/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General -

first for triss

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beep boop, let's make a band anons

>>149797317
ja vodyanoi ja vodyanoi!

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>>149795710
It means he's in a better place now

Hush, hush or she'll blush~ (by Pryce68)
Triss, Triss, what a Miss! (lol, by LaPadite)
Triss, Triss, a perfect kiss! (by msanx)
Triss, Triss, Geralt's true bliss! (by msanx)

>>149797567
Poor Triss.

She has to watch how her friend Yen gets rejected.

my geralt left yen for triss and then years later i show up and fix yens broken heart and we live the rest of our lives happily together

>>149796849
>Make CD Projekt Rad Again
What do I do?

Roche is shit

>>149797461
>The La Valettes sold out to Nilfgaard
>Roche sold out to Nilfgaard
>Iorveth sold out to Nilfgaard
Hael Her'zaer! E'er y gloir.

>>149797787
That's nice, with who made you Yen hook up?


>>149797853
Heh, Yen always want the things she can't get.

>>149797461
>The last thing Emhyr sees.gif

That's where Iorveth was all game. Nilfgaard, waiting to assassinate the Emperor.

>>149798054
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLfHD2EULns
Nah. Iorveth's dead and so is CDPR.

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>>149797906
Voice your displeasure wherever and however you can. I know it's hard, but we must become as the Trissfag. Demonstrate a heretofore silent but large segment of the core fanbase is concerned. Maybe then they will change direction.

>>149797567
>>149797853
>>149797787
>>149797985
>>149798070
Spammers and waifufags pls go

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>>149798191
>>Nah. Iorveth's dead and so is CDPR.

>Necromancy is evil, they said
>It always ends badly, they said

>>149798191
But Faolitiarna did escape and went to Zerrikania with Dijkstra and Mun.

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>>149798054
>>149798191
>So riddled with arrows he resembled a hedgehog.

>mfw Emhyr causes his enemies to turn into hedgehogs before they die

>>149798729
It's like pottery

What do you think the voice actors thought when they were called in to record emergency waifu dialogue?

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>>149798729
He's gone too far this time

>>149799095
RIP Shilard

>>149799264
>RIP Shilard
>Sincerely, VE

ftfy

http://poal.me/vpxor7

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>>149797461
>mfw reading about the W3 quests Iorveth was supposed to be featured in
>mfw his relationship with Roche was going to be heavily touched upon in W3

>>149800450
Reminder that Triss content cannibalized this

>>149797985
>with who made you Yen hook up?
u wot m8

>>149800886
He's autistic, he has trouble with language.

>>149800028
Stop spamming you fucking shit

>>149800973
>>149800886
>waifus yen
>calls others autistic
kek

KEK

>>149801341
yen is my waifu and i did not call anyone autistic

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>>149801341
I didn't even mention Yen

>>149801439
Fuck off waifufag

>>149800450
I can understand that CDPR can't take the already huge W3 and add another start off point based on the existence of Vergen and the non human alliance. However, why not simply slip in information about how the alliance collapsed due to inner strife? Dwarves and Elves don't get along all that well anyway and Dandelion even mentions in his W2 narration that "if not for Henselt's army making camp nearby, the whole rabble would have been at each other's throats in no time".

Then they could have dropped that alternate reality and simply have Iorveth appear in a side quest somewhere, involving Scoia'tael and some delicious morality tale about 'one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter' etc. I'm sure they could have thought of a plausible reason for Saskia's withdrawal, at least for the time being. It might have been a bit of a cop out but a lot more satisfying than having some guy mentioning Iorveth in passing, letting you over hear it, if you are lucky. That's so pathetic they might as well have left it out.

Considering CDPR's track record so far, W3 is amazing and I loved the previous games too, I was convinced they were saving Iorveth for a DLC. But now it looks like he will remain simply forgotten, disappointing the many players that choose his half of the W2 game.

CDPR deserves a slap on the wrist for that one.

My Geralt is allergic to peanuts

>>149801527
I will never get over people being outraged over MUH TRISS not having enough waifu lines, but hardly hearing a peep over Iorveth being cut and never restored.

You people asked for this future

>>149801527
>>149801663
Don't even have to do that. Just have some random Siege of Vergen dialogue or talk about Nilfgaard passing them by because they're pretty irrelevant to them. Leave a token force to keep them locked up then move on.

>>149801663
because hardly anyone went down the iorveth path first time through the game and so dont care as much about it as a major character like triss

>>149801819
>because hardly anyone went down the iorveth path first time through the game
[citation needed]

>and so dont care as much about it as a major character like triss
Triss isn't a major character outside of TW1.

>>149801964
>One of the main love interests
>Not major
People care more about her than shitty Iorveth. Most people chose Roche. Get over it.

>>149801819
>hardly anyone went down the iorveth path

>choosing the "we were so poor, my mommy had to work as a whore to support us" path
>ever

>>149802226
Being a love interest doesn't make someone a major character.

> Most people chose Roche.
Wouldn't be surprised. But "hardly ayone went down Iorveth's path the first time"? Come on. Even if that were true (it isn't), hardly anyone that played TW3 played TW2 anyway. So why have Roche, for that matter?

why are Trissfags Brochefags so often?

>>149802330
Both paths were really good tbqh

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>>149800450
>Ge'els was originally planed to be a Wild Hunt general, you would have fought him in an area called the Spiral, the gas world you visit in Through Time and Space
>you would have fought Caranthir in Skellige; more people were also planned to show up there, like Keira, Iorveth and Sile
>the final battle with Eredin and the Hunt would have been in Novigrad, with Nilfgaardian and Redanian forces battling in the background
>there's also a subplot where Emhyr would have tried to arrest the lodge members

>>149802781
CDPR pls learn time budgeting

pls

pls

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>>149802781
>we missed out on more keira
this makes me mad

oh my god im mad

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>>149802781
Just end it

>>149802913
Do not worry, Anonymous! We have seen all the feedback on Reddit and our official forums and now know exactly what you guys, the fans, want! You will not be disappointed in what surprises we have in store for you in the future!
Regards, Marcin #7 from Adobe Reader Installation

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>>149803025

>>149802781
>>there's also a subplot where Emhyr would have tried to arrest the lodge members
Yep. Apparently, if you romanced Yen, Triss would have done something to help her escape and vice versa.

I believe this is why in the epilogue Emhyr says that he won't "pursue her". I think that was left over.

>>149803194
I am placated. CDPR is my good personal friend. Fuck off haters

>>149803317
>Apparently, if you romanced
Anyone else cringe a little when they see this verb thanks to association video game waifufags?

In any case, the cut dialogue I saw was Yen giving the Lodge to Emhyr, which was their mysterious deal that is never elaborated on in the final game.

>>149803025
>we could've had Isengrim
FUCK MY LIFE

>>149803540
>Implying he's not part of Zerrikanian Borderlands DLC

>>149803540
CDPR doesn't care about any pre-existing characters anymore unless they can somehow turn them into waifus, whether from the books or the previous games

>>149803445
I'm not a waifufag. Forgive me for using a term that triggers your sensibilities so much.

>>149803682
I wasn't telling you to shut up or accusing you of anything. Just wondering if anyone else had developed such a negative association with it. Sorry.

>>149802781
If they cut all of that content so as not to over-complicate things, why does the narrative still feel rushed and lacking in cohesive direction?

>>149803813
Yeah, in that case, it annoys me too when used like that.

>>149803909
Because they didn't cut it to not over-complicate things. They cut it because they ran out of time and already delayed the game twice.

Marcin cannot into budgeting time and money

Shani is perfection.

>>149803909
CDPR's vision has always outweighed their financial support. Cyberpunk stands to the first time they actually have enough resources to do more of what they want.

>>149807215
Their vision will just grow all the greater for it. It's admirable in a way, but without post release support in the for of Enhanced Editions it dooms them to making unfinished games.

>>149798956
"Geralt, just lock yourself indoors with Yen and have sex for a couple of weeks."
Cirilla of Vengerberg

Is it possible to persuade Radovid that I wasn't there when Henselt died in Witcher 2?

>tfw level 45
>tfw can't let go of Iris

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So I'm not the first one to notice this wall right?

Also sorry my screenshot looks shit, idk why

>>149811435
No, I noticed.
the strange penis looking thing seems to be an actual letter, though. Guess someone got inspired.

Mr. Merigold: Who is this scoundrel and what's he doing in my house?
Triss: Please papa...this is Geralt..my..
Mr. Merigold: This guy? Triss dear, are you joking?
Geralt: Please Mr. Merigold, I assure you...
Mr. Merigold: Oh, I'm just kidding son...come, give me a hug.
Geralt:You're quite a jester Mr. Merigold...
Mr. Merigold: Thank you for making my daughter happy, son.
Triss: Hihihihi
Geralt:Hihihihi
Mr.Merigold: I love you my children.

My Geralt goes by Geralt Merigold

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>Shoot vyvern dealing 1 dmg
>falls into water
>dies
>still hear it breathe

>>149815419
Mine too, it's a beautiful surname.

is it weird that i find that witcher 3 looks better at night?

>>149817427
I don't know if it looks better, but I definitely prefer the night time atmosphere more.

>>149809328
Sometimes you have to let go, just like taking the rose is ultimately the correct choice, even if it hurts.

>>149815875
>Oh shit a witcher
>Fuck he's gonna kill me
>Let's try flying
>Motherfucker, since when witchers carry crossbows
>OH NO I AM SHOT
>I AM SO SHOT
>I AM FALLING
>OH NO I FELL INTO THE WATER
>AND DIED
>now just gotta keep quiet and play dead, maybe he'll fuck off

>lambert got a happy ending
:333333

>>149822505
>tfw Keira and Lambert will settle down and have four beautiful children
:3

EskelxTriss > KeriaxLambert

>>149823051
>tfw Lambert will beat all four of his children
:3

>>149824021
He was against torturing Uma though but that may have been a personal vendetta against witcher shit

>>149824021
He's learnt from his father, he'd never do that!

>>149823051
they'll be sick of each-other in half a year.

Yen is basically a nazi if you think of it

>>149824465
Abusees often become abusers

>>149824729
And Yen, like Hitler, did nothing wrong

Best couples:

Geralt x Triss
Yennefer x Istredd
Keira x Lambert
Philippa x Dijkstra
Dandelion x Priscilla
Eskel x his goat

I can imagine Keira and Lambert living in a trailer park and Lambert wears a wife beater and just drinks light beer while Keria is pregnant all the fucking time and they just stay together out of spite.

They're that kind of couple to me.

>>149825402
It's not nice to call Triss a goat.

>>149825402
Geralt x Yennefer
Philippa x Mind-Raped Saskia

imho

>>149825468
The neighbors can hear them argue every night. Sometimes Lambert sleeps on Geralt's couch while Keira laughs at how fat Yen's gotten.

How the fuck am I supposed to not get 1shotted by batattack.

>>149825616
Triss is cuddled up in Kovir with Geralt, Eskel fucks his goat in the ass alone in the woods.

>>149825731
I can accept Phil, but Geralt and Triss are made for each other.

>>149826213
>but Geralt and Triss are made for each other.
They have very little in common really. They'll be divorced within two years.

>>149826418
>implying they would even get married in the first place

>>149825875
Yen will lose the weight, Geralt will feel something other than the rush he gets playing Gwent, and Ciri will come down and they'll ignore the fact that she smells like Papa and they'll be an actual family again.

>>149826726
>Yen will lose the weight, Geralt will feel something other than the rush he gets playing Gwent, and Ciri will come down and they'll ignore the fact that she smells like Papa and they'll be an actual family again.
Pipe dreams. Embrace the darkness

>>149826418
They give each other exactly what they need. Geralt found harmony, he can finally retire and have a peaceful, loving relationship. It was wild and fun with Yen, they tried many times, but that just never worked. With Triss it will be different, better.

Triss on the other hand finally got to know true love, something she craved for a long time and with a man she loved for years. She also has her dream job, all is perfect for her. Triss and Geralt will live happily ever after, until Geralt dies of old age in her bed.

>>149827114
They have nothing to talk about and conflicting worldviews. In time the lure of the new and the opposite will fade and resentment will start to set in over their disparate needs.

>>149826726
>implying they would even get married in the first place
I don't think they will ever get married, their love is beyond that, their bond is unbreakable and doesn't need some title.

>>149827289
That's good because mages can't marry in the Redanian Empire.

Ciri was sitting cross-legged on the ground, paying great attention to cards at hand. Geralt tried to teach her some Gwent one lazy afternoon and unfortunately, she didn't seem to understand card games at all. He threw a spy with a backward motion, his superior tactics granting him two additional siege cards. Ciri pouted and threw her deck in the air, then kicked at the match cards and walked off.

Geralt wasn't going to let that one slide. She makes fun of my horse, fine. She insults my beard, fine by me. She drinks all my apple juice? Okay! But disrespecting Gwent? Fuck no.

– Come over here – he barked at her.
– I won't. Your game of chance bores me.
– It's a game of skill, cunt. Come over here.

Ciri approached him exasperated, a her face a mask of shock.

– Did you just call me a cunt?
– I did. You're shit at cards. You insult my superior tactics, call me a lucker. Well guess what, Ciri. You're no longer a kid. I will no longer restrain myself.

Geralt grabbed her by the neck and bent her down, quickly unsheathed his silver sword began smacking ass with the flat of the blade. She shouted in pain for a while, then began moaning. Oh no, thought Geralt. Not again.

– M-more – she begged, some strange obsession in her eyes. Her hands already began unbuttoning her shirt.

The witcher sighed and took off his pants and breeches. Ciri instantly got to his giant mutated cock and began sucking furiously, pulling painfully at his majestic albino bush. Geralt patted her head in a preoccupied manner and thought of Yennefer sucking Triss' tits to make himself hard. His cock instantly hardened, seemingly because of Ciri's tongue covering it with tons of slobber.

She's my daughter, he thought. I have to make her happy, otherwise what kind of a father am I? He thought about Yen playing nude Gwent with Triss, making himself jizz violently. Ciri slurped at his fluorescent semen and let out a muffled gasp of comfort.

It's my duty. My destiny. My daughter.

>>149827224
Their bond goes beyond differing world views, it's more personal.

>>149827375
But Geralt and Triss live in Kovir, I'm sure Tancred would be a good fellow and allow mage marriage.

>>149827791
Kovir has been incorporated into Greater Redania, citizen.

>>149827963
I let Radovid win the war in my favorite playthrough, I'm sure Triss and Geralt will take care of each and find a peaceful place to live. Radovid can't do shit to them.

>>149827791
Geralt lives on the floor of a brothel in Toussaint debt ridden and covered in scabies.

>>149828184
That's your Geralt who got sick of his fat , drunk wife Yennefer.

My Geralt gets tickled by Triss' butterfly spells every night in Kovir.

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I love shani's leggings

>>149828463
>My Geralt gets tickled by Triss' butterfly spells every night in Kovir.
That's just DT's. Geralt hasn't had his medicine for awhile

>>149828463
Your Geralt sounds like a fag.

Also, Yen's not fat. She's just going through a growth spurt.

>>149828702
Oh no, it's all real, Triss summons a bunch of butterflies and orders them to tickle Geralt. They always make gentle love afterwards (Geralt and Triss, butterflies just fly around to create the mood).

>>149825903
Roll the moment sound stops and they start flying. If you're too close they'll still 1shot you. Also whoever decided to not make save points between phases is a fucking retard.

>>149828973
I lost brain cells reading this sentence.

>>149828781
>Your Geralt sounds like a fag.
There's nothing gay about getting butterfly tickles from a beautiful sorceress.

>>149829121
Good, good.

dont feed the spammer

>>149798729
>yen will never be this cute again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auk3S1rRuZU

>>149832423
They forced it too hard in B&W.

I am going to start stalking Triss.

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>>149800450
>>his relationship with Roche was going to be heavily touched upon in W3


A regular son of a whore

>>149841729
>implying Iorveth isn't Roche's ex-boyfriend

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who /bestGirl here?

>>149844104
The queen of Skellige isn't some "girl" you mongrel swine.

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>>149844104

Whose asshole tastes better: Yen or Triss?

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>Lugos ran away after electing best Cracht
>no longer on my map for the gwent quest
This doesn't bode well for Skellige or my deck. Does he reappear or did I just miss out?

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>>149848627

You're fucked

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tfw no quest to capture Philippa and hand her over to Radovid

>>149844227

So annoyed they copped out on that kiss scene.

So I'm wandering around the woods and this fuckin' tree starts talking to me, I track it to the cave underneath and now this tree spirit is trying to convince me to free it. This feels important, since it says it was trapped by the crones I've been putting off meeting while I explore. Wat do?

>still no last wish book
why even inhale

stupid postman

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>>149849897
Jokes on you, he reappeared after I did some other things.

>>149850117
Read the book She Who Knows and then make your decision.

>>149849901
Phil is a giant scheming bitch but she's useful. Giving someone this useful to king crazypants is just wrong.

>>149850761
I don't really care how useful she is though, I just want to her suffer. She was a cunt in the books, a cunt in the second game and still a cunt in the third.

>>149850565

>>149850565

T...that just makes it harder. This is one of those things where I feel like shit is going to get fucked up no matter what I do, since so far this game looooves demanding you make choices with no happy endings or horrible unforeseen consequences.

Fuck, I love this. Haven't felt this deeply invested in a game since Dark Souls.

>>149851124
You can just leave it for now as the main quest will take you there. Perhaps you will have more context at that point.

>>149851124
I'd wait until you advance further. And yes, people argue endlessly about what the correct decision is.

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I'm playing through 3 again and I've noticed something that's really annoying me.
After bald mountain you have a cutscene of Geralt and Ciri walking up to the gates of Novigrad and see fuck huge Redanian banners flying over them where they used to display the Novigrad heraldry. Seemingly half of the Temply guard within the city have been replaced with Redanian soldiers and yet when Geralt talks to Dandelion and Zoltan, who you even ask if you have missed anything while you were out and about, neither of them say a fucking thing. Then the cutscene ends and you walk over to talk to them and everyone else in the tavern but there is still nothing. At that point I went for walkabouts through the city to see if any of the random NPCs would have any lines of dialogue related to this and am yet to find any.

For such a build up of how important a city this is and how both sides desperately want it it seems rather retarded that nobody deems this development to be of any importance.

>>149857197
Hmmm, true.
I assumed that it was natural, with witch hunters already in the city and Redania fucking with the four families...

I tormented the GOG version of the game and I can't for the life of me install the hud friendly mod. I'm running it on patch 1.21 and I followed every instruction along with script merger bs, custom localization, and that one random mod that bypasses script errors. Is there anyone that can walk me through this?


This is pretty aggravating

About to go into Hearts of Stone after finishing the main story for the first time. I hear you get cool mutation in Blood and Wine though, would there be any problem if I were to get the powers first and then go back to the first DLC? Not sure if it's going to fuck up scaling or whatever.

>>149859556
Nah.
But you shouldn't do anything else, like rebuilding Corvo Vianco and stuff.

>>149859556
>mutations
Are they worth it? Only played a vanilla game before, just started a playthrough to beat the game with DLCs.

>>149857197
Yeah, that was pretty jarring. I thought I hadn't been paying proper attention initially and that this had all been explained. Especially after the huge deal they made to how important Novigrad was.

>>149857197
Cut content. Everything after the KM battle feels quite rushed, like they only included the bare bones key points needed to develop the story. Characters like Rita and Fringilla only get a couple of lines of dialogue. Sheala if alive gets a meaningless cameo. The entire white frost conclusion is a rushed nonsensical mess. Novigrad getting taken over offscreen and no one having any comments about it is simply part of a larger issue.

>>149857197
I remember there was a difference in Novigrad between helping Triss save the mages (hang nonhumans) or not (hang mages), but I can't for the life of me remember when that triggers.
I can't remember anymore whether it was Ugly Baby that made the quest (Now or Never) fail or Isle of Mists? The latter seems more likely - in which case that difference would be shown once you return from Bald Mountain with Ciri...
Anyone help me out?

>>149860765
>Are they worth it?
Most definitely. The only possible flaw might be making the game too easy - but you can always disable them. Really, the added perks are pretty tasty, albeit a bit expensive. If you want to use them, may be worth it to keep a few AP (if you can spare them).

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game needs more qt elves

>>149798246
>Demonstrate a heretofore silent but large segment of the core fanbase is concerned. Maybe then they will change direction.
What did they do? Add DRM?

>>149862707
Yeah, when you go with Yen to rescue Rita and Sie.
Zoltan helps if they are hunting mages. If not, they hunt non humans and is too risky for him to go to Oxenfurt

>>149866443
After dark and tragic HoS they made B&W which is generally light-hearted and happy.

>>149866443
Cranked pandering up to 11

>>149866615
So?

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:3

>>149850565
She Who Knows is Crone propaganda

>>149869187
Crones are propaganda.

>>149866824
It's not simply about being light-hearted.
The problem is, partly, one of priority. CDPR, for example, saw fit to add more cringeworthy waifu shit, instead of, say, giving cardboard villain Eredin any sort of personality or anything worthwhile to say.
Some people, I assume you are not one of them, aren't entirely happy with the level of pandering, fourth wall breaking and whimsy in BaW, where resources were spent on a waifu-shack, but the main quest is bordering on the nonsensical and main characters are lacking depth.
BaW has moments where it shines, but as a sendoff, it isn't all it could have been.

>>149857197
Cut content

the tree spirit is supposed to be the crones crazy mad mother, or is it just a powerful druid that the crones killed to rule velen? I guess we will never know for sure

>>149869379
3 minutes of waifu content, anon.

>>149866443
Neglect to fix the final act of the game with an EE, instead adding waifu dialogue and a pandering expansion that is their worst writing to date.

>>149869593
That's only one of many objections raised, anon.

>>149869571
It's likely another example of whatever the Crones are but that doesn't mean the story of She Who Knows is correct. It's in their interest to justify their usurpation. Do they seem noble and caring to you at any other point?

>>149869379
Where do you get 4th wall breaking except for Geralt's seductive smile at the very end of the expansion?

>>149869795
>Where do you get 4th wall breaking
Did you not do any sidequests or something?

>seductive smile
u wut

>>149869734
>Do they seem noble and caring to you at any other point?

Well as long as they keep getting their delicious children and severed ears they do seem to help the local hicks every now and then.

>>149869914
The local hicks are pigs raised for slaughter

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What was the point?

>>149869795
>Where do you get 4th wall breaking except for Geralt's seductive smile at the very end of the expansion?
Off the top of my head, joystick trophy and the Equine Phantoms sidequest. I didn't do a completionist run by any means so I'm sure there's more.

>>149870106
To prove Letho did nothing wrong

>>149870280
He did though. He didn't start with memovid.

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>>149870106
>Síle de Tansarville would have survived being tortured and accompanied Margarita during the final portions of the game.
>The Wild Hunt would have used their magic to freeze part of Novigrad's bay, creating a giant ice floe.
>The fight between the Nilfgaardian ships, the Skellige fleet, and the Wild Hunt's flagship, Naglfar, would have occurred in Novigrad.
>Rather than taking place in Skellige, the battle between Ciri and Caranthir would have involved Ciri skating around on this destructible floe, dodging the mage's spells as he tore apart the ice around her.
>Likewise, the battle between Geralt and Caranthir would have happened here, including the portion where Caranthir teleports Geralt to the ocean depths.
>Ciri would have escaped from Naglfar on a ship.
>Aside from the names mentioned above, characters present for this sequence would have included Triss, Yennefer, Philippa Eilhart, Síle de Tansarville, Margarita Laux-Antille, Fringilla Vigo, Keira Metz, Radovid, Zoltan, Dandelion, Donar an Hindar, Crach an Craite, Hjalmar, Avallac'h and Eredin.

Ask Marcin

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>the emperor of Nilfgaard's study is guarded by two fucking infantry soldiers
I will forever stay mad. Even Henselt's tent was better guarded than that.

>>149872850
Was his tent inside a castle manned by his army?

>>149872983
Better question is, where the fuck was Dethmold during that quest? Was he busy fucking himself with a wooden dildo or something?

>>149872850
It's not even his study or castle technically

>>149873148
Dead.

I want to hold hands with Triss Merigold.

I want to fuck Triss Merigold.

I want to marry Triss Merigold.

>>149875407
Me too.

#killallwaifufags

>>149872850
>two infantry men

Who are probably hand picked for loyalty and paid quite handsomely for the privilege of not killing the Emperor.

You know, that was how guardsmen used to operate in Medieval times, right? Take some peasant sap, pay him to be loyal, then fucking forget about him.

Very rare for a man to be killed by his own guards.

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>The Wild Hunt was going to attack Novigrad. This was supposed to happen after the attack on Kaer Morhen. It's safe to say that this was replaced with the events on Skellige. There was also work being done on a destroyed main square in Novigrad, perhaps remnants of when the Wild hunt was supposed to attack there.

>There are also some notable changes to the ending story scenes. Originally, Ciri was to marry someone when she became Empress. If the North continued to fight and Emhyr died, General Voorhis was to become the new Emperor of Nilfgaard.

>An “Orgy Arena” was one of the locations mentioned during the development of the Sabbath quest on Bald Mountain. There is also mention of ritual suicides taking place, and the atmosphere in general sounds a lot darker. On a personal note, I'm disappointed that this never made it into the game. The whole cult around the Crones felt a bit off to me, and the fact that they cut quite a bit of content could be the reason for that.

>A manticore nest was meant to appear in Kaer Morhen. Manticore’s were also going to be enemies in the game.

>Additional Nilfgaardian camps were set to appear near the Baron’s castle in Velen and near Ard Skellig in Skellige.

>Lara Dorren's grave is mentioned as location in No Man’s Land, possibly from one of the removed main quests.

Why did they even bother?

>>149873475
Not on Iorveth's path.

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>>149877310
d-do DLC NOW!

>>149877310
Way to make me depressed.

Am I hindering my gameplay if I don't play this game with any mods? Are there any essential mods that I should download?

I've been trying to get them to run for a few hours and no success.

I'd really like to get friendly hud working but there's always a compilation script error.

>>149879294
Always full EXP
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/820/?

Gwent plus
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1634/?

>>149879294
There are no essential mods

>>149871105
God fucking damn it, this was the ending the series deserved

>>149877310
>>There are also some notable changes to the ending story scenes. Originally, Ciri was to marry someone when she became Empress. If the North continued to fight and Emhyr died, General Voorhis was to become the new Emperor of Nilfgaard.
There's still one throwaway line kind of like this but I guess they took it out because it hurt the players' feels.

>>149878579
NEVER

EVER

EVER

>>149878918
Shit taste but that's Gamefaqs for you. It's always been that way.

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Let's see this

http://poal.me/wlqaho
http://poal.me/wlqaho
http://poal.me/wlqaho

>>149880515
blood and wine is goat

>>149880571
It's ok. Nothing to write home about.

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>mfw there are really people that would rather have meme adventures in waifushack land than a finished conclusion to the series

>>149880976
I enjoy my Geralt's waifushack.

My Geralt thinks scabies are caused by an imbalance of bodily humours

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>>149880976
CDPR did say from the get-go that they weren't going to make an enhanced edition

>>149881565
Yeah but they've lied before. Also what does that have to do with the poll?

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If they did this masterpiece without time, imagine what w3 could have been if they had 1 or 2 years more for development

>>149881826
Or if they just scaled back on some stuff to make the main quest finishable.

>>149881945
>Or if they just scaled back on some stuff to make the main quest finishable
eleborate

>>149881994
Spend less resources on side quests and more on the main quest. Trim back less necessary bits of the main story (much of Novigrad), even.

Reminder that CDPR split the studio into two major teams at the beginning of TW3 development. One team was sent to work on Cyberpunk and the other continued working on TW3. When things got too hectic, the CP team was sent back to work on TW3 when it was already in the middle of development.

Imagine if CDPR was better at project and resource management.

>>149882214
>you will never live in a world where waifufags do not exist and Marcin isn't a lethargic vegan

>>149882267
Marcin is the hero of all waifufags, more waifus in CP please, Mr. Iwinski. There are people on the official forums working on a Geralt and Yen wedding mod right now. I hope that it makes clear to CDPR what their fans really want.

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>>149882562
>There are people on the official forums working on a Geralt and Yen wedding mod right now. I hope that it makes clear to CDPR what their fans really want.
No this cannot be happening
Please tell me this isn't true

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>>149882562
>more waifus in CP please,

>asking Marcin for child pornography

THIS IS THE NEW AUDIENCE

>>149882562
>>149882780
>There are people on the official forums working on a Geralt and Yen wedding mod right now. I hope that it makes clear to CDPR what their fans really want.
Oh for fuck's sake. Waifufags really can ruin any character.

>>149882780
Yes, it's true, people want their waifus and are giving CDPR a hint about the future direction they should take.

I don't care about the mod that much, because I love Triss, but I'm glad people are showing their love for waifu content. It actually looks decent and a lot of work has been put into it.

http://forums.cdprojektred.com/threads/114011-The-Witcher-Farewell-of-The-White-Wolf

i'm calling fbi on all the waifufags

i'm calling fbi on YOU

>>149883170
but i'm not a pedo waifufag so they wouldn't be interested in me

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>First the waifufags came for Shani, and I did not speak out, because I gave Alvin to Triss.

>Then they came for the Triss, and I did not speak out, because I did not like Triss.

>Then they came for the Ciri, and I did not speak out, because I was not a Cirispammer

>Then they came for Yennefer, and there was no one left to speak for me.

-Albert Einstein

>>149883224
>Geralt, Dandelion, and Yennefer see the CDPR forums for the first time

>>149882936
>asking Marcin for child pornography
We prefer our waifus legal, I'm sure Marcin will deliver with some lovely waifus. I can't wait to see Triss and Yen of Cyberpunk.

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>>149883398
>I can't wait to see Triss and Yen of Cyberpunk.

>>149883586
You always need a good waifu war to promote your waifus. Cyberpunk better deliver, I want to defend my new waifu online.

>>149883810
Get a real girlfriend and defend her.

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>>149883081
>http://forums.cdprojektred.com/threads/114011-The-Witcher-Farewell-of-The-White-Wolf

>>149883897
Boring...

>>149883956
Making your waifu your wife. The ultimate love expression mod.

Is there some way to isolate the waifufag gene? Or perhaps at least restore to them the ability to experience shame?

>>149886149
No, and there is nothing shameful about love.

>>149886254
There is shame in being in love with an imaginary thing.

>>149886254
>>>/r9k/

>>149886342
But what an imaginary thing it is.

Ciri is the supreme waifu

>>149886591
She has potential, we'll see in TW4, but for now Triss and Yen reign supreme.

>>149886519
>>149886591
>>149886714
This is just sad. Remember when these characters actually had a valuable function in the story and weren't just fap bait? This franchise deserves better than you guys.

>>149886149
You don't need to, they'll never pass on their genes anyway.

>>149886860
W-what if we're carrying it as a masked recessive? I will not raise a waifufag son.

>>149886809
I never fap to my waifu.

>>149887076
There is such a thing as mental and emotional masturbation. The caricature you render these characters into is without value. There is no thought involved, no themes, no drama. Just "so kawaii!" wankery.

>>149886942
Over a few generations they (or you, if you have it) will go extinct. Don't worry, just let natural selection do what it does

>>149886942
Waifuism is born from loneliness
The best way to prevent the creation of a new one is to ensure he never gets so lonely that he seeks companionship from fictional characters

>>149887378
Maybe he should try to make himself less tremendously unappealing so he doesn't have to. Meanwhile, let us ridicule them to deny them safe harbor.

>>149887243
Why do you even care how other people perceive these characters, it doesn't stop you from valuing them based on your own merits. I can enjoy my waifu any way I see fit.

>>149880247
No, they just didn't have time to implement all of the variables.

>>149887636
>Why do you even care how other people perceive these characters,
It influences the developers and leads to a reduced quality of said character writing. Your type will swallow any tripe they shit out if it has your waifu. Some of us are more exacting. Logically, to please the most people and therefore make the most money, CDPR must be disabused of the idea that you exist in great numbers and that you will not purchase their games if they do not pander to you.

>>149887809
>Papa Emhyr

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>>149887965
Yes, I'm posting from within my alcove.

>>149887965
>It influences the developers and leads to a reduced quality of said character writing.
I agree it influences them, but it influences them in a good way, more waifu content is always good in my book.

What can I say, present your case and make sure CDPR notices your point, just like waifufags have been successfully doing it since the release of TW3. But go anywhere where TW is discussed and you'll notice the waifus are always among the most discussed things. People love their waifus, nothing you can do about it.

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>>149888392
You're deranged.

>>149888392
>What can I say, present your case and make sure CDPR notices your point,
The interesting thing about this is almost no one will do this because they assume it's pointless. Therefore the few that do are ignored and it becomes pointless. Self fulfilling prophecy.

Meanwhile waifufags fill the net with their 'tard strength rage with no difficulty.

>>149888523
Resorting to personal attacks again...tsk, tsk, tsk.

>>149888638
I've seen people try, but the reality is that not enough people care and a lot of people outright disagree. If you are not persistent enough, tough luck, waifufags are.

>>149889104
>I've seen people try, but the reality is that not enough people care and a lot of people outright disagree. If you are not persistent enough, tough luck, waifufags are.
This is the living death of the video game industry, and why video games will never be considered art.

Gamers are, as a whole, retarded man-children.

>>149889104
People care, but if you ask them to say something about it the response is "why bother? not enough people care". I see it time and again. If everyone that said this actually did at the very least make a post on their forums saying "Hey, I don't like this. Could you fix it?" then they'd be flooded.

>>149889295
That's those peoples problem, they clearly don't care enough, unlike the ones who vocally express themselves. Most people don't really care either way, but waifufag people care more than those on the opposite part of the spectrum.

>>149889178
I don't care who considers video games what, if they offer content that provides enjoyment for me, I'll buy and play them.

why are you faggots engaging with the insane trissautist

>>149890171
The insane Trissautist is the new face of CDPR customers

>>149890229
that's no reason to engage with a retarded individual

>>149890497
Except to sell them video games

Reminder to lose weight, gain height and have sex

>>149890721
After I eat this pizza.

>>149890686
are you selling local waifufags video games? if not then it's still no justification

>>149890721
reminder that anyone over 30 kg is morbidly obese

>>149890686
CDPR delivered, they proved their loyalty to quality waifus and I'll gladly spend my money on their future products. I'll probably even re-buy TW3 once goty edition comes out, just because they treated me so well as a customer and I feel the need to thank them somehow.

Stop getting triggered by waifuautists you fucking retards.
Stop replying to them.

>>149890993
But then how will they know we think they're autistic faggots?

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you could stop arguing about this waifu nonsense and talk about the actual game

>>149890993
Stop bossing people around, they can do what ever they want.

>>149891094
Waifufags insert their retarded waifufaggotry derived opinions into any conversation that so much as mentions a major female character.

/wtc/ is shit

>>149891094
You first.

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>>149888523

Who here will download the Yen wedding mod and marry their waifu?

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>>149891767

>>149888523
This cant possibly be real. No way.

>>149892195
I know right? How anyone can be that overweight is beyond me.

>>149892251
such obesity is truly disgusting

>>149892195
http://trystwithtriss.tumblr.com/

I’m reaching out to all of you with something personal today, and yes that’s me in that picture.

All my life I hated my body. I was never really fat but not thin either. So last year I finally managed to kick my ass and start a slow diet and daily exercises. I lost about 10 pounds and I’m down to 44,5 kg (that’s 99 lbs if I got that right) and very happy with that. But enough of my story. If you want to know how I did it, write me a message :)

But what I really wanted to say to all of the girls out there, struggling with their weight, starving, being depressed and feeling like shit:
I’ve been there and it sucks, doesn’t it? But keep going, don’t starve too much (I always ate 1000 kcal a day) and start loving your training plan, because it’s good for you. It took almost two months of daily training for my abs to finally start showing, so be patient. I know you can do it :)
And one last thing about exercising: you don’t need to spent hours doing it every day. There’s this app called ‘Seven’ that’s really good. I’m currently doing two cycles a day (14 minutes) with that app, going to ballet class 6 times a week for 90 minutes each and running twice a week for 40 minutes. So that’s not too much but apparently it’s enough, right :D

So stay strong because you’ll be getting there and I BELIEVE IN YOU :)

>>149892409
Jesus christ. This is sickening.

>>149892409
average Triss fan

>>149892609
Every single waifufag is mentally ill. This is just a particularly disturbing case.

>>149892741
Your average Trissfan is overweight and male, actually. This one is breaking stereotypes!

>>149892884
>This one is breaking stereotypes!
By being female and overweight?
That's not really breaking the mold

>>149892741
Average Triss fan is a nice and friendly person. I met a bunch of them and most are amazing people.

>enjoys triss and her large breasts
>is anorexic and wants a skeleton body

im confused

>>149894969
Anorexics don't realize they're skeletons. It's a body dysmorphic disorder. There's some faulty switch in their brain signalling "YOU'RE FAT" no matter what.

Does this girl liking Triss really triggers you that much...oh wait.. no need to answer that.

>>149892609
>>149892741
>>149892743
>>149892332
>>149892251
>>149893086
Attacking a poor anorexic girl just because she likes Triss. And you people have the audacity to claim the moral high ground, kek. Waifufags are much better people than you. You're acting like a bunch of spoiled children who can't handle anyone not agreeing with them. It's both sad and funny at the same time.

And you wonder why CDPR never listened to the likes of you and focused on the nice people who enjoy their characters instead.

>>149895202
Touched a nerve, huh?

How do you type with those sausage fingers of yours anyway, fatty?

>>149895183
that has nothing to do with what i posted. why be attracted to triss who is clearly curvy and at a good weight

>>149895202
ew, i don't like it when fat people talk to me

>>149895494
They think by starving themselves, they're becoming closer to that, despite all evidence to the contrary. The human brain is weird.

>>149895494
Because of her kind heart and fun personality.

lmao

http://imgur.com/a/UiA0X

>>149896351
Lambert only stopped her because he wants to do it.

>>149896351
That's on the front page of r/witcher along with another post about Triss and Geralt's date. It just goes to show the waifu obsession is still strong. I love the signals it sends to CDPR.

>Was playing through witcher 3 for the first time
>Was playing on death march
>Had just finished velen 100% except for the higher level contracts and was doing stuff in novigrad, was level 15
>Put the game down for a few weeks got busy
>Had to reformat my HD
>Lost my saves

Oh dear god. The thought of doing the entirety of Velen on DM again makes me want to kill myself. Is there like a mod or something that I can bump my level with?

>>149896739
Christ, sorry anon. I remember doing my first DM play through and all the time it took to do everything level appropriate in Velen.

Now when I play I just leave sooner because I have no issue doing shit like 5+ levels above me, even on DM.

>>149896351
Ha, not going to lie, I smiled a bit.

>>149897472
Nothing wrong with enjoying a good waifu war from time to time.

>>149896739
Someone here might have post velen/early novigrad save laying around.

If not, I know there is a level 70 ng+ save that starts off in white orchard, or a level 100 white orchard save on nexus.

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>CDPR chose to insert a random whore from Nilfgaard in the Gwent Tournament and not Cynthia
CDPR really is dead.

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>>149896351
I made a thing

Is there a decent list of all sidequests and contracts organized by level? I want to do as many as possible while i still get rewarded for them.

>>149898254
She's not a random whore, she's a book character.

Should I sell jewellery or convert it into raw materials?

>>149898254
My Geralt killed Cynthia because she hurt Triss.

>>149898468
Your Geralt is a faggot

My Geralt starred in a popular off-broadway play where he posed nude on Black Beauty

>>149898538
No, he's not, faggots don't like women, and he loves Triss.

I still want to facefuck Cerys.

>>149898267
>not "It was me, Geralt! I incited this brawl!"

>>149898691
Cerys is fine, but Sile remains my favorite secondary waifu.

>>149896739
No, not really.

The best I could find is a level 7 save on nexus that hasn't left whit orchard yet, and is about as beefed/farmed up as can be without doing so, but its on Blood and broken bones not DM.

DM honestly is more of a nuisance than anything imo, blood and bones is a pretty good balance. Difficulty becomes irrelevant past a certain point too with the right build/armor setup. You're just going to have to redo a lot of velen.

>>149898650
Sure thing, fag.

>>149899084
I am also not a fag, I love Triss.

My Geralt puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars

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Imlerith did not give Vesemir a fitting death.

As a side note, I'm very happy with the elves in this series.

Too many fantasy writers think elves must be exactly as Tolkein made them, problem is no writer should attempt to emulate Tolkein because we've all already read Tolkein's works. I like these elves.

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>>149900946
Agreed. At least this is different. I'm still mad Bethesda abandoned all the cool shit they did wit their elves.

>>149901041
They haven't abandoned it. Just made it more subtle. You have to do a lot of guesswork to figure out exactly what's happening with the Thalmor, all we really *know* about them is that they're the most destructive thing to all creation in TES.

>>149872850
>So?
God damn I love the Nilfgaard aesthetic, I'd join them for that armour

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>>149901267

>>149901245
Yeah conveniently that way they don't have to show anything but deliberately generic high-fantasy crap.

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>>149901327
>implying there's anything to this but the Germanic accents and pseudo-stahlhelms
>implying that lots of helms don't look just like that because it's an efficient design

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>>149901327
Relevant how?
You hating on sallets or something?

>>149901357
Yep. Can't open up casuals to metaphysical aspects you built an entire game around specifically because fantasy was losing sight of unique metaphysics. Gotta keep it nice and simple so the people who only play games for narrative don't have to think too hard.

>>149901327
>worshiping THE GREAT SUN is literally hitler now
If anything Hitler pictures should be posted for Redania. Nilfgaard has more of a Soviets vibe I think.

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>>149901267
I'd join them in a heartbeat for the glory of the Emperor

i am going to shave triss's pubes and wear them on my face as a fake mustache

withcer sucks nerds

>>149905903
wtf i hate witchman now

>>149905903
Maybe withcer does, but Witcher certainly doesn't.

>>149905903
this tbqh senpai

Witchman # is bad game ok elric causual shit and yenifer of burgerstein is NOT mai waifu

>>149906172
>ruinng my funny shitposting with that garbage
fucking meme disciples, I swear

>>149906496
>being this mad i insulted ur gary stu and hsi waifu

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Is Obsidian the last hope for RPGs now that CDPR has fallen?

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>>149907002
Obsidian runs on crowdfunding now
It's ogre

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>>149907148
But the crowdfunding actually worked out. PoE owns. And Tyranny isn't crowdfunded, it's funded by Johan's shekels

>>149907002
>CDPR has fallen
They put out a game that is considered the greatest PC video game ever made (By user score).
They put out a game that is considered the greatest video game ever made (By critic GotY awards.).
They put out a game that is considered the greatest video game ever made (By fan GotY awards.).
They put out a game that is considered the greatest video game ever made (By overall GotY awards.).
They put out B&W, an expansion that is considered the 13th greatest video game ever

You can complain all you want, but you'll always be in the minority. TW3 is one of the greatest video games ever made, and the majority of the industry agrees.

>>149907442
t. EA

Which girl has the tightest pussy?

>>149908058
yer mum's fucking ferret

>>149908058
Keira

>>149908058
Ciri, but all sorceresses have tight pussies, it's magic.

>>149907442
hi marcin

I am going to unbutton Triss' pants, pull them down to her knees along with her panties, spread her ass cheeks and french kiss her asshole.

>>149908580
Well, that sounds like a good plan until you realise TRISS IS FICTIONAL

>>149908786
ur mum is fictional

>>149908786
Ok, we'll see who has the last laugh once I stick my tongue in her.

>>149907148
There's still hope! They did make Pillars of Eternity!

Reminder that Chris Avellone no longer works at Obsidian. He quit in disgust after yet another major RPG project fell through with a publisher.