/srg/ - Speedrunning General

biological women

>>149562745
thanks for the cross-thread response!

>>149562575
What a shit op by a bitter fatso.

Imagine actively arguing to defend a Japanese player who claims to have a World Record time with no video proof.

>>149562745
You can't be jealous to what does not exist.

>>149563567
but the japanese would never dishonor themselves by lying!

>day 3
>the audio is STILL fucked

If there's no record of the time then there's no proof of it happening. A timer isn't proof. There's no excuse to not have a video.

>>149563696
Pretty sure they stopped trying at this point.
There literally no other explanation how its still not fixed.

konichiwa srg

just got the sm64 120 star record offline

>>149565269
good lad, since you're japanese you don't need proof

>>149565545
who are you quoting?

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Outsider that was curious about speedrunning here.

What the fuck is going on in this thread.

HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:

We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
>weewee
>peaches_
>duke
>grav
>ion

Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>skeletonbill (doesn't speedrun, barely has)
>dickoak (same)
>beneziaa (same)
>slayer (same)

Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.

I'm referring to the following:
>malos (he is nothing how the thread makes him out to be)
>jmatt
>doublearmory
>tk mze
>andre

Stop giving the following attention:
>meows (rarely speedruns and only does so when he's a hot topic)
>ari (literally who? also same as above
>squid (tries to police the thread despite having no authority and not being a speedrunner)

If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.

>>149565793
get the hell out before it's too late
you'll be barraged by /pol/shitters, tranny sympathizers and petty speedrunner grudges

>>149565959
Or you simply start speedrunning and posting about speedrunning here.

>>149565793
welcome to Speed Running

>>149565959
>tk mze

Please stop using my name. Thank you.

>>149565959
who is we?

>>149566426
Pubelordx

>>149564824
>trying to justify having no video
>any% a meme category

jap nuthugger OUT

>>149561840
I'm going to have to agree. No Video, no record. That should be the mantra. We aint fucking Twin Galaxies.

>>149567885
who is we?

>>149568171
>white boys
>white boys
>white boys

Frustrated demisexual white bitch that obsesses over pregnancy even though she thinks it's "icky" detected

>>149568302
o_o

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>>149568360
>It's actually the girl that made the infamous /sfg/ post

You can run but you can't hide

>>149568451
Infamous /sfg/ post? wat

>>149568360
why'd you post a headcrab face?

>>149568609
that is NOT headcrab face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149568590
Some woman on /lit/, specifically /sffg/ made an elaborate post on how she finds pregnancy disturbing yet fascinating and how fantasy and science fiction novels should tackle it more.

She pretty much fills the archetype of the female analogue of neckbeards that start tumblr feminist blogs and post shit like >>149568417
, hence my accusation.

>>149568793
>>149568451
>>149568302
weird posts. not really related to speedgames either...

>>149569560
weird post. not really related to speedgames either...

>>149569887
why didn't you sage?

>>149570067
but that post did sage.

>>149570196
my bad

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Hey there /srg/, just here to take up a minute of your time by reminding you that this is the BEST girl.

Thanks for reading and agreeing!

>>149570692
what do you mean by "your" and "you"?

>>149570784
(You) the person reading this!

>>149570840
why did you put parenthesis around You? who's reading this?

Which one of you fucks was behind this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1KuWyE7Kf0

>>149571064
what do you mean by "you fucks"?

>>149570692
Croni is the best girl. Men are truly better at everything

blunder of the century

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that race was shorter than the ego trip interview for (((spikevegeta))) before it

>>149571304
what did he mean by this?

>>149571347
what is this post referring to?

>>149567018
Umm.. It's Pubebaronessx you shitlord.

>>149571443
why did you put spikevegeta's name in parentheses, anime?

No video, no time. It's that simple.

>>149571571
jewish echo

>>149571637
But I'm a reputable speedrunner. You just have to take my word for it! Why would I ever lie?

>>149571637
a time, a time. it's that simple.

>calling your speedrun a project

>calling your dogrun a dedject

Hey guys I just beat Skyrim in 5 minutes and 32 seconds whaddup

>calling your "blind run" a speedrun

>>149572078
Oh shit! I like watching Skyrim speedruns. Can I see a video?

6 Beautiful White Children and still speedrunning, what a guy

>>149572078
Lol, I've Never Seen a Post Like this One Before. Good.

>>149572178
Lol. Nice

>>149572178
U got 2 take my word for it the program crashed halfway through

>>149571852
yeah, I am a reputable rubik's cuber, and I solved a standard 3x3 in 2 seconds, just take my word for it.

>>149572178
fuck off gaijan, not having a video is part of my culture

How to spot a SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON:

>Racializes an issue that has nothing to do with race
>Has a borderline psychotic paranoia that everything a white person holds against a person of color is because of racism, possibly projecting their own racism onto society

>>149572274
this thread is about speedrunning, not rubik's cubes.

hey shut the FUCK up

>internet fluctuates between 100 kb/s and 0 kb/s
How's ESA so far?

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>>149572425
>this thread is about speedrunning

>>149572591
this thread is about speedrunning, not toads.

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ESA is pretty comfy now desu. Seems most audio issues are fixed too, except for the cuck commercial.

>>149572737
this thread is about speedrunning, not arguing with shitposters

>>149571890
If there is no proof of that time then there is no way ro prove it happened. That is why we record runs and have that as standard proof. It's not a hard concept.

If you fail to provide a video, there is no proof. It's not a hard standard to live up to and makes logical sense, unlike taking someones word for it.

You can't even fucking watch the WR for this game, because there is no record of it happening.

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>its real

reminder that without a video, it is not a FART (fastest available recorded time), and therefore doesnt count

>>149573283
Lmao what

The setup takes forever sometimes

>>149572536
As a person who's actually attending
>choo choo BOBOOM

>>149573283
is this some kind of new meme

>>149573615
so it sucks?

>>149573817
who is we?

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>>149572274
>>149572425

WR [no video]

>>149573934
Autism is a disability though

>>149573817
That's true. But a video is more credible than just saying "I have xx:xx time on x game" and taking their word as proof.

I don't understand why nips don't provide video proof when they are living in a country that is known to produce a mass amount of modern technology that involve recording game footage from your television / PC.

>>149574958
fucking casual cubers

>during sgdq 2016, everybody told me esa was going to be better
>it's even more boring and nobody says anything funny or interesting

Is this another one of those "It's foreign so that means it's better!" things?

>>149576175
No you're just racist lel

>>149576175
They probably meant better as in it would be more lay back and casual.

>>149576175
you mean english humour. Blame Flicky

>>149576175
marathons aren't meant to be star-studded memefests

car keys amirite

>>149576353
>humour

>>149576463
esa is a sick joke. I remember it being comfy as fuck.

>>149576707
and comfy is just a codeword for boring, so nothing has changed?

>>149576804
it was really good back in the day. shame

>>149576890
uh huh

>>149571064
all me

>>149576353
>english humour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7AXskSxxMk

That crackhouse AESTHETIC they got going there is quite something...

>>149573817
Video proof is more credible than taking someones word, especially if they stream their attempts frequently. You know this is true, stop nuthugging the Japanese. This time needs to be taken down.

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>>149577790
Was even falling apart the other day.

>GamesDoneQuick promotes the new wind waker tingle tuner TAS release.
>GamesDoneQuick refuses to promote ESA, a charity event that is receiving 10 times matching donations all event long.
why doesn't GDQ support other marathons? I thought they are all about charity. Is this them being greedy fucks and scared ESA will out perform SGDQ? or did ESA burn bridges with GDQs when they lashed out against their terrible tech in the past?

>MrTakahashi
>Not Takahashi-san
FUCKING DROPPED

>>149580006
>esa ever outperforming sgdq
in what universe
the ppl who organize gdqs don't even know why esa bothers trying to be a charity event anymore

>>149580006
GDQs are already scared of ESA. ESA got real sponsors that helped pay for shit and not sponsors like tiny build or something autistic that just launder money to pcf. the fact that ESA got fucking Mercedes to sponsor and GDQs can't get shit is a clear sign at how incompetent GDQ staff really is.

this is also the reason why there isn't a feedback thread this year. they would get destroyed with people asking why ESA got real sponsors and why GDQs can't.

I hope ESA has their feedback thread and grows from this. if they can consistently get that matching donation deal, ESA will definitely surpass GDQs within a year or two.

>>149580821
Are you on meth?

>>149580821
ESA can't even break 10k viewers

GDQ are not afraid of them

esa is pretty fun to actually be at that's why i'm shitposting in this thread instead of actually talking to people

seriously though it's been tight so far

>>149581410
thanks for the advertisement!

>>149581410
kill yourself bud!

Shitposters here b low lev af

Serg used to b fire back in tha day, yo

>>149583345
Talking like a nigger is so fucking 2013

>>149584181
AHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149581410
Meet me in the lobby

>>149583345
Make Serg great again.

Who is with me?

>American doesn't know how to pronounce Dusseldorf
epic

>about to hit 10k viewers for the first time
>stream dies

L M A O

please stop saying the n word, i'm serious.

>>149584305
can't be arsed

>>149584705
it was never really great but it was deff better than what it has become

>Meetup event
>Eating alone
Just like GDQs bois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgPUqAaWdls

>>149584208
You seem triggered.

Those damn white boys.

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lmfao..
serves ya right yurpoops...

GDQ RUNS THIS SHIT!

now send the money you've raised to GDQ LLC and we'll let you keep up your little marathon..

>>149585229
who is we?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqLpUccHtW4

Beat his time (Protip: you can't)

>1
>1 and a half
>women

>>149586089
>the amount of ppl who keep insisting he should be at gdqs
they truly do not understand how things are now do they

This is why we need a conservative, authoritarian Speedpresident. This is why we need Cronikeys.

>>149587189
who is we?

>>149587189
Shut the fuck up. Stop posting about a random tranny that has no relevance to speedrunning and stop giving him the attention he wants. This thread is all he has in life, cut it off so he finally kills himself.

>>149587467
ok

>>149587467
*steals your WR without a video*

>>149588065
who is we?

Croni is cute!

CUTE!

>>149588065
>Implying reddit isn't already assimilating us with the idpol

benethighs

>>149588296
are FAT

>>149588542
who is we?

>>149587948
You can't take a WR without a video.

>>149588296
why did you spoiler?

>>149588607
racist white boy!

>>149588607
I bet you're for banning all Emulators, too. Emulators are software of accuracy, xenophobic tardo

>>149588607
>get WR in game, work hard for it
>can't get official WR because I'm not a retarded twitch streamer mongoloid/don't wanna fucking record video everytime I play video games
>yay that's fair ^_^

>>149589506
if you don't want to do either of those things, then you don't want record
also who are you quoting?

>>149589594
>if you don't want to do either of those things, then you don't want record
how is this true? getting a record and recording video have nothing to do with each other... i'm a speedrunner not a let's player

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serg is so shit
smell you nerds later

>>149589506
>>149589728
If you're not recording or streaming your runs then you obviously don't care about where you place on a leaderboard because you won't be able to submit your times.

>>149589867
haha no I'll just say I got WR and they'll verify it because it's not my culture to record attempts

where are the pics of soe with his geoff hair

>>149589867
>you won't be able to submit your times.
this is literally just not true, see >>149573283

>>149590036
thanks for the help

>>149590036
>>149590216

Stop defending the fact that you sucked some cock to get a fake record on a website you bitches

>>149589787
what do you mean by "you nerds"?

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>>149588065
reminder that not all speedrun discussion is good discussion

>>149590342
what do you mean by "you bitches"?

>>149590342
>de hippie spacing
>de post that makes no sense at all

>>149590502
reddit SUCKS!!!

>>149590509
this

>>149573283
>played 2016-04-25
>submitted 2015-07-16
How do you submit and verify a run before you play it?

>>149590509
why won't >you wonderful young shitposters ever judge communities based on the individual game

>>149590691
irrelevant post, why'd you press Submit?

>>149590668
looks like a potential scoop

>>149590509
The nips need to knock off the inscrutable xenophobe act and play ball with the procedure the rest of the world agreed to else it's not a fucking "world" record

>>149590509
>They were right once so they must be right now

>>149590653
>Basically admitting you're a redditor
>Proving that redditors are the cancer of this board

>>149590691
what do you mean by ">you wonderful young shitposters"?

>>149590857
this post doesn't make sense.

>>149590860
reddit fucking sucks

>>149590803
>If the Japanese community recognizes a record, it's legit.

sorry i forgot about the Japanese Community and the rules written by the Japanese Speedrun Committee that all japanese and american speedrunners must follow

>>149590948
>He capitalized the word "sucks" and added multiple exclamation marks afterwards unironically

Fuck.

man these threads sure do fuckin suck a lot harder during marathons

>>149590864
Naegleria is the only candidate who is willing to directly attack Cronikike https://youtu.be/q6jdnk5jnRY

>>149590968
why did you type all of that out? how is that relevant?

>>149591006
what's wrong with doing either of those things? are you retarded??

>>149591051
there's barely any discussion about the marathon, nobody gives a shit about ESA

>>149591142
why did you type all of that out?

>>149591142
>there's barely any discussion about the marathon, nobody gives a shit about ESA
>what's wrong with doing either of those things? are you retarded??

why did you type all of that out? how is that relevant?

>>149591193
self explanatory

>>149591142
>are you retarded??

are you projecting:???? HAHA LOL THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH TYPING LIKE THIS!!!!! :33

>>149590864
Too bad Ian is the only man you listed that doesn't actually speedrun. You know, the activity that we (we = some faggot) created this general to discuss.

>>149591287
>>149591289
why did you type all of that out?

>>149591332
Who is this "you"?

so how many of you guys run KSS haha :D

>>149591289
who is we?

>>149591275
self explanatory, and it was relevant to the things I quoted, unlike posts like this >>149590968

>>149591287
how was my post projecting? why did you type like that, are you trying to mock me? o_o

>>149591462
i hate posts like these, it doesn't make any sense.

>>149591403
he's also a stinky Canadian

>>149591462
what do you mean by "you guys"?

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>when the ai fucks you over 4 minutes before the end of the run
welp

>>149591560
>are you trying to mock me? o_o

YESSS!!!! XDDDD

>>149591643
what do you mean by "you"?

>>149591486
Read my post again.

>>149591560
>>149591704
why did you type all of that out?

>>149591712
why are you typing like that?

>>149591704
why did you type all of that out?

>>149591746
is this post supposed to be a funny troll or something? idgi, what he meant by "you" was self explanatory

>>149591812
self explanatory

>>149591289
>You know, the activity that we created this general to discuss.
Really? Could've fucking fooled me, I though this place existed for talking about literal let's-players, trannies, and jews

>>149591864
its self explanatory.....

>>149591902
it was created by tripfags to make fun of autists at speedrunning marathons

>>149591902
>>149592073
are these posts supposed to be observant or humorous?

>>149591978
if it was self explanatory i wouldn't have asked

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>This thread

only 213 posts in, can you fuckin believe it haha

>>149592316
was this post supposed to be funny? what does this mean? how is that image relevant?

>>149592383
self explanatory

>>149592403
why did you type haha? is this post supposed to be funny?

good thread so far

dead dog so far

Is the general always like this?

We need a complete and total ban on emulators.

>>149593531
only when croni needs a self esteem boost

Anyone else disappointed in the lack of trannies at ESA?

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>>149591812
>>149591864
ebin

is esa still 3 hours behind. I stoppen watching a day ago

>>149593889
what's this post mean?

>>149593531
what do you mean by "like this"?

>>149594338
what does "ebin" mean?

why did you post?

>>149593549
who is we?

>>149594481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9o6krTi5rA

>>149594602
who exactly is this "you"?

We niggers are voting for Bernie FeelTheBern 2 0 1 7

>>149594771
who is we?

>>149594737
how is this garbage video relevant to this discussion?

>>149594771
this post is not relevant to speedrunning.

>>149594771
even niggers arent voting for bernie nice try hippie

>>149594771
AHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149594956
what was the point of this post? do you think you're clever?

>>149594991
why did you type in all caps?

Since things are getting political, you have to know Cronikeys is a racist tranny. That is not who we are.

>>149595130
who is we?

>>149595103
its self explanatory.....

>>149595130
how is this post relevant? is somebody named Cronikeys posting in here? i don't see anyone named that here...

>>149595220
if it was self explanatory i wouldn't have asked. why all the periods?

Will esa reach 10k viewers? y/n

>>149595315
what did he mean by this?

>>149595316
why did you post this? do people care about ESA?

>>149595417
self explanatory

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>>149594481
it meens your reelie cool!!!

>>149595691
why did you spell those words wrong? why did you post that webm? it's not really relevant to our discussion.

>>149578119
those two shitters behind the desk interacting with karl was the most uncomfortable part of this marathon...her talking about her poor childhood....it was awful

>>149595879
oh no...

>>149595316
If it sorts its shit out then maybe. It managed to reach around 8k earlier, but Euros will be switching off now and the next few hours.

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i asked this earlier but i didn't get a response so im asking it again haha but can of yalls hmu with some epic (at least mostly) unspeedrunned games for the nintendo gamecube?

>>149597971
Aquaman

>>149597971
speedrun gotcha force and mega man x command mission

>>149597971
Metroid Prime 2: Echoes for the Nintendo GameCube

>>149598184
i'll check it out thanks
>>149598275
even the jap version of that game costs too much for me and mega man sucks so no
>>149598403
that isn't unspeedrunned.......

>>149598670
>mega man sucks
youre dead to me anon

>>149598776
sorry i let you down

Damn this slut in the couch is fine looking

The girl and the runner are siblings, right? Not a couple.

Once the faggot beta cucks have been removed from speedrunning, the God Gamer Stigma will be lifted and only pure runners will remain.

These are the only gamers pure enough to be worthy of the God Gamer label:

CavemanDCJ
Dram55
Feasel
PJ
Behemoth
Ivan
Gari
MechaRichter
IonGravirei
Dragondarch
Chanzeux
Callumbal
Cyghfer
Andy
Zoast

If you are a nuthugger for anyone but the runners listed above, I will not rest until you are removed.

>>149599804
but half of those ppl have removed themselves from speedrunning

>>149599804
what will it take for me to finally be recognized as the god gamer i am?

What a qt on the couch, dang

>>149601330
Yea she was damn fine

>>149600504
streets 1:11 untied wr

>>149601449
but streets 111 is already a tied wr

Playing that clip without lag/sound issues seems to be literally impossible, like 10th time they failed it.

>>149590864
add nkr

BASED TOMPA

>>149602850
Who?

>>149603391
who knows. the term based is too common in here

>>149604187
Agreed. We must remove this culturally Marxist term from our collective vocabulary.

>>149604285
who is we?

>>149604443
Proud, heterosexual, white men.

>>149604463
AHAHAHAHA NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149604463
why did you delete?

An actual twitch chat shitpost I copy pasted git more replies than speed run discussion
Just lol

>>149597971
i thought you were working on that NES thing, dugongue

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>>149605098
that's one heck of a name drop, but sadly i am not him, do you have any hot gamecube games though?

reminder that this french beta cuck got wr last week, and you didn't.

>>149605098
Im pretty sure TMR has still not given him permission to play NES games again.

Post some hot speedsluts please

Post some ded doggysluts please

I wish Mario 3 had better commentary.

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he tried to warn us

lmao 3hand

3hand!!!

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Have you heard about medievil?

greatest mario game up next

>>149610330
who's running paper?

>>149562745
>>149563801
>>149564824
>>149565359
>>149565545
>>149566426
>>149568171
>>149568417
>>149571304
>>149573817
>>149573934
>>149587658
>>149588065
>>149588174
>>149588542
>>149588826
>>149590509
>>149590864
>>149591403
>>149592383
why did you delete?

>>149610567
Mr. "I like that jump" himself

esa looks so boring and the venue looks like a basketball court

This is pretty fun run.

is the borderlands run basically a lets play or is it interesting?

>borderlands 2 run

why

>>149613626
there's oobs and stuff
still a shit game though

>>149615272
*reports u*

>>149615272
stop posting and finish more NES games. TMR must be defeated.

ZFG has done it again! Another world record!

>>149615272
#CrunchTheTaco

>>149581410
"Haha! Stop saying the stream is shit guys, the event itself is really fun! You guys are just mad you can't be here in person!"

>says someone every speedrunning event that happens to be shit

If thats the case just stop streaming the events, you don't have to stream yourselves hanging out with your speedfriends to have a good time. The streams are there to be entertainment for people watching, its a little difficult for there to be entertainment when the stream is shit nearly all week.

>>149597971
G-Force

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reminder

>>149622249
tfw no 1ms dedicated twitter monitor

http://pastebin.com/DgM82jvD

damn...... duke a cold ass nigga.............

>>149623572
>othertimes i'm really cute.
no, you really aren't duke. give them more time

>>149623572
>i wouldn't be surprised if i would eventually be interested in maybe facial feminization surgery or an orchidectomy.
>orchidectomy
Surgical removal of both testicles.

Oh boy.

the twitch chat for esa is like a stream monster convention, bottom feeding vermin who do nothing but jack each other off in chats all day

god d*MN im gay

>>149625294
But did you gay FAST?

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>>149623572
>cuddle drive

>>149623572
well, maybe, i don't know, just become a gay boy instead of a freak of nature half-creature?

>>149625294
meows...

post go1den memes

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>tfw no tetris bf

>turn on ESA
>someone found the most bording people ever born to run the most boring speedgame ever made

have there been any good runs at ESA

>>149629403
the best part of ESA was when the stream pc died

>>149629403
gta3 was quite cool

>>149629403
I don't know, I just tuned in no and we're the only two here.

>>149623572
>i think about aesthetics a lot.
aesthetics is of course latin for "my girlfriend who left me for a high schooler and my global failure in front of miyamoto"

>bieng in not /v/ thread
What a cucks, cya nerds xDD

>>149630442
who cares they're both fuckin dead just like this marathon

>>149630493
nice meme

>>149630636
gonna have to word this p hard, serg isn't dead

>>149630795
maybe on geological timescales it isn't

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can't make this shit up

What's coming up on esa now? wanna know if it's anything worth watching yet

>>149631210
not speedrun related

>>149631391
Bjorn Vorgensen and his buddy Plub Vikkarsythe.

They will play a shitty game and offer shitty commentary.

^just a guess tho

>>149631210
BREAKING NEWS: trihex is retarded

>>149631210
now post what witwix is doing!

>>149631391
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

if it's anything like the run at GDQ, it's gonna be shit.

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>>149631550
here ya go you salty nuthugger! :-p

>>149631493
>Bjorn
>Plub
wtf yuropeens have some shitty names lmao

>>149631684
Your opinion is very important to us John Wayne

speedrun.tv/jangbang__
ESA understream

Someone tell me when Crunkit is on thanks

>>149632057
John Wayne is white.

>>149632057
John Wayne was a bad ass cowboy.

Remember--you exist under our protection, Torgenburgenblarg. So rest easy and be thankful your shitheap of a country doesn't need an army of numales to try to defend itself....because that would be hilarious.

You can't even put on a speedrunning event, after all.

this speedrun stinks

>mods ban and warn people for talking about chibi, a speedrunner
>yet every other speedrunner is allowed to be talked about
is chibi a mod

>>149632362
>Remember--you exist under our protection
Do you know who you are talking to?

>>149633327
Chibi is a lolcow, not a speedrunner.
So you can fuck off to /b/ for this.

>>149621956
lol salty faggot mad he couldn't be here in person

>>149633327
they have to give equal coverage to all Speedpresidential candidates

You guys better tell me when Crankit is live, or else!!!

>>149635165
You should be watching Prince of Persia Sands of Time right now anyway.

>>149635412
But my favorite streamer is streaming for the first time in ages!

Beneziaa's ankles

>>149635703
fw Benzo will never guess who you are and make a sims character after you

>>149635703
spoiler that shit

>>149635703
cankles*
her shrek feet make me sad

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>>149636308
don't look like cankles to me

Just woke up. is esa dead yet?

>>149636989
>de bene thighs

>>149636989
why did that man paint his toenails?

is Cruton on yet?

>page 10 during a marathon
lmao

My primary goal is peace.

>>149640513
yet you're voting for drumpf.......

Is Crunkles on yet you guys???????????????

>sgdq more fun than esa
what happen

>>149641893
sgdq has more entertaining drama and shit, like 2 year tranniversary, otherwise I'd say esa is better

>>149642153
that's like your opinion man. I blame autism

>>149642295
>tfw witwix got more viewers than esa

>>149642295
LOL

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>>149642295
>trihex quit his job for this
>trihex spent hundreds on emotes for this
>trihex moved his gf into his home for this
>trihex got his mom a car for this
>trihex gave up his friends for this

The Bouncing Medievil

>>149642859
>>149642295

Listen up, assholes: Trihex, unlike all of you, is a happy, successful, attractive man.

You know why you post about him day in and day out? It's jealousy. You are envious of the following

-He is better looking than you
-He has an 8.5/10 girlfriend, whereas you have nothing
-He has had world records
-He is living the dream being a Twitch icon, how's your minimum wage job treating you?
-He is fit and athletic
-He is highly respected both on Twitch and the speedrunning community. This garbage dump? It is laughed out of any conversation regarding speedruns
-He has the flexibility and freedom to play anything he wants and bring in thousands of people. How many would watch YOUR stream? That's right, nobody besides a few losers on here

I think it is clear from the above points that every single user here on this message board is pathetic and should consider suicide, especially ANYONE not showing Trihex the fucking respect he deserves.

reminder trihex has been running yoshi since 2005 and hasn't had the record for 100% once

>>149643913
>it's a 'Cuck Sagan' post

trihex is a poser. thats it.

>>149643913

Listen up, assholes: Donald Trump, unlike all of you, is a happy, successful, attractive man.

You know why you post about him day in and day out? It's jealousy. You are envious of the following

-He is better looking than you
-He has an 8.5/10 girlfriend, whereas you have nothing
-He has millions of americans wanting to be him
-He is living the dream being a Republican icon, how's your minimum wage job treating you?
-He is going to be the president of the united states
-He is highly respected both in the Republican party and the internet. This garbage dump? It is laughed out of any conversation regarding nominations
-He has the flexibility and freedom to do anything he wants and keep out thousands of muslims. How many would attend YOUR convention? That's right, nobody besides a few losers on here

I think it is clear from the above points that every single user here on this message board is pathetic and should consider suicide, especially ANYONE not showing Donald Trump the fucking respect he deserves.

>>149590342
>>149643913
>>149645584
>de hippie spacing

Cruxader coming on right now

>>149647432
>right now
I think you mean after about 600 years of setup

laml a cute

watching how shitty ESA is, i'm starting to think uyama deserves all the money he's taking

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this is the loneliest, shittiest thing i've ever seen

>>149647841
dude we gotta save every fuckin' moment like this and make a collage or some shit. They need to see this shit after the fact and not fuck up next year.

support our boi crunkit rn

oh shit the ventriloquist.

girls cannot speedrun

>>149648461
W O W you post this shit like every single day dude, holy POOP get a f*cking life.