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With Every Game People Care Less About Freddy Edition

>Previous Thread
>>149721378
>>>/vg/freddy

>Links to purchasables
FNAF 1 - 4: http://store.steampowered.com/sub/80443
FNAF BOOK: http://amzn.com/B019HC4EQ2
FNAF WORLD: http://gamejolt.com/games/fnaf-world/124921

>Links
Official Site: http://scottgames.com
Asset Rips: http://s.rtag.me/freddy
IRC: #FNAF on Rizon
Fan Booru: http://5naf.booru.org
Writing Archive: http://pastebin.com/fryFnrQ9
Voice Archive: http://pastebin.com/8mN8gJYP
List of Content Creators: http://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1jwWC_R0jUW1c5k0BUTyStxd3bdP7XULeticRyDCYz2Q/edit?usp=sharing
>NO NEW THREAD UNTIL WE HIT 750 POSTS OR 250 IMAGES
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>>149901475
Praise the Gods.
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Not even 10 pages and we already filled the last thread with shitty images
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We're an odd bunch.
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>>149901917
>1917.
And now, a moment of silence.
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>>149901917
Ahhhhh Crisis. Lovely to see you out of all the ocfags being the most active in these threads. You are truly our fagmaster
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>>149902049
Trench Warfare when
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>>149902220
FUCKING NOW
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>>149901917
I wanna fuck the blue one.
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>>149902083
But I don't want to be the master, I just wanna be a regular ole' fag.
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>>149902593
ToO bAd.
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>>149896623
Maybe, but it sounds like the blood stained and seeped into the suits. They might've done so at some point, but they were already stuck in the suits.

A bigger question is what the heads in FNAF 1 are. Guards? Hallucinations?
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i couldn't think of a clever file name so i figured i'd just state the obvious instead.
here's what i listened to while working on it, it's some of the weirder stuff i like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJe7diwiyHc
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>>149902893
What the fuck.
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>>149902782
Maybe it goes like that one folklore I can't remember where if the body remains and it has not turned to dust, the spirit lingers still around the location of its death or something
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>>149901917
>that eager smile on the left anon
>>149902593
Alright, fag.
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>>149902593
You cannot escape your destiny, oh fag-master.

>>149902893
Would put in a dumpster along with all the bons/10
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>>149902782
>thoroughly scrubbing an animatronic with steel wool and bleach
Muh dick. I could see the spirit fighting the cleansing because it's a strange sort of exorcism
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>>149902893
The back room must be packed full of costumes for her to wear.
The name of the fashion style escapes me, is it goth or something else?
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>>149902893
The outfit looks nice but that pattern is lazy as fuck.
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>>149902049
>>149902220
>>149902268
>You will never go over the top with the lads and charge valiantly into the fog shrouded corpse strewn quagmire nightmare of no man's land under a hail of Hun machine gun fire and world-endingly thunderous artillery screaming glory to King and Country.
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>>149904771
Ww1 Au when?
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>>149904771
God save the King.
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>>149904370
something along those lines, yeah. i thought it'd be fun to try out something darker color palette-wise.
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>>149904771
>you will never lay down your arms for a night and play rugby with those charming British chaps
>you will never have to return to fighting and regret having to kill those same lads
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>>149904370
Gothic Lolita
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>>149905391
>>149905683
Both? Sheesh, I was googling up "goth dresses" and "lolita dresses" and getting confused.
Thanks anon.
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Does anyone have the graffiti kingdom webm of frenchfred doing his movesets?
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>>149908167
Had to do a bit of hunting.
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>>149909910
Ah, thanks!
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>>149909910
Where is this from?
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>>149910505
Finish your comic
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Yeah, Sisters Location is defenetly based in a underground archive or some sort.
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>>149910382
>>149908167
>graffiti kingdom
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>>149904771
For King and Country
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>>149913667
>For King and Country.
>Posts Americans.
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>>149913892
FOR KING WILSON
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>>149902220
Hopefully never again.
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>>149914346
>Not wanting a European race war.
Cuck.
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meow
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>>149914761
What is this?
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>>149914865
Connie pussy
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>>149914761
What a dumb looking cat.
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>>149915138
Wow you spelled cute wrong.
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>>149915443
It doesn't look cute it looks stupid.
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>>149915443
It's stupid, nigger.
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>>149890287
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=36173
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So, you guys think something's gonna happen on August 8th? I'm betting we're gonna get a simple group photo of the FNaF 1 animatronics, but i'm hoping for Trailer 2.
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>>149917352
Oh fuck, muh dick, that's pretty great
Translation when
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>>149917058
Hot
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>>149917391
Could be both
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So, with our current roster of characters, who of them do you guys think will be an utter bitch that will cause many deaths?
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>>149917352
Danke. Not a clue what Blonnie's saying, but something about his cock hanging out of the pants and smoking the fag in the final panel is great.
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>>149917058
I really love this body shape for her.
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If you were walking around out in the open would it be easier for the animatronics to catch you?
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Did
>>>/v/346536351
actually happen? It sounds pretty hilarious.
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>>149919993
Ain't me because I hate Civ5 with a burning passion.
Blou'll blever bluess bloo or whatever.
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>>149919169
The little ballerinas will be Puppet 2.0.

I sincerely doubt we'll see most of the animatronics for more than a split second though, just like in FNAF 4.
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>>149919993
I could definitely believe that. I know a few of them play Civ, and from the description alone I could name a bunch who act like that.
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>>149919993
I don't remember any ocfags called dez or des, but who knows
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>>149919993
>1 of them is incredibly obvious in that he's using clownfish to sound like a girl
Kek, is he referring to Twerp?

>>149920882
If anyone, probably Desh.
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>>149919993
Wonder who this mystery person that was already in the call with them was that got that anon in there, too
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>>149920969
Does Desh play Civilization?
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>>149920969
Desh's name on Steam isn't Desh though.
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>>149920882
They said it was a crossposter from /utg/
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>>149921276
>>149921374
I have no idea, it's just the closest name I can think of that's phonetically close to "Des" or "Dez". But looking through that thread, they said he's some crossposter from /utg/ so it could be someone entirely different. I'm also curious if "Chicken" is CDF, god help us.

That being said, it's possible that none of these people were from /5N@F/ considering how vague it was except for the guy with the girly voice.
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>>149921969
>that spoiler
She only used the CDF name here.
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>>149919993
Because every person who still cares about FNAF know each other well enough to have their skype profiles. Also
>too good to use the word lewd
What an insecure hipster faggot.
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>>149923515
Sounds like he's not the only one who's an insecure faggot.
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>>149923476
The minor scuffs to the paint over its entire body are done fairly well. The hands look a little weird though.
>Big plastic stompers.
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>>149923476
These renders are creeping me out more than the game itself.
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>>149919993
Whatever scares away /v/.
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>>149924826
Really? I think it's cute as hell.
The feet are a bit much, but I love pretty much everything else.
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>>149927925
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>>149927925
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>>149927925
That's pretty good.
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>>149927925
An stupid AND insecure faggot.
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>>149928102
How does he stack up to the competition though?
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>>149927925
>still not deleted
Man, even I think that's some bullshit.
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>>149930097
Did anybody bother to report it?
I know I don't really care.
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>>149930097
I'm surprised too. I promised I'd do it a while back and I figured now was as good a time as any. I sure hope the guy I said it to will see it.
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>>149930350
Don't know, don't care either, more surprise on my part. I kind of hope SL Freddy is only visible by the Bonnie handpuppet like a small hard to see omen that also is funny when you stop to think about it.
>>149930462
Way to deliver, anon. Cute cock.
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>>149928986
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>>149931813
I forgot this was the same Bonnie that worked at Fazbear's with everyone else.
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>>149931813
>That formatting
>Those errors
C'mon man, pull it together.
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i'm shocked he hasn't released the game already
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>>149931813
>tfw I'll never sit around marathoning series on netflix all day while cinnablon sucks multiple consecutive orgasms out of me
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>>149930462
Congratules, anon. You're hereby the biggest loser faggot in this entire thread, and that's by no means an easy feat. Allow me to reward you by bestowing upon you the name "InsecureFaggotAnon".
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>>149932604
FNAF World was a hell of an eyeopener for the guy. Gotta give him props for that, even if it did take him four games to finally agree with what everyone else had been saying for a year.
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>>149933138
what happened with fnaf world
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>>149933083
Aww, thanks. I'll put it up on the fridge so I can see it every day, right next to the other [Descriptor]Anon titles.
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>>149933304
He released it too early without even move descriptors or anything beyond a bare-bones RPG.

Don't know why people keep acting like releasing the main games early was so bad, the games were done and he needed to feed and clothes his family.
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>>149933585
To be fair, that was before he became rich enough to get God and Satan to voice act for him.
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>>149933585
He was basically set for life after one, and two was clearly a rush job.
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>>149933883
How was 2 rushed? Not liking the mechanics doesn't mean they were unfinished.
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>>149931813

Chechnya Conflict series when?
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>>149933883
2 had the best trailer
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>>149934137
He released it a month ahead of schedule without doing any kind of testing
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>>149934353
fuck the chechens
slavs that insist on being mudslimes and slaughtering their own population dont deserve any attention at all
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>>149934654
Not the anon your talking to, but really the game is fine. Albeit difficult as all fuck, its still playable. Even the difficulty adds a sadistic pleasure
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>>149934909
If I wasn't tired I'd make you look like a fucking moron. With bullet points and everything.
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>>149935028
>I could explain my side of the discussion but I won't, ha ha

If you're not going to then don't fucking say you could.
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>>149935028
Okay kid.
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>>149934909
I always found 2 to be the worst out of all of them. The atmosphere was shit, the Puppet's design is trying way too hard to be scary, toys were just filler, jumpscare animations were shit, pretty bad mechanics, and the game over screen is just lazily made. I wouldn't mind seeing a remake of 2.
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>>149936220
but muh death minigames
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>>149936220
When he does the HD remakes for consoles he may do some changing and fiddling with the games. 2 could definitely use it.

>if death is certain, you can't move your head away from the hallway so Foxy and Puppet won't fly out of the walls
>Golden Freddy's head will properly fade into existence as it rushes at you
>jumpscares will be properly in the scene instead of being obvious compositing

Also, the Puppet wasn't "trying too hard to be scary", it was a normal-style clown/jester marionnette.
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>>149936220
>way too hard to be scary
as opposed to lolzombie springtrap or NIGHTMARE everything
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>>149936220
>Puppet's design is trying way too hard to be scary,
I disagree. If you want to talk tryhard for the second game, look no further than Toy Bonnie.
>oooh I'm all in your face ARE YOU SCARED YET?
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>>149937000
>>149937959
Maybe I should rephrase, it doesn't look kid-friendly at all. The toys and BB look like shit you would find at a kid's place, but the Puppet, at least to me, does not fit in at all. It has no eyes, the weird ass spindly body, and the smile, it just seems too creepy for a kid's establishment.
>>149937730
I'm not defending those designs at all, except Nightmare Fredbear, he's the only one that should've had the sharp teeth and shit..
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>>149937000
>When he does the HD remakes for consoles
Can't fucking wait.
FNAF are the only games I have ever bought on Steam once they come out, no waiting for price drops or sales.
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what happens if you beat the 8th night in fnaf4
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>>149940001
Scott emails you a naked picture of his wife.
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>>149940138
What did you hope to accomplish with that response. Stop posting.
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>>149940138
You mean ex?
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>>149940138
would bang
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>>149940401
>JUST
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>>149940516
pfffhahaha like the bad haircut meme from reddit

JUST :)
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Who is the scariest/most evil /5N@FG/ character?
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>>149940927
It's (You).
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>>149933032
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=36176
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>>149940749
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>>149941071
what the hell is wrong with you
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>>149941071
I shouldn't be as taken aback by this as I am, but this is such an odd mix of obscene and mundane I can't help but be disgusted.
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>>149941071
I demand you draw that Toy Bonnie murdering someone to restore the balance. That was part of his whole shtick, now he only sucks dick. Just like all the others.
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>>149941172
You must be underage or extremely vanilla.
>>149941471
>murder
The animatronics murder people?
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>>149941741
The canon game ones do. Every OC animatronic is a sexbot.
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>>149941741
As the legal council of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, I would like to remind the public that robots cannot commit murder, as they are not humans. Just like how robots cannot cheat, steal, or kidnap.
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Trying designs. Withered Bonnie for height.

I haven't posted anything in a while, sorry. I lost nearly 3,000 words the other day. Bit of a motivation killer.
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>>149943579
>Yandere femboy with a heavy accent
This is why you're the most popular artist here. And not because you're the only artist who's here and posts multiple pictures every day.
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>>149943579
Now have him suck that dead guy's dick.

>>149943729
Hang in there, Ching Chong. You're doing god's work.
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>>149943824
Nigga's been around since the /v/ threads, as well. I'd imagine that helps.
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>>149944179
Ignore this chav, don't draw necrophilia
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>>149943579
Is Anon ok?
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>>149944419
Why not?
In the grand scheme of things it'll just be one more fetish to mark off the checklist.
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>>149943579
>>149944472
ANON IS DEAD

SOMEONE INFORM HIS FAMILY
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>>149943579
I have not once made a gay request of you, Crisis.

>>149943729
Hopefully you can build up the drive to writefag again.
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>>149944179
Thank you. I appreciate people being nice.

>>149945214
I'm already working on something else. I spent a while planning out a thing but I was told the thread wouldn't like it, so I'm changing tack. Expect a new story in a couple days.
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who's the fuck in the /trash/ /r/ thread
fuck off
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>>149945527
What?
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>>149945527
Some of us don't go to /trash/ like your sorry ass does.
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>>149945609
>>149945702
>talking down for going on /trash/ when you go on /5n@f/
mang I do both but you're in serious denial if you cant recognize you're human garbage for going on this thread
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>>149946017
>knowing who that generic human is
>talking down to ANYONE
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>>149946316
>implying I'm talking down
I'm talking to all the people in this thread on the same level of degeneracy as myself thanks
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>>149946017
Denial of what, anon? I don't go to /trash/ because the place doesn't interest me. Sure, this thread's got its fair share of degenerate losers, but there are a few diamonds in the rough here and there.

The fact that you go to /trash/ makes you three times the garbage that us robo-connoisseurs could ever hope to become.
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>>149946017
There are levels to these things. We're the nice unopened packs of food that grocery stores throw away when they get too much of it in stock. /trash/ is the rotten mess of moldy bread and spoiled fruit that gets removed from the house of a hoarder.
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>>149946017
I'm not obligated to hang out amongst the rest of the garbage on one of the many designated shitposting boards on this great big internet of ours. It's not as though I have to maintain some kinda of degenerate cred or else the police takes away my card.
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>>149936220
I liked all the characters introduced in 2 and the pizzeria was cool, but it had the worst gameplay in the series and there was barely any reason to check the cameras outside of Prize Corner.

Fnaf 3 is my favorite since you actually have to scan the cameras carefully to find Springtrap.
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>>149946628
I'd say we're the moldy bread that has outstayed it's welcome along with all the other containment boards of /vg/, while /trash/ is the whole garbage dump.
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>>149947070
Moldy as in a random spot that can be broken off/cut off before toasting or lost cause because you forgot to put the loaf bag in the fridge during the summer months?
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>>149947305
xD
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>>149947305
Shit man, the poor kid's had enough, with the dead brother, the whole "doomed to die" thing, and also being a manlet
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>>149947305
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>>149947305
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>>149946628

Lets be honest here, real honest.

The only difference is that our "trash" is just linked via the booru instead of direct uploading dues to blueboard rules.

Have you even seen some of the shit on the booru? We're more trash than trash. Half of them are just semi-vanilla furfags. We're beyond that threshold.
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>>149947772
A handful of namefags with shit fetishes don't represent me, anon.
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>>149947851
Shit fetishes? Who do we have with a shit fetish here? Sounds disgusting.
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>>149947603
He's got it better than Mija. Poor girl's mexican and most likely had her parents murdered right in front of her.
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When's Chapter 34?
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>>149947910
>we will never find out who freddy is
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>>149947985
Chapter 34 onwards will now take place in a highschool setting.
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>>149947910
damn she a thicc loli..
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>>149947772
I'm already watching BoJack Horseman right now man, I don't need to have this personal breakdown right now.
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>>149947985
>tfw Mike's moving to a new apartment
>tfw no Beanie for three years
>tfw ye royale scribe will introduce yet more characters
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>>149947373
Moldy as in the fungus has gained sentience, went through twelve years of school, worked it's way up from a minimum wage job in a warehouse, met a nice girl, started a family of three wonderful children, got promoted to manager, had a row with said wife when the new job was going to relocate them to a new state, got back together, put the kids through college, retired at the age of 65, raised the grandkids with stories of the hijinks he and the other factory workers used to get up to, started playing golf at a local country club, took a hobby in gardening, arranged his elderly wife's funeral, helped keep the family together after she passed away through his strong emotional support, lived five years more helping his grandchildren ad giving sound advice to his adult children, and then passed away peacefully in it's sleep, and was remembered fondly by his wonderful caring family.
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>>149947985
No idea, but looking through all the roommates pics makes me wonder who's tallest: Frederick, Chiclet or April?
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>>149947987
Feels bad.
>kid Puppet has even less information when he's had direct contact with GF
>>149948042
>Rackham gets swirlied by Bonworth
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>>149948135
Damn, that's some crazy mold
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>>149947985
I'm almost done with it. Probably by this weekend.
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>>149948042
Oh boy, the fire rises.
>>149948123
>tfw We've reached the end of the series.
>>149948143
Prolly April.
>>149948536
You good mi familia, I'll tide myself over by drawing the blue bunny until then.
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>>149948943
>Prolly April.
Hot damn, she's a true amazonian if she's taller than Frederick who I think is the tallest of the bunch
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>>149948135
That mold had a better life than me.
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>>149950625
Are you a bad enough dude to fuck Toy Chica in the asshole?
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>>149947772
A decent chunk of our creators and anons aren't degenerate trash though.
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>>149951028
Nah
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>>149951059
Nahhh, that's sorta not true. There are a few out there who aren't like that, but the majority of them totally are.

>>149951092
I admire your honesty anon.
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>>149942175
>Fazbear shills literally don't even bother trying to hide anymore
Reminder all Fazbear products are a danger to the public
Reminder Fazbear's has a history of covering up murders of employees and patrons
Reminder Fazbear's refuses to show health inspection reports
Reminder Fazbear's don't background check employees
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>>149951414
Those robots didn't do nothin!
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>>149951414
Reminder that Fazbear's gets all of their pizza ingredients from the Stater Bros down the street
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>>149949569
The perfect Amazonian, I should add.
>>149951028
Dude fuck yea
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>>149951414
>Reminder all Fazbear products are a danger to the public
Reusing animatronic parts they know to be cursed not only in other animatronics but in furniture and toys and shit does sound like something they'd do.
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>>149951414
First, are you implying, sir, that our company's toys and cartoons are a danger to children? That is simply not true! They have the appropriate tags and markings if needed, and they are all investigated by top notch inspectors.
Two, murder accusations are assumptions created by the friends and families of missing peoples, and we assure you that we work with the police as closely as possible.
Thirdly, our health records are the cleanest in the county, and are only obscured to keep the Fazbear Family Secret Recipe(TM)(R)(Patent Pending) from falling into competitor hands.
Finally, our employees receive rigorous testing and background investigations, and anyone found cheating or lying face a large financial penalty.

>>149951937
>>149952268
No comment
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>>149952178
im in luv with a moldy bunny
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>>149952178
Your Toy Chica didn't seem to like getting fucked in the asshole. Would cumming in her butt make her madder?
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>>149951414
Take yourself and your tinfoil hat back to /pol/.
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>>149952178
My nigga on both Toy Chica and Mormon Amazonian.
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>>149952328
>>149952516
My niggas
>>149952354
Quite the opposite, actually. She'd glow like a stop light before giving you a reverse donkey punch for teasing her.
>>149953118
I draw pictures of porn with great amounts of detail. No denying that.
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>>149953440
>She'd glow like a stop light before giving you a reverse donkey punch for teasing her.
Hot
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>>149953118
Writing a few lewd fanfics last year, no doubt.

>>149953440
>I draw pictures of porn with great amounts of detail
And we love you for it, Luci. You da bess.
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>>149953835
Danke, anon.
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>>149952178
Make sure to remember to help her replace her bandages. It's better to be clean than comfortable.

>>149953118
I thought up of a whole AU where the FNAF pizzeria is a reality-bending dimensional clusterfuck with a dash of Twin Peaks. The amount of time and effort I put into something that I know will inevitably become completely irrelevant and forgotten about makes me wonder if I've been legitimately on the spectrum all along.

>>149954606
Nice seeing you again, RT.
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>>149954606
The crab from Sonic 1?
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>>149953118
Go on the VG archives ever couple of weeks to see if you guys are still talking about the old shit I used to post here.

>hurr durr you trying to make us guess who you are attention seeking faggot?

Nope, but I'm embarrassed enough by it that I don't want to say it because it seems petty of me and I know it.
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>>149954606
>old school spooks
Oh fuck yes
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>>149954693
And I just realized that it's an old pic. I guess I really do have autism.
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>>149954606
Pretty spoopy. How ya been there man?
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>>149954747
Well, are we?
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>>149954865
>>149954816
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>>149954880
Guess I got brain problems.
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>>149954874
Well the few that seemed to like my stories really seem to enjoy mentioning me among the other old names whenever old-writefags are mentioned and I just don't get how I was still relevant to them after so long.

It makes me want to write stuff for you guys again, but I haven't played he 3rd or 4th game so I have no idea what the new "deepest lore" entails. (That and I'm just really really lazy)

Lurking is always fun though, and I like keeping an eye out for the oldies I used to know too, like Garuda or KnotAWriter, ChicaVF and Freddy VF.
I also want to know what ever happened with that weird MT stalker dude and if he ever left.
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>last thread 50% of the Snake Mike talk got deleted
and here I was hoping for more cute guard sneks
and weird fetish stuff but still
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>>149955571
>haven't played he 3rd or 4th game
Lore-wise, the killer ended up being indirectly suited by the ghost kids, and became an undead cyborg terminator abomination, who still roams free.
Don't think about 4's lore, it won't end well for you.

>Garuda or KnotAWriter, ChicaVF and Freddy VF
They're all fucking dead, at least for the thread.
Fuck around the Skype circlejerks, and you might find them, or at least some info on them.

>that weird MT stalker dude and if he ever left
He left with MT.
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>>149955571
>I just don't get how I was still relevant to them after so long.
Cause a good story is timeless, dude. And you've written some good stories.
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>>149955836
>don't think about 4
I am overcome with curiosity. It must be satiated,
If I were to look into it, should I..

>Go through stories, OC or otherwise, that would help me understand it better

>go through a playthrough on YouTube.

Or

>just going to the wiki or something?

Also I remember watching the ending for three a while ago and the big reveal with the actually fleshy corpse in the suit. Those screenshots of him trying to rip the head open for air were terrifying.

The metal bars went straight through the fucker!
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>>149955571
>I just don't get how I was still relevant to them after so long.
Mate, you last wrote in October. That's only 9 months. People are still busting Ace's balls over not finishing Home Invasion. Shit, every time Fanfag shows up people ask him about Fist of the Fazbear, and the last chapter of that was posted in October of 2014.
>I just don't get how I was still relevant to them after so long.
The bots were ghost kids that dindu nuffin and the killer got killed by a springlock suit and haunted a haunted house attraction until it got burned down. FNaF4 literally doesn't matter.
> what ever happened with that weird MT stalker dude and if he ever left.
He followed MT when she left.
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>>149953118
Writefagging while I have never played the games.
My sound card is busted though so I'm effectively "half-deaf." It wouldn't be an issue if the one game I had wasn't 4.
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>>149956381
Playthrough, for sure.
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>>149955836
Garuda has gone on to being a furry fat fetish, when he isn't speaking like some incoherent dudebro. His fat drawings makes Ace's bonnies look like super models, if that gives you an idea of how 'thicc' he draws.
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>>149955571
Sweet, it's you. I usually am one of those people that mention you because I admit that Bonnie's Best Friend left an impression on me as I felt that it was one of the best spooky pastas that closely followed the source material. Your other stuff was pretty good too, so of all the old writefags, you're one of the few that sticks out to me.

>FVF, CVF, Gardua
They're all gone, I'm afraid, and a long while ago at that. Like >>149955836 mentioned, they might still be hanging around with the old gang, but as someone not in any of the skype groups I couldn't tell you if they're all still in touch. The booru's usually pretty handy for keeping track of who's still regularly posting or when they stopped. I recall Garuda being spotted in /utg/ but I have no idea what his or the voicefag's current whereabouts are.

>MT Hateanon
Thankfully, he's also been gone for a long time. I think he was really only here to harass MT. Posters still get called "hateanon" either jokingly or not, but there's no true relation to the original nutcase.
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>>149953118
I warn you, it's really fucking autistic
I instinctively thrust my hips forward whenever I see a picture of Bluescreened Bonnie.
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>>149956252
Must be artists dilemma then. I just don't see it. The other day I actually went through some of my stories and tried correcting a couple things since I took some literature classes over spring.

No promises or anything but the only way to show improvement is to actually write a story for you dudes.

If I could get some /r/equests for premises/ideas to write about, maybe I could start there?

I always enjoyed reading those stories of Mike sharing an apartment with the animatronics or trying to get them integrated into life or some crazy shenanigans like that,

>>149956694
Huh.. Never would have guessed that was his fetish.
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>>149956784
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>>149955571
3 focuses on this one animatronic called Springtrap. It's a withered golden colored Bonnie animatronic. At the end of the game it's revealed that Purple Guy (the killer) went back to Freddy's, presumably to get rid of any evidence. However, destroying the bots releases the ghosts of the children possessing them. The ghosts corner Purple in a small room and Purple puts on a springsuit (an animatronic suit that doubles as a regular suit performers can wear) to scare them off. However, he gets cocky and starts to laugh at them. The combined movement from his laugh mixed with the moisture in the room sets off the springsuit's spring mechanism (the thing that attaches the endoskeleton to the suit itself when the suit is being worn by an animatronic) and his body is painfully pierced by thousands of pieces of sharp metal. It's basically like an iron maiden. Purple then slumps to the floor and bleeds out. He's then found years later and brought to Fazbear's Fright as an attraction. For some reason his soul possesses the springsuit and he tries to kill you each night.
There are two endings to 3. In the "normal" ending Fazbear's Fright is burned down mysteriously and everything that survived was sold off. In the "good" ending you play a bunch of mini-games to appease the children.Beating all of the mini-games releases the children's spirits and they are put to rest
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>>149956651
Got it. I'll report back eventually with thoughts on that, surely it can't be THAT awful, right?

>>149956770
Why thank you anon! I'm glad I stuck out to you, the spook stories are always the most fun to write because back when I wrote them, I was writing based on straight up nightmares I had of the first game and being cornered in the office with Bonnie. It was just twice, but man it stuck with me for a bit.

I think if I can come up with the right premise or starting point of a story, maybe a better grip of the 3rd/4 th game, I can write another spook.

If I were to write another spook story though, it'd have to stay as a one shot. Those long chapters I used to write were just a pain to pick back up after putting it down for even a minute
>>149956770
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>>149957464
FNAF4's gameplay is fine. We're just assmad about its story.
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>>149957252
Don't do this to me anon
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>>149956929
Count yourself lucky you haven't seen what he's been drawing lately.
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>>149956929
>Huh.. Never would have guessed that was his fetish
Kek
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=Garuda6
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>>149957857
Garuda was always fucked up, but his streams were chill as hell. Dude knew how to MC and make everyone feel like a part of what was going on. I've never seen anyone else fall so naturally into the roll.
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>>149953118
I make graphs and charts trying to link the animatronics and games. I have to keep redoing them when I find an inconsistency, which is very common. I guess that's the point of the lore, to leave stuff ambiguous so we can discuss it.
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"It was all a kids dream" was the story for FNAF4? Really? I mean.. It makes sense, what with the mini games in three about the shit brother, but wow that's just kinda.. Boring?

Also how does that leave room for this new game coming out that is the supposed "sister" location?

>>149957846
Hey man, I've been around the Internet before. I had my shitty furfag phase, and even my cringey MLP phase!

I sincerely doubt anything could surprise at thi-
>>149957857
Lawd those are some thick robo-tiddies!
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>>149937959
I couldn't not.

>>149954693
Made a game based on a slightly less shitty game then made a whole shitty AU about that game then made a shitty AU of that AU.

Then made another one. Basically garbage-tier.
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>>149958232
Post em!
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>>149958719
Entering Ghost's magical realm is never a good idea
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>>149958651
I want to bunny-hump Toy Bonbon so bad.
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>>149958651
>murderous Blonnie
Please god no
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>>149958651
I would if he was a girl.
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>>149958843
These are the kind of posts that make other people look at us like a bunch of autists.
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>>149937959
>>149958651
I could never stop seeing the little blue fuckstick's slide as a FNAF2 version of "I'm not touching you!".
Call me autistic, but I couldn't help but mutter "get the fuck out of my face" when that happened.
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>>149959187
>caring about other people's opinions
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>>149958843
That's Toy Bonnie, not "Toy Bonbon" you retard.
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>>149959187
I think the fact that we're a general for Five Nights at Freddy's makes other people look at us like we're a bunch of autists way more.
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>>149957464
Well, whenever and whatever you cook up I'll still be here to read it. It's always nice to see old faces drop by.

>>149957726
You can't stop what's already over.

>>149958651
And we all love you for it; shine on you crazy diamond.
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>>149958651
I would lay down on a sofa lazily with him, as we watch some cheesy Charles Bronson flicks, his big blue plastic head resting softly on my lap, my fingers caressing his synthetic hair, as he incessantly yaps on about the movie amidst (and at the same time as) the chewing of popcorn, as I slowly drift off into sleep.

>>149959180
Where's the fun in that?
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>>149959497
I HEAR
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>>149959937
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>>149959497
I'm still confused on the controversy behind this character.

So she appeared in some video promoting a web comic, and she is the OC of someone other than the artist of the comic, correct? The controversy, from what I understand, comes from her creator being shitty, but is that the actual creator of the character people are talking about or the creator of the comic? I've heard some negative things about the comic person too, so are people just lumping them together? Or are both of them shitty?
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>>149959848
nigga thas gay
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>>149960294
The only controversy I'm aware about that furry fuck is the one in /5N@F/, and what I know about this "controversy" is that when it started when some fuck kept talking about the blue furry fuck and posting links to the video and asking for the blue fuck to be drawn.
I think. That's what happened, right?
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>>149958447
The only part that isn't real in FNaF 4 is the gameplay since it's a nightmare, everything else is all real.
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>>149952178
Mah Nigga
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>>149959724
It's the alcohol speaking, but I swear I could masturbate to rawness to this image alone for the next three hours straight and not regret jack shit.
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I hope people don't mind all these shitty doodles.
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>>149960703
Put your name back on, Bombay xD
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>>149958447
Missed your return so I just wanna say it's good to see you here again. I love your stuff.

Also yeah FNAF 4 was stupid. It's like if Freddy's Dead and Freddy's Revenge were mashed into one movie and released as the finale right after Dream Warriors. It's exactly why Scott should avoid pandering.
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>>149960579
>>149960869
cute
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>>149953118
I wrote fanfiction even though I was pretty dissatisfied with the series and did it out of a desire to feel productive again without putting any work into something actually creative.
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>>149961146
You'd be surprised by how many /%n@f/ers are alcoholics, depressives, or both.
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>>149958651
>you will never bitchslap Toy Bonnie and hurt your hand in the process
>you will never headlock Toy Bonnie as Bonnie
>you will never bully or trick Toy Bonnie into various antics and shenanigans

I've missed your Toy Bonnie too much, loose cannon.
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>>149961637
The same could be said of most generals, I believe.
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>>149961868
The same could be said of most of 4chan.
We wouldn't be here if we weren't fucked up.
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>>149958651
Alright, hop in.
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>>149960579
I want to put my finger through her swiss cheese ears.
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Who the hell is fritz smith?
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>>149962761
I pseudonym for William Afton or Purple Man.

At the end of his shift he goes and removes the corpses, but he still has the stench of their blood so he gets fired for smelling like shit.
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>>149959083
How do you know the intent is murderous?

>>149959280
I'll admit, I always thought it was funny. The first time kinda wigged me out, but any other time I kinda lost my shit instead.

>>149959724
I'll shine as bright as I can.

>>149959848
Anon that's lewd.
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>>149962937
>William Afton
>taking the books as canon
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>>149962761
Bonus night player character.
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>>149963275
Aftonrobotics is apparently a thing in SL.

also the story is already fucked up, Silver Eyes doesn't do much worse in the grand scheme of things
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>>149963202
I don't wanna listen to your new wave post-punk techno rock trash Bonnie.
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>>149963772
Wouldn't it be wild if there's zero concrete connections between SL and the other games in the franchise, instead being the same setting as the novel?
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>>149965182
That'd be pretty crazy.

I was hoping that SL would be a clean "reboot", separate from the ghost kids of the first four games and able to build it's own lore and horror. Seems a little unlikely now, though.

I don't think Scott realizes that people would still buy his games if the furry robots weren't in them. I really hope Freddy and Foxy were planned from the start, and not just hamfisted additions.
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>>149965613
R.i.p.
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Another shitty doodle.
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>>149966075
Is that... Freddy?
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>>149965937
>heart pupils
hnnng
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>>149966075
Please, call me Anon, Mr. Fuzzy Balls was my father.
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weaverbon freaks me out.
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>>149966774
Me too.
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I guarantee that the big "tweest" for FNAF 5 is that the robots are really the original FNAF ghosts, just in new shells.


Or that Springtrap returns, refurbished using the old animatronics's costumes and parts as a Buffalo Bill robot-cyborg abomination

Or that Ennard has Springtrap's head inside him and turns into this in the final night just kidding, that'd be too cool to happen

We all know FNAF 5 will have a twist. What do you think it'll be?
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>>149966847
Everything was just a LSD trip you had inside the pizzeria in the 90's.
You get arrested.
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sometimes you just need a little death in your life.
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Make sure you guys show this to Crisis, hes responsible for this i can feel it in my bones.
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>>149967334
He's actually already drawn this, check /aco/.
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>>149967537
He's drawn them for here, too
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>>149967537
>>149967684
but which came first? his art or the robutts
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>>149952178
>>149960579
she's pretty great.
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>>149966774
I honestly think that's the cutest anyone's ever drawn her
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>>149968545
alright then.

I have seriously had nightmares of her before.
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>>149969125
*Him
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>>149969184
*it
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>>149967334
>Implying I don't already have multiple versions of that gif saved
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>>149969125
Wait, really? How? She's kinda creepy, but she isn't necessarily scary.
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>>149969421
Fucking commie bastard.
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>>149969563
I don't know, its just how she acts and looks, it gives me chills.

The nightmare as far as i can remember was me trying my hardest to crawl through a tunnel while she chased me, letting out screeches to turn around or look at her. When i did she sped up, he jaw opened wide and she pulled me back into a void where i felt like i was falling. I looked at her once more and she smiled at me with those sharp teeth.

I was really fucked up that morning

Had to fix some errors.
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>>149969421
Death to Bolshevik animatronics!
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>>149969579
>>149969994
Remember that time the Third Reich successfully captured the capital of their ideological enemies and defeated them once and for all proving the superiority of the Aryan race - wrecking them so hard that Stalin killed himself and they established a fifty year puppet government over half of Russia and had their way with the local populace Oooh wait.
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>>149970283

I demand North Korean Blonnie - for the good of the proletariat of course.
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>>149970283
Remember the Einstatzgruppen?
Remember when Stalin starved the Slavic race to death?
Fun times for Deutschland, fun times..
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>>149970283
Stay cheeki breeki my friend.
May you always have hard bass.
May you never run out of babooshka's kompot.

May Adidas always have three stripe.
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>>149970504
R.I.P 5,756,000 dead Slavs.
You died for a ideology that killed millions more.
Good for you, putrid scum.
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>>149970504

>Thousand Year Reich
>Lasts 12 years

Man, I hope you got the extended warranty on that.
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>>149970913
>National Socialism lasts 12 years
>Communism lasts allmost 80.
Sad, fucking slavics ruined this earth.
And now we must suffer the consequences.
Jewish tricks and foreign infestation.
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>>149970283
Toy "Maxism defenetly won't end the white race" Bonnie.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tVj0ZTS4WF4
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>>149972231
""""""STRONK"""""""
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>>149972231
Cute but communist.
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>>149972231

Can we have a Cuban Blon to complete the set?
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>>149973216
Kek.
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>>149972780
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>>149973615
If Toy Bonnie is a commie, what animatronic would possibly fit into the Fachist catagory?
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>>149972207
This was extremely catchy
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>>149974328
So is HIV
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>>149973828

Classic Freddy - sure he might brutally murder night guards with his paramilitary death squad band, but at least he makes the shows running on time.
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>>149974464
Crisis do this plz.
Freddy in a German soldiers uniform would be pretty neat.
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>>149974724

I dunno about german - I think South American style fascism is a closer fit.

Fazochet if you would.
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>>149974973
South Americans aren't white Anon.
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alright, give me some doodle requests so I can forget about beanpole.
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>>149975480
Draw him.
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>>149975480

Devil Gundam biting Freddy in half.
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[tiny jumpscare]

The only animatronic you stop with a table.
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And the full scribble.
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Holy fuck it's dead in here.
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Mike x Marion
Because someone suggested it and I acted on it.
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>>149980778
I always love your stuff.
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Ok seriously, what the fuck is up with all these deleted posts?
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>>149980932
There's no "I" in "janitor"
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>>149965706
Funtime Freddy and Foxy do kind of strike me as hamfisted brand recognition. They don't really fit aesthetically with the other humanoid clown robots.
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Commies are not allowed.
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>>149981420
Jantor?
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>>149972231
Bigger hat. BIGGER HAT
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>>149978258
Cute small rabbit
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>>149975480
How about some funtime Foxy?
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>>149981503
"Send in the Panzerhunds"
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>>149953118
Come up with an AU in which an eldritch businessman (who is technically an OC) chills at the FNAF pizzeria with a fellow purveyor of SCIENCE! (who is an animatronic rabbot) where regardless of the genre, whether it's write or voicefaggotry, and/or how experimental a given write/voice is, it all has continuity. Resulting in character development, world building, all of that. The amount of time and effort I've dropped into making sure things still fit is staggering for what amounts to fanfiction on an imageboard.
But I'm having fun doing it. It's either that, or being Sy. I mean fuck, he's self-deprecatingly speaking in the third person. What a mook.

Might as well use this to repost the Bane faggotry from the other day while I'm at it.
http://picosong.com/tTUr
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http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=36177
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>>149985687
That's a big voiceclip.
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>>149987628
For Springroll.
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>>149987113
Shit i forgot my name
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Did Ghost die?
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>>149987113
Now those are some big delicious chicken breasts.
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Sleepy thread
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>>149991412
Snoozing to the tune of a cute little music box.
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>>149975480
Draw people trying to escape the zombie apocalypse by hiding in Freddy's and not realizing they're between a rock and a hard place.
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>SL comes out
>confirms dream theory
What would you do?
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>>149995463
Damn you're angry.
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>>149963202
I don't recall ever seeing GMFBlonnie angry.
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>>149995463
(You)
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>>149995463
So you finally learned how to change filenames?
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>>149995534
nuke texas
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>>149995534
Probably shitpost here, trying to see if any suckers would still defend the games.
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>>149997330
I can think of at least one person who would absolutely try to defend it.
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>>149998090
Reminder that the dream theory also applies to Roommates.
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>>149998983
Poke pretty vehemently dislikes 4, so I doubt that.
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>>149999073
>implying the scribe's opinion matters
>implying he simply doesn't do His Majesty's bidding
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>>149999194
>implying Weaver could actually get off his lazy ass and write something that coherent, competent, or consistent
He probably just looks each chapter over once and draws the title card.
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>>149998090
>"you guys are just raging because scott didn't do it the way YOU wanted it!"
>"you're all furry degenerates, your opinions don't matter!"
>"MUH BALLERINA WAIFU"
I can see it now
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>>149995534
I wouldn't be surprised
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>>149995534
I'd prefer the dream theory to what the game actually seems to building up to: the shitty book being canon.
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>>150000184
anon why would you even suggest something like that
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>>149999781
Who are you imitating? Seems like you've got three different people in that raging.
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>>149995463
You seem unreasonably upset about someone who draws furry robots for the internet.
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>>150000184
How is that even supposed to work? The book is a completely separate universe from the games. Is Scott really this retarded?
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>>150000310
None else but our personal hotheaded shitposter. Can't say his name or else he'll get triggered.
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>>150000313
upright ears blonnie is a strange creation
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>>150000375
>Is Scott really this retarded?
I envy your optimism.
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>>150000375
It's entirely possible that the name of the Purple Man in the game canon just also happens to be William Afton, and the connection to the book ends there. But I doubt it. Scott seems intent on crashing this franchise with no survivors.
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>>150001000
>shitposts in the same way, using the same flawed logic, for over a year
>gets butthurt when called out
lol
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>>149995534
I honestly don't see Sister Location trying too hard to connect to the other games. I could be wrong, though, but I'm imagining it's probably going to be its own affair.

>>149998983
YOU'RE a dream, anon.

>>149999073
I'm fine with the gameplay of FNAF4, but I think it was an extremely unnecessary addition to the series and I never did care for the Nightmare robot designs. I think it's too radical of a departure from the uncanny valley feel that FNAF1 and to a lesser extent FNAF2 had.

Besides that, the lore was at least somewhat coherent for the first three games; FNAF4 did more to fracture it than tie it together. It feels like the entire game was created to answer a question that the fandom had already come to a consensus on, and now we've got inane arguments over what year the game takes place in and whether there was one bite or two.

Hell, even the validity of FNAF1-3 has been called into question because of Scott's teasers/questions/whatever he dumped on his website about the "tiny Toy Chica's missing beak" and so on.

I'm sure it all makes sense to him, but I know I've stopped trying to figure it out.

>>149999194
>implying I'm not Weaver in the first place
>implying I haven't fused with him to create some kind of multi-limbed fetish-bestowing writefag abomination that subsists on thirst and banana peels

>>149999401
I can guarantee you he's looked over each chapter more than just once. Chapter 32 had about nine or ten drafts it went through before we released it. He's been a great help with consistency.

>>150000184
>>150000375
Having read Silver Eyes myself, I can't really see how Sister Location would tie into it. The setting of the book is so wildly different from what the trailer's implying that I can't see how they'd mesh together, since "Fazbear Entertainment" doesn't even EXIST in the book and the whole "corrupt corporate" theme the first few games had is nowhere to be found in the book at all.
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>>150001170
>I'm sure it all makes sense to him
I'm sure it makes sense to his wallet.
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>>150001134
You really need to stop being the ACfag of /5N@F/.
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>>150001460
Sure thing, buckaroo, as soon as you stop being a huge faggot.
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>>150001134
I dunno man, I've been accused of being him before. Arguments on 4chan aren't exactly known for being logically sound, either.
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>>150001170
>YOU'RE a dream, anon.
Tell me something I don't know.
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>>150001641
I think there definitely is a guy who makes a lot of those asspained whiteknighting posts, but because of how controversial his posts are it's now become somewhat stigmatized to defend anything past FNAF 3, and his name (which must not be spoken) gets lobbed a lot at people who aren't him.
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>>150001641
One of our favorite pasttimes is throwing accusations around, especially when someone says anything remotely like disagreement or sounding like someone else. Look at >>150001594 for an example.
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>>150001804
You're dreamy
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The Wehrmacht was not established for this shit.
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>>150002059
Defending anything past the first game should be grounds for stygmatizing and chasing people out of here. Why we even acknowledge Scott's abortions is beyond me.
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>>150003146
>we
There's that word
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>>150003146
Hmm... really made me think...
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Soo how is everyone today?
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>>150004163
Can't complain for it's laundry day!
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>>150004163
>blogposting
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>>150004163
Draw me a cute picutre bnom
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>>150004163
Draw twink Beamz
>>150004498
Fuck off hateanon
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>>150004771
>>150004789
ok
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Does foxy even suit you in the first game?
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>>150005863
Nah, Foxy is friendly, remember?
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>>150005863
They all suit you in the first two games, even the ones whose attacks would have killed you like Toy Bonnie, Toy Chica, Withered Foxy, and Mangle.
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>>150005863
Nah, I always preferred the other three.
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>>150006160
Never understood where the suiting assumption comes from in regards to 2. Just because the game over screen is a Freddy face?
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>>150008943
The phone calls mention the suiting and the game over screen is POV from inside a Freddy mask.

I'd say you still get suited in FNAF2.
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>>150008943
The dead kids suited guards in 1, it's safe to assume they suited guards six years prior.
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>>149958040

I love you too, Anonymous.
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>>150009362
Go Meximike or go back.
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>post yfw the animatronics in FNAF 5 are haunted by autistic demons
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>>150010795
Why not. We already had autistic ghosts. It's a natural escalation.
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>>150010795
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>>150011139
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>>150011747
Don't get in between the robot and its carrot
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>>150012908
GMF's Toy Bonnie.
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>>150012908
Fuck off, QF
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>>150012908
None of them because I'm disgusting and murdered demon robots are too good for me.
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Damn, the janitor's pretty uptight today.
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>>150013319
Yet he leaves >>149995463 alone.
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>>150012992
We're brothers, united by shit taste.
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>>150011747
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>>150013319
We've had this retarded janitor deleting shit randomly for a few weeks now. It's really getting annoying.
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>>150013605
It might just be some assmad autist spamming reports.
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>>150013605
Yeah, it's not even lewd most of the time. I really don't understand it.
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>>150013319
I've seen more game discussion as a result so I don't complain.
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>>150014224
Janitor deletes posts about game discussion, too.
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I hope we get a death scene with the sock puppet
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>>150015532
I figure it's really likely. We got one for Chica's cupcake in FNAF4.
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>>150000313
Im in need of some Foxy on Mangle/Funtimefoxy/Lolbit tongue wrestling to quench my thirst.
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That juwantolbert guy is really shitting up the booru.
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>>150015532
>Freddy holding his arm out so his little buddy can maim the guard
>"EEEE-"
>"could ya step a little closer?"
>"Sure thing Bonnie! Huh huh huh."
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>>150016002
Who?
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How far in the week do you think the guards would get if they were guarding actual animals and not animatronics? The animals still want to kill them, of course, but they're just normal animals.
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>>150015532

It should melt off of Freddy's hand and reveal a tiny little endoskeleton underneath.

Little bizarre moments like that could really help give SL it's own atmosphere. I love how in Evil Dead 2 the cabin keeps throwing new, strange shit at Ash. Keeping the player on their toes and having moments that catch them off guard without being jump scares could really help with the horror.
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>>150016918
Very far.

Freddy's the only thing you have to worry about. Just slather the other animals in honey before the shift begins and lead him on a trail to the kitchen with a bunch of honey inside, and he'll spend most of the night eating and breaking into the kitchen.

Ration out one animal per night, and then hide dead fish around the pizzeria. He shouldn't even come near the office.
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>>150017393
Imagine the pink slip you'd get on the custom night.

>fired for cruelty to the animal-tronics
>reason: stickiness, odor
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>>150017393
What about the guard from 3 or the kid from 4?
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>>150019212
lookit these cute little robots
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>>150019249

They'll rip your dick off.
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>>150019186
Springtrap would still be a serial killer inside a rabbi. The hallucinations are just that; hallucinations. Probably a shrink ray involved.


Kid in FNAF 4 just needs to kick the cubs off the bed before they form a bear and it's all good.
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>>150019989
>Springtrap would still be a serial killer inside a rabbi.
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>>150019989
>Springtrap is a killer kid/midget trying to kill adults
Like pottery
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>>150019591
what the heck?
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>>150019591
Not like I'm really using it anyway.
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>>149996436
I've drawn him mad a few times.
It's like 99% what-if scenerios though. Toy Bonnie is pretty much the idiot optimist of the group with Chica being a more pragmatic one.
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>>149963202
he's actually almost intimidating
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>>150019591
Cool, I'm into that.
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>>150020686
What if I gave Chica a big hug while saying "I'm in love with a chicken!"
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>>150020840
>little blue fagmeister
>intimidating
He does seem like he would make a good psycho though, what with that need to do everything perfect to be seen as super awesome.
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>>150022153
>tfw you will never hold him by the head an arm's length away from you as he attempts to slash you with a pizza cutter for not enjoying his latest song
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>>150022153
Definitely fits the role of the overly emotional pyscho
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What time period of the Freddy Fazbear franchise do you think they'll cover for the film?
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>>150025796
Maybe 1992.
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>>150025737
>Chica ate a slice out of every pizza
God fucking damnit, not again.
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>>150025884
Actually, why the hell are we speculating instead of just asking Scott himself? He said that he'd have a hand in writing the story after all.
Or he could've been lying and just took the money and run.
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>>150026539
He only talks to reddit's mods and Gil Kenan's too busy posting weird shit on twitter.

I think he said we'd see the Bite of 87.
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NECA has a FNAF license now.

They're making this.
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>>150027132
Oh look, unrecognizable Chinese tat.
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>>150026872
That's not true, he also called out MattPat for his really retarded accusation.
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>>150025909
The pizza robot takes qa very seriously
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>>150027416
True, but the only consistent way to get in touch with him is to be a reddit mod or message him on reddit and hope for the best.
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>>150027693
Where does the pizza end and the chicken begin?
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>>150029954
the pizza and the chicken are one
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>>150027132
It's... nice?
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>>150027416
I missed this. What happened?
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>>150031208
MattPat made a video saying that FN@F4 wouldn't possibly fit into the canon of the games because who the fuck cares, not realizing it was a prequel like 2 was. He made up some bullshit after that and Scott pointed out that he overlooked the prequel thing. MattPat, after acting high and mighty, even going so far as to say that Scott didn't even understand his own story, immediately backed down and hid behind his "it's just a theory, A GAME THEORY" comment like it was some actual fucking shield.
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>>150031676
Wow. What a smug dickhead. No wonder nobody likes MattPat. Good on Scott for shaming him.
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rushed doodle
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>>150032580
Hard to see once the power goes out. Just got to grab whatever and collect that paycheck.
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>>150032580
she's a big chicken
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>>150032580
Does this happen to her often?

More chiggun lewds please.
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>>150033016
that's kinda hot
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>>150032580
>chica
>panties
Huh?
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>>149901475
DAILY REMINDER
DREAM THEORY IS CANON
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>>150034253
DAILY REMINDER
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>>150034682
Omelette du Fromage
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>>150034823
John Madden John Madden John Madden
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I'm in love with a chicken
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I'm in love with the purple guy
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Quiet Friday evening

is everyone busy playing the games?
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>>150035654
I'm playing a game about gay naked people, mixed with tactical rpg
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>>150035865
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>>150036028
Its bastard bonds if ya wanna know
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>>150035865
Metal Gear Solid 2?
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>>150035654
I want to play the Lakeview Cabin Collection but things keep showing up.
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>>150033016
That's really hot.
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>>150035865
Real life?
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>>150038651
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>>150038651
http://picosong.com/cUR3/
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>>150039897
Is that Z?
I loved her stuff with Bonnie.
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>>150040186
Yep.

http://picosong.com/fC8m/
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>>150040306
Wait, is this new?
Are you Z?
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>>150040484
Nope, Z has been gone for ages. Just have some of the old links still saved.

http://picosong.com/fFqy/
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>>150040306
That's cute
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>>150041240
Darn. Got my hops up since I'd never heard that last one.
Anyway, these two were probably my favorite of theirs.
http://picosong.com/2nZQ/
http://picosong.com/2nzm/
I love the range of emotion.
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>>150041597
http://picosong.com/fnA9/
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Something short. My job eats me.

http://pastebin.com/JiSgfwfE

Feel free to shoot me an idea. I'll try and follow up on it.
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>>150042354
Mike attempts to file for worker's compensation, but because he's never actually SEEN his manager, he needs help finding him.
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>>150042354
Saved for later reading.
What about some kids daring to boop Freddy's nose during the day and the others giving him a hard time for it later?
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>>150033016
Looks like Foxy's still wearing his pants but I like this more then girls wearing other girls cloths >>150032580
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>>150042354
Oh boy oh boy
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>>150042354
Tabbed for reading later on
Freddy being slapped by a very smelly fish
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>>150042354
That was pretty great.
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>>150045237
Kissing is gay
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>>150045237
Thinking about it now, it's surprising I never came across any Christmas themed fanart which combined speculation about the bite with that whole mistletoe thing.
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>>150045373
Exactly. Real men punch each other in the dicks to achieve physical satisfaction.
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>>150045237
Because I lust after beefy bear cock no homo
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>>150045803
that makes ya'll gay
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Quickie. I try to not rely on drawing silly faces, but I honestly do enjoy drawing silly faces.

>>150042354
Being Naked Nate is suffering.
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>>150046543
Would a cigar really damage their eyeballs?
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>>150046790
No, but I think it would still hurt.
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>>150046790
It's the thought that counts.
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>>150046543
I'd feel bad for that rabbit, but its most likely deserving
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>>150046543
>dat smile on Freddy
Wouldn't a more pressing question be is it morally right for children, even dead children, to smoke and drink?
>>150046790
>implying Bonnie's not doing it for laughs and attention
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>>150048158
They've been around for almost a decade now.
No matter how you approach this the point seems kind of moot.
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>>150033016
>>150032580
Very cute and very hot.

Michelle and Ballora clothes swap?
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>>150048429
>decade
Meant century. Still, my point stands.
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>>150048697
>wanting the ugly manface ballerina
Shit taste.
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>>150049545
Is this going to become a regular thing for you, whining like a bitch every time Ballora is mentioned? Are you the one spamming reports on all the Ballora pictures and getting them deleted?
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>>150049738

Not him but I just think it's funny how triggered you get when people shit-talk your waifu.
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>>150050042
>not him

Sure you're not. I just find it funny how quickly someone has decided to become a raging little bitch over a FNAF character. No one ever acted like this toward any of the other characters.
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>>150050290
>No one ever acted like this toward any of the other characters.
I'm neither of them, but you must be incredibly new if you don't remember Balloon Boy .
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>>150049738
Technically you're whining like a bitch over someone calling your waifu shit. Truth hurts, huh?
>>150050290
>who is Reluctant
That really wasn't me, but thanks for confirming you really are butthurt.
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>>150050290

It doesn't happen to the other characters because other characters aren't staunchly defended the way you defend Ballora, I'd imagine. People shit on her because they know you'll come out and throw your usual temper tantrums. If you didn't make such a scene it probably wouldn't happen as much. It is pretty funny how mad you get over stuff this dumb, though.
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>>150049545
As if anyone here will actually draw her on model anyway.
Not that I mind in that case. Here face really is pretty fucked up.
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>>150050290
You really are the shitpost that keeps on giving
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>>150050491
Did people report pictures of him so they'd be deleted? Did people honestly hate him, or was it the funny kind of hate?

>>150050568
>>150050616
>>150050749
So we're not allowed to even mention one of the canon FNAF characters because of one anon who likes it?
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>>150050882
I bet you're Canadian. Nobody but a fucking leaf could shitpost this consistently and persistently.
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>>150050882
I find it peculiar how you never actually refute things or back up your standpoints. You always just backpedal and bring up unrelated questions. It's almost as if you know you're wrong but you're too much of a stuck-up prick to admit it. But hey, that's just a theory.
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Which is the most fun party/chip/byte set for FNAF World? Not the best, but one that keeps it challenging without it being impossible.
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>>150050882
Considering how other FNAF-related and discussion-related things are getting randomly deleted nowadays, what makes you think it's being done purposefully by one person?
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>>150051002
The fuck? Are you insane or just stupid?

>>150051168
What out of those persona attacks am I supposed to refute or back up? Sorry that I like Ballora, I wasn't aware the general had deemed her something to be angry about and ignored.
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Just ignore him and he'll go away.
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>>150050882
>being this retarded
You can like or dislike any character you choose. It's you getting #triggered when someone insults Ballora that earns you scorn and ridicule.
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>>150051409
Yeah, my mistake. Sorry.
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>>150051536
Anon, don't bother. He's been here for more than a year and he's had this argument many, many times. He's a lost cause, just leave him to his delusions.
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Ballora's not an animal, she's a shitty human for shit-eating normies, anyone who likes her needs to go to reddit, now fuck off and kill yourself.
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>>150051409
Why not try something else on your tray?
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>>150051195
I would say go at it without using any chips or bytes and have two healers on both teams so that your offensive power is halved.
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>>150051797
Greedy! To post all that!
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Where's Ghost been, anyway?
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>>150051884
That sounds really interesting. Thanks for the idea!
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>>150052205
Haunting the skype he totally doesn't keep up with I imagine.
Serious answer? He's probably making content. He might even be lurking THIS VERY THREAD.
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>>150052205
Sacrificed himself to bring GMF back. Press F to pay respects.
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>fansmut and Crisis are the only drawfags who've made Ballora pictures after someone requested them

You know what must be done. This kind of shitpost-encouraging cannot go punished.
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I used to lurk and post here from way back and I left the general right when 4 came out so I'm a little out of the loop.

Has the story ever been figured out or is it still whatever we make of it with all the little clues?
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>>150052467
The latter, mostly.
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>>150052382
>tfw even you could be Ghost RIGHT NOW.
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>>150052467
It's all nonsense, it can be interpreted any way you wish.
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>>150051797
>tells people to go to reddit while using reddit terminology
Ya dun goofed.
We use normalfag here.
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>>150052574
You didn't post a picture of Mangle with some kind of jokey name though.
See, now I'm Ghost.
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>>150052790
No, I am!
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>>150052790
Not gonna lie, the ManglexChica pic is the best goddamn one
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>>150052790
Ghost has strayed from noodly perfection and only posts about Nightmare Foxy, Rackham or yandere Freddy now. So really you've failed to impersonate him.
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>>150052918
I really couldn't get past the watersport stuff.
Luckily I'm good enough with Sai that I was able to adequately edit it out.

>>150053013
I'm sorry I've let you down, anon.
Truly this is my darkest day.
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>>150053291
Still a really great pic.
The new one is pretty snazzy too
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>>150053013
In Ghost's defense, Rackham is a total qtπ.
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>>150054842
Since JBK returned to FNAF art, they've been pumping out nothing but gold.
Even if some of it is a bit more than I'm comfortable with.
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>>150055403
Like the armless Toy Chica one?
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release the game scoot
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>>150055646
>Scoot
?
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havent been here since the third game came out...did I miss anything?
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>>150055547
The armlessness was fine, I think damage can be kind of cute with the right framing. But yeah, I could never go for full on rape.
And again, that watersport thing is just beyond me. It might as well be scat as far as I'm concerned.
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>>150056515
Nope, the general has been frozen in time since you've left.
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>>150056745
Yeah, it was a hard one to look past.
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>>150056745
Careful, you might trigger Penguin or Bombay with that kind of talk.
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>>150056515
Yeah, it's the future now. Flying cars; internet pizza; underpants that give you blowjobs; it's great! Too bad you've been missing out.
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>>150056982
>>150057404
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>>150059354
>Mizu does nothing but teach Ace how to draw inflation art and buy Snax toys now
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>>150059392
Wah? I don't see any?
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>>150059392
It's been as it's always been, including fags who blow everything way out of proportion.
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>>150056515
Two games, a book, and lots of OC.
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>>150059569
>Mizu has been the Darth Sidious to Ace's Darth Vader all along
wat a tweest
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>>150059578
Baby and Ballora. Now the "I hate animals where's some humans?" people got their wish and started shitting up the place. What the fuck was Scott thinking?

>>150059632
Have you seen upthread with that one faggot lusting over the fuck-ugly ballerina? It's not overreacting to want him and anyone like him gone from here before they completely ruin the general.
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>>150059954
>darth vader's heavy breathing isn't because of his ventilation
>he's just inflated and fat
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>>150060071
>His suit's life support system isn't accommodating for his burns and injuries, it's just there to regulate his insulin to help with his diabeetus.
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>>150059954
>>150060071
>>150060245
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Freddy's tomorrow.
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>>150060514
Shut up and go make some more Doom wads, Dylan.
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I'm not sure I'm comfortable with how many preexisting images of fat Darth Vader there are.
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>>150060245
>Obi-Wan announces he had the high ground
>Anakin just wheezes trying to climb the hill
>Obi-Wan kicked Anakin back down constantly
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>>150060674
>His force jumps only look like regular jumps
>He has to take a break every two minutes
>Obi-wan "defeats" him when Anakin has a stroke mid-way up the hill.
>He failed to kill any of the Jedi child apprentices because they just kept 10 feet away from him at a jogging pace before he gave up and drove off to find Obi-wan on his tiny scooter.
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>>150061079
>not using the Force to grab and pull the kids to him

No wonder he sucks.
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>>150062079
He would, but even his midichlorians are obese, so his powers don't work very fast or reach very far.
He also can't stand for long periods of time.
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>>150062334
>midichlorians
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>>150062079
>uses force pull
>heart attack from the strain
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>>150042354
Remind's me of Lovecraft's prose. I dug this story a lot. Mysterious, good flow, gives you something to chew on at the end. I thought you were dead for a while there, man. I also loved the choice in perspective, I don't think that's been done before.

As for ideas, I ain't got any. I'd love to see your spin on Sister Location though. Make up your own lore and story with the characters, like the writefags in ye olden days of yore back in August 2014.
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>>150046543
I couldn't pin exactly who Mike reminded me of, but then I remembered the black dude from Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley. The shadows remind me of that, too.
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>>150062582
Midi-Chlorians are essentially what powers "The Force". I know, it's pretty retarded. Back in the late 70's microbiology was considered the cutting edge of science at the time and George Lucas thought it sounded really smart to explain away The Force as a result of having a lot of microbes in you, which was bullshit because the concept worked so much better when it was left unexplained. Fucking pseudoscience.
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>>150059959
They keep it from being entirely furry, anon. Think of that.

Also, our worst shitposters have been historically furfags so I don't think one or two people who want to fuck the mannequin are all that bad.
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>>150063054
Actually *snort snort* midichlorians are the conduit through which Jedi and Sith can tap into the Force. The reason Anakin was so special is because he had an enormous amoun of them allowing him a level of access to the Force that surpassed even Yoda and Palpatine's. Losing his arms and legs and being burned lowered his midichlorian count and weakened his link to the Force, which was why Palpatine wanted to replace him with Luke.
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>>150063283
You'd think if that were the case people could just lab grow them and inject them like some kind of gene therapy.
Either way, Star Wars in general get a whole lot stupider the more people try to make sense of it.
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>>150063283
The Rule of One holds true: you have surpassed and slain the master, Darth Autismus.
You're right, I just checked the wiki.
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>>150063739
I don't think that works, they tried it with General Grievous in the Clone Wars material and he didn't become Force-sensitive. On that note, clones do inherit the same Force sensitivity, at least in the EU.

>>150063753
Shall I take you as my apprentice?

You will be known as Darth Beebee
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>>150063739
>producing something to be placed into the body to give someone super powers such as telekenisis and shooting lightning from their hands
sounds like bioshock
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>>150063152
FNAF has always been about robot animals, furfaggotry, and wanting to fuck bunnies and chickens. Now we've got robot humans and normalfags are trying to push them as something acceptable.
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>>150024836
Eh, I dunno about that.
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>>150063054
>>150063283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxcKNs8R9AE
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>>150064480
>FNAF has always been about robot animals, furfaggotry, and wanting to fuck bunnies and chickens
One of these things is not like the others, one of these things revisionist
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>>150064480
>FNAF has always been about robot animals, furfaggotry, and wanting to fuck bunnies and chickens.

No it hasn't. Unless we exclude the "normalfags" here that produce and consume non-pornographic content. The porn is also predominately robophilic rather than zoophilic. Wanting to fuck the robots, however human they appear is not at all inconsistent with the thread culture.

Leave the bunnies alone, Lennie
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Badger here, patreon was poop, going back to regular drawfag mode and doing the last artist standing thing. If ya'll want sketches lemme know on yee ole tumblr
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>>150065106
Sorry to hear badger, hope ya doing alright there. And will do, take it easy.
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>>150065106
Nobody was willing to shell out those autism bucks for you, huh?
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>>150065336
2 people out of the 60 some odd who kept asking me to make one. Didnt want to waste their time clinging on like a drowning rat
>>150065148
Im alright. Wife had cancer though, but that got removed well enough
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>>150064198
How about just plain ol' rugrats?
Dark apprentice of shitposting and staying up past 3 AM, apparently.

>>150065106
Hey, nice to see you again. Hope you catch a break one of these days, man.
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Chicken thighs for dinner again?
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=36179
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>>150064198
What EU?

>>150065106
>>150065502
Nice to see you again, too bad about the patreon, but nice to know you and the wife are doing well.
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>>150065502
That is some shit stuff man, glad she managed to beat that. Keep on fighting there Badger.
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>>150065758
>What EU?
It still hurts.
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>>150065692
I don't mind, chicken is good for you.
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>>150064694
Hard workers gotta break once or twice sometimes.
I can't help but admire people with a strong work ethic, it makes me want to improve my own.

>>150065692
Well I know what I'm having for dinner tomorrow.
Also, good golly, miss molly. That booty.
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>>150065792
99% of it was crap anyway. I mean, are you really gonna defend lightsaber knees here?
Besides, it's not like the stories actually went away just because some corporate type say they're all no longer the non-canon canon anymore.
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>>150065532
I wanted to make a joke about Disney buying Star Wars and you getting your name from that picture of Mickey Mouse but it's after 3AM and I'm tired, so just pretend I said something hilarious.
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>>150066246
on the other hand, the actual stuff they're replacing it with is pretty stupid.

it's like the DC reboot where the actual stuff that came about because of it outweighed the good by rendering formerly good characters toxic.
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>>150066936
What?
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>>150066936
Blue board you stupid fuck. Enjoy your 3 day.
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>>150066936
Cool dick.
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>>150066936
nice
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>>150064480
b-but Balloon Boy is a robot human
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>>150066246
Yeah but the stuff that was good was really good.
Like the Thrawn trilogy. Pretty much anything by Zahn really.
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>>150069412
Well no fucking wonder Golden Freddy kept trying to murder people, if he was left outside to rot in the rain.
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>>150070607
>Golden Freddy's left outside in a dumpster the entire series
>his apparation is just him trying to return to a robot body
>just like how as a child he wanted to be inside of Freddys

It's like poetry
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Dreams are cool.
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>>150073372
hey look it's that one female guard who used to show up every once in a while
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>>150073372
No they're not.
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>>150073372
>tfw you hardly ever dream and when you actually do it never makes sense
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>>150074398
that's the fun of it, anon

why dream of flying when you can instead find god or shoot up a robot neighborhood?
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>>150074398
Everybody dreams, anon. Your dreams are either just too bizarre for your waking mind to make sense of or too mundane to note in the first place. Work on making better dreams.
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>>150075967
If I start writing down my dreams I usually remember them right after waking up better.

If I stop writing them down because they go places I don't feel uncomfortable about even if I leave it in a secure location, then I stop remembering my dreams.

That's how things work.
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Last night I had a dream that some giant spiky worm thing was chasing me through may apartment until I started strangling it to death in my kitchen, but as it succumb to suffocation I looked down to see it was now an adorable kitten.
The night before that I dreamed that I had cut off the head of my dick with a pare of scissors.
I don't like dreaming.
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>>150077260
Damn, that sucks.
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Last night I had a dream that it was April 25th, 2002, that I was 6 years old, and that I had fallen asleep in class. My friend had woke me up and told me that I was having a bad dream, and that it was time for morning recess. I went outside and played with my friends on the playground, and then it was time to come back inside.

Right after the bell rang and we got seated I woke up in a cold sweat and immediately started crying because that dream was so fucking realistic, I had thought my entire life up to this point had been a nightmare. That none of my life had happened, and that I was a kid again. It's 5:04 am and I don't want to go to sleep again. Having that dream was cruel.
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>>150078465
>tfw exhaustion still hasn't put me to sleep
Page 9 bump.
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Live.
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>page 8
Maybe I should just go to sleep.
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boop
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ded thread
ded kids
ded bots
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i think its time we buried the hatchet with /utg/
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>>150088573
Fuck no. Give me one good reason.
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>>150088573
Sure. In the skull? Chest? Guts? Spine? Femoral artery?
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>>150088631
We're just as bad.

>>150088750
You must live a sad life.
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>>150090257
Fuck no we aren't.
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>>150090291
You say this as poorly drawn porn of toy Bonnie is posted.
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>>150090936
Still doesn't make us as bad as /utg/
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>>150091268
And why are they bad?
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>>150091393
Take one visit there and you'll see.
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>>150091642
Anyone visiting here will have the same opinion of us.
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>>150092284
Then why do you want us to build upon an foundation of hate? Agreeing to hate one-another isn't burying the hatchet, it's sparking a cold war.
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>>150092550
4chan is a social network based around hate.
It's like one big condo where every tenet hates everyone else for the same stupid shit they themselves pull.
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So, if we go by the schedule Scott teased us with, we won't be facing every one of the four main animatronics on every day. Funtime Freddy will be one day, Funtime Foxy one day, Ballora one day, and Baby one day, then on Night 5 and the extra nights we'll have to deal with them all at once.

I think this is why we also have Ennard, the Bidybabs, and the Minireenas. They'll be the "around on every night" threats, at least one or a couple of them, and then all of them on Night 5 and beyond, so you'll have to do more than just watch the cameras for the big animatronics.
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>>150093318
It's agreed then, we aren't burying the hatchet with /utg/
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>>150052790
Sauce of pic? I can't seem ta find it on the booru.
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>>150095335
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>>150095610
try e621
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>>150095610
That Jailbait Knight. They've been drawing FNAF art since almost the beginning, but just came back from a really long hiatus.
Most of their stuff can be found in the link below, but they've also got some alts on their tumblr.
https://e621.net/post/index/1/jailbait_knight
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>>150095335
>>150095636
Gone but not forgotten.

>>150095610
Because it's not from here.
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>>150096082
His stuff is cute
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>>150096852
No arguments there.
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That's enough dreaming for one day.
Wake the fuck up.
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How about that game discussion >>150094113?
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>>150099281
game discussion? where do you think we are?

If this is how it goes, i hope they all have different mechanics
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>>150094113
I think the schedule will be the order and perspective of the minigames.
If anything I hope there's distinct sound cues for the many enemies roaming the location.
What do you think will be the big twist phone call in this game?
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>>150099943
The person you're talking to is William Afton
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>>150099943
There wasn't one in 4. I wouldn't be surprised if there won't be one in SL.
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>>150101289
Actually, some of the static and gibberish, if reversed, are Phone Guy's message from the first game.
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>>150101289
no phone call in 4 killed me
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>>150101289
You're a kid at home having nightmares in 4. In SL you're an employee at a Fazbear's. Of course someone will be calling.

Who it is is the question.
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>>150102032
There's a toy phone in the kid's room. He could have easily gotten some phone calls on it considering it was a nightmare. Maybe the audio from Fredbear's commercials or the kid's dad talking about going to the pizzeria.
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>>150103074
What would that have accomplished? Having it in solely for the sake of it? Besides, there already is a phone call in FNAF 4, it's Phone Guy's call on Night 1 of the first game where he mentions the bite of 87, it's reversed and modulated so it sounds like ominous background noise.
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>>150103074
Would've been a neat progression from father trying to reassure his kid nightmares are not real, hyping up a birthday party, then maybe asking if the kid can hear him and to wake up.
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>>150103870
It could have supplied an actual personality to one of the few human characters in the series
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>>150104338
Phone Guy already has a personality. Were you expecting the kid to talk to the phone while he's running around warding off the Nightmare Animatronics?
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>>150094123
I got something you can bury in your /utg/ *unzips*
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>>150105096
Posts like this make me wonder if Scott comes on to this general to shill for his own games and talk down to detractors. I know it can't be possible, but it just puzzles me how someone could defend the blatant flaws with these games with such fervor.
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>>150105501
I'm not that anon, but not every single counterargument is defending blatant flaws. Some people here just like to play devil's advocate or argue.

That said I really do think it's weird the phone toy in FNAF4 didn't ring or do anything. I appreciate that it was there for the imagery, but I really expected it to do something.
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>>150105501
How is no Phone Guy a "blatant flaw"? I'm honestly confused by what you're saying. You're upset because there were no voice-overs in FNAF 4? How would anyone claling on the toy phone help explain gameplay mechanics? "Hey, kiddo, I know you complain about nightmares, but just close their door in their faces and you'll be fine!"?
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>>150105737
It was just an idle thought. There's been times when game devs have been caught shilling on 4chan before, so I was just considering the possibility. I doubt Scott even knows what 4chan is, though.

But yeah, that is pretty weird, there's also a purple robot toy and fan in the kid's room. Maybe they're symbolic of him seeing Phone and Purple in the pizzeria during his party?
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>>150103870
>>150105096

Phone calls could establish the atmosphere better. FNAF 1 is better regarded than the other games because it used more to establish unease and the creepiness than just jump scares.

As for FNAF 4, literally anything would help it's Nightmare theme.
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>>150105856
It doesn't have to explain game mechanics. Calls could've given some backstory and maybe a peek into lore.
Which honestly I'm ok with no call because trying to connect everything to Phone Guy would seem really forced.
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>>150105856
The flaw is lack of characterization.
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>>150106225
That's what the cutscenes did. We saw a young boy who's abused by his older brother with parents who are never home and don't seem to care and who's terrified of the animatronics. Then he gets chomped, has crazy dreams, and dies.
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>>150105856
I mean, Phone Guy is objectively the best character in FNAF.
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>>150106465
Yeah, and those cutscenes did such a great job of establishing the lore, right? That's why we still have people arguing over what year the game takes place in and who the kid is even supposed to be.
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>>150106356
For who? Phone Guy had three games of characterization. The Child and his brother have characterization through the cutscenes.
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>>150106670
All that is known about the child is that he cries a lot and is afraid of animatronics. We don't know WHY he's such a crybaby or WHY he is afraid of the robots. We don't know who he is, what his backstory is, what his relation to the greater lore is.

Same with the brother. We know he's a cunt. Why is he a cunt? What is his greater purpose? Who are his friends? How does he have access to keys for the parts/service area? These are all things that could have been elaborated on to give a better understanding to what is happening in this game.
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>>150106659
We should've had a voice actor for a father calling from work at Freddy's. And have him randomly interject creepy shit, like "Look behind you. I said, look behind you" or on the last night casually mention that he was caught and getting stuffed by the robots, and that it's okay though because he'd get to see you again. And then Nightmare can spawn.

The "again" being ambiguous as to the afterlife or whatever twisted parody of existence being suited results in
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>>150107160
Did you also want Mike, Jeremy, Fritz, and 3 Guard's life stories back in the first three games? Or biographies for the dead kids and Purple Guy?

Child is afraid of the animatronics because his brother and friends keep tormenting him with them, and because in real life not all kids love animatronics either. Older brother is an asshole because older brothers tend to be assholes to younger siblings. That's all we need to know about their characters. As for the lore, we get to see where Golden Freddy came from.
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>>150107160
I always figured Phone guy was the dad, but that's just my own little pet theory.
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>>150107801
>Older brother is an asshole because older brothers tend to be assholes to younger siblings.
What he did to his brother was quite a bit further than typical sibling torment. It borders on sociopathy. Something was up with that kid.

>As for the lore, we get to see where Golden Freddy came from.
Did it really, though? I've heard a range of theories including Fredbear and Goldie being two different things, to the child becoming the Puppet, fuck, I've even seen Shadow Freddy get thrown around. 4's story didn't explain shit, nigga.
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>>150107160
There are no actual characters to care about because there is no story arc. Nobody learns anything. Nobody changes. The "story" is just "shit that happens that doesn't mean anything". This is just "lore" that doesn't support anything.

Mike didn't end up where he was because of a character flaw, and then overcome his character flaw to survive. Jeremy/Fritz/the kid don't grow and change as people so we have something to care about. There's just "shit that happens". They start being spooked by robots and they end up surviving the robots. That's it. There's a bunch of shit that happens around it but it doesn't actually affect their characters at all.

It doesn't matter who got bitten on what year and dies, because there is no "why". Without a "why" there is no character so we're just left with a bunch of vague bullshit.

Was the Bite in FNAF 4 the Bite of 87? The correct answer is "who gives a shit?" It doesn't affect anyone's choices or philosophies or decisions, it's just "shit that happens for no reason".

Now it's fine to have this kind of narrative in horror games, since the player is supposed to self-insert and think "I am trying to survive" instead of "Mike is trying to survive". That makes the game more fun since you think the robots are trying to kill YOU instead of trying to kill THE PROTAGONIST. While this makes for a good game, it makes for a lousy, nonexistent story since there is no reason to care about what Mike/Jeremy/the kid/etc. are doing.
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>>150108595
After reading this I have a newfound respect for writefags and comic makers. They really did manage to squeeze blood from a stone.
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>>150108394
>What he did to his brother was quite a bit further than typical sibling torment. It borders on sociopathy. Something was up with that kid.
Like in real life, some people are just naturally assholish bordering on psychopathic.

>Did it really, though? I've heard a range of theories including Fredbear and Goldie being two different things, to the child becoming the Puppet, fuck, I've even seen Shadow Freddy get thrown around. 4's story didn't explain shit, nigga.
Like with a lot of FNAF lore, you have to imply and guess and go with what makes the most sense to you.
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>>150108775
It's part of why the creative fanbase likes the series, honestly. Since the official game canon doesn't have a story arc, it's very easy to create one and stick it in the framework.

Mike Schmidt is a grizzled old detective who took the job to find clues about missing kids.
Mike Schmidt is a young techno-punk who took the job to experiment with his AI programming and took it too far.
Mike Schmidt is a man with a sinful past who is being punished by being haunted with vengeful ghosts.
Mike Schmidt is a robophile who luvs murry bunny lovin.

All of these could be legit, because in canon, Mike Schmidt is nobody and does nothing. You could take any of these and turn them into interesting stories, while staying in the "robots in pizzeria with guard" framework. You can fuck with it however you want, because you never run into the problem where "Mike would never act like that!" or "Bonnie would never act like that!" They act however you want them to. The FNAF lore is more of a writing prompt than a standalone story.
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>>150109061
>Like in real life, some people are just naturally assholish bordering on psychopathic.
Which, more often than not, stems from trauma early in life, which could've been interesting to learn. Think about it. These advanced, industrial-grade robots, they must be pretty common if they're being used in some shitty pizza joint. Everyone would be aware of the danger these things pose. What this kid basically did was analogous to holding a gun to his brother's head and laughing as he begs for his life before pulling the trigger. That's fucking sadistic, man.
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>>150109523
My brother never had anything traumatic happen to him and our parents loved us, and he was always treating me like shit. Ended up breaking my arm with a prank once and was never sorry about it. Some people are just jerks.
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>>150109883
What a dick.
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>>150109294
>because you never run into the problem where "Mike would never act like that!" or "Bonnie would never act like that!"
Except you do whenever you decide to ignore the canon of the robots want to murder your face.
Bonnie would never fug the handsome guard and Mike wouldn't let the walking trash can in his office
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>>150109189
ALAS, POOR CUPCAKE

YOUR RISE TO FAME JUST COULDN'T LAST
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>>150109883
Was your brother the Magic Man?
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>all this game discussion
Feels good man
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>>150108595
I really hate that the last time I observed the argument "there isn't really a story here because all anyone does is simply survive" was in a thread about that horrendous Girls comic on /co/. I know FNAF isn't a great franchise, but that's still a comparison I'm uncomfortable with.
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>>150110000
Hey we never SEE Bonnie kill Mike, all we SEE is Bonnie yelling and screaming in his face. That could easily lead to canon buttbumping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bYs-9vBsSU
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>>150110534
Well, uh, sorry to break it to you pal, but FNAF isn't exactly what you would call the cream of the crop. It's more of a "guilty pleasure" thing.
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>>150103074
That actually would have been pretty interesting.
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>>150110449
Enjoy it while it lasts.
>>150110738
>you don't see Mike's dead body in the exact condition foretold by Phone Guy when caught
He's dead, anon.
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It's almost kind of humorous how /5N@F/ and r/fivenightsatfreddys have polar opposite opinions on nearly every conceivable thing about the series. I know it's kind of a given with the vitriol between the websites, but it's interesting.
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>>150111527
Could you point out some examples?
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>>150111527
Do they like Baby and Ballora? If so they're truly irredeemable faggots.
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>>150111824
I like Baby and Ballora.
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>>150111625
>majority of /5N@F/ is harshly critical on the games while majority the subreddit detests criticism
>majority of /5N@F/ believes that 4 is in '83 while majority of the subreddit believes it's in '87
>majority of /5N@F/ ribs on Scott often while the subreddit almost universally fellates him
>majority of /5N@F/ hates Silver Eyes while majority of the subreddit loves it

That's just a few examples.
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>>150111824
you suck!
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>>150111824
Baby is cool, though.
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>>150112116
>>150111625
>majority of /5N@F/ tries to create interesting characters from existing animal templates, subreddit's art stays almost cripplingly on-model while managing to have no appeal or visual interest
>majority of /5N@F/ can create humorous/lewd comics, subreddit sticks to tired newspaper-style jokes for their comics
>majority of /5N@F/ doesn't give a shit about fangames, subreddit talks about Popgoes and Those Nights at Rachel's and Candy's constantly
>majority of /5N@F/ doesn't care much about merchandise, subreddit freaks out when so much as a package of stickers is found at a walmart
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>>150112116
Hating on the people who try to help us is a tradition dammit. We did it to Jesus, we did it to the Native Americans, we did it to Ghandi, we'll do it to the alien bastards who didn't do their history research.
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>>150112116
Was the Bite in FNAF 4 the Bite of 87? The correct answer is "who gives a shit?"
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>>150112472
ayy lmao
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>>150112472
HUMANITY FUCK YEAH!
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>>150112524
This is my new favorite quote.
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>>150112325
>>150112242
>>150112075
leave, cancer, and take your shit taste with you.
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>>150112720
Nah, don't think so. I'm good here, thanks.
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>>150112720
Anon, please, they're not acting like spergs. Save it for the ones who deserve it.
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>>150112720
okay...
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>>150112553
He should have really been the hero of that film. Maybe we'll get a sequel that shows the events from his perspective.
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>>150113146
Liking the human robots means you're beyond a sperg. We dont need more than one BalloraFetishAnon and we don't need him either. Beat it.
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>>150112720
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>>150113406
>>150112553
>lol we're the best and we're going to destroy your planet and you because we want some magical metal under your tree fuck you and everything about your existence did we mention we're the best?

Avatar really did steal everything in it from other movies, that was the basic plot of Dances With Wolves.
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>>150114164
Oh, speaking of that, did you hear about the guy who played the Native American Chief died a few days ago?
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>>150113406
>He should have really been the hero of that film
He wasn't?

>>150114376
Wasn't he actually Italian?
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>>150114480
Apparently not, or maybe we're talking about different people. All I know is that Bald Eagle died from natural causes.
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>>150113406
>sequel
But he's dead?
While I get the mining company and PMC were meant to be the bad guys, I really can't root for a protag who abandons everything for some pussy. But hey, nature stronk!
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>>150114480
>>150114689
Wait, no, I was thinking of the Crying Indian. My mistake.
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>>150111527
I've said it before, but I think it's really interesting how they came to completely different conclusions regarding the lore compared to us. Both groups logically pieced together clues but the result is drastically different.
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>>150114735
It's the future, they can just pull a Ripley and bring him back to learn a valuable lesson about humanity and our effect on others.
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>>150113406
If it makes you feel any better, humanity likely came back with an actual invasion force rather than a small group of mercenaries that were only there to provide protection to some scientists.
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>>150114735
Honestly, I began rooting for the bad guys when I found out more about the blue cat people. They're a proud warrior race with a culture that's all about "might makes right!", where if you're strong enough you can take it and it's all good and natural.

So another proud warrior race shows up and they start taking shit, but this time's it's BAD! Bad because they're doing it... FOR MONEY! And using MACHINES! Suddenly their own rules of domination and ownership through force are brutal, terrible and cruel when it's THEM getting their shit pushed in.

As I saw it, it was bunch of native bullies getting a taste of their own medicine from a group of even bigger and stronger bullies, but we're supposed to root for the little bullies because >muh nature and >muh goddess!
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>>150115596
I didn't really like the film.
Everything just seemed too cliché to me.
My taste in movies is shit though so what do I know.
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I want Avatar 2 to be a real-time two hour nuclear bombardment of Pandora with the best 3D and CGI cinema has to other. The last five minutes will be a couple of guys in hazmat suits picking up some chunks of Unobtanium from the scorched wasteland.
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>>150115596
Considering that the Na'vi had a culture balanced around that as well as balance with nature while humanity simply came in to strip=mine the planet and then leave it a ruined husk, yeah we are the bad guys. It's like your neighborhood being a bunch of gangs vying for control but still being stable and clean and beautiful, then someone comes in with an army, blows up your neighborhood, rips all of the gold that sat under your town, and then leaves it a gaping hole sourrounded by charred wasteland.
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>>150116145
But the Na'vi were racist assholes who refused to explain or attempt to help us find a new source of minerals until we got our own giant cat person.
We're the villains, I get that, but the Na'vi aren't completely blameless.
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>>150116574
What new source? The only source was under their tree, and we wanted it so bad we'd commit genocide for it.
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>>150115912
>nuking
What a waste. Just drop junk from space to save money and the hassle of radiation.
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>>150115912
>>150116970
>Not engineering some form of virus
They don't even have proper medical equipment, just give them blankets laden with Smallpox+ and the job is done.
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>>150115912
Why the hell would you destroy such a pristine planet, one rich in valuable resources? Colony drop those blue niggers. You just need to eliminate one giant tree.
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>>150116574
Yeah but there's no chance Na'vi are gonna win this year.
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This is a good thread.
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If Freddy's were suddenly nuked one day what do you think would happen to the souls of the children?
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>>150117664
They can't get any deader and have already passed on to Heaven.
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>jbk made more stuff
How can one artist be so based?
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>>150116145
That balance with nature was only because they could directly commune with the planet itself with their head-tail-penises; without it they probably would have been just as bent on survival through using their environment for resources as humanity did, which made their whole 'holier than thou' spiel make look like the kind of smug douche who gives an excellent book summary because he has a cliffnotes copy right next to him.

In comparison, Earth is and always was a hostile planet of actual and true survivalism where something gets to live on and evolve if they're smart/strong/adaptable/horny enough and they don't get a bailout from mother nature if things become unfair and some foreign bullies come of to kick their asses. As I saw it, mankind was the natural dominant species of Earth and had now come to be the dominant species somewhere else, where being the dominant survivalist species was considered the best trait by the native's own culture. They were all about dominating opponents but when they began to get out-played they ran back crying to momma about the guys beating them at their own game.

No kidding strip-mining is bad, but I found it hard to shed a tear for who it was happening to. The whole thing came across as ironic.
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>>150116970
>>150117097
>>150117172
Nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
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>>150118024
>filename
Nigga were you watching The Animatrix because holy shit the screams of the guy who was torn from his powersuit still haunt me.
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>>150117883
>Implying the afterlife isn't simply a cessation of existence.
>Implying those kids aren't in Hell in their fur-suits for murdering hundreds of innocent losers
>Implying that their ghosts won't come back to reap vengeance upon the poor bastard who decides to take a piss on their unmarked graves, Jason Voorhees style
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>>150118316
>Soldier being ripped from the suit scene
My absolute nigga, best scene in the thing for how horrifying that scream is.
The whole of the Animatrix was ridiculously influential on younger me.
Looking back the whole battle makes so little sense tactically.
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Bump limit reached, new thread when?
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>>150119872
Maybe it's already happened.
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>>150119152
The scream was 10/10.
Seeing KND do almost a shot for shot recreation was great.
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>>150118394
Thanks for reminding me that Freddy Krueger resurrected because a dog pissed fire on his grave
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>>150120519
>remembering this after so many years

Horror was always stupid, huh?
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new thread WHEN
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>>150119872
>>150121286

REPLY LIMIT REACHED
NEW THREAD

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>>150121404
>>150121404
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