/arkg/ -Ark Survival Evolved General

Raiding the fuck with the asc LNR bp when.

>>149476228
Soon (tm).

CHINKS

CHINKS

FUCKING

CHINKS

GAS THE CHINKS REEEEEEE

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>>149477997

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>>149478329

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>>149476045
snibbety snab

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>Weak garbage tribes practically feed chinks free firearms
>Alpha can't take down chink pteras
>Weak garbage tribe accidentally blurts out position of my base
>One chink carries another with a ptera and kills my args from afar

e b i n

Going to craft a million RPGs and raid the dumb nigger who gave away our location

>tfw realized i have more than 1000 hours played Ark
Am i an autist now?

>>149483429
Sure you are shitter
>Weak garbage tribes practically feed chinks free firearms
Caring about players giving away primitive rifles when the chinks have higher tier BPs

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They know what you did jak, they're preparing

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>>149485727

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Is this the same general where retards got btfo by some 12 year old autist because 4chan cant into planning?

>>149491209
yes

>>149491209
>being this wrong
We were the 12 year old autist

>>149493104
Thats what I thought
>>149493326
If you were you wouldnt have your shit pushed in by one kid on 355

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They are adapting

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>>149493556
>One whole kid

Excuse me, it was half a kid remember, and he was 6

>>149504954
Fuck don't lead the target THAT much. Good shooting though.

Four days until the patch is delayed.

4 days since thread ded

Anyone got Webms or screenshots of the turret boat in action hitting their base?

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>>149511440
Screenshots yeah, I wasn't taking video though.

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Tracer's here so it's kinda cool.

>>149510972
More like 4 hours mate, but don't worry, it will return to being gone soon enough.

GET ON BOYZ WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN.

ded

>>149515491
What's habbening?

>>149519804
Get in dickscord if you want deets.

>>149519928
i want your dick

>>149519928
I see nuffin

>>149521114
Nice to see you guys let a special needs child make your victory sign.

>>149523278
We're all special here.

So we are or aren't welcome to join the tribe? Also, is the community healthy or is one tribe just fucking wither everyone?

>>149525302
We ARE the tribe that fucks over everyone.

>Dino Judens raided
Tritonhu Akbar

Worlds fastest raid

More like DICK JOCKEYS

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>Neophytes give us THREE free monkeys
WE'VE KEKED OUR FIRST TRIBE

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Behold! The greatest weapon ever deployed!

>>149536994
>inb4 we hit it with our turret boat and sink it

>>149536994
That's pretty cool man but can it vaporize as many japs as little boy or fat man?

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>>149537849

>>149537556
found the chungor

rip

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>>149540348

You guys better not let the thread die.

>>149545426
Or the monkeys die.

>>149545660
Monkeys are kill

page 10000

you are all fags

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Raids killed the thread

Just let it die

>>149563105
no

>>149564890
ok maybe

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You turned the thread into a circlejerk and expected it not to die?

Also FUCK

CHINKS

FUCK CHINKS

FUCK

>Need metal to keep birds safe
>Can't get metal because no birds

RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149572310
>Need metal to keep birds safe
>Can't get metal because no birds
Thread died because of shitters like you

>>149572310
>He can't even tame a Ptera
Fucking shitter

>>149572310
Thread died because they now only patch once a month, add nothing significant, anons left, and the wiki is actually good so we have fuck all to discuss.
Because the game is mostly server based and grindy as fuck we can't even talk about fucking mods because it's a pain to try them out and start the whole grind over again.

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Reminder not to talk down to me or my burds ever again

>>149574961
>wiki
>good
The thing literally tells you to bring guns to loot caves and half the useless dinos like sabers, wolves, bats, and scorps are really good at base defense and pvp

>>149575456
I meant more for taming and breeding, it has all the times down, the rough amount of torpor, food amounts to tame, speed of torpor loss.

>>149575942
Still, alot better websites are for that, that dont give a rough estimate but an exact number

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Give me three fertilized giga eggs or the monkey gets bullied.

>>149578241
You god damn monster

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rip bullets

>>149579251
Seriously, who would have thought that on an island full of Gigas and Spinos, a fucking turtle would be the number one bunker busting dino.

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Neophytes flexing their muscles.

>>149582204
We should make a deal with that guy to help him take out Neo for payment

ded thread, ded game

fug

>>149582204
>Give me 5k cp or I'll wreck you
>No too much
>ok 1k

This guy is pretty terrible at bargaining

>>149587151
Plus the fact that they live really close to each other and Neophytes still had to scout where their base was.

Some good laughs.

Thread 2 dead, also dinosaurs

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Bumping with qt spino baby

Has anyone tried the pirate total conversion?

>>149593795
Been wanting to. Does anyone know if it's good?

>>149593795
>>149595280
Mod doesnt match the game
Same thing happens anytime a we switch to something that changes the game
>THIS IS AMAZING LOOK HOW COOL THIS IS
>5 mins later lets go back to vanilla

>>149596487
That shouldn't be an issue with a total conversion, unless it's half assed and uses too much from the base game.

Al-tritonstan is a tribe of peace.

Only 3 days until fixed Mosasaurus spawns.

>>149607707
get delayed*

>>149607707
>Implying

>>149607707
Watch it still be broken after the delay so you need to wait another month for the fix.

>>149607875
>implying implying

>>149607865
>>149607875
>>149608251
>all this bullying
pls

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>>149607865
>>149607875
>>149608251
SHUT UP I WANT MY MOSA TAME LET ME HAVE DREAMS RRREEEEEEE

>>149609061
Go to reddit if you want to be an optimist with dreams.

Ded

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Drown the infidels

>>149615273
Explain your cult to me, I don't want to offend you merpeople.

>>149618269
The air your breathing is ours. Stop it.

ggez

>people getting butthurt in global because we killed their pteras after they tried to attack us

send help

>>149621892
And niggers start protests because thugs get shot while resisting arrest, do you honestly expect people to take responsibility for their actions?

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Chungor why

>>149624494
HE WAS JUST GETTIN' HIS LIFE BACK TOGETHER.

this thred needs more memes

>>149627396
fug

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>>149627396
It needs more human on dinosaur love.

>>149631471
Maybe if you posted lewds of a decent dino instead of that trash Jurassic world raptor, stop having shit taste.

I want Spino lewds.

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>>149631705

>>149632238
>tiny sail spino porn
Do you want the Australians in this thread to get arrested for being pedophiles?

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>>149631639
Big talk from someone not posting anything at all.

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>>149632238

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>>149632884
hot

monkeys are cancer

HOL UP HOL UP
*Tames dino*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*Throws gas grenade*
YOU BE TELLIN ME DAT
*Barrel rolls nakeds on the beach*
WE SIM FINNA
*Spams cheer emote*
AYOOOOOO BIX GUN NIGGA
*Puts points in food and water*
HOL UP HOL UP
*Gets offline raided*
YOU TRYIN TA TELL ME
*Knows true loss*
DAT 'IM BUCKLA
*Spams global with "Narcodicks*
SUM NIGGA FIN GONNA
*Gets tranqed and wakes up repeatedly*
WE WUZ
*Eats raw prime meat*
DINO TAMERS N SHIET?

ded thred
ded life

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Reminder to give love to your dinos.

>>149609536
edgy

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More insects.

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Spawns at swamp are so fucked, after taking this picture i got swarmed by 7 titanboas, 3 sarcos and massive swarm of dragonflys

kill

>>149648958
I hope that isn't an oil producing bug. Oil is practically useless. It has its uses, but there's so many ways to get it that there's really nothing to do with it.

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So many dimetradons.

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>>149655404
More like spawns in the center are so fucked

>>149665261
That shit is so dumb, getting trapped in those niggers enrages me so much. I hope the next patch fixes some of it.

>>149665261
Hopefully that's part of the fixed spawns in the upcoming patch for the center, I would like to go through a cave on foot like I could on the island without 80 assorted snakes, spiders and scorpions date raping me.

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New patch in 2 days get hype

>>149672686
Yes just 2* days
*This number subject to change as the patch is delayed just like all the others

You know what bugs me about this games PVP?

Its either you can't damage structures at all, or you spend insane resources to instantly blow them away. There should really be an in-between weapon that is cheap enough to carry around on a typical basis and also can damage structures relatively quickly. Something like a sludge hammer or something.

>>149675160
Grenades are good against stone buildings and deal good damage against unarmored targets, they deal almost no damage to metal structures though.

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>>149676534
Ya, but I guess I'd prefer something a little more reusable. Admittedly I did forget about grenades.

>>149680758
Aren't doeds supposed to be good for stone structures?
They have that goron roll so they're more mobile than ankylos.

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Metal for the great wall

>>149681630
only TAMED dinos that can damage stone are gigantosaurus, dunkfish and titanosaur

>>149682436
>weight 22k/400
Is that some other mod on that server?
Normally you can only stash twice the weight limit in an inventory before it prevents you from adding more.

>>149682660
Gitgud skrub

Guys, I'm on a journey for the comfiest survival game. Is Ark comfy?

>>149683050
It's like minecraft if it had no digging, normal models instead of blocks and all buildings still managed to be a box.

>>149683298
Perfect. My journey is complete..

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Explain

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>>149683050
its p comfy depending how you build, but yeah right after subnautica id say ark is the most comfy survival game

>>149682660
Doesn't work like that when gathering/picking things up someone dropped.

>>149684682
If the pillars above that pillar can stand without it then it's not a big deal.

>>149684692
>Walls not all facing the same way

FIX IT

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Herd u wuz Talkin shit

>>149687206
It is a big deal because the pillars need to support the ceiling

>>149691690
Birds a shit
skyfags go

>>149694764
Don't be upset that it flyers have beautiful feathers and what you fly are just glorified lizards.

>>149696202
>birds evolve from lizards and grow fruity adornments
>not glorified sky lizards
Phiomia are the one true mount

>>149697505
Kill yourself
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l
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The meme of a wall

>>149699081
Go fuck your feathered rats you autist :^)

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I hope you guys like laggy bases

>>149702901
DO I!?

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I'm not sure if we're within reason at this point.

>>149704429
I hope we dont have to reasonout with the admin over our wall

>>149704548
I wouldn't be surprised if he gets pissy about it, hopefully no one sees it for a bit, fuck tearing that down.

>>149703215
You better do cause i aint stoppin

oh no

help

>>149704429
>>149704548
>>149704807
>Other tribes have spammed pillars all over their bases
>Admin just talks about having multiple bases not people defending one
>Being this paranoid and retarded

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>>149712868
If he says that we cant have the wall we should just go nuclear and wreck everytribe before banned for griefing

>>149694764
ur a shit

>>149712868
I know what he was talking about fuck head, but the admin has said our base causes lag.

>>149716871
So the whole server slows down or your admin is a tard that doesn't understand fps drop?

>>149715364
He WONT say that and there is almost not incline for him to do so
What makes you think he would tell us to tear the wall down?

>>149716871
>resorting to insults because my point is losing value
Yes he said our base causes lag but he never said or even hinted at making us tear anything down. It was most likely a "haha your base is pretty big dont raid my friends please" If he wanted anything down he would have told us then and there to do it we have fobs all over the map and he has not once mentioned those to us

>>149717175
You're taking shit posting to keep the thread alive way to serious, not going to bother

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>>149727689

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kill

When will boatman kill
him
self

why the bat

>Tfw I can't join in the verbal shitposting adventures because no mic
>Even if I had one I sound like a faggot
What is the most painless method of suicide?

>>149736580
we have like 3 people that have faggot voice, you will fit in just fine.

How much oxygen does a titanosaurus have?

>>149741572
Google

>>149741904
Was more for the page 10 bump, also 600 oxygen but it can't attack underwater, meaning a sea base is immune from WMDs.

Do you play SOTF? Ive some fucking mad fun on that

>>149742342
I see didn't mean to be a dick.

Muh fucking BAT

Any roleplay servers that actually try to build cool things and not just behemoth gates?

>>149743023
If I got annoyed by someone saying google I would be off on tumblr blogging about hormone therapy and trying to get insurance to cover lopping off mr floppy.

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>>149683050
You tell me

>>149746352
Too comfy, you put the thread to sleep.

Maybe a weird question but i am still playing on ride the ark. But the server hasn't been wiped yet. If possible can i get your dinos so you guys merge my tribe? My name is Masterkindem

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>>149748463

>>149748954
Kill yourself

>>149750649
Else all your dinos are going to be killed by mirage. Your choice

>spend hours searching for bats
>none
Fuck mosa spawns I want my bat spawns

>>149750850
Sounds better than giving them away like candy to some random nigger

now fuck off

>>149751084
You fuck off nigger. I don't even know who you are

>>149750850
>>149748954
Server is getting wiped?

>>149751401
No..?

>>149751401
He is just going to command kill them all

>>149751401
its fucking not, mirage was thinking about it but called it off this niggerfaggot >>149748954 just wants free dino power

>>149751657
>>149751691
>>149751572
Yeah nah fuck that. If Mirage thinks about doing that shit I'll personally return to ride the ark and empty out everything we have so no one can take our shit.

>>149751950
Well do that then. Nobody should get the stuff in your bases

>>149751950
Nuke otherguys base while youre at it :^)

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Patch day TOMORROW GET HYPE

>>149758924
I'm hyped for the delay.

Let me guess, someone hit j in base and didn't put everything back.

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>>149761017
:3

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Can I join you nogs in the new server or will I get bullied

>>149763241
No bully zone, we're a safe space for autists.

>>149763272
T-thanks

I'm Dongomite on the server, global chat seems to be a bid dead or something

>>149764327
I don't think anyone is on atm, might be a few hours.

>>149764327
most of the people are online 8-10 hours from now

>>149764327
>>149765209
Sorry, I meant 12-14 hours from now.

>>149765275
>>149764561
Dangit, such is the life of the yuropoor. Guess I'll level up a bit and build a shitshack while I wait for you peeps

>>149765508
I mean I would come since im one of the yuropoors but no one has made me admin on the new server yet, fucking cucks

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Do you guys know these fucks? Pic related was him hovering your base. I killed him after he picked me up after all I did was asking him what the fuck he was doing.
One of the niggers kill my Quetzal too.

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Absolutely embarrassing. Meant this picture.

>>149769025
Never heard of that tribe. Wouldn't surprise me if some of the people we wiped banded together in a new tribe.

>>149769263
REEEEEE I WANT BLOOD THESE NIGGERS WILL PAY FOR TAKING THE LIFE OF MUH QUETZAL

I love you guys, please don't die on me

>>149768921
Yeah, we fucked their base up.

Guess they trying to hit us back

>>149770853
Do they have a lot of players?

>>149771240
Oh, thought you were talking about Dino Jockeys, saw your other post after

Never heard of the other tribe

>>149765508
I had forgotten how horrible the early game can be with the fucking dilos everywhere. Closed the game just as a carno rammed my thatch shitshack and killed my freshly tamed parasaur

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>>149772287
Oh I see. They seem to be bigger shitters than I am though. The fucker could have dropped me into your base but he went for the island infront of yours and got killed.

>>149764327
You on now?

is there a ahk script to forcefeed your dino alot of meat?

>>149775492
Auto clicker.

It's what I use. 250 meat in a few seconds

Asc flak boot bp, nice

>>149775492
This is the Auto clicker script i use

F8::
While GetKeyState("F8", "P"){
Click
Sleep 25 ; milliseconds
}
return

When i hold F8 it activates the autoclicker and when i let go of the F8 it turns off.

>>149777229
Auto Hotkey script i mean

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Pls no die

>>149784732
ded game

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>No anglers in your water pen

Shamefur dispray

>>149786227
Niggers of the sea, they have no place in our pen.

>>149786702
But mantas are the seaniggers, they claim to not be aggressive but will track your ass down the second you enter water just to break all your armor.

>>149786798
You're right, both have niggerisms.

Why am i still alive?

>>149788309
So you can die.

>>149790812
but not today

Boatman is here !
RAID TIME RAID TIME RAID TIME

>>149795583
lies

Tech tier when?

I want to vaporize naked cavemen with my plasma rifle.

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>>149758924
DELAY
E
L
A
Y

DUDE GIANT INSECTS LMAO

>>149795845
Laser mounted T-Rex when.

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>>149797574
Just when you thought normal gigas weren't strong enough!

>>149797574
How do you mount a dinosaur on a beam of light?

I fucking hate this meme game.

>>149798567
K

Kill your self

GIANT FUCKING SEAGULLS IN LESS THEN A DAY BOYS

>>149800805
Anon, I have bad news, look at the patch notes.

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>>149800805

More meme dinos.

>>149800805
Who gives a shit about that, we getting comfy (hopefully not clunky) fishing

Tgread death delayed, just like the patch will be.

>>149800805
Fuck off burdnigger you autistic feather sniffing nigger

What's the sluttiest Dino.

>>149805338
Raptors.

Dirty little sluts always begging for cocks

What, mosa spawns delayed again?

LELELE ADD GIANT SHIT SEAGULL INSTEAD DURRRRR XDD

>>149805338
Direwolves, you don't even need to saddle the whores before mounting them.

Alright, what gets pushed from 245 to 246?
My bet is on breeding phase 3 and the tribe logs.

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17 rockets later ...

>>149806575
rip

>>149805212
joke is my friends and i have been playing on our own server with the rule of no flight allowed for awhile, we dont own a single flying dino, i plan on using this purely as a boat

>>149806575
All it took was 17?
Are rocket turrets that strong or did you blow out the supports.

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>>149807207
it took 2 shots to takeout the pillars so it mightve been x2 dmg or something

Anyone know the exact time the patch goes live btw? or they just gonna release it randomly tomorrow?

>>149807413
>exact time

>>149809247
Hey just asking encase someone does know

>>149810468
Even the devs don't know mate, whenever they have an hour posted on their eta it gets bumped to 5-7 hours later before being moved to the next day or week.

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Rip Spiked dick

>>149815296
what happen?

>>149815606
It disappeared while taming bats

>>149816262
fug

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Today's breeding stock.

ded

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Sometimes I just don't know what I'm doing with my life.

>>149823141
You're not doing anything with it, your life has been delayed.

>>149823141
Rip those baby monkeys in the background, got bullied to death ;_;

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>>149826121

10

Pls wildcard dont delay the update pls pls

>>149835391
Pls water dont be wet pls pls

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Tfw you haven't bumped the thread in over a day and it's not dead yet
>>149762818
Nice place you're in. The guy who built it must be a pretty cool dude. :^)

>>149835704
As much as I want it to come out I know it'll be delayed.

Man this is my last weekend to play before I lose my neet status.

>>149839902
If you're lucky they're only going to be a day late with half the shit pushed to a later update.

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Tamable sea scorp when!

>>149806343
>>149806575
Whose base was that?

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WHEN I WAKE UP AFTER MY SLEEP THERE BETTER BE FIXED MOSA SPAWNS UPDATED
RRRRIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Check patch notes
>Upcoming (v245, ETA 8AM ET RELEASE!)
HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE

>>149854878
Do servers update by themself or are shitty admins in charge of that?

>>149855542
Unofficial servers update when the admin comes on and updates it.

>>149853887
I think Outcast Gamers or something.

>>149855542
>>149855905
There's also a setting in some server managers to auto update, but I'd rather have an active admin do it. So the rollback doesn't piss in our mouths

>>149853887
Dad tribe

>>149857229
>tfw boatman gave up on life and just shut down where he was standing

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R I P

>>149857527
To many turtles can do that to a man.

>>149858616
I still play on that server

>>149861161
Not a single tame was killed so they don't even know who did it? Fucking devious.

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Finally built a ladder to aviary so you can enter and exit it without using flier
it takes 1 minute to climb it though

>>149863720
I just realized i placed the ladder badly and you have to go prone so you can climb down the ladder

Upcoming Version: v245.0, ETA 8AM ET RELEASE
-TheCenter mega-update! (New Biomes, New Islands, New Caves & Creature Spawns, etc)
- New Official Total Conversion: Primitive+, optimized, 'completed', and packaged as Free DLC
- New Creature: Pelagornis!
- New Creature: Allosaurus!
- New Item: Fishing Rod + Fishing Mechanic!
- New Structure: Dynamic-Length Bridges
- New Structure: Large Ceiling Dino Doors (Particularly useful for Flyer Hangars)
- New Structure: Industrial Grinder: grinds items into a portion of their crafting resources, converts resources into simpler resources
- New Structure: Spiral Staircase (Stone/Wood/Metal)
- New Mechanic: Breeding Phase 3: Random Mutations and Family Trees
- New Mechanic: Explorer Notes
- New Mechanic: Optional Hitmarkers for ranged attacks (server can toggle them, as well as client if the server allows it). Default enabled, "?AllowHitMarkers=false" to disable. Also, server crosshair is now enabled by default, "?ServerCrosshair=false" to disable. There are now client options to disable these effects locally as well.
- Building Attack/Destruction TribeLogs
- UI Option to colorize item name texts based on quality level.
- Offline Raid Protection mode now disables PIN Locking, and Structures in Caves no longer get ORP.
[MORE NOTES TO COME]

>>149866497
20 minutes until that time gets changed.

>>149866497
>- Offline Raid Protection mode now disables PIN Locking, and Structures in Caves no longer get ORP.
Does this mean it also disables the Pin locking on turrets?

>>149866497
>Offline Raid Protection mode now disables PIN Locking
For what purpose?
Also, they still haven't fixed Alliances in ORP mode?

U P D A T E
P
D
A
T
E

>>149870203
ETA will be changed around 11am eastern from 8am to 2pm, then at 6pm it will become noon tomorrow and it will finally release at 5pm tomorrow with critical bugs that don't get fixed until tuesday.

update never

UPDATE NOW

>tfw wildcard so obsessed over their shitty attempt at making ark into an esport that they forgot to update the game.

pls update the game already

No mosa and redwood EVER

>>149871070
Except missing etas by days has been a thing with them since launch, long before sotf.

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GIVE ME THE UPDATE
NOW

giant crabs when

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MOSA
M O S A
MOSA
O
S
ASOM

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Seagulls W H E N

From leddit, about gasmasks

>WC-DrakeCo-Founder, Co-Creative Director, Lead Designer, Lead Programmer :

Fixed up in v245: 10x longer lasting, and shows up properly on monkeys, apes, and penguins etc :)

>update 2 hours late
JUST

>>149875541
>implying its not going to be 10 hours late
How wildcard can be so unprofessional consistently is beyond me.

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>mfw I've ran out of polymer

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>>149876490
>mfw still no mosas

>>149876063
It's how early access games are in general, fanboys have ruined feedback, they create a hugbox for devs and even pointing out bugs gets you flamed claiming "it's an alpha" or "it's a beta"

Any updates on the wander aggressive Dinos on Ride the Ark?

Still fucking shit up?

>>149876490
>not just breaking down elevator platforms from supply drops for free stacks of polymer

Startin a countdown boys of late hours, currently at 3 hours late
Place bets? Betting on 10 hours late

alive

>>149879592
I bet 100 CP it will be 23 hours late.