/K S P G/ shitposting general

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>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSyjKmiqoKk

>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhVA84YNO14

>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE

>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/

>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, /kspg/ exclusive)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (forum mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/ (mod subforums)
http://spacedock.info/ (community mod repository)

>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, for planning trips to other planets)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-1 (deltaV map)

>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if (embed)

>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html

BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, and planes are also welcome ITT.

kspg.sytes.net

NOTE: "kerbal" anywhere in the OP as well as "kspg" in the subject cause the thread to autosage. Please use [REDACTED] in place of these terms when making a new thread.

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first for false parallelism

>>149769854
second for meaningless memes

Hullo? Why does this keep happening.

>>149770370
We need to do some recruiting is all

>>149769354
>brand new spacesuit
Oh DanRosas

damn dirty apes

>>149770606
Regarding our atmosphere and community don't expect to recruit anyone.

>>149771451
Okay.

>>149771451
Which memes do you contribute to our atmosphere, anon?

>cheat Skyrim Mod Organizer into managing mods for KSP
>it can't handle x64 executables
My instincts tell me my life shouldn't be so horrible.

>>149771640
not him, guy in the last thread or the one before that raised a good point:
who would want to contribute memes to a thread of egotists, assholes and retards?

>>149771739
Not to mention the surrounding paranoia.

>>149771739
>>149771860
Yet here you two are, so it can't really be that bad.

>>149771937
i come here because i have always come here, not because it is particularly enjoyable.

i post maybe twice per thread on average.

>>149772005
Well, whoever posted >>149769461 is obviously trying to stir shit, so let's ignore those who are against manners and civilty?

We have a big wide open thread, so let's post!

>>149772137
>so let's ignore those who are against manners and civilty?
that leaves what, one egotist's play-acting, what another egotist thinks he comes across as when he really doesn't, and a few anons?

i mean i understand simply by talking about the problem i contribute to the problem of everyone being an asshole, but if we don't talk about it we're never going to learn anything

>>149772137
>We have a big wide open thread, so let's post!
>>149772272
>i contribute to the problem of everyone being an asshole
Maybe you trying to control who can and can't post is the problem. Do you have any memes of value at all, besides your Anger?

>>149772583
>Maybe you trying to control who can and can't post is the problem.
given i post about twice per thread, they'd have to be fucking great posts to do that.
>Do you have any memes of value at all, besides your Anger?
would you have any way of verifying i did even if i made claims to some, you meme-loving prick?

>being this Angry about MAN

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false parallelograms everyone

cucks

>>149772846
Really? Moby Dick?

It's such a shit novel. At least post something half-decent.

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You're doing masterful work Moby Dick anon. Though it is concerning that it takes such a move to maybe get it into the skulls of a select few, that trying to discredit each and every non-shitpost with "Angry Anon" accusations does much more damage than good.

>>149774365
Why so angry?

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>this general for the past 7 months

Well now we know for sure he's not Angry...

MANspam is better.

>be bored
>open /sci/ against better judgment
>first post I see is about muh qualia
>close the tab
Why did I even bother.

>>149776973
reminder euros are letting threads die to make new ones to try and trigger a specific anon

ask yourself who cares about the quality of this thread

>>149778098
>id's a gonsbirasy!
fucking retard

>>149771640
>>149771937
>>149772137
>>149772583
>>149773274
>>149773962
>>149774635
>>149775743
>>149776973
>>149778098
Why are you trying to control who can post in this general?

Maxmaps, is that you?

>>149778098
euros are "letting threads die" because hardly any of them still bother with this shitfest.

they are not allied in some stupid conspiracy to piss off MAN.

>>149778548
No, Max :^)

>>149778098
Except I did bump the last thread countless times faggot. But some times are worse than others and the last thread was so filled with shit that I decided to stop page10-posting.

>someone reported Moby Dick
R U D E

Fuck mates it's raining way too much where I am
This shit isn't normal at all
Is this a flood?

>>149778942
Bite me faggot.
>>149779085
Yes, God is punishing you for your degeneracy.
Should've supported the #buildark candidate.

pls don't kill the moby dick dumper janny, this is our much needed chemo we have been waiting for for months

>>149778548
I sense some anger in your post

ded

>>149755567
What /exactly/ do you do, italianon?

>>149778802
>not allied in some stupid conspiracy

>>149778871
>decided to stop page10-posting

Euros, everyone.

>>149787412
Do you really dare to blame us with the horrendous shitshow you fat fucks are initiating every fucking day? Go out and get shot you subhuman nigger.

>>149787798
>European Anger
the only kind

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good morning kspg!

>>149787875
Nah lad, I'm only embarrassed that we Euros (or what's left of us) have to share this general with human waste the likes of which can't even tie their shoes properly. Even the Australian brings in more than you chairbound fucks, and he's only keeping the thread alive with page 10 bumps.

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>>149788220

>>149787798
This.

>>149787875
It's not about anger but how we stand as a collective. Stop baiting euros when you are responsible for how catastrophic the course of the discussion goes.

>>149789398
>The largest production model of the Saturn family of rockets, the Saturn V was designed under the direction of Wernher von Braun and Arthur Rudolph

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T O M C R U I S E

>>149790660
I don't see a german flag on the moon tho.

>>149790046
How is it a non-euro's fault that the euros keep shitting up the thread?

>>149791831
You wouldn't see any flag as a result of unfiltered sunlight and the take-off rocket blast laddy

>>149792348
Don't you have some furs to go trade

>>149769854
Great meme.

>>149770289
Fuck off, frogposter.

>it's a snek feels he is not getting enough attention episode

>>149794730
>Baiting the jannys.
>For any reason.

>>149795029
Why so angry?

>>149795204
>Using an inflammatory meme in an attempt to start arguments.

>>149795354
>being Angry and trying to reinvent the Angry meme as something new and novel when we have been complaining about your presence here for two years

plzzzzzz Max

Reminder to not respond to attention-whoring bait.

>>149795565
>We
*You
OK, MANmaps

>>149795805
This. I sense a major paradigm shift happening, and it's not in your favour cloacaman.

>>149794138
JE SUIS SNEK

>>149795906
I'm shaking in my NYC subway shoes which are not included in Arizona

>>149795596
>>149795805
>>149795906
Hi Forumites, please go back to your hugbox

Good morning /kspg/

I'm not feeling good today :(

>>149796957
hullo yuri. Hope your job search goes okay

>>149797283
Hullo plop.

>>149797365
Thanks, me too. It's really got me five kinds of stressed out though :/

>>149796957
Are you looking for sympathy? You post this at least once a week.

>>149797635
What are you trying to imply?

>>149797635
Have you posted ksp once this week

>>149797635
We'll need post number for that accusation.

>>149797539
I'm sure you'll be fine :)

>>149797819
>>149798153
>>149798439
He is one of the most unoriginal posters I've ever seen on 4chan. He adds very little.

>>149798579
You should stop being so angry at other, it's not good for your health

>>149798579
*She adds comfy and conversation. What do you add? What memes are yours?

>>149798459
Yeah, I'm sure I will be. But right now there is just too much uncertainty it's making me feel sick.

I hate this whole situation.

>>149798953
Yeah I feel you. I've been feeling awful the past few days about school starting back up. I've got just a year left of this shit I guess. I'll live.

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Space is fun
Kerbal is fun
Squad is fun

>>149799160
I would honestly prefer to be in school. I want to finish my major and find an actual career.

I did a few semesters before moving down here to Texas but still have 4 years. :P

>>149799601
I-I'll probably be bullied if I say here.

Yuri's major is Astrophysics
Pretty cool, huh.

>>149799834
Probably but those people are idiots. Pretty much all degree programs have merit. Generally they teach you critical thinking more than anything anyway.

t. computer science major

>>149800016
FIne.

I am majoring in Astrophysics.

>>149800016
>Probably but those people are idiots
It's just probably cloc :^)))

>>149800558
Haha really? That's actually very cool. What was that like?

>>149801085
Well, do you have a major?

>>149801174
Well I haven't finished it yet. Like I said, I still have a few years.

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>>149801245
No I don't, never would've been able to afford it. Now I'm glad I didn't because I have zero debt to my name.

>>149801641
I meant what were the classes you have taken like?

>>149801821
Did you even study something?

>>149802184
Did you read his post? He said he doesn't have any debt. That implies no college.

Are you one of those idiots that thinks everyone should have a college degree?

>>149802329
Fuck off, he doesn't need no third party to respond for him.
I asked about a major, and then I asked if he ever studied something else.
Get your tight ass outta here.

>>149801996
I enjoyed them. A lot of math obviously, but I've always been bretty good at that.

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>>149802776
He's right though, no college for me. If I want to know something, I read about it online. :^)

>>149802776
I'm not responding for him, I'm pointing out that you're a retard that can't read properly.

>>149802832
I never minded math in a physics context. College level calc makes me want to kill myself though.

>>149802906
>He's right though, no college for me.
>About something you already stated clearly
What a waste of a post desu.

>>149803015
So, you're one of those retards that think only colleges exist for extended studying. Please, stop posting altogether.

>>149803146
You should stop being so angry, anon.

>>149803146
>responding for something that's already been said
>>149802776
>fuck off he doesn't need someone to talk for him

Which would you prefer in the future? can you phrase it in a way that doesn't make it seem like you're trying to control who posts?

>>149803146
You know at one point I'd continue this conversation but I can clearly tell that you're just spouting nonsense to try and get a rise out of people. Can you get a trip so I can filter you?

Ignoring now, can't deal with ignorant people that don't know shit about education.

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>new thread
>107 replies
>99% are MANpost or AngryPosts

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>>149803595
Let's post ksp anon!

Post your favorite mun lander for us?

>>149803861
>You want to talk about almost free education that the government offers
>Retards mistake your topic and start calling you angry out of nowhere just beause one guy replied angrily at my post
It hurts desu.

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Space Kerbal squead

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>tfw based isis is losing

Damn we're ded.

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C U T E

>install random solar system as mod
>game crashes
EBIN

CKAN gassed when?

>install galactic neighborhood
>install interstellar extended
>game crashes
Re

>install KSP
>game crashes
wew

>Download installer
>It crashes
Reaching new highs, or rather, new lows.

>>149803861
posted like 12 times today, maybe the problems are less to do with MAN and more to do with your head?

REEE how the fuck to i know which mods are compatible with each other

>>149815341
take your thorazine please

>>149815509
Well if it deletes threads it doesn't like it's giving all mods a bad name.

>>149815807
>totally reasonable post
>take meds
Okay Angry Anon.

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I made a thing

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>only one more day til SQUADCAST

Oops!

https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/4uvrab/merch_related_3d_print_biz_shapeways_hacked_home/

https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/4uqdcp/win_one_of_ten_copies_of_kerbal_space_program_on/
>41% of the subreddit downvoted this post

Happening level: might be happening

Yeah! Archives are back!

>>>56535942

>>149818487
But fireden is not.

http://archived.moe/vg/thread/56535942/

https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/4uux3y/glitches/
>dat guilt trip at the end

>>149818487
>>149818623
When you guys try to mutiny and samefag the thread into whatever monster that isn't focused on KSP, just know /kspg/ will continue to live, and you are free to leave if you are not happy.

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>>149818787
What about I shove asslight's flashlight up your butt :^)

>>149818442
Should I fill it out? Maybe make console ksp webms?

>>149819862
Sure, see if you can manage to make one without a crash or lost save.

>>149818883
Well, you've already ruined every other part of his reputation in a sad attempt to capitalize on someone else's name to forward your agenda, so sure, why not give it a shot?

>>149820357
I did what?

>>149820357
What are the answers :^)

>>149820417
>>133332996

>>149821136
>someone mentioning asslight surely must be the same guy did it 5 months ago
Aren't you forgetting something important today?

>>149821635
Yeah, I've been holding off posting my devnote block of 3 posts because I'm pretty sure it's what made one of our Euros decide to let the thread fall off page 10 this morning (for the second time in two weeks of posting devnotes)

Surely, God himself must be looking favorably upon me
I can think of no other reason for why I've been blessed with a cat as wonderful as the one I have

>>149822067
The answer was way shorter than that.

>>149822894
k

I'm currently losing my mind /kspg/. I think I'm officially having a mental breakdown.

I need to relax somehow, clear my mind. Can anyone suggest anything?

>>149823352
Do you have any pets?

>>149823352
I'm Yuri, for the record.

>>149823419
I'm not in the mood for this, catfucker.

I am genuinely panicking right now. I can't even eat.

>>149823928
>can't even eat
Yuri confirmed fatty

>>149824068
Rude. As in I have no appetite, I made some pasta earlier and it's just been sitting in front of me, I have taken maybe 5 bites. I feel physically sick from stress.

>>149823352
>>149823907
>>149823928
Whatever the problem is, is there anything you can do about it?
If you can, but not right now, then worry about it later
If there's nothing you can do, then there's no use worrying about it, just deal with the consequences as they come

>>149824225
It's worried about being unemployed in the near future. That can be fixed, but unfortunately, not by those exhibiting Yuri's weaknesses.

>cat keeps splashing the water out of the bowl
>clean out old litterbox and put towel in it, then put bowl on top
>cat can't make a puddle on the floor now
>victory is sweet

>>149824872
sug gat benis

>>149824872
Instructions unclear, cat now shits in water bowl

>>149825271
Cat benis is 2pointy4me

>>149825404
Is he neutered?

>>149825352
cat has a deluxe shitpalace now and would never dream of gracing such a peasant facility.

>>149824225
I don't know what to do! And I don't even know how long I still have a job for, they could fire everyone in the company any day now.

>>149824348
I'm having an emotional crisis here. Can you not put your unreasonable hatred for me aside for now?

>>149825869
You're fully in control of your own destiny and it sounds like you understand your time there is coming to an end.

Having a job is an asset. If you start making some very calculated moves now, when the day comes, it will be exciting instead of depressing.

And you know what? In today's society, the people who constantly move and haggle succeed, because that's when you get a raise and a promotion. So this feeling of dread, it is the thing stopping you from realizing you have to do something about it. That's why I say your weakness is debilitating, because the only way for you to turn this into a positive experience is to recognize that.

>>149825869
Seems like you don't really know enough to adequately prepare for things, or at least be any more prepared than you already are
In that case, I'll redirect you to the third sentence in my last post
If there's nothing to be done at the moment, then worrying won't change that
Besides, you've got a gf, so you're unlikely to be faced with homelessness anyway, quit your bellyaching

>>149826165
There's no moves I can make. Everything is burning to the ground and there's nothing that can be done.

>>149826273
I know there's nothing I can do. And I've been trying to stop worrying all day but I just can't. It's all I can think about no matter what I try to distract my mind with. I want to stop worrying, but this sinking feeling in my stomach won't let me.

And qt gf definitely doesn't make enough to support both of us, I probably did, but that doesn't do any good now. Fug, I haven't even seen her in a week. :(

I wonder if yuris gf has a comfy apartment

>>149826850
If you made that much money, then you've probably got a good amount saved up, yes?
In that case, it seems like you could lose your job and house right this minute and you can still just drive down to your gf's place and live there long enough to get a new job

>>149826850
There are other companies. Snap the fuck out of it. I've watched this happen to so many of my friends. Hope your parents live somewhere comfy.

>>149827348
She's probably not on good terms with her parents
Fags generally aren't

>>149827643
>Fags
Nope. I have no interest in having this conversation with you again

Stop spreading hate and Anger.

>>149826850
>Everything is burning to the ground
>MAN was behind it the whole time

>>149827724
I'm not sure who you think I am, besides le anger meme which could refer to at least 5 people, but you can't say I'm wrong

>>149827295
I really, really wish I could say yes, but unfortunately a number of unexpected expenses the past ~6 months has drained more than I care to admit.

>>149827348
I know that I'm probably freaking out more than I should but this is the only place I've ever worked. I've never really had to worry about job hunting. That part terrifies me.

>tfw havn't been on good terms with parents for over 8 years.

>>149828095
Job hunting's something that any idiot can do
Granted, that doesn't mean it's easy, but it does mean you're perfectly capable of it regardless
It's real simple shit, and on top of that it's still something you don't have to worry about right now regardless

>>149827798
There was adequate warning.

Its very windy outside kspg.

Comfy!

>>149829015
Stream it

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rate

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>>149829370

>>149828339
I know, I know. But still. The kind of job I do isn't the kinda thing you get hired into. I'll possibly end up back as some minimum-wage cashier despite how well I've done my job here.

After all, my only real qualification is the fact I graduated high school.

>>149829612
>this attitude
create the world you want to see, anon

>>149829612
Probably not, I wouldn't think it'd be too difficult to get hired as a manager

Granted, that's not much better in terms of pay, but still
As long as you've still got food in the fridge and a place to sleep, I wouldn't complain too much

>>149829592
>>149829370
breddy good

>>149829953
this

>>149829919
it's a lot easier as a lateral transition. Being unemployed sucks the drive out of you.

>>149829370
>>149829592
>meme armory

>>149829919
But still, with what I do now I'm salaried, work whatever hours I want, and enjoy the work I do.

I technically should have had at minimum an associates in business to do this but I got lucky.

I'm not going to get that lucky again.

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>western civilization will collapse within your lifetime

>>149830578
Do you or do you not have a ton of real life experience that you can reliably fall back on to solve problems and increase efficiency across a wide variety of organizations?

>>149830578
Oh well, what can you do
Time to hate every waking moment of your life, just like everyone else

>149830856
>Angry at the world..

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>>149831002
>people still trying this hard to "epic troll"

>Federal-tier background check
>list 3 contacts who know you well
>don't have 3 friends
guess i'll just starve

>>149831110
Really sorry bout that m8
Everyone knows thats not nice
Keep on truckin', my friend
Tell everyone life is good.

>>149831002
I don't actually hate every waking moment of my life, but I figure I'm a minority in that case anyway

>>149830849
I suppose I do, I mean I like to think I'm good at my job. But again, that's not really a position that companies hire into. That's more likely to be promoted to internally after all, that's how I got it.

>>149831127
Just send it anyway
Worst-case scenario, the same thing happens

>>149831552
You can either pretend you are a product and sell that product to someone who needs to fix what you can fix, or you can give up.

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>>149831726
It's an online form, won't go forward or back. This bureaucracy could make an East German cum.

>>149832349
Posting that almost definitely got you on a |ist

>>149832349
Just so you know, "federal-tier" implies that what you're talking about can be likened to something federal
Not that the thing you're talking about is actually federal, that you'd just shorten to "federal", the "-tier" suffix being unnecessary and misleading

Anyone watching the dnc?

Hillary 2016

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>>149833290
#imwithher

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>>149833290
>>149833371
>guaranteed replies

>>149833290
>voting for a dementia patient

>>149833490
you're a fucking white male

>>149833554
damn right i am

I-I'm going to lay down for a bit, /kspg/. Maybe I'll feel better if I get some rest.

Fug, I haven't eaten anything all damn day :(

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>>149833621

>>149833721
get well soon!

>>149833721
While I empathise with your suffering in the fullest, blogging about it here is likely to be of limited effectiveness.

Sleep is generally a good way to put a bookend on bad feeling for a while.

>>149832849
Sure, but "federal background check" sounds too scary.

>>149833290
no and no

Hilldog woooooo

>>149833290
That Bernie endorsed Hillary instead of Berning it down makes me retroactively glad he lost leading me to support Trump.

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>>149834268
does lamar know you're using his internet?

>>149833973
I can understand it, sometimes people just need somewhere they can talk.
kspg has always been a good outlet for that.

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>haven't played KSP in a while
>get the latest B9 aerospace
>want to make a plane
>default MK2 cockpit
>B9 MK2 fuselage part
>pic related happens
>use the MK2 cockpit from B9 aerospace
>works fine
>replace the B9 MK2 fuselage part with a cargo bay
>pic related again happens to the B9 cockpit with the new cargo bay
How does something like this even happen?

>>149834757
Stock mk2 parts were made symmetrical so we can have bomb bays I'm our game about space exploration. Meme9 parts were never updated to that new standard.

It's entirely baccy's fault, it's good he got blacklisted from the industry desu

>>149834757
because b9 parts suck

>>149835013
The retard manages to have size differences in his own damn mod. Even moving his parts around causes my game to crash. I'm uninstalling this shit

Elaborate on the blacklist though

>>149833371
>>149833490
>>149833531
>>149834205
>>149834335
>implying trump isn't going to jail anyways

>>149835639
>both candidates go to jail
>US shits itself
>Cruz somehow manages to become president in the chaos and no one really knows how he did it
>he no longer looks like he's perpetually on the verge of tears

>>149836070
>now has a hungry look in his beady little rat eyes

>>149835381
After he had a hissy fit over his work at ksp, maxmaps was forced to blacklist him so nobody had to deal with his bullshit ever again.

>>149836191
this pretty much sums it up

>>149836261
It's a good thing too. Meme9 used to be essential, now its shit.

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>>149835639
>trump isn't going to jail
This is true.

Trump is going to win. This man has an unbroken track record: https://twitter.com/johnmcternan/status/704788840007995393

>>149836636
Worst comes to worst, Hillary'll just rig the polls
She's already broken the law and no one's done anything, she'll do it again

>>149837495
So we're going to see the world's most corrupt person go up against the world's worst seer?

Perhaps this paradoxical occurrence can yield a 2016 election result we can all enjoy: A black hole that rapidly devours the entire Milky Way.

>>149837495
>Hillary is guaranteed to win

Hell yes.

Obama a cute

>>149837495
>Worst comes to worst, Hillary'll just rig the polls
>implying this is even possible
Florida, virginia, ohio, iwoa, nevada... they all have republican governors. They'll never screw themselves by rigging it FOR the democrats, no matter how much they hate Trump.

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>>149838531
Obama a not bad
pic not related

Obama is tearing trump apart in this speech :^)

>>149839802
wtf i love white genocide now

>>149838792
Look at the British Labour party and tell me that wishy-washy """"centrists"""" wouldn't sell their party down the river to keep their disgustingly drab (lack of) ideology alive.

>>149840203
>British
>disgustingly drab
No discrepancies found :^)

>>149840203
In that case, they regain power if they succeed. 4 years is a long time to rebuild from the chaos.
Here... they lose it.
The only Republicans betraying their party are those who's careers are already over.

when you realize the reason you got along so well with someone was because you're an autist and they were an asshole and in the circumstances quirks of these traits brought you both together, before circumstances diverged and his assholery drew him away

>>149841990
yes, but I was an asshole too

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>>149843719
good night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNdkrtfZP8I

watched john oliver to see if the memes were true and they were. i wonder if he enjoys presenting brainless propaganda or if he just does it for the money?

it's not hard to refute the clips he showed from the RNC, but instead of doing that he just makes incredulous gestures and jerks off his audience.

ded

>>149844776
>taking any part of the Presidential Election seriously

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>>149848484

>>149849375
>strawmanning this hard

The U.S. political system is entirely broken, but changing presidents isn't going to fix that. PoTUS has no real power in comparison to congress, and serves primarily a figurehead role - while people sit and watch the reality TV that is the election, Congress sits around and makes real decisions and exercises the actual power within the nation.

>>149850649
>this shit again
m8 you got told last time, atleast come up with something else before baiting

>>149850649
which is why the polls are showing a slight lead for the candidate most likely to erdogan the system and put its jews and their servants up against the wall

>>149850939
are you the fascist with the bad teeth?

How should I start? Career mode and try to figure it out along the ride? Or is it better to do crap in sandbox mode?

>>149834757
>>149835013
>>149835229
>>149835381
>>149836191
>>149836261
>throwing bac9 under the bus to trigger anons.
Thanks for always obviating yourselves, forums defense force. You can go home whenever you want.

He felt his work was worth more than $2400 a year. Don't expect free work, that's entitled.

The only part of politics I care about are when they talk about cultural development, education opportunities and the space industry.

>>149852258
apparently we have way more newfags than I thought we did, explains why there's been way more people shitting up the threads and bitching about "shitposting" lately.

>>149850852
Funny, last time whoever was responding to me stopped replying while getting BTFO.

>>149850939
No matter who gets elected, it isn't going to change anything of note. Trump's platform is, in reality, no different from the one Obama had back in '08, and - just like Obama's original platform - much of what he said will go unacted upon, because the President lacks the power to do much of anything except holding up bills until the next election.

>>149813379
>not installing mods manually

>>149852406
They think they are "protecting ksp," you can tell from their tones. they were all 12 when ksp was popular and now they are 16 and 17 and have no idea how much damage they are causing in a misguided attempt to "help"

>>149852223
Do the tutorials first, you need them, then go for a quick run of career/science mode so you get a feeling of the different parts, then either switch to some good career mods or go for sandbox and forget about that abortion that is stock career forever

>>149829370
>>149829592
>that shape
l-lewd

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>>149830819
Haven't read the news lately.
What is habbening ?

>>149853168
I've started doing the tutorials, I definitely would be lost without them. Thanks for the advice!

Reminder to report all offtopic content

>>149854037
Who you?

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>>149823352
>Can anyone suggest anything?

>>149854037
Hi Angry Anon

>>149855083
>Bullying
But why?

>>149853614
Also read the KSPedia or whatever is called and look at the key bindings (also in this OP), there is a lot of stuff not explained in the tutorials that will make your life easier, especially when building

>>149857052
>Implying that's bullying

Truth serum incoming.

Shit happens and you better deal with it ASAP. The times went by quick when Hastings Entertainment kept their old as fuck bussiness model. Did you think it was going to last? Well, no, of course. So what, you have more or less 3 months to figure out shit, and you should stop thinking you're underqualified, you're just spouting bullshit. Your resume is enough, polish it and go job-hunting if you're not going to college.

Welcome to the outside world. Focus on wanting to fulfill your objectives rather to drown in an useless mental state.

t. someone who has been through that already.

>>149857846
What the fuck are you on about?

>>149857949
Ah, you weren't yuri. My bad :^)

>>149858034
Should I be Yuri? Can I be Yuri?

>>149858510
Please don't be Yuri, having one is already enough cancer.

>>149858724
>Bullying
But why?

>>149858790
I don't know what's worse: accusing everyone of bullying or accusing everyone of being angry

>>149858790
Stating a fact isn't bullying at all. Her destructive self-pitying should be moved to /r9k/ or /soc/, where it belongs.

>>149858941
>Going to /r9k/
I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
I see no reason she can't talk here, she's hardly the only one who does.

>>149859312
Anons talking about their problems while being anons is a completely different matter than someone talking about his life problems while making it very clear who he/she is.

Apart from being annoying, it can't end well, look at burd, he got shit on for sharing the fact that he is basically a nolifer and he got extremely mad that he either started talking anonymously or stopped talking about his life altogether

>>149859671
I just think you're making a big deal out of nothing.
I also feel like if it was some other namefag you wouldn't give a quarter shit.

>>149859965
The point is that Yuri contributes nothing of substance, he only comes here for thinly disguised attention whoring. It is good for him that some people are intentionally oblivious to that fact, but that doesn't make it any less valid.

>>149859965
I'm not the one you were talking to earlier, I just intervened to say posting anonymously is different than trying as hard as you can to establish your character.

Namefagging, when used for the sole purpose of getting attention, is cancer no matter who sits behind the keyboard

>>149860076
*She
>>149860083
I never said otherwise, but it's just my observation that no one seems to shit on Snek, Catraper, Iowa, or any of the others itt as much as Yuri. And I know that schizo has his own conspiracy theory surrounding her that only he believes and he accounts for ~75% of the hate but again, that's just an observation.
Really though, there's no reason to continue hating her since the /u/ stopped, which I agree was kinda annoying but still harmless.

>>149860457
>she

>>149860457
>snek
sparking discussion, posting webms, triggering jannys; generally everything /[REDACTED]g/ stands for even though he has been a jerk lately
>catraper
reinforcing consensus and never interrupting dialogue, personality-wise the best avatarfag we have
>Iowa
annoying in the same way as yuri, but atleast he's not a (literal) faggot and participates in discussion when not angryposting

>Yuri
/u/spam in the past, now only "woe is me" attentionwhoring while trying to make himself the center of the thread

>>149860457
Snek has been shit on a lot lately (rightfully so IMO), mostly because he can't sustain criticism for more than two posts without going all in with the angry anon meme.
Catraper had his share of hate not too long ago, I guess it stopped because the "it's rape" vs "no it's not" argument became quite stale after the hundredth time.
Can't speak about Iowa mainly because I never really cared to understand who he is so I can't really recognise patterns in his posts.

I don't really hate on yuri, I was just stating that namefagging for the sake of attention is a lot more cancerous than anonymous posting.

>>149860923
That's what I said.
>>149860969
*herself
Once again I'll disagree with you, but I know that your trademark is arguing in circles. She's going though a rough patch and I don't blame her for posting about it, really the only "woe is me" She's posted was all today because she's rightfully stressed out.
And how would you know anyway? She doesn't post /u/ anymore so as far as you know she easily blends in with the rest of the anons a majority of the time. Sure, she may still do something to self-identify on occasion but it's hardly every post.
>>149861363
Second half of above.
Also, I agree that the other namefags here get their deserved hate, and Yuri did too when she posted /u/ but now she doesn't so the justification for hating her has fallen.

>>149861796
Won't even say anything about your first comment, and I wholeheartedly do not care if he is "going through a rough patch". From the posts he made here I can only infer that he is too lazy to search for a new job and solve his problems. If he has the time to come here and complain he surely has time to search for a job and step out of the hole he is digging himself. As far as spotting him is concerned, I can't really explain it, but there is a sense of pretentiousness around his posts.

>>149862457
*She
Seriously, what's your issue with that? Does kspg not meet its diversity quota?
Oh wait some bullshit about thumbs, right? Please, indulge me.

>>149862457
I've lost track of who you are talking about, because that post applies word for word for snek too

>>149861796
Please stop implying he's a she unless you provide something as convincing as a picture, because for now you're just being an annoying prick to everyone.

>>149862605
See >>149862570

>>149862570
see
>>149862605

>>149862573
That the superiority complex of avatarfags for you :^)

>>149862645
We don't care anon. Do you know what a proof is ? I'll make it easier for you : something, an act, or process of showing that something is true.

Until you have proven us wrong, Yuri has balls. That's the default setting of every anon and you should know that faggot.

Well I just woke up to see this cheery conversation. Good to know that you hate me just for being me.

I'm feeling much better now too, thanks for the concern.

>>149864573
I like you yuri!

>>149866945
I like you too, anon <3

http://www.ulalaunch.com/webcast.aspx

T MINUS 4 MINUTES

ATLAS V - 421 config. NRO sat.

>>149869575
errr. holding at T-minus 4. Launch in 14 minutes. 10 minute hold.

https://twitter.com/torybruno/with_replies

U L A
L
A

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>>149869679
>>149869575

T minus 1 minute 30 seconds.

lets hope that RD-180 wasnt sabotaged by Putin.

>when your roommate sets his very obnoxiously loud alarm for 7:45 and then snoozes it every 10 minutes for literally an hour
ok

>When you are too much of a pussy to make your roommate stop being an idiot and you go to 4chan instead

>>149870415
Anon, I shouldn't have to tell someone "hey your alarm wakes me up, can you not snooze it for literally 3 hours every 10 minutes?"

This should be obvious.

>tfw Atlas V doesn't come back home and land on a barge in the middle of the ocean.

>>149870558
Humans are dumb creatures Anon, this should be obvious.

>>149870827
I guess. Maybe I should stop expecting anything out of other people.

This guy has the self awareness of an amoeba, so I shouldn't be too surprised.

what is going on in this th-

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>still no RO mod to make stations with

>>149870558
At the third or fourth time it was clear that your roommate didn't consider that obvious, so you should have told him instead of doing nothing.

By doing nothing you only reinforce his belief that this behaviour is absolutely acceptable and that it doesn't bother you in the slightest, leading to him being more and more annoying because he either knows you are too much of a pussy to complain or he genuinely thinks you think everything is fine

>>149873796
You've got a point there.

However, knowing him he's probably just being an asshole on purpose :^)

ah well whatever I'm only roommates with him for another week or so, I'll live

Burn squAd cast today!

also whoever is burning Yuri, I agree with the majority of what you're saying

>>149874190
change his alarm clock


then come burn squadcast with us

honestly I only actually like yuri and snek out of all of you, I don't actually know why I come here.

I guess it's a good way to avoid work

>>149875913
Thanks for posting about you hate a large percentage of the general.

I'm sure we would hate you too, if we cared about you.

>>149876892
>I speak for everyone

>>149852258
I don't dislike bac9 himself. I dislike his aeroplane parts.

They clash aesthetically with a lot of what I like, especially in terms of cockpits.

In terms of actually fucking off from SQUAD and calling them out on shit, he's possibly the best person SQUAD ever hired from my perspective.

>>149853158
>it's the complainers who're protecting KSP!
>that's why a namefag's first line of defence is "at least i post KSP!"

>>149876892
Good thing I don't care about your retarded opinion!

>>149878136
Nope, first line of defence is "no bully!" or "why so angry, angry anon?".
What you say comes a lot later if at all

>>149861796
>She's going though a rough patch and I don't blame her for posting about it,
She didn't really need to identify herself though. She could've talked about it without doing that.
>But she has a distinctive typing style
Very true, however she literally replied to her own post with "Btw this is Yuri."

>>149878320
but he was replying to me

>>149877989
yep, and you don't

>>149878312
thanks for posting

>>149878037
let's not forget the single finest piece of work to ever grace the codebase, the KSC

>>149878461
Neither you do

/kspg/ is actually inspiring me to practice as a writer more often.

Who cares if I'm making mediocre work that nobody but me will ever read? There would always be the alternative of posting it here, but y'know, egotists idiots and assholes.

You may realize I display all three of those traits. Nobody said I thought I was a good person myself

>>149878920
/kspg/ will label you a "schizohphrenic spamming attention whore" if you try to share a thought longer than three lines here

>>149878576
Which part of my statement are you contesting and what proofs do you have to backup your implication that

>we care about this anonymous anon
>we want him to like us
>we want to be more like snek and yuri in order to get him to like us

and of course

>we should stop burning squadcasts and holding Squad accountable for their fraud and embezzlement and tax evasion and treason

Where's the proofs, anon who implies he better speaks for the general?

>>149879430
There is no proof. Just as there is no proof of the allegations you make about Squad.

Now can we move on to shitposting about Buran or something?

>>149879430
>8 lines
Hello Angry MANmapsowanonekurd, Touhou > Kancolle, girls should not be loved in any circumstances because women have no souls, please stop having sexual intercourse with your pets.

>>149879430
sperging out and killing the thread with multi-post behemoths is not "sharing thoughts longer than three lines" mate

>>149879582
this post got me giggling anon, thanks for that.

>>149879631
the general is already dead.

and i'm speaking as someone who thinks "oh god why" whenever MAN takes up 3 posts to post comments on the devnotes that amount to "it's shit"
which it is, but like Shakespeare said in the simpsons: brevity is... wit

>>149880060
>the general is already dead. why? because i say so!!!111!!!1

Sounds like you are trying to control the general once again, MAN. We've seen multiple times that the general goes back to comfymode within 2 days when not killed by one particular schizophrenic.

>>149880461
love that I'm accused of being MAN, given what i did the last time I spoke to him.

even when the general is "comfy" it's still drifting down the pages, often hitting 10, with bursts of replies in rapid succession relatively rare.

>>149880669
You can't honestly think things will be ok overnight, when we haven't had a holding semblance of cultrue since like 0.90. The chemo needs time to have an effect, and it's better to have it sooner than later.

>>149881006
things won't be okay period. KSP itself has already essentially peaked.

/kspg/ has an insular circlejerk culture which discourages new users, and KSP itself is already topping out it's userbase.

whether it happens within the year, or within 3-4 years, the long term trend for this general is not good. if 4 years from now i am wrong, you may quote and laugh at me.

>>149878920
I'll read you MAN.

>ITT : yuri's breakdown

>>149881167
>things won't be okay period.
Not with that attitude.
>KSP itself has already essentially peaked.
Agree.
>/kspg/ has an insular circlejerk culture which discourages new users, and KSP itself is already topping out it's userbase.
That didn't stop faggots like Yuri and Iowa from shitting up the place. And if we can get 2 new avatarfags post full-release, getting new regulars isn't far off.
>whether it happens within the year, or within 3-4 years, the long term trend for this general is not good.
No shit, but then again most things never look good in the eyes of the future. Instead of being pessimistic all the time, we could also make do with what we have, and that would fare better for the general and it's inhabitants.

>>149881494
He's not me. I've already posted my feelings. I still have a few posts about the Poetry of development and Squad's intentional ignorance of such realities, but those will be inconsequential.

At this point, my ideas have pollenated across the fanbase. Its up to you guys to take the ball and run in whatever direction you want.

But don't think I won't descend back upon this general and unleash my wrath, if you abuse my relaxation, Angry Anon, who I am not replying to, but is very real and is out there and is waiting until /kspg/ is vulnerable.

Squadcast today

>>149881798
>Not with that attitude.
as they said before the launch of the N1.
>getting new regulars isn't far off.
avatarfags are motivated by attention-seeking, not discussion-seeking like regular anons. when regular anons come in and see all we're doing is discussing some avatarfag's personal life, what incentive is there for them to stay?
>we could also make do with what we have
i'm very fond of the "egotists, idiots, assholes" explanation of this general's userbase even if i did only see it a few posts ago.
we have very little of use left, and what little we do have makes it very encouraging to just laze about instead of actually trying to add something or amuse someone.

when it comes to feelings of pessimism, i can only feel pessimistic about the prospect of artificially changing them (i.e. by keeping one's thoughts to themselves) as it almost inevitably starts to make genuinely good things feel like just another artificial occurrence in /kspg/ - keep smiling please general.

>>149881167

I do not agree about the circlejerking who "discourages" new users. I could argue it's the contrary.

/kspg/ is pretty welcoming to anyone who asks about the actual state of the development, or posts screenshots/webm. Of course the saltyness is never far off, but look at other generals such as /edg/ and pretty much every /dedgemu/, what you'll see is a bunch of elitist cunts spitting in the food whenever they can. But I'm ok with that because I think most of the time this behavior is right (like in rightness). Delicate newfriends can fuck off if they don't get what seeing through a game and its development means.

In short I'd say we need to stop being paranoid. I said it like four times in two threads, one of the clear symptom of our lack of social settings is this constant paranoia. And what a surprise when this paranoia tends to come associated with names and avatarfags.

>>149882745
*which
and other inconsistencies.
Fucking headache.

>>149882745
>our lack of social settings
can you clarify that

>>149882990
Basically I mean our lack of cohesion.
We are constantly firing at each others for shit.

>>149882281
>Angry Anon, who I am not replying to, but is very real and is out there and is waiting until /kspg/ is vulnerable.
You better believe it, friend.
Lurking in the shadows. Nefariously having emotions.

>>149883620
Look what we got versus what they sold us

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Space

This post is on-topic. Deleting it would be wrong.

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>>149895689
Kerbal

this post is also on topic. Deleting it would be a breach of the janitorial ruleset

Oh how cute. Yuri is teaching us by elimination how we are allowed to post about kerbal and space, but not squad.

This totally isn't Maxmaps the janitor using his sock puppet to force us to talk about the bug ridden scam we blew $150 mil on and 5 years, as long as we never mention the entity that abused our devs and embezzled our investments.

As for those poor Mexican children who would have benefitted from the taxes our "indie Mexican dev" should have put back into Mexico instead of stealing... well, our janitor and Maxmaps feel identical about them: "they can go fuck themselves"

When this post disappears you'll know I was right the whole time.

336th for nuke the world.

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>>149899195
MAN pls, she's obviously just doing what some of us do when the janitor loses its mind and goes on a deletion rampage. I do it too.

>>149899690
>that filename

snek confirmed man

>>149899690
but only squad was deleted

there's still no proof Yuri is a something adder also space kerbal squad is shill signaling... except when you do it to troll me

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>>149900315
Space kerbal squad :^)

SQUAD A SHIT

BURN KERBALCAST
TWITCH DOT TV SLASH KSPTV
I THINK THEY SAID A DIFFERENT TIME THIS WEEK

Even do nothing
Odd shitpost
Quintuples snekstream

>>149900315
but she added something right here >>149895689

thats a ksp image. when was the last time anyone aside from snek or yuri posted ksp? shitty news channel gifs and instagram filters need not apply

>>149901115
>odd
Please write one of your much acclaimed schizoposts, really want to read one atm.