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Old Thread: >>149807086

>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
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hana song
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>>149828662
Yea, but you love it more when you stomp the enemy team.

Blizzard know what they are doing. A close win is 5/10 enjoyment, a close loss is 3/10 enjoyment. Getting stomped is 1/10, and stomping is 10/10>

See how the stomps add up to 11 while the close wins don't? Welcome to forced 50%.
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Defense hero update when? Literally all of them are awful in comparison to their offensive counter parts sans maybe widowmaker
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how many ticks
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Which Overwatch would you fuck?
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Defense heroes all need a rework. They're all categorically fucking awful, except for maybe Junkrat under certain conditions.
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DESIGNATED SHITTING STANCE
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>>149829451
junkrat and mei are decent tho
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Ever since the latest round of patches my toaster can't play this game anymore. tfw poor
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>>149829576
overclock that shit
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has anyone else been getting brutal frame drops recently? Pre Ana patch i was getting consistent 150, now I'm down to 70, with drops going as low as 25 when theres a lot of action on screen.
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>>149829576
The only poor people in america are the ones who deserve it.
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Okay but can I select more than 3 resolutions yet
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Satya Vaswani
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why is this bitch so overpowered now?
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>>149829473
Bastion needs a buff to recon mode, something like +5 bullets, and he needs 350 hp. His hitbox is twice the size of Zarya's and he has no bubbleshield.

t. rank 75 player who's been trying bastion against high ranked teams
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>TFW an enemy team completely outclasses you big time and no matter how hard you struggle, you lose.

This can be disheartening.
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>>149829781

she not tho
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>>149829279
>>149829362

D.VA! D.VA! D.VA!

lol xD lmfao kekk

She is such a kawaii waifu desu, I REALLY want to nerf THAT... (If you know what I mean XD)
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>>149829575
Mei is terrible
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>>149829781
Toggleable defense matrix is why. The recharge time needs to be 2x longer.
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>>149829850
game needs a surrender option
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How do I make friends in this game to queue up with?|
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>>149829781
Because you're bad.
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>mfw people actually try to argue that tracer is good with her shit hp and damage
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>>149829886

That art style makes her look like something out of A Goofy Movie.
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>>149829970
Random people add me every time I use team voice chat in a match
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you dont think mei would put that THERE...?
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>>149829797
Every time I use Bastion ultimate I end up firing and killing fucking nothing. Actually I tend to just die during, accomplishing nothing. I can't do anything right.

>>149829962
Games are too short for surrender to be a necessary feature.
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>>149829936
That and her ult not killing her allows her (who already has insane speed, small ass hitbox, and decent damage) to push forward and harass while you can't inch forward without getting blown into oblivion.

Plus shitty tickrate means "DURR YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE BUT STILL DIED".
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>>149830012
>shit damage

Maybe if your aim is garbage. Tracer is bad currently because long range hitscan is dominating.
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>>149829886
>>149829362
Why does D.va literally reek of cancer?
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>>149830012
>shit damage

aim
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>Ran into my first full Soldier 76 bot
That sure was quick for that to develop
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>>149830012

Tracer is in a perfectly healthy place, balance-wise. I'd like it if the cooldown on her Recall was 2 seconds shorter, but that's because I'm a gung-ho chucklefuck who can't into cooldown management.
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>>149830176
>Attracts whyfoo faggot weeaboos
Gee I don't fucking know.
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>>149830126
god damn, that is some good tracking
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>>149829797
Is this sped up?
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>>149830214
There have been Overwatch aimbots since the first week, including in tournaments.

EnvyUs.Taimou's tournament-quality aimbot!
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>>149830176
shitty target audience
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Is there a way to avoid people who pick WM on KotH in comp?
I'm rank 70 btw.
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>>149830238
Hanzo and genji are weeaboos. D. Va isn't weeaboo but she is something worse: waifu bait.
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>>149830126
>tfw when I'll never be aimbot-levels of tracking

And I love playing Tracer. Literally most fun hero.
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>>149829797
It's really a shame recon is so useless.
You know, maybe if it had some kind of reconnaissance ability like wallhacks for anyone in LoS, wallclimbing, or a cannon m2 ability
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>>149830012

>shit damage

Learn to aimtrack, you unfunny clown.
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>>149830105
Just about all of the balance decisions for D.Va seem to have been made in regards to "Is this good for the player of D.Va?" without considering "Is this good for the game overall?"
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>>149829797
That poor, poor Zenyatta
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>>149829576
I got kicked out of my house young by my parents, poorfag pretty much all my life, and I still found a way to buy everything I needed selling phones at Telus. Granted I don't have kids or anything but you can live on peanuts in Canada and the US.

Unless you don't work at all and you're living with your mom you have no excuse to save up for a 400-500 rig with scraps from your old PC.
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>>149830317
>struggling with your own aimbot
i love it
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>REAPER: two tank? two healer? wtf switch to offense

What do you do
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Where's all the Ana/Soldier 76 art? What's the tag for it?
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>Being on a losing streak in comp

Sadness awaits...
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>>149830556
Here is how that same player (EnvyUs.Taimou) aims when his aimbot is disabled.

https://www.twitch.tv
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>>149830461
>tracking is important
>that much spread
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>>149829936
Literally ruins the entire point of making the change in the first place. Nobody wants a tank that can't fucking tank

>>149830105
If a D.Va is running after you into cover that's literally the prime time to fuck her shit up when she's a shitty 150 health fleshbag
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>>149830595
masking 76 reduces him to merely a sex symbol
this is why we need chauvanism
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>>149830126
>the hero is good if you have an aimbot installed!!!
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>>149830550
>I got kicked out of my house young by my parents, poorfag pretty much all my life, and I still found a way to buy everything I needed selling phones at Telus.
Cool story bro
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>>149830584

What map? Are we defending or attacking? What tanks and healers are we talking about here?
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> No flying monkey from oz skin on Winston
plz
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>>149830671
i think its so nice that michael j fox has joined the gaming community
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>>149830701
>aimbot
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I've had some Nomad and some emotes drop for Genji, how do I git gud at him? Anyway to practice in like training or something? Any vids I should watch?
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>>149829936
>>149829781

t. rank 30 shitters
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>>149830584
Just fucking ignore him.

>>149830815
>no junkrat skin where his bombs are cricket balls
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>>149830890
Enemy team is shit if they can't deal with a single Tracer in front of them.
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Does anyone else have an issue where models take a long time to load in? It seems to happen more during the POTG than any other time

It's not that I don't have enough RAM, since only ~70% is being used while in-game.
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>prepare to attack
>someone chooses hanzo
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I want to hug Jessie McCree!
I want to gently cup his asscheek in my tiny hand and squeeze!
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>>149830946
I'm rank 75 anon, D.Va is a menace here and all of the comp teams are telling this to Kaplan and friends when he does his little balance roundtables with them.

I get that the idea of D.Va being nerfed upsets you because you're most likely a substandard player enjoying the heightened game impact the character grants you, but nothing lasts forever, my friend.
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>>149831068
I always thought the cigar Mccree is puffing is a blunt
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>"Sniff, its not fair that you always take Jacks side Ana!"
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>You have to have top 500 ranking for the animated spray for season 1

What
WHAT

EVERYONE ELSE JUST GETS THE PLEB NON ANIMATED SPRAY
I WASNT AWARE OF THIS

IS IT TOP 500 GLOBALLY OR REGION?
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>>149831185
Per region
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>Didn't get POTG for my team wide resurrection
>Torb got it after being rezzed BY said resurrection to just go press his ult
Ok.
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does anyone have the picture of dva with this face and it says 100 right beside her

i need it for reasons
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>>149830946
Rank 30 shitter here
No one even uses defense matrix
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>>149830883
Hes truely an inspiration to us all!
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>>149831314

>Pressed your ult
>Mad when somebody else presses their ult
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>>149831314
>Complains about torb ult potgs
>when mercy rez potgs require even less skill
topkek
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>>149831348
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>>149829462
See a rein and know he's going to charge. Dash right out of his way before he starts the charge. Charge still pins me even though I'm out of the way. Like a fifth of my tracker deaths are mid dash, its a joke you can't survive anything based on reaction. It's like I'm playing dark souls.
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>>149831310

Is there an official leaderboard up anywhere?
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>>149831557
thanks
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>>149831314
>I didn't heal so they died
>then I pressed Q
>why is someone else's Q PotG?

Mercy mains need to be gassed.
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>you will never make Hana Song ahegao
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>Picking only dva for 20 games straight
>Sitting at a 85% winrate on her

Why is Hana Song so good?
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>>149831185
>People actually getting butthurt over a some shit spray
>inb4 but the animations calm my Autism
Go back to the Overwatch forums please!
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>>149830890
Was she hitting them with her melee from 6 feet away?
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Has anybody successfully gotten out of the 40s and stayed there? I got fucked in placements, but usually play with a ~58 average stack, and that level feels about appropriate for me. I gain and lose the same exp as the rest of the group, though, and so my own rank has been stuck bouncing around the 40s.

I tried duo queuing with a ~50 friend after my stack got off last night, and it was absolutely unbelievable, like playing with and against a bunch of actual retards.

>>149829646
Yeah, I've been getting some pretty bad ones. Usually I can stay ahead of my 144hz monitor, but once in a while I'll get some crazy stutter.
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>>149831785
Melee range is about 6 feet for normal characters, yeah.
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Why do people like playing healers?
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>Lucio breakaway skin
FUCK the worst one for him, even the frogs are cool

Why can't re sell them even if it's for 250 gold
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Who d.va here?
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She sucked
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>>149831041
My friend asked for help with this and I looked into it a bit. It seems to be an issue with the last patch according to the blizz forums.

Update your drivers if you didn't and remember your old version in-case your new one doesn't work well. After that go to options beside Tracer on battlenet and fix the game.

If that doesn't work uninstall the game and reinstall the game in a different directory.

The reinstall did it for my friend, but he reinstalled in a different partition. Good luck anon.
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>>149832005
Out of spite.
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>>149832005
Not sure.
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who ex-tf2g here??
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>>149832005
Every healer other than Mercy is a lot of fun.
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>>149831543
>Believes there is skill involved in an ability based FPS that caters to casuals
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>>149831910

All the healers in OW are fun as hell to play, with the possible exception of Mercy who just doesn't mesh well with me. Besides, it feels nice to be the backbone of a team.
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How do I play the ape? He seems annoying in enemies' hands but useless in mine.
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>>149832005
Utility to the team, plus I find them actually fun. Mercy a little less so than the others. Tanks are my other favorite.
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>>149832103
right here my man
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>>149832005
feels nice being helpful
I prefer coop play rather than being competitive

healing lets me do what I like
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>>149832150
Against squishy 200 heroes. otherwise he's bad because his weapon is affected by armor (Which they could change and make him viable)
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>Symmetra panting, probably having an orgasm when getting multi kills

MUH DICK
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>>149832229
>time to work on my apm
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>>149832005
Plenty of reasons.
>because nobody else will
>legitimately enjoy it
>zenyatta is more damage dealer than healer most of the time
>ana snipes
>ebic lucio wallriding
>mercy's plenty of fun when you actively use guardian angel
Pick any, multiple, or all.

Also there's the healslut meme, a small percentage enjoy that.
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>>149832113
mercy is fun if your team is competent and doesn't let flankers rape you in the ass
I know it's a rare occurrence but it happens
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>>149831169
Funny you bring up comp teams because from watching multiple games/tournaments the past few days I've frequently seen teams adapt to the D.Va pick by running Zarya/Roadhog alongside their Reinhardts and fucking her shit up.

If they can adapt than so can everyone else. At the absolute worst it needs to be made visible to the enemy how much matrix gauge she has in some way shape or form to make it easier to play around
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>rank 40
>I'm the worst player ever match
>demoted to 39
>matched with low 30s who are unbelievably bad
>win easily
>back to 40
>worst player again
>repeat
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>>149832229

Zenyatta in the back like "Jessie. Jessie, please calm down. Don't. I know you're angry. Jessie."
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>>149832103
Whenever I browse that topic all I ever see are people posting their inventory/class builds. Its just one big circle jerk in there.
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Mei buffs soon, fellow Icyfriends!
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>>149832315
Fuck. You. Bitch.
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>>149832229
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>>149832229

Man, Zenyatta's poofy pants look comfy as hell.
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>>149831769

>Butthurt

Anon please
I just was unaware how much we had to do to get it

What you missunderstood as butthurt, was merely shock, and slight panic, at how many rnaks I gotta get to be entitled to it
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More than half of the heroes names start with a letter that is over halfway through the alphabet.

How does this make you feel?
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Things I learned today in ELO Hell Layer 7 Extra Sinner Edition (Rank 36)

>Widow is the best counter to Pharah on KotH and should be picked over 76/McCree
>Lucio sucks, play Ana or Zenyatta (As solo Support)
>Symettra is fucking worthless, even when its a huge runback to the 1st checkpoint
>You dont need support on KotH (Someone told me to play McCree or Tracer instead of Lucio our only support)
>Hanzo who has a damage done medal >>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest of his team
>Hanzo players also claim to have 5mins of objective time in King of the Hill when the match lasts 8mins and we lose

So i went 0-3 today. Im never going to win. Even if I try and play as a carry we are fucked because supports are not played.
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>>149832414
Source.
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>>149832586
wtf NERD
*kicks sand in ur face*
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NOTHING FUCKING COUNTERS REAPER

NOTHING

IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE YOU'RE A FUCKING REAPER PLAYER
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call me a shitter, but what actually counters Tracer? I have really hard time playing against her
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>>149832414
GIVE ME THAT FUCKING SOURCE CUNT OR I WILL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP
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How can Ana be the mother if she has one eye and Pharah has two?

check fucking m8 Blizzard.
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>>149832686
D.va cucks reaper pretty well. She doesn't kill him but she allows literally anybody else to kill him.
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>>149832583
You almost broke into tears on here because you might of had to compete with better players from other countries for a half-assed JIFFY that Blizzard made in under 2 minutes.

You're lost Anon, let me help you find your way:
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/

Another lost lamb saved^^
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>>149832619

Saw a 34 sniping as D.Va earlier.
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>>149832586

Indifferent?
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>>149832686
What is: Stun + FtH?
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>>149832619
Play as a carry and tell someone to switch you faggot
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>>149830101
>Games are too short for surrender to be a necessary feature.
Do you even play ranked? Leavers are very common on lowlevels, but even if 5 bozos leave, there's always that someone who sticks around, just to waste everyone's time.

With a forfeit-button the losers could just accept defeat and NO ONE'S time would be wasted.

>>149830671
It's still the same aimbot, just with added shake to confuse viewers.
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>>149832414
Fixing her hitbox is a start

http://plays.tv/video/578eb0c288aa75f52f/well-then-?from=user
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>>149832005
I've played healer in a lot of games. I'm so used to the playstyle (if you can even mirror them between genres) that I can't really play heros that aren't support-y well.

I'm not very good at being an annoying little shit Genji or a big daddy Rein cause I don't have that in-the-fight mentality. Zenny is a lot of fun atm.
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>>149829279
>Somehow becomes D.Va 's boyfriend
>She is never around because she is off fighting a war
>When she is around, she plays sc2 to keep her skills in check
>Never have an intimate moment
>End up jerking off to pictures of her

Wouldn't be any different in my mind
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>>149832103
Right here broman.
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>>149832858
Yeah okay. Today I told a sniper to maybe switch on Attack and he went into a complete shitfit and called me a fucking tryhard cunt
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>>149832874
>Not staying to spite the bitch tits that left
I'd ignore any option to surrender
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>>149832689

Asphaltboar
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>>149832689
Nothing
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Mfw watching Tvique shit on some anons from /owg/ on a smurf and seeing them get bootyblasted
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>>149832845

What the fuck is FtH? You mean left click?
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>>149832586
I was a tiny bit triggered when I went to look at the Pharah skins I owned a few weeks ago only to realise she was on the top row
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>>149831517
There's a webm out there where someone covered Evanescence with a sax and it had this image.

I want Reyes to be a mean sax player canon.
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>>149833124
>not reading patchnotes in 2016
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>>149832689

I might be a shitty Tracer, but I find the most consistent counter to be Roadhog. Especially when they're savvy enough to hold back on hooking until the right moment.
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Who /unexpected/ here
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>>149833096
Hes already in higher MMR than most people here and hes not even placed yet
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>>149831169
71 here. I don't really see that at all. Sure she's strong as hell for denying shit like reaper and roadhog ults but as the other guy mentioned both Zarya and roadhog can deal with her pretty easily and there's nothing she can do and both of those are super meta right now.

Really the only thing that seems to be genuine cancer is genji + ana ult on attack which is is always going to net 3+ kills unless a roadhog manages to hook him or your mccree manages to flash him and even then the Genji is almost always going to get 2 people before that happens.
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I want Mei to twerk her ice cold booty all over my polar bear
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Why are stacks allowed to queue along solos on competitive?
How would you force teamwork?
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>>149833124
It's his right click, Fan the Hammer. It's a whole lot of fucking around when you could just shoot him in the fucking head.
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>>149832931
>Somehow becomes D.Va 's boyfriend
no
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>>149833009
That's why we need to button. If 3 or 4 people press it, the match would automatically end. But now it just goes on and on and on, even if there's only one fucker left on the enemy team.
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>>149833096
>Tracer kys
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>>149831597
No. Master Overwatch has an unofficial leaderboard. I can't tell exactly where the cut off is for top 500 in the US currently because the list doesn't load past 200, but I imagine it's probably somewhere around 76-77. A friend of mine is 77 and he's ranked 430ish in the US.
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>>149833245
>Good player does good on a smurf account
Breaking news!
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which
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>>149830595
>Blizzard makes Ana and 76 the canon couple
>Overwatch fanart community ignores it and continues to make shitty Pharmercy art

why?
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>>149833251
big blocks of ice for ants
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>>149832842
>The Will

Good taste.
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>>149833465
none
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>>149833465

Lena > Dr. Ziegler > Amelie > Hana
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>>149832826

Nice meme
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>>149833513

Because shipping is a chronic illness that only worsens when treatment is attempted.
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>>149833451
I know its just fucking hilarious to see /owg/ get BTFO by one player
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Is there any chance ana will be nerfed? People are saying how insane her healing is to mercy's and I want to learn her but if she's going to be nerfed I'd rather not
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>>149833513
Because granny porn isn't as attractive to a vast majority of people?

Or maybe because Rein/Ana is the real couple
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>>149833465
I choose the cute blue sniper.
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>>149833513
>>Blizzard makes Ana and 76 the canon couple
>>Overwatch fanart community ignores it and continues to make shitty Pharmercy art

Yeah that's how headcanon works. Blizzard has on multiple occasions said that Pharah has all her limbs and I still find this kind of shit.
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>>149833096
link?
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>>149833696

Mercy needs buffs, Ana doesn't need nerfs.
>>
why is reaper a nigger
>>
Can you rank up even if you lose a match due to shit team-mates but good personal stats?
>>
ANSWER ME >>149828809
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>>149833828
he's a spic you retard
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>>149831769
>butthurt
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>>149833696
Ana can outheal mercy if you hit every single one of your shots
most ana players are too retarded to hit one shot much less all of them
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>>149833465
All of them at once.
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>Tfw you unlock POWER OVERWHELMING achievement while defending payload on overtime

Show me your MAXIMUM CHARGE FACE
Post your MAXIMUM CHARGE THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lGuDTRilKQ
>>
based husbando always looking out for his waifu. too bad i had to kill him
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>>149832920
This shit is infuriating with how often it has been happening. It's even occurring on body shots.

Not to mention it makes me feel like a shitter knowing that the frozen fucker thinks I missed my shots.
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>>149833683
Everyone on /owg/ knows /owg/ is shitter-tier.
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>>149833696
It'd be hilarious if that happened because almost every tafe student with an iced coffee bottle bong and a mic is telling me she's shit.
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>play against hard AI
>they blatantly aimbot and track people through walls
Is this blizzard's way of saying they condone cheating?
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>>149833896
even worse
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>Nanoboost hits teammate at the exact same moment as an enemy sleeper dart
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>>149833712
atleast Reinhardt still has his qt squire Bridgette.
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The hero you've played the least is coming to kill you. The hero you've played the most is assigned to protect you. How fucked are you?
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>>149833696
If she gets nerfed it'll probably be a while. Blizzard has a long history of pretending that they don't make mistakes when it comes to balance changes and even if the healing is too much they'll try to balance her by fiddling with something like the grenade or ult rather than revert the ammo change.


That said this blizzard team has actually been (generally speaking) acting very differently than previous teams and they could always be the first to take their heads out of their asses.
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>>149833819

>Mercy needs buffs

Nigga what
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>>149833864
Get good.
Stop cucking yourself by 'maining' supports.
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>>149833980
All the AI do this, it's just that the Hard AI do it better.
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>>149834054

OVerwatch team has been doing the exact opposite to classic blizzard balance

>Buff McCree because useless since the FtH nerf

>Too buffed, nerf him again a few days later
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>>149833465
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>>149833395
>Surrender button
>Forces enemy team to give up
Also if 4-5 people leave on my team I'm staying out of spite, get over it.
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>>149833465
I'd be torn between all 4

>Mercy
++ I like blondes over everything
- - Older and her looks aren't 100% my thing

>Widow
+ I like the blueberry look
+ Fiesty
- Brunette
- French

>D.Va
+ Adorable
+ Younger
- Gook
- Gaymerweebait

>Tracer
+ Short qt hair
+ Ideal body for me
- Too happy-go-lucky
- I hate tracer too much in-game
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>>149833807
if Blizzard wasnt so cryptic about the story we would not have to do this shit.
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>>149833696
Ana's E gives her a marked advantage over Mercy, but even so all healers can take advantage of the grenade.

>tfw Roadhog got more self-healing than me as Ana got total healing because I kept throwing my E at him to save his stupid ass
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There should be an hero designed to counter teamwork.
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who top 5% here
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>git gud with every hero in the game
>still 1/6 of the group
>teammates still love to fuck around and die for no reason
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Promotional art for the graphic novel

wonder if the bottom two will become characters in the game
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>>149834212
Right. That was the point of the last part of my post. If this was any other blizzard team you could 100% safely say that mccree would be absolutely useless for 2-3 years before a dumb change like him doing 50 damage at point blank range and then it doubling in damage every 20 yards,
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>>149834312
>Widow
>brunette

Nigga what. Even if her hair wasn't purple it would be black.
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>>149834045
>bastion coming to kill me
>Reinhardt assigned to protect me
So he shields long enough for us to walk away, then hammertimes as bastion goes scout mode to give chase?
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>>149833465
SLUT
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>>149834318
>Blizzard
>Story
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>>149834362
Tell me your secrets for solo queing and not be stuck in sub 60 hell.
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>>149834345
>Primal Rage
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who wizard here
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>>149834362

>60s shitter
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>>149834524
Brood War had a good story.
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>>149834286
>that tail
>>
>It's an Ana ignores you and aims downrange as a 100 hp Reinhardt with no shield standing next to her episode
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>>149832005
Feels good to be appreciated by the team. Not so much when they beg for heals and complain when you didn't rez them, but most of the time it's nice. Also, I'm kinda lousy with all of the offensive characters anyway.
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>>149833927
Don't really have a theme
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>>149832625
>>149832757
A lot of people have been discussing it on the forums, so It's probably coming soon.
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ANA
B
A
N
A
N
A
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>>149834045
> Windowlicker
> Cockhardt
I'm totally fine. She'll probably kill me right when Rein puts his shield down like for a millisecond, though.
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>there will never be a Red Green skin for 76
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>>149833959
So you know your place?
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>>149834571
Not enough, it needs to also counter Zarya and ult stacking in general
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>>149834286

>tail protruding from the anus instead of the coccyx
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>>149834615
Imagine how much fucking gold the guy has. He probably has like 13k saved up for the new skins released as well as 90% of legendary skins.
>>
>>149834532
dva

>>149834628
I'm stomping all my games with ez golds.

I think I'll be 70 by the end of the week, I'm sitting at around a 80% winrate at the minute.
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why are mccree's skins so BAD
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>>149834726
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>>149832005
Because they're too shit to actually play the game so they just want to get carried under the illusion that they're actually good.

Any healer mains that made it 65+ are frauds.
>>
> guy on friends list invites me to play quick play
> he usually runs a 6 stack and i play Lucio if room
> just me and him this time
> he instalocks genji
> insists i play Lucio every round
> spams my inbox telling me to go lucio
> rage quits when i pick junkrat for the third game in a row

any other autist stories?
>>
>>149834445
I guess it really is slightly purple. I just see it as black.

Black hair is still a brunette?
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>>149834045
mercy is trying to kill me
a literal paid bodyguard is protecting me
hmmmmm
>>
>>149834407

Huh, that omnic actually has little lights in the slanted slots. I always figured the glowy dots wete the actual eyes, and the little slots were just to give them a more pleasant look.
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>>149834783
>Has a green light on it
>Not realizing it's an anal plug
Come on man
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>>149833927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNkQMtZAMAw
>>
You're in charge to make overwatch balance and all heroes viable

What do you buff and what do you nerf?
>>
>>149834286
That tail is misplaced. It should be at the base of the spine, leaving the tailbone. Not wherever it currently is. Someone doesn't know their anatomy.
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Would you?
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>>149834318
It'd also be dead boring.
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>>149834728

If Sombra really is a stealth defense hacker hero

I want her "Ability tampering" concept

The ability to fuck with enemy players, giving them an invisible debuff (To them and their team, sombra and her team can see it) that causes their abilities/weapons to fail the next time they attempt to use them.

Like imagine with Sombra's ult was her sneaking up behind someone invisible, then causing their next ult to fail completely when they try to cast it and burn 75% charge for nothing

Now THAT would be a defense hero. Fucks up pushes for sure.
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>>149835028
its a sex toy, also apparently an electric one, judging by the charge meter at the base
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>>149834045
> hunted by Widow
> protected by Lucio

Ah shit
>>
>>149835045

Who is that meant to be? Looks nothing like Widow
>>
>>149833927
https://youtu.be/XhQIXO0vUOM
>>
>>149835071
maybe like a lucio blast (but not as obvious) and that affects all characters hit
>>
>>149835169
Don't worry, it's the Lucio that hunted down that pre-nerf Widow.
>>
>hated competitive, lost so much
>glad to be above 40, and just leave it at that
>suddenly realize how much more EXP it gives out, and I live my life for Loot Crates
Goddamnit, I don't want to go back into the mayhem, but I need to complete my hero gallery. Maybe I should just Wait until payday and buy another 50 crates
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>You'll never take Widowmaker out for dinner.

How should I kill myselves tonight, senpai?
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>>149834726
I've always known I'm average at best. Placed 51 in comp and haven't touched it since. I have nothing to prove.
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>rank 70
>game found
>team rating 62
Why blizzard? What could i possibly have done to deserve this?
>>
>>149833240
>think you're going to point B
>actually going to Dorado
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>>149834045
>Genji will protect me from Bastion

I think I'll be ok
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>western ````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````art'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' of this game
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>>149832430

>Playing Defense on Gibraltar as Genji
>Been holding the attacking team from pushing past the first point most of the game
>Enemy Zarya black holes my team and I right in the little nook with the health pack in the corner
>Hear "IT'S HIGH NOOOOOOON"
>"Wait for it...wait for it..."
>Press E
>Killed the McMeme and our team was able to hold the point after their wasted ults

Is there a better feeling than shitting on McMeme bandwagoners?
>>
>>149835026
I tell all the whiners on the forums to go fuck themselves and to learn how to play.

No changes.
>>
>>149829556
>You are heading to your work in the local Microsoft support call center and you see this girl shitting in your designated shitting street?
What do?
>>
From 60 to 54 in one night... Jesus fucking Christ. Maybe I should just stop playing until next season before my rank drops too much.
>>
>Get Nanoboosted
>Fuck it up

Now what?
Uninstall?
>>
>TFW you finally get hatemail

about fucking time.
>>
>>149835380
b-but my hideous potato faced tumblr art...

i'm too stupid to navigate pixiv to find real fanart...
>>
Wanna know what pisses me off? When my team keeps focusing on the D.Va instead of the WidowMaker and McCree who keep killing them? I mean, for fucks sake, kill them and we can move the fucking point quicker.
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>>149834045
>Pharah protecting me from Roadhog

We good
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EUGENE OK OK
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>>149835541
Just blame the shitter that locked ana.

>>149835561
1v1 me fag. Your mom sucks my 9 inch cock!
>>
>>149832874
This leads to situations where people would refuse to surrender out of spite or sheer persistence and stupidity.
>>
>>149835541
> mfw i get nano boosted and charge off the cliff on Hanamura
>>
>>149833927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHakl2bMQYI
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>>149835026
give mccree infinite range again but remove his speed loader, his revolver has to be reloaded like scout scatter gun.
>>
>>149834045
>WINston comes and rapes Widowmaker
Sounds pretty good.
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>>149835251
Noice
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>>149835425
the cries and tantrums of a thousand shitters when genji gets a nerf
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>>149835425
>Is there a better feeling than shitting on McMeme bandwagoners?

Yes. Shitting on Mei. I Deflected her ult and killed all of her teammates before I killed her.
>>
>>149835541
Depends, who were you playing as?
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>>149835615
>if I draw the same generic potato chinned character twice and make their skin and hair different it's almost like I'm making fanart!

sasuga tumblr...
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>>149834362
Where do you find this information?
>>
>>149829362
Yes
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>>149835730
Winston
>>
>>149835749
Overbuff.com
Masteroverwatch.com
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>>149834045
Symmetra is trying to kill me
Mccree is trying to save me

Looks like I'm safe.
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>>149835169
Lucio's got it
>>
>>149835726
> mfw i have the Mei ult achievement with 0 minutes played

gotta be my favorite moment
>>
>>149829472
Tracer's butt isn't that big, it's small and tight and perky and perfect. Stop slandering it.
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>Bastion keeps on getting on the payload to kill everyone.
>Before I fully kill him, his Junkrat friend keeps killing me.
I fucking hate this game and myself for getting pissed whenever he kills me.
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>>149835726
>mfw I deflected Hanzo's ult
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>>149835795
Were you ulting at the same time?
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>>149834045
Mcree coming to kill me behind Reinhardt

EZPZ
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>>149835879
>Deflect scatter arrow
>Kill Handsoap and Zenyatta
"It's seems I am victorious this time brother."
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>Blizzard too retarded to realise that defense heroes serve no purpose in this game other than sometimes Junkrat

How are they so shit at game design?
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>>149829279
Why is there so much artwork of D. Va fixing her mech when she literally just blows it up every 5 minutes and calls another one 50 seconds later?
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>>149835843
OH SHIT HERE COME DAT BOI
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>play symmetra once
>realize you literally just need to run around people and left click to easily kill them and get PoTG
>realize she's stronger than winston
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>>149835713

But why would they nerf the most balanced hero in the game Anon?
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Why is lucio the best secondary support
https://youtu.be/vGVfHV0FaM8
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>manage to kite an ulting genji out of reach with his dash on cooldown
>his teammates kills someone he had damaged before ulting
>he gets his dash back
retarded
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>>149835026
That's a tall order to place. I've done that shit professionally and I still couldn't say "Yeah nerf X and buff Y" with any real confidence without any testing.

However, if I had to make a few generalized statements, I'd say the following:
>Fix the problem with how amazing D.Va's Matrix is, in general how flexible and how rewarding it is with minimal effort or planning.
>Improve S76's gun to be more satisfying to shoot. It was in a good spot before feel-wise, but admittedly did need the nerf. A potential solution could be to improve his gameplay QoL elsewhere.
>Make Hanzo's E more consistent and/or intuitive so that you don't feel retarded for failing to appease to RNJesus and get the scatter in a weird-ass direction.
>Winston, Bjorn, and Bastion all need fixes of indeterminable degree to see improved play.
>Defense heroes in general need improvments and/or reworks so that they can fill their own niche outside of QPs and low-rank matches.
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>>149836078

She's not fixing it, she's building all those replacements.
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>>149835367

>be in the 70s
>game found
>enemy team consists of low 60s, 2 80s and are underdogs by 3 points
>my team gets absolutely destroyed
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>Illios
>won 2 matches so far, 97% to 0% on 3rd map
>other team takes the point
>[teammate] has left the match
>[teammate 2] switched to Widowmaker [was Lucio]
>lose 3 times in a row

Just happened. I'm going to have some kind of breakdown.
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>>149836158
>secondary
Next you're going to tell me zenyatta outranks mercy right?
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How come the opposing teams Widowmaker is god but mine is always dogshit?
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>>149835843
>wondering why im not getting any heals
>my healer is doing shit like this

Healers explain yourselves
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I can't tell how much is the killcam lying and how much is my inability to perceive what I'm doing.
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>>149836179
>Scatter arrow is fixed in a forward upward start pattern
>Appeasing a RNJesus
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How do you guys feel about "maining champions". I don't mean refusing to switch when you have 5 offense characters but just playing one character very often and instalocking when you can.
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How would you make defense heroes not hot garbage?

>Mei
-Ice Wall cooldown reduced. Height increased slightly so Mei can take alternate flank routes (example: Volskaya on Offense)
-Time-to-freeze AND time frozen slightly reduced

>Bastion
-Recon Form movespeed increased slightly (5.75 m/s)
-Magazine size increased by 10
-Bastion now converts all his health into Armor in Turret Form over time (30 seconds total.) This degrades in half the time when in Recon Form

>Torbjorn
-Turret now collects Scrap (same magnet range as Torbjorn) to heal itself for 50 HP
-Maximum range increased slightly (10%)
-Hammer swing speed increased by 25%
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Why are people so salty in comp when they lose and take it out on others? It's pretty pathetic...
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>>149835726

>tfw I never realized I could do this as Genji

I guess I just never see the fucking little robot orb until it's already freezing my team but shit, now I know.
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>>149836186
Why is she building replacements? She doesn't do that either. Those are given to her by the Korean government.
She's literally just a schizophrenic bitch who thinks everything is a video game.
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>>149835026
Genji now only gets ult charge if the hero he damaged dies within 5 seconds.

McRee gets his long range back, Fth bullets deal high damage but fall off quick, so fth kills tracers and reapers but deals a set amount to tanks. combat roll cd much lower but no reload

pharah needs 1 less rocket per magazine

remove random pellets on Reaper shots

Unnerf Soldier

Tracer's Recall now takes her health back to what it was 3 seconds ago, even if it was lower

Bastions recon damage is higher, Sentry damage starts lower but ramps up to regular. magazine sizes 20% higher for both forms

Remove Hanzo's ridiculous projectile size. Headshot hitboxes are big enough to compensate

Junkrat grenades explode on impact with any surface, not just people

Mei's Ice Block should provide invulnerability immedaitely to stop people getting hooked out of blocks. Her clip size is entirely too big, needs to be 20% less.

Torbjorn needs to build turret to level 2 faster, but it needs its cooldown to start on the turret's destruction, not on being built. Turret + Molten Core = instant level 3, and returns to level 1 when ult ends.

Widow's sniper is bolt action, and her damage is unnerfed.

Dva's defense matrix recharge is increased 50%. Everything else is fine.

Reinhardt's charge cone is reduced 30%, and shield regenerates 20% faster.

Roadhog can now stop his ult, but doesnt get any ult charge back.

Winston is fine now that hero limits are in place.

On Zarya, an unused shield incurs a 50% longer cooldown.

Ana's shots are stronger when scoped. Like Widowmaker's.

Lucio is fine.

Mercy's guardian angel has no cooldown (was this done already? im unsure, id ont play her)

Symmetra's turrets don't slow their targets, but deal more damage.

Zenyatta's health is back to 150, but his ult is expended like Dva's shield. He can toggle in and out of transcendence to apply tactful heals in melee and stagger invulnerability for higher apm plays.
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>>149836242
40s?
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>>149835026


Ana can no longer ult anybody that is currently using their ult.
Players that have anas ult on them cannot use their ults

Mei freezes people faster but you actually have to track that shit instead of being a shitter that can wildly flail your mouse hand around like your jacking off your moms bull.

torbs armor packs stack up to 3

bastion in recon mode now moves 15% faster

mccrees damage degration starts at the same range as it does now but is more severe.

Roadhogs hook no longer changes the orientation of the enemy hooked to face towards him.

Symmetra no longer places turrets but instead little gravity mines that slow the movement speed of enemies and increase damage done to them by 30%
Symmetra can charge up to 50% of her ult while her teleporter is still active

Winstons shield cooldown has been dropped from 18 seconds to 10 seconds

Mercy no longer has a right click alternative fire but instead gives a 30% damage boost to anybody she is healing while they are not full HP

Mercy ult changed so she can only bring back 3 team mates back from the dead but these team mates are invulnerable for an additional 1.5 seconds than they are now.
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>>149835843
Outplayed tbqh
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>>149836331
There are plenty of ways to heal. The traditional method of mending wounds is what you've come to expect. That lucio practices the radical new method of boosting to sanic levels and giving the frog dick to the thing hurting you. This allows you to limp away to a health pack. you're welcome
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>>149836374

Bastion doesn't need to be tankier when in turret form, he needs his biped form to enable an effective playstyle of its own.
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>>149835071
Yeah, that could work.
But I'm thinking something even more teamwork wrecking. Ana's biotic grenade could have been perfect if instead of preventing healing, it made reverted healing into damage.
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>>149836452
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>>149836374
>Junkrat
-his LMB gun projectiles move faster (similar to Pharah's missiles)
-direct hit damage stays same, splash damage reduced
-bear trap radius increased
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>>149836451
lol
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>>149836151
>tfw you have almost 30 hours on her b/c that 120dps
to be fair i was fucking weird when i started playing
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>>149836504

>Bastion doesn't need to be tankier when in turret form

He really does. He especially needs to be tankier vs. flankers, and Armor accomplishes that.

>he needs his biped form to enable an effective playstyle of its own.

What playstyle would that be?
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>>149836357
I know how the pattern actually works, but it still feels weird to shoot an arrow at a wall to get a corner shot and then proceed to miss literally everything because nothing in the game states what the pattern is. It's non-intuitive gameplay that requires the player to have outside mechanical knowledge.

This is what we refer to as "bad design". People come in expecting to be able to do X and can't do X the way it feels like they should be able to because of an unknown factor they've no real way of knowing without advance warning. If the game itself doesn't give you this advance warning, it's bad design.
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>>149836451
ok man you can kill you'reself
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>>149834045
>Mercy
>Widowmaker
Oh boy.
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>>149836451
>Zenyatta's health is back to 150
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>>149836527

Waiting for a hero who's ulti does this

Makes a "Negative zone" around themselves.

>Mercy's healing stream is now a death stream

>Lucio is suddenly the harbinger of death

>Ana cant shoot her teammates without killing them

>Turn's zenyatta's ulti into a walking nuclear disaster
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>>149836179
>done that shit professionally

>we need to improve 76's gun
>let's try doing something else entirely

I 100% believe you did this professionally.
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>>149836528
oh no
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>>149836528
...wow
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>>149836451
if zens health goes back to 150 i call blizzard and demand my money back
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>>149836591
Self destruct button. Doesn't harm enemiess but allows Bastion players to kill themselves
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Is it normal to get gold medals in damage as Reinhardt or D.Va?
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Reminder: You can complain about muh golds when losing but if both aren't in objective time and objective kills then you were part of the problem/
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>>149836451
Epik!
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>>149836528
you are in like
the 0.001st percentile
what the fuck
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>comp, Lijang Tower
>get killed by a Torb
>kill screen shows a veritable fuck load of scrap around him as he has max scrap
>after the round (we win), I say in all chat "gg @ your Torb not giving any of you armor"
>some guy is like "you win and you still taunt? Limpdick"
>tl; dr, 4 people leave not even halfway into the second round and enjoy an ez victory
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>>149836797
Dva yes, reinhardt unlikely but in some comps yes
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>>149836416
i absolutely fucking hate how cute hana looks in this picture
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>>149836797
It's a sign the rest of your team did nothing
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>>149836528
cute name
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>>149835026
Reduce Genji ult duration to 8 seconds. An elimination reduces dash cd by 4 seconds.

Junkrat tire fizzles if JR dies, distance-based fuel resource, slowly consumed even if stalled.

Widowmaker Ult cancelled if she dies during it.

Those are off the top of my head.
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>>149836797

SHE'S REAL
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Junkrat is the gayest fuck. Fuck him and his spammy, no aiming required bull.
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>>149836864
I keep carrying my team with gold medals, too. My teams just keep losing. I ask my team (usually much higher level than me) why I am carrying and they just tell me to shut up. It's really like Blizzard rigged it against me
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>>149836896
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>>149833927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss6vUraHFIw
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>>149836896
Why would you kill already bad heroes
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>>149836797
With the current crazy rate that ana can get her ult up if she pocket uses it on you as rein you can do enough damage to have gold damage assuming you're not shit.
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I am so glad none of you tards work on blizzard's balance team because some of these suggestions are pure garbage.
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>>149836896
>Widowmaker Ult cancelled if she dies during it.
What would even be the point of this?
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>>149832381
IT'S JESSE... J-E-S-S-E

FUCK CUNTS WHO SPELL MY NAME WITH A FUCKING "I" MY NAME IS NOT JESSICA LAD, HENCE THERE NOT NEEDING TO BE A FUCKING "I" IN IT FUCK.
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So, if an Ana nano boosts a Tank form, Dragonblade, or some similar ult, what the fuck am I supposed to do about it besides pucker my asshole and let my team get wiped?

Ults dropped the skill floor before but this shit is bananas.
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>>149836591
If bastion was any tankier quick play and low rank would be shitters wiping against a bastion on the first point even more than they already are.

You can't buff his turret form without ruining the game for the majority of people and encouraging the most boring fucking play style known to man.
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>>149837027
I know that feel.
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>>149832931
having dated a "celebrity" cosplayer/streamer, I can confirm that this is basically accurate.
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>>149837109
I just want to make the life of the comp solo queuer a bit easier.
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>>149836692
A lot of game design is provoking feelings in people. Cries of "X is shit" is usually the result of one or more factors feeling unsatisfying to play with and/or against. The current problem with S76 is that his gun doesn't feel satisfying to shoot, especially compared to before.

One potential solution to this (the most obvious one) is to somehow fix his gun to feel more satisfying. Since this is the usual direct method of the player's interaction with the rest of the game (shooting things), it makes the most sense that alterations to his gun would affect how he "feels" to play.

An alternative exists where you can make some other aspect of S76 more engaging and satisfying to utilize. This could be something like giving the player infinite ammo while in the AoE of his heal this is fucking stupid and only an example please don't take that suggestion seriously, or it could be something like making helix rockets bounce between nearby foes when you hit something again don't take that seriously I'm making stupid shit up that's easy to understand. This would take the pressure off of the main firing method to be as engaging and satisfying, and allow that aspect to be lackluster.
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>>149836984
Junkrat is a terrible hero that is only good at medium-short range when confronted. Everytime I play with a Junkrat on my team I prepare myself for a loss because every Junkrat player refuses to switch off when they get killed by actually good heroes.
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>>149837154
A lot of combined ults can wipe teams
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>>149836610
You should just ship a fucking manual with games again instead of making them bland and mechanically lifeless.
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>>149833536
>not replying to booty pics with the image
Step your game up my guy
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>>149837115
Counterplay.

Fuck Ults that cannot be punished by killing the caster.
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>Winston's bubble now has 1000 health and begins cooling down upon placement instead of destruction

>Reduce the range of Rien's stun, increase the windup on his ult so there's more time to react

>Dva's cooldown on her shield toggle is now 4 seconds

>Junkrat's tire now moves 30% faster, increase his projectile speed as well

>Hanzo now doesn't slow down whatsoever when drawing and shooting his bow

>Tobjorn now shits out one armor pack per scrap pickup and his turrets have more health

>Bastion can move while repairing himself, transformations to and from turret form are now twice as fast

>Tracer doesn't heal anymore on recall

>Make scoping and unscoping as widowmaker less fucking clunky
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>playing QP
>pick bastion
>people get mad at me
>on QP
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>>149837145
i imagine zenyatta's a master of irritating someone while giving no fucks in return
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>>149837339
Widow's ult is one of the most underwhelming ults in the game. Just play defensively for fifteen seconds. fucking wow excellent gg no re
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>>149837339
>m-muh counterplay

I want leaguebabs to leave
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>>149837154
Sleep dart it and hope your team is smart enough to prepare for whatever it is waking up instead of shooting and breaking the sleep instantly. they never will be

Coordination is the hard counter. The ideal scenario would be a hog hook and your entire team unloading during the brief time it's stunned. Or earthshatter.
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Is Pharah pure?
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>>149837154
kite him and try to avoid dying, congrats you now have a two ult advantage to capitalise on
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>>149836984
>>149837227
>tfw your team gets it's shit pushed in by a mid 70s junkrat main
Turns out he's pretty fucking op on maps like volskya if you actually aim and use mines properly.
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>>149837252
Not him and while that's true I think the key factor here is that there's a fundamental difference between something like a zarya ulting an entire enemy team and then a hanzo ulting the enemy team and and an ana ulting an ally that is using an ult that can fly around the map killing everybody on the enemy team even if they aren't anywhere near each other.
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>>149837442
Purebred slut.
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>>149837424
>Just play defensively for fifteen seconds

Yeah man just don't do anything for 15 seconds haha, lucky none of the modes are time-based or anything :^)
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>>149836984
Just because he's aiming at locations instead of people (and usually bouncing things of small details or invisible clipping planes to get his bombs there) doesn't mean he's not aiming.
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>>149837384
There is one suggestion there that is not complete and utter garbage.

Can you guess which one? Think hard!
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>>149837442
She was.
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>>149837213
Suggestion: Helix rockets is now actually three independent projectiles, still shot at the same time but with a small delay between each rocket, with each rocket doing 1/3 of the total damage it does right now.
The idea is that if one or two rockets are enough to kill the target, the remaining rockets continue on to hit whatever is after.

Actually, it seems pretty situational.
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>It's an /Owg/ posts their horribly biased ideas for hero balance episode

I hate shitty reruns
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>>149837442
source
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>>149837213
What if his gun had two fire modes, full and 3-round burst?
Obviously burst would do less dps but has better accuracy
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>you will never suck a curry-flavored-fart from Symmetras ass

why even live anymore?
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>>149837384
>tracer doesn't heal
this kills the tracer
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>>149837442

Yes, of course. Her steadfastness and belief in justice is as pure as snow.

She's had plenty of cocks in her, though.
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>>149831180

right, because its HIGH noon


hardy har har
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>>149837424
>Being able to see where everyone is, map-wide
>Underwhelming
That's why they made her announce it map-wide, right?
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>>149837384
>>Dva's cooldown on her shield toggle is now 4 seconds
>lets just revert d.va back to her old version that everybody knows is wet garbage.
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>>149837192
It's always something that I thought sounds fun, but if you think about it /experience it is actually awful.
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>>149837154
Unless you can cc or zone him out (usually with an ult of your own - Zarya, Reinhardt) you just have to suck it up and die.
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>>149837442
>when the swiss miss kicks in
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>>149837563
I have television and people that talk about television.
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>>149832229
NOPE
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>>149837384
IMO they should reduce Bastion's reload time.
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Harambe vs Zookeeper quickplay match.

Featuring one Jane Goodall per team.
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>>149837549

The Winston shield change? His current shield is pretty worthless.
>>
>KOTH
>xxx has changed to Hanzo (was Reaper)
Guess which team didn't win
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>>149837591
It actually has that already. It's down to technique instead of a toggle. Test out the spray patterns with different durations and delays.
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why arent there separate queues and/or mmrs for group q and solo q
the current system is incredibly counterintuitive and im tired of having people 10 ranks below me on my team because they queued with someone half decent
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>>149837652
People are literally so assblasted D.Va isn't an auto-lose hero anymore and can actually fucking frontline now it's hilarious.

DM is probably too strong right now but the people outright begging for it to be reverted to what it used to be are fucking retarded.
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>>149837549
Torb?
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>>149837831
Why is always either a fucking Sniper, Genji, or D.Va that refuses to switch?
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>>149837857
Except there's almost no decrease in damage output
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>>149837424
>wallhax for you and your whole team
>underwhelming
Lel sure.
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>>149837442
she has mommy issues.
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>>149837885
>DM is probably too strong right now
But it's not. Every tank can get through it, and the ult deleting can be subverted by the minimum fucking amount of team coordination and using two ults from each side. People need to literally git gud.
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>>149834992
>>
>go QP to try out heroes
>people keep telling me to switch

Yeah, not happening.
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>>149837940
Who wouldn't want to play D.Va vs 5 winstons? Literally jump into the group of them and emote while they take 4 seconds of focused fire to bring you down.
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>>149837940
Because it's the team's fault for not protecting the sniper, or distracting the team for genji.
And D.Va is never not a good pick
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>>149837743
I hate getting cucked by my waifu, D.va was literally the last hero I expected would cuck me
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>>149832874
If I'm going to lose rank and exp, I may as well waste everyone's time out of spite.
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>>149838050
Here's the problem: teamwork doesn't spontaneously arise, not in the absolutely great majority of the cases.
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>>149834045

>Zenyatta coming to kill me
>Widow protecting me

kek
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>>149835150
Please see
>>149838064
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>>149837940
I instant lock Reaper every game no matter on defense or offense.

How mad does this make people?
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>>149832005
Wall rides Most the time I just skate around the objective.
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Dragonblade should not destroy Junkrat traps, and the trap should also be able to catch Swift Strike (instead of it destroying the trap).
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>Toss down bubble
>"This will protect us"
>600 health
>Shatters instantly
>Cooldown is twenty years

If the shield is made of tinfoil you should the bitch every 8 seconds or so.

If the shield has a long ass cooldown then it should be more impactful and have more health.
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>yfw mei buffs
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>>149838150
>maining widow
kys
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>>149837424
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>>149838145
>have ult
>wait for 13 year old reaper to use his ult in fromt of D.Va
>use your ult
Not difficult. You don't have to stand in a line and shoot at D.Va, you can move to the sides or behind.
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>TFW a reaper comes in wraith form on point with an obvious ult and people don't focus him

Console players everyone...
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>Engaging a Reinhardt as a tank or offense character
>"NANO BOOST ADMINISTERED."
>post yfw
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>just got my first star
>people are alreadt lvl 600

What the fuck
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>>149838202
I do this with Symmetra. People get rustled.
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>>149834045
>Tracer
>Reinhardt

I'd love to see that tomboy cunt get turned into a fucking pancake
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>>149832005
shifts the focus from mlg twitch aim to situational awareness and damage vs heal calculations based on your own teams position and actions relative to the enemy's
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>watching Poke (pokelawls) shit on people from /owg/

Lmao
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>>149838145
Then you're saying we should balance the game around people being retarded? That's a pretty shitty idea to me.

Just because your average rank 50 shitters can't deal with a single hero doesn't mean they're broken
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>>149838116
>>149838116
Where's her cock?
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>>149838348
>a decent tracer
>not annihilating a reinhardt
He'd last 5 seconds.
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>>149838202
>>149838343
I-I do this with Bastion.
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>>149834045
>Ana
>Reinhardt

Poor little arabic grandma.
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>>149838286
Alternatively:
Step 1: pick zarya
step 2: get charge
step 3: shit all over D.va and ult when she's out of her mech
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>>149838430
She doesn't have a cock, or else that would make her a he
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>>149838386
what did he mean by this?
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>>149838386
>implying anyone in /owg/ is good enough to be in a match against poke
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>>149838219
I would say buff it but Winston is still the go to KOTH tank as it is and would make him even more fucking ridiculous than he already is.
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>>149838407
I say that stacks and solos should have separate queues.
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>playing comp
>mom comes to steal wifi
>get lag
>pick Torb
>win
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>>149838430
Was wondering when i'd get a use out of this.
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When are we getting another omnic hero?
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>>149838458
If Tracer actually fought Reinhardt in a comic you'd think she would win?
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>bought this game for team-based shooter hype since nobody has been able to provide in that genre since TF2

>got team-based ultimate management simulator

By the time I realized just how much this game is a MOBA instead of an FPS, I was already kind of invested, I bought skins and everything. I just want a team based game with high skill, not just from the flankers on each team.

How can somebody who hates games with low skill floors enjoy this game? Nothing infuriates me more than playing excellently and then dying to a play my fucking Mom could have pulled off.
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>>149838524

Winston's shield could have 2000 health and it wouldn't stop Dva, Edgelord, or Zenyatta from running a train on him.
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>>149834045
That's not fair, I play Mercy out of responsibility to my team rather than choice.

Mei is coming to fuck me.
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>>149838504
What the fuck kind of retard shitlord logic is this?
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>>149838647
depends on who has the plot armor in the comic
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>>149838218
Gb2Australia junkrat
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>>149838627
never
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>>149838669
It's called basic biology, bird brain.
>Sighs
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>>149835026
>one person in charge of making 21 characters viable

I'll give you some really vague ones.

>Winston's shield doesn't disappear after 3 seconds (and I'm not just talk about how it breaks easily, you put that thing down and it disappears on its own not long after on its own)
>McCree's damage falloff actually making sense
>Widowmaker can quickscope people
>Zarya gains less energy per bubble but loses it much more slowly
>Lucio can't just mash Spacebar and climb things
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>>149838657
Fun fact. Winston can already 1v1 edgelord if he knows what he's doing.

But I agree that The shield needs to be changed.
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>>149834045
>Junkrat

>Widow least

Uh, am I fucked?

Would Widow target me or Junkrat first? Because I jump right at Widows all the time and fuck their shit
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>>149838657
Winston shits all over zen in a 1v1. And even outside of that do you know how fucking powerful a 2K bubble shield would be for zone control?
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Yay or companion emote for Mei?

Yay is pretty cute but companion shows the thicc
>>
>>149838316
Rank 40 players everyone
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>>149838884
He's not actually saying that shield should be 2k. He wants to the shield to be 1k. He was trying to make a point about how buffing the shield wouldn't break winston just because it survives for longer than a second.
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>>149836797
With D.va. Yes, it's more common than you think.
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>>149838853

IF he lands the jump and IF he has the bubble and IF he can weave right and IF the reaper is a dumbass then yeah totally.

>>149838884

It was a hyperbole. I'm not suggesting Winston should have a 2K shield.

And no Zenyatta will kill your ass 90% of the time unless he is a huge shitter and still thinks he has 150 health. Zenyatta eats winston almost as hard as Zen eats Fatty.
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>>149838969
>freeze enemy
>cuck enemy's alt

>yay

>???

>profit

It's like slow clapping after getting a blossom wipe
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>Its just quickplay, I want to practice this character.
>Widow on Nepal Sanctuary

Just because I hit quickplay doesnt mean I wanted a 5v6
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> be pharah
> enemy team has 2 Dvas
> still get multiple triple and quad kills with barrage

Did all the shitters move to Dva now that she's good?
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>>149838504
>pro gamer
>no cock
pick one
>>
rate the ass /10
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>>149839124
tough shit
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does her metal thong keep her purity safe?
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>>149832005
I enjoy blasting people off the side of the map on Ilios and Lijiang with Lucio, and as long as you're pretty decent you don't have to put up with the all the insipid horseshit arguing people can't help but take part in with DPS.
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>instalock Ana in quick play
>someone else ALWAYS picks a healer as well

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PICK SOMEONE ELSE I'M GOOD AT ANA I CAN SOLO HEAL

FUCKING RETARDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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what if they double teamed her?
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I take it that players that blame you in chat/psn inbox or whatever are bad themselves?
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>>149839035
does damage numbers counts for spills/overkill damage?
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>>149839148
Man, why couldn't widow be a close range offensive I hate playing snipers.
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>>149839302
You should be running two support, two tanks, and two dps.
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>>149839124
>whining about Quick Play
Go back to comp.
>>
Started at 41 and just nosedived down to 34-36 range. Have now dipped into high 20's after playing solo queue for weeks.
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>>149839302
Fuck you I'm forced to play Lucio so much now because you fucking Ana players are garbage and not nearly as helpful as you think you are and I always have to fucking switch to easy AOE heals because you can't do SHIT.
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>>149838835
>>149839117

I play a lot of reaper and I think Winston wins if he is willing to use his ultimate for a 1v1
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>>149838386
Pokes never gotten to 80 but hes been so close lmao hes gud but not that gud
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>>149839192
Obviously
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>>149838357
nerd :)
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>about to lose after 7 win streak
>server goes offline

wew
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>>149839132
Stop lying anon. You're making us all look bad.

>tfw they forgot to lock d.va
mistakes were made friends
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>>149836880
>>149837084
>>149839035

>D.Va gold damage

Your teams are incredibly shit then.
Even if my teams are competent i use defense matrix most of the time to mitigate damage.
I'm much more helpful that way, considering D.Va's mecha shoots popcorns if the enemy is like 10m away.
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>>149839035
The meme where D.va does no damage is the best meme.


>playing koth the other day as D.va

>our fucking genji is bitching about me not switching from d.va
>says that d.va does no damage
>i'm gold damage
>say's that D.va doesn't kill anybody
>gold elims and objective elims
>says that I only have the medals because i'm hardly on the point
>silver objective time
>still bitches at me for not being on the point during this short conversation
>literally been standing on the point for the last minute non stop

>>149839117
>IF he lands the jump and IF he has the bubble and IF he can weave right
You act like these things are hard. You do understand that Winston mechanically speaking is the easiest character in the game right? Also it doesn't matter if the reaper is retarded or not It's all about if the winston can juke the reapers damage. Bad reapers get obliterated. Good reapers either win about 60% of the time or dies leaving the Winston as paper for the other 40% of the time.
Don't get me wrong the fight still favors the reaper heavily and even if the winston lives he's in a bad spot but I only said that a good winston can 1v1 reapers. Not that they'll win every time.
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>>149839192
Real Pharah

>>149839534
SFM Pharah
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>>149839385
>rank is so low that there is zero teamwork and I have to carry too hard
QP is where I go to get competative matches
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i love feet
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>>149832005
Carrying gets boring.
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>>149839639
f/go general is that way man

me too
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>>149838648
Do you live in europe?
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>>149839615
I do more damage with shift+melee than m1
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>See this
What do
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>>149835862

It really isn't, though
Tracer is skinnyfat and ugly.
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>>149839715
I imagine that those are mercy's feet
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>>149834684

>faggot tell you 'lern to heal noob'

>right after suicide running with a harmony orb

When will these speds ever learn that having an orb on you does not make you invincible.
>>
In a future of cybrogs, sentient AIs, Nanomachines(son), and super intelligent moon gorrilas.

Why does Ana wear an eye patch instead of a cybernetic eye?
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>>149839796
Switch to Mei and make her life a living hell.
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>>149839148

>no tattoo

damn shame, woulda been a nice piece
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>>149839605
>I'm much more helpful that way, considering D.Va's mecha shoots popcorns if the enemy is like 10m away.
See. There's this thing called being in the fight. Not being a massive pussy.

You do know that D.Vas defense matrix isn't supposed to act as reins shield absorbing blanket damage all over the place right? You're selecting specific damage to delete. That means doing other shit as well. You're not Rein. You're a brawler that cock blocks shit like roadhog hook combos
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>>149839796
Get Zarya.
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>>149839853
>skinnyfat
>literally a runner
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>>149839914
Mercy: You know, Ana... there are procedures we could look into to repair your eye.

Ana: You're very kind, but I'm comfortable with who I am now. It's a good reminder.
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>>149839857
that's pretty good, regardless
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>>149840009

>literally a runner that goes back in time every thirty seconds to before when she did any running

lardass.
deal with it.
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>>149840037
I want to take a pair of scissors to cut that random hair in front of her hat
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>>149840124
Tracer is stuck in time. She is effectively immortal.
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>>149832005
>Why do people like playing healers?

Because I own at playing a healer too. I'm the 1%, shitters need to back the fuck off.
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Would you an Ana banana?
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>>149839917
Boost with melee and a few headshots kills mei before you freeze.
Even if she does catch you first she has to kill your meka then you, which takes forever and your team should have killed her
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>>149840239

that, too, would suffice to explain why her ass is that of a disgusting fatty
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>>149840239
If she goes back on time, does everything else go back in time by the by Blizzard bit the idea off Braid, a game that you play as a british lad that can go back in time so the idea isn't even original
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Reaper's passive is changed so that soul globes are the same entities as Mercy's revive markers
Reaper gets less healing per globe, but characters that have their souls eaten by Reaper cannot be ressurected by a Mercy ultimate
>>
How do I deal with the rage?

>Competitive Watchpoint Gibraltar
>we didn't do great on attack
>got about half way
>then defending
>our fucking Mercy switched to Ana so I had to switch to Lucio (instead of Junkrat like I'd intended)
>my fucking team wouldnt stay with the fucking objective
>our tanks kept trying to intercept the enemy before they reached the payload instead of letting them come to us and it kept getting them killed
>I was spamming "group up with me" almost constantly
>by some miracle we ran down the clock and went into overtime
>my team died and I was the last on on the payload
>jumping about, just trying to stay alive
>got stunned by a McCree and killed by Reaper's Ult
>got to watch our fucking Ana do fuck all as they won
I am so fucking angry, I want to break shit.
>>
>>149840140
Do you feel the same with Cammy?
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>>149832928
Why is Reyes so niggery in this pic?
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if I get a gold weapon on ana will people stop whining that i'll throw their game?

people see gold weapons as a sign of skill even though they could literally just mean you're a useless neet, right?
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>>149840349
It's basically just a nerf to reaper at this point considering nobody uses mercy anymore.
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>>149840349
Mercy's ultimate is hereby useless and no one will play as her

Hooray!
>>
I FUCKING HATE REAPER PLAYERS
IT'S LIKE THEY JUST W+M1 AND KILL EVERYONE
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>>149840140
>not liking ahoge
You're a mosnster.
>>
>>149840389
First you name drop the useless Ana so I don't get mad like you. If you don't, your story is bullshit.
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>>149840290
Sure, why not.
>>
>Tonbjorn

>Turret now requires scrap metal to build and repair
>Turret now uses scrap metal as ammo
>torbjorn can now build scrap metal/health dispensers
>turret can now be upgraded to level 3 without ult

Would you accept this change if it was real?
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So I hear lucio got a buff where he'll take 90 degree turns and still stick to walls but I'm honestly not feeling it. I tried messing around in options but I can't seem to get it to work. Any advice?
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>>149840403
Because races are either sub-saharan african or aryan ubermensch on tumblr. there is no in between
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>>149840549
so basically turn him even more into engi from tf2 ?
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>>149839718
No? Is this supposed to lead into some kind of dank meme?
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>join game
"DEFEAT"
Why is this allowed?
>>
>go up against streamer
>dumbass player on my team doesn't kill them or anything, literally emotes "HELLO" to them and lets themselves get killed by streamers every time

I want to kill these idiots who purposely throw the match
>>
How do we rebalance the game so individual skill trumps teamwork, as it should be?
>>
>>149840549
Now give him an unlimited use teleporter that recharges after each use
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>>149840423
Because see gold weapons as a sign that you intend on playing that character more than any other (right now). Having a gold Ana gun will let your team mates know that you've played enough games to get a grasp on how things work while at the same time you've probably played a lot of Ana which implies that you're not as shitty as the typical retards that pick her right now.
>>
>>149835735
>If I keep shitposting on the 4chan, maybe people will finally think I'm cool!

kys
>>
What's the highest level you've ever seen?
Mine was one silver star. Dude was only rank 47 though.
>>
>>149840720
Give reaper 50 more hp
>>
>>149829646
>>149831823
I thought it was only me, holy shit. Do you think blizzard will do anything about it?
>>
>>149840835
564. his rating was 44
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>>149840727
And give him a long range laser rifle that shoots through enemies and thin walls
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>>149840849
>300 health
what the fuck?
>>
>Everyone who hooks me as Roadhog is using a non-existent script!

Why has this accusation become so widespread?
>>
>>149840835
340-something
>>
Should i be holding left click as Soldier?
I'm not sure how his spread works after the nerf.
>>
>>149840506
I tjhink it was "Rain[something]" it started with Rain, or it may have been Rian. If it was a word in english or 2 words combined, I didn't recognise it, I think it was a foreign name
>>
Is troll picking in competitive punishable?
>>
>>149841170
lol

just play cod

haha
>>
>>149841152
because 20 tick is infuriating to experience on an ability that works through hitscan but looks like it doesn't
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>>149829646
>>149840998
>>149831823
I get some weird lag at the beginning of my OW sessions, the maps loads slower, character models don't load until I'm well out of the spawn and oddities of the sort.

Also, I placed 49 and managed to narrowly avoid sub 50 hell only to fall in the low 50 limbo, I can't ever go over 53 at the moment.

Multiple teams that instead of grouping up would rather shit on eachother and go for epic strats like Torb on koth because they're actively throwing the match.
>>
>>149840630
NTF gets played a bit in Europe.
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>>149841220
there is no such thing, but picking symmetra on attack can get you banned
>>
>>149841220
Let me put it this way. It's not against the rules to play any character that you want in any game mode but if enough people report you you'll automatically get banned for a week.
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>>149839148
Shame about the face with this artist.

Widow always best butt.
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>>149835824
I'm imagining some kind of Wile E. Coyote shit when Symmetra is out to assassinate people.
>>
>>149836028
It took me so long to realize what Handsoap was referencing.

Is is a brit thing? Hawndsoap? Or do people really think that's how the A is pronounced?

/sperg
>>
>>149840720
Remove ults.
Remove payloads.
Add CTF.
McCree only.
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>>149841170
Test it out in setup time. The answer is it depends on the range.
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>>149840672
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>>149832005
im good at / like the strategic elements of the game but suck at aiming and have subpar reaction time
i only play tanks and supports and the occasional reaper, and do really well with them because they suit me plus i wanna fuck lucio
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>>149834045
Zens coming to fuck me up and all I get is a russian fucking madwomen I think ill be fine
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>>149841675
[Nigger tribal music]
WA WA WA AAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
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okay I hit level 100

why does this still happen
why are these heroes picked right away
>>
>>149841564
imo ctf and certain gamemodes without ults would actually be a nice addition
>>
>>149834045
>D.Va will save me from Hanzo
Get fucked, Hanzo.
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>>149841780
Shit wrong way round nvm im fucked
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>>149841846
It never ends
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>>149829279
is this image a crop?
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>Dorado sudden death defense
>A few of us are actually communicating on mics
>Agree to hold below the bridge, tell them to watch right flank. Everyone stays, we have two tanks and 3 dps with me on Mercy
>Except McCree, who is at their fucking spawn
>He's on their fucking cart taking potshots at them
>"McCree get back here and get behind Reinhardt"
>he refuses, doesn't even back up into Rein
>have to swoop in and heal him up
>when he dies he types "wtf are you guys doing, get on the cart and stop them."
>mfw this guy doesn't understand the concept of holding at a much more easily defensible choke with Rein shield and junkrat/pharah spam while Roadhog tries to peel the other Rein's shield
>mfw this guy is the same rank as me

what the fuck man, this is such a basic thing to understand about maps.
>>
>>149841921
Yes.

Just google images it. The original image isn't even that lewd but I've been banned for stupider images before.
>>
Nosedived from 57 to 53.
Fuck today.
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>>149841950
unless youre like rank 75+ or 6 stacked no pub team is nearly coordinated enough for that shit
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>>149836301
>Mfw my best support charecter and in general best charecter is zen
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>>149834853
Lemme know when you want to do the healing then, shitter.

>Be this guy
>Be getting rekt
>"Where the fuck are the heals?!?!??!"

Everytime.
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>>149841921
Here
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>>149842320
thanks familia
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So I just did my placements. Is this good or bad?
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>>149842074
Cropped version is better anyways
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>playing Roadhog
>Ana keeps putting me to sleep
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>>149834045
>d.va protecting me from mercy

the real question is how do i trick her into thinking that squeezing me into the mech with her is somehow necessary
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>>149841846
Weebs.
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>>149842445
very good honestly, most people get placed into the 40s and 50s and then try to claw their way out
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>>149841846
>Quick Play
Why do you care about what heroes get picked in this mode? I don't get it.
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>>149842467
>hook lucio
>get put to sleep mid hook
No fun allowed blocking my No fun allowed
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>>149842320
>d.va
>sports bra
there is literally no combination more perfect
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>>149842320
Something's missing...
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>>149842467
>mfw roadhogs that fuck up their followup shot and I just hold down E and get away for free
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>>149842445
Decent. Try to win the next few so you get out of the sub 60 pairings. Everything below 60 is unfiltered trash.
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>>149842531
It's a game. I like to win games, and I don't like to lose games.
Do you enjoy losing any other games where there isn't a ranking system?
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>tfw almost out of this hellhole
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>Playing Lucio on KotH
>Slide into the point
>There's a Mei
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>>149842618
Well he also underwent the surgery too. Shinji just wanted nothing to do with his father.

If word ever got out Hana Song was actually a Japanese dude, there would be blood.
>>
How do these brain dead fucks even find the brain power to queue for competitive.
>>
>>149842841
Please send help.
>>
How long do you guys think Overwatch will be relevant/played for?
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>>149842924
boop her and then turn it up so u can kite her around
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>>149842445
Good job anon

Don't let yourself drop down to 55, it's fucking pit
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>>149843002
>If word ever got out Hana Song was actually a Japanese dude
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>>149841549
No it's making fun of Hanzo because not alot of people like him. Handsoap=Hanzo kinda like Windowlicker=Widowmaker
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>>149843002
>The Korean rage at the Korean rep being a tranny Jap
I want it
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mcmeta is back lads
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>>149834045
Pharah will protect me from Widowmaker.

I HAVE FAITH IN HER.
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>>149843179
>55
No, you don't understand.
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>>149842445
its really good but basically irrelevant
the rmm system in this game is still unrefined (i.e. terrible)
after calibrating i lost 15 ranks in 2 days
in the last 2 days ive climbed 11
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When should I pick Widow? On defence? On certain maps?
>>
>>149842320

Man, I hate the Korean inferior-people but I need to FAP AND BUST A NUT to this Korean so badly!
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>>149843284
>Zenyatta
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>>149842924
>Pushing the objective with your team as Lucio
>Sat comfortable in the back of your team
>Mei comes in behind you and starts her unholy work on you
>Shriek for help over voice
>Help does not come

>Why didn't you Ult us?
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>>149843284
>Highly used
4/4 tanks
>Rarely/Never used
All the Defense heroes

Overwatch is fundamentally broken
>>
HAHA

i know i locked support but I'll just throw discord orbs all gane

LEL XD

I killed that roadhog! Did you guys see how epik it was?

Guys?

WOW SHIT TEAM DIED ON ME!

Oh shidd eggsphere traaguillty

XDDDD
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>>149832097
Can you post the rest of those.

Also, why the fuck do people who play offense characters never go for the fucking lucio/mercy when they get the opportunity to? Literally just lost a comp match because I wipe their whole team minus Mercy with my ult, get killed because Junkrat ALWAYS HAS A FUCKING RIPTIRE READY JESUS FUCK, then my team proceeds to watch Mercy ult and we lose. Inb4 lol you died to Riptire.
>>
>>149829279
Why is her chin so pointy
>>
>>149842718
From your competitive spirit I have determined that Competitive mode might be for you!
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>>149843284
holy shit, my activity for each of these heroes are pretty much opposite.
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>>149843449
>lol why is there a tank in every game, it's almost like the game is purposely balanced that way!
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>>149843284
>Aryan slut in the dumpster
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>>149843503
koreans are crazy about jaw shaves
>>
>>149843503
Lucios balls need a place to rest.
>>
>>149843334
Only in QP unless you want to hear a million spergs bitch at you for not using meta heroes. Even pros get flak for picking her while solo queueing.
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>>149843449
>low health low mobility characters
>in mobility-based gameplay

>blizzard
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>>149843056
Joke answer: Until Quake Champions comes out.
Real answer: Six years.
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>>149843506
It would be if not for the retarded implimentation
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I thought TF2 was better than Overwatch for a while now, but Meet your Match might have kinda given Overwatch an edge.

TF2
>Spending a shit-ton on hats, stranges and killstreaks basically necessary to be take seriously
>Updates are hyped up
>Updates are disappointing
>Updates are shitty
>Dev Team is uncommunicative

Overwatch
>Pay $40 once
>Doesn't need hype to make updates good
>Updates are good
>Dev team communicates
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>>149843574
Yeah, I don't really care about that. I just remind them that this is a kids game.
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>>149843449
It's almost like their arbitrary categories are just there so moba babies feel comfortable and are otherwise meaningless.
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>>149843673
>kids game
not with sluts like widow and mercy just throwing that thiccness at you
>>
>Play Ana.
>Realize literally all I'm doing is healing, shooting a Rein every once in a while.
>Go back to Mercy.

I would have liked just another straight up healer.
>>
i do well with mcree normally, but i cant get my ult off ever when trying to sneak it. What do?
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>>149843540
>he doesn't realize that 4/4 tanks being on 51-80 percent of teams means multiple tanks on each side
>he's okay with tanks taking the role of defense heroes
>he's okay with an entire row of heroes being obsolete
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>>149843465
Are you ok anon?

I'm here for you
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>>149843449
>have an FPS where the sniper is unpickable

HOW DO BLIZZARD DO IT?
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>>149843626
>low health low mobility characters are bad
>2/3 of the overused characters on that list are low health low mobility heroes
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>>149843742
>Playing one of the worst heroes in the game
>Preferring them to Ana
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>>149843648
TF2 has been garbage since they introduced items
>>
Anyone know if there's a place I can nab the game for less than 40 bucks from? I liked the beta but I definitely don't want to drop 40 on the game if I can get it cheaper. I will reward you with lewds
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>>149843648
>dev team communicates
>>>/reddit/
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>>149843861
I wasn't there for that time but it must have been wonderful
>>
I'm losing connection every match, is this happening to anyone else? My internet is fine.
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>>149843921
a-are you a cute girl?
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>>149843465
Zen is a dps in every way that matters. If he was solo, switch to Lucio or grab a fucking health pack. Discord carries.
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>>149843284
>>149843449
>1/3 of the cast basically useless
How can anyone justify this shit? Explain Blizzbois.
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>>149844017
Not lewds of me anon, lewds of overwatch

no I'm not a qt girl but I am a qt fuccboi
>>
>>149837027

you should try Soldier to carry and rank up, I have followed this advice from some anons here and I've been able to get from 42 to 51.
>>
>tfw starting to get somewhat decent at McCree

good feel
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>>149835843
I've been trying to recreate your jump but I haven't been able to manage getting enough height. Do you have jump rebound to a different key?
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>>149843921
As far as I know no place offers a significant discount that it'd be worth it enough to risk it being a sham.
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>>149844029
>dota 2 running strong for over 5 years
>during the patches with high variety in viable heroes 1/3 of the cast is playable

its like you dont understand how videogames work
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>>149844074
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r8 me
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>>149844271
>1/3 of the cast is playable
>Over 90 heroes picked every major tournament.
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>Chill out bro it's just a game

Sorry I wasn't having fun with your troll fucking pick double hanzo / genji with zero counters.

>Oh you weren't having fun while I troll and ruin the game for you and the rest of the team? Chill out bro it's just a game XD
>>
>>149843990
Vanilla TF2 was amazing

Once they started adding hats and weapons and stuff it split the community. Some (dead ringer) were fucking perfect, but they all should've just been destroyed
It quickly became apparent that Valve used a game that had made it's money, then turned into a F2P game to test the best ways to make money (see Dota 2 and CS:GO) They sacrificed it just to expirement
>>149844271
Yeah but it becomes more of an issue the less heroes you can pick from, dota 2 has an ass-ton of heroes so the viability pool is large
>>
>>149843626
>mobility-based gameplay
>only select few characters get any interesting movement options at all
>no momentum
>severely handicapped rocket jumping
>no strafes or bhops or slides
>shitty air control
>you need a lucio aura to not feel like you're wading through treacle
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What's your rank and skill level /owg/?
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>>149844386
We care
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>>149844343
>23 games
>17 games
Means nothing until you play more.
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>mfw Ana nano boosted me (Zarya) when I had 100% energy and ult ready

They didn't stand a FUCKING CHANCE
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>>149844029
>>149843807
>>149843774
You know it's a troll chart, right?
>>
> Kings row attack
> Enemy has Zarya, Roadhog, Dva, Lucio, a really good flanker junkrat and a 76
> They all gather up at the first choke and we can't get past
> I ask for a Reaper but nobody changes
> They even push up down the left corridor and essentially spawncamp us
> Push them back to the choke, but they're still holding strong
> Know that's like 0 staying power so I charge through with the power of german engineering
> Die, but the rest of my team can move up because the entire enemy team followed to kill me
> We eventually take the first point after several ults were had
> We push all the way up to the final hallway section
> The zarya leaves halfway through assume because of rage or wanted an easy win
> Enemy goes another Rein to counteract my bullshit
> Works because friendlies won't shoot or push after I charge the enemy Rein to bring down his shield
> Die multiple times for nothing
> Only one dude eventually changed to Winston, which helped, but couldn't stop the tank train
> Lose

Honestly I'm a little mad, but it was some good teamwork for the most part. Haven't had a close game like that for a while.
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>you can't drop out of heroic by not playing
>it's easy as fuck to get heroic by smurfing
>people that want to reach heroic just by ranking up are fucked due to the amount of smurfs just sitting on their heroic ranking and too scared to play comp out of fear of losing it

this fucking system
>>
>>149844590
>Implying Mercy isn't garbage
>>
>>149844429
this is true but dota 2 had about the same amount of heroes as ow does now when it had only been out for a couple months
albeit it was a beta
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>>149838239
source?

i tried googling it but all i get is shit from the beta
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>>149844590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-z9u9rdCyM#t=0m32s
>>
I got my first PotG today
Then I got two more
Cx
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>>149844936
m(^_^)m
>>
>>149843921
Cheapest I've found is $38 for the Origins Edition if you're interested?
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>>149844936
:D Congrats!!!
>>
how do I not get mad at this trash game when I get cheated out of kills because my fucking projectiles go directly THROUGH people?
>>
>>149844827
what's your point though? that time was ass because it was antimage meta
>>
I started at 59, dropped all the way to 49, and now after weeks of effort, I'm back at 59. Competitive is hell
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>>149842320
>getting bloj from hana
>she looks up at you
>accidentally cuts your balls off with that pointy fucking chin
>mfw
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Anybody ex-/lolg/

Or am I the only lolbab here
>>
>>149845324
I played for 6~ years and quit for Dota. Even by 4chan standards /lolg/ was fucking cancer, absolutely nothing but waifu shit and porn.
>>
>>149845324
everyone cool here is ex TA to be honest family
>>
How do you get more experience points?
>>
Post favorite hero
>Winston
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>>149845396
play in a group
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>>149845375
Only retards use the actual thread past 2013. /v/ chat and /vg/ vs. /vg/ back in the older days were fun.
>>149845324
Nah I quit league for this game after playing for 5 years. With no prior fps experience this game is fucking hell for me but I still got 60
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>>149845528
Justice isn't going to dispense itself anon
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>tfw someone has the other half of the Reinhardt/Zarya arm wrestling spray
>>
>>149845528
Mercy or Pharah
>>
>Messing around with Ana on QP.
>2 feet from winning but can't quite get it.
>Swallow my pride and go Lucio because I want to fucking win.
>"Thanks"

I knew what I had to do but it still stung a little.
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>>149845130
yes
>>
>get ZERO things for Ana after a bunch've levels of playing her a ton
>finally buy Merciful and the "look at my daughter" emote
>next box contains the emote I just bought

reeeee
>>
How do pros find teams?

Do you get recruited? Do you form your own team just off random solo q? I never got how that worked
>>
What if you only got eliminations for doing 35% damage or more?
>>
>>149845816
http://www.cdkeys.com/pc/games/overwatch-pc-cd-key

It's actually $39 my b. also, that's not lewd
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>>149845528
Satan
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>>149845946
jokes on you he's a scaley
>>
>>149845893
D.Va mains will get mad because they can't get elims anymore.
>>
>>149845621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzr2NLvM18E
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>>149845528
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>>149834045
>Junkrat
>Roadhog
I'm sorry guys
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>>149845528
>>
>>149834045
>Genji trying to kill me
>Zenyatta trying to protect me
this should be interesting
>>
>kill a pharah as pharah
>sorry reinhardt
>???
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>>149834045
>Winston is coming to kill me
>Zarya is protecting me

I'll be just fine.
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>mfw I saw a Reaper named SinnaMan today
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I thought the retarded teammates who can't into objective meme would end after I crossed 50 /owg/

I had 4 gold after round 1 as Lucio, then got steamrolled on attack, the 3 gold I probably kept were obj kills, time, and healing. At the end of round one I had elims as LUCIO
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>>149846826
>Playing competitive
>When the devs themselves have admitted the system is horse shit
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>>149845324

>tfw tripfag, lolbab and vayne no lifer
>>
>>149846826
You are the only constant
>>
>>149846826
>ME
>OOGA
>TEAM
>BOOGA
>REEEEEEEE
>>
How much competitive exp are people earning? I play supports, in the 50s, and I get a little more than half of a level when I win a game
>>
>>149846826
People can't objective at 60 still. Lucio is easy to get elims as.
>>
>>149845880
Some people got noticed just by being super high MMR or being a twitch whore like W33ha.

Some teams start at the bottom and climb all the way up to a recognizable tournament and if they have star players they might get poached by a tier 1 organisation.

Universe just found Sumail in ranked.
>>
>>149839534
>>149839192

I swear to fucking god those arms are mechanical
>>
Best YT channel for >competitive VODs?
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>>149846826
QP is better :)
>>
How do you get a star next to your name? I want a star.
>>
>>149829797
I fuckin played recon mode once and a reaper was shooting my mid section and getting headshot marks on me on me.
>>
>>149847020
gosugamers
>>
>>149846974
Whoops, for some reason I thought I was in /d2g/.

Same facts still mostly apply.
>>
>>149847039
100 autism points
>>
>>149846826
i didn't know ants could play overwatch
>>
>>149847027
>Rank 32
>Not just joining in on the meme
>>
>>149839302
>two healer is bad
did you just buy this game?
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>>149845528
>>
>>149839302
No you're not
No you can't
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>>149846826
>lvl 434
>skill rating 47
How the fuck is that even possible?
>>
>>149847137
No 2 healer is terrible if your'e in solo queue. You will never be coordinated enough to make it work properly
>>
>>149847216
all the higher levels i've seen have terrible ranks
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Now that Mercy's too shit to play, will she pay the bills by being a cumdump?
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>>149845528
The one and only
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>>149847216
That's so poorly drawn.
>>
>>149847302
>Now that Mercy's too shit to play
Did they nerf head established again?
>>
>>149846889
What an awful meme this is. If you said the same thing when on a winstreak everyone would just be like ">LEL IMPLYING UR NOT GETTING CARRIED"
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>>149832103
Fucking Christ how far did that stary meme go exactly?
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>>149847329
good taste
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>>149847261
lucio zenyatta is arguably the best combo in the game right now friend i think you are lost
>>
>>149847542
Far

>>149832103
I irregularly go to both.

I'd probably say here is currently better because they aren't sucking valve and b4nny's cock over how ""good"" the update is.
>>
>>149847329
why D.Va has the highest quality fan art.
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>>149845528
Peace and harmony.
>>
>play game
>McREEEEEE doesn't even FtH anymore
>all he does is sun then one-shot
>watched a McREEEEEE get potg just running around mid-range 1-2 shotting people, no ult
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>>149832103
>>149832409
so we postin' em?

I thought /tf2g/ was bad when I browsed it like a year or two ago, but holy christ going back to check in a couple months ago it's managed to get even worse.
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>>149847613
Not if your Zenyatta can't look after himself. He's still a weak link in team composition, more so than healers because his orb is fucking annoying and he's the first thing anyone takes out if they're going for a push.
There is no idiot proof set up.
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>>149832625
>>149832757
>>>/aco/740617
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>>149847740

best girl.
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>Mccree can fire faster
>He can fire even faster after flashbang
thanks blizzard
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>>149847261
Are you level 5 or queing with them or something?
Literally how do you go wrong with Lucio and Zen?
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>>149832103
I think Overwatch is better than TF2 because hats are a fucking annoying idea, I prefer a completely level playing field
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>>149847789
>qp problems
You know you can communicate with a team, right?
>>
>>149847892
>I prefer a completely level playing field
Right because skill shouldn't matter in an FPS.

This should be as much of a moba as possible.
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>>149847840
Rank 59. As I just said, there is no idiot proof set up, a weak Zenyatta is still a weak Zenyatta. You can't make a person better at playing a hero just because you chose Lucio
>>
Which OW girl is canonically the most lewd?
>>
>>149848001
I dont get why people are pretending skill doesn't matter in this game, particularly when they rant about how much worse the lower ranks are than the higher ranks. A pro team will stomp a low level team, every single time. How can there not be any skill involved?
>>
>>149848021
You also just said you were solo que and there's no way you'll have that kind of coordination, not that "well zen might suck". Fucking communicate.
>>
memes>>149848106
Widowmaker
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>>149848106
Ana and Widow are the only confirmed non-virgins.
>>
>>149848132
I wasn't saying skill doesn't matter, I was saying that's what your post implies.

Though "I hate hates" and "completely level playing field" aren't really related at all
>>
>Wonder why I haven't been able to hit anything today
>Just noticed I pushed my dpi button to go to 1600 instead of 800

So was I playing with 14 sens instead of my 7?
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>>149847835
YW
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>>149848139
>just talk to them xD
>implying they'll talk back
>implying they'll listen to what you have to say
Have you even played Overwatch?
>>
>>149848318
He's not as bad as hanzo but they should really do class revamps for a few characters.
>>
>>149848189
How the fuck is it implied skill doesn't matter by saying you prefer a level plying field? A level playing field means ONLY skill will matter because no one has an advantage other than their knowledge of the game and ability to play.
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>>149848106
would have had to do things to a lot of CEOs to avoid her sponsorships being pulled
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>some forced high pitch nasally sounding thing speaks on the mic
>not rude enough to ask if its a girl or a guy

What do
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>>149848369
Yes.
You saying "it won't matter anyway, why communicate" is why you're stuck in 50s hell.
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What's in the box, /owg/?
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>>149848472
It's a really weird phrase to have next to "I like overwatch better than tf2" and "I hate hats", most people I've seen complain about tf2 (comparing to overwatch) is that it's too hard
>>
>>149848572
Ask if they're underage.
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>>149848572
does it matter? just mute them if they annoy you or deal with it for one game
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>>149848606
Grey Grey Blue Grey.
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>>149848594
>single rank below 60
>you're stuck in 50s hell.
Let me guess, you're "a 90s kid" born in 1999?
>>
reached my season goal of 60, feelin briddy gud

I'll probably wait to place in the next season though. Friend got placed at 65 with 8-2 just because we played with him against other 55-60s
>>
>>149848606
three sprays, one voice line
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>some people think this makes me good at the game
laughingchinesecartoons.webm
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>>149848274
Bumping this question. Vindicate me /vg/

Was I just playing double sensitivity and not being shit?
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>>149848606
Junk.
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>>149848715
this makes you relatively better than people at rank 40
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>>149848715
Same. I get immediately respected when they check my rank kek. Fucking hierarchys
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>>149848674
Once you get there, you'll be able to say you got out.
Good luck, you'd need it.
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>>149848760
>>149848661
>>149848712

Could have been worse
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>>149848729
Double the DPI is theoretically double the sensitivity.
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>>149843284
Is this before or after the immediate Mccree nerf?

Why can't Blizzard just admit generalists and powerful hitscan is a shit idea.
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>>149832005
My aims fucking terrible and am a firm believer that a decently sustained team wins games. But I often pray I don't have to play healer but when I do I make sure I focus heal whoever's tearing it up to share my irritation.
>>
>>149843449
I'm surprised Reaper is as low as he is considering.
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>>149848863
Thanks. I felt so shit after playing terribly earlier
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>>149848990
He surprising difficult considering.
You really need to get up close to deal any damage, and at higher ranks everyone knows which paths you're going to take in order to do that.
Sometimes you get fucked on your wraith form activation, I couldn't tell you how many times I've been hooked by a roadhog after the edged of my screen turned black and spooky.
>>
I'm a poorfag. Will this game ever go on sale for like half off?
>>
>>149848867
Before the nerf
>>
>>149849230

Maybe in like two years or around Christmas time
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>>149849230
>$40
>poorfag
No, you're flat fucking broke and you need to stop posting on 4chan and do something productive with your shit life.
>>
>>149848792
At the same time, I'm pretty sure some people here at rank 50 could out shoot me 1v1. Too bad teamgame so it doesn't really matter.
>>
>4 golds with dva
>still lose like half my rank

what the fuck?
>>
>>149843284
>Pharah in rarely used
MUH WAIFU
>>
>>149849657
The McCree buff killed her.
>>
>>149849760
>>149849760
>>149849760
>>149849760
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>>149834045
Symmetra coming after me with Bastion to protect me.

I think I'm good.

also we need a new bread
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>>149849783
Shit, can't leave to go to this thread. 4chan is messing around.
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>>149829472
Mei, I would plow her.
>>
>>149835843
You can do something similar to get on the roofs that is behind lucio before he goes all shit crazy to get widow.
>>
>>149836331
>tfw im too busy knocking widows over the edge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rns1a16RFbs
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Why is filthmouse low on the tier list when he has a high ass skillcap for hitting nades and shits out damage when he does?
>>
>>149834045

>Zarya
>Widowmaker

Oh boy i'm about to get cyka'd
>>
>play Brazilfrog
>bounce around like a cunt and keep people alive or fast
>enemy McCree is trying his best to single me out
>never succeeds
>whines about Lucio in postgame

See ya later, Space Cuntboy.
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>>149834045
Mei wants to kill me, good thing Rein is here to protect me.
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