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/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age and Bioware General #979

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Fantasy Squid Edition

Previous: >>149567791

News:
>Daddy is gone, he left us for Beamdog
>Gameplay trailer for Obsidian's new RPG Tyranny now out
>B&W is here, new patch just released
>New ME trailer, along with new info. Most of the leaked stuff appears to be true
>Master Chris Avellone is writing an FPS or something
>Josh Sawyer gave a talk at GDC about RPG stats (not that modern Bioware games have stats) and discusses Baldur's Gate and Pillars of Eternity mechanics a good bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvyrEhAMUPo

Andromeda info: http://pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw

Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/NtncZWPf
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/n4vGHHHd

>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.

>Where is my Warden?
Making a little sister for Kieran

>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com

>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php

>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

Friendly reminder to stay salty and hydrated
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this thread is the property of the maker
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This post is dedicated to Solas
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>>149817536
Why does he carry a boomerang on his neck??
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No but seriously, no one cared about the Inquisitor until the wore the mark.
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Meredith did nothing wrong.
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>>149817608
It's a wolf jawbone
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>>149817536
I wish I had saved my pasta about cucking him with Sera.

I wonder if these generals get archived for very long.
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>>149817756
It looks more like a boomerang to me
It's more V shaped than the jawbone

Australian Mormon Solas
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>>149815929
A trans guy?
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>>149817849
It is a jawbone, it has teeth and everything, but Australian mormon Solas is fine too
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>>149817924
Nah, just a Swede
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>>149818314
Nah, it's a tranny. She wouldn't be able to be able to pull this off if she were actually a guy.
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>>149817850
RIP ;_;
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>>149818810
The skin on the lower face looks a bit weird to me (like it's been shaved) and those brows look too thick for a girl, but maybe it's the makeup
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>>149818921
>delete your own post
>reply to yourself
For what purpose though
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>>149819396
That was my post that was deleted...
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>>149818810
>a girl who pretends to be a guy who pretends to be a girl
wew
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>>149819565
>poster count went from 4 to 5 between the posts
Don't ban evade
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>>149818314
wtf I'm gay now
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>>149819260
It's either a girl or a 12 year old boy, and I'm leaning more towards girl.
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Goodnight little cub
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>>149820986
i'm a big boy tho...
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>>149818314
I still have yet to find a Morrigan cosplayer who actually looks like Morrigan.
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>>149824543
I have yet to find a cosplayer who actually looks like the character they cosplay at all
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Umm...why are there an anthropomorphic animal races on Thedas?
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>>149824718
Why aren't there more?
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>>149819649
Um... I have a static IP and I wasn't even warned...
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>>149823428
how big...
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>>149824543

no one is beautiful enough
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>>149827980

Bioware forgot werewolves were a thing
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Is Blackwall a good husband? I've never romanced him but he seems like a nice guy.
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>>149836142
Do you like men that are insecure to a point of fault?
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>>149837997
Yes!!
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>>149836142
Do you like older men that are fat and hairy?
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Best scene in the game.
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I thought Blackwall was gay/bearmode.

Him being cis surprised me
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>>149842061

He's right
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>>149843952
>Him being cis surprised me
uh do you believe every tumblr meme you see
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>>149846815

I don't look for Dragon Age fanart. He just looks gay
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>tfw never any good posters around this time of the day
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>>149843952
Welcome, fellow old person.
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>>149842061
Really makes you realize what a mistake you're making, huh?
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Good night friends... and enemies...
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>>149848067
>Blackwall is the stereotypical gay bear
>he's straight
>Aveline and Cassandra are both the stereotypical butch lesbians
>they're straight
So progressive...
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>>149855224
>Sera is a lesbian
>literally retarded
It's very good commentary of mental illness
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>>149842061
It's alright I guess
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>>149857605
It's 4/10 at best
>low resolution makes the text impossible to read
>the first second is pointless
>playing on a console
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I see Sera as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would it be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Sera is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Sera does it for me.
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>>149858989
the strangest thing about her is that her tits are around her belly button
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>>149858989

I remember that. . .
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>>149858989
>>149860120
Fucking disgusting.
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>>149860358
Umm... you need to leave . . . Damn newfags...
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>>149842061

Best scene is this btw
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>>149861301
how old is morrigan in inquisition? I never played it so not sure about the timelines
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>>149861301
>Morrigan is completely static until she pulls out the blade

Brava, Bioware
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>>149861429

Mid thirties at the youngest. Close to 40 if what Gaider said about her age in Origins 100 years ago counts.
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>>149861301
>not Morrigan falling on her knees to hug Kieran
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>>149861298
Don't you have a tumblr to post in?
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>>149861680
The Flemeth scenes, both with and without Kieran, are the best scenes in DAI. After that is probably Corypheus confronting you in Haven.
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>>149861680

That's good too but doesn't involve dead elves
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I want you to feel inside my brain
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One and a half hours wasted, and Briala wound up "winning"

Next time, I'll make sure solo Gaspard wins.
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>>149818810
Who is this person trying to be? Emilia Clarke? Is it still cosplay if you are pretending to be a real life person?
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>>149863057
I don't know what your animes taught you, but you can cosplay as tv/film characters too
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>>149863134

>animes
>s
Lol...
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>>149863725
It's a common way to ironically refer to japanimation cartoons anywhere on 4chan, I don't know what to tell you other than to lurk more
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>>149861301
I want her to hurt my dick while looking at me with that killer stare
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so what happens if you make Alistair the king, spare loghain but then fug Morrigan anyway so Loghain doesn't die? does Alistair have him executed? Just how butthurt will he be in the coronation room final sequence?

I really should have kept a pre-Landsmeet save file, thats what I get for just quicksaving all the time
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>>149863907
>Makes a stupid mistake
>IRONIC, MEMES
This is getting old
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>>149864060
But I typed animes intentionally
Why so butthurt?
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>>149864060
https://boards.fireden.net/_/search/text/just%20like%20my%20animes/
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>>149863907

Hehe...
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>>149864060
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>>149864241
>1045 results
You must really be pathetic to samefag this hard
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>>149863907
No need to make stupid shit up, you filthy crossboarder.
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Judging by the amount of sameperson replies, the animes are a very serious matter
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>>149864418
Just ignore it friend, no point in giving it attention
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>>149864761
i just wish it was more like my home community tumblr where everyone is nice and welcoming
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>>149864860
Even /pol/ is more welcoming than tumblr
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>>149865081
That wasn't a serious post, though it is a bit disconcerting how you both have no idea what /pol/ is like and are familiar with tumblr. A really nice example of what kind of people get triggered by dumb shit
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>>149865161
What is typical for triggered people is that they don't realize they are the triggered ones, babe
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This is what happens when you attempt humor in /dag/.
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>>149865636
That's why r/dragonage is superior
No imbeciles posting "jokes" and confusing poor, sensitive posters
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That's some damn good anime.
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>>149865807
>unironically watching animays
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>>149865938
I do it ironically. I do generally everything I get called out for ironically.
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You're all retards, that settles that.
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>>149867482

I am many things... but I will NEVER be the mommy you were to me!!
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>>>/v/346496281
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>>149859896
Most people are too distracted by her face, voice, and personality to notice that her body is messed up as well
>>149820248
I guess so, I looked at his, her, whatever blog a bit more and some of the photos look downright feminine. I'm just supposed to see these sorts of people in Europe for some reason, but that's Sweden for you
>>149836142
He has that weird mix of being loving and dedicated and suddenly becoming cold and distant and dropping nasty surprises on you, which is reminiscent of a certain other character from the same game, only with a conclusive reunion. So personal preferences aside, he's objectively worse than Cullen and better than Bull and Solas (as a husband you'd want to marry)
>>149862501
>After that is probably Corypheus confronting you in Haven
It has really shit animations though which makes it hard to take seriously. At least the soundtrack that plays there is nice
I used to think that the epilogue was the best, but then I rewatched it closely and noticed that Solas' tunic doesn't move during a dramatic moment
>>149864000
He just says
>"I don't think we have much to say to one another. You killed the archdemon. Well done"
in a way that's "a bit cold" according to the toolset, then it plays out the same as if you killed Loghain and made Alistair the king. Loghain is being relocated to Orlais by the time of Awakening so I guess Alistair doesn't get the chance to really release his pent up anger
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[freedoms internally]
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>>149869478

>2 strands of hair directly covering her eyes
That must be really annoying
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>>149869891
Most female hairstyles have that shit
I'd just shave my head off if I was a DAO character
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Smartest guy in Denerim
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>>149866040
>ironically
That's a lot of dedication for jokes, frand.
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>pays you for killing people
>asks you to join them
I-I've never been so touched in my entire life... These crows are pretty cool guys
Ended up killing him though in case anyone saw me choking up with emotion
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[serves the Maker eternally]
I see it's a "my blog" kind of day
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I just finished witch hunt for the first time, even though I finished awakening many years ago, just never got around to playing the last bit. And what the fuck is this, so unsatisfying, you cant even see what morrigans "gift" is, the fact that this is from a save file, where I didn't even do the ritual means she didn't answer any of my questions, all she said is
>watch out for my mum, she's back again
>bye friend!
what. the. fug.
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>>149876552
I was pretty pissed that it didn't explain the gift too.
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>>149876552
It's only good for Morrifanciers, though there's some DA2 foreshadowing in there too (which is pointless because DA2 is shit)
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>>149876552

>She mentions the gift/price again in DA:I and again you can't ask what it was
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Hello? Where are the waifus?
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>>149878732
That running pose makes that even funnier.
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>>149879739
There's nothing funny about hunting long-limbed goddesses
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>>149876735
>Morrifanciers
well this was my female city elf playthrough so since Morrigan is not a carpetmuncher I went after an even bigger slut

>>149877284
are you kidding me, really? I was actually thinking about getting DA2 and DAI on a sale or something, to finally play them too

>>149878732
his banter with Sigrun was pretty fun, a pity awakening is so short, some of the characters are great
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>>149880719
Is this sarcasm? I thought you had played both DAI and DA2, and were all about some Solas.
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>>149880719
I like the one where he calls her a "kumquat". I have no idea what that is but it sounds really lewd
>>149881060
Wut
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>this guy who's always mad
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>>149881136
Wait. You're >>149874264, and you're not a solaswife? I'm so confused...
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>>149877284
Morrigan gave up her feminine dicklette
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>>149881542
That is me, but I don't understand the confusion, do you think everyone who posts about DAO is a samefag? Why does it even matter?
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>>149881790
I'm not >>149881060, I was just fairly certain you were a solaswife
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>>149881442
kys
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>>149881060
>Is this sarcasm? I thought you had played both DAI and DA2, and were all about some Solas.
wut? I havent posted anything about solas at all here
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>>149881654
It started growing backwards into her, eventually becoming the umbilical cord that connected her to Kieran, filling her mind with arcane mysteries. The warden got to keep her pubes, the last remainder of the lost dickelette
>>149881857
I am one, and I still don't get the problem
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>>149881542
?? I'm >>149880043
but not >>149878732
and love solas
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>>149881136
>kumquat
yeah that made me laugh too, no idea what it means, but sigrun didn't get too mad, so it cant be something awful
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>>149882115
>>149882134
And you've both played DA2 and DAI? So there's a third person posting DA:O that isn't a solaswife? There isn't a problem, I'm just so confused about who is who
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>>149882292
I am that third person posting DAO that never played inquisition or da2, and who has absolutely no idea what solaswife even means
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>Who is who discussions on an anonymous imageboard
kys
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>>149882134
I love Solas too!!
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>>149882376
Okay I think I get it now

>>149882387
There aren't that many people here, and you can often identify someone by their posts without conscious effort
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>>149882387
y-you too
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nkys
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>>149882759
north korean youth services...
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I wish I could be fat
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>>149881136
All of my side eye.
>>149881542
I fucking know, right?
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>>149882387
You're barely fucking anonymous after spending a cozy year and a half (or longer in other cases) with the same people.
http://youtu.be/W-WQFH8IYPQ
Well, I feel slightly more informed on the who's who.
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>>149883549
It probably sounds like "cum cat"
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I hate it when /dag/ gets creepy
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>>149884047
It's come qwat, I thought.
The side eye was about the frustration over the 'wut.'
>>149884773
They're bitter if I remember.
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>>149885401
That's what I said ish.
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>>149885183
I'm not frustrated, I just have a hard time understanding how someone would think I haven't played DAI DA2 and am already at the end of Witch Hunt when I'm still doing Denerim sidequests
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>>149885818
MY frustration and confusion.
I get it now, however I feel dangerously close to an aneurysm.
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>6 years after release
>still not a single mod that specifies staff element types
How could this simple yet annoying thing could be overlooked this long by both mods and developers?
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>>149886146
I thought you were playing a female elf? I don't get it :(
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>>149886864
Why?
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>>149886478
There can be more than just one person that can upload screenshots, you know.
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>>149886864
I'm sorry that was a bad joke

I love you mommy
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>>149886146
Just check the wiki, though most of them do physical damage unless specified otherwise
>>149886478
Fuck off
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>>149886478
do you seriously think that everyone posting DAO is just 1 guy samefagging real hard?
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>>149887267
For the most part it is.
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>>149887217
Of course the ones like "touch of embers" or "lightning rod" are obvious but there are quite a lot of ambiguous ones.
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>>149887435
According to some BSN post, it's

Acolyte's Staff: Physical
Darkspawn Staff: Physical
Magic Staff: Physical
Enchanter's Staff: Ice


Piece of Wood: Physical
Blackened Heartwood Staff: Physical
Torch of Embers: Fire
Pyromancer's Brand: Fire
Malign Staff: Physical
Harrowmont's Staff: Lightning
Wintersbreath: Ice
Lightning Rod: Lightning
Heaven's Wrath: Lightning
Staff of the Ephemeral Order: Physical
Magister's Staff: Fire
Staff of the Magister Lord: Ice
Oak Branch: Physical
Sylvan's Mercy: Physical
Shaperate's Blessing: Ice
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lets just post trans overwatch fanart and tripfag culture thats much better than all this samefagging
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>>149888285
ummm newfag sweatie kys
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I hate it when /dag/
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I wish /vg/ had poster ID's so that I knew which faggots to ignore
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I'm going to give a job to Bella!
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a lot of negative energy in this thread
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>>149889347
You know how that saying goes, one bad apple can spoil the whole bunch
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>>149889802
One shitposter/habitual whiner can derail the entire thread
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>>149888817
You really don't want the truth about the true poster count here my sweety
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>BG2 thread on /v/
>comfy atmosphere, everyone's enthusiastic about new mods (even if it's incest shit), lots of informative posts
>/dag/
>barely moves, have to bump it every thirty minutes, when posts do appear, they're either not related to or complaining about video games
/vg/ was a mistake
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>>149890682
Your post is so video games much related wow
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I fucking hate you!!
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>>149891346
I'd actually gladly do so if there was an active DA thread in there at the moment
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tfw no sera
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all the dag boypussies are mine
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tfw no fat hairy bf to sniff the farts of
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>>149891931
no they're mine!!
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Is it that time of the month again?
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>>149892902
let me eat your period blood sweatie
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thom.....
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>>149893172
>let me shit up the thread by complaining about culture
UGH
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THOM....!!!
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>>149893313
"Culture". Right.
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>>149893501
want to nut all over her.....
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>>149893601
She bites
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>>149893730
ill chain and gag her
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mommy!!
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>>149893501
Lurk more
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thom is a pretty girl with a meaty vagina
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>>149888209
Keep overwatch everything on its own containment general plox.
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>>149894125
I know you're full of shit, shem
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>>149894209
kys cunt
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>>149894325
And confirmed
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>>149894387
still here? lol
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>>149894452
Why would I leave?
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>>149894387
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>>149894584
I'm listening
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This is it I've fucking had it
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reinhardts hairy nipples
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>>149894679
stop posting this gorilla k
>>149894717
lmao good riddance.... i guess
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>>149894679
God almighty, she still looks like one of those lady men from whatever Central American place is rampant with them, but her lips are pretty.
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>>149894938
w...l...w....?
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>>149895032
Heard you the first time, bitch.
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>>149894938
>her lips are pretty.
No they really aren't, they look like a plastic surgery went horribly wrong
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>>149894679
Her face looks so dirty
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WESTERN?!?!?!?!?
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i want all the refugees to cum on me
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>>149895236
is mine!!!!
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>>149895124
Maybe it's the lipstick color then. I don't know why I even like it.
>>149895236
Where?
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>>149895649
post a selfie of you wearing it babe
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>>149895236
Is a piece of shit talking to himself
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asunderchan...
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tfw no western bf
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If I was a janitor, I'd nuke this thread
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>>149895898
on my dick haha
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>>149896235
daddy.......
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I swear I'm gonna become YouTube famous and leave you all behind
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>>149894718
amelies voluptuous ass
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>>149896235
umh dont you have your own general lol
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>>149896484
They're not wanted even there
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>>149896410
not if i share our sextape online sweaty
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>>149896191
>reportfags are suddenly nowhere to be seen
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>>149896687
>im triggered by things i dislike
literally you
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>>149896892
umh you have to leave
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>>149896892
it had better be female dicks.......
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>>149896892
Why does it have to be /meg/? They're raided too.
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daddy............
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someone.... give me cummies......
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>>149897215
We have witcherfags, overwhaverfag and whatever else but it all leads to MEG?
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witcherfags are pure cancer what a shit game
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>>149897513
Man, you really have it for that place
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>>149897513
is it so hard to admit you dont understand our culture.....,,
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Comparing /dag/ posting styles to other threads, I am now certain that at least 75% of this thread is women and ftms.
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Komm, süßer Tod
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>>149897628
post nudes
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where are the belfies tho
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>im a girl and i like to be a bitch
literally dag
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morrigans placenta
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behead all elfs
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>>149898485
on my dick
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>>149899430
hello lute
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>>149898297
this tbqhwy
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>>149899581
umh do you even know our culture or are you just posting what you overheard......
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>>149883458
you can, just eat
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thats it.....im going to import kpops to replace dag hags
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>>149900107
your doing gods work sweaty ...
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>>149899829
yes
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Another great /dag/ thread
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>>149900340
fuck of if you dont like it here lol
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groping garrets taint...
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/dag/ lemon party
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pnp cuties...
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. . .
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>>149901030
post feet
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my foreskin aches for your touch
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>>149901373
lol nope
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>>149900610
groping garrets moobs...
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>>149901504
fertilizing his ass hairs with your feces...
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so lonely
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>>149883458
>>149900095

There's a restaurant somewhere in Vegas you might want to try out.
They have some "Heart attack meal" that has 9000 calories. The "Normal" burgers are also mostly just too big to eat all of it but you have to because otherwise the waitresses, who are cute and dressed up as nurses, spank the hell out of you for not eating it all and they make no exceptions.
Why can't McDonald's be like that...
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>>149901620
okay that's just nasty
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>>149901841
umh prude....
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fingering daddy
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>>149901773
sounds like something out of a weight gain fetish story
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>>149902997
if you children keep being little shits, your mommy will go away and she'll be replaced by a new mommy with glass eyes and a wooden tail
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>>149903512
lol my kpopfu will be here any moment and youll be history,.......
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Did morrigan already tell kieran about the birds and the bees?
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>>149903997
She prefers action over words
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>>149903997
no i did
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>>149903997
maybe his OG soul has memories of dragon sex
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>>149904074
>>149904221
yawn fuck of
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kierans softness
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>>149902072
dads can't have vagina...
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/dag/ was a mistake
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Kieran's coming out
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>>149904789
his butthole...
>>149904826
ill knock you up thatll be a mistake
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>>149904964
.....................................o
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>>149905665
If morri had monsternipples like that you would have seen them in DA:O
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>[visible confusion]
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>>149907351
That hair makes her look like she's balding
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behead those who report culture
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>>149895724
Pinkish and freckled. Not my color.
>>149896892
Maybe their dickspeak is all an elaborate bunch of codewords.
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And it all began with that idiot spelling anime wrong
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what do you think bzt doing is he alright
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wlw are beautiful and precious
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>>149903512
Wait, what is that from? I remember this distinctly from childhood.
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>>149908246
actually its because that cunt was bitching about no posts....
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>>149905665
Hohoholy shit. She's like the patron goddess of white trash.
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>>149908550
The new mother
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>>149908664
/dag/ confirmed for literal children
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>>149908840
It was in an anthology of kid's horror stories, so I'll google the title. Thanks.
>>149908886
We're just insanely childish.
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Do you think Sera has ever taken a dick? In real life some gay people have numerous hetero relationships before they come to terms with their sexuality, so I'd imagine its possible...
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>>149909105
>spamming the thread with literal garbage because you dislike a post/poster
Special needs kind of childish
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>>149901373
>all these deletions
cancer killing /dag/ t b h
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>>149911387
Can't you go to /s4s/ or something
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>>149911743
uh cant you kill yourself
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I can't believe I have just eaten a steak at midnight
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>>149913392
post full belly and anus
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>>149908281
He's being enriched as we speak
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Never thought I'd say this, but this general is more cancerous than even /wtc/
I hope the mods don't take any action though so that your filth can be contained here
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whos your tripfu
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>>149914615
Yet nobody seems to mind because that's apparently your natural state
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>>149914615
I'm always here but I have decided to let my autism flow from now on until the end.
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>>149914686
We have no trips
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>>149914959
Please kill yourself
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>>149915080
ummm lurk more.... newfag scum....
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>>149914282
Probably dead already.
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>>149915139
*Mei voice* Hey! Chill out!
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>"always" in the thread
>throwing a tantrum and posting disgusting shit as if it's some sort of mental asylum
Extremely pathetic
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>>149915080
we have no trips
we have no grace
this general
has a dead face
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>>149916316
We host a lot of Tumblr here, so a mental asylum would be pretty accurate to lore.
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normies out having fun
sitting here staring at my gun
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Hey what's going on in this thread?
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>>149920227
Leave while you still can! Tell them!
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>>149920596
Tell who? And what?
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>>149921052
[repulsed noise]
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[aroused noise]
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>>149920227
>>149920596
Can you at least PLEASE get the quotes right...
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>>149923135
What are you talking about sweetpea?
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peace and quiet at last...
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I've forgotten what the kinder surprise was
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Is Ferelden Frostback the only dragon that you can't just "hit until it dies"?
I think it's only one that uses adds and the stage in phases, like a Souls boss or something.
The only other dragon with any kind of gimmick that I can think of is the one in Exalted Plans that uses the electrified swamp water as a hazard.
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>>149925608
Please fix your alien quis
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Very intelligent looking expression
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How can a character be "Reddit". Please explain

t.Refugee
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>>149932993
What are you talking about?
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>>149933483

People say characters like Zaeed and Minsc are "Reddit", but I don't know what that means
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>>149933594
I don't remember anyone saying that...
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>>149933689

/v/ said so
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>>149933730
/v/ is retarded
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If they do make DA4, what would you want it to be like??
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>>149935173
like skyrim
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>>149935173
Like DA2
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C'mon guys... was everyone banned?
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>>149942825
I'm still here, don't worry...!
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>>149942919
Hi!!
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>>149935173

Better Wartable. Missions in

Tevinter/Seheron/Arlathan Forest
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Least favorite nation? Favorite? I love Tevinter, and I hate Orlais.
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>>149946548
I like none of them particularly. They don't feel like they have any unique personality to them. Orlais has le french shit, and Tevinter is le evil empire, but they aren't really interesting outside of that imo
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>>149946842

Last time I checked, the French don't wear masks everywhere.
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>>149946962
Are you really going to argue that Orlais isn't basically France?
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>>149947185

They are french-inspired, but have little flourishes that make them unique
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>>149946548
Nevarra sounds interesting. Want to explore The Dark Lands.
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nice samefagging
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Is there supposed to be a floating blue torch in the Emerald Graves, or is this a bug?
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>>149935173
>what would you want it to be like??
like origins
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>>149955857
I don't remember this. Whatdid it do?
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>>149957714

I solved the quest. There are 4 sconces that can be lit with veilfire. Once lit, the platform raises up, and you can grab the blue torch, which contains the history of the origin of the exalted march on the Dales
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>>149964209

Just because the Orlesians don't have, doesn't mean she shouldn't either!
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>>149964209

N-no morri no
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Morrigan is a literal harpy!
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>>149965027

That doesn't look like a very useful wing desu.
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>>149964313
Don't have what
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>>149965138
>Friend
Fuck off norman
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>>149965163

Meant to say shave instead of have
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>tfw a WEEK without /dag/
I missed you so much, sweaties. So much.
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>>149966748

Morrigan puts on makeup. So we can assume she understands female hygiene.

>>149967065

Welcome back you freak
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>>149966748
Don't you have some spamming to do?
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>>149967065
And you really wanted to come back after reading this thead?
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>>149967358
>normal /dag/ being a normal /dag/
Don't see a problem.
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>>149967516
Then I wish you'd go away again
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>>149967616
Why are you still here, whiny-kun?
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>>149967709
To post "daddies cummies" for four hours and get triggered by on-topic posts, obviously
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>>149967516
You must have a really low opinion of us if you think that's normal
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So I'm fixing to play DA:O for the first time. Any good builds out there? Is it possible to actually roleplay or do I need to choose between good/evil like in Mass Effect?
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>>149968137
/dag/'s autism is unlimited and all this limitlessness counts as normal.
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>>149968189

>Good builds

Archer

Mage that specializes in hexes/debuffs


Playing as a tank is boring.

You can roleplay, but after a certain point your class/race choices are less acknowledged. Your interactions with party members lose some value, since you can give them gifts to make them like you.
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>>149968314
Well, what skills/stats are best for archer? Should I also build team members or just auto level them? I heard Alistar was a good tank for the most part.
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>>149968189
There's plenty of roleplaying freedom in the game and you don't have a karma meter. Your morality is more or less judged by how much the "good" characters like or dislike you
Mage is babby mode, melee rogue and 2H warrior are probably the hardest to get the hang of
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>>149967213
Just accept the hairy pits of your waifu.
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>>149968373

Alistair is a good tank, but you can spec him into being a two-handed warrior if you really want to.

If you're doing archer, you should be a rogue, which means dexterity and cunning are your most important stats
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>>149968373
The rule of thumb is to put 2/3 of the points into dex (if rogue), int (if mage), or str (if warrior) and 1/3 into cun (if rogue), wis (if mage), or dex (warrior)
It's really only good to put points into con if you find that you're dying a lot
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My god I feel so lonely
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>>149968596
>>149968452
>>149968395

Right, thanks guys! I guess I'll play a mage and go around fucking everyone up. Any idea what my team should be like? I know I should use Alistar for tanking, but should I have something like mage/tank/archer/mage?
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>>149968189
https://forum.bioware.com/topic/40835-the-character-build-handbook-v-080-mages-builds-in-progress/
I didn't read through it all but it seems pretty solid
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>>149968769
You need to decide if you want to play a support or damage mage and then pick either Morrigan or Wynne to do what you're not doing
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>>149968189
DW rogue is the best
There is no morality, say whatever you want
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I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna play a team based multiplayer game!!
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>>149970135
uoh you gonna fuck up so bad mate
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>>149970135
As long as it's not memewatch
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>when you look at the archive and realize who was behind the spam
On a completely unrelated note, it looks like /meg/ is dead again
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>>149971858
So who was it?
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>>149972198
You
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>>149972198
A guy who made zero video game posts and posted about /meg/ a whole bunch
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>>149968314
>Archer pre-Awakening
>good

lolno
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>>>/v/346585143
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>>149972794
So you
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>>149971858
What spam?
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>>149973410
Just look at the deleted posts
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/149817365
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>>149973479
I don't really know what I'm looking for and I didn't see anything out of the ordinary for /dag/ within the last month so I'll just take your word for it I guess
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>>149973695
Ok, sorry for wasting your time
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>when your LP-fu releases a new episode
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>replaying DA:O
>the number of characters you can have conversations in Origins+Ostagar+Lothering alone is way more than the entire DA:I itself

Can Bioware ever surpass DA:O?
Is there any hope?
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>>149977318

Not unless they get to make another game with like 6+ years of development time (in other words, no)
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>>149977318
It's ogre
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>>149958031
Fell asleep. Codex?
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>>149968189
>fixing to
Brethren?
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>>149971858
Poor fellas.
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>>149978139
>one small square in the middle of an artificial lake which is in the middle of nowhere
That can't be the Val Royeaux itself.
Has this ever been adressed by an in-game codex or anything?
Is the real city visible somewhere in the skyline or the horizon or something?
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>>149979162
Nope, that's the "Val Royeux" in the map and you can only visit the tiny circle surrounded by water. The skybox is just some trees and mountains too
They never show the grand cathedral either and DAI is supposed to deal with religion first and foremost
>AW
>massive armor
>using a staff
Why though?
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>>149979348
>>massive armor
Massive armor + Rock armor gives me about ~45 armor.
And once I add the Shimmering Shield to that combo, which adds +75% resistance to all elements, +75% resistance to mental and physical, and +15 armor, I will be a god among men.
>>using a staff
A staff never misses.
Unlike half of my sword swings.
After I get the Shimmering Shield though, I'll start to use Cailan's Arms for that mana regen bonus.
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>>149979681
Hmm I guess that makes sense, I always just go with either staff+robe for fighting at range or armor+sword and shield for close quarter encounters
It's neat how much freedom DAO has when it comes to combat
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>>149979932
>It's neat how much freedom DAO has when it comes to combat
Yup.

...Also not to mention it's almost impossible to make a bad mage build in DA:O since they will be overpowered no matter what.
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>>149980201
>almost impossible to make a bad mage build in DA:O
+4 points in shapeshifting and the first three 3 AW abilities without appropriate equipment
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>>149980357
>>149980357
New bread for meg anons.
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>>149980931
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>>149981067
Promptly remove the glass shards from your anus. I was just trying to be nice.
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>>149981549
I'm so very sorry for being mean to /meg/ overlords who have showed that they want nothing to do with /dag/ time and again, please don't start spamming again in retaliation
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>>149981749
Max paranoid. Not from /meg/, anon.
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>>149981749
Whiny-kun...
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>>149981749
>it's a /dag/ conspiracy theory episode
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>I'm going to assume that every poster I disagree with is [insert a retarded nickname/vaguely defined identity here] and post about it all day until everyone has a (you)
Video games
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>>149982559
Why is Cullen floating in space holding a globe...
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>>149982559
Too muscular, the effort is there though.
>>149982695
Because he's got the whole world in his hands.
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>>149982695
He's about to accept the gift of baldness and the secrets of the universe are opening up to him
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>>149982829
Of course. That makes perfect sense
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>>149982829
..Is he going to turn blue after that too or?
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>>149983687
Naturally
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>>149983916
Hi. I know you're probably awfully bored and have few, if any at all, friends to upset with your abrasive presence so you feel it necessary to disrupt the natural flow of things here. /meg/ will not ever fully assimilate with us at /dagbwg/, so we have our own respective threads. Please fuck off.
>>149984230
I was thinking more Doctor Manhattan. You just wrecked that shit with elf ears though.
I'll love you regardless.
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>>149984230
How many elfkin versions of BW characters do you have?? I know for a fact there's like 5+ Liara ones...
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>>149985169
I'm not some maniac, I only have the ones I've posted which is 6 Liaras and this one!
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>>149985410
>I'm not some maniac
Debatable
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>when your blueberry oatmeal turns blue/gray
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>when you eat some fresh blueberries and your tongue and lips turn purple
How do the asari live like this?
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>>149986154
I know, I just can't wrap my head around how they can stand being so cute all the time!
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>>149970174
I did but I still had lots of fun!
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So is DAI worth buying for for 40 bucks? Also I hear the keyboard controlas sucked at launch, is that still the case or was that fixed?
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>>149986279
they are all talking shit behind your back now because you were so bad
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>>149986303
I don't know about 40 dollars. I guess if you really like Dragon Age it'll probably be worthwhile

The PC controls are fine
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welp after 4 hours of trying i can't get DAI to run. fuck you origin
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>>149986527
That's a bit weird
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>>149986385
I'm someone that has put like 600 hours into Origins. Love the story and the characters, considering that I doubt DAI could ever be better when it comes to that.
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>>149986303
I'd wait if I were you, it goes on sale pretty often
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>>149986869
The characters are all pretty interesting I think. There's some stuff where the writers were obviously pushing an agenda, but I didn't think it was very immersion breaking.

The gameplay is like DA:O but more simplified and less interesting

The story is short as fuck if you do the story missions as soon as they're available, but it's a really quite long game if you do all the side content
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>>149986869
I don't wanna enrage anyone again so I won't specify but some of the characters are really low quality, so it's easy to get a bad impression of the game. It's not like DAO where you can run around with anyone and still get great banters
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>>149987460
>some of the characters are really low quality
>not like DAO where you can run around with anyone and still get great banters
But you can't bring any of the boring characters with you in your party :^)
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>>149987580
I don't understand this comment, are you making a jab at the advisors or what?
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>>149987645
Trying poorly to trigger Cullenites and Josiefags if there are any of them left
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>>149980931
>thread full of complaining about how shit /dag/ is
Refugees, not even once
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>>149987716
That's not the characters I had in mind, Cullen is basically Cassandra and Josie has DAO Leliana's personality anyway
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>tfw you forget your fiancee exists
Oh well, at least Alistair cares
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>>149986385
>>149987046
>>149987064
>>149987460
Turns out a store in my region has the game for 10 bucks but without any of the DLC so I just bought that.
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>>149989416
>tfw can't stop myself from giggling when i see "taint"
It's like I'm actually 10 years old

>>149989631
Shit deal
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>>149989714
Why? Are the DLC's important? Mind you I don't care for armor or some shit.
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>>149989845
He's being a faggot. $10 is a fine deal.
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>>149989845
At least some of the DLC is worthwhile, and I don't think they ever go on sale individually.
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>>149990001
I hear the Trespasser DLC is the actual ending or something so I might get that if I even like the game. and even then it was only 25 bucks overall instead of 40.
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>>149990114
Yeah. "Worst" case scenario, you like the game enough to buy all three DLC. They're $15 each and there's three, so that's $45. Plus the $10 you just spent so that's $55.

That's still less than the original $60-$70 day-one fags paid for just the base game.
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>>149990114
>and even then it was only 25 bucks overall instead of 40
Yeah, I guess that's not bad since you aren't planning on getting every DLC anyway
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Haven't played video games all week
I don't feell ike doing or playing anything
Let it end
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>>149991148
Nobody said it was easy
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Garrett Hawke has seen it all. He helped Solona Amell and Alistair Theirin stop the Blight, and was rewarded for the deed by being named the new Teyrn of Gwaren and Admiral of the Ferelden Navy. But it isn't until Alistair sends Garrett to the Divine's Conclave that the pirate's true destiny is revealed.
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Cory?
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>>149992795
kys
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>>149993106
kisses to you too...
>>
Where the fuck are Tranny and PoE2 news... I need something to be exited about
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>>149992795
Archie?
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>Alistair has dragon blood
>the warden is nothing special
If you truly cared about Kieran's wellbeing, you'd let Alistair impregnate Morrigan
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DUMAAAAAAAAAAT
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>>149994980
I roleplay my Warden as a cuckold, so of course I let Alistair fuck Morrigan.
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>>149994980
Alistair is also a petulant child. That overrides dragon blood in my mind
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>>149995487
He's literally only 20 in Origins
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>>149995639
Letting Morrigan be impregnated by an almost child?
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>>149995639
>20 year olds are incapable of behaving like adults
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>>149996204
Correct.
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>>149996828
um i'm 19 and very mature
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Who's more of a child, Alistair or Sera?
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>>149996942
Cole is the most C H I L D like of them all.
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>>149997083
Who?
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http://blog.bioware.com/2016/07/29/concerning-our-forums/

>After great consideration, we are closing down the BioWare forums, effective August 26, 2016. The Star Wars: The Old Republic forums will continue to operate; however, our public boards for Dragon Age, Mass Effect, and legacy BioWare titles will no longer be available.

>Now we can travel around the world, meeting with you face-to-face at events like PAX, SDCC, and even shows in our own backyard. We can share stories with you on the go, giving you a look behind the scenes on sites like Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, and Instagram.

Rest in piss, the greatest shithole ever seen. It was helluva ride.
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>>149998150
I feel kind of bad about it, and I don't really know why. BSN is/was a shithole and I never browsed it much
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>>149998150
Just fucking announce you're planning to disband already
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>>149994980
Cousland has dragon blood aswell. Or are you an Andrastian cuck or something?
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>>149998150
>Because we know there is a lot of information on there you may want to keep, the public boards will remain in a read-only state until October 25, 2016. After that date, they will be taken down.
This actually sucks because there are many good modding/gameplay guide posts about the older games that have no wikis in there
It's also weird how they're acting as if the forums became pointless when they used BSN poster feedback to test DAI patches. I guess it makes sense that you'd close down if your only future plans are MEA and mobile games
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>>149998150
https://twitter.com/bioware/status/759058847088508930
>We don't expect anyone to use Facebook. We encourage the community members to use the sites that are right for them.
Don't forget - you're here forever.
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>CDPR has a forum
>Obsidian has a forum
>Bethesda has a forum
>Larian Studios have a forum
>Beamdog has a forum
>we can interact with fans on reddit and tumblr ;)
I've been thinking about this and Bioware being ded is the only conclusion I can reach
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>>149999789
Progressive as fuck.
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>>149999789
Let's be honest, would you want to pay to run and maintain a forum to interact with the kinds of people that are fans of Mass Effect and Dragon Age (but especially Mass Effect)? I know I wouldn't.
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>>150000052
I doubt it costs that much to run a forum
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>>150000286
Any cost is too great a cost, looking at what a fucking shitshow this thread has been.
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>>150000052
You only need to employ one or two Evil Chris'es to moderate them, and simply taking a no-nonsense approach wouldn't make it hard to handle (like how they immediately lock down any retarded waifu threads on the CDPR forums). The point is that it's really unprofessional NOT to have something like that and it reflects badly on bioware's future
They also made a big deal about redesigning the forums a year or so ago which I also find alarming
>>
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>>149999789

Forums have become obsolete
I miss posting in forums and making avatars and signatures with photoshop
Myspace was better than Facebook
MSN Messenger was more fun than Skype
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>>150003402
>he ever had a forum account
Top pleb
I've only ever posted on anonymous boards
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>>150003402
>Myspace
I don't miss it but I feel nostalgia for it
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>>150003402
You're on the internet for a long time already, for a 16 year old
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What to heck !!
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>>150004620
>Memegame panders to gays
No surprise
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This is disturbing but I'm not sure why
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>>150004694
The second image is photoshopped
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Check that shit
>>150000000
>>150000000

>>150003742

Until like 2010 I was pretty normie desu

>>150003976

The way you could customize everything and could set a profile song and stuff was just really comfy. Facebook is just a complete barebones myspace because it's simpler.
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>>150004974
>Until like 2010 I was pretty normie desu
Don't worry, we still love you.
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>>150004974
Were you at least bullied in school? That's a basic requirement to be part of our club.
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>>150003402
>I miss posting in forums and making avatars and signatures with photoshop
Forums are shit. Threads get derailed, but instead of fading into oblivion after a few hours, they take up a permanent space on the website. It's like the worst of /v/ but takes up more room and never gets deleted.

>Myspace was better than Facebook
Yeah, yeah it was...

>MSN Messenger was more fun than Skype
AIM best chat program.
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>>150005747
>>150006538

T-thanks me too..
Of course I was bullied in school, not THAT normie...

>>150006823

Mods could delete these threads and that happened in every forum worth a shit though.
And as a mod you had even cooler avatars and bling bling forum rank stars!!
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>>150007491
>Mods could delete these threads and that happened in every forum worth a shit though.
Apparently I've never seen a forum worth a shit, then.
Nah, don't be argumentative to try to force an antiquated system just because you like it.
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>>150007491
>>150006538
>Of course I was bullied in school, not THAT normie...
I was never bullied at school, I'm too much of a big guy for people to mess with me. Someone threatened to shoot me once though

Am I allowed here still?
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>>150007821
Do you at least have strong positive or negative feelings about elves?
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>>150008281
Always negative Merrill is DA2fu though
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>>149976040

Looks like yoga stretching
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>>149978638

http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Codex_entry:_The_Death_of_Elandrin
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>>150009158
It's just those superior Orlesian dance moves
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/meg/ shouldn't make a big deal about 30+ posts of bearmode Blackwall. I made an honest mistake with his sexuality!
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Reminder that dragon breath can't melt steel plate

>>150010263
>looking at /meg/
What are you doing silly
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>>150010263
/meg/ can't count and is honestly a bit creepy
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>>150010396
Fuck the police
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>Qunari resemble dragons and venerate them
>This age is the dragon age

Wait a second, the Dragon Age is actually about the Qunari conquering Thedas !
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>>150010823
Don't forget that the qunari were a race created with dragon's blood and some other species!
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Witcherfus...
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>>150007686

That's because you haven't seen forums I was a mod on...!
Sure it's extra work but in my experience shitposts were deleted pretty quickly or users/their accounts banned for them. Which is not possible here on the other hand, they just return with no way to recognize them which is good I guess because 4chan would be pretty dead without shitposting. But it also makes quality discussions(tm) rather rare

>>150007821

I'm not a small guy either but in my school even the teachers were bullied, so...
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>>150011589
You haven't been to BSN then
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>>150011370
What is this foul mod, Yen's thighs aren't that thick
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>>150011949

That is true
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Oh my God, Morrigan is so hot in Inquisition.Why did Leliana age so poorly in comparison?
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>>150013272

She's doing pretty well for being dead as fuck
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>>150013272
Because she looked like this at first and everyone complained
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>>150013545
>>150013545

AHHHH
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>>150013545

It's just the trailer look, not even the ingame model or anything. Everyone looked different in that trailer as well as in the Sacred Ashes trailer back then.
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The sort of people who have Liara as their waifu, are the sort who need people to make their decisions for them, and love mainstream and "easy" choices
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>>150014132
Uh huh

>>150013746
Chinfu...
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>>150013545
>>150013746
Why are they so bad at recreating their own characters for trailers?
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>>150014330

I'm not sure if they made these themselves, could have been external guys that professionally make trailers. It's often the case
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>>150003402
>not using AIM master messenger back in the day
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>>150007821
>tfw someone threatened to shoot me too
>tfw not a big guy
Oh, parking lots. The outdoor adventure.
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>>150017353
Was this at the waffle house or some other life threatening situation?
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>>150017353

I was never threatened with that but I guess that's more of an american thing
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>>150018167
I have the right to defend myself bitchnigga
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>>150018074
This is mildly embarrassing.
A guy was being an asshole and honking his horn at others, then at me when I pulled out and drove by the spot he was evidently wanting to pull out of, so we exchanged middle fingers. He followed me and laid on his horn some more when I was trying to pull out, so I kinda put it in park and got out. Lots of yelling happened, he tried to open his door and I may have slammed it back on him, etc.
>>150018167
I guess they just shiv you or bomb themselves there instead.
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>>150019141

Bombing single targets isn't worth it, not enough to earn them sweet virgins in the afterlife.
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>>150019141
>A guy was being an asshole and honking his horn at others, then at me when I pulled out and drove by the spot he was evidently wanting to pull out of, so we exchanged middle fingers. He followed me and laid on his horn some more when I was trying to pull out, so I kinda put it in park and got out. Lots of yelling happened, he tried to open his door and I may have slammed it back on him, etc.
. . .
This is exactly not what you're supposed to do in a road rage situation
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>>150019594
Didn't that last bomber in germany fail to kill anyone?
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>>150020803

There was only one death including him.
He fucked up and all he gets now are a few saggy grannies for all eternity.
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>>150019616
I have a temper I guess.
>>
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>>150011660
>>150019008
>>150019162
>>150021347
Mother of Christ.
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>>150026816
>see "MT"
Yeah no thanks
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>>150026816
MT?
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>>150028276
Mating Tube
I think you can figure it out from there
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>>150026816
I swear that's just him samefagging or something. I mean why.
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>>150028649
Why'd that get deleted?
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>>150029684
Mod likes sci fi
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>>150029684
Felt overly cruel and not entirely true.
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Want to hug...
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>>150030107
>Overly cruel
What the fuck
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>>150029684
Liarafag triggered
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>>150032717
Me right now
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Why is the BSN closing? Doesn't every gaming company have their own forums?
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>We will never have a character act like a complete bastard like in Origins ever again
>>
Comparing /dag/ posting styles to other threads, I am now certain that at least 75% of this thread are bots.
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>>150013272
>religious girl becomes ugly and unstable
>non-religious girl remains beautiful, inside and out
subtle
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>>150036904
thom's ass hair...
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>>149982695
Why is *blonde Chris Redfield floating in space holding a globe...
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I can't believe we fucked.
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it was only a kiss... how did it end up like this....
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Are there any female love interests under 30 for a male inquisitor?

I'm not into hags
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We'll never get a DA again it seems.
All their "reasons" for closing down BSN make no sense, are clearly bullshit. I can only see their move as EA having no fate in BW/MEA and for that is pulling the plug in the official forum. Not only they are shutting the place down, but erasing it after a time. Nothing explain this behavior to me, except if they are going to kill BW soon after.

It was fun meeting you, dagnas.
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>>150040360
They're all under 30.
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>>150040687

Josephine does not look under 30. Cassandra is like 40
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>>150040572
/dag/ will never die...
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>>150040745
:^)
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>>150040572
*faith

>>150040687
Cass isn't. She's 40. Who cares about Josephine, she's so forgettable.

>>150040795
Maybe we'll get one last crap comic...
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>>150040982
Cass maybe 30+, but she isn't 40. She was like 16 in DotS, which is about 18-19 years before DAI.
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>>150040360
Nigger you better love shitskins fags and milfs. Anything else and you're a racist rapist cis scum degenerate!
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>>150041445

At least I have scout harding
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>>150041215
She was born in early 9:00 if I'm not mistaken and we are 9:40 or so in DAI. She's 40, may even be more than that.
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I'm playing a Dalish Male Inquisitor right now. I don't know if I should drink from the Well of Sorrows, since it's on an Elven cultural legacy, and Morrigan is trying to appropriate the culture of my people.

On the other hand, enslavement...
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>>150040360
>hags
Eat shit, kiddo.
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>>150041696

The dalish (playing if you're respectful to the traditions) and power hungry characters are the only one that should drink. You could justify if they distrust Morrigan as well, but why not let her take the fall if it's not a good idea.
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>>150041891
Being old sucks.
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>>150041891

I just want a woman that is from 18 years old to about 28.

Older women have a sad desperation.

And I want a lady that is my age, not older
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>>150041996
Not really aside from the responsibilities and shit. People take you a lot more seriously than in your early-mid 20s, so it's not too bad.
>>150042085
>older women have a sad desperation
Bit blankety, but I've seen it a lot. Probably a better idea to judge on a case by case basis.
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>>150042782
>Bit blankety, but I've seen it a lot. Probably a better idea to judge on a case by case basis.
This is 4chan, no place to be reasonable!
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>>150042085

You're not getting a woman, but a character in a video game. No one of them are really desperate, but Blackfraud.
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>>150042085
The Inquisitor is 30...
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>>150041989

Makes sense to me, but drinking from the well looks like it'll bite me in the ass. I'll make a save state where I drank, and where I didn't drink.
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when is the /dag/+/bwg/ group therapy session starting?
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>>150044240
I'm more interested in a planned invasion
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>>150044516
Will this invasion include the systematic extermination of elves?
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>>150044583
I doubt other communities will discuss elven lore in deep so yes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnssMq6t8TY
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Why are Elves so hated here?

Humans are systematically oppressing them
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>>150047321
Dag is envious of elves.
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>>150047321
I just hate them so fr*ckin much!
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Wow so The Trouble With Darkspawn never got fixed eh? 10/10 job BioWare.
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>>150040572
Why was BSN created to begin with?
To directly communicate with the fans. Since twitter and facebook are all anyone uses now why waste resources on the forum?
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>>150044001
The decision is never relevant again until trespasser
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>>150049302
Go back to bsn, Conal.
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How would your waifu or husbando tuck you in? Mine would lay with me until I fall asleep, kiss my forehead and go back to work for a few hours
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>>150049758

Mine would stalk me, then back stab me in my own dreams.
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>>150049758
She wouldn't. We'd just scissor until we passed out.
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>>150050142
That's very... devoted

>>150050195
That's disgusting
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>>150050301
Disgustingly awesome.
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>>150050774
Disgustingly disgusting
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How do I roleplay as the patriarchy in Inquisition?
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>>150051229
Human, male, white, side with Templars and Gaspard, kill the temple elves
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>>150051229
Play a white cis male, harden Lilianna, don't recruit Sera or Viviene. Belittle Solas. Fuck Cass and dump her. Other stuff.
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>>150051191
Nah. Awesome.
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>>150051804

>Playing as a Dalish that sleeps with an elf that hates being an elf

eww
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>>150051919
I'm gonna fix her, anon. Irt starts with "us cookies", some mind-blowing sex, and before she's knows it, she'll stop hating herself so much but finally letting herself be loved by someone else.

Or some other goofy romantic shit. I don't know. It's Friday night and I'm sad.
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>>150051478
Don't recruit Dorian, IB and Cole either. So, try to have only Varric, Cass, Blackwall and Solas.
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How is the Sera romance?
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>>150052282
I hear it ends badly but I haven't gotten that far. So far it's been nice.
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>>150052418

People lied to you. It only ends badly if your character isn't compatible with her
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>>150052580
wlw pairings are incompatible by definition
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>>150052580
Well whatever. I don't want it spoiled. I've already heard some weird shit about Solas that I didn't want to know. But that's what I get for taking so goddamn long to finish a game.

>>150052668
>wlw
Alright I'd really like to know what that means.
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>>150052753
I wasn't trying to spoil you, just saying the end for them isn't set in stone. It depends on your choices.
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>>150052753
i'm not gonna tell you!
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>>150052956
>I wasn't trying to spoil you
Oh yeah I know. I was just saying. Glad to hear it though I s'pose. Shit's getting pretty dreary here towards the end.
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girls kissing boys...... against their will!!
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Playing as an Elf in Dragon Age depresses me. Walking around in Orlais and watching Orlesians keep Elf servants, and erect monuments over burning down the Dales is a downer. Makes me despise those French pricks.
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>>150055680
The funny thing is that DAI's so whitewashed that elven racism was tone down from DAO and DA2. We don't even see an alienage.
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>>150055839

I do miss shanking Shems in Denerim, but I think even the "subtle" racism in Inquisition works. Since so many areas of the game take place in the Dales, a Dalish inquisitor is constantly reminded of their destroyed ancestral homeland.
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>>150055680
Are elven servants paid and provided with room and board? Are human servants?
As far as erecting monuments over the memories of the elves that proved to be vicious towards them and killed humans for coming into their territories, it's all in understanding that these are the consequences of war. There's bad blood and bitter feelings towards the two races that most likely wouldn't be fixed unless they meet a common enemy or a situation that pushes them together. Sadly, in the end that togetherness gets fucked because of the actions of a loud or violent minority of people, but such is the way of things.
What does Flemeth say? Something about how as long as the music plays we dance? The only utopia is death.
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>>150056449

The Alienage in Val Royeaux has 10,00 Elves in an area the size of Denerim market. Leliana says Orlesians keep Elves as status symbols. Elves in the University of Orlais can't get their writings published unless they have a human co-author.

While it is regrettable how Elves and Humans get along, Orlesians have very poor relations with the elves
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I've only ever played the Mass Effect series. What else is by Bioware worth playing?
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>>150056747
Orlesians have shitty relations with everyone because they're generally just in it for a power play. They treat everyone like lessers and would attempt to get away with more if they thought they could do so. Did you read The Stolen Throne?
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>>150056771

Depend on whether or not you only like Cover-based shooters
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>>150056921
>>150056921

No. How does that go?
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>>150057235
Goes over Maric (Alistair's dad) and Loghain as young adults in the rebellion. Orlais seized power over Ferelden and
put one of their own on the throne.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Age:_The_Stolen_Throne
Just read the plot. Orlesians are dicks.
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>>150056962
I enjoy lots of genres. I think.
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>>150058469

If you like Isometric Games, try Baldur's Gate. If you prefer a more regular RPG, try out the Dragon Age series.
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>>150058669
>Baldur's Gate ... Dragon Age series
Aren't those literally the only other things BioWare has done? I figured the anon was joking by asking what else he'd like, since are the only two answers.

Well, I guess KoToR, right?
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>>150058806

KOTOR 2 is the better one, and it's made by Obsidian.

But both are worth looking into.

Oh, and there's Jade Empire if you want an Eastern martial arts RPG set in China
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>>150058915
BioWare did Jade Empire? Really?

Meh, as far as I'm concerned, Baldur's Gate is still their magnum opus.
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>>150058806
There's Neverwinter Nights too.
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>>150059324

Obsidian also made the better version. But the original does have better mods
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>The faction of soldiers that want freedom and individual rights and don't want to squander their lives in a pointless civil war between a hag and a jingoistic man are portrayed as evil.

Wew, really makes you think, doesn't it?
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>>150061108
...I have no idea what you're talking about.
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oh baby jingo....
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>>150061509

I think it's weird Bioware demonized the Freemen, that's what. They're the average folk fighting against terrible mask-wearing nobles
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>>150026816
>gay tripfag fanfiction
>congratulating the "writefag" and seeing nothing wrong with it
>same thread full of patting themselves on the back for being so awesome and superior to /dag/ because they're not "gay"
What a shithole
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>>150063132
It's been that way for years now. Why do you think so many jumped ship to /dag/ when it was created?
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>>150056449
>As far as erecting monuments over the memories of the elves that proved to be vicious towards them and killed humans for coming into their territories, it's all in understanding that these are the consequences of war.

Humans killed elves as well, in fact, that's why the elf girl went nuts and accidentally killed the human lover, her sibling was killed by humans.


Anyway, andrastians/orlais probably created the situation since they wanted the Dales.
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>>150052185
Varros'c gonna be curshed...
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Holy fug, walking bomb is such a fun spell, I decided to take some of the skills I didn't use before and this one is totally worth it, the virulent version you unlock later was a waste of skill points though, the basic version kills everything around it anyway, so the infection thing is useless
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>>150066814
mmoka shaka paaka
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>>150067051
It's annoying in DAO because of friendly fire
Dunno about DAI
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>playing DAO
>barely anything elf or qunari related at all
Thank you...
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>>150069096

Did you play the same game as me? I got mocked constantly as a city elf.
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>>150068479
the virulent version always kills alistair, since he is right in the middle of the enemies, the regular version wounds him badly but leaves him alive, and imo is more useful

>>150069096
>qunari
most people in ferelden dont even know what a qunari is, of course there isn't much content related to them there
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>>150069096
elves and qunari are the BEST part of dragon age
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Behead those who insult milfies
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>>150069809
um.......... lol..........
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>>150071781
>eyes not yellow
Umm
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>>150061605
Oh definitely. Unfortunately while their formation was due to just reasons the game has essentially their entire leadership become corrupt bandits and slavers, in part due to association with Corypheus' forces
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>>150074131

Wow. Hella racist.
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>>150074131
>we wuz the heralds of the new age.jpg
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>>150040360
Josephine is about 28. But yeah, DAI hasn't got any young waifus, which is sad.
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>>150075290
You have sera, she is mentally 6 years old
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hope andromeda is pretty good
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>>150075690
luuul
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>>150075712
jeez chill man u responded so quick
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>>150075784
I'm like a fly, I'm attracted to posts about shit
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It's gonna be a mediocre shooter with LGBT elements
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>>150076016
It's going to be a single player MMO slash wallpaper sim with lame characters who pale in comparison to their predecessors
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>>150076126
>implying their predecessors were good characters
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idk I just want to kill aliens
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>>150076370
>Tali... only a lesbian!
>Liara... only without useful knowledge!
>Grunt... minus the childishness!
>Miranda... only even uglier!!!
>Garrus... with even more best bros 4eva scenes!
Trust me, bioware will find a way
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Fantasy > cyberpunk > sci-fi
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>>150077127
Man, that's a pretty wrong opinion you got there chum.
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>>150064250
You don't like posting in a circlejerk of bitter tripfags who hate their game but can't stop posting about it because waifus, dickgirl porn of them, and "bonding" over it by talking about dicks are the only substitutes of real life relationships they have? What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>150069096
What is the Brecilian forest?
>>150078462
From my point of view, it's you who has a pretty wrong opinion
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>>150078634
Then you should get your eyes checked I think.
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>>150079006
>fantasy
Comfy dwellings and wilderness areas, makes the best escapism areas because it's the furthest removed from reality. However, the writers can both incorporate real world elements into the setting to make the reader/player reflect on their own living situation, or let their imaginations run wild
>cyberpunk
Also comfy thanks to the night-time urban cityscapes, usually stylish, a bit lame how the genre is mostly dead. Games usually have the best gameplay by combining mundane abilities that every human is capable of with speculative technological inventions
>sci-fi
Space has lots of shiny stars and colors I guess. Shooting things with lasers is cool I suppose. Architecture is spartan and minimalist (in most works) at best because apparently leaving their planets made the people dead inside
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How do you get into that ruin in the Emerald Graves? I'm sure I've been inside of it before but I can't remember how.
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>>149861669
She is at least five years older than the Hero of Ferelden.
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>>150080063
It unlocks (with a wartable mission) after weawh, if I remember correctly.
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>>150080802
My HoF was a balding grandpa
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>>150080989
>be a wizened wizard
>still an apprentice with two spells at the age of 60
>Irwin calls you a child
>your best friend is Jowan
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>>150080802
No she isn't?
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>>150081207
>"Good RPG"
kek
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>>150081246
Hello /meg/
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>>150081227
It's very likely that she is older. Everyone canonically treats you like a young greenhorn and morrigan is at least in her mid twenties in DA:O
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>>150081343
Nothing in the game indicates Morrigan's age.

And several origins could well be older. Dwarf Noble springs to mind first and foremost.
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>>150081542
Aren't you canonically younger than Trian? Every Origin intentionally gives you an older friend/relative to show that you're young, they did the same in BG, JE, and NWN2
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>>150081227
The Hero of Ferelden is in his early 20's during the events of Dragon Age:Origins.
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>>150081542

Gaider said she is in her late twenties in DA:O . Later on he was annoyed by age questions and said it's just whatever.
She can't be all too young though, she looks 35ish in DA:I, might as well be a well-aged 40.
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>>150081664
>Aren't you canonically younger than Trian?

Yeah, but Trian's age is never specified either, and your dad is pretty fucking old already.

>>150081830
>Gaider said she is in her late twenties in DA:O

First of all, source? Second of all, age and timelines were never BioWare's (or Gaider's) strong suit. Just look The Stolen Throne and The Calling.
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>>150081830
>Living at mom's until 30
One of us
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>>150082186
Her character description from the toolset
>age 30
>Morrigan lacks the will to care about most things enough to excite herself over them. Her primary concern is her survival. She has a difficult time relating to other people, and feels extremely vulnerable outside of the marsh. Her sense of humor is dark and twisted, and she finds the most morbid things amusing. Her primary goal is to gain skills and knowledge and become a powerful sorceress in her own right. She believes that having a child with the PC's blood will give her access to this power.
>speech pattern: Morrigan does not use contractions and speaks in what almost sounds like poetic verse.
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>>150082186

It was posted by him literally 6-7 years ago, I won't be able to find it. But since he later said the age is just whatever, I guess he retconned his own post. I'm taking that with a grain of salt but also take her looks into account and it kinda just makes sense.
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I was browsing through the toolset some more and remembered that Alistair was supposed to be a stoic older knight at first
>age 32
>A stern-looking young man with a strong chin. Very handsome. Some resemblance to King Cailan.
>His voice is deep but quiet. His tone sharpens into steel when required, but more often he is conciliatory.
Imagine a "very handsome" Alistair with a "deep and quiet" voice
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welp, /meg went full LGBT, Im a /dag/missle now
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>>150083873
This picture reminds me of a dream I had
In it, I was walking my dog (he's a beagle) and we saw a guy with a large black dog with a large chain collar walking towards us. After we passed each other, I realized that my dogger got merged with the monster dog and there was just one pupper with clownish red/blue legs in their place. It still had two leashes so I continued walking the new dog with the other guy while a sense of dread and unease filled me
That's how I feel about this picture
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>>150083873

>Proceeds to post LGBT
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>>150084106
I read this shit 3 times and still have no idea what you are trying to say.
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>>150084438
Point is, that drawing makes it look like Liora and shepard are merging into a single creature thanks to unholy distortions in the fabric of the universe
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>>150084427
I made like 3 gay posts to show how ridiculous these futafags are but 2 or 3 others didnt get it and went full homo. But this was going on for some days now.
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>>150084539
well yes, they merge quite frequently if you know that i mean ;^)
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>>150084427
Lesbianism, not even once
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>>150084758
thats cute af, does DA have good lesbian romances?
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>>150085072
More like creepy
There's a slut and a moeblob in 2 and Sera in 3
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>player_human_violent_male
>Blood-thirsty, but not over the top. He enjoys a good fight, but isn't a serial killer.
>not over the top
CAN I GET YOU A LADDER SO YOU CAN GET OFF MY BACK
CAN I GET YOU A LADDER SO YOU CAN GET OFF MY BACK
CAN I GET YOU A LADDER SO YOU CAN GET OFF MY BACK
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>>150085139
just checked out the wiki, jesus nearly all romances are for both sexes, ME couldve needed that
would go with Leliana, quite beautiful
>>
Ah well, all romance options after DAO are shit, into the trash it goes
wonder if anything will ever be able to top Femshep and Liara
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>>150085549
Please remove yourself and go back to your ghetto.
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>>150085549
Maybe Dragon Age is just not for you
>>
>>150085968
ye no shit, this whole fantasy magic bs is for autists anyway. ME atleast tries to make it sound plausible.

>>150085793
this is the /bwg/ and last I checked ME was developed by BW, so no, I wont remove myself
especially not back to the faggot ciclejerk
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>>150086168

Yo Space Kid is plausible af
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>>150086168
>mass effect fields
>female followers wearing small breather masks in open space
lolololol
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>>150086501
>female followers wearing small breather masks in open space
>he doesnt know about Biotic Barriers
dont feel like an idiot now, but if you wouldve used your brain for a fraction of a second you wouldve realized that all biotics just wear breathers while squadmates without go with the full helmet suit.
But maybe you attention span is just not great enough and you are the perfect picture of a dense dudebro gamer. kys
>>
>>150086852
Biotics are just another word for magic and both is impossible bullshit.
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>>150086852
Nice to know Ash and Kasumi are biotics
>>
>>150083681
I love this cat.
Yeah, I don't know. Steve Valentine's voice made the Alistair they ended up going with for me. It was extremely disappointing to find out that Valentine looked like an angry manlet warlock.
>>
>>150087471
Oh wow. He should get a hair transplant if he really wants to keep long hair.
>>
Fenris...
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>>150086943
>magic
>bullshit
Heh, I bet you don't even practice astral projection
>>150087471
I burst out laughing the first time I saw him, you kind of assume that characters at least somehow resemble their voice actors
>>
>>150087668
Is a puddle of Gaider's diarrhea.....
>>
>>150087927
Greedily slurping it up, savoring every last drop...
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>>150088000
Yes, that's about what I'd expect of a DA2 fan
>>
>>150088124
>not wanting to be Gaider's sex slave
Why are you even here?
>>
>>150088296
Certainly not to falseflag by posting disgusting shit
>>
I remember reading that Gaider has very poor social skills (as in he's overly anxious when talking to strangers who aren't fanboys) and smells like mold and cat piss from someone who allegedly worked at bioware back when Something Awful still had an active DA community. Of course, it might have been pure lies, but it matches my mental image of him
>>
>>150088804
That's hot.
>>
>>
What a nice and helpful guy
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>>150080852
Danke
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What a rude and disrespectful guy
>>
Wait a second... I think... Perhaps... Maybe... I've been tricked....
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>>150092781
Look at this face... >>150090846
Do you really think he'd lie to you?
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I wish I could make SFM porn
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>>150093335
Could it really be... Damn sneaky shems with their clever tricks!
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>>150094302
What would you make?
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>>150094302

Me too...
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>>150094668
. . .
SFM porn
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>>150094668
Intricate scenes of elves dismembering humans (who are represented by the ganados from RE4)
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>>150094914
About what to expect of this place...
>>150094743
And you?
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>>150095084

>And you?
New material is slowly dwindling...
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>>150094657
Is that Garrett?
>>
Need a Dragon Age or Mass Effect strategy game...
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>>150096145
Not every black haired male with a beard is him...
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I'm gonna add a "Sales" section to the new thread, so we can easily see sales, and add and remove them without messing with the "News" section as much
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>>150097141
Good idea
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>>150097141
DAI is always on sale lmao
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https://www.amazon.com/Dragon-Age-Inquisition-Inquisitors-Xbox-One/dp/B00PWEO0LY
Hurry up and buy! It's the last one left !!!
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>>150097612
>+ $8.94 shipping
Do you think money grows on trees??
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>>150097687
> Bought it through gamestop and corners of the box were coming off. Shield you get was broke. Also one of the statues was broke. For the amount of money I paid it was definitely not worth it. The stuff is cool but the way that either Bioware made it or gamestop handled my package I cannot recommend this product to anyone.
>>
Grrr I'll Andraste YOU
>>150097851
>Awesome gaming experience!!! Feel extremely fortunate to have the Inquisitor's Edition!!! KEEP the GAMES a ROLLING IN BIOWARE!!! YOU ROCK!!!
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>>150097612

The fuck...? Why would anyone.....
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>>150098017
>on February 24, 2016
>Verified Purchase
>doesn't even come with the DLC
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>>150098231
>caring about "game" stuff when you can have amazing things like
Highly detailed exclusive Inquisitor's Edition case produced by TriForce measures approximately 8.5" x 13.5" x 14.5" The case is individually wrapped in faux reptile skin, has the mark of the Inquisitor stamped on top in gold foil, with an interior fitted with imprinted red silk.
Inquisitor full scale, six piece, lock tool set
One set of four full scale map markers each approximately measuring 3.5" x 3.5" x 4"
Inquisitor's Badge
Quill and Inkpot
40-page Inquisitor's Journal
Orlesian Coins
Limited edition SteelBook case to house your copy of the game
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>>150098017
>KEEP IT UP NAMCO!!!! You ROCK!!! Love the Collector's Edition!!!
>Just as expected!!! Awesome!!! Great game experience!!! Keep it coming Konami!!!
>Awesome game and collector's edition!!!! LOVE the gaming experience!!!! Highly recommend this game for anyone enjoying the RPG experience. KEEP ON KEEPING ON!!!!

>you will never be a professional shill
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>>150099276

>Implying EA lets them hire someone for it
Gaider samefagged personally in the amazon comment section
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>>150099672
He paid for his collector's edition with his own money
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http://green-gecko.tumblr.com/post/148172186487/this-one-took-quite-a-bit-of-work-but-i-think-it
. . .
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>>150100057
http://66.media.tumblr.com/dea16cac2f9017dddcaff5a0b6be35a4/tumblr_ob3q6wgj5s1v7rzi0o5_1280.png
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>>150100057
At least they don't have penises I guess
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>>150100218
>those biceps on Morrigan
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>>150100057

>This took quite a bit of work
>This
I didn't imagine it to be easy but oh boy
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>>150100434
10 years for carrying Kieran...
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Com89LQVUAA4wvd.jpg
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>>150100531
She only has to carry his weight a little during breastfeeding
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Thread is ready...
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>>150101672
Use the morrigan dick comparsion as OP
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>>150101672
Don't use the morrigan dick comparison as OP
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>>150101825
Shut up, you love SPH
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>>150101871
>>150101871
>>150101871
>>150101871

>>150101726
hehehe... nope!

>>150101825
hehehe... yep!
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