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>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
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hana song
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i want a girl to play overwatch with
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>>149692675
>No edition
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Hana Song's vagina bones
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>>149692786
I'm a girl but I'm bad
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>>149692815
why must you keep posting lies?
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EnvyUs.Taimou's aimbot winning a tournament!
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>>149692854
L O N D O N
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N
D
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>>149692897
DELETE THIS
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>>149692854
add me and prove it
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>>149692854
how bad we talking
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10839884
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>>149692904
>149692904
is this a meme
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>>149692786
Region?

I know someone who is looking for active English speakers to play with. she is in EU region.

(her KD is around 2.0, she mains widow, soldier, mostly hitscan heroes. she ain't so bad, she played too much shooter games.)
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>>149692675
Who /reaper/ here? Ever since I started playing him I can't even play anything else to the same degree.
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>>149692897
I'm genuinely asking: do people actually and unironically care about the overwatch "pro scene"? Why do you feel like posting this in most threads? Do you expect other people to care?
pls answer
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>>149692994
Sub-50 and my most played heroes are Lucio and Junkrat
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>>149693110
>her KD is around 2.0
>she mains widow
>she aint so bad
pick zero
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>>149693110
im american but i will play eu my tag is keeno#11597
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>press shift to charge into the enemy DVA
>NERF THIS
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>>149692815
you really do not give Lucio and Mercy enough credit in terms of skill ceiling. There's complexity to the concept of "not dying".
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>>149693161
he is good, but only with a given enemy setup, like against roadhog.

>>149693198
okay okay we get it you have a 20 K/D and you play 1v6 all the time and you still win. we know, bro it's okay.
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>>149693161
You can always try Winston.
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>get into rank
>2 people with levels lower then 30 on my team
>everyone on there team is above level 80

HAHAHA fuck you blizzard i get that the higher the level doesn't mean you are more skilled but it for damn sure means you have played long enough to know how most if not all the heroes should be played.

the rank level requirement should be 50 not fucking level 25.
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>>149693227

>Carry her meka to a safe distance from your team so it doesnt kill them

>Shield to save yourself from the blast

So long as her allies arent shooting you in the ass that aint so bad at all. You just nullified her ult
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Did the Hanzo nerf even work properly? I'm still getting funked by guys that aren't aiming at me.
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>on point not dead for over 3 minutes
>finally die once
>enemy team manages to cap it in seconds
YOU FUCKING MONGOLOIDS

OF -COURSE- AS SOON AS I DIE EVERYTHING GOES TO SHIT, FUCK

JUST
HOLD
THE
POINT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>149692815
>it's a graph so it must be true
>>149693239
>responding unironically to bait and still being wrong
I'll bite. Post your most played.
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if you have low health and call a new mech, but then the new one gets destroyed, do you have full hp on your character? Or does your hp stay low?
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>>149693451
Read it properly for once, see you in 5 years since you need to learn reading first.
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>>149693273
Considering how overwatch works with eliminations, a 2.0 K/D with Widowmaker is fucking atrocious.
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>>149693309
I should try that desu. I like reaper cause I have shoddy aim and he's more about map placement and flanking than precise aim. Winston seems like a good fit.
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Why do you anons keep merely fantasizing about you're waifu?

I fuck mine in virtual reality every day, you have to step it up lads.
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>>149693451
hanzo mouthbreathers just have less margin for their inane spamshots now, it's not a complete nerf
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I think it's pretty cool how they took American culture as a whole and just stuffed it into one character. They did roadhog good
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>>149693454
> 10 kill streak as Lucio
> As soon as I die the team falls apart and they take the point
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>149693451
I haven't seen anyone play Hanzo in a long time
I almost miss getting killed because he shot a scatter arrow at the ground
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>>149693615
>roadhog
>american

?????
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>>149693575
>porn is illegal in korea
how do these people live
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>>149693454
>playing Zarya on Gib def
>holding back niggas like a true warrior of Russia
>the moment I die the payload starts moving
>by the time I get back, it's already past the first memepoint, uncontested

I know your feel way too much.
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>>149693552
not everyone can be Korean though.
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If i use an aimbot will i get detected and banned across all blizard games?

Taimou etc only doesnt get banned because hes in the pro scene right?

>>149693575
wat a fuck???
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>>149693482
pls answer
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>>149693615
Roadhog huffs gas, he doesn't eat burgers.
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Post hero themes already.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufDlZUNS5Ps
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>>149693781
Americans huff dangerous substances all the time
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>>149693615
i agree. 76 is quite the patriot
>>149693482
you get all your hp back
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>>149693723
>le fat people xddd

Mexico is fatter but EU is still asshurt
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>queue for comp
>wait 7 minutes
>100% stomped
>derank

convince me that i have any affect on a games predetermined outcome, for better or worse
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>>149693482
Full HP
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>>149693891
>Mexico is fatter

wrong
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>>149693791
https://youtu.be/XttN1Xet2c0
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>>149693723
Culture not nationality son
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>>149693772
>wat a fuck???

??? what.
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>>149693791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1-_YMkhcF0
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>>149692897
what are you hoping to accomplish
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>>149693913
Where the fuck is that Reinhardt standing?
Yeah, those Soldiers are retarded for standing in front of the shield, but that shield position is fucking retarded.
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>>149692897
>giving a fuck about competitive overwatch
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what does ana's ass-pussy smell like?
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>>149693791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
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Why tracer is so perfect
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>>149694206
British
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>>149693734
Like everyone else, it's not like people don't break the law online all over the world, they are only really going after people who
produce porn, a few months ago a few korean artists on pixiv got arrested, but people in korea watch porn normal.
Just like how loli is supposed to be illegal in the UK but then you see hundred of bridbong ips seeding loli torrents from panda.
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>>149694206
Why is Roadhog so perfect?
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>>149693772
Use a trigger bot. The red outline allows to cheat without even touching the game.
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>>149692897
he's not cheating
t.cheater
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>>149693791
why is he so perfect?
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>The higher the level the better the play.
- owg.
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>>149694206
>only 40% playerbase use tracer
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Jesse McCree! Here are five quick facts about our favorite hero!

1. Jesse has THREE dakimakuras!
2. They're almost as cute as Jesse!
3. McCree is the cutest cowboy ever!
4. I love him!
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>>149694252
Why she cant be real ?
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I miss being able to teamwipe with zarya

Now that fucking dva and zenyatta are getting played, every black hole that I shoot just gets negated by Dva shield or zen ult
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>>149694438
>dat sentence structure
neck yourself
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>>149694376
Those are only four facts! We need fact #5!
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>>149692786
I'll play with you but only if you're my rank or better and also only if you're cute.
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kiss
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>>149694438
there is nothing worse than waifufags
off yourself please
>>149694465
good riddance cunt
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>>149692786
only of you carry me up to rank 70
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>>149694465
Zenyatta I feel you

But you have to be a moron to not get D.Va out of her mech before cyka blyat
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>>149693985
his "culture" isn't even american though

he's like some postapocalyptic/mad max character

or perhaps the joke is that hurr durr hes fat so he's american, which is a pretty pleb tier joke
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>>149694534
>>149694634
im 71 is that good enough
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Why is Zen's ult allowed to just cancel every ult in the game?

Can you even kill anyone in Zen ult? I think D.VA shield would kill but that's it.
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>>149694526
The fifth fact is a hidden mystery, only to be revealed in /owg/'s darkest hour!

Some say you can find the fifth fact hidden deep in McCree's design!
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>>149694376
You fucked it up anon....

Fact 3. I love him!
Fact 4. Jesse McCree!
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>>149694589
>tracer will never cuck you
>why should i live
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>>149694643
Yeah Ive realized that about dva but it just lowers the opportunities you get to ult. Im glad it got an effective nerf though desu it was way to big of a gamechanger
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10840095/

KOTH is the most balanced game mode. Prove me wrong.

You can't.
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>>149694136
Old Baba Ghanoush and black tea
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>uses a pixel or cute spray
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>>149693791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7upUtiLiYo
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>>149694774
Pretty sure junkart and mccree can still kill through a zen ult. Don't forget that ana's E counters it completely. It's a really strong ult though now for sure.
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>>149693791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npQrIkYvl6k

Lucio desu.
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>>149694897
Pixel sprays are the best looking sprays for a lot of characters though
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>>149694897
I use cute because I want people to know i got the achievements desu
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>>149692815
>tf2 font
>all this wrong data

neck yourself
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>>149695006
Me too lol
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Why do people like Tracer when she has the face of jimmy neutron?
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>>149694897
>uses sprays
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>>149694806
Jessie McCree messes with my head! He blinds my senses and capability with his rugged good looks!

I can't be expected to get the order right!
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>>149695003
Pixel spray is definitely one of the best ones for McCree
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>>149694335
He just is.
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>>149693791

Winston (Ult Mode)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jynTNYSKNuk
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>use Dva before buffs
>now after buffs people are realizing the powers of the gremlin
Fucking bandwagon metafags.
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>>149692675
>Game finishes
>GGEZ
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>>149694337
dude you're a garbage ass player with your shit stats

please fuck off sub 50 shitter
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>tfw it's clear you're going to lose because team is blantantly mechanically inferior to the opposite team and no amount of teamwork will help
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>>149694956
Tracer is pure, delete this immediately
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>>149694337
kys lelouch
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>>149694959
junkrat can, as tire dmg is instant.
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>>149695167
>Pop ulti as Winston
>Get nanoboosted by Ana

There is no greater feeling.
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>>149695234
report them for posting adult content on a blue board
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>it's your team suck enormous fucking cock episode
I want to get off this wild ride.
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>>149694979

>Im-fucking-plying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7oWWUaNf90

It suits his rhythm so well too
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>>149695196
fuck off shitter I'm the best Roadhog in here.

>>149695263
y-you too
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>>149694897
>not using a cute or pixel spray to show cheevos
For what purpose?
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>>149692932
the only ow shipping pair that doesn't annoy me
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>>149695095
>Not noose for necking cute sprays
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>>149695369
you're part of the team, you suck enormous cock too
i'm tired of you shitters blaming everything on the team
it's never your fault, is it?
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>>149694956
This SFM stuff is getting pretty good. But i don't know how long its going to take before it doesn't look like one alien slime tube monster with hair slurping up another alien slime tube monster without hair.
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>normally have voice channel muted
>never really hear anything helpful, but i have heard families fighting over the mic and weird shit like that
>enter game
>see that 3 people on my team are using their mic
>think why not and unmute voice channel
>don't really hear anything
>after a few seconds of listening, hear just small noises
>they have their mics on, but aren't really saying anything
>just breathing, smacking lips, things like that
>can't be bothered to mute voice channel again, just play with their noises going
>we win
>everyone in the voice channel exhales and smacks lips in unison

th-thanks...
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i've finally discovered the purpose of the basketballs in the prep rooms

they're for practicing your aim
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>>149694897
>tfw got both Roadhog's stickers in one match
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>>149694979
Explain your reasoning for choosing this for Lucio.

The only connection I can make is that both are black.
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FUCK YEAH TIME TO USE MY ROADHOG ULT.

>ZEN ULT
>D.VA SHIELD.
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>>149693791
Which to fucking choose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pHQuCezmLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHUTLYRqcsE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL4ch9Wyg3w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYI09PMNazw
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>>149693376
Exactly. 25 means that you've spent just enough time to not completly suck in quickplay. And it sure as fuck doesn't mean that your "wannabe seagull" candyass can instalock Genjo in a ranked match
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>>149695304
Winston + Ana's ult is fucking shit though
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Thicc heroine when?
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>>149695834
>ulting when dva is in her mech
>not hooking and disposing of robot gandhi
its like you want to lose, anon
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>>149695989
>flies in out of no where with shield up
?
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I want to suffocate between blueberry's butcheeks
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>>149695834
i just hate that people dont try reduce dva shield matrix and let that player gets shield cooldown back
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Don't do drugs kids
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>>149696112
>PS4 GRAPHICS.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
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>>149694979
>>149695807


Here's Lucio's REAL theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ2Y_hbDXZU
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>>149695975
now
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>>149695509
Go eat a shitstick, dumb fuck.
I'm playing the objective and always change my picks if needed.
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>>149696027
i know its a meme by now but
get fucking good
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>>149696160
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>ask for heals
>stand next to healer
>get no heals

>healer gets twenty ticked into a hook
>lose match

>win match
>net rank loss

goddamn how awful is this game
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>>149695975
>r23 gf
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post sick plays
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>>149695115
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>>149696384
>fth doing damage
clearly fake
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>>149693791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP625xQIGzs
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>Mei can cut off 80% of the ults in the game
>this is balanced
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I've been going into comp and playing games Ana for banter. My rank has dropped 10 points since this morning
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>>149696384
>Reaper teleports by you
>You just headshot them
It's silly how much this happens at rank 40~
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>>149696384
i got a good genji potg the other day

i ulted and sword dashed into the enemy team and the pharah killed herself shooting at me, got the mercy, junkrat and even the roadhog but then i got shot in the back of the head by their mcree
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>almost level 90
>still bad
I-It's my first FPS, maybe I'll be good eventually...
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>>149696556
>kill Mei
>realize theres an opening, use ult
>???
>profit

glad to have helped solve another bunch of musings of a rank 20.
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>>149696440
DELETE THIS
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>>149696697
>level 90
>still plays heroes that need to aim
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>>149696335
>Looking directly at a health pack and having over 3/5 of your health
>Just standing there as the disruption tank doing nothing
>Being behind the choke as THE choke breaker hero on Hanamura
>HURR WHY DOES THIS GAME SUCK SO MUCH IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M RANK 48
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>>149696335
T W E N T Y
I
C
K

R A T E
A
T
E

Just GET GOOD!

DUNNING-KRUGER EFFECT!

PHARAH IS A QUADRUPLE AMPUTEE!

YOU ARE THE ONLY CONSTANT!
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>>149696784
2 0 T I C K
0
T
I
C
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>>149696384
Would have been sick if I didn't miss my flash :(
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>>149693791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
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>Ana buff happening
>Everyone will fuck your competitive games again trying to play her

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20747865726?page=4#post-67
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>tfw switching from autistically maining handsoap to autistically maining mcREE
Why is it so easy to hit things? I had 10% average accuracy on hanzo. And why is the flashbang allowed to stop charge?
I miss climbing walls though.
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>>149696784
Who are some good no-aim heroes?
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>>149696985
any defense hero
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how do I find the strength to be a shameless Genji shitter who makes my team lose while I try to learn him?
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>>149696684
>good genji potg
>i ulted
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>It's a tick rate fucks you in the ass while throwing your flash episode
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>>149696335
>ask for heals
>healer don't respond
>but soldier runs to your location
>Come get stabilized.

dad>healsluts
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>>149696747
>Mei is not retarded
>stays near tank and doesn't let herself die

sub rank 50 fags please go
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>>149696964
>still no mention of defense hero buffs/reworks
what the fuck are you doing blizzard
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>>149697127
play quickplay. no one bats an eyelash to attacking torb or widow on koth.
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>>149696964
>clip
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>>149696747
>everyone is balanced as long as you kill their counter first :^)
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>>149697127
Roleplay as hard as you can. Make little vengeance quests for yourself if someone is killing you a bunch. At some point you'll git gud enuf to assassinate people sanic fast.
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Who's the best DPS hero to learn right now? I have at least one character I feel comfortable with in every role other than that. I play a lot of Genji and a little bit of McCree but I don't feel super good about either one.

I play a lot of Pharah too but not well enough to survive in a post-Ana/McSkill/D.Va instacarbomb world
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>>149693772
Taimou's allowed to aimbot because his can't be detected by Blizzard. It can't be detected because he paid someone to make it exclusively for him.
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>>149693791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXoUCmIiMkk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTIwbusbN1g
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>>149697202
That's one of the things I really hate about the introduction of ranked. Nobody gives a single fuck in quickplay anymore.
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>people already crying about genji on official forums
>le ebin doublehop cancer ninjaman going to get nerfed soon
>tracer is the next

mfw
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>>149697162
>oh no, Mei uses teamwork to stay alive
>also use teamwork (MAGIC!) to kill the tank, then kill Mei

Wow that was hard. But nice projection, fag.
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>>149697357
mccree is the undisputed dps king in this patch.
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What are some input modifications you have for different heroes, /owg/? Here's mine for McCree:

E -> M2
M2 -> E

Sensitivity: 8
Reticle: Dot (Hot Pink)

Switching M2 and E forced me to rely a lot more on M1 and accuracy instead of automatically clicking M2 for Fan the Hammer. As a bonus, it means I can react to shit a lot more fluidly with my stun grenade.
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>>149697405
They need to just make his dash reset on finishing blows only
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>>149697405
let's hope so
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>>149697179
Defense is for fucking idiot pussy noskillers
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>>149697405
I'm torn because on the one hand they're really annoying but on the other I don't actually think they're OP, at least not Tracer
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>>149697556
Tracer isn't really op

Genji just needs to reload more often and his dash looked at
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>>149697202
>implying torb on attack is universally bad

>>149697385
Why would you hate this? It's actually fun, and you don't get grilled every time you do something that isn't some unknown shitters idea of good strat. If you want to give a fuck about the outcome just play ranked.
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STOP IT. FUCKING STOP TRYING TO NERF GENJI
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>>149693791
>>149694001
>>149694156
>>149694335
>>149694932
>>149694979
>>149695167
>>149695851
>>149696526
>>149696942
>>149697381
Nobody cares about your shit taste in music.
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>>149697381
>not Rules of Nature

Objectively wrong.
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>>149697441
>not being retarded
>teamwork

???
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>>149697489
That's what annoys me the most about the current Mcree, Fan the Hammer is completely useless. Blizzard doesn't know how to balance him without making him ridiculously OP or completely useless.
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>>149697556
yeah xD

240 dps for that hero is not OP at all
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>>149697489
I just have both abilities keybind to 2 side buttons on my mouse, much better than lshift and e
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>get lots of leavers or "it's just a game bro" shitters in placement matches
>get ranked 39
>now it's just people not commucating, using chat or moslty don't think about team balancing

KILL ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>149697202
Quickplay isn't the best environment to learn because nobody's playing their mains or using decent team comp, but you need balls of steel and near immunity to bullying to go learn a character in ranked without remorse.
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>>149697735
shimada tier when?
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>>149697137
yeah

i got almost all of their team and allowed us to push uncontested for a good 20-30 seconds and cap
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>>149697836
My mouse only has two buttons (three if you count the mouse wheel).
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Why are Genji players so predictable?

>wallrun a wall just to get air time even though it makes them an easy target
>press E even on beam weapons
>always presses shift towards or away after a deflect
>generally the most useless player uses him

Easy kills every time. Genji players on defense are no different from awful Widowmaker players on offense and probably listen to Naruto OST.
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repostin from last thread but had a bug where everyone disconnected but their player models were still in the world and could be killed, until next round where they disappeared but still had ult charge
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>>149696556
Dude there are so many characters that invalidate others ults, why the fuck are you complaining about mei.
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>>149697969
>40 fps
>potato quality
its time for an upgrade man
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>>149697847
>Team says nothing all game
>We do shit
>Team all say hello at the beginning
>We do great
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>>149697847
That's what the 40s and 50s are like too
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>>149697405
>300 post topic about genji
>no dev response

>topic about mccree not even 24 hours old
>kaplan says they're looking at tweaks within the first handful of pages

B-but MUH GENJI gunna get nerfed!
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>>149698036
Mei denies the most by far, with both her specials sure many characters can deny other ults, but hey have to use their ult as well or be skillfull.
>>
McCree theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RlSgnpLbro
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>>149697969
Nice scaling holy fuck
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whats the quickest way to grind loot boxes?
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>>149697969
>0c

Nice cooling though.
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>>149698179
level up
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>>149698179
buy them.
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>>149698179
Winning consecutive matches while grouped.
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>>149696556
>team sacrifices either damage, support or tankiness for utility

Seems right to me
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>>149698061
looks like a giant earthworm senpai

also
>making false statements
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How do we fix defence heroes? All of them are terrible.
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>>149698083
This

Whenever I was the only one talking in my placements we lost
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>>149698083
i mean stuff like chatting, giving advice or asking for some coordinated flank/regroup

fuckers just ignore you straight but wonder why you lose then
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>>149697847
The memes just write themselves

It's always low ranked players that post greentext blogs about how their teams are shit.
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Nerf THIS
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>>149698291
Make them actual defense heroes and not just immobile attack heroes
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>>149698179
be a good goy
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>>149697968
Enjoy it while it lasts, once you get to a decent MMR gengi players are unstoppable killing machines.
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Is Mercy good on kings row attack or should you use Lucio like in volskaya, hanamura or anubis
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>>149698332
Where do all these come from
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>>149698395
I always use Lucio now
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>>149697824
It has some use for finishing people off, but it isn't an automatic kill anymore.

Personally, if I wanted to give it more utility without increasing its damage I would:

>slightly decrease spread
>give slight knockback (compounded by how many bullets hit)
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>>149698142
Dude don't lie.

>Genji deflects most ults
>Rein can block most ults
>D.va can block most ults
>Lucio's ult invalidates most ults
>Zenyatta invalidates most ults
>Alot of characters can be killed/stunned during their ults

I hate dealing with mei but don't tryn call her op for doing something that's common practice in this game.
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Post em
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>>149698135
devs don't want to piss off weebs

they will be silent until the actual nerfs
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> playing Lucio in ranked
> silver in elims, gold in healing, objective time and objective kills

God damnit I'm in the 60s, this isn't supposed to happen anymore. Blizzard needs to add a scoreboard to ranked so we can atleast tell who the shitters are there. If you can't handle being told you're shit when you are playing like shit then ranked isn't for you
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>>149696335
>1:22 into a game
>497 damage and 1 death
>whining about teammates

Sounds about right.
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How much does she charge, you think?
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>>149698612
I always make sure to pay the enemy team's sniper a visit on my way to fuck their support.
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>>149697405
SAUCE SOMEONE
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>>149698612
>porn using different skins
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>>149698374
How to become the unstoppable killing machine? Currently I'm a gnat who never dies but doesn't do much besides be annoying.
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>>149698591
>>Genji deflects most ults
only bullet ults and for himself
>>Rein can block most ults
unless they get behind you or go through your shield
>>D.va can block most ults
For little time and unly in one direction
>>Lucio's ult invalidates most ults
ok, but it's an ult, mei doesn't need hers to deny other ults
>>Zenyatta invalidates most ults
except for any instakill ones
>>Alot of characters can be killed/stunned during their ults

yes
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>>149698395
lucio+zenyatta is the support duo 90% of the time now, especially on attack
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>>149698662
i love being told im shit when i'm gold in elims and dont get a card or potg.
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>>149698694
More than any cockroach yuropper could afford lmao
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>>149698662
I am in the top 2% of Lucio players yet have a losing win percentage
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>>149698865
>200 players on peak hours
lel
>>
>Teammate picks Mercy on Attack and we have no other healer
>Lose
>Team picks Mercy on attack and we have no other healer
>Pick a second healer
>No one does damage
>Lose
>Teammate picks Mercy on Defense right after we lose attack
>Lose first 2 points
>Switch to a second healer THEN
>Almost win.

I don't know. I really just don't fucking know. Why do people keep picking Mercy as a solo healer? I mean maybe on Hanamura defense but I can't imagine too many other places I'd do it, especially on something like King's Row
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>>149698643
Well shit.
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>>149698662
telling people that will just tilt them and make them play even worse or go full griefer
in every match where teammates have started calling each other out for being bad we've gone on to get stomped even if it was kind of close before
there is literally no reason to do it; it never makes the shitters magically play better
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>>149698976
mercy is shit in pugs.
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>>149698852
GJ you tagged the most people before they died and don't understand the difference between that and getting the most kills on your team.
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>>149698820
So I guess Zarya's Graviton Surge and Hanzo's Dragonstrike are bullets? Got it.
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HOW LONG DOES THIS SHITTY """""WEEKLY""""" BRAWL LAST ITS BEEN LIKE THIS SINCE ANA CAME OUT
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>>149698326
As opposed to high ranking players posting about how their teams are shit?

Oh wait, that happens too.

Guaran-fucking-tee you though that at the 30's no one is going to give 2 fucks about teamwork over getting to play the character THEY want to play
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>alt tab the game after a match
>this fat faggot starts gasping
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>>149699098
i reaper. i am the killing machine.
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>>149699050
Well it's more so we can tell who the shitters are in the group. I usually queue with a friend or two and then invite the randoms to the party so we have some communication. However i don't want to play the next round with the shitter who was carried
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>>149698053
I'm on a laptop, I've never actually played on a desktop and gotten like 60 fps stable.

>>149698176
50% render scaling and I wish it would go lower desu
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>>149699116
literally tomorrow
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What are the heroes looking at when they're idle in character select?
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>>149699116
22:00 UTC on Tuesdays
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>>149698820
I mean if you wanna be that way about things.

>Mei blocks most ults
If she reacts fast enough and you aren't being predictable as fuck
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>>149699440
(you)
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>>149699440
They're looking at you and silently begging you not to get them killed too often
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>teammates flaming each other back and forth blaming someone for some play when we were going to lose anyway
>we get offense in sudden death
>okay should be easy
>they're too busy arguing in chat that I'm literally the only person on the cart in dorado while Hanzo and 76 shoot my ass for free and bastion shoots at me while I'm behind the cover of the cart
>we lose

thanks, it was definitely important that you type out long fucking arguments in the chat in sudden death
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>>149699527
>>
Why do I have to win ten games to go up a rank but I lose 2 and I'm down one.
>>
> that one friend who doesn't know how to play anyone and constantly switches characters because they assume they were the wrong character
> that one friend who overthinks everything and jumps the gun on any request because they don't know what else to do
> that one friend who tilts as soon as something negative happens, even if they just die one time
> that one friend's girlfriend who bitches about everything/everyone, but plays the victim if you talk back
> that one friend's girlfriend who only knows how to fill one role, and gets angry if you suggest diversifying
> randos are unreliable

TL;DR:
> the reasons I don't play competitive
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>>149699567
hey i was in that game and was on your team

maybe you should stop being useless and dying on your own and no one would be sperging out cunt
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>>149699620

Instant diamonds
>>
Widowmaker paying reparations for what she did to Omnic MLK!
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>current year
>not typing 'GG EZ' at the end of every round.

the salt starts flying and it's funny as hell.
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>>149699720
>sudden death
>doing anything that's not getting on that cart if no one's on it

the only one useless is you
>>
reminder that the only two stats that matter are objective time and damage done
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>>149699639
And what are you?
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>>149698326
i would like you trying to play good in a team where most of the players don't want to play together or literally train heroes (instead of quickplay)

i never said I am the best but being one who tries and then having a bunch of people who don't actually try their best
that's frustrating
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>mfw Tracer Nendo at Summer Wonfes
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>>149699639
See this wouldn't happen if you had no friends like me
>>
Get behind her!
>>
STOP
POSTING
FUCKING
PORN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ITS A BLUE FUCKING BOARD
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>>149699876
If you're doing a lot of damage and getting no elims then ur probably just shooting Mei walls
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When will the anasanity end?
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>>149699876
The Junkrat guy who sits on the point and spams the choke with grenades is a pro then
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>>149699950
Or Rein shields. Which you're supposed to do
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>>149699639
>Finish solo queue placements
>Rank 63
>Friends finish placements
>They're all lower than 48
>Always make excuses as to why I can't play with them when they want to queue up together for comp
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>>149692815
>that zen ceiling
are we playing the same game?
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>>149700014
cool Beans
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>>149700097
>not farming ez wins off the bad people
you'll be playing against if you queue with them
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>>149699925
>lying on the internet
Also nendos are shit.
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>>149699883
I'm that guy that just stops talking three matches in because he's too angry
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>>149699876
>Objective time

Always funny to hear people talk about this as the most important stat. Real good mark of a player if they're just always standing on the point/payload even if it's already capped or not being pushed.
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>>149700184
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>>149699947
Breaking the rules is so much fun eggs dee
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>>149693481
>inb4 battletoad videos
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>>149700219
I feel like I'm that plus all of the guys you described combined to form the worst player of all time
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>>149700180
>tfw no Tracer Alter
>all we get is this shit
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>>149699639
Are you me?
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>>149700164
>Getting like 1/10th the Elo than if I just queued against people my rank
>Losing like an entire rank and a half if we lose

Doesn't really sound worth it.
>>
>>149700265
>>149699947
>Going on 4chan while at work
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>>149694897
If the achievement sprays weren't the only ones that showed up in replays I would use others. It's embarrassing to see the default spray.
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>>149699876
objective time is about as pointless as it gets

the payload doesnt move any faster if there are more than 3 people standing on it.

you don't need anyone on the objective in koth maps majority of the time. only when you capture it and often you can stop an enemy from capturing it without stepping on the objective yourself. you just need one person there to make it a contest
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>>149695304
>get into the enemies backline as Symmetra
>get nano boosted by Ana

Rip and tear!!!
>>
>>149700335
>>
>>149699883
He's the perfect friend obviously that never does anything other people find irritating and plays perfectly no matter what.
>>
How long do you think Blizzard should take before updates?

I'm kinda getting bored of OW now, KOTH makes me vomit.

Payload is still fun as fuck but I really only like Dorado and Kings Row.
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>>149700519
is that mole on her chest canon?
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>>149699639

wow, having friends sounds horrible. good thing i will never experience that.
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>>149692845
>no pubes
What a slut
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>>149696384
I do that every eight games with Mercy.
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>>149699620
>>
>first heroic skin
>its blackhardt
guess whose getting upgraded from 8 minutes of play
>>
>tfw I will never be able to git gud with 2,500 DPI

How do people even play like that?
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>>149700698
bastion
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Which Overwatch would you fuck?
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How do I git gud with Reaper?
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>>149700643
Am I the only one here that likes KOTH more than Payload?
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>>149696171
>picture Lucio dancing like this
>sudden and intense erection

Guess I'm gay and like dark meat.
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>>149700717
they don't
anyone who isn't a retard plays at 800
anything below that is a meme and anything above it is insanity
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>>149700796
Which Overwatch WOULDN'T I fuck?
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>>149700848
yes
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>>149700717
play like what? also what stops you from lowering your dpi? you got some weird ass mouse that doesnt allow you to adjust it?

altho you can play even at 2500 dpi you just gotta put your sens at like 2 and it'd be fine
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>>149700796
Easiest question I've ever had to answer
>>
>>
>win 1 game
>get like 20% to next rank
>lose game
>get 40% lose of a rank
Wew i think i wont make it to the top 500
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>>149699639
> Favorite character is Mercy
> Ana's p-cool too
> never get to play either because BOTH of my friends what have girlfriends, both of them refuse to learn play anything but support
I honestly think its so they don't have to take responsibility for how shitty they are, because both of them will also bitch constantly about the rest of the team.
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>>149700796
genji's dragon
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>>149700796
ur mum cuz she's OP
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>>149696384
>>149696508
>old ass UI
Those were the days
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How strong is McCree in canon?
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>>149700796
I want to ___ FemGenji
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>>149695578
That's not SFM that's blender.
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They really need to make eliminations whoever gets the final blow on someone and just add assists.
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>>149700885
even better: name hanzo, plays genji
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>>149700796
fem bastion
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>>149700894
Your friends need better gfs. My friend's shitty support main gf is nice and only talks to tell us we did a nice play or coordinate ults with us.
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>>149700835
he's one of the easiest heros to play.
what are you having trouble with?
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>>149698456
Various tumblr creators most watermark their works
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>it's a "tracer on the other team is godlike and no one can touch her" episode
>it's a "lost two wins worth of points from one loss" episode
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>>149700796
All the females except for Mei.
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>>149700885
>>149701072
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>>149699620
wut
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When will the "Press Q to kill all the enemy team: The POTG" be replaced by things like "Save your entire team from a Zarya/Hanzo combo with Zen's ult"?
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>Enemy team actually has a good Hanzo, Ana, and Widow on defense
>Ask someone to go Genji
>Roadhog changes to Genji and actually breaks up their defense
>We win

So many things that I didn't think could actually happen in this game happened in one game

>Wanting a Genji
>A Roadhog switching when all he does is ult feed
>An unexperienced Genji actually breaking up a backline
>Anyone switching when asked to counter an enemy composition.
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>>149699527
>DPSluts
I just realized this was a play on DPS not double penetration
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>playing recon bastion in quickplay
>getting to where I can reliably land 2 headshots out of the initial 100% accurate 3-shot burst

Soon.
>>
Why do people still think that defense characters are best on defense and offense characters are best on offense? They do realize half the placements are completely arbitrary right?
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>>149701064
It would just turn into a straight up K/D fest like TF2. They should leave it how it is, the players just need to realize what those numbers mean and stop patting themselves on the back when they didn't necessarily do that great.
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>>149701334
but no one thinks that tho. everyone use offense heroes on defense.
>>
>>149701334
>Get bitched at for playing Junkrat on Attack
>Gold elim/damage/objective kills/obj time.

Every time
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>>149701270
theres nothing impressive about a zen ulting tho
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>>149701186
McCree.
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>>149701334
Most of the defense characters are total shit on offense for lack of mobility or setup required.
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why is lucio associated with frogs
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>>149701325
I gotta do some tilted bastion play myself.
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>>149700796
>>149700865
I'll narrow it down for myself. The one's I wouldn't:
Roadhog: too tall, old, and fat.
Reaper: Smells of Death.
Junkrat: Too many explosives.
Winston: A gorilla.
Mercy: She's evil and I don't like blondes.
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>>149700796
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>>149701334
who thinks that? the most picked defence hero is junkrat with whopping 1% pickrate
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>>149700865
This is the real question.
I'm not into men so I also have the answer, which is any of the men, but wholly fuck I would fuck any one of the women under 50 (although Ana's not half bad for being as old as she is, and young Ana is tops).

If I had my pick though, image related.
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>>149701563
>Reaper: Smells of Death.

more like: is actually a cloud and not a man.
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>>149701270
>Stop a HIGH NOON, JUSTICE RAINS, and DIE DIE DIE in a 15 second window with D.va
>Nobody cares
>>
Did I just get another patch for overwatch? It just randomly popped up Overwatch now playable like it got updated
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>placed at 58
>fall to 54 despite +50% winrate
>climb up to 61 somehow
>almost 62, then lose a game and it takes one whole rank from me
>down to 59, then to 60 again
This system is completely fucked like holy shit
sometimes you hardly gain any rank and sometimes you lose a full rank's worth
Then there's the whole stacking bullshit with stacks being placed against solos
Also learned that playing against rank 70+ tracers is hell

Long and short of it is, Blizzard cant do matchmaking worth shit and need to fucking end themselves
with bullets preferably
>>
How do we buff Poo ?
>>
>>149700951
Presumably he's just a really good shooter. Overwatch, as a superhero organization, seems to have really low standards.
>>
>>149701670
>block reinhardt-tier damage with d.va
>not even a blocking card

I'm mad, every time
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>>149701539
Jumps around and one of his skins is a Froggy Deadmau5 rip.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-Viy95_bes

this makes me sad.
no invisible heroes please, blizzard.
>>
Fellas, I became what I hate most today.
I decided to play as Trobjorn on Anubis just to see what it was like. I placed the turret on the corner of the objective and I racked up a shit ton of kills, even got PotG.
I can now see why a good amount of people main as him. Doesn't make me hate them any less.
>>
>>149700014
Rolling
>>
>try to play reaper
>team goes full booga and can't deal with any sniper
>have to switch so we don't lose

I wish I could be one of those genji instalockers and don't give a fuck.
>>
>>149701185
The one flaw they both have is dodging responsibility. They're otherwise decent folks, but it makes them the worst to play games with. Which, if I ever want to play with either of those friends, I'm basically inviting two people if I invite either.
>>
>>149701709
give her the ability to somehow restore lost shields, thus giving her a pseudo-healer role (especially if there is a zarya or zen in her team)
>>
Holy shit how do I aim with McMeme

I don't even know why but I can't aim for dick when I'm moving around and my target is too it's embarrassing and I'm trying to practice in QP but it aint working
>>
>>149700014
Almost forgot who Alejandra was.
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>>149701709
Let's give her a tool to shut down flanking attempts that can be spread across the whole map and a weapon that can utterly devour anything but tanks, and can pretty easily kill tanks too if they aren't quick enough to realize she's on them.
Oh wait.
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How the fuck do I rank up if I always have to play supports and tanks? I don't get what the fuck the points are based on. I get piddly points and lose a shit ton if I lose one match.
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>>149701668
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135mb update
What is it?
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>>149701709
Give her a loo
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>Your current rank
>Your lowest rank you can remember
>Your career best rank
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>>149701956
>I always HAVE TO play supports and tanks

Stop being a kek brah. Instalock something else.

Or learn Zarya so you can tank and effectively DPS at the same time.
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>>149699620
>ywn eat chip butties with Tracer
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Anyone have that screenshot/webm of the dead widowmaker flopped over on the railing?
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>>149697756
>All dem replies
Well, you tried.
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>>149702105
>41 (kill me)
>36 (kill me)
>56
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Anyone have any ideas about this? I think I've gathered every source. It's probably Doomfist related, not Sombra, so I doubt we have everything.. but who knows, maybe we can figure out the name of the next Doomfist.

At the very least I believe he is an omnic.

I think the language is read right to left by the way, and the accents affect the sounds/meanings of the other symbols since you see a lot of them attached to eachother..
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>>149702105
61
50 (my initial rank. SoloQ is a dice roll)
63

And I've gotten all the pixel and cute sprays so suck it
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>>149700545
Since D.va got buffed I live in constant fear that they will nerf her again cuz of the shitters...

What did they change this time
>>
>>149702105
48
48
48
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>>149702160
this one?
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>>149702105
>Your current rank
55
>Your lowest rank you can remember
53
>Your career best rank
60
>>
WHAT'S IN THE PATCH
>>
>>149702370
Genji nerfs
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>>149702105
I am unranked
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>>149702105
63
52
65
>>
>>149702105
>63
>placed at 49, never dropped below that
>69, a couple ticks away from 70
>>
" - Removed every defense hero because they're useless."
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>>149701760
>all of Sombra's clues have been in code
>therefore she must be a stealth hero
that's the stupidest logic
it's an ARG, of course it's in code, they're always in code
>>
>>149702480
t. tracer/genji standing in a junkrat trap waiting to be blow up
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>>149702343
Yeah but theres a webm I think of someone looking at it and getting pinned by a Reinhardt.
>>
alejandra voice lines
>>
>>149702105
>46 placement rank
>46
>53 finally making my way out of the hell that is rank 49-51.
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>>149702105
66
47
67
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>>149702105

>66
>66
>66

I soloQ'd placements and stopped playing comp. I just wanted the spray/icon. I'll pick it back up next season (where hopefully) all the kinks will be worked out of it.
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>>149701904
practice more?
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>>149702589
>>149702370
>>
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PATCH
A
T
C
H
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>>149702480
Defense heros are kind of a mess right now. They're basically slower weaker offense heros who don't actually provide any utility or defensive strength. The closest hero to having actual defensive utility is mei, but she's largely considered underpowered.
>>
>>149701904
Custom matches to practice aim
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>>149701956
Get good at any tank and carry hard. Get insanely good at Lucio and contest the point forever, bully their players with knock back. You can kill their healers and kite Reaper forever. If that don't work for you, instalock a dps and try to power through it. Otherwise just play with friends and forget about it.
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>>149702105
60
54
62
>>
>trying out QP to learn other heroes
>people leaving the game and new people joining every 5 seconds

How are people supposed to play like this?
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>>149701904
>Custom match
>Headshots only
>All Ana hard bots
>200% damage modifier
>Practice headshots
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I JUST GOT HERE
WHAT'S IN THE PATCH
THIS IS ALL NEWS TO ME
>>
Where's my summer skins?

Where's my new maps?

Where's my capture the flag?

Where's my pills?
>>
WHAZZINNAPAAAAAAAACH
>>
>>149702843
quick play is honestly a mess
>hero stacking
>dropin-out every 5 seconds
>everyone learning new characters or are stoned or drunk or various other reasons they're sucking shit
>joining matches 30 seconds away from the ending
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>>149702767
ana has 10 shots now instead of 8. she's still crap
>>
LITERALLY FUCKING N O T H I N G
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>>149702494
you're right on the ARG bit, but those voice lines do make it seem like sombra will be a stealth hero.

I think a stealth hero would be a disaster
>>
MCLEFTCLICK HAS BEEN NERFED

REPEAT
MCEZ IS NERFED
>>
>>149702968
>>everyone learning new characters or are stoned or drunk or various other reasons they're sucking shit
But this also happens in comp.
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>>149702975
also mccree's m1 range is nerfed acording to le reddit, but his m2 is faster.
>>
MERCYS BULGE HAS BEEN REMOVED
>>
I sure fucking love having to update a game and not be told what's in the fucking patch
>>
>>149702105
current rank 71
lower rank i can remember is 56, what i got calibrated at. never dropped lower than it
career best rank 72
>>
>>149702283
this is like Cybertronian

>>149703145
no! why?
>>
>>149703145
good, it's fucking weird
>>
>>149703168
If they don't tell you what's in the update 99% of the time it's some minor bugfix to graphics or performance that wasn't affecting you anyway.
>>
>>149700848

No anon, you're not alone. I love it and Lijiang Tower, Nepal, and Ilios are all my favorite maps. I literally do not understand the hate directed at the game type.

We need more maps and more game modes, plus an option to choose what fucking game type we want to play. I'm so tired of getting thrown on Route 66 Defense and watching my team set up right outside enemy spawn only to get blown up and have the payload at the 1st checkpoint by the time everyone respawns. Fuck that
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>>149703032
more like rebalanced

lost 10m, but can shoot faster after flashbang and fth faster
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>McRee players fucking face when overall buffs
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This is a Mcree buff.

t. rank 79 mcree abuser
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>>149702105
54
54
54
>>
>>149703276
>I literally do not understand the hate directed at the game type.

it's because you boot up overwatch hoping to play x, but then you have to play 3 rounds of fucking y instead and have to play a different hero/play style entirely.
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>Ana's rifle has received two more shots and has a faster fire rate than before
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This is the patch
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>>149703407
RIP MCCREE
>>
why does tracer remind me of cock.
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>>149700796
I want to ride the whole hog
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>MFW faster FTH
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>>149703407
>10 meters less
fuck
>faster recovery after flashbang
it's something I guess
>>
>>149703515
Tracer is a cute boy
>>
>>149699639
>that one friend who tilts as soon as something negative happens

this is every group I join
if we win "GG gj guys!"
if we lose, even if it was a close match, "FUCK SHIT WE SUCK I BLAME YOU"
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>>149703561
>mfw more time to aim after the flash bang
>>
>>149703350

the flashbang buff is dumb
>>
>>149703407
>FTH fire rate increased
Squishies be prepared to get FUCKED
>>
So, anyone here actually got an Ana POTG? Seems next to impossible to me.
>>
>>149703407
>in the right hands

THEN NERF TRACER YOU FUCKKKKKKKKK
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>>149703350
>More McCree buffs
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HIGH NOON MOTHER FUCKERS
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Daily reminder that peace with the Omnics was never an option. Russia is under attack because they have resisted attempts by the soulless artificials to infiltrate societies and weaken them from within.

REMOVE THE OMNIC.
>>
>>149703350
so 17 fan the hammer kills 19 eliminations cards are coming back?
>>
>>149703350
>>
>>149702105
58
51~2?
62
>>
>Overwatch has started an update
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>149703762
still doesn't delete roadhog like old fan.
>>
MCCREE GETTING NERFED AGAIN HAHAHA
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>Their team has a godlike tracer or a tracer duo on QP
>Our team has a McCree/Streetpig who can't stop them
How? Just How?
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Which character pleasantly surprised you the most the first time you tried them and why?

>Tracer
>150 health? I’m so fucked
>these guns are shit at medium range
>Holy shit the rewind heals
>Let’s see how annoying I can be
>damn that sticky bomb drops like a brick
>I’ll get closer to that healer next time
>zip
>zip
>wee!
>let’s try that again
>STICK
>boom
>pewpewpewpewpew
>20 killstreak
>>
>>149703761
#notallomnics
But i agree. Kill the omnics even though i like zen.
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>increased recovery time from rape darts
>>
So can McCree win the Reaper engagement now or what?
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>>149703801
>blizzard doing an update on tuesday
WTF!!1!
>>
why the FUCK does europe get updates hours after NA and fucking asia?
>>
>>149702715
Trying so hard to practice more tho

>>149702786
>>149702892
I'll actually try this though sounds interesting
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>>149703350

>Flashbang recovery time decreased from 0.5 to 0.35 seconds

It's like this game doesn't want me to have fun.

Who the fuck even counters McCree? Because right now that's all I want to play
>>
how does the rate of fire increase help if you can't hit anything with it?
>>
>>149703982
Genji
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>>149703407
>too much in the right hands
>yet Genji and Tracer remain untouched
Why can't Blizzard get McCree right?
>>
>>149703350
They should really just make the radius on Ana's grenade bigger to make it more consistent and give more leniency when you throw it at someone who's on uneven terrain and you get fucked by dumb hitboxes.
>>
>>149704014
genji would deflect before you emptied all your fan, hitting you like twice in the body with your own shots, letting him dash and m2 you for an easy kill.
>>
>>149703812
Its not meant to and should never be able to delete tanks.
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>>149703880
Junkrat, definitely.

>Mfw mining into a battle to fuck shit up
>Mfw mining out of there like a bitch
>Mfw free PotG's with R.I.P Tire
>Mfw laying down traps
>Mfw Tracer's never. ever. learn.
>>
>>149703982
Roadhog, Zen, Winston
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>tfw game's not getting any patches
>tfw last patch notes are for the 1.0.5.1B version
>>
best crosshair for mcree?

what crosshair and colors do u guys use
>>
>>149703951
i dont really like that "playing against ana with headshots only enabled crap"

i think better "shooting range" in a custom game is to use a koth map (illios and nepal are good) and put the enemy team full of hard soldier 76's. put respawn time at 25%. then you just sit inside the spawn shuttle and shoot at them as they come running at you. 25% respawn time is so that you don't have to wait too long for them to come again after you kill them. since s76 has sprint it takes him fairly little time to run from opposite spawn to yours

you can use headshot only here too if you want but it's not mandatory, since you are inside the spawn shuttle you are invulnerable
>>
>>149703350
I'm surprisingly fine with this.

>>149703762
I don't really think so, probably it will be still better to flashbang and line up a headshot and the buff will help that.
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ana fucking melts now
>>
>>149704134
That's why you manually check for the update
>>
>>149703880
junkrat
>putting traps on health packs and a mine next to it
>>149704239
default
lime
>>
>>149703812
It never should have been able to, being able to right click the entire cast away was broken.
>>
>>149704239
White + with a small gap inside.
Wish there was a T version like in TF2
>>
>>149704134
jokes on you
literally just got patched to 1.1.0.2c ya fuck
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>>149703407
>ana buff
aww yes time to hit ranked
>>
fucking americucks getting their patch first
>>
>>149703350

You don't need to be rank 79 to see that's a buff; they state right there in plain text that it's one step back, two steps forward
>>
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Why haven't you all realized yet that Overwatch is just the cast of Anarchy Reigns

They sure did Reinhardt's theme right though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agl9jaKrBVQ
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>>149703350
>McCree already shitting on tanks
>make him even more of a tankbuster

remember when they nerfed (read:actually balanced him) for this very reason
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>People waking up from damage instantly was a bug
oh and here I thought they just wanted it to be balanced
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>>149704328
how do u have a small gap?
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>>149703407
>>149703350
That's funny. In a discussion I had with other players I mentioned they should probably reduce it by about 10 meters
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>>149704014
previously you could only land 3 fan shots after flashbang before the target could use a defensive ability
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>>149703350
So he's less snipey and more likely to kill a tracer/genji, sounds good to me.
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>tfw connection is too shit to play now and all you're left with is posting memes
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>>149703880
Reaper. Though I couldn't play him for shit when I tried him first, and only got decent with him as I started to get to know the maps.

>oh what an edgelord haha
>only 12 year olds play him and think he looks cool haha
>fuck this I cant hit for shit
>[LEVEL GAP]
>you awoke this
>this...is my curse
>sleep tight reaper
>killstreaks, gold medals, teamkills
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>>149704289
>ana fucking melts now
Still gonna be shit until she gets piercing.
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>>149703880
Tie between Lucio and Reaper
>this guy has fucking stupid hair
>a projectile gun? I fucking suck at Tribes
>this speed boost doesn't feel that fast
>wallride?
>CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

>well this guy seems pretty edgy, I wonder what the fuss is about
>holy shit this is fucking awesome
>oh my god I'm the motherfucking columbine kids jesus christ
>DIE DIE DIE
>fuck yes you are the best ult ever!
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>>149703892
no, you'll be sleeping more easily with those changes
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So what hero do you guys recommend for when you're losing?

I start out with Widowmaker, and if we're winning, I stick with her.

If we're losing or I've died rapidly 3 or 4 times, I switch to Mercy. But Mercy gets mowed down even faster than Widowmaker since she's out there in the middle of it.

If it's all going downhill fast, I switch to D.Va in full panic mode. This usually saves the game if I'm lucky, but if I'm getting destroyed anyway even with D.Va, I don't know what to do. She's my last line of defense. Once they've broken through her, I'm screwed. Can't even fight back.

Sometimes I switch to Pharah, but like earlier, if we're already losing, chances are I'm still getting shat on anyway. If I do well with any of them, it usually means we were already winning, so that's no help. How do I turn the tide when we're losing badly?

I don't feel like playing male heroes. Want to keep the selection to waifu heores.
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>>149704417
It's called "short crosshairs" in the game options.
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>"patch just came in!!!"
>open bnet
>open OW
>go to practice range
>pick ana
>ammo count 8/8
?

>>149704239
short crosshairs is the best
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>>149704026
I've been playing Genji and he does not counter current McCree, especially now that his Flashbang got buffed. McCree is designed to be anti-flanker and he is doing an excellent job at that now.

>>149704132
Guess I've got some roadhog to practice now.
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>>149704043
Isn't buffing McCree kind of like nerfing Tracer and Genji?
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>>149703407
>those McCree buffs
>for losing 10m

The tears are not going to stop flowing...
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The FTH change will let you kill Reaper and Mei more reliably?
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>>149704594
Fuck, I set myself up.
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>>149704553
>>oh my god I'm the motherfucking columbine kids jesus christ

9/11 would laugh again
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>>149704595
gotta love how they always make her japanese. Fucking nips
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>avoid playing Ana day 1 cause of hypefags will ruin it
>eventually get around and start playing
>i mained fuck out of zen and letsbreakitdown and she seems even better a fit
>every comp match get judged and hated for playing her because shes a new hero despite playing well

g-guess ill go back to pubs
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>>149704543
I don't like the piercing idea actually because the healing can be shot preemptively and start healing someone as they receive damage.
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>>149704353
>Fat D.Va
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>>149703880
Reaper, definitely.

>Oh wow, much edge
>Jesus, this guy says the cringiest shit
>Oh hey, he can teleport just about fucking everywhere
>Oh hey, he can kill tanks in fucking no time
>Uh oh, they got me! *ghost away*
>DIE DIE DIE *5 kills*
>Play of the game every other match

I think I'm going to buy his Mariachi skin when I get home.
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>>149702105
67
67 placed at 67
71

Protip. When a friend invites his friends that are sub 50 it's time to bail on the session.
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Wow they've really fixed Mcree guys!! He's so balanced now!

JUST
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>>149704475

testing this vs the training bots, i wonder: can mcree now m1 double tap someone in the head during the stun?
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>>149704780
Well, can you blame them? We do the same with their characters.
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>>149704932
El Blanco is definitely his best skin.
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How do I have a much lower aim percentage on Reaper than I do on McCree? I get destroyed as reaper and cant hit shit
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>>149704943
>Rank 40 friend wants to play ranked
>Have managed to dodge for a week but its getting harder
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>>149704943
before ranked came out i played a couple times with this friend-of-a-friend who was really whiny and passive-aggressive all the time and clearly thought he was hotshit

makes me feel so good to see that he is still struggling in like 47-53 ranks now when i'm 72
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Guys, what if Sombra's ult just turns off the red border on enemies and shields allies from vision abilities like Sonar Arrow and Widow's ult?
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>>149705018
>still 2hits on headshots at that range but no longer 2hits with a headshot and bodyshot

eh

he'll still be brokenly overpowered in rank 70+ and tournaments, but he's not so tyrannical in the baddie brackets now
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>>149704353
>that billy mays mccree

I want to buy him a beer.
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>>149702105
>42
>42
>51
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>Have the Comtess/Huntress skin for Widowmaker
>Press Q
>"No one can hide from the Huntress"

Did she always have a skin-unique voiceline?
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What hero do you switch to when you're tired of bullshit and want to win?
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has anyone had issues with losing connection to the game server while changing hero-specific options? every single time I try to go change something (like mouse sensitivity or shield toggle) for a non-default profile, i get kicked out and have to log back in
did i do something retarded somehow?
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>>149693437
That all depends on how close the D.va was and the distance to the nearest wall in front of him.
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Great, not like they haven't fucked tracer enough since the game released.

Now they make her even more worthless.
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>Flashbang + FTH melts reapers in instant now
Rest in peace flankers
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>>149705018
>the tidal wave of mcrees exiting that building from all angles, one being hooked, one jumping down, one appearing from the upper doorway
This webm is like poetry
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>>149704595
Nobody? I just gotta grind it out and git gud? Was hoping for an easier solution.
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So when is high noon getting fixed? That shit makes piggy's hook look completely legit.
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>>149705265
Whatever the team needs...99% of the time a tank or a support.
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>>149703880
Roadhog
>haha I like tanking, guess I'll try this fat guy
>hook and kill
>hook and kill
>right click to mid range kill
>ult people off cliffs
>never die
>BWU HAAH HAAAAH
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>enemy has a widow on attack
>tell them "thanks for the help wm" when we win
>watch as her whole team starts shitting on her
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>BASK IN THE SHADOW OF A GAL
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>>149696062
If only the face wasn't terrible
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>McREEEEEEE buffed even more
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>>149704358

Gee whiz it's not like the company that makes the game is based in the US or anything.

Stay mad europoor. I bet you'll be getting that shariah law patch pretty soon though.
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how to tell if a dva is a shit player:

they use the junk skin
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>These fucking Ana buffs
This is disgusting
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>>149705423
>cards pop up
>she has 4 out of 5 golds
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>>149704353
>All these shitty cosplay
>Actually Hanzo in background

At least its better than that thing on the top left wearing a polo shirt and not even trying.
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>>149705085
Just tell him you're not in the mood for ranked and want to mess around in QP
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>>149704595
How about picking what you need to win instead of arbitrary Heros?

Widow sucks on a lot of maps and especially on Koth mode. Oh god I don't even know why I would even suggest that people possibly play her there.

The hero pool is already small enough as it is to only play the women. I really hope you stay on high charge heros before switching unless it's Widow.
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Cute nose
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>>149696297
and a jap

is pc too expensive?
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Top teams stopped playing McCree sadface
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>>149705018
>>149705190
He short 4 times but that specific target received 2 head shots and 1 body shot
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>Dart nano boosted Reinhardt
>Dipshit Trasher comes from around the corner and wakes him up

And then people wonder I hate the british cunt so much.
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>>149702105
68
57 (Placed)
69
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>>149705243
>its quieter than default for the enemy team
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>>149705423
>play comp koth
>enemy team has some competent players
>but has a guy who picks bastion for 2 rounds then switches to widow when he realizes he keeps dying so he can sit back and do nothing
>they lose 3-0
>legitimately feel sorry for them
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>match start
>go ana
>"PLZ NO PLAY USELESS HERO"
>t. audionigger
>save him multiple times, overall play agressive healer and we win
>gg, one of the first not useless ana players
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>>149700014
Roll
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>>149705507
You wanna have a go mate?

It's all I have. Currently saving for a 250 one ;_;
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>>149705018

The design team noticed that players were often missing shots on hitscan characters.

Because we, as a company, value the input of players of all skill ratings; we made the following changes to McCree's peacemaker:

Missed shots now empower the damage to his revolver, delivering that well deserved damage that was left behind by players that aren't as acclimated to the fps genre.

Have a nice day!
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>guy on enemy team gets visually upset after not getting POTG, even though his team lost
>he gets called autistic and a fag
>goes on a huge spam-rant about how he's not a faggot because you're born a faggot
>starts copy-pasting wiki articles on the supject IN GAME CHAT
>doesn't even play anymore, just alt tabs to get more articles to past in chat

hoo boy
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Post yfw at 1 HP
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>>149705639
tbf it's far from just tracers doing that
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>>149705727
>filename

Jesus wept
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>>149703407
>Fixed a bug that would sometimes cause Lúcio, Mei, and other models to only partially render (or disappear)

Finally
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>>149705823
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>5sec recovery on Ana's sleep darts now. Im about to go on a t-baggin adventure.
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>>149705879
no more blackface rein ;-;
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>hey blizz, zenyatta is a bit weak, can you buff him a bit
>sure!
>zenyatta is now overpowered as all shit and a required pick

haha very nice
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>>149703407
>Major Ana buff

MY TIME HAS COOOOOME
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I want to play Ana but she just doesn't seem to do anything for the team, she rarely gets medals, and she can't just take objectives/kill people.

I like her aesthetic but god I just don't know how to play her right.
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hana is my wife
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>>149705639
>roadhog rounds the corner
>dart him before he can hook me
>soldier shoots him
>turn 360 degrees and get hooked
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>>149706018
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>>149705018
Is this the new Widowmaker skin?
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Damn C9 vs Reunited is a good watch. Shits back and forth like watching sick anime fights
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>>149706013
0.5
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>>149705020
i'll run some tests with a friend in custom game once the patch hits EU
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>>149705823
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>>149703407
>Flashbang buff

this is how you make McCree an anti flanker
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> More changes to Mccree in patch today
I just wanna have fun with the cowboy, pick something and stick with it, geeze
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>>149706156
Missed the .5 either way thats fast enough to get away before someone wakes them up and I get the justice scum like be deserve.
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>>149705070
each shotgun pellet is probably counted so if you spam at someone from non-ideal range that really tanks your accuracy

i wouldnt give a shit about the accuracy anyway. the enemy team composition affects what sort of accuracy you are going to get A LOT.
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>>149705020
You can pretty much shoot during the throw animation now
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>>149702105
>33
>32
>49 (Placement)
I'm in hell. I never should've picked supports and Tanks.
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>comp placment match
>Ana on team


FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>149705823
>got away with >5 HP
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>>149706150
Do you mean Weunited?
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>>149706391
literally buffed today, her rate of healing was already stupidly high, now she's like a walking pre buff zen ult with her grenade
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>experiencing blizzard balancing firsthand

So this is what the Starcraft nerds felt
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>>149705823
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.
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>>149705516
I, for one, welcome our new Zenyatta/Ana meta.
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>Rate of fire increased by 15%
>Recovery time (i.e. the amount of time before McCree can fire again) decreased from 0.5 seconds to 0.35 seconds
Never change Blizzard, kys retards
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oh hey people are finally realizing how horribly balanced the game is and how the entire defense cast is 100% worthless

>>149706487
i honestly don't remember it being THIS horribly but it probably was

i like how everybody said the zenyatta buffs were too much, blizz themselves thought they were probably too much and they still stuck with it
and mccree.. kek
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>>149706474
>adding a redneck lisp to your team name
Pls go.
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>>149706061
You play her like any long range character, but she can also heal. 70% of Ana's job is divided between ulting the right hero and denying potential dangerous enemies with your sleep dart.
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>>149693451
>I'm still getting funked by guys that aren't aiming at me.
That's because they are aiming at you
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>Only recently started playing McCree
>He's actually fun now, way more so than that braindead Flash Fan shit
Get fucked Pharah mains
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Why didn't they use the PTR rather than just throwing shit into live?

Also what the FUCK are these McCree buffs, 10ms ain't fucking shit for increasing his fire rate and flashbang. I'm perfectly FINE with his flashbang being good but god damn he should've lost way fucking more, jesus.
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>>149706642
WEUNITED and Reunited are 2 different teams
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Can Ana shoot twice a sleepd enemy twice before they recover?
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>play Ana great even while people say shes UP
>see upcoming patch buffing her

whelp guess ill stop playing again until this buff hype dies, thanks Blizzard
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>>149706531
Pharah and Mercy headcanon in a nutshell
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>>149706487

yeah and people still want a stealth hero because blizzard is known for good balance and stealth heros usually doesn't turn out broken as fuck or useless as fuck for 10 years
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>>149706734
2 times if you hit them just as they start to move. Yes.
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Surefour genji > Shadow genji
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>>149705293
>>149705306
It's High Noon, I'm afraid.

It was always High Noon.
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>manage to land a sleep dart on a spastic ulting Genji
>D.Va spamming from the other side of the room deals one damage and wakes him up
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>It's another episode of "Ana boosted the faggot doing absolutely nothing for the team... AGAIN"
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>>149706734
Depends how tight they sleep
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>When you sleep dart a nano boosted enemy/raging Winston/whatever to pacify them until their buffs wear off
>Some random asshole shoots them with peashooters almost immediately after.
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>>149706734
I can test it in training but I can't make webms. The answer is not really. When the second shot goes off they are at standing position. But I imagine it's hard for the opponent to move in time to avoid the second shot.
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>>149705823
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buff dva again.
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>>149707094
retard
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>>149692786
>play overwatch with 2 girls that are better than me
>always carry my ass in comp
>share memes in chat group
>funnier than playing alone
Still rank 42 tho
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>>149706950
>mfw I do this
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>blizzards tries to nerf McCree
>they actually buff him
Lmao I can just imagine the retarded women with colored hair being in charge for this
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>>149705823
>>
>tfw been playing with the ooga booga crowd all day


I just want to win some matches.
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>>149707248
Just how bad are you?
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>>149707248
eat revolver bullet baby
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>damage overtime
>healing disabler

Can someone explain to me why Ana isn't one of the most unfun enemies to fight against
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>>149706950
>about to boost Roadhog who has his ult
>Mercy flies over to pig daddy and gets boosted instead
>gets two kills with her pistol before having to reload and dying
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>>149707231
>>149706950
> The other Ana boosts me
> I run around at the speed of sound gently poking people with my gun
> WHAT DO I DO
>>
Sombra.
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>you will never fuck Tracer's throat
>>
Post the hero you have the most hours played as and your average accuracy
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>>149705823
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>>149693451
It worked like the first nerf with widowmaker, only decent guys use it, I saw a couple in comp that were good last week
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>>149700014
rollan
>>
> Play a match in a 6 stack
> Come across an enemy 5 stack
> Play Attack and Defense on Volskaya and Anubis
What was interesting wasn't the fact that both teams were utterly incapable of Defending, but that both teams had completely different ideas behind attacking.
My team would try push through the sides or back line with mobile characters and pull them off the choke points and then eventually ambush them as they run back from the spawn room. Their team would just make a strong concerted push with a Reinhardt Lucio combo with the rest of their team coming up behind them.
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>orb of discord is balanced.
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>>149692675
is it me or will mcree be forever stuck in a constant flux due to faggot whiners complaining that he is too weak or that he is too strong
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>>149706487
You never felt the pain of Ret paladins
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>>149707508
I choose Widowmaker
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>some guy gets in chat to piss on our Lucio for not specifically healing him enough
>our Lucio, who was doing fine, gets tilted as fuck and switches to Hanzo out of spite
Thanks...
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>>149707561
more like because blizz has no fucking idea how to balance

>nerf fth because it's retarded
>end up nerfing too hard to the point the skill is entirely worthless
>blizz you killed his rightclick, he can't deal with flankers at all
>LETS MAKE HIM A BETTER WIDOWMAKER INSTEAD LMAO

also people seem to ignore genji is one of the most picked and stupid characters right now. which considering MCCREE IS SUPPOSED TO BE HIS FUCKING COUNTER should not be happening at all, yet it is
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>>149693931
It was some years ago, I don't know now
T.meximan
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>>149706487

Yep, folks new to Blizzard properties were in for a show.

Blood Death Knights were so insanely OP that Blizzard had to switch the entire spec from DPS to tanking to justify removing their CDs.

And this game will be no different. You're seeing a microcosm of it with how they keep jerking McCree around.
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>>149706487

This is how they've always been.

One thing is sure, though. You can always, always count on at least one class to remain ridiculously powerful in one way or another. You need to figure out which one it is and then main it, and you'll always be golden.
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>>149707471
Genji 25%
Zarya 35%
>>
ptr and normal game just updated?
what's new?
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>>149707561
It's totally his design flaw. Even without people complaining it's impossible for him to not be either weak or the top dog.
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>>149707749
But.. Lucio heals everyone in his line of sight...

How retarded was that guy?
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>>149694897
>using anything other than YOUVE BEEN PROBED
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>>149707861

Ana's buffed. Again.

McCree's nerfed. Again.
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>>149707561
He's in flux because his kit sucks for what Blizzard claims he's suppose to do
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>>149707471
Zarya
51%
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>>149706976
>Anubis B last 15 seconds
>see Ana sleep D.Va that was just charging at us
>in slow motion I see S76
>know exactly what the D.Va was trying to do
>Position myself and activate charge as soon as she Qs
>Nerf This!
>Charge the glowing ball of death all the way down the corridor almost back to their spawn
>die saving my team
>Type "You stay. I go. No following." as I wait to respawn
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>>149707556
Just kill the Zenyatta, haha!
>>
great battle net is eating shit right now
is it just me ?
>>
Matchmaking has drastically decreased in quality over the past two weeks

what the fuck is up with that, before you could get at least one game a day that wasn't a complete one sided stomp
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>>149706815

I have a 65% winrate with her already.

What have they done?!
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>>149708016
>McCree
>Nerfed
It's not much of a nerf. He's been rebalanced to actually kill genjis and tracers without being a sniper.
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>>149708170
Update to OW is probably causing a lot of people to restart OW/BNet
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>>149707471
mccree
48%

it's being brought down a lot by the FtH days, i've been over 55% pretty consistently in the past couple weeks thanks to the mcleftclick changes

might drop again soon though, probably going to start using fan again
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>>149708116
well memed, friendo
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>>149708272

Which means for 95% of his average playerbase, it's a nerf.

Good. Fuck McCree. I can actually play Pharah again.
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>>149708237
You can fire faster, have 2 more bullets and enemies now take 0.5s after getting shot to wake up
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>>149706836
>no Mercy/Loli!Pharah rule 34
why live
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should pharah just be removed from the game?

>more hard counters than any character in the game
>counters keep getting buffed
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>>149708296
what did they update?
fucking patchnotes in the launcher are still not up to date
not even ana patch is in there
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Just read the patch notes...
MFW
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>>149706487
WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED

Blizzard has been shit at balancing since 2005. World of Warcraft was a PvE/PvP balance fail shitshow with every expac release. PvP nerfs would completely obliterate an entire class's usefulness in PvE, PvE buffs would lead classes to utterly dominate in PvP.

Then they just gave up and compressed all the talent trees into about 3 skills so now people have 5 buttons to mash in PvE or PvP.
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>>149707231
happened to me once. i 1v1'd the enemy reinhardt and got solo ult'\d by a pharah. pretty good use of an ana ult desu
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>>149708357
>95% of his average playerbase are able to aim

m8 wat
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>>149708423
Ana buffs, Mcree nerfs
That's about it
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>>149707471
>Reinhardt
>???

>accuracy

I tend to just spam projectiles with everybody else, so my accuracy is probably quite low.
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>>149708481
this basically. sc1/bw was the only game that blizzard successfully balanced at a professional level.

everything else has been an utter joke.
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>>149708559
yeah just read it
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20747615932
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>>149708357
>>149708415
Peacekeeper got you fags down? At least you're not playing Widow, right?
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>>149708380
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>>149707471
S76, 44% comp, 39% quickplay
>>
>Playing ranked solo queue
>Group of 2 and 3 in my team
>One guy asks to play McREEEE although he's already been picked
>Literally 2 minutes into the game they start arguing over picks and each others
backgrounds/nationality over voice comms
>Server closed due to an unexpected error
Thanks for saving me from that shitfest Blizz.
>>
what did they do to reinhardt?
it feels like i can't hit anyone anymore
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>>149707467
>ywn see her throat bulge
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>>149705243
A lot of them do. Mercy's "HEROES NEVER DIE-for a price" is only on her Devil skins, Hanzo says shit about wolves instead of dragons in his wolf skins, and Ana refers to herself as Captain Amari with her younger-looking skins.
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>>149708415
Her rockets have a small area of effect considering direct hit damage. Buff to 5 metres keeping peak damage unchanged blizz pl0x.

Also
>wears suit of armor
>has no armor points
???
>>
>>149707471
mercy, 28%. pretty decent since it's mostly desperation shots at tracers and genjis before i die horribly.
>>
>>149708481
Oh god, remember Vanilla Rogue? Stun lock for days.
>>
Option to reset your averages so you can get a more accurate picture of your current abilities when Blizzard?
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>>149708625
rip shiny ass
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>>149708810
>tfw playing Tracer and actually get killed by those desperation shots
Nothing is more shameful
>>
>>149706950
>be Mei
>Ana boosts me
>litrally anybody else on the team would have been better
WHY

At least make the freeze ray work faster or something.
>>
did you know that if you get ganged up on by a group of anas sleep darting you, you can get kicked from the game for inactivity?
>>
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How do I git gud?
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>>149708769
>"...for a price"

I'm pretty sure she says it in all of her skins, even in Sigrund/Valkyrie.
>>
i hope this update makes the game playable again and i don't mean gameplay but performance
i have horrible frame drops since the patch that included ana and i had to tweak the graphic settings just to be able to play properly again
anyone else having this problem?
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>>149709004
She says TILL VALHALLA in those
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>>149708952
Mei's freeze works based on damage dealt to the target by the spray and Ana's boost increases your damage so it does work faster while you're nanoboosted
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>>149709004
>>149709061
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>>149708813

>mfw Premeditation/Cheap Shot into Kidney Shot into Vanish Cheap Shot into Preparation Vanish into Cheap Shot as I rack up sick nasty Backstabs and white damage

As a Rogue main, this is exactly why I'm hyped for Sombra, because if it's ANYTHING stealth related, Blizzard will find a way to fuck up the balancing something fierce.

Ah, the days before harsh diminishing returns...
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>>149700014
rollin
>>
>>149708116
le epin meme
>>
>>149709004
No, only imp and devil Mercy say that. Sigrund/Valkyrie say "Till Valhalla"
>>
>>149700014
rollan
>>
>>149700014
oh boy
>>
>playing as Mei
>"nerf this!"
>use ice wall to valiantly save team
>accidentally place it under the bomb
>5 teammates die because of me

I can't go back
>>
>>149708952
I boost literally anyone and try my best to hit all of my shots on him if it's in overtime and we need time to stall a point.
>>
Balancing would be much comfier if they had a rule that they can only nerf heroes by buffing other heroes.
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>play d.va
>see mercy beam from inside of a building
>decide to show her that she can't use those stealth tricks on me
>ram her into a corner
>she can't get out because of my massive mech body
>watch how she tries to jump around me in terror as her health depletes
Remember to always show these healsluts that stealth doesn't work.
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>When you can make people this mad in ranked based off your skill/POTG.
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>>149705538
Literally impossible unless she sat on the objective while hitting an enemy every second without dying once.
>>
>>149709370
>within 5 patches every dps can now kill any other hero in 1 hit
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>practice Ana
>practice McCree
>get golds easy
>still not making a dent in match outcomes
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>>149709370
The game would end up with 22 untouchable gods
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>enemy tracer
>unhittable due to 20tick magic, runs team in circles avoiding every flashbang and hook

>try tracer
>enemy team focuses and oneshots me within a few hundred milliseconds
Do I need russian internet or what?
>>
>>149709370
>i am retarded hurr durr gib (You)

Fine, have this one.
>>
>>149709370
But they did?
>>
>>149709370

Thinking like that is what gave us Tunnel Trogg and 4 Mana 7/7, son.
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McCree changes feel good

It's easier to do stun headshot combo or fan on tanks

His range is still decent as well
>>
>>149709113
> Doing my dailies on Tol Barad
> Get ambushed by two Rogues
> Through their complete ineptitude I manage to get them both low
> The cloak and vanish
> DOTs get wiped off
> Que 5 minutes of harassment as I try to get back to the Horde base because these assholes won't let me mount and I can't kill them
>>
>>149703982
Pharah
>>
>new brawl

...
>>
>>149709386
This. OL's need to bullied at all times.
>>
>>149709589
Make a local VPN and force a 50% packet loss and about ~150 ping.
Since hits are local, you will kill them, but they will only see half of your bullets and you will become untrackable.

Went from rank 52 to 64 doing just this.
>>
>Got rank 63 while using healslut.
God I hate healing, but it works so well.
>>
>>149709589
>enemy Genji
>shreds my entire team with his ult and nobody can land a single shot on him

>me as Genji
>RYUJIN NO KEN WO KU- AUGHH
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>people ITT never experienced 3.0 ret paladin literally 3 shotting people on live
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>>149703880
>Zarya
>who's the dyke?
>you mean these shields can absorb ults?
>melt the fucker who just charged me
>hit MAXIMUM CHARGE for the first time
>cum
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>third placement match for comp
>SoloQ
>Pick rein because I'm a good rein player and it's always a needed character
>Team picks up usual good characters
>One Hanzo
>Play through match on defense Dorado
>Hanzo is doing okay, but not great
>Ask over mic if he can switch
>Immediately get a response of "Who should I pick"
"We have a Rein, Mercy, Reaper, and Tracer, and bastion why not a lucio as well to help contest them as they push forwards?"
>"Good idea man, I'll swap"
>Does it
>(Holy shit, he listened? Nearly 20 hours as Hanzo main and he switched?)
>Final point
>Enemy McCree and soldier ult and wipe us except Lucio
>Lucio contests the point to the max and we make a push, secure the point, and round ends
>"Damn good work Lucio"
>Switch to attack
>He picks hanzo again
"Maybe not a good idea on attack"
>"Who should be?"
"Roadhog is a good pick since we only have me as a tank and tracer + soldier can do a lot of the damage behind shield"
>Picks D.Va
"That's actually not a bad pick. Good choice"
>I'm constantly doing callouts of where an enemy ran off to that I can't deal with since I'm Rein on point
>See tracer or dva shoot off to kill them
"Dear god this is good team work"
>It's a close match, on the final point and 3 are dead
>Me and D.Va with a mercy left
>D.Va drops the ult and kills the team
>Get that final point
>Win the match
>Team says how they loved that I was using mic and doing callouts and giving strategies for flanking

Really brought a tear to my eye. I hope the last of my placement matches go as well as that one. Made me think of that one image of Our team/Their team with the enemy rein being an ex-WoW raid leader
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>>149709801
Mercy or Lucio? I want to leave the 50s.
>>
McCree buff seems breddy gud.

If Soldier would get a little bit of a buff, we'd be back in business.

He kinda sucks and now they have the opportunity to differentiate them.
>>
>>149709828
>>149709828
>>149709828
>>149709828
>>
>this brawl

Tip top kek
>>
>>149709686
What's the optimal damage combo now?

Stun > headshot > fth?
>>
>>149709931

Nerf, rather.
>>
>>149708415
>ana and mccree got buffed / reworked
>pharah still doesn't get anything to help her against her numerous counters

at least give her 25 armor, god damn Blizzard
>>
>>149700014
Heh
>>
>>149709968
what is it?
>>
>>149710380
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
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>>149704353
>tfw I'm a black guy but I have mei's body
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>>149710237
>her numerous counters

The whole 3 of them.
>>
>>149700014
rollin
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>>149710006
Yeah but I would say stun fan fan against tanks unless it's a 1v1 situation
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uh
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>>149709917
I don't understand how all the team players are matched with you every few games and the rest of the time it is whiny or silent shitters. You feel like quitting for the day and suddenly you have a team where everyone is communicating, playing for the team and not a sullen dick.
>>
we should have the opposite of pro matches, where all the lowest rank players play each other in a match, it would be quite funny
>>
>>149710642
Widowmaker, 76, McCree, Ana, what other character has that many counters. Tracer and Genji barely have roadh, tanks only have reaper and Roadhog
>>
>>149710237
>>149714478
I dunno about giving Pharah more health. She'd probably be way overpowered. That's coming from someone who plays her a lot with 42-44% accuracy. (I do a lot of covering fire too).

These heroes counter Pharah well, in my experience.

76
McCree
Widowmaker
Hanzo kinda
Ana
Zenyatta
D.Va at close-mid range
Winston
Roadhog if he's a good hooker

I still do well against people who pick those fighters in Quick Play. (I rarely touch competitive mode because my experience always ends badly when someone leaves in the middle of a match.)

Plus OW players still have trouble shooting at things in the sky.

I'm just glad McDonalds isn't a magnum sniper anymore. I'm glad Blizzard buffed Fan The Hammer. A friend of mine likes playing McCree, so playing with friends should be more fun.
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>>149715148
Adding to this, who counters each hero well? I've played only a few heroes a lot, so I'm unsure.
>>
>>149714478
Bastion gets countered by roadhog, tracer, reaper soldier 76, widowmaker, hanzo, pharah, ana, reinhardt, dva, junkrat, genji, mcree and probably more that I forgot.
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>we want McRee to be the anti-flanker
>no wait, we want McRee to be the long range attacker
>no wait, we want McRee to do both
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>>149715148
>I'm just glad McDonalds isn't a magnum sniper anymore. I'm glad Blizzard buffed Fan The Hammer.
source?
>>
>>149715698
he's also countered by all the supports
if that's not enough to say he's shit then I dunno what is
>>
Everysingle fucking weekly brawl ended with me losing with 3 or 4 gold medals
Im beyond fucking mad
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>>149721367
>mad playing weekly brawl
????
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