/owg/ Overwatch General

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>>149609153
>also he needs to find a morbidly obese giant maori to befriend.
i-i tried...

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>tfw when it's high-noon

>>149609579
What do reapers farts smell like?

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hana song

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I want to cuddle the Widowmaker.

>Pharah so bad teams are running Junkrat over her

thanks blizz

>>149609720
dead roses

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>>149609757
Okay, wise guy:
>walk in
>see this
>what do?

>>149609693
>Time to raise my APM!

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>tfw no trap character that specializes in traps

DAILY REMINDER OF THE NEED FOR RANKINGS BETWEEN 1 AND 200

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>>149609764

Is Bastion the worst hero in the game?

I don't know when the last time I lost to him was. He has so many counters.

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>>149609579
>Tfw wide shoulders
>tfw good jaw
>can't cosplay as Soldier because my hair isn't grey and receding
I just wanna be my hero

>>149609780
How would you fix Pharah? Better splash dmg?

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>>149609720
like betrayal

>>149609838
I'm not an e-sports faggot. What's APM mean?

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>Being only lvl 10
>Having this much stuff
>Owning either a Legendary or a good Epic skin for literally ALL the heroes
Feels good 2bh

Also, take a screenshot like mine of your Hero gallery so that we see how much it's full compared to your lvl

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>>149609757
Remember, looks can be deceiving

She may look harmless, but really she's a bad bitch

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>he complains about Dragonblade
>he doesn't exclusively save Transcendence for whenever the enemy Genji ults
>he doesn't read the spectacle all chat becomes after the third time

>>149609780
junkrat doesnt have to come in mccree's LoS

i just looked at the data from the latest tourney and holy shit the meta is so damn rigid

of the 6 heroes you field at any given time 4 are basically mandatory and almost always picked

only 2 heroes out of 6 in a lineup have some sort of flexibility what they might be

>>149609693
>tfw when
>that feel when when

>enemy Junkrat places trap outside our spawn door
>most of us see him do it
>say over mic "Junkrat has a trap and mine in front of the middle door"
>two other people type it in chat
>door opens
>somebody runs right into it and gets blown up

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>>149609835
untie her

>>149609835
Untie my present.

>>149609906
She should be the one playing roadhog desu.

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Started playing Zarya recently
Would you play with me?

Why is she so based?

>>149609835
>Free her
Do you play Pokemon Go?

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How did I do for my placements owg senpai

>>149609835
Untie her, and maybe ask for a signed picture

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I NEED DANK REAPER MEMES

AND I NEED THEM RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>149609936
good goy

>>149609935
Actions per minute

>>149609945
While in her Meka she reminds me of a Tachikoma.

>>149609857
It wouldn't work for Overwatch, unless the traps are invisible to the enemy team, cause it would be too easy to dodge otherwise

>>149610224
Thank you.

>>149609936
Those shekels just fuel chris metzens addiction to snorting glue

>>149609974
How is Blizzard so bad at balancing twenty two (22) fucking heroes?

Will this game ever be balanced enough that there are only a couple mostly unpicked heroes and atleast like a ~15 hero roster of common picks that rotate fluidly without there needing to be balance changes?

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>>149609936
k...
PS:
I have everything i need tho.
>junk/insect skins for D'va
>Kneevil skins for Soldier
>moustache man skin for Mccree
>regular but red skin for Junkrat
>punk skin for Tracer
>red skin for Winston
>hokkey skins for Lucio
>biker and pirate for Tor
>Mechanoqueen for Phara
don't need anything else.
Probably a skin without helmet for Reinhardt will be nice but that's all.

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>>149610198

>>149609451
You think radiation is your ally? But you merely adopted the waste. I was born it it, molded by it. I didn't breathe the air until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but SCRAP ON!

>>149609835
smell her butthole

>>149609936
>guys look at how much money I spent!
You're about on part with me and I'm level 78ish, congrats I guess

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I'm off to sleep

Goodnight, /owg/

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>tfw Zarya is still STRONK

>>149610692
sleep tight reap tight

>>149610692
sleep tight reap tight

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>>149610198

>>149610302
>>149609857
And even then
You have to be invisible yourself if your only weapons are traps cause in direct fighting you'd die easily
....................................................................
OMG WAIT
We all know that the coming character Sombra will be invisible and stealthy
Will she have invisible traps as her weapons too?

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REAPY

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I'm going to change my btag
should I pick BigPapi or McPapi?

>McCree
Literally no point in playing the game until this gets fixed.

I'm aware of Blizzard having a long long history of doing dumb shit in terms of balance but goddamn this just leaves me completely speechless.

>>149610692
Wait where do you live, it's 5:47 pm here
sleep tight, reap tight

>>149610692
Sleep tight reap tight

>>149610742
Strong as the mountain!

I love that line, she sounds so whimsical

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So what will make Tracer finally go ahead and kill herself?

The fact that her existence in this world is held in place only by the chrono accelerator?

When everyone she knows and loves starts to die one by one?

When the PTSD finally becomes too much for her to handle?

Or will she just let Widowmaker kill her in a twisted lover's suicide?

>>149610791
are you a redsox fan?

>>149610294
What's a Tachikoma

>>149610791
FagMcdicks

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>>149610198
Experience tranquility.

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>>149610913
>Or will she just let Widowmaker kill her in a twisted lover's suicide?
Something like that.

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>>149610791
McPapi sounds easier and neat. big papi is generic.

Fuck me mcpapi.... - soulds cool and hot. Probably a crazy sex of 2 4chinnners

fuck me bigpapi - sounds kinda boring. probably a son being raped by his dad

>>149610852
Not him but it's 23:48 here in england, so he's probably europe

>>149610953
>reaper ult meets lucio ult

>>149611005
damn, i'm 100% straight but that bulge looks really really good

man i'd love to suck on that..

>>149609945
Which is perfect! We're meant for each other

>>149609653
not bad actually

>>149609835

Untie her, tell her that e-sports are for manchildren, kick her out of the house.

>>149610791
>papi
Harpyfag or daddy fetishist?

>>149611105
>100%

>>149610692
Sleep tight reap tight

Why are you fags complaining about Ana players? I rarely have a reason to complain about them in quick play.

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Genji nerf soon, boys.

>>149611031
Does everyone write time in Military time in England, because I know we write our dates wrong but our time too?

>>149610774
>Reapfield
Kek!

>>149611250
>caring about anything in quickplay

>>149611259
Fuck you mean?

t. confused genji main

>>149611259
please don't lie

>>149611289
>military time
it's called time for the rest of the world

>>149610975
>>149610913
>tfw all the dumb waifu and bad porn shit killed your interest in this game for the longest time

I mean it was a class based shooter so I knew I would like it but I pretty much only gained interest in it shortly after release.

>Sea Algae gets fucked and can't even cap first of Dorado
>Then their D.va DCs on the next map

wew

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>your team in competitive

>>149611289
Well we'll say eleven instead of 23, but when ypu're talking to people internationally it's easier to use 24 hour time because 11 could be Am or Pm

So if my mum asks me what the time is I'll say "quarter to twelve" because she knows it's not 12 in the afternoon, but you don't.

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>>149609945
If she did that to me, I'd literally be so sad and shocked I'd probably kill myself

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>tfw you and D.va will never have your highschool oneitis for dinner

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>>149611105

>damn, i'm 100% straight

In that "no don't call me a faggot I'm a good straight boy" kink way, I guess. Some people are into that, and it's okay.

>>149611289
the fuck is military time

>>149611537
15:00 instead of 3 pm

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>>149611259
NERF HIM TO THE GROUND
WHY HAVE I BEEN SEEING LESS HANZOS RECENTLY?
WONDERED WHAT HAPPENED TO HANZO RECENTLY
NERF GENJI TO THE GROUND
BREAK HIS LEGS AGAIN

>>149611436
That lucio would look bad alone, but he looks perfect next to those retards

>>149611005
Thats an illegal wrestling move though

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>>149611537
The military is the most known organization in burgerland that uses the 24 hour clock so people usually just call it military time.

>>149609906
>this
>a roadhog
wow he should kill yourself anytime, don't even come near cosplaying hog if you're below 300lb

>>149611607
well in my country pm/am is never used, 24h clock is the norm

i always write it like xx:xx in internet or if i am telling someone a time over a text message

right now it's 1:57 here

>>149611621
NERF MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST REFLECT

>>149611436
Is this that exclisive Roadhog skin that makes him look like Zenyatta?

>>149611436
hahahahaha that flat fucking arm on the zarya

please fatso gtfo

>Barely touched pre-buff D.va
>Post patch I play her more often

Holy fuck post buff D.vs is actually Roadhog tier levels of fun! I love it.

Holy shit Genji is boring to play against. His kit never seems to end and so many things are geared in his favor. Just making him have to stop in place and be unable to cancel his deflect would make him 5x more enjoyable to play against.

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>>149611215
latino into daddies

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>>149611436
>zen
thats pretty clever actually

>>149610791

what's wrong with him?

>>149611771
SHURIKAN NERF
NO FLANKING

>>149611360
>>149611306
More complaining about Genji than McCree on the the forums. That boy is sure to be next on the chopping block.

>>149610692
sleep tight reap tight

>>149611215
>>149611526
there's not necessarily anything gay about a penis fetish

it's just a dick you know? you don't have to love other men or even prefer them sexually to want to give a bulge like that a good succ

Post divas. I need to hug something

>>149611436
>Gentlesir 76
>Zenfatta
>poocio
>genjlet
>creeper
>Pizzarya

Is there even a point in using fan the hammer on McCree anymore?

>>149612069
no

>>149612006
When you can clearly see the rest of the dude it doesn't really work.

>>149610073
>Zarya
mane I'm in love with cyka justice warrior. Decent stats,g imme credentials and we may hook up if you don't mind a 30s shitter who sticks to QP for the time being

>>149611970
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY TEAM, ULTING

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I want to bully D.Va.

>>149612069
i saw a card with 18 fan the hammer kills yesterday and was just like wtf?

i dont really see a reason to use it though.

>>149612069
yeah, if you have shit aim fan the hammer gives you chance to at least hit 1 of your 6 shots

>LG vs EnvyUs next
rip LG get ready for the tilt boys

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>>149612017
Hug this!

Shitgull vs EnvyUs

nice.

>dead to McCree in literally a second from two clicks

how exactly is this balanced

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D.va is a swag ass gangster nigger. Literally nothing can fuck with her. She doesn't play around

>>149611982
thank god

hopefully tracer is the next and the game will be playable again

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>>149609936

>>149612069
Actually I lied, if the enemy you are facing is on point blank range and has 80-110 hp and you cant head shot for shit.

>>149612238
By it being skill based/knowing how to aim.

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How the everliving fuck do you miss a fucking junkrat tire which is running dead straight at you
As a fucking bastion
How do these people even breathe
How did my retarded team allowed these braindead faggots to push payload 3m close to the end
Why am i even put with these people anyway when i can have good matches with non retarded people
Where did my life went so wrong

>Taimou is still allowed to aim bot his way through Overwatch.

>>149612150
>korean character
>jap writing

??

>>149612332
pFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHHHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>149612345
at least he was never confirmed the those tjo fucks

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The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one, he said.

The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one. But still, they cooooome.

>>149611289
>Burgers are this ignorant

Why do you use AM/PM and imperial systems, they're awful.

>>149612363
That guy's so lucky to be missing a leg.
I want to cosplay Trashmouse

>>149612442
?

>>149610945
The spider tanks from Ghost in the Shell.

>>149611982
Genji is only op on consoles because when I play him I jump around and since it's harder to aim with analog sticks, nobody can shoot me unless I stop jumping and even if I do, I have reflect it's really fucking funny when the you have a tracer and a reinhardt chasing after you and they keep missing

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post times you acted like Zenyatta

>be me
>working at suicide hotline
>get a particularly bad case
>time to channel my inner Zen
>say "Death is whimiscal today"
>Later find out guy an heroed
>get fired, cops on their way
>try to discord orb them but not luck
>as I'm being led out yell "walk in harmony" to my coworkers

>>149612494
Wear baggy trousers and bind your foreleg up behind your thigh, it'll look like you ain't got a leg

>>149612332
If everyone in a match had the same high level of skill there would still be no counterplay to it.

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>post yfw
>you are Japanese Swordsman
>holding on to your ult
>just sneaking around
>suddenly you are unnoticed
>time to dunk squishies
>getting those resets bro

>>149612494
that's a girl tho

>>149612494
hes not, you can see his other foot behind him.

>>149612442
Fucking love that song desu
If anyone's wondering, it's woar of the worlds musical by jeff waynes, "on the eve of the war" fucking tune.

>>149612494
>lucky to be missing a leg

they're both girls and she's not actually missing a leg

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>>149611259
>genji nerf
>not the dike, roadshit or mcmeme

>>149612332
>>149612332
It actually takes a lot of skill on consoles I'm think of buying the mouse and keyboard for the Xbox one but I still need some more insight if it's really worth the purchase

>soloqueue during the day
>every third team you get matched with is pants on head retarded
>solo during the night
>overall quality is better but there is a higher chance that enemy chance has that 80+ God who never misses a shot and crushes your dreams of ever being 80

76+ is the true elohell.

>placed in the middle of a losing payload defense match
>payload is ~15 meters away from the final checkpoint and the enemy team has 6 minutes to push it
>hold them off for 4 minutes while getting 4 golds
>someone flanks and kills me
>we immediately lose the match

But at least it's nice to know that you're hard carrying.

>>149612785

it's top tier

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Really makes you think

>>149612698
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/693198/at-least-15-killed-knife-attack-stabbing-Sagamihara-Japan

have some respect you sick fuck

>>149612339
>How the everliving fuck do you miss a fucking junkrat tire which is running dead straight at you
kek
>be Rainhardt
>at Egypt's last point on defend
>kill 4 tires with your heat wave
>imagine how that junkrat possibly pissed off as fuck and punching a wall while whining
feels good man

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>>149609936
>buys gorilion jew boxes
>can't afford a good PC

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>>149612913
get back to fv u cunt

I'm already bored with ana. Any idea what the next new hero will be? I'm not expecting a new one any time soon I'm just curious.

>>149612006

If you know its on a man, expect it on a man, see it on a man, WITH another man, and still like it.

Then you are bi at best, probably gay.

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>>149612964
>Be Reinhardt
>Fire strike tire
>tire jumps over it

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>>149611970
>>149612146
>>149611771

>>149613086
sneaky melee character.

>>149612560

>He doesnt watch competitive games

>quickplay placed into losing team mid game
>match time 6 minutes
>get one kill in
>bronze eliminations

jesus christ how horrifying

There should be a forfeit match option for those times you get paired up with Genji/Hanzo/Ana shitters.

>Team picks a tank but no healer
>play lucio
>team cannot get a single fucking kill
>have to choose between trying to stick it out with lucio and helping the overall composition
>or going offense character and carrying them more easily
Usually I stick as healer but what would you do /owg/?

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"Be reasonable!" says Mei as she shoots an icicle through someone's head...

>>149613271
pick zen

>>149613194
Is that a guess or do you have any evidence? Like there were hints for ana all over the place.

>Watching Tournament
>Taimou on Mc Cree

ABSOLUTELY D I S G U S T I N G

If a Mc cree does not miss even during rolls he is literally cancer

>>149613271
Leave the match.

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Blueberries are for ___________

>>149613225
Yeah I don't like watching people play videogames I prefer playing them myself

Were you the younger brother that was forced to watch your older brother play Nintendo 64?

HELP QUICK PLEASE

what was the settings to do aim training in custom games? Like where the AI just runs around you not really doing anything except running/jumping

i need aim practice

>defense heroes will never get buffed because they already cause so much asshurt

>>149613367
sombra was all over the place in some lore shit a while ago and sombra means shadow.

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>>149612913

>>149613379
>Aimbotter on Mcree

Absolutely disguisting

>>149611881
Stop playing against him and start playing as him
Even if you're bad at him it's really fucking fun to jump around all day

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>>149613424
Breaking

>>149613348
You need to do as much damage and elim and obj time as possible, PUT OUT NUMBERS, you cannot effect the game, never expect to, effect your numbers or you'll never climb. Some games you will lose, no way around it, get all gold to mitigate the losses. Games where you win, you get all gold, so you win more than you lose.

I fucking hate envyus

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>>149609579
Tips for someone who has to SoloQ to get their comp rank? What should I expect in my placement matches? Do I still get a higher rank if my team loses due to someone intentionally trying to lose but I play well? What do I do if something like that happens?

>>149613470
Set every enemy to Ana, headshots only.

She tires to juke a lot but she can't headshot

>>149613139
>fire strike is a bigass wave
>jumps over it
strike from distance. it's too big to jump over it as a tire

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Overwatch e sports is never taking off.

It's actually fucking garbage to watch and nothing happens to get excited over.

>>149612494
>tfw can't cosplay anything in Overwatch because I'm a grill but not cute and all the girls in the game are cute waifus

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You can only choose one

Who will it be, the gook or the chink?

>>149613461

Dont talk about balance if you do not have the knowledge then, changing the topic is not gonna make you look smarter.

>>149613424
Why the fuck am I looking at widowmaker from the front? I should never see her from the front with an ass like that.

>>149613662
>not cute
then you can be Mei!

>>149613564
y, I don't follow esports

>>149613634
>this esport will not be successful because i don't like it

that's not how it works, anon.

>>149613634
FPS games are just bad to watch overall, you get no sense of the game as a whole and the experience depends entirely on the people doing the spectating. Hearthstone, however has taken off because it's easy as fuck to watch and now what's going on, and you can see and make decisions and plays with the players.

>>149613669
Chink not even a thickfag Chinawomen are just my fetish

>>149613669
T H I C C

>>149609913
>what is hairstyle and dye

you could dye it and have it shaved at the forehead line so that it appears to be receding

either that, or get a wig

>>149613761
>don't tarnish my game

>>149613684
yeah because looking smart is my top priority on 4chan

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>fell from 69 to 62 because the game gives me 4 shit teams for every 1 good one
>one loss = instant rank down
>one win = a quarter of the way to ranking up
>fanboys still ooga boogaing to every valid criticism and fact shoved in their underage faces
I wish Blizzdrones would go back to WoW trash and stop letting this game be so shitty by defending their precious god developers every time someone calls them out on their bullshit.

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>>149612617
underrated

>>149611259
I hope not
He's pretty close to being balanced and you know Blizz would respond by nerfing him into complete unusability (then buffing him back up to god tier two months later)

>>149613634
Its HotS all over again

>>149613634
but didn't you see that S I C K reaper q into a team kill

How do I gitgud at Tracer?

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>>149612494
>so lucky to be missing a leg

Why did I laugh so hard at this?

>>149613798
whoever airbrushed this: D- see me after class

>>149613634
I don't understand esports. Slow and shit games become popular but good and fast paced just get forgotten until it gets abandoned TRIBES

>>149613225
I don't either because I'm a sports fan and I straight up refuse to legitimize playing video games as a sport. I will watch when they stop trying to say playing a fucking video game is a sport. That's stupid and they're wrong. It's not a sport.

>>149613139
> Firestriking ahead of a Tracer and killing her pst-blink
Tasty

>>149613727
Mei is cute as fuck, you're thinking of Symmetra.

>>149609913
Just dye it and shave your head the right way, it'll grow back eventually

>>149612913
its just quick play bro xD

>>149613379
>>149613564
>>149613634
This fucking single team is going to kill the entire comp scene right out of the gate by sucking all the fun out with their stupid aimbotter

It's dull as dishwater to watch and I hope they all die in a fiery car wreck

>>149610692
sleep tight reap tight

>>149613634
No shit who wants to watch a festival of ultimates every 10 seconds. Its fucking stupid. Not to mention the skill ceiling of OW is so god damn low for 90% of the roster, may as well not be pro, pick up a random ass QPlayer for your rhein, dva, lucio, and mercy, won't lose out on much.

>>149610692
Sleep tight reap tight

>>149613727
But I'm not fat or Asian...

>>149613634
Nobody gives a shit about e sports, just play the fucking video game.

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why am I even here? Just to suffer?

>>149613831
>>149613969
But then I'll have to have that hair for ages until it grows back

>>149614050
>he hasn't experienced Dota 2 TI threads.
I feel sorry for you senpai.

>>149614018
Or female, for that matter.

>>149613489
Alright yeah I heard that name around. What do we know about them? I'm guessing they'll be able to stealth for a few seconds as an ability.

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>>149613424
warming up.
>tfw no Blueberry on my face

>>149613634
Is there even a competitive E-sport that's fun to watch?

>hard mode: no fighting games

>>149614131
>MOBAs
Literally the most autistic genre of gaming there is. Why anyone would play it, let alone watch it, is beyond me.

"comp" overwatch should have reduced ulitmate gain or something


>>149613634
overwatch is just to casual to cultivate a real comp scene

oh boy mcree pressed Q. oh boy reaper pressed Q. oh boy oh boy.

People see this exact same shit in pub matches. The skill ceiling is just too low to make "pro" play any interesting.

Also Envyus is cancer and is legit killing the comp scene.

>>149613943

Even on 4chan, that statement really goes far beyond retardation.

If its entertaining, watch it.

If you dont think it is fun or interesting from a knowledge viewpoint, then just dont watch it.

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>>149613634
>>149613985
>Competitive FPS will never be a popular eSport genre again
>Unreal Tournament is our last hope and even that probably won't take off at this fucking rate
>Unless it miraculously succeeds we're stuck with watching mind-numbingly dull games like League and fucking aimbotter's paradise CSGO for all eternity

At least we'll have EVO once a year to numb the pain

>>149614204
Fighting games aren't fun to watch either.

The only time watching games is fun is when you're hanging out with friends watching them play while you bullshit.
Not watching smelly fat 30 year olds and asians play a video game while other smelly nerds try desperately to commentate it.

>>149614219
i've never played a moba in my life but I had a blast watching TI3

>>149614219

>i think its a bad genre, therefore it is.

>>149613662
Zarya is fucking disgusting with all that muscle. Mei is a fatass whale.

>>149613634
Especially when they allow cheaters to play. Wow such amazing plays from an aimbot.

>>149614219
he says while playing a FPS with a lower skill ceiling than Dota.

>>149613943
Ball games and video games are both fun to play but boring to watch in my opinion to be honest family

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E-""""sports""""

>>149614234
Not like the same shit happens in mobas, they just use their abilities.

>>149614234
I just wish there was some kind of interesting fucking movement in the game besides "press shift" and some occasional fun shit you can do with Pharah and Trashrat

Not only would it make it not unbearably slow to watch and sometimes even play but it would actually give the game something resembling a skill ceiling too

Honest to god though how did the company that made fucking Brood War put out Overwatch and expect it to catch on as an eSport. It boggles my mind.

>>149613634
>giving two shits about e"sports"

>>149614091
then just shave it all off when you're done cosplaying so it will grow back somewhat even and with your natural color

or, as i said, get a damn wig with a bald cap under it

>>149613662
Symmetra is ugly as fuck actually.

>>149613669
D.va, not even a question. God damnit, why is she the one who is cut off

ITT: People getting triggered by people enjoying esports.

>>149609906
>filipinas
As a flip, I can say SEA women are arguably the world's worst
I'd rather fuck a nigger or bimbo Latina than a SEA
T. Self-hating pinoy

Numbani is fucking shit.

>>149613662
zarya and poo are ugly as shit

They seriously need to nerf D.Va's ult range and give her boost a gas meter like Pharah

>>149614340
>Fighting games aren't fun to watch either
Holy opinion
High level fighting games are the best genre to watch there fuckin is

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>>149614303
>EVO once a year to numb the pain
I miss 2016 Evo already.

>>149614234
i'd agree with the increased ult cost. it's too easy for an organized team to smash through anything with an ult rush on offense

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>>149614364
>zarya
>disgusting
Pls go and stay go

>>149612332
>balance idea that never ever worked the post

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>>149614489
To be honest, his hairline isn't bad actually. Would probably just need to dye it.

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>E-"sports"

Does good Overwatch cosplay exist?

>>149612617
Do you get jailed for failing?

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>>149613862
Hey man anyone smart enough to know already knows the game is trash and either doesn't play anymore or plays without giving a fuck. Even considering playing the game solo and thinking it'll get better is self-delusion so you have two options... uninstall or dont give a crap..... or you know - have at least 5 friends who can play an "fps" or can at least pic related.

what are the suggested bit rate and resolution when making a webm?

>Taimou is still making money off OW despite video evidence of him aim botting.
Nice nice.

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>>149613424
Loving cuddles.

>>149614752
this is what baldingfags actually believe

>>149614546
I just asked for an E-sport that was fun to watch. Every competitive version of a game I've seen has the same issue of using a small handful of characters or options in the game and doing the same six or so (often cheese) strats.

>>149614303
>There's fucking tv show called E-Leauge
>TBS fucking runs it over a show I actually watch and don't bother changing any channel guides so I don't end up recording this CS:GO shit

The only reason to watch other people playing video games is for the fucking commentary, and these people are not interesting or funny in any fucking way.

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>tfw climbed out of the 40s again
>will probably drop again due to leavers and opponents leaving
>pic was my first win after both of my games after 50 had leavers

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>when your card says some bullshit like damage done instead of the 4 gold medals you earned

>>149614303
CSGO is a god tier E-sport, League is just fucking awful, even as far as the ASSFAGGOTS genre goes. FPS > ASSFAGGOTS, LoL > HoN > Dota2 > CoD > Overwatch > CS:GO > URT > Quake

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>>149614778
here you go fampai

I dont know how to git gud at D.Va

every mcree deletes me

>>149614915
I unironcally enjoy watching StarCraft, I'll put on a tournament playlist while I'm doing stuff around the house like folding laundry

>>149614219
Only moba I play is smite

>>149615035
That's actually more attractive than symmetra

>There are people that ignore Mercy and attack the person she is healing, giving her free ult

Did these people ever fucking play TF2?

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>pick junkrat
>do absurd amount of damage
>completly deny certain areas
>melt tanks
>gold medals everywhere
Is there generally any pick that can carry dmg wise,that hard ? Also the objective pressure with him is insane.I also think he fits in many teamcomps.

are LG even trying

surely EnvyUs can't be this good.

>>149614587
No they don't need to do that

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>>149614980
>League over anything

fuck off

>>149614243
I'm not giving them another view out of principle. Fuck esports. It's a competition like chess, not a sport. Chess shouldn't be considered a sport either

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>reddit

>>149615183
Even if they did they probably played in valve pubs where Medics are a rare and dying exotic species.

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>ana main on your team
FUCK OFF YOU CUNT
GO PLAY QUICK PLAY YOU SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE FAGGOT

>>149614943
I want you to know anon, that I played widow 15 games in a row and fell down to rank 48, and the next day I played my special blue ribbon shit stomp extraordinaire hero zarya, and went all the way up to 55 with only one loss. You can get out, you have to play well though.

Speaking of which, question for anyone here who's climb around ranked:

Do you ever feel like people don't get better as you rank up? I feel like there really isn't a difference between rank 40 and 50 and even up till 60, it seems like the only thing that changes is people start flanking, and then up at 60 people start paying attention to the people flanking. Between those two small things, nothings really different.

>>149614409
This guy gets it

playing a video game is not a sport you fucking nerds.

Jesus christ, if i could play like Envyus Mc Cree i am sure i would get banned within a few days, would be fun.

>Taimou hitscan has been second to none.
L O L.

>throw ana grenade to heal teammate
>it hits and kills a genji that was mid dash across my screen

rekt

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>Playing Roadhog
>Hook reaper and shoot him
>Never dies
>Playing Reaper
>Get hooked and die instantly

>>149615229
Woops that was opposite of what I meant to say. League is less entertaining than watching seagulls fight.

>>149615243

>denying yourself fun

good luck anon

>>149615510
right click before you hook and melee after your left click you shitter.

>>149615051
Put up shield
Wait for McCree to reload
Kill McCree

>>149614743
She is. There's a difference between a girl being fit and a girl being disgustingly muscular. She's not attractive with all those manly features. Boys should look like and act like boys and girls should look like and act like girls.

We are tuesday so Blizzard is going to nerf McCree today, right? There is no way they are that dumb, right?
Right?

>>149615430
Doesn't matter Tailspin is carrying the team

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>>149613424
Reaper

>>149615223
Aimbots are really good.
>there are people that get paid to cheat

>>149610073
>tfw I cannot play her for shit

Her nades are hard as fuck to hit with and her laser doesn't have much range. When I do get in range and have no more shield its basically over. It pains me too because so many others have success with her and climb with her.

D.va is going great for me though but shes not that great at defense at all and I can't stand playing rein. Hes a great character and fun as hell but when your team is shit he's probably the least enjoyable hero to play in the game besides mercy.

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I just got killed by a basketball that had a Junkrat mine and trap on it

>>149615510
He's probably meleeing.

>>149615615
I do you fucking idiot

>>149615638
>Surely Blizzard can't be this dumb.
>discordorb.jpg

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>>149613582
DID I DO GOOD? AM I A GOOD REIN?

>>149615646
that would be quite distracting

>>149615510
>Play zarya
>Enemy roadhog has golden hook/shotgun
>level 54
>oh boy
>team is bad
>they push us in
>I try my hardest
>not even god could change the outcome
>lose
>feels really bad

>>149614587
She shouldnt be able to just q on a point and instantly win the game for your team

>>149613271

then you change to zenyatta

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>>149615389
>Curling
Your argument is invalid so long as professional ice sweeping exists.

>Also NASCAR

>>149610692
sleep tite reap rite lil reapy

>>149614587
Or, you know, you could hide from it.

>>149615263
That's kind of kawaii

I would leave

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>>149615243
You sound like a huge fucking faggot who is projecting really your own fears and anxiety

>>149614204
Melee :^)

>>149612617
kek

>>149615705
you can't aim then you shitter.

>>149615631
I cant kill D.VA as McCree

All you have to do is shield, Ram him to waste his stun and then shoot him to death

You have too much armor

>>149610692
sleep tight reap tight

>>149615183

>TFW you have to switch characters to SPECIFICALLY go for Mercy because people love giving her free ults

Thank you based winston!

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>>149615243
>not a sport
You are correct, its an e-sport!

>>149615638
It's Monday in the timezone that Blizzard cares about/is located. Monday, 4:45 PM, PST, SoCal.

>>149615115
Symmetra is ugly as fuck

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>>149614587
>I keep standing out in the open when Dva has her ult up, it's not fair!

who on envyus is actually hacking?

>>149615692
Dunkrat

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>enemy Mei throws her ult
>it gets eaten by defense matrix
>she goes on full tilt
thx based Kaplan

>>149616129
Taimou

>>149615183
I try to kill her first but that bitch is slippery as fuck. Jumping and gliding all over the place and she's one of the smaller heros. Can be hard to hit her sometimes

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>>149615216
>junkrat carrying ever
>defense champs useful ever
i remember playing vs shitters too

>>149615646
>not Tracer

Trash

why do most games make classes so bland and generic
>Average first person shooter
>class 1: normal shooting guy w/ healthpack
>class 2: normal shooting guy w/ sniper rifle
>class 3: normal shooting guy w/ assault rifle

TF2 and OW
>classes actually make a huge different, have different movement speeds and weapons that work completely different from one another

why do people still eat the "generic muh realistic graphics" shooters shit ?

>>149616129
taimou is a well known hacker

>these casters sucking Taimou's dick.
baka.

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>Suck with McCree because my aim is shit and not getting better
>Magically headshot a pharah in the air as she ults
>Says she is reporting me for aimbotting

O-ok....