>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
League shitter who wants to join dota?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
nth for Traxex is the best waif/u/
Top few for me
Am I the only one who's trying to get away from this game? it's eating me up...
my gf on the right in the meepo costume
Navi 3-1 Secret
screen cap this doturds
>>149494712
Just play Overwatch instead. It made me finally drop Doturd completely.
Seriously though do Navi actually have a chance here? Secret demolished them yesterday. I think Navi have to ban Drow but will that be enough?
nth for Harbinger is the best husbando!
DUDE
>>149494783
Features too sharp.
Imo best girl is sunglasses next to Sheever
20 MINUTES AGAIN WTF????
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
FUCKING SLAVLADDER FUCK OFF
>>149494879
Sadly, I'm sure Na'Vi will disappoint once again.
>>149495142
gotta watch the new episode of RE:Zero
>tfw husbando posting is back
YES
>The countdown went back to 20 minutes
KILL ME>The countdown went back to 20 minutes
KILL ME>The countdown went back to 20 minutes
KILL ME
WHEN DOES THE FUCKING GAME START
>>149494783
Do you think Anuxi would rub feathers on my balls if I seduced her
>>149494547
this is the most faggot op pic ive seen in a while
>>149495263
Hmmm, yeah pretty sure this is what avatarfagging is.
>ANOTHER 20 MINUTES.
EPIC JUST EPIC.
fucking slavs
What is the point of a countdown timer when they just change it whenever the fuck they want?
>>149495234
Is that actually good, or is it another meme show?
>20 MINUTES!
you know some of us have something called work tomorrow
IO is not getting past Slark. Sorry redditfags.
d2g should develop a fund specifically to commission artists for husbando porn
>>149495237
>Not posting the best one
>>149495462
/a/oty
>>149495548
why dont you get a job
>>149495552
>Orgy ft the Chaos Knights and YOUR TEAM
>>149495332
What's avatarfagging?
>>149495462
Otherwise bellow average show is made good by single narrative crutch.
MC is shit, setting and characters are painfully average but rebirth mechanics will keep you on your toes, filling even casual conversations with tension.
>>149495462
>protagonist is dropped into a different world
What do you think faggot?
why is the dota community so gay
is it because the normies play league so we get stuck with degenerates
>>149495852
>normies
>league
ok
>>149495852
It's just a handful of steamchat faggots spam posting as usual
>>149495808
EternaLEnVy @EternaLEnVy1991 4m4 minutes ago
I was only talking to bulba what's wrong with everyone
>Turns out everyone that laughed about EE's "autism" was actually autistic
>>149495852
>normies
Why did we switch from normalfag to /r9k/ shit again?
If you want Secret to win over Navi get the fuck out.
>>149495050
wish I could find another pic of her from closer up
posting slark instead
>>149495273
probably
>>149494783
Nigma go back to shitposting and streaming.
>>149496013
I want secret to win because winning the lan thats before TI guarantees you won't win TI
https://discord.gg/EaxQB
Reminder to join the official /d2g/ Discord, Doturds :3
2016 and """"""""""pro""""""""" shitters are still not rushing dagon on medusa
>dmg
>int to make you tanky
>>149495972
LOL /r//d2g/ btfo
My three favorite heroes are Bane, Shadow Demon, and Puck. What does this say about me?
>tfw you don't know shit about the esports scene
>had to play an entire game against some earthshaker autist from d2g
>>149496335
>not posting name
>>149496228
are you that retard who tries to stack in d2g chat and then kick people who dont join that bullshit
if so fuck youj
>>149496275
You're a potential rapist irl
>>149496312
>tfw you know everything there is to know about the esports scene but you play like shit
>>149496275
You love to piss people off.
Most likely a twig and a fuckboi irl though.
>>149496375
http://steamcommunity.com/id/angerIncarnate/
>>149496381
No but that guy sounds like a fag
>>149496512
>vaginal blaster 9000
>>149496449
I still think you play okay Tobi.
>>149496449
I play like shit too, I mostly just sit around theorycrafting
>>149496449
4k shitter here i still give advice in those threads tho
>>149496449
I don't know much about esports drama, but I am probably on the level of Merlini if I need to analyze and predict draft.
I wanna fug Nyx Assassin!
while we wait
WWW?
I was the naix
hey d2g
what tier did you win your battlecup?
i mean, you DID win, right?
>>149494549
dendi has a daughter and a niece
I have a ~65% wr with 100+ games played on lion 4k bracket maxing succ why is this so fun
>>149497091
You all died too much.
>>149497091
You got fucking memed on by a CM you idiot
hahahahaha
post, rate, subscribe and enjoy
>Fat Asian guy with a high pitched voice
>>149495667
>midas
>>149496312
i have watched dota esports for two years and i can name maybe a handful of players and their current teams
like i cant name all players from teams like current eg, secret, liquid, og, na'vi or alliance
and even when i can remember some player names i mostly dont know what position they play
>>149497091
bad draft, can't carry all games, go next, stop complaining
wtf, why are they putting the shit casters on the final?
>>149497091
>Echo Sabre Shaman
>>149497456
Who is he?
>Socks don't match the belt color.
>The belt color isn't in color theory harmony with your jeans/pants and shirt.
kys draskyl
>>149497091
where's your basher boy
/SWNL/ GIRLS WW@
>>149497580
lul he was holding it for me because I had aegis
>Rushing BoT II 25 min in
Y/N?
can you get the shirts from the TI secret shop without going to TI?
>>149497632
not rushing, but if you have a nyx looking for kills in the lategame but you lack map controll/need to push lanes its very good for surprising enemy heroes with a numbers advantage where they dont expect it.
>>149497617
FUCKING /HERE/
>>149497476
I guess it's partially inexperience, I've only been watching for like 3 months, but even then the only thing I'm slightly familiar with is team names
>>149497701
AFTER TI yeah.
Right now it's pre-orders and then they will move around the stock later and open it to the public.
And I wouldn't really worry about stock if you're getting it once it comes out.
>>149497576
I hope it's a four man cast
YO WHO DAT?
>>149497131
i didnt even play it
>>149497818
>huge black/white icecream cone
>tiny yellow icecream cone
what did he mean by this
>>149497701
Buy them online or do what those SEA/Chinese kids do and pay some guy who attends the event to buy shit for you.
>>149497617
SWNL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:3
>>149497630
Okay that makes more sense. Between that and the 20 deaths I wasn't sure if he was retarded
CAN THE GAME FINALLY START ALREADY
JFC
>Game starts in X amount of minutes
>It's actually just some cunts talking for an hour before the game starts
Every time
>>149495552
You make a point, CK is a god tier husbando.
>>149498008
lmao you fell for the honeypot timer
Lads I'm worried that Navi will get stomped like they do by OG.
Hey!
Is there anyone who is ourer guy than Draskyl?
>>149498280
SKIN & BONES
>>149498280
hello!
>>149498280
>those skeleton arms
Beesa, playing the anorexic
>>149498280
oh wow he's actually pretty cute ^^ :P
>>149498280
how much does he weight? Those fucking skinny arms rofl
>>149498280
A LIGHT TO GUIDE MY WAY
A LIGHT TO BURN MY FOES
>>149498280
>>149498390
Nice arms, Beesa.
Haven't been in this shit hole for months. Is secret back? Last time I checked they were in the dumpster and EG the only western hope....
>>149498394
>>149498481
That's Rime
>>149498280
I'LL TAKE A CRACK ADDICT
>>149498280
BEESA, PLAYING THE CARRY
Who's the fat gook?
>>149498280
BROOKLYN "BEESA" KURTZ
>>149498394
>>149498434
fat arms reduce CARRY apm potential
>>149498550
Translator.
why the fuck would puppey know anything intimate about this version of navi?
why is the slant eyes there?
>>149498280
BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD
>>149498527
leave, lelouch
FOGGED IS FOR _________
Why is Nahaz allowed in the dota scene?
>>149498280
who's the cute girl?
>>149498516
Last time EG and Secret were both equally in the dumpster.
Now they are tier 1 again.
>>149498387
>>149498390
>>149498394
>>149498421
>>149498434
>>149498435
>>149498481
>>149498539
>>149498546
>>149498580
>>149498628
>>149498280
NONE QUICKER
>>149498897
We just don't know.
WTF isn't that just the bts house? Fucking LD how does he keep doing that? Such a crafty jew.
>>149499015
>>149499013
EG still is in the dumpster.
Secret have yet to beat OG, liquid or wings to truly prove themselves
rofl cyborgfatt's got nasty ass back hair
>THIS GAME WAS SUPPOSED TO START 1 HOUR AGO
>IT JUST KEPT READING STARTING IN *20 MINUTES* for 40 MINUTES
>WHEN THE TIMER WENT OUT WE GOT 30-40 MINUTE OF BULLSHIT
E
P
IC
C
Calling it right now, they're gonna run Purple Strat.
>>149499193
>>149499193
Damn, what a handsome, gorgeous man. So skilled at dota, too!
p.s. m4stah posted the beesa pic pls bully him
>>149499229
This EG is arguably better than the one that won TI5 as Zai is better than Aui.
CHANNEL YOUR ENERGY FOR NAVI
USA USA USA USA USA
YO WHO DAT?
>>149498897
He's an SJW, so he'll never say or do anything """unprofessional,""" and he throws out a lot of numbers, so people think he's smart and well informed.
is the starladder stream laggy for anyone else?
>>149499429
>Losing to russian stack of rascals
nice 1, m8
>>149499229
>>149499013
u r retard
TEAM SECRET IS FUCKING BACK
AND THEYRE TAKING THE TI
you stupid fucks
>>149499429
yeah but almost every team at TI5 was trash though
C9 was in full self hate mode, navi was irrelevant, mvp was it's old mediocre self, VP was alright but not amazing, empire was classic shitty at TI empire, secret was on tilt with the kuro bullshit and choke4, the chinese teams sans CDEC were all playing off.
EG was great, but they also were the ONLY great team sans CDEC.
JUST START THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THESE FAGGOTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what the fuck is going on
WWWWWWWWWHY
CANT THEY FUCKING
START THE FUCKING GAME
butts
NAVI HYPE
Cringe
>>149499679
Thicc
why do they have to be so fucking corny about it.
>not playing WE ARE ELECTRIC.
ONE
FUCKING
JOB
PRODUCTION TEAM
1 JOB
AND YOU FUCKED IT UP
Dissapointing music choices
qt3.14
>friends playing na pubs
kek
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FFFFFIIIIIIIDDDDLLLLLEEEEEE
When the fuck do the games start
HYPE1!!!!!!!!!!
Can someone catch me up on the latest Secret team drama?
>here comes the boom
>after all the stuff that has happened in Europe this week
poor taste BTS
BULBA THOUHG BULBA THOUHG
>>149499926
>see blurry image of random girl carrying card cardboard box
>instantly fall hopelessly in love
fml
>>149499941
20 minutes for sure
>>149500018
The teams chose their own music tho.
Dear D2g, what lewd things would you do to Harbinger if you got your fingers on and in him
>>149500005
there is none retard
>>149500005
There's no drama, team is fine now that Universe has been kicked.
>>149500018
You never be pleased, anime.
grow up artour
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
if you want to play dota, pick anyone
if you want to win dota, pick terrorblade
>>149500018
>playing boom - p.o.d
>after 9/11
yeah these fucks need to be deported
I M M E D I A T E L Y
>having to listen to bogged and baby voice for FIVE GAMES
>>149500131
What happened to RTZ
when the fuck is the game starting
The guys on the stream a little while ago debunked the idea of "honeypot lans"
How does it make you feel?
Damn THEEBAN LOOKS LIKE THAT?
>>149500223
he got 9k?
>>149500005
there's actually been next to no drama in Secretyet
>kotlguy receiving new kill orders
>its the fun meta
>Just battles everywhere
>>149500212
Don't hate on Fogged he a good boy.
>this panel
>they're STILL talking
LD has lost his money making sense confirmed
>Dendi wearing FREE TO PLAY shirt
What a fucking god.
>>149500160
BASED
what's Puppey (the master drafter / the puppet emperor) thinking right now?
>>149500260
it's a meme you dip
>that Na'Vi staff member giving high fives for players pre-game
:3
>>149500325
wtf two bulba?
>>149500387
it is a promo t-shirt from the movie
>>149500403
>all these fucking subhumans
>>149500403
VSYO ARTSTAYLA
>>149500403
>"How can I pick Nyx this series?"
last minute cramming
>>149500387
why do dendis arms look slim on the outside, and the inner part is ripped as fuck?
OR is that his wanking hand side?
>>149500403
>when will matt stick his finger in my ass
>>149500094
fist him up to the shoulder and crush his balls
>>149500260
The people who have never won a single tournament in their lives think they have any insight?
>>149500556
Probably some anime lyrics to be honest
>>149500479
>tfw dead inside but have to pretend to be upbeat and happy or your org will murder you
>>149500565
This scenario un ironically arouses me
>>149500696
this photo ;-;
>american lan
>no american team in the top 4
>>149500696
The ones that seem to be the happiest, cheerful and who make others smile, are often the saddest on the inside.
GG SECRET WON OUTDRAFTED IN THE FIRST TWO PICKS
Please tell me it isn't Rasputin and Dogged casting the finals
>>149500829
EG was suffering from jet lag, come on man.
>>149500892
-_- rude idiot
>>149500403
"I should pick nyx"
>>149500892
>tfw no tober wan doter
>>149499676
>>149499926
Ditya Ra is so adorable.
>Secret getting outdrafte
GG FF
straight white male incoming
This couch stream is full of amazing reaction images/webms of Draskyl
>>149500829
>literally the two teams NA has historically tried to claim most are playing in the finals
Either Na'Vi is back to being USA or Secret is NA, depending on who wins ofc
>>149501182
OY VEY, SHUT IT DOWN
>>149500664
you can literally see its drafts.
Why is sonneiko drafting not artstyle?
>Sand King ban
Na'Vi is kill
gg
so, for the third time i've completed the windranger 3* quest but couldn't win the game
this is so fucking infuriating i don't have enough courage to queue again, can someone please tell me how to deal with stressful matches?
>>149501235
Sonneiko is the drafter, artstyle is the captain.
it should be against the rules to outdraft this hard
>>149501198
>>149501235
Because Sonneiko is the better drafter.
>>149501327
>quest shitter.
kill urself t. bhj
secret luner
>>149499662
>c9
>ti5
Where they really there?
>>149499470
Who will win the Sheever Cup?
>void carry
WHY the fuck would you pick Razor?
>>149501538
yes senpai
THE INTERNATIONAL fucking WHEN?
>>149501654
I was literally there and I forgot. Must have been a shit team with Fata and Misery
>LD casting
>LD and Winter
Thank god
thank fucking god
>>149501614
>WHY the fuck would you pick ____?
pugna
razor
undying
phantom lancer
leshrac
shadow demon
techies
warlock
visage
Envy Razor. Can someone post the webm, please?
>Free to Play shirt.
DOTA FOREVER
>>149501614
to have tanky front liner thats strong vs single target magic
Buckle up
>>149501851
honeypot
timber+weaver vs. 4 anticarries
sonneiko u don goof'd desu
>>149501915
Post more of that cum dumpster
>>149501851
>shadow demon
nigga WHAT?
>>149500753
>you'll never shove anal beads up OD's huge horsecock and then fill his ass up with a milk enema till his belly is full and bloated
I want to bully the OD
>damageless void carry
This is going to fail tragically.
>You don't get any Mommy milk until you win three ranked games in a row!
>>149501851
Pugna is fucking good.
Also if you get arcane rune as Pugna you instantly win your lane and kill the tower in 15 seconds.
Leshrac and Shadow Demon have made a comeback.
Warlocks and Visage suffer the same problems of wanting EXP and items to have a noticeable impact. Something that's more reserved for a 'mid' hero.
>>149502125
lets have a high energy thread
>>149502212
god she's fucking ugly
why is she spammed is this another "10/10 on d2g" meme
How do you beat secret's dual offlane?
har har
>weaver not mid against useless static link
>timber not bot for free reactive armor
>>149502347
8,5/10 on d2g actually
How do you evaluate the best pick in ranked?
Is Slark just the best pick for any pub game?
DIE DIE DIE
so does nobody here actually have a HOT GF?
come on doturds
>>149502347
I don't wanna suck her face
>DieDieDie
>pie lie shit.
kicked at the end of ti6.
>enemy tries to go for a play but fails and dies
>type "?????"
>enemy gets super mad and spergs out in all chat
>>149502347
low test
>>149502253
this made me nervous
am i autistic now
>>149502451
t. 3k shitter
goddamnit pie
>>149502767
>Enemy is right to be angry
>You are a faggot
pick one
>Vanguard Void
classic damageless void
>>149502896
>waga build
So, who wins
Damageless void
ICEFROG THINKS TIME WALK IS BALANCED HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>put Vanguard Void
>Kotl
>ET
>all top
>have no levels
>have no damage
>Kotl 1 point in Illuminate and 3 in Chakra
wew what a top
>GoodWeaver vs Weaver
DOTARDS????!
Why does faceless void have a better version of Weaver's ultimate as a baseline skill?
>>149502938
I'll take the first, thank you
>razor with ultra at 12 minutes.
G
G
G
G
>>149503156
being dead is as damageless as you get
>>149503171
you're dumb as fuck, secret won top lane hands down, they havent damaged tower and only got a few measly kotl kills to boot.
>get double damage
>lmao triple kill
>"that vanguard was actually game winning"
doturds?
>yfw Bulba is carrying
Vanguard boys
relevent again this game
>>149503434
>time walk
just epic!
bulba touhg
>Pick Timber
>Still have literally no damage
LoLbabs?
>Vanguard Radiance Void
is this really the build?
where were you when navi shit the bed ?
Guys what if
>Ogre magi + Elder Titan + Arc Warden
when enemy tries to tower dive, you turn and hit them with fireblast to lock them down -> astral spirit + sleep combo
cast bloodlust + magnetic field on the tower
now the tower attacks the enemy hero with +140% attack speed and -100% armor on the enemy for 5 seconds
thats enough to kill a 2000 HP hero from full LOL
>Secret with Bulba
>Undefeated
>EG with UniverseGod, ZaiGod, DraftGod, FearGod, SumailGod
>Lost to a Russian pubstack
? ? ?
>>149503625
at home smoking a cigarette
>>149503620
who says hes going radiance
hes probably going diff manta or some shit
>navi's linenup
>no towers at 16 minutes
lmao
Should I use "bulba thouhg" positively or negatively?
>Spirit can now be damaged/stunned, has same stats as actual ET
There, balanced.
I WANT TO READ SOME BLOG RIGHT NOW
>>149503731
it's just a meme
>>149503674
>>>
Post completely balanced magic cards that wizards don't regret adding to the game because they became staples of a healthy and balanced metagame and players all around agree its fun, interactive and makes the game more enjoyable for everyone
>>149503734
>how to make sure no one picks ET ever again
>>149503718
AHEM CORRECTION
they get one tower at 16.30
also based arthour for literally copying my void build.
tasteless
SWNL
>>149503819
>2 mana
what
were
they
thinking
>>149503819
but MtG has rotation
LMAO THAT SWAP
>>149503731
yes
>ywn worship these feet while watching secret win
Every chrono thus far has been shit.
Why do obese people post pictures of themselves? Do they have no shame?
>>149504426
Fishing for compliments. They know they look and feel like shit, but they want to be told otherwise.
>dendi has euls to cancel TP
>just gives up
?????
>>149504630
DendiFace
LITERALLY
NO
STUNS
T
U
N
S
Why didn't Shendelzare, the Vengeful Spirit use Wave of Terror on the tree line Artour "Arteezy" Babaev had Time Walked into? She could have followed up with either a Nether Swap or a Magic Missle. Big mistake by Aкбap "SoNNeikO" Бyтaeв on Shendelzare, the Vengeful Spirit.
>>149504630
he did not see him in the trees ?
>>149504695
>literally no stuns
>both teams have plenty stuns
???
idk how anyone can be a fan of secret
they just pick the top 5 broken heroes every game and win because they got more op heroes
meanwhile navi carefully thinks about the draft and picks non-meta heroes like weaver
I feel like na'vi are just intimidated by secret
they seem to play a bit more scatterbrained against them and so much more stable against other teams
dunno what theyre so afraid of
Why does Puppey never draft reliable stuns?
>diffusal weaver
how far will this diffusal meme go
>>149504821
could have just ulted to cut trees down, timewalk doesn't have huge range
NO BULLY ;_;
>>149504869
Are you the guy who said the same shit about team liquid at manila, despite the fact that they had the most hero picks of any team?
>>149504869
>reddit spacing
>reddit opinion
nice
>>149504869
and they still lose LUL, good b8 tho
rtz went into the fog before timewalk, na`vi was confused and don't know if he is going back or already tp.
>this LD """""""""""banter"""""""""""
>>149504932
its great against void bruh
>>149504919
Denis himself they have a mental block when they play vs. Some teams and then they don't play as good.
gorman is a core player ?
what
>RTZ and EE on the same team
>They're actually winning stuff
>their combo plays together
does this make anyone else feel all warm and fluffy inside?
>This '''''''''''''''''''''banter''''''''''''''''
AMERIFATS PLS STOP
>>149504919
>I feel like na'vi are just intimidated by secret
>they seem to play a bit more scatterbrained against them and so much more stable against other teams
>dunno what theyre so afraid of
Pretty much what I see senpai.
It's probably different in-game with only limited information
>>149504919
It must be the power of anime
>>149505090
he strictly plays alchemist
>>149504924
Stop posting boys anon.
>>149504869
>razor
>kotl
>et
>'top 5 broken heroes'
does dendi even know how to play Timber
>>149505181
Implying 109 isn't broken
>These shitty teamfights that Navi pull off only against Secret
What the fuck
dendi has been playing timber like shit recently
>>149505092
Cэйм.
>people doubting the Anime version of Secret
This isn't even their final form.
Why do Navi bottle it against sekrit?
>>149505230
>implying you need to do more than smashing your face on your keyboard to play timber
>>149505230
desu he's playing against kotl
idk how anyone can be a fan of secret
they just pick the top 5 broken heroes every game and win because they got more op heroes
meanwhile navi carefully thinks about the draft and picks non-meta heroes like weaver
Its a "LD casts as if players were having a conversation" episode
truly the worst 2bh
>>149504869
They have picked 44 heroes in this tournament.
>pick ET
>spam echo stomp and sometimes ult
>easiest game of my life xd
>>149505361
better job with the spacing but you're still posting bait
>EE Razor vs a Weaver
I know how this ends, 1-0 Navi people
Is universe the problem ?
he played like dogshit in Secret and his "return" turned a struggle EG into trash tier
How good was Winter as a player
>>149504924
post his xtube
>>149505482
EG was clowning, come on. I know "saving strats" is a meme, but you don't pick oracle and AA mid when you're playing at 100%.
>>149505574
14-0
>>149505482
all universe ever did was hit 5 man chronos
i dont remember if he was the godlike clockwork too, but either way hes not anything special.
>>149505574
Not good
>>149505574
tier 2 on a tier 3 team
bulba thouhg
>>149505574
Winter was a grandmaster in chess
>>149505574
decent captain, in a bad team that wasnt much worse than him
>>149505652
What? The octarine POTM was completely serious!
This is painful to watch
>Faceless Void has no damage
>/d2g/
>chen has more farm than timbershit
dont waste your time, na'vi
>>149505652
meanwhile secret picks garbage like razor in a grand final and wins
WHAT WENT WRONG?
me axe
>>149505776
DESU Sumail has always had god awful item builds
LMAO NAVI FANSHITS?
>>149505574
tier 2 in dota 2
tier 1 in dota
A R T E E Z Y
VOID IS FUCKING STUPID.
HOW IS TIME WALK AND DILATION EVEN BALANCED?
LETS JUST GIVE A CARRY A SHORT JUMP THAT CAN RECOVER DISGUSTING AMOUNTS OF HP.
OH ALSO HAVE A MOVEMENT SLOW THAT LOCKS THE COOLDOWN OF THE ABILITIES ON YOUR OPPONENT.
OH ALSO HAVE A FREE BASHER.
OH AND DON'T FORGET THE FREE DOME ULTIMATE THAT IS A FREE KILL EVERY TIME BECAUSE ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO PLAY AROUND.
HAHAHAHAHA BALANCED GAME GUYS.
SECRET WILL NEVER ____
>>149505917
It looks like you got outfarmed to me
It's so disappointing seeing how much Navi can clutch out teamfights that went badly at first against any other team, but against Secret they just fall apart
This hurts to watch.
what did navi do wrong?
>let ET through
>can't do shit
woah
This is literally the first time I see void do damage.
>>149505917
your slardar
>>149506063have gay sex>tfw
CHHП
CИКPETЫ HИКOГДA HE ПPOИГPAЮT
CHHП
>>149505917
>io diffusal
1k mmr
who has less damage here?
weaver or void?
>still not gging out
yep that's the navi i know
based
>>149506059
HUUUH BUT HOW CAN VOID BE OP HE WENT DMGLESS VANGUARD ECHO XDDDD
>>149506107
they dared to challenge powers far above them.
>>149506229
que?
>>149506107
N O S T U N S
who's the girl in secret room?
KappaPride
noob question: You buyback, you don't get money from killing creeps. Do you get money from killing heroes?
You just know
>>149506198
weaver has less damage without mkb
>>149506283
>venge chen beastmaster is no stun
okay
just ban drow and ET and see what sticks
>>149506107
They're 1000 MMR too early to face off against a team like Secreet
>>149506283
BB
Venge
Chen Creeps
kys
>>149506278
you know what i meant
they could have gged out like 10 minutes ago
>>149506317
>>149506326
Gaymind
>>149505473
???
>>149506191
>he doesn't see why he got it
YOU are the 1k mmr here
>>149506318
I'm a noob too, but afaik it blocks unreliable gold. Killign heroes gives reliable gold.
>>149506318
they constantly change this mechanic but
>After buying back, 25% of your hero's remaining respawn time is added to your next death. Additionally, all gold gained by the hero is reduced by 60% until the respawn timer would have finished. The gold icon on the HUD flashes red when this time finishes. Buyback has a cooldown of 7 minutes.
I think I know why EG let navi win, peter is collecting navi tears
>>149506375
wrong team bub
This iteration of Secret is literally an anime storyline.
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM
>>149506278
>ME OR MY WIFE'S SON
Why didn't Secret play in NA qualifiers?
Do "regions" not exist in DotA?
>>149506252
He literally free farmed and took kills whole game without dying, that's called snowballing and can be done on literally any semi-carry hero.
>>149506313
thats a secret
cant wait for my 2k pubs to have a 40 minute vanguard echosabre void
What hero do I pick if I like girlcock?
>>149506578
drink bleach
>>149506527
They bootcamped in Turkey. EU was closer than NA.
>>149506537
he had 3 kills to his name when they sieged with the second aegis.
YO WHO DAT
>>149506527
they wanted the easy region
>>149506527
because it's an eu team
>>149506495
>started from the top so we kicked some people out and picked up some others and then we turned to shit so we fired the two new guys and picked up 2 more guys and now we're good again
There was literally no reason to kick w33 and Misery
>>149506527
masterful
>LAN
>play in a house
?
>>149506629
idk some high pitched chink
>>149506527
Secret is an EU team, why would they participate in the NA qualifier?
>>149506747
Do you not know what LAN means?
>>149506482
Those were Na'vi heroes, the team that the person I replied to was referring to since that what the post he replied to was asking about.
end it my dude
>friend i haven't played with in a while invites me to a party
>accept
>he just wants to play custom games and watch meme ladder
>i want to play real games
>too scared to leave the party and upset him
>>149506578_______idk lol
>>149506820
Laughing Anime Neet
>>149506871
if he asks you to suck his cock will you also be too scared to say no and upset him?
stop being such a retarded fag you retard.
>>149506672
w33 and misery are shit and they only won because Puppey was telling them what to do
>>149506627
He also had no deaths and a gorillion of gold.
>>149506871
just say i wanna play real dota jesus fucking christ come on man tell me you're memeing me
>>149506965
ummmmmm
>>149507031
its almost like... the damageless void build... worked!
Envy baffles everytime.
>>149506965
who is this semen demon?
>>149507118
It's almost like never getting killed and free farming... works on any semi-carry!
>>149506965
I have seen enough porn to tell female anatomy from thin male anatomy also solo porn isn't hot
>no russian teams on ti
>>149506965
porn is weird
I used to like Envy but I can't find it in me to cheer for backstabbers that care more about winning than growing as a team to the point they kick people out on short notice.
Anyone else? I'd love to like Secret but I just can't.
>>149507310
Or the olympics
>>149507303
name 3 carries that could have replaced void in that draft without getting slaughtered in the lane/teamfights
>>149507356
you expect anything more from a real autist? dota is life senpai. If you see the dota docu when he talk about his parents he isnt using any emotions, just descriptions
>hmm nice slavladder finals atm
>its a fucking summit 5.5
How is this acceptable?
>>149507502
russtards don't care
BTS are sellouts
thats about it
reminder to bet on E GAMING BETS DOT COME
>>149507310
NaVi is Russian ;^)q
>>149507356
Yeah same here. Giant cloud9 fan and I literally always defended envy on d2g and got shit. Secret 3.0 was the best team ever and they fucking ruined it man.
>>149507394
You're an idiot.
>>149507394
http://www.bbc.com/sport/olympics/36878983
nope, they'll be thereseriously why the fuck are they still letting these Olympics happen with the shitty living conditions, the high crime rate, the current political atmosphere of brazil, and a fucking disease that may be airborne as far as we know right now?
>>149507502
blame slavladder not getting a venue in time
Has Valve announced the TI talent invites yet?
>>149507734
I swear Bruno better be there
>>149507281
have fun
http://www.xtube.com/profile/ecolocy-31020321
>>149507502
blame ld burning down slavladder's venue
>>149507502
>travel to yuropoors week before TI
lol
>>149495263
Please tell me that's a guy
>>149507469
LMAO who are you that you think I'm going to listen to your theory shitting about this?
its another puppey losing on axe apisode
>>149507689
People don't care about the Olympics anymore is why
>>149507987
That's acutie.
>Ding dong
What the fuck?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e96cjZkObA0
autism speaks
its time to listen
>>149507987
You can see a cock in the webm they posted.
So, what happens if a team runs out of reserve time in Captain's Mode? The game random picks for you, do you lose starting gold...?
>>149507826
bruno handles production
You may ONLY post in /d2g/ if you live in a green country
>>149507689Do not tell anybody else, but it's a plan from a cabal of /r9k/ to kill the world politician and sports elite, so they get a chance to get womens.Don't tell them i betrayed them
>>149508140
4v5
>>149507998
okay
name one hero then.
>>149508102
gg ez ;V
>>149508140
The game randoms the pick/ban
Navi pls win a game
>>149508168
How is Brazil so gay if they are Catholic?
>>149507689
Because it's entairtainment for the masses and it stops the shitskins from burning down the civilized countries they're currently flooding (USA + Europe)
>>149508349
full of trannies
>>149508168
Wait are you actually supporting gay marriage?
>>149508168
yellow>green>red
>>149508168
Fags should be obliterated
>>149508349
how is vatican city so full of pedophiles if they are catholic?
>>149508168
>tfw yellow
the rest of the world pls dont give them attention
>>149508474
>implying gay marriage is an issue
it's such a non-issue why should you care if two people who love each other get married.
its not like they're having loads of kids
What are you guys going to buy from The Secret Shop?
Pic related.
>>149508518
Because of that song about how god loves all the little children.
>>149508254
Pick any meta carry, what I'm saying is that void wasn't that big of a factor this game (rather the space he got), even tho Chrono -> Earth Splitter is a good combo.
>>149508629
please cum on it and post a webm
>>149508629
>going to TI
KKKys
>>149508168
>America is all green
Trump is fixing this right? Fags need to burn in hell
>>149508629
>tits
>>149508718
during the rnc there was some employee of his talking on his behalf about supporting the lgbtq community
trump isn't what /pol/ makes him out to be
>>149508754
its how the model is actually supposed to be
WR has had her model bugged for almost forever
>>149508698
online shop you children
>>149508349
its hard as fuck to explain, but basically half of the population is catholic but doesn't know anything about the church, they have vague notions of what is right or wrong and take generic slogans like "god is love" as dogmas from the church
thats whats happen in a country that despise books
>>149508629
I'm still waiting for timbersaw figurine
>>149508718
He announced his fag support at RNC, pay attention to Trump-san baka
>>149508629
>joints
>>149508886
isn't it 2016? Are you telling me that people are still that ignorant?
>>149503819
*hides survival of the fittest*
*pushes tarmagoyf under a pile of lands*
all mtg cards are inherently balanced
>>149508963
THE CURRENT YEAR JESUS CHRIST
RTZ is absolutely raping dendi
>>149507826
>42 videos
I'm going in
>>149508923
They have a Timbersaw plush doll.
>>149508886
Sounds like America
>>149508835
there's no way he could get elected otherwise
>50 years ago fags were chemically castrated on sight
>nowadays insulting one is a capital offense
I want off this wild ride
WHY THE FUCK DID ENVY STOP WALKING
has LD been used in any mandatory meta comps so far?
ok senpai let's be honest here.
secret is playing super solid recently, do you think they have a shot at beating OG now? Considering both teams are in top shape when they play each other.
every fucking game envy is feeding, how can someone thats playing at such a high level for so many years have absolute shit situational awareness
>>149508835
>>149508929
>what is pandering to the masses for votes
he's not actually going to do that shit you know
>>149509162
TI3 split push meta
>>149509204
Pandering to people who are not me will not get my vote.
>>149509185
no way are you high? OG is the only hope the west has for TI
>>149509185
Don't post in my thread anymore, ok?
>>149509141
insulting a fag is not a capital offense
harassing one on the street is yeah but harassing anyone on the street is illegal
stop trying to be a victim
>>149509204
do what shit?
the other guy was saying trump would ban gay marriage
>>149508718
You know that any old corporate asshole almost certainly fucking hates anime and video games, don't you? The only thing you actually have in common with him is love of memes.
>>149509185
OG and Wings > Liquid > Secret > EG
>>149508963
it used to be pretty catholic and religious but after years of merican media and leftists/liberals they perverted people values from inside
Is assault cuirass the worst item in the game?
>-5 armor does nothing late game when everyone has 40
>Mjolnir has 30 more attack speed and chain and an active
>>149509298
I meant for this year, haven't been watching.
>>149509458
AURA
>>149509458
>enemy having high armor is a problem
>minus armor is not helpful in solving this
Is this really the case? What is this fucking game?
>>149509458
i think you're confusing it with skadi
>>149509458
the reason everyone has 40 armor is because of items like assault cuirass
unironically the most cost effective item in the game
you SHOULD be buying this item on every hero in every game
>>149509185
2nd phase Axe ban stops all of Puppey's combos with Bulba. Axe/Seer and Axe/Abaddon
>>149509185
who cares, Newbee/LGD gonna win TI anyways, west teams gave away too much info by simply participating in Summit and this starladder aka honeypot #1 & #2
>>149509458
That -armor is for sieging you dumbfuck
jesus this is just pure rape
axe has higher nw than the TB
>>149509563
-5 armor means nothing at 40, because of how little armor does at 40
>>149509579
that's not a gg branch
>Secret back to form and playing like a legitimate TI contender
>EG playing like the second coming of NAR'Vi
being an EG fan for the last few months has been suffering
okay that was a fucking VAC tier sunstrike dodge
>>149508853
it's a feature
>>149509331
>>149509381
I know this myself.
However their recent performance has been a lot less choke-y and as it stands they might just 3-0 navi now.
Just compare the ti qualifiers to this series, I think they definitely went way and are a proper contender now.
How are teams losing to Secret
I mean I know this is tier 3: the tournament, but Secret is so damn one dimensional
>>149509848
honeypot lan
>>149509848
t. 2kmmr
>>149509579
>>149509848
They are the only team dumb enough to reveal strats
>>149509848
>one dimensional
>5 completely different heroes this game with their mid and safelane players switched
>>149509650
-1 armor decreases effective hp by the same amount regardless of armor level
>>149509848
There is no tier 1 team here, and everyone else looks like a joke tier 3 team
>>149509742
I hope they look at those shitty item builds and realize they fucked up bad. Also PPD's retarded mid Oracle draft. WHOA, 2 SECONDS TO 1 SECOND....
>>149509767
no, the only VAC tier sunstrike dodge are when you play unfair bots. You can literally only hit them if they don't have vision of you
>>149509964
they have like 2 drafts they switch between
>>149509939
eg just blew their mid oracle and aa strats trying to beat friends tho
>>149509563
this
>>149509650
but also, the whole enemy team won,t have 40, and that -5 can fuck over the enemy support.Minus armor is also incredibly nice for pushing.
>>149509848
>>149508518
that's a fallacy, because the rate at which priests molest children is the same as the rate at which teachers molest their students.as for Vatican city, the population is so small that one or two pedos would make a sizable minority
>>149509835
no where near proper. EE feeds as usual, arteezy is overly aggresive for no reason and bulba is caught in the middle trying to herd cats. I have to admit they look more solid than usual tho, no where near what is required for TI
Why is puppey always miscalculating Culling Blade
>suddenly dendi is 1k ahead of everyone else
>>149510081
You mean 2 fake strats to bait tier 1 teams to try-out and work on drafts to beat that clowny shit up?
>>149510184
they took away his health scripts
>>149510141
Alright, fair enough.
We'll see in 2 weeks I guess!
>tfw no qt grill to watch ti6 with
>>149510268
eg insider here those were actually the super secret pocket strats meant to win them the grand final
>>149510327
you've always got us at least senpai
>>149510327
im not really a fan of any team, just interested to watch some good dota, i dont even play the game
>>149510081
Mid Oracle won't be a thing again, and mid AA was probably a last second scramble because they got fucked by Alch before.
Core Wisp will be meta at TI6it's pretty funny when you realize the wildcard games will set the meta for the entire tournament
>Borrowed Time activates automatically
Literally for what fucking reason other than to save shitters when they fuck up
Secret btfo
>doubting
>>>DOUBTING
>>149509835
They are still doing the exact same Axe drafts + Bulba hero. Super greedy 4 is what they have been doing. Puppey Axe, Puppey Ench, Puppey Veno jungle
if OG could fuck around and put cr1t mid and still win confidently against navi
then how bad is secret exactly
wtf was that
BALANCED FUCKING TERRORBLADE AND INVOKER
>>149509565
skadi is a good sange and yasha
>envy
>>149509964
They still suck ass in team fights and avoid direct fights as much as possible
Puppey still doesn't know how to play support (after how many years of playing "support"), so he only jungles
So they play for mid-late victories every game by sheer farm efficiency. It's not going to be pretty at TI if that is all they have.
>>149510640
Tiago?
>>149510606
at least they are not as bad as EG
LMAO
>>149510437
You're right! Girls are GROSS anyway!!
>it's a 2k players think they understand draft and playstyles better than people who do this for a living
wheres the remote guys
>>149510606
>15 minutes
just how BAD is EG then
>>149510606
Navi has improved since then though
>>149510458
oracle mid will be legit in very situational lineups, especially versus bounty hunter.
free purges, a good attack animation, and a good nuker.
Why is Centaur suddenly so high up? What's going on here?
>>149510932
its also good vs ember
w o w
>>149511004
LOL false promise saving ursa's fountain dive.
balanced hero
S E C R E T
>4 heroes running away from invoker TB
i really wonder whos gonna win this
the city of navi
>>149511107
I wouldn't call that a fountain "dive" desu
uphill miss just saved poopy
Why the fuck does Abaddon's health-costing ability cost mana too?
Just fucking retire, Ditya Ra
>>149510932
I don't think Aghs was the item, and he peaks insanely quick. It would have been fine if the other people could carry him. They jumped him and he died before doing anything.
>Puppey getting away with Axe
>again
>gets farm like always
>Crimson Guard on pos4 already
I don't know how you don't ban this hero phase 2. Axe/Seer Axe/Abaddon is all Puppey does with Bulba. They would not do Abaddon without the Axe.
>Puppey fucking up his Cull again
yup yup
>doubting
>DOUBTING
>2016
TB sure is balanced
DONDO
SUPAMIDA
6 FUCKING THOUSAND GOLD SWING
When did Dendi get good again? Did he realize he had to train like everyone else?
>DOUBTING
why is winter allowed anywhere near microphones?
is it there any other caster that is not as biased as LD? holy fucking shit such a navi fanboy
>>149511243
yeah. They should've done something like veil-dagon1-eblade
>2015+1
>thinking you can win versus TB after 25 mins
the topest of keks
That sequence of plays was so good fuck man
>That gold graph
Feels good man :^)
who here is ready for io arcana?
I want to get off Mr Mao's Wild Ride
>dendi's networth
wow didn't even realized it
is eternal envy any good? tell me the true, /d2g/
post yfw Lesnarposter was right
That was RTZ's fault getting caught in a terrible position.
>>149511393
It was 7.6k
Secret lost 1000+ gold combined too.
>>149511535
he and arteezy are farm fiends, thats all
>Sumails Mirana build sucks
>Envy's Mirana build sucks
whats the real way to build Aghs Mirana?
What if terrorblade had 4 ultimates? What would his stats have to look like for him to be at least a little balanced?
maybe it's because i'm tired but i literally do not see dendi's contributions in those fights
puppey is a farm vacuum
>>149511652
brown boots into aghs intoring of situational
>>149511652
Sumail sucked because he didn't transition to do enough right click
It didn't have to end like this Clement...
>Berserker's call
Lmao goodlasso
damn that call into arrow was pretty neat
ZEUS ULT PLS
Holy shit that was a fucking chase through the ENTIRE map
ROFL LD
>what else is new
That Change in tone of voice was wonderful.
>Abaddon Aghs
It's literally over
>>149511684
>7/3/8
ahh yes
>>149511905
this
>>149511507
I am desu
Envy will cost them the game. Screencap this.
is mirana the hero with the current lowest skill-to-effectiveness ratio?aka the most braindead of the op heroes
Anyone notice how Secret is abusing Dire side advantage? Have they even played any Radiant games? Why is this STILL allowed?
>>149512057
That's like a 50% chance every game
>>149511507
don't you mean jugg arcana?
AXE
IS SUCH FUCKING
BULLSHIT
>those saves from oracle
DENDI IS A GOD TASTELESS
FUCKING DENDI GOD
Io will win because Reddit will happily spend tons of money on compendium levels just to get votes so they can say they made an EPIC meme come true. And then after spending all that money to get the arcana, they'll have to fucking buy it rofl.
Valve wins again.
>>149512057
envy a shit
>>149512238
git gud, faggot
if he miss the call he dies
GIVE THEM THE GOOFBALLS
OPPA DONDO
D E N D I
DENDI DENDI DENDI DENDI DENDI DENDI DENDI DENDI DENDI DENDI DENDI DENDI DENDI DENDI DENDI DENDI DENDI DENDI DENDI DENDI DENDI DENDI DENDI DENDI DENDI DENDI
DendiFace
SPLAT
P
L
A
T
Dendi is actually playing pretty good right now desu
>>149511507
what will the io arcana look like?
holy fuck just DISBAND secret you faggots are absolute shit
>envy on mirana
LUL
OPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DONDO SUPA MID
ENVY GREEDY LITTLE WEEB
holy shit this LD yelling is annoying
>BoTs
>BALANCED
APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
le balanced wizard face
why cant dendi play like this all the time
>oracle is a baddazzle
has puppey hit a single culling blade? goddamn
>>149512293
>Valve wins again.
Lmao. you really think Valve is happy that one of the least picked heroes in the game will get an arcana?
>>149512338
Give arcane slot item the ability to be recolored by gems like Terrorblade and techies arcana
That's i a re color and a fuck you
LD_screaming.mp3
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS FUCKING KIKE KEEPS SCREAMING LOUDER EVERYTIME NAVI DOES SOMETHING FUCKING KILLYOUIRSFEL
>Dendi
good god what a player
>>149512293
kappa so kappa epic kappa for kappa the kappa win kappa SeemsGood am i right kapa kappa kappa?
theyre paying to be cucked basically
>>149512361
HOLY SHIT
THEY'RE GETTING THE GOOFBALLS
>Late Game Mirana dealing NO DAMAGE
I remember this dream
>>149512424
this
voting for wisp arcana is LITERALLY cucking valve
>>149512361
Dendi's a fucking one man army lmao
imagine if Ditya Ra wasn't so shit
>>149512010
don't tell anyone but my dad works for valve and showed me this
>>149512338
Shapes
Colors
Mix and Match
There is no way they design an actual character like a loli fairy or some shit
>>149512483
You're getting cucked you fucking disgusting Slark/Jugg spammer. This vote is stupid and Io is the answer. Nobody will buy it and we wont have to put up with a shitty carry pub hero wankfest next year.
>>149512293
>Valve wins again.
I like how they make 75 cents for every 25 cents into the prize money
>>149512361
What a cuck.
>>149512424
do you really thinks lots of people won't buy it just because muh memes?
>>149512620
i miss xboct;-;
>>149512659
Fuck off Lich
>>149512726
Yes I do.
>>149512694
This guy fucking gets it. PA in pubs was cancer.
Secret are in the proverbial fucking dumpster.
>courier snipe
G fucking G
ITS GETTIN REAL GOOFY IN HERE
>>149512694
i hate pudge or slark more than anyone here, but i won't just jump in the wagon created by a community of cucks and fags (reddit)
SOMEONE POST THE PASTA ALREADY
POST DUSG :-DDDDDDDDDD
FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING DENDI
FUCKING
DENDI
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DENDI A LITERAL GOD
BOW THE FUCK DOWN
>>149512894
>Reddit caused it
Fucking chinks and protest votes caused it.
puppey on suicide watch
>PLD NETWORTH
HOLLLY FUUUCK
NaVi wins
>>149512761
Whadaya mean
even if Secret wins game 2 this is an amazing game 2
navi fans coming out of the woodworks
>>149496271
what happened?
STARTING TO FEEL LIKE LATE 2013 UP IN HERE
POST YOUR DENDORS
>>149513149
praise dendi
>casters didn't see him Sunder Bat and eat Cheese to survive
>Aghs Raptor.
g fucking g
why the fuck is oracle building mek at 49 minutes
Mirana is such a trash hero
APOLOGIZE
NA
BI
RAMPAGED
RAMPAGED
RAMPAGED
RAMPAGED
RAMPAGED
RAMPAGE
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAMPAGE
DOUBTERS
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
Core mirana is so no impact late game
>DOUBTING NAVI
AND IT'S A BEST OF FIVE
DISMANTLED WITH A FUCKING TRACTOR
>DISMANTLED WITH A FUCKING TRACTOR
DISMANTLED WITH A FUCKING TRACTOR
>DISMANTLED WITH A FUCKING TRACTOR
DISMANTLED WITH A FUCKING TRACTOR
>DISMANTLED WITH A FUCKING TRACTOR
>tfw doubted
should have known better
APOLOGIZE
>>149513247
Winter mentioned it later.
3 fountain dives with no t3 buildings down
gj shitrekt
DENDI GIVING COMRADE PUPPAN THE GOOFBALLZ
Please explain how Terrorblade is balanced
ty
classic TB game
cant wait for TI where every game is a combination of ban/pick TB ET drow oracle bm timber
Okay guys, I'm posting this from dreamhack while I wait for the final match. I met Puppey and Dendi yesterday after their match, back at the hotel. My girlfriend and I approached them, seeing us Na'vi is our favorite team then Puppey looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "the fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore." , I was completely shocked and didn't know if Puppey was joking or not so I stood in silence just not sure what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh puppey you found another goofball?", "Yeah Dendi, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is." Right at that moment Puppey jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Dendi jumped on me and held me down. He started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you ain't going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend started me at in the eyes as Puppey undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Puppey just kept pushing her head down. He looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", it was like a silent movie, I watched as Puppey then proceeded to pull out his tesitcles and forcibily push them into her anus with his hands. Dendi who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far a it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Dendi's penis pushing into my back...I blacked out.
>Rampage
What a way to go! :D
>>149513390
you mean shitty blink eblade and other trash mirana
>>149513458
Why does your sweaty wrestleman always look so old
>>149513464
He said he got the sunder off and the cheese, but thought that means he had 3 lives and almost died. He didn't point out the Sunder on Bat to save him before TB even got into the fight
>>149513454
Vitya stands for Viktor?
Dima is for Dimitry,
that Dendi Invoker wev lads.
say my name
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Why is Nahaz a thing? Twitch hates him, we hate him... so I guess Reddit likes him? If not, why the fuck does he keep getting hired?
>EE's hairstyle
lul
>>149513652
>ditya 1.2k hero heal
based
>>149513531
on father's day
>>149513506
you missed TI qualifiers.
>>149513458
maybe you should apologize for doping first
>poor Chinese people voting for Io because they couldn't afford it either way
>>149513749
Bruno made stats look good, now people think they need a stats guy and Nahaz is autistic at them.
DON'T DOUBT
BELIEVE
Reminder to idiots:
The arcana vote is a repeat of the 2014 Summer Sale.
If you wanted (still want?) your vote to count, you have to vote in the first few minutes the vote is live. Nobody plays for the losing team, so your best bet is to push your favorite hero ahead and away from "Most Contested" as soon as possible, when your vote has the biggest % impact.
>>149513749
Reddit spy here, nope, he got btfo on reddit too (for the most part) when he announced he wasn't getting invited to TI6. Probably something to do with him having a toddler-tier meltdown over being suspected in a children's game about being suspicious.
Everybody is sucking Dendi's dick, but you know who the real MVP of that game was?Force staff.
The following meta heroes are faced with the impending removal of Dragon Lance: TB, Morphling, Drow
What happens to their pick/win rate?
>>149513992
>>149513992
>>149513992
new memes
>tfw you dominate the game so hard before 15:00 it's over
>the better you play the worse the game is paradox
i hate it
So why did Secret lose this after being quite far ahead?
>>149513749
Reddit is genuinely difficult to gauge for anything. Due to the whole upvote circlejerk system, you can get highly visible threads spouting conflicting opinions on any given day since everything snowballs.
I would wager that most people hate him everywhere. He wasn't invited to TI6.
>>149514053
Terrorblade and Invoker scale better
>>149513925
if nahaz stopped trying to prove himself so hard by arguing with pros, interrupting/talking over others, and spouting reddit mechanics memes as if he's the one to profoundly come up with them just then and there, he'd be fine.
>no matter how much Reddit forces the meme Wisp arcana it won't win because based cyka wants a Slark arcana
privyet
>>149514164
correct.
>>149514053
DONALDI SUPPETA MIDAS
>>149513967
who cares
D-D-Dotards????
>>149522062
Having too many cores doing nothing.
>>149522062
>normal skill bracket