/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Thanks for reminding me to make a new thread btw pcucksposter

>>149521542
Great opening of a thread.

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Please stop posting about your platform. No one gives a fuck.
Please stop posting Puchis. No one gives a fuck.
Please stop posting about Higgus, Crime, QT, Null, Discord, or any circle jerk faggotry.

This shitposting is just annoying, and only a mentally deranged cunt could think it is good in any way.

Remember, we hate each other equally, and no one really matters.

>>149521319
posting in better thread

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It's deader than usual

>>149524810
>Add some new leather jackets
>ruined by huge logos on the back

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>>149525412
>Hating Jock Cranley
What are you a faggot?

I made a motion
What kind of magic is this

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>>149522667
>platform
neccesary when lfm/lfg

>puchi
please dox this guy and tell me he lives in the uk so i can sample his boipussy

>higgus
i dont even notice these posts and the last i saw was him uninstalling 2 threads ago

>crime
I dont think ive seen crime ingame about 3 months

>qt
he only posts about himself

>null
i havent seen null ingame for 2 months

>discord
no-one in the old discord posts even about it here.

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>>149521319
spooky op
Will this game ever be fun

who /20's,50's,100's/ here?

>>149525656
I un-ironically agree with Jock Cranley, Blaine County Radio and mandatory concealed carry like the ads mentioned. Even if it's satirical

>>149527482
>crime
>I dont think ive seen crime ingame about 3 months
You probably have, she mostly plays her alternate account now since people are still buttmad about the gamma changing thing.

>>149528105
>all i wanna see is green

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>>149528331
>she
>gamma changing thing
Really nigga

>>149527482
fuck off ezek

Alright cuckboys.

RE-7B or Tyrus

I love the way the Tyrus looks, but I know the RE-7B is faster. Is it enough of a difference to matter? Will the Tyrus keep up with the RE-7B? I'm a pretty above average racer.

>>149528260
>I un-ironically agree that you should waterboard your kids

Good thing you'll never actually see a vagina

>>149530464
Tyrus for superior acceleration and handling. So whenever a race starts you get to leave everyone behind then just ram off anyone who comes close to overtaking you.

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>>149530184
fact: i will stop posting here when you show me your tiny balls or boi pussy

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What did they mean by this?

>Jedi Master

>>149530717
pucci*

>>149530678
Wait the Tyrus handles better? I drove my friends RE-7B, and the handling was fucking superb. How the fuck can it get better than that?

>>149530656
S2 pls

>>149530678
Also
>Ramming people
What kind of fucking shitter do you take me for?

>>149530717
Nobody finds the ironically gay schtick shocking any more m8

>>149530803
I have both and I prefer the Tyrus on tight corners tbqh senpai.

>>149530927
You either be a bitch boi who gets rammed off the track or you be a man and prevent it from happening

>>149530927
Sometimes you find yourself rubbing bumpers with the racer next to you and if they just so happen to go off the side of track, what can you really do?

It can't be helped

>>149528331
>believing the alt account lie

>>149531058
Tbh what usually happens is somebody tries to ram me off the track, and then they fuck themselves over. So I tend to not do that shit because

>It's for faggots
>Half the time it fucks over the person doing it

The only time I ever consider going full shitter is when we're on the final stretch and I'm in second or something.

>>149532041
See I find that hard to believe since even a little tap makes you spin like a fucking beyblade.

The first week after the update launched I tried to be a clean player but you will eventually run out of patience when you deal with dirty tactics.

Now I just enjoy the increased sodium intake whenever I ram someone off.

>>149532352
>See a shitter coming to ram me
>Slow down, he hits the side of my car and spins himself out like a stupid bitch

Or alternatively

>See a shitter coming to ram me
>Slow down, let him pass, slipstream and overtake again

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>>149530992
>ironic
>shocking

since when has liking to cup a pair of tiny balls or cock while giving a manlet or sissy a reach-around been either ironic or shocking?

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Instant fuckin' karma

>>149532787
>implying I'll still go for a ram when I can just speed past him if he slows down

Also,
>slipstream
wew lad

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>>149530656
>He's never gone waterboarding as a teen

LMAOing at your life

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Post em

>>149533968
Post... what, exactly?

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>>149534029
Characters

>>149532880
Because you're trying to be edgy by responding to everyone who tells you to fuck off by saying some gay shit
Also avatarfagging is against the rules :^)

>>149533324
Most shitters are fucking dead set on ramming you anyway. And I don't slow down until they've committed to the ramming, and I'm 100% sure they're gonna do it.

Slipstreams can't be turned off as of now in stunt races as far as I know. Then again I'm never host anyway so fuck it.

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>>149533495
I'm more of an inner tubing fan

Also I'm pretty sure that's called wakeboarding

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>>149534149

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>>149534149

>>149534178
I really hope we get a no contact option for stunt races because right now you get severely punished for being in the lead.

>>149534568
Real cool gas station attendant you go there senpai

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Audiposter willed his favorite car into the game, what cars would you like to see?

I would give up all of my other cars in GTA:O if it meant having an R32/34 GT-R or Rx7 FD you could take to Benny and get customization as extensive as the Sultan RS(though preferably with less terrible looking options).

>>149534590
I dunno. On one hand yes, I think it's kinda shitty that people try to ravage your ass if you're in 1st, but at the same time, they're stunt races. They're supposed to be fun, and a cluster fuck. I mean fuck there's giant tubes 700 feet in the air.

You could argue that getting rammed constantly isn't fun though I guess.

Why aren't there Miatas in this game. Those are pretty well known, and yet they're not in this game.

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>>149534847

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>>149534847
controllable missile/torpedo ships like in world of warships

>and make a much bigger map

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>>149535752
fuck off marc

>>149535752
Look at those shiny ass boards goddamn

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>>149534847
and the esperanto

anyone have that gif of Trevor explosive-kicking someone in the ass on the highway?

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>>149535843
no

tfw they changed my weekends to Thu and Fri, tfw 6 day work week, tfw another day extra until my 2 day gta binge

>>149537207
Nobody cares about your shitty blog.

>Don't Get Paid: The Game

Seriously this is getting old

>>149537435
tfw no one cares about my shitty blog

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>>149537881
I care anon :3

>>149538165
COMPTON
O
M
P
T
O
N

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>playing contact races

>Search my name in the archives
>Only one hit requesting an invite
tfw never name dropped

>>149539751
You don't want it dropped.

>wanting to be mentioned with the likes of nessi, blater, higgus, qt, and mad4potter

>>149538248
>COMPTON
>O
>M
>P
>T
>O
>N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuapp9SORA

>>149522667
>higgus

>first he was banned from v4c, now this

lmao who is this madman

>Still no custom Surfer with an upgradable psychedelic hippie interior

>>149541405
It won't sell sharkcards

>>149541464
it would if it went fast as fuck with all the upgrades and had decent traction kinda like that other low rider van but fit 6-8 people who could all shoot out of it

the dank gank bus

>>149541464
Literally everything sells shark cards.

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>>149534847
Any Porsche will do honestly

Tbh, playing the stunning cunts new races isn't fun if there is any form of contact going on. I keep on playing these the same way I used to play trackmania.

on the other hand, allowing guns on these is fucking hilarious. there is something magical about sticky bombs making their ways on an opponement's car as you jump atop the maze bank's building.it's like mario kart on steriod.

So basically Blur.

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>>149534847
never ever

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So did anyone else waste money on a glorified apartment?

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>>149541464
>implying dude weed lmao normalfags won't buy cards to get their fairly priced £2.4 million hippie-mobile

>>149544665
No, thank god
I'd rather buy a Lynxthan buy one of those shits

I have just realised that the in game npcs under your player commands (namely, the mechanist and the CEO's aid) are pretty well paid for what they are doing.

50 bucks a day for 30 days is basically 1500 bucks.

as for the CEo's right hand, she is paid 9000 bucks a month, at least.

It's no wonder they never complain about the possibly crazy request the player may request from them at any time of the day or night.

I know, I'm an eurofags that speaks by monthly wages, rather than weekly.

>>149541112
He is banned everywhere he goes. If you listen to him, it's everyone else's fault but his own.

>>149545295
He's not wrong. His mistake is playing with rejects from 4chan.

>>149544771
shouldn't you be in wowsg you little under 55% wr shitter

>/gtag/ doesn't use the steam group chat for anything
It would be better than letting shitters know you are coming for them

>>149545057
$50 a day is poverty tier, barely above minimum wage.

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>>149546806

>>149546959
>A good looking tranny
What is this sorcery?

>>149547010
It's Toastisgood

she's CUTE!

>>149547010
>that mouth
>good looking

Might want to get your eyes checked m8
To each their own I guess

>>149534847
There's already a Nissan gtr so you won't see them skylines

I guess there could be space for another ricer beside the sultan and evo though

Personally I wouldn't mind something like a F40 or Testarossa. I don't even care if they end up being useless in sport or supercar categories, those things make me cum buckets.

>>149546959
Wow what a great webm of some literally who's tranny doing literally nothing.
This is the cancer killing /gtag/.

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>>149546959

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>>149546806
>>149546959
Is posting pointless webms that don't have anything interesting happening in them the new meme?

>>149547257
This is a dead general anyway, sorry I posted lad

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>>149547401
There's nothing else to do in this wasteland of a general

>>149534847
Pic related

>>149547165

Knowing R* they would make the F40 and Testarossa sport classics.

>>149530464
Once they fix the 7B you can use whatever you like the most, even a good old Entity since 90% of the playerbase can't drive for shit.

>>149547412
You should be
>>149547165
>There's already a Nissan gtr so you won't see them skylines
Considering we have three generations of Camaros, three gens of Chargers, and looking at the list of cars even more overlapping gens I'd say it's not impossible for us to get an earlier generation of the GTR
>>149547537
They didn't make the Tropos and Omnis sports classics so I doubt it

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>>149547537
That's what I would have thought before seeing where they put the quattro/stratos.

>>149546014
>slavic historical butthurt simulator
>2016
I gave that game up back in 0.4.0 you OBT shitter.

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Does anyone need an extra guy for doing Heists?
I'm bored with jumping through error messages and kicks to find a mission to do

>>149547783
>heists
>2016

>>149547165
Yeah I know but the R35 is just so different from the skylines, and it'd be the perfect candidate for something you could take to Benny and make crazy powerful. Still an FD would be an interesting addition what with the rotary engine and sequential twin turbo, and there are all kinds of exterior modifications that have been done to them.

>>149547780
>OBT
you wish homo, i'm coming back for german bbs which will be complete dogshit.

>>149548484
Hence
>Slavic historical butthurt simulator
Just give it up, the gameplay is shit now too.

>>149548641
don't worry, i'll probably give it up within 10 minutes of playing after i realize how bad things really are.

>>149546014
>>149547780
>>149548484
>>149548641
>>149548987
What the fuck are you two talking about

>>149549017
fuggedaboutit

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when motorcycle club ERPers jet shit your farn's cargo xd

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>>149549537
>jetshitter comes after me
>lose all my guns
>get them back with railgun
>oneshot his hydra 20 times before i run out of ammo
>get kicked out of the session
im the proto anti jetshitter

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Post guns you wish were in the game

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>>149549771
you're in luck. check the store faggot.

Best song to be included in every GTA games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-hQwXnXzhk

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>>149549771
You posted my first answer.
So here's my second one. 23mm menace to society.
>>149550039
Please tell me you're being ironically stupid.

>>149550245
Fuck off illiterate.

>>149547687
>Implying fix is ever coming.

Every single one of these stunt cars teleport into the ground and they still haven't fixed the 811.

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>>149550039
Ruger Mini-14 =/= M39 EBR

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>>149550375

>>149550612
the slamvan was fixed, so eventually

>>149550375
Fuck off, puchi-hater

>>149551163
And then a patch later they added it to the 900R to make it go faster. It's pretty obvious Rockstar's programming shortcuts know no bounds.

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Yayo wants coins

>>149551150
>>149551203
At least be less obvious with your samefagging you third-worlder.
>>149551389
Fuck off.

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this thread

Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.

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Puchis are adorable
/gt@g/ anons love them

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>>149551520
>the look of betrayal in his eyes before he falls

>>149551712
Nobody loves your stupid gremlin shit.

>>149551691
S-Sorry

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>>149551520
>Path Of Borealis.webm

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>>149551778
You're the only hater here, you delusional faggot

I'm so fucking pissed off at these loading times.

I never gets better and there's always someone with a shit hole pc that ruins the heisting experience....................................

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Treat your puchis well, gt@g

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>>149552181
Like your parents who gave up any hope that their son wouldn't become a neckbearded weirdo who invades other videogame generals to force his gremlinshit in them.

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>>149552086
>>149552181
Don't think because the rest of us aren't as vocal we don't hate your shit, faggot, I know you're baiting for replies and it's pathetic.
>>149552141
If someone is using steam overlay the loading pauses, it does that in singleplayer aswell so it carries over to loading in online.

>>149552391
I don't have it on steam, getting royally fucked by cunts.

>>149552486
Alot of people don't seem to realize it, I'm not sure if alt-tabbing has the same effect.

>>149552391
What about alt tabbing, does the same thing happen?

>TFW own the game on rockstar itself and wants to play it with a steam controller.

>>149552352
guro pictures is frowned upon here, anon

>>149552561
>>149552573
looked it up and got this as an answer "switch off pausing when unfocused. I think it's in graphics settings."

>>149552573
Alt tabbing only stops loading if you have pause on focus loss enabled
>>149552683
I don't care, I've been banned before for making fun of this loser

>>149552776
Okay, then. The fact that your ban was only temporary means there's still justice on 4chan.

>>149552894
Not like it matters, it's easy to evade unless it's some shit like a rangeban

>>149552391
Not if you disable pausing while losing focus.

>Steal the bikes

>Highest level runs straight into a car blockade in spite of being on a bike.

I swear to god, it's like Pacific standard is only hard because heists are often done in pubs.

>>149552719
>>149552776
Thanks lads for the info. Gonna use this information very well.

>>149553298

Any heist is hard in pubs because literally every rando player has a brain disease. I completely gave up on leading heists because getting a group together was a pain and trying to do it with public players is a complete waste of time.

I think the last time I tried doing a public heist mission was the setup where you steal the Hydra so I could unlock it.

First go the guy who took the Hydra got shot down.

Second go all three of them I got in a Lazer again, then all 3 of them took off in Lazers and refused to touch the Hydra. So I get in, and they all fuck off and fly around doing nothing the entire mission. I had to shoot down every single enemy completely jet by myself.

Then after I finally kill them all, I go to land in the hangar and one of the retards flying a Lazer LANDS IN FRONT OF ME, even though the Lazer pilots don't need to land, pulls into the hanger, again right in front of me and blocking the landing zone, and then mysteriously dies, failing the mission.

The third time I had to fly the Hydra again, kill all the enemy jets myself again, except this time I left two or three that were off in the distance ignoring me so I could prematurely land in the hangar and wait until the troglodytes figured out they had to do something for a change, after which the mission was instantly passed.

I will never try to do anything cooperative with random players again. It's just not worth it.

>>149554972
bottom

New cars tomorrow? What you guys looking forward to?

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>>149554506
>not playing with randoms strictly for the retardation
This weekend I joined two vodka rats who couldn't be older than 14 with mics. They managed to kill themselves exploding the bikes, lose 500k just by crashing with the Kuruma, only to start over and run out of time going down the mountain, CYKA BLYATing all the way through. And they were level 100 something, too. It was hilarious.

>>149555525
DUNE

>>149555525
>cars

there's only one isn't there

>>149555842
DUNE and its liveried variant
Contender
Sprunk Buffalo
+ new races

>>149555616
I was playing with a level 109 today and on the Avi Swartzman mission he started swimming from the island and all the way up the water stream without using a boat or water scooter.

>>149555616

It's not as funny when you're actually trying to accomplish something, and their retardation is the only thing standing in your way; which is the only reason I'd be doing anything with randoms in the first place.

>>149555886
oh and I'd post prices but I'm a ctually going to go to sleep right now becaudse I feel like I'm agoing to pass out.
All I will say is the dune is like 500k ? I think I remember reading that. Adn the liveried version is 585k. Rather cheap so don't buy a Brickasde from Pegasuss when yo ucan get a smaller nicer one for like 1/3 the price.
Goodnigh

>>149556181
Either you're pretty new at this or you haven't embraced random heists as the glorious spectacle they are. If you really need the money, you should have asked here.

>>149556326

I didn't need the money, I needed to unlock the Hydra. If I needed money I'd have done shit by myself. Gtag was dead.

>>149556326
If I say I need monies, what will happen?

>>149555886
The Buffalo is the regular one or Franklin's?

>>149556471
franklins'

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>>149556434
Same principle applies.

>>149556452
You'll get some high level people who'll screw up in amusing ways, but they'll get it done faster than randoms and won't quit on you.

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>>149555616
>>149556181
I feel you.

Between me and my friend controlling the crowd, taking the money, running solo to the bike checkpoint and driving the kuruma, randoms shouldn't be able to do/fuck up anything

Still, they always find a fucking way and do the dumbest shit. I don't even get angry or laugh anymore, I'm just so used to it I'm prepared for literally everything

and russians are golden compared to chinese

>>149556764
Since I first saw this bag on my character I was wondering where did it came from. I saw people with it and it randomly spawned on me. What's the purpose?

>>149555616
>>149556820
what's with all these sexy characters?

>smack some randos with M4 for skin
>they all start shit talking together

idk how u that mad over a game where its free for all lmao

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>>149556971
That's the bag for money carriers on Pacific Standard. It's basically the only "proper" accessory in the game and it's not made available anywhere else, so people glitch it out and save it on outfits.

>>149557074
Stop.

>>149554506
to make matter worse on the standard's heist... we did it.

we actually did it ! And it was me (rank 71), with another high level (rank 140, who knew his shit save for the bike crashing during the lost thief job) , and a level 21 and 30.

they got shit done. all of them. But a bug happened and we had to fuck off in the level 140's insurgent. But we were going straight to the boat. It was going to be cool. we were gonna make that money...

Aand guess what ? My ps3 freeze under ratton bridge. This fucking glitch has been my bane since FOREVER.

>>149557640
>My ps3
I don't know how you guys do it. Grinding is bad enough with short load times.

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>>149549771
I want this piece of shit in the game no matter how bad it is irl

>>149557925
i'm not grinding desu. I was just fucking off on it, because I'm trying to keep my character's stats safe until I move on to pc.

then I got an invitation for a standard preparation job and.....

5 missions later I was in front of the standard's biggest bank.

>>149557958
I just want the tazer guns in the game. Rockstar made them and people can hack/glitch them out, but I just want to be able to mess with people in random lobbies.

https://youtu.be/H2883N1z7TE?t=47

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>>149558105
Keep your stats safe?

what's your favorite drive-by weapon? AP Pistol? Micro SMG? Machine Pistol?

>>149558269
>cagers
lel

>>149558269
The mini AK is the perfect weapon for drive by, 60 bullets in one mag.

>>149558195
see, if you don't play GTA online for a few weeks, your stats may eventually start to decay. slowly, but steadily. saw it happen to my stealth skill.

>>149558269
Heavy pistol master race That thing shouldnt be allowed to have a 36 extended mag.

>>149558424
I took a full year off of GTA:O and my stats are still max, except Lung Capacity, but I don't think I maxed that to begin with.

>>149558269
AP in cars, sawed off on bikes. I was really disappointed when I learned the double barreled shotgun was both shots at once, because I wanted to use it on my chopper.

>>149558407
Try 100

>>149558269
Was AP easy, but since the drum mags came out I've been using the machine pistol more often.

On bikes I switch between the sawn-off and compact rifle depending on the situation.

>>149558407
but you can only use it on bikes

>>149559096
>>149558309

>>149559096
It's really garbage because of that since the AK has piss poor accuracy and you don't really want to roll up super close on people with a bike.

What uses has the heavy shotgun anyways ? I have heard it had slug and thus, no damage falloff, but that was it.

>>149558614
Interesting. guess it's a shitty rumor.

also, I felt like so long as I just roam about having fun, it was worth the 20 bucks I spent on the PS3 version.

>>149544665
>>149544915

Yacths are worth it for the hilarity of watching retards try to board you who don't realize how the aerial defenses work. Some dude tried for almost an hour to get at me before sending me messages in arabic, and at this very moment a level 208 CEO is repeatedly flying helicopters into the defenses. $5 million well spent.

>>149559334
None

>>149559252

Yeah honestly when it came out with Lowriders I thought for sure you'd be able to fire it from a car, since, you know, gang bangers have been known to do shit like that, but nope. Bikes only. Thanks R*.

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>>149557958
H-how does that sound

>>149559398
>realize how the aerial defenses work
how does it work exactly?

>>149559692
https://youtu.be/m7EfR4K17G8?t=2m5s

02:05

>>149559786

It's basically passive mode for your yacht, and being a CEO/VIP doesn't prevent you from using it.

Any aircraft that comes into the killzone is instantly exploded. The pilot gets a warning first as they approach, then if they don't turn back they are dead. It still works if they try to parachute onto the boat. It also blocks bullets, rockets, tank shells, etc so when they get frustrated and try to pop you from the shore, it won't work. That last part is something most people don't realize, and the sniper can't hear the defense system stopping their bullets most of the time so the really dumb ones will keep shooting. It's never not funny to me, honestly.

They can still get onto the boat by swimming or taking a boat to it, but I'm pretty sure once they're on deck they can't use their weapons. It's a nice learning disability test for the aggressive players in the session. Arabic man tried everything, sat there firing a tank at the same spot for a solid 10 minutes even though nothing was hitting me. This CEO tried the parachute first, so he knew the defenses were on, then tried to fly a chopper straight into it from multiple different angles like there was a secret defensive gap he could find if he tried hard enough.

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>>149559846

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>join crew session
>still in the clouds/loading screen
>see the lobby's chat come up
>time out anyway

Okay. Fine. Okay. Whatever I'll go play a different fucking game then. Jesus fucking Christ.

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Oh man back when online menus were accessible to any retard (so, like myself) I was once in this lobby full of Chinese players. So I used the menu to spawn a mountain lion near one of them and it kills him. So he goes in chat and just says "Cat?"

Oh man I just remembered that and its cracking me up.

What the fuck is wrong with my game?

Everytime I join a heist and the session is full, it times me out and I can't even go back and then it switches over to campaign, happened to me 3 times in a row now.......

>>149560951
Go into single player and start an invite only session. If you get an invite to a full session it won't try to dump you in a public session, it'll just return you to your invite only lobby. You'll also get returned to your lobby at the end of set ups, but finales will drag you into a public session.

>whites who play as niggers
>niggers who play as whites
Why do they do this?

>>149561841
Because I didn't have the option to play faceless skin walker.

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How come barely anyone knows how to play tennis properly. Out of all games I played only a handful were somewhat challenging.

>>149521319
Anybody else not able to get into GTAV right now? Online times out no matter what

>>149562870
Let me guess, every time you serve you just use a full power serve to the back corner? Because the netcoding in this game is so garbage almost nobody can ever react to that in time and you take it as a sign as skill.

>>149563547
Working on my Piss4, but I've been playing for a few hours now desu

>>149563548
No I don't. I do normal serves 99% of the time. When you score that way you get an Ace, I only have 604 aces out of 195 games. That's roughly just 3 aces per game.

>>149563547
I can get in but a lot of people seem to disconnect when in full lobby

>>149563741
>>149563878

invite only lobby worked, so I have no complaints.
I generally don't get this problem, but are the custom apartments/stilt houses worth it or should I just get the cheapest high end apartment to start heisting? Have 430k right now.

>>149563994
In my opinion just get the cheapest/10 car garage/favorite location. I spend almost no time actually inside my properties, so unless you plan on spending a lot of time inside there isn't really a point in what they look like.

>>149563994

If you want practicality instead of a fancy place to live just buy some cheapo high end place. Some of the custom interiors are pretty nice and I like my stilt house but neither one serves a real practical purpose.

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>>149564124
>>149564175
and so the chariot moves to Del Perro

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>>149521319
r8 my sultan lads.

>>149565754
shit/crap

>>149565942
What's wrong with it?

>>149565754
>those colors
Not for me m8

Also I prefer the upgrades that Benny has for the Sultan, even though they cost a trillion and a half dollars.

>>149565993
It's a Sultan, for one. You don't do muted colors with a gold/bronze rim.

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>>149566018
I have two sultans, one is going to go through benny's.
Also, what's wrong with the colors?
I was going for this without the white.

>>149566207
>it's a sultan
Yeah.
>muted
Eh? I'm not a paintguy, explain?

>>149566293
Personal preference, I prefer metallic over matte colors, and I don't like the colors of the rims.

>>149566293
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071221094443AAwWnyz

There is no contrast.

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>>149566470
>matte
Nuh uh, it's basic regular paint job, since my graphics aren't maxed metallic's half ass reflections just look silly

>>149566471
looks better than the ultra blue tho, which is a bit too dark imo.

>>149566642
Fair enough. It's all about personal preference m8. They need to let us do custom colors already.

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>>149566890
Eh, I'm just trying to do something different. Every time I get a Sultan it's usually a carbon copy of the old Rally one, a dark blue/gold styling so popular among the stance scene, or a white/black on gold rims.
Wonder if green would look good.

managed to do one sight seer yesterday, but today i'm back to all VIP work being unavailable due to ongoing vip work already in progress (despite there being none) and buying crates flushes money away. ticket is still unanswered.

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>>149567087
shit taste, but I dig it.
even if I didn't, I don't feel like spending any more money on it.

>>149567087
If you want my personal taste I do Dark Red or Orange.

>>149567310
i looked at the sunset orange and I really liked it, I'll have to do that whenever I get bored of this shit green.

>tfw almost said fuck it and went with matte black and florescent blue wheels like a regular shitter

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>>149567613
I'm a sucker for these colors. Pretty bland desu

>>149560434
Youre fired internet!

I've been wondering for the past couple days if using the FOV changer Flawless Widescreen will get you banned from Online.

I've seen posts on other forums where people have said they've used it to change their FOV since last year and haven't been banned for it, but I find that kind of bullshit considering how hard R* tries to crack down on mods of any kind online.

>>149569674
What annoys me, is that there is no clear limits for what kind of modding will get you banned.

It seems totally arbitrary what triggers the mechanism.

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>tfw you don't play for a few months and you get removed from the crew

>>149570041
There was a purge 2-3 months ago to make room for new active players. People that didn't put "Don't kick me" got removed.

Send an application and post your name here and I'll get you back in.

>>149565754
kifflom/10

>>149570219
Naaquh, applied for gtag.

Thanks m8

>>149566293
>>149566642
Your best bet would be to ask the RGB on that color at gtaforums.

>>149566890
You just need your own crew. What they really need to do is let us use all those hidden colors in the game as pearlescent. And change the texture on cars freely instead of exploiting LSC or hacking. Such simple changes holding back ricing so hard.

>>149569674
I wouldn't use anything these days.

>>149570934
Thing is about the FOV changer, is that one of the guys in my teamspeak has been using one since the start of the year and hasn't got a ban.

So I'm genuinely not sure if rockstar cares all that much about FOV changing, or if they just never caught him for it.

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>daily reminder that T20 and Zentorno shitters will never learn

>>149572273
It's in time like these I miss trackmania.

Can't wait to rush in soon enough, bbut I need to unlock bike parts first.

also, is there is a crew and/or a discord ? I like to chill .

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>>149572273
>stock tires
>carbon spoiler
you're basically the same level.

Also
>driving around in freeroam online
>see this
neat.

Sometime, I like to take a dip at the beach. it's no much, really . I just go into pblic lobbies, turn passive on, and jump from the pier and into the water. It's a little guilty pleasure of mine.

And when I really want to chill, I go in invite only, jump on my bike, and drive throught ocean view... sometime, I pass by the cinema, and if it's still open, I might just go watch a picture or two !

Am I crazy ?

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>>149573390

>>149573390
>passive mode

>>149573390
Yes. Now fuck off

Well this is a pain in the ass. My daily objectives have been stuck, completed, for two days running.

>>149573556

Every fucking time I step out my hotel, there is someone stalking me with a gun aimed at me. I think there are legitimate reasons as of why I go passive.

>>149573613
We no fun allowed now ? geee.

>>149573953
We always no fun allowed.

Just turned the game on and its restored all my settings to default.

Any reason?
Anyone else?

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>>149572273
>says the fag cheesing races with the broken shit of the month

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>>149534847
>WHEN DA VTEC KICK IN

>>149572806
>>stock tires
What's wrong with stock tires?

>>149574597
>not using new shitter tactics and vehicles against old and obsolete shitter tactics and vehicles

>>149575545
https://youtu.be/riRtuBSjTGc?t=12m20s
12:20 onwards

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>>149575201
>integra
My nigga

>It's a Voldemortty gets RPG'd like the true cuck he is episode

I have enough money to buy a large warehouse. maybe small one too. Which do you recommend based on location?

>>149576965
The cheapest one is all you need

>>149549584
Console?

>>149576965
Just buy largest one. You'll only ever use that one. I have two smalls that I never use. I have the one in central vinewood. It's decent.

Any way to get the rail gun in GTA online?

>>149577687
Killing yourself

>>149576965
cheapest largest is perfectly fine

talking about the railgun, I'm having mixed answers. Seems like only returing player from the PS3 and 360 version, being cucked by the fact that the enhanced version is now getting all the good stuff, are being awarded this gun as .... consolation prize for finally moving on.

But some say the gun ain't available anymore.

I don't know , it seems like it's not available, but at the same time is. Oh well.
It really just sounds good as anti player/survival helicopter gun.

>>149572273
The irony in this post is astounding

BTW zentorno is still the best

>>149562870
You on PC? I've been looking for a challenge in tennis for a while now. What's your SC?

>>149578330
It's never been available in GTA Online unless some skid gave it to you

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WHEN

>>149578690
Jet shitter tears .jpg

>>149577731
Not sure if serious

>>149578423
Some skid? In what regard?

>>149578690
If they added that they would definitely neuter the shit out of it first

They already basically made the Rhino out of aluminum

are warehouse raids bound to the amount of crates you have? if so, how many can you 'safely' store if you dont want to deal with npc shitters

>>149579384
potato faced tranny/10

>>149579445
I've had full 111 large warehouses and never had an NPC raid. I'd guess it has to do with amount of time not doing things than amount of crates.

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>>149573390
A little autistic but that's OK!

>>149579082
Skiddies can either take away all guns or add all guns as in even the gas used in that one mission. Die and its all gone though.

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>>149580412
He's talking about singleplayer returning content.
Not online.

>>149580496
Oh that's right. Actually I think its only available in the shooting range. I'll check it out now.

>>149579384
Princess Fiona?

>>149580412
>>149580496
So my question is, is it possible to acquire the rail gun online?

>>149580609
not through legal means

>>149580609
No dumbass, it'd be the most broken thing next to the homing launch.
It's only available in the adversary mode Beasts vs. Slashers.

>>149580663
Elaborate please.

>>149580496
If I already have a PC character, could I rent/buy used copy for PS3 and login with existing character to get the content?

>>149580749
Also, I'm not a dumb ass; you don't even know me so please don't be such a presumptuous cunt.

Need one more poor GTAG for a pacistan finale

>>149580927
You want to get a gun that can't be in online without a cheat menu that doesn't work anymore.
You're a dumbass.
>>149580863
Yes.
You have to complete the prologue in singleplayer after signing into your Social Club account.

>>149580961
I'll do it for free. Post SC.

>>149581148
SC: aralich

>>149581103
Great, I might just do that.

Also I can't seem to find a list of the things the bonus will give me for online, because I know for a fact I can't get the Duke O' Death but I have seen people with Dodos.

>>149581103
Presumptuous cunt; fuck off.

>>149581491
Stock cars added to online with Cunning Stunts become Free.
You get the Dukes, Stallion, and Blista Compact.
Pegasus gets the Marshall, Kraken, and Dodo.

>>149582007
also the hatchet

>>149582152
>Implying you can get within melee range of anyone in online
>Implying everyone in online doesn't use sniper rifles and miniguns

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>>149580863
I can do it for you after work. Add me on Social Club.

>>149582264
I-I killed someone with a compact rifle from my bike today.
>also killed someone by running over them in a primo

>>149583024
Paint like the wind, m8.

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>>149583102
>almost done painting this pelletizer
>so big it has taken two and a half weeks
J-just a few more hours to go!

>>149583295
Reported.

>>149583295
Cool you do more than houses and shit.
tfw just boxes and wrapping all day, sometimes 46 milk crates on a pallet, 5h x 3w x 3L with another in the top middle

Heavy as fuck, everyone in the milk department as their main is swole, desu.

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>>149583527
Well, anyone else want returning player content before I am banned?
>>149583671
This is supposed to be my last painting project. Then, I get to make kevlar in a 400 degree mixer in the summer heat.

Desu I have to go back to work, so I'll check my SC when I get home.

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Christ

>>149584383
Was it?

>>149583024
Thanks, I sent you an invite.

>>149584383
>xITS
How is he not banned yet for offensive username?

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>>149583058
You're doing God's work, on both counts.

The dune is a pegasus vehicle

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why do people get mad it's only 2k :^)

if you upgrade your warehouse vehicles, are they upgraded in every warehouse?
what if you upgrade them in a small warehouse, then later get a large one and give up the small one? do the upgraded vehicles transfer?

>>149587473
yes

you only upgrade vehicles once

>>149587209
You're rood

>>149587209
buyable Lazer when

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>get first place in stunt race
>get "everyone left" DC error 10 seconds before the finish line

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>>149556820
>russians are golden compared to chinese

Yep, still yet to see a Russian destroy an Armoured Kuruma purely from shit driving, chinks on the other hand...

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>>149589547
>Chinese drivers

>>149587859
thanks!

>>149589693
You know what's even worse? It was the Fleeca Finale. Kept seeing the guy spam invites it, took pity and joined. He fucking killed the Kuruma before we got to the bank. I thought these cars were invincible to shitty driving?

>>149552181
>>149552086
>>149551712
>>149551389
>>149551150
how is this not bannable?

>>149589946
Kuruma can explode by landing on the engine from a relatively low height, had people do that in pacstan before. You can also destroy it by getting it stuck and forcing the engine, which seemed to be his case.

>>149590596
also, kuruma are not really great for off-roads. Any crash might, and will, take off a chunk of your car away with it.

That include the doors..

>>149590596
>You can also destroy it by getting it stuck and forcing the engine

You learn something new every day.

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>>149584637
It'll be a while. Takes over an hour to get home.
>when you paint the pelletizer just right

>>149590962
>commuting
top kek

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>>149590962
cute hands

>>149590594
He's either a mod or sucks some major mod cock.
Heard he spams this shit on other generals too.

so how do I drop into an empty public lobby? blocking all traffic just drops me into story mode.

>kid tries to blow my crate up
>smack him until he goes passive
>starts running his keyboard letters at me

poor lil cuk if ur gna try and go, go

>>149591552
In my case, unplugging your ethernet cable for 5-6 seconds then plugging back in works. Sometimes it takes a few tries

>>149590594
>>149591398

I report every single one of his "on-topic" posts and nothing ever happens and I know I'm not the only one.

I would bet money on them being a janitor

>>149587209
Not only is blowing up other player's crates just a straight up shitter thing to do but you're actually promoting shark card sales by preventing players from earning money and even outright costing them money.
How does it feel being Rockstar's little bitch boy slave stuffing their already full pockets for pittance like a good little cuck?

Is anyone up for some heists? I can't do crates right now but still want to make cash

Add me JudolfKreditler

>>149592584
Got one going? I'm stuck with Prison Break.

>>149591552

You can just disable/enable your connection in the adapter settings works fine if you are quick