/dbg/ - Dirty Bomb General

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1st for Nader!

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ded

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>>149549114
Not as dead as your sexlife anon

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>>149549775
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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Here, have some talented artwork to revive the thread that died with the OP.

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>>149550914
Kira is cuter

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>>149551812
How about a Peenix?

>>149550914
s u p e r t a l e n t e d

>>149552854
>poncho
>manlet
>mexican

>be level 53465
>playing 7v7 because no 10+ servers are populated due to ded game with nobody skilled playing and ded timezone
>level 37 in enemy team starts complaining about balance and tells me to go to 20+ servers
>"hurr durr me stomping on level 5-s is completely fine but you need to go away because you can kill me"

I bet that fucker never even considered playing in 20+ servers if he doesn't know they don't fucking exist.

>>149554413
>be level 56
>join server
>team is spawncamped
>turn it around with ease
>omg stop killing low level go fight level 100+ you noob
>level 37

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>>149553094
did somebody say super talented?

>>149556251
what is this abomination?

>>149558185
A negro, some claim its a human subspecies found in Africa but it appears they are closer to monkeys than humans

>>149550914
Holy shit those are enormous

>>149563016
It's a padded bra, bro.

>>149563281
>>149563016
They aren't that big. You could grab one in a shingle hand.

>>149563703
>C cups aren't big in real life standards
wew

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>>149563896
Speaking of cups....

>>149563896
Somewhere between C and D is about where the world average is.

Bra cups are terrible for measuring it though, because there's no convention so each manufacturer just uses their own definition.

t. breastologist

>>149564182
I would say B is the average

>>149564384
B is the average in asia and africa.

You have to understand that the problem really is that cup sizes like this are not reliable.

The sparks in the image that started this could have anything between C and G cups even if you don't bring in different manufacturers yet, because it depends on other measurements of her body. Once you bring in varying definitions of size even that much goes out the window.

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>>149564707
>that FOV

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>>149564707
How do people play with this fov?

>>149565551
>>149566954
t. shitters

>>149565551
>>149566954
>>149567578

Tunnel vision proxy mains.

What's the current meta loadout for sawbonez ?
The SM41 looks great but only potent packs to heal shitters

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>>149568141
Forget the meta, gen1 crotzni with focus, drilled and portent packs is the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best

>>149568946
I just picked him up so i had to craft
had the shit crotchni and the extra supplies/get up on bronze
Works like a charm for now, maybe i'll get another one when the prices will if go down
Thanks though /mu/

>>149568946
This

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>Ask for hundreds of dollars for "Founders packages"
>Abandon the game

Classic Splash Damage.

>>149570919
Has this ever happened before with previous SD games? Is DB abandoned?
Sir, you are retarded.

>>149570919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTo_-LpG2uE

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I'm gonna stream in a minute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAQZw6OKcKs

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>>149574027
Okay?

>>149574171
Ok

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Raz fix walls reeeeeeee
I also sometimes bump into concrete nothingness. It's pretty puzzling. Is the dev team aware of this ?

>>149576509
you're bumping into newspapers on the ground

>tfw icetrapprincessqueenbutt99 will never kiss you on the cheek

>>149576509
This happens to me sometimes. It's a bug when parts of the textures don't load or something.

It's worse in the container in part 3 of trainyard, it's really hard to tell where the container's walls start and you can shoot. Though I suppose actually seeing through the wall is its own advantage.

>>149578564
Happens to me aswell. it's pretty annoying.
>>149578401
The problem that annoys me more is this "concrete nothingness"
There is nothing here, but something still blocks me, and knowing how walls can break your move speed/keep you stuck to them it's rather annoying

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TOO MANY GIRLS PLAYING THIS GAME

ROASTIES GET OF MY FUCKING GAME

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149580667
"girls"

>>149580667

>he doesn't want memebutt99 to hold his hand

Can someone explain what about sniper type character that unilaterally attracts shitters?

>>149583108
Shit like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsLiM5I_nnk

>>149583108
Hitting 1 bullet out of 10 with SMG does not have an impact on anything. Hitting 1 shot out of 10 with a sniper rifle usually scores you a kill or an assist. It's all about them kills, right guys?

>>149583108
It's the edgiest

>>149583108
One hit KO

>>149583108
lowest risk highest reward least responsibility.

>>149583108
AMERICAN SNIPER

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>>149579450
>"concrete nothingness"
Have you checked where you were walking?

Weekly reminder to watch the devstream starting RIGHT NOW. Now featuring KKona.

>>149585367
So you're being serious when saying fucking papers are blocking my way
SD FIX THIS SHIT

>>149585371
shoe's voice is so annoying that i can't really watch those streams

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>watching dev stream
>nothing about changing the kike-like crafting system
>just useless data nerd crap

uninstalled

Did they fix the fps issues yet ?

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>We're gonna wait until the next big update to fix the paper issue
>Hotfix would be too large in terms of data

Fucking hell these guys are useless. Have fun walking around newspapers for 3 months.

Ever since the burst weapon nerf I just can't play with the BR-16 anymore. I can't play Arty, Aura, or some other dudes because of it. Feels like I can't hit shit. Don't want to use the Dreiss because that just means I'll spam shots until I hit something which is retarded.

Got no one to play this with, competitive is dead as fuck, casual matches are usually just deathmatch because retards are retarded and it ends up just being me trying to do everything, every casual game no matter what minimum level usually is a shit show or just half the team sniping, NOT HOTFIX FOR A SIMPLE ISSUE WITH A PAPER DECAL WTF, crafting shit is retarded (thankfully I got all the bronze shit I want so I don't care anyway).

Getting tired of this shit, I like playing the game but it's gonna die, both from a lack of development and lack of content. Which is a shame because it's fun to play, but there's almost nothing to do in it anymore. Doesn't help that I just seem to get worse ever since the BR nerf.

Maybe I should just buy shitwatch.

>>149588484
I actually managed to get so tired of SD's lazy shit that I couldn't even be bothered to log in daily for the gold case shit. Between Stillborn and this shitshow, overwatch doesn't even need an advertising department to win this genre, the competition sells it.

>>149588698
What's shit is I can't even justify buying shitwatch since even my friends that bought it are tired of it and rarely play it.

I just can't find a decent game anymore that's fun to play online that isn't total shit.

>>149588806
I've given up on online gaming in general and only kind of considered overwatch since a couple friends still play it. I'm mostly working on getting /fit/ and clearing single player backlog out, I'd recommend the same, too much online gaming develops a bad mentality.

>>149589087
There's nothing interesting singleplayer wise to play anymore either. I finished Witcher 3 and have no desire to play it again since it took so long, same goes for Fallout 4 (which barely has content anyway), all the older games I've played I have no interest in going back and replaying either.

I don't like exercising so that's out of the picture. I like programming and fiddling with my server, but it got boring so I haven't done anything with it in awhile.

Just running out of shit to do, even if I can find a decent job not much will change. I'll go work for several hours then just come home and be bored as fuck. Fucking getting tired of this. Wish I lived out west where all the interesting tech shit happens so I could get a job doing something interesting. Instead I'm stuck here in the southeast where everything is the same boring shit different flavor. Missed my only chance at an easy internship a little north too. So fucked.

Fucking hate this, just want something to do that doesn't make me want to blow my brains out.

fucking fags fuck you all and especially SD
my golds are worthless now

>>149589489
Are you me?

>>149589489
Maybe instead of being a whiny little bitch you could work towards personal goals ? Or go out of your way to find something new to do ? Or just blow your brains out as you said.

>>149589489
just learn haskell

>>149589489
Hi, me

>>149590229
>>149590762
so learn haskell you pieces of shit
stop being useless and actually improve your programming skills

>>149590229
Hopefully, that'd mean someone else is as shitty as me.

>>149590547
>haskell
no, haskell is useless outside academia

You didn't even read that I'm fucking bored of programming and fucking with my own tech shit.

>>149591361
yes it is, but it is a useful learning experience to broaden your skills as a programmer
if you lack motivation to get better at anything then you should either go see a psychologist or kill yourself

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Raz get on discord :3

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New map confirmed.

>>149592489
ANOTHER EXECUTION MAP OH BOY HOW FUN!

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>>149592489

>>149592601
They're simpler and faster to make and they appeal to the biggest audience

>>149592903
>It would take 6 months of our time to make an SDK for you guys!
>one year and all we got was dome
FUCK YOU SD

>>149592489
>>149592601
Some of these are old scrapped map concepts don't get your panties in a bunch.

>>149593690
You really know nothing, do you? I almost feel bad for you.

>>149593690
They keep you out of the loop huh?

>>149591676
if i wanted to broaden my skills as a programmer I'd learn something that might get me a job, not haskell

>>149594103
some things just make you a better programmer without teaching you knowledge that you can use to get a job
spending time to solve algorithmical problems for instance.
sure, problem solving skills certainly won't be something superficial you can throw onto your cv, but it's certainly something that makes you a better programmer
in the case of haskell you learn applied category theory, programming declaratively and get a load better at recursion

>>149593690
Poor raz :(

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>Can't hotfix the newspaper bug
>Have to wait until the "next big update" for it to be fixed

Oh boy I'm gonna have so much fun avoiding newspapers or the next few months

>>149594460
sorry, not even the slightest bit interested in haskell, even my math focused friend hates it

>>149594787
then learn something other than haskell to broaden your skills
learn a lisp and get into ai or write an interpreter
learn go or elixir and to get into csp
learn webgl and write a bunch of simple games that people can just jump into real quick and play
i know a couple of c# open source projects that REALLY need decent c++ programmers and people that know how to work with the unreal engine too

>>149595318
- lisp is just as bad
- not interested in any kind of game development, grew out of that shit when i turned 15
- no interest in elixir
- hate microsoft shit, c# is okay, but it means I'm tied to microsoft to do anything
- i'm not good at a c/c++ at all, haven't even touched it in 2 years anyway

you're still missing the entire fucking thing I said about "I'm bored of programming" bored of it all, unless I get a job doing it I'd have to be hard pressed to anything productive with it

>>149595318

yeth, learn a lithp
thum people find lithps very endearing
it makeths it hard to rethite thum thingths, though
for egthample;
thally thellths theethellths by the thee thore
you'd almostht thertainly have trouble thaying thomthing like that

>>149595857

altho I'm going to type with a lithp everytime I potht in thith thread from now on

>>149594746
I just don't get their reasoning. Why? Just why?

/dbg/ - programming general

>>149595850
you see, programming jobs are fucking dull.
there are VERY few interesting programming jobs.
academia is a lot more challenging and arguably interesting.
the most interesting shit you can do in programming is in your free time or in academia, not in a job.
programming jobs are just about writing the same glue code ten billion times a day.
if you really believe that you need a programming job to get motivated, then there's no hope for you.

>>149596207
Fixing that issue would require a 2gb patch. People will not be happy to download 2gb of nothing and would rather download 2.2gb with some actual content included.

>>149596538
>academia is a lot more challenging and arguably interesting.
i can't make a living being a perpetual student, not good enough to do it anyway; probably going to fail out of this master's program before I can even begin a thesis

>programming jobs are just about writing the same glue code ten billion times a day.
i'm fine with that since that's the only thing I'm decent at anyway besides basic systems administration

>if you really believe that you need a programming job to get motivated, then there's no hope for you.
that's why once i get a job i'll likely unironically kill myself when i'm around 30

>>149596674
erg;ekljgh;eklr n;klertgjn ;klern;klergjn;kl erjl

Why isn't there a fucking testing branch where they can test stupid shit like this then?

>>149596923
>Why isn't there a fucking testing branch where they can test stupid shit like this then?
But there is.

As burntkona explained today at the stream, they did not expect the papers to have blocking built into them by a retarded map guy who made this shit over 3 years ago. Why test something that makes no sense? They probably flew over them in spectator mode, made sure the map didn't crash and have fps hitches and called it a day.

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>>149591861
I'm scared about getting bugged every 2 seconds about the crafting system. :(

>>149597710
Thanks for reminding

RAZ FIX THE CRAFTING!!

>>149597797
Guide how to fix crafting:
1. Play the game
2. Use bronze cards
3. Who gives a fuck about cosmetics that aren't Limited Edition and Obsidian?

>>149598025
>he doesnt have cobalts for his waifus

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>>149598306
>he doesn't run a full squad of CW waifus

>>149598510
Whats the point of fancy skins when you have hq materials off?

>>149598616
The point of skins is to show off to others, not to watch them yourself. Besides I know what skin I have so I can paint a picture in my mind.

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>>149597710
Just join the discord Raz, we miss you there

HOLY SHIT LMAO Xdd he still plays SHIT vomb

Loooooll

>>149603430
you can't poop from a womb, only babies poop in there

dumbass

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I will keep playing this game until the end of time as long as they

FIX
THE
FUCKING
S T A T S
R A A A A A A A A A A A A A A AA A A A A A A A A A A A A Z F I X I T R E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E

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>>149568946

This is the best crotch currently available though, right?
since there's no way to get gen 1 cards at the moment

>>149607438
You can just go to the store and buy gen1 bronzes. Get the CR42G1 for best crotzni results.

>>149607806

Oh, I didn't realize there was a selector for it

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>>149602719
Uh.

Lil' creepy.

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>>149610027

There's nothing creepy going on we're all friends here Raz
Don't you want to be our friend huh Raz?
D o n ' t y o u ?

>it's a "the only avalaible servers are 8v8 with shitters" episode

>>149611437

also known as "every episode since the last patch"

>>149611495
Well there was 7v7
also
>the enemy team is made entirely of proxies and auras jumping with shotguns
JUST

>>149612014

they also have 200 ping, since they moved the SAM servers even further away from SAM
they all just play on US servers now and ruin everyone's day

>>149613101
I'm on EU lad

>be forced to play on 8v8
>finally find a 6v6 with decent players
>games autokicks me after 1 minute in
I'm fucking done. Goodbye DB

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do all youtubers have the mind of an 8 year old? holy shit

>>149615338
>kandyrew
He is so shit at the game

why do people try to challenge Vass by crouch spraying with an AR then call hacks when they get dome pieced.

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>>149610331
Fucking wot.

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>>149618028

We just need a drop of your blood Raz, it won't hurt one bit
Just one little droppy drop
You won't ev e n m i s s i t R a z , j u s t g o w i t h i t e v e r y t h i n g w i l l b e f i n e .

hey kid
ever been in a dead thread

>>149568946
That is the meta dummy.

"Forget the meta, use the meta!"

>>149626595
>>149631942

Raz for our first date I'm going to take you parasailing

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>>149636443
This implies a few things, such as:
1] I like the sun.
2] I do not have a fear of heights.
3] I would go on a date with you.

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>>149636960
Whoops, dropped my trip because I was posting on another board.

>>149636960

This implies a few things, such as:
1) You have a choice

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Good morning /dbg/ :3

good night snakebutt37

>>149632519
I guess I created a new meta then! Whoop!

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>>149643072
Why aren't you online, animegrill666?

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>>149647409
Just got home from the doctor

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>>149648652
Did your hormones run out?

anyone know what should you do first once the patch is live?

>>149649102
find all the bugs that are supposedly fixed but aren't.

>>149649102
Queue for 3 hours and realize it's still broken and ded.

>>149649007
Got new allergy pills

Remember to join the /dbg/ Discord!

https://discord.gg/Kas28WG

>>149650919
24 unique posters, 15 in discord, that's actually pretty good

>>149649102
What patch?

BONES new album dropped, free as usual
b a s e d
a
s
e
d
https://twitter.com/TeamSESH/status/757624567724580864

>>149654406
?

>>149656938
He probably wanted to post this on /mu/ but realized that it wasn't actually music before it was too late.

ded

bum

>>149661292
d e d
e
d

>>149661292
>>149664130
>>149664332
>>149665901
neck yourself

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Friendly reminder to play with others from /dbg/

>>149668817
hahahaha fucking hate those jealous shitstains who get upset that someone is better than them

>>149668817
>khelmi

you unfriended me >:(

>>149669542
who?

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>>149669778
>doesn't even remember who I am

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Dixu please.

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>>149671838
DELETE THIS

>>149671838
Can't even adopt? I'm going to uninstall.

>>149671838
Thats not raziels trip, you sad fuck

>>149671838
this is some next level shitposting dixu

>>149672961
Gotta get back on track make up for the time I was out of business

>>149673225
how about you go out of business forever on this friday? keep your promise this time, insufferable faggot

>>149673532
fuk u I wont do what u tell me

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>>149546926
I really dig this game but the new crafting system is lame as shit. Used to be able to recycle low tier cards for better ones but now you're forced to use real $$ or grind until you get a new characters worth of credits. 30k credits for a Silver Card? And wtf are trinkets for? Worthless clutter. Fuck off DB devs, you shitters aren't getting a cent from this goy.

>>149671838
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHETIC

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Balancing these mercs with no survivors
>Rhino. Increase the range and accuracy of Rhino's minigun to match at least the sub-machine guns, have the aim require "steering" of the minigun making you turn far slower when it's deployed
>Phantom. Increase his cloak durability x2. Make his weapons suppressed variants that allow him to fire from cloak and recloak immediately. Give him shotguns.
>Proxy. Give her a third mine.
>Phoenix. Increase the speed at which you can self-revive by double.
>Vasilli. Allow his heartbeat monitor to mark deployables by default or give it an EMP effect similar to Phantom's cloak.
>Bushwhacker. Have his turret lock on faster and turn quicker. Make it twice as small and give it a 360 radius, have it fire a quarter slower.
>Aimee. Have marked targets display what class they are. (medic, objective specialist, ect.)
>Skyhammer. Change the airstrike cooldown to 24 seconds, give him two extra ammo packs as default.
>Fragger. Increase HP to 170, let him carry two frag grenades at a time.
>Thunder. Decrease HP to 140.
>Stoker. Double the radius covered by napalm, increase its staying-time to 20 seconds or decrease the cooldown time to 24 seconds.
>Sparks. Cut the damage REVIVR does in half and allow it to revive team mates through splash damage when it hits the floor near them.

>>149675247
end yourself.

>>149675304
neck yourself

>>149675304
kys

>>149675304
>>149675348
>>149675357
Die. DIE. DIE!

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And ya'll are wondering why I didn't accept Dixu at first.

ffs.

>>149676216
only dixu was wondering
we weren't

hey let's clutter the ui with useless information that we won't need anyways!!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Dirtybomb/comments/4ujdy4/mockup_upgrade_to_show_detail_thing_that_shows_up/

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>>149675247
>thunder with 140 health
>3 mine proxy

>>149677757
This nigga never stops with his 'improvement' suggestions.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Dirtybomb/comments/4ty9vb/mockup_improvement_to_in_game_scoreboard/

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>>149676216
Get on the discord raz, we are still missing you there

>>149676216
>>149679019
Don't, the discord is more dead than this thread.

>>149678619
The CD of abilities on the scoreboard is actually something i'd like to see, but that's pretty much all

>>149679851
Why though? In pubs nobody gives a fuck and in ranked/organized play there is voice chat that is way more effective for letting your team know when your airstrike is off cooldown.

>>149679851
that information is fucking useless
all you'd use it for is blaming others

>>149679938
Because when i look at a medic/field ops i wanna know if they're retarded or on CD
Same for artillery support abilities/long CD ones

>>149680078
great, more opportunities for you and me to get mad
you're a fucking retard if you think this is a good idea
take levels away from the scoreboard as well.

>>149680078
They are retarded.

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What did he mean by this?

>>149681280
it means he's really fucking pissed and trying really hard to get you as mad as him

>>149677887
>thunder has a literally blinding stunning grenade that he can pop off every 12 seconds and a machine gun while also having the second largest amount of HP in the game
>proxy is just a worse Fletcher and all she can do is throw down two garbage mines in predictable spots instead of three garbage mines in predictable spots

Should be able to place Proxy's mines on any surface desu, like on walls or low ceilings.

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>>149676216

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>>149681707

>>149681707
Working as intended :^)

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>connect to a server
>see pic related

???

>>149681916
It's called "stacking" and that's what kills this game among other things
If you're referring to the colors, it's just that you're in spectator mode

>>149682074
What they need to do is make it so teams are autobalanced if one is 3 players less than the other team.

>>149681358
I regularly shittalk in chat in all games, not because I'm angry but if you get the enemy chatting in text chat, they'll focus less and raging will make them play worse. high level cs strategy.

>>149682179
Won't do shit, knowing how "effective" the actual system is
The community is the problem, they behave like 12 years-old

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>>149681916
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY BALANCE ABLOO BLOO
>LOOK AT THE LEVEL DIFFERENCES OMG :-(
>WTF VOTE YES TO SHUFFLE YOU RETARDS CAN'T YOU SEE THIS IS UNBALANCED WAAAAAH

>>149682179
My >>149682346 point, see this idiot
>>149682392

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>>149682465
>literally caring about team balance in a PUBLIC SERVER
The truth is that winning is more fun than losing, and seeing just how infuriating some utterly retarded sub level 10's are (most don't even bother to listen to any legit advice), I don't even want to think about helping them out. The few times I've willingly joined a losing team to carry them, my original team would begin to whine about teamstacking. And after carrying the previously losing team to victory, the players that had insulted and given me hackusation go on to beat their chests like monkeys and roar about how it was THEM who fucking won the match. I stack, and will continue to stack teams until the game awards you for helping out idiots. By joining a losing team I'm only making the game less fun for myself, on top of losing potential xp.

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>>149681428
>fletcher's bombs that do max 100 damage with awful explosion radius are the better as impassible 150 damage dealing mines with huge aoe
>thunder's lmg worth anything compared to stark

>>149684026
>Winning is more fun than losing
That's for sure
>Sub 10 talking shit
What will ever change here ?
>stacking
I'm just saying that a team having 4 players lvl 10 and less against a team having a lvl 103,49,47 and 27 is effectively stacking and unbalanced.
When you're the only high level, well whatever.
The screenshot i commented was a real stack like i can see and hate
Shitters will talk shit, the only thing we can do as higher levels is recognize actual stacking and remedying to it IF WE CAN/WANT (yes playing with a shit team is often annoying/rage inducing and i don't always balance it out because reasons.)
Anyways this era is over because i don't ever play on 8v8. Shitters plus numbers is way too much for me

>>149682179
You can't put autobalance into a game where the teams have to put in work towards their win and expect people to stay in the server after getting shafted.

>random person complains about balance
>they start talking about levels
Every time.

>>149686057
And then you get questions like this
forums.dirtybomb.nexon.net/discussion/31679/is-there-an-xp-hack-on-the-market

>>149686057
>be high level
>win a match
>"you got carried by a no lifer"
>t. lvl 30+

>>149686292
>OMG how is it possible that a level 112 doesn't know how to revive :(

>>149686464
Well you expect a lvl 112 to know his way around the basics
Don't mean lvl 112 can't be retards

What if the level 112 dude allows his 4 year old son to play on his account?

>>149686906
Level 10 is more than enough to know everything, including the maps. After that extra play time isn't going to make them less retarded.

>>149687052
I know i know.
It just feel weird that someone having this much gametime is still retarded
It's like seeing someone that can't move & shoot. It's cringy as fuck

>>149671838

DIXU STOP MACKIN ON MY GIRL MAN I'M TELLIN YA
I'LL GET'CHYA DIXU YOU JUST WAIT I'LL GET'CHYA
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KEEP THOSE GRIMY PAWS'A YOURS TO YA SELF MY PAL
OR IIIIIIII'MA GANNA HAVE'TA'HAVE'ATCH'YA

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>>149688548
Come at me bro, I'm streaming

Medic!

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>>149694279

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>>149694279

>>149694819
>>149694338
>>149694279
>>149690770

gay

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This game is to ez

>>149697727

>"gg REKT"
>playing against level 5s with arty on chapel
>fake nexon tag and anime name

are you mentally deficient

>>149698068
At least he wasn't defending with arty

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>>149697727
Enjoy your ban
Also
>only 23 kills against shitters
You need to git better

>>149699071
Ban for what lmao

>>149699227
Maybe the whole
IMPERSONATING A NEXON EMPLOYEE YOU DIP

>>149699360
Lmao u mad

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>>149700069
I'm just baffled by how dumb new players are

>>149700069

he's exasperated with your stupidity, not angry
you, however, are angry that people are unanimously considering you retarded and projecting
you're also trying to pretend that you were "just joking and not actually stupid"
but guess what
you are

>>149697727
>impersonating a nexon emplyee
IM TELLING RAZ!

ded

Post merc ideas to keep thread from ded go

>>149710873
This one area denial guy with portable uranium was pretty imaginative and good imo

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>At around 7am this past Sunday morning, a 33-year-old man drove a car into the first floor of PC and mobile game company Nexon.
>Mr. Lee has confessed to authorities and stated he was upset at Nexon after becoming addicted to the company’s games. Mr. Lee is quoted as saying Nexon “ruined” his life.

>>149710873
>melee focused merc that can use an energy shield that negates some damage similar to Phantom but for far more and only from the front
>tanky merc that can carry downed teammates out of the line of fire to revive them in safety, can carry two at a time but it slows them down
>merc that can put down gas canisters that when tripped will fill a small area with dizzying gas that eats away at half the enemy's health
>merc that can throw EMP/caff grenades, possibly they can halt the timer on C4 charges for a small period
>merc with an exoskeleton suit that allows them to move around far better, hang from ceilings, climb certain walls and hang from them laying in ambush
>merc that links their health with another merc's so that the damage that merc takes gets offset to them instead
>merc that can throw down a canister of sticky black hardening gel that slows down enemies it splashes on and provides a temporary armor to allies
>merc that can pour flammable liquid into areas and throw a cigar into it to ignite pools of it when they want, stoker can also ignite them
>merc that can place a portable magnetic field generator that causes bullets and throwables to veer away from the area slightly but it drains its battery in doing so
>merc that can beat up Dillan from school

>>149712336
NOBODY CAN BEAT UP ME
YOU'RE DEAD