're doing good, at least you're climbing.

>>149907429
If I'm complaining, it's probably because I checked your career profile and noticed that you have zero time in quickplay with her and like eight minutes with her in competitive and we're playing competitive. She's a higher skill character so I'd rather you practice first to answer these questions for yourself.

>>149907407
Having Tanks and healers means there's a lot of HP to help you feed ultimates.
>>149907775
Aww, boohoo, you didn't pray to RNGsus.
>>149908242
I won't add you.
>>149908590
Mei walls in the wrong places
>>149908592
I'm slowly trying to climb out of rank 33 hell. These guys can't even handle Mei (or at least when I play with her), Junkrat, or Hanzo and I keep having to go support.

>>149908892
You having a giggle?

>>149909128
Switch to Pharah. Kill him repeatedly with explosive medicine. Profit?

>>149909159
Just randomly give friend invited to your entire team when you won an liked them. Someone will bite and accept.

>>149909256
Find solidarity in that I had a ten loss streak and got to your level too.
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Me OOGA
TEAM BOOGA
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>>149909924
just let the retard have his peace already
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>>149909441
Why is McCree so sad?
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>>149910114
only correct choice
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>>149909762
>>149909154
>>149908589
>>149909323
>>149909532
>>149909924
Could you please stop shitting up the thread. If you spent half as much time playing the game as you did samefagging that one anon you'd probably be rank 80
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>>149908590
symmetra teleporter off the edge of the map is a classic
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>>149910238
nice blog
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>69
>68
>69
>68
>69
>68

I'm never getting 70, huh?
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What determines what hero is on your main menu? Because mine's always zenyatta and nobody else
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I want to eat out D.va's boypussy
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>>149910030
So? You don't D.Va or something m8?
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>>149910238
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>>149909159
be a healslut
watch the friend requests fly in
ERP between games
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>>149908638
Back when pre-nerf Widow was at large and this Reaper kept stupidly teleporting into free headshots.
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Whats the mandatory picks on attack/defense?

Why do people play tracer/genji on defense?

Why do people play Junkrat/hanzo on attack?
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>>149909609
>introduce gf to Overwatch
>at first she plays Mercy every game and pockets me
>she starts trying other characters because she feels bad about only being able to play support
>now she plays nothing but Junkrat because she wants to fuck Junkrat
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>>149910545
lucio/rein on attack, roadhog/zarya on defense

downs syndrome

i'm-as-good-as-seagull syndrome
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>>149910545
Mandatory: lucio, reaper
Thats it.
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>>149910545
>Why do people play tracer/genji on defense?
based rank 40 bro
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>>149910545
Because a hero can be good outside of their role
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUyoOUUE4YE
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>>149910545
Junkrat works well on attack, if used correctly.

Note the if statement.
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>>149910674
What do i do against downs syndrome and i'm-as-good-as-seagull syndrome?
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>tfw placing the nuke so that it explodes right after meis ice block ends
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>>149910694
>reaper
SPOTTED THE REAPER MAIN!

EVERYBODY, THROW ROCKS AT HIM!
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>>149908638
Two. One faggot in solo ranked screaming at everyone while constantly hero switching and doing nothing only to whine at the Mercy (who had just switched during the last round of koth) like it mattered when we got creamed.
Second a McCree randomly gets mad at a Mercy for not healing him and starts to grief by switching to a random hero every death and just running out solo into the enemy
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>>149910386
I want to throw up when it's symetra
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tfw have hit new record low of 39

What's you're lowest ever /owg/
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Have you seen an Ana potg in rank 55+?
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>>149910801
Fuck off
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>>149910545
>asking /owg/ of all places
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>>149910735
44 sadly. I am trying to get to 50 but i dont know it will be better if i reach it.
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Is 800/5 sensitivity too low in your opinion?
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>>149910816
option A is to accept the probable loss, join them in their idiocy, and have fun playing the video game
option B is to leave the game and try again
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>>149910545

>Whats the mandatory picks on attack/defense?
Whoever you feel most comfortable/necessary to assist the team comp

>Why do people play tracer/genji on defense?
Good flankers can disrupt an assault before it begins

>Why do people play Junkrat/hanzo on attack?
Junkrat can just lob grenades all day on the enemies defenses, beats me on the Hanzo thing maybe they are shitters
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>>149910545
"defense" hero means if you run around a corner they will shoot you in the head
"offense" hero means they're trying to make a frag video so you better pocket them
there are no mandatory picks but if you don't have a healer someone will lose their nerve and pick lucio, normally the most beta person in the group (probably you)
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>>149910872
34 my highest is 36
im >>149909256
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>>149910979
No
I use 800/4 on most heroes, 3.33 on mccree and soldier
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>>149910927
/owg/ is the best place to talk about why TEAM BOOGA. We are experts on the matter.
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>>149910841
Hes my go to offense but i wouldnt say i main him.

>>149908638
Team called a guy out for playing bastion on attack route 66 and he got mad and his only excuse was he paid for the game he can play who he wants. I actually started poking him and he got real mad at the guy who had his mic saying the same thing. We lost obviously.
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>>149910829
>tfw driving junkrat tire in circles around ice block
>her salt when you probably blew an easy quadra kill elsewhere just to make sure she knew her place
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>>149910996
I've seen attack Hanzos do okay since they can take down turrets and disturb defensive encampments

It's rare though
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do russians play overwatch? or are they overwhelming dota and cs
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>>149911045
Yeah I tried to use 800/7 but was sucking too much ass on non-tanks

I'm only rank 52
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>>149910979
No that's like average among cataloged pros
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>>149911014
what about when you get on a team of alpha male bulls and all 6 of you refuse to switch to a healslut
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>>149910545

Mandatory on every side of every map
>Zen
>Lucio
>D.va
>McCree

Then pick one tank and either Reaper, Tracer, or genji
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>>149911057
But it's true.

Earlier I had a team that wouldn't pick tanks and healers and pick genji on defense and hanzo and junk rat on attack

I got gold Medals but still lose.

Then I get a few games where we get multiple tanks and healers and I get gold and silver Medals and jump up two ranks
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>>149910545
Reinhardt.

Many people are dumb and do not bother to shatter his shield.
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>>149910112
>>149910486
They had two torbs, a bastion a symmetra, and mercy and lucio. Fuck that man.
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>>149911187
>not humbly carrying the game as lucio knowing how hard they'd be failing without you
>even if youre 1/3 the size of rein your peepee prolly bigger because negro
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>>149907059
>100 hours in MS paint
>>
>finally get back to rank 61
>its back into rank 67 queueing with rank 55 meme

ah yeah now I remember why the 60s fucking sucked
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>>149911134
pretty sure they don't give a fuck and thought you completely wasted your ult.
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>It's another ana who refuses to switch and get's us spawn camped the entire time
FUCK OFF THIS SHOULD BE REPORTABLE
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>>149911187
ana + zen is the alpha male heal strat, nobody has to play a true healer
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>>149911383
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Thanks for the DC's blizzard.
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>>149910545
who the fuck cares whether its attack or defense, any character can be played regardless on which side you are. You can mine jump over the enemy frontline and blow up their backline with junkrat, you can climb over some walls and snipe their supports from behind with hanzo, on defense - same exact thing with genji, tracer and literallly any other character that isnt a one-dimensional shit like mercy or reinhardt. It all comes down to how effective you are with a hero. You lose not because "omg we had wrong heroes" but because you didnt play well enough. This game fortunately is neither rock paper scissors, nor a moba. Its an FPS - pick your hero, shoot assholes, win games. Stop looking for excuses, git gud.
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>>149911383
>tfw she'll never rain her justice on you
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>People that refuse to play Zarya or Reaper because "b-but tumblr" or "b-but edgyness"
>>
What's the comfiest map and why is it Numbani?
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>>149911586
>people that refuse to de-tumblr zarya AND give her an ushanka in a single skin
>>
Bully the FAT climatologist!
>>
>competitive
>picking ana

can you please just kill yourself instead? you're ruining the match for 5 others.

thanks.
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>>149911538
and another
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>>149910880
Never seen an Ana POTG anywhere
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Someone explain to me how Lucio isn't overpowered.

The old excuse used to be you couldn't accurately gauge his strength because the only "real" healer other than him was Mercy. Now Mercy and Zenyatta have been rebalanced, we have a 4th healer with Ana and Lucio still dominates everywhere.
>>
>attack commences in 30 seconds
>junkrat throws trap left of door
>say "watch out for trap left of door"
>ana runs straight in and dies
How
>>
Is comp safe to play yet?
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>>149911383
>be D.va
>enemy uses JUSTICE
>fly directly in her face with defense matrix
>she's shaking frantically while I absorb her entire ult
>she tries to slowly change her direction, but it doesn't work
>realizes her impending doom
>kill her
>leaves the game

pharah is dvas slut now.
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>>149911538
How do you do well with Mei, torbj, or symetra on attack?
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>>149911463
yeah, that's the salt i was talking about

and ofcourse it's worth prioritizing 1 target over yoloing multikills every time you ult

getting 1 mercy on her way back to ult is more valuable than getting pentuple kill on everyone who isnt mercy.

shitting on mei is always worth it desu
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>>149911749
>competitive
>being a sub 40 shitter

can you please just yadayada thanks
>>
>>149911674
I'm personally a sucker for Gibraltar.

I also like King's Row because you're delivering a payload to kill some Omnics.
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>>149911878
>ana

You answered your question.
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>>149911749
>guy with no time on Ana decides to play her in comp
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>>149908638
I got two salty idiots in the same ranked Numbani match
The first was a Mercy main, second was a Hanzo main. At first Hanzo was minding his own business, but we weren't having much luck capping the point and Mercy started saying it was Hanzo's fault for never standing on the point. Hanzo said it wasn't his job to get on the point when the point still had a bunch of enemies on it. Mercy said he shouldn't be playing Hanzo on attack and that he was bad at Hanzo anyway. He fired back by saying that healing was the easiest role in the game and that Mercy mains didn't have the right to call other players bad. The rest of the match was a slapfight between them about whose character was easier and who was the shittier player. We got stomped and neither of them got cards at the end.
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>>149911929
>tfw love playing Ana but not enough faith in my team to not carry on damage/tank
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>>149911827
>Someone explain to me how Lucio isn't overpowered.
I wouldn't use the word overpowered but his such a core hero and overshadows other healers if not for the small fact that he has to decide between healing or this ridiculous speed boost that it's just too much.
>>
>>149911674
The comfiest map to play on defense is either Gibraltar or Vodka Industries, especially turteling on the last point
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>>149911971
Where does it say it?
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>>149912094
>tfw ana is fun so you just play her and place the outcome of the match in the hands of the MMR gods

life is too short to tryhard all the time, anon.
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>>149911827
he can't actually manage heals the way other healers do. he just exists there in the area with AOE effects, any focused push will roll over the team.

now, lucio in combination with any other healer is an obscene broken mess that totally negates the need for a 5th hero that does damage
>>
>>149911915
Symmetra is just overall shit, dont see a problem with mei, torb - have you never played gunslinger engi or what?

i once played a game against torb main ( inb4 console - on PC; inb4 low rank - rank 70 ), he picked torb on attack and constantly "flanked" us with his turret, building up molten core quickly and then proceeding to rape. They won.
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>>149912059
Why do you guys think it means someone didn't do well if they don't get a card?

I'm gold and silver Medals almost every game and I don't always have cards.

A lot of the time those cards are just dumb shit anyway like amount of damage reflected or something
>>
>>149911674

Numbani and Gibraltar are the best maps IMO
>>
I want to make love to Mei and cum deep inside her.
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>>149911746
Why would you want to bully her?
>>
Here's how junkrat should be buffed: fire rate increased by 100% and increase the number of bombs to ten. Done.
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>>149912238
Nice.
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>>149912269
> he picked torb on attack and constantly "flanked" us with his turret
how the hell would that work

did he just setup a turret near spawn or something

if he's that far from his team, i don't see how he lasted more than 10 seconds.
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>>149911342
if you talk about reinhardt, at least get a better picture.
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>>149910880
Never,even if she ults someone who does a shitload of kills while getting assists and heals ,she won't get it
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>>149911827
all supports should be at the level lucio is at: he's fun, can hit back when threatened, and has some carry potential
that's why zenyatta is also now played often, mercy is unfavored, ana picks make people salty, and symmetra is garbage tier
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>>149912397
He doesn't need a buff. Noobs need to learn to aim with him. His damage is already stupidly high
>>
>>149912504
you build a turret in some place that the enemy team passes by constantly but doesnt directly see. We were playing on route66 and one place i remember were the moving platforms on last point
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>>149912397
No, that's the opposite of how they buff him. Mindlessly shooting and reloading over and over into a hallway is retarded
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>>149912246
This is why Lucio+Zen is so good
AoE heals, single target heals, Discord orb easily making up for whatever Mercy's damage boost could've done, and Zen still puts out a lot of damage himself
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>>149909441
> thin Mei
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>just lost a fucking 5 vs 6
>our last to pick didn't go healer
>had to switch to Mercy
>everyone just ran in and died despite being the defending team
Aaaarghghgh
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>>149912426
I will become the world strongest dad
>>
People who play D.VA need to shoot themselves.
Bad as Flashbang FtH McCree.
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>>149910610

There's three kinds of gamer girls in OW
>My boyfriend forces me to pocket for him as Mercy/I'm looking for a boyfriend that will force me to pocket for him
>I play D.Va/Tracer because I like any real woman I have to be a constant annoying pest to feel validated.
>[Junkrat intensifies]

Category C is a complete mystery.
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>tfw random rtt spikes
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>>149912363
> "make love" instead of "fuck"
Good choice of words, Mei is for love and tenderness
>>
>>149908010
t. under 40% accuracy as soldier
>>
Daily reminder that if you switch to adapt, you are automatically better than players that never switch even once! (especially on pub games)
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>>149911716
> He thinks Zarya isn't cute
>>
Why can't Blizzard just remove Hanzo? Like, what is his use?
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>>149913165
He looked kinda cool in that cinematic.
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>>149912426
Right here, pardner.
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>>149912193
Junkrat says it
>So we're delivering a bomb to scrap some bots and I’m getting paid for it. My kind of job!
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>>149912426

That's sir to you
I hate the new gun. Daddy needs himself some viagra because he has trouble getting his murderboner up
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>>149913126
i dont care about winning in quick play

i just want potg and to piss people off.
switching tells the enemy team im actually a tryhard.

no thanks
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>>149912882
>had to switch to Mercy
you dun goofed
even ana could outheal mercy prebuff, now mercy is just hot garbage for retarded "healsluts" who cant play anything else. Next time consider lucio, zen or ana

before you pick ana i suggest to mute chat to not listen to retards, unmute it once you get to rank 70+
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>Always end up filling Support
>Winrate jumps to 80%
>sample size
>Afraid to play anything other than Support as rating keeps climbing
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>>149913096
Remember, Mei is Chinese

Secretly she's racist, she hates animals and her hunger for sex is that of an ox
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>>149913165
Increasing the odds of losing if you have one on your team.
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>>149913086
Junkrat is easy as fuck to use and "intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor" if you had a vagina like me you'd play him too

Mercy and pharah are the only other pretty girls
Pharah is too hard to use and mercy is boring

Mei is fat and bad to play
Zarya is an ugly bull dyke
Tracer has a dyke haircut and an annoying voice
Widowmaker looks stupid and only has a good ass I'll give her that
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reminder that hana song is literally top tier
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>>149913351
>keep filling support in comp
>ranki drop rate jumps to 80%
>>
>Finally get a group
>They suck

Amazing
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>>149913408
mei is also autistic(hence the hating bullies)

>junkrat:brr, i get cold just lookin' at ya ;)
>mei: then maybe you should look somewhere else...

:/
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>>149907059
seems mostly correct 2bh, everyone who disagrees is a butthurt roadhog, reinhardt, winston or mercy sperg
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What's the best skin and emote this amount of virtual currency can buy?
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WHY DO BEST OUT OF 5 MAPS EXIST

THEY'RE NOT FUN
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>>149913628
A classic skin and "heroic" emote.
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>>149913351
>play Support because TF2 Medic main
>got placed in 42 because got leavers 6 out of 10 placement matches
>keep playing Support, people suck
>rank 40
>start playing Zarya because I'm done with these motherfuckers
>rank 67 by instalocking Zarya every game from that moment on
CYAT!
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>>149913695
KotH is fun tho
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>>149913079
heres a hint
>play the pig
>hook as soon as she uses the defense beam
>she is now directly infront of you, stunned, which cancels the beam and puts it on cooldown
i understand your team may be shit but its really hard not to instagib her from there
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>>149913609
How does not wanting to get hit on by the TRASH MAN mean she's autistic?
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>>149911716
>using a shitty skin
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>>149913715

Top tier taste.
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>>149913628
>>149913715
This amount, to be exact
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>>149913086
I see a lot of female Hanzo mains too
They're attracted to both weeb bros but they always play Hanzo and not Genji
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>>149913408
>Secretly she's racist
I'm okay with that.
>she hates animals
I don't think she would.
She's an environmetalist, and she pets her cute little blizzard bot.
>her hunger for sex is that of an ox
I don't know what an ox's sexual hunger is like.
If it's a lot, I'd be okay with that.
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I just drop this here.
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>>149913485
You left out the #1 waifu.
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>>149913165
hanzo is currently the last bastion of skill in this game, no pun intended. If you are so mad about him you either got rekt by good hanzos or you are a low rank scrub who never saw good hanzos.
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>>149913628
Young Ana, Mommy Emote
>>
>Try solo tanking
>Pick D.Va
>End up in the 30-35% of my teams damage card every game
>My team never targets the enemy healers
>My team never helps my fight other tanks
>Their team has ulti after ulti to hold the points with
>End up with a 31% D.Va win rate

Fuck this, I'm going back to trying to carry games as Soldier, fuck tanking without friends honestly.
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>>149913772
>junkrat hitting on her
he was joking, and she took it seriously. thats the first sign of an autist

doesn't help that all her lines are pretty autistic
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>>149913734
Support probably would be much more suffering if I was lower. At least where I am now, I can have some faith that people can aim.

Zarya is a goddamn terror in good hands too and works on every map and in every comp.
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>>149913868
and delete it, because it's fucking ugly anon
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>>149914017
That's my point.
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>>149913868
I've never been so triggered by artwork before.
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>>149913750

I meant like capture the point maps
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>>149913868
They fucked up with Symmetra. She looks off face.
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>>149914000
I'd rather have this than them leaving half way through the game.
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>>149913985
You guys here are completely obsessed with autism.
Obsession is probably a sign of autism too.
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>>149913868
Not enough ass, best asses facing the wrong way, sameface and bad brushing.

I hope the poor cuck that commissioned this got his money back.
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>>149913893
Hanzo does take skill, but skilled players inevitably realize that they can do better as other characters and stop playing Hanzo
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>>149913096
Her body is begging to be impregnated.
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>>149913868
Awful, awful.
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>>149913961
I had the exact opposite experience when i switched to D.va, now i cant play anything else because it feels like i will loose.
Are you playing her like an annoying bug that flys around eating ultys and dealing ram damage? because if you try to play her as reinhart it doesn't really work.
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>>149913090
getting DDOS'd
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>>149909441
What the fuck is widowmaker grappling from?
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>>149913502
>she will never gift you her piece of gum through kissing
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>TFW no one sticks together in FUCKING COMPETITIVE and we all die one by one instead of, you know, playing like a well organised team

>TFW trying to capture points alone and no one helps and are too busy playing CoD


Competitive was not the retard filter I thought it was.
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>>149914267
she's past 30, that's begging for a child with downs syndrome
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>playing lucio
>now entering anubis
>well, time to fuck around
>completely ignore enemy's defense
>wallride over to the point and confuse the hell out of them as they all try to kill me
>don't die, team makes it on the point and we cap uncontested
>repeat with 2nd cap, but they manage to hold it for a bit
>win, and get time spent on objective card
Is this what it means to be a rudie?
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>>149914310
No chance to. Every game I play we either have no tank, or the other tank is a massive gigantic pussy who won't push so we'd lose by default. I'm fairly certain that I've lost the last 30 out of 40 matches I've played in the last 5 days or so.
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Post em
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>>149914631
how many boxes did you buy?
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>>149914631
How much money have you spent on this game?
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>tfw Zenyatta is fun
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>>149913090
>random ass RTT spikes
>so bad I can't even move
>pick Lucio and just sit in the corner of the capture point
I'm fine.
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>>149914631
Take a shower bro, virtual skins aren't worth it
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>>149914631
>paying real money on in-game items
pathetic.
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>>149914528
Wut rnk r u
>>
What's a good scoped accuracy to have as Widowmaker? I'm sitting at exactly 50%. And 31% overall weapon accuracy.
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>>149910504
>ERP between games
but I'm a boy!
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>>149914718
I don't know why but that picture makes me think Revan more than anything else.
>>
Overwatch? More like, Overrated.
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>>149914676
Couple

>>149914698
Few quid

>>149914736
What

>>149914743
Eh
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this lil nigga is OP as fuck.

>godlike ultimate, cancels everyone else in the game
>good heal from long distance
>discord, 50% more dmg
>do more headshot damage than mccree
>200hp
>regen

I'm in the low 70s and he's a really good pick for pretty much any comp, maybe if the enemy team have an insane tracer or genji you should switch.
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So did they ever get around to fixing how fucking retarded it is that the defending team spawns 5 fucking feet away from the final point on almost every single map?

I haven't played since like a week after launch.
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>>149914510
why live?
>>
How do you use mcree ulti properly

Every fucking time I use it I get the skull then I leftclick and nothing happens or someone kills me after I clicked but on the killcam I didn't even fucking shoot

explain?!?!?
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>>149914891

>Make a casual FPS
>Try to shove an Esports scene on it

Nice try Blizzard.
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>>149913868
>doesn't have Widow's and Symmetra's ass showing
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>>149914895

>godlike ultimate, cancels everyone else in the game

It doesn't cancel D.Va, Junkrat, or other burst ultimates, or sustained time under the dragons, not to mention Ana counters it in a single click, or that people don't want to experience tranquility with you and hides behind walls. Other points are ok to make though.
>>
Has a character ever flown into the dumpster as fast as Mercy has? Jesus Christ.

Now I have to play as annoying nig or robot monk instead of cute doctor. Just fuck me up Blizzard.
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>>149914542
But how long was she Frozen for?
She didn't age physically.
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>>149908467
>Reminder that Mercy is cutest and purest waifu.
>Mercy
>>
>Be at work pc
>Open Twitch, pc chokes to death
>Use livestreamer
>0% cpu usage, buttery smooth.
Why is Twich SO FUCKING GARBAGE?
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>Hana Song will never twerk her booty on my lap
I'm seriously considering becoming an hero
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>>149914227
those "skilled players" are just lazy fucks who refuse to learn and practice a hero when easier options are available, doesnt make him less viable if you are willing to spend time. It was exactly the same with huntsman in tf2, but most of OW playerbase suprisingly never played tf2 or only barely tried it once it went f2p

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=75&v=LSPLy7D0Vv0
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>>149915090
well yeah she's the #1 target

#1 = mercy
#2 = bastion
#3 = torbs
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>>149914917
They have to walk a lot to get to the beginning point therefore it should balance out with having to walk little for the final point.
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>>149915098
There needs to be more art of Devil Mercy raping Angel Mercy.
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>>149913868

Seeing this reminded me that Mercy looks exactly like Cindy from RE Outbreak. Cindy was basically a healer as well and had a bunny suit costume.

Waitress Mercy when
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>>149914510
The thought turns me on more than it should.
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>>149915131
I want to be dominated by Hana Song!
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>>149914508
Same place spider-man does
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>>149915090
>>149915193
>can't play pharah for shit
>start jumping to the back and instakilling healers
>the rest of the team just falls apart
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>>149914917
To add to this, have they also fixed the atrocious map design in general? Chokepoints are everywhere in this game last I checked, and everything is so closely placed together on almost every map, Dorado being the only exception I can think of.
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D.VA! D.VA! D.VA!

THIS THREAD IS BEING TAKEN OVER BY D.VA!
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>>149908638
Be dicking in qp with genji trying to play him for the first time. Team loses hard other guy on team pm's generic worst genji we lost and it was only your fault type message. Next game play against him on koth. He picks genji, absolutely wreck him the whole game and get team kill dragonblade in overtime with potg. Send pm GG 2EZ.
Dude sends a very livid and extensive reponse.
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Once you reach level 100, do you automatically reset to Star 1 or does it give you an option to stay at 100 and then reset afterward?

I want to wait until the Summer skins are released before I reset.
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>>149915414

>Still has a hump
>Still has a granny voice

what's the point
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>>149910880
I've only gotten it once for killing four people on the point and sleeping a McCree who was ulting from above on Hanamura's second point.
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>>149915167

>I can crush people in QP with Hanzo so he's good rreeeeeee
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>>149908467
>Christmas cake
pass
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>>149915465
uninstall the game for one month
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>>149915407

>Watching allied flankers walking past the enemy team healer to attack the tank.

Please give me more players like you anon.
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>>149912543
>Big
>Bad
>Booty
>Daddy

What the fuck is a booty daddy
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>>149915065
This. That "artist" knows nothing.
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>>149913868
>Mercy and Pharah the same height

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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>>149915419
No
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>>149914821

65
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>hanamura second point
>step into the room
>two torbjorn turrets and bastion shoot me

Who are these people??
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If you Flashbang into headshot a Tracer that has a harmony orb, does she die?
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Who has the fastest charging ult now anyway?
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>>149915131
Twerk is an insanely ugly shit from and for ghetto whores. Real ass-men hate it.
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>>149915509
rank 71 in comp actually
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>>149915651
Junkrat
>>
How would you react if Blizzard released emotes that can be used to kill?
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>>149915414
Bad idea.
> overused skin
> "young" Ana with old grandma voice
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>>149915651
Mei if she kills and self heals.
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>>149915651
ana
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>>149915704
>Real ass-men
I wish I was a ass man tbqh famala
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>>149915651
Out of mech D.Va
>>
anyone on NA who wants to practice headshot aim on mcREE in customs?
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>>149915726
one of the worst ults anyways
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>TFW you stop playing comp because most randoms are not very good at the game
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>>149915851
>>149915474
what would you propose one would buy instead
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>>149906995
Is cute. CUTE.
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>>149915704
>Real ass men hate when girls shake their ass

Well that's retarded.
Like saying Real tit men hate when girls bounce their tits.
>>
How do I know if I'm doing good with Widowmaker? Does it matter as long as we win? I can't tell if I should be playing her more aggressively or what? Any tutorials on her?

She's my main. I want to get good enough to use her in any situation instead of having to switch off to another hero when we're losing.
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>>149915704
>Confusing moving your butt side to side for twerking
>Not loving a plump ass in all it's forms

You are not my brother...
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>>149916032
Depends. Which heroes do you play the most?
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>>149915193
I always try to take out bastion first thats my downfall
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>>149916090
>She's my main
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>ranked matches on console
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>>149916013
what differs you from "most randoms"?
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>>149916281

Awful.

I went back to quick play.

Literally feels the same with half the frustration.
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>>149906995
has the most annoying voice.
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>you try to flank one of them
>the entire team instantly turns and destroys you

>they try to flank us
>team kill
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Is anyone else getting disconnected? Or is my internet just shitting itself?
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FIVE LOSSES IN A ROW FUCK YEAH

How you guys doing? I'll be 40 soon.
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>play comp game
>me and 3 of my buddies with 2 random solo queuers
>lijiang tower
>one of the solo queuers goes pharah and gets a 4k with concussion blast enviro
>rank 33 shitter on enemy team grouped with rank 50s starts complaining about how it takes no skill
>"You so bad you have to shoot at floor rather than shoot enemy"
>"Cry more faggot"
>other solo queuer gets in on the argument against the guy on their team
>their shitter is spouting shit like "rank means nothing when you're team is full of shitters!!!"
>all his friends (they were a group of 6) had been grouped up through all of his comp games
>they get pissed at him, remove him from the group and all leave
>its one shitter against all 6 of us
>and theyre still arguing

This is fucking amazing
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>>149916336

actually trying to hold the objective and try to help my team.

i don't mind losing if both sides are equal
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>>149910238
Gr8 b8 m8
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>>149907702

For me that character is Zen at the moment. I can kill shit, I can heal and I can cuck ults with my own ult.

Nothing better than getting a 2k+ transcendance and saving your team from a Zarya graviton ult stack.

Though of course, if you don't have a Lucio to partner with you can't do much about burst damage ults.
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>Wake up
>see this
wat do?
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I WANT D.VA TO PLAY WITH MY JOYSTICK
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>>149916179
here, but to be honest I'm not a fan of any of the skins for Winston and the default Soldier skin is objectively the best one.

As for Zarya and McCree I've already got the best skins from drops (Siberian Front and Gambler)
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>>149915704
This is not one of our fellow ass-men, gents. He is a tit shill trying to jew us out of top hentai by convincing us (in vain) that twerking/ass shaking is unattractive.

He's also a degenerate nu-male from reddit who is using social marxism to dilute and divide /owg/, don't let him do it /pol/bros


Notice how he's obsessed with tits, much like an infant.

DIsclaimer: I love tits too but can we let a person slander ass-men and our asses?
>>
>>149916527
> spank her to see if she's real.
> grab her crotch to see if she's not a trap.
>>
Why is it that even at 61 people behave like ADHD fucktards? Its literally hell to play any support except lucio, and even then theres nothing to stop a reaper from literally fucking walking past your whole team and shooting you in the face. Things were supposed to get better, the only thing thats changed since is the enemy team.
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>>149915423
She's the best!! I love her!!
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>>149916527
Puke
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>>149916527
Wonder who the fuck was using my computer within 5 minutes of me waking up.
Also why the fuck were they looking at a 4chan post of some random cosplay chick.
>>
>>149916565

>/pol/bros

/pol/ is not welcome in this haven of purity and actual game discussion.
>>
>Kings Row, comp
>tied 0/0 (I guess we were all that shitty)
>defense for coin flip
>near the end of the match, my connection fucks out and I can't move
>"You will be kicked if you remain inactive"
>we win even though it was effectively 5v6

So this is the power of being in the shitter ranks huh
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>>149915598
Well, okay then. Wanted to play again.
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>mfw I've never played this game and only come to the thread to fap
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>It's a genji on the opposing team
>He is using Nomad or Malachite
>>
SIX LOSSES IN A ROW NIGGAS!
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>>149916527
>dirt under fingernails

LOL NO THANKS, SHAME UPON HER.
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>>149916554
Damn...Not easy, I find all legendary skin for those heroes ugly except Valkyrie Mercy ( and not Sigrun, since she's not platinum blonde anymore )
Maybe Ana is your best choice.
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>>149910829
>Freezing a D.Va right after she exits out of her mech
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>>149916565
>/pol/bros
>twerking is OKAY

Lmfao how fucking new or paid are you?
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>>149916625
Seriously though, how does one suck balls at a CASUAL game?
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>>149916930

Play Mercy and ask your teammates to humiliate you. Then you can play the game and fap.
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>>149916930
There's an owg on /aco/, dummy
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Is there a point to playing Hanzo?
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>your face when legendary emotes
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>>149916986
> pull out an ice-made strapon
> rape that little korean ass
>>
>neighbour is a 10/10 qt african with a german accent and dark brown skin
>she's married
Teach me about becoming a reverse cuckold, /d2g/
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>>149916385
Maybe you should pay more attention to your flanks.
>>
I love Symmetra to bits, but there is no reason to use her at all. Why is this good? Overwatch devs love to fix characters not being used.

Symmetra buff incoming.
>>
>Play with best friend who is rank 45
>All losses or generally bad games

>Play Solo
>Almost rank 60

Why does having fun with buddies have to be so terrible?
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>>149909128

Junkrat sucks, like all defensive heroes. He just so happens to suck the least. Pharah can do everything he can do, but better.
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>>149913090
>random rtt spikes
This, THIS GETS TO ME, I can deal with getting stomped on, bUT FUCKIGN DYING WHEN RTT SHOOTS UP TO 250 I CANNOT DEAL WITH , FUCK THAT IT MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL
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>>149916385
you're:

-flanking when the enemy team is not occupied
-not paying attention to your flanks and pushing forward dangerously into a fight you can't disengage from, with enemy genji missing
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>Skins that you've only seen good players use
I've never seen a 76 that uses Strike Commander Morrison play badly, they've always been Soldier gods
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>>149917212

>junkrat sucks

Git gud, scrub.
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>>149917210
because you're forcing the match maker to make shitty matches to accomodate the radically different mmr
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>>149916787
>>149917031
Anyone who is against twerking is a controlled opposition shill trying to reprogram our minds through Monarch conditioning and make us puppets willing to debase ourselves fapping to lower quality tit porn.

The signs are all there.
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>>149917334

Pre ordered so they've been playing since day 1 and probably in the beta.
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>>149916414
Not just you
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>>149917348

I like Junkrat but he's just a slower and less mobile Pharah
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>>149917334
i can't think of any desu.

I've seen retards play all skins.
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>Wake up
>Go downstairs
"Goodmorning anon! I made you coffee!"
>WHAT DO!?!?
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>>149916968
yeah, I think I'll pick up the Ana skin along with an emote or potg intro. i thought about getting the devil Mercy skin for a second too, but to be frank it's not that hot terrific for 1k

thanks for the input
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>>149917210

This is even more true on consoles.
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>>149917194
i love her too, i hope they make her somehow viable for attack
but i'm guessing they're just gonna double down on her being a defense niche pick
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>>149917490
Put it in the microwave.
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>>149917490
>CoFFe
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>>149917348
>a Junkrat player telling anybody else to get good

Yeah, I remember when I started playing Overwatch, too.
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>>149917490
>antarctica
>polar bears

Now this is bait.
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Is there anything Sym can't do? My waifu
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How the fuck do you carry people in this game. Seems no matter how hard I try, I get shat on when my team is full of shitters. I wish individual skill mattered...
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>>149917490
> walks toward her
> kiss her
> "Thanks honey."
Easy.
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>>149911783
[Hanzos after hitbox fix]
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SEVEN LOSSES IN A ROW
E
V
E
N
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I've had ENOUGH of this 20 tick bullshit

it's so fucking bad. Roadhog hooking me through 2 walls when I wasn't even visable even on his screen is just fucking retarded
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>>149917708
wuts ur rating though
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>>149917490
>rape
>hotglue on pharah figure
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>>149917490
Throw it in her face and fuck superior Window in front of her while we both make disparaging comments about her weight.
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>>149917102
You get to look at his arms and imagine being held by him
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DON'T FUCKING PICK MERCY ON CONTROL YOU FUCKING RETARD. LUCIO ALWAYS
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>>149916352

Yeah. I had a group and still constantly lose. Yet I had better results solo'ing it.
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>Lose against team WAY better than my team of retards.
>Matches us against the same people
LMAO FORCED 50.
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>>149917543
I actually want her to suit the support role more.

I love the suggestions of things like sentries that shield/heal allies nearby, players that use her teleporter automatically get a shield. Maybe even her shields being buffed. A longer range on her M! would also be pretty nice.
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>>149917798
>person instalocks Lucio
>someone else locks Mercy
>Lucio see that there's another healer and switches
>it's always Lucio that switches when this happens and never Mercy
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>>149917593

Projecting won't help you git gud.
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>playing ranked
>you can only have one of each character, some lame ass bullshit
>someone locks in my main
>Lock in widowmaker and kill myself over and over until they let me play my main

Works every time.
Don't hate the player hate the game, not my fault blizz put in such bullshit rules.
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This is why I love solo queue at high ranks
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>>149918041
>having a main
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What if Talon brainwashed Tracer and not Amelie?
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>>149918128
How would a brainwashed Tracer be able to kill Gerard when he was under heavy security?
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>>149916934
>hating malachite aka naked genji
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>>149918041
>someone locks my most played hero
>that's fine I'll just play-
>someone locks my second most played hero
>okay I guess I could be-
>someone locks my third most played hero
>o-okay...
>bumble through the match as an incredibly mediocre Reaper/Soldier
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>>149918128
Koreans fucking love Talon Tracer for some reason. I never liked the trend of making a positive cheerful character super edgy.
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>>149918041
THIS THIS THIS

>hurr but I usually play bastion
Ok then I will lose on purpose or just leave the match then dipshit. Bastion is MY main, you can use something else.
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Dumb loreposters
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>>149908497
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>>149917490
Finally know what happiness feels like.

Wonder why my house has stairs.
wait for her to leave so I can run up the stairs on all fours, I've always wanted to do that but don't have private stairs to try it on
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I will never understand the motives of healsluts
>check pocket healer's profile
>24 hours as Mercy
>check his partner's
>24 hours as Pharah
How is that fun, to follow someone for 24 hours
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>Nano-boost a Reaper and he doesn't Death Blossom
JUST
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>>149917334

if i see junker dva they usually know what they're doing. the opposite applies for b.va.
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>>149911538
Litterally nobody gives a fuck about muh six gorillion kills when you are a useless shit who bodyshots roadhog while the whole team just killed everyone else and is on the point
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>>149918107
Keep it up. Soon your main will be a bitch mode character like Zenyatta.

>>149918307
Just do what I do. Normies are more concerned with winning even though the rankings will get reset like every two months. If someone locks in whatever character you feel like playing that match, just start jumping off cliffs or fucking around in the spawn room. Fuck em.
>>
Even TF2 pubs had better teamwork than this...
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>>149918390
different stroke for different folks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>149917507
>potg intro
Don't bother getting a PotG intro for Ana, you will most likely never see it outside of the hero gallery.
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>>149917738
>Hanzo players
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>>149918349
>>149918041

Maining doesn't belong in comp. You are just wasting everyones time including your own trolling. Get a variety of heroes you can atleast play. Quit being a little bitch because you can't play with your dolly.
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SERIOUSLY YOU LOSE WHOLE RANKS IF YOU LOSE LMAO
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SHE WONT STAY THROWED
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>>149918560
you also win them

t.>>149918089
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>>149918128
Where's the pleasure of brainwashing someone who's stupid as fuck?
Breaking a superior woman like Amélie is far more pleasant.
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>>149918549
You're the one wasting your time. I'm having fun listening to normies screech and whine because they're gonna lose a rank. Its all the same to me. Either let me enjoy myself with my character, or I'll enjoy myself with your tears.

>>149918349
Don't quit the match, that just makes it so they can leave and not count as a loss for them. If they don't want to lose, THEY can leave the match. Its your time and you payed for the game same as them, you can have fun however you want, don't let someone else tell you what to do.
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>>149918405
Why would he waste 2 ults?
>Death Blossom can already wipe entire teams if used properly.
>A boosted Reaper can 1 shot people with lightning speeds.
>Not to mention that the entire enemy team was alerted the second you boosted him.

Seriously Anon, are you a console pleb or something?
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>>149918390
You do not choose the healslut life. The helslut life chooses you.

In all seriousness, I prefer to have a supportive role than an attacker or defender one. It is kind of natural to me to take care of others.
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>>149918378
> spoiler
Did it few times in the past. That's fun.
Simple pleasure are often the bests.
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Is McCree getting an animated short? He isnt getting any lore love
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>>149912426
More like grandpa.
Mercy is probably better off with Genji for team Dad.
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>>149918285
>How would a brainwashed Tracer be able to kill Gerard when he was under heavy security?

Gee, I wonder how?
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Fucking finally.
After much suffering with autists in solo queue, I managed to get 65.
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>>149918805
DUMB LOREPOSTER
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>>149916361
That's some shit taste you got there.
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>>149918851
it gets worse
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>>149918805
They probably aren't going to do any more CGI stuff

McCree comic is really shitty though
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>>149918805
> I want to protect that cutie
> ywn hear her calling you "daddy"
>>
>gibraltar defense
>playing zen
>spending half the match keeping a tracer at bay

I really should get better at aiming, best I could do is force recall and make her be fairly passive.

t. 32% accuracy avg Zen
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>>149918715
>You're the one wasting your time.

Nope, I play to the best of my ability as if it's 5v6 and report players like you at the end of the match. I also be sure to communicate that everyone on both teams be aware of your trolling and report you.

No tears, total ambivalence. If you're not willing to play and be part of the team, you no longer exist to me.
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>>149918549
Bastion has been my go-to comp position since I entered ranked you turboshitter. If I want to play him I WILL play him.
He's not my """dolly""" you autistic faggot, he's my favorite character and your just mad that I do so well with him when you get shit on every match you enter as him. It takes skill to main bastion, me thinks you have no skill.

>>149918715
I mostly left before they stopped penalizing people. Now I just shitpost chat in the spawn until they give up or feed the enemies their ults until my team switches.
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>>149918905
> "Iz dis easy moooooode?"

I fucking hate high pitched voices.
Widowmaker, Pharah and Symmetra are much more pleasant to hear.
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>>149914895
Not everyone else's.
Dva's and Junkrat's ult will kill anyone with health under the first attack.
Zen is good against sustained damage but he's weak against burst damage
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>>149918927
It can't possibly get worse when trying to rank up from 55 to 62.
From around 62 to 65 was smooth.
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>>149914891
You sure showed them, the general will never recover from your hot opinions.
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>>149919095

Sym, Pharah and Widow definitely have the best voices.

>Step into my parlor said the spider to the fly.

Feels like my ear is being gently caressed.
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>>149919062
you don't understand dude, you see, he has to play the character he wants to play, and you need to play tank or healer or you're not cooperating.

>>149918993
My first pick or your loss, pick one.
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LINING UP THIS SEVENTH LOSS
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>>149915098
I'm pretty sure Devil Mercy would come out during Genji's sleep periods and rape the shit out of him
>>149915423
I know Korean girls like her too
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mfw Pharah is viable again
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>>149919095
That gamer speak shit makes me want to tear my ears off.
>>
>guy rages in all chat
>then he picks hanzo
>runs in 1v6 on the point while everyone else is regrouping
"wtf my team doing!?!?!?"
>blames team
>next round he sees some people die to zarya reaper combo ults
"LOL NICE!!!"
>then he jumps off the map

fucking epic kid, ever considered you're the problem? of course not
>>
competitive soloQ is really draining. I can't get past rank 72, I'm down to 71 again after almost hitting 73.

I guess at 70+ you're expected to have a team of at least 3?
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>>149919141
I can't speak for the 50's but mid 60's was hell for me. I think that's the point when people hit 'the wall' and get so frustrated they can't win that they get super tilted. Good luck though.
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>>149919062
>Bastion has been my go-to comp position since I entered ranked you turboshitter. If I want to play him I WILL play him.
>He's not my """dolly""" you autistic faggot, he's my favorite character and your just mad that I do so well with him when you get shit on every match you enter as him. It takes skill to main bastion, me thinks you have no skill.

You're right, he's not your dolly. He's not your anything. He's one piece of a puzzle. You're the retard trying to solve it by demanding to use only one piece. He has appropriate applications, and there are definitely always a player better than you who will likely use him better. You have no right to him, and frankly I wouldn't have a shitter like you play him let alone be on my team.
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>>149919095
definitelly want to punch Dva in the face when she says that

speaking of punching in the face, is there some SFM clip or OC of Tracer getting punched in the face, ran by a truck or something like that?
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>>149918662
Nah, I only gain half a rank when win.
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>>149919189
>My first pick or your loss, pick one.

Neither. Report and ignore. Play with the team, or don't play comp.
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>internet dies for less than a minute
>quickly run overwatch again
>drop 1 full rank and unable to join the group back

are you fucking serious?
>>
>TFW you went from 65 to 59 because your teams keep getting stomped on

Holy fuck solo competitive is so frustrating. Thinking of sticking with quick play
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>>149918346
From my time there, they like it because they tend to stay perky but they're also more aggressive with Koreans really like since most women they encounter (unless you're a pretty boy) are fairly stuck up
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>>149918851
what hero do you play & what's your strategy for wining solo?
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>>149916090
unless you have an aim comparable to an actual aimbot she's useless

i have 20 hours on her and there's almost nothing redeemable about her other than feeling good about landing headshots on tracer
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>>149919469
>punch D.Va in the face

I'll fucking kill you, anon
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>>149919291
"That's mah girl!"
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What are your impressions on seeing a player use
>Strike Commander Morrison
>Blackwatch Reyes
>Slipstream Tracer
>Overgrown Bastion
>Security Chief Pharah
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Friendly reminder that our ice princess will be getting her buff fairly soon~
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>>149919557
>soloq placement matches
>get placed at 65
>never touch comp again in fear of dropping lower
>>
>people in comp still run in and die one by one
>meanwhile I am trying to tell the group to group up

Amazing playerbase.
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>>149919695
A fool parted with his money.
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>>149917547
Underrated
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>>149919869

>Played D.va, she gets buffed and everyone uses her.
>Played Zen, buffed to holy hell and is an instapick now.
>Play Mei, going to get buffed and everyone will use her.

I

CANT

FUCKING

WIN
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> It's the perfect day for some Mei-hem
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>>149920085
Just go Winston. He's not going to get buffs any time soon. Or ever at all.
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>>149919869
considering how much the overwatch team has been listening to the shitter public's opinions...

NEVER EVER
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>>149919916
It is staggering how many delusional retards think they can sneak in a few shots to charge their ult or make some sneaky plays. So many games lost because people can't group. So many games won because our team was forced into a situation where everyone accidentally grouped up.
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How do I beat a good genji as McCree?

What if he has le skillsword out? They bait my flashbang every time and unless I get a lucky headshot I die
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>>149920149
>trashmouse ridding the world of fatties

Based Aussie
>>
Are they going to nerf D.va?
>>
hi. is there a way to fuck around with the game files and make specific characters speak in diff languages? i hate how some heroes sound in english, so id rather put them in some other language
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>>149920151
pure skill
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>>149920252
> How do I beat a good Genji?
That's actually the most asked question.
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>>149919549
I rage enough in QP, can't imagine how stressful comp must be


>>149919694
Your girl just had her sex tape released and it is glorious
>>
>>149920234
Sometimes they are too scared

I was telling them to push on anubis earlier since they had bad positioning but my team was too dumb. So with 20 seconds left and my team waffling around the doorway shooting at their entrenched team I went around the side and ulted down 3 as reaper and killed torbs turret but my team still managed to not win
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>>149920252
You bait him with shots first.

Alternatively, you switch to Winston/
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>>149920335
No.
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>>149919469
God I thought I was the only one. Tracer definitely has one of the most punchable faces in video game history.
>>
>>149920252

>play Hanzo for once in a blue moon in quickplay
>genji on my ass, trying my best not to shoot into deflect
>he kills me without using it
>next time I kill myself with deflect

I give up
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>>149920252
by not being a retard and throwing your flashbang at your feet instead of at him
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>>149918285
How would a housewife be able to kill her government trained super agent husband?
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>>149920252
A mcree shouldn't have to deal with a Genji is your answer, but you will have to eventually so just swap to zarya and save yourself a headache.
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>>149918718
>>Death Blossom can already wipe entire teams if used properly.
Death Blossom + Nano boost can wipe the entire team even if used improperly and will kill them before they even know they're dead.

>entire enemy team was alerted
Doesn't matter if the reaper presses Q at the same time you do, see above.
>>
Junkertown map when?

Roadhog and Junkrat animated short when
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>>149920583
With sex.
>>
What's the next hero going to be?

I'm thinking a fireball throwing defense character with an aoe that does minimal damage but provides effective crowd control
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>>149920759
Sombra

I hope that soundquake motherfucker we have seen a little bit about comes soon, he looks neat
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>>149920479
I thought McCree was the 1v1 king
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>>149920759
Not including that robit looking one, probably this asshole
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>>149920759
Native American Shaman from Canada with the ability to summon a giant bear.
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>>149920583

Poison.

Hence the spider aesthtic
>>
>>149920583
her husband isn't actually dead, he'll be the next new hero after sombra
>>
>>149920583
>killing someone in their sleep is hard
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>>149920479
Winston doesn't kill a Genji that knows what he's doing, his leap cd is too long to chase.
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>>149919095
>Widowmaker, Pharah and Symmetra
Excellent taste, anon. Add Mercy's voice to that list as well. Why do German girls sound so hot when they speak with that accent.
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>>149919695
I'm on PS4 so everyone has those anyways.
Depending on the skin, I'll either judge their good or bad taste.
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>>149920658
> Widowmaker appears in the very first trailer
> has a short movie
> main ennemy of the game's mascot
> still no Neo-Paris map
>>
>>149920864
Another melee hero? I'm down with this but curious as to how they'd make him work. 300 hp?
>>
>>149918128
source
>>
>>149920759
Many players think about Maria "Sombra" Estrada
>>
>tfw you are bad at playing you're waifu
Should I stick with it? Should I do it for her?
>>
>>149921062
>one picture
>making assumptions about their stats

Tripfags, everyone.
>>
>>149917738
>not knowing you can melee
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>>149921229
dump your waifu
she is trash
>>
>>149919182
I wish someone made a Widowmaker ASMR ear-to-ear whisper roleplay video.

Just say a bunch of words in French and a bunch of words in English with the French accent.
>>
>>149921229
what hero is it?
>>
>>149920252
You wait until they nerf him, which is happening very soon.
>>
>>149921229
No, don't detriment your team by playing a bad hero.
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>>149921179
Which plane is her name written in? I can't remember. I doubt she's actually Sombra though, since she's not supposed to be a pilot.
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>getting nanoboosted as Lucio

UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
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>>149921405
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>>149921014
which one is which, anon
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>>149920583
>How would a housewife be able to kill her government trained super agent husband?
Right when you'd least expect it. Which is why it worked.
>>
>>149921229
If it's Tracer, stop.
If it's anyone else, just keep practicing bro!
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Curious question about this game and its "meta". Is it going to end up being like LoL's shit meta where someone is OP for a month or two and then they gut them and make a few new characters OP? Or are they going to eventually get to a place where there's steady balance?
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>>149921000
> Excellent taste, anon
Thank you.
I also love Mercy's voice and footsteps, but those three came into my mind instantly.
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>Some dork locked McCree first
>Tell him to give me McCree or I'll feed
>He complies
>every other char was taken so he had to play the happy nigger the whole match while the rest of us had fun
>Made rank 60
feels good

Remember dudes, if you don't put your foot down you'll be the team bitch
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>>149921497
Exactly.
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>>149921483
>Good
Strike Commander, Slipstream
>Indifferent
Security Chief
>Bad
Overgrown
>Shit
Blackwatch Reyes
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What's the worse map in the game and why is it this one?
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>>149921597

the first one. its already happening
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>>149920583
>get back into the rhythm of your life
>one night wake up while he's still asleep
>shoot him in the head

gee that was hard
>>
>>149921229
If you don't stick with her and support her in her time of need, she's not really your waifu, is she anon.

You know what you have to do.
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>>149921689
Habanero is the only good map in this game desu
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>>149921363
Pharah
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>>149921597
There's no way it's ever going to be "stable" if they periodically add more and more of them
>>
Has anyone else had problems with the sleep dart achievement for Ana?

I tranqed a raging monkey, but didn't get it.
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>play competitive in the low 70s
>get a guy in the low 60s on your team
>insta lock hanzo or ana

I wish you had like 10 seconds after seeing your team pick to quit the match without a penalty.
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>>149920085
go bastion
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>>149921597
the offensewatch balance team has shown everyone that they have no idea what they're doing
>>
What are the best maps in the game and why are they Vodka Industries and King's Row?
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>>149921676
>Blackwatch Reyes

why didnt they just put the hoodie up
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What's the best map and why it's Numbani ?
La lo li!
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>>149920962
>her husband actually IS dead
>she's dead too died of strangulation thats why she's blue
>jack morrison is dead
>reyes is actually dead
>mei froze to death
>tracer died in the plane crash
>ana is dead
>everybody's dead
>overwatch is just some version of Valhalla/Ragnorak in which they relive their past battles
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>>149921824
It needs to cancel an Ult. This means things like Deadeye, Whole Hog, Barrage, ect. Things where when they're stunned it stops the ult.

If you sleep dart a raging scientist, he'll still be a raging scientist when you wake him up.
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>Trying to stall the point as D.va on KOth comp

>no one aids me and we lose the match

I don't deserve a rank loss over someone elses own stupidity
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Am I cool yet?
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>>149921689

I die a little inside every time I hear the words "Now entering Watchpoint: Gibraltar". Attack or Defend, it doesn't matter. I never have fun on this fucking map.
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>>149922007
But you're wrong.
Since lucio is 100% alive so that just throws a wrench in your idea.
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>>149921993
it's a godawful map.
has a game ever been won/lost on the 1st payload checkpoint (the one after the payload has been captured)?
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>>149921993
Waha ba eh!
>>
>>149921993
Is the African chanting a real language or is it some made up gibberish?
>>
What's the average rank for OW? 60?
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>>149922021
Okay, thanks.
Streetpig sounds easy.
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>>149920534
Rush him with melee, he wouldn't expect that. As a Widowmaker, if he shows up in my face, I meet him head on. He thinks I'm gonna try to strafe him and back off and shoot or zip away, nope, I'm gonna slap him around a couple of times for sneaking up on me. I'll get in a couple hits before I die so he'll remember me.
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>>149922287
65-70
>>
Do you get rewards on what your current rank is or on what your best was?
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>>149922287
Closer to 50
>>
Does anyone know why Ana's tranq doesn't always keep you sleeping for a few seconds?

Sometimes I get shot with it and immediately stand back up.
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>>149922495
yeah you get special character skins
>>
Did Phara inherit her penis from Ana?
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>>149922475
The average overwatch player is 6'3 and has an 8" dick.
I'm 6'3" with a 9" dick and rank 75, so only slightly above average.
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>>149922572
Because her retarded teammates kept shooting you.
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>>149921689
Lijiang Tower

You have all these pretty outdoors stages and then you got this disgusting, generic-looking map. Feels so half-assed. They could have added some color or more windows.
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>>149920583
>Government training
>Good
spook go home you're drunk
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>>149921702
>>149921497
>>149920968
Yeah. So it's not a leap to believe that Tracer couldn't get close enough to kill him if she was the one Talon brainwashed.>>149920583

You Cringe You Lose
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>>149922203
>fought for his neighborhood but was KIA
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>>149922625
Sweet, those guys aren't half bad.
>>
I really really REALLY dont see the appeal in d.va
Mercy is a blue eyed blonde thats a proper woman
Mei is a cute and cuddly thicc chineese girl that would make you cookies
Pharah is that girl that you go running to parks with and she does 3 laps around the park while you pass out after just one
But D.VA? Her face is just ugh, shes ugly, and annoying, and acts like a kid.
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>>149921993
prettiest map by far.
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>>149922217
Now that you mention it, I don't think I've ever seen a game where defense ever shut it down between the first point and the delivery.
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>>149921229
Waifu power is infinite
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>>149922682
holy shit what faggot ass cringe mother fucker made this?
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>mfw just broke my hand punching a wall because of tenth loss in a row.
I never normally get mad at video games.
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>>149922796
>I really really REALLY dont see the appeal in d.va
>and she acts like a kid
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>>149920616
>that ledge
i wonder how long that'll last

i swear these asshole map designers spend 90% of their time designing side passages that go nowhere and making sure every ledge or 15* roof is greased so you can't walk on them.
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>>149922682
top why
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>>149922682
Holy shit
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aaaAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


OVERTARDS
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>>149921689
Hanamura is way worse at lest Volskaya has an open area after teh choke instead of a kill box
>>
>pick widow in QP irrespective of map, team comp, or my lack of skill with widow
>humongous amounts of ass mad constantly

And there isn't a single fucking thing these cucks can do but rage impotently.
>>
>>149922881

I never got mad at TF2 losses but why am I mad at Overwatch?
>>
Does anyone here frequently play/queue with popular streamers often?

How do you get to play with them?
>>
>>149922682
Good luck trying to catch Tracer in the first place.
>>
>>149918968
>daddy

not "ay papi"
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>>149922796
She is a kid...
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>>149921993
>prettiest map by far.
illios and dorado are the best scenic maps. numbani sucks dick and so do you
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>>149923046
give them all your money
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>>149922682
Man, Widowmaker would have just taken the shot with a smile. Why would she spare Tracer but not her husband who she already loved.
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>>149923007
git gud
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>Replay shows Reaper missing every shot and still killing you around corners.
>Not a single one of your shots has that kind of effect.
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>>149923213
Because lesbianism is much more progressive than cis scum hetshit.
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>>149923046
like this
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>>149909128
NERF TRACER

FUCKING GUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT

REQUIRES VERY LITTLE SKILL TO FUCKING DESTROY THE OTHER TEAM

ITS HORSE SHIT WHEN URE PUTTING A FUCK TON OF EFFORT IN AS A GOD DAMN MCREE ONLY TO DIE FOR A FUCKING TRACER 1000 FEET AWAY TO TELEPORT A FUCKIG BOMB IN THE AIR THAT HITS YOU

ITS HORSE SHIT THIS GAME ALLOWS CANCER LIKE TRACER

REMOVE HER FROM THE GAME, OR MAKE HER REQUIRE MORE SKILL TO BE GOOD. OR FUCKING GUT HER

seriously, why play her? dont you want a challenge? why play a class if its going to be so easy? thats not fun
>>
>>149923196

>>149921993
>>149922805
Not the same person, retard.
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>>149923007

I like how the game stops registering damage on the Zenyatta for the last few shots because of 20tick not showing that you're already dead
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>>149923249
Blizzard Snow and his 20 Good ticks
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>>149923309
More like y/u/ri goggles are that much more blinding.
>>
>>149923348

Are you on console? if so, Sure!
>>
I followed your advice for aiming and in less than 10 games my average accuracy with dad went up 5%.

See you all in rank 40 soon
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>>149923348
jesus christ jar jar mei
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>>149923358
oh wow i made such a world ending mistake same shit IDC NUMBANI SUCKS
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>>149923046
I played against moonmoon a few times and told his viewers they're gay retards


also assblasted taimou and his stack a few times
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>>149921972
If it had the hood up it'd be fine, but instead he has the stupid hat.
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>>149923196
Most scenic map is Hanamura
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>>149923602
Mesa havea crippling addiction to peanutah
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>>149923380
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>>149923534
What advice was given? I, too, quest to acquire skill.
>>
I want to punch Mercy
>>
>tfw went up 10 ranks from my placement rank

Who /slowly gitting gud/ here?
>>
thought I was decent with my solo queue rank 72 until I met an enemy team at 80, genji at 83. I felt completely outplayed. we had some high 70s our on team but it didnt help
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>>149923792
I actually counted the bugs but the I got the joke
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>>149923860
No heals for you, you filthy coon.
>>
So it does exist. And here I was thinking shippers were talking outta their asses.
http://webmshare.com/D3Lxx
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>high ranked Genji
>high ranked Tracer
>high ranked WM
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>>149923865
I started from 45, from a 8-2 score

Made the mistake of playing the matches on day 1, playing Mercy in 5 games, and getting 6 KOTH maps

Now that the ranking system is mostly fixed I've already reached 50 in 2 days.
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If I'm below 50 rank should I just kill myself or what?
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>>149923860
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>>149923995
>Tfw Mercy won't heal me
Please Mercy! It's been so long, please I need the heals!
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>>149923196
illios is too bright and not fun to play on (bad for sniping). Dorado is alright but it's 50/50 on the fun depending on which side you get and it cheats with its aesthetic because it's night-time when colors and lighting are more interesting than during the day. Also I don't like the architecture for either of those stages. I feel like it would just be super hot, no AC to keep the houses cool, they just open the windows and let the hot air flow through with shitty old fans, and too much aroma/cooking going on. It's way too hot to be frying and baking stuff. I hate when people cook hot food during the summer and heat up the house even more. like do you really need to be baking shit when it's already hotter inside than it is outside?

With Numbani, I actually want to walk around and explore. And I know there's AC in the mall. The architecture looks surreal too.
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>>149924092
What a coincidence, I did 7-3, with 7 KotH matches, got placed at 42. Now I'm at 52.
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>>149923914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZeZATcLiPQ
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This.
This is fucking cancer.
Ever since Ana, this piece of shit has become the most overpowered thing.

Gz Blizzard. You must be mighty proud of your EBIN SYNERGIES that remove literally all downsides from Genji ult and turn it into a guaranteed, unstoppable, 2-button-press team-kill.
>>
>Haven't played ranked in 2 weeks
>First game
>Someone chooses attack symmetra
What?
>>
>Be Zen
>Use ult and charge in
>The group all of a sudden decides to seperate even though I spammed the group up and ultimate is ready commands

I hate being zen in pubs at times
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>>149924330
You could try not being a shitter
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>>149922881
I punched my keyboard and spacebar is hardly working. I have to use right click for Phara's jets now

>>149923027
How could you not get mad when rounds were much longer so the investment was larger?
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
THIS IS ALL I FUCKING GET???
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>Make McCree with the intentions of him being an anti-flanker
>This results in him being literally unstoppable at close range due to RMB
>Nerf the shit out of it
>Now he cant do anything
>Buff the shit out of his LMB
>Now he's the best sniper in the game despite that not being his role
>Nerf his range a little bit
>Now he's still really good and can beat just about anyone
>Except for flankers

Is McCree the most hilariously mismade character of all time?
>>
>>149921229
>tfw your waifu was your main since day one
>>
>>149924330
>pick Winston
>zap
>pick Roadhog
>come here
>pick McRee
>whoa
>pick Torbjorn
>ardwark
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>>149924269
>Not liking Greek architecture
How many cocks did you suck today?
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>>149924432
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>>149924432
How does one even manage to get to 29?
t. shitter who made it down to rank 36 once
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>>149924413
>dude just kill the 400 HP oneshotting, permadashing god xDDD :^)))))))))) what are you bad ;DDDD lelel

Off yourself.


>>149924502
>pick Winston
>get shredded in 2 slashes while your zap gun deals about 2% of his health per second

>pick Roadhog
>hook him
>he cuts you

>pick Torbjorn
>he completely ignores turret while cutting your team apart
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>>149924460
probably, but he is in a pretty good position now

>can beat just about anyone except for flankers

and literally any tank
>>
>>149924432
>TWENTY NINE
holy shit
>>
>on a 7 lose streak
HERE WE GO BOYS, IT BEGINS
GOODBYE RANK 72
>>
>>149924432
>>149924092
>>149924270

this general is starting to make a lot more sense
>>
>>149924432

Describe an average match on that rank for me
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>>149924497
>Tfw you are getting cucked by your waifu on a daily basis
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>>149924432
>using PNG for a 1920x1080 image that isnt a wallpaper

fuck u.
>>
>>149924626
you seem mad AND bad
>>
>>149924432
Please stream or record a youtube video
>>
>>149921993
I always sing in my head "Ya loli!" when it comes on
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>>149924330

Zen ult seems to work
>>
>>149924630
McCree handles tanks pretty well

The only ones that he can't reliably beat are D.Va and Roadhog if he lands the hook
>>
>>149924431
>investment
Not him but that's my issue, tf2 was always about fun even in esea. Overwatch is just a whole new ball game, I just have to try hard.
>>
>>149924460

>Winston is supposed to jump on snipers and supports like a pick class
>His damage is so ass he's actually really shit at killing things
>He has a bubble big enough to protect a team
>Even though the bubble is extremely fragile like you're only supposed to protect yourself briefly
>Also he's a tank for no reason
>His lightning hits multiple people even though you're at your best when you single out targets

I feel like they just couldn't quite figure out what they wanted him to do.
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When Widow says "Ay!"
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>>149924778
wow bruh, ya sure got me, epin trole.
>>
>>149924727
yeah, because the ranking system in the first 2 weeks was TOTALLY not completely fucked up at all, and a 8-2 placement result truly deserves a 45 rating

>0 rank for KOTH
>0 rank for supports
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>>149924432
Weird, I've only gained that little in pre-patch KOTH maps
Even in matches with leavers I gain a decent amount now
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>>149924716
Stop playing for a little, you'll play better when you get back.
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>>149924919
Turn that frown upside down!
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>>149924540
Enjoy your heatwave anon.
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>>149924432
an overwatch game at that lvl must be like video related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeUrJQjrreQ
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>>149922881
OW is one of the most infuriating FPS I've ever played. I don't know exactly why.
I played FPS since the very first Doom, I spent shit-tons of hours on Quake III, Unreal Tournamenr and different Battlefield, but never ever I got angry as I can get on OW.

To be clear, I'm an average player, no bad, not excellent ( and I don't have enough time to try hard like a mad man ), always been. Nothing more.
I know my level and skill, and I don't try to pretend that I'm a great player. But still have something like 15 years of experience with FPS.
>>
>>149924876
Reinhardt can block his ult, and just slam him do death if he comes close. At range, shield again

Zarya blocks flashbang and just melts him in seconds

Winston can blocked range harass with shield, has a gap closer and has more than enough HP to survive a 1v1 in meele range
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>>149924931
well I didnt know about that. I did 9-1 and got placed at 69
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She makes me want to fap
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>>149924369
Play Reinhardt so it can happen every time you put up a shield
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>>149925139
Why is she fixing a mech when she throws them away all the time and just gets new ones
>>
>>149925132
when did you do the placement matches?

how many KOTH maps did you get?

did you play support at all?
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How many hours have you nerds put into this game? I only have about 2 on my main.
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>>149925139
What are you waiting for then?
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>>149925139
>mfw my ex had that ass
p-pics?
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>>149924756
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iF-Jvw29jPM
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>>149925089
Enjoy being a uncultured nigglet

>Muh AC!

Grow a pair
>>
>>149924049
I wonder how many /u/shitters are frothing at their mouths right now.
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>Best player in the world is playing Mei in a tournament
L O L
mei mains inc
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>>149925294
I'm not sure if he is just throwing the match or if he is that bad.
>>
>>149925094
It's because OW has gay ass MOBA mechanics.
MOBA = salt. Always.

Dying to an ultimate is infuriating, because you can't stop the enemy from getting ult charge over time and you cant stop them from killing you with it because it makes your skill or their skill not matter for a brief period of time. That's the gist of it.
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>>149925538

Ults should have been like Medic's ubercharge where if you die, it resets.
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>>149925489
> that body
Thighjob must be good...
>>
>>149923007
Any competent Tracer knows to stay 3 metres away from a Zenyatta.
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>>149925294
>FAIYAA IN ZA HOLE
Based Japanese Junkrat
>>
>>149925257
I did them about...10 hours ago? I got 4 control maps I think. no I played mainly tracer and genji, had once map as zenyatta.
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>>149925094
>OW is one of the most infuriating FPS I've ever played
Man, wait til you try Battleborn. Overwatch is cake. At least the matches go by fast. With Battleborn matches take forever and they're much more depressing and infuriating when you lose. Lag, rubberbanding, disconnects, quitters, level 100s versus single digit-leveled players. You have more at stake and more to lose in Battleborn. Overwatch place like smooth silk at least.
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>>149906780
is there such a thing as a good hanzo on your team?
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>>149925489
>mei swapped out the instant they start losing
no confidence in a garbage tier hero
>>
>>149925698
In a ranked match my team had a Hanzo that got 62% kill participation and the other team unironically accused him of aimbotting
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>>149924884
Overwatch is or should be about fun as well

And I keep telling mysef that when I keep losing.
>>
>>149925698
If they have a lot of tanks.
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>>149925667
I'm not interested by Battleborn, I actually hate the design of the the game. It's just...awful.
Judging by what you say, it was a good idea to not try it.
>>
>>149925667
I regularly leave QP matches when I feel frustrated for whatever reason and have never gotten a leaver penalty. You don't even have to wait for the short matches to be over.
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>>149925228
Everyone loves her, so she cucks the Korean government by making them pay for the mechs she destroys

If they don't pay her fans will be pissed

But it's totally worth it, after all it IS D.va and she's a qt that deserves to be treated like a princess
>>
>>149926141
her sponsors make her put out tbqh
>>
Interesting concept. Cannot upload it here

http://i.imgur.com/l4pQlmq.jpg
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>>149925352
Man I've traveled the world already and had my fair share of living and working in shitty cold weather and shitty hot weather. At this point I'm gonna take comfortable weather when I can.

Trust me, I have a pair. But I don't need to be walking around with them hanging out 24/7.
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who is the best food reviewer on youtube?
I feel like Joeyworldtour is good, but he is missing something and that background music is really annoying
>>
>>149925698
Had an opponent hanzo that has rediculous kill participation, always seemed to have his wallhacks up, and on kill cams he was landing every arrow.
Couldn't even be mad.
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>>149926364
???
>>
New thread.

>>149926485
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>>149926306
>Trust me, I have a pair.
>>
>>149925281
Does Hana get off to the thought of other people masturbating to how perfect she is?
>>
>>149926539
You can trust me, anon. I wouldn't lie to you.
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>>149925619
context
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>>149926643
Of course.
That's probably why she streams on Twitch, to show herself to those men, thinking about them fapping to her while she plays.

http://i.imgur.com/zO6sF3r.jpg
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>>149924613
>>149924658
>>149924756
>>149924843
>>149925091
>>149925294
Its bad. Either you get a good team and rock or you get team who just wants to 1v1.

http://plays.tv/video/578fed1224916cca58/im-bad

I posted this video awhile back asking for tips. This is one of my better games. Sorry for shit quality, plays.tv is the only app that actually recorded it and its fucking weird.
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can anyone tell me at what rank am i gud?

mid 60's?
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>>149918041
you're a massive faggot.
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>lucio dc'ed during our attack phase
>lose
>comes back for their attack phase
>dc'ed again
>lose a full rank because I swapped to Lucio and had zero healing because they capped as I was leaving the base, even though I had 2 Golds and a Silver from playing as Pharah

I absolutely love this meme.
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>Shitter ~50 ranked game
>Defense, get flamed at the end for playing "useless hanzo" "0% top competitive pick hanzo" etc by a 4 man premade
>PoTG and the only scorecard(?) from my team on the post game screen
>All four of them disconnect at the same time
It's the little things.
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>>149933637

You could have done even better if you didn't pick Hanzo.

He sucks, seriously.
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