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Second for please validate my existence

>>149523272
only if you tell me how great I just did as milf

>>149523819
fuck off

>>149521736
you carry niggers blood, honored men neither play vox or ever considers stealing from other hard working nanotrasen members

>>149522815
This is also a good OP! Thank you!

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>cuckster and friends voting for shilldog
I hope she wins and you get traumatized by Billy Bill getting bopped around like a crypt puppet on national television you fascist fucks.

>>149524386
What did he mean by this

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>>149524638
>furry
>is actually a violent assistant at heart and hates roleplay when it's non-erotic
fine pottery lad

>>149524386
>Trump voter calling Hillary a fascist

They're both insane, it's just that Hillary is less likely to ruin international relationships for the next decade.

I need a waifu, what are my options?

>ywn have your vox gf cuddle with you

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>>149525112

>>149525112
Just give me a few names and I'll tell you if they're taken or not.

>>149525068
Oh boy can't wait to get drafted into a nuclear war sounds like BIG LIBERAL FUNTIMES to me bro

>implying it's not just going to be another 4 years of fucking nothing getting done no matter who wins

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>>149525151
you and your friends' spambots cucked me out of skeleton waifus so go fuck yourself

>>149525112
You'll find your waifu when the time is right. Don't rush it

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>>149525573
The clinton foundation has more sway than you think.

>cargonia evacuation to mining outpost
>sec dude joins in
>all the suits are gone
>plan a getaway to the outpost via the cross space disposal network there apparantly was
>nuke
rip the dream

>>149525068

>hillary

>less likely

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/667371059885301761

jump in a pit of glass

>>149526073
The outpost was being eaten by lava, you wouldnt have made it probably

>>149526112
Daily reminder the biggest victims of ISIS are Muslims.

>>149526432

Considering you're killed mercilessly if you are NOT Muslim, I'd say they have a religious requirement.

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>>149522815
>mrpain is back
>again

Can we just get rid of this cancer forever already?

This fag keeps leaving and coming back for scraps.

>>149526528
They killed 20.000 Iraqi Muslims in 2 years.

It's like saying all Christians belong the the Westboro Baptist Church, except ISIS actually does something.

>>149526731
Remember that time when westboro baptist church made a truck out of signs saying god hates fags and drove into a crowd of people on the 4th of july?

CHRIS SMITHYMAN

>>149526918
>except ISIS actually does something.

Also, the west is at war with ISIS, sadly enough this is what happens when you're at war.

But if you think Muslims are somehow safe from all that, you're delusional.

>>149526918
No what are you... oh

>>149524141
What are you thanking OP for?

www.strawpoll.me/10826142

>>149527230
there one for male?

That's more than three threads without that anon ever returning
I am now suspicious that waifu-dating-sim anon just wanted an excuse to make another popularity contest.
I-I just want to see __(You)__ in a cute game.

>>149527405
I'm writing it slowly, gonna start on the security route first.


Options will be Dream Team + Alice Conrad. You will play as a starting officer and either advance to detective or warden over several months

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>>149524386
>Cuckster

Who? Sergay?

>>149527686
I missed out on this. What's this about a dating sim? Who all is in it?

>>149527686
>Flavour of the month sluts again

I am 100% unsurprised, as always.

>>149527686
post what you have so far
Who's in it so far?

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>>149527809
>>149528148
At the minute I'm just focusing on security, so the girls posted aka pic related and Alice Conrad.

>>149528107
Name better security girls, they're basically the only static naming security girls I could pick

>>149528107
>Been playing for 2 years
>Still get called a flavour of the month slut

>>149528478
The flavor of the months are all Security. They encompass it.
It's actually pretty good. Usually it's just medbay so I guess it's more exciting of a selection.
>>149528661
Being a flavor-of-the-month slut is a choice. It's a design in a personality.

reminder that sec waifus are unrobust

>>149528478
I remember that round. Fucking birds.

My only regret was the round ending as I had discovered the filthy bird's ship location and was tele-ing in with a bunch of ARs on my pack

>>149528478
Who's the HoS?

>>149528478
A fucking bucket would be better than Trinity
At least the bucket doesn't get in the way, isn't a sec gear piñata, and you could probably train a bucket to read the radio better

>>149528945
Alice

>>149528969
>implying trinitys route won't contain bullying

>>149529078
I got really mad at your post before realizing you're talking about a VN, not actual in-game players, carry on

>>149529078
What job will the player have?

>>149529491
For security you'll start as an officer, and can go on to be a detective or warden

If a surgery were to have the tools to the side of the operating table, rather than above it, would that throw people off a little bit?
It shouldn't be I would think, but I know some people are very particular about the weirdest things.

>>149529601
You should make it so that there's a common route, and you have to choose what job to take. Or stay a greyshirt or something and go a Kenji route.

>>149530205
That's the long term plan, for now I just want to finish one section.

>>149530310
when will you be finished?

I'm curious, has anything backed by Senate ever failed? He seems to have a disproportionate amount of influence.

>>149530585
>Senate

>>149530642
?

>>149530515
Not sure, within a month I'd like to have it almost all written.

I however can't do art, so it'll just be words

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>>149526528
>>149525407
the wall just got 10 feet higher kikes

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>>149531351
well this is what I get for only being a spess man drunk
I'm illiterate

Reminder to downvote this shit into the ground
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11084

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>every time I get surgery, the doctor is a ling

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How to fix something like pic related? The wiki says to just click on it, but that doesn't work

>>149532908
Stand south, click on the top wire.

>>149532908
you just point and click click click click click click, it's real easy mang

>>149532990
Do you mean to stand facing south on it or to stand south of the tile? And should I have something in my hand for this?

Hey guys I come to raise a real important issue.

>WAIFUS.

Notice the huge increase in "girl" players in the game? It's not an issue per say, but when every player is a girl it's disturbing when you take a second to look at it all. At least half the player base plays a girl player.

Now myself included. I'm a shitter and looking for brownie points to look good again, so I'm playing a good character who's now social and helpful rather than my old one.

What is YOUR reasoning for playing a girl online in space? It was acceptable when 5 out of 65 people did it, but the number is way too high to feel comfortable with.

>>149533268
Stand on the tile directly south of the cables, click the top cable with cable in-hand.

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coming real soon

>>149533438
>What is YOUR reasoning
Felt like it.
There are a lot of female characters now though.

>>149533564
fucking S E X Y!

>>149533438
I play a girl because I want to be one

>>149533564
Cool beans.

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>>149533694

Reminder that diona litearlly go to blinking red if they get hit by one laser. Instant crit (death?) for cap laser

>>149533564
thanks Dr. Col. Sanders

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>kill the last vampire
>go back to take his head off
>THAT'S MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU
>don't even get to escape
thanks guy

>>149533618
TOO MANY

>>149533956
I wish I got more chances to laser dionae

it's always so satisfying

>Vamp's pAI does more work than the actual Vamp

Sorry I couldn't be the big bro you deserved little bro

>>149533956
get your diona power game up, where you can take three laser cannon hits then get up in the green right away

>Arrested for dragging the clown into the table prison he put me in
>Let out of brig by sec after 6 minutes of me unbuckling, re-arrested, harmbatonned on the way back, die
>Die again while in cryomix, sec officer fucks off with my backpack
>15 minutes of surgery merry-go-round to fix my lungs which never actually heal
>Stunned, cuffed, bludgeoned for being let into the kitchen to make myself food
>Murderboned by a non-antag at the end of the round as i was sitting in security escape

Fuck that round. Seriously.

>>149534064
COOKS

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Cute xenos when?

>>149534109
Sorry, I have no idea what the problem was, We repalced your lungs and that fixxed them, but then your chest was broken, but none of the tools worked to fix it. Eventually I just gave up and said fuck it

>HoP made me warden because why not
>Actually survived despite never playing any security role before
>Ended up being the most senior officer to survive.
>Was also grossly incompetent.

Well that went better than expected.

>>149534046

If you're the guy I tasered, I thought you were a traitor or something.

>>149533438
nothing wrong with it except the high unlikeliness that females would want a job a. in science b. on a research frontier and c. that is dangerous
staticnames are cancer no matter what gender

>>149534156
Xenos are already cute as fuck though.

>>149534101
>pAI had to tell the vamp how to suck blood over LOOC
I may have died, but at least i died laughing

>>149534106
Considering captain laser instantly kills diona I seriously doubt that

>>149534156
when you get better taste and realize xenos are already cute

>>149534190
Could be cuter.

>>149534169
did he have too much brute where bones would re break, did you use trauma kit, did you make sure you weren't breaking more shit?

>>149534101
Im always happy to help.

>>149534106
One laser cannon literally instacrits you

>>149534109
I can beat that

I got my leg broken by the captain and died from bleeds after I yakkety saxed him for 3 minutes after he tries to arrest me for walking into the brig and hacking the sec vendor

Then he propped me up in the lobby without taking me to medbay

It was kind of funny at first but then it got kind of sad

>>149534286
Are you still in little greenshit form? Take some blood and evolve nigger

>>149534317
He was at 100 health and fully functioning, Hencce why i just said fuck it and let him run around until he died or it got bad enough to try fixxing again.

>>149534303
go back to your monstergirls and dolls

>>149534395
P sure laser damage is multiplied by like 4 for diona, So a normal laser is like 75 and cap is instacrit and laser cannon is instacrit borderline dead
regardless you arent taking 3

>>149534539
The multiplier is supposed to be 2.5 but for a while (maybe still?) it's basically bugged to +infinity.

D20s, never again.
>cargo tech
>have the qm, another tech and a miner
>qm ends up being a vamp
>miner finds a d20, the other tech and I watch from the cameras as they roll from the outpost
>roll an 18 and get a single silver bar
>rolls a 6 and becomes mute, deaf, catbeast etc
>they get back and butchered
>we pass the dice around
>tech rolls a 1 and becomes cluwne, killed by crew
>doctor rolls a 6 and all their limbs launch off
>I, the last tech left rolls
>RNGesus himself descends from the heavens and smiles
>19
>get kitted the fuck out with powers, sanic fast healing, telekinesis, xray and most likely extra shit
>roll a 13 after that and blow up the bar
>heal right out from the damage and get arrested
>bitch at medbay to revive the others to no result
>xenos
>order weapon crates and crack them from the QM's emitter room
>get to the bar and try to fend off a single ayy as secbots arrest me
>make an escape to the pods with the blind bartender, using xray to avoid all the xenos and nests
>survive
Bretty fun/10.

>>149534539
Like, Even Adminorazine wouldn't keep you alive through 3 lasercannon shots as a diona I'm pretty sure

I've seen a diona smoking today

>>149534654
he likes to lvie dangerously

>>149534626
>Be diona chemist
>5 minutes after arriving finally find a blue medkit in escape, Get back to medbay
>15 minutes, All pills done, Bored already. Get trail mix.
>Miner comes in rolling a d20, My arms fly off, Get robot arms
>Mimes fucked, No idea whats wrong, replace lungs but break ribs
>Cant fix them, Seal them up and send them off with a warning they'll probably die
>Mess around some more
>Xenos in Viro, Head down with my handy dandy zombie powder injector
>Walk into space and prick the queen
>She gets lasered
>Go back to surgury and do a embryo removal, get slashed to near death, get back up and do another
>Eventually escape alive by using teleporters to skip my slow movement
>Diona adventures

>>149534626
I actually rolled a nat 1 and got gibbed after rolling a 3 and becoming deaf, mute, blind again.

"Doc. I can't stop rolling this die! I've got an addiction"

>Your limbs fly off in different directions!

>>149526618
hi killete

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i just had an incredibly robust traitor idea
it's coming soon to a butthole near you

>>149535419
Good luck.

I want Reica to sit on my face and tell me I'm bad at my job !

>steal teleporter
>use it
>it teleports me into the captains office

wew lad

How the fuck do navigation beacons work

How the fuck or where the fuck am I supposed to learn how to set a remote signaller to beep whenever someone crosses an infared emitter?

>You are either AFK, experiencing lag or the connection has closed.
What did she mean by this?

>>149539180
>she

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>when your waifu's ckey is clearly a male user

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>>149539467
What's wrong with a little game of pretend?

If you could remove one traitor item from the game what would it be?

>>149540408
e-mag

>>149540408
raise price of emag or remove tricky pen from everything but bundles

>>149540371
I-isn't that... gay?

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>>149540662
It's just for fun...

>>149540408
The wheelchair

>>149540825
>the one stun and done chair
>the 'weld a firelock, trap that doc' meme item (doctors never fucking carry welders)
dank

>>149541024
the 'instantly crit anyone' chair
just go back and forth onto them, stunned or not itll kill them just as fast. No cooldown.

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ADMIN ABUSE
ADMIN ABUSE
ADMIN ABUSE
ADMIN ABUSE
ADMIN ABUSE

>>149541024
>>the one stun and done chair
Well, that sure is helpful to the 80% of the crew who don't have tasers.
And the people who get the wheelchair have access to chems, so powergamers like Yred can just inject themselves with creatine before their rampage to avoid stuns.

>>149540768
this is a /tg/ meme, sir.

my waifu would NEVER indulge in such debauchery... would he?

>>149541324
Hello?

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>Playing HoS
>Get turned into survivalist midround
>Tasked with stealing 5 guns
>mfw

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>that solitary with two dead bodies in it
glorious

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>Virology

>>149541779
that was just mean. i would have preferred gibinstons

>crew makes you use every hotkey ever
>shitty bluespace starts kicking in
>pray that nobody asks for shit while byond takes a trip to notrespondingville
>meanwhile virology is playing virus roulette
I'm surprised it went as well as it did

>>149541825
Any given traitor virologist is an asshole.

Standard procedure is to just throw everything useful out the airlock.

>>149541647
The real question is, what's gonna be in their pants when you get them alone in the dorms, no admins on

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>plan on using the firing range for the entire round
>ask for another gun so I don't have to spend half my time waiting for the practice laser to recharge because box doesn't get two
>get denied
>whatever
>Find assistant with all access in the hallway
>arrest him, use his all access to get more guns
>go to give myself all access
>QM is there and has the spare
>take the spare, strip most of the access of the assistant
>go to the range for that sweet practice
>lasts five minutes before
>"hey what did you do with the spare?"
>go to get it
>suddenly the faggot warden starts making a fuss about how I took some guns to use at the range because he wants to be a difficult cunt on purpose
>talk about arresting me with the other officer
>fuck it
>I am the captain now
>now everybody's throwing a fuss and the two guys I took all access away from earlier start talking about fucking me up
>fuck off into space through the mass driver
>land at the station
>decide to get the cap's laser for critters and food
>while I'm getting doughnuts 5 people barge in on me and arrest me

JUST

LET ME USE THE FIRING RANGE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>make science lounge.
>no one comes to it even though I added a public door to escape on top of the one that is just for science.
Is it comfy though?

>>149542028
It's okay.

>>149542028
Everyone was retarded horsemonkeys

>>149541173
Funny you mention that, I accidentally unbuckled a murderboner who was running me over
We were both so confused but I managed to get on the wheelchair before he did
If I did that ACCIDENTALLY without even knowing it's possible, I can't wait for the next wheelchair murderboner.

>>149542134
I bolted the door open when people came to escape for the last few minutes of the shuttle call.

>>149542019
fiery purple plasma hips

>>149542223
people were still retarded horsemonkeys getting fucked by shit.

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> Guylncongito was thrown into isolation for fucking around with the SME in secure tech storage. Another account with the same IP, eurodance, logged on and became an engi. Shortly after joining and getting a hardsuit, went straight to sec. Broke in through permabrig, robbed secure armoury, stood perfectly still in perma bathroom while guylncognito ahelped. "[22:22:47] Player PM from-Guy lncognito/(Reynard Osterweis): where am i onj the map evemn". Please explain yourself on the forums.
Oh god this is too fucking funny
He had to adminhelp because be couldn't find his other body

>>149528478
Awww have I been kicked off the team

>>149542028
I like it!

>>149528478
there was a qt HoS who asked me to light her cigarette last night. I can't remember her name and I can't look it up because the logs aren't out yet.

>>149543093
>last night
>the logs aren't out yet.
?

>>149542886
Got to play some time Megurine.

>>149543154
It was on the 25th of July, so I guess it's better to call it "this morning"

How to fix memechair
1. The buffs: It blocks stuns sometimes again
2. The nerfs: First hit is stun, can only damage people on the ground. And has a few second delay to build up speed to do damage again. But damaging someone on the ground stuns them again. This means that you cant use it to murder 4-5 people at once, But it will still be useful at taking out a isolated target or when combined with say, an esword or lasergun.

>>149542886
We'll always have the Warden's lockrr5at least

>>149543213
>>149543154
OH WAIT.

I'm an idiot.

>>149543250
Note that this adds a clearcut counter in the form of chems that get you up off the ground faster. While lessening the effect of the current counter of just tasing them. Other counters will remain the same.

>>149543250
that's literally a buff and your logic is completely backwards
do not try game design again

>>149543364
Currently they can just roll over you three times to crit you, even if you're standing. Its definately not a direct buff considering Flashbangs and bolted/welded doors will still be there, Aswell as lasers and tasers just to a lesser extent

>>149543171
I would but I was recovering from surgery then my laptop exploded. I miss spess.

>>149528478
>>149543093
NINA TUCKER.

>>149543696
>Bought $1200 computer
>Likely will only use it to play spess


What's wrong with me?

>>149544001
Sounds like you have your priorities straight.

>>149543268
Locker is love. I will be back to annoy people and live in your locker.

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>this is the current state of the coderbus
>three fourths of the top contributor's commits are just automatic changelog generation
Gentlemen, who do we blame for this?

>>149544209
The xenophobic playerbase that wants to keep out players, thus keeping out potential new talents and stagnating us

>>149544586
this really

help my body is on the asteroi

what did caralash do to get his silicon ban

>>149544752
A number of things.

>>149544209
retards like abumblingidiot who stir up a shitstorm in OOC when a bug inconveniences them, but abuse convenient bugs for as long as possible and never report them, even bitching too when they eventually get fixed

>>149544209
>top person is literally all automatic changelogs
>second person is all solid quality of life and system changes, the only decent one
>third is just some shitter that fixes shitty bugs and breaks two other things in the progress
What went wrong

>>149544928
see
>>149544586

>>149544209
is it wrong I know none of these people

TERREL IS TRAIT

>>149545031
It's probably because their names aren't there.
In order: PJB3005, 9600Bauds, JustSumBody,Hikato, mph55, Exxion, Intigracy, Jeroen52, Kurfursten
So yeah, literally who?

What is a good station besides /vg/?

I-I didn't get banned i promise

>Post-game
>"AI suck my honk"
>"O-Okay~"
>NO ERP IN POST GAME

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>>149545701
If only they cared this much memes in IC

>>149545701
It made me hard, that is erotic roleplay, no?

>>149545665
mad dude of removals
nice dude of qualities
just somebody
who
who
bird
cervix
furry
cool guy of ghettochem and broken dreams

>>149545838
I see Yred is putting his newfound powers into improving the server. No doubt, in everyone's best interests.

>>149533438
someone convinced me it would be fun. Its more interesting playing a character thats different from me.

>>149545838
I binked a couple people about 'valid' IC if you care.

>>149545838
>>149545975
that seems like a joke

does yred make jokes?

>>149546172
Yred is not capable of human emotions, his brain only accepts two external stimuli: valids and murderbone.

>>149546316
nah it was a joke

>>149536236
>reica
>telling anyone they're bad at their jobs

She literally brain transplanted an ayy into a human just to make him mad

>>149547753
Those dirty greys need to be taken down a notch anyway.

>>149547753
>Give a diona any other races arms
>They can still slash you with them

>>149547801
>taken down a notch
>by being put into a superior body

?

>Decide to try that CM server
>Be an Engineer
>Have to fix everything while also managing some sentry
>Every other engineer seems fucking retarded
>Get yelled at by random people for moving my sentry when nothing is going on
>People constantly take my shit
>Have random people tell me shit I already know for no reason

Why do people play this fucking server?

>>149548596
get gud pajamabaldie

>>149548596
>Have random people tell me shit I already know for no reason
I've been getting that a lot on vg lately via looc, on one hand it's nice to know someones trying to be helpful, on the otherhand I recognise that ckey and I taught you that in the first place.

>>149547753
How is that a bad thing?

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>Add waifu on steam just to be buds with them
>It's actually a girl with a really cute voice
>Same personality as in game character
>Start falling in love with them instead of ironically liking them IC

Ah fug I'm scared lads
This isn't /vg/ station by the way

>>149551201
Do it
Don't be alone anymore anon
Nothing could possibly go wrong

>>149551201
Ain't it nice, Felicity?

>>149551201
anon do not go the way of shiggy and spergay

you will only end up in a relationship you hate with a neckbearded autist, and the neckbearded autist will hate you baack

>>149551704
didnt get shiggy get a wife from ss13 who he then broke up with to try and hook up with someone who isnt even a confirmed female who didnt want him?

>>149551894
That is indeed exactly what happened.

>people who talk to themselves

Can we just send them to bay or some shit so we don't have to suffer through their stupid RP bullshit

>>149552138
i sometimes do it to entertain deadchat when they're probably all watching me

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>>149552138
>not giving yourself an alabi to refer back to when Yred starts making assumptions about what you're doing for easy ban valids

Is it bad form to try invoking ghosts when making mummies and dionas?

>>149553060

It's usually unnecessary, given that ghosts get bwoinked when dionae are being harvested.

>>149553446

specifically, I meant early in the round when there might not be any ghosts

( I just need a botany bitch when the real one is running around making bees in the hallway)

I find it hilarious how autistic people get about pill colors

>>149554461
It is something that takes an extra 2 seconds to change and something that eases the process of giving someone the right pill.
Not changing the pill sprite because you are too lazy to click twice is fucking dumb.

>>149552138

Do you not know that borers exist?

Harley, you are a shit chemist
One of the worst I've seen even.

Now that the dust has settled, how bad are the new trialmins?

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>>149554871
I criticised her and then I just wanted to help her after I felt bad

>>149554871
:^)

>>149555038
Yred's ban-cherry is already popped
Zealot is shit

>>149555038
We have so many admins on their time slots
They're pointless to have around

>>149555074
I make no attempts to improve myself beyond not making OD level pills if I find out its OD level
T. HQ who used to make ryetalin pills with more than 1 unit.

>>149524386
Don't forget she's gonna keep ramming that gun control agenda for their fascist one world government.

>>149555404
I thought you were talking about harley quinn and was really confused

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>Mechanics and engineers steal all the atmos hardsuits for no reason other than power gaming

>>149554461
>autistic
nice meme.
if you do all the pills with the same appearance it just means that you're doing the chemist's job wrong.

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How do I talk to my Waifu on steam? She's a real qt but I don't know what to say.

>>149554871
Yeah you think someone who has played as long as them would know how to do chem, but nope all they do is be unrobust and share the same 3 shitty screenshots

>>149556393
Just ask if they wanna play a game or some shit like you need a teammate or some shit

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>>149556393
It's actually pretty simple, my dude. There's appears to be no need to rush anything so try going for casual conversation, try finding more things you can both relate with and discuss. If you can't do that it can't hurt just to chat. Depending on the individual and their relationship with you I'd be careful to not message them TOO frequently as that may prove counterproductive.

>>149556393
What makes her your waifu?

>>149534156
>You'll never have a cute xenos daughteru to spoil rotten, teach, and snuggle.
Feels bad man.

>>149534156
We're already the ss13 anime server so it's not a stretch to make happen

>>149538760
They create a named network that the bots use to do their shit. Shame the sec one's broken and box doesn't have a janitor one anymore.

>>149544752
Generally a complete lack of understanding of english and lawsets.

>>149555787
If you're an atmos tech, go take one back. If they get niggerly about it kill them and go double fuel tank their head or throw it into the memeloose so they fuck off. Don't greytide or sit out the round you shitters.

>>149556393
It depends on who you're waifu are, anon. Post the name.

>>149556393
start with a hello

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>>149558204
>>149556801

>>149558383
Hello.

>>149556801
>>149558383
Here's a clue they are CUTE

If you could port one goon traitor item what would it be?

>>149558770
Dunno, don't play there. The wrestling thing sounds cool at least though pretty macro scummy.

>>149558730
If you don't specify, then I can't call them shit and / or bully them.

>>149558856
http://wiki.ss13.co/Syndicate_Items

>>149558730
Obviously not one of the modern ones

>>149558982
>>149559092
Caleigh Stall!

>>149559132
Ah, good taste.

I wanna rape caleigh and beat her with a stun baton! I wanna see her macho facade break and watch her break down in tears from the torture!

>>149558770
>>149558770
Port-a-puke desu

>>149559275
>macho facade
these people are men in real life
i dont think its a facade

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>>149559275
>>>>/d/

>>149559275
Caleigh is for loving and caring.

the rest of the dream team is for bullying

>>149558856
http://wiki.ss13.co/Wrestler
aw ye

>>149559905
Caleigh is for humiliating and brutalizing without killing.


The rest of the dream team is for murdering in cold blood and showing their severed heads to Caleigh in an attempt to make her cry at the loss of her beloved coworkers.

>>149540408
parameme

>>149559967
That sounds really great for an antag gimmick

>Goon has traits

>>149560159
What kinda things do you get? Buffs and negetives at the same time?
That sounds cool

>>149560306
I went with Start with Robotic Arms, Spawn with a random hat, See 2 tiles further in the dark, but process all chems slower and burn significantly longer

>>149560461
>robotic limbs should have a cost to balance them

FUND THIS

I don't think rounds would be 'too long' if random events weren't so cucked

Even Bay still has near round ending random events and it works for them, and they don't need badmins dedicated to destroying the round or gibbing players to force a shuttle call

What gives?

>Spawn on goon
>Go to 'south escape'
>Get in an escape pod
>it actually launches early
>Falls apart
>Die

>>149558730
post their steam avatar

I want reica to suck all my blood!

>>149560897
People complain if their validz are interrupted by other shit that would require them to not powergame and validhunt; Once they've assembled their powergaming kit for the round, anything that doesn't fit the roundtype will throw them off balance and negate their powergaming kit. Why do you think we don't have mixed?

>xenoarchs shade like 3 people and laser crew when the cap and paramed try to stop them from smashing into medbay
>nonantag
Where do we find these people?

guys if you drink a shit ton of holy water and let a vampire suck you will they burn since it's in your system?

>>149562054
and when I tried to hammer down the one with mask on him curtis got butthurt

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>>149561945
:3

>>149562054
paramed shouldve just let me in and i wouldnt have done that shit jesus fuck

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>>149562142
Pretty sure they were thralled. Or I hope to god they were.

>>149562178
they weren't

>>149562157
Your fuckbuddy had a mask that fucking shades corpses. I kept telling john to leave because of that but you guys are autistic and that's not a reason to shoot up crew trying to stop you from turning dead people into a shade which can't do dick and can't be revived when it's killed.

>>149562157
You can't use lethal force on people as a non-antag you dimwit even if they deny you entrance to an area that you don't have access too.

>>149562145
Gabbie has a penis anon

>>149562145
Fuck that guys eyebrows kill my nutbladder.

>>149562157
just get fucked you and your shitter buddy, I told john to get the fuck out of medbay long before shit went down and you both still kept coming

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>>149562178
I didn't use any vampire abilities beyond thermal vision

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>>149562353
>implying that's a bad thing

>>149562356
Did you ahelp it? If you didn't get logs and put a ban request up.

>>149562417
It's not my fault god made eyebrows stronger than my dick. It's in his plan.

>>149562145
sorry mate, solar is already dating sj

>>149562447
I didn't because I was hoping they were antag or aren't autistic metabuddies
though when it's all over admins shouldn't need ban requests

>dying, unconscious janitor alone in medbay lobby
>time to sucky sucky
>drag him off to the breached area of the bar
>turn the sensors off
>about to start succin
>see a little light flicker nearby
>a camera light
>quickly check PDA messenger
>FAWN (AI)
>quietly and promptly drag the body back to medbay and go cook more apples
>nothing was said
My heart was pounding

>>149562954
>targeting janitors
should of treated them desu

>>149562954
yeah it was probably an accident, i kinda gave up last round because >meme australia laws

t.fawn

>>149562592
Well I'm not seeing anything in the ban list. You may want to grab the logs and drop a ban request.

Goon has changed so fucking much I dont even know where to begin to try and play it anymore

>>149562145
>tumblr filename
is this just you shilling yourself, solarious? because I'll message you if you want (´・ω・`)

>>149563475
someone already made a solid ban request

>>149563062
You are literally less useful then a cleanbot.
All you are good for is to secure greentext or get harmbattoned for slipping people in a blob round.

>>149562313
I don't care~

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>>149563970
This!

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>>149563475
DING
DONG
BANNU.

>>149532908
Click the knot while standing below it

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>about to get valids with new toys
>MIND SWAP

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>>149564451
Cute eyes, what's it from?

>>149564578
YOU CAN'T BAN ME FROM SERBIA IF I BAN YOU FROM LIFE!!!

ALOHA SNACKBAR~~~

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>tfw I get the dragonboner

5x Blink is literally the most fun wizard. Prove me wrong.

protip; you can't.

Sorry morena.

What happened to Notcha?

>>149565760
3 lightning 1 jaunt 1 blink :^)

>>149565805
>you will never feed morena so many mice she bursts out of her hardsuit embarassingly
why

new round start race when

>>149565920
>only 1 blink

What's the point senpai if you can't zoopity zop around lightning quick

>>149565760
Subj, forcewallx3, knock.

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how can we make this ss13 related?

>>149566052
You don't?
Why does it need to be ss13 related?

>>149565760
Apprenticex3, shard belt, artificer is the best senpai.

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>>149565819
I planned to put Igor into a disposal loop then got Flesh to Stone'd by a Wizard then shattered.

>>149561058
>>149560461
Second /vg/ server running goon secret when? The codes released now so it would be easy.

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>>149551201
Go for it man. Building an actual relationship rather than just an RP one can be pretty awesome

>>149565954
Oh god why.
>>149565805
Carsh I will kill you

>>149566842
you know you want it, morena! you want all those delicious mice to make you tubby and cute!

>>149566842
I will put the fat meme on someone different if you like.

Girls only though

>>149567505
dana dana dana dana DANA!

DANA A CUTE
DANA A TUBBY
I WANNA SQUEEZE DANAS TUBBY BELLY
I WANNA FUCK DANAS BIG SQUISHY PUSSY

>>149567129
I don't like mice!
>>149567505
Julia is not fat go away

>>149566052
But it already is.

>>149567759
Julia is cute! Julia is tubby and squish! Julia's favorite meal is mice!

>>149567928
NO

>>149567928
I want to feed Julia mice whole and alive until she can't fit any more!

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What the fuck is going on in this thread right now?

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>>149568825
Waifutards being retarded.
Just move along and do your job, fellow spaceman.

>>149568825
the same retards and the mentally ill attention whoring faggot as always

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I was born 87 years ago, for 65 years I've served as Tamriel's emperor but for all these years I've never been the ruler of my own dreams.

This is the 27th of last seed, the year of Akatosh 433. These are the closing days of the third era and the final days of my life.

>>149526618
you ingrates ought to show some respect to the only person making this server a bearable place to be

>>149569230
This. Git bant shitters

>>149565760
4x Smoke 1x Blink
\//\

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>>149569164
Stop! You've violated the law!
Pay the court a fine, or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now FORFEIT.

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>burn myself up pretty bad hacking a vendor
>go to medbay
>borg asks what's wrong
>tell him a wizard did it
>borg runs off and orders ablatavies and eguns (the sweetheart)
>collect weaponry as is my greyshit way
>suddenly actual wizard
>mindswapping back and forth with him
>run into coolio, gutshots me
>mindswapped into wizard
>try to explain myself to irate medical guys
>gutshot by an anti-tank rifle
>bleeding out
>mindswap
>i'm dead, so it puts me into coolio, and i'm the only one left standing after the ordeal
karma

>>149569230
>bearable
>in the summer
>with the bunker off

Nobody could ever make it bearable

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>tfw first time escaping to centcomm with no one else alive on board

Look out Zealotron is on and needs ban valids to make it as a real admin

>>149569572
what the hell is that shit art

>>149569631
looks like oglaf maybe

for sure is western

>>149569631
lemonfont

>>149569631
Shit tier fetish art
you have to be comfortable liking dicks to enjoy it

round theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVOXYVXIfSE

>>149569736
>implying the story isn't the best part

>>149569892
>waaaah I'm growing a dick
>waaaah there's a wierd phone and ear piece and I don't know who's on the other side
>waaaah better do what he says for no reason and buy some clothes
>waaaaah I hope no one say my 16 inch girl boner!

Shit tier

>>149570414
That's not how the story goes at all

>>149570414

Or how about the part after the haitus?

>wow I'm so depressed I can grow a dick
>hurr I'll show off my dick on the internet
>look how sad I am whilst I fist my own ass
>waaaaah

>>149570518
>>149570504
jesus man, how much of it did you read

>>149570414
it gets good after that nigger
the only stupid part is where she makes a person into a giant and shit happens

cm is dead long live pomf

>>149566453
Not when the friends you can add to Steam in spess are all vindictive autistic fuckfaces that will dox you, add your friends to interrogate them about you, etc. to blackmail you.
Happened to me before on another station years ago. Forgot which.
I have a lot of skellingtons in my closet.
Nothing horsefucker related.

>>149571310
>nothing horsefucker related
Gosh, I wish I could say the same.

>>149571310
pretty much why I ended up making a throwaway account for spess people. SJ went too far with posting shit of mine in the thread and it made me feel unsafe.

>>149571519
>tfw you can't handle the bantz